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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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[all screaming]
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- No, no, no.
- Don't you fucking touch her.
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- Fine, I'll take you first.
- [grunts]
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No!
No.
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[grunting]
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Now!
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- Julia.
- Move!
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- Wait.
- [grunts]
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I had Reynard.
I had The Beast.
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Man, fuck this.
We're out.
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The chain was the only thing
keeping my hand from--
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Sorry.
Not my problem.
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Do you know what a Niffin is?
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It's when too much
runs through you,
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consumes you.
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Only the magic is left.
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Hard to cast
when you're sliced in two.
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- [grunts]
- [grunts]
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- [grunts]
- What is she doing?
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She can't.
She'll Niffin out.
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- [screams]
- Alice, stop.
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[screaming]
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Let's finally finish this.
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He did it on purpose.
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Alice, don't.
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[gasps]
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[demonic growling]
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[soft music]
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♪ ♪
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- Five surgeries.
- He'll recover.
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I know we're being serious
right now,
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but that surgeon
has the biggest dick.
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Eliot, it's time to go.
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Our kingdom awaits.
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[indistinct chatter]
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With The Beast dead, there's
a power vacuum in Fillory.
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Power vacuum?
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Hello?
High King and Queen right here.
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We, of course, recognize your
rule, but others--
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Everyone assumes
you'll be dead soon...
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or you'll run away
or vanish or go mad.
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There are stirrings of rebellion
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in the Southern Orchard,
the Outer Islands,
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refusal to pay
the Crown's taxes.
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You know who loves paying taxes?
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People with broken legs.
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[whispering indistinctly]
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Abigail would remind you
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that money cannot fill
the Wellspring.
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Without it, Fillory withers.
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Okay, well,
we talked about this.
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When someone drops a log
at a public pool,
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you just send a kid with a net
to fish it out.
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The befouling
was substantial, Your Majesty.
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We've employed
several filtration systems,
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but the Wellspring
isn't recovering fast enough.
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If there was a royal appeal
to Ember himself--
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Okay, we can't find him.
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He's not in his temple
or his filthy sex cave.
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We need to devote
more resources.
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We're going to build a monument
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to our fallen queen--
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a statue, I think...
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100 feet high.
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Do you know
what that would cost?
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I don't care how much it costs.
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I want designs drawn up
and funds...
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funded immediately.
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Can you give us a moment?
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I said get the fuck out.
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[device rattling, squeaking]
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So that's the plan, huh--
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blow all our cash
on sappy nonsense,
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bankrupt the kingdom?
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We have to do something.
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Alice was our friend.
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No. She wasn't.
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Alice was a package deal.
She came with Quentin.
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Somebody skipped her colonic
this morning.
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For whatever stupid reason,
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you're the High King
of an entire land.
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You have to be
responsible, Eliot.
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Since when are you
Fillory Clinton?
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Since I'm me.
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My crown is just as heavy
as yours.
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You can leave
whenever you feel like it.
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You can go back to Brakebills.
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You can do whatever
you goddamn want.
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I don't belong here.
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I'm not ready to be a king.
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I wasn't done being me.
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It was so much simpler
when there was just
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one giant evil dick
trying to kill us.
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- Now we're just--
- Grown-ups.
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How did this happen?
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I have an idea...
to help you.
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- Like a loophole?
- Mm-hmm.
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You're gonna ironically
abandon me here to go find it.
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I'll be back.
I promise.
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I know you...
[sighs]
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Will.
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[soft music]
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[man coughing]
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[indistinct shouting]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey.
- [groans softly]
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Kady?
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Hey.
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[groans softly]
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Kady, come on, I need your help.
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[grunts]
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Let's go.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[soft music]
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♪ ♪
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[shattering]
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[foot stomping]
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You haven't had any other
problems with your casting?
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I've had nothing but problems.
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I thought it was because
of my hands,
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but it's getting worse,
not better.
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Hmm.
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I've had a few...
brownouts, you could call them.
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I mean, I thought it was
the Xanax, honestly.
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How many?
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Two a day if I can get them.
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Oh, you mean the brownouts.
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Four or five.
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Hmm.
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Yes.
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[grunting]
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[breathing heavily]
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What happened?
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I'm trying to get back here,
but my aim's off.
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Okay, all right, It seems like
more than your aim.
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Last three worlds I've been in
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haven't had any fucking oxygen.
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My fingers just--they just--
they just keep shorting me out.
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[breathing heavily]
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What happened?
Did we kill The Beast?
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We did.
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[exhales sharply]
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But, um, Quentin's
pretty banged up.
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Alice was hurt
a lot worse, Penny.
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She--she died.
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- Budget?
- Citizen petitions.
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I want everyone
to stop wanting things.
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[chuckles]
Great time to ask for something?
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Your father makes knives
for a living
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and knows where I sleep, so...
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[scoffs]
Ask away.
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I'm know I'm not precisely
the type
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you'd most likely choose,
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and I wasn't so experienced
when we were first together,
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but you're so great at it.
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You're--you're huge,
and it's so good.
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And, Eliot, I don't know how
to politely ask you to fuck me.
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Oh, look, Margo's here.
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You remember Lasaro?
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That creep who made
the Margolem?
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I twisted his arms
and/or balls a little,
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and he gave up the spell.
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Living clay is hard to come by,
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but Fogg left his stash
so unprotected,
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it's like
he wanted me to steal it.
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So I did.
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We're gonna make another you.
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[playful music]
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Hey.
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Made you a sandwich...
half an hour ago.
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Then I ate it.
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I'm sorry.
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It's been a long time
since I've had a hot shower.
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How you feeling?
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Uh...
[sighs]
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Better...
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nap, seeing you alive,
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magic methadone...
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methadone.
[chuckles]
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Thanks...
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for all of it.
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So, um, how did you find me?
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After asking around a bit,
I heard about a girl
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who was doing miracles
for a quick fix.
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I called it
"turning tricks."
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You think I'm judging you,
I'm not.
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No.
No, I'm judging myself.
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You... you saved my life,
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and...
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you know, I-I thought
it would be okay to run...
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if I got the cavalry
and I came back to help you,
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but I...
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I just ran.
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I hid.
[scoffs]
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Yeah, well, there was nothing
you could have done then.
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But you can help me now.
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[gasps] Oh, my God.
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- Ju--Julia, is that--
- Marina.
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She helped me bait a trap
for Reynard.
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- He killed her.
- You freeze-dried her corpse?
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Alonso's Reverse Thermogenesis.
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But look...
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she left this for a reason--
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a message or a code.
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I mean, at least
I thought that--
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No, no.
I know exactly what that is.
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That's a locator number...
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for a book in the library
at Brakebills.
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[ominous music]
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[birds chirping]
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Be careful.
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[exhales sharply] That's a long
drop for human legs.
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We would not want to see you
get hurt
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so soon after being rebuilt.
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"Rebuilt"?
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[chuckles]
It's strange, I know.
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But you'll get used to it.
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Is this a hospital?
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- Are you--are you a doctor?
- You're at the retreat...
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a few hours gallop north
of Whitespire.
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I was a patient years ago.
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The Centaurs saved my life
when no one else could.
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Now I try to repay that debt
by serving them as a nurse.
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- The Centaurs?
- Mm-hmm.
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Horse people.
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- Mm-hmm.
- How--how long have I--
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Three weeks.
Your injuries were severe.
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Your friends were called away,
but they left that for you.
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We can start physical therapy
in the morning.
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[soft music]
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♪ ♪
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"Dear Q,
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"we buried Alice today
in the gardens,
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"where she'll
always be close by.
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"We left a box of her things,
if you ever wake up.
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"Please wake up.
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Your benevolent overlord,
High King Eliot."
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♪ ♪
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[cries softly]
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[clears throat] Hey.
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[sniffles]
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Margo sent me here
to get my hands checked out.
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Look...
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it sucks about Alice.
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"Sucks"?
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That's the best that you can do?
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I cared about her, too.
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For what, like, ten minutes,
including foreplay?
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Are you mad at me because
I cared too much or too little?
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I'm mad 'cause you fucked up
the one thing that
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- we were counting on you for.
- You want to blame me?
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It was your cacodemon
that killed her.
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That was not Alice.
Alice was gone.
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So you just saved the day, huh?
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Could we just...
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convalesce from our horrible
injuries separately, please?
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Nice to see you, too, man.
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Good day. My name is Sawbones.
I'll be examining you.
263
00:13:15,048 --> 00:13:16,847
[sniffs]
Ugh!
264
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,916
Those are the most accursed
things I've ever smelled.
265
00:13:18,952 --> 00:13:22,453
They must be removed posthaste.
266
00:13:22,488 --> 00:13:23,988
How did they become cursed?
267
00:13:24,023 --> 00:13:25,823
Uh...
[stammers]
268
00:13:25,858 --> 00:13:28,893
Some guy, this--this valet type
of dude at Chatwin's Torrent.
269
00:13:28,928 --> 00:13:31,195
- The River Watcher.
- You know him?
270
00:13:31,231 --> 00:13:33,164
I'm sorry.
I-I can't help you.
271
00:13:33,199 --> 00:13:34,432
Dude, just chop 'em off
and give me
272
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,133
some magic wooden shit
like you did Quentin.
273
00:13:36,169 --> 00:13:38,269
I'm a surgeon.
I can't risk the curse
274
00:13:38,304 --> 00:13:39,503
spreading to my own hands.
275
00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:41,505
The River Watcher...
[scoffs]
276
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:43,908
He's mercurial and dangerous.
277
00:13:43,943 --> 00:13:48,479
You erred greatly
in offending him, Penny.
278
00:13:48,514 --> 00:13:50,781
[light thudding]
279
00:13:50,817 --> 00:13:52,450
Did you--
280
00:13:52,485 --> 00:13:56,754
Are you shitting?
281
00:13:56,789 --> 00:13:59,290
You're welcome.
282
00:13:59,325 --> 00:14:02,093
[sighs]
283
00:14:02,128 --> 00:14:05,363
What was I saying?
284
00:14:05,398 --> 00:14:07,265
Me likey.
285
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,433
You're thinking about
banging yourself, aren't you?
286
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:10,501
Shh, shh, shh.
287
00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:12,270
No, no.
288
00:14:12,305 --> 00:14:16,240
Doing your clone is more like
AP-level masturbation.
289
00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:19,043
Ugh, put on a robe, would you?
290
00:14:24,317 --> 00:14:27,151
- Aww.
- Now, part two--
291
00:14:27,186 --> 00:14:29,520
a variation
on the mind-control work
292
00:14:29,555 --> 00:14:32,056
Mayakovsky hammered us
with first year.
293
00:14:32,091 --> 00:14:34,959
You sleep here, your mind
goes into the golem.
294
00:14:34,994 --> 00:14:36,527
And the golem
goes to Brakebills,
295
00:14:36,562 --> 00:14:38,329
unless, of course, we're wrong
about the fine print
296
00:14:38,364 --> 00:14:41,098
in my contract and he can't
leave Fillory either.
297
00:14:41,134 --> 00:14:43,401
Yeah, totally possible
he touches a button
298
00:14:43,436 --> 00:14:46,170
and just explodes.
299
00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:49,006
Only one way to find out.
300
00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:56,881
Richard's alumni key.
301
00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,050
It gets you past the wards
at Brakebills.
302
00:14:59,085 --> 00:15:00,451
I was expelled.
303
00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:02,286
Alarm bells will go off
the second I pop in.
304
00:15:02,322 --> 00:15:03,554
I didn't go to school there.
305
00:15:03,589 --> 00:15:05,423
I mean, how am I supposed
to find this book?
306
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:08,259
- "Best bitches"?
- [chuckles]
307
00:15:08,294 --> 00:15:10,227
It's the only one
the bodega had.
308
00:15:10,263 --> 00:15:13,230
[soft music]
309
00:15:13,266 --> 00:15:20,271
♪ ♪
310
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:34,518
Okay, bitch, say something.
311
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:41,959
- You seeing this?
- Head down this row.
312
00:15:41,994 --> 00:15:44,628
Wait. Yeah, that room
on your left.
313
00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:46,430
It's got an anti-decay charm
on it.
314
00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:48,632
It's where they keep
the good shit.
315
00:15:50,136 --> 00:15:52,136
[door creaks]
316
00:15:54,607 --> 00:15:57,375
- Got it.
- What?
317
00:15:57,410 --> 00:16:02,146
Wait, let me see.
Hold it up.
318
00:16:02,181 --> 00:16:04,949
Wait, flip it to the back.
319
00:16:04,984 --> 00:16:08,285
[sighs] Damn it.
It's like a library LoJack.
320
00:16:08,321 --> 00:16:09,887
It'll go off if you try
to take the book
321
00:16:09,922 --> 00:16:11,322
outside the Brakebills wards.
322
00:16:11,357 --> 00:16:13,224
I mean, this will take hours
to copy.
323
00:16:13,259 --> 00:16:14,625
Someone's gonna notice me.
324
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:18,429
Well, not if you know
the right place to hide.
325
00:16:18,464 --> 00:16:20,431
[indistinct chatter]
326
00:16:20,466 --> 00:16:23,434
[dance music playing]
327
00:16:23,469 --> 00:16:27,238
♪ ♪
328
00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:30,674
Okay.
Didn't explode so far.
329
00:16:32,412 --> 00:16:34,678
Why does everything smell
so great?
330
00:16:34,714 --> 00:16:37,915
Because your doppelganger
hasn't met cocaine yet.
331
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:42,319
all: Todd! Todd! Todd!
Todd! Todd! Todd!
332
00:16:42,355 --> 00:16:45,189
Why is everyone cheering for...
333
00:16:45,224 --> 00:16:48,159
- Todd?
- Oh, hey.
334
00:16:48,194 --> 00:16:50,561
You guys!
335
00:16:50,596 --> 00:16:52,263
You made a lot of friends, huh?
336
00:16:52,298 --> 00:16:53,931
I heard you guys were dead.
337
00:16:53,966 --> 00:16:57,601
So I threw this massive rager
in your honor.
338
00:16:57,637 --> 00:17:00,171
The fact that you just
called it a rager sickens me.
339
00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:03,474
Thing is, it went great,
340
00:17:03,509 --> 00:17:07,244
and everyone had so much fun
that I kind of...
341
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,979
Became the new me.
342
00:17:09,015 --> 00:17:12,016
[chuckles]
343
00:17:12,051 --> 00:17:14,685
Todd, answer truthfully.
344
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,420
Are you wearing my vest?
345
00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:21,091
I am wearing your vest.
346
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,660
Keep it.
[sighs]
347
00:17:22,695 --> 00:17:25,563
New plan--
I give up on Fillory
348
00:17:25,598 --> 00:17:28,232
and dedicate myself completely
to destroying Todd.
349
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:31,135
- Oh, it's just Todd.
- "Just Todd"?
350
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:33,704
He's usurping me.
My entire kingdom is at stake.
351
00:17:33,739 --> 00:17:36,574
Your actual kingdom
is actually at stake.
352
00:17:36,609 --> 00:17:38,209
There are some things
more important
353
00:17:38,244 --> 00:17:39,410
than saving an entire world.
354
00:17:39,445 --> 00:17:41,011
Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb
355
00:17:41,047 --> 00:17:44,048
and say this isn't really
about Todd.
356
00:17:46,519 --> 00:17:48,586
You don't say, Margo.
357
00:17:48,621 --> 00:17:51,255
No killing Todd.
358
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,692
Fucking Todd.
359
00:17:54,727 --> 00:17:57,695
[dance music and chatter
continue]
360
00:17:57,730 --> 00:18:02,066
♪ ♪
361
00:18:11,143 --> 00:18:14,111
[soft music]
362
00:18:14,146 --> 00:18:21,151
♪ ♪
363
00:18:25,124 --> 00:18:26,724
[light thud]
364
00:18:29,695 --> 00:18:31,662
Is this a bad time?
365
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,567
Come sit over here.
366
00:18:39,405 --> 00:18:42,773
I saw a-a... strange woman.
367
00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:46,277
She's... pale and had...
368
00:18:46,312 --> 00:18:48,112
horn things.
369
00:18:48,147 --> 00:18:50,581
You've seen the White Lady.
370
00:18:50,616 --> 00:18:52,583
I'm sorry.
"White Lady?"
371
00:18:52,618 --> 00:18:54,818
You are fortunate
she offered herself
372
00:18:54,854 --> 00:18:56,387
to some Centaur's sight
373
00:18:56,422 --> 00:18:58,656
while you happened
to be watching.
374
00:19:04,263 --> 00:19:07,390
- Is that--
- Mm, skin.
375
00:19:07,676 --> 00:19:11,101
It won't feel,
but it might help you forget
376
00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:12,570
what's underneath.
377
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:20,210
[tense music]
378
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:24,214
♪ ♪
379
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,251
[gasping, choking]
380
00:19:30,894 --> 00:19:32,556
Get up, Coldwater!
381
00:19:32,592 --> 00:19:33,592
What--what happened?
382
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,851
My hands tried to kill me,
so I broke my own arms.
383
00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:38,093
Look, forget all the mean shit
I said to you earlier.
384
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,916
The Bronies can't fix me.
I need your help.
385
00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:42,354
Okay, I guess.
386
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,924
First things first--
find an ax.
387
00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:50,744
Are you sure about this?
388
00:19:50,779 --> 00:19:52,913
Do you know how strong
booze has to be
389
00:19:52,948 --> 00:19:55,615
to get a horse drunk?
390
00:19:55,651 --> 00:19:57,451
[laughing]
391
00:19:57,486 --> 00:19:59,653
I c--I ca--
I can't feel my face,
392
00:19:59,688 --> 00:20:01,989
much less my face...
393
00:20:02,024 --> 00:20:05,892
I mean hands.
394
00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:07,127
Just do it.
395
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:10,497
I'm going to.
Jeez.
396
00:20:10,532 --> 00:20:13,900
[exhales deeply]
397
00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:14,901
Nope.
398
00:20:14,937 --> 00:20:17,004
Damn it, Quentin!
399
00:20:17,039 --> 00:20:18,905
Sorry, I just--I panicked.
I don't love blood.
400
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:20,540
Who loves blood?
401
00:20:20,576 --> 00:20:22,943
I'm not gonna feel anything,
so fucking go!
402
00:20:22,978 --> 00:20:24,644
- I don't think I can do this.
- Oh, my God!
403
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,079
I knew I fucking couldn't
count on you!
404
00:20:26,115 --> 00:20:29,616
You are so fucking pathetic,
you--you--you floppy-haired,
405
00:20:29,651 --> 00:20:31,551
limp dicked dork.
406
00:20:31,587 --> 00:20:33,954
Fucking--no wonder Alice
couldn't get off on you.
407
00:20:33,989 --> 00:20:35,756
- You have no fu--Aah!
- Aah!
408
00:20:35,791 --> 00:20:37,491
- Oh, I fucking feel it!
- Okay, okay!
409
00:20:37,526 --> 00:20:39,693
- Oh, what did you do?
- I can fix it! I can fix it!
410
00:20:39,728 --> 00:20:42,396
[both screaming]
411
00:20:42,431 --> 00:20:45,399
[electronic music playing]
412
00:20:45,434 --> 00:20:51,071
♪ ♪
413
00:20:51,106 --> 00:20:52,773
Oh, I wouldn't.
414
00:20:52,808 --> 00:20:54,574
Todd made that.
It's vile.
415
00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:03,150
- Here.
- [chuckles]
416
00:21:03,185 --> 00:21:05,085
[slurps]
417
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,721
Mmm.
Delicious.
418
00:21:08,991 --> 00:21:11,024
- I'm Eliot.
- Javier.
419
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,627
You're a first-year?
420
00:21:13,662 --> 00:21:14,895
Second-year.
421
00:21:14,930 --> 00:21:17,130
Universidad De Asombro in Spain.
422
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:18,999
I'm here
for the Welters tournament.
423
00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:20,434
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
424
00:21:20,469 --> 00:21:22,169
I would make a joke
about ball handling,
425
00:21:22,204 --> 00:21:25,472
but I'm deadly serious
about ball handling.
426
00:21:25,507 --> 00:21:27,874
- Me too.
- Mm.
427
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:29,810
Listen, Javier, I could
keep this up all night...
428
00:21:29,845 --> 00:21:32,212
- So could I.
- But I have to reclaim my title
429
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:33,680
as the life of this
and every party
430
00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:35,048
by making a drink
so perfect--
431
00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:39,219
It seems like you need to relax.
432
00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:41,188
I'm married...
433
00:21:41,223 --> 00:21:42,522
to a woman.
434
00:21:42,558 --> 00:21:44,057
I have a boyfriend.
435
00:21:44,093 --> 00:21:46,693
but he's on another
continent, so...
436
00:21:46,728 --> 00:21:49,062
it doesn't count.
437
00:21:49,098 --> 00:21:51,765
And where is your wife?
438
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,100
On another planet.
439
00:21:53,135 --> 00:21:56,203
[scoffs]
Definitely doesn't count.
440
00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:07,481
[grunts]
441
00:22:07,516 --> 00:22:09,983
Ahh.
It's working.
442
00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:11,218
¿Qué?
443
00:22:11,253 --> 00:22:12,719
Nothing.
Back at it.
444
00:22:12,754 --> 00:22:15,655
[clears throat]
445
00:22:15,691 --> 00:22:17,691
[chuckles]
446
00:22:17,726 --> 00:22:19,259
- Eliot?
- [gasps]
447
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:22,662
Hey. You were talking
in your sleep.
448
00:22:22,698 --> 00:22:24,531
What--what did you do?
449
00:22:24,566 --> 00:22:28,168
I'm sorry. I get a little bit
enthusiastic sometimes.
450
00:22:28,203 --> 00:22:29,269
I'll be gentle.
451
00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:30,904
You've been in bed all day.
452
00:22:30,939 --> 00:22:32,772
I came to check on you.
453
00:22:32,808 --> 00:22:35,775
I'm fine.
I'm f-f-fine.
454
00:22:35,811 --> 00:22:38,512
Uh, are you sure
you still want--
455
00:22:38,547 --> 00:22:39,846
Uh, I-I do.
456
00:22:39,882 --> 00:22:41,081
- What?
- I do...
457
00:22:41,116 --> 00:22:43,617
want to tell you I'm sorry.
458
00:22:43,652 --> 00:22:45,986
- I'm so sorry.
- For what?
459
00:22:46,021 --> 00:22:47,154
Um...
460
00:22:47,189 --> 00:22:49,289
I'm gonna go.
461
00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:51,224
Um...
462
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,560
No, no. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
463
00:22:53,595 --> 00:22:55,562
I-I absolutely want
to have sex right now.
464
00:22:55,597 --> 00:22:58,064
You do?
[chuckles]
465
00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:00,667
Yeah.
466
00:23:06,074 --> 00:23:08,074
Ah...
467
00:23:10,612 --> 00:23:11,778
This is interesting.
468
00:23:11,813 --> 00:23:13,680
both:
Do you want me to stop?
469
00:23:13,715 --> 00:23:16,316
Uh...
470
00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:19,319
[enchanting music]
471
00:23:19,354 --> 00:23:26,359
♪ ♪
472
00:23:39,775 --> 00:23:42,876
- Good morning, Quentin.
- How's Penny?
473
00:23:42,911 --> 00:23:46,246
He lost a lot of blood,
but he'll live.
474
00:23:46,281 --> 00:23:48,181
You're ready
for physical therapy.
475
00:23:48,217 --> 00:23:50,984
Some calisthenics maybe
or core work?
476
00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:53,220
I had something else
in mind, actually.
477
00:23:53,255 --> 00:23:56,223
[whimsical music]
478
00:23:56,258 --> 00:24:03,230
♪ ♪
479
00:24:27,956 --> 00:24:30,924
You're exactly as good with
a bow as you are with an ax.
480
00:24:30,959 --> 00:24:33,994
Since I was a kid, The Beast has
been whispering shit in my ear.
481
00:24:34,029 --> 00:24:36,663
Now that he's dead, the world's
gotten a lot quieter...
482
00:24:36,698 --> 00:24:38,965
or would be
if not for you out here
483
00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:42,669
thinking low-self-esteem shit.
484
00:24:42,704 --> 00:24:45,639
I'll re-do my wards.
485
00:24:45,674 --> 00:24:47,741
There's something
in the Declan text
486
00:24:47,776 --> 00:24:49,876
about making arrows
fly straight.
487
00:24:49,911 --> 00:24:51,077
Show me.
488
00:24:51,113 --> 00:24:52,679
If I had middle fingers,
489
00:24:52,714 --> 00:24:54,147
you know what they'd be doing
right now?
490
00:24:54,182 --> 00:24:56,049
Start with Popper 31.
491
00:24:56,084 --> 00:25:00,053
[sniffs, sighs]
492
00:25:00,088 --> 00:25:02,055
[exhales deeply]
493
00:25:02,090 --> 00:25:04,891
Now cross your index
and ring fingers.
494
00:25:04,926 --> 00:25:08,128
No, under the middle.
495
00:25:08,163 --> 00:25:11,031
Now slide the thumb
along the meridian.
496
00:25:11,066 --> 00:25:12,799
Now draw the arrow back.
497
00:25:20,108 --> 00:25:22,175
- Thank you.
- Thank me by shutting up.
498
00:25:22,210 --> 00:25:25,045
There's a creature
called the White Lady.
499
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,713
I saw her yesterday.
500
00:25:26,748 --> 00:25:29,115
She's one of the seven
Questing Creatures of Fillory.
501
00:25:29,151 --> 00:25:32,352
If you can catch her, she has
to give you whatever you ask.
502
00:25:32,387 --> 00:25:34,427
Plover wrote about her,
called her the Winter's Doe.
503
00:25:34,456 --> 00:25:36,723
She lives in the Darkling Wood.
504
00:25:36,758 --> 00:25:38,024
It's just past
the Flying Forest.
505
00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:41,094
It's not far from here.
506
00:25:41,129 --> 00:25:42,762
We could hunt her together.
507
00:25:42,798 --> 00:25:45,398
"Let's go hunt the White Lady"?
508
00:25:45,434 --> 00:25:47,967
People like me get shot
for saying shit like that.
509
00:25:48,003 --> 00:25:50,337
She can give you
your hands back.
510
00:25:50,372 --> 00:25:52,439
What's in it for you?
511
00:25:52,474 --> 00:25:55,008
I'm gonna ask her
to bring Alice back to life.
512
00:25:55,043 --> 00:25:58,011
[dramatic music]
513
00:25:58,046 --> 00:26:00,146
♪ ♪
514
00:26:04,850 --> 00:26:07,819
The river we crossed
was at the edge of it.
515
00:26:07,854 --> 00:26:11,289
So we're in the Flying Forest.
516
00:26:11,324 --> 00:26:14,625
What? Shouldn't the trees be,
like, flying and shit?
517
00:26:14,661 --> 00:26:18,062
Yeah, actually.
Most of them are crepuscular.
518
00:26:18,097 --> 00:26:21,299
It means they're active
at dawn and dusk.
519
00:26:21,334 --> 00:26:23,334
You smell that?
[sniffs]
520
00:26:23,369 --> 00:26:24,802
It smells like...
521
00:26:24,838 --> 00:26:27,338
Good.
[sniffs]
522
00:26:27,373 --> 00:26:29,273
What is that?
523
00:26:29,309 --> 00:26:31,309
I don't know.
[chuckles]
524
00:26:31,344 --> 00:26:35,213
I th--I think I'm--
I'm getting a contact high.
525
00:26:35,248 --> 00:26:38,115
Yeah. Definitely starting
to feel something.
526
00:26:38,151 --> 00:26:41,953
[chuckles] Flying Forest.
527
00:26:41,988 --> 00:26:43,988
[laughs]
528
00:26:44,023 --> 00:26:45,623
Oh, my God.
529
00:26:45,658 --> 00:26:47,692
The Chatwins were, like, ten
when they came through here.
530
00:26:47,727 --> 00:26:49,427
They must have been blazed
the entire time.
531
00:26:49,462 --> 00:26:51,929
Super inappropriate.
532
00:26:51,965 --> 00:26:53,698
Hey, I-I take back
what I said.
533
00:26:53,733 --> 00:26:55,800
I-I fully expect
to see
534
00:26:55,835 --> 00:26:58,002
a tree flapping around
at any second.
535
00:26:58,037 --> 00:27:00,271
Listen, Quincy,
if we get a tree or--
536
00:27:00,306 --> 00:27:02,940
Did you just call me Quincy?
537
00:27:05,178 --> 00:27:08,346
Is--is that not
your name?
538
00:27:12,218 --> 00:27:14,085
Dude...
539
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,987
dude, what the fuck?
540
00:27:16,022 --> 00:27:17,955
- Get away from my mouth, man.
- It's my mouth.
541
00:27:17,991 --> 00:27:19,690
- Uh...
- No, it's not.
542
00:27:19,726 --> 00:27:21,259
Oh.
543
00:27:21,294 --> 00:27:23,761
Oh, where--
uh, where--
544
00:27:23,796 --> 00:27:25,062
where are my stuff touchers?
545
00:27:25,098 --> 00:27:26,364
Aah! Ooh!
546
00:27:26,399 --> 00:27:29,066
What the fuck is going on?
547
00:27:29,102 --> 00:27:32,403
Who the fuck are you?
548
00:27:32,438 --> 00:27:35,239
Who am I?
549
00:27:35,275 --> 00:27:37,341
- I have no idea.
- [chuckles]
550
00:27:37,377 --> 00:27:40,244
- [sighs]
- Okay.
551
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,415
The Beast shit
in the Wellspring.
552
00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:46,817
No. No.
Ember.
553
00:27:46,853 --> 00:27:49,453
Ember shat in the Wellspring.
554
00:27:49,489 --> 00:27:51,789
[sighs]
I think he meant well.
555
00:27:51,824 --> 00:27:53,724
He probably didn't know
556
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,127
how hard it would be
to clean out.
557
00:27:56,162 --> 00:28:00,765
And now magic is failing
on Earth...
558
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,133
because of shit,
559
00:28:02,168 --> 00:28:04,368
proving once again
that comedy and tragedy
560
00:28:04,404 --> 00:28:07,104
can coexist
in the same goddamn sentence.
561
00:28:09,175 --> 00:28:12,410
[inhales deeply] Honestly...
562
00:28:12,445 --> 00:28:14,178
I am in over my head.
563
00:28:14,213 --> 00:28:16,981
I am not even in control
of which world
564
00:28:17,016 --> 00:28:19,317
my body is awake in,
and my sexually aggressive wife,
565
00:28:19,352 --> 00:28:21,218
she could wake me up
at any moment in Fillory.
566
00:28:21,254 --> 00:28:23,454
Eliot, there are certain
student/teacher boundaries
567
00:28:23,489 --> 00:28:25,523
which I'd prefer not to cross.
568
00:28:25,558 --> 00:28:27,358
So what am I supposed
to do, Henry?
569
00:28:27,393 --> 00:28:29,060
What did you think
was going to happen
570
00:28:29,095 --> 00:28:31,963
when you dove headfirst
into another world?
571
00:28:39,005 --> 00:28:40,204
I thought I'd die.
572
00:28:40,239 --> 00:28:42,239
But you didn't.
573
00:28:42,275 --> 00:28:45,009
Now you have two lives.
574
00:28:45,044 --> 00:28:46,310
You're trying to live both.
575
00:28:46,346 --> 00:28:48,479
- Yes.
- Yes, but you can't.
576
00:28:48,514 --> 00:28:50,281
That's stupid.
577
00:28:50,316 --> 00:28:52,049
You can let it tear you in half
578
00:28:52,085 --> 00:28:54,452
or pick one.
579
00:28:54,487 --> 00:28:56,253
I can never leave Fillory.
580
00:28:56,289 --> 00:28:58,255
The choice is easy.
581
00:29:00,393 --> 00:29:02,360
I am...
582
00:29:02,395 --> 00:29:04,495
ill-equipped to be a king.
583
00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:06,964
I am no better equipped
to teach one.
584
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,068
Being an adult is recognizing
your responsibilities.
585
00:29:11,104 --> 00:29:14,939
A bunch of my students went
and conquered another world.
586
00:29:14,974 --> 00:29:16,874
They more, like, gave it to us.
587
00:29:16,909 --> 00:29:19,176
Either way,
it doesn't look great for me.
588
00:29:19,212 --> 00:29:22,113
It reeks of Earth privilege.
589
00:29:22,148 --> 00:29:24,415
The very least I can do is...
590
00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:25,916
is to help you rule it.
591
00:29:28,554 --> 00:29:30,287
What do you have in mind?
592
00:29:30,323 --> 00:29:32,857
Bring in
the best minds we can--
593
00:29:32,892 --> 00:29:35,092
historians, politicians,
594
00:29:35,128 --> 00:29:38,929
shamans, military leaders.
595
00:29:38,965 --> 00:29:43,467
Hmm.
Your thesis project is...
596
00:29:43,503 --> 00:29:47,038
"How to Save
an Entire Goddamn World."
597
00:29:56,516 --> 00:30:00,084
Right or left?
598
00:30:00,119 --> 00:30:03,454
Right seems to be
the popular direction.
599
00:30:08,528 --> 00:30:09,994
I must be an adventurer.
600
00:30:10,029 --> 00:30:12,196
[chuckles] No, you're not.
601
00:30:12,231 --> 00:30:14,165
What?
I have a bow and arrow
602
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:18,102
and a cool questing outfit
and a manservant.
603
00:30:18,137 --> 00:30:21,305
Oh-ho-ho, you did not
just say that, white boy.
604
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:25,476
Besides, what kind of servant
has no fucking hands?
605
00:30:29,549 --> 00:30:32,616
Right or left?
606
00:30:32,652 --> 00:30:35,019
Right seems to be
the popular direction.
607
00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:43,294
[footsteps approaching]
Julia?
608
00:30:45,098 --> 00:30:46,897
What the hell
are you doing here?
609
00:30:46,933 --> 00:30:48,532
- Look, I can explain.
- No.
610
00:30:48,568 --> 00:30:50,534
After you jumped in and screwed
everything up with Penny,
611
00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:53,504
Alice died killing
your little friend Martin.
612
00:30:53,539 --> 00:30:56,307
Then Quentin was almost
ripped in half.
613
00:30:56,342 --> 00:30:58,976
And you have the balls
to come here.
614
00:30:59,011 --> 00:31:00,177
Look, if you guys
had trusted me,
615
00:31:00,213 --> 00:31:01,912
both Reynard and The Beast
would be dead.
616
00:31:01,948 --> 00:31:03,514
None of that
would have happened.
617
00:31:03,549 --> 00:31:05,416
Quentin should have left you
in your little hedge hole,
618
00:31:05,451 --> 00:31:07,918
trading rim jobs for spells.
619
00:31:07,954 --> 00:31:10,488
You actually think because
you go to this bullshit school
620
00:31:10,523 --> 00:31:12,123
that you're better than me.
621
00:31:12,158 --> 00:31:14,992
I think I didn't get
my friends killed.
622
00:31:15,027 --> 00:31:17,027
You don't have friends.
623
00:31:17,063 --> 00:31:19,230
You have people
that are so afraid of you,
624
00:31:19,265 --> 00:31:21,665
they'd rather be on your side.
625
00:31:21,701 --> 00:31:25,636
There's a difference.
626
00:31:25,671 --> 00:31:28,272
Well...
627
00:31:28,307 --> 00:31:31,108
and you have no one.
628
00:31:31,144 --> 00:31:33,010
And you deserve no one.
629
00:31:33,045 --> 00:31:34,445
Look, I don't expect you to care
630
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,247
'cause this doesn't directly
affect your hair
631
00:31:36,282 --> 00:31:39,216
or your social life,
but since you let Reynard free,
632
00:31:39,252 --> 00:31:41,152
he has murdered
over a dozen women,
633
00:31:41,187 --> 00:31:43,454
and this book might be
my last shot at killing him.
634
00:31:43,489 --> 00:31:46,423
[dramatic music]
635
00:31:46,459 --> 00:31:53,497
♪ ♪
636
00:31:56,335 --> 00:31:58,335
The book's blank.
637
00:31:58,371 --> 00:32:01,238
Put yours in the box
and wait for them to mate.
638
00:32:01,274 --> 00:32:04,708
The baby should be a pretty
decent Xerox of the original.
639
00:32:14,128 --> 00:32:16,996
[playful music]
640
00:32:17,031 --> 00:32:23,002
♪ ♪
641
00:32:23,037 --> 00:32:25,805
You know what this is?
642
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,840
Ooh, this is a girl's.
643
00:32:30,812 --> 00:32:34,180
What if I'm supposed to be
rescuing her?
644
00:32:34,215 --> 00:32:37,250
Ooh, or what if
you're a stalker?
645
00:32:37,285 --> 00:32:39,252
Right or left?
646
00:32:41,990 --> 00:32:45,258
Right seems to be
the popular direction.
647
00:32:45,293 --> 00:32:47,794
Wait, no.
648
00:32:47,829 --> 00:32:50,296
If I'm supposed
to find her, I...
649
00:32:50,331 --> 00:32:53,266
I have to look
where no one else is searching.
650
00:32:53,301 --> 00:32:55,301
What?
651
00:33:08,283 --> 00:33:11,017
Penny.
652
00:33:11,052 --> 00:33:13,920
[scoffs] Douche bag.
653
00:33:16,558 --> 00:33:19,559
The effect of the weed forest
is wearing off.
654
00:33:22,897 --> 00:33:24,564
Oh, my God.
655
00:33:24,599 --> 00:33:27,967
[shudders, grunts]
656
00:33:28,002 --> 00:33:30,970
[crying]
It's Alice. Uh...
657
00:33:32,073 --> 00:33:34,807
Quentin, look, I...
658
00:33:34,843 --> 00:33:38,411
I know how you feel, man.
659
00:33:38,446 --> 00:33:42,582
Before, when your wards
were slipping, I...
660
00:33:42,617 --> 00:33:44,984
I know.
661
00:33:47,255 --> 00:33:50,356
- I can't.
- No, hey, no, no. Listen.
662
00:33:50,391 --> 00:33:52,959
You--you can't...
663
00:33:52,994 --> 00:33:55,895
you can't puss out right now.
664
00:33:55,930 --> 00:33:58,264
Think about Alice.
She needs you, man.
665
00:34:00,401 --> 00:34:02,568
I need you.
666
00:34:02,604 --> 00:34:05,238
[inhales deeply]
667
00:34:05,273 --> 00:34:07,340
[clears throat, exhales deeply]
668
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,913
Hey.
669
00:34:13,948 --> 00:34:15,381
[sighs] Hey.
670
00:34:15,416 --> 00:34:17,583
So I've been thinking.
671
00:34:17,619 --> 00:34:21,520
Is 100 feet really tall enough
for Alice's memorial?
672
00:34:21,556 --> 00:34:24,523
We weren't her friends,
remember?
673
00:34:31,032 --> 00:34:34,567
We owe it to her...
674
00:34:34,602 --> 00:34:37,236
because we weren't her friends.
675
00:34:41,409 --> 00:34:44,043
We don't have the money.
676
00:34:44,078 --> 00:34:46,979
We're magicians.
677
00:34:47,015 --> 00:34:49,415
Let's build it ourselves.
678
00:34:51,319 --> 00:34:54,553
Look, what Margo said
about me was true.
679
00:34:54,589 --> 00:34:58,057
So if--if you want to bail,
now's your chance.
680
00:34:58,092 --> 00:35:01,360
Well, you do have
questionable judgment.
681
00:35:01,396 --> 00:35:04,463
I mean,
we're best bitches, right?
682
00:35:04,499 --> 00:35:06,465
[both chuckle]
For better or for worse.
683
00:35:06,501 --> 00:35:07,667
God.
684
00:35:10,405 --> 00:35:12,138
Wait a minute.
685
00:35:12,173 --> 00:35:14,140
I know why Marina
wanted me to find the book.
686
00:35:14,175 --> 00:35:16,542
- Why?
- It's a necromancy spell.
687
00:35:16,577 --> 00:35:20,313
As in bring back to life?
688
00:35:20,348 --> 00:35:21,981
No, no fucking way.
689
00:35:22,016 --> 00:35:24,450
- Kady--
- She killed my mother.
690
00:35:24,485 --> 00:35:26,419
Look, the effects are unstable.
691
00:35:26,454 --> 00:35:29,622
It'll only last a few minutes,
and then she goes away again.
692
00:35:29,657 --> 00:35:31,190
Fine.
693
00:35:33,461 --> 00:35:35,361
Fine.
Let's defrost the bitch.
694
00:35:39,968 --> 00:35:44,003
It says the last ingredient
is the book itself.
695
00:35:44,038 --> 00:35:46,005
Then we got one chance.
696
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,008
[suspenseful music]
697
00:35:49,043 --> 00:35:56,048
♪ ♪
698
00:35:57,318 --> 00:35:59,418
[gasps]
699
00:35:59,454 --> 00:36:02,355
- [groans]
- Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
700
00:36:02,390 --> 00:36:03,956
It's okay.
It's okay.
701
00:36:03,992 --> 00:36:05,658
[shivering]
My skin is so cold.
702
00:36:05,693 --> 00:36:07,526
- It's okay. Look at me, please.
- You--you brought me back--
703
00:36:07,562 --> 00:36:09,202
You had a message
you wanted to tell me.
704
00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:11,497
- I'm gonna die.
- We don't have that much time.
705
00:36:11,532 --> 00:36:13,499
You don't understand.
You don't know where I was.
706
00:36:13,534 --> 00:36:15,634
I don't want to go back there.
I don't want to go back there.
707
00:36:15,670 --> 00:36:17,403
Marina, your clock
is running out, okay?
708
00:36:17,438 --> 00:36:19,438
Please, you are the strongest
person that I have ever met.
709
00:36:19,474 --> 00:36:21,173
I need you to pull it
together now,
710
00:36:21,209 --> 00:36:22,641
- and I need you to tell me.
- [whimpering]
711
00:36:22,677 --> 00:36:26,278
I need you to tell me
about the thing that killed you.
712
00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:29,248
[breathing heavily]
713
00:36:29,283 --> 00:36:31,017
You can stop him, Julia.
714
00:36:31,052 --> 00:36:34,220
It is possible,
but you need to do it.
715
00:36:34,255 --> 00:36:36,722
- [sobbing] You need to do it.
- Okay, what?
716
00:36:36,758 --> 00:36:38,324
What do I need to do?
717
00:36:38,359 --> 00:36:41,360
There was... a girl.
718
00:36:41,396 --> 00:36:45,531
40 years ago,
she banished Reynard from Earth.
719
00:36:45,566 --> 00:36:47,666
That's where he was
until you summoned him.
720
00:36:47,702 --> 00:36:50,569
That's where he was
until you brought him back.
721
00:36:50,605 --> 00:36:53,406
- [gasps]
- I'm sorr--I'm sorry.
722
00:36:53,441 --> 00:36:57,443
[gasping]
723
00:37:13,661 --> 00:37:15,628
Shh.
724
00:37:15,663 --> 00:37:18,631
[dramatic music]
725
00:37:18,666 --> 00:37:25,671
♪ ♪
726
00:37:31,813 --> 00:37:34,814
[breathes deeply]
727
00:37:45,493 --> 00:37:47,793
[arrow thunks]
728
00:37:52,935 --> 00:37:55,036
Hi.
729
00:37:55,071 --> 00:37:57,672
Don't run.
730
00:37:57,707 --> 00:37:59,674
Are you gonna?
731
00:38:02,312 --> 00:38:03,778
What's the deal?
732
00:38:03,813 --> 00:38:07,748
I don't know.
She's kind of ignoring me.
733
00:38:07,784 --> 00:38:10,318
Yo, White Lady, we caught you.
734
00:38:10,353 --> 00:38:14,288
Hey, show some respect.
735
00:38:14,324 --> 00:38:18,025
Pardon me...
Miss Lady?
736
00:38:18,061 --> 00:38:19,861
It hurts.
737
00:38:19,896 --> 00:38:22,697
Uh, sorry.
Uh...
738
00:38:22,732 --> 00:38:24,065
Why have you come?
739
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:25,466
That's my arrow.
740
00:38:25,502 --> 00:38:26,968
You have to give me what I ask.
741
00:38:27,003 --> 00:38:30,404
Obviously, you turd.
742
00:38:36,813 --> 00:38:38,880
Look at you.
743
00:38:38,915 --> 00:38:42,850
Someone's been rebuilt...
744
00:38:42,886 --> 00:38:44,886
and so cleverly.
745
00:38:51,027 --> 00:38:53,027
Mm.
746
00:38:54,531 --> 00:38:56,497
Feel that?
[hollow knocking]
747
00:38:58,067 --> 00:39:00,001
Could you not?
748
00:39:00,036 --> 00:39:02,069
Here's a riddle.
749
00:39:02,105 --> 00:39:03,638
How much do you have to lose
750
00:39:03,673 --> 00:39:06,073
before you're no longer
yourself?
751
00:39:06,109 --> 00:39:08,042
I don't know.
Why don't you tell me?
752
00:39:08,077 --> 00:39:10,077
What is it, Quentin Coldwater,
753
00:39:10,113 --> 00:39:11,879
that you ache for?
754
00:39:11,915 --> 00:39:13,814
You have a crown
755
00:39:13,850 --> 00:39:17,518
and the power to reshape
the very ether to your whim.
756
00:39:17,554 --> 00:39:20,988
What else could you
possibly want?
757
00:39:21,024 --> 00:39:24,892
Um, technically speaking,
uh, we both caught you, so...
758
00:39:24,928 --> 00:39:26,928
Shut up. I'll ask for your
thing with my third wish.
759
00:39:26,963 --> 00:39:29,730
No.
We each get a wish,
760
00:39:29,766 --> 00:39:32,500
and then we have one
mutually agreeable third wish.
761
00:39:32,535 --> 00:39:34,535
You can each have one wish,
or you can fuck off.
762
00:39:34,571 --> 00:39:35,836
Okay.
763
00:39:39,008 --> 00:39:41,142
Alice Quinn...
764
00:39:42,645 --> 00:39:44,445
Bring her back to life...
765
00:39:46,482 --> 00:39:49,650
Please.
766
00:39:49,686 --> 00:39:52,019
I can't.
767
00:39:52,055 --> 00:39:54,388
What do you mean you can't?
768
00:39:54,424 --> 00:39:57,558
You are not the only magical
creature in this fucking forest.
769
00:39:57,594 --> 00:39:58,960
True.
770
00:39:58,995 --> 00:40:01,062
And we all have limits.
771
00:40:01,097 --> 00:40:03,364
We can give you anything.
772
00:40:03,399 --> 00:40:05,733
But we cannot pierce that veil.
773
00:40:05,768 --> 00:40:07,768
Alice is gone.
774
00:40:16,412 --> 00:40:19,814
My turn.
775
00:40:19,849 --> 00:40:21,616
I want my hands back.
776
00:40:21,651 --> 00:40:22,984
That I can do.
777
00:40:23,019 --> 00:40:25,920
[breathes deeply]
778
00:40:25,955 --> 00:40:29,657
[screaming]
779
00:40:29,692 --> 00:40:33,661
No!
[screaming]
780
00:40:33,696 --> 00:40:35,529
[screaming stops]
781
00:40:35,565 --> 00:40:36,797
What did you do to him?
782
00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:38,933
That screaming was irritating.
783
00:40:38,968 --> 00:40:41,035
He'll wake when he's healed.
784
00:40:41,070 --> 00:40:44,071
Now, I can't nap
until I've granted your wish.
785
00:40:44,107 --> 00:40:46,507
I'd like to be happy.
Could you do that?
786
00:40:46,542 --> 00:40:48,976
I can do wonders.
787
00:40:49,012 --> 00:40:51,078
But you should know...
788
00:40:51,114 --> 00:40:55,683
there's nothing I can give you
that will soothe your Shade.
789
00:40:55,718 --> 00:40:58,686
There's only
what I can take away.
790
00:40:58,721 --> 00:41:01,055
You'd take away
my memories of Alice?
791
00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:03,958
Yes.
I would free you completely.
792
00:41:06,929 --> 00:41:09,497
No.
793
00:41:09,532 --> 00:41:13,034
You are wiser than you appear.
794
00:41:13,069 --> 00:41:16,237
You would find your way
back to sadness,
795
00:41:16,272 --> 00:41:18,706
no matter how far
you run from it.
796
00:41:18,741 --> 00:41:21,108
Well, that's comforting.
797
00:41:21,144 --> 00:41:24,945
Is there nothing else
you desire?
798
00:41:24,981 --> 00:41:28,849
Everything I've ever wanted,
I've got.
799
00:41:28,885 --> 00:41:32,753
Magic is real, and it can fix
anything except what I need.
800
00:41:34,524 --> 00:41:36,924
I loved a girl.
801
00:41:39,629 --> 00:41:42,863
My entire life...
I've dreamed of Fillory,
802
00:41:42,899 --> 00:41:46,133
that I would be like
Martin Chatwin.
803
00:41:46,169 --> 00:41:48,569
I'd find a way
to stay here forever.
804
00:41:55,044 --> 00:41:57,845
[sighs]
805
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,147
Send me home.
806
00:42:00,183 --> 00:42:03,150
[dramatic music]
807
00:42:03,186 --> 00:42:06,520
♪ ♪
808
00:42:06,556 --> 00:42:09,523
[indistinct chatter]
809
00:42:09,559 --> 00:42:16,564
♪ ♪
810
00:42:18,538 --> 00:42:26,538
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810
00:42:27,305 --> 00:42:33,632
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