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Once upon a time, long ago in Fantabularasa

- there was a baby - who was a Princess.

But then this mean old witch showed up at her christening

and put a curse on the Princess.

If she gets pricked by something before she turns eighteen

she and everyone in the castle will fall asleep just like that.

Nighty night! For a hundred years!

Unless someone comes along

or someone without a horse

who loves the Princess a whole bunch and gives her a kiss.

- But her dad - the king

is still really scared

the witch might come back and prick his little girl.

That's why he made her wear this suit of armor.

That must have been really uncomfortable.

And she had to wear it all the time,

even when she was almost a grown up already...

- in the castle... - of Fantabularasa.

So you've lost the key to your chastity belt again?

Fear not. We've all been there.

Mosey on down to Jebediah Runkelsteen's, the fastest blacksmith in town.

And if bed bugs are keeping you up at night. Burn your mattress.

Duh!

And now for the weather forecast our very own druid. Steve...

Princess?

- Rose? - Jack!

You're in danger!

Dellamorta! She knows about our love!

- Dellamorta? - She knows about you!

Is she here?

She has ears everywhere.

And you are the only one who could lift her curse!

- You have to hide! - Hide? Where?

Somewhere safe.

Somewhere she won't find me.

Let's tarot it!

Here! In the deep Underwood...

- beyond the seven... uh... - Beyond the seven hills?

Yes. Beyond the hills in the green wood shade...

where the 7 dwarfs their dwelling have made...

I thought that's just a fairy tale.

You'll be safe there.

Stay there until the celebration here at court is over.

And in case Dellamorta's curse should...

come true, then you, my hero,

will come back and save me and the whole castle

with the kiss of true love.

Yes, that's true. I love you, Rose.

Here! For you!

Wear it close to your heart! This way, I'll always be near you.

Are you alone, Rose?

Er... yes, of course I am, Daddy!

Well, who are you talking to then?

Nobody. I'm just... e... practicing my speech

for my birthday...

Right. Very good, my child.

Guys! We need to get back to basics.

It's fairy cake time

Where's Bobo?

- Hey! - Oups!

Hello, I'm kind of lost.

I'm Jack, little man, and who are you?

Hello Jack little-man. I'm Bobo.

Be careful, Bobo, your shoelaces are untied.

Oh no, not again...

No worries. I know how to tie my shoes.

Wow! Good.

We're baking a birthday cake for Princess Rose

and I'm supposed to pick the apple to go on top...

For Rose? For my Rose?

Ah, oh, what a nice song.

- Bobo! - Just a minute Jack.

Bobooo!

Wow! Thanks, Ja! Eeh... Jack?...

Jack Littleman?

Bobo's still not here

I'm sure he'll be here any moment now...

- Bo... - Yahhhh...

Got it! Safe!

Bobo, you klutz!

The cake is ruined. Do you know what that means?

Cake fight!

Very funny. I'm not...

What are we going to give Princess Rose for her birthday now?

No problem. I always keep an emergency cake in my feast aid kit.

Seriously?

One for all...

and all at once.

Put me down! Let me go!

That's not funny!

Delicious.

What are you going to do with me?

If you plan to eat me, let me tell you I taste horrible.

I know what I'm talking about. I work in a kitchen.

Let me go!

Princess Rose has sent me on a mission, which I must fulfill.

She's the love of my life! Surely you know the meaning of love?

Burner!

Dellamorta! YOU!

Soon, I'll have my revenge, kitchen boy.

How precious!

Up you go!

It's too bad that you won't be there to see my wrath. Isn't it?

You will not touch a single hair on her head, witch!

Temper, temper...

You won't even get into the castle what with all the guards and stuff.

You may be right, but what if I am inside it already...?

Dear, hipi, hapa, houp, hapless, finder.

I lost this mirror in the woods.

But I hadn't noticed yet that it was lost.

Which means, I won't be cooking, eh... looking for it.

So if you want, you can use it as a bluevtagroup.

Birthday gift, for the princess.

But we already have a present for Rose!

Not anymore...

Huh?

Hmmm... this could be a highly sophisticated trap!

On the other hand

How could we distrust something with such an adorable ribbon?

Well, there's that. Okay, let's load the mirror up and forge ahead!

Yeah

What do you think, does size really matter?

Oh, yeah.

Cinderella, what went through your mind when you lost the shoe?

- I guess my foot's gonna get cold. - Over here, please!

One minute! One minute!

Smile, please! Oh fabulous, I love your smile. I love it!

Watch out, dwarf!

Welcome to Red Riding Hood TV...

Everyone who's anyone is here. I see Puss in Boots...

So, where are the pussies?

- So I says to her, you wanna kiss me, - Frog Prince...

eat a mint. You never know, one thing leads to another...

Ali Baba and the 40 thieves...

Everyone is gossiping about whether or not

Princess Rose will succumb to the witch's curse.

Will she prick her finger and fall into a 100 year sleep...

along with the rest of the court? What do you think, Wolfie?

Well, first, I have to say, You look delish.

Oh oh, what's that? Birthday Girl's BFF is just arriving.

Huh...?

Wow!

- Snow White! - Stop!

No pointy objects!

Oh, no! A dwarf never takes off his hat. It's bad luck.

They're with me.

Don't worry, sweetheart.

You know the way to the V.I.P. entrance? Have a great night.

Not a chance!

Drop your gifts on the gift table, dwarfs.

Excuse me... don't mind me...

oh, oh wait! Watch out! Please don't step on it!

I designed this as an emergency escape for Princess Rose.

It has the latest in slide technology!

Nothing can go wrong...

- Daddy...? - Oh my darling,

you look radiant in that dress...

You look, like, awesome, girl.

Rose! May I introduce you to my friends?

How nice. Oh hello children.

Bella! These are the 7 dwarfs!

The 7 dwarfs!

Let me guess, you are...?

- I love quizzes! - Sunny.

- Who else! Umpf. - You are Cloudy.

- You must be Ralphy. - Are you okay?

- No. - Cooky. I Well...

You certainly are Tshakko.

- How do you know? - Speedy, I am sure.

But...

who are you?

I am Bobo.

Oh, my God! I'm so happy, you could make it!

Well...

And as for Jack...

little man?

If anyone should ask.

You never heard of Jack, and he never was at your house. Understood?

- Who is Jack? - Never heard of him.

There was never a Jack at our house.

Good. Perfect. Very convincing... By the way, your shoelaces are untied.

Got it!

- I hope, they have ginger bread - Not again

Tempus reversus hora...

Tempus reversus hora... Now!

I smell... dwarf!

I hate dwarfs!

Snow White! Snow White! Snow White!

Look into the mirror! Look into the mirror!

I'd love to...

Well, you little mirror, mirror on the wall... Who is the fairest of them all?

No, no, don't say... Of course! Snow White!

- Dear people of Fantabularasa! - Hats up! Dellamorta...

- Dellamorta is here! - Shhh, Bobo, be quiet,

the king is talking to us.

- Everything under control again. - No.

It gives me great pleasuer to introduce my beloved daughter...

You all know what that means to us?...

18 long years are over now. Fear and terror are over.

As of this minute, Dellamorta's curse is history...

Ooohhhh...

Happyyyyyyy Biiiiiirthdayyyy toooooooo youuuuuuuuuu!

It's time to turn history into my story. Now, my curse shall fall upon you!

Dellamorta.

- Why? - You're too late.

It's after midnight, witch!

That's what you think my dear.

SHE CHANGED THE CLOCK!

Seize the witch!

Burner, Sit!

Dear guests, don't be afraid! Dellamorta cannot do us any harm.

Whatever she may plan, the curse will not afflict us for long,

because Someone will come and awaken me and us all.

WITH THE KISS OF TRUE LOVE!

You mean your brave little kitchen boy, Jack? Don't you?

But oh, but woe, where is he, your hero, your savior?

Did he get lost?

On his way over the hills in the green wood shade,

where the 7 dwarfs their dwelling have made?

- Who is Jack? - I don't know Jack.

- What Jack? - Jack is gone.

- Ringeling, doesn't ring a bell. - Not really...

- I didn't see anyone. - No, no, dwarfs!

You can admit it now, the charade is over... Right?

Ww... What charade?

Oh.

What have you done with Jack?

I know Jack. I met him in the forest.

He picked up an apple for me... hihi...

Burner! You greedy Monster!

I have everything under control here!

Fly back to the lair and look after our prisoner!

And as for you, my pretty... Spiritus mesmoriso!

Must prick finger.

No!

Must prick finger.

Must prick finger.

Must prick... hugh?

Oh, this won't be good.

Oh, I saw that coming.

Check!

What happened? Where am I?

How was she supposed to prick me in the finger with this?

No idea.

Maybe you just have to press here...

Oopsi!

Ouch!

Miau! These boots were made for walking!

Back in a minute.

Dwarfs, it's time to leave this building, a... a... a... as fast as we can.

We've to get out of here! Follow me, dwarfs!

Why not?

Speedy, let's follow Snow White!

Why?

Take another way!

No way.

Anyone got a ladder in their pocket.

- An emergency slide! - I loooove emergency slides!

Why am I not surprised?

Any idea as to the final destination?

- Nope. - 'Emerge' sounds good, doesn't it?

Oh no...

All right, everybody! Dwarfs are tough, we don't bluff.

We ain't meek and we protect the weak.

We're going in!

Never forget, We're small, but that means nothing at all.

That's not what she said.

Oh, Rose!

Sometimes, a little bad luck is all you need.

Revenge is best served cold...

ice cold!

Sorry, eh... I was just deep in thought.

Which thought would that be?

I don't know.

Thought so.

Rose!

It's all my fault.

No, it's not ALL your fault.

What do you mean exactly?

Well, maybe a little bit. An teensy weensy bit.

Who would have thought that such a thick thorn would fit into such a tiny, round ring...

Fault is really the wrong word.

Why is everyone asleep?

It could have happened to anyone. Any one of us.

It could have been much worse.

Unlikely.

Bobo?!

Where are you going?

I... uh... I have to fix this somehow.

Bobo! You can't even tie your shoes!

Are you nuts? That's ridiculous, of course I can.

I have to find Jack and bring him back here.

But what if you get hungry along the way?

You don't even know the way

Keep cool. Good things come to those who wait.

Who's going to remove the rocks in your path?

And who's going to tickle you if you're feeling blue?

And who's going to prevent that?

Where am I? Who am I?

What am I doing here? And what about Rose?

Rose! Oh! I failed!

Don't be too hard on yourself. The slide was great!

- Yes! Let's... - Forget it.

All right, time to get a move on to save the scullion.

Into the lion's den I go, or the dragon's den maybe, whatever! Oh...

Now the curse got me after all, even though I hid in the grandfather's clock.

Shouldn't have drilled those air holes in it.

I'm getting too old for this.

Confound it! I must save the scullion from Dellamorta's clutches.

Don't worry. We'll take care of that.

You? Oh! You have no chance.

Why not?

Dellamorta is powerful.

And we are the 7 dwarfs.

My point exactly.

You have to go across deep canyons, dry deserts,

raging waters, over icy mountain ridges to a place where no dwarf has gone before.

- No! Don't fall asleep! - Stay awake!

- Hey! - Please, you have to help us.

If we can be helped.

I feel, I won't make it. Give me my bag...

I have three potions..

This... this one here will make you undefeatable.

And eh... And this one will make you invisible.

And this?... What was this again? Oh, right, that's just floor polish.

Dwarf huddle!

- We'll take the floor polish. - Is it lemon?

What? For Merlin's sake, think again...

Remember This will make you UN DE FEATABLE!

Okay, now we understand. So, we choose the floor polish.

Good luck with all that. Rose's fate is now in your hands.

Wait, wait, wait!

What now, Bobo?

Does anyone know the way to Dellamorta's hidden castle?

Hello...

Yes

Did anyone understand that?

No. You?

- He drives... - He said...

Yes

- Follow... - Yes? What?

The little signpost!

Now... good luck.

Snacks.

Lookin' good!

Yep!

Hey, look!

The little signpost!

That way, really?

Like the old man said 'Let's follow it!

Yeah!

Should I leave it open for when we come back?

Coming back is not really the problem at this juncture.

There's only one thing to be done Blindly onward!

We made it!

Oh... Is that...?

Dellamortas Island.

So all we need now is a boat

There must be some around here somewhere.

Does anyone have sunscreen?

Get a grip, Sunny!

- Do you want me to get sunburn? - If need be, yes.

Don't argue, guys. We're this close to getting there.

- Sunny! Stop whining! - I'm not whining.

Oh, that's not whining?

Those are sirens.

What? Where? Fire? Is there a fire?

Actually, it sounds like mermaids.

Unusual, for this time of year.

Mermaids!

Man, Jellyfish! I thought you brought this to Orca to get fixed.

Dude, salmon swim upstream, you know?

He caught himself a new one. Pretty fishy, man.

Not a carp, dude?

She's a carp, all right, jellyfish. Did you check her scales?

Forget it! Might as well go for a halibut, know what I mean?

Give me some fin, man!

Uhm, excuse us?

Might you possibly be able to assist us in some small way?

Hey, what kind of lobster is this dude?

Don't bother the lobster, dude. You know what I mean?

Maybe Orca sent this guy.

Ey jo, you here for the tang?

Enough with the sweet water. I said we don't have the dough.

Are you mermaids?

Jellyfish, man, what's up with that cod?

What's all this fuss, Gus.

Do we look like girls? We're Sherman and Herman.

- The merman! - The merman!

Haven't you heard of our new single?

Seaweed Clan: a.k.a Return of Fishy Smalls.

A.k.a Merman's Paradise?

No... uhm..Nope!

Seriously?

Well it'll be bustin' up the charts soon enough.

O.k., so, what you crawfish needin'?

We have to get to that island.

Bad waters. Wouldn't touch it with my tail fin.

Death lurks in every corner! It's dark, cold and scary!

And don't forget the dragon.

Oh man, he'll barbecue you!

And you crawfish really want to go there?

We have to save somebody who needs our help. Jack!

You little shrimps? Fat chance, dude.

Hey, don't go all emo on them, man.

Like yo Momma said,

"You only got no chance, if you don't give yourself none."

Ok, maybe we don't have a chance

but we're going to use it! Come on men!

Eh, eh, eh... Dwarf shrimps! Hang on a sec!

Hey, Shrimps! Wanna go for a joyride?

YOU have a boat?

Yeah, we used it for our video.

How boring...

Boring fatso house cats in outdated boots!

Totally boring slime ball amphibians!

Deadly boring princes and princesses!

Even boringer dwarfs! Boring old ma...!

I don't smell any dwarfs.

They are gone!

I hate dwarfs

What are they planning, those tiny little creatures?

Burner!

What's this hole for?

How else is the water supposed to get in?

- Is that a good thing? - As good as a tsunami.

Ralphy, quick, make another hole so that the water can get out again.

No problem.

What's so funny now?

Check.

Gotcha!

Oh, no!

It's alive!

Sure!

See Ya!

Good bye!

80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93...

712, 713, 714, 715, 716,

twenty eight thousand two hundred four...

twenty eight thousand two hundred six, no, five...

Shoot, I lost track! Now I will have to start all over again.

No! Bobo! No!

That's pretty deep. How are we going to get down there.

Dwarf sled!

Ready!

Set.

Go!

Yoohoo!

No, we're not doing that again.

Guys! Follow me!

The dragon!

Keep cool. This dragon doesn't bite!

Phew.

Hello? Guys?!

Hello, are you there?

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Buuurner! Buuurner!

The dwarfs have escaped, gone, run away!

I have no idea where those little pointy hats could be,

but I won't take any risks.

I cannot allow them to free that kitchen boy.

So finish him!

I want you to flamb? E him, the creature.

Grill him! Barbecue him! And hurry up!

We're too late!

What did she do with Jack?

Sorry...

Let's ask him!

Do you have any idea what happened to Jack?

I'm Jack.

Uh huh! Says who? Can you prove it?

Well, I'm the only one here.

I think he kind of looks like a Jack, if you ask me.

No one is asking you.

I knew a Jack once, but he didn't look anything like him.

Enough of this nonsense! We're on a mission!

If you are really Jack, you should be able to answer one simple question.

Two dragons are flying at the exact same velocity as two Canadian barn owls

with a combined weight of 3.2 pounds before the moult.

After 21 minutes and 33 seconds, the first dragon meets up with the first owl.

45 seconds later, the second owl has lost 3 feathers.

What time is it in Tirana?

6.37 a.m.

Absolutely right! Jack Pott!

Now that that's settled, could you unchain me?

I really have to get back to save princess Rose.

But of course! Time is of the essence, Gentlemen.

- I say, we blow the chains up! - Could you just...

Maybe Ralphy could tear the chains off the wall.

Sure! It's like they say,

Give me the place to stand and I shall move the world.

Maybe we should just detach his arm...

Or we could wait for the sun and melt the lock with a magnifying glass.

HEY! Just use the key.

By the way, who are you guys?

Who are we? We are the 7 dwarfs!

So, why are there only six of you?

Where is Bobo?

Oh oh!

'Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! I'm your friend!

This is pointless!

You... you can talk?!?

Of course I can talk.

But no one ever wants to talk to me!

But Dellamorta...

She only gives me orders.

Oh, you're Burner?

My friends call me Burnie.

Problem is I have no friends.

What's wrong?

I'm burnt out.

Why?

Dellamorta always makes me do things I don't want to do.

What kind of things?

Bad things. You don't want to know.

So just do things that you like.

Forget it. No chance.

Well, I like playing dwarf chess.

Would you like to play? It's a board game. It's easy!

Check!

Your turn!

I don't want to.

No?

Then what would you like to do?

- I'd like... - Yeah?

- Oh, I don't want to say. - Why?

Because it's not what real dragons do.

Come on!

- No. - Please!

- No. - Pretty please!

But don't laugh!

- Never! - I swear to you... If you laugh!

I... like... tap dancing.

Leave me alone!

I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to laugh!

Bobo!

We've got Jack!

Hello!

Let's get out of here.

Take cover, dwarfs! Dragon at twelve o'clock.

It's already twelve?

Nonsense, we're on daylight savings time.

Shut up!

Ah, Jack Littleman. I need your help.

The dragon wants to jump off the cliff.

Really?

Yes.

Great!

But it's MY fault.

Well done! Back to Fantabularasa!

You are a hero, Bobo! Let's get back to Rose!

But I have to help him.

Bobo! Come back!

Stop, stop, stop! Burnie!

What did you just call me?

Two good friends of mine once said,

"You only got no chance if you don't give yourself none."

Nein!

Now that really brings me down.

Dwarf catapult!

Guys, a little help!

Dwarfs!

Here we go, here we go... Alright... OK...

Oh, guys!

Jack come help us!

I got it, I got it, I got it... gooot iiit! I don't got it.

A dwarf needs help!

You saved us!

Well... that's what friends are for!

All for one...

And all at once!

Yeaaah!

We can't waste time. We have to get back to Fantabularasa.

But... Dellamorta!

I'm not afraid of that witch! And you? What about you, guys?

- Afraid? - Us? I Nooo.

Well...

Concerned. Perhaps.

If I'm to be honest...

maybe we are afraid.

But if you were on our side...

If we really want to win against Dellamorta,

you're going to need weapons.

And? Where is your weapon?

Wait! Wait! Wait! I... I just have to... I'm nearly finished.

Come with me!

The great big dragon flies in a circle,

wraps his tail around itself

and lets the little dwarf fly right through...

here!

I got it! I got it! I got it!

I got it! I got it! I got it...

Rose, my sword is out and here we come!

Please place your pointy hats in an upright position...

Buuuuuurner!

I'm not going to answer that.

I hope you grilled that kitchen boy like a piece of shrimp?!

I smell dwarf! I hate dwarf!

Is your head up your tail?

You useless, lazy, overgrown.

Lizard!

I'll put you on ice...

kitchen boy!

Get away from my friend, you witch!

Burner!

You're treading on very thin ice!

You come with me, my delicious kitchen boy.

Jack?

No, Bobo, Stop! Stay where you are!

Why?

Don't go any further.

We lost Burner.

We lost Jack.

- All is lost. - You're right.

Maybe not!

The geysir will help us get out of here.

Let's move the pot over to the crater.

Move!

Move!...

Move!...

No way!

We need... we need...

the floor polish.

- Ralphy! - Sure!

Hep!

You thought,

you were no 'real' dragon, because you could'nt spit fire.

But to me you are the best tapdancing dragon in the world!

Bobo! It's about to blow!

Bobo, hurry up!

Hep!

If my ballistic calculations are correct,

our point of impact will be right in the middle of the throne room.

And if they're not?

Then it won't be right in the middle of the throne room.

Perfect landing!

Jack!

Thank goodness!

You're alive!

Come, all you have to do now is to kiss Rose...!

Well, looky here! Visitors!

Jack, Rose is counting on you.

All right, let him kiss her if he really wants to.

Jack! What are you waiting for?...

- A written invitation? - I... love...

Dellamorta.

Apparently, the boy is under the spell of my beauty.

- I... love... Dellamorta. - What have you done with him?

- She hypnotized him. - You're a meanie!

- I... love... Dellamorta. - Come here, my sweetheart.

Excuse me, Princess.

I love...

Hey!

I hate these punky heads.

I... love...

I... love... er...Rooooose!

No! You just wait!

Hey, you bring it on!

This one will make you undefeatable.

Uopsi!

- I fear, we are about to loose. - Not necessarily.

This potion will make you undefeatable.

Interesting point.

You're not kissing anyone awake!

- Get him out of my sight. - No.

Burni! You're alive.

One for all and all at once!

Well, well, well, I'm very impressed! How did you get here?

Somebody left the gate open!

My Lady, I hereby resign.

Oops... A great vintage...

Jack! Jack! Come out, wherever you are!

Bobo, hey, come here!

Did you make sure that kitchen boy doesn't get to the princess!?

Bobo, I need you to distract the witch.

And now?

What happens now?

I don't know.

But every time my shoe laces are undone,

there's chaos and something goes wrong.

Catch the dwarrrrf!

Oh, hi there!

My love...

Stand still, mortal!

No,

no. Watch out, Jack!

Noooo...

Bobo!

- Is he...? Is he...? - He hit his head.

Oh no, he wasn't wearing his hat.

I can't look!

Here. I got it!

Check!... Mate!

And they all lived happily ever after.

Does anyone have a light?

Sure!

- Burni! - Oops!

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Hugh?

- What now, Bobo? - Nothing