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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,120 Previously, on The Fosters... 2 00:00:01,130 --> 00:00:02,475 I know you killed your grandmother 3 00:00:02,495 --> 00:00:03,759 - and we're gonna prove it. - You're crazy. 4 00:00:03,784 --> 00:00:04,924 Troy didn't kill his grandmother. 5 00:00:04,947 --> 00:00:06,903 They have all kinds of proof that he was at work. 6 00:00:06,913 --> 00:00:08,764 - Are you pregnant? - Nobody else knows. 7 00:00:08,780 --> 00:00:11,638 I would support your right to make your own decision. 8 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,542 - She isn't pregnant anymore. - You're screwing my brother! 9 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:15,857 - That is not true! - No, she's not! 10 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:17,314 Why don't they talk about gay sex? 11 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:19,032 How do you think that would play with the parents? 12 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:21,225 Gays and lesbians are really left out. 13 00:00:21,235 --> 00:00:23,454 I'm gonna make sure they get informed off campus. 14 00:00:23,464 --> 00:00:26,030 - I wanna adopt you. - Ana has a record, you know. 15 00:00:26,064 --> 00:00:27,291 They wouldn't let her move in here 16 00:00:27,303 --> 00:00:28,460 while Mike was fostering you. 17 00:00:28,479 --> 00:00:30,390 But now that he's adopting you, that won't be an issue. 18 00:00:30,396 --> 00:00:33,253 - Can I help you? - Could I maybe get you a cup of coffee? 19 00:00:33,304 --> 00:00:36,430 We are filing for divorce, so we can freeze our assets. 20 00:00:36,462 --> 00:00:40,092 I see a beautiful woman with a spirit 10 years younger than me. 21 00:00:40,130 --> 00:00:42,246 I'm sayin' this isn't a fling. 22 00:00:43,786 --> 00:00:46,227 I go every year, but this is the first time 23 00:00:46,259 --> 00:00:49,478 - I've had a beautiful plus one on my arm. - Stop it. 24 00:00:49,512 --> 00:00:51,629 Is Joshua Tree where Burning Man is? 25 00:00:51,629 --> 00:00:53,898 - No, it's in Nevada. - How do you know that, Mom? 26 00:00:53,912 --> 00:00:55,542 - We're going next summer. - So, 27 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:58,194 what do people do exactly at an RV rally? 28 00:00:58,210 --> 00:01:01,565 - Well, we do 'shrooms. - Mother! 29 00:01:01,597 --> 00:01:03,539 - What? They're not drugs. - Yes, they are. 30 00:01:03,553 --> 00:01:05,105 Don't get any ideas, you guys. 31 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:07,962 I mean, mostly it's about meeting other roadies. 32 00:01:07,988 --> 00:01:11,759 We share stories. We get present with the Mother. 33 00:01:13,299 --> 00:01:14,776 - Earth. - Mm. 34 00:01:14,814 --> 00:01:17,204 We have met some fascinating characters. 35 00:01:17,224 --> 00:01:18,994 And they have met you. 36 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:21,467 - Should I tell 'em about our last night? - Sure. 37 00:01:21,518 --> 00:01:23,998 Let's see, we were with some... some good friends, 38 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:25,941 and we're... around the campfire, 39 00:01:25,966 --> 00:01:29,788 underneath this canopy of stars and, uh... 40 00:01:30,344 --> 00:01:32,575 I asked your mother to marry me. 41 00:01:32,632 --> 00:01:34,147 - Oh... - Oh, my, God! 42 00:01:34,153 --> 00:01:36,669 When's the wedding? Am I a bridesmaid? 43 00:01:36,703 --> 00:01:38,986 Well, look, I mean, I was hoping Vegas, but... 44 00:01:39,031 --> 00:01:41,648 - I love Vegas. - Honey, you've never been to Vegas. 45 00:01:41,692 --> 00:01:44,294 Well, I... I've already gotten married in Vegas once 46 00:01:44,301 --> 00:01:47,081 to Stef's dad, but wherever we get married, 47 00:01:47,081 --> 00:01:50,628 I... I wouldn't wanna do it without you all there. 48 00:01:50,635 --> 00:01:51,945 What we're thinkin' is we all 49 00:01:51,965 --> 00:01:53,927 just head down to the courthouse together. 50 00:01:53,959 --> 00:01:55,985 Oh... gross, no. You should have it here. 51 00:01:56,458 --> 00:01:57,999 Oh, no, no. No. 52 00:01:58,011 --> 00:02:00,240 - That's too much to ask. - No, no, it's not. 53 00:02:00,266 --> 00:02:02,801 Mariana, love, I'm... I'm a little busy with my new job. 54 00:02:02,807 --> 00:02:05,031 - Mom is not busy. - Yes, I am, honey. 55 00:02:05,051 --> 00:02:06,902 I have to take Jesus to physical therapy every day and... 56 00:02:06,948 --> 00:02:09,367 Well, I'm not going anymore. 57 00:02:09,487 --> 00:02:10,962 What? Yes you are. 58 00:02:10,978 --> 00:02:12,599 - No, I'm not. - Jesus? 59 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:18,684 Forget it, really. I mean, you're too busy. 60 00:02:20,229 --> 00:02:22,428 I mean... I... I would take care of everything. 61 00:02:22,548 --> 00:02:23,701 And I'll help. 62 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:27,591 Sure, let's... let's do it. 63 00:02:27,591 --> 00:02:28,619 All right! 64 00:02:28,739 --> 00:02:31,784 So you just point me in the direction of a good caterer, 65 00:02:31,815 --> 00:02:33,723 maybe some place to rent a chuppah. 66 00:02:33,748 --> 00:02:36,678 Ooh, and a florist. We need flowers. 67 00:02:38,436 --> 00:02:40,328 You're awfully quiet tonight. 68 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,943 I know you're scared, Cal. 69 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:45,512 I'm fine. 70 00:02:45,951 --> 00:02:48,416 You don't have to put on a brave face for me, 71 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:51,090 you know you're not in this alone, my love. 72 00:02:52,829 --> 00:02:54,691 I am not gonna let you go to prison, 73 00:02:54,706 --> 00:02:56,531 and neither are Robert's lawyers. 74 00:02:56,572 --> 00:02:59,492 The burden of proof in adult court is much higher, 75 00:02:59,559 --> 00:03:03,434 and they have no proof whatsoever that you caused that accident. 76 00:03:08,145 --> 00:03:11,131 I just don't understand why Troy wouldn't take the money, 77 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:12,743 - if he's in debt. - Well, 78 00:03:12,785 --> 00:03:14,905 the lawyers are looking into Troy and his character, 79 00:03:14,911 --> 00:03:16,097 and they're gonna find something. 80 00:03:16,128 --> 00:03:17,969 He didn't become a liar overnight. 81 00:03:18,869 --> 00:03:20,065 I'll take care of the rest of this. 82 00:03:20,091 --> 00:03:21,595 You go get some sleep, all right? 83 00:03:23,123 --> 00:03:25,169 - I love you. - I love you. 84 00:03:31,310 --> 00:03:33,550 Hey, Ma. You guys settled in all right? 85 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:37,175 Yeah. It's so great now that you have the guest house. 86 00:03:37,231 --> 00:03:38,683 I'll have to come more often. 87 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:41,792 Yeah, in that case, maybe we'll convert it back to a garage. 88 00:03:41,843 --> 00:03:43,949 - Ha-ha, very funny. - Ha-ha-ha. 89 00:03:43,949 --> 00:03:45,958 Listen, I need to talk to you about something. 90 00:03:46,127 --> 00:03:47,145 Okay. 91 00:03:48,515 --> 00:03:50,975 Will wants to ask you for my hand in marriage. 92 00:03:51,512 --> 00:03:53,275 And, uh, he wanted to do it before, 93 00:03:53,296 --> 00:03:54,732 but he didn't think you liked him. 94 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:56,644 Okay. Well, I like him fine, 95 00:03:56,649 --> 00:03:58,577 so you can tell him that he has my blessing. 96 00:03:58,607 --> 00:04:00,556 Well, I want you to tell him that he doesn't... 97 00:04:00,934 --> 00:04:02,269 have your blessing. 98 00:04:03,432 --> 00:04:06,144 Because I really need you to get me out of this. 99 00:04:44,473 --> 00:04:48,185 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 100 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:51,334 Why don't you wanna marry Will, Ma? 101 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:52,873 Hmm. 102 00:04:53,364 --> 00:04:55,133 We're havin' such a good time, 103 00:04:55,163 --> 00:04:58,369 why ruin it by putting a ring on it? 104 00:04:59,014 --> 00:05:01,437 Why did you say yes in the first place? 105 00:05:01,483 --> 00:05:03,457 I didn't wanna say no in front of our friends 106 00:05:03,468 --> 00:05:04,848 and humiliate him, 107 00:05:04,853 --> 00:05:06,490 and that's why I said I wanted to do it here. 108 00:05:06,526 --> 00:05:09,460 You know, buy a little time. 109 00:05:09,698 --> 00:05:10,969 Make a plan. 110 00:05:10,984 --> 00:05:13,809 Okay, well, me breakin' the news to him is not a plan, 111 00:05:13,876 --> 00:05:16,356 Ma, and it's not even an option, okay? 112 00:05:16,387 --> 00:05:18,639 You're a grown... woman, 113 00:05:18,759 --> 00:05:21,642 kind of, so you go talk to him. 114 00:05:23,011 --> 00:05:24,216 Ma? 115 00:05:25,113 --> 00:05:26,302 Okay. 116 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:28,919 Fine. 117 00:05:29,410 --> 00:05:30,775 I'll go... 118 00:05:33,388 --> 00:05:35,122 break his heart... 119 00:05:36,391 --> 00:05:37,719 right now. 120 00:05:43,956 --> 00:05:46,517 _ 121 00:05:47,084 --> 00:05:48,567 Hey, check it out. 122 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:50,398 Hey, Foster. 123 00:05:50,428 --> 00:05:52,464 Can't wait for gay sex ed at your house. 124 00:05:52,525 --> 00:05:54,589 - Are your moms teaching? - No. 125 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,349 Are they gonna do a little show-and-tell? 126 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,579 I'd like to see some girl-on-girl action! 127 00:06:01,534 --> 00:06:03,951 I mean, I make a mean cinnamon bun. 128 00:06:03,985 --> 00:06:06,473 You mean like in the tube you whack on the counter? 129 00:06:06,488 --> 00:06:08,997 - Yeah. - No, that's... that's not baking. 130 00:06:09,024 --> 00:06:11,164 What? You gotta cook 'em and watch 'em rise. 131 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,127 Oh, you like watchin' those buns rise? 132 00:06:13,885 --> 00:06:16,144 - Hey, now. - Hey. 133 00:06:16,264 --> 00:06:17,765 - There she is. - Mm. 134 00:06:17,799 --> 00:06:20,834 You know Callie, my girlfriend? Uh, this is Dawn. 135 00:06:20,869 --> 00:06:22,606 - She's on the girls' basketball team. - Oh. 136 00:06:22,636 --> 00:06:25,024 - And we were just talkin' about the bake sale. - Mm. 137 00:06:25,035 --> 00:06:28,235 Yeah, so we'll count on those homemade cinnamon buns of yours, then? 138 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:29,510 - You got it. - Good. 139 00:06:29,544 --> 00:06:31,154 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah, you too. 140 00:06:33,204 --> 00:06:35,541 She seems very interested in your buns. 141 00:06:35,571 --> 00:06:36,763 What? 142 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:38,827 I was actually just tellin' her 143 00:06:38,863 --> 00:06:40,188 that there's nothin' as sweet as you. 144 00:06:40,221 --> 00:06:42,504 Ugh! Hey, maybe you guys can date 145 00:06:42,519 --> 00:06:44,227 when I'm in Los Colinas. 146 00:06:45,399 --> 00:06:46,759 Women's prison? 147 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:48,640 Don't say things like that, Callie. 148 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:51,202 I just hate all the waiting. 149 00:06:51,601 --> 00:06:53,167 Not knowing what's gonna happen. 150 00:06:55,704 --> 00:06:57,154 Is there anything I can do to help? 151 00:06:57,606 --> 00:06:59,036 Do you have plans after school? 152 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,352 Nothing I can't change. 153 00:07:05,585 --> 00:07:07,508 Hey. Um... 154 00:07:07,682 --> 00:07:09,927 Jesus isn't feeling well right now. 155 00:07:09,993 --> 00:07:11,015 I know. 156 00:07:11,189 --> 00:07:13,669 He texted me. I just wanted to... 157 00:07:14,522 --> 00:07:15,756 give him this. 158 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:17,157 Oh. Um... 159 00:07:18,593 --> 00:07:19,798 You know, he's... 160 00:07:19,918 --> 00:07:23,367 - really sorry. - He's not the one who should be sorry. 161 00:07:23,837 --> 00:07:25,816 He's not just being paranoid. 162 00:07:25,856 --> 00:07:27,503 What he said... I mean, 163 00:07:27,508 --> 00:07:29,619 there is something going on with you and me. 164 00:07:29,739 --> 00:07:32,135 We're not hooking up or anything, but there's this... 165 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,225 secret, and... 166 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:38,428 I just can't face him and not tell him the truth, 167 00:07:38,443 --> 00:07:39,870 so I've been avoiding him. 168 00:07:41,204 --> 00:07:42,912 So, I... I wrote him this. 169 00:07:42,912 --> 00:07:44,675 It doesn't say anything about you. 170 00:07:44,747 --> 00:07:46,705 He doesn't ever need to know that you went with me, 171 00:07:46,736 --> 00:07:48,944 but I just can't tell him to his face. 172 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,820 I mean, what if he freaks out, or... 173 00:07:50,851 --> 00:07:53,775 I... I... I think the letter is a... good idea. 174 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:55,508 Thanks. 175 00:07:58,602 --> 00:08:00,377 Will you give it to him? 176 00:08:02,964 --> 00:08:04,068 Yeah. 177 00:08:05,025 --> 00:08:06,277 Thanks. 178 00:08:08,511 --> 00:08:10,608 ... treehouse was constructed with permanence 179 00:08:10,618 --> 00:08:12,618 and sustainability in mind. 180 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,187 The design allows for flexibility... 181 00:08:15,624 --> 00:08:16,816 Hey. 182 00:08:17,215 --> 00:08:19,935 So I, uh, I talked to Emma today. 183 00:08:20,055 --> 00:08:21,893 Yeah? What'd she say? 184 00:08:22,013 --> 00:08:25,125 Not much. She just, uh... she... 185 00:08:25,309 --> 00:08:26,745 wanted me to give you this. 186 00:08:29,210 --> 00:08:30,888 What do you think it's like a... 187 00:08:30,939 --> 00:08:33,209 - break-up letter or something? - No. 188 00:08:35,101 --> 00:08:38,016 Um... did you want me to stay? 189 00:08:38,136 --> 00:08:40,435 No. Nah. I'm... I'm okay. 190 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:42,489 - Thank you, though. - Yeah. 191 00:09:08,885 --> 00:09:11,109 - Hey, love. - Oh, hey. 192 00:09:11,352 --> 00:09:13,065 Hey, will you grab those off the printer for me? 193 00:09:13,065 --> 00:09:14,956 Yeah, sure. 194 00:09:15,942 --> 00:09:17,417 Permission slips. 195 00:09:17,537 --> 00:09:20,083 Yeah, Monte's making me get them for the sex ed class, 196 00:09:20,147 --> 00:09:22,248 even though it's not on campus. 197 00:09:22,282 --> 00:09:24,984 - Uh-oh, she's really, uh... - Covering her ass? 198 00:09:25,018 --> 00:09:26,152 - Yeah. - Mmm. 199 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:28,084 Anyway, only two kids have gotten them signed so far, 200 00:09:28,121 --> 00:09:30,008 so it looks like it's gonna be a pretty small class. 201 00:09:30,033 --> 00:09:32,085 Why don't you guys just hang a huge sign on the house 202 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:33,600 that says "Gay virgin lives here." 203 00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:35,972 No, we thought about it, but it's just too expensive. 204 00:09:37,621 --> 00:09:39,538 Sorry, buddy, I'm just kidding. 205 00:09:39,551 --> 00:09:42,139 What's going on? Is that what kids are saying at school? 206 00:09:42,152 --> 00:09:45,578 No. They're just asking me if you two are gonna... 207 00:09:45,757 --> 00:09:48,474 do it, you know, demonstrate. 208 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,254 Do we have to have the sex ed class here? 209 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:55,402 Honey, I guess I could try to find a community room somewhere. 210 00:09:55,434 --> 00:09:56,917 Okay. 211 00:09:57,037 --> 00:09:58,317 Oh, hey, you know, 212 00:09:58,355 --> 00:10:01,455 we also think that you should invite Noah to the class. 213 00:10:01,461 --> 00:10:02,606 Why? 214 00:10:02,631 --> 00:10:06,217 Because you guys are dating and curious. 215 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,768 It'd be good for him to have that information, too, don't you think? 216 00:10:13,261 --> 00:10:16,501 - Okay. - Great. One more thing to take care of. 217 00:10:16,507 --> 00:10:18,955 Well, I can look and see if there's a room available at the station. 218 00:10:18,974 --> 00:10:22,740 All right? And speaking... of work, I am on call this weekend. 219 00:10:22,746 --> 00:10:25,296 - Uh, what about the wedding? - There's not gonna be a wedding, love. 220 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:26,766 Oh, really? 221 00:10:29,898 --> 00:10:31,777 She hasn't told him yet? 222 00:10:31,809 --> 00:10:34,199 - I tried, I did try. - Mom! 223 00:10:34,199 --> 00:10:36,723 - Obviously you didn't try hard enough. - What can I say? He was... 224 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,018 He was waiting for me last night, you know... 225 00:10:39,312 --> 00:10:41,728 - in his birthday suit. - Okay, Mom, uh, I... 226 00:10:41,753 --> 00:10:44,418 He seduced me and then I couldn't tell him after sex. 227 00:10:44,431 --> 00:10:47,455 And this morning, he got up and left before I woke up. 228 00:10:47,492 --> 00:10:48,841 Well, you have to tell him 229 00:10:48,854 --> 00:10:51,135 before he spends any more money or time on this. 230 00:10:51,162 --> 00:10:53,903 Well, I can't tell him before dinner, because he wants to cook for us, 231 00:10:53,932 --> 00:10:56,977 - and he's already shopped, so... - Hope it's not gonna be tofurkey again. 232 00:10:57,002 --> 00:10:59,220 Well, I'm just glad someone else is gonna cook for once. 233 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,570 - Yeah. - After dinner, Mom. 234 00:11:00,602 --> 00:11:04,149 Yeah, okay. I... I know, I will, I promise. 235 00:11:04,188 --> 00:11:05,492 - Hey, Grandma. - Hey. 236 00:11:05,511 --> 00:11:09,489 - It's gonna be so beautiful. Are you excited? - Oh, you bet. Yeah. 237 00:11:10,685 --> 00:11:12,462 Okay, so... 238 00:11:12,519 --> 00:11:14,762 apparently, they invited a bunch of their RV friends, 239 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,456 so we're gonna have to call a caterer. 240 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,889 - Oh, God. - What? What's wrong? 241 00:11:21,103 --> 00:11:22,721 Scuba divin'? 242 00:11:22,912 --> 00:11:25,053 You got a new hobby you wanna tell me about? 243 00:11:25,111 --> 00:11:26,619 Thinkin' about it. 244 00:11:28,045 --> 00:11:30,141 All right, come on, Callie, what are we doin' here? 245 00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:37,895 Troy Johnson said he was working here the day that Martha... 246 00:11:37,927 --> 00:11:40,676 No, Callie, no, no. Your trial is comin' up. 247 00:11:40,695 --> 00:11:43,560 You need to be thinkin' about that, not worryin' about some murder. 248 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:46,051 Which is the reason why you got into all this trouble to begin with. 249 00:11:46,062 --> 00:11:47,431 Well, that's not what I'm trying to do. 250 00:11:47,472 --> 00:11:49,109 I'm trying to prove that Troy is a liar. 251 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,453 If he wasn't working here that day... 252 00:11:50,469 --> 00:11:52,422 But the manager confirmed he was here, right? 253 00:11:52,468 --> 00:11:54,188 And there's security video of it, too? 254 00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:55,571 Yeah, we can't trust the evidence in this case. 255 00:11:55,592 --> 00:11:57,718 Kyle had an alibi witness and they shut him up. 256 00:11:57,838 --> 00:12:01,145 The only way we can know what Vanessa Martin said is if we ask her. 257 00:12:03,921 --> 00:12:05,480 You're not talkin' to anybody. 258 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,390 - Hi. - Hey. 259 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,251 - Can I help you? - Uh, yeah. 260 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,557 I was, uh, lookin' for Vanessa Martin. 261 00:12:26,614 --> 00:12:28,362 I, uh, used to work here, and I was hopin' 262 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,059 she could write me a letter of recommendation. 263 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,946 Yeah, she hasn't worked here for a while. 264 00:12:32,324 --> 00:12:34,037 Uh, do you know where I could find her? 265 00:12:34,072 --> 00:12:36,215 I know where you could reach her boyfriend. 266 00:12:36,251 --> 00:12:38,113 Hey, Troy. Someone to see you. 267 00:12:38,277 --> 00:12:41,084 This guy's looking for Vanessa, says he worked here with her. 268 00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:44,685 - Oh, yeah? When was that? - Uh... A few years ago. 269 00:12:44,999 --> 00:12:47,383 I've been here for five years, I don't remember you. 270 00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:48,834 Yeah, well, I was part-time. 271 00:12:48,872 --> 00:12:51,742 I, uh, I was just hopin' that she could, um, 272 00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:55,150 write me a letter of recommendation. Uh, but it's... it's not a big deal. 273 00:12:55,156 --> 00:12:56,839 It's... it's okay. No, it's fine. 274 00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:59,132 Look, I'm sure she'd be happy to do it. Why don't you, um, 275 00:12:59,252 --> 00:13:01,119 just give me your name and number, 276 00:13:01,151 --> 00:13:02,641 and I'll have her get a hold of you. 277 00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:05,076 - Okay. Thanks. - Yeah. 278 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:15,024 - All right. Thank you. - Cool, thanks, Chris. 279 00:13:21,281 --> 00:13:23,653 Okay, so... 280 00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:25,794 Vanessa doesn't work here anymore. 281 00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:27,973 But guess who does? 282 00:13:28,312 --> 00:13:29,923 - No way, Troy? - Yep. 283 00:13:30,274 --> 00:13:32,064 It's a good thing he doesn't know who I am. 284 00:13:32,089 --> 00:13:34,243 - But you talked to him? - Yeah, well, I didn't mean to. 285 00:13:34,287 --> 00:13:36,147 But, you know, when I asked where I could reach Vanessa, 286 00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:38,170 they told me to talk to her boyfriend. 287 00:13:38,538 --> 00:13:40,577 - Troy's her boyfriend? - Mm-hmm. 288 00:13:40,596 --> 00:13:42,456 He's dating his alibi? 289 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,805 I told you to stay away from me, you little bitch! 290 00:13:45,837 --> 00:13:47,576 Go! Callie! Callie! Drive! 291 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,142 I got you on the security cameras! 292 00:13:49,193 --> 00:13:51,303 I'm gonna call the cops if you ever come near me again! 293 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,178 - Drive! - You, too! This is harassment! 294 00:13:58,013 --> 00:14:00,103 Will, thank you so much for dinner. 295 00:14:00,142 --> 00:14:02,705 Oh, hey, I just wanted to thank you all in advance, 296 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,623 'cause I know this wedding has been an inconvenience. 297 00:14:04,661 --> 00:14:07,160 - What is in this? - Those are grilled carrots. 298 00:14:07,192 --> 00:14:08,387 It's crunchy. 299 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,368 And listen, thanks for letting us invite our friends, 300 00:14:10,394 --> 00:14:13,527 - you know, they were pretty insistent. - Of course. Absolutely. 301 00:14:13,572 --> 00:14:16,441 And you kids, you have to invite your significant others, okay? 302 00:14:16,447 --> 00:14:20,059 'Cause this is not just about celebrating our love, it's our love. 303 00:14:20,704 --> 00:14:22,820 Oh, I almost forget. I have a surprise. 304 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:25,645 - You're not the only one. - You, uh, gonna invite Emma? 305 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,486 Uh... yeah. 306 00:14:27,946 --> 00:14:30,101 - Probably. - Why wouldn't he? 307 00:14:30,548 --> 00:14:31,731 I'm just asking. 308 00:14:31,851 --> 00:14:34,390 Jude, did you ask Noah about class tomorrow? 309 00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:38,475 Yeah. Um... he's not gonna be able to make it. 310 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:41,535 Class on a Saturday? What kinda class is that? 311 00:14:41,555 --> 00:14:44,545 It's LGBT sex ed, since they don't teach it in schools. 312 00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:47,344 Oh. That sounds interesting. Could I come? 313 00:14:47,383 --> 00:14:48,968 - No. - No. Mom... 314 00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,684 Wow, champagne! 315 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,765 Oh my gosh! What's the, uh, special occasion? 316 00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:56,925 Uh... we're getting married tomorrow. 317 00:14:56,957 --> 00:14:58,325 Oh, well, yeah, that. 318 00:14:58,363 --> 00:14:59,776 - That's all. - But, uh, heh... 319 00:15:00,204 --> 00:15:02,908 you know, tonight, what is the special occasion tonight? 320 00:15:02,946 --> 00:15:04,896 This is like a rehearsal dinner, 321 00:15:04,902 --> 00:15:07,350 so I thought it appropriate that I make a toast... 322 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,355 to the woman who saw my RV... 323 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:14,695 in her neighborhood, and 48 hours later... 324 00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:16,542 I think it was less than 48 hours later, 325 00:15:16,568 --> 00:15:18,517 organized a campaign to kick me out. 326 00:15:18,536 --> 00:15:20,850 Well, how was I supposed to know it wasn't a meth lab? 327 00:15:21,336 --> 00:15:24,359 You are... a force of nature. 328 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:28,125 And, Sharon, there hasn't been a day that's gone by 329 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:31,621 that I haven't woken up grateful for you, 330 00:15:31,877 --> 00:15:34,995 for your heart, and your wit, and your beauty, 331 00:15:35,008 --> 00:15:37,175 and your compassion. 332 00:15:39,221 --> 00:15:41,304 And Stef, I know I should've asked for your blessing 333 00:15:41,304 --> 00:15:42,992 before I popped the question, but I am... 334 00:15:43,049 --> 00:15:44,731 asking for it now. 335 00:15:46,398 --> 00:15:48,041 Okay. 336 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,777 Yes. 337 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,381 Thank you. 338 00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:56,625 Sharon, thanks to your... 339 00:15:56,669 --> 00:16:00,217 your strict adherence to neighborhood zoning laws, 340 00:16:00,249 --> 00:16:05,553 you've given this wandering heart a home. And... 341 00:16:06,045 --> 00:16:08,705 I'm so lucky to get to travel this life 342 00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:11,376 - with the likes of you. - Thank you. 343 00:16:12,635 --> 00:16:14,955 Hm. This is delicious. 344 00:16:14,955 --> 00:16:16,674 Ooh, I forgot the bottle. 345 00:16:18,074 --> 00:16:20,528 How could I not marry that man? 346 00:16:20,803 --> 00:16:22,401 So you're in? 347 00:16:22,521 --> 00:16:24,734 - I would be a fool not to be. - Yes! 348 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,901 - All right, who wants a refill? - Uh, me, right here. 349 00:16:26,926 --> 00:16:28,179 - There you go. - Me next. 350 00:16:28,211 --> 00:16:30,148 - All right. - That's great. 351 00:16:35,759 --> 00:16:37,510 Knock, knock. 352 00:16:39,812 --> 00:16:42,624 I got a bunch of meds your mom sent up for you. 353 00:16:42,744 --> 00:16:44,937 I tell you, with all those prescriptions, 354 00:16:44,976 --> 00:16:47,769 - you'd fit in with some of my friends. - Hmm. 355 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:50,837 So what do you got there? 356 00:16:52,568 --> 00:16:56,119 - It's a letter from Emma. - Hm? 357 00:16:56,239 --> 00:16:59,961 Yeah, I just, I... kind of have a headache, 358 00:17:00,081 --> 00:17:02,237 and my eyes are tired. I've been trying to read it, 359 00:17:02,269 --> 00:17:04,237 - but I can't really focus. - Aw, 360 00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:05,593 I'm sorry. 361 00:17:05,989 --> 00:17:08,999 I could read it for you if it's not too personal. 362 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,479 No... Yeah-yeah. 363 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:15,545 All right. Let's see what Miss Emma has to say. 364 00:17:18,478 --> 00:17:22,141 "Hey!" What is it with you kids and "hey"? 365 00:17:22,192 --> 00:17:24,218 What happened to the old "Dear," you know? 366 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:27,478 "Dear... Dear Jesus." 367 00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:29,894 I'm not gonna editorialize anymore. 368 00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:32,880 "First I wanna say I love you." Awww. 369 00:17:32,938 --> 00:17:35,424 "Even when we were just friends with benefits." 370 00:17:37,754 --> 00:17:41,655 "Even when we were just friends with benefits, I loved you." 371 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:44,611 - Oh, so far not so bad, huh? - I feel like... 372 00:17:44,921 --> 00:17:47,931 - there... there's a "but" coming, though. - Hmm. 373 00:17:49,088 --> 00:17:53,300 "But things have been hard, with all that you're going through. 374 00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:56,170 I'm sorry I pulled away the other day, but 375 00:17:56,189 --> 00:17:58,285 it wasn't you. It's me. 376 00:18:00,425 --> 00:18:03,845 _ 377 00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:14,019 - Is that it? - These... 378 00:18:14,045 --> 00:18:16,978 These, uh, progressive lenses, they are 379 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,979 just a nightmare. 380 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,974 Here it is. 381 00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:26,949 "I'm just trying to deal with everything the best I can. 382 00:18:27,556 --> 00:18:30,649 And if you wanna talk about it, I'm totally willing. 383 00:18:31,757 --> 00:18:33,889 I hope you understand." 384 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,521 I thought she was gonna break up with me. 385 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:42,870 Mm-hm. 386 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,580 No, I think she's just looking for a little... 387 00:18:46,871 --> 00:18:49,076 reassurance from you. 388 00:18:49,249 --> 00:18:50,565 Yeah. 389 00:18:50,591 --> 00:18:53,557 But I think you're gonna wanna look at that letter yourself... 390 00:18:54,522 --> 00:18:56,522 when you feel a little better. 391 00:19:00,229 --> 00:19:01,737 Thanks. 392 00:19:20,145 --> 00:19:21,890 I read your letter. 393 00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:25,181 And you have nothing to be sorry for. 394 00:19:25,629 --> 00:19:27,674 I'm not mad at you. 395 00:19:28,262 --> 00:19:30,314 I totally understand. 396 00:19:30,935 --> 00:19:33,907 And we definitely don't need to talk about this. 397 00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:36,904 And I love you, too. 398 00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:45,161 I should've just canceled this class. 399 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,951 - Why? - I've only got three kids, 400 00:19:46,964 --> 00:19:49,482 - and that's assuming the other two show. - Listen, the point is to do it for Jude. 401 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,711 Right? And maybe with fewer kids, they'll ask more questions. 402 00:19:52,768 --> 00:19:53,906 Huh? 403 00:20:03,248 --> 00:20:05,976 Oh my... No. Hey, are you guys all here for sex ed? 404 00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:07,721 - Yeah. - Yeah. 405 00:20:08,035 --> 00:20:11,103 Okay, well, I only have two signed permission slips. 406 00:20:11,135 --> 00:20:12,777 So do the rest of you have yours? 407 00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:15,992 Well... I... I didn't really ask my parents. 408 00:20:16,012 --> 00:20:18,562 They don't know about me, they'd totally freak out. 409 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,831 Hang tight, one second. 410 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,327 Hey. What are you doing here? 411 00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:27,638 Um, your mom sent my mom a permission slip. 412 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,799 - Do you not want me here? - N... No, of course I do. 413 00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:33,662 I just didn't think that 414 00:20:33,701 --> 00:20:36,577 this would be something that you'd be interested in. 415 00:20:36,628 --> 00:20:38,111 Why not? 416 00:20:40,284 --> 00:20:42,221 What are you gonna do? 417 00:20:42,706 --> 00:20:44,502 How can I turn them away? 418 00:20:44,867 --> 00:20:47,103 Kids who can't come out to their parents? 419 00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:48,867 They need this more anybody. 420 00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:52,171 What if Monte finds out? 421 00:20:54,594 --> 00:20:56,217 Rule number one: 422 00:20:56,805 --> 00:20:58,550 When partners are responsible, 423 00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:02,627 and when they respect each other, sex is natural, 424 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,972 healthy and pleasurable. 425 00:21:05,004 --> 00:21:06,672 And today we're gonna talk about it, 426 00:21:06,704 --> 00:21:11,019 without judgment, fear or shame. 427 00:21:11,607 --> 00:21:14,841 So, who wants to break the ice? 428 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,820 Yes? 429 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,840 Um... what if two partners... 430 00:21:26,364 --> 00:21:27,963 you know, uh... 431 00:21:28,857 --> 00:21:31,755 - wanna play the same position? - Fantastic question. 432 00:21:31,786 --> 00:21:36,997 Sometimes partners have sexual likes that might not perfectly align. 433 00:21:46,656 --> 00:21:48,088 Hi. 434 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:49,463 Come in. 435 00:21:53,671 --> 00:21:56,815 You, uh, you look really... really nice. 436 00:21:56,825 --> 00:21:59,321 Thanks. 437 00:21:59,441 --> 00:22:02,212 Is that... that what you're wearing? 438 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,787 No. No, I haven't... I haven't dressed yet. 439 00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,830 Are we... good? 440 00:22:10,488 --> 00:22:11,646 Yeah. 441 00:22:11,857 --> 00:22:15,596 Yeah, of course. I was gonna ask you, I mean, are you really... 442 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,249 - you okay? - Yeah. 443 00:22:19,022 --> 00:22:21,074 Especially if you are. 444 00:22:25,446 --> 00:22:27,286 Thanks for, uh, doin' this. 445 00:22:27,293 --> 00:22:30,399 The guy I usually play music with kind of just broke up with my sister. 446 00:22:30,418 --> 00:22:31,984 No worries. 447 00:22:31,990 --> 00:22:34,924 I'm honored you asked. I do have to leave by six, though. 448 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:38,471 I'm doing this, uh... stand-up at this open mic night, 449 00:22:38,510 --> 00:22:40,498 and you have to sign up really early to get onstage. 450 00:22:40,517 --> 00:22:43,342 Stand-up? Like... comedy? 451 00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:46,142 - Yeah. - Aren't you scared you're gonna like... 452 00:22:46,262 --> 00:22:49,778 - bomb? - Yeah. That's the point. 453 00:22:50,021 --> 00:22:53,389 I read this book, My Year with Eleanor. 454 00:22:53,509 --> 00:22:57,282 And it's based on that thing Eleanor Roosevelt supposedly said: 455 00:22:57,576 --> 00:23:00,081 "You should do one thing a day that scares you." 456 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,593 So, I'm following her advice. 457 00:23:02,657 --> 00:23:05,860 One thing a day, bungee jumping, skydiving... 458 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,048 And stand-up comedy. 459 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,511 - Yeah. - Right. 460 00:23:08,914 --> 00:23:11,381 So you're like a... a masochist? 461 00:23:11,407 --> 00:23:15,931 No. I just, you know, I like to challenge myself. 462 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:18,254 Feel like I'm really living. 463 00:23:18,289 --> 00:23:20,237 I had sort of a sheltered childhood. 464 00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:26,317 Um, you know what? I'll... I'll be right back. 465 00:23:26,349 --> 00:23:29,201 Cool. 466 00:23:29,321 --> 00:23:31,035 Hey. Everything okay? 467 00:23:31,048 --> 00:23:33,829 - What did Jesus say about the letter? - Just that he's... 468 00:23:33,841 --> 00:23:35,906 not mad and he understands. 469 00:23:36,026 --> 00:23:37,958 Well, that... that's good, right? 470 00:23:38,078 --> 00:23:40,892 Here comes the bride, almost! 471 00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:43,334 Hey, Grandma! Hey, Grandma, you know Emma, right? 472 00:23:43,347 --> 00:23:46,703 - Jesus's girlfriend? - Oh, yes, of course, I remember you. 473 00:23:46,715 --> 00:23:48,908 - Hi, how are you? - I'm fine, thank you. 474 00:23:48,965 --> 00:23:51,503 - Congratulations. - Why, thank you. 475 00:23:52,992 --> 00:23:55,204 You know, I could use a little help with my dress. 476 00:23:55,229 --> 00:23:57,268 - You got a minute? - Sure. 477 00:23:57,281 --> 00:23:58,795 Perfect. 478 00:24:07,853 --> 00:24:09,463 Oh, my God, you scared me. 479 00:24:09,527 --> 00:24:11,962 I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. 480 00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,656 What you lookin' at? 481 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,647 Vanessa accepted Mariana's friend request. 482 00:24:19,076 --> 00:24:20,840 Troy's girlfriend Vanessa? 483 00:24:21,933 --> 00:24:24,029 I didn't think she'd friend me. 484 00:24:26,356 --> 00:24:27,953 I'm gonna get something to drink. 485 00:24:28,312 --> 00:24:29,890 I'll be downstairs. 486 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:43,598 Honey, do you really think this is a good time to go through the mail? 487 00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:46,472 This is your mother's wedding, you've barely lifted a finger. 488 00:24:46,497 --> 00:24:48,230 Well, I didn't think there was going to be a wedding. 489 00:24:48,246 --> 00:24:49,913 And I'm only going through the mail because I 490 00:24:49,928 --> 00:24:51,800 thought I saw something important. 491 00:24:51,805 --> 00:24:54,050 Turned out, it was our divorce papers. 492 00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:55,824 It's official, we're no longer married. 493 00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:57,353 Which right about now, you're probably happy about. 494 00:24:57,731 --> 00:25:00,385 - Congratulations. - I am not happy. I hate that we had to 495 00:25:00,505 --> 00:25:02,384 get a divorce just to keep our house. 496 00:25:02,415 --> 00:25:04,210 Well, you know, we had no choice. 497 00:25:04,245 --> 00:25:05,994 Duh, they were gonna sue us. 498 00:25:06,010 --> 00:25:08,086 We'll... We'll get married again, you know, great. 499 00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:11,286 You know, I am not throwing another wedding, ever again. 500 00:25:12,197 --> 00:25:14,202 We can go to the courthouse, I'll wear flannel. 501 00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:15,485 Honey, we are married. 502 00:25:15,485 --> 00:25:17,239 Why do we need another piece of paper to prove it? 503 00:25:17,254 --> 00:25:18,593 Besides, it's just one more thing to put 504 00:25:18,614 --> 00:25:20,516 on our never-ending to-do list. 505 00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:23,031 Will you unwrap this? I have to get some more platters. 506 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:32,420 Ohh! Wow! 507 00:25:32,456 --> 00:25:34,220 Wanna zip me up there? 508 00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:35,313 I... 509 00:25:35,697 --> 00:25:37,839 love your dress. 510 00:25:38,463 --> 00:25:40,125 You don't think I'm too old to pull it off? 511 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:41,520 Not at all. 512 00:25:42,293 --> 00:25:43,510 Thank you. 513 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:48,280 Listen, I wanted to tell you that, um... 514 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:52,202 Jesus asked me to read the letter that you wrote him. 515 00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:56,883 - Why? - Not for me. He asked me 516 00:25:56,918 --> 00:26:00,222 to read it because his head hurt and his eyes were tired, 517 00:26:00,238 --> 00:26:02,380 and... I didn't read all of it. 518 00:26:02,671 --> 00:26:05,039 I mean, I... 519 00:26:05,159 --> 00:26:08,168 I did, but not out loud. 520 00:26:08,839 --> 00:26:11,932 I skipped over the part with the... 521 00:26:13,425 --> 00:26:15,209 I just want to tell you that I, 522 00:26:15,485 --> 00:26:17,433 I support your choice. 523 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,371 Do your parents know? 524 00:26:22,864 --> 00:26:24,699 I was gonna tell my mom, 525 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:28,073 but she'd maybe wanna talk to Stef and Lena, 526 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:30,333 and I didn't know if Jesus and okay with that. 527 00:26:30,901 --> 00:26:33,595 Yeah, I wanted to tell him, you know? 528 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,416 I'm sure you did. 529 00:26:35,718 --> 00:26:38,157 But I can understand why you couldn't. 530 00:26:39,318 --> 00:26:41,501 You don't have to worry about me, okay? 531 00:26:41,501 --> 00:26:44,170 I mean, I wasn't even supposed to see that, so... 532 00:26:45,628 --> 00:26:47,934 I would never tell anyone. 533 00:26:48,782 --> 00:26:51,477 I just needed to know that you were okay. 534 00:26:52,014 --> 00:26:53,154 Thank you. 535 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:55,030 Mm-hm. Yeah. 536 00:27:02,077 --> 00:27:04,245 Almost as cute as your disco outfit. 537 00:27:06,304 --> 00:27:07,511 Damn. 538 00:27:07,905 --> 00:27:10,192 - Is it gonna rain? - I hope not. 539 00:27:11,394 --> 00:27:12,577 So, um... 540 00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:14,725 what'd you think of the class? 541 00:27:15,658 --> 00:27:17,198 Um... 542 00:27:18,515 --> 00:27:20,170 I don't know. 543 00:27:21,915 --> 00:27:23,583 You, um... 544 00:27:24,798 --> 00:27:27,296 - you asked a lot of questions. - I did? 545 00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:30,235 About stuff that I figured you already knew. 546 00:27:32,704 --> 00:27:35,424 I don't know everything. 547 00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:39,346 But you've had sex with three people. 548 00:27:41,115 --> 00:27:43,451 Well, not sex, sex. 549 00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:45,784 Other stuff can be sex, too. 550 00:27:48,938 --> 00:27:51,993 - So you... haven't... - No. 551 00:27:55,656 --> 00:27:59,565 - Do you want to? - Maybe, someday. But, like... 552 00:28:01,155 --> 00:28:02,986 I'm not, like, ready. 553 00:28:03,538 --> 00:28:04,490 Are you? 554 00:28:05,006 --> 00:28:06,100 No. 555 00:28:06,657 --> 00:28:07,669 Well... 556 00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:10,676 do you wanna do some... 557 00:28:11,131 --> 00:28:12,742 other stuff? 558 00:28:16,592 --> 00:28:19,174 Hey, um... have you seen Grandma? 559 00:28:19,225 --> 00:28:21,245 No. Hey, did you know it was gonna rain? 560 00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:23,592 Yeah. That's why I planned an outdoor wedding. 561 00:28:23,807 --> 00:28:25,146 It's not gonna rain. 562 00:28:26,076 --> 00:28:27,774 Oh, look, there's Will. 563 00:28:29,712 --> 00:28:31,870 - Hey! - Hey. 564 00:28:32,269 --> 00:28:34,365 Uh, skies look a little ominous. 565 00:28:34,396 --> 00:28:35,776 Well, how was I supposed to know? 566 00:28:35,843 --> 00:28:38,082 - It rains like one day out of the year! - It's okay. I'm just sayin' 567 00:28:38,082 --> 00:28:39,841 I think maybe we should get the show on the road. 568 00:28:40,639 --> 00:28:42,838 Already on it. Have you seen the bride? 569 00:28:42,864 --> 00:28:45,114 No, I can't, that's bad luck. 570 00:28:45,395 --> 00:28:46,669 Right. 571 00:28:56,053 --> 00:28:58,901 So, I know you said that we don't need to talk about it, 572 00:28:58,922 --> 00:29:01,878 but you read all of my letter, right? 573 00:29:01,998 --> 00:29:05,420 Yourself? I mean, obviously, you read it yourself. 574 00:29:05,431 --> 00:29:08,074 Can we please just stop talking about it? 575 00:29:09,444 --> 00:29:10,871 - Yeah. - We're good. 576 00:29:12,206 --> 00:29:13,397 Yeah. 577 00:29:14,706 --> 00:29:17,707 - I don't see our cards. - Yeah, me neither. 578 00:29:18,535 --> 00:29:20,401 I hope we're sitting together. 579 00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:37,557 Okay, so I found Grandma. 580 00:29:37,577 --> 00:29:40,006 And you need to come upstairs, like now. 581 00:29:42,353 --> 00:29:44,256 So are you mad at me? 582 00:29:45,498 --> 00:29:47,538 Not everything's about you, Callie. 583 00:29:48,678 --> 00:29:51,736 I just found out the only reason Mike wants to adopt me... 584 00:29:52,328 --> 00:29:53,883 is so Ana can move in. 585 00:29:54,046 --> 00:29:55,560 What do you mean? 586 00:29:57,789 --> 00:30:00,560 Because she has a record that won't let her move in if 587 00:30:00,897 --> 00:30:02,160 he's fosterin' me. 588 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,732 First of all, I don't think that's the only reason. 589 00:30:06,675 --> 00:30:08,009 Why didn't you tell me? 590 00:30:08,044 --> 00:30:10,551 'Cause all we do is talk about you, Callie. 591 00:30:12,315 --> 00:30:15,025 Sorry, I might be going to jail, so... 592 00:30:15,578 --> 00:30:16,958 Who's fault is that? 593 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,906 You keep messin' with Troy Johnson, 594 00:30:18,921 --> 00:30:21,317 - what do you think is gonna happen? - You saw him, he's crazy. 595 00:30:21,338 --> 00:30:25,025 - Yeah... exactly. - Yeah, and so I need to prove it. 596 00:30:26,009 --> 00:30:27,843 Vanessa was married four years ago. 597 00:30:27,856 --> 00:30:30,042 What if she was having an affair... with Troy? 598 00:30:30,055 --> 00:30:32,408 She might not talk to us, but her ex-husband might. 599 00:30:32,408 --> 00:30:34,216 You really can't help yourself, can you? 600 00:30:34,336 --> 00:30:36,012 You're your own worst enemy. 601 00:30:37,219 --> 00:30:38,862 I thought you wanted to help me. 602 00:30:40,646 --> 00:30:43,797 I'm a black man in America, Callie, with a juvenile record. 603 00:30:43,917 --> 00:30:46,475 And I don't have a rich daddy to buy me the best lawyers. 604 00:30:46,475 --> 00:30:48,744 If I make trouble and get arrested, I'm goin' down. 605 00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:51,218 Just like Ty. That's it. 606 00:30:52,754 --> 00:30:54,639 I'd do anything for you, but I'm not 607 00:30:54,664 --> 00:30:56,524 gonna follow you down a rabbit hole. 608 00:31:11,256 --> 00:31:14,240 What, uh... what's goin' on, Ma? 609 00:31:15,327 --> 00:31:17,046 I can't do it. 610 00:31:17,954 --> 00:31:19,961 I... I... I can't get married. 611 00:31:20,081 --> 00:31:22,537 Okay, well, it's a... it's a little late for cold feet, Ma, 612 00:31:22,543 --> 00:31:25,356 - don't ya think? - I've tried, I have really tried. 613 00:31:25,913 --> 00:31:27,713 I've tried so hard. 614 00:31:28,664 --> 00:31:32,279 But the heart just... doesn't want what the heart doesn't want. 615 00:31:34,743 --> 00:31:35,745 Hey. 616 00:31:35,865 --> 00:31:37,366 Everything okay in here? 617 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:40,588 Not really. 618 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,187 Hey, can you guys play a song or something, like, 619 00:31:44,218 --> 00:31:46,320 - entertain the crowd? - What... What's the holdup? 620 00:31:46,366 --> 00:31:47,997 Just... please do it. 621 00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,193 Well, we... we only know one song together. 622 00:31:58,245 --> 00:32:02,801 So... "For Once in My Life" on repeat or we improv? 623 00:32:03,415 --> 00:32:06,283 Uh, actually, I've... got an idea. 624 00:32:06,785 --> 00:32:09,545 Why don't you do your, uh, stand-up routine? 625 00:32:09,855 --> 00:32:12,843 - Here? - Yeah. There's an open mic, over there. 626 00:32:14,593 --> 00:32:16,847 - Um... - Do it. 627 00:32:17,297 --> 00:32:18,262 Uh... 628 00:32:18,297 --> 00:32:20,437 Are you sure, Ma? 629 00:32:21,894 --> 00:32:25,504 I mean, just last night, you said how could I not marry this man, 630 00:32:25,537 --> 00:32:27,841 - didn't you? - This doesn't have anything to do with Will. 631 00:32:28,004 --> 00:32:30,377 He's not the reason I don't wanna get married. 632 00:32:31,395 --> 00:32:33,517 - It's your father. - Dad? 633 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,777 No offense, but I loved your father. 634 00:32:35,897 --> 00:32:38,635 - Why would I take offense to that, Ma? - Let me finish. 635 00:32:39,818 --> 00:32:41,722 I loved your father... 636 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:44,253 until I married him. 637 00:32:44,373 --> 00:32:45,697 And then... 638 00:32:46,017 --> 00:32:48,822 moment by moment, hour by hour, day by day, 639 00:32:48,835 --> 00:32:50,982 - week by week, year by year, - I get it... 640 00:32:51,021 --> 00:32:53,455 I started to hate his guts. 641 00:32:53,462 --> 00:32:57,341 All I could think about was ways to kill him. 642 00:32:57,967 --> 00:33:02,019 Stabbing him in his sleep. Pushing him off a cliff. 643 00:33:02,358 --> 00:33:04,876 - Castrating him... - Now I'm startin' to get a little offended. 644 00:33:04,876 --> 00:33:06,666 Who is it? 645 00:33:06,675 --> 00:33:08,284 - Oh... - It's Will. 646 00:33:08,662 --> 00:33:10,355 Tell him I'm not here. 647 00:33:14,983 --> 00:33:16,459 Everything okay? 648 00:33:18,576 --> 00:33:20,749 Ma, you just asked "Who is it?" 649 00:33:21,113 --> 00:33:24,117 - Pretty sure he knows you're here. - I'll deny it. 650 00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:31,249 Hey. 651 00:33:32,349 --> 00:33:35,116 I think that if you don't wanna marry him... 652 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:39,162 you at least owe it to him to go out there and tell him. 653 00:33:39,207 --> 00:33:41,233 Honey, everything okay? 654 00:33:45,074 --> 00:33:47,075 Hi. I'm Grace. 655 00:33:47,324 --> 00:33:51,869 I don't know the bride, or groom, or anyone, really, 656 00:33:51,869 --> 00:33:54,233 - except for Brandon. Hi. - Woo! 657 00:33:54,948 --> 00:33:56,259 Anyway, 658 00:33:57,250 --> 00:33:59,723 does anybody know why they call it Twitter? 659 00:33:59,843 --> 00:34:02,369 It's kind of a misnomer, right? Birds don't type. 660 00:34:04,350 --> 00:34:07,194 So Jesus didn't read my letter. 661 00:34:07,405 --> 00:34:09,968 - What? What? - He definitely didn't read it. 662 00:34:10,551 --> 00:34:12,219 How do you know? 663 00:34:12,507 --> 00:34:14,686 Because he can't read. 664 00:34:14,864 --> 00:34:16,258 I'm not kidding. 665 00:34:17,453 --> 00:34:19,249 But, seriously, I cannot 666 00:34:19,369 --> 00:34:22,450 do social media anymore, now that my nana's on it. 667 00:34:22,476 --> 00:34:24,828 She is the insta-grandma. 668 00:34:26,394 --> 00:34:29,212 And mercifully, that's my cue that God's had enough. 669 00:34:29,251 --> 00:34:31,646 - I am not kidding. - I'll explain later. 670 00:34:31,941 --> 00:34:34,031 Thank you so much, and don't worry, 671 00:34:34,070 --> 00:34:35,683 I won't be here all week. 672 00:34:37,188 --> 00:34:38,553 Yeah! 673 00:34:38,587 --> 00:34:41,252 I told you I wasn't funny. 674 00:34:41,265 --> 00:34:43,094 And you weren't kidding, but, uh, that... 675 00:34:43,214 --> 00:34:45,326 took some serious guts. 676 00:34:52,650 --> 00:34:54,005 What was that? 677 00:34:55,003 --> 00:34:56,904 My one scary thing for tomorrow. 678 00:35:00,889 --> 00:35:03,056 I just don't ever wanna hate you. 679 00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:08,239 Sharon, there's tons of married people that don't hate each other. 680 00:35:08,297 --> 00:35:11,596 I know, but... but what we have is so good. 681 00:35:11,716 --> 00:35:14,177 Why would we wanna risk ruining it by... 682 00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:18,237 making promises we maybe can't even keep? 683 00:35:19,745 --> 00:35:21,279 Well... 684 00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:25,805 I mean, I actually was gonna address that in my vows. 685 00:35:28,425 --> 00:35:30,330 You wrote vows for me? 686 00:35:30,752 --> 00:35:32,144 Course. 687 00:35:32,784 --> 00:35:35,193 What do you think, I'm gonna disrespect a woman as unique 688 00:35:35,193 --> 00:35:37,283 and special as you with... with some, 689 00:35:37,403 --> 00:35:39,942 what, old-fashioned cookie-cutter script? 690 00:35:40,574 --> 00:35:42,953 Look, to me, 691 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:47,619 marriage isn't a contract, and... and promises aren't always broken. 692 00:35:47,739 --> 00:35:49,600 Especially when they're easy to keep. 693 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:54,687 Like loving you, every day, and never taking you for granted. 694 00:35:54,924 --> 00:35:59,085 And promising that if, for some reason, you fall out of love with me, 695 00:35:59,117 --> 00:36:00,671 or if I fall out of love with you, 696 00:36:00,715 --> 00:36:04,033 I'll never forget you're my best friend. 697 00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,157 Mm. 698 00:36:15,850 --> 00:36:17,505 Should I be worried? 699 00:36:18,637 --> 00:36:20,989 That you don't wanna remarry me? 700 00:36:23,488 --> 00:36:25,226 Honey... 701 00:36:25,796 --> 00:36:28,928 It's not that I don't wanna remarry you, come on. 702 00:36:28,947 --> 00:36:31,746 It's just... our wedding was so beautiful. 703 00:36:31,797 --> 00:36:33,875 It was the happiest day of my life. 704 00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:36,572 Anything we do now would just pale in comparison. 705 00:36:36,585 --> 00:36:39,915 Look, we don't have to try and recreate that day, love. 706 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,900 Look, I... I know that I was the one that didn't... 707 00:36:42,932 --> 00:36:45,732 think that a piece of paper was necessary last time, 708 00:36:45,732 --> 00:36:47,540 but I love being married. 709 00:36:47,911 --> 00:36:49,982 I like our marriage being... 710 00:36:49,988 --> 00:36:51,835 recognized by the federal government. 711 00:36:51,854 --> 00:36:53,676 I know we don't need anybody's permission to love one another, 712 00:36:53,714 --> 00:36:55,835 but you know what, it feels good to have 713 00:36:55,870 --> 00:36:58,338 the same rights as every straight couple. 714 00:36:58,732 --> 00:37:00,534 To be included. 715 00:37:01,257 --> 00:37:03,250 To be protected under the law. 716 00:37:03,282 --> 00:37:05,960 God knows that right might be taken away from us, but, man, 717 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,999 as long as we have it, I want it. 718 00:37:08,043 --> 00:37:10,120 You know, I wanna be equal. I want 719 00:37:10,171 --> 00:37:12,933 our love and our family to be out and be proud, 720 00:37:12,952 --> 00:37:14,748 and if they try to take marriage away from us, 721 00:37:14,755 --> 00:37:18,278 then you're damn right I'm gonna fight to keep it, because, you know, 722 00:37:18,398 --> 00:37:20,801 us getting married again, that... that piece of paper, 723 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,172 that's about more than just us, babe. 724 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:26,528 I know that we... 725 00:37:26,648 --> 00:37:29,636 have had some rough times since we got married. 726 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,111 But, you know, all these politics aside, 727 00:37:33,123 --> 00:37:35,635 if I were to ask you today for the first time... 728 00:37:38,332 --> 00:37:40,339 would you marry me? 729 00:37:47,043 --> 00:37:53,032 ♪ For once in my life I have someone who needs me ♪ 730 00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:57,225 ♪ Someone I've needed so long ♪ 731 00:37:57,666 --> 00:38:03,873 ♪ For once, unafraid, I can go where life leads me ♪ 732 00:38:03,993 --> 00:38:08,532 ♪ Somehow I know I'll be strong ♪ 733 00:38:08,652 --> 00:38:12,884 ♪ For once I can say this is mine you can't take it ♪ 734 00:38:12,941 --> 00:38:15,012 Grandma... What's going on? 735 00:38:15,677 --> 00:38:17,275 Look! 736 00:38:19,159 --> 00:38:24,975 ♪ For once in my life I have someone who needs me ♪ 737 00:38:25,027 --> 00:38:29,527 ♪ Someone who needs me ♪ 738 00:38:30,070 --> 00:38:33,771 ♪ Someone who needs me ♪ 739 00:38:35,017 --> 00:38:39,134 Well, this is a... bit of a surprise. 740 00:38:39,339 --> 00:38:43,199 We come together today in front of your family and friends. 741 00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:44,478 Well... 742 00:38:44,510 --> 00:38:46,663 ... mostly Sharon and Will's friends. 743 00:38:46,715 --> 00:38:50,076 - You sure you're okay with this? - You're not goin' anywhere, are you? 744 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,415 No. I'm not going anywhere. 745 00:38:52,434 --> 00:38:54,127 Yeah, I'm okay. 746 00:38:54,162 --> 00:38:56,627 As these two fell in love on the open road 747 00:38:56,652 --> 00:38:59,004 explorin' the country by RV... 748 00:38:59,011 --> 00:39:01,446 Yeah, no, that doesn't really apply. 749 00:39:01,566 --> 00:39:05,019 Meeting new friends in every corner of the good ol' USA. 750 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:06,911 No. 751 00:39:07,031 --> 00:39:10,803 Uh, ooh... Making love under the stars on a cool desert night. 752 00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:13,136 We have kids here, that was, that's... Yeah. 753 00:39:13,256 --> 00:39:16,632 I think I'm gonna just get a little, uh, 754 00:39:16,684 --> 00:39:18,601 less specific. 755 00:39:19,029 --> 00:39:23,127 They say on the road, there are three types of folks: 756 00:39:23,523 --> 00:39:26,636 hitchhikers, day trippers, 757 00:39:26,674 --> 00:39:28,937 and those who are in it for the long haul. 758 00:39:29,057 --> 00:39:31,807 I think if you have any vows, 759 00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:33,629 you might wanna spit 'em out now. 760 00:39:33,673 --> 00:39:36,862 - Uh... - Okay, I... I didn't really prepare anything, 761 00:39:36,882 --> 00:39:40,212 but, um... of course I would marry you again today. 762 00:39:40,332 --> 00:39:42,295 I am marrying you today. 763 00:39:42,863 --> 00:39:45,804 No matter how hard life gets, 764 00:39:45,924 --> 00:39:48,437 or what challenges we face... 765 00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:53,876 my love for you has only gotten stronger over this past year. 766 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:57,603 And I know that no matter what happens... 767 00:39:58,012 --> 00:39:59,923 it always will. 768 00:40:02,063 --> 00:40:04,926 Okay, I think I'm gonna say "ditto" to what she said, 769 00:40:04,965 --> 00:40:07,151 if that's okay with everybody, 'cause we gotta... 770 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:10,302 That's great. Great. Uh, yeah, okay, so... uh... 771 00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:12,673 By the power vested in me by the State of California, 772 00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:14,022 and a bunch of other legal blah-blah-blah, 773 00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:15,990 - you are now united in matrimony. - Can we... ? 774 00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:19,889 - Hurry up and kiss. - That's the point I wanted anyway. 775 00:40:24,534 --> 00:40:26,797 - No. - Ooh! 776 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,604 What's happening? 777 00:40:31,724 --> 00:40:33,636 Where are you going? 778 00:40:43,626 --> 00:40:46,144 - Okay, should we? Yeah. - Yeah. 779 00:41:18,951 --> 00:41:22,409 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 59111

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