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It's a story that might bore you, but you don't
have to listen 'cause I knew it'd be like that.
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And it was in that last year,
or actually weekend,
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really a Friday in December at Camden,
years ago when I was a different person,
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I was so drunk
that I ended up losing my virginity.
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I lost it to a guy
I thought was a ceramics major,
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but who was either an NYU film student
there for The End Of The World, or a townie.
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I actually had my eye on someone else
that night. Victor.
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With European girls,
it's just a numbers game.
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If you stand in any European city
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and you ask every girl that walks by
if she'll fuck you, one in 20 will say yes.
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A drama major just back from Europe.
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Only a little gay, with flecked blond hair,
a great body, and amazing grey eyes.
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Bam, 20th one and you're fucking!
It's a confirmed statistic, man!
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But Victor was fucking my room-mate Lara.
She gave him mono before he dumped her.
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I'm told that, after I left Camden,
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she got really drunk
and went wandering through Windham House
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and did the whole football team.
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She's now married to a senator
and has four kids. How time distorts things.
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So you know the movie?
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It was labelled a Tarantino film even though
he was credited as an executive producer...
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So this guy from NYU,
who wasn't even a good Victor facsimile,
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and I were talking on this ratty old couch.
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- I'm sure you've seen this Russian movie...
- Yeah, yeah.
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I kept agreeing with his likes and dislikes,
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all the time thinking that, while he might not
be Victor, he was cute enough.
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..Real shit.
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I was sure I was mispronouncing
the film-makers' names,
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remembering the wrong actors, naming
the wrong cinematographers, but I wanted him.
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..Same kind of silent movie actors' quality.
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Has anyone ever told you
that you look like Clara Bow? You do!
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I'm serious. I know these things and...
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I could see that his gaze
was drifting toward Kristin Notneff.
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She looked back with confidence
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because she knew, underneath her clothes,
she had on a black bra with matching panties,
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which I didn't.
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Oh, sorry, what was I talking about?
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But I had the next best thing.
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I've got a joint in my room.
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Except it wasn't my room.
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It was Lorna Slavin's room,
who was at her boyfriend's house
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probably swallowing his DNA.
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And I didn't have a joint either and,
if I did, it would have been Lorna Slavin's joint.
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He wouldn't have cared if I had one or not.
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I must have passed out around then.
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When I came to, he was fucking me,
but he didn't know I was a virgin and it hurt.
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Not that badly, not as bad as I'd been taught
to expect, but not exactly pleasant either.
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I heard another voice in the room.
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I wanna see you do her
like Ron Jeremy would.
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I remember the weight on the bed shifting
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and realising that this person behind me
wasn't the NYU student, but somebody else.
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Oh, my God, it was some townie!
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I had actually lost my virginity to a townie.
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This wouldn't have happened with Victor.
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He would've taken me gently
in his big, strong drama major arms
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and undressed me quietly and expertly.
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Taken my bra off with grace and ease
and it probably wouldn't have hurt.
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I should've given myself to Victor last term
when I had the chance.
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- We gotta put the keg somewhere.
- Not there, it's fucking my shot.
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Get the fuck out before you ruin my movie!
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- Gross!
- Much better!
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I always knew it was gonna be like this.
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I just get the feeling
my life lacks forward momentum.
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Like everything is moving by so quickly
that time just seems to stop.
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I can't believe the shit
that spills outta my mouth.
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I talk about God knows what,
I let my eyes drift across the room.
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As my mouth allows thoughts to drop out of
my brain and roll off my tongue like gumballs,
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I imagine the things in life that never were
and all the things that could have been.
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- He'll do.
- Oh, I like this song!
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"Gay Song Definitely."
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- Do you have any E?
- It makes your spinal fluid run backwards.
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- I may have some up in my room.
- You're game, right?
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Uh... I...
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No one's twisting your arm.
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Why am I trying to convince you? Let's do it.
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Whoa! I think it's kicking in.
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- I feel it now, too.
- The truth is I feel nothing.
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What the fuck...!
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- Sorry, I thought you were gay.
- Fuck you! I'm no fag!
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You sure about that? I definitely
detected a certain fagginess to you.
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Get the fuck outta here, homo!
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I'm not gay! You're lucky I don't kill you!
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Luck has nothing to do with it.
Everything is preordained. Manifest destiny.
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You can stop time no more than
you can will the oceans to overwhelm the world
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or cause the moon to drop.
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Three months later, he had a gay affair,
within a year he was a queen
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and telling people I couldn't get it up.
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Luck has nothing to do with anything.
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A numb feeling washes over me as I let go
of the past and look forward to the future.
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I pretend to be a vampire. I don't really
need to pretend because it's who I am.
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An emotional vampire.
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I've just come to expect it.
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That vampires are real, that I was born this way.
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That I feed off other people's real emotions.
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I search for this night's prey.
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Who will it be?
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You look familiar. Have we met?
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I think I fucked her at the beginning of term.
The Wet Wednesday Party.
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- No.
- What's your name?
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- Peter.
- Really?
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- Aren't you a senior?
- No, a freshman.
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- Really? I thought you were older.
- No, I'm a freshman.
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Peter. Peter the freshman.
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She has dick-sucking lips,
so I consider the options.
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I can leave now, go back to my room.
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Play the guitar.
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Masturbate to internet porn.
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I'm gonna come on those tits!
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Go to sleep.
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Or play quarters with Dicky and Quinlivan
and that dumb guy from LA.
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Or I could take her for coffee
and ditch her with the bill.
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Or I could take her back to my room,
hope the Frog's gone, get stoned and fuck her.
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So what do you think?
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What do I think?
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I think, why not?
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Rock 'n' roll.
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She slowly followed me back to my dorm room,
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too eager, too stunned to speak.
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I was so excited, I couldn't stop shaking
and I dropped the key.
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♫ ..And then I begin... ♫
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I played her a song that I'd written myself,
then segued into one by Counting Crows.
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I played it quietly and sang the lyrics
slowly and softly.
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She was so moved
that she actually started to cry.
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Maybe it was the Ecstasy that she was on.
Maybe she thought she really loved me.
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He instantly went hard. She was crying,
but she let him pull her clothes off.
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She smelled like sweet fruit. Her snatch
was small. Pubic hair light and sparse.
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Yet when he fingered her, he felt nothing.
She wasn't getting wet, though she moaned.
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He was semi-stiff and losing his erection.
Something was wrong, was missing.
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He didn't know what.
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Confused, he started to fuck her.
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Before he came, it hit him.
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He can't remember the last time
he had sex sober.
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Peter, Peter! Oh, Peter!
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♫ This is stranger than I thought
Six different ways inside my heart
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♫ And every one I'll keep tonight
Six different ways go deep inside
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♫ I'll tell them anything at all
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♫ I know I'll give them more and more
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♫ I'll tell them anything at all
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♫ I know I'll give the world and more
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♫ They think I'm on my hands and head
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♫ This time they're much too slow
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♫ Six sides to every lie I say
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♫ It's that American voice again
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♫ It was never quite like this before
Not one of you's the same
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♫ To do do doo...
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You sneaky bitch!
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"Got you. You're mine now for the rest
of the day, week, month, year, life.
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"Have you guessed who I am?
Sometimes I think you have.
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"Sometimes, when you're scanning a crowd,
your sultry eyes stop on me.
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"Are you afraid to let me know how you feel?
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"I want to moan and writhe with you.
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"I want to kiss your mouth and say
love you, love you, love you, while stripping.
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"I want you so bad, it stings.
I want to kill the ugly girls you're with.
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"Do you really like those boring,
naive, coy girls or is it just for sex?
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"The seeds of love have taken hold and,
if we won't burn together, I'll burn alone."
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♫ This, this is stranger than I ever thought ♫
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What... How she do that?
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- What's goin' on?
- Gonna have to sell that bike of yours!
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- Why?
- Where's my money, college boy?!
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- Do you take American Express?
- That's not funny!
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You like that? They taught it in the army.
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One of 17 hand-to-hand combat methods
of rendering your enemy defenceless.
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All I gotta do is apply pressure
to rip your carpals free from your metacarpals
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and you will be unable to operate your weapon!
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I'm not your enemy, Rupert,
I don't have a weapon.
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That's why you get a little time, homes.
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- Do you want some coke?
- Sure.
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Then buy your own, bitch! Get the fuck
outta my crib and get me my money!
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There's an orgy tonight at Booth House.
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I'm scoring for some freshmen. They're rich,
they want cocaine. What do you think?
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I think you're a rich motherfucking motherfucker
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who owes me a fucking shitload
of motherfucking cash!
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That's what I think, you rich motherfucker!
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You want some blow, motherfucker?
You bring me my motherfucking cash!
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- Fuck you!
- Jesus fucking Christ, don't get so tense!
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I'll show you tense!
You're into me for a fuckload of money!
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I think you
and your motherfucking rich-kid friends
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are gonna take off to all your rich-ass lives,
leaving me holding my motherfucking dick!
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So fuck you!
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Rupert, I'm not like those rich assholes!
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I'm on financial aid!
I'm from a fucking farm in Nebraska!
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My family had to sell the fucking cow
to get me here!
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- Bullshit!
- My father's in the hospital, OK? I...
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My family's strapped for cash.
I might have to drop out.
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- Really?
- The Lord is my witness, yes.
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- You don't have any fucking cash?
- No.
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I had to work all summer just to pay for this term.
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I thought you went home to New York
for the summer.
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That's what I told people
so they wouldn't laugh at me.
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I actually had to wash pigs all summer.
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Jesus Christ, man, I can get these kids
to overpay. They're desperate for drugs.
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I'm your key to moving this shit. You need me.
I need the cash. We need each other.
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Get this straight, fuckhead! I need you like
I need a motherfucking asshole on my elbow!
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Right here! An asshole!
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That's how much I need you!
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- What you think, Guest?
- I think you should sniff less cocaine.
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Stop leaving the gun lying around on the table.
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Leave the boy alone before him piss in panty!
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You know I'm just fuckin' with you, baby, right?
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Right.
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What kind of mark-up you think you can get?
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- Well, that depends on how stepped-on it is.
- Stepped on? Guest, is our shit stepped-on?
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No, man, it fresher than the morning snow!
What wrong with him?
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Maybe 20 % over market value.
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50 %, you say? Hot damn, college boy,
that's some good motherfucking math!
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I do believe we have ourselves a deal.
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- Do we have ourselves a deal?
- Sure.
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Good. Time for you to get to work.
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Sometimes... a minute...
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..will last... like an hour, you know...
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or other times...
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..an hour just... just... zips by...
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..like a minute.
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You know, it's all subjective.
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Every person...
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..perceives it... perceives it differently.
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It's like... That's why you can't trust clocks,
you know.
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Marc... you owe me 500 bucks.
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I want it by Sunday.
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OK?
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You notice there aren't any clocks in my room
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'cause they... they interfere with your ability to...
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..to adjust the time to...
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..to... to suit your needs, you know.
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- Marc...
- Do not be a slave to time...
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..my friend,
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'cause...
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..it... uh...
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there's no point.
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00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:37,052
Oh! Oh! I... I can feel my dick!
230
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,055
I can feel my dick!
231
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,767
Oh, my God!
232
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:58,032
Hey! Fucking hey! What about the cash?!
233
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:03,662
- Marc, what about the fucking cash?!
- What class... man?
234
00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:07,207
Who teaches that? Fucking...
235
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:10,085
Just... go away, huh?
236
00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:15,424
Just... stop bugging me, just stop asking me.
Stop kicking my fucking bed.
237
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,676
Stop... you know...
238
00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:23,057
I'll get you your fuck...
Just don't fuck my karma, dude! Don't fuck it up!
239
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:42,302
♫ Get yourself together
Get yourself together
240
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:46,640
♫ Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
241
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:50,269
♫ Get yourself together... ♫
242
00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:01,613
Hi, Mitch. What's up?
243
00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:05,117
Not very much. Uh, what's up with you?
244
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:09,329
Not much. Can we talk?
245
00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:13,208
What do you wanna talk about?
246
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:16,086
- What's going on.
- Hey!
247
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,965
I warned you. Remember that.
248
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,217
I know, I know.
249
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,971
Wait, what did you warn me about?
250
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,223
I warned you!
251
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,354
Wait, Mitch!
252
00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:38,275
Mitch, don't be such a pussy!
253
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:43,238
I am warning you again!
I don't know what your fucking problem is!
254
00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:46,742
Just stay the fuck aw... Hey.
255
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:51,580
Hey, guys. Is there some sort of problem,
Paul and Mitchell?
256
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:55,042
No, I... You two know each other?
257
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:57,169
Yeah. Hi.
258
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,505
Hi.
259
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:05,677
Mitch, I'm kinda through partying tonight.
260
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:09,473
Do you want to... uh...
walk me back to my room?
261
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,559
My room-mate's at her boyfriend's tonight.
262
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:18,357
- Yeah?
- What about you, Paul? What are you doing?
263
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,777
- Come on, let's go.
- It might be fun!
264
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,821
Come on.
265
00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:27,741
- Let's go.
- You know you want to.
266
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:32,329
- Later, guy.
- Bye, Paul. Maybe next time.
267
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:06,822
Excuse you.
268
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:14,246
- Sean Bateman, right?
- Right.
269
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,456
Paul.
270
00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:18,250
Right.
271
00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:26,008
- Who's the girl with Mitchell?
- You mean Candice?
272
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:29,219
Her name is Candice.
273
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:33,557
- I had a class with her, but I failed it.
- Really?
274
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,018
My type of guy!
275
00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:40,230
Fucking keg's dead. Typical.
I wish I had a case of beer.
276
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,190
- Quesadilla?
- What?
277
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:48,447
- Quesadilla. Mexican food. El Sombrero.
- El Sombrero closed a long time ago.
278
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:52,492
- How about tomorrow night? I'll buy.
- I don't know.
279
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:56,121
- You'll buy?
- Totally buy.
280
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:06,506
- Rock 'n' roll.
- Tomorrow, then.
281
00:32:22,857 --> 00:32:27,778
♫ Yellow is the colour
of my true love's hair
282
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,739
♫ In the morning
283
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:33,617
♫ When we rise
284
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,495
♫ In the morning
285
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,373
♫ When we rise
286
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:44,711
♫ That's the time
♫ That's the time
287
00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:47,381
♫ I love the best...
288
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:57,140
- How can you go out this early?
- I got a class.
289
00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:59,184
It's Saturday.
290
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:11,863
Merde! What is it? Turn off that fucking thing!
291
00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:26,253
♫ Blue is the colour of the sky
292
00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:28,714
♫ In the morning
293
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:32,134
♫ When we rise
294
00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:35,220
♫ In the morning
295
00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:38,098
♫ When we rise
296
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:43,603
♫ That's the time
♫ That's the time
297
00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:46,565
♫ I love the best...
298
00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,400
Hold it!
299
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:25,520
♫ Mellow is the feeling that I get
300
00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:34,821
♫ When I see her
301
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:37,532
♫ Oh, yeah
302
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:43,163
♫ That's the time
♫ That's the time
303
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,916
♫ I love the best
304
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:55,300
♫ Freedom is a word I rarely use
305
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:58,553
♫ Without thinking
306
00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:01,181
♫ Oh, yeah
307
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,433
♫ Without thinking
308
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:12,651
♫ Of the time
♫ Of the time
309
00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:15,320
♫ When I've been loved
310
00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:24,913
♫ Yellow is the colour of my true love's hair
311
00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:28,083
♫ In the morning
312
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:31,253
♫ When we rise
313
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:33,880
♫ In the morning
314
00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:36,216
♫ When we rise
315
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:42,347
♫ That's the time
♫ That's the time
316
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,433
♫ I love the best...
317
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:13,378
- Hi.
- Hey. You here for that class?
318
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,464
- The tutorial on the post-modern condition?
- Yeah.
319
00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:18,842
It was cancelled.
320
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:22,179
- Typical.
- Never seen you there before.
321
00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:25,473
That's what's typical.
First time I showed up for it.
322
00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:28,768
Yeah. You've got bad timing.
323
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:34,566
Saturdays suck ass. I don't have to put up
with this shit. I'm dropping this fucking class.
324
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:37,652
- Yeah, me too.
- Really?
325
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:42,490
- Mm-hm. I think I'm gonna change my major.
- To what?
326
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:46,411
- I don't know yet. What's yours?
- I don't even know.
327
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:56,671
- Your name's Sean Bateman, right?
- Right. Your name is Lauren.
328
00:36:56,839 --> 00:37:02,219
Yeah. I bought pot from you last year.
It was good. A little seedy, though.
329
00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:05,096
You used to go out with Paul Denton.
330
00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:08,183
Yeah... before.
331
00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:13,188
Show me your eyes.
332
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,901
♫ When I see her
333
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:26,284
♫ When I see her, oh, yeah...
334
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,121
Rock 'n' roll.
335
00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:32,791
♫ That's the time
♫ That's the time
336
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,834
♫ I love the best...
337
00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:39,589
Maybe I'll see you at the next
Pre-Saturday Party Party... Sean Bateman.
338
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:44,970
♫ Freedom is a word I rarely use
339
00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:48,056
♫ Without thinking
340
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,934
♫ Oh, yeah
341
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,395
♫ Without thinking
342
00:37:56,983 --> 00:38:02,362
♫ Of the time
♫ Of the time
343
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:05,490
♫ When I've been loved ♫
344
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:17,085
♫ L'ami Caouette me fait la tête
345
00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:20,130
♫ Qu'a Caouette?
346
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:24,676
♫ La p'tite Noé veut plus m'parler
347
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,637
♫ Qu'a Noé?
348
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:31,141
♫ L'ami Cao? M'a mis KO
349
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:34,561
♫ Qu'a Cao?
350
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:38,732
♫ La p'tite Ramel m'est infidèle
351
00:38:38,899 --> 00:38:41,901
♫ Qu'a Ramel?
352
00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:45,155
♫ M'sieur Hannibal m'mine le moral ♫
353
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:50,285
Oh, my God, Harry tried to kill himself!
354
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:54,622
That is typical.
I knew something like this was gonna happen.
355
00:38:54,790 --> 00:39:00,295
I just had a feeling there'd be some obstacle
to prevent my evening with Sean happening.
356
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:07,135
You gotta come to Fel's house. He's there.
Shit, Paul, we've got to do something!
357
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,804
That's way too gay.
358
00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:14,351
Um... call Security.
Trust me, they'll be there within an hour.
359
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:19,022
Security? Security? What do you need,
a formal fucking invitation?!
360
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,316
I gotta be out at seven!
361
00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:26,988
You are killing Harry! Pull it together! March!
362
00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:31,576
What did he do?
Try and OD on Sudafed and wine coolers?
363
00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:35,372
Oh, my God! I brought Paul!
364
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:38,041
- What did he take?
- I don't know!
365
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:42,212
Oh, Harry, sweetie!
He's gonna get his death of cold!
366
00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:47,425
- We should take him to hospital.
- Are you crazy?
367
00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:50,595
- What else is there?
- I have to meet someone.
368
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:54,724
Fuck your meeting! Get the car, Raymond!
Grab his feet!
369
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:58,103
Jesus, this is so typical.
370
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:04,442
- He found out he was adopted.
- Stop. I need some cigarettes.
371
00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:08,822
- We have somebody OD'ing back here!
- He's not OD'ing.
372
00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:12,951
- He's a freshman. Freshmen don't OD.
- Fuck you, Paul!
373
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,246
- He's throwing up!
- Open the fucking window!
374
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,999
- He's not throwing up.
- What do you call that "krrrr" sound?!
375
00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:23,294
Dry heaves.
There's a lot of air in his stomach.
376
00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:27,382
Maybe we should be inducing vomiting.
Should I pull the car over?
377
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,677
- Can I change the CD?
- Shut up!
378
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:32,720
You're gonna be OK.
379
00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:36,641
♫ Blue-eyed dressed for every situation
380
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:39,936
♫ Moving through the doorway of a nation ♫
381
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:49,028
- Come on, Harry!
- Grab his arm!
382
00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:52,323
- Oh, God!
- OK, you're gonna make it!
383
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:59,122
- Help! Help!
- We need some help! This guy's OD'ing!
384
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:03,501
- Get him into the emergency room!
- I'm on my break.
385
00:41:03,669 --> 00:41:07,964
- Is there anybody else around here?
- Oh, please take care of Harry!
386
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,092
- You gotta take of him!
- Move, move, move.
387
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:15,847
Please, would you just get him up?!
His name's Harry. Please help him!
388
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,266
- Harry!
- Harry.
389
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:26,483
- I'm not getting any pulse.
- Is this a joke?
390
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:31,529
- I can see him moving. He's not dead.
- He's dead, Paul! Shut up!
391
00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:34,824
- Oh, God!
- And how did this happen exactly?
392
00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:38,828
- Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
- Will you shut up!
393
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:43,124
- He's not dead.
- He hasn't got a pulse or a heartbeat.
394
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:46,503
- His pupils are fixed and dilated.
- Harry, come back!
395
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:51,466
Sorry, there's nothing more I can do here.
- You have to do something!
396
00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:55,970
- I've seen this on "ER". Fix him!
- Harry's gone to the big bye-bye.
397
00:41:56,138 --> 00:42:02,477
He's got his name in the papers on the back
side. It's toe tag time in Teenville tonight.
398
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,480
- Teenville?
- You should've just said no, Harry.
399
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:09,609
- I'm not dead, am I?
- Yes, you are! Shut up!
400
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:14,447
You don't have a pulse. I think you're dead.
Let me run a few tests...
401
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:17,408
- You're looking at a malpractice suit!
- Harry is dead.
402
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:26,292
A few tests on Harry
and I'm sure I could prove he's dead.
403
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,587
No! You leave the pain and suffering!
404
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:35,343
I insist you bring back the corpse
for me to do some tests.
405
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:47,730
- Ugh!
- Is your deterrent to the party working?
406
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:51,276
Sort of. The best would be Victor, though.
407
00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:56,239
Enough fantasising.
Victor is 3,000 miles away. Use the book.
408
00:42:57,950 --> 00:43:00,034
How do I look?
409
00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:05,665
- You look kinda skinny, actually.
- Skinny? Really?
410
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:09,294
- Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
- What's the difference?
411
00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:14,173
Bulimic passes for healthy
except your teeth rot, but my teeth aren't, so...
412
00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:16,551
So you look bulimic skinny?
413
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:22,432
Lauren, it's amazing the weight you lose
when you get off the pill.
414
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,185
- Until you get knocked up.
- OK, we'll do the math.
415
00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:31,774
If the condom is 98 % safe and he wears two,
then you're 196 % safe.
416
00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:36,279
- A much better percentage than the pill.
- It doesn't work that way, Lara.
417
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:39,198
Abstinence is 100 % safe, which is less...
418
00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:43,620
Whatever. I don't major in math.
Are you coming or not?
419
00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:48,791
- I don't know.
- Lauren, listen to your friend and room-mate.
420
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:52,712
If you wait for Victor,
you'll never lose your virginity.
421
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,257
You can't just wait for destiny. Make it happen.
422
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,667
Is she coming?
423
00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:32,710
- I doubt it.
- Why?
424
00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:35,380
- She's been looking at the book.
- What book?
425
00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:38,007
A book of venereal diseases.
426
00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:42,011
It discourages her
from hooking up with people like you.
427
00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:47,392
It's got some pretty nasty imagery.
It helps keep her focused on her homework.
428
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,522
- She's not coming, then.
- Nope.
429
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:55,525
So why don't you get me another beer?
430
00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:17,672
- Hey, Sean. Sorry I'm late.
- What?
431
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:23,428
There was this whole thing. I had to take
a freshman to the hospital. Anyhow, I'm...
432
00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:26,723
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- I'm here.
433
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:30,852
- Never mind.
- Um... I'll make it up to you.
434
00:45:31,019 --> 00:45:35,815
- You don't have to.
- I know, but I want to. I insist.
435
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,067
- Whatever.
- Really.
436
00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:45,700
I have some pot in my room
if you wanna get stoned.
437
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:48,995
- You have pot?
- In my room, yeah.
438
00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:54,625
- Want a beer?
- Let's go.
439
00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:02,800
- Hey.
- Hey, Lauren. Um... this is...
440
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:06,095
- Jim.
- Jim from Dartmouth.
441
00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:09,348
- Hi.
- Brewski for youski?
442
00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:12,435
- Sure.
- Hey, you want it, you got it.
443
00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:19,692
He thinks it's the Dressed
To Get Screwed Party. I'll give him to you.
444
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,987
- No, that's OK.
- You sure?
445
00:46:23,655 --> 00:46:27,742
- I haven't seen Victor around.
- What about Sean Bateman? Seen him?
446
00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:30,787
Yeah. Actually, Sean just ran off with Paul.
447
00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:33,039
- Paul Denton?
- Uh-huh.
448
00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:36,542
You serious? You don't think...? No!
449
00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:40,129
- I don't know.
- No.
450
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:44,467
- He must just be selling him something.
- Must be, yeah.
451
00:46:46,553 --> 00:46:52,517
- OK, so are you out on the prowl again?
- Yeah, that book's just not... not doing it.
452
00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:54,477
- No?
- Uh-uh.
453
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:59,315
Good. Well, just don't wait up for me. OK?
454
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:00,942
- OK!
- OK.
455
00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:02,652
OK!
456
00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:07,782
Miss Lauren Hynde.
457
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:12,203
Why weren't you at my tutorial last Saturday?
458
00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:22,505
Would you like a drink?
459
00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,176
Come here.
460
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,736
- All right?
- Uh-hm.
461
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:44,545
- Do you want a turn-on?
- No, thanks.
462
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:46,881
Well...
463
00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:54,513
..don't mind if I do.
464
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:09,236
- So are we gonna do it here on the couch?
- Do what?
465
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,990
You know, do it?
466
00:49:13,158 --> 00:49:15,910
What? Fuck?
467
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,957
Are you mad? I'd lose my tenure.
468
00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:23,793
And I'm a married man.
469
00:49:26,004 --> 00:49:28,089
Aren't you hitting on me?
470
00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:32,343
For a hummer, sure.
471
00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:38,808
I've heard you're talented, Miss Hynde.
472
00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:43,562
And it certainly can't hurt your GPA.
473
00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:47,775
So... shall we?
474
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:29,358
- So where did you spend last summer?
- Berlin.
475
00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:32,611
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
476
00:50:32,779 --> 00:50:35,489
- What?
- Do you speak German?
477
00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:37,992
No!
478
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,661
- What the fu...
- You don't?
479
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:47,585
- No. Why?
- Well, I don't know.
480
00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:53,132
I just assumed since you spent the summer
in Berlin, I thought...
481
00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:57,261
No. Berlin, New Hampshire.
482
00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:00,389
Oh.
483
00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:07,146
I need to get some more pot.
I'm running out.
484
00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:10,691
And I need to get laid.
485
00:51:11,693 --> 00:51:15,863
Where the fuck was Lauren tonight?
That Lara girl was kinda hot.
486
00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:22,078
I could bang her and feel good about it.
I'd rather have Lauren. I wonder why.
487
00:51:23,997 --> 00:51:28,584
It would just ruin my illusion
of her innocence... her purity.
488
00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:33,964
Whoa! Is that really what I want?
489
00:51:36,718 --> 00:51:41,514
I need to fuck someone.
Then I need to get more pot.
490
00:51:44,392 --> 00:51:50,189
I watched him with growing intensity
as he refilled the pipe in the smoky room.
491
00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:53,692
He fingered what looked like moss
and it struck me
492
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:56,987
that I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty.
493
00:51:57,155 --> 00:52:02,076
A boy who'd been around and couldn't
remember if he was Catholic or not.
494
00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:06,205
♫ I'm so alive
495
00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:35,818
♫ Don't know what colour
your eyes are, baby
496
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:40,364
♫ But your hair is long and brown
497
00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:43,993
♫ You're legs are strong
and you're so, so long
498
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:47,496
♫ And you don't come from this town
499
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:52,084
♫ My head is full of magic, baby
500
00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:55,796
♫ And I can't share this with you
501
00:52:56,631 --> 00:52:59,967
♫ I feel I'm on top again, baby
502
00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:04,555
♫ That's got everything
to do with you-hoo-hoo
503
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:06,724
♫ I'm alive
504
00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:10,186
♫ I'm so alive ♫
505
00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:25,201
Look at that chick's cans!
506
00:53:25,368 --> 00:53:27,870
- Implants.
- I like the feel of fake tits.
507
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:36,170
- I need to get cable in my room.
- Hello? Hi, Mom.
508
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:40,758
What's going on?
509
00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:43,761
You are one dirty bitch!
510
00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:48,891
Tomorrow? The Jareds are coming? Oh.
511
00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:57,107
This weekend? I have a lot of school work.
How about next weekend?
512
00:53:58,151 --> 00:54:02,112
- Faggoty sitcom, faggoty sitcom...
- Richard?
513
00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:07,076
Uh... OK. Yeah, you too.
514
00:54:11,873 --> 00:54:17,127
- I have to go into the city tomorrow night.
- Rock 'n' roll.
515
00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:20,506
- Wanna go?
- No.
516
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:26,929
- Dressed To Get Screwed Party's tomorrow.
- I know. I don't wanna leave you here alone.
517
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:30,474
- Deal with it. I'm borrowing these.
- Wait.
518
00:54:31,309 --> 00:54:35,062
Would you give me a ride to the bus station
tomorrow?
519
00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:38,357
Whatever. Look, I gotta meet my adviser.
520
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:58,544
I shouldn't be leaving.
He'll sleep with someone else.
521
00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:03,924
It's the Dressed To Get Screwed Party,
for Christ's sake! What the fuck am I doing?
522
00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:07,261
I love you, Sean Bateman.
523
00:55:11,224 --> 00:55:14,560
I wonder if Lauren goes wild during sex.
524
00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:18,522
I wonder if she comes easily... or at all.
525
00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:24,403
I won't go to bed with a girl who doesn't.
If I can't make a girl come, why bother?
526
00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:28,824
Hmm... I'm hungry.
527
00:56:31,262 --> 00:56:36,934
"Tonight's the night, tonight's the night,
tonight's the night, tonight's the night..."
528
00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:44,691
- Tonight's the night?
- Yep, I'm going all the way.
529
00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:47,403
- Who's the lucky boy?
- Not telling.
530
00:56:47,570 --> 00:56:50,656
- You will if you want me out of the room!
- OK.
531
00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:53,534
- Sean Bateman.
- He's a drug dealer.
532
00:56:53,701 --> 00:56:57,746
- He made me zhing!
- Zhing? What?
533
00:56:57,914 --> 00:57:00,833
Something amazing's gonna happen.
534
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:07,339
Zhing! Like it just fucking fucks you right up the...
It's like... zhing!
535
00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:11,260
- No, I've never had that.
- You will someday.
536
00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:14,638
- You might be afflicted with synaesthesia.
- What?
537
00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:18,642
It causes you to hear what you see
and see what you hear.
538
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:21,311
It's a combination of your senses.
539
00:57:21,479 --> 00:57:24,815
You really should get that checked out.
Prozac might help.
540
00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:26,483
What?
541
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:38,078
Rusty pipes!
542
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:41,373
♫ Rubbin' sticks and stones together
makes the sparks ignite
543
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:44,960
♫ And the thought of loving you
is getting so exciting
544
00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:48,130
♫ Sky rockets in flight
545
00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:51,175
♫ Afternoon delight... ♫
546
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,401
Hello?
547
00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:13,739
Can I talk to Sean Bateman?
I think he lives upstairs.
548
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,761
- Yeah?
- Sean.
549
00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:40,974
- Who is this? Patrick?
- Who the hell's Patrick? No, it's Paul.
550
00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:47,189
- Paul?
- Yeah. Remember me?
551
00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:50,275
No. This better be good.
552
00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:53,362
I was wondering what was going on.
Who's Patrick?
553
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:57,282
- None of your business. What do you want?
- Were you asleep?
554
00:58:57,450 --> 00:59:00,994
- No, of course not.
- What ARE you doing?
555
00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:04,331
I'm just getting ready to go to the party.
556
00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:06,583
- With Patrick?
- No.
557
00:59:08,836 --> 00:59:11,797
With the person who's leaving me notes.
558
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,966
- Are you?
- Deal with it.
559
00:59:14,842 --> 00:59:17,761
- Are you just fucking with me?
- Rock 'n' roll.
560
00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:20,847
Motherfucker!
561
00:59:21,015 --> 00:59:22,391
Who?
562
00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:29,606
Oh, Jesus Christ! Richard, is that you?
563
00:59:30,316 --> 00:59:34,861
It's Dick! And, yes, it's me.
564
00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:49,459
- What the hell are you doing?
- Getting fucked up.
565
00:59:49,627 --> 00:59:52,129
Maybe getting fucked.
566
00:59:56,467 --> 00:59:58,594
- Ohhh!
- Richard, oh, Richard.
567
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:08,103
- Oh, oh!
- Oh, yeah, you're turning me on
568
01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:13,817
Paul... you remember Mrs Jared.
569
01:00:15,069 --> 01:00:18,155
Of course. Hello, Mrs Jared.
570
01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:22,075
- I leave you for five minutes and you're drinking!
- I'm drunk!
571
01:00:22,243 --> 01:00:27,414
Well, then, take a shower and sober up.
Oh, will my tortures never end?
572
01:00:28,541 --> 01:00:31,668
- How are you, Paul?
- Fine.
573
01:00:31,836 --> 01:00:34,963
Would you talk to him? He'll listen to you.
574
01:00:36,215 --> 01:00:41,428
- Come on, Myra.
- See you both downstairs in 15 minutes.
575
01:00:41,596 --> 01:00:43,305
Mm?
576
01:00:54,567 --> 01:01:00,781
You wanna take a shower with me...
for old times' sake?
577
01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:13,502
- Want one?
- What are they?
578
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,213
- Does it matter?
- No.
579
01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:21,176
♫ I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
580
01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:26,431
♫ I know not everybody
Has got a body like you
581
01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:31,228
♫ But I gotta think twice
Before I give my heart away
582
01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:35,649
♫ And I know all the games you play
Because I play them too...
583
01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:40,195
Surprised me.
584
01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:43,699
So when she showed up...
585
01:01:43,866 --> 01:01:49,913
♫ Oh, oh, baby, I reconsider my foolish notion
586
01:01:50,081 --> 01:01:54,459
♫ Well, I need someone to hold me
But I'll wait for something more
587
01:01:54,627 --> 01:01:59,214
♫ Yes, I gotta have faith
Ooh, I gotta have faith
588
01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:01,800
♫ Because I gotta have faith
589
01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:04,761
♫ I gotta have faith, faith, faith
590
01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:10,183
♫ Got to have faith
591
01:02:10,351 --> 01:02:14,896
♫ Before this river becomes an ocean
592
01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:18,400
♫ Before you throw my heart back on the floor
593
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:22,195
♫ Oh, oh, baby, I reconsider
594
01:02:22,363 --> 01:02:24,656
♫ My foolish notion
595
01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:29,745
♫ Well, I need someone to hold me
But I'll wait for something more
596
01:02:31,622 --> 01:02:35,959
♫ 'Cause I gotta have faith
I gotta have faith
597
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:42,090
♫ 'Cause I gotta have faith, faith, faith
I gotta have faith, faith, faith ♫
598
01:02:42,258 --> 01:02:46,845
Then I realised
my Cadillac had been stolen.
599
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:52,601
The police couldn't have cared less.
They said my insurance would take care of it.
600
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:56,813
Frankly, I was getting sick of the colour,
you know.
601
01:02:56,981 --> 01:03:01,902
I'm gonna ask you one more time, Richard.
Kindly remove your sunglasses.
602
01:03:08,242 --> 01:03:13,955
- Then why don't you tell us about school?
- Mm. Tell us about school.
603
01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:20,670
- Ciggie.
- Oh, don't smoke!
604
01:03:20,838 --> 01:03:24,716
You're not allowed to smoke here, I don't think.
605
01:03:25,301 --> 01:03:27,385
My name is not Richard.
606
01:03:30,389 --> 01:03:32,599
- Well, then, what is it?
- Dick.
607
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:36,728
- What?
- Dick! You heard me. Dick.
608
01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:41,483
No, your name is Richard.
609
01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:44,277
Sorry, it's Dick.
610
01:03:49,116 --> 01:03:52,953
Then... Dick... how is school?
611
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,330
It sucks co-o-o-ck!
612
01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:07,050
- Yeah, it does.
- And what classes are you taking, Dick?
613
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:16,059
Gang Bang 101, Freebase tutorial,
and Oral Sex Workshop.
614
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:27,237
- How are you liking that, Dick?
- Mmm, mmm!
615
01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:32,367
Yeah! Mmmm!
616
01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,495
How do you like that?
617
01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:43,670
- What has happened to you?
- What do you mean? What do YOU think?
618
01:04:43,838 --> 01:04:48,967
- I can see what that school has done.
- Maybe Paul and I should go...
619
01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:52,220
- No! No, no!
- No?
620
01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:55,974
- If anyone's going to leave, it's Richard.
- It's Dick!
621
01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,643
- All right, leave the table now, Richard.
- Why?!
622
01:04:58,811 --> 01:05:00,979
Wh-h-h-h-hy?
623
01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:04,149
I am asking you to leave the table now.
624
01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:06,735
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
625
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:10,530
I will not leave the table, no! No!
626
01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:13,199
Leave the table!
627
01:05:13,367 --> 01:05:17,203
Well, fuck yo-o-o-o-o-u!
628
01:05:17,371 --> 01:05:21,249
And fuck you and fuck you, pretty boy!
629
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:25,211
And fuck you all very much!
630
01:05:25,379 --> 01:05:27,464
I'm outta here.
631
01:05:29,216 --> 01:05:31,301
Have a good one!
632
01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:44,022
Ahem.
633
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,232
Oh, everything's fine now.
634
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,485
I-I'm really terribly sorry.
635
01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:50,737
- Are you sure?
- Oh, positive.
636
01:05:50,905 --> 01:05:53,073
- My son isn't well.
- Yeah.
637
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:59,704
He's, well, not well. He's been under
a lot of stress with midterms starting.
638
01:05:59,872 --> 01:06:04,167
I would like another Vodka... Collins.
Eve, would you like anything?
639
01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:10,256
- Yes... uh... Well, I mean no, no.
- Oh, go ahead.
640
01:06:10,424 --> 01:06:13,843
- Well...
- Get her another one. Please.
641
01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:16,680
- Thank you, Paul.
- Sure, Mom.
642
01:06:21,268 --> 01:06:25,438
You know... I think my next car..
643
01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:28,733
- ..Is going to be blue.
- Mmm!
644
01:06:28,901 --> 01:06:32,904
Blue. A very dark blue.
What do you think, Paul?
645
01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:37,575
Blue.
646
01:06:48,045 --> 01:06:52,424
♫ Baby girl, where you at?
Got no strings, got men attached
647
01:06:52,591 --> 01:06:55,719
♫ Can't stop that feeling for long, no
648
01:06:56,762 --> 01:07:00,932
♫ You're makin' dogs wanna beg
Breaking them off your fancy legs
649
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:05,437
♫ But they make you feel right at home now
650
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:10,817
♫ All these illusions just take us too long
651
01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:13,903
♫ And I want it bad
652
01:07:14,071 --> 01:07:17,407
♫ Because you walk pretty, because
you talk pretty, 'cause you make me sick
653
01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:21,870
♫ And I'm not leaving till you're leaving
654
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,456
♫ Oh, I swear there's something
when she's pumping
655
01:07:24,623 --> 01:07:26,124
♫ Asking for a raise
656
01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:29,377
♫ But she told me to carry her home...
657
01:07:36,343 --> 01:07:39,179
Those are grown in shit.
658
01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:53,193
- Thank God you're still dealing.
- Where's Lauren?
659
01:07:54,278 --> 01:07:58,531
She's out of town.
Do you have a thing for her?
660
01:08:00,951 --> 01:08:06,790
She won't put out. You know that. She's got
this little boyfriend she's saving herself for.
661
01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:11,961
- You're wasting time and wasting money.
- She's got a boyfriend?
662
01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:19,594
♫ All these intrusions just take us too long
and I want you so bad
663
01:08:20,387 --> 01:08:24,265
♫ Because you walk city, because you talk city,
'cause you make me sick... ♫
664
01:08:24,433 --> 01:08:28,812
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
665
01:08:44,286 --> 01:08:46,830
Hi, Sean.
666
01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:04,389
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
667
01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:06,641
Disillusionment strikes.
668
01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:11,229
After all my pining for Lauren,
this, her room-mate.
669
01:09:12,064 --> 01:09:14,566
Inevitable conclusion.
670
01:09:14,733 --> 01:09:17,569
It's like bad poetry. And then what?
671
01:09:17,736 --> 01:09:21,030
- Ohh, God!
- I'm still hard so I keep on going.
672
01:09:21,198 --> 01:09:25,410
She's groaning now. Humping up, down, up.
673
01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:27,662
Is it ever gonna end?
674
01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:30,081
I should never have done this.
675
01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:32,917
- I should have kept it innocent.
- God!
676
01:09:33,085 --> 01:09:37,255
- Oh, yeah!
- I put my hand over her mouth.
677
01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:40,341
She comes, licking my palm, snorting.
678
01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:43,678
It's over.
679
01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:45,597
Kleenex.
680
01:10:12,249 --> 01:10:15,543
What's wrong? I told you I came.
681
01:10:21,425 --> 01:10:23,718
I was born in a Holiday Inn.
682
01:10:24,553 --> 01:10:29,474
Never 'shroom again. Gets you in trouble.
683
01:10:34,271 --> 01:10:37,815
This is my last letter
because I'll never have you.
684
01:10:37,983 --> 01:10:42,153
I stood and watched you go off with her.
She's so beneath you.
685
01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:48,785
You probably did it to hurt me. It worked,
you hurt me. There's nothing else I can do.
686
01:10:48,953 --> 01:10:52,497
There won't be any more notes.
It's last call.
687
01:10:59,171 --> 01:11:02,715
♫ No, I can't forget this evening
688
01:11:02,883 --> 01:11:06,594
♫ Or your face as you were leaving
689
01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:13,768
♫ But I guess that's just the way the story goes
690
01:11:13,936 --> 01:11:21,734
♫ You always smile,
but in your eyes your sorrow shows
691
01:11:21,902 --> 01:11:26,072
♫ Yes, it sho-ows
692
01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:33,037
♫ No, I can't forget tomorrow
693
01:11:33,205 --> 01:11:37,166
♫ When I think of all my sorrow
694
01:11:37,334 --> 01:11:44,090
♫ When I had you there, but then I let you go
695
01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:51,306
♫ And now it's only fair that I should let you know
696
01:11:51,473 --> 01:11:58,563
♫ What you should know
697
01:11:59,606 --> 01:12:03,443
♫ I can't live
698
01:12:03,610 --> 01:12:06,821
♫ If living is without you
699
01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:10,533
♫ I can't live
700
01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:14,162
♫ I can't give any more
701
01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:18,249
♫ I can't live
702
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,711
♫ If living is without you
703
01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:25,131
♫ I can't give
704
01:12:25,299 --> 01:12:30,428
♫ I can't give any more
705
01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:33,973
♫ Well, I can't forget this evening
706
01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:37,685
♫ Or your face as you were leaving
707
01:12:37,853 --> 01:12:44,484
♫ But I guess that's just the way the story goes
708
01:12:44,651 --> 01:12:52,992
♫ You always smile,
but in your eyes your sorrow shows...
709
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:04,170
♫ I can't live
710
01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:07,465
♫ If living is without you
711
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:10,760
♫ I can't give
712
01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:14,639
♫ I can't give any more
713
01:13:14,807 --> 01:13:18,643
♫ I can't live
714
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:22,105
♫ If living is without you
715
01:13:22,272 --> 01:13:24,857
♫ l can't give... ♫
716
01:14:41,059 --> 01:14:44,979
I only did it with her
because I'm in love with you.
717
01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:45,182
Lauren, I love you.
718
01:16:47,644 --> 01:16:49,186
Lauren...
719
01:16:51,857 --> 01:16:53,524
- Lauren...
- Leave!
720
01:16:53,692 --> 01:16:59,322
Since when does fucking somebody else
mean I'm not faithful to you?! Lauren...
721
01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:06,704
She's not ever gonna want to see you again.
722
01:17:14,504 --> 01:17:18,132
Face it... you are fucked up.
723
01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:20,986
- Hello?
- Hello?
724
01:18:21,154 --> 01:18:23,072
- Hello?
- Bertrand?
725
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,409
- Bertrand's not in.
- This is Jean-Jacques. Hello?
726
01:18:31,289 --> 01:18:38,170
♫ La la la la la
la la-la la la la, la la la la-la la la...
727
01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:05,865
Lauren.
728
01:19:16,042 --> 01:19:17,585
Ahhh!
729
01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:24,091
Fuck! Fuck!
730
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:37,146
Dammit!
731
01:19:46,490 --> 01:19:54,413
♫ ..You'll find that you've been
sent to hell! La la la la-la la la la la-la la... ♫
732
01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:28,447
- Results are evident.
- Order your bottle of Longitude now.
733
01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:35,996
Call 1-800-518-3492. Imagine the look
on her face if you were much larger.
734
01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:40,960
Call now, 1-800-518-3492,
or visit them online at longitudecapsules.com.
735
01:20:41,127 --> 01:20:44,255
- Typical!
- ♫ WTNE!
736
01:20:44,422 --> 01:20:46,590
- ♫ Ready!
- ♫ For music! ♫
737
01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:58,978
♫ I could be wrong
738
01:20:59,145 --> 01:21:01,730
♫ I could be right
739
01:21:06,903 --> 01:21:09,572
♫ I could be wrong
740
01:21:12,492 --> 01:21:17,788
♫ I could be wrong, I could be right
I could be black, I could be white
741
01:21:17,956 --> 01:21:23,627
♫ I could be right, I could be wrong
I could be white, I could be black
742
01:21:23,795 --> 01:21:29,800
♫ Your time has come, your second skin
The cost so high, the gain so low...
743
01:21:32,512 --> 01:21:34,388
Sean?
744
01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:40,102
♫ May the road rise with you
May the road rise with you
745
01:21:40,270 --> 01:21:46,942
♫ May the road rise with you
May the road rise with you...
746
01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:50,863
Gotcha!
747
01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:54,825
You're so sad.
748
01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:57,036
Sean, you're sick.
749
01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:03,250
Hey... wait a minute! What...
750
01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:11,175
♫ I could be wrong, I could be right
751
01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:27,274
♫ I could be wrong, I could be right
I could be black, l could be white... ♫
752
01:22:37,077 --> 01:22:42,289
Took a charter flight to London. Took a cab
to the city centre. Hostels are pretty ugly.
753
01:22:42,457 --> 01:22:46,752
I'm staying at Home House,
the most beautiful hotel in the world.
754
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:52,967
A couple of Brits take me to Camden Street,
I flirt at Virgin, then follow girls with pink hair.
755
01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:56,220
I wandered around trying to get laid
until it started to rain.
756
01:22:56,388 --> 01:23:01,850
I go to Rem Forum, but it's gay night.
I find the one hetero girl in the place.
757
01:23:02,018 --> 01:23:04,937
At Home House,
I strip her clothes off and we fuck.
758
01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:10,526
Met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold,
wrote my mom a postcard I never sent.
759
01:23:10,694 --> 01:23:15,489
Bought some speed, smoked a lot of hash
that had too much tobacco in it.
760
01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:20,786
Saw the Tate, Big Ben, ate weird English
food. It rained a lot so I quit for Amsterdam.
761
01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:23,664
The Dutch know English, which was a relief.
762
01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:28,043
I cruise the Red Light District,
visit a sex show, smoke a lot of hash.
763
01:23:28,211 --> 01:23:33,674
Meet a Dutch actress, we drink absinthe
at a bar called Absinthe. Museums were cool.
764
01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:36,343
Bought a lot of pastries, ate waffles.
765
01:23:36,511 --> 01:23:41,807
Bought some coke, met some blonde that
reminds me of Lara, gave her 100 guilders.
766
01:23:41,975 --> 01:23:45,310
I come between her tits
even though I'm wearing a rubber.
767
01:23:45,478 --> 01:23:50,315
Afterwards we talked about AIDS.
I wake to the sound of a wino singing.
768
01:23:50,483 --> 01:23:55,070
I pretend to ice skate around Centraal
Station. Trade songs with a Kiwi girl.
769
01:23:55,238 --> 01:23:59,825
Then split for Paris by train.
I climb the Eiffel Tower for only 7 francs.
770
01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:03,704
Went to a Ford Model party,
hooked up with a Romanian model.
771
01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:09,001
She chugs my cock, which is good.
Went shopping. I think she gave me mono.
772
01:24:09,169 --> 01:24:12,796
Drove a Ferrari, made out with a Dutch model.
773
01:24:12,964 --> 01:24:15,758
Almost became roadkill crossing the street.
774
01:24:15,925 --> 01:24:22,097
Oakie invites me to Dublin so l catch
a flight. He lets me spin discs with him.
775
01:24:22,265 --> 01:24:28,187
Irish girls are as small as leprechauns.
One strips for me in the bathroom of a club.
776
01:24:28,354 --> 01:24:31,148
I steal some stout at the Guinness factory.
777
01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:35,277
I fly to Barcelona.
Too many fat American students.
778
01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:38,572
Dropped acid at the Sagrada Familia,
which was a trip.
779
01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:41,742
Cruised up the coast, but had no more acid.
780
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:45,370
Some girl rings me
so I let her listen to the church bells.
781
01:24:45,538 --> 01:24:50,125
It was beautiful, but there are no girls there
so I went to Switzerland.
782
01:24:50,293 --> 01:24:53,587
Took the Glacier Express,
which was beautiful.
783
01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:58,509
Euro Pass to Venice, where I met a hot girl
who speaks better English than I do.
784
01:24:58,676 --> 01:25:00,552
She's living on $5 a day.
785
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:05,557
My hotel room costs more for one night
than she's spending her entire trip.
786
01:25:05,725 --> 01:25:09,686
I ditch her and hook up with a couple
who want a threesome.
787
01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:13,065
Too much tension,
but they offer to drive me to Rome.
788
01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:18,237
Traffic is bad. The wife turns out to be
a freak, the guy starts to wig out on me.
789
01:25:18,404 --> 01:25:23,700
We stop in Florence, a bomb goes off
and I lose the weird couple.
790
01:25:23,868 --> 01:25:27,079
Ended up in Rome. Just like LA, but with ruins.
791
01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:32,835
I went to the Vatican, stood for two hours
to get into the Sistine Chapel, which looks fake.
792
01:25:33,002 --> 01:25:38,048
I meet two underage Italian girls who I try
to talk into fucking each other while I jack off.
793
01:25:38,216 --> 01:25:42,845
I work out. I meet some guy who says
he knows me. He's a fag so I lose him.
794
01:25:43,012 --> 01:25:47,641
I try to fart and instead shit my pants.
Back in my hotel room, I masturbate.
795
01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:52,980
That night I dream about a beautiful girl
half in water, stretching her lean body.
796
01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:56,275
I wake well rested
and masturbate in the shower.
797
01:25:56,442 --> 01:25:59,570
I go back to London
and hang out in Piccadilly Circus.
798
01:25:59,737 --> 01:26:03,949
I swap shirts with a Cambridge chick.
Hers was an Agnès B, mine a Chanel.
799
01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:08,453
She acts prudish, but is really wild.
She barely looks at my abs.
800
01:26:08,621 --> 01:26:11,790
I drop some acid and get lost in the subway.
801
01:26:11,958 --> 01:26:15,919
I meet a girl who lets me jack off on her
as long as no come gets on her coat.
802
01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:21,383
We get stoned listening to Michael Jackson
and next morning I wake up talking to myself.
803
01:26:21,551 --> 01:26:27,472
I barely make my plane back to the US.
I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.
804
01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:37,191
- Then I ended up back here.
- I am so there when school is out!
805
01:26:37,358 --> 01:26:40,194
- You don't even know!
- No, I do know.
806
01:26:40,361 --> 01:26:44,531
You don't know until you do know
and you have to go there to know.
807
01:26:44,699 --> 01:26:49,286
- Still fucking that girl from Hawaii? Page?
- No, I gave up on that shit.
808
01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:54,458
She had issues. I moved on to this chick
named Candice. She's great.
809
01:26:54,626 --> 01:26:58,921
- Does she fuck like a racehorse?
- Yeah! You know it, brother!
810
01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:02,925
- I met a girl.
- Did you score some hot poon?
811
01:27:03,092 --> 01:27:05,177
It's not about that.
812
01:27:06,387 --> 01:27:11,600
No, it's about...
It's about good times and cuddling up
813
01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:18,273
She's a fag hag, right? It's cool
because they're fun and they like to dance!
814
01:27:18,441 --> 01:27:20,859
I tell you, Victor,
815
01:27:21,027 --> 01:27:23,612
I think I'm in love with this girl.
816
01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:27,658
She's sweet... she's pure... she's innocent.
817
01:27:29,953 --> 01:27:31,828
She's a virgin.
818
01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:38,543
- How young is she?
- Is she out of the car seat onto my meat?
819
01:27:38,711 --> 01:27:45,175
If she's bleedin', I'm breedin'!
If there's grass in the field... play ball!
820
01:27:45,343 --> 01:27:48,512
- Old enough to pee, old enough for me!
- Yeah.
821
01:27:52,892 --> 01:27:56,019
- Ow!
- Bateman. Bateman, what's up, man?
822
01:27:56,562 --> 01:27:59,106
You got any Tutankhamen?
823
01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:09,241
- How much do you want?
- Three grams.
824
01:28:09,409 --> 01:28:11,368
300 up front.
825
01:28:16,207 --> 01:28:19,126
- I don't fucking trust you.
- Tough shit.
826
01:28:21,045 --> 01:28:24,381
- Well, take Mitchell with you, then.
- What?!
827
01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:28,093
All right. We take your car and I drive.
828
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,220
I... I...
829
01:28:36,769 --> 01:28:40,230
- Go with him, bitch.
- Fucker. Ow!
830
01:28:40,398 --> 01:28:43,317
I want change. Bring Daddy back change.
831
01:28:49,532 --> 01:28:52,409
Hey, keep your eyes on the road!
832
01:28:55,705 --> 01:28:59,374
- Bitchin' ride! You pick the colour?
- Yeah. Don't crash it.
833
01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:02,627
I didn't realise it came in banana.
834
01:29:04,505 --> 01:29:07,299
- Relax.
- Oh, right, relax
835
01:29:07,884 --> 01:29:12,179
While my car is used to run a drug deal,
I'll just relax
836
01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:15,682
I don't give a fuck if we do this deal or not,
837
01:29:15,850 --> 01:29:19,686
but your girlfriend needs her nose candy
or she won't fuck you.
838
01:29:19,854 --> 01:29:25,692
I have my terms and, if you don't live up to them,
you get no pussy. Deal with it.
839
01:29:30,239 --> 01:29:34,201
- Here.
- Uh... it looks kinda dark.
840
01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:38,330
- Maybe nobody's home.
- Rupert doesn't leave home.
841
01:29:43,461 --> 01:29:46,588
- I'm gonna wait in the car.
- Rupert's cool.
842
01:29:46,756 --> 01:29:51,551
- I-I don't wanna go in.
- Just come in. Let's get this over with.
843
01:30:05,608 --> 01:30:10,821
Who that? Blouse and skirt!
Sean, are you that man?
844
01:30:10,988 --> 01:30:15,867
Just the man we're looking to see tonight.
Come in out of the cold, man.
845
01:30:17,203 --> 01:30:20,330
Sean, Sean, Sean, welcome, bubba.
846
01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:26,294
You college boys look nice and sweet and sexy!
847
01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:29,047
Rupert's in the kitchen.
848
01:30:35,012 --> 01:30:38,515
Rupert... extra chicken in the coop.
849
01:30:42,353 --> 01:30:48,108
- Sean, who's your friend?
- This is Mitch.
850
01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:50,652
- Mitch.
- Hi.
851
01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:53,989
- You a cop, Mitch?
- No.
852
01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:58,326
- Does he look like a cop?
- How the fuck should I know?!
853
01:30:58,494 --> 01:31:03,039
Unless he's got a crack pipe,
I gotta assume he's "21 Jump Street".
854
01:31:03,207 --> 01:31:06,918
I'm not "21 Jump Street", whatever that is.
855
01:31:07,086 --> 01:31:11,756
It's where Richard Grieco and Johnny Depp
got their start, man!
856
01:31:12,633 --> 01:31:17,429
- You can bet the boy is not a cop, man.
- Obviously.
857
01:31:19,223 --> 01:31:23,059
- What can I do you boys for?
- Came by for some stuff.
858
01:31:23,227 --> 01:31:26,730
Did you, now?
Where's my money, goddammit, Bateman?
859
01:31:29,192 --> 01:31:34,196
Don't act crazy. Me and Mitch just came by
to pick up a couple of grams.
860
01:31:34,363 --> 01:31:36,490
What the fuck's this, huh?
861
01:31:38,367 --> 01:31:44,289
$300? You owe me $3,000, asshole!
Where's my fucking money?
862
01:31:44,457 --> 01:31:48,502
- Oh, hey, wait a minute, wait.
- I-I'm gonna wait in the car.
863
01:31:48,669 --> 01:31:52,547
- Wait...
- For what?! You owe me fucking money!
864
01:31:52,715 --> 01:31:54,549
Listen...
865
01:31:55,718 --> 01:31:57,594
..he's got it.
866
01:31:57,762 --> 01:32:01,681
I don't know what's going on!
I came for some blow, man!
867
01:32:01,849 --> 01:32:05,685
- Give Rupert his money.
- What the fuck are you talking about?!
868
01:32:05,853 --> 01:32:09,022
- Give Rupert his money!
- I'll wait in the fucking car!
869
01:32:09,190 --> 01:32:13,693
- Hey, boy, don't better fuck with us!
- This is absolute shit!
870
01:32:13,861 --> 01:32:17,906
I-I don't know what you're talking about!
No, wait, this guy...
871
01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:21,284
Do... Do you really have it, huh?
872
01:32:21,452 --> 01:32:24,579
- I don't... This guy...
- You owe me some fucking money!
873
01:32:24,747 --> 01:32:27,707
- Would you fucking tell him?!
- OK.
874
01:32:28,292 --> 01:32:30,794
He doesn't have it.
875
01:32:34,173 --> 01:32:37,842
- What you got for me? You got something.
- I have this.
876
01:32:49,897 --> 01:32:51,898
Back the fuck off!
877
01:33:10,126 --> 01:33:14,087
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
- Let me in! I have the keys! Let me in!
878
01:33:22,179 --> 01:33:23,555
Fuck!
879
01:33:26,767 --> 01:33:28,560
Are you crazy?!
880
01:33:29,854 --> 01:33:31,813
Define crazy.
881
01:33:49,582 --> 01:33:53,835
- Wasn't that fun?
- Fuck you! You're a fucking asshole!
882
01:33:54,003 --> 01:33:58,923
- Why don't you do something about it?
- Get out of my car! Gimme my key!
883
01:33:59,091 --> 01:34:02,719
Come on, come on. I know you want to.
884
01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:09,768
Fuck you! Just get outta my fucking car!
Get outta my fucking car, you piece of shit!
885
01:34:10,853 --> 01:34:12,729
- Get out!
- Yahhhhhhhhhh!
886
01:34:12,897 --> 01:34:15,106
Get outta my car!
887
01:34:15,274 --> 01:34:17,359
Fucking asshole!
888
01:34:22,823 --> 01:34:25,116
Mitchell... you're a pussy.
889
01:34:26,369 --> 01:34:28,453
Asshole!
890
01:34:28,621 --> 01:34:30,705
Fucking spit in my car!
891
01:34:31,999 --> 01:34:33,458
Fuck!
892
01:34:51,310 --> 01:34:56,856
♫ I don't know how to speak to you,
I don't know how... ♫
893
01:34:58,651 --> 01:35:00,193
What?!
894
01:35:00,361 --> 01:35:02,070
Ooh!
895
01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:05,573
I have good news.
896
01:35:05,741 --> 01:35:09,035
- What?
- Victor's back from Europe.
897
01:35:15,418 --> 01:35:16,960
Really?
898
01:35:19,547 --> 01:35:21,715
Really?! Shit!
899
01:35:22,883 --> 01:35:24,968
Lauren. Wait.
900
01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:30,807
- Hey, wait, Lauren.
- Oh, my God!
901
01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:33,685
- Can't we talk?
- No!
902
01:35:34,395 --> 01:35:38,022
Lauren, don't walk... Hey!
903
01:35:39,483 --> 01:35:43,862
I really did try to kill myself... just before I faked it.
904
01:35:47,116 --> 01:35:49,617
Wow. Sean, it's over.
905
01:35:49,785 --> 01:35:53,955
- No, it's not!
- Yeah, it is. I'm in love with somebody else.
906
01:35:54,915 --> 01:35:58,960
- Who?
- Victor. It's none of your fucking business!
907
01:36:00,087 --> 01:36:02,172
Fucking... Fucking Victor?
908
01:36:03,132 --> 01:36:04,674
Yeah.
909
01:36:08,679 --> 01:36:12,098
Then why the fuck are you writing me letters?
910
01:36:14,226 --> 01:36:15,769
Wow.
911
01:36:18,147 --> 01:36:21,483
Deal with it, Sean, it's over. Rock 'n' roll.
912
01:36:24,445 --> 01:36:27,280
Lauren, I wanna know you.
913
01:36:28,365 --> 01:36:34,412
What does that mean, know me? Know me.
Nobody knows anyone else ever!
914
01:36:35,456 --> 01:36:37,999
You will never ever know me.
915
01:37:22,628 --> 01:37:24,420
Oh, shit!
916
01:37:37,935 --> 01:37:42,272
You do not know what a drag it is
to see you right now!
917
01:37:42,439 --> 01:37:44,607
Um... um...
918
01:37:49,488 --> 01:37:51,281
Yeah... um...
919
01:37:53,075 --> 01:37:55,910
Yeah, you smell really good, but I...
920
01:37:56,787 --> 01:37:59,038
..I don't know who you are.
921
01:37:59,206 --> 01:38:02,917
- Victor, shut up, it's me.
- Oh... of course.
922
01:38:03,085 --> 01:38:06,004
How are... y-you?
923
01:38:06,171 --> 01:38:10,592
How long have you been here?
Why haven't you called?
924
01:38:14,972 --> 01:38:21,019
This is embarrassing. I'm sorry, I don't have
the slightest idea who you are right now.
925
01:38:23,355 --> 01:38:26,441
Really, it's... it's totally blank. I... I...
926
01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:32,655
- Yeah, it is.
- Should I know you?
927
01:38:40,873 --> 01:38:42,957
It's great seeing you, really.
928
01:39:32,174 --> 01:39:35,635
Looks like it's gonna be a cold one.
929
01:39:40,641 --> 01:39:45,853
You know, I find myself talking to you
when you're not even around.
930
01:39:46,021 --> 01:39:50,692
- Just... carrying on conversations.
- I wish you wouldn't tell me shit like that.
931
01:39:52,152 --> 01:39:55,697
- But, Sean, I don't...
- I don't wanna be with you.
932
01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:01,661
What do you mean? No, I just...
933
01:40:03,122 --> 01:40:06,249
..wanna know you, I just wanna who you are.
934
01:40:07,793 --> 01:40:09,919
No one'll ever know anyone.
935
01:40:11,964 --> 01:40:16,759
- You're not ever gonna know me.
- What the hell does that mean?
936
01:40:18,053 --> 01:40:23,558
It means, Paul, you're not ever gonna know me.
937
01:40:25,019 --> 01:40:27,562
Figure it out. Deal with it.
938
01:40:31,191 --> 01:40:33,276
Fuck you, Bateman.
939
01:40:35,279 --> 01:40:37,363
Fuck you, Bateman!
940
01:40:40,534 --> 01:40:51,044
Fuck you!
941
01:41:44,014 --> 01:41:46,849
Welcome to Buford T Pusser County.
942
01:41:54,191 --> 01:41:58,069
You wanna fuck with me? I'll show you fucking!
943
01:41:59,363 --> 01:42:03,699
- Bust my arm up, motherfucker!
- You hear what Guest said?!
944
01:42:03,867 --> 01:42:09,622
- I have your money! My brother wired it!
- You got the money? It was that easy?!
945
01:42:09,790 --> 01:42:12,625
Fuck you, motherfucker!
946
01:44:10,827 --> 01:44:12,954
How are you, Miss Hynde?
947
01:44:14,206 --> 01:44:15,665
OK.
948
01:44:17,125 --> 01:44:20,044
How have you been... Mr Denton?
949
01:44:21,171 --> 01:44:22,546
OK.
950
01:44:49,658 --> 01:44:52,118
He really likes you.
951
01:44:52,286 --> 01:44:54,161
That's great.
952
01:44:57,708 --> 01:45:02,336
- Listen, were you putting notes in his box?
- Whose box?
953
01:45:05,590 --> 01:45:08,718
I thought you were putting notes in his box.
954
01:45:09,594 --> 01:45:11,679
Purple ones. Love letters.
955
01:45:12,639 --> 01:45:15,558
No, I didn't put notes into anybody's box.
956
01:45:16,810 --> 01:45:18,686
You didn't?
957
01:45:19,646 --> 01:45:21,731
Wrong person.
958
01:45:22,357 --> 01:45:24,233
Wasn't me.
959
01:45:27,571 --> 01:45:31,907
- Then there's someone else.
- Doesn't matter, anyway.
960
01:45:32,075 --> 01:45:34,160
Not to people like him.
961
01:45:40,751 --> 01:45:42,835
Not to people like us.
962
01:46:19,873 --> 01:46:23,459
I started driving faster
as I left the college behind.
963
01:46:23,627 --> 01:46:28,130
I didn't know where I was going.
Someplace unoccupied, I hoped.
964
01:46:28,298 --> 01:46:31,634
I thought there were things about her
I'd never forget,
965
01:46:31,802 --> 01:46:34,970
but in the end, all l could think about was...
966
01:46:37,974 --> 01:46:41,977
♫ We'll be together again
967
01:46:42,145 --> 01:46:45,773
♫ I've been waiting for a long time
968
01:46:45,941 --> 01:46:49,777
♫ We're gonna be,
we're gonna be together again
969
01:46:49,945 --> 01:46:54,073
♫ I've been connected to the right line
970
01:46:54,241 --> 01:46:59,870
♫ We'll be together
and nobody ain't never gonna disconnect us
971
01:47:00,038 --> 01:47:03,916
♫ Or ever separate us
or say to us you've got to
972
01:47:04,084 --> 01:47:08,963
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are
before you go too far
973
01:47:09,131 --> 01:47:11,924
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
974
01:47:12,092 --> 01:47:17,096
♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look,
get hung up on a hook
975
01:47:17,264 --> 01:47:21,434
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
976
01:47:25,939 --> 01:47:30,109
♫ We'll be together again
977
01:47:30,277 --> 01:47:33,821
♫ I've been waiting for a long time
978
01:47:33,989 --> 01:47:37,867
♫ We're gonna be,
we're gonna be together again
979
01:47:38,034 --> 01:47:41,954
♫ I've been connected to the right line
980
01:47:42,122 --> 01:47:47,835
♫ We'll be together
and nobody ain't never gonna disconnect us
981
01:47:48,003 --> 01:47:51,964
♫ Or ever separate us
or say to us you've got to
982
01:47:52,132 --> 01:47:56,969
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are
before you go too far
983
01:47:57,137 --> 01:48:00,055
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
984
01:48:00,223 --> 01:48:05,019
♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look,
get hung up on a hook
985
01:48:05,187 --> 01:48:08,689
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
986
01:48:30,212 --> 01:48:35,841
♫ We'll be together
and nobody ain't never gonna disconnect us
987
01:48:36,009 --> 01:48:40,012
♫ Or ever separate us
or say to us you've got to
988
01:48:40,180 --> 01:48:44,975
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are
before you go too far
989
01:48:45,143 --> 01:48:48,103
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
990
01:48:48,271 --> 01:48:53,192
♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look,
get hung up on a hook
991
01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:56,070
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
992
01:48:56,238 --> 01:49:00,991
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are
before you go far
993
01:49:01,159 --> 01:49:04,078
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
994
01:49:04,246 --> 01:49:09,166
♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look,
get hung up on a hook
995
01:49:09,334 --> 01:49:12,044
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
996
01:49:12,212 --> 01:49:16,715
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are
before you go too far... ♫
997
01:49:16,967 --> 01:49:21,345
♫ WTNE for music! ♫
998
01:49:21,513 --> 01:49:27,351
♫ Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
999
01:49:27,519 --> 01:49:32,106
♫ Oooh, oooh, ooooh
1000
01:49:32,274 --> 01:49:35,109
♫ Oooh
1001
01:49:35,277 --> 01:49:38,737
♫ You are the one, you make it happen
1002
01:49:38,905 --> 01:49:42,116
♫ The things you do are totally planned
1003
01:49:42,284 --> 01:49:45,744
♫ You are the one, you're so in charge now
1004
01:49:45,912 --> 01:49:49,331
♫ You're going to make a stand, make a stand
1005
01:49:49,499 --> 01:49:52,835
♫ The way you speak when people meet you
1006
01:49:53,003 --> 01:49:56,547
♫ It makes them want to share your goal
1007
01:49:56,715 --> 01:49:59,842
♫ You're number one in every region
1008
01:50:00,010 --> 01:50:03,721
♫ You know you're in control, in control
1009
01:50:18,028 --> 01:50:21,530
♫ You are the one, you make it happen
1010
01:50:21,698 --> 01:50:25,159
♫ The things you do are totally planned
1011
01:50:25,327 --> 01:50:28,704
♫ You are the one, you're so in charge now
1012
01:50:28,872 --> 01:50:32,207
♫ You're going to make a stand, make a stand
83882
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