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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:41,020 Somewhere in the vaults of a bank in London... 2 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:44,760 is a tin dispatch box with my name on it. 3 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:49,860 It is not to be opened until 50 years after my death. 4 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:52,430 It contains certain mementos... 5 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:54,570 of my long association with a man... 6 00:00:54,610 --> 00:00:58,640 who elevated the science of deduction to an art... 7 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,580 the world's first, and, undeniably... 8 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:05,920 most famous consulting detective. 9 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:28,600 To my heirs... 10 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:30,260 In my lifetime... 11 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,390 I have recorded some sixty cases... 12 00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:35,160 demonstrating the singular gift of my friend... 13 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,730 Sherlock Holmes... 14 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:38,030 dealing with everything... 15 00:03:38,070 --> 00:03:40,510 from "The Hound of the Baskervilles"... 16 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:42,310 to his mysterious brother Mycroft... 17 00:03:42,340 --> 00:03:45,780 and the devilish Professor Moriarty. 18 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:47,710 But there were other adventures which... 19 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,680 for reasons of discretion... 20 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,980 I have decided to withhold from the public... 21 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:54,280 until this much later date. 22 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:58,230 They involve matters of a delicate and, sometimes... 23 00:03:58,260 --> 00:03:59,990 scandalous nature... 24 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:01,860 as will shortly become apparent. 25 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:07,770 It was August of 1887... 26 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,070 and we were returning from Yorkshire... 27 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:12,870 where Holmes had solved the baffling murder... 28 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:15,470 of Admiral Abernetti. 29 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:18,600 You may recall that he broke the murderer's alibi... 30 00:04:18,650 --> 00:04:21,010 by measuring the depth to which the parsley... 31 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:24,950 had sunk in the butter on a hot day. 32 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:46,430 I wish you'd give me a bit more warning... 33 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,380 when you come home unexpected. 34 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:51,710 I'd have roasted a goose, had a few flowers for you. 35 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,110 My dear Mrs. Hudson... 36 00:04:53,150 --> 00:04:56,050 criminals are as unpredictable as head colds. 37 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,980 You never quite know when you're going to catch one. 38 00:04:58,020 --> 00:04:59,890 I'll unpack your bags. 39 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,520 Here's an advance copy of "Strand Magazine." 40 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,820 They've printed "The Red-headed League." 41 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:06,160 Very impressive. 42 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:07,630 Would you like to see how I've treated it? 43 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:09,720 I can hardly wait. I'm sure I shall find out... 44 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:11,560 all sorts of fascinating things... 45 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,230 about the case that I never knew before. 46 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:15,100 Just what do you mean by that? 47 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:16,230 Oh, come now, Watson. 48 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:18,900 You must admit you have a tendency to overromanticize. 49 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:21,910 You've taken my simple exercises in logic... 50 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:24,070 and embellished them, embroidered them... 51 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:25,080 exaggerated them. 52 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:26,410 I deny the accusation. 53 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:27,940 You've described me as 6'4"... 54 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:30,580 whereas I am barely 6'1". 55 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:31,980 A bit of poetic license. 56 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:33,920 You've saddled me with this improbable costume... 57 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,550 which the public now expects me to wear. 58 00:05:35,590 --> 00:05:37,580 That is not my doing. Blame it on the illustrator. 59 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:40,250 Made me out to be a violin virtuoso. 60 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:41,280 There's an invitation... 61 00:05:41,330 --> 00:05:43,320 from the Liverpool Symphony to appear as soloist... 62 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:44,800 in "The Mendelssohn Concerto." 63 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:45,800 Really? 64 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:47,430 The fact is, I could barely hold my own... 65 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:49,990 in the pit orchestra of a second-rate music hall. 66 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,170 You're much too modest. 67 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:54,140 You have given the reader the distinct impression... 68 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:56,700 that I'm a misogynist. 69 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,800 Actually, I don't dislike women. 70 00:05:58,850 --> 00:06:01,180 I merely distrust them. 71 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:04,080 The twinkle in the eye and the arsenic in the soup. 72 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:07,380 It's those little touches that make you colorful. 73 00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:09,360 Lurid is more like it. 74 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:11,830 You've painted me as a hopeless dope addict... 75 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:15,300 just because I occasionally take a 5%% solution of cocaine. 76 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:16,630 A seven percent solution. 77 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:18,570 Five percent. 78 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,300 Don't you think I'm aware you've been diluting it... 79 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:22,500 behind my back? 80 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:25,130 As a doctor, as well as your friend... 81 00:06:25,170 --> 00:06:26,570 I strongly disapprove... 82 00:06:26,610 --> 00:06:29,440 of this insidious habit of yours. 83 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,140 My dear friend, as well as my dear doctor... 84 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:33,810 I only resort to narcotics... 85 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:36,370 when I'm suffering from acute boredom... 86 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:37,510 when there are no interesting cases... 87 00:06:37,550 --> 00:06:38,850 to engage my mind. 88 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:40,150 Look at this. 89 00:06:40,190 --> 00:06:42,820 An urgent appeal to find some missing midgets. 90 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,330 Did you say midgets? 91 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,060 Mmm, six of them. The Tumbling Piccolos... 92 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:49,120 an acrobatic act with some circus. 93 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:52,290 Disappeared between London and Bristol. 94 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:53,930 Well, don't you find that intriguing? 95 00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:55,630 Extremely so. 96 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:57,470 You see, they're not only midgets... 97 00:06:57,510 --> 00:06:59,130 but also anarchists. 98 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:00,200 Anarchists? 99 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,070 By now they have been smuggled to Vienna... 100 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:04,940 dressed as little girls in organdy pinafores. 101 00:07:04,980 --> 00:07:07,010 They are to greet the czar of all the Russias... 102 00:07:07,050 --> 00:07:08,980 when he arrives at the railway station. 103 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:11,350 They will be carrying bouquets of flowers... 104 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,220 and concealed in each bouquet... 105 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:15,350 will be a bomb with a lit fuse. 106 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:17,960 You really think so? 107 00:07:17,990 --> 00:07:19,520 Not at all. 108 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,890 The circus owner offers me five pounds for my services. 109 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:24,590 That's not even a pound a midget. 110 00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:26,290 So, obviously, he's a stingy blighter... 111 00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:27,390 and the little chaps simply ran off... 112 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,700 to join another circus. 113 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,700 It sounded so promising. 114 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:35,440 There are no great crimes anymore, Watson. 115 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,540 The criminal class has lost all enterprise... 116 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:38,740 and originality. 117 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:41,510 At best, they commit some bungling villainy... 118 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:43,250 with a motive so transparent... 119 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:45,910 that even a Scotland Yard official could see through it. 120 00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:49,980 Mrs. Hudson! 121 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:53,960 Yes? What is it? 122 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,790 What have I done now? 123 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:57,990 There is something missing from my desk. 124 00:07:58,030 --> 00:07:59,000 Missing? 125 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,000 Something very crucial. 126 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,000 What? 127 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,160 Dust! 128 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,440 You've been tidying up against my explicit orders. 129 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:08,600 Oh, look, I made sure I hadn't disturbed anything. 130 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,940 Dust, Mrs. Hudson, is an essential part... 131 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:12,450 of my filing system. 132 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,540 By the thickness of it... 133 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,070 I can date any document immediately. 134 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,980 Well, some of the dust was this thick. 135 00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:20,890 That would be... 136 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,650 March 1883. 137 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:49,980 Oh! How can you stand this? 138 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:52,820 Why don't you let me air the room out? 139 00:08:52,850 --> 00:08:54,980 Please, Mrs. Hudson, he's working on... 140 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:57,010 a definitive study of tobacco ash. 141 00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:59,720 Oh, I'm sure there's a crying need for that. 142 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,230 In our endeavors, it is sometimes vital... 143 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:04,360 to distinguish between, say, the ashes... 144 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,630 of a Macedonian cigarette and a Jamaican cigar. 145 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:11,630 So far he has classified 140 different kinds of ashes. 146 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:14,770 All of which will wind up on my rug. 147 00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:17,180 That will be enough, Mrs. Hudson. 148 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,110 All right... 149 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:23,280 if you gentlemen want to stay and suffocate. 150 00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:33,650 She's right. I am suffocating. 151 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:34,660 Oh, let me open the window. 152 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,930 Not from lack of air. From lack of activity. 153 00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:40,430 Sitting here, week after week, blowing smoke rings... 154 00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:43,700 staring through a microscope... there's no challenge in that. 155 00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:46,070 Personally, I consider it a major contribution... 156 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:48,040 to scientific criminology. 157 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,370 How I envy you your mind, Watson. 158 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:51,380 You do? 159 00:09:51,410 --> 00:09:54,910 It's placid, imperturbable, prosaic. 160 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:57,850 But my mind rebels against stagnation. 161 00:09:57,890 --> 00:10:00,450 It's like a racing engine tearing itself to pieces... 162 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:02,050 because it's not connected up... 163 00:10:02,090 --> 00:10:03,610 with the work for which it was built. 164 00:10:58,410 --> 00:10:59,440 Holmes. 165 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,220 Holmes...where's your self-control? 166 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:11,420 Fair question. 167 00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:15,420 Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 168 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,590 Thoroughly... 169 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:19,120 but this will take care of it. 170 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,670 There was nothing I could do... 171 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,740 when he went on one of his cocaine binges... 172 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:40,720 except hope and pray that some interesting case... 173 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,810 would come along to snap him out of it. 174 00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:47,550 Why are you being so stubborn, Holmes? 175 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,030 Why won't you go? 176 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:55,160 It's the final performance of the Imperial Russian Ballet. 177 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,000 The house has been sold out for months. 178 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,630 Tickets are going at a guinea apiece. 179 00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:01,670 That's precisely it. 180 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:04,140 Why should someone send us two free tickets? 181 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:05,310 Anonymously, at that. 182 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,140 Well, whoever sent them must be in great distress. 183 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:08,480 The note says... 184 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,250 "Please, you are the only man in the world who can help me." 185 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:14,380 I suspect it's some sort of plot. 186 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:16,320 You mean, somebody wants to lure us into a trap? 187 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,850 Somebody wants to kill me. 188 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:18,880 Kill you? 189 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:19,990 That's right. 190 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,150 It's a plot to bore me to death. 191 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,530 I detest ballet. 192 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:27,190 But this isn't just any ballet. 193 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,140 It's "Swan Lake." 194 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:51,950 You know, of course, Holmes... 195 00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:54,330 that swan isn't really a swan. 196 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,090 It's an enchanted princess. 197 00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,330 Mmm. 198 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,060 Fabulous woman. 199 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,570 Don't you think so, Holmes? 200 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,570 Who? 201 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,090 The great Petrova. 202 00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:51,280 Very strong arches, I must admit. 203 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,980 They say twelve men have died for her. 204 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:55,990 Really? 205 00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:57,890 Six committed suicide... 206 00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,390 four were killed in duels... 207 00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:00,830 and one fell out of the gallery... 208 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,960 of the Vienna Opera House. 209 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,490 That's only eleven. 210 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:06,760 The man who fell from the gallery... 211 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,830 landed on top of another man in the orchestra. 212 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:12,310 That makes an even dozen... 213 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:14,310 in a messy sort of way. 214 00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:34,150 Mr. Holmes. 215 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,590 Yes? 216 00:14:35,630 --> 00:14:37,430 I am Nikolai Rogozhin... 217 00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:40,260 Director General of the Imperial Russian Ballet. 218 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,600 So glad you accept invitation. 219 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,730 This is Dr. Watson. 220 00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:48,440 Nice to meet you. 221 00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:52,610 You're enjoying? 222 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:53,880 Immensely. 223 00:14:57,490 --> 00:14:59,610 Tell me, Mr. Holmes... 224 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,450 how is your health? 225 00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:02,790 My health? 226 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,490 Better consult my doctor. 227 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,190 Oh, he's in excellent shape. 228 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,890 Any insanity in your family? Diabetes? Asthma? 229 00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:14,400 Would you mind telling me what this is all about? 230 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,830 Certainly. 231 00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:19,200 Madame Petrova... 232 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,300 she has problem. 233 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:24,000 Can you be more specific? 234 00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:26,240 Certainly not. 235 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,250 Liaison with a crowned head? 236 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,480 Compromising letters? Blackmail? 237 00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:43,190 After performance... 238 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:46,390 there will be little celebration backstage... 239 00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:48,430 and Madame requests your presence. 240 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:50,270 We'd be delighted. 241 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:52,430 You are invited, also. 242 00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:04,510 Hey! 243 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,330 Ah, Mr. Holmes... 244 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,310 Madame is expecting you in her dressing room. 245 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,640 Dr. Watson, you will amuse yourself meanwhile. 246 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,040 We have vodka, caviar, girls. 247 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,100 Oh, no, thank you. 248 00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:34,140 No girls? 249 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:36,670 No caviar. It makes me break out in hives. 250 00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,020 ...Doctor Watson. 251 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:52,030 Any of your girls understand English? 252 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,030 Nyet! 253 00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:55,260 Well, now, not one single word? 254 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,670 Nyet! 255 00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,770 In that case, I don't mind telling you... 256 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:03,240 that you all have lovely pooh-poohs. 257 00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:09,950 Mr. Holmes, I must prepare you. 258 00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:12,180 This is not ordinary case. 259 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,450 It's only the extraordinary that interests me. 260 00:17:15,490 --> 00:17:16,580 Good. 261 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:21,650 Because you'll find this extra-extraordinary. 262 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,500 Madame Petrova... 263 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:34,800 ...Mr. Sherlock Holmes... 264 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:38,640 may I present Madame Petrova. 265 00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:47,580 Ochen priatna. 266 00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:52,730 Madame. 267 00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:00,830 Madame says you are shorter than she thought. 268 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:02,170 Oh, I didn't mean to be. 269 00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:08,710 Short, tall, who cares? 270 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,470 It is the brains that count. 271 00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:11,840 Well, thank you. 272 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,070 Thank you. 273 00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,450 ...Baskervilles. 274 00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:21,580 Madame is great admirer of yours. 275 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,280 She has read every story. 276 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,320 Her favorite is... 277 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,450 "Big Dog from Baskervilles." 278 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,160 I'm afraid it loses something in translation. 279 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,290 Nikolai... 280 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:38,360 Mr. Holmes, you know about fiddles? 281 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,570 What is your opinion of this? 282 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:54,880 "Antonius Stradivarius, Cremonensis... 283 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,360 "Anno 1709." 284 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,190 Well, the label is authentic. 285 00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:06,470 Judging from the shape, the color of the varnish... 286 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,200 and the tone, I would say it is a genuine Stradivarius... 287 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,400 of the best period. 288 00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:13,100 You like? 289 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,400 Oh, it's magnificent. 290 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,430 Nikolai... 291 00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,480 Here. Take it. 292 00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:24,920 Madame says it is yours. 293 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:25,920 Mine? 294 00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:28,480 For services you will render. 295 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,250 My fees as a detective are not exactly trifling... 296 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:33,390 but a Stradivarius... you're not serious. 297 00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:36,490 I am not, but Madame is. 298 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:48,270 All right... 299 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,300 I will pour vodka and explain. 300 00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:54,170 Mr. Holmes... 301 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:57,650 what you have seen tonight is last... 302 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,680 and positively final performance... 303 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,550 of Madame Petrova. 304 00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:02,560 She is retiring. 305 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:04,250 What a shame. 306 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,090 She's been dancing since she was three years old... 307 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:08,460 and after all, she is now thirty-eight. 308 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,590 I must say, she doesn't look thirty-eight. 309 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:14,030 That is because she is forty-nine. 310 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,590 So Madame has decided to leave ballet... 311 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,630 and spend life bringing up her child. 312 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:20,870 How admirable. 313 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,880 Problem is how to find father. 314 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:24,210 Oh, is he missing? 315 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,210 Correct. 316 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,580 And that's why you've called me in. 317 00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:28,050 Also correct. 318 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,050 We must have father. 319 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,950 Because without father, how could there be child? 320 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,280 Oh, I see. 321 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:37,310 The whole thing is still in the planning stage. 322 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,330 Correct again. 323 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,720 Madame would like child... 324 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,290 to be brilliant and beautiful. 325 00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:45,420 Since she is beautiful, she needs man who is brilliant. 326 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,400 Zo sdarovya! 327 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,640 What's in it? 328 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,640 What does it taste like? 329 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,670 Red pepper. 330 00:20:57,710 --> 00:20:58,870 That's what's in it. 331 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:02,510 I beg your pardon? 332 00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:04,420 Madame would like to know when you can be ready. 333 00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,080 -Ready? -To leave for Venice. 334 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,420 All the arrangements have been made. 335 00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:09,360 You will spend one week there with Madame... 336 00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:10,360 This is all very flattering... 337 00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:11,880 but surely there are other men... 338 00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:12,890 better men. 339 00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:13,890 To tell truth... 340 00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:15,560 you were not the first choice. 341 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,930 We considered Russian writer...Tolstoy. 342 00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:19,990 Oh, that's more like it. The man's a genius. 343 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,160 Too old. 344 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,040 Then we considered philosopher...Nietzsche. 345 00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:25,540 Well, absolutely first-rate mind. 346 00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:26,840 Uh-uh, too German. 347 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,270 Then we considered Tchaikovsky. 348 00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:31,280 Oh, you couldn't go wrong with Tchaikovsky. 349 00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:33,940 We could, and we did. 350 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:36,540 It was catastrophe. 351 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:37,550 Why? 352 00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:39,550 We don't know. 353 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,560 Because Tchaikovsky... 354 00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:43,750 how shall I put it? 355 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:49,130 Women...not his glass of tea. 356 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,870 Oh, pity, that. 357 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,570 Madame is very happy with her final choice. 358 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,340 Madame must not be too hasty. 359 00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:03,310 She must remember that I am an Englishman. 360 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:04,310 So? 361 00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:05,310 You know what they say about us. 362 00:22:05,350 --> 00:22:06,610 If there's one thing more deplorable... 363 00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:08,580 than our cooking, it's our lovemaking. 364 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,210 We are not the most romantic of people. 365 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,220 Perfect. 366 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,190 We don't want sentimental idiots... 367 00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:17,950 falling in love, committing suicide. 368 00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:19,790 One week in Venice with Madame... 369 00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:21,850 she goes back to St. Petersburg with baby... 370 00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:24,960 you go back to London with fiddle. 371 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,930 An equitable arrangement. 372 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,570 About my medical history... 373 00:22:31,610 --> 00:22:33,230 when you asked me, I neglected to mention... 374 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,900 one small detail. 375 00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:36,930 There is hemophilia in my family. 376 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:37,940 Huh? 377 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:40,000 We're all bleeders. 378 00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:51,220 Madame says not to worry, she will not scratch you. 379 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,160 Well, that's reassuring to know, but there... 380 00:22:56,630 --> 00:22:58,430 Madame says you talk too much. 381 00:22:58,470 --> 00:23:01,830 You find her attractive or no? 382 00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:03,840 Well, I... 383 00:23:03,870 --> 00:23:04,840 Oh, excuse me. 384 00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:07,470 What does "prokyzhynik" mean? 385 00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:10,440 It means you little devil. 386 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,240 It does? I am? Thank you. 387 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,540 I repeat question. 388 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,940 You find Madame attractive or no? 389 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,890 Oh, I find her most attractive... 390 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,590 for a woman, that is. 391 00:23:26,630 --> 00:23:28,090 Then no problem. 392 00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:30,260 Maybe a slight one. 393 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,200 You see, I am not a free man. 394 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,590 Not free? 395 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,860 But you are bachelor. 396 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:39,130 A bachelor living with another bachelor... 397 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:41,070 for the last five years. 398 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,310 Five very happy years. 399 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:50,410 What is it you are trying to tell us? 400 00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:52,510 Well, I hoped I could avoid the subject... 401 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:56,180 but some of us, through a cruel... 402 00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:57,590 caprice of Mother Nature... 403 00:23:57,630 --> 00:23:59,220 Get to point. 404 00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:01,090 The point is that Tchaikovsky... 405 00:24:01,130 --> 00:24:03,290 is not an isolated case. 406 00:24:03,330 --> 00:24:06,060 You mean you and Dr. Watson... 407 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,970 He...is your glass of tea? 408 00:24:12,010 --> 00:24:14,070 If you want to be picturesque about it. 409 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,710 ...Tchaikovsky? 410 00:24:40,670 --> 00:24:43,690 Believe me, Madame, the loss is all mine. 411 00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,530 But I would rather disappoint you now... 412 00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:49,130 than disappoint you in a gondola in Venice. 413 00:24:50,910 --> 00:24:53,940 It would have been... catastrophe! 414 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,570 Watson. 415 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,570 Watson, are you coming? 416 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,570 What is it, old boy? 417 00:25:17,610 --> 00:25:18,570 We're going home. 418 00:25:18,610 --> 00:25:22,200 Home? Not a chance. 419 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,210 Not the slightest, not the remotest chance. 420 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,410 Toodle-oo! 421 00:25:36,690 --> 00:25:37,950 Hey! 422 00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:49,520 Good luck. 423 00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:53,820 Just one moment. 424 00:27:59,630 --> 00:28:01,760 What's going on? 425 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:04,830 What happened to the girls? 426 00:28:04,870 --> 00:28:07,240 Why, do you not prefer it this way? 427 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:08,400 What way? 428 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,410 Oh, you don't have to pretend. 429 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,670 Mr. Holmes told us everything... 430 00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:14,340 about you and him. 431 00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:16,470 About me and him? 432 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,780 Come on. No need to be bashful. 433 00:28:18,820 --> 00:28:20,950 We are not bourgeois. 434 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,860 Maybe between doctors and detectives... 435 00:28:23,890 --> 00:28:25,860 is unusual, but... 436 00:28:25,890 --> 00:28:28,860 in ballet, is very usual. 437 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:30,920 What is? 438 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,730 Caprice of Mother Nature. 439 00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:38,260 Look, Cahvel and Misha... 440 00:28:38,310 --> 00:28:43,470 Boris and Demitri, and llya and Sergei. 441 00:28:43,510 --> 00:28:47,040 Sergei...half and half. 442 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:24,740 Holmes! 443 00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:33,590 Holmes! 444 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,230 There you are. 445 00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:43,430 You wretch! You rotter! 446 00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:45,030 You blackguard! 447 00:29:45,070 --> 00:29:48,560 Of all the vile, unspeakable fabrications! 448 00:29:48,610 --> 00:29:52,010 What do you have to say for yourself? 449 00:29:52,050 --> 00:29:54,340 Well, don't just sit there! 450 00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:55,540 Speak up, man! 451 00:30:04,090 --> 00:30:05,680 Holmes? 452 00:30:09,630 --> 00:30:10,930 Are you all right, Holmes? 453 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,130 Holmes? 454 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:30,250 From the sound of your footsteps... 455 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,550 I gathered that you were not in a particularly amiable mood. 456 00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:38,990 How...how could you... 457 00:30:39,030 --> 00:30:41,790 invent such a dastardly lie? 458 00:30:41,830 --> 00:30:44,200 What the deuce were you thinking of? 459 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:52,460 Watson, you have my most abject apologies. 460 00:30:52,510 --> 00:30:55,070 But have you ever been cornered by a madwoman? 461 00:30:55,110 --> 00:30:56,970 It seemed like the only way to get out of it... 462 00:30:57,010 --> 00:30:59,170 without hurting her feelings. 463 00:30:59,210 --> 00:31:00,980 And what about my feelings... 464 00:31:01,010 --> 00:31:02,640 and my reputation? 465 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,150 You realize the gravity of what you've done... 466 00:31:05,190 --> 00:31:06,380 the possible repercussions? 467 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:07,820 So there'll be a little gossip about you... 468 00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:08,910 in St. Petersburg. 469 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,080 These things spread like wildfire. 470 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,750 I can just hear those malicious whispers... 471 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,090 behind my back. 472 00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:17,760 I'll never be able to show my face in polite society. 473 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,600 And if it ever got back to my old regiment... 474 00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:24,070 you don't know the Fifth Northumberland Fusioneers. 475 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:26,330 They'll strike me off the rolls. 476 00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:28,030 They'll cut off my pension! 477 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,040 Watson, you're running amuck. 478 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,480 Dishonored, disgraced, ostracized... 479 00:31:35,650 --> 00:31:36,910 What am I to do? 480 00:31:37,780 --> 00:31:40,310 Well, for one thing, I'd get rid of that flower. 481 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:46,790 Oh, you may think this is funny... 482 00:31:46,830 --> 00:31:48,620 but we're both in the same boat. 483 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:50,860 We must take desperate measures. 484 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,030 We must stop this talk! 485 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:56,640 Maybe if we got married. 486 00:31:56,670 --> 00:31:58,900 Then they'd really talk. 487 00:32:01,510 --> 00:32:03,310 Obviously, we cannot continue... 488 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:05,310 to live under the same roof. 489 00:32:05,350 --> 00:32:07,070 We must move apart. 490 00:32:07,110 --> 00:32:08,410 Of course... 491 00:32:08,450 --> 00:32:10,580 we can still see each other clandestinely... 492 00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:12,590 on remote benches in Hyde Park... 493 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:14,450 and in the waiting rooms... 494 00:32:14,490 --> 00:32:16,960 of suburban railway stations. 495 00:32:16,990 --> 00:32:19,120 This whole thing's ridiculous. 496 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,420 We have nothing to hide. 497 00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:22,930 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 498 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,630 Let somebody start a rumor, just one ugly word. 499 00:32:25,670 --> 00:32:27,100 We'll sue them for slander. 500 00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:28,430 No one would dare. 501 00:32:28,470 --> 00:32:31,100 After all, you have an enviable record with the fair sex. 502 00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:32,110 Damn right. 503 00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:34,270 I can get women from three continents... 504 00:32:34,310 --> 00:32:35,430 to testify for me... 505 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,030 and you can get women to vouch for you, too... 506 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,440 can't you, Holmes? 507 00:32:45,820 --> 00:32:47,410 Can you, Holmes? 508 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,550 Good night, Watson. 509 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:53,820 Holmes. 510 00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:57,560 Let me ask you a question. 511 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,290 I hope I'm not being presumptuous... 512 00:33:00,330 --> 00:33:03,030 but there have been women in your life? 513 00:33:03,070 --> 00:33:05,770 The answer is yes... 514 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,770 you're being presumptuous. 515 00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:17,140 Good night. 516 00:33:19,950 --> 00:33:21,280 Holmes. 517 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,360 What indeed was his attitude towards women? 518 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,460 Was there some secret he was holding back... 519 00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:41,070 or was he just a thinking machine... 520 00:33:41,110 --> 00:33:43,370 incapable of any emotion? 521 00:33:43,410 --> 00:33:45,310 I was not to get the answer... 522 00:33:45,350 --> 00:33:47,970 until we became involved in what I considered to be... 523 00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:52,010 the most outrageous case in all our years together. 524 00:34:19,980 --> 00:34:21,640 Were you expecting someone? 525 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,880 Not at this hour. 526 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,650 Maybe Mrs. Hudson is entertaining. 527 00:34:28,690 --> 00:34:30,520 I never found her so. 528 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,790 I don't know nothing about it. 529 00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:42,060 Then I'd like to speak to the master. 530 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,260 Well, I think he's in bed. 531 00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:44,600 It's important. 532 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,040 What is it, Mrs. Hudson? 533 00:34:46,070 --> 00:34:49,130 There's a cabby here, says you owe him two and six. 534 00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:50,470 For what? 535 00:34:50,510 --> 00:34:52,140 For the fare, governor. 536 00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:54,240 The young lady don't have no money. 537 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,540 What young lady? 538 00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:56,950 This one. 539 00:35:05,530 --> 00:35:08,650 Well, what have we here? 540 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,530 Who are you, miss? 541 00:35:13,670 --> 00:35:15,230 What happened to you? 542 00:35:25,850 --> 00:35:27,340 I don't know. 543 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,210 That's all she keeps saying: 544 00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:32,180 "I don't know. I don't know." 545 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,350 Where did she come from? 546 00:35:37,390 --> 00:35:38,650 From the river. 547 00:35:38,690 --> 00:35:40,160 I was driving down the embankment... 548 00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:41,820 just below Westminster Bridge... 549 00:35:41,860 --> 00:35:45,090 and there she was in the water, drowning. 550 00:35:45,130 --> 00:35:46,930 Wasn't easy, governor... 551 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:50,990 what with the cold water and her fighting me. 552 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,970 Why did you bring her here? 553 00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:57,940 Because I found this in her hand. 554 00:35:57,980 --> 00:36:00,500 "221-B Baker Street." 555 00:36:00,550 --> 00:36:02,040 That's right, isn't it? 556 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,780 Young lady, what did you want at this address? 557 00:36:07,650 --> 00:36:09,550 I do not remember. 558 00:36:11,290 --> 00:36:13,380 Rather perplexing, wouldn't you say? 559 00:36:13,990 --> 00:36:15,550 Rather. 560 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,620 Well, gentlemen... 561 00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:19,290 you want her, it's two and six. 562 00:36:19,330 --> 00:36:21,800 Or shall I throw her back in the river? 563 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,570 Oh, Mr. Holmes, you can't let him do that. 564 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,300 Watson, you better accept delivery. 565 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:29,870 Keep the change. 566 00:36:29,910 --> 00:36:31,310 Thank you, governor. 567 00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:37,940 No extra charge for the use of the horse blanket. 568 00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:41,920 You're shivering, my dear. 569 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,920 Come along... 570 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:43,950 let me get you out of those wet clothes. 571 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,260 Sit here, my dear. 572 00:37:29,070 --> 00:37:31,630 She's suffering from shock and exposure. 573 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,520 There was some printing on the back of this... 574 00:37:45,550 --> 00:37:47,540 but it seems to have come off in the water. 575 00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:50,680 Look at this. 576 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,990 She's had a nasty blow on the head. 577 00:37:53,030 --> 00:37:55,120 Could she have hit her head when she fell... 578 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,150 or jumped into the river? 579 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,490 No. The blood had already coagulated. 580 00:38:00,530 --> 00:38:02,520 So, it would appear that she was the victim... 581 00:38:02,570 --> 00:38:04,330 of a deliberate attack. 582 00:38:04,370 --> 00:38:05,860 Get my bag, will you? 583 00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:12,840 Who are you? 584 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,110 I'm Dr. Watson... 585 00:38:15,150 --> 00:38:16,980 and this is Sherlock Holmes. 586 00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:18,810 Oh. 587 00:38:18,850 --> 00:38:21,290 Do the names mean anything to you? 588 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,120 No. 589 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,560 Think. 590 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,290 I'm trying. 591 00:38:28,330 --> 00:38:30,060 Can you think of your own name? 592 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,970 No. 593 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,090 She's obviously had a concussion... 594 00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:38,300 which often leads to temporary amnesia. 595 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,310 So, all we know... 596 00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:40,810 is that she was coshed on the head... 597 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,830 dumped into the Thames... 598 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,340 and subsequently dumped into our laps. 599 00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:46,070 We know a lot more than that. 600 00:38:46,110 --> 00:38:48,170 From her accent, we know she's foreign. 601 00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:49,980 From her ring, we know she's married. 602 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:51,810 There's one other clue we have. 603 00:38:51,850 --> 00:38:52,820 Namely? 604 00:38:52,850 --> 00:38:53,910 Something I deduced... 605 00:38:53,950 --> 00:38:55,550 when I was helping her up the stairs. 606 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,150 No corset. 607 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,160 Good work. 608 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:09,000 "La Femme Elegant." 609 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,760 Are you French? 610 00:39:12,810 --> 00:39:14,970 Vous etes francaise? 611 00:39:16,810 --> 00:39:18,300 Non. 612 00:39:18,350 --> 00:39:20,440 Je ne suis pas francaise. 613 00:39:21,410 --> 00:39:23,040 How can she say she's not French... 614 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,110 in French? 615 00:39:24,150 --> 00:39:25,980 Vous etes suisse? 616 00:39:27,090 --> 00:39:28,280 Non. 617 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,650 Alors, vous etes belge? 618 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:35,030 Je ne suis pas sur. 619 00:39:41,970 --> 00:39:45,060 Vous etes belge, de Bruxelles? 620 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,000 Bruxelles. 621 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,470 Oui. 622 00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:52,480 Je pense que oui. 623 00:39:53,450 --> 00:39:55,180 Oh, dash! 624 00:39:55,220 --> 00:39:58,650 Will someone remove this violin, please? 625 00:39:58,690 --> 00:40:00,480 We just found out she's Belgian. 626 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,610 Poor thing. 627 00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:02,810 From Brussels. 628 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,790 If you don't mind. 629 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,260 Is your name Gabrielle? 630 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,660 Gabrielle? 631 00:40:16,340 --> 00:40:18,170 I don't know. 632 00:40:19,470 --> 00:40:21,870 And your husband's name is Emile? 633 00:40:23,210 --> 00:40:24,340 Emile. 634 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:25,440 Where is he? 635 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,500 What are you doing in London? 636 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,340 I don't know. 637 00:40:29,380 --> 00:40:31,280 When did you arrive from Brussels? 638 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,940 Where are you staying? 639 00:40:32,990 --> 00:40:34,750 I don't know! 640 00:40:34,790 --> 00:40:36,720 What happened at the river? 641 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,280 Think! 642 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,920 Pensez! 643 00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:42,800 That's enough, Holmes. 644 00:40:42,830 --> 00:40:43,850 I will not permit you... 645 00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:45,360 to question her in this condition. 646 00:40:47,230 --> 00:40:48,560 Here, Mrs. Hudson. 647 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:52,100 Put her to bed, my bed. 648 00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:55,040 I'll sleep on the couch. 649 00:40:55,070 --> 00:40:56,440 Come on. 650 00:40:58,650 --> 00:41:00,240 I better give her a sleeping draught. 651 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,300 Watson, I think we should arrange... 652 00:41:01,350 --> 00:41:03,180 to have her removed to a hospital. 653 00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:04,210 Under no circumstances. 654 00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:05,720 She should have medical attention. 655 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:07,150 She can get that from me... 656 00:41:07,190 --> 00:41:09,550 but more important, she must be protected. 657 00:41:09,590 --> 00:41:11,390 There's already been one attempt on her life. 658 00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:13,920 This temporary amnesia, how temporary is it? 659 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,830 It depends on the extent of her injury. 660 00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:18,560 It's like veils shrouding her memory. 661 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,960 It could clear up in a few days... 662 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,160 or a few weeks. 663 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,260 Watson, this is a very small flat. 664 00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:25,000 We don't want to clutter it up with women. 665 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,200 Holmes, we've never had a case like this. 666 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,040 A woman comes to us with a problem. 667 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,170 We don't know who the woman is. 668 00:41:30,210 --> 00:41:31,840 We don't know what the problem is. 669 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,000 Don't you find that challenging? 670 00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:34,170 Quite... 671 00:41:34,210 --> 00:41:36,880 but we can't afford to wait for these veils to lift. 672 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,350 We must break through them as quickly as possible. 673 00:41:39,390 --> 00:41:41,080 You really feel it's that urgent? 674 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,280 I do. 675 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,250 The sooner we solve the case... 676 00:41:46,290 --> 00:41:48,090 the sooner we can get rid of her. 677 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,730 Oh. 678 00:43:24,190 --> 00:43:25,520 Emile? 679 00:43:31,830 --> 00:43:33,420 Emile. 680 00:43:37,670 --> 00:43:39,070 Emile. 681 00:43:40,870 --> 00:43:42,500 Is that you, Emile? 682 00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:49,250 Yes, Gabrielle. 683 00:43:51,050 --> 00:43:52,920 Oh, Emile. 684 00:43:52,950 --> 00:43:55,920 I thought I would never find you. 685 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,790 Oh. Oh, Emile. Hold me tight. 686 00:43:59,830 --> 00:44:03,350 It's been such a long time... 687 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,260 so many nights. 688 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,470 Do you know what I did before I left Brussels? 689 00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:10,630 What? 690 00:44:10,670 --> 00:44:13,430 I hope you're not going to be angry with me. 691 00:44:13,470 --> 00:44:16,140 I bought myself an expensive negligee. 692 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:17,700 Did you? 693 00:44:17,740 --> 00:44:23,510 A pink negligee with marabou feathers. 694 00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:26,910 Don't you think it's a little bit foolish... 695 00:44:26,950 --> 00:44:28,320 for a married woman? 696 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,320 Come on. 697 00:44:34,190 --> 00:44:35,960 Where is the negligee? 698 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,560 In my luggage. Come here. 699 00:44:40,070 --> 00:44:42,530 And where is your luggage? 700 00:44:42,570 --> 00:44:45,130 Oh, I don't know. 701 00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:49,870 Come, Emile. Come, come here. 702 00:44:49,910 --> 00:44:53,680 Please. Oh, please. Come here. 703 00:45:03,390 --> 00:45:05,410 What is it, Emile? 704 00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:07,220 What are you doing? 705 00:45:21,670 --> 00:45:23,160 Dr. Watson. 706 00:45:26,010 --> 00:45:27,980 Porridge is getting lumpy. 707 00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:29,310 Hadn't you better get up? 708 00:45:30,620 --> 00:45:33,880 I would like to very much, but... 709 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,820 Mrs. Hudson, would you mind... 710 00:45:35,860 --> 00:45:38,150 planting your knee in the small of my back? 711 00:45:38,190 --> 00:45:39,250 Yes, I would. 712 00:45:39,290 --> 00:45:41,730 Please. I'm in excruciating pain. 713 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,390 A bit higher... 714 00:45:44,430 --> 00:45:46,260 just below my seventh vertebra. 715 00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:48,270 That's good. Put your arms under mine. 716 00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:50,170 Now fold them behind my neck. 717 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,860 Now give it a good snap. 718 00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:55,200 No. No. Show no mercy. Bear down on me. 719 00:45:58,950 --> 00:46:00,500 Bless you. 720 00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:01,880 That darn couch. 721 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:05,720 Oh, you better see if our patient is awake. 722 00:46:12,990 --> 00:46:14,120 Dr. Watson... 723 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,790 she's gone. 724 00:46:16,830 --> 00:46:18,060 Gone? 725 00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:24,530 Holmes! Holmes! 726 00:46:24,570 --> 00:46:26,330 She's gone! 727 00:46:30,340 --> 00:46:32,570 Well, I never. 728 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:37,840 Mmm, I smell porridge. 729 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,650 Lumpy as usual, I suppose. 730 00:46:39,690 --> 00:46:40,670 Ah, there you are, Holmes. 731 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,310 We were just wondering how, uh... 732 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,190 We certainly were. 733 00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:45,820 Mrs. Hudson, why don't you... 734 00:46:45,860 --> 00:46:48,490 go down to the kitchen, get a towel, and wipe... 735 00:46:48,530 --> 00:46:50,620 that look of disapproval off your face. 736 00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:55,170 Liberties in my house. 737 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,000 You can't really blame her. 738 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,440 I mean, the way it looks. 739 00:46:58,470 --> 00:46:59,840 If I didn't know you better... 740 00:46:59,870 --> 00:47:02,360 I might suspect you'd taken advantage of the young lady. 741 00:47:02,410 --> 00:47:04,500 As a matter of fact, I did take advantage of her. 742 00:47:04,540 --> 00:47:06,010 Would you hand me the butter knife, please? 743 00:47:06,050 --> 00:47:07,270 Of course. 744 00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:11,270 You did what? 745 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,610 Thank you. 746 00:47:12,650 --> 00:47:14,620 Holmes, this is reprehensible. 747 00:47:14,650 --> 00:47:16,710 Where are your professional ethics? 748 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,690 Have you no sense of decency, no shame? 749 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:20,780 None whatsoever. If you must know... 750 00:47:20,830 --> 00:47:23,420 I found her body quite rewarding. 751 00:47:24,430 --> 00:47:25,690 You cad! 752 00:47:25,730 --> 00:47:29,000 Especially the palm of her right hand. 753 00:47:30,970 --> 00:47:32,770 I'd rather not hear about it. 754 00:47:32,810 --> 00:47:34,240 Very well. Then I won't bother... 755 00:47:34,270 --> 00:47:36,210 to tell you how I traced her suitcase. 756 00:47:38,510 --> 00:47:39,810 That's her suitcase? 757 00:47:39,850 --> 00:47:41,610 Remember that piece of soggy cardboard... 758 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:43,140 with our address on it? 759 00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:44,650 It was a luggage ticket. 760 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,650 The number had rubbed off on her hand. 761 00:47:46,690 --> 00:47:48,650 And since she must've arrived from Brussels... 762 00:47:48,690 --> 00:47:50,550 by the boat train, I concluded that she had... 763 00:47:50,590 --> 00:47:53,080 checked her belongings at Victoria Station. 764 00:47:53,130 --> 00:47:54,490 By Jove, if you're right... 765 00:47:54,530 --> 00:47:56,500 we should find a clue to her identity. 766 00:47:56,530 --> 00:47:59,690 Or at least a pink negligee with marabou feathers. 767 00:48:01,030 --> 00:48:02,520 Voila. 768 00:48:02,570 --> 00:48:04,590 Well, let's see. What else is in here? 769 00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:13,950 Now we're getting somewhere. 770 00:48:13,980 --> 00:48:17,110 Oh. Who do you suppose this is? 771 00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:28,190 Good morning, Madame Valladon. 772 00:48:28,230 --> 00:48:30,700 You are Gabrielle Valladon? 773 00:48:30,730 --> 00:48:31,960 Yes. 774 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,300 And this is your husband Emile Valladon. 775 00:48:34,330 --> 00:48:36,320 Yes. 776 00:48:36,370 --> 00:48:38,300 Sorry to have ransacked your valise... 777 00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:40,570 but since you came to us for help... 778 00:48:41,670 --> 00:48:43,300 Where am I? 779 00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:46,800 221-B Baker Street. 780 00:48:46,850 --> 00:48:48,040 Oh, yes. 781 00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:51,650 Which one of you is Sherlock Holmes... 782 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,020 and which is Dr. Watson? 783 00:48:53,050 --> 00:48:54,820 Dr. Watson is the handsome one. 784 00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,560 That's the way he affects most women. 785 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,330 Coffee. You want some strong coffee. 786 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,920 It's all so confusing. 787 00:49:05,970 --> 00:49:07,900 Well, let's try to sort it out. 788 00:49:09,170 --> 00:49:12,430 You came to London looking for your husband, right? 789 00:49:12,470 --> 00:49:14,770 Yes. 790 00:49:14,810 --> 00:49:16,780 He's a mining engineer. 791 00:49:16,810 --> 00:49:19,780 We were married five years ago in the Congo. 792 00:49:19,810 --> 00:49:22,280 Where your husband was working in a copper mine. 793 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:23,340 How did you know? 794 00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:25,150 Your wedding ring... it's made of copper. 795 00:49:28,620 --> 00:49:32,750 Last year, he invented a new kind of air pump... 796 00:49:32,790 --> 00:49:36,730 and was hired by an English company...Jonah, Limited. 797 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,960 Here we are. 798 00:49:39,330 --> 00:49:41,030 Jonah, Limited. Go on. 799 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,030 We've been writing to each other regularly... 800 00:49:45,070 --> 00:49:47,010 then suddenly... 801 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,480 three weeks ago, his letters stopped. 802 00:49:50,510 --> 00:49:53,640 I kept on writing, but no answer. 803 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:58,010 So, finally I decided to go to that address. 804 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,090 "32 Ashdown Street." 805 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,490 Yes. It's just an empty store... 806 00:50:06,530 --> 00:50:08,690 nobody there. 807 00:50:08,730 --> 00:50:12,460 So, I tried to find Jonah, Limited. 808 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:15,400 No such company exists. 809 00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:17,430 How decidedly odd. 810 00:50:17,470 --> 00:50:19,560 Madame Valladon, can you think of any reason... 811 00:50:19,610 --> 00:50:21,540 why your husband should've lied to you... 812 00:50:21,570 --> 00:50:23,600 about these things? 813 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,840 Emile? Never. 814 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,280 He loves me, and I love him. 815 00:50:28,310 --> 00:50:30,110 I gathered that much. 816 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,050 I went to the police. 817 00:50:34,090 --> 00:50:35,050 They said they would... 818 00:50:35,090 --> 00:50:37,520 send out a missing persons report... 819 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,350 but they didn't sound too encouraging. 820 00:50:40,390 --> 00:50:42,360 Then I went to the Belgian embassy. 821 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,360 They suggested I should consult you. 822 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,370 You could've done worse. 823 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,030 I was on my way here. 824 00:50:49,070 --> 00:50:53,000 Then suddenly there were footsteps behind me... 825 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,410 and a hand over my mouth... 826 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,340 and a smell of chloroform, and the next thing I knew... 827 00:50:59,380 --> 00:51:01,370 I was in the water. 828 00:51:01,410 --> 00:51:04,510 And then a man was wrapping me in a blanket. 829 00:51:04,550 --> 00:51:05,520 Madame Valladon... 830 00:51:05,550 --> 00:51:07,490 somebody tried to kill you last night. 831 00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,280 Do you have any idea who could've done it? 832 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,310 I don't understand any of it. 833 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,330 Oh, what does it all mean, Mr. Holmes? 834 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,830 Where is my husband? 835 00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:18,660 You must help me find him. 836 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:20,690 We'll do our best, I assure you. 837 00:51:23,870 --> 00:51:27,000 Madame Valladon, I want you to send... 838 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,530 one more letter to your husband. 839 00:51:30,540 --> 00:51:32,880 To Emile Valladon... 840 00:51:34,410 --> 00:51:36,850 Ashdown Street... what was that number? 841 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,210 Thirty-two. 842 00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:41,580 What do you want me to say in the letter? 843 00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:42,850 Nothing. 844 00:51:42,890 --> 00:51:43,860 Nothing? 845 00:51:43,890 --> 00:51:45,690 Holmes... 846 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:48,490 you're sending an empty sheet of paper... 847 00:51:48,530 --> 00:51:49,690 to an empty shop? 848 00:51:49,730 --> 00:51:51,390 That empty shop is obviously being used... 849 00:51:51,430 --> 00:51:54,020 as an accommodation address or letter drop. 850 00:51:54,070 --> 00:51:56,860 But what gets dropped must be picked up. 851 00:51:56,900 --> 00:52:00,570 The question is how and by whom... 852 00:52:00,610 --> 00:52:01,900 and why? 853 00:52:36,180 --> 00:52:37,340 Hammer. 854 00:52:38,180 --> 00:52:39,440 Chisel. 855 00:53:19,990 --> 00:53:21,280 Here. 856 00:53:24,590 --> 00:53:25,990 It's so strange to think... 857 00:53:26,030 --> 00:53:30,190 I've been writing to a place like this all these months. 858 00:53:37,570 --> 00:53:40,270 Look. Canaries. 859 00:53:41,770 --> 00:53:43,440 Suppose this could've been a pet shop? 860 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,240 Maybe. 861 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,440 Shh. 862 00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:50,580 Here comes our letter. 863 00:53:59,630 --> 00:54:01,590 Well, now we are faced with... 864 00:54:01,630 --> 00:54:04,320 the most nerve-racking part of a detective's job... 865 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,590 doing nothing...just waiting. 866 00:54:07,630 --> 00:54:09,290 -Mr. Holmes? -Mm-hmm. 867 00:54:09,340 --> 00:54:11,600 I don't know how I'm going to pay for all this. 868 00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,370 The purse with my money in it... 869 00:54:13,410 --> 00:54:15,100 is somewhere at the bottom of the Thames. 870 00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:16,170 It could be worse. 871 00:54:16,210 --> 00:54:17,540 You could be at the bottom of the Thames... 872 00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:21,100 much to your discomfort and much to my chagrin. 873 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,410 I don't understand how anybody picks up letters here. 874 00:54:25,580 --> 00:54:28,080 There's no footprints, just tracks. 875 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,390 What does it mean? 876 00:54:31,420 --> 00:54:34,390 I would surmise somebody was using ice skates... 877 00:54:34,430 --> 00:54:37,420 if it weren't for a conspicuous absence of ice. 878 00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:44,870 What do we do now? 879 00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:47,100 This way. 880 00:54:54,180 --> 00:54:55,840 Oh. 881 00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,420 Good morning, my pretties. 882 00:55:04,460 --> 00:55:07,430 Here's Mum with your breakfast. 883 00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:09,480 You think I'd forgotten you? 884 00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:16,430 Some of you will be going on a little trip soon. 885 00:55:16,470 --> 00:55:18,370 I hate to lose you... 886 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,500 but even an old woman's got to live. 887 00:55:21,540 --> 00:55:24,130 Though you might well ask why. 888 00:55:24,180 --> 00:55:26,240 Oh. Oh! 889 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:31,010 You never told me. We have a letter. 890 00:55:42,930 --> 00:55:44,090 Ooh! 891 00:55:55,510 --> 00:55:57,340 -Got it? -Yeah. All right. 892 00:55:57,380 --> 00:56:00,710 Come on, you old body. 893 00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:02,210 Right. I'll be taking them. 894 00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:04,580 Morning, duchess. 895 00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:05,640 Good morning. 896 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,410 What have you been doing with yourself? 897 00:56:07,450 --> 00:56:08,580 What do you think? 898 00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:11,390 Taking dancing lessons. 899 00:56:13,290 --> 00:56:15,760 How many do you want this time? 900 00:56:15,790 --> 00:56:16,890 Two dozen. 901 00:56:18,330 --> 00:56:21,360 What are you doing with all those canaries? 902 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,990 What's going on up there? 903 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:26,370 Now, duchess, we don't know, and we don't want to know. 904 00:56:26,410 --> 00:56:27,670 When you work for Jonah... 905 00:56:27,710 --> 00:56:30,170 it's better not to ask questions. 906 00:56:30,210 --> 00:56:31,200 Come on. 907 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,610 Six, eight, ten...get in there. 908 00:56:33,650 --> 00:56:37,340 Fourteen, seventeen...in you go. 909 00:56:37,380 --> 00:56:39,940 Twenty, twenty-four. 910 00:56:39,990 --> 00:56:42,080 How about that letter? Does that go, too? 911 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,990 No. This is going to be picked up in person. 912 00:56:48,060 --> 00:56:49,430 Go on. 913 00:56:49,460 --> 00:56:50,720 Right, you got it? 914 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:51,920 Wait. 915 00:56:52,830 --> 00:56:53,990 All right. Up. 916 00:56:54,930 --> 00:56:57,630 All right, my pretties. 917 00:56:57,670 --> 00:57:00,370 Back to sleep you go. 918 00:57:04,610 --> 00:57:06,340 Ooh! 919 00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:29,860 I really thought we were done for. 920 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:32,530 The art of concealment, my dear Watson... 921 00:57:32,570 --> 00:57:34,870 is merely a matter of being in the right place... 922 00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,370 at the right time. 923 00:57:39,410 --> 00:57:41,540 Did you hear what she said? 924 00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:43,880 You really think Emile is going to pick up... 925 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:44,880 the letter himself? 926 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,980 It certainly would simplify things, wouldn't it? 927 00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:51,420 Letter drops, wheelchairs, canaries? 928 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,220 And what was all that about Jonah? 929 00:57:55,260 --> 00:57:57,490 And what do you suppose they're doing up there? 930 00:57:57,530 --> 00:57:58,550 And where is up there? 931 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:02,730 My guess would be Scotland... Inverness, to be more precise. 932 00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:03,740 Inverness? 933 00:58:03,770 --> 00:58:07,100 Didn't you notice the paper at the bottom of their cage? 934 00:58:07,140 --> 00:58:09,130 "The Inverness Courier." 935 00:58:10,610 --> 00:58:13,410 Mr. Holmes, this letter. 936 00:58:13,450 --> 00:58:14,540 What about it? 937 00:58:15,810 --> 00:58:18,340 It is addressed to you. 938 00:58:18,380 --> 00:58:19,610 To me? 939 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,190 But that's impossible. We sent it ourselves. 940 00:58:24,220 --> 00:58:25,450 Nevertheless. 941 00:58:29,730 --> 00:58:31,290 "My dear Sherlock... 942 00:58:31,330 --> 00:58:33,990 "I expect you and Dr. Watson to join me at the club... 943 00:58:34,030 --> 00:58:36,000 "immediately upon receipt of this note. 944 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,970 "According to my calculations... 945 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,800 "that should be at 11:40 A. M. 946 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,360 "Your brother Mycroft." 947 00:58:43,410 --> 00:58:45,810 What time do you make it, Watson? 948 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,210 11:43. 949 00:58:49,250 --> 00:58:52,380 Either your watch is wrong or Mycroft has miscalculated... 950 00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:55,680 and knowing Mycroft, I suggest you reset your watch. 951 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:57,120 Right. 952 00:59:09,770 --> 00:59:11,260 Holmes... 953 00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:12,740 I don't mind telling you... 954 00:59:12,770 --> 00:59:14,570 I'm a bit apprehensive about this. 955 00:59:14,610 --> 00:59:16,670 I'm rather curious myself to know what's going on... 956 00:59:16,710 --> 00:59:18,340 in that Machiavellian mind of his. 957 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:20,350 No. I don't mean Mycroft. I mean Madame Valladon. 958 00:59:20,380 --> 00:59:21,510 Oh, don't worry. 959 00:59:21,550 --> 00:59:23,170 She'll be perfectly safe with Mrs. Hudson. 960 00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:27,780 To see Mr. Mycroft Holmes. 961 00:59:27,820 --> 00:59:28,840 Right you are, sir. 962 00:59:28,890 --> 00:59:31,190 He's expecting you in the upstairs study. 963 00:59:31,220 --> 00:59:32,880 Now, if you gentlemen will sign in. 964 00:59:32,930 --> 00:59:36,160 Surname, Christian name, address, nature of business. 965 00:59:40,570 --> 00:59:42,090 Gentlemen! 966 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:08,890 Hmm. Jamaican, no doubt. 967 01:00:08,930 --> 01:00:14,760 Either Tropical or Golacina. I'm not quite sure. 968 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,010 Come in. 969 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,740 Come in, Sherlock, Dr. Watson. 970 01:00:26,780 --> 01:00:28,210 Sit down. 971 01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:30,880 You're looking very fit, both of you. 972 01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,440 Thank you. 973 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,180 How are you, Mycroft? How's your gout? 974 01:00:34,220 --> 01:00:37,620 Under control, except for an occasional twinge. 975 01:00:37,660 --> 01:00:41,680 I've got a treat for you... very old Madeira, 1814. 976 01:00:41,730 --> 01:00:43,700 There are only six bottles left in the world. 977 01:00:43,730 --> 01:00:44,860 I've got two of them... 978 01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:46,360 and I'm negotiating for a third. 979 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,830 If you don't mind my saying so... 980 01:00:47,870 --> 01:00:50,490 anybody who's susceptible to gout shouldn't be... 981 01:00:50,540 --> 01:00:51,940 The last doctor who warned me about that... 982 01:00:51,970 --> 01:00:53,940 was crossing Picadilly, slipped on an orange peel... 983 01:00:53,970 --> 01:00:55,410 and was run over by a delivery van... 984 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:56,870 from Fortnum and Mason. 985 01:00:56,910 --> 01:00:58,210 To your very good health. 986 01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,870 Why are you wasting this precious stuff on us? 987 01:01:00,910 --> 01:01:03,710 I see you so rarely. How long has it been? 988 01:01:03,750 --> 01:01:06,720 Not since the, uh, case of the Greek interpreter. 989 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:08,050 Isn't it ridiculous? 990 01:01:08,090 --> 01:01:10,050 Two brothers, living in the same town. 991 01:01:10,090 --> 01:01:12,610 Same town, perhaps, but not in the same world. 992 01:01:13,930 --> 01:01:15,760 This is superb. 993 01:01:15,790 --> 01:01:17,060 How old did you say it was? 994 01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:20,430 1814. One year before Waterloo. 995 01:01:20,470 --> 01:01:23,560 One year before Waterloo! 996 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,830 Think of that! 997 01:01:24,870 --> 01:01:28,170 You do know where Waterloo is, don't you, Doctor? 998 01:01:28,210 --> 01:01:31,300 Why, it's... 999 01:01:31,340 --> 01:01:32,670 It's in Belgium, isn't it? 1000 01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,350 Quite. 1001 01:01:35,380 --> 01:01:37,010 And speaking of Belgium... 1002 01:01:37,050 --> 01:01:38,680 it has come to my attention... 1003 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:40,180 that you are interested in the whereabouts... 1004 01:01:40,220 --> 01:01:41,690 of a certain engineer. 1005 01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,020 Yes, I am. 1006 01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:45,180 Well, I can save you a lot of trouble. 1007 01:01:45,220 --> 01:01:47,350 I'd be grateful for any suggestion. 1008 01:01:47,390 --> 01:01:50,020 My suggestion is that you pursue it no further. 1009 01:01:50,060 --> 01:01:52,030 For any particular reason? 1010 01:01:52,060 --> 01:01:54,360 Because it involves the national security. 1011 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,200 We are handling the matter ourselves. 1012 01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:57,700 We? Who's we? 1013 01:01:57,740 --> 01:01:59,360 The Diogenes Club, of course. 1014 01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:00,370 I didn't say that. 1015 01:02:00,410 --> 01:02:01,500 I've always suspected... 1016 01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:03,200 there was some kind of underground connection... 1017 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,370 between this stodgy... 1018 01:02:04,410 --> 01:02:06,710 and seemingly calcified establishment... 1019 01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:08,210 and the Foreign Office in Whitehall. 1020 01:02:08,250 --> 01:02:09,710 That is neither here nor there. 1021 01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:12,510 It seems to me the Diogenes Club is here, there, and everywhere. 1022 01:02:12,550 --> 01:02:14,640 When there are rumblings of revolt in the Sudan... 1023 01:02:14,690 --> 01:02:16,980 an expedition subsidized by your club... 1024 01:02:17,020 --> 01:02:19,510 conveniently shows up to study the source of the Nile. 1025 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,720 When there's trouble along the Indian frontier... 1026 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,920 some of your fellow members pop up in the Himalayas... 1027 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,490 allegedly looking for the Abominable Snowman. 1028 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,530 What a vivid imagination my brother has. 1029 01:02:32,570 --> 01:02:33,900 At the age of five... 1030 01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:35,530 by carefully observing a neighbor's house... 1031 01:02:35,570 --> 01:02:36,910 he deduced that babies were brought... 1032 01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:38,910 not by the stork but by the midwife... 1033 01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:40,240 in her satchel. 1034 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,440 As good an explanation as any. 1035 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,240 Yes, Wiggins? 1036 01:02:47,290 --> 01:02:48,910 An immediate answer is requested, sir. 1037 01:02:48,950 --> 01:02:50,110 Oh, yes. 1038 01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,930 Tell them that the three boxes go to Glennahurich... 1039 01:02:59,970 --> 01:03:01,760 and the red runner goes to the castle. 1040 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,060 The three boxes to Glennahurich. 1041 01:03:03,100 --> 01:03:05,590 The red runner to the castle. Very good, sir. 1042 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:17,370 Why don't you crumple it up and swallow it... 1043 01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:18,510 just to make sure? 1044 01:03:18,550 --> 01:03:21,040 My dear Sherlock, there are certain affairs... 1045 01:03:21,090 --> 01:03:22,990 that do not come within the province... 1046 01:03:23,020 --> 01:03:25,050 of the private detective. 1047 01:03:25,090 --> 01:03:26,890 They have to be dealt with... 1048 01:03:26,930 --> 01:03:28,950 on an altogether different level. 1049 01:03:28,990 --> 01:03:30,220 In other words... 1050 01:03:30,260 --> 01:03:32,290 you want me to stay within my limits. 1051 01:03:32,330 --> 01:03:33,460 I do, indeed. 1052 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:34,590 And speaking of limits... 1053 01:03:34,630 --> 01:03:37,160 what, exactly, is "Jonah, Limited"? 1054 01:03:37,900 --> 01:03:39,460 Sherlock, when I said drop this case... 1055 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:40,840 it was not merely a suggestion. 1056 01:03:40,870 --> 01:03:42,240 It was an order. 1057 01:03:42,270 --> 01:03:43,400 By whose authority? 1058 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,070 By the authority of Her Majesty's government. 1059 01:03:45,110 --> 01:03:47,240 I hope I have made myself clear. 1060 01:03:49,950 --> 01:03:51,250 Perfectly. 1061 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,770 And now if you'll excuse me, gentlemen... 1062 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:56,250 Good-bye, sir. 1063 01:03:56,290 --> 01:03:57,780 A pleasure, as always. 1064 01:04:01,430 --> 01:04:03,360 Just a minute. 1065 01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:08,630 You forgot your..."tool kit." 1066 01:04:20,910 --> 01:04:22,280 You will be gentle, won't you... 1067 01:04:22,310 --> 01:04:23,710 when you tell her you're dropping the case? 1068 01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:25,240 Watson, what does the word Glennahurich... 1069 01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,510 suggest to you? 1070 01:04:26,550 --> 01:04:27,520 Absolutely nothing. 1071 01:04:27,550 --> 01:04:28,680 -It's Scottish. -Is it? 1072 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:31,380 And like all Scottish names, it's really a word picture. 1073 01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:34,720 Glen means "valley," na means "of the"... 1074 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,060 and hurich, if memory serves me... 1075 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:38,530 means "yew tree." 1076 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,720 You're just trying to impress me. 1077 01:04:40,770 --> 01:04:44,790 So, the three boxes go to the valley of the yew tree. 1078 01:04:57,820 --> 01:05:00,380 And I'll be in Scotland before... 1079 01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:02,080 You are dropping the case, aren't you, Holmes? 1080 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,280 Open that door. 1081 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,360 Don't shoot, Mrs. Hudson. 1082 01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,760 You're liable to lose two excellent tenants. 1083 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,560 Oh, at last. 1084 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:19,370 It's been a ghastly experience. 1085 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:20,700 Why? What's happened? 1086 01:05:20,740 --> 01:05:22,210 Did you ever try doing embroidery... 1087 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:23,710 with a gun in your hand? 1088 01:05:23,740 --> 01:05:26,180 You'll be relieved to know it was not loaded. 1089 01:05:29,550 --> 01:05:32,520 Holmes, are you planning to disobey Mycroft's orders? 1090 01:05:32,550 --> 01:05:34,380 He's not just your brother, you know. 1091 01:05:34,420 --> 01:05:37,080 You'll be defying Her Majesty's government. 1092 01:05:39,090 --> 01:05:41,750 Any news? Did you find out anything? 1093 01:05:43,930 --> 01:05:46,450 Let's just say I know what the next step will be. 1094 01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:47,470 Yes? 1095 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:48,520 I want you to pack your things. 1096 01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:49,900 Where are we going? 1097 01:05:49,940 --> 01:05:51,230 Holmes, let me caution you... 1098 01:05:51,270 --> 01:05:53,260 At 7:30 this evening, Dr. Watson and I... 1099 01:05:53,310 --> 01:05:55,210 are going to take you to Victoria Station... 1100 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:56,900 and put you on the boat train. 1101 01:05:56,940 --> 01:05:58,070 The boat train? 1102 01:05:58,110 --> 01:05:59,240 Oh, that's better. 1103 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,210 You're sending me back to Brussels... 1104 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,240 is that it? 1105 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,540 Madame Valladon, you must understand... 1106 01:06:03,580 --> 01:06:05,070 I came here to find my husband. 1107 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,550 You were going to help me. 1108 01:06:06,590 --> 01:06:08,920 Yes, my dear, but circumstances have changed. 1109 01:06:08,950 --> 01:06:11,050 The great detective. 1110 01:06:12,190 --> 01:06:14,350 Maybe this case is too small for you. 1111 01:06:14,390 --> 01:06:15,360 On the contrary... 1112 01:06:15,390 --> 01:06:16,880 it's being handled on a much higher... 1113 01:06:16,930 --> 01:06:18,400 I won't go back to Brussels! 1114 01:06:18,430 --> 01:06:20,420 Maybe you're giving up, but I am not. 1115 01:06:20,470 --> 01:06:22,430 I'm going to go on looking for him... 1116 01:06:22,470 --> 01:06:24,030 and nobody's going to stop me! 1117 01:06:24,070 --> 01:06:25,730 Even if they try to kill me! 1118 01:06:25,770 --> 01:06:27,700 Are you quite finished? 1119 01:06:28,470 --> 01:06:29,960 If you recall, what I said was that... 1120 01:06:30,010 --> 01:06:31,770 we were going to put you on the boat train. 1121 01:06:31,810 --> 01:06:33,900 I didn't say you were going to stay on it. 1122 01:06:33,950 --> 01:06:34,910 She's not? 1123 01:06:34,950 --> 01:06:36,910 At 7:30, Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watson... 1124 01:06:36,950 --> 01:06:39,250 will be seen waving good-bye to Madame Valladon... 1125 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:40,410 at Victoria Station. 1126 01:06:40,450 --> 01:06:43,850 At 8:12, Mr. and Mrs. Ashdown... 1127 01:06:43,890 --> 01:06:46,480 accompanied by their valet John... 1128 01:06:46,530 --> 01:06:48,080 will appear at Euston Station... 1129 01:06:48,130 --> 01:06:50,650 and board the Highland Express to Inverness. 1130 01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:53,690 Mister and missis. 1131 01:06:53,730 --> 01:06:54,890 Thank you. 1132 01:06:56,230 --> 01:06:57,930 I'm sorry for what I said. 1133 01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:00,570 That's not necessary. 1134 01:07:02,110 --> 01:07:04,010 I'll go and pack. 1135 01:07:04,810 --> 01:07:07,070 Maybe I should do it, since I'm the valet. 1136 01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:08,740 Holmes, exactly what are you up to? 1137 01:07:08,780 --> 01:07:11,080 As you like to put it in your chronicles... 1138 01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:12,410 the game is afoot! 1139 01:07:12,450 --> 01:07:13,540 But what game? 1140 01:07:13,590 --> 01:07:16,250 Are you really that interested in the Belgian engineer? 1141 01:07:16,290 --> 01:07:19,260 Or is it the wife of the Belgian engineer? 1142 01:07:25,060 --> 01:07:27,190 You don't like me very much, do you? 1143 01:07:27,230 --> 01:07:29,860 Nothing of the sort. Quite the opposite... 1144 01:07:29,900 --> 01:07:32,730 but there's more to this case than meets the eye. 1145 01:07:34,910 --> 01:07:36,130 Looking for something? 1146 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,370 Yes. My other glove. 1147 01:07:41,210 --> 01:07:42,370 Let me help you. 1148 01:07:54,430 --> 01:07:55,690 Here it is. 1149 01:07:58,100 --> 01:07:59,390 Thank you. 1150 01:08:34,230 --> 01:08:36,060 All right. You can look now. 1151 01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:40,860 Am I embarrassing you, Mr. Holmes? 1152 01:08:40,910 --> 01:08:42,700 Not at all. Would it surprise you... 1153 01:08:42,740 --> 01:08:46,110 if I told you I once spent a night with 121 women? 1154 01:08:46,140 --> 01:08:47,110 Oh? 1155 01:08:47,150 --> 01:08:50,580 A very interesting case... in a harem in Constantinople. 1156 01:08:59,420 --> 01:09:02,390 Oh! I'm...sorry, Father. 1157 01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:05,760 I mean, Friar. Or is it Abbot? 1158 01:09:15,110 --> 01:09:17,010 Going to Scotland, you gentlemen? 1159 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,200 So are we. 1160 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,010 I'm a valet. 1161 01:09:27,050 --> 01:09:31,010 My master and mistress and I are on our way to Inverness. 1162 01:09:31,060 --> 01:09:33,790 Ever been there? Beautiful country. 1163 01:09:36,030 --> 01:09:36,990 Oh, forgive me. 1164 01:09:37,030 --> 01:09:40,330 You must be one of those orders that's taken the vow of silence? 1165 01:09:40,370 --> 01:09:42,090 Trappists, I think you're called. 1166 01:09:50,740 --> 01:09:52,400 I see you're reading "The Book of Jonah." 1167 01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:55,310 Funny. We were just talking about Jonah this morning. 1168 01:09:57,980 --> 01:09:59,140 Never mind. 1169 01:10:09,630 --> 01:10:13,590 Hmm..."Women are never to be entirely trusted... 1170 01:10:13,630 --> 01:10:15,790 "not the best of them." 1171 01:10:15,830 --> 01:10:16,890 What did you say? 1172 01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:18,130 I didn't say it. 1173 01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:20,730 You did, according to Dr. Watson. 1174 01:10:20,770 --> 01:10:24,110 He gave me some old copies of "Strand Magazine." 1175 01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:27,910 The good doctor is constantly putting words into my mouth. 1176 01:10:27,950 --> 01:10:29,740 Then you deny it. 1177 01:10:29,780 --> 01:10:31,750 Not at all. 1178 01:10:31,780 --> 01:10:34,910 I am not a wholehearted admirer of womankind. 1179 01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:38,550 I'm not very fond of them myself. 1180 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:46,620 The most affectionate woman I ever knew was a murderess. 1181 01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:47,930 Oh? 1182 01:10:47,970 --> 01:10:49,930 It was one of those passionate affairs... 1183 01:10:49,970 --> 01:10:52,770 at odd hours right in my laboratory. 1184 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:54,430 And all the time, behind my back... 1185 01:10:54,470 --> 01:10:55,940 she was stealing cyanide... 1186 01:10:55,970 --> 01:10:58,810 to sprinkle on her husband's steak and kidney pie. 1187 01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:00,670 You mustn't judge all women by... 1188 01:11:00,710 --> 01:11:01,940 Of course not. 1189 01:11:01,980 --> 01:11:03,950 Only the ones I was involved with... 1190 01:11:03,980 --> 01:11:05,850 and I don't just mean professionally. 1191 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:11,220 Kleptomaniacs, nymphomaniacs, pyromaniacs... 1192 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:13,980 Take my fiancee, for instance. 1193 01:11:14,030 --> 01:11:15,580 Your...fiancee? 1194 01:11:15,630 --> 01:11:19,260 She was the daughter of my violin teacher. 1195 01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:22,930 We were engaged to be married, the invitations were out... 1196 01:11:22,970 --> 01:11:25,230 I was being fitted for a tailcoat... 1197 01:11:25,270 --> 01:11:27,240 and twenty-four hours before the wedding... 1198 01:11:27,270 --> 01:11:29,240 she died of influenza. 1199 01:11:29,270 --> 01:11:30,540 I'm sorry. 1200 01:11:30,580 --> 01:11:34,530 It just proves my contention that women are unreliable... 1201 01:11:34,580 --> 01:11:37,240 and not to be trusted. 1202 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,950 Good night, Mrs. Ashdown. 1203 01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:45,990 Good night, Mr. Ashdown. 1204 01:12:05,510 --> 01:12:08,780 Sie sputen mach Inverness. Doch steigen die aus. 1205 01:12:08,810 --> 01:12:11,300 Dort mussen wir finden den Valladon. 1206 01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,130 I will take that. 1207 01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:28,600 Let's see now. One, two, three, four, five. 1208 01:12:28,630 --> 01:12:30,790 How do you get to Glennahurich? 1209 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:31,960 How far is it? 1210 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,300 Glennahurich... 1211 01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:35,470 You know, a valley with a yew tree. 1212 01:12:35,510 --> 01:12:37,470 It's about a mile out of the town. 1213 01:12:37,510 --> 01:12:39,310 Why do you want to go there? 1214 01:12:39,340 --> 01:12:41,140 Well, it sounds like a nice, peaceful place... 1215 01:12:41,180 --> 01:12:42,150 for a picnic. 1216 01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:43,440 It's a peaceful place, right enough... 1217 01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:45,240 but it's no place for a picnic. 1218 01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:46,250 Why not? 1219 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,550 Because it's a cemetery. 1220 01:13:23,790 --> 01:13:26,810 The three boxes! Is that it, Holmes? 1221 01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:28,660 I would think so. 1222 01:13:28,690 --> 01:13:33,430 The two small ones... they must be children's coffins. 1223 01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:55,810 Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 1224 01:13:55,850 --> 01:13:57,620 In sure and certain hope... 1225 01:13:57,660 --> 01:13:59,990 of the Resurrection to eternal life... 1226 01:14:00,020 --> 01:14:02,520 through our Lord Jesus Christ. 1227 01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:04,690 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ... 1228 01:14:04,730 --> 01:14:07,160 and the love of God... 1229 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,500 and the Communion of the Holy Spirit... 1230 01:14:09,530 --> 01:14:11,260 be with us all. 1231 01:14:11,300 --> 01:14:12,460 Amen. 1232 01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:33,350 It's so sad. 1233 01:14:33,390 --> 01:14:35,690 Sad and rather odd. 1234 01:14:35,730 --> 01:14:39,190 There were no flowers and no mourners. 1235 01:14:52,410 --> 01:14:53,970 Good morning. 1236 01:14:54,010 --> 01:14:55,170 Morning. 1237 01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:58,610 Working you hard, dad? 1238 01:14:58,650 --> 01:15:00,510 No, not really. 1239 01:15:00,550 --> 01:15:01,950 You see, this is healthy country. 1240 01:15:01,990 --> 01:15:05,110 Sometimes, you sit around for weeks with nothing to do. 1241 01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:06,750 Then you get three in one day. 1242 01:15:06,790 --> 01:15:07,850 What happened? 1243 01:15:07,890 --> 01:15:09,620 An accident, aye. 1244 01:15:09,660 --> 01:15:11,820 A father and two sons, they say. 1245 01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:13,920 They were found floating in the loch. 1246 01:15:13,970 --> 01:15:15,020 Local people? 1247 01:15:15,070 --> 01:15:17,500 No, no. No one around here knows 'em. 1248 01:15:17,540 --> 01:15:20,100 The story is their boat capsized in a swell... 1249 01:15:20,140 --> 01:15:22,110 but I don't believe it. 1250 01:15:22,140 --> 01:15:23,770 What do you believe? 1251 01:15:23,810 --> 01:15:25,780 Well, you may think I'm an old fool... 1252 01:15:25,810 --> 01:15:27,780 an old drunk, but... 1253 01:15:27,810 --> 01:15:31,340 I've been living around Loch Ness all me life. 1254 01:15:32,620 --> 01:15:35,450 Are you trying to tell us it was the monster? 1255 01:15:35,490 --> 01:15:36,850 Damn right. 1256 01:15:36,890 --> 01:15:38,480 MacLaren saw the kids' faces... 1257 01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:40,120 when they were pulled out of the water. 1258 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,060 Looked just like old men. 1259 01:15:42,090 --> 01:15:43,960 They must've died of fright. 1260 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:44,960 That's incredible. 1261 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,430 Is it? 1262 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:48,300 Last Easter Sunday, the wife and me... 1263 01:15:48,330 --> 01:15:51,530 on our way to services, when suddenly... 1264 01:15:52,570 --> 01:15:54,330 Ah, what's the use? 1265 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:56,830 Here you are, dad. 1266 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,900 Thank you. Thank you. 1267 01:16:00,950 --> 01:16:02,410 You seem like nice people. 1268 01:16:02,450 --> 01:16:04,350 If you're wanting a holiday in Scotland... 1269 01:16:04,380 --> 01:16:06,610 go to Loch Lomond, go to Holy Loch... 1270 01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:09,640 but stay away from Loch Ness. 1271 01:16:14,330 --> 01:16:16,620 To think that people still believe in that nonsense. 1272 01:16:16,660 --> 01:16:19,190 I mean, here we are, living in the nineteenth century. 1273 01:16:19,230 --> 01:16:21,060 I'm ashamed to admit it, but I was relieved... 1274 01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:23,230 when he mentioned a father and two boys. 1275 01:16:23,270 --> 01:16:25,790 It couldn't have anything to do with Emile. 1276 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:26,960 It would appear not. 1277 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,670 However, there still remains the clue of the castle... 1278 01:16:29,710 --> 01:16:31,770 and the red runner, whoever he may be. 1279 01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:05,680 If they're unidentified graves... 1280 01:17:05,710 --> 01:17:07,540 why are those boys bringing flowers? 1281 01:17:07,580 --> 01:17:09,770 Because it's their brothers who have just been buried. 1282 01:17:09,810 --> 01:17:10,800 Their brothers? 1283 01:17:10,850 --> 01:17:12,150 And they're not boys. 1284 01:17:12,180 --> 01:17:14,310 They're as tall as they'll ever grow. 1285 01:17:14,350 --> 01:17:15,610 Hand me some pebbles. 1286 01:17:15,650 --> 01:17:16,750 Pebbles? 1287 01:17:20,260 --> 01:17:22,420 Take a look at their faces. 1288 01:17:37,810 --> 01:17:42,270 They are...how do you call them in English? 1289 01:17:42,310 --> 01:17:43,750 Midgets. 1290 01:17:45,220 --> 01:17:47,550 Boys with the faces of old men. 1291 01:17:47,590 --> 01:17:49,050 I still don't see... 1292 01:17:49,090 --> 01:17:51,990 Would it help if I told you they were acrobats? 1293 01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:53,890 Not at all. 1294 01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:55,550 Do you remember a tumbling act... 1295 01:17:55,590 --> 01:17:57,960 six brothers missing from the circus? 1296 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,100 That case you turned down. 1297 01:18:01,130 --> 01:18:02,430 I completely forgot. 1298 01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:05,590 Some of us are cursed with memories like flypaper... 1299 01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,430 and stuck there is a staggering amount... 1300 01:18:07,470 --> 01:18:11,460 of miscellaneous data, mostly useless. 1301 01:18:28,790 --> 01:18:32,750 Mr. Holmes...if those are not children, then... 1302 01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:33,960 Quite. 1303 01:18:34,970 --> 01:18:38,300 The question now is, who's in the third grave? 1304 01:19:13,940 --> 01:19:15,930 Holmes! She's fainted! 1305 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,670 Hand me that lantern. 1306 01:19:22,110 --> 01:19:24,210 It is Valladon, isn't it? 1307 01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:29,010 Obviously...but what is not so obvious... 1308 01:19:29,050 --> 01:19:32,680 is why his wedding ring has turned green... 1309 01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:36,350 and why there are three dead canaries in the coffin. 1310 01:19:38,030 --> 01:19:40,290 White canaries. 1311 01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,900 You've a lovely view of the loch from here... 1312 01:20:20,940 --> 01:20:23,240 as soon as the morning mist rolls away. 1313 01:20:23,270 --> 01:20:25,900 If you have a mind to do any sightseeing... 1314 01:20:25,940 --> 01:20:29,380 here's a guide to all the local points of interest. 1315 01:20:29,410 --> 01:20:30,640 Thank you. 1316 01:20:31,620 --> 01:20:34,140 This way, please. I'll show you to your room. 1317 01:20:37,050 --> 01:20:39,350 I suppose you're putting me in the basement. 1318 01:20:39,390 --> 01:20:41,690 No, your room's in the attic. 1319 01:20:41,730 --> 01:20:42,780 Good. 1320 01:20:42,830 --> 01:20:44,450 It's the privy that's in the basement. 1321 01:20:45,460 --> 01:20:46,620 Oh. 1322 01:20:56,670 --> 01:20:58,900 May I have your wedding ring, please? 1323 01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:26,390 Just as I thought... 1324 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,740 there is a distinct difference in color... 1325 01:21:28,770 --> 01:21:31,070 between your ring and your husband's... 1326 01:21:31,110 --> 01:21:33,240 which leads me to believe that the cause of death... 1327 01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,750 was not drowning. 1328 01:21:35,780 --> 01:21:37,770 I wish you would stop that. 1329 01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,280 Stop it! 1330 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:47,090 If we are to continue, if we are to find out... 1331 01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,320 what really happened to your husband... 1332 01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:50,550 you cannot act the grief-stricken widow. 1333 01:21:50,590 --> 01:21:53,930 I'm...I'm...sorry. 1334 01:21:55,630 --> 01:21:57,570 I know it's not easy, but you must remember... 1335 01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:59,660 we're that nice couple from London... 1336 01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:01,360 on holiday in the Highlands. 1337 01:22:03,610 --> 01:22:04,870 I'll try. 1338 01:22:07,810 --> 01:22:09,940 That's much better. 1339 01:22:09,980 --> 01:22:10,970 Thank you. 1340 01:22:13,980 --> 01:22:17,150 Now, if I may proceed without further interruptions. 1341 01:22:17,190 --> 01:22:18,590 Mr. Ashdown! 1342 01:22:23,930 --> 01:22:25,660 Holmes, I saw it. 1343 01:22:25,700 --> 01:22:27,790 I saw it from the attic window. It's out there in the lake! 1344 01:22:27,830 --> 01:22:29,360 -You saw what? -Telescope! 1345 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:30,630 Where's the telescope? 1346 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:36,130 What did you see? 1347 01:22:37,340 --> 01:22:38,770 The monster. 1348 01:22:38,810 --> 01:22:39,970 The monster? 1349 01:22:45,350 --> 01:22:49,220 There...there it is! 1350 01:23:01,470 --> 01:23:02,430 Look for yourself. 1351 01:23:02,470 --> 01:23:03,900 There it is there. There, there. 1352 01:23:03,930 --> 01:23:04,960 See it? 1353 01:23:05,970 --> 01:23:08,200 There. See it? 1354 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:10,330 I see nothing. 1355 01:23:10,370 --> 01:23:11,530 Nothing? 1356 01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:15,010 It's gone. 1357 01:23:15,050 --> 01:23:16,640 Gone? Maybe it was never there. 1358 01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:19,110 Holmes, I swear to you, I saw it as clear as anything! 1359 01:23:19,150 --> 01:23:21,120 Watson, as you so succinctly put it... 1360 01:23:21,150 --> 01:23:22,710 we are living in the nineteenth century. 1361 01:23:22,750 --> 01:23:24,720 Maybe that grave digger was right... 1362 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:26,590 the swell and the boat overturning. 1363 01:23:26,620 --> 01:23:28,750 Monsieur Valladon may have been found in the lake... 1364 01:23:28,790 --> 01:23:30,020 but he did not drown. 1365 01:23:30,060 --> 01:23:31,820 He died of asphyxiation. 1366 01:23:34,630 --> 01:23:35,930 Asphyxiation? 1367 01:23:35,970 --> 01:23:37,130 There's only one substance... 1368 01:23:37,170 --> 01:23:38,860 that can turn a copper ring green... 1369 01:23:38,900 --> 01:23:41,300 and bleach the color out of canaries... 1370 01:23:41,340 --> 01:23:42,330 chlorine gas. 1371 01:23:42,370 --> 01:23:44,600 Well, that may be, but the fact remains... 1372 01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:47,610 that I saw something out there! 1373 01:23:47,650 --> 01:23:49,840 A figment of your imagination. 1374 01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:52,110 Now let us be logical. 1375 01:23:52,150 --> 01:23:56,140 The only concrete lead we have is the reference to the castle. 1376 01:23:56,190 --> 01:24:00,150 The question is...which castle? 1377 01:24:00,190 --> 01:24:01,620 You call yourself logical? 1378 01:24:01,660 --> 01:24:05,250 You're the least logical man I know. 1379 01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:06,630 Am I? 1380 01:24:06,660 --> 01:24:10,160 How can you say it's a figment of my imagination... 1381 01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:12,170 when for years you've been saying... 1382 01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:16,570 I have no imagination whatsoever? 1383 01:26:11,490 --> 01:26:14,980 We have so far investigated eight drafty castles... 1384 01:26:15,030 --> 01:26:17,220 had our bicycles attacked by sheep... 1385 01:26:17,260 --> 01:26:19,420 and our ears assaulted by bagpipes... 1386 01:26:19,460 --> 01:26:21,430 and we are exactly where we started. 1387 01:26:21,470 --> 01:26:23,430 Would you like some more cranberry sauce, dear? 1388 01:26:23,470 --> 01:26:24,760 Yes, dear. 1389 01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:26,770 Would you pass the cranberry sauce, John? 1390 01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:27,790 Yes, dear. 1391 01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:34,400 I say there! 1392 01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:37,140 Good afternoon! Remember me? 1393 01:26:39,180 --> 01:26:40,620 There's some chaps I met on the train. 1394 01:26:40,650 --> 01:26:42,680 We had a long conversation, or rather... 1395 01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:43,950 I had a long conversation... 1396 01:26:43,990 --> 01:26:46,180 because they are not allowed to talk. 1397 01:26:46,220 --> 01:26:48,950 Trappists, you know? Just study their bibles. 1398 01:26:48,990 --> 01:26:49,960 Oh, you'll never guess... 1399 01:26:49,990 --> 01:26:51,620 what the one next to me was reading... 1400 01:26:51,660 --> 01:26:54,460 "The Book of Jonah." Isn't that odd? 1401 01:26:55,470 --> 01:26:56,630 Quite. 1402 01:27:05,010 --> 01:27:06,980 What is it, dear? What's the matter? 1403 01:27:07,010 --> 01:27:08,170 Oh, a bee! 1404 01:27:35,140 --> 01:27:36,200 Well, I don't think we have to bother... 1405 01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:37,210 with this castle. 1406 01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:38,870 It's just a pile of rubble. 1407 01:27:38,910 --> 01:27:42,970 Then why are they taking all these precautions? 1408 01:27:43,980 --> 01:27:45,240 Why, indeed? 1409 01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:48,940 -Let's go. -Go where? 1410 01:27:48,990 --> 01:27:50,780 When rebuffed at the front door... 1411 01:27:50,820 --> 01:27:53,650 one's only choice is to try the tradesman's entrance. 1412 01:28:15,550 --> 01:28:18,670 Sorry. No visitors allowed. 1413 01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:19,910 Are you the guide here? 1414 01:28:19,950 --> 01:28:22,250 Yes, but the castle is closed to the public... 1415 01:28:22,290 --> 01:28:23,550 while work is going on. 1416 01:28:23,590 --> 01:28:24,990 Oh, what are they doing? 1417 01:28:25,020 --> 01:28:26,550 It's being restored by the Society... 1418 01:28:26,590 --> 01:28:28,750 for the Preservation of Scottish Monuments. 1419 01:28:28,790 --> 01:28:29,760 Oh, that's too bad. 1420 01:28:29,790 --> 01:28:32,230 I particularly wanted my wife to see Urquhart Castle. 1421 01:28:32,260 --> 01:28:34,290 The tower is one of the most interesting examples... 1422 01:28:34,330 --> 01:28:35,760 of medieval architecture. 1423 01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:37,560 About 1400, wasn't it? 1424 01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:38,760 That's right. 1425 01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:42,800 Let me see, was it built by James ll or James lll? 1426 01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:45,570 The lll, but if you'd like to come back next year... 1427 01:28:45,610 --> 01:28:46,600 we'll be finished then... 1428 01:28:46,640 --> 01:28:47,910 and I'll be glad to show you around. 1429 01:28:48,980 --> 01:28:50,140 Thank you. 1430 01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:10,790 Pleasant sort, isn't he? 1431 01:29:10,830 --> 01:29:12,300 Pleasant, but ignorant. 1432 01:29:12,340 --> 01:29:15,130 He was off one hundred years and one James. 1433 01:29:15,170 --> 01:29:18,200 It's actually 1500 and James IV. 1434 01:29:20,780 --> 01:29:23,910 If he's an official guide, shouldn't he know? 1435 01:29:23,950 --> 01:29:25,570 If he's an official guide. 1436 01:29:28,790 --> 01:29:30,120 Listen, do you hear anything, Watson? 1437 01:29:33,460 --> 01:29:36,090 No. Those birds are making too much of a racket. 1438 01:29:36,130 --> 01:29:37,820 They're not just birds. 1439 01:29:38,960 --> 01:29:40,660 They're our old friends. 1440 01:29:55,580 --> 01:29:57,440 Sulfuric acid. 1441 01:29:57,480 --> 01:30:00,110 The more we find out, the less sense it makes. 1442 01:30:00,150 --> 01:30:03,380 To a graduate chemist, it makes a great deal of sense. 1443 01:30:03,420 --> 01:30:05,790 Sulfuric acid when exposed to salt water... 1444 01:30:05,820 --> 01:30:07,650 produces chlorine gas. 1445 01:30:10,490 --> 01:30:12,960 John, would you mind clasping your hands, please? 1446 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,290 Like that? 1447 01:30:14,330 --> 01:30:16,460 No, like that. Lower. 1448 01:30:17,570 --> 01:30:18,860 Thank you. 1449 01:30:39,290 --> 01:30:42,260 That tower may be more interesting than I thought... 1450 01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:45,730 and not just architecturally. 1451 01:30:53,340 --> 01:30:56,860 Holmes...I have a feeling we're redundant here. 1452 01:31:19,330 --> 01:31:21,460 We have now observed the castle... 1453 01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:22,970 from the front, from the back... 1454 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,090 from the side, from land, from water. 1455 01:31:25,140 --> 01:31:27,230 What now? Planning to spend the night out here? 1456 01:31:27,270 --> 01:31:28,430 If necessary. 1457 01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:32,440 You're gonna catch your death of cold, you know. 1458 01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:36,340 Wouldn't it be ironic if Holmes' last case... 1459 01:31:36,380 --> 01:31:37,750 were a case of pneumonia? 1460 01:31:40,150 --> 01:31:41,310 Sorry. 1461 01:31:46,390 --> 01:31:47,880 What's that? 1462 01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:55,460 Holmes! 1463 01:31:57,770 --> 01:31:59,200 There's...a... 1464 01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:01,260 Quick, Watson! After it! 1465 01:32:28,630 --> 01:32:30,570 Holmes, what are we doing? 1466 01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:32,570 We should be going away from it! 1467 01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:34,500 Keep rowing, damn it! 1468 01:32:57,860 --> 01:32:59,090 We've lost it. 1469 01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:01,930 At least you admit there is an it... 1470 01:33:01,970 --> 01:33:04,090 not just a figment of my imagination! 1471 01:33:04,130 --> 01:33:05,290 Quiet! 1472 01:33:09,710 --> 01:33:11,730 Do you have your stethoscope with you? 1473 01:33:11,780 --> 01:33:13,300 Never without it. 1474 01:33:20,150 --> 01:33:21,520 What is it? 1475 01:33:23,590 --> 01:33:25,250 I can hear something. 1476 01:33:28,460 --> 01:33:30,430 It's getting closer... 1477 01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:33,630 and closer... 1478 01:33:48,180 --> 01:33:49,810 Holmes! 1479 01:33:51,450 --> 01:33:53,640 Get back! Get back! 1480 01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:56,950 Get back...you beast... 1481 01:34:09,130 --> 01:34:10,600 Are you all right? 1482 01:34:10,630 --> 01:34:13,190 I lost my parasol. 1483 01:34:16,110 --> 01:34:17,730 Where's Watson? 1484 01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:24,210 Watson! 1485 01:34:42,070 --> 01:34:43,230 Thank you. 1486 01:34:44,970 --> 01:34:50,130 I...have come face to face with man-eating tigers. 1487 01:34:50,170 --> 01:34:52,200 I was once caught in a stampede... 1488 01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:54,680 of wild elephants... India, you know... 1489 01:34:54,710 --> 01:34:56,610 but I wasn't half as frightened. 1490 01:34:56,650 --> 01:34:59,580 This beast seems to have a personal grudge against us! 1491 01:34:59,620 --> 01:35:02,310 Well, I just hope it doesn't come back! 1492 01:35:02,350 --> 01:35:03,820 I don't think it will. 1493 01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:06,650 Look. 1494 01:35:15,870 --> 01:35:17,730 What strange goings-on! 1495 01:35:17,770 --> 01:35:19,700 Not really. 1496 01:35:19,740 --> 01:35:23,640 I would say that the monster, after a hard day's work... 1497 01:35:23,670 --> 01:35:25,870 has returned home for his supper. 1498 01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:01,570 Yes, I know. 1499 01:36:01,610 --> 01:36:03,580 But would you believe you can't borrow... 1500 01:36:03,610 --> 01:36:05,170 a decent pair of trousers in this place? 1501 01:36:16,430 --> 01:36:19,520 All right, Holmes. Want to confide in us? 1502 01:36:19,560 --> 01:36:21,530 Whenever he starts whistling... 1503 01:36:21,560 --> 01:36:23,530 I know he's getting close to a solution. 1504 01:36:23,570 --> 01:36:25,030 It's nothing new, actually. 1505 01:36:25,070 --> 01:36:27,540 We've come across this situation before. 1506 01:36:27,570 --> 01:36:29,370 We have? Where? 1507 01:36:29,410 --> 01:36:30,370 At the ballet. 1508 01:36:30,410 --> 01:36:31,370 Ballet? 1509 01:36:31,410 --> 01:36:33,040 There's a lake, and there's a castle... 1510 01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:35,840 and there's a swan that isn't really a swan... 1511 01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:36,850 or in this case... 1512 01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:38,610 a monster that isn't really a monster. 1513 01:36:40,280 --> 01:36:41,310 Then what is it? 1514 01:36:41,350 --> 01:36:43,980 What is it, indeed, that feeds on canary birds... 1515 01:36:44,020 --> 01:36:47,220 and sulfuric acid and has an engine for a heart? 1516 01:36:47,260 --> 01:36:48,380 An engine? 1517 01:36:48,430 --> 01:36:50,120 The stethoscope is a very sensitive instrument... 1518 01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:52,560 and water is an excellent conductor of sound. 1519 01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:54,560 There is no doubt that we are dealing with... 1520 01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:56,120 a mechanical monster. 1521 01:36:56,170 --> 01:36:57,190 Oh! 1522 01:36:57,230 --> 01:36:59,290 Not only is it equipped with an artificial heart... 1523 01:36:59,340 --> 01:37:01,300 it also has artificial lungs. 1524 01:37:02,310 --> 01:37:04,210 Judging from the bubbles on the surface of the lake... 1525 01:37:04,240 --> 01:37:06,870 it uses some form of air pump. 1526 01:37:07,410 --> 01:37:10,070 You think my husband was involved in all this? 1527 01:37:10,110 --> 01:37:13,080 Yes, Madame Valladon, I'm sure of it. 1528 01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:16,420 But why would anybody want to build a mechanical monster? 1529 01:37:16,450 --> 01:37:17,820 Just to scare people? 1530 01:37:17,850 --> 01:37:20,150 Not very likely. 1531 01:37:20,190 --> 01:37:22,750 Why did they try to keep me from finding my husband? 1532 01:37:24,260 --> 01:37:26,060 And why was he buried anonymously? 1533 01:37:26,100 --> 01:37:28,660 I think I have a pretty good notion... 1534 01:37:28,700 --> 01:37:29,790 of what they're up to... 1535 01:37:29,830 --> 01:37:33,200 the Society for the Preservation of Scottish Monuments... 1536 01:37:33,240 --> 01:37:35,860 better known as the Diogenes Club! 1537 01:37:35,910 --> 01:37:37,740 Diogenes Club? 1538 01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:39,800 Come in! 1539 01:37:41,910 --> 01:37:44,210 Mr. Ashdown, I have a bottle of champagne for you. 1540 01:37:44,980 --> 01:37:46,970 A bottle of champagne! 1541 01:37:48,150 --> 01:37:49,380 I didn't order it. 1542 01:37:49,420 --> 01:37:51,390 No, indeed. You are to deliver it. 1543 01:37:51,420 --> 01:37:52,790 Those are my instructions. 1544 01:37:52,820 --> 01:37:55,310 Instructions from whom? Deliver it where? 1545 01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:56,380 I wouldn't know, sir... 1546 01:37:56,430 --> 01:37:59,090 but there's a carriage waiting for you downstairs. 1547 01:38:00,900 --> 01:38:03,560 Are you sure you've got the right Mr. Ashdown? 1548 01:38:03,600 --> 01:38:05,630 Quite sure, Mr. Holmes. 1549 01:38:18,110 --> 01:38:19,510 Well, Watson... 1550 01:38:19,550 --> 01:38:23,320 I would say the curtain is going up on the last act. 1551 01:38:23,350 --> 01:38:25,840 I don't like the sound of it. 1552 01:38:25,890 --> 01:38:27,480 Please be careful. 1553 01:38:31,460 --> 01:38:33,730 Holmes, you'd better take this with you. 1554 01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:44,030 Well...who's minding the castle? 1555 01:38:44,070 --> 01:38:46,130 You'd better get on. It's getting late. 1556 01:38:46,180 --> 01:38:49,200 Where are we going? Some sort of party? 1557 01:38:49,250 --> 01:38:51,540 You won't be disappointed in the guest list. 1558 01:38:52,920 --> 01:38:54,380 Who's the host? 1559 01:38:54,420 --> 01:38:55,780 Jonah. 1560 01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:08,950 Mr. Ashdown, I presume? 1561 01:40:10,430 --> 01:40:12,050 The red runner, I presume. 1562 01:40:12,100 --> 01:40:15,530 You shouldn't have gone to all this trouble just for me. 1563 01:40:15,570 --> 01:40:17,500 It's not for you. McKennah? 1564 01:40:17,530 --> 01:40:19,800 May I have the champagne, please? 1565 01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:21,500 1886. 1566 01:40:21,540 --> 01:40:23,510 Not a very good vintage, is it? 1567 01:40:23,540 --> 01:40:25,840 Mediocre, but then again, it's not for drinking. 1568 01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:27,930 Tie it up, will you? 1569 01:40:27,980 --> 01:40:29,240 In here. 1570 01:40:35,620 --> 01:40:38,020 Interesting...and educational. 1571 01:40:38,050 --> 01:40:39,520 Despite my most emphatic warning... 1572 01:40:39,560 --> 01:40:41,020 you persisted in meddling. 1573 01:40:41,060 --> 01:40:43,220 It would have served you right if you had all drowned. 1574 01:40:43,260 --> 01:40:44,920 Sorry to be so unobliging. 1575 01:40:46,300 --> 01:40:48,200 "E. Valladon." 1576 01:40:48,230 --> 01:40:49,360 Hmm... 1577 01:40:49,400 --> 01:40:52,270 I imagine that this belongs to the pretty lady... 1578 01:40:52,300 --> 01:40:54,600 and this belongs to your...valet. 1579 01:40:54,640 --> 01:40:56,540 We found them floating in the lake. 1580 01:40:56,570 --> 01:40:58,540 Speaking about things floating in the lake... 1581 01:40:58,580 --> 01:41:01,040 how much do you know? Or...think you know? 1582 01:41:01,080 --> 01:41:04,070 I think you're testing some sort of underwater craft... 1583 01:41:04,110 --> 01:41:06,580 camouflaged to mislead the gullible. 1584 01:41:06,620 --> 01:41:08,580 I think it's an experimental model... 1585 01:41:08,620 --> 01:41:10,520 operated by a crew of midgets. 1586 01:41:10,550 --> 01:41:12,920 I think it is powered by sulfuric acid batteries... 1587 01:41:12,960 --> 01:41:15,980 and uses canaries to detect escaping gas. 1588 01:41:16,930 --> 01:41:18,990 Altogether, a unique contraption. 1589 01:41:19,030 --> 01:41:21,000 Not quite that unique. 1590 01:41:21,030 --> 01:41:23,460 Right now, four countries are trying to develop... 1591 01:41:23,500 --> 01:41:25,490 what we call a submersible... 1592 01:41:25,540 --> 01:41:28,330 but none of them could solve the critical problem... 1593 01:41:28,370 --> 01:41:31,070 how to stay submerged long enough to make it effective. 1594 01:41:31,610 --> 01:41:33,270 What does the good book say? 1595 01:41:34,380 --> 01:41:36,680 "And Jonah lived in the belly of that fish... 1596 01:41:36,710 --> 01:41:39,150 "for three days and three nights." 1597 01:41:39,180 --> 01:41:40,670 That was our goal... 1598 01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:42,180 and thanks to Valladon's air pump... 1599 01:41:42,220 --> 01:41:44,050 we got a jump on the rest of them. 1600 01:41:44,090 --> 01:41:45,880 It's a highly complex system of filtration... 1601 01:41:45,920 --> 01:41:47,410 so we had a series of trials... 1602 01:41:47,460 --> 01:41:49,430 And at least one error. 1603 01:41:49,460 --> 01:41:50,930 During a test run in the Moray Firth... 1604 01:41:50,960 --> 01:41:52,520 pressure caused a leak in the hull... 1605 01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:54,430 sea water mixed with the acid in the batteries... 1606 01:41:54,460 --> 01:41:56,020 to produce chlorine gas. 1607 01:41:56,070 --> 01:41:57,260 Before they could reach the surface... 1608 01:41:57,300 --> 01:41:58,700 Valladon and two of the crew were dead. 1609 01:41:58,740 --> 01:42:00,730 So you had them buried in unmarked graves... 1610 01:42:00,770 --> 01:42:02,030 to preserve your secret. 1611 01:42:02,070 --> 01:42:03,160 It was essential... 1612 01:42:03,210 --> 01:42:05,040 to keep the information from your client! 1613 01:42:05,070 --> 01:42:06,600 You went to all those lengths... 1614 01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:09,130 to prevent Madame Valladon from finding her husband? 1615 01:42:09,180 --> 01:42:11,940 Your client isn't Madame Valladon! 1616 01:42:12,950 --> 01:42:15,420 It's the Imperial German Government. 1617 01:42:15,450 --> 01:42:17,320 They were after the Belgian engineer... 1618 01:42:17,350 --> 01:42:18,720 or rather his invention. 1619 01:42:18,760 --> 01:42:20,720 They knew he was employed by us... 1620 01:42:20,760 --> 01:42:21,880 but they couldn't find out where. 1621 01:42:21,920 --> 01:42:26,380 So they enlisted the best brain in England to help them. 1622 01:42:26,430 --> 01:42:28,090 You, my dear brother, 1623 01:42:28,130 --> 01:42:30,160 have been working for the Wilhelm Strasse. 1624 01:42:36,310 --> 01:42:39,240 And Madame Valladon... 1625 01:42:39,280 --> 01:42:41,240 what part did she play in all of this? 1626 01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:43,270 Madame Valladon is dead. 1627 01:42:43,310 --> 01:42:44,400 Dead? 1628 01:42:44,450 --> 01:42:47,540 The Germans disposed of her three weeks ago in Brussels. 1629 01:42:51,190 --> 01:42:53,210 This is Gabrielle Valladon. 1630 01:43:04,130 --> 01:43:05,860 The woman who was brought to your house... 1631 01:43:05,900 --> 01:43:07,270 in the middle of the night... 1632 01:43:07,300 --> 01:43:09,460 apparently fished out of the Thames... 1633 01:43:09,510 --> 01:43:11,670 and apparently suffering from amnesia... 1634 01:43:11,710 --> 01:43:13,680 is in fact llsa von Hoffmanstal... 1635 01:43:13,710 --> 01:43:15,770 one of their most skillful agents. 1636 01:43:15,810 --> 01:43:18,710 Am I going too fast for the best brain in England? 1637 01:43:22,050 --> 01:43:23,210 Go on. 1638 01:43:23,250 --> 01:43:26,050 They planted her on you quite neatly, I must admit... 1639 01:43:26,090 --> 01:43:27,060 so that you could lead them... 1640 01:43:27,090 --> 01:43:29,290 to their objective, the air pump... 1641 01:43:29,330 --> 01:43:33,160 very much like using a hog to find truffles. 1642 01:43:33,200 --> 01:43:35,560 And now perhaps you'd care to join me. 1643 01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:39,970 I'm expecting a certain royal personage from Balmoral. 1644 01:44:15,810 --> 01:44:17,100 Your Majesty. 1645 01:44:21,280 --> 01:44:23,140 I trust you had a pleasant journey, ma'am. 1646 01:44:23,180 --> 01:44:26,170 It was long, and it was tedious... 1647 01:44:26,220 --> 01:44:28,680 and it had better be worth our while, Mr. Holmes. 1648 01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:30,690 I can assure you, ma'am, it will be. 1649 01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:34,680 Now, what is this curious ship we are supposed to christen? 1650 01:44:34,720 --> 01:44:37,660 We call it a submersible, ma'am. It travels under water. 1651 01:44:37,690 --> 01:44:41,190 Under water? What a fantastic idea! 1652 01:44:41,230 --> 01:44:43,930 Ma'am, may I present some of the scientists... 1653 01:44:43,970 --> 01:44:45,260 responsible for this achievement? 1654 01:44:45,300 --> 01:44:48,100 J. W. Ferguson, naval architect. 1655 01:44:48,140 --> 01:44:49,370 Your Majesty. 1656 01:44:49,410 --> 01:44:52,140 Professor Simson, our leading expert in hydraulics. 1657 01:44:52,170 --> 01:44:53,300 Your Majesty. 1658 01:44:53,340 --> 01:44:56,640 W. W. Prescott, co-inventor of the revolving periscope. 1659 01:44:56,680 --> 01:44:57,810 Your Majesty. 1660 01:44:57,850 --> 01:44:59,820 And this is my brother Sherlock, ma'am. 1661 01:44:59,850 --> 01:45:03,380 Ah, yes! Sherlock Holmes. 1662 01:45:03,420 --> 01:45:05,320 We have been following your exploits... 1663 01:45:05,350 --> 01:45:06,980 with great interest! 1664 01:45:07,020 --> 01:45:08,150 Thank you, ma'am. 1665 01:45:08,190 --> 01:45:10,950 Are you engaged in one of your fascinating cases... 1666 01:45:10,990 --> 01:45:11,960 at the moment? 1667 01:45:11,990 --> 01:45:13,360 In a manner of speaking, ma'am. 1668 01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:14,520 When can we expect to read... 1669 01:45:14,560 --> 01:45:16,030 Dr. Watson's account of the case? 1670 01:45:16,070 --> 01:45:17,120 I hope never, ma'am. 1671 01:45:17,170 --> 01:45:20,000 It has not been one of my more successful endeavors. 1672 01:45:20,040 --> 01:45:21,200 Oh. 1673 01:45:52,230 --> 01:45:56,170 There she is, ma'am... Her Majesty's Ship Jonah. 1674 01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:10,620 And what, may we ask... 1675 01:46:10,650 --> 01:46:13,180 is the purpose of that hideous gargoyle? 1676 01:46:13,220 --> 01:46:14,850 Merely a decoy, ma'am. 1677 01:46:14,890 --> 01:46:18,620 Oh! To frighten away the sharks, we imagine. 1678 01:46:18,660 --> 01:46:19,890 Something of the sort. 1679 01:46:25,330 --> 01:46:28,570 The crew will now demonstrate the workings of the submersible. 1680 01:46:30,340 --> 01:46:31,360 Stand to! 1681 01:46:35,410 --> 01:46:38,640 Aren't they rather small for sailors? 1682 01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:41,150 They are, ma'am, but because of the size of the craft... 1683 01:46:41,180 --> 01:46:42,450 the Navy made an exception. 1684 01:46:42,480 --> 01:46:44,180 They should make it a rule. 1685 01:46:44,220 --> 01:46:47,120 It is quite fatiguing to pin on all those medals... 1686 01:46:47,160 --> 01:46:49,320 while standing on our toes. 1687 01:47:05,740 --> 01:47:07,610 This is the main engine which propels us under water... 1688 01:47:07,640 --> 01:47:09,610 at the rate of two knots. 1689 01:47:09,650 --> 01:47:11,980 The reciprocating stabilizer mechanism... 1690 01:47:12,010 --> 01:47:15,380 the high-voltage acid batteries... 1691 01:47:15,420 --> 01:47:19,440 the multi-stage compressor... ballast tank trimmer... 1692 01:47:19,490 --> 01:47:22,250 the air pump which filters and recirculates the air. 1693 01:47:23,060 --> 01:47:24,620 How charming! 1694 01:47:24,660 --> 01:47:26,290 The air pump, ma'am? 1695 01:47:26,330 --> 01:47:29,630 Canaries! Must make the crew feel at home. 1696 01:47:29,670 --> 01:47:31,130 Yes, ma'am. 1697 01:47:31,170 --> 01:47:33,130 These are for firing the torpedoes... 1698 01:47:33,170 --> 01:47:35,930 which are accurate up to as much as 120 feet... 1699 01:47:35,970 --> 01:47:38,460 the telescope for scanning the surface of the water... 1700 01:47:38,510 --> 01:47:40,810 But where is the glass bottom? 1701 01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:42,370 The what, ma'am? 1702 01:47:43,380 --> 01:47:44,740 The glass bottom! 1703 01:47:44,780 --> 01:47:47,210 You know...to observe the fish. 1704 01:47:47,250 --> 01:47:49,580 And the plants and the cockles. 1705 01:47:49,620 --> 01:47:51,420 That's not quite the idea, ma'am. 1706 01:47:51,450 --> 01:47:54,250 H. M. S. Jonah has been commissioned as a warship. 1707 01:47:54,290 --> 01:47:55,690 A warship? 1708 01:48:03,370 --> 01:48:04,830 Stop that noise! 1709 01:48:04,870 --> 01:48:06,700 Stop it! 1710 01:48:06,740 --> 01:48:08,430 Ma'am, if I may explain... 1711 01:48:08,470 --> 01:48:09,630 You had better! 1712 01:48:09,670 --> 01:48:11,140 The admiralty regards this craft... 1713 01:48:11,170 --> 01:48:13,140 as the ultimate weapon in naval warfare. 1714 01:48:13,180 --> 01:48:14,440 It can seek out enemy ships... 1715 01:48:14,480 --> 01:48:15,910 and destroy them with those torpedoes... 1716 01:48:15,950 --> 01:48:18,440 while remaining completely invisible. 1717 01:48:18,480 --> 01:48:21,110 You mean it can fire at other vessels... 1718 01:48:21,150 --> 01:48:22,450 while under water? 1719 01:48:22,480 --> 01:48:23,450 Yes, ma'am. 1720 01:48:23,490 --> 01:48:24,450 Without any warning? 1721 01:48:24,490 --> 01:48:25,450 That is correct, ma'am. 1722 01:48:25,490 --> 01:48:27,080 Without showing her colors? 1723 01:48:27,120 --> 01:48:28,350 Indeed, ma'am. 1724 01:48:28,390 --> 01:48:31,190 Mr. Holmes, we are not amused. 1725 01:48:33,030 --> 01:48:36,690 It is unsportsmanlike, it is un-English... 1726 01:48:36,730 --> 01:48:39,220 and it is in very poor taste! 1727 01:48:39,270 --> 01:48:42,200 We will have none of it! 1728 01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:44,100 I beg your pardon, ma'am. 1729 01:48:46,310 --> 01:48:49,970 Sometimes we despair at the state of the world. 1730 01:48:50,010 --> 01:48:53,540 What will scientists think of next? 1731 01:48:53,580 --> 01:48:55,350 That's precisely it, ma'am. 1732 01:48:55,380 --> 01:48:56,410 At this very moment... 1733 01:48:56,450 --> 01:48:58,150 the Germans, under Count von Zeppelin... 1734 01:48:58,190 --> 01:49:00,620 are experimenting with a dirigible. 1735 01:49:00,660 --> 01:49:03,850 A dirigible? And what, pray, is that? 1736 01:49:03,890 --> 01:49:05,590 A rigid balloon which could fly over London... 1737 01:49:05,630 --> 01:49:07,990 and drop a bomb on Buckingham Palace. 1738 01:49:08,030 --> 01:49:09,900 It is being developed at the express orders... 1739 01:49:09,930 --> 01:49:12,130 of Kaiser Wilhelm ll. 1740 01:49:12,170 --> 01:49:16,630 Nonsense! We refuse to believe that our grandson Willie... 1741 01:49:16,670 --> 01:49:18,110 would do a thing like that! 1742 01:49:18,140 --> 01:49:19,610 We have conclusive proof, ma'am. 1743 01:49:19,640 --> 01:49:22,110 Our agent in Friedrichshafen, a man named Ibidson... 1744 01:49:22,140 --> 01:49:24,610 actually saw the dirigible and made a drawing of it. 1745 01:49:24,650 --> 01:49:26,110 Unfortunately, he was apprehended... 1746 01:49:26,150 --> 01:49:28,120 before he could cross the border. 1747 01:49:28,150 --> 01:49:32,610 Nevertheless, we want no part of this beastly invention. 1748 01:49:32,650 --> 01:49:35,250 Get rid of it! Scuttle it! 1749 01:49:35,290 --> 01:49:37,190 The sooner the better! 1750 01:49:37,230 --> 01:49:38,420 May I point out, ma'am... 1751 01:49:38,460 --> 01:49:39,790 And do not concern yourself... 1752 01:49:39,830 --> 01:49:43,320 about that dirigible dropping bombs on us. 1753 01:49:43,370 --> 01:49:47,530 We shall write a very sharp note to the kaiser! 1754 01:49:48,200 --> 01:49:51,730 Now...we wish to return to Balmoral. 1755 01:50:13,660 --> 01:50:14,690 Well, Mycroft... 1756 01:50:14,730 --> 01:50:17,600 it seems we have both been undone by a woman. 1757 01:50:17,630 --> 01:50:20,600 What a shame... all that superb engineering... 1758 01:50:20,640 --> 01:50:24,270 and all that cunning espionage for naught. 1759 01:50:24,310 --> 01:50:26,100 Not necessarily. 1760 01:50:26,140 --> 01:50:29,170 If the Germans want that submersible so badly... 1761 01:50:29,210 --> 01:50:31,540 why don't we give it to them? 1762 01:50:31,580 --> 01:50:32,950 Give it to them? 1763 01:50:32,980 --> 01:50:35,540 Invite them aboard for the final journey... 1764 01:50:35,580 --> 01:50:38,020 700 feet straight down. 1765 01:50:39,660 --> 01:50:42,220 And how are you going to arrange that? 1766 01:50:42,260 --> 01:50:44,380 I'm rather counting on you to do it... 1767 01:50:44,430 --> 01:50:46,550 since you're on such intimate terms... 1768 01:50:46,600 --> 01:50:48,320 with Fraulein von Hoffmanstal. 1769 01:50:51,170 --> 01:50:53,190 Shall we say good-bye to Her Majesty? 1770 01:52:39,540 --> 01:52:41,870 Sorry about that, but as long as you're up... 1771 01:52:43,350 --> 01:52:46,010 what is the German word for castle? 1772 01:52:46,050 --> 01:52:47,210 Schlos, isn't it? 1773 01:52:48,620 --> 01:52:50,310 I think so. 1774 01:52:50,350 --> 01:52:53,580 And how would you say "under the castle"? 1775 01:52:53,620 --> 01:52:56,650 Unten das schlos... or die schlos? 1776 01:52:58,860 --> 01:53:01,520 I don't know. My German is not that good. 1777 01:53:03,700 --> 01:53:04,670 Your Trappist friends... 1778 01:53:04,700 --> 01:53:06,460 are waiting outside to hear from you. 1779 01:53:07,240 --> 01:53:08,200 It's a chilly morning. 1780 01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:09,200 We don't want to keep them... 1781 01:53:09,240 --> 01:53:10,710 standing around too long, do we... 1782 01:53:12,470 --> 01:53:15,170 Fraulein Hoffmanstal? 1783 01:53:21,220 --> 01:53:23,380 Come now, it's too late to play cat and mouse. 1784 01:53:28,790 --> 01:53:32,060 Unten dem schlos. 1785 01:53:33,060 --> 01:53:34,220 Thank you. 1786 01:53:35,660 --> 01:53:37,530 Here is your signaling device. 1787 01:53:38,530 --> 01:53:40,060 It's rather bent, I'm afraid. 1788 01:53:41,270 --> 01:53:42,360 Would you care to tell them... 1789 01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:44,500 where they can find the submersible? 1790 01:53:48,410 --> 01:53:49,570 No? 1791 01:53:51,050 --> 01:53:53,210 Then I shall just have to do it myself. 1792 01:53:58,320 --> 01:54:01,380 I only hope my Morse code is adequate to the occasion. 1793 01:54:49,500 --> 01:54:52,060 Well...it's up to the good monks now. 1794 01:54:52,110 --> 01:54:55,010 You can consider your part of the mission accomplished... 1795 01:54:55,040 --> 01:54:56,530 Fraulein Hoffmanstal. 1796 01:54:57,550 --> 01:55:02,110 You're all wrong about me. My name is not Hoffmanstal. 1797 01:55:02,150 --> 01:55:03,140 It isn't? 1798 01:55:03,190 --> 01:55:05,710 It's von Hoffmanstal. 1799 01:55:05,750 --> 01:55:07,950 I stand corrected. 1800 01:55:07,990 --> 01:55:10,480 I suppose once they are in the castle... 1801 01:55:12,690 --> 01:55:15,820 Must amuse you, Mr. Holmes, Trappists walking into a trap? 1802 01:55:15,860 --> 01:55:17,090 It's more amusing than that. 1803 01:55:17,130 --> 01:55:19,120 Once in the castle, they will encounter... 1804 01:55:19,170 --> 01:55:20,960 surprisingly little resistance. 1805 01:55:21,000 --> 01:55:23,200 It will take but a small bottle of chloroform... 1806 01:55:23,240 --> 01:55:24,800 to overcome the guards. 1807 01:55:24,840 --> 01:55:26,770 You mean you're going to let them have the air pump? 1808 01:55:26,810 --> 01:55:27,780 Better than that. 1809 01:55:27,810 --> 01:55:29,640 We're going to let them have the submersible. 1810 01:55:30,850 --> 01:55:33,110 They will find it with its engines running all set to go. 1811 01:55:33,150 --> 01:55:35,170 I assume they're all expert sailors. 1812 01:55:35,220 --> 01:55:37,190 And since there's a German battleship... 1813 01:55:37,220 --> 01:55:38,740 cruising off the coast of Scotland... 1814 01:55:38,790 --> 01:55:40,880 I expect they'll try to sail it out of the loch... 1815 01:55:40,920 --> 01:55:41,850 and rendezvous at sea. 1816 01:55:43,020 --> 01:55:44,510 Did you say try to? 1817 01:55:46,700 --> 01:55:49,720 I would suggest you get your things together. 1818 01:55:49,770 --> 01:55:52,500 Mycroft will be here to take you into custody. 1819 01:55:55,440 --> 01:55:58,700 I never had you fooled for a moment, did I? 1820 01:55:58,740 --> 01:56:01,270 You knew right from the beginning... 1821 01:56:02,410 --> 01:56:05,180 when the cabby brought me to Baker Street. 1822 01:56:06,980 --> 01:56:08,380 Let me see. 1823 01:56:10,890 --> 01:56:12,950 Not quite that soon. 1824 01:56:12,990 --> 01:56:15,080 It's so funny. 1825 01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:17,720 I asked for this assignment, you know. 1826 01:56:18,730 --> 01:56:21,360 I was scheduled to go to Japan... 1827 01:56:21,400 --> 01:56:23,020 but I couldn't resist the challenge... 1828 01:56:23,060 --> 01:56:25,400 of coming up against the best. 1829 01:56:27,000 --> 01:56:29,200 I'm sorry I didn't give you a closer game. 1830 01:56:31,340 --> 01:56:33,000 Close enough. 1831 01:56:34,680 --> 01:56:36,640 You're just being kind. 1832 01:56:36,680 --> 01:56:38,580 I failed miserably. 1833 01:56:40,050 --> 01:56:42,520 We all have occasional failures. 1834 01:56:43,650 --> 01:56:46,880 Fortunately, Dr. Watson never writes about mine. 1835 01:56:51,430 --> 01:56:52,480 Holmes! 1836 01:57:01,570 --> 01:57:04,060 Holmes! I saw it again! 1837 01:57:04,110 --> 01:57:05,500 That thing! It came from the castle! 1838 01:57:05,540 --> 01:57:07,060 It's out there! 1839 01:57:16,180 --> 01:57:19,120 It was out there. Now it's gone. 1840 01:57:19,150 --> 01:57:20,120 -It's gone? -Forever. 1841 01:57:20,160 --> 01:57:21,590 Look for yourself. 1842 01:57:25,960 --> 01:57:27,490 A bottle of champagne? 1843 01:57:29,930 --> 01:57:31,460 And a Bible? 1844 01:57:32,970 --> 01:57:37,230 That's all that's left of H. M. S. Jonah. 1845 01:57:38,340 --> 01:57:39,310 Holmes! 1846 01:57:39,340 --> 01:57:42,610 For once, would you mind being a little less cryptic? 1847 01:57:42,640 --> 01:57:44,340 It would seem that someone carelessly loosened... 1848 01:57:44,380 --> 01:57:46,540 the bolts of the submersible. 1849 01:57:47,980 --> 01:57:50,080 What a fitting end for Trappists. 1850 01:57:50,120 --> 01:57:52,420 Now they are resting in eternal silence... 1851 01:57:52,450 --> 01:57:53,980 at the bottom of the lake. 1852 01:57:57,830 --> 01:57:59,020 Do you know what he's talking about? 1853 01:58:02,830 --> 01:58:05,030 Fraulein von Hoffmanstal. 1854 01:58:05,070 --> 01:58:07,660 Yes, Mr. Holmes. I'm all ready. 1855 01:58:08,270 --> 01:58:10,360 If there's one thing I like about the Prussians... 1856 01:58:10,410 --> 01:58:11,460 it's their punctuality. 1857 01:58:11,510 --> 01:58:14,530 If there's one thing I dislike about the British... 1858 01:58:14,580 --> 01:58:16,130 it's their climate. 1859 01:58:16,180 --> 01:58:18,510 I understand your jails are very damp... 1860 01:58:18,550 --> 01:58:21,980 and your heating facilities totally inadequate. 1861 01:58:22,020 --> 01:58:23,920 They are, but you're not going to jail. 1862 01:58:23,950 --> 01:58:25,010 You're going back to Germany. 1863 01:58:26,250 --> 01:58:27,520 Germany? 1864 01:58:27,560 --> 01:58:29,620 You will be conducted to the Swiss/German border... 1865 01:58:29,660 --> 01:58:31,520 and be exchanged for one of our agents... 1866 01:58:31,560 --> 01:58:32,720 a man named Ibidson. 1867 01:58:34,560 --> 01:58:35,530 Thank you. 1868 01:58:35,560 --> 01:58:37,460 Oh, don't thank me. Thank my brother. 1869 01:58:37,500 --> 01:58:38,800 It was his idea. 1870 01:58:43,840 --> 01:58:46,360 Frankly, I think we're making a very poor deal. 1871 01:58:46,410 --> 01:58:47,810 You're much better than most operatives... 1872 01:58:47,840 --> 01:58:49,610 working for British intelligence. 1873 01:58:50,410 --> 01:58:51,850 Don't you agree, Sherlock? 1874 01:58:52,880 --> 01:58:56,040 And better than some consulting detectives. 1875 01:59:16,170 --> 01:59:17,330 Shall we? 1876 01:59:25,950 --> 01:59:27,110 I'll take that. 1877 01:59:35,490 --> 01:59:36,650 Gentlemen. 1878 01:59:45,800 --> 01:59:46,770 All right, Holmes. 1879 01:59:46,800 --> 01:59:47,830 You don't have to explain anything to me... 1880 01:59:47,870 --> 01:59:48,840 if you don't want to. 1881 01:59:48,870 --> 01:59:49,840 I appreciate that, Watson. 1882 01:59:49,870 --> 01:59:52,240 After all, I'm only your official biographer! 1883 01:59:52,270 --> 01:59:53,710 Anyway, I don't think she would care to have... 1884 01:59:53,740 --> 01:59:56,440 this story spread all over the "Strand Magazine." 1885 01:59:57,250 --> 01:59:59,580 The public has a right to know these things! 1886 01:59:59,610 --> 02:00:01,610 If she's a German spy... 1887 02:00:01,650 --> 02:00:04,140 why should we concern ourselves about her feelings? 1888 02:00:20,440 --> 02:00:22,160 Giddyup. 1889 02:00:29,180 --> 02:00:32,610 Holmes, if I promise not to write a word about it... 1890 02:00:32,650 --> 02:00:35,620 would you enlighten me, as your friend, as your valet? 1891 02:00:35,650 --> 02:00:36,810 Quiet. 1892 02:00:37,820 --> 02:00:39,620 I'm trying to read a personal message. 1893 02:00:39,650 --> 02:00:41,120 Message? 1894 02:00:57,070 --> 02:00:58,230 What's she saying? 1895 02:01:00,110 --> 02:01:04,200 Auf...wiedersehen. 1896 02:01:04,980 --> 02:01:07,780 Auf wieder...the nerve! 1897 02:01:40,980 --> 02:01:43,610 A letter from the Diogenes Club. 1898 02:01:43,650 --> 02:01:45,710 Maybe Mycroft is putting you up for membership! 1899 02:01:45,750 --> 02:01:47,550 If only to have the distinct pleasure... 1900 02:01:47,590 --> 02:01:49,180 of blackballing his brother. 1901 02:02:08,940 --> 02:02:10,430 Aren't you going to finish your breakfast? 1902 02:03:06,030 --> 02:03:07,660 Holmes, I'm terribly sorry about this. 1903 02:03:11,270 --> 02:03:12,470 Where is it, Watson? 1904 02:03:15,110 --> 02:03:19,310 In the files. May to July, 1885. 1905 02:03:33,730 --> 02:03:35,360 You're getting better. 134863