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- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm bored.
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You get bored pretty easily.
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Only with you, darling.
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Holy shit, V. Stop.
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We're citizens. We pay taxes.
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We deserve basic civil rights,
just like everyone else.
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But... Come on.
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Doesn't your race have
a rather sordid history or exploiting
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and feeding off innocent people?
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- For centuries?
- Three points:
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Number one, show me documentation.
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It doesn't exist.
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Number two, doesn't your race
have a history of exploitation?
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We never owned slaves, Bill,
or detonated nuclear weapons.
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And most importantly,
point number three,
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now that the Japanese
have perfected synthetic blood
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which satisfies {ll of }our nutritional needs,
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there is no reason
for anyone to fear us.
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I can assure you
that every member of our community
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is now drinking synthetic blood.
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That's why we decided
to make our existence known.
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We just wanna be
part of mainstream society.
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Hi.
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Y'all have Tru Blood.
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For real.
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You get vamps in here?
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I didn't even think
we had any in Louisiana.
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You didn't know
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that New Orleans
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- is a Mecca for the vampire?
- Seriously?
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I mean, New Orleans?
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Even after Katrina?
Didn't they all drown?
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Vampires cannot drown.
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Because we do not breathe.
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Dude,
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no harm intended.
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- We're just a little drunk.
- Nice.
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I could use a cocktail.
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Score.
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I totally had you guys.
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- That wasn't funny.
- Yeah, it was
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No, Kelly, that was pretty funny.
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- I didn't think it was funny.
- What?
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We don't care what you think.
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Dude, you know
where we can score any V-juice?
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Gross. Brad, no.
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- How much you need?
- I knew a girl who knew this girl,
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who did vamp blood during Greek Week.
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She, like, clawed her own face off.
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Seriously, I can pay good money.
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You two need to leave.
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All right. Fuck you, Billy Bob.
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Fuck me?
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I'll fuck you, boy.
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I'll fuck you, and then I'll eat you.
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You ever pretend to be
one of us again,
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and I'll kill you
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Got it?
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Have a nice day, now.
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Synchro: SilverArrow et mpm
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www.sub-way.fr www.seriessub.com
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John, check the catfish.
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Thank you, baby.
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You know daddy loves you.
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I'm sittin' down here, okay?
I'm by myself.
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Just let me have
just one beer tonight, Jesus.
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One beer, that's all I need.
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And if you just give me the strength
to say no to beer number two,
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then I swear...
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Without a second thought, no, don't you
dare gripe about me eatin' fries.
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Not after what I did for you
last night in the bedroom.
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Which, by the way, was disgusting.
Although I kind of enjoyed it.
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Who are these people
and what the hell is this music?
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I feel like I'm trapped
in some hillbilly's OxyContin nightmare.
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I cannot wait to get the hell out
of this Podunk town.
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Make sure you do,
and before it's too late,
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because every year you wait,
you just get more and more stuck here.
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- Believe me, I know.
- How'd she know what I was thinking?
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That's weird.
Did she hear my thoughts?
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I'll get y'all some ketchup.
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Welcome to Super Sav-A-Bunch.
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Hi. I'm looking for that thick,
translucent plastic sheeting.
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The kind they hang in front of the doors
of walk-in refrigerators.
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We don't sell that here.
You could try Home Depot.
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I tried them already.
They sent me here.
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Now, I cannot believe
you don't have that stuff.
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I don't even know what it's called.
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Sorry.
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- You're supposed to have everything.
- Well, we don't have that stuff,
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that you don't even know
what it's called.
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Your website says that this is the most
well-stocked store in five parishes.
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Now, I just drove over an hour
from Marthaville.
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Does our website have a phone number?
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- Well, I suppose it does, but...
- So it never occurred to you,
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before you drove an hour,
to pick up the phone and call us,
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to see if we stocked {whatever the hell it is that}
what you're looking for?
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Well, I think that if a business
chooses to classify itself as
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Why didn't you just find it online
and have it delivered to your house?
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Or were you just looking for an excuse
to wear them ugly-ass clothes?
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I would like to speak to your manager.
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Fine.
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Trust me, you are not gettin' me fired.
I am quittin'.
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You were just the fuckin' catalyst,
and for that, I ought to thank you.
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- You are a very rude young woman.
- Oh, this ain't rude.
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This is uppity.
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That's for pattin' my ass too much.
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I'm a get my baby daddy,
who just got out of prison,
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- to come and kick your teeth in.
- Jesus, Tara. Please don't do any...
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Oh, my God.
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I'm not serious, you pathetic racist.
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I don't have a baby.
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Damn.
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I know y'all have to be stupid,
but do you have to be that stupid?
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Shit. Fuck this job.
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Evening. Merlotte's.
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Hey, Tara.
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Yeah, she's right here.
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I'm so sorry, Sam.
She knows not to call me at work.
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Sookie, it's okay. You don't abuse
a privilege like Arlene does.
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- I heard that.
- Well, I wish you would hear that.
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Please. Sam, I have kids.
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This had better be an emergency.
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I just quit my job.
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Again?
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I can't work for assholes.
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I'm glad you can afford to be so picky,
Miss Say-Hello-To-The-Rest-Of-Us.
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Shut up.
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Sam is not an asshole
and he's totally in love with you.
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Tara, he is my boss.
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Jesus. Look, you need to lighten up.
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You know I hate it
when you use the J word.
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Now, I gotta go.
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I'm coming over. I need a margarita.
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A big one.
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Bye.
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Mack and Denise Rattray are just about
to sit down in your section.
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What the fuck?
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Don't let 'em get to you, ch๏ฟฝre.
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They're not worth it.
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Two Tecates.
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Hell, there ain't nothing on this menu
ain't gonna give me the runs.
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Damn son of a...
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- What can I do for y'all tonight?
- You can wrap your sweet lips
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around my slim reaper,
that's what you can do.
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Why don't we just start out
with a pitcher of Bud?
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You can hop aboard the Mack express
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- and ride all the way to heaven.
- Alrighty.
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- Anything else?
- What the hell is wrong with her?
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She's pathetic like a dog
that's been kicked too many times,
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- and keeps coming back for more.
- Coming right up.
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I think she's retarded.
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Honey, if Rene tells you you're
too young to watch a scary movie on HBO,
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then I'm siding with him.
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I know he's not your daddy,
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but your daddy does not wanna live
with us anymore. Remember?
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Onion rings.
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And if you drop a few of them
on the floor, that's fine with me.
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Got it.
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Sookie. Chicka-chicka-bow-wow.
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You're lookin' like a porn star
with that tan.
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And pink lipstick.
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You got a date?
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No. When I wear makeup,
I get bigger tips.
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Yes, girl, that's it.
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These damn rednecks
are suckers for packaging.
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And I get even bigger tips when I act
like I don't have a brain in my head.
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But, if I don't,
they're all scared of me.
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They ain't scared of you, honey child.
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They scared
of what's between your legs.
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Lafayette. That's nasty talk.
I won't listen to that.
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Do you even know
what's between a woman's legs?
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I know every man,
whether straight, gay,
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or George ma-fuckin' Bush
is terrified of the pussy.
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- What are we talking about?
- Pussy.
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Listen, not everybody is gay, okay?
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Not everybody wants
to have sex with you.
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You would be surprised, Arlene.
People you know.
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That's all I'm saying.
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- I don't wanna have sex with you.
- Me neither.
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Shit. Y'all bitches don't know
what you're missin'.
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I got six gears on these hips.
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No, baby.
You don't know what you're missing.
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You can watch her walk away.
Make you wanna slap it?
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- You wanna slap it?
- Everybody knows that.
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Everybody been there. Ain't that right?
John's been there.
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Take these, baby. Peaches and cream.
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I'll give you a little cocoa.
Little cocoa.
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Ain't that right, John? Shit.
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Look, I'm a pretty nice guy, but I have,
like, a little bit of an edge to me.
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Got started at a young age.
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Started getting into fights...
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- Really?
- Used to get into a lot of trouble.
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Got kicked out of a couple schools,
type of thing.
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Partying in high school.
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What the fuck is this?
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It's... just, a
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mosquito bite.
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You had sex with a vampire?
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Once.
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I went to that vampire bar,
down in Shreveport.
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Look. I was broke
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and he paid me a lot of money.
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You a hooker, Maudette?
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Because I don't pay for it.
Never have, never will.
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I don't charge for it, neither.
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I mean, he offered me
a thousand dollars to bite me.
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What was I gonna do?
Say no to a thousand bucks?
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What was it like?
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Scary.
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You know, I read in Hustler
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everybody should have sex with a vampire
at least once before they die.
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Once was enough for me.
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He was way too rough.
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I mean, I like to be rough
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sometimes.
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- But...
- You like it rough?
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Why not?
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You know, it's not like
it's gonna kill me.
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And if it does, well, then
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I won't care, will I?
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Right. Well...
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I videotaped it.
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What?
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With the vampire.
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You wanna watch?
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My life sucks.
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Tara, don't you be feeling sorry
for yourself.
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- That's just lazy.
- Why can't I keep a job?
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Maybe because you can't keep
your mouth shut.
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Bitch, who asked you?
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How you doing?
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I've had better nights.
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Anything I can do
to improve this one for you?
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Oh, my God.
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I think Merlotte's just got
its first vampire.
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I think you're right.
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Can you believe it?
Right here, in Benton?
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I've been waing for this{ o happen}
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since they came out
of the coffin two years ago.
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Hi, and what... What can I get
for you tonight?
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Do you have any
of that synthetic bottled blood?
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No, I'm so sorry.
Sam got some a year ago, but
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nobody ever ordered it,
so it went bad.
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You're our first.
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Vampire.
247
00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:33,610
Am I that obvious?
248
00:16:33,856 --> 00:16:35,372
I knew the minute you came in.
249
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,958
I can't believe nobody else
around here seems to.
250
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:39,084
He does.
251
00:16:42,372 --> 00:16:43,756
Don't worry about, he's cool.
252
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,342
I know for a fact he supports
the Vampire Rights Amendment.
253
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,272
How progressive of him.
254
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:59,120
Anything else you drink?
255
00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:02,330
Actually, no.
256
00:17:05,159 --> 00:17:08,947
But you can get me a glass of red wine
so I have a reason to be here.
257
00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:15,062
Whatever the reason...
258
00:17:17,108 --> 00:17:18,408
I'm glad you are.
259
00:17:20,451 --> 00:17:22,605
Don't mind Sookie none, mister.
260
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,181
She's crazy as a bedbug.
261
00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:28,262
I'll just get your wine for you.
262
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:36,050
My name's Mack Rattray
263
00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:39,612
and this here's my wife, Denise.
264
00:17:40,738 --> 00:17:41,592
Hello.
265
00:17:44,704 --> 00:17:45,811
Good evening.
266
00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:39,796
What a bitch.
267
00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:44,063
You really think
that she's gonna let him bite her?
268
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,761
You know how many people
are having sex with vampires these days?
269
00:18:48,122 --> 00:18:50,336
And sometimes those people disappear.
270
00:18:51,907 --> 00:18:54,928
- He's not like that.
- You spoke to him for, like, a minute.
271
00:18:55,088 --> 00:18:57,119
You ignore how many people
he sucked the blood out
272
00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:59,701
over the last however many centuries
he's been alive.
273
00:18:59,821 --> 00:19:03,459
- But he's so not scary.
- Sweet Jesus, he is a vampire.
274
00:19:03,579 --> 00:19:05,553
Yeah, but the synthetic blood
has everything...
275
00:19:05,673 --> 00:19:08,129
Are you willing to pass up
all your favorite foods
276
00:19:08,249 --> 00:19:10,681
and spend the rest of your life
drinking Slim-Fast?
277
00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:17,075
I mean, people have always
discriminated against me.
278
00:19:17,235 --> 00:19:19,161
Oh, boy, have they ever.
279
00:19:19,321 --> 00:19:23,308
And just because I never felt like being
what society wanted me to be,
280
00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:25,284
- you know?
- Me neither.
281
00:19:25,651 --> 00:19:26,638
Me neither.
282
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:29,804
So we know what it's been
like for you.
283
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,969
Can I get y'all anything else?
284
00:19:36,129 --> 00:19:38,972
He's probably got 11
or 12 pints in him.
285
00:19:39,132 --> 00:19:41,768
Holy shit, that's almost 200 ounces.
286
00:19:42,219 --> 00:19:45,562
I bet we could get 500 an ounce
in Dallas. Fuck me, that's $10,000.
287
00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:46,649
Sweet Jesus.
288
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,649
I'm gonna bring y'all
a free round of beer.
289
00:19:48,809 --> 00:19:51,072
What the hell is your problem,
dimwitted...
290
00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:53,445
- Don't you go anywhere.
- I guess you are retarded.
291
00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:55,790
Just like everybody says you are.
292
00:19:59,816 --> 00:20:01,682
- We have to stop them.
- Stop who? Why?
293
00:20:01,802 --> 00:20:04,119
The Rattrays. They're gonna drain him
and sell his blood.
294
00:20:04,239 --> 00:20:06,069
- We have to stop them.
- No, we do not.
295
00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:08,126
We don't have to get
anywhere near that vampire.
296
00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:12,190
I am very disappointed in you
and your small-mindedness.
297
00:20:13,411 --> 00:20:15,927
The vampire can take care of himself.
I promise you.
298
00:20:18,822 --> 00:20:19,700
Shit.
299
00:20:22,217 --> 00:20:24,226
- Tara, you know how to tend bar?
- No.
300
00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:25,712
Fake it.
301
00:20:26,883 --> 00:20:27,646
Shit.
302
00:20:38,795 --> 00:20:40,938
Look at this. This is so thick.
303
00:20:41,058 --> 00:20:42,900
Damn, this is gonna bring
a pretty penny.
304
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,675
We should keep some for ourselves.
305
00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:47,720
If Mack freaks out on me again,
I am so through with him.
306
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:16,548
You like this?
307
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:18,989
Being punished?
308
00:21:21,595 --> 00:21:24,740
You're a sick little vampire fucker.
309
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,320
You like that, Pickens?
310
00:21:29,141 --> 00:21:30,149
Come on.
311
00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:32,783
You look at me.
312
00:21:33,775 --> 00:21:36,904
- You let a dead man fuck you?
- Yeah.
313
00:21:37,313 --> 00:21:38,649
Fuckin' disgust me.
314
00:21:42,055 --> 00:21:44,056
It's too bad I don't have fangs, huh?
315
00:21:44,565 --> 00:21:46,340
Rip your fuckin' throat out.
316
00:21:59,899 --> 00:22:00,681
Hurry.
317
00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:04,183
- We should've taken him home.
- Too dangerous.
318
00:22:04,303 --> 00:22:06,495
Where are we gonna hide
a dead vampire in our trailer?
319
00:22:06,818 --> 00:22:09,599
Well, at least we wouldn't be out
in the fuckin' open like this.
320
00:22:10,592 --> 00:22:12,566
I just need some V-juice.
I need it bad.
321
00:22:12,686 --> 00:22:15,370
My body is starting to hurt
and I just need to get it in me.
322
00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:18,173
Goddamn it, Mack, you're a fuckin'
drug addict, do you know that?
323
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,418
Woman, would you
just shut the fuck up?
324
00:22:21,737 --> 00:22:24,951
Sometimes, when you talk,
this is what I hear:
325
00:22:25,215 --> 00:22:26,974
A-yada-yada-yada...
326
00:22:32,049 --> 00:22:33,522
You crazy bitch.
327
00:22:49,688 --> 00:22:51,540
This ain't your business,
you stupid cunt.
328
00:22:51,951 --> 00:22:55,293
Now, see, that just proves
how low-rent you really are.
329
00:22:56,365 --> 00:22:58,977
You have any idea
who you're messing with?
330
00:23:00,536 --> 00:23:02,634
You don't wanna be on my bad side.
331
00:23:02,794 --> 00:23:05,302
I'm not so sure you
even have another side,
332
00:23:05,422 --> 00:23:07,806
you no-account, backwoods trash.
333
00:23:15,182 --> 00:23:17,868
Do not even think about
taking that blood.
334
00:23:20,762 --> 00:23:22,857
I will kill you for this.
335
00:23:24,055 --> 00:23:24,994
Get out.
336
00:23:25,536 --> 00:23:26,222
Now.
337
00:23:28,352 --> 00:23:29,411
Come on, Mac.
338
00:23:34,063 --> 00:23:35,447
This ain't over. Come on.
339
00:23:38,475 --> 00:23:39,534
Get up, Mack.
340
00:23:39,859 --> 00:23:41,845
Why can't you take
that fuckin' thing off?
341
00:23:42,097 --> 00:23:44,050
I ain't got time
for a fuckin' cripple,
342
00:23:44,212 --> 00:23:46,502
because I'm getting out of here
one way or the other.
343
00:23:46,622 --> 00:23:48,247
You... how else am I gonna...
344
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,488
Shut up.
345
00:24:23,842 --> 00:24:26,442
- Quick, with your feet.
- I'm gonna get you, bitch!
346
00:24:32,057 --> 00:24:33,391
Oh, bless your heart.
347
00:24:34,236 --> 00:24:37,148
I am so sorry
I didn't get here faster.
348
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:40,224
You'll be okay in a minute, right?
349
00:24:44,021 --> 00:24:46,079
- Do you want me to leave?
- No.
350
00:24:48,577 --> 00:24:50,575
They might come back
and I can't fight yet.
351
00:24:55,546 --> 00:24:57,040
Hey, there, dog.
352
00:25:09,167 --> 00:25:10,516
He's checkin' on you.
353
00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,825
That's just some old dog
that hangs around the bar sometime.
354
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,475
He must live nearby.
355
00:25:16,865 --> 00:25:18,068
Well, no doubt.
356
00:25:24,474 --> 00:25:27,529
I reckon you're not too happy
about being rescued by a woman.
357
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:31,449
Thank you.
358
00:25:46,424 --> 00:25:48,008
I can't hear you.
359
00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:50,510
Thank you.
360
00:25:50,825 --> 00:25:53,289
No, no, no.
I can hear you, but I can't...
361
00:25:59,661 --> 00:26:01,673
Oh, my stars.
362
00:26:04,287 --> 00:26:07,541
Aren't you afraid to be out here alone
with a hungry vampire?
363
00:26:10,509 --> 00:26:14,402
Vampires often turn on those
who trust them, you know.
364
00:26:15,587 --> 00:26:18,496
We don't have human values like you.
365
00:26:18,897 --> 00:26:21,791
A lot of humans turn on those
who trust them too.
366
00:26:25,170 --> 00:26:26,824
I'm not a total fool.
367
00:26:28,693 --> 00:26:31,239
But you have other
very juicy arteries.
368
00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:38,308
There's one in the groin
that's a particular favorite of mine.
369
00:26:38,468 --> 00:26:40,055
Just shut your nasty mouth, mister.
370
00:26:40,175 --> 00:26:42,280
You might be a vampire,
but when you talk to me,
371
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,481
you will talk to me
like the lady that I am.
372
00:26:54,455 --> 00:26:57,018
You wanna drink the blood
they collected?
373
00:26:57,957 --> 00:27:00,629
I understand it makes humans
feel more healthy.
374
00:27:02,597 --> 00:27:04,501
Improves their sex life.
375
00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:06,485
I'm as healthy as a horse.
376
00:27:06,605 --> 00:27:09,047
And I have no sex life
to speak of, so...
377
00:27:12,524 --> 00:27:14,305
You can just keep it.
378
00:27:18,984 --> 00:27:20,308
You could always sell it.
379
00:27:21,716 --> 00:27:23,191
I wouldn't touch it.
380
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:32,573
What are you?
381
00:27:41,429 --> 00:27:43,090
I'm... I'm Sookie Stackhouse
382
00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:45,786
and I'm a waitress.
383
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:51,719
What's your name?
384
00:28:05,149 --> 00:28:08,675
I thought it might be Antoine
or Basil or...
385
00:28:09,635 --> 00:28:12,885
Or, heh... Or, like, Langford, maybe.
386
00:28:14,937 --> 00:28:16,724
Vampire Bill.
387
00:28:17,585 --> 00:28:18,367
Oh, my.
388
00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:25,141
So...
389
00:28:26,970 --> 00:28:28,078
Silver, huh?
390
00:28:29,245 --> 00:28:30,962
I thought that only affected
werewolves.
391
00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:34,779
I... I... I'm not implying
that werewolves exist.
392
00:28:35,668 --> 00:28:37,968
I mean, that's just
what you always see in the movies.
393
00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:41,073
I'd appreciate it if you didn't share
this information with anyone.
394
00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:46,387
We don't like for our weaknesses
to be made public knowledge.
395
00:29:04,065 --> 00:29:05,101
See ya, Bill.
396
00:29:06,731 --> 00:29:08,164
I gotta get back to work.
397
00:29:27,993 --> 00:29:28,956
Thank God.
398
00:29:33,587 --> 00:29:35,633
- You okay?
- I'm fine.
399
00:29:36,127 --> 00:29:37,764
And, for your information,
400
00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:40,712
not all vampires
can take care of themselves.
401
00:29:58,165 --> 00:30:00,135
- Night, Sam.
- Night.
402
00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:01,282
Night.
403
00:30:05,477 --> 00:30:07,114
Thanks for helping me out tonight.
404
00:30:08,787 --> 00:30:10,231
How much you gonna pay me?
405
00:30:12,864 --> 00:30:13,694
20 bucks?
406
00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:17,161
How do you expect me to work here
for 20 bucks a night?
407
00:30:17,281 --> 00:30:20,031
I don't expect you to work here.
You only covered tonight
408
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:23,633
- for what, an hour at the most?
- Yeah, but Sam. If I did work here
409
00:30:23,753 --> 00:30:26,280
It'd be a matter of time before you
went off on somebody.
410
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:28,746
I don't wanna drive
my customers away.
411
00:30:28,907 --> 00:30:30,415
I only go off on stupid people.
412
00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:32,542
Most of my customers are stupid people.
413
00:30:33,453 --> 00:30:34,512
Yeah, but...
414
00:30:35,409 --> 00:30:37,347
I could help you keep
an eye on Sookie.
415
00:30:37,853 --> 00:30:40,128
You see the way
she was looking at that vampire?
416
00:30:40,248 --> 00:30:42,844
That is just trouble looking
for a place to happen.
417
00:30:43,446 --> 00:30:46,648
And she means too much to both of us
to let anything happen to her.
418
00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:53,688
Be here tomorrow at 6.
419
00:30:55,215 --> 00:30:56,949
And learn this on your own.
420
00:30:57,779 --> 00:30:59,486
I don't have time to train you.
421
00:30:59,646 --> 00:31:02,702
I was mixing whiskey sours for my mama
when I was in first grade.
422
00:31:02,822 --> 00:31:05,501
- It's just like riding a bicycle.
- That's fucked up.
423
00:31:05,621 --> 00:31:06,699
You think?
424
00:31:07,904 --> 00:31:09,274
My mama crazy.
425
00:31:09,611 --> 00:31:10,646
Damn, girl.
426
00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:13,380
Hey, Sam, is my sister here?
427
00:31:13,823 --> 00:31:15,364
No, Sookie already went home.
428
00:31:20,183 --> 00:31:23,468
My name is Tara. Been your sister's
best friend since kindergarten?
429
00:31:23,628 --> 00:31:26,471
I used to sleep over
at your house for, like, years.
430
00:31:27,466 --> 00:31:29,952
- I know who you are.
- You better know who I am.
431
00:31:33,749 --> 00:31:34,953
Hello, stranger
432
00:31:41,747 --> 00:31:42,770
Come here.
433
00:31:45,851 --> 00:31:47,633
Look at you. You look great.
434
00:31:49,182 --> 00:31:50,578
- How you been?
- Fine.
435
00:31:51,012 --> 00:31:52,059
Partyin'.
436
00:31:52,264 --> 00:31:53,515
So you ain't mad at me?
437
00:31:55,345 --> 00:31:57,933
- Why would I be mad at you?
- Well, for not calling. You know.
438
00:31:58,122 --> 00:31:59,145
The usual.
439
00:32:00,457 --> 00:32:03,299
I ain't got no expectations of you.
I'm not an idiot.
440
00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:08,263
What time do you get off work?
441
00:32:08,423 --> 00:32:09,779
Well, I don't know.
442
00:32:11,326 --> 00:32:12,141
Right now.
443
00:32:14,887 --> 00:32:16,489
You want to go somewhere?
444
00:32:17,013 --> 00:32:18,794
Well, yeah, I do.
445
00:32:19,866 --> 00:32:21,238
I want to go home.
446
00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:24,975
Good night, Tara.
447
00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:27,226
Oh, my God.
448
00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:31,113
You are a gigantic parody of yourself
and you don't even know it.
449
00:32:31,487 --> 00:32:33,400
Great seeing you, Tara, good luck.
450
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:35,958
"Good luck"?
451
00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:37,703
Good luck with what?
452
00:32:38,798 --> 00:32:39,533
Shit.
453
00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:56,871
Hey, Gran.
454
00:32:57,713 --> 00:32:58,605
Hi, honey.
455
00:32:59,091 --> 00:33:00,398
Guess what happened tonight?
456
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,401
You got a date.
457
00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:08,364
A vampire came into the bar.
458
00:33:10,062 --> 00:33:11,495
Did he have fangs?
459
00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,537
Yeah, but most of the time
they stayed put away.
460
00:33:14,741 --> 00:33:16,789
- Did he bite anybody?
- No.
461
00:33:17,088 --> 00:33:19,062
He just had a glass of wine.
462
00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:21,298
He ordered it, but didn't drink it.
463
00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:23,838
I think he just wanted some company.
464
00:33:24,271 --> 00:33:25,381
Did you like him?
465
00:33:27,015 --> 00:33:29,302
He was real interesting.
466
00:33:35,092 --> 00:33:36,816
I'll let you get to bed.
467
00:33:38,464 --> 00:33:42,160
Okay, honey, I just stayed up
until you got here.
468
00:33:42,767 --> 00:33:43,887
Come on, Tina.
469
00:34:49,131 --> 00:34:50,069
Hello.
470
00:34:56,668 --> 00:34:59,798
I never thought
I would be having sex with you.
471
00:35:01,212 --> 00:35:02,205
At least...
472
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,316
not so fast.
473
00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:09,125
Who said anything about sex?
474
00:35:28,455 --> 00:35:30,851
How come you didn't tell me
you beat up the Rattrays last night?
475
00:35:30,971 --> 00:35:33,483
- I haven't even seen you since then.
- Where's Gran?
476
00:35:33,603 --> 00:35:36,685
Hanging the laundry out back.
And you keep your voice down.
477
00:35:36,805 --> 00:35:38,647
I don't want her
to know about any of this.
478
00:35:38,767 --> 00:35:42,101
Fortenberry couldn't wait till I got
to work{ this morning} to tell me all about it.
479
00:35:42,221 --> 00:35:44,340
Hoyt Fortenberry?
How the heck does he know?
480
00:35:44,574 --> 00:35:47,023
He went over to the Rats last night
to buy some weed.
481
00:35:47,184 --> 00:35:50,219
And Denise drove up like she wanted
to kill somebody she was so mad.
482
00:35:50,463 --> 00:35:52,260
The only way she would sell him
any weed was
483
00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:54,906
if he would drive Mack
to the hospital in Monroe.
484
00:35:55,777 --> 00:35:58,159
Did Hoyt tell you that Mack
came after me with a knife?
485
00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:01,287
Motherfucker.
You want me to kick his ass?
486
00:36:01,447 --> 00:36:03,414
I already took care of that,
thank you.
487
00:36:05,257 --> 00:36:06,942
What are you doing {messing}with him anyway?
488
00:36:07,062 --> 00:36:09,337
Did you know that in addition
to dealing drugs,
489
00:36:09,457 --> 00:36:11,547
the Rats also happen to be
vampire drainers?
490
00:36:13,652 --> 00:36:15,635
One of my customers
last night was a vampire,
491
00:36:15,795 --> 00:36:18,045
and they were draining
him out in the parking lot.
492
00:36:18,165 --> 00:36:19,806
I couldn't have that.
493
00:36:19,967 --> 00:36:22,180
You do not want to get mixed up
with vampires.
494
00:36:22,619 --> 00:36:24,310
- Trust me.
- Oh, shut up.
495
00:36:24,470 --> 00:36:26,121
Even if you hate vampires,
496
00:36:26,241 --> 00:36:28,473
you can't let trash like the Rats go
and drain them.
497
00:36:28,593 --> 00:36:30,579
It's not like
siphoning gas out of a car.
498
00:36:30,699 --> 00:36:32,360
They would have left him {in the woods to }die.
499
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,278
Who fucking cares?
He's already dead.
500
00:36:34,439 --> 00:36:35,935
That's not his fault.
501
00:36:40,606 --> 00:36:41,828
What did he look like?
502
00:36:43,399 --> 00:36:44,362
Handsome
503
00:36:44,987 --> 00:36:46,185
in a sort of...
504
00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:50,628
Sort of old-fashioned,
like from a movie on TCM.
505
00:36:50,789 --> 00:36:52,474
- Was he bald-headed?
- No.
506
00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:54,605
- He had really nice hair.
- Tattoos?
507
00:36:54,725 --> 00:36:56,602
None that I could see.
508
00:36:59,271 --> 00:37:02,473
Sakes alive, boy, where have you
been keeping yourself?
509
00:37:02,774 --> 00:37:04,351
You get on over here and hug my neck.
510
00:37:04,471 --> 00:37:06,171
You get here, Gran.
511
00:37:06,677 --> 00:37:07,940
How's my girl?
512
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:10,197
- You're all sweaty.
- I know.
513
00:37:10,317 --> 00:37:12,761
- You want some ice tea?
- I would love some ice tea.
514
00:37:13,663 --> 00:37:14,819
Here, I got it.
515
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,629
- Want the rest of that?
- Yes.
516
00:37:21,027 --> 00:37:22,158
Thank you.
517
00:37:25,525 --> 00:37:28,655
If you're gonna wear that suit, you
might want to {start watching}watch what you eat.
518
00:37:31,378 --> 00:37:32,497
You look nice.
519
00:37:33,713 --> 00:37:35,386
That was Evalee Mason.
520
00:37:36,815 --> 00:37:40,303
Guess who was found strangled
to death in her apartment.
521
00:37:41,196 --> 00:37:44,157
- Maudette Pickens.
- Oh, my Lord.
522
00:37:46,077 --> 00:37:49,351
She didn't show up for work.
Wasn't answering her phone.
523
00:37:49,471 --> 00:37:52,035
And so her boss called Bud Dearborne,
524
00:37:52,155 --> 00:37:55,151
he rode over, got the manager
to let him in,
525
00:37:55,311 --> 00:37:56,665
and they found her
526
00:37:57,604 --> 00:37:59,614
I went to high school with Maudette.
527
00:38:00,463 --> 00:38:01,979
Can you believe it?
528
00:38:02,353 --> 00:38:03,821
A murder in Benton.
529
00:38:03,941 --> 00:38:07,246
Why are you surprised
now that we got ourselves a vampire?
530
00:38:07,406 --> 00:38:10,082
Just because he's a vampire
doesn't mean he's a murderer.
531
00:38:10,345 --> 00:38:13,306
Fang-bangers go missing all the time
in Shreveport, New Orleans.
532
00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:16,622
They never find them but everybody
knows the vampires are killing them
533
00:38:16,742 --> 00:38:20,245
- and then disposing of the bodies.
- What's a fang-banger?
534
00:38:20,615 --> 00:38:21,987
A vampire groupie.
535
00:38:23,191 --> 00:38:26,115
Men and women who like to get bitten.
536
00:38:26,717 --> 00:38:27,716
My stars.
537
00:38:28,035 --> 00:38:29,792
Maudette was a fang-banger?
538
00:38:31,044 --> 00:38:32,464
How do you know that?
539
00:38:34,119 --> 00:38:35,636
I don't know, Sookie.
540
00:38:35,756 --> 00:38:38,055
The way that you
just know things sometimes.
541
00:38:50,170 --> 00:38:52,011
There's also hookers
542
00:38:52,336 --> 00:38:54,093
who specialize in vampires.
543
00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:56,416
They drink Tru Blood
to keep their supply up,
544
00:38:56,633 --> 00:39:00,611
and they keep a bodyguard there in case
the vamp gets a little too frisky.
545
00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,131
I read that in a magazine.
546
00:39:07,769 --> 00:39:11,155
Wonder how much one would charge
for something like that.
547
00:39:11,275 --> 00:39:12,311
A thousand bucks.
548
00:39:12,942 --> 00:39:15,108
See, now that just makes me sick.
549
00:39:15,698 --> 00:39:16,661
I know.
550
00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:19,944
What kind of cheap woman
could ever do something like that?
551
00:39:20,104 --> 00:39:22,830
No, it makes me sick
that they're getting a thousand bucks
552
00:39:22,950 --> 00:39:26,801
to lay there and do nothing while I bust
my ass for 10 bucks an hour plus tips.
553
00:39:26,921 --> 00:39:29,345
I don't think they just lay there.
554
00:39:29,854 --> 00:39:31,510
I think they're expected to,
555
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:32,689
you know,
556
00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:34,041
participate.
557
00:39:46,808 --> 00:39:47,888
Thanks for lunch.
558
00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:52,437
What?
559
00:39:53,629 --> 00:39:54,448
What?
560
00:39:54,568 --> 00:39:57,815
This can't be happening to me.
How could I lose control like that?
561
00:39:57,975 --> 00:40:00,340
- How come she...
- Don't try that with me, goddamn it.
562
00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:01,544
I'm your brother.
563
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:05,208
Back to work.
564
00:40:17,861 --> 00:40:18,763
Please?
565
00:40:21,093 --> 00:40:23,674
Come on, Dawn,
I'm having a really bad day.
566
00:40:23,933 --> 00:40:27,553
- That is not my responsibility.
- Didn't we have a good time?
567
00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:29,619
And don't you want to have
that again?
568
00:40:29,739 --> 00:40:33,205
I'm sorry to break it to you, but you
are not my only source for a good time.
569
00:40:33,783 --> 00:40:36,034
No, but I am the best one.
570
00:40:36,846 --> 00:40:38,616
Oh, my God, you're so full of shit.
571
00:40:39,699 --> 00:40:41,859
- But I'm hot.
- So am I.
572
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,872
Yeah, I know, I know.
573
00:40:47,327 --> 00:40:49,033
That's why I'm on the phone with you.
574
00:40:49,824 --> 00:40:51,365
All right, I give up.
575
00:40:51,606 --> 00:40:53,315
You can meet me after work.
576
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,581
I gotta go. I'll call you back.
577
00:41:06,142 --> 00:41:07,176
Sheriff Dearborne.
578
00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,171
Afternoon, Jason.
579
00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:19,605
- There something I can help you with?
- You know Maudette Pickens?
580
00:41:19,815 --> 00:41:20,898
Sure, I know her.
581
00:41:21,058 --> 00:41:23,526
I buy stuff at the Grabbit Quik.
She works there during the day.
582
00:41:23,784 --> 00:41:26,320
How would you characterize
your relationship with Maudette?
583
00:41:27,155 --> 00:41:28,178
Relationship?
584
00:41:28,406 --> 00:41:31,242
I didn't have a relationship with her.
I barely even knew her.
585
00:41:31,578 --> 00:41:33,828
So you're aware
she was murdered last night?
586
00:41:38,685 --> 00:41:40,626
I mean, yeah. Yeah. I did know that.
587
00:41:40,786 --> 00:41:42,633
My grandmother told me at lunch.
588
00:41:43,038 --> 00:41:44,420
Somebody called her.
589
00:41:45,082 --> 00:41:47,634
What's up with Jason and the law?
590
00:41:48,711 --> 00:41:51,347
Maybe they think he knows
something about Maudette.
591
00:41:51,808 --> 00:41:53,848
You ever visit Maudette
at her apartment?
592
00:41:54,504 --> 00:41:55,454
Me? No.
593
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,248
Ever?
594
00:41:59,396 --> 00:42:02,398
Boys, I could do a lot better
than Maudette Pickens, believe me.
595
00:42:04,927 --> 00:42:06,997
You weren't there last night?
596
00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:09,103
Last night.
597
00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:12,533
Okay, yeah, I was there last night.
598
00:42:13,611 --> 00:42:15,898
- Then why didn't you say so?
- What?
599
00:42:16,018 --> 00:42:17,535
Then why didn't you say so?
600
00:42:17,655 --> 00:42:19,650
Because I know she got killed,
601
00:42:19,975 --> 00:42:22,501
and I thought it would look bad
me having been at her place.
602
00:42:22,816 --> 00:42:26,077
- Well, it does look bad, Jason.
- It looks real bad.
603
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:27,744
Okay, look.
604
00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,886
I hooked up with Maudette
last night, we had sex.
605
00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:33,443
That's all.
606
00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:37,141
How would you characterize the sex?
607
00:42:39,383 --> 00:42:42,021
- Tt was okay.
- Nothing out of the ordinary?
608
00:42:45,832 --> 00:42:47,860
Because we've already seen
the videotape.
609
00:42:55,262 --> 00:42:56,827
You didn't know she was taping it?
610
00:43:00,022 --> 00:43:01,334
But I should have.
611
00:43:01,936 --> 00:43:03,753
You need to come with us, Jason.
612
00:43:06,094 --> 00:43:08,261
Just let me tell Rene to take over.
613
00:43:09,218 --> 00:43:10,466
I'll be right back.
614
00:43:12,335 --> 00:43:14,011
I hate that little shit.
615
00:43:19,804 --> 00:43:22,478
I gotta go into town for a while.
You'll take over?
616
00:43:24,431 --> 00:43:27,134
- Everything all right?
- Yeah. No, it's nothing to worry about.
617
00:43:27,254 --> 00:43:28,457
Everything's fine.
618
00:43:30,684 --> 00:43:32,526
Don't tell my sister. Okay?
619
00:43:36,311 --> 00:43:37,493
What'd you do, Jason?
620
00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:41,493
Let's go. Move.
621
00:43:44,598 --> 00:43:45,982
What the fuck, huh?
622
00:43:55,611 --> 00:43:56,827
What's up, Gran?
623
00:44:00,058 --> 00:44:02,622
I was just wondering how old you
think the vampire is.
624
00:44:02,742 --> 00:44:04,463
The one you met last night.
625
00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:06,458
I have no idea.
626
00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:07,480
Why?
627
00:44:08,934 --> 00:44:11,294
You think he might remember the war?
628
00:44:13,581 --> 00:44:14,814
The Civil War?
629
00:44:18,277 --> 00:44:19,240
Could be.
630
00:44:21,070 --> 00:44:22,150
If he does,
631
00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:24,518
I would love to have him come speak
632
00:44:24,638 --> 00:44:27,126
to the Descendants
of the Glorious Dead.
633
00:44:27,286 --> 00:44:29,158
You think he might want to?
634
00:44:29,539 --> 00:44:32,708
I think he might have a hard time
showing up at the public library
635
00:44:32,828 --> 00:44:34,133
at noon on a Thursday.
636
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:39,031
We could have a special
meeting at night,
637
00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:42,697
or he could just come talk to me
and I could tape his recollections.
638
00:44:43,468 --> 00:44:47,319
I am sure the other members
would find it so interesting.
639
00:44:48,149 --> 00:44:51,108
I'll ask him next time
he comes in to Merlotte's.
640
00:44:51,688 --> 00:44:52,992
If he comes in.
641
00:44:58,078 --> 00:44:59,569
For all the beans.
642
00:45:00,016 --> 00:45:02,068
- Oh, baby.
- Oh, baby.
643
00:45:02,188 --> 00:45:04,454
- You can do better than that.
- Oh, baby.
644
00:45:21,623 --> 00:45:24,044
- How you doin'? What you doin' here?
- I work here.
645
00:45:24,164 --> 00:45:25,476
The hell you don't.
646
00:45:25,636 --> 00:45:28,090
Oh yes, the hell I do too,
you ugly bitch.
647
00:45:28,210 --> 00:45:30,798
- You need to make peace with that.
- Shit.
648
00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,900
Sam must have lost his damn mind,
649
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:36,078
because you should not be allowed
to work in no situation
650
00:45:36,198 --> 00:45:38,948
where you actually
got to interact with people.
651
00:45:39,221 --> 00:45:40,743
That is so no true.
652
00:45:41,148 --> 00:45:42,854
Do... Do not snap at me.
653
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,984
I have a name.
And that name is Tara.
654
00:45:46,988 --> 00:45:48,263
And isn't that funny?
655
00:45:48,383 --> 00:45:50,432
Black girl being named
after a plantation.
656
00:45:51,388 --> 00:45:54,171
I don't think it's funny.
In fact, it really pisses me off
657
00:45:54,331 --> 00:45:57,572
That my mama was either stupid
or just plain mean,
658
00:45:58,008 --> 00:46:01,695
which is why you better be nice
if you plan on getting a drink tonight.
659
00:46:02,118 --> 00:46:03,363
Sorry, ma'am.
660
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,736
Do you know if Sookie found out
anything about her brother
661
00:46:10,856 --> 00:46:13,755
- getting arrested this afternoon?
- Jason got arrested?
662
00:46:14,097 --> 00:46:15,650
- For what?
- I ain't sure,
663
00:46:15,811 --> 00:46:18,667
but Maudette Pickens
did get found murdered.
664
00:46:19,119 --> 00:46:20,462
Are you serious?
665
00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:22,607
Jason couldn't kill anybody.
666
00:46:22,727 --> 00:46:25,202
And he can do a hell of a lot better
than Maudette Pickens.
667
00:46:25,362 --> 00:46:28,247
- {Look at you.}You still got a thing for him.
- I do not.
668
00:46:28,533 --> 00:46:30,339
He's too damn stuck-up for me.
669
00:46:30,459 --> 00:46:32,668
That boy is sex on a stick.
670
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:36,489
I don't give a good damn
how stuck-up he is. How you doin'?
671
00:46:36,891 --> 00:46:39,216
Look at you. Scaring that white boy.
672
00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:43,119
Ain't nobody scaring him.
He too big to be scared.
673
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,787
I likes a big man.
Look at that belly.
674
00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:48,156
Don't you have something to fry?
675
00:46:48,276 --> 00:46:50,125
You can be my Santa Claus.
676
00:46:53,527 --> 00:46:56,617
I'll see you later.
I'm in the phone book.
677
00:46:57,102 --> 00:46:58,976
Arrested? For what?
678
00:46:59,096 --> 00:47:02,309
- I don't know.
- Sorry about your brother.
679
00:47:03,328 --> 00:47:05,909
How come everybody knew
about this before I did?
680
00:47:06,029 --> 00:47:08,818
I was there, baby girl.
I saw him get carted away.
681
00:47:08,938 --> 00:47:11,255
I was complaining to Arlene
about Jason hanging up on me
682
00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:15,322
when we were making a date, not calling
me back, that's when she told me.
683
00:47:15,609 --> 00:47:17,953
- How does she know?
- I guess Rene told her.
684
00:47:18,356 --> 00:47:20,574
Besides, we figured you'd just...
685
00:47:24,233 --> 00:47:25,348
I just what?
686
00:47:27,505 --> 00:47:30,392
Sweetie,
didn't you just know already?
687
00:47:31,405 --> 00:47:33,620
I am not... psychic.
688
00:47:37,601 --> 00:47:38,948
Damn, you suck.
689
00:47:41,008 --> 00:47:41,971
Quiet you.
690
00:47:42,288 --> 00:47:45,073
I cannot believe
I am here on my night off.
691
00:47:45,484 --> 00:47:49,428
Just pouring my hard earned money
back into Sam Merlotte's pocket.
692
00:47:51,569 --> 00:47:53,248
What happened to my brother?
693
00:47:55,275 --> 00:47:57,586
Hell. I promised him
I wasn't going to tell ya-you.
694
00:47:57,913 --> 00:47:59,158
What happened?
695
00:48:01,997 --> 00:48:04,696
Bud Dearborne and Andy Bellefleur,
696
00:48:05,495 --> 00:48:07,188
they asked him some questions,
697
00:48:07,308 --> 00:48:10,019
and then they just threw him
in the back of the squad car.
698
00:48:10,139 --> 00:48:12,747
So you don't even know for
a fact that they arrested him?
699
00:48:13,679 --> 00:48:17,558
- They didn't cuff him or nothin'.
- Sookie, I am so sorry.
700
00:48:18,308 --> 00:48:20,182
For what? Y'all are already acting
701
00:48:20,302 --> 00:48:22,924
like Jason's been convicted
of killing Maudette,
702
00:48:23,044 --> 00:48:25,659
we don't even know what
they were talking to him about.
703
00:48:25,779 --> 00:48:27,971
Bud Dearborne just made a mistake.
That's all.
704
00:48:29,012 --> 00:48:31,994
It has to be, because Jason's
a real standup guy.
705
00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:34,253
No, he's not, Hoyt.
706
00:48:34,605 --> 00:48:37,292
He is selfish, egotistical,
and a complete horndog,
707
00:48:37,452 --> 00:48:38,794
but he is not a killer.
708
00:49:01,351 --> 00:49:03,986
Now, just look at that,
like she's walking down the aisle
709
00:49:04,146 --> 00:49:07,072
on her goddamn wedding day.
Honey, just 'cause...
710
00:49:07,881 --> 00:49:09,254
It's that vampire.
711
00:49:13,510 --> 00:49:16,915
He's got her in his sights.
I need to protect her.
712
00:49:17,075 --> 00:49:19,779
That's that vampire
she saved last night.
713
00:49:19,899 --> 00:49:21,774
Sookie, please do not...
714
00:49:21,894 --> 00:49:23,890
Good evening, Miss Stackhouse.
715
00:49:24,390 --> 00:49:27,217
It ain't right, him being
here with normal people.
716
00:49:27,337 --> 00:49:28,885
She's going to sit...
717
00:49:31,519 --> 00:49:33,899
I always thought she was nice,
but I just wonder
718
00:49:34,019 --> 00:49:37,058
what kind of a good Christian girl
would even look at a vampire...
719
00:49:37,178 --> 00:49:39,294
I don't think he looks
that kind of scary to me.
720
00:49:39,473 --> 00:49:42,899
Looks like she likes 'em tall, dark,
and dead...
721
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,953
Stackhouse family
ain't nothing but trash.
722
00:50:07,316 --> 00:50:09,051
Your hand is cool.
723
00:50:10,157 --> 00:50:10,991
Yes...
724
00:50:12,742 --> 00:50:15,807
I'm afraid I'm not as warm as the men
that you must be accustomed to.
725
00:50:15,967 --> 00:50:16,979
What men?
726
00:50:28,368 --> 00:50:30,280
What can I get for you tonight?
727
00:50:33,332 --> 00:50:34,541
What are you?
728
00:50:36,573 --> 00:50:38,545
I told you. I'm a waitress.
729
00:50:42,549 --> 00:50:44,616
You're something more than that.
730
00:50:46,674 --> 00:50:48,298
You're something more than human.
731
00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:49,923
I beg your pardon?
732
00:50:57,943 --> 00:50:59,726
That's an unusual name.
733
00:51:01,929 --> 00:51:03,480
Is it short for something else?
734
00:51:05,450 --> 00:51:06,201
Nope.
735
00:51:08,035 --> 00:51:09,528
Just plain Sookie.
736
00:51:12,249 --> 00:51:14,152
May I call on you sometime?
737
00:51:16,337 --> 00:51:17,452
Call on me?
738
00:51:21,650 --> 00:51:24,266
May I come and visit
with you at your home?
739
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:25,940
Sure.
740
00:51:27,455 --> 00:51:29,256
My grandmother
would love to meet you.
741
00:51:31,076 --> 00:51:34,082
That reminds me.
Can I talk to you after work?
742
00:51:34,522 --> 00:51:36,138
I have a favor to ask you.
743
00:51:38,035 --> 00:51:40,716
Of course.
After all, I am in your debt.
744
00:51:40,836 --> 00:51:42,384
Not a favor for me.
745
00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,448
For my grandmother.
If you'll be up...
746
00:51:48,351 --> 00:51:51,542
I guess you will be. Would you mind
meeting me around the back of the bar
747
00:51:51,662 --> 00:51:54,544
when I get off at...
probably around 1:30?
748
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,053
I'd be delighted.
749
00:52:05,689 --> 00:52:09,209
Do you realize that every person
in this establishment
750
00:52:09,329 --> 00:52:11,211
is staring at us right now?
751
00:52:19,661 --> 00:52:21,939
They're just staring at me
because...
752
00:52:22,221 --> 00:52:25,415
my brother's in some kind of trouble
with the police.
753
00:52:28,450 --> 00:52:30,999
But Bill,
did you know Maudette Pickens?
754
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,302
I did not.
755
00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:36,895
They are staring at us
because I am a vampire.
756
00:52:38,964 --> 00:52:39,997
And you...
757
00:52:43,015 --> 00:52:44,072
are mortal.
758
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:49,957
Who cares what they think?
759
00:52:52,065 --> 00:52:54,601
I want to make
this town my home, so...
760
00:52:57,078 --> 00:52:57,886
I do.
761
00:53:03,519 --> 00:53:05,104
I'll see you at 1:30.
762
00:53:11,602 --> 00:53:14,325
Run away as fast
as your legs can take you.
763
00:53:15,146 --> 00:53:17,030
- I guess...
- This is wrong. It's wrong.
764
00:53:17,190 --> 00:53:20,992
I shouldn't be feeling like this.I just want to watch them do it. Damn.
765
00:53:21,152 --> 00:53:23,495
He hypnotized her.
I heard they can do that
766
00:53:23,655 --> 00:53:26,332
just by looking at you.
She's gonna let him fired.
767
00:53:26,452 --> 00:53:28,108
I'm telling Reverend...
768
00:53:34,011 --> 00:53:35,734
You're being a very stupid girl.
769
00:53:35,854 --> 00:53:38,038
Who asked you?
I can take care of myself.
770
00:53:38,158 --> 00:53:40,346
I don't think so.
Mack could have cut you up last night.
771
00:53:40,466 --> 00:53:43,388
- How do you know what he'd have done?
- You settin' up a date with a vampire?
772
00:53:43,508 --> 00:53:45,679
What do you have, a death wish?
I don't have one.
773
00:53:45,799 --> 00:53:48,814
I happen to think judging
an entire group of people based
774
00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:52,396
on the actions of a few individuals
within that group is morally wrong.
775
00:53:52,516 --> 00:53:55,703
I will not let you put yourself
or this bar in danger. I won't.
776
00:53:59,668 --> 00:54:00,808
Am I fired?
777
00:54:02,463 --> 00:54:06,097
No, but next time you think somebody's
being harmed in the parking lot,
778
00:54:06,217 --> 00:54:07,914
pick up the phone
and call the police.
779
00:54:08,074 --> 00:54:11,169
Do not go out there alone
like a goddamn vigilante!
780
00:54:18,007 --> 00:54:19,029
Oh, ch๏ฟฝre.
781
00:54:26,404 --> 00:54:28,350
Don't you know
I couldn't stand to lose you?
782
00:54:28,553 --> 00:54:30,623
Feels so warm, I can't help it.
I want you. Damn.
783
00:54:30,743 --> 00:54:33,391
You smell so good.
I love the way you smell.
784
00:54:33,511 --> 00:54:36,381
I love you and I always have.I want to tell you the truth...
785
00:54:36,501 --> 00:54:39,799
Are you out of your ever-loving mind?
That vampire wants you for dinner.
786
00:54:39,919 --> 00:54:42,930
I won't let you just walk into his trap.
Ma'am, over my dead body.
787
00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:45,327
You mean too much to me.
Don't you look at me like that
788
00:54:45,487 --> 00:54:48,046
when I'm looking out for you.I never noticed how much, you and Jason
789
00:54:48,166 --> 00:54:49,286
have the same eyes.
790
00:54:49,406 --> 00:54:51,408
Such sweet eyes.
He could never kill anybody.
791
00:54:51,528 --> 00:54:53,203
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
792
00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:55,875
Jason is never going to care about you
the way you care about him.
793
00:54:55,995 --> 00:54:57,431
What the fuck y...?
794
00:54:57,991 --> 00:55:00,050
You made a promise.
You stay out of my head.
795
00:55:00,210 --> 00:55:02,680
I know how hard
for her it's got to be...
796
00:55:03,023 --> 00:55:06,281
Maybe Jason will get shook up
by this whole Maudette...
797
00:55:06,935 --> 00:55:09,559
Shut up, the both of you,
and stop bossing me around!
798
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:13,480
I am a grown woman and I am the one
who decides what I do, not one of you.
799
00:55:58,315 --> 00:56:01,367
- You want me to wait with you until...
- Go home, Sam.
800
00:56:03,657 --> 00:56:04,738
Good night.
801
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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