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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:21,391 --> 00:00:24,111 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm bored. 3 00:00:25,730 --> 00:00:27,487 You get bored pretty easily. 4 00:00:27,607 --> 00:00:29,148 Only with you, darling. 5 00:00:37,980 --> 00:00:39,376 Holy shit, V. Stop. 6 00:00:53,501 --> 00:00:55,716 We're citizens. We pay taxes. 7 00:00:55,836 --> 00:00:57,948 We deserve basic civil rights, just like everyone else. 8 00:00:58,068 --> 00:00:59,152 But... Come on. 9 00:00:59,272 --> 00:01:03,166 Doesn't your race have a rather sordid history or exploiting 10 00:01:03,286 --> 00:01:05,402 and feeding off innocent people? 11 00:01:05,562 --> 00:01:07,592 - For centuries? - Three points: 12 00:01:07,905 --> 00:01:10,192 Number one, show me documentation. 13 00:01:10,469 --> 00:01:11,533 It doesn't exist. 14 00:01:12,256 --> 00:01:15,963 Number two, doesn't your race have a history of exploitation? 15 00:01:16,384 --> 00:01:20,250 We never owned slaves, Bill, or detonated nuclear weapons. 16 00:01:20,410 --> 00:01:22,168 And most importantly, point number three, 17 00:01:22,328 --> 00:01:24,554 now that the Japanese have perfected synthetic blood 18 00:01:24,674 --> 00:01:26,447 which satisfies {ll of }our nutritional needs, 19 00:01:26,567 --> 00:01:29,300 there is no reason for anyone to fear us. 20 00:01:29,883 --> 00:01:32,679 I can assure you that every member of our community 21 00:01:32,839 --> 00:01:34,751 is now drinking synthetic blood. 22 00:01:34,871 --> 00:01:37,038 That's why we decided to make our existence known. 23 00:01:37,158 --> 00:01:39,337 We just wanna be part of mainstream society. 24 00:01:49,144 --> 00:01:49,842 Hi. 25 00:01:50,684 --> 00:01:52,454 Y'all have Tru Blood. 26 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:53,711 For real. 27 00:01:54,749 --> 00:01:56,013 You get vamps in here? 28 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:57,954 I didn't even think we had any in Louisiana. 29 00:01:58,114 --> 00:01:59,287 You didn't know 30 00:02:00,069 --> 00:02:01,369 that New Orleans 31 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:04,461 - is a Mecca for the vampire? - Seriously? 32 00:02:04,621 --> 00:02:05,991 I mean, New Orleans? 33 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,548 Even after Katrina? Didn't they all drown? 34 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:10,553 Vampires cannot drown. 35 00:02:11,612 --> 00:02:13,386 Because we do not breathe. 36 00:02:17,025 --> 00:02:17,832 Dude, 37 00:02:18,084 --> 00:02:19,309 no harm intended. 38 00:02:21,749 --> 00:02:24,022 - We're just a little drunk. - Nice. 39 00:02:24,289 --> 00:02:26,191 I could use a cocktail. 40 00:02:32,784 --> 00:02:33,626 Score. 41 00:02:34,192 --> 00:02:35,552 I totally had you guys. 42 00:02:37,435 --> 00:02:39,536 - That wasn't funny. - Yeah, it was 43 00:02:39,697 --> 00:02:41,660 No, Kelly, that was pretty funny. 44 00:02:41,991 --> 00:02:44,007 - I didn't think it was funny. - What? 45 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:45,710 We don't care what you think. 46 00:02:47,419 --> 00:02:49,718 Dude, you know where we can score any V-juice? 47 00:02:49,838 --> 00:02:51,132 Gross. Brad, no. 48 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:53,510 - How much you need? - I knew a girl who knew this girl, 49 00:02:53,671 --> 00:02:55,673 who did vamp blood during Greek Week. 50 00:02:55,793 --> 00:02:57,815 She, like, clawed her own face off. 51 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,499 Seriously, I can pay good money. 52 00:03:02,521 --> 00:03:04,312 You two need to leave. 53 00:03:04,682 --> 00:03:06,481 All right. Fuck you, Billy Bob. 54 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:07,959 Fuck me? 55 00:03:09,283 --> 00:03:10,902 I'll fuck you, boy. 56 00:03:11,184 --> 00:03:14,073 I'll fuck you, and then I'll eat you. 57 00:03:35,559 --> 00:03:38,450 You ever pretend to be one of us again, 58 00:03:40,326 --> 00:03:41,901 and I'll kill you 59 00:03:43,336 --> 00:03:44,191 Got it? 60 00:03:48,403 --> 00:03:49,854 Have a nice day, now. 61 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:11,272 Synchro: SilverArrow et mpm 62 00:05:12,934 --> 00:05:16,903 www.sub-way.fr www.seriessub.com 63 00:05:28,512 --> 00:05:30,095 John, check the catfish. 64 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:32,490 Thank you, baby. 65 00:05:32,743 --> 00:05:34,103 You know daddy loves you. 66 00:05:35,216 --> 00:05:37,708 I'm sittin' down here, okay? I'm by myself. 67 00:05:38,803 --> 00:05:41,878 Just let me have just one beer tonight, Jesus. 68 00:05:41,998 --> 00:05:44,153 One beer, that's all I need. 69 00:05:44,273 --> 00:05:47,174 And if you just give me the strength to say no to beer number two, 70 00:05:47,294 --> 00:05:48,631 then I swear... 71 00:05:50,513 --> 00:05:53,751 Without a second thought, no, don't you dare gripe about me eatin' fries. 72 00:05:53,871 --> 00:05:56,176 Not after what I did for you last night in the bedroom. 73 00:05:56,296 --> 00:05:59,390 Which, by the way, was disgusting. Although I kind of enjoyed it. 74 00:06:01,598 --> 00:06:04,090 Who are these people and what the hell is this music? 75 00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:07,099 I feel like I'm trapped in some hillbilly's OxyContin nightmare. 76 00:06:07,219 --> 00:06:09,695 I cannot wait to get the hell out of this Podunk town. 77 00:06:09,815 --> 00:06:11,624 Make sure you do, and before it's too late, 78 00:06:11,784 --> 00:06:14,544 because every year you wait, you just get more and more stuck here. 79 00:06:14,704 --> 00:06:17,449 - Believe me, I know. - How'd she know what I was thinking? 80 00:06:17,726 --> 00:06:20,223 That's weird. Did she hear my thoughts? 81 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:25,814 I'll get y'all some ketchup. 82 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:50,945 Welcome to Super Sav-A-Bunch. 83 00:06:51,065 --> 00:06:54,823 Hi. I'm looking for that thick, translucent plastic sheeting. 84 00:06:55,328 --> 00:06:58,753 The kind they hang in front of the doors of walk-in refrigerators. 85 00:06:58,873 --> 00:07:01,924 We don't sell that here. You could try Home Depot. 86 00:07:02,993 --> 00:07:04,844 I tried them already. They sent me here. 87 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,972 Now, I cannot believe you don't have that stuff. 88 00:07:08,186 --> 00:07:09,974 I don't even know what it's called. 89 00:07:10,134 --> 00:07:10,970 Sorry. 90 00:07:11,844 --> 00:07:15,384 - You're supposed to have everything. - Well, we don't have that stuff, 91 00:07:15,613 --> 00:07:17,599 that you don't even know what it's called. 92 00:07:17,719 --> 00:07:21,607 Your website says that this is the most well-stocked store in five parishes. 93 00:07:21,727 --> 00:07:24,670 Now, I just drove over an hour from Marthaville. 94 00:07:25,925 --> 00:07:28,609 Does our website have a phone number? 95 00:07:28,925 --> 00:07:31,609 - Well, I suppose it does, but... - So it never occurred to you, 96 00:07:31,729 --> 00:07:34,404 before you drove an hour, to pick up the phone and call us, 97 00:07:34,524 --> 00:07:36,793 to see if we stocked {whatever the hell it is that} what you're looking for? 98 00:07:36,953 --> 00:07:40,046 Well, I think that if a business chooses to classify itself as 99 00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:43,537 Why didn't you just find it online and have it delivered to your house? 100 00:07:43,657 --> 00:07:46,969 Or were you just looking for an excuse to wear them ugly-ass clothes? 101 00:07:50,599 --> 00:07:53,054 I would like to speak to your manager. 102 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:57,748 Fine. 103 00:08:02,791 --> 00:08:06,065 Trust me, you are not gettin' me fired. I am quittin'. 104 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:09,659 You were just the fuckin' catalyst, and for that, I ought to thank you. 105 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:13,209 - You are a very rude young woman. - Oh, this ain't rude. 106 00:08:13,756 --> 00:08:15,044 This is uppity. 107 00:08:16,534 --> 00:08:18,292 That's for pattin' my ass too much. 108 00:08:18,452 --> 00:08:21,003 I'm a get my baby daddy, who just got out of prison, 109 00:08:21,163 --> 00:08:24,248 - to come and kick your teeth in. - Jesus, Tara. Please don't do any... 110 00:08:24,368 --> 00:08:25,584 Oh, my God. 111 00:08:25,902 --> 00:08:28,478 I'm not serious, you pathetic racist. 112 00:08:28,755 --> 00:08:30,368 I don't have a baby. 113 00:08:31,695 --> 00:08:32,348 Damn. 114 00:08:33,211 --> 00:08:36,160 I know y'all have to be stupid, but do you have to be that stupid? 115 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,345 Shit. Fuck this job. 116 00:08:43,129 --> 00:08:44,369 Evening. Merlotte's. 117 00:08:45,997 --> 00:08:47,044 Hey, Tara. 118 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,623 Yeah, she's right here. 119 00:08:50,769 --> 00:08:53,501 I'm so sorry, Sam. She knows not to call me at work. 120 00:08:53,621 --> 00:08:56,831 Sookie, it's okay. You don't abuse a privilege like Arlene does. 121 00:08:57,666 --> 00:08:59,876 - I heard that. - Well, I wish you would hear that. 122 00:09:00,036 --> 00:09:01,885 Please. Sam, I have kids. 123 00:09:02,415 --> 00:09:04,130 This had better be an emergency. 124 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:06,368 I just quit my job. 125 00:09:06,488 --> 00:09:07,367 Again? 126 00:09:07,644 --> 00:09:09,135 I can't work for assholes. 127 00:09:09,295 --> 00:09:12,447 I'm glad you can afford to be so picky, Miss Say-Hello-To-The-Rest-Of-Us. 128 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:13,347 Shut up. 129 00:09:13,715 --> 00:09:16,100 Sam is not an asshole and he's totally in love with you. 130 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,169 Tara, he is my boss. 131 00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:22,171 Jesus. Look, you need to lighten up. 132 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,746 You know I hate it when you use the J word. 133 00:09:24,866 --> 00:09:25,860 Now, I gotta go. 134 00:09:26,907 --> 00:09:29,254 I'm coming over. I need a margarita. 135 00:09:29,555 --> 00:09:30,518 A big one. 136 00:09:30,722 --> 00:09:31,432 Bye. 137 00:09:36,481 --> 00:09:39,881 Mack and Denise Rattray are just about to sit down in your section. 138 00:09:42,436 --> 00:09:43,580 What the fuck? 139 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:48,809 Don't let 'em get to you, ch๏ฟฝre. 140 00:09:49,146 --> 00:09:50,374 They're not worth it. 141 00:09:53,362 --> 00:09:54,388 Two Tecates. 142 00:09:54,549 --> 00:09:57,770 Hell, there ain't nothing on this menu ain't gonna give me the runs. 143 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,250 Damn son of a... 144 00:10:01,146 --> 00:10:03,902 - What can I do for y'all tonight? - You can wrap your sweet lips 145 00:10:04,022 --> 00:10:06,445 around my slim reaper, that's what you can do. 146 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:09,358 Why don't we just start out with a pitcher of Bud? 147 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,948 You can hop aboard the Mack express 148 00:10:12,108 --> 00:10:14,485 - and ride all the way to heaven. - Alrighty. 149 00:10:14,605 --> 00:10:16,670 - Anything else? - What the hell is wrong with her? 150 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:19,288 She's pathetic like a dog that's been kicked too many times, 151 00:10:19,448 --> 00:10:22,041 - and keeps coming back for more. - Coming right up. 152 00:10:26,997 --> 00:10:28,422 I think she's retarded. 153 00:10:28,582 --> 00:10:32,275 Honey, if Rene tells you you're too young to watch a scary movie on HBO, 154 00:10:32,395 --> 00:10:33,996 then I'm siding with him. 155 00:10:36,156 --> 00:10:37,492 I know he's not your daddy, 156 00:10:37,612 --> 00:10:40,935 but your daddy does not wanna live with us anymore. Remember? 157 00:10:48,809 --> 00:10:50,003 Onion rings. 158 00:10:50,123 --> 00:10:52,697 And if you drop a few of them on the floor, that's fine with me. 159 00:10:53,024 --> 00:10:53,831 Got it. 160 00:10:55,335 --> 00:10:57,977 Sookie. Chicka-chicka-bow-wow. 161 00:10:59,447 --> 00:11:01,603 You're lookin' like a porn star with that tan. 162 00:11:01,723 --> 00:11:03,264 And pink lipstick. 163 00:11:04,016 --> 00:11:04,959 You got a date? 164 00:11:05,119 --> 00:11:07,795 No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips. 165 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,124 Yes, girl, that's it. 166 00:11:11,244 --> 00:11:13,723 These damn rednecks are suckers for packaging. 167 00:11:14,367 --> 00:11:17,665 And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. 168 00:11:17,785 --> 00:11:19,964 But, if I don't, they're all scared of me. 169 00:11:20,084 --> 00:11:22,648 They ain't scared of you, honey child. 170 00:11:23,136 --> 00:11:25,062 They scared of what's between your legs. 171 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,920 Lafayette. That's nasty talk. I won't listen to that. 172 00:11:28,606 --> 00:11:31,694 Do you even know what's between a woman's legs? 173 00:11:31,854 --> 00:11:33,812 I know every man, whether straight, gay, 174 00:11:33,932 --> 00:11:37,783 or George ma-fuckin' Bush is terrified of the pussy. 175 00:11:39,186 --> 00:11:40,955 - What are we talking about? - Pussy. 176 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,474 Listen, not everybody is gay, okay? 177 00:11:43,594 --> 00:11:45,712 Not everybody wants to have sex with you. 178 00:11:45,832 --> 00:11:48,502 You would be surprised, Arlene. People you know. 179 00:11:50,861 --> 00:11:52,269 That's all I'm saying. 180 00:11:52,389 --> 00:11:54,496 - I don't wanna have sex with you. - Me neither. 181 00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:57,059 Shit. Y'all bitches don't know what you're missin'. 182 00:11:57,179 --> 00:11:59,376 I got six gears on these hips. 183 00:11:59,496 --> 00:12:01,784 No, baby. You don't know what you're missing. 184 00:12:01,904 --> 00:12:04,134 You can watch her walk away. Make you wanna slap it? 185 00:12:04,254 --> 00:12:06,276 - You wanna slap it? - Everybody knows that. 186 00:12:06,396 --> 00:12:08,814 Everybody been there. Ain't that right? John's been there. 187 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,400 Take these, baby. Peaches and cream. 188 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,903 I'll give you a little cocoa. Little cocoa. 189 00:12:14,063 --> 00:12:16,238 Ain't that right, John? Shit. 190 00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:20,027 Look, I'm a pretty nice guy, but I have, like, a little bit of an edge to me. 191 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,244 Got started at a young age. 192 00:12:22,404 --> 00:12:24,337 Started getting into fights... 193 00:12:24,457 --> 00:12:26,748 - Really? - Used to get into a lot of trouble. 194 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:29,335 Got kicked out of a couple schools, type of thing. 195 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,458 Partying in high school. 196 00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:51,913 What the fuck is this? 197 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,211 It's... just, a 198 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,352 mosquito bite. 199 00:12:59,285 --> 00:13:01,117 You had sex with a vampire? 200 00:13:03,847 --> 00:13:04,578 Once. 201 00:13:05,457 --> 00:13:08,755 I went to that vampire bar, down in Shreveport. 202 00:13:10,271 --> 00:13:11,908 Look. I was broke 203 00:13:12,402 --> 00:13:14,797 and he paid me a lot of money. 204 00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:23,222 You a hooker, Maudette? 205 00:13:23,962 --> 00:13:26,183 Because I don't pay for it. Never have, never will. 206 00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:28,789 I don't charge for it, neither. 207 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,485 I mean, he offered me a thousand dollars to bite me. 208 00:13:31,695 --> 00:13:34,316 What was I gonna do? Say no to a thousand bucks? 209 00:13:37,924 --> 00:13:39,200 What was it like? 210 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:42,116 Scary. 211 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,864 You know, I read in Hustler 212 00:13:47,336 --> 00:13:50,332 everybody should have sex with a vampire at least once before they die. 213 00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:53,258 Once was enough for me. 214 00:13:53,378 --> 00:13:55,030 He was way too rough. 215 00:13:55,957 --> 00:13:57,426 I mean, I like to be rough 216 00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:58,858 sometimes. 217 00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:00,988 - But... - You like it rough? 218 00:14:03,356 --> 00:14:04,307 Why not? 219 00:14:05,631 --> 00:14:07,750 You know, it's not like it's gonna kill me. 220 00:14:08,189 --> 00:14:09,874 And if it does, well, then 221 00:14:10,404 --> 00:14:12,293 I won't care, will I? 222 00:14:22,316 --> 00:14:23,339 Right. Well... 223 00:14:26,384 --> 00:14:27,953 I videotaped it. 224 00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:30,664 What? 225 00:14:31,427 --> 00:14:32,991 With the vampire. 226 00:14:38,781 --> 00:14:40,309 You wanna watch? 227 00:14:48,425 --> 00:14:49,953 My life sucks. 228 00:14:50,073 --> 00:14:52,102 Tara, don't you be feeling sorry for yourself. 229 00:14:52,523 --> 00:14:54,605 - That's just lazy. - Why can't I keep a job? 230 00:14:54,765 --> 00:14:56,649 Maybe because you can't keep your mouth shut. 231 00:14:56,809 --> 00:14:58,385 Bitch, who asked you? 232 00:15:00,229 --> 00:15:01,481 How you doing? 233 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,099 I've had better nights. 234 00:15:05,218 --> 00:15:07,758 Anything I can do to improve this one for you? 235 00:15:47,651 --> 00:15:48,867 Oh, my God. 236 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,579 I think Merlotte's just got its first vampire. 237 00:15:51,954 --> 00:15:53,455 I think you're right. 238 00:15:53,615 --> 00:15:56,444 Can you believe it? Right here, in Benton? 239 00:15:57,097 --> 00:15:58,364 I've been waing for this{ o happen} 240 00:15:58,484 --> 00:16:01,069 since they came out of the coffin two years ago. 241 00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:10,464 Hi, and what... What can I get for you tonight? 242 00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:15,251 Do you have any of that synthetic bottled blood? 243 00:16:17,412 --> 00:16:20,818 No, I'm so sorry. Sam got some a year ago, but 244 00:16:21,035 --> 00:16:23,152 nobody ever ordered it, so it went bad. 245 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,218 You're our first. 246 00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:29,252 Vampire. 247 00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:33,610 Am I that obvious? 248 00:16:33,856 --> 00:16:35,372 I knew the minute you came in. 249 00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,958 I can't believe nobody else around here seems to. 250 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:39,084 He does. 251 00:16:42,372 --> 00:16:43,756 Don't worry about, he's cool. 252 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,342 I know for a fact he supports the Vampire Rights Amendment. 253 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,272 How progressive of him. 254 00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:59,120 Anything else you drink? 255 00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:02,330 Actually, no. 256 00:17:05,159 --> 00:17:08,947 But you can get me a glass of red wine so I have a reason to be here. 257 00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:15,062 Whatever the reason... 258 00:17:17,108 --> 00:17:18,408 I'm glad you are. 259 00:17:20,451 --> 00:17:22,605 Don't mind Sookie none, mister. 260 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,181 She's crazy as a bedbug. 261 00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:28,262 I'll just get your wine for you. 262 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:36,050 My name's Mack Rattray 263 00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:39,612 and this here's my wife, Denise. 264 00:17:40,738 --> 00:17:41,592 Hello. 265 00:17:44,704 --> 00:17:45,811 Good evening. 266 00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:39,796 What a bitch. 267 00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:44,063 You really think that she's gonna let him bite her? 268 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,761 You know how many people are having sex with vampires these days? 269 00:18:48,122 --> 00:18:50,336 And sometimes those people disappear. 270 00:18:51,907 --> 00:18:54,928 - He's not like that. - You spoke to him for, like, a minute. 271 00:18:55,088 --> 00:18:57,119 You ignore how many people he sucked the blood out 272 00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:59,701 over the last however many centuries he's been alive. 273 00:18:59,821 --> 00:19:03,459 - But he's so not scary. - Sweet Jesus, he is a vampire. 274 00:19:03,579 --> 00:19:05,553 Yeah, but the synthetic blood has everything... 275 00:19:05,673 --> 00:19:08,129 Are you willing to pass up all your favorite foods 276 00:19:08,249 --> 00:19:10,681 and spend the rest of your life drinking Slim-Fast? 277 00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:17,075 I mean, people have always discriminated against me. 278 00:19:17,235 --> 00:19:19,161 Oh, boy, have they ever. 279 00:19:19,321 --> 00:19:23,308 And just because I never felt like being what society wanted me to be, 280 00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:25,284 - you know? - Me neither. 281 00:19:25,651 --> 00:19:26,638 Me neither. 282 00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:29,804 So we know what it's been like for you. 283 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,969 Can I get y'all anything else? 284 00:19:36,129 --> 00:19:38,972 He's probably got 11 or 12 pints in him. 285 00:19:39,132 --> 00:19:41,768 Holy shit, that's almost 200 ounces. 286 00:19:42,219 --> 00:19:45,562 I bet we could get 500 an ounce in Dallas. Fuck me, that's $10,000. 287 00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:46,649 Sweet Jesus. 288 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,649 I'm gonna bring y'all a free round of beer. 289 00:19:48,809 --> 00:19:51,072 What the hell is your problem, dimwitted... 290 00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:53,445 - Don't you go anywhere. - I guess you are retarded. 291 00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:55,790 Just like everybody says you are. 292 00:19:59,816 --> 00:20:01,682 - We have to stop them. - Stop who? Why? 293 00:20:01,802 --> 00:20:04,119 The Rattrays. They're gonna drain him and sell his blood. 294 00:20:04,239 --> 00:20:06,069 - We have to stop them. - No, we do not. 295 00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:08,126 We don't have to get anywhere near that vampire. 296 00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:12,190 I am very disappointed in you and your small-mindedness. 297 00:20:13,411 --> 00:20:15,927 The vampire can take care of himself. I promise you. 298 00:20:18,822 --> 00:20:19,700 Shit. 299 00:20:22,217 --> 00:20:24,226 - Tara, you know how to tend bar? - No. 300 00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:25,712 Fake it. 301 00:20:26,883 --> 00:20:27,646 Shit. 302 00:20:38,795 --> 00:20:40,938 Look at this. This is so thick. 303 00:20:41,058 --> 00:20:42,900 Damn, this is gonna bring a pretty penny. 304 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,675 We should keep some for ourselves. 305 00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:47,720 If Mack freaks out on me again, I am so through with him. 306 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:16,548 You like this? 307 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:18,989 Being punished? 308 00:21:21,595 --> 00:21:24,740 You're a sick little vampire fucker. 309 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,320 You like that, Pickens? 310 00:21:29,141 --> 00:21:30,149 Come on. 311 00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:32,783 You look at me. 312 00:21:33,775 --> 00:21:36,904 - You let a dead man fuck you? - Yeah. 313 00:21:37,313 --> 00:21:38,649 Fuckin' disgust me. 314 00:21:42,055 --> 00:21:44,056 It's too bad I don't have fangs, huh? 315 00:21:44,565 --> 00:21:46,340 Rip your fuckin' throat out. 316 00:21:59,899 --> 00:22:00,681 Hurry. 317 00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:04,183 - We should've taken him home. - Too dangerous. 318 00:22:04,303 --> 00:22:06,495 Where are we gonna hide a dead vampire in our trailer? 319 00:22:06,818 --> 00:22:09,599 Well, at least we wouldn't be out in the fuckin' open like this. 320 00:22:10,592 --> 00:22:12,566 I just need some V-juice. I need it bad. 321 00:22:12,686 --> 00:22:15,370 My body is starting to hurt and I just need to get it in me. 322 00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:18,173 Goddamn it, Mack, you're a fuckin' drug addict, do you know that? 323 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,418 Woman, would you just shut the fuck up? 324 00:22:21,737 --> 00:22:24,951 Sometimes, when you talk, this is what I hear: 325 00:22:25,215 --> 00:22:26,974 A-yada-yada-yada... 326 00:22:32,049 --> 00:22:33,522 You crazy bitch. 327 00:22:49,688 --> 00:22:51,540 This ain't your business, you stupid cunt. 328 00:22:51,951 --> 00:22:55,293 Now, see, that just proves how low-rent you really are. 329 00:22:56,365 --> 00:22:58,977 You have any idea who you're messing with? 330 00:23:00,536 --> 00:23:02,634 You don't wanna be on my bad side. 331 00:23:02,794 --> 00:23:05,302 I'm not so sure you even have another side, 332 00:23:05,422 --> 00:23:07,806 you no-account, backwoods trash. 333 00:23:15,182 --> 00:23:17,868 Do not even think about taking that blood. 334 00:23:20,762 --> 00:23:22,857 I will kill you for this. 335 00:23:24,055 --> 00:23:24,994 Get out. 336 00:23:25,536 --> 00:23:26,222 Now. 337 00:23:28,352 --> 00:23:29,411 Come on, Mac. 338 00:23:34,063 --> 00:23:35,447 This ain't over. Come on. 339 00:23:38,475 --> 00:23:39,534 Get up, Mack. 340 00:23:39,859 --> 00:23:41,845 Why can't you take that fuckin' thing off? 341 00:23:42,097 --> 00:23:44,050 I ain't got time for a fuckin' cripple, 342 00:23:44,212 --> 00:23:46,502 because I'm getting out of here one way or the other. 343 00:23:46,622 --> 00:23:48,247 You... how else am I gonna... 344 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,488 Shut up. 345 00:24:23,842 --> 00:24:26,442 - Quick, with your feet. - I'm gonna get you, bitch! 346 00:24:32,057 --> 00:24:33,391 Oh, bless your heart. 347 00:24:34,236 --> 00:24:37,148 I am so sorry I didn't get here faster. 348 00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:40,224 You'll be okay in a minute, right? 349 00:24:44,021 --> 00:24:46,079 - Do you want me to leave? - No. 350 00:24:48,577 --> 00:24:50,575 They might come back and I can't fight yet. 351 00:24:55,546 --> 00:24:57,040 Hey, there, dog. 352 00:25:09,167 --> 00:25:10,516 He's checkin' on you. 353 00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,825 That's just some old dog that hangs around the bar sometime. 354 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,475 He must live nearby. 355 00:25:16,865 --> 00:25:18,068 Well, no doubt. 356 00:25:24,474 --> 00:25:27,529 I reckon you're not too happy about being rescued by a woman. 357 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:31,449 Thank you. 358 00:25:46,424 --> 00:25:48,008 I can't hear you. 359 00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:50,510 Thank you. 360 00:25:50,825 --> 00:25:53,289 No, no, no. I can hear you, but I can't... 361 00:25:59,661 --> 00:26:01,673 Oh, my stars. 362 00:26:04,287 --> 00:26:07,541 Aren't you afraid to be out here alone with a hungry vampire? 363 00:26:10,509 --> 00:26:14,402 Vampires often turn on those who trust them, you know. 364 00:26:15,587 --> 00:26:18,496 We don't have human values like you. 365 00:26:18,897 --> 00:26:21,791 A lot of humans turn on those who trust them too. 366 00:26:25,170 --> 00:26:26,824 I'm not a total fool. 367 00:26:28,693 --> 00:26:31,239 But you have other very juicy arteries. 368 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:38,308 There's one in the groin that's a particular favorite of mine. 369 00:26:38,468 --> 00:26:40,055 Just shut your nasty mouth, mister. 370 00:26:40,175 --> 00:26:42,280 You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, 371 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,481 you will talk to me like the lady that I am. 372 00:26:54,455 --> 00:26:57,018 You wanna drink the blood they collected? 373 00:26:57,957 --> 00:27:00,629 I understand it makes humans feel more healthy. 374 00:27:02,597 --> 00:27:04,501 Improves their sex life. 375 00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:06,485 I'm as healthy as a horse. 376 00:27:06,605 --> 00:27:09,047 And I have no sex life to speak of, so... 377 00:27:12,524 --> 00:27:14,305 You can just keep it. 378 00:27:18,984 --> 00:27:20,308 You could always sell it. 379 00:27:21,716 --> 00:27:23,191 I wouldn't touch it. 380 00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:32,573 What are you? 381 00:27:41,429 --> 00:27:43,090 I'm... I'm Sookie Stackhouse 382 00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:45,786 and I'm a waitress. 383 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:51,719 What's your name? 384 00:28:05,149 --> 00:28:08,675 I thought it might be Antoine or Basil or... 385 00:28:09,635 --> 00:28:12,885 Or, heh... Or, like, Langford, maybe. 386 00:28:14,937 --> 00:28:16,724 Vampire Bill. 387 00:28:17,585 --> 00:28:18,367 Oh, my. 388 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:25,141 So... 389 00:28:26,970 --> 00:28:28,078 Silver, huh? 390 00:28:29,245 --> 00:28:30,962 I thought that only affected werewolves. 391 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:34,779 I... I... I'm not implying that werewolves exist. 392 00:28:35,668 --> 00:28:37,968 I mean, that's just what you always see in the movies. 393 00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:41,073 I'd appreciate it if you didn't share this information with anyone. 394 00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:46,387 We don't like for our weaknesses to be made public knowledge. 395 00:29:04,065 --> 00:29:05,101 See ya, Bill. 396 00:29:06,731 --> 00:29:08,164 I gotta get back to work. 397 00:29:27,993 --> 00:29:28,956 Thank God. 398 00:29:33,587 --> 00:29:35,633 - You okay? - I'm fine. 399 00:29:36,127 --> 00:29:37,764 And, for your information, 400 00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:40,712 not all vampires can take care of themselves. 401 00:29:58,165 --> 00:30:00,135 - Night, Sam. - Night. 402 00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:01,282 Night. 403 00:30:05,477 --> 00:30:07,114 Thanks for helping me out tonight. 404 00:30:08,787 --> 00:30:10,231 How much you gonna pay me? 405 00:30:12,864 --> 00:30:13,694 20 bucks? 406 00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:17,161 How do you expect me to work here for 20 bucks a night? 407 00:30:17,281 --> 00:30:20,031 I don't expect you to work here. You only covered tonight 408 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:23,633 - for what, an hour at the most? - Yeah, but Sam. If I did work here 409 00:30:23,753 --> 00:30:26,280 It'd be a matter of time before you went off on somebody. 410 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:28,746 I don't wanna drive my customers away. 411 00:30:28,907 --> 00:30:30,415 I only go off on stupid people. 412 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:32,542 Most of my customers are stupid people. 413 00:30:33,453 --> 00:30:34,512 Yeah, but... 414 00:30:35,409 --> 00:30:37,347 I could help you keep an eye on Sookie. 415 00:30:37,853 --> 00:30:40,128 You see the way she was looking at that vampire? 416 00:30:40,248 --> 00:30:42,844 That is just trouble looking for a place to happen. 417 00:30:43,446 --> 00:30:46,648 And she means too much to both of us to let anything happen to her. 418 00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:53,688 Be here tomorrow at 6. 419 00:30:55,215 --> 00:30:56,949 And learn this on your own. 420 00:30:57,779 --> 00:30:59,486 I don't have time to train you. 421 00:30:59,646 --> 00:31:02,702 I was mixing whiskey sours for my mama when I was in first grade. 422 00:31:02,822 --> 00:31:05,501 - It's just like riding a bicycle. - That's fucked up. 423 00:31:05,621 --> 00:31:06,699 You think? 424 00:31:07,904 --> 00:31:09,274 My mama crazy. 425 00:31:09,611 --> 00:31:10,646 Damn, girl. 426 00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:13,380 Hey, Sam, is my sister here? 427 00:31:13,823 --> 00:31:15,364 No, Sookie already went home. 428 00:31:20,183 --> 00:31:23,468 My name is Tara. Been your sister's best friend since kindergarten? 429 00:31:23,628 --> 00:31:26,471 I used to sleep over at your house for, like, years. 430 00:31:27,466 --> 00:31:29,952 - I know who you are. - You better know who I am. 431 00:31:33,749 --> 00:31:34,953 Hello, stranger 432 00:31:41,747 --> 00:31:42,770 Come here. 433 00:31:45,851 --> 00:31:47,633 Look at you. You look great. 434 00:31:49,182 --> 00:31:50,578 - How you been? - Fine. 435 00:31:51,012 --> 00:31:52,059 Partyin'. 436 00:31:52,264 --> 00:31:53,515 So you ain't mad at me? 437 00:31:55,345 --> 00:31:57,933 - Why would I be mad at you? - Well, for not calling. You know. 438 00:31:58,122 --> 00:31:59,145 The usual. 439 00:32:00,457 --> 00:32:03,299 I ain't got no expectations of you. I'm not an idiot. 440 00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:08,263 What time do you get off work? 441 00:32:08,423 --> 00:32:09,779 Well, I don't know. 442 00:32:11,326 --> 00:32:12,141 Right now. 443 00:32:14,887 --> 00:32:16,489 You want to go somewhere? 444 00:32:17,013 --> 00:32:18,794 Well, yeah, I do. 445 00:32:19,866 --> 00:32:21,238 I want to go home. 446 00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:24,975 Good night, Tara. 447 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:27,226 Oh, my God. 448 00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:31,113 You are a gigantic parody of yourself and you don't even know it. 449 00:32:31,487 --> 00:32:33,400 Great seeing you, Tara, good luck. 450 00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:35,958 "Good luck"? 451 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:37,703 Good luck with what? 452 00:32:38,798 --> 00:32:39,533 Shit. 453 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:56,871 Hey, Gran. 454 00:32:57,713 --> 00:32:58,605 Hi, honey. 455 00:32:59,091 --> 00:33:00,398 Guess what happened tonight? 456 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,401 You got a date. 457 00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:08,364 A vampire came into the bar. 458 00:33:10,062 --> 00:33:11,495 Did he have fangs? 459 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,537 Yeah, but most of the time they stayed put away. 460 00:33:14,741 --> 00:33:16,789 - Did he bite anybody? - No. 461 00:33:17,088 --> 00:33:19,062 He just had a glass of wine. 462 00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:21,298 He ordered it, but didn't drink it. 463 00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:23,838 I think he just wanted some company. 464 00:33:24,271 --> 00:33:25,381 Did you like him? 465 00:33:27,015 --> 00:33:29,302 He was real interesting. 466 00:33:35,092 --> 00:33:36,816 I'll let you get to bed. 467 00:33:38,464 --> 00:33:42,160 Okay, honey, I just stayed up until you got here. 468 00:33:42,767 --> 00:33:43,887 Come on, Tina. 469 00:34:49,131 --> 00:34:50,069 Hello. 470 00:34:56,668 --> 00:34:59,798 I never thought I would be having sex with you. 471 00:35:01,212 --> 00:35:02,205 At least... 472 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,316 not so fast. 473 00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:09,125 Who said anything about sex? 474 00:35:28,455 --> 00:35:30,851 How come you didn't tell me you beat up the Rattrays last night? 475 00:35:30,971 --> 00:35:33,483 - I haven't even seen you since then. - Where's Gran? 476 00:35:33,603 --> 00:35:36,685 Hanging the laundry out back. And you keep your voice down. 477 00:35:36,805 --> 00:35:38,647 I don't want her to know about any of this. 478 00:35:38,767 --> 00:35:42,101 Fortenberry couldn't wait till I got to work{ this morning} to tell me all about it. 479 00:35:42,221 --> 00:35:44,340 Hoyt Fortenberry? How the heck does he know? 480 00:35:44,574 --> 00:35:47,023 He went over to the Rats last night to buy some weed. 481 00:35:47,184 --> 00:35:50,219 And Denise drove up like she wanted to kill somebody she was so mad. 482 00:35:50,463 --> 00:35:52,260 The only way she would sell him any weed was 483 00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:54,906 if he would drive Mack to the hospital in Monroe. 484 00:35:55,777 --> 00:35:58,159 Did Hoyt tell you that Mack came after me with a knife? 485 00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:01,287 Motherfucker. You want me to kick his ass? 486 00:36:01,447 --> 00:36:03,414 I already took care of that, thank you. 487 00:36:05,257 --> 00:36:06,942 What are you doing {messing}with him anyway? 488 00:36:07,062 --> 00:36:09,337 Did you know that in addition to dealing drugs, 489 00:36:09,457 --> 00:36:11,547 the Rats also happen to be vampire drainers? 490 00:36:13,652 --> 00:36:15,635 One of my customers last night was a vampire, 491 00:36:15,795 --> 00:36:18,045 and they were draining him out in the parking lot. 492 00:36:18,165 --> 00:36:19,806 I couldn't have that. 493 00:36:19,967 --> 00:36:22,180 You do not want to get mixed up with vampires. 494 00:36:22,619 --> 00:36:24,310 - Trust me. - Oh, shut up. 495 00:36:24,470 --> 00:36:26,121 Even if you hate vampires, 496 00:36:26,241 --> 00:36:28,473 you can't let trash like the Rats go and drain them. 497 00:36:28,593 --> 00:36:30,579 It's not like siphoning gas out of a car. 498 00:36:30,699 --> 00:36:32,360 They would have left him {in the woods to }die. 499 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,278 Who fucking cares? He's already dead. 500 00:36:34,439 --> 00:36:35,935 That's not his fault. 501 00:36:40,606 --> 00:36:41,828 What did he look like? 502 00:36:43,399 --> 00:36:44,362 Handsome 503 00:36:44,987 --> 00:36:46,185 in a sort of... 504 00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:50,628 Sort of old-fashioned, like from a movie on TCM. 505 00:36:50,789 --> 00:36:52,474 - Was he bald-headed? - No. 506 00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:54,605 - He had really nice hair. - Tattoos? 507 00:36:54,725 --> 00:36:56,602 None that I could see. 508 00:36:59,271 --> 00:37:02,473 Sakes alive, boy, where have you been keeping yourself? 509 00:37:02,774 --> 00:37:04,351 You get on over here and hug my neck. 510 00:37:04,471 --> 00:37:06,171 You get here, Gran. 511 00:37:06,677 --> 00:37:07,940 How's my girl? 512 00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:10,197 - You're all sweaty. - I know. 513 00:37:10,317 --> 00:37:12,761 - You want some ice tea? - I would love some ice tea. 514 00:37:13,663 --> 00:37:14,819 Here, I got it. 515 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,629 - Want the rest of that? - Yes. 516 00:37:21,027 --> 00:37:22,158 Thank you. 517 00:37:25,525 --> 00:37:28,655 If you're gonna wear that suit, you might want to {start watching}watch what you eat. 518 00:37:31,378 --> 00:37:32,497 You look nice. 519 00:37:33,713 --> 00:37:35,386 That was Evalee Mason. 520 00:37:36,815 --> 00:37:40,303 Guess who was found strangled to death in her apartment. 521 00:37:41,196 --> 00:37:44,157 - Maudette Pickens. - Oh, my Lord. 522 00:37:46,077 --> 00:37:49,351 She didn't show up for work. Wasn't answering her phone. 523 00:37:49,471 --> 00:37:52,035 And so her boss called Bud Dearborne, 524 00:37:52,155 --> 00:37:55,151 he rode over, got the manager to let him in, 525 00:37:55,311 --> 00:37:56,665 and they found her 526 00:37:57,604 --> 00:37:59,614 I went to high school with Maudette. 527 00:38:00,463 --> 00:38:01,979 Can you believe it? 528 00:38:02,353 --> 00:38:03,821 A murder in Benton. 529 00:38:03,941 --> 00:38:07,246 Why are you surprised now that we got ourselves a vampire? 530 00:38:07,406 --> 00:38:10,082 Just because he's a vampire doesn't mean he's a murderer. 531 00:38:10,345 --> 00:38:13,306 Fang-bangers go missing all the time in Shreveport, New Orleans. 532 00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:16,622 They never find them but everybody knows the vampires are killing them 533 00:38:16,742 --> 00:38:20,245 - and then disposing of the bodies. - What's a fang-banger? 534 00:38:20,615 --> 00:38:21,987 A vampire groupie. 535 00:38:23,191 --> 00:38:26,115 Men and women who like to get bitten. 536 00:38:26,717 --> 00:38:27,716 My stars. 537 00:38:28,035 --> 00:38:29,792 Maudette was a fang-banger? 538 00:38:31,044 --> 00:38:32,464 How do you know that? 539 00:38:34,119 --> 00:38:35,636 I don't know, Sookie. 540 00:38:35,756 --> 00:38:38,055 The way that you just know things sometimes. 541 00:38:50,170 --> 00:38:52,011 There's also hookers 542 00:38:52,336 --> 00:38:54,093 who specialize in vampires. 543 00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:56,416 They drink Tru Blood to keep their supply up, 544 00:38:56,633 --> 00:39:00,611 and they keep a bodyguard there in case the vamp gets a little too frisky. 545 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,131 I read that in a magazine. 546 00:39:07,769 --> 00:39:11,155 Wonder how much one would charge for something like that. 547 00:39:11,275 --> 00:39:12,311 A thousand bucks. 548 00:39:12,942 --> 00:39:15,108 See, now that just makes me sick. 549 00:39:15,698 --> 00:39:16,661 I know. 550 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:19,944 What kind of cheap woman could ever do something like that? 551 00:39:20,104 --> 00:39:22,830 No, it makes me sick that they're getting a thousand bucks 552 00:39:22,950 --> 00:39:26,801 to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for 10 bucks an hour plus tips. 553 00:39:26,921 --> 00:39:29,345 I don't think they just lay there. 554 00:39:29,854 --> 00:39:31,510 I think they're expected to, 555 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:32,689 you know, 556 00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:34,041 participate. 557 00:39:46,808 --> 00:39:47,888 Thanks for lunch. 558 00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:52,437 What? 559 00:39:53,629 --> 00:39:54,448 What? 560 00:39:54,568 --> 00:39:57,815 This can't be happening to me. How could I lose control like that? 561 00:39:57,975 --> 00:40:00,340 - How come she... - Don't try that with me, goddamn it. 562 00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:01,544 I'm your brother. 563 00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:05,208 Back to work. 564 00:40:17,861 --> 00:40:18,763 Please? 565 00:40:21,093 --> 00:40:23,674 Come on, Dawn, I'm having a really bad day. 566 00:40:23,933 --> 00:40:27,553 - That is not my responsibility. - Didn't we have a good time? 567 00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:29,619 And don't you want to have that again? 568 00:40:29,739 --> 00:40:33,205 I'm sorry to break it to you, but you are not my only source for a good time. 569 00:40:33,783 --> 00:40:36,034 No, but I am the best one. 570 00:40:36,846 --> 00:40:38,616 Oh, my God, you're so full of shit. 571 00:40:39,699 --> 00:40:41,859 - But I'm hot. - So am I. 572 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,872 Yeah, I know, I know. 573 00:40:47,327 --> 00:40:49,033 That's why I'm on the phone with you. 574 00:40:49,824 --> 00:40:51,365 All right, I give up. 575 00:40:51,606 --> 00:40:53,315 You can meet me after work. 576 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,581 I gotta go. I'll call you back. 577 00:41:06,142 --> 00:41:07,176 Sheriff Dearborne. 578 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,171 Afternoon, Jason. 579 00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:19,605 - There something I can help you with? - You know Maudette Pickens? 580 00:41:19,815 --> 00:41:20,898 Sure, I know her. 581 00:41:21,058 --> 00:41:23,526 I buy stuff at the Grabbit Quik. She works there during the day. 582 00:41:23,784 --> 00:41:26,320 How would you characterize your relationship with Maudette? 583 00:41:27,155 --> 00:41:28,178 Relationship? 584 00:41:28,406 --> 00:41:31,242 I didn't have a relationship with her. I barely even knew her. 585 00:41:31,578 --> 00:41:33,828 So you're aware she was murdered last night? 586 00:41:38,685 --> 00:41:40,626 I mean, yeah. Yeah. I did know that. 587 00:41:40,786 --> 00:41:42,633 My grandmother told me at lunch. 588 00:41:43,038 --> 00:41:44,420 Somebody called her. 589 00:41:45,082 --> 00:41:47,634 What's up with Jason and the law? 590 00:41:48,711 --> 00:41:51,347 Maybe they think he knows something about Maudette. 591 00:41:51,808 --> 00:41:53,848 You ever visit Maudette at her apartment? 592 00:41:54,504 --> 00:41:55,454 Me? No. 593 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,248 Ever? 594 00:41:59,396 --> 00:42:02,398 Boys, I could do a lot better than Maudette Pickens, believe me. 595 00:42:04,927 --> 00:42:06,997 You weren't there last night? 596 00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:09,103 Last night. 597 00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:12,533 Okay, yeah, I was there last night. 598 00:42:13,611 --> 00:42:15,898 - Then why didn't you say so? - What? 599 00:42:16,018 --> 00:42:17,535 Then why didn't you say so? 600 00:42:17,655 --> 00:42:19,650 Because I know she got killed, 601 00:42:19,975 --> 00:42:22,501 and I thought it would look bad me having been at her place. 602 00:42:22,816 --> 00:42:26,077 - Well, it does look bad, Jason. - It looks real bad. 603 00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:27,744 Okay, look. 604 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,886 I hooked up with Maudette last night, we had sex. 605 00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:33,443 That's all. 606 00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:37,141 How would you characterize the sex? 607 00:42:39,383 --> 00:42:42,021 - Tt was okay. - Nothing out of the ordinary? 608 00:42:45,832 --> 00:42:47,860 Because we've already seen the videotape. 609 00:42:55,262 --> 00:42:56,827 You didn't know she was taping it? 610 00:43:00,022 --> 00:43:01,334 But I should have. 611 00:43:01,936 --> 00:43:03,753 You need to come with us, Jason. 612 00:43:06,094 --> 00:43:08,261 Just let me tell Rene to take over. 613 00:43:09,218 --> 00:43:10,466 I'll be right back. 614 00:43:12,335 --> 00:43:14,011 I hate that little shit. 615 00:43:19,804 --> 00:43:22,478 I gotta go into town for a while. You'll take over? 616 00:43:24,431 --> 00:43:27,134 - Everything all right? - Yeah. No, it's nothing to worry about. 617 00:43:27,254 --> 00:43:28,457 Everything's fine. 618 00:43:30,684 --> 00:43:32,526 Don't tell my sister. Okay? 619 00:43:36,311 --> 00:43:37,493 What'd you do, Jason? 620 00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:41,493 Let's go. Move. 621 00:43:44,598 --> 00:43:45,982 What the fuck, huh? 622 00:43:55,611 --> 00:43:56,827 What's up, Gran? 623 00:44:00,058 --> 00:44:02,622 I was just wondering how old you think the vampire is. 624 00:44:02,742 --> 00:44:04,463 The one you met last night. 625 00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:06,458 I have no idea. 626 00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:07,480 Why? 627 00:44:08,934 --> 00:44:11,294 You think he might remember the war? 628 00:44:13,581 --> 00:44:14,814 The Civil War? 629 00:44:18,277 --> 00:44:19,240 Could be. 630 00:44:21,070 --> 00:44:22,150 If he does, 631 00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:24,518 I would love to have him come speak 632 00:44:24,638 --> 00:44:27,126 to the Descendants of the Glorious Dead. 633 00:44:27,286 --> 00:44:29,158 You think he might want to? 634 00:44:29,539 --> 00:44:32,708 I think he might have a hard time showing up at the public library 635 00:44:32,828 --> 00:44:34,133 at noon on a Thursday. 636 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:39,031 We could have a special meeting at night, 637 00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:42,697 or he could just come talk to me and I could tape his recollections. 638 00:44:43,468 --> 00:44:47,319 I am sure the other members would find it so interesting. 639 00:44:48,149 --> 00:44:51,108 I'll ask him next time he comes in to Merlotte's. 640 00:44:51,688 --> 00:44:52,992 If he comes in. 641 00:44:58,078 --> 00:44:59,569 For all the beans. 642 00:45:00,016 --> 00:45:02,068 - Oh, baby. - Oh, baby. 643 00:45:02,188 --> 00:45:04,454 - You can do better than that. - Oh, baby. 644 00:45:21,623 --> 00:45:24,044 - How you doin'? What you doin' here? - I work here. 645 00:45:24,164 --> 00:45:25,476 The hell you don't. 646 00:45:25,636 --> 00:45:28,090 Oh yes, the hell I do too, you ugly bitch. 647 00:45:28,210 --> 00:45:30,798 - You need to make peace with that. - Shit. 648 00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,900 Sam must have lost his damn mind, 649 00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:36,078 because you should not be allowed to work in no situation 650 00:45:36,198 --> 00:45:38,948 where you actually got to interact with people. 651 00:45:39,221 --> 00:45:40,743 That is so no true. 652 00:45:41,148 --> 00:45:42,854 Do... Do not snap at me. 653 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,984 I have a name. And that name is Tara. 654 00:45:46,988 --> 00:45:48,263 And isn't that funny? 655 00:45:48,383 --> 00:45:50,432 Black girl being named after a plantation. 656 00:45:51,388 --> 00:45:54,171 I don't think it's funny. In fact, it really pisses me off 657 00:45:54,331 --> 00:45:57,572 That my mama was either stupid or just plain mean, 658 00:45:58,008 --> 00:46:01,695 which is why you better be nice if you plan on getting a drink tonight. 659 00:46:02,118 --> 00:46:03,363 Sorry, ma'am. 660 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,736 Do you know if Sookie found out anything about her brother 661 00:46:10,856 --> 00:46:13,755 - getting arrested this afternoon? - Jason got arrested? 662 00:46:14,097 --> 00:46:15,650 - For what? - I ain't sure, 663 00:46:15,811 --> 00:46:18,667 but Maudette Pickens did get found murdered. 664 00:46:19,119 --> 00:46:20,462 Are you serious? 665 00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:22,607 Jason couldn't kill anybody. 666 00:46:22,727 --> 00:46:25,202 And he can do a hell of a lot better than Maudette Pickens. 667 00:46:25,362 --> 00:46:28,247 - {Look at you.}You still got a thing for him. - I do not. 668 00:46:28,533 --> 00:46:30,339 He's too damn stuck-up for me. 669 00:46:30,459 --> 00:46:32,668 That boy is sex on a stick. 670 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:36,489 I don't give a good damn how stuck-up he is. How you doin'? 671 00:46:36,891 --> 00:46:39,216 Look at you. Scaring that white boy. 672 00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:43,119 Ain't nobody scaring him. He too big to be scared. 673 00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,787 I likes a big man. Look at that belly. 674 00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:48,156 Don't you have something to fry? 675 00:46:48,276 --> 00:46:50,125 You can be my Santa Claus. 676 00:46:53,527 --> 00:46:56,617 I'll see you later. I'm in the phone book. 677 00:46:57,102 --> 00:46:58,976 Arrested? For what? 678 00:46:59,096 --> 00:47:02,309 - I don't know. - Sorry about your brother. 679 00:47:03,328 --> 00:47:05,909 How come everybody knew about this before I did? 680 00:47:06,029 --> 00:47:08,818 I was there, baby girl. I saw him get carted away. 681 00:47:08,938 --> 00:47:11,255 I was complaining to Arlene about Jason hanging up on me 682 00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:15,322 when we were making a date, not calling me back, that's when she told me. 683 00:47:15,609 --> 00:47:17,953 - How does she know? - I guess Rene told her. 684 00:47:18,356 --> 00:47:20,574 Besides, we figured you'd just... 685 00:47:24,233 --> 00:47:25,348 I just what? 686 00:47:27,505 --> 00:47:30,392 Sweetie, didn't you just know already? 687 00:47:31,405 --> 00:47:33,620 I am not... psychic. 688 00:47:37,601 --> 00:47:38,948 Damn, you suck. 689 00:47:41,008 --> 00:47:41,971 Quiet you. 690 00:47:42,288 --> 00:47:45,073 I cannot believe I am here on my night off. 691 00:47:45,484 --> 00:47:49,428 Just pouring my hard earned money back into Sam Merlotte's pocket. 692 00:47:51,569 --> 00:47:53,248 What happened to my brother? 693 00:47:55,275 --> 00:47:57,586 Hell. I promised him I wasn't going to tell ya-you. 694 00:47:57,913 --> 00:47:59,158 What happened? 695 00:48:01,997 --> 00:48:04,696 Bud Dearborne and Andy Bellefleur, 696 00:48:05,495 --> 00:48:07,188 they asked him some questions, 697 00:48:07,308 --> 00:48:10,019 and then they just threw him in the back of the squad car. 698 00:48:10,139 --> 00:48:12,747 So you don't even know for a fact that they arrested him? 699 00:48:13,679 --> 00:48:17,558 - They didn't cuff him or nothin'. - Sookie, I am so sorry. 700 00:48:18,308 --> 00:48:20,182 For what? Y'all are already acting 701 00:48:20,302 --> 00:48:22,924 like Jason's been convicted of killing Maudette, 702 00:48:23,044 --> 00:48:25,659 we don't even know what they were talking to him about. 703 00:48:25,779 --> 00:48:27,971 Bud Dearborne just made a mistake. That's all. 704 00:48:29,012 --> 00:48:31,994 It has to be, because Jason's a real standup guy. 705 00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:34,253 No, he's not, Hoyt. 706 00:48:34,605 --> 00:48:37,292 He is selfish, egotistical, and a complete horndog, 707 00:48:37,452 --> 00:48:38,794 but he is not a killer. 708 00:49:01,351 --> 00:49:03,986 Now, just look at that, like she's walking down the aisle 709 00:49:04,146 --> 00:49:07,072 on her goddamn wedding day. Honey, just 'cause... 710 00:49:07,881 --> 00:49:09,254 It's that vampire. 711 00:49:13,510 --> 00:49:16,915 He's got her in his sights. I need to protect her. 712 00:49:17,075 --> 00:49:19,779 That's that vampire she saved last night. 713 00:49:19,899 --> 00:49:21,774 Sookie, please do not... 714 00:49:21,894 --> 00:49:23,890 Good evening, Miss Stackhouse. 715 00:49:24,390 --> 00:49:27,217 It ain't right, him being here with normal people. 716 00:49:27,337 --> 00:49:28,885 She's going to sit... 717 00:49:31,519 --> 00:49:33,899 I always thought she was nice, but I just wonder 718 00:49:34,019 --> 00:49:37,058 what kind of a good Christian girl would even look at a vampire... 719 00:49:37,178 --> 00:49:39,294 I don't think he looks that kind of scary to me. 720 00:49:39,473 --> 00:49:42,899 Looks like she likes 'em tall, dark, and dead... 721 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,953 Stackhouse family ain't nothing but trash. 722 00:50:07,316 --> 00:50:09,051 Your hand is cool. 723 00:50:10,157 --> 00:50:10,991 Yes... 724 00:50:12,742 --> 00:50:15,807 I'm afraid I'm not as warm as the men that you must be accustomed to. 725 00:50:15,967 --> 00:50:16,979 What men? 726 00:50:28,368 --> 00:50:30,280 What can I get for you tonight? 727 00:50:33,332 --> 00:50:34,541 What are you? 728 00:50:36,573 --> 00:50:38,545 I told you. I'm a waitress. 729 00:50:42,549 --> 00:50:44,616 You're something more than that. 730 00:50:46,674 --> 00:50:48,298 You're something more than human. 731 00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:49,923 I beg your pardon? 732 00:50:57,943 --> 00:50:59,726 That's an unusual name. 733 00:51:01,929 --> 00:51:03,480 Is it short for something else? 734 00:51:05,450 --> 00:51:06,201 Nope. 735 00:51:08,035 --> 00:51:09,528 Just plain Sookie. 736 00:51:12,249 --> 00:51:14,152 May I call on you sometime? 737 00:51:16,337 --> 00:51:17,452 Call on me? 738 00:51:21,650 --> 00:51:24,266 May I come and visit with you at your home? 739 00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:25,940 Sure. 740 00:51:27,455 --> 00:51:29,256 My grandmother would love to meet you. 741 00:51:31,076 --> 00:51:34,082 That reminds me. Can I talk to you after work? 742 00:51:34,522 --> 00:51:36,138 I have a favor to ask you. 743 00:51:38,035 --> 00:51:40,716 Of course. After all, I am in your debt. 744 00:51:40,836 --> 00:51:42,384 Not a favor for me. 745 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,448 For my grandmother. If you'll be up... 746 00:51:48,351 --> 00:51:51,542 I guess you will be. Would you mind meeting me around the back of the bar 747 00:51:51,662 --> 00:51:54,544 when I get off at... probably around 1:30? 748 00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,053 I'd be delighted. 749 00:52:05,689 --> 00:52:09,209 Do you realize that every person in this establishment 750 00:52:09,329 --> 00:52:11,211 is staring at us right now? 751 00:52:19,661 --> 00:52:21,939 They're just staring at me because... 752 00:52:22,221 --> 00:52:25,415 my brother's in some kind of trouble with the police. 753 00:52:28,450 --> 00:52:30,999 But Bill, did you know Maudette Pickens? 754 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,302 I did not. 755 00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:36,895 They are staring at us because I am a vampire. 756 00:52:38,964 --> 00:52:39,997 And you... 757 00:52:43,015 --> 00:52:44,072 are mortal. 758 00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:49,957 Who cares what they think? 759 00:52:52,065 --> 00:52:54,601 I want to make this town my home, so... 760 00:52:57,078 --> 00:52:57,886 I do. 761 00:53:03,519 --> 00:53:05,104 I'll see you at 1:30. 762 00:53:11,602 --> 00:53:14,325 Run away as fast as your legs can take you. 763 00:53:15,146 --> 00:53:17,030 - I guess... - This is wrong. It's wrong. 764 00:53:17,190 --> 00:53:20,992 I shouldn't be feeling like this. I just want to watch them do it. Damn. 765 00:53:21,152 --> 00:53:23,495 He hypnotized her. I heard they can do that 766 00:53:23,655 --> 00:53:26,332 just by looking at you. She's gonna let him fired. 767 00:53:26,452 --> 00:53:28,108 I'm telling Reverend... 768 00:53:34,011 --> 00:53:35,734 You're being a very stupid girl. 769 00:53:35,854 --> 00:53:38,038 Who asked you? I can take care of myself. 770 00:53:38,158 --> 00:53:40,346 I don't think so. Mack could have cut you up last night. 771 00:53:40,466 --> 00:53:43,388 - How do you know what he'd have done? - You settin' up a date with a vampire? 772 00:53:43,508 --> 00:53:45,679 What do you have, a death wish? I don't have one. 773 00:53:45,799 --> 00:53:48,814 I happen to think judging an entire group of people based 774 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:52,396 on the actions of a few individuals within that group is morally wrong. 775 00:53:52,516 --> 00:53:55,703 I will not let you put yourself or this bar in danger. I won't. 776 00:53:59,668 --> 00:54:00,808 Am I fired? 777 00:54:02,463 --> 00:54:06,097 No, but next time you think somebody's being harmed in the parking lot, 778 00:54:06,217 --> 00:54:07,914 pick up the phone and call the police. 779 00:54:08,074 --> 00:54:11,169 Do not go out there alone like a goddamn vigilante! 780 00:54:18,007 --> 00:54:19,029 Oh, ch๏ฟฝre. 781 00:54:26,404 --> 00:54:28,350 Don't you know I couldn't stand to lose you? 782 00:54:28,553 --> 00:54:30,623 Feels so warm, I can't help it. I want you. Damn. 783 00:54:30,743 --> 00:54:33,391 You smell so good. I love the way you smell. 784 00:54:33,511 --> 00:54:36,381 I love you and I always have. I want to tell you the truth... 785 00:54:36,501 --> 00:54:39,799 Are you out of your ever-loving mind? That vampire wants you for dinner. 786 00:54:39,919 --> 00:54:42,930 I won't let you just walk into his trap. Ma'am, over my dead body. 787 00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:45,327 You mean too much to me. Don't you look at me like that 788 00:54:45,487 --> 00:54:48,046 when I'm looking out for you. I never noticed how much, you and Jason 789 00:54:48,166 --> 00:54:49,286 have the same eyes. 790 00:54:49,406 --> 00:54:51,408 Such sweet eyes. He could never kill anybody. 791 00:54:51,528 --> 00:54:53,203 Oh, for heaven's sakes, 792 00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:55,875 Jason is never going to care about you the way you care about him. 793 00:54:55,995 --> 00:54:57,431 What the fuck y...? 794 00:54:57,991 --> 00:55:00,050 You made a promise. You stay out of my head. 795 00:55:00,210 --> 00:55:02,680 I know how hard for her it's got to be... 796 00:55:03,023 --> 00:55:06,281 Maybe Jason will get shook up by this whole Maudette... 797 00:55:06,935 --> 00:55:09,559 Shut up, the both of you, and stop bossing me around! 798 00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:13,480 I am a grown woman and I am the one who decides what I do, not one of you. 799 00:55:58,315 --> 00:56:01,367 - You want me to wait with you until... - Go home, Sam. 800 00:56:03,657 --> 00:56:04,738 Good night. 801 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 802 00:56:05,305 --> 00:56:11,849 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org61462

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