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- Have a good day now.

- Oh my god I'm so sorry.

- No it's okay.

I needed to cool off, i guess I didn't know it.

- Will say you're sorry to the nice lady.

Will, you sprayed her with the hose say you're sorry.

- I'm sorry.

- It's okay, really.

- I'm Jessica.

- Hi, I'm Mary.

- When did you move in?

- We bought the house a month ago

but we haven't fully moved in.

I've been here for a couple days.

Just barely in furniture just the boxes I brought

on my drive here.

My husband is in Seattle with the kids

for another week.

They're just finishing up school.

- Oh they must finish late out there.

- Yeah it's a charter school.

- How old are your kids?

- 13 and five.

My, my oldest is from my first marriage,

I was so young.

- Oh.

- I'm from here originally, I grew up here.

Lot of memories.

- I don't mean to pry but why the move back?

- My husband works for a tech company

and they opened up an office downtown.

- Do you still have family here?

- No.

I thought my kids might like growing up in the suburbs,

you know, small town life.

- I sure do.

Do you work Mary or just inside the home.

- I am a freelance writer.

Mostly editorial blog stuff.

- Oh like the huffington post.

- Yeah kinda.

- Will.

- Okay I should get going.

I've got furniture being delivered today,

I should get changed.

- Sorry again about that.

I hope you and your husband

can come over for dinner sometime.

- Yeah.

Yeah that sounds nice.

Okay.

- Welcome to the neighborhood Mary.

- Hi, how's everything? - Hey.

- Good.

- You guys on your way to school?

- Yup, today already.

- How are you? - I'm good.

- I miss you guys though.

- Awh, we miss you too.

- Did I tell you that i got some chairs?

- No, what kind of chairs?

- The biggest ones i could fit in my car.

- Great.

- I met one of our neighbors this morning.

- Oh really?

What are they like?

- I can tell she's gonna be real fuckin' nosy.

- Making friends already.

What's her name?

- Jessica.

- Very nice.

- Her son sprayed me with a hose.

- On purpose?

- No not on purpose he's like four.

- Oh well yeah.

- Did you know that we had an ice cream truck?

- Oh great, that's what they need, more sugar.

Well, it'll help with the transition I guess.

- No it was super weird.

Felt like I was in a time warp or something.

Dunno, something about him was so creepy.

- Ew, how was the ice cream?

- No I didn't get anything.

- Well look we've gotta try it

when we get there.

- Eugh, I can't wait for you guys to get here.

- Us too.

- I don't think I've been alone since,

god since jakey was born.

What did I do before kids?

- I know right?

- I should go out and have some wild nights.

You know, reclaim my youth or whatever.

- Yeah why don't you go party

with some soccer moms?

- How are my babies?

Can you put them on speaker?

- Sure, hey do you guys

wanna say hi to your mom?

- Hi guys.

I can't wait to see you.

Jacob are you so excited to be almost done with school?

- Yeah.

- I can't wait to see you.

- Okay.

- Come on jakey it'll be, you'll love it out here.

- Whatever.

- Shelby, how are you?

- Hi mommy.

- How's my sweet girl?

- Good, I miss you.

- I miss you too baby.

- Hey Shelby.

- Hey I'm almost at Jacob's school

so I gotta let you go but, how's the writing?

How's it coming?

Hello?

- It's okay.

I keep having these great starts and then

they fizzle out.

I think I'm just trying to force it.

- Hey it'll come.

- I know, thank you.

- Okay I'm here.

Okay, we'll call you later okay?

- Love you guys!

- Yeah I love you too! - Love you too.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Hi, you must have my furniture.

- Yeah.

- Okay, great.

I'm ready for you.

Is it just you or do...

- It's just me.

- Um okay.

Do you need me to sign anything?

Cool.

Do you work or just inside the home?

Excuse me.

- Sorry I thought you knew I was comin' in.

- I did, I just...

See some people knock.

Right there is fine.

- Hello new neighbor.

Eugh I know, back so soon you ask?

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Well I know you're waiting for your family to arrive

so I wanted to invite you over to a party

that Christina here is having tonight.

- Yeah my son Max's graduation.

We're barbecuing so there'll be lots of alcohol

and obnoxious teenagers.

- Hi I'm Katie.

It's nice to have some new blood on the block.

These bitches are a handful.

- Katie!

- Hi I'm Mary.

- Oh I already told them all about you.

You shouldn't be cooped up here all by yourself,

come to the party, it'll be fun.

I mean when was the last time

you didn't have your kids around?

- 12 years.

- Oh honey.

You've been a mom since you were a baby, you poor thing.

- Yeah I had my son really young,

but I wouldn't change it for anything you know?

- Of course you wouldn't.

Don't pay any attention to Katie,

she has foot and mouth disease.

- Oh please.

- Come on we wanna show our new neighbor

a little hospitality.

- I don't know.

- You don't even have furniture.

Why don't you let us cook for you?

I bet you don't have any food in the house.

- Okay.

- Okay!

236, wild Berry Lane, 6pm.

- Okay.

- Great. - It'll be fun, you'll see.

- I'll fill you in on all the neighborhood gossip.

- You'll have fun I promise.

- 'Scuse me.

- Yeah?

- I'm all done.

You wanna check that everything is where you want it?

- Sure.

- That okay?

I didn't know where your TV was going.

- It's fine.

We can always move it.

Okay?

- Your bed's in your room

if you wanna look at that.

- No.

- Are you sure?

- I think we're all set.

I'm gonna be late for something.

Okay thanks of your help.

- Are you staying here all alone?

- What?

- Pretty lady all by her lonesome.

- No.

My husband is on his way.

- Just showing some concern.

- Not that it's any of your business.

Thanks you should go.

- Let's get outta here.

- Hey.

Is this the, graduation party?

- Yeah.

Mine.

- Oh,

congratulations.

- Thanks.

- Um.

What's your name again?

- Max.

Uh, who are you?

- Mary.

I'm your new neighbor, your mom invited me.

- Well okay.

Alright then.

- Where you guys going if this is your party?

- You really wanna know?

- Yeah.

- Smoke a doo.

You like to get high Mary?

- Yeah sometimes.

- You wanna get high right now?

- Yeah, yeah I do.

- Really?

- Yeah why not.

I mean just don't tell your mom.

- My mom's drug of choice is Vicodin so, you're okay there.

- Well, I don't really touch pills.

- I can't believe she's really doing this.

- I know.

- Here.

- Who's house is this?

- It's the worcer's house.

Don't worry they're at the party.

- So where do you guys go to school?

- St. ignatius.

- Central.

- Oh my god I went to central, that's awesome.

How is it?

- It's okay.

- Can I have a sip of your beer please?

Thank you.

No thank you, I think I've had enough for one night.

I don't know how I'm gonna be

in the social setting right now.

- I wouldn't worry too bad, they've been drinking all night,

I don't think they're gonna notice.

- You so do not seem like a grown up.

- Tracy that is the nicest thing

anybody has ever said to me.

Hey do you have mr Stevens for English?

- Yeah I do.

- Will you tell him that Mary marsh says hi?

He was my favorite.

- Okay.

- Alright I'm gonna go be neighborly now, wish me luck!

Hey not a word of this to anyone please

cause I'm a mom.

- Okay.

- See you later, mom.

She's cool.

- A little bit.

- Mary!

- Oh Mary darling, we're so happy you could come, welcome.

- My pleasure.

- Did you happen to see my son Max round here?

About 18, thinks he's the shit.

- Uh, no no I haven't seen him.

- Oh well my husband just went looking for him.

We wanna cut the cake.

- You clean up nice.

- Oh, thanks.

- No Mary what can i get you to drink?

- Whatever's easy.

- No no no, what's your drink dear, whatever you want.

- Vodka tonic.

- Great.

Come come, I wanna introduce you to some people.

- Max.

Max?

Come on we're gonna do the cake.

- Dude, you should go.

- Max!

- Aren't you gonna come with me?

- Hell no, I'm too high for that shit.

I'm just gonna finish my beer.

- Well suit yourself, I gotta go.

- Max, come on we're gonna do the cake.

Max.

- Coming dad, coming.

- Where were you?

- Lookin' for Tracy.

- Did you find her?

- Nope.

- Come on graduate.

- No.

None of that "come on graduate" stuff.

No dad no, not around mom.

You know how she gets okay?

Just play it cool, just play it cool.

- Hey, hey!

Wait wait wait.

Hey wait!

- Good evening young lady.

What'll it be?

- Um, what do you have?

- Oh we've got it all.

- Do you have nestle French bars?

- I'm afraid not.

I'm a purest.

Just regular old ice cream.

Cups, cones and shakes.

No store bought confections here.

- Wow really?

- This is the real deal.

So.

What flavor?

- Uh I don't know.

I usually just get the bars,

I'm not really an ice cream person.

- Well, today's you're lucky day then isn't it?

Time to try something new.

- Can I take a look?

- Sure.

Come on up.

- Rum raisin's my favorite.

- Ew what is that?

- It's probably more of an old fashioned flavor.

But then again I am an old fashioned guy.

- Oh what's this one?

- That's rainbow sherbet.

- Yum.

- There are a lot of choices.

- Oh this one looks good.

- Does it?

- What are you doing?

- Just giving you the personal experience.

- Yeah, no thanks i think I'll just go.

- But you haven't picked a flavor yet?

- Let me out.

- What I should just walk you out?

- Let me out!

- Yay!

Divine, got them all.

- Thanks mom.

- Um guys come on, come on.

It's chocolate.

- You need to have this right?

- Yeah yeah. - On your own?

- Havin' fun?

- Yeah.

- This isn't quite your scene is it?

- Sure it is.

Just takin' it all in.

- You miss your husband?

- Yeah.

- Well if you ever had the desire to cheat

now would be the time to do it.

I have a really good vibrator.

- Well if you'll excuse me I have to go

find my kids.

- Hey mom.

How's it going?

- Oh it is going.

- Suburbs.

Weird huh?

- Yeah, I forgot how much.

- It's like a big bubble.

- A bubble that means well, but still a bubble.

- I can't wait to get outta here.

- Don't be in too much of a rush.

Crazy resides everywhere.

- Yeah right.

- Where are you going to school?

- State.

- Another bubble, a bigger bubble.

- Bigger is always better right?

- Not always but you'll figure that out.

- Yeah?

- Not at first but you will.

- Hey have you seen Tracy?

- No.

Not since the best part of my night.

- Come on over here.

- My uncle.

- He looks like an uncle.

- Well, to be continued.

Come on uncle west let's get you a nice tall water.

- So,

what's your name pretty lady?

- Mary.

- Mary.

So where you been all my life Mary?

- Living in Seattle with my husband.

- Well now that is a shame, cause uh.

- 'Scuse me.

- Whatever.

- Hey, where you goin'?

- I've had enough for one night.

- Oh.

Okay.

- Maybe we can talk about the meaning of life another time.

- Well if you want anymore, you know,

just tell me mom you want yard work done.

She'll let me know.

- You're a grass worker.

- Yeah I guess, I guess I am.

See you later Mary.

- I could've sworn i left that light on.

- Good morning Mary.

You're a runner?

- More or less.

- Oh how do you find the time?

- Well my family's across the country

so you can find time for lots of things.

- Ah, so it would seem.

- Oh you know i found this hairpin

on the ground over there.

I think it's um, is it Tracy's?

Max's girlfriend?

- Why do you think it's Tracy's?

- I remember her wearing it the other night at the party.

I dunno I just remember those things.

Okay, uh yeah well hey.

If you see her.

Ask he if she lost a hairpin?

- Okay sure.

How are things going in the house?

- Oh,

good, good.

You know, I drove down with all these boxes

to set everything up for the kids before they got here but.

- You drove, alone?

- Yeah.

- Weren't you afraid?

- No.

I uh, I was looking for

writing inspiration

and I was listening to these great podcasts.

- Well I hope you were carrying a gun at least.

- No, I don't own a gun.

- Well you need to go get one.

There's a lot of crazies out there you know?

- Yes, yes there are.

Mhm.

Uh anyway, I can't wait for the cable company

to come and hook everything up

because I'm losing my mind in there.

- Yeah.

- And the yard's a total mess.

- Well we know.

- Wait, Max does yard work right?

- Yeah he does.

- No really I need somebody to clean up the yard.

So how would I book him?

- I'll just have him and his friends come by.

- Oh great, thank you.

I'm just so fuckin' tired of doin' yard work.

Sorry, uh sorry.

- 'Kay, well I gotta run,

gotta go get carpool started so.

- See you later.

What is it about the suburbs?

Hi Jessica.

How are you doing this morning?

- Oh just fine.

Your husband coming soon?

- Not soon enough.

Still two more days for me to get into trouble.

- Hi Mary.

I heard you needed yard work.

- Yes, yes I do.

Oh no.

I actually do need yard work.

- Oh, sorry.

- No it's okay.

I'll take that too.

- This is Nick and Joe.

- Hey guys.

- So what did you need done?

- I don't know.

Just the front yard cleaned up a bit.

Lets go take a look.

Yeah it's not too bad.

There's barely any lawn.

I can go check the backyard

and see if there are any weeds to pull.

- That's easy enough.

- How much do you guys charge?

- 100 bucks.

- Hey we'll throw in a little Greens for the deal.

- Alright cool, sounds perfect.

So um,

how's Tracy?

- I don't know.

I haven't heard from her.

She's probably just mad at me.

- Really?

Why?

- Well she won't text me back, she bailed on my party.

- Does she have a reason to be mad at you?

- Eugh, yeah probably.

- He told her he wants to be single in college.

- I'm just bein' honest.

- Yep well there you go.

Uh let me think,

what else can I have you guys do while you're here, um.

Do you guys clean pools?

Just kidding, alright let me check the back.

- Not feelin' it today boys?

- It's too fuckin' hot for this shit man.

- It's called summer.

- Just got a text from brie, I'm outta here.

- What?

- Just take my cut of the money.

- Yeah but that's twice as much work for both of us.

- Gotta get some ass, later dudes.

- Oh thanks a lot.

- Nick, c'mon. - Sorry.

- Where's he goin'?

- What do you call the opposite of a gentlemen caller?

- Oh.

- Hello there young fellow.

- Are you kidding me?

- Am I kidding you about what?

- Uh, your shtick.

- You know, some things in this life are sacred

the ice cream truck being one of them.

Is it so wrong to make it more special for the little kids?

- So what you're always in character?

- I guess you could say that.

So, what'll it be my friend?

Come on up,

that's where all my coolers are.

What flavor?

Might I suggest pralines and cream?

- Uh two chocolate cones please.

- Well doesn't that sounds delicious.

- A traditionalist I see.

- Yeah whatever.

Oh yeah.

Thanks.

- Don't you want your change?

- You keep it.

- For me?

That's so sweet.

- Oh here.

- Thanks baby.

My parents won't be back until Monday.

Should just say you're staying at Max's.

- Okay.

God what are you trying to do to me?

- Nothing.

- Uh.

Who's coming over?

- Nobody.

- You sure?

- Yeah, will you answer the door?

- No way I've got a huge boner.

- Uh fine.

- Hello young lady.

Would you mind if i used your bathroom?

- What?

- I don't have one on the truck you see.

- I don't think so.

I don't know you.

- Fuck, let go of her.

- Are you guys done?

- Yeah.

- Here I wrote you a check

it's um, made out to cash.

- Okay great.

- Thanks again guys.

Hi Jessica.

- She is such a nosy fuck.

- Yes.

Okay I'll see you guys later.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Great.

- Thanks. - Thanks.

- It's you.

- Hi.

- What are you doing here?

- Thought you might be bored, or lonely.

Can I come in?

I forgot to give you your pot earlier.

- Okay.

Come in.

- Okay.

- Have a seat.

Can I get you something?

- What have you got?

- Beer, vodka.

Wait a second, I can't give you any of that.

- Oh come on spare me, like you didn't drink in high school?

- Of course I did.

Being around you guys,

it's like a constant reminder of my high school days.

- I bet you were cute.

- Stop it, I am not giving you alcohol.

- Suit yourself mom.

You know technically I'm in college now.

- How about we just smoke some pot.

And then I have to go.

- Go where?

- Go be an adult without a teenager in my house.

- Where's the rest of your furniture?

- Movers.

And I got some new stuff.

Change is good.

- You should sit on the couch closer to me.

- I'm cool here thanks.

Sorry.

- It's all good.

Oh hey.

It's for you.

- Ah thanks, it's exciting.

- I love this song.

- The only music I hear these days is Disney.

- Come on Mary, be young, dance with me.

- Be young?

- I really didn't mean it like that.

Come on you're cool and hotter

than most of the girls my age.

- You're bad.

- Am I?

Come on Mary.

- Oh okay, yep.

You are too young to know how to dance like this.

- No I'm not,

I was raised on dancing with the stars.

- Don't remind me.

Okay it's time for you to go trouble.

- Trouble is relative.

- I'm not even gonna respond to that.

- Mary Mary quite contrary.

- Goodbye my friend, maybe in another lifetime.

What?

- I don't have your number.

- Why do you need my number?

- Just in case.

- Just in case what?

- Look you could have mine too,

you know, if you need yard work.

- No.

- Hey.

I can call and text first, or I can just show up.

- 206

953

8471.

- Well that is a shitty number.

Couldn't you have got some repetition?

- Bye, bye Max.

- Hey I'll text you so you have mine.

- Cool.

Max?

- Mommy!

- Hi baby.

- I can't wait to see you.

- Awh.

One more day.

I'll see you tomorrow.

- I'll go give you 100 kisses.

- I'm gonna give you 101 kisses.

When do you guys land again?

- 2:35, you don't have to pick us up

from the airport, I'll get a car.

- Okay, I'll be here waiting.

I'm so excited, i miss you guys so much.

- Us too, I can't wait

until we're all together again.

- Okay.

I'll talk to you later, call me if you need anything.

- Will do, bye.

- Bye.

- Why hello there.

- Hi.

- Would the two of you like something this fine evening?

- No thanks.

- You sure?

How 'bout a shake?

- Um,

sure.

- What flavor?

No, wait.

Lemme guess,

vanilla.

You look like a vanilla kinda gal.

Although, tonight, you look like you might want something

a little more decadent.

Am I wrong?

Vanilla's fine thank you.

- Okay, super.

How about you young man?

You wanna taste something sweet?

- Nah I'm cool thanks.

- I can see that.

- You look really good tonight.

- Shh.

- You kids be good now you hear?

- Come on, let' go this way to the park.

I'm really glad you came here tonight.

How's the shake?

- It's good.

- Can I have a sip?

- You can kill it.

- That was awesome.

- Did you hear that?

- Yeah.

- What was it?

- I don't know, relax.

Probably just a squirrel or something.

Hey hey, hey.

- We can't do this again.

- Why not?

- Because I'm old enough to be your mother.

- Not really.

- And I'm married.

- You are so sexy.

- If I were 18.

But I'm not.

Life is complicated.

- Can I at least still see you when your family gets here.

- I don't think it's a good idea.

I'm sorry.

- Are you okay?

- You made me feel young again.

- What the fuck?

- What is he doing?

- I don't know.

Let's get the fuck outta here though Mary come on, go.

Go just run!

Mary go keep running, I'll draw him away.

- Max!

- Argh!

- Max!

- No.

- No!

Fucker!

- You whore.

- Hey buddy.

- Thanks, come here.

- Hi mom, miss us much?

- Yes.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Here we go.

- Hi.

- Thanks. - My pleasure.

- Looks like you've been missed.

- Hi.

- When are the movers coming with the rest of our stuff?

- Uh Monday I think, let's get the rest of this weekend.

Come here.

Thank you!

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi, see your family finally made it.

- Yup they did.

- That's good.

- This is Steve.

- Nice to meet you.

- Shelby.

- Hi.

- Jacob.

- Hey.

- Well it's nice to meet all of you.

I was wondering how you occupying your time

all alone in there.

- Oh you know, you can always find ways

to entertain yourself.

- I'm sure you can.

- Hey there's a pool, let's go.

- Okay go on.

- Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

- Me too.

- I really missed you.

- I missed you too.

- Hey Mary!

Your family showed up!

Welcome to the neighborhood.

- Thanks, who's that?

- The kid who's graduation party I went to.

- Hm.

Seems like a nice kid.

- Yeah, he is.

- What's this?

- Oh I was doing some yard work.

- You should hire someone to do that for you.

- I know, I had a ton of free time.

- Mom come on let's go in the pool.