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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:01,150 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:01,184 --> 00:00:02,751 Let's do one for your father. 3 00:00:04,354 --> 00:00:05,398 (groans) 4 00:00:06,257 --> 00:00:07,823 A handyman with triplets. 5 00:00:07,857 --> 00:00:09,389 He's a construction foreman, 6 00:00:09,414 --> 00:00:11,092 and he does very well for himself. 7 00:00:11,117 --> 00:00:12,468 Not well enough. 8 00:00:12,507 --> 00:00:14,997 He cannot support three children. 9 00:00:15,031 --> 00:00:16,899 What if we get a kid that has serious issues 10 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,233 that we're not prepared for? 11 00:00:18,906 --> 00:00:20,305 - Those are mine. - I'm putting your clothes in this. 12 00:00:20,329 --> 00:00:21,474 - Give them back, you bitch! - Hey. 13 00:00:21,498 --> 00:00:22,852 - RANDALL: Whoa, whoa. Beth? - (Deja screams) 14 00:00:22,876 --> 00:00:24,632 We're okay. Everybody's okay. 15 00:00:24,657 --> 00:00:26,658 No, everything is... It... Yeah. 16 00:00:28,434 --> 00:00:29,742 ♪ 17 00:00:32,984 --> 00:00:34,476 JACK: Five minutes, people. 18 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,203 We still got to get to the grocery store 19 00:00:36,228 --> 00:00:38,199 before it really starts coming down. 20 00:00:38,223 --> 00:00:40,875 (gasps) How about Broadcast News? 21 00:00:41,326 --> 00:00:44,027 You're always trying to get me to watch Broadcast News. 22 00:00:44,062 --> 00:00:45,262 Has it worked yet? 23 00:00:45,601 --> 00:00:46,750 - Huh. - (sighs) 24 00:00:47,165 --> 00:00:49,562 - Road House? - Ooh. 25 00:00:49,587 --> 00:00:51,523 I do like me some Patrick Swayze. 26 00:00:51,773 --> 00:00:54,071 And I'm vetoing Road House. 27 00:00:54,796 --> 00:00:56,609 Hey, Randall. You find anything yet? 28 00:00:56,634 --> 00:00:58,914 No. If we really get snowed in, 29 00:00:58,939 --> 00:01:00,765 I'm gonna focus on my Rube Goldberg machine. 30 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:02,523 The science fair is only three weeks away. 31 00:01:02,548 --> 00:01:04,187 Enough with the science fair, Randall! 32 00:01:04,212 --> 00:01:06,726 - Hey, Kev, cool it. - KATE: I picked mine. 33 00:01:06,751 --> 00:01:08,452 It's about a baby who can talk. 34 00:01:09,382 --> 00:01:11,562 John Travolta. Yes, please. 35 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,656 - What is it with you today? - What? 36 00:01:14,681 --> 00:01:18,632 No! Someone already rented all three of The Karate Kid! 37 00:01:18,657 --> 00:01:21,304 Oh, no. How is my boy gonna survive 38 00:01:21,329 --> 00:01:23,964 this tragedy of titanic proportions? (grunts) 39 00:01:23,989 --> 00:01:26,570 - Stop making fun of me. - What's up with you? 40 00:01:26,595 --> 00:01:28,265 I just want to go home. 41 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:29,992 - Yeah. - There's no movies, 42 00:01:30,017 --> 00:01:32,679 - and it's really hot in here. - What is wrong with you? 43 00:01:34,571 --> 00:01:35,593 Hey, Jack? 44 00:01:36,649 --> 00:01:37,703 He's burning up. 45 00:01:37,728 --> 00:01:38,929 Mom, I don't have time to talk 46 00:01:38,954 --> 00:01:40,765 about Mrs. Korzen's daughter's new Pontiac. 47 00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:43,025 I just need to know if I had chicken pox as a kid. 48 00:01:43,050 --> 00:01:45,752 - I'm so itchy, Dad. I'm gonna die. - I promise you, 49 00:01:45,777 --> 00:01:47,223 kiddo, in the history of chicken pox, 50 00:01:47,247 --> 00:01:48,514 no one's ever died. 51 00:01:48,539 --> 00:01:49,873 - Well, ac... - REBECCA: Okay. 52 00:01:49,898 --> 00:01:51,671 Yeah. I have sick kids. Mm-hmm. 53 00:01:51,696 --> 00:01:53,578 Mom, I got to go. Okay, bye. 54 00:01:53,938 --> 00:01:56,874 I had them when I was three. And my mother is exhausting. 55 00:01:57,258 --> 00:01:58,959 Good. Since you both had it, 56 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:00,391 you don't need to worry about getting sick again. 57 00:02:00,415 --> 00:02:02,828 Which is a relief, because it's much worse as an adult. 58 00:02:03,546 --> 00:02:05,335 Now, Randall doesn't have a fever 59 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,328 or any symptoms yet like Kevin and Kate. 60 00:02:07,353 --> 00:02:08,937 I have a pretty strong immune system. 61 00:02:09,218 --> 00:02:10,687 That's an excellent thing, sir. 62 00:02:10,712 --> 00:02:11,779 But I always recommend 63 00:02:11,804 --> 00:02:13,329 that siblings try and get it all together. 64 00:02:13,353 --> 00:02:15,289 One fell swoop and knock it out. 65 00:02:20,616 --> 00:02:22,328 Are you people insane? 66 00:02:23,389 --> 00:02:26,679 And then Grandpa Williams started flying the helicopter. 67 00:02:26,888 --> 00:02:28,937 Then we got cotton candy ice cream, 68 00:02:29,188 --> 00:02:31,023 - and I woke up. - (chuckles) 69 00:02:31,057 --> 00:02:33,515 That is definitely a wild dream. 70 00:02:34,359 --> 00:02:35,460 What about you, Deja? 71 00:02:35,495 --> 00:02:36,867 Remember any of your dreams? 72 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,812 Yeah, me neither, usually. 73 00:02:41,837 --> 00:02:43,882 Okay. You get to go, mamacita. 74 00:02:43,907 --> 00:02:45,241 - Thank you. - You got it. 75 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:48,523 Um... 76 00:02:48,746 --> 00:02:51,085 I could do your hair, too, Deja, if you want. 77 00:02:51,618 --> 00:02:53,118 Picked up some new barrettes. 78 00:02:53,278 --> 00:02:54,742 Fun jewel tones. 79 00:02:54,888 --> 00:02:57,022 The girls will vouch for me. I never pull too hard. 80 00:02:57,283 --> 00:02:59,296 - I'd give you a B-plus. - Yeah. 81 00:02:59,321 --> 00:03:00,992 (chuckles) No, I'm good. 82 00:03:01,742 --> 00:03:02,812 Okay. 83 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:05,828 All right, little mamas, 84 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,773 why don't you get your things ready for school? 85 00:03:09,531 --> 00:03:10,671 Here you go. 86 00:03:11,398 --> 00:03:12,554 See you in a bit. 87 00:03:18,055 --> 00:03:19,046 I don't know what to do. 88 00:03:19,071 --> 00:03:21,017 I've changed Annie's hairstyle four times this week 89 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,282 just to make hair care look cool. 90 00:03:22,306 --> 00:03:23,937 As cute as those Afro puffs were, 91 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:25,593 Deja's not taking the hint. 92 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:28,250 It's been two weeks. She has to wash that hair. 93 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:29,743 Well, she's testing her boundaries. 94 00:03:29,787 --> 00:03:31,875 Trying to push us away. We knew this might happen. 95 00:03:32,025 --> 00:03:34,085 - Scalp is stinking up the kitchen. - (sighs) 96 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:36,398 I think we have to have a real sit-down talk about this. 97 00:03:36,423 --> 00:03:39,292 Look, she already doesn't like it here, Beth. 98 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,843 You think telling her, "Hey, we all had a little chat 99 00:03:41,868 --> 00:03:43,672 and agreed your hair is funky," is gonna make her feel welcome? 100 00:03:43,696 --> 00:03:45,375 Yeah, 'cause that's the way I would say it. 101 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:46,562 Come on, Randall. 102 00:03:46,706 --> 00:03:48,740 It's a hygiene issue. We have to address it. 103 00:03:48,765 --> 00:03:50,109 I know, but I... 104 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:54,391 Look, for nine years, you got to be the lead parent... 105 00:03:54,415 --> 00:03:54,867 "Lead parent"? 106 00:03:54,879 --> 00:03:56,127 While I've been sitting in that office, 107 00:03:56,151 --> 00:03:57,235 talking about weather patterns. 108 00:03:57,259 --> 00:04:00,484 But now you're working full-time and looking damn fine 109 00:04:00,509 --> 00:04:02,273 - in those suede heels, might I add. - I know. 110 00:04:02,297 --> 00:04:03,343 I know you do. 111 00:04:04,606 --> 00:04:05,875 Look, Annie scrapes her knee, 112 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,980 and she still goes to you first for the boo-boo kiss. 113 00:04:08,823 --> 00:04:11,281 Are we seriously having a conversation right now 114 00:04:11,306 --> 00:04:13,734 about the order of Annie's boo-boo kisses? 115 00:04:13,759 --> 00:04:15,570 May I take the lead here? Please? 116 00:04:17,641 --> 00:04:19,835 I just want her to feel like she fits in first 117 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:22,601 before we say something that may alienate her even more. 118 00:04:23,445 --> 00:04:24,515 And who knows? 119 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:25,986 Maybe when she's more comfortable with us, 120 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:27,644 she may want to wash it herself. 121 00:04:29,423 --> 00:04:30,437 All right. 122 00:04:31,321 --> 00:04:32,835 She better get comfortable quick, 123 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:34,414 'cause your girl is getting ripe. 124 00:04:34,439 --> 00:04:35,507 (Randall sighs) 125 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:42,585 ♪ 126 00:04:52,129 --> 00:04:53,453 MAN (over TV): Let them burn. 127 00:04:53,478 --> 00:04:55,046 Keeping those abs nice and tight. 128 00:04:55,723 --> 00:04:57,086 TOBY: If you want to eat the muffin, kid, 129 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:58,812 - eat the muffin. - I don't want to. 130 00:04:58,878 --> 00:05:01,281 Well, I didn't make it to be a TV hood ornament. 131 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:06,180 That right there is the healthiest poppy seed muffin 132 00:05:06,215 --> 00:05:07,381 you will ever eat. 133 00:05:07,416 --> 00:05:08,554 I made it with whole wheat, 134 00:05:08,624 --> 00:05:11,526 unsweetened almond milk and grape-seed oil. 135 00:05:11,551 --> 00:05:14,687 It is so healthy, in fact, it hardly qualifies as a muffin. 136 00:05:14,712 --> 00:05:16,259 Quit trying to get me to eat the muffin. 137 00:05:16,271 --> 00:05:16,791 All right. 138 00:05:16,815 --> 00:05:20,234 Well, then, stop staring at it for a second and look at me. 139 00:05:27,216 --> 00:05:30,570 You have been kicking toned ass the last couple weeks. 140 00:05:30,937 --> 00:05:35,235 - Thank you. - But it feels... obsessive. 141 00:05:35,399 --> 00:05:37,968 You've already thrown away half of the stuff in our kitchen. 142 00:05:37,993 --> 00:05:39,078 It wasn't organic. 143 00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:41,054 You go to weight group every single day. 144 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,710 Last night, I think you were treadmilling in your sleep. 145 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:46,625 And, you know, we haven't really been... 146 00:05:47,975 --> 00:05:49,156 connecting. 147 00:05:50,165 --> 00:05:50,960 (sighs) 148 00:05:50,985 --> 00:05:54,242 - We had sex two days ago. - I know, and you were checking 149 00:05:54,267 --> 00:05:56,023 your Fitbit calorie burn the whole time. 150 00:05:57,679 --> 00:05:58,914 All right. I'm sorry. 151 00:05:59,805 --> 00:06:02,062 (sighs) It's just that this is the first big event 152 00:06:02,087 --> 00:06:04,153 that I've been paid to sing at, and it needs to go amazing, 153 00:06:04,177 --> 00:06:06,599 - and I got to fit in that dress. - I know, and you're gonna. 154 00:06:06,624 --> 00:06:08,458 And you're gonna look amazing in that dress. 155 00:06:08,483 --> 00:06:10,843 All the 13-year-old boys at the bat mitzvah 156 00:06:10,868 --> 00:06:12,945 are gonna be shvitzing for you in that dress. 157 00:06:13,257 --> 00:06:15,515 Cute. So, can you turn the video back on? 158 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:17,420 - Uh... - I have 15 minutes left in the workout. 159 00:06:18,101 --> 00:06:19,789 - Okay. - Thank you. 160 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,312 (clears throat) 161 00:06:21,939 --> 00:06:24,274 MAN (on TV): Work those heels, delts here. 162 00:06:29,359 --> 00:06:30,625 Hey-hey, Kevin. 163 00:06:30,927 --> 00:06:32,661 - Brian, hey. How are you? - Hey. 164 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,416 Yeah, I'm good. Hey, can I see you a second? 165 00:06:34,523 --> 00:06:36,375 Yeah, you kidding me? I always have time for you, 166 00:06:36,399 --> 00:06:37,933 my all-time favorite producer. 167 00:06:37,967 --> 00:06:39,335 Just don't tell Dean I said that 168 00:06:39,369 --> 00:06:40,410 'cause he gets a little... 169 00:06:40,593 --> 00:06:42,218 - jealous. - Yeah. Can I see your leg? 170 00:06:42,243 --> 00:06:43,500 Can you lift up your pant leg? 171 00:06:43,761 --> 00:06:44,781 (laughs) 172 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:47,160 Uh, higher. 173 00:06:48,445 --> 00:06:49,451 - Really? - Higher. 174 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:50,860 Usually you have to buy a guy dinner 175 00:06:50,884 --> 00:06:52,258 - before you... - (laughs) Yeah. No. 176 00:06:52,282 --> 00:06:53,289 Seriously. 177 00:06:54,424 --> 00:06:55,453 All right. 178 00:06:57,054 --> 00:06:59,695 - Kevin. Oh, my God. - I know. 179 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,171 Listen, it-it... This looks a lot worse than it actually is. 180 00:07:02,196 --> 00:07:03,735 You know, I got a little banged up in that scene 181 00:07:03,759 --> 00:07:05,079 I did with Stallone, but I'm-I'm fine. 182 00:07:05,103 --> 00:07:05,920 Why do you think we have 183 00:07:05,945 --> 00:07:07,073 - a medic on the set? - No, I know. 184 00:07:07,097 --> 00:07:08,188 - I didn't want to slow down production. - There's a reason. 185 00:07:08,212 --> 00:07:09,274 - You know, 'cause... See? - Uh, hey. 186 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:10,914 Can you find Delaney for me right away... 187 00:07:10,939 --> 00:07:12,836 - No. Brian. - So I can go over today's schedule? 188 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:14,305 Brian, I'm the king of powering through things like this. 189 00:07:14,329 --> 00:07:16,414 K-Kevin, I wasn't asking. I wasn't asking. 190 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:19,973 Ow. They really hurt, Dad. 191 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,284 Yeah, I know you're suffering, pal, 192 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:22,948 but your sister, she's got the same thing, 193 00:07:22,977 --> 00:07:24,560 and she's handling it like a champ. 194 00:07:24,585 --> 00:07:27,447 - So? - So, I-I'm thinking you'll feel better 195 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,664 if you toughen up a bit. 196 00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:29,782 I'm gonna go ahead and run you guys 197 00:07:29,806 --> 00:07:31,193 an oatmeal bath here in a bit, 198 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:33,186 - all right? - Randall, what are you doing? 199 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,364 Yeah, what are you wearing, bud? 200 00:07:34,388 --> 00:07:35,976 It's 20 degrees out. 201 00:07:36,001 --> 00:07:38,558 I'm exposing myself to chicken pox like Dr. Grader said. 202 00:07:38,617 --> 00:07:40,503 - I need to get it and get it over with - (doorbell rings) 203 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,235 - before the science fair. - No, you're gonna get frostbite 204 00:07:42,259 --> 00:07:44,156 or pneumonia, all right? So just go upstairs 205 00:07:44,181 --> 00:07:45,181 and put your jams on. 206 00:07:46,015 --> 00:07:47,171 - (sighs) - Mom? 207 00:07:47,507 --> 00:07:48,469 Oh, you sounded so 208 00:07:48,494 --> 00:07:50,536 - overwhelmed on the phone. - What? Hi. 209 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,390 I thought, she needs an extra hand to help with those sick kids. 210 00:07:53,415 --> 00:07:56,039 Thank God I made it in before it started really coming down. 211 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,953 - Aw, you poor things. - (sighs) 212 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:58,945 - Hi, Jack. - Hi. 213 00:07:58,970 --> 00:07:59,936 Would you mind getting my stuff 214 00:07:59,961 --> 00:08:01,079 - out of the car? - (Rebecca sighs) 215 00:08:01,103 --> 00:08:03,031 You know, and you might need to salt that walkway 216 00:08:03,056 --> 00:08:05,219 while you're out there, 'cause I almost slipped, broke my neck. 217 00:08:05,243 --> 00:08:07,110 - (mouthing) - Oh, for God's sakes. 218 00:08:07,135 --> 00:08:08,203 It's the middle of winter. 219 00:08:08,228 --> 00:08:09,828 Where are Randall's clothes? 220 00:08:14,289 --> 00:08:18,750 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 221 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:25,890 So, what are we looking at here, Dr Lo? 222 00:08:26,508 --> 00:08:28,609 You have a large tear in your meniscus. 223 00:08:28,644 --> 00:08:30,278 It's likely it was slightly damaged 224 00:08:30,312 --> 00:08:32,570 when you fractured your knee, which was... 225 00:08:32,867 --> 00:08:35,416 Uh, I fractured my knee about 20 years ago. 226 00:08:35,451 --> 00:08:36,688 It's been pretty fine since then. 227 00:08:36,712 --> 00:08:38,210 Until two weeks ago. 228 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,796 I'm assuming you've been in quite a bit of pain since then. 229 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:43,904 Yeah, I tried taking painkillers for a few days, 230 00:08:43,929 --> 00:08:45,329 but I didn't like the way it made me feel. 231 00:08:45,353 --> 00:08:47,812 And rather than coming to see me to get the knee looked at, 232 00:08:47,837 --> 00:08:50,781 - you decided to... - Tough it out. Yeah. 233 00:08:51,633 --> 00:08:52,875 Uh, look, here's the thing. 234 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,329 We're almost done with the movie, okay? 235 00:08:54,353 --> 00:08:56,210 So I really need to get back to work next week 236 00:08:56,235 --> 00:08:58,304 so that I can finish my last three scenes, so... 237 00:08:59,484 --> 00:09:01,364 ...how do I do that? How do we make that happen? 238 00:09:01,734 --> 00:09:03,688 Well, we can do a simple arthroscopic surgery 239 00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:04,750 to remove the tear. 240 00:09:04,929 --> 00:09:07,390 Three small incisions, in and out in an hour. 241 00:09:07,816 --> 00:09:09,484 Many patients walk the same day. 242 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,328 ♪ 243 00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:41,859 KEVIN: I itch everywhere, Grandma. 244 00:09:41,884 --> 00:09:45,195 I even have chicken pox in a place I can't talk about. 245 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:46,382 (chuckles): Aw. 246 00:09:46,407 --> 00:09:48,421 You poor angel. Look at you. 247 00:09:48,446 --> 00:09:50,132 You must feel awful. 248 00:09:50,462 --> 00:09:53,430 Would presents from Grandma make everyone feel better? 249 00:09:53,455 --> 00:09:55,289 - Hmm. - (chuckles) 250 00:09:56,433 --> 00:09:57,929 Here we go. 251 00:09:58,504 --> 00:10:01,039 Hey, what is she doing here? Did you invite her? 252 00:10:01,064 --> 00:10:03,799 No, I'm not a masochist, Jack. I did not invite her. 253 00:10:03,824 --> 00:10:05,791 Two minutes in, and she's already commenting 254 00:10:05,816 --> 00:10:07,049 on what a mess the house is. 255 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,008 I mean, we have ten-year-old triplets. 256 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:10,734 I don't know what she was expecting. 257 00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:14,101 What are we gonna do? 258 00:10:14,225 --> 00:10:15,383 Well, we can't put her in a car 259 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,619 and send her back to Connecticut. 260 00:10:16,643 --> 00:10:18,835 - It's... No. No. We can't. - Really? 261 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:21,304 - It's snowing like crazy outside. - (sighs, groans) 262 00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:24,125 Look, we're-we're just gonna have to get through it. 263 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:26,585 - (groans) - Just don't let her bait you. 264 00:10:27,037 --> 00:10:28,570 I don't let her bait me. 265 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:31,046 - Well, I beg to differ, Bunny. - (exasperated grunt) 266 00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:32,967 I hate when she calls me Bunny. 267 00:10:32,992 --> 00:10:34,991 I don't even like bunnies. Where does that come from? 268 00:10:35,015 --> 00:10:36,679 Says the woman that cannot be baited. 269 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:37,828 Ha. 270 00:10:38,547 --> 00:10:40,179 Okay, look, hey, hey. 271 00:10:40,249 --> 00:10:43,406 What if a third set of hands 272 00:10:43,431 --> 00:10:45,132 is actually gonna be helpful with the kids? 273 00:10:45,468 --> 00:10:48,031 (laughs) You're really cute when you're dumb. 274 00:10:48,056 --> 00:10:49,046 Yeah? 275 00:10:49,071 --> 00:10:50,726 - Don't leave me alone with her. - I know. 276 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,047 - Come on. - Remember when you wanted 277 00:10:52,071 --> 00:10:53,701 - to put that in the wedding vows? - Yeah. 278 00:10:53,725 --> 00:10:55,023 JANET: Here you go. 279 00:10:56,319 --> 00:10:57,652 Little Mermaid? 280 00:10:57,677 --> 00:10:59,477 - Thanks, Grandma! - Yeah. 281 00:11:01,351 --> 00:11:04,387 I think it's a little too small. 282 00:11:04,686 --> 00:11:06,789 You can use it as your goal dress. 283 00:11:06,814 --> 00:11:07,843 REBECCA: Mom. 284 00:11:08,913 --> 00:11:11,343 Sweetheart, no, no. We'll return it for the right size. 285 00:11:11,368 --> 00:11:13,523 'Cause I'm sure that Grandma kept the receipt. 286 00:11:14,268 --> 00:11:15,328 (quietly): Yeah. 287 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,312 And I think that you should try out 288 00:11:19,337 --> 00:11:21,429 for your school team; I think you'd be a natural. 289 00:11:21,978 --> 00:11:23,657 It's the third basketball that she's given him. 290 00:11:23,681 --> 00:11:24,812 - You realize that? - I know. 291 00:11:25,464 --> 00:11:27,367 I don't really play, Grandma, but... 292 00:11:28,432 --> 00:11:30,625 I guess I could try if you really want me to. 293 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,351 Well, everyone should have something 294 00:11:32,376 --> 00:11:33,835 that they're really good at. 295 00:11:36,394 --> 00:11:37,985 RANDALL: You're gonna love bowling, Deja. 296 00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:39,757 Now, we are a family that falls on two sides 297 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,000 of the lane bumper debate. 298 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:42,820 I say, hey, they make us all better. 299 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,227 Beth would disagree with that, 300 00:11:44,251 --> 00:11:46,062 - but Beth ain't here, now, is she? - (laughs) 301 00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:47,416 Hey, let's take our shoes off 302 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,273 so we'll be ready to give them to the cashier. 303 00:11:49,452 --> 00:11:51,445 I'm not giving somebody my shoes. 304 00:11:51,804 --> 00:11:53,585 But we have to rent bowling shoes, Deja. 305 00:11:53,968 --> 00:11:56,448 It's okay... They'll give you yours back as soon as we're done. 306 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:58,808 Why would I want to wear somebody else's gross shoes? 307 00:11:58,833 --> 00:11:59,946 - No, no, don't worry. - Daddy, 308 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,860 - I don't want to rent shoes, either. - Annie, please, not now. 309 00:12:01,884 --> 00:12:03,898 - Dad, come on, it's our turn to go. - Yeah, w... 310 00:12:03,977 --> 00:12:05,570 Okay, hey, uh... 311 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,350 how about I ask them if you can bowl in your socks? 312 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,195 - I'm not wearing socks. - You're not... 313 00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:12,484 GIRL: Bet her feet are nastier than her hair. 314 00:12:13,882 --> 00:12:15,034 What did you say? 315 00:12:15,187 --> 00:12:17,015 - Nothing. - No, I heard you. 316 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,102 - I wasn't talking to you. - If you got something to say, 317 00:12:19,126 --> 00:12:20,426 you could say it to my face. 318 00:12:20,731 --> 00:12:21,976 Okay. Fine. 319 00:12:22,207 --> 00:12:23,656 Your hair's nasty. 320 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,797 RANDALL: Whoa, hey. Deja. 321 00:12:25,822 --> 00:12:27,090 - Stop. - Hey, don't touch her. 322 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,890 I'm sorry about that, man. She shouldn't have done that. 323 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,126 - No, what the hell is your problem? - Come on, girls. 324 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,743 - Let's go. - No, no, no, you don't just walk away. 325 00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:32,976 She needs to apologize. 326 00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:34,902 Excuse me, sir, would you back up, please? 327 00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:37,429 Are you all right, Maya? 328 00:12:37,529 --> 00:12:40,312 - Hmm? She hit you hard? - She didn't hit her. 329 00:12:40,372 --> 00:12:42,071 Okay? Your daughter was being a frickin' bully. 330 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,707 Don't blame my daughter because you can't control yours. 331 00:12:43,731 --> 00:12:45,211 Bro, I think you need to watch your tone. 332 00:12:45,235 --> 00:12:47,027 - Did you not hear me? - No, brah, I heard you. 333 00:12:47,051 --> 00:12:48,679 You really need to back up right now. 334 00:12:48,704 --> 00:12:50,802 Look, if your daughter can't keep her hands to herself... 335 00:12:50,826 --> 00:12:52,328 I'm not his daughter. 336 00:12:58,203 --> 00:12:59,617 Come on, let's go. 337 00:12:59,892 --> 00:13:00,929 Let's go. 338 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,382 ♪ 339 00:13:07,763 --> 00:13:09,351 SOPHIE (over phone): Honey, I'm so sorry I can't be there 340 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:10,702 to help nurse you through your recovery. 341 00:13:10,726 --> 00:13:12,421 Yeah, no, you and me both; We could live out 342 00:13:12,445 --> 00:13:15,318 - a very specific fantasy of mine. - Dude, she's a nurse. 343 00:13:15,343 --> 00:13:17,906 - You can live out that fantasy anytime. - Lucky me. 344 00:13:18,359 --> 00:13:20,225 Maybe I could get Brooks or Bishop to pick up 345 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,796 - my shifts this weekend. - No, it's okay. 346 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,030 I've got my instructions from the doctor, 347 00:13:23,054 --> 00:13:24,355 Toby's here, Kate's here. 348 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:25,719 They're gonna take care of me. I'm in good hands. 349 00:13:25,743 --> 00:13:26,820 (sighs): Okay. 350 00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:29,320 How's your pain? On a scale of one to ten. 351 00:13:29,345 --> 00:13:31,405 It's manageable, you know, but my needing to pee is 352 00:13:31,429 --> 00:13:34,195 about a 12 and a half right now, so I'm gonna let you go. 353 00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:36,300 - Okay? - Okay. If you need anything... 354 00:13:36,334 --> 00:13:37,851 I know, I know. You're here. 355 00:13:37,876 --> 00:13:38,875 I love you. I'll talk to you soon. 356 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,334 - I love you, too. - Good-bye. 357 00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:42,511 - Oh, hey, Tobe? - Hmm? 358 00:13:42,536 --> 00:13:43,751 Will you be good with him for a while? 359 00:13:43,775 --> 00:13:45,119 I'm gonna try to make my yoga class. 360 00:13:45,143 --> 00:13:47,476 What? No. He literally just got out of surgery. 361 00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:48,664 You heard him, he's fine. 362 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,291 Plus, I missed my workout this morning, 363 00:13:50,315 --> 00:13:51,407 'cause we were at the hospital. 364 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,046 Sorry. Are you kidding me? 365 00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:54,812 Go get the dress. 366 00:13:54,837 --> 00:13:56,604 Try it on. I swear it fits. 367 00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:58,617 - You know what, I'll go get the dress. - Tobe? 368 00:13:58,642 --> 00:14:00,226 - Yeah? - I'm not trying on the dress. 369 00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:02,585 - I'm going to yoga class. Kev? - KEVIN: Hmm? 370 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:04,310 - I'll be back in an hour. - Okay. 371 00:14:04,348 --> 00:14:05,581 - Tobe's here. - Okay. 372 00:14:05,606 --> 00:14:06,984 - Love you. - KEVIN: You, too. 373 00:14:07,009 --> 00:14:08,859 Love you, Tobe. Love you. 374 00:14:09,978 --> 00:14:10,976 (door closes) 375 00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,695 Ah, maybe give her a break, you know? 376 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,898 - She's got bat mitzvah jitters. - Yeah. 377 00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:16,468 Um... 378 00:14:17,914 --> 00:14:19,429 All right, it says you're supposed 379 00:14:19,454 --> 00:14:21,078 to... take these painkillers 380 00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:22,648 with food, so you want me to make you 381 00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:24,451 - a quesadilla or something? - No, no, no, I'm good. 382 00:14:24,475 --> 00:14:26,266 I'm not taking those things. I took a couple of those 383 00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:28,679 when I first got injured, they made my mind all fuzzy, 384 00:14:28,704 --> 00:14:30,235 and I need to be sharp for this recovery. 385 00:14:30,259 --> 00:14:31,383 - Okay, um... - Oh, it's time. 386 00:14:31,407 --> 00:14:32,930 I'm gonna peel this sucker off right now. 387 00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:34,922 Uh, no, no. Don't. The nurse said that step one 388 00:14:34,947 --> 00:14:36,247 - is RICE. - Yeah. 389 00:14:36,272 --> 00:14:38,636 All right? Rest, ice, compress, elevate. 390 00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:40,828 - In about... in a week's time, - (groans) 391 00:14:40,853 --> 00:14:43,421 I got to be parachuting down on a bunch of Nazis in Normandy, 392 00:14:43,446 --> 00:14:45,859 so this has to go quickly, you know? Don't worry. 393 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:48,404 Trust me, Toby, I'm a champion when it comes to stuff like this. 394 00:14:48,476 --> 00:14:49,757 KEVIN: Dad! 395 00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:52,093 Hey, Kev, you can't be scratching like that. 396 00:14:52,118 --> 00:14:54,171 - Wh-Where are your oven mitts? - They were too hot. 397 00:14:54,196 --> 00:14:55,563 Everything's too hot. 398 00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:57,609 You said the medicine would help. 399 00:14:57,634 --> 00:15:00,469 Yeah, well, it's only been seven minutes since you took it, pal. 400 00:15:00,494 --> 00:15:01,507 You got to give it time. 401 00:15:01,532 --> 00:15:03,063 It's gonna kick in and help, I promise. 402 00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:05,992 No, it won't! I feel worse than I did before. 403 00:15:06,017 --> 00:15:07,017 Kev, stop, stop. 404 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:08,546 - Let go! I need to itch! - No. 405 00:15:08,571 --> 00:15:12,156 Look, being sick sucks. I know it, okay? 406 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,524 I-I think you're making it worse on yourself 407 00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:16,148 by focusing on it so much. 408 00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:18,140 Hey, look, come here. Stand up. 409 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,335 Come on, trust me. Stand up. 410 00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:22,914 (sighs) 411 00:15:24,345 --> 00:15:25,645 (roars) 412 00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:27,273 What are you doing?! Stop! 413 00:15:27,298 --> 00:15:29,179 You... are tougher than that itch. 414 00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:30,337 Look at me. 415 00:15:30,618 --> 00:15:32,152 You're stronger than that itch. 416 00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:33,585 You're not a mere mortal, son. 417 00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:35,296 You are a Pearson. Look at me. 418 00:15:35,321 --> 00:15:36,855 Now, let me hear your battle cry. 419 00:15:36,906 --> 00:15:39,125 - (roars) - (short roar) 420 00:15:39,357 --> 00:15:41,000 Do it like you mean it. From here. 421 00:15:41,234 --> 00:15:42,635 (roars) 422 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:43,860 (roars loudly) 423 00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:45,085 (roars) 424 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,882 - (roars) - There you go! Own that itch! 425 00:15:46,907 --> 00:15:49,351 Own that itch. Let me hear your roar one more time. 426 00:15:49,376 --> 00:15:50,810 (both roaring) 427 00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:53,585 Uh, please don't. Please don't. 428 00:15:53,616 --> 00:15:55,007 Grandma has a headache. 429 00:15:55,281 --> 00:15:57,429 Don't scratch that beautiful face of yours, Kevin. 430 00:15:57,454 --> 00:15:59,117 It's gonna take you far one day. 431 00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:01,289 Really? 432 00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:03,523 (crickets chirping) 433 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,065 Baby, stop. 434 00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:07,992 - What? - Your internal meltdown 435 00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:09,851 is literally making the bed hot. 436 00:16:10,525 --> 00:16:12,234 Why did I think she'd like bowling? 437 00:16:13,061 --> 00:16:14,726 Well, who actually likes bowling? 438 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,196 It was cool for a minute there when The Big Lebowski came out, 439 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,820 but that was, like, 20 years ago, right? 440 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:21,109 I meant go to sleep, but okay. 441 00:16:21,403 --> 00:16:23,414 I was so sure I had the right angle on this, Beth. 442 00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:26,531 We were gonna have fun, and then she would feel good, 443 00:16:26,556 --> 00:16:27,812 and we could talk. 444 00:16:28,382 --> 00:16:30,742 And instead I just made things a whole lot worse for her. 445 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,117 Can't believe you were gonna throw down 446 00:16:34,142 --> 00:16:36,812 - with some jackass in bowling shoes. - (sighs) 447 00:16:36,837 --> 00:16:38,877 I should've just listened to you in the first place. 448 00:16:39,225 --> 00:16:40,960 You knew. Of course you knew. 449 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,609 You got the hygiene talk on lock. 450 00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:47,898 Right up there with... untangling necklaces 451 00:16:48,652 --> 00:16:50,648 and perfectly round scoops of ice cream. 452 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,563 The trick is you just have to run the scooper 453 00:16:52,587 --> 00:16:54,633 - under hot water first. - I know what the trick is, Beth. 454 00:16:54,657 --> 00:16:56,945 I'm just wallowing. Okay, I'm done. 455 00:16:59,898 --> 00:17:02,296 I'm sorry it didn't end up the way you wanted it. 456 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,710 You should talk to her. 457 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,171 I will. 458 00:17:11,558 --> 00:17:13,007 - In the morning. - Right. 459 00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:16,164 - Just let me hug you! - (Kate screams) 460 00:17:16,189 --> 00:17:18,531 - I need to get sick! - Leave me alone! 461 00:17:18,556 --> 00:17:20,773 Guys, enough! Guys! Stop! 462 00:17:21,053 --> 00:17:24,117 Hey, Randall, there are germs all over this house. 463 00:17:24,324 --> 00:17:27,265 You will get sick, you just have to be patient, okay? 464 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:29,758 Why don't you go upstairs and finish your project 465 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,476 - before you get sick? - Good idea. 466 00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:33,170 - Whoa. Sorry, Grandma. - Okay. 467 00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:34,809 Wait, do you want to see my Rube Goldberg 468 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,165 machine I'm building for the science fair? 469 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,617 You knock over some dominoes, 470 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:40,445 and then a race car goes down a slide and hits a marble. 471 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,008 And then I haven't figured out the middle yet, 472 00:17:42,032 --> 00:17:44,570 but by the end, a marker draws a line on a piece of paper. 473 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:48,031 Right. Well, why don't you show me when it works. 474 00:17:51,343 --> 00:17:53,359 Did you sauté the onions first? 475 00:17:53,384 --> 00:17:55,875 - I did. - How much thyme did you add? 476 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,211 - 'Cause you don't need more than a... - I did half a tablespoon. 477 00:17:58,235 --> 00:17:59,795 Well, you're gonna need more than that. 478 00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:02,445 Do you want to make the soup, Mom? 479 00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:04,554 - Sure. - Yeah? 480 00:18:04,579 --> 00:18:06,513 - I'm more than happy to help. - Thank you. 481 00:18:06,538 --> 00:18:07,710 Go for it. 482 00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:11,523 - I like your soup best, Mom. - Thank you. 483 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,515 Well, your mother actually learned 484 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:15,109 how to make this from me. 485 00:18:15,143 --> 00:18:17,234 I can teach you, too, if you want. 486 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,507 A woman should know how to cook if she wants to have 487 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,210 a husband and children of her own. 488 00:18:21,235 --> 00:18:22,890 - She's ten, Mom. - Well, Lord knows 489 00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:25,390 I wasn't the prettiest girl in Erie, Pennsylvania, 490 00:18:25,415 --> 00:18:27,726 but I somehow roped your father 491 00:18:27,751 --> 00:18:30,820 with the best pot roast and green bean casserole in town. 492 00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:32,976 - Did your mom teach you? - Yeah, she did. 493 00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:34,368 But this recipe right here 494 00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:36,961 actually comes from a maid that we had 495 00:18:36,986 --> 00:18:39,296 - when your mother was a little girl. - You had a maid? 496 00:18:39,321 --> 00:18:41,734 Mm-hmm. A lovely black woman named Dora. 497 00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:44,688 Of course, I was always correcting her English, 498 00:18:44,712 --> 00:18:47,437 so that you girls didn't start speaking like street kids. 499 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,995 - Jack? Where are you? - Dad's got a fever, too. 500 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,742 - What? -Yeah, it-it... it just hit me. - JANET: Oh, God. 501 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,187 I thought you said you'd had the chickenpox before. 502 00:18:57,212 --> 00:18:59,484 - No, I did. I did, I think. - (Groans) 503 00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:00,742 Probably measles. 504 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,304 - Jack. - Oh, crap. 505 00:19:03,329 --> 00:19:05,363 Why don't you go upstairs and go to bed, Jack. 506 00:19:05,388 --> 00:19:07,750 We got everything under control here without you. 507 00:19:07,775 --> 00:19:08,842 Don't we, Bunny? 508 00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:13,406 ♪ 509 00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:21,468 You going somewhere? 510 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,796 I pushed a girl, so you're kicking me out, right? 511 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,148 You spent the whole night thinking that? 512 00:19:28,173 --> 00:19:30,156 We're not kicking you out, Deja. 513 00:19:30,181 --> 00:19:31,273 Honey, sit. 514 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,734 Come on, Deja, bag down. 515 00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:35,132 - Please, sit. - (pats bed) 516 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,078 You're right. 517 00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:43,390 We don't push other people in our house. 518 00:19:45,665 --> 00:19:47,867 You push somebody again, and you'll be grounded. 519 00:19:49,128 --> 00:19:50,898 But I hope it doesn't happen again. 520 00:19:53,617 --> 00:19:54,757 Is that it, then? 521 00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:58,609 Um... 522 00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:00,804 you know... 523 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:05,265 I grew up with three very opinionated sisters 524 00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,890 and one very opinionated mother. 525 00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:11,132 Fights, arguments, 526 00:20:11,157 --> 00:20:12,921 cold shoulders, yelling matches... 527 00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:16,125 You name it, the Clarke women did not play. 528 00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:18,934 But no matter who wasn't talking to who, 529 00:20:18,991 --> 00:20:23,093 or who stole whose favorite tube of candy apple lipstick, 530 00:20:23,953 --> 00:20:26,335 we always came together to do each other's hair. 531 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,414 Because my mom believed... Still believes... 532 00:20:31,784 --> 00:20:34,992 That... how you present yourself on the outside 533 00:20:35,272 --> 00:20:37,187 reflects how you feel on the inside. 534 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,625 Look, I don't know why you're not washing your hair, Deja. 535 00:20:42,505 --> 00:20:45,015 But I do know we have to get it taken care of. 536 00:20:48,536 --> 00:20:50,671 So, if you don't want to do it yourself, 537 00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:53,093 I'm happy to take you to my salon. I love it there. 538 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,885 It's really nice, 539 00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:57,378 and I spend way too much money there, 540 00:20:57,403 --> 00:20:59,140 and it's worth every damn penny. 541 00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:04,601 Let me know what you decide, okay? 542 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,085 In the meantime, 543 00:21:10,456 --> 00:21:12,924 you can just go ahead and unpack. 544 00:21:16,726 --> 00:21:18,227 Will you do my hair? 545 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,167 Brady, hey. What's up? Come on in. 546 00:21:24,192 --> 00:21:26,687 - Hey. Uh, it's from the producers. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 547 00:21:26,712 --> 00:21:28,469 Just go ahead and, uh, put that on the counter there. 548 00:21:28,493 --> 00:21:30,602 Look at all that kiwi on a stick. You know I always say 549 00:21:30,626 --> 00:21:32,005 you can never have enough kiwi on a stick. 550 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:34,648 (chuckles) They, uh, wanted to wish you a speedy recovery. 551 00:21:34,673 --> 00:21:36,641 - Well, that's nice. - I also have a hard copy 552 00:21:36,666 --> 00:21:38,000 of the revised script pages. 553 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,976 Okay. Thank you. 554 00:21:40,735 --> 00:21:44,070 Cool. Well, I will, uh... I'll see you in a few days. 555 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,445 - Yep. See ya. - All right. 556 00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:48,757 (paper rustling) 557 00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:58,898 ♪ 558 00:22:03,428 --> 00:22:05,359 Hey, Peter, it's Kate Pearson. 559 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,101 Yeah, I'm excited about the gig tomorrow, too. 560 00:22:09,687 --> 00:22:11,997 Yeah. I-I just talked to Ms. Silver. 561 00:22:12,032 --> 00:22:13,601 She said we could set up at 6:00. 562 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:16,560 Yeah. 563 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,024 Uh, and you're good for rehearsal tonight? Okay. 564 00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:20,898 Thanks. 565 00:22:25,593 --> 00:22:28,421 I'm just gonna comb you out a little bit before I wash it. 566 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:31,695 Don't worry. I won't pull too hard. I promise. 567 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,437 How long have you had these patches? 568 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,781 You know, my sister Renee gets them, too. 569 00:22:48,543 --> 00:22:50,578 These areas where the hair doesn't grow. 570 00:22:52,307 --> 00:22:54,328 What she has is called alopecia. 571 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,460 - Have you ever heard of that before? - No. 572 00:22:57,725 --> 00:22:59,820 It's not that uncommon in black hair. 573 00:22:59,984 --> 00:23:01,484 Some people are just born with it. 574 00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:02,957 It's not their fault. 575 00:23:03,617 --> 00:23:04,640 Oh. 576 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,750 I didn't know that. 577 00:23:09,225 --> 00:23:10,742 Is it always like this? 578 00:23:15,439 --> 00:23:17,296 You know, it's okay to talk about it. 579 00:23:20,162 --> 00:23:21,679 It's just the two of us here. 580 00:23:25,729 --> 00:23:28,148 It gets worse when there's a lot going on. 581 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:31,687 What do you mean? 582 00:23:35,055 --> 00:23:36,093 Like... 583 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,085 Like, when bad stuff happens. 584 00:23:40,174 --> 00:23:42,046 When Mom gets in trouble. 585 00:23:42,746 --> 00:23:46,085 Or... when I have to move houses. 586 00:23:48,285 --> 00:23:49,601 That makes sense. 587 00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:52,625 Stress can make it flare up. 588 00:23:59,419 --> 00:24:01,289 My mom has really pretty hair. 589 00:24:08,241 --> 00:24:09,421 (clears throat) 590 00:24:09,929 --> 00:24:11,000 You know what? 591 00:24:12,874 --> 00:24:15,695 Over the years, I've gotten really good 592 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,726 at braiding my sister's hair 593 00:24:17,751 --> 00:24:19,710 in a way that covers up her patches. 594 00:24:20,704 --> 00:24:21,914 After I wash you out, 595 00:24:21,939 --> 00:24:23,960 I think I can do the same thing with yours. 596 00:24:25,853 --> 00:24:26,976 Does that sound okay? 597 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,093 JANET: Oh, I remember this trip. 598 00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:41,975 Your father took the twins and Randall out on the lake. 599 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,648 - Remember? - No, Mom. 600 00:24:43,673 --> 00:24:45,546 It's not "the twins and Randall." 601 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,617 It's "the kids." Or even just Kevin, Kate and Randall. Okay? 602 00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:53,148 - Are you okay, honey? - Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just tired. 603 00:24:53,173 --> 00:24:55,374 It's not just tonight. I mean, since I've been here, 604 00:24:55,399 --> 00:24:57,453 you haven't seemed like yourself. 605 00:24:58,561 --> 00:25:00,460 Is everything all right with you and Jack? 606 00:25:00,485 --> 00:25:03,186 Yeah. Never better, actually. 607 00:25:03,769 --> 00:25:05,078 Then what's going on? 608 00:25:06,198 --> 00:25:08,333 You don't call home much anymore, 609 00:25:08,358 --> 00:25:10,570 you stopped coming to see us for the holidays. 610 00:25:10,595 --> 00:25:12,882 - (sighs) - You don't seem very happy. 611 00:25:12,907 --> 00:25:14,304 (chuckles): I am happy. 612 00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:16,554 - We're all very happy. - Okay. 613 00:25:16,579 --> 00:25:19,398 I'm sorry. I'm your mother, I'm allowed to worry. 614 00:25:22,575 --> 00:25:24,625 Who would've thought that Randall would be the one 615 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,109 to get into private school. 616 00:25:31,683 --> 00:25:32,695 I'm sorry. 617 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,296 What... what does that mean? 618 00:25:36,473 --> 00:25:37,609 What? Nothing. 619 00:25:39,173 --> 00:25:40,195 Okay. 620 00:25:41,109 --> 00:25:43,085 (sighs): All right. You want to talk about this? 621 00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:44,414 Um... 622 00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:47,796 Do you want to know why 623 00:25:47,821 --> 00:25:49,742 we don't come home for the holidays anymore? 624 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,750 It's because of you. 625 00:25:55,315 --> 00:25:57,817 You constantly criticize my family. 626 00:25:57,842 --> 00:25:59,810 I am not a good enough cook. 627 00:25:59,835 --> 00:26:01,302 I don't clean well enough. 628 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,828 Uh, Jack doesn't provide. 629 00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:06,997 You're gonna most certainly give Kate a complex about food. 630 00:26:07,022 --> 00:26:09,632 And Kevin is gonna think that his only 631 00:26:09,809 --> 00:26:11,943 value in life comes from how he looks. 632 00:26:11,968 --> 00:26:13,769 And all of that is fine. 633 00:26:13,794 --> 00:26:16,968 All of that I can sort of explain away to the kids, but... 634 00:26:18,615 --> 00:26:19,849 (sighs) 635 00:26:26,037 --> 00:26:27,531 But Randall... 636 00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:33,307 tries so hard to get you to like him. 637 00:26:33,685 --> 00:26:36,570 And, honestly, 638 00:26:37,467 --> 00:26:39,007 I've always wondered if the reason 639 00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:41,953 that you never bonded with him was because he was adopted. 640 00:26:42,881 --> 00:26:45,492 But you've made it alarmingly clear 641 00:26:46,432 --> 00:26:48,851 that it's because he's black. 642 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:53,851 That is an appalling thing for you to say. 643 00:26:53,876 --> 00:26:55,455 You know, just 'cause he's black doesn't mean 644 00:26:55,479 --> 00:26:56,976 that he likes basketball. 645 00:26:57,001 --> 00:26:59,695 He likes football, like the rest of us, okay? 646 00:27:00,309 --> 00:27:01,960 And you got to stop constantly 647 00:27:01,985 --> 00:27:03,679 separating him from Kevin and Kate. 648 00:27:03,704 --> 00:27:05,304 They're all my kids, okay? 649 00:27:05,329 --> 00:27:07,898 I'm sorry, I call them "the twins." 650 00:27:08,062 --> 00:27:09,262 That's what they are. 651 00:27:09,287 --> 00:27:12,539 And Dora, our maid Dora, she wasn't just a child 652 00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,835 that you had to train how to speak, she wasn't. 653 00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:18,445 She was a 50-year-old woman who had four kids of her own. 654 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,054 I can't talk to you when you're being hysterical. 655 00:27:24,181 --> 00:27:26,315 And St. Mary's, right? 656 00:27:26,490 --> 00:27:29,460 We went to St. Mary's my whole life, and then suddenly at 16, 657 00:27:29,485 --> 00:27:33,155 we switched churches because we got a pastor from Ghana. 658 00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:35,007 Oh, for God's sakes, I couldn't understand 659 00:27:35,032 --> 00:27:37,296 the man's accent, Rebecca. 660 00:27:39,599 --> 00:27:41,046 When the snow is gone, 661 00:27:42,790 --> 00:27:44,054 I want you gone, too. 662 00:27:45,562 --> 00:27:48,460 'Cause I will not expose Randall to any more of this crap. 663 00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:51,156 What are you talking about? 664 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:53,687 You're racist, Mom. 665 00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:55,015 You're a racist. 666 00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:00,625 Sweetheart. 667 00:28:01,631 --> 00:28:04,289 (sighs) Sweetheart, I thought that you were upstairs. 668 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:08,195 I got my first chicken pock. 669 00:28:09,629 --> 00:28:11,429 Okay. All right. 670 00:28:11,454 --> 00:28:12,695 Um... (sniffles) 671 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:15,625 Uh, let's take you back upstairs 672 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:17,835 and I'll put some calamine lotion on, okay? 673 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,085 TOBY: Hey, babe have you seen my... 674 00:28:25,296 --> 00:28:27,764 Holy hell of a hot fiancée. 675 00:28:28,335 --> 00:28:30,015 Wow. That looks great. 676 00:28:30,289 --> 00:28:31,914 I told you the dress would fit. Hmm? 677 00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:33,210 Yeah, you did. 678 00:28:34,203 --> 00:28:37,467 Hey. You set a goal and you made a goal, 679 00:28:37,492 --> 00:28:39,092 so now is the part where you get excited. 680 00:28:39,406 --> 00:28:40,554 What's going on with you? 681 00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:43,647 Nothing. Can you just unzip me? 682 00:28:43,743 --> 00:28:46,245 I have to meet my pianist for rehearsal. 683 00:28:49,014 --> 00:28:50,015 Yeah. 684 00:28:55,578 --> 00:28:57,335 How can Grandma be racist? 685 00:28:57,762 --> 00:29:00,467 She never says anything mean to me about being black. 686 00:29:00,492 --> 00:29:03,109 Yeah, that's-that's not always how racism works, kiddo. 687 00:29:03,398 --> 00:29:07,213 REBECCA: Yeah. Do you remember how we were talking about 688 00:29:07,238 --> 00:29:08,772 what Martin Luther King Day means? 689 00:29:09,296 --> 00:29:12,656 Someone shot him because he wanted to get black people equal rights. 690 00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:16,203 - Did Grandma shoot him?! - No, no, no, no, no. Grandma... mm. 691 00:29:17,115 --> 00:29:20,750 Look, you know how sometimes 692 00:29:20,785 --> 00:29:24,087 Mom gets really mad at me and she says some things 693 00:29:24,122 --> 00:29:27,457 that... aren't really nice 694 00:29:27,492 --> 00:29:29,039 but she makes it sound nice? 695 00:29:29,064 --> 00:29:32,429 Like, "Jack, I love when you leave 696 00:29:32,463 --> 00:29:34,593 your muddy boots in the middle of the living room." 697 00:29:35,851 --> 00:29:36,945 - Yeah. - Okay. 698 00:29:36,970 --> 00:29:39,578 So racism can sometimes be like that. 699 00:29:40,138 --> 00:29:42,828 You know, people don't actually say bad things 700 00:29:42,853 --> 00:29:44,365 to people that are different than them. 701 00:29:44,389 --> 00:29:47,024 - What they say sounds fine... - REBECCA: Mm. 702 00:29:47,062 --> 00:29:50,718 But there's this mean undertone to it, you know? 703 00:29:56,602 --> 00:29:58,375 I think I'm gonna go to bed now. 704 00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:06,828 (sighs) 705 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,828 I mean, I said alopecia, and it was like 706 00:30:09,853 --> 00:30:12,521 no one had ever talked to her about it before. 707 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,164 I honestly don't know what I would've done in that moment. 708 00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:20,577 They come to me for the boo-boo kiss, 709 00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:22,844 but they go to you for the Band-Aid and the boo-boo song. 710 00:30:22,868 --> 00:30:25,070 I don't know anyone else who has a three-verse song 711 00:30:25,095 --> 00:30:28,101 about how antibiotic ointment can help them heal faster. 712 00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:31,453 ♪ And prevent an infection disaster. ♪ 713 00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:33,223 That's the... 714 00:30:33,437 --> 00:30:34,851 They need the both of us. 715 00:30:35,632 --> 00:30:37,070 We make a good team. 716 00:30:39,895 --> 00:30:41,763 Nope. We were right the first time. 717 00:30:46,131 --> 00:30:47,273 (knock on door) 718 00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:51,601 Dang, girl. 719 00:30:52,431 --> 00:30:53,593 You look really cool. 720 00:30:53,665 --> 00:30:55,453 Alicia Keys cool. 721 00:30:56,193 --> 00:30:57,289 She's old. 722 00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:58,656 (laughs) 723 00:30:59,711 --> 00:31:02,447 Look, I... I just wanted to apologize 724 00:31:02,472 --> 00:31:04,506 for the way I acted at the bowling alley. 725 00:31:04,768 --> 00:31:07,569 I'm ashamed that I made a scene. 726 00:31:07,594 --> 00:31:09,320 I shouldn't have let things get so heated. 727 00:31:09,545 --> 00:31:12,347 Definitely not Alicia Keys cool. 728 00:31:14,182 --> 00:31:16,179 Still no love? All right. 729 00:31:17,026 --> 00:31:20,328 Anyway, um, I just wanted to say that... 730 00:31:24,001 --> 00:31:26,351 I've had two nervous breakdowns in my life. 731 00:31:27,461 --> 00:31:29,296 One right before Tess was born, 732 00:31:29,686 --> 00:31:31,507 and one just earlier this year. 733 00:31:33,469 --> 00:31:36,704 And they happen when I let myself get stressed out, 734 00:31:36,973 --> 00:31:39,406 and it just builds up inside, and then... 735 00:31:39,688 --> 00:31:40,859 (imitates explosion) 736 00:31:42,820 --> 00:31:44,992 But, uh, one of the things that helps me 737 00:31:45,017 --> 00:31:46,818 when I'm feeling stressed, though, is running. 738 00:31:47,379 --> 00:31:48,773 I run, like, every day. 739 00:31:48,927 --> 00:31:51,757 Just helps me clear my mind. 740 00:31:53,255 --> 00:31:54,312 So... 741 00:31:55,811 --> 00:31:57,382 if you ever feel like you want to, 742 00:31:57,407 --> 00:31:59,953 I would love to go running with you. 743 00:32:04,393 --> 00:32:06,367 She told you what I said? 744 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,468 Oh. 745 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:14,421 - Hey, Kev, do you... - (Kevin sighs) 746 00:32:15,258 --> 00:32:16,559 Dude, come on. 747 00:32:16,585 --> 00:32:18,129 - What are you doing? - What do you mean, 748 00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:19,298 what am I doing? I'm getting better. 749 00:32:19,322 --> 00:32:20,534 - No pain, no gain, right? - No. 750 00:32:20,558 --> 00:32:23,281 Actually, no pain, full recovery. 751 00:32:23,306 --> 00:32:24,218 Take your hand off that. 752 00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:25,789 No, no, no. Dude, come on. (chuckles) 753 00:32:25,814 --> 00:32:28,750 I hereby release you from all of your nursing duties. 754 00:32:28,775 --> 00:32:29,954 Okay? You can go back to your room 755 00:32:29,978 --> 00:32:31,289 and binge-watch The Handmaid's Tale 756 00:32:31,313 --> 00:32:32,825 - or whatever it was you were doing. - Handmaid's Tale? 757 00:32:32,849 --> 00:32:34,398 - What? Okay. Here. - (sighs) 758 00:32:34,433 --> 00:32:36,804 Come on, don't do that. Don't do that. 759 00:32:37,118 --> 00:32:38,532 You know what, I might not be your nurse, 760 00:32:38,556 --> 00:32:39,836 but I am your future brother-in-law, 761 00:32:39,860 --> 00:32:41,305 and I'm not gonna let you screw up your knee 762 00:32:41,329 --> 00:32:42,218 for the rest of your life. 763 00:32:42,243 --> 00:32:43,989 Well, that's really sweet of you. I appreciate it. 764 00:32:44,013 --> 00:32:45,546 But I'm not gonna let this stupid knee 765 00:32:45,571 --> 00:32:47,789 screw up the rest of my life. Not again. 766 00:32:48,445 --> 00:32:49,757 Again? What-what? 767 00:32:51,215 --> 00:32:52,215 Kev? 768 00:32:52,851 --> 00:32:54,445 Hey. Hey, just... 769 00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:56,812 - (sighs) - Would you just slow down? 770 00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:06,914 What's going on? 771 00:33:09,025 --> 00:33:11,593 Toby, I was three years old when I threw my first football. 772 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:14,226 I made the varsity team when I was a sophomore. 773 00:33:14,251 --> 00:33:16,804 I wasn't good at football, Toby. 774 00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:18,029 I was great. 775 00:33:18,310 --> 00:33:19,703 My dad used to come to the games. 776 00:33:19,728 --> 00:33:21,304 He started taping them for a reel. 777 00:33:21,329 --> 00:33:22,664 Colleges were coming. 778 00:33:23,264 --> 00:33:24,531 They were scouting me. 779 00:33:27,082 --> 00:33:30,117 I-I had this whole future planned, you know. I... 780 00:33:35,205 --> 00:33:37,117 - And then the knee goes, and then bam, - (snaps) 781 00:33:37,141 --> 00:33:39,031 just like that, it's over in one second. 782 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:40,234 Gone. 783 00:33:41,718 --> 00:33:42,757 (exhales) 784 00:33:43,766 --> 00:33:44,781 Wow. 785 00:33:45,933 --> 00:33:48,273 I mean, I knew you played high school football, but... 786 00:33:49,321 --> 00:33:50,382 Geez. 787 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:53,094 So, what do you do, you know? I started acting, right? 788 00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:56,153 At first, I started doing it to, uh, sort of pass the time 789 00:33:56,178 --> 00:33:58,312 rather than just sit there and feel sorry for myself. 790 00:34:00,118 --> 00:34:01,986 But then, after a while, I-I started to... 791 00:34:02,057 --> 00:34:03,618 I started to get the same thrill from it 792 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:04,775 that I did from football. 793 00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:08,328 And here we are, man. It's 20 years later. 794 00:34:08,832 --> 00:34:10,546 Right? I've been working my ass off, 795 00:34:10,571 --> 00:34:12,672 and I am finally on the brink of something special 796 00:34:12,697 --> 00:34:14,264 and real and fulfilling, 797 00:34:14,289 --> 00:34:16,882 and I will be damned if I let this stupid knee 798 00:34:16,907 --> 00:34:18,507 destroy another one of my dreams. 799 00:34:18,532 --> 00:34:22,168 And that is why you have to let it heal fully, all right? 800 00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:23,560 The... It's not that big a deal. 801 00:34:23,585 --> 00:34:25,625 The production said they would shift 802 00:34:25,650 --> 00:34:27,719 - the schedule around for you. - They did shift the schedule. 803 00:34:27,743 --> 00:34:28,977 All right, apparently they can, they can shoot 804 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:30,674 part of the Normandy scene without me... and Ron, 805 00:34:30,698 --> 00:34:31,969 Ron doesn't think it's a big deal 806 00:34:31,993 --> 00:34:34,343 if the other guy says, "I got you, Jimmy." 807 00:34:36,328 --> 00:34:37,703 Well, it's a big deal to me. 808 00:34:39,985 --> 00:34:42,093 And I-I appreciate all of your effort, 809 00:34:42,118 --> 00:34:44,119 all of your concern, but I'm not blowing this one. 810 00:34:44,144 --> 00:34:45,835 Okay, man? I'm not blowing it this time. 811 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:47,976 I'm gonna do whatever it takes. 812 00:35:00,688 --> 00:35:01,804 - Hey. - Hi, Dad. 813 00:35:01,829 --> 00:35:04,132 - Hey. - Hi, Dad. 814 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:05,765 When did you all get here? 815 00:35:05,790 --> 00:35:07,728 REBECCA: Kevin crawled in around 3:00, 816 00:35:07,762 --> 00:35:09,830 and the others came not that long after. 817 00:35:09,864 --> 00:35:11,523 - Oh. - But you... 818 00:35:11,548 --> 00:35:13,967 you've been passed out with a fever for hours. 819 00:35:14,002 --> 00:35:15,312 I was getting worried about you. 820 00:35:15,439 --> 00:35:17,140 How are you feeling? 821 00:35:17,238 --> 00:35:19,806 Do you think you could itch my whole body? 822 00:35:19,841 --> 00:35:21,507 'Cause I don't know that I have the strength. 823 00:35:21,531 --> 00:35:23,984 - I told you chicken pox is the worst. - Oh, yeah. 824 00:35:24,009 --> 00:35:25,195 Sure is, kiddo. 825 00:35:25,980 --> 00:35:28,023 Hey, babe, could you get me the Tylenol? 826 00:35:28,342 --> 00:35:30,781 I-I think I left it in the kitchen. (sniffs) 827 00:35:31,036 --> 00:35:33,031 Hmm. The kitchen, huh? 828 00:35:33,056 --> 00:35:34,562 That's downstairs. 829 00:35:35,687 --> 00:35:37,804 Uh, I have been avoiding going downstairs 830 00:35:37,829 --> 00:35:39,664 because my mother is down there. 831 00:35:39,984 --> 00:35:41,453 - Oh, babe. - But you are my husband, 832 00:35:41,478 --> 00:35:44,906 and I love you, and you're sick, so I will risk going downstairs 833 00:35:44,931 --> 00:35:46,298 and interacting with her. 834 00:35:46,323 --> 00:35:47,991 - Thank you, babe. - All right, guys. 835 00:35:48,016 --> 00:35:50,437 I'm gonna go downstairs. Uh, who wants something? 836 00:35:50,462 --> 00:35:51,702 This is your one and only shot. 837 00:35:51,737 --> 00:35:52,750 Hot cocoa. 838 00:35:52,896 --> 00:35:54,029 Cap'n Crunch. 839 00:35:54,054 --> 00:35:56,250 My Game Boy and some Cheetos. 840 00:35:56,275 --> 00:35:57,882 Wait, hold on a second. 841 00:35:57,907 --> 00:36:00,842 Has everyone been avoiding going downstairs? 842 00:36:01,296 --> 00:36:03,851 - Okay. I got this, Bec. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 843 00:36:03,876 --> 00:36:05,265 Lie down. I'm already going down. 844 00:36:05,290 --> 00:36:06,423 - Jack, you're sick. - No. 845 00:36:06,448 --> 00:36:08,734 We will not be held prisoner in our own home. 846 00:36:09,783 --> 00:36:11,585 I'm gonna get your mother out of here. 847 00:36:11,925 --> 00:36:14,259 ("Madman Across the Water" by Elton John playing) 848 00:36:26,556 --> 00:36:28,398 ♪ I can see ♪ 849 00:36:30,336 --> 00:36:32,429 ♪ Very well ♪ 850 00:36:34,004 --> 00:36:38,351 ♪ There's a boat on the reef with a broken back ♪ 851 00:36:39,285 --> 00:36:41,720 ♪ And I can see it very well ♪ 852 00:36:43,224 --> 00:36:44,351 (Kevin grunts) 853 00:36:46,050 --> 00:36:47,140 There you go. 854 00:36:47,699 --> 00:36:49,523 ♪ There's a joke ♪ 855 00:36:49,556 --> 00:36:53,156 ♪ And I know it very well ♪ 856 00:36:53,599 --> 00:36:54,609 (exhales) 857 00:36:54,657 --> 00:36:57,617 ♪ It's one of those that I told you long ago... ♪ 858 00:36:57,642 --> 00:36:59,312 JACK (over TV): All right, Kevin! 859 00:36:59,668 --> 00:37:00,953 Yeah, he's the real deal! 860 00:37:00,978 --> 00:37:02,478 He's going all the way, baby! 861 00:37:02,503 --> 00:37:04,071 - (cheering) - MAN: Oh! 862 00:37:04,215 --> 00:37:05,621 - Good job, Kevin! - MAN: Yeah! 863 00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:08,324 I want you to know my boy's the total package! 864 00:37:08,349 --> 00:37:10,656 My son is-is tough! 865 00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:13,367 My son is tough as hell. 866 00:37:16,855 --> 00:37:18,671 Go, Kevin! Go, go, go! 867 00:37:19,017 --> 00:37:22,984 My boy's unstoppable! Yes! Yes! 868 00:37:23,436 --> 00:37:24,593 Did you see that?! 869 00:37:24,738 --> 00:37:27,457 The kid just ran the ball 88 freaking yards 870 00:37:27,482 --> 00:37:30,046 for a touchdown! Touchdown! 871 00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:31,546 Yes! 872 00:37:33,675 --> 00:37:35,531 ♪ Get a load of him ♪ 873 00:37:35,556 --> 00:37:38,515 ♪ He's so insane ♪ 874 00:37:38,968 --> 00:37:41,617 ♪ You better get your coat, dear ♪ 875 00:37:42,241 --> 00:37:46,656 ♪ It looks like rain ♪ 876 00:37:46,736 --> 00:37:51,062 ♪ We'll come again next Thursday afternoon ♪ 877 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:58,031 ♪ The in-laws hope they'll see you very soon ♪ 878 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:03,117 ♪ But is it in your conscience ♪ 879 00:38:03,624 --> 00:38:05,791 ♪ That you're after ♪ 880 00:38:07,903 --> 00:38:10,132 ♪ Another glimpse of the madman ♪ 881 00:38:10,157 --> 00:38:13,453 ♪ Across the water. ♪ 882 00:38:13,879 --> 00:38:15,632 - Brian. - Kevin. Kevin. 883 00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:17,757 Wow. You look amazing. 884 00:38:17,782 --> 00:38:18,938 - You look amazing. All right. - (laughs) 885 00:38:18,962 --> 00:38:20,007 It's good to be back. 886 00:38:20,032 --> 00:38:21,508 I told you I wouldn't slow this puppy down. 887 00:38:21,532 --> 00:38:23,778 You're absolutely a man of your word, Kevin. Thanks so much. 888 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,563 - I will see you in there, all right? - Totally. Really appreciate it. 889 00:38:31,888 --> 00:38:34,062 Jack just finished digging out your car. 890 00:38:34,398 --> 00:38:35,398 So... 891 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:37,765 I... 892 00:38:38,527 --> 00:38:41,095 You know, I didn't sleep at all last night. 893 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,955 I was truly haunted by what you said to me. 894 00:38:44,195 --> 00:38:45,500 You have to understand, 895 00:38:45,525 --> 00:38:47,393 I grew up in a very different time. 896 00:38:47,418 --> 00:38:49,984 - In my day, people didn't... - Mom, I... Stop. 897 00:38:50,046 --> 00:38:51,078 (sighs) 898 00:38:52,198 --> 00:38:54,734 It's not because he's black. 899 00:38:55,821 --> 00:38:59,468 Or I don't know if it's adoption 900 00:39:00,149 --> 00:39:02,117 or it-it's just all of it. 901 00:39:02,142 --> 00:39:06,343 It just all feels really foreign to me, I guess. 902 00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:11,023 But I swear, Rebecca, I swear I try. 903 00:39:13,466 --> 00:39:14,898 You shouldn't have to try. 904 00:39:17,131 --> 00:39:18,312 (sighs) I know. 905 00:39:20,431 --> 00:39:21,468 But I do. 906 00:39:26,591 --> 00:39:27,906 REBECCA: Hey, sweetheart. 907 00:39:28,848 --> 00:39:30,460 Grandma wanted to say good-bye to you. 908 00:39:31,492 --> 00:39:33,273 It's nice to see you again, Randall. 909 00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:35,304 Okay. 910 00:39:42,101 --> 00:39:43,117 Wow. 911 00:39:44,054 --> 00:39:46,132 This looks impressive. 912 00:39:50,089 --> 00:39:51,992 I finally got it to work this morning 913 00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:53,758 when I switched this little marble 914 00:39:53,783 --> 00:39:55,551 for the heavier Super Ball. 915 00:39:57,639 --> 00:39:59,046 It's Newton's second law. 916 00:40:01,226 --> 00:40:03,296 You're a special young man, aren't you? 917 00:40:05,934 --> 00:40:07,218 Took you long enough. 918 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:11,679 ♪ 919 00:40:22,479 --> 00:40:23,479 (sniffles) 920 00:40:26,414 --> 00:40:27,902 And me and Queen Latifah 921 00:40:27,927 --> 00:40:30,272 were looking everywhere for the puppies, 922 00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:32,289 but I woke up before we found them. 923 00:40:32,314 --> 00:40:33,921 RANDALL: Oh, that's too bad. 924 00:40:47,289 --> 00:40:49,055 I have to commend your commitment to your health. 925 00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:50,976 I can tell how seriously you're taking all this. 926 00:40:51,314 --> 00:40:52,328 Thank you. 927 00:40:53,793 --> 00:40:54,968 Oh, um... 928 00:40:55,818 --> 00:40:57,757 I bought the vitamins that you recommended. 929 00:40:57,782 --> 00:40:58,890 Are these the right ones? 930 00:41:01,024 --> 00:41:04,773 You know, it's just because... (sighs) my age and my weight, 931 00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:06,453 I want to follow the instructions. 932 00:41:06,478 --> 00:41:09,054 You're doing everything you can right now to stay healthy. 933 00:41:10,523 --> 00:41:11,578 Thanks. 934 00:41:17,121 --> 00:41:19,117 So, is it still there? 935 00:41:20,613 --> 00:41:21,679 It's still there. 936 00:41:22,361 --> 00:41:25,148 Your poppy seed is now the size of a lentil. 937 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:26,867 Congratulations. 938 00:41:26,892 --> 00:41:28,484 You're officially six weeks along. 939 00:41:42,679 --> 00:41:47,139 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 70224

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