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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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We found a key, too.
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The ghost said it has the power
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to reveal things that are hidden.
I'm a hidden thing.
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I'm Hyman.
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When I first got stuck
in the Astral Plane,
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I spent months trying to push things.
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I never got anywhere.
Until I tried being the thing.
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Holy zerts! You did it!
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The farmers are hesitant because
you're asking them to throw out food
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- and replace it with, uh...
- Inedible mushrooms.
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I got it. I just need it done.
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On Earth we tend to meet the
people we're gonna marry first.
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Surely you've heard of the
Tribe of The Floating Mountain.
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It is my duty and honor
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to take the place of my late brother.
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- Why do you have magic?
- I don't know.
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I'd do anything to get it back.
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If I could give it to you, I would.
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What if you could?
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Whoo. Sorry.
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Last I checked,
we're looking for a spell,
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not starting an eBay store.
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There's this old hedge story
I once heard
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about some sort of electrical transfer
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Marina used to steal magic
from some poor faun.
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People still talk about it.
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Just look.
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So, you want us to reverse engineer
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a hedge witch urban legend
using kids' toys?
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I mean, aluminum wiring's
been scant since the '90s,
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so unless you have a better idea.
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Do you feel anything?
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No.
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Go again?
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♪ Oh, as long as I know ♪
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♪ How to love, I know I'll stay alive ♪
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Why did that just turn on by itself?
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Oh, my God.
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♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
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♪ And I'll survive ♪
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Give me your hand.
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Wait. Stop.
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Do not do this.
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Did you just use
that fish as a doorbell?
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I've been trying to warn you
guys for, like, an hour.
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"Being the fish button"
is the first thing
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in this entire room that's worked.
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- What are you trying to warn us about?
- This spell.
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I've seen it in person.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah.
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Couple months back
on a book-stealing job,
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I saw a group of
magically-starved idiots
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do the transfer, and by the end of it,
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everyone was on fire.
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Trust me. Fogg was right.
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It's a bad idea.
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Wait a minute. Did you
just say Fogg was right?
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- Aw, f...
- Fuck me.
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You have magic.
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And you're just now telling me?
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Don't take this the wrong way,
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but you've been a little drunk.
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- And unreliable.
- Yes.
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I'm drunk, but I am
entirely... reliable.
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Um, maybe we should get back
to Marina's spell.
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It wasn't Marina's spell. It's mine.
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She stole it from my private collection.
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And if any of you had attended
my annual colloquia
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on prohibited magic, you would know
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that its proper name
is the Voltaic Transfer.
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It is incredibly delicate.
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- We... we know that, but...
- But what?
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But you want to rid yourself
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of the one thing we all
so desperately want?
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- If you understood what...
- You understand.
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I'm a Magician with no magic.
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A dean without a school.
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Just a blind, unemployed
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black man in America.
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Which, shockingly, was actually
being kept 38% more tolerant
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through a series of enchantments
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which have now died.
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In case you hadn't noticed
or perhaps maybe you weren't
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- in a position to need to.
- Okay, you're really drunk.
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So what?
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What does it matter?
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Alice, of all people,
you should know better
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than to attempt this.
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You want to blow yourselves up?
Is that it?
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Um. Just give me one second.
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Uh, they'll hold for a day or two,
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but then Alice can recharge them.
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After we finish the transfer.
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I know. Everything is fucked.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's not your fault.
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Julia.
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Yeah, well, it's not
not my fault, either so.
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What you two utter idiots need,
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if you don't want to die,
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is the flesh of a magical creature
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to act as a sort of semiconductor.
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A potent energy-drainer. An incubus.
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If this is about the whole
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marriage not being consummated yet,
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don't worry, it'll happen.
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Oh, no, no, no.
You misunderstand me, my dear.
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You see, I've heard a rumor
about your advisor,
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the Pickwick?
Sighted in a certain corridor.
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Taking scrapings from the wall.
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He's just a compulsive redecorator.
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You might be interested to
know that we both have been
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plotting against our mutual friend.
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No idea what you're talking about.
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Margo.
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You can trust me.
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The misguided actions of my son
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have soured both sides
of our arrangement.
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I've acquired a weapon forged
in the foundries of Stonehaven.
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When the time is right,
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we could use it to kill the Fairy Queen.
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- Hi.
- Oh, hell no.
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Move.
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Hang your sheets out
the window afterwards, dear.
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Guards! Guards!
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Don't even think about closing it. No!
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Guards!
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Let me out!
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3x06 == Do You Like Teeth? ==
- Synced and corrected by mielb -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I don't give a shit
if you have to find someone
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to sell those shares short.
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I need them today.
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So the Incubus
is a hedge fund manager?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Plus 5%.
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And not one more cent,
you piece of monkey shit.
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Just remember what Fogg said.
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Be respectful, no matter what.
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You got two minutes.
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Henry Fogg said that you might be able
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to help us power our spell.
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Uh, we just... we need
to use your thing.
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- My what?
- Uh, your... your thing.
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Your... your business.
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- Sorry?
- Uh.
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Your little friend.
Uh, I mean... your big friend.
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Well, I'm... I'm sure your friend
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is perfectly proportioned to your body.
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- I was just saying...
- Your penis.
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Yep, we need to use your penis
to power our spell.
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And we know that you need it too.
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So that's why we'll build
the spell around it.
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It'll be completely painless
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and should only take a couple minutes.
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I can't believe that actually worked!
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Wha... what actually worked?
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I planted this joke on Fogg
25 years ago.
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I had him totally convinced
that I had a magic Johnson.
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Wait, so you...
you don't have a magic...
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Of course not.
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- That's ridiculous.
- No, it's not.
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I mean you're an incubus.
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Isn't sex, like, your thing?
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Gods no.
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I don't even like sex.
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Stress is a much better way
to drain people's energy.
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May I?
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Oh, and you.
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You got a lot of it, I can tell.
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Delish.
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You give me
a few more hits of this,
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and I'll give you something
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that'll actually power your spell.
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- Is that your tail?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I grow a new one every spring.
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Welcome back.
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I see you've misplaced
your wife and child.
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You'd be shocked how easy
it is to misplace people
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when your mind's on
tax collection and annexation
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and unforeseen seafaring... confusion.
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I'll immediately sail
back out there and find them,
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- of course...
- No, you won't.
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I have a bigger problem
I need you to solve.
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The Stone Queen has locked
Margo and Fomar in the dungeon.
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Wait. What? Why?
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She thinks it will get
the marriage consummated,
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but ultimately I need
the union officialized
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just as much as the Floaters do.
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Listen, pro tip.
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Let Margo out of there immediately.
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You know her. Force isn't going to work.
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True. Force may not work.
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But the clever coercion on
the part of a trusted friend.
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I am not going to coerce Margo
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into having sex with a 15-year-old.
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Have you never heard of statutory rape?
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- Fomar isn't a statue.
- That is not what...
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Forget it.
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You will solve this problem for me.
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And if I refuse?
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I've been searching for a new keepsake.
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Several bits will do.
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Fine, but I have a feeling Queen Margo
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is going to be a little bit difficult.
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I know!
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You hate me for killing Micah.
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Jesus Christ.
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It's just in our culture,
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younger sons can't marry
or inherit property.
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Most of us wind up
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serving in the Crag Guard
or dying in battle.
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Is this supposed to make me
feel bad for you?
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No.
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So, do you want to take a break?
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Let me touch your maiden peaks?
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Do you want me to cut your
hands off and have them made
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into a decorative, whimsical planter?
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How are we supposed to become one flesh
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if you won't let me touch you?
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- We're not.
- But you're my wife.
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Oh, please.
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You don't need a wife.
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You need a pile of socks
and a sex-ed class.
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What's a sex class? Who... who's Ed?
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It's something they make you
do on Earth.
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It makes you never wanna.
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How about I show you?
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Vaginas.
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The leading cause of death in men.
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They spread disease.
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They explode during childbirth.
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But worst of all, they bleed.
Every month.
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In fact, mine's doing it right now.
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Well, that's okay. I like blood.
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But do you like teeth?
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Sorry I'm late.
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You okay?
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Enjoying being a palace guard
in your own palace?
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This uniform is, like, really sweaty.
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Yeah, I know, but it beats
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having the Fairy Queen's
hand up your ass.
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Last thing we need
is another puppet king.
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Okay, key quest. Hit me.
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Uh, okay, so I'm pretty sure that
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the fourth key is somewhere
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in this stretch of ocean
called The Abyss.
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Um, it's an uncharted region of Fillory
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where it's, like,
sort of permanently night.
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Um, but, you know, we get to go
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on a quest on a magical boat,
so it doesn't totally suck.
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Uh, yeah. I wish I could.
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Believe me, but duty calls
a dozen different ways.
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- And I can't leave Margo.
- Right, of course.
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- Sorry.
- No.
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I was looking forward to going
on a boating quest with you.
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Who wouldn't?
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Uh, think about it.
You can take Benedict.
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00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,268
Go be life-partners with
someone else for a little bit.
259
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,805
But you'll be able to do the...
thing on the prow of a ship
260
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,240
you've been waiting
your whole life to do.
261
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,309
- What thing?
- You know, the thing.
262
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,935
Sorry. Uh, sorry.
263
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,080
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
264
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,498
Being on a mission is a hell
of an antidepressant.
265
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,066
You notice that, Benedict?
266
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,902
Well, now that you mention it.
267
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,140
We're entering The Abyss, Sire.
268
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,146
It'll be darkness from here on.
269
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,184
Thank you.
270
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,932
So how long until we can keep going?
271
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,267
As soon as we find safe
passage, your Majesty.
272
00:14:27,444 --> 00:14:29,603
Is someone out there?
273
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,138
Help!
274
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,143
Is someone out there? Help!
275
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,183
God, I think there's someone
out there on a raft.
276
00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:51,725
You okay?
277
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,195
You just saved the shit out of me.
278
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,330
Poppy Kline.
279
00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:00,100
Draconologist, postgraduate
fellow, and field researcher
280
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,135
at your service.
281
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:05,372
Holy shit. You're from Brakebills?
282
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,620
Yeah.
283
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,984
So, Brakebills students
are kings and queens now?
284
00:15:15,995 --> 00:15:16,915
Yeah.
285
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,086
Shit. I've been stuck in The Abyss
way too long.
286
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,287
How did you end up out here anyway?
287
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,588
Oh, I came with some other students.
288
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,591
Oh. Hey, sorry. I can, um... uh.
289
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,260
Spring Break, Class of 2016?
290
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,495
Didn't turn out so well for us,
291
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,563
but that is a whole other story.
292
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,598
Wait, sorry.
293
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,333
Do you know, um...
294
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,734
If the next two words out
of your mouth are "Josh"
295
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,170
and "Hoberman,"
we just became best friends.
296
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,239
No way. He's still alive?
297
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,408
I mean, as far as I know.
298
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,176
Oh, that's amazing.
299
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,744
So how does a Brakebills student
300
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,414
wind up alone on a raft?
301
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,350
Get a girl a drink.
I'll tell you the whole story.
302
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,551
All right.
303
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,234
Your Majesty.
304
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,402
An urgent message
from Prince Ess of Loria.
305
00:16:09,412 --> 00:16:11,228
Wasn't Ess in the dungeon?
306
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,439
High Queen Margo let him go
307
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,740
as he was innocent of all charges.
308
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,377
Oh, right. Yeah.
309
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,611
Sorry about that.
310
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:28,288
I figured out the problem.
Humans don't mate in captivity.
311
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,191
What Margo and Fomar
need is a honeymoon.
312
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,393
An hour's ride North,
there is a forest
313
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,495
with naturally-occurring aphrodisiacs
314
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,331
that's guaranteed to get
that marriage consummated.
315
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,467
Fine.
316
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,269
- But if you fail...
- I know, I know.
317
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,537
New keepsakes. Fingers, ears.
318
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,573
Try your spleen.
319
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,541
- Okay.
- Go.
320
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,612
Fieldwork was my thing at
Brakebills, and well, dragons.
321
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,281
Love them.
322
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,316
Wait, so what happened to your ship?
323
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,684
Oh, wrecked.
324
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,419
Off the coast of the Truthwaters.
325
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,289
I spent two years on that little Picket.
326
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,792
And, bam.
Over in an instant.
327
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,261
That was three weeks ago.
328
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:11,798
You survived for three weeks
on a raft by yourself?
329
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,701
Yeah, it was rough.
330
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,369
Especially without magic.
331
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,604
Do you know anything
about why the hell
332
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,273
- it just went out?
- I mean, um...
333
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,442
I just hope someone's fixing it.
334
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,612
That someone is, um, sort of me.
335
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:30,717
Um, I'm on a... a quest, right,
for these golden keys.
336
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,385
Right, so there's seven of them.
337
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,522
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Golden keys?
338
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,789
Like...
339
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,682
- Holy shit. How did you...
- Short version?
340
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,431
Stole it.
341
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,599
Mid-voyage we wound up
on this random island,
342
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,269
just, like, covered in treasure.
343
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,470
A dragon breeding ground
which is like...
344
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,339
Spontaneous orgasm.
345
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,574
I mean, places like this are so rare.
346
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,343
There are only two species of dragon
347
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,577
that even build treasure-nests.
348
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,746
Anyway, this was in one of them
349
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,614
with a bunch of cool stuff.
350
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,384
But the thing that got me was
351
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,852
I could feel something coming off it.
352
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,355
- Yeah.
- Even now.
353
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,258
It's somehow not dead, right?
354
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,626
And, you know, the dragons were
all horny and distracted,
355
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,628
so I just took it.
356
00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:16,547
Just like that?
357
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,532
I'm a person of questionable ethics.
358
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,335
Here.
359
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,639
It's yours, from one quester to another.
360
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,643
Wow. Thank you.
361
00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:32,712
So do you know what it does?
I mean, each one
362
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,347
sort of has a unique thing.
363
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,383
I don't know.
364
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,552
- Maybe you can figure it out.
- Yeah.
365
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,589
Uh, here's to that.
366
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,432
- You wanna? Yeah.
- Oh.
367
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,305
- Okay.
- Well, here goes nothing.
368
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,814
Ugh, man, one of your wires
is coming loose.
369
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,716
You're gonna kill yourselves!
370
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:13,420
- Oh, my God. I can't...
- Golly Moses.
371
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,388
You're right.
They're gonna kill themselves.
372
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,657
Don't you have some shower
to go haunt?
373
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,759
Oh, no one's showering right now.
374
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,828
Except Fogg, and he's asleep.
375
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,963
Jesus, that man needs help.
Is he all right?
376
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,699
Ah, just a bit zozzled, I think.
377
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,836
He was quite naked.
378
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,739
Remarkably... well-preserved.
379
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,743
Guess it's possible to age gracefully.
380
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,977
Oh, my God.
381
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,547
Fuck, man. I can't watch this.
382
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,982
See? This is what I love
about you, Penny.
383
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,884
You act like you don't care,
384
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,720
but really, you care most
in this whole story.
385
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,789
Yeah, then... then why
is everyone acting
386
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,758
like I'm not a part of it anymore?
387
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:56,396
Maybe it's time to blouse
this popsicle stand.
388
00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:57,887
- You mean, leave?
- Why not?
389
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,766
Go... go find a story to watch
390
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,634
that doesn't make you so depressed.
391
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,704
Oh, I think they did it.
392
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,513
I'm having a good time.
393
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,852
You just wait a second,
I'm gonna close...
394
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,979
Rise and shine, princess.
395
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,283
Who?
396
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,319
The real question, dipshit,
is how you managed
397
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,321
to black out after, what, five drinks?
398
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,955
Why do you always have
to embarrass yourself?
399
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,857
I don't...
400
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,493
Okay. Uh...
401
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,865
Seriously.
402
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,568
You hold your liquor
like a kindergartner.
403
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,907
Sorry, um, can you... Are you...
Are you seeing this?
404
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,778
Nobody cares, dude.
405
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,348
They all have actual jobs, unlike you.
406
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,015
Right, okay.
407
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,784
No problem.
408
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,559
- What the fuck did you do?
- Okay, I can explain.
409
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,561
- What is this key?
- Just calm down.
410
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,863
- It's all right.
- There's another me.
411
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,031
And he's mean,
and no one else can see him.
412
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,867
Nothing about this is all right.
413
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,002
Okay, listen. Here's the deal.
414
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,372
- The key does have a power.
- No shit.
415
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:46,906
It takes the darkest parts of you
416
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:50,042
and makes a... kind of...
well, you met it.
417
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:53,480
It's kind of like a depression monster?
418
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:57,350
Looks like you, talks like you.
419
00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:00,420
But don't worry, it can't
actually hurt you.
420
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,455
- Unless...
- Unless?
421
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,890
Unless it gets in your head
422
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,057
and convinces you to hurt yourself.
423
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:06,926
- Well...
- But you'll be fine.
424
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,928
It only affects the last person
who touched the key.
425
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,963
So just pass it along to someone else.
426
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:14,066
- That's what we did.
- Who's we?
427
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,468
My former shipmates.
428
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,869
After I stole the key,
429
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,405
we passed it from person to person
430
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,140
until we, you know, ran out of options.
431
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,543
What does that mean,
you ran out of options?
432
00:22:23,553 --> 00:22:26,635
Um. Hit an iceberg?
433
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,415
I happened to be holding
the key when we sank
434
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,583
'cause the rest of 'em
just couldn't handle it.
435
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,385
You have to be, like, a badass about it,
436
00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:34,120
and what can I say?
437
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:35,988
- They were weak.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
438
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:39,091
Exactly how many of them
survived the key before you?
439
00:22:39,101 --> 00:22:41,584
Eh. Maybe, like, half?
440
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,596
This key made half of your shipmates
441
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,965
kill themselves, and you gave it to me?
442
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,900
Yeah. But don't worry.
443
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,970
They were all pretty
psychologically damaged already.
444
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,039
You'll be fine.
You're so happy and positive.
445
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:56,108
Mmmm, no. No, no.
446
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,445
I'm not. This is like...
447
00:22:58,478 --> 00:22:59,879
It's like we're on a boat, okay?
448
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,548
This is not how I usually am.
449
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,416
You're usually a wet blanket,
self-pitying,
450
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,584
party pooping dickwad.
451
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,586
Shut up!
452
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,888
You better pass that along fast.
453
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,458
What? No! Not if there is a 50%
454
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,959
chance of it killing the next person.
455
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,999
Right, yep. I'll just hold on to it.
456
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:22,068
Until we get back to Whitespire.
457
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,136
- I can do that.
- Your choice.
458
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,738
I mean, we're stuck in The Abyss
459
00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:26,973
till we found our way out.
460
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:29,742
It could be days. It could be weeks.
461
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,911
Oh, but hey. Don't stress.
462
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:34,547
- You might be fine.
- You won't be.
463
00:23:34,557 --> 00:23:36,506
You know what?
464
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:39,486
I have come up against you
before, asshole.
465
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,754
Maybe a little more subtly,
but you and I both know
466
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,456
that I've got a black belt.
467
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,924
So come at me.
468
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:50,930
The problem is your hair.
469
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,532
I know you're just trying
to hide your face,
470
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,634
but it really only makes it worse.
471
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,168
Seriously, have you ever noticed
472
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,770
that your face sort of
looks like a foot?
473
00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,506
If feet had frown lines?
474
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,541
I mean, you're definitely
aging prematurely,
475
00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,511
which is a symptom
of early-onset Alzheimer's.
476
00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:07,079
Which, funny,
both your grandparents had.
477
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:10,049
And you will definitely get it
so then you'll be
478
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,684
a senile frowny foot-face.
479
00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:14,086
Jesus. Fuck.
480
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:19,158
This is pointless. You can't run me off.
481
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:22,529
You can't eat me off.
482
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,665
You can't drink me off.
483
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,602
You can't jerk me off.
484
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,003
God, you're so vulgar.
485
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,706
We had a thing going,
and you... you made it
486
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,608
unnecessarily gross.
487
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:39,211
You sick of the shallow, petty stuff?
488
00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,681
I get it.
489
00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,616
The thing is, I start on the outside,
490
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,785
and I work my way into the core.
491
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:49,522
The part of you
that kept magic from Julia
492
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:50,790
when you could have helped her,
493
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:54,126
that is what set her on that path.
494
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:58,565
You got your best friend
sexually assaulted.
495
00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:00,266
And let's talk about
what happened to Alice.
496
00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:02,101
You ruined her.
497
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:04,737
And she is never going to be
the girl that she was.
498
00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:07,273
You killed her,
and she is never coming back.
499
00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:11,310
How many people have to pay
the price for your heroics?
500
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,112
Just stop!
501
00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:15,548
You are willing to destroy
everyone around you
502
00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:18,084
to find something
that makes you feel okay.
503
00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:20,119
But you are never gonna feel okay.
504
00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:22,822
No, stop. You're trying
to get in my head.
505
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,290
Quentin.
506
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:27,760
I am your head.
507
00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:30,763
You know I'm right because I am you.
508
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:40,339
- To Mr. and Mrs...
- Fomar.
509
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,742
Fomar.
510
00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:44,276
Bottoms up.
511
00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:49,716
Uh, in my culture,
the woman always drinks first.
512
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:52,852
- Drink the wine, Margo.
- I don't wanna drink the wine.
513
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,187
What I wanted was for you
to handle this, Eliot.
514
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,056
You'll feel better if you just
515
00:25:57,089 --> 00:26:00,059
drink the wine, Margo.
516
00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:14,173
So, um...
517
00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:16,676
Do we have sex in the carriage?
518
00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:19,311
Or do we have sex outside?
519
00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:23,616
- Or do...
- I'm not having sex with you.
520
00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:27,086
You psychotic fetus.
521
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,655
Ever.
522
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,898
Either I just killed him with my rage
523
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,332
or you drugged his wine.
524
00:26:40,366 --> 00:26:42,201
And to think...
525
00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,603
- You doubted me.
- To think.
526
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:50,142
I just spent three days locked
in a dungeon with him.
527
00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:52,278
Okay. Yes, and that sucks.
528
00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:54,814
But we have a problem,
possibly much bigger
529
00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:56,749
than sleeping beauty over here.
530
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,885
The fairies are up to something
in the Northern Orchards.
531
00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,853
They evacuated the villagers weeks ago
532
00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:03,122
and haven't let another human in since.
533
00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:06,358
Except Ess came through
on his way from Loria,
534
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:08,427
and he saw some crazy shit.
535
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,963
Rivers running red,
three-eyed fanged toads,
536
00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:13,933
mutant plant life, Chernobyl-level shit.
537
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,936
I think the fairies might
be poisoning the ecosystem.
538
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,439
Great, well, now I can't be mad at you.
539
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,141
Thanks.
540
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:24,143
I know, I wanted to fight, too,
541
00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,245
so that we could make up
and on the other side of it,
542
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:28,848
- we could just...
- Be us again?
543
00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:30,850
Who are we now, El?
544
00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:32,251
We used to be glamorous,
545
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,954
amazing mega-bitches.
546
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,455
And now?
547
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:40,893
We have depth and character.
548
00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:43,930
Let's decide... we'll find us again
549
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,265
once we're done saving Fillory.
550
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,337
Duty calls.
551
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,305
Let's go see about these orchards.
552
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,680
Which are...
553
00:28:05,385 --> 00:28:07,519
No longer here.
554
00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:14,460
Nothing is going to save you.
555
00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:17,029
Not Brakebills.
556
00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:20,032
Not Fillory. Not a quest.
557
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:22,869
Just do it.
558
00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,871
Kill yourself.
559
00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:27,439
Make it stop.
560
00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:29,809
You know the way out.
561
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,021
King Quentin, no!
562
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,156
Oh, no, I wasn't. I was just...
563
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,925
- I thought I saw something.
- Your Majesty,
564
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,394
if I may, I understand
what you're contemplating.
565
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,930
I thought about it too.
566
00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:54,333
Though I've never spoken
about it, of course.
567
00:28:54,343 --> 00:28:56,192
Why not?
568
00:28:56,202 --> 00:29:00,206
Well, you know what parents
teach you about emotions.
569
00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:05,211
That you should bottle them up
and never talk about them
570
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:09,048
and turn them into, um,
maps, for example.
571
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,217
Jesus, Benedict.
572
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,085
Okay, we should talk about this.
573
00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:15,087
If it please you, Sire, but first,
574
00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:17,189
why don't we step away
from the edge of the boat?
575
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:23,863
Yeah. I don't really trust
myself right now.
576
00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:28,334
You know, in old days,
when sailors would go mad,
577
00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:30,002
the crew would tie them to the mast.
578
00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:32,004
Isn't that funny?
579
00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:33,472
Oh, my God. Tie me to the mast.
580
00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:40,112
- No... no, Your Majesty.
- No, do it.
581
00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,882
Okay, swear to me, no matter what I say,
582
00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:46,953
that you will not untie me
until we get to Whitespire.
583
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:50,256
Very well. I won't.
584
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,024
Thank you.
585
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,387
It worked.
586
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:26,025
Thank you.
587
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:19,211
Oh. I see the transfer worked.
588
00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:22,348
It's still small, I can feel
that, but I'm gonna grow it.
589
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,583
I hope you'll be careful.
590
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:27,486
I will be.
591
00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:31,490
You know that fixing my glasses
592
00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:33,625
won't fix me.
593
00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:35,561
Yeah, but they make all of this
594
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:38,164
one speck less shitty.
595
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,339
It smells like the fairy realm.
596
00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:50,509
We're so far North.
597
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,412
The climate should be cold
and dry, not hot and moist.
598
00:31:53,445 --> 00:31:56,115
Yeah, well, they're such
moisture freaks.
599
00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:59,518
All that spritzing and bathing.
600
00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:02,088
You know, it's... it's like
they're afraid
601
00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:05,024
to dry out in Fillory or something.
602
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,128
Oh, my God.
603
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,365
The fuckers are terraforming.
604
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:16,168
They're turning our kingdom
into a mushroom steam bath.
605
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,669
- That is not okay.
- No.
606
00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:19,338
Definitely not.
607
00:32:21,507 --> 00:32:24,143
That mushroom just moved.
608
00:32:24,153 --> 00:32:26,353
- Really?
- Should I pluck it?
609
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,249
I'm... I'm gonna do it.
610
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,051
Mm. Margo, don't.
611
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:47,333
It's a fairy embryo.
612
00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:50,602
- Really?
- These are eggs, El.
613
00:32:50,612 --> 00:32:52,261
I mean, really?
614
00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:54,140
The fairies aren't just terraforming.
615
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,275
They're growing an army.
616
00:32:56,285 --> 00:32:57,617
Oh, fuck.
617
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,380
I think these fairies might
actually qualify as Big Bads.
618
00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,251
I mean, think about all the crazy shit
619
00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:07,019
they've kept us busy with.
620
00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:10,522
Earthworms, adolescent
slug mash, turtle semen.
621
00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:13,459
This is all just
a thin frosting of whimsy
622
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:16,562
on a cupcake of conspiracy.
623
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:20,032
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This is a full-scale invasion.
624
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:22,568
We need a plan bigger than just
assassinating the Queen.
625
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:26,172
We need... we need... we
need... we need... we need...
626
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:29,141
We need... Margo?
627
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:33,212
Margo?
628
00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:35,114
Kidnapping. Hostages. Leverage.
629
00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:37,736
- Don't ask questions, go! Go!
- What the fuck?
630
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:40,052
Go, go!
631
00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:51,820
It's a bitch, right?
632
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:53,832
Imagine being stuck
on a raft with that thing.
633
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,601
Have you tried distracting it?
634
00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:58,570
For some reason, mine
was really into seagulls.
635
00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:00,239
Wonder if that's because
I'm into seagulls?
636
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,074
Please, fuck off.
637
00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:04,510
Look, I'm sorry I passed you the key.
638
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:05,844
I really thought you could handle it.
639
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,746
This is me handling it.
640
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,749
No, no, you're right.
641
00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,185
I wish we'd thought of tying
ourselves up.
642
00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:15,521
That first day,
we passed it around randomly.
643
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,356
That killed three of us off quick.
644
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,191
Called it Bloody Tuesday.
645
00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,227
We figured out it affects
some people right away.
646
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:23,162
Others, it takes time to wear down.
647
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:29,301
You want me to take the key for a while?
Give you some relief?
648
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,703
No.
649
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,273
I don't trust you not
to pass it on to someone else.
650
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:36,642
And I need it.
651
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:38,677
- For the quest.
- Fine.
652
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,812
Be a suffer-martyr.
653
00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:42,648
Look, the keys don't
just make you suffer.
654
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,683
They help sometimes, too.
655
00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:47,853
Like with the keyholes
and shit like that.
656
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:49,388
Keyholes, like...
657
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:53,125
Like in the walls or clocks.
658
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,261
Don't ask me how it works.
659
00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:57,629
So... so where do the keyholes go?
660
00:34:57,663 --> 00:35:01,300
To Earth or the Neitherlands
or wherever.
661
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,602
Wait, wait. Are you serious?
662
00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:10,742
Stop it. What are you doing?
663
00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:12,178
I've been stuck here in
Fillory this whole time
664
00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:13,412
when I could have gone home?
665
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:16,148
Hey. No, Poppy, stop it.
666
00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:18,684
Poppy, no. Stop.
667
00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:21,153
Poppy!
668
00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:23,289
I told you
you should've killed yourself.
669
00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:33,799
Okay, we just have one
outstanding problem.
670
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,367
You kind of still need
to fuck your husband.
671
00:35:35,401 --> 00:35:37,669
Don't worry. I got this.
672
00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:46,712
Let's just say Ess was right
about the toads in these parts.
673
00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:49,881
- They've got three eyes?
- No, baby.
674
00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:51,783
They've got fangs.
675
00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:01,260
Oh! Oh, something bit my manhood.
676
00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:03,329
Congratulations, son. You just had sex.
677
00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:05,231
The first time's always painful.
678
00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:07,433
It's all those teeth
they've got down there.
679
00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:11,203
But, hey, you were amazing.
680
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:13,339
What?
681
00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:14,940
I like to watch.
682
00:36:16,510 --> 00:36:18,869
Wanna go again?
683
00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:23,215
Benedict!
684
00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:28,720
Benedict, help!
685
00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:29,988
- Your Majesty?
- Oh, my God, Benedict.
686
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:32,658
- Okay, untie me.
- Sire, you said not to untie you.
687
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,227
No. No, no, no, no, no. Please, come on.
Okay, look.
688
00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:36,762
I'm not trying to kill myself.
689
00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,697
Poppy took the key, and she is trying
690
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:40,232
to use it to get back to Earth.
691
00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:41,933
Just... okay, go find her yourself.
692
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:44,703
Just whatever you do, do not
let her leave with that key.
693
00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:45,871
Yes, Your Majesty.
694
00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,207
God.
695
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:54,012
No! Stop!
696
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,427
- Hey, did you get it?
- I'm sorry, Your Majesty.
697
00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:12,464
I'm a terrible failure.
698
00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,766
Okay. It's okay.
699
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,703
We'll get the key back somehow.
700
00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:26,978
Benedict.
701
00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:32,784
Hey, hey. Benedict.
702
00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:34,553
Whoa, Benedict, no. Hey, listen.
703
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:38,357
Whatever it's telling you
to do, do not do it.
704
00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:40,759
I'm sorry.
705
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:41,993
Benedict, no!
706
00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:55,741
Mm. Yummy.
707
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:09,688
♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love ♪
708
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,559
♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
709
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:15,461
♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
710
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:17,529
♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
711
00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:21,333
♪ And I'll survive, hey, hey ♪
712
00:38:21,310 --> 00:38:22,957
Penny, what's wrong?
713
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,970
- Just saying goodbye.
- What?
714
00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:27,573
Goodbye? Where are you going?
715
00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:28,840
Just away.
716
00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:30,876
Away... wait.
717
00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:34,480
Fuck, I hate this thing.
Um. I don't understand.
718
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:35,847
Is this because
of what happened with Kady?
719
00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,449
- No.
- Okay.
720
00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:38,717
Is it because we did the transfer?
721
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,952
No. Look, I gotta go.
722
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,654
Wait, will you just
talk to me for a second?
723
00:38:42,688 --> 00:38:44,990
You know what,
we barely know each other.
724
00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:47,893
Don't suddenly act like
you care just 'cause I'm going.
725
00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,561
I'm not acting.
726
00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:52,564
I do care. I don't want to see you go.
I don't want to see you give up.
727
00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:54,766
- Give up?
- Yeah.
728
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,904
You're the one who had magic,
and you gave it away.
729
00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:01,840
What's your plan? Go back to law school?
730
00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:03,642
Live off your trust fund?
731
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,378
Actually, no, my plan
was to take five minutes
732
00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:08,747
and try to remember what life was like
733
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,982
without a god or a quest.
734
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,751
Or some dead asshole bothering me.
735
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,520
And, I don't know, frankly beyond that,
736
00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:15,754
it's none of your business.
737
00:39:15,787 --> 00:39:18,624
'Cause you have nothing beyond that.
738
00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,798
Penny wants to say goodbye.
739
00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:32,771
- You're leaving?
- I can't do this anymore.
740
00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:36,642
I can't be a ghost person
in my own life, okay?
741
00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:43,782
Why don't I just make you a new body?
742
00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,617
Like Mayakovsky did for me.
743
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,571
A-plus job
744
00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:08,073
getting rid of me, gorgeous.
745
00:40:08,083 --> 00:40:10,765
Is this just a dream?
746
00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:13,745
That time you fell out
of a tree when you were 12.
747
00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:17,816
The bone in your arm healed
in six little weeks.
748
00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:20,519
How come your fear of heights never did?
749
00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:27,526
I'm not the bone.
750
00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,762
I'm the terror.
751
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:35,467
I do love how you keep trying.
752
00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:41,840
And trying. And trying.
753
00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:49,948
I have not been punched
754
00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:51,517
that hard since Burning Man.
755
00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:54,520
Where is he? Where did he go?
756
00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:57,723
Why does it smell like barbeque?
757
00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:03,995
Benedict is dead,
and best-case-scenario,
758
00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:05,597
the dragon shits the key
into the bottom of the ocean.
759
00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:07,699
- Um, Quentin.
- Don't talk to me.
760
00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:09,735
- Please, I mean it.
- Okay.
761
00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:11,737
Just... Just one thing
762
00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:13,505
and I swear I will never
talk to you again.
763
00:41:13,515 --> 00:41:14,630
What?
764
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,642
Dragons don't shit.
765
00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:18,677
Okay, great, fun fact. Thanks.
766
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,111
No one knows exactly how it works,
767
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:22,881
but what they ingest goes elsewhere.
768
00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:24,650
They're gatekeepers, you know?
769
00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:26,151
They don't just make portals.
770
00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:28,153
They are portals.
771
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:31,757
So, actual best-case-scenario...
772
00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:34,626
The key went to the Underworld.
773
00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,962
- Mm.
- Oh, my God.
774
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:45,671
If you're here, I'm practicing
775
00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:47,939
an Osseus Confervium. Bone-knitting.
776
00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,808
First step to building a new body.
777
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:54,646
I know you can't see me, but I'm here.
778
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,047
Thanks for giving a shit about me.
779
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:02,821
Alice?
780
00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:06,191
Alice, you okay? Alice?
781
00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:09,127
God, Alice. Alice!
782
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,631
God, this is... where's...
783
00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:14,099
Alice!
784
00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:21,673
Okay, okay, God. Come on.
785
00:42:21,707 --> 00:42:24,976
Come on, someone's got
to hear this, please.
786
00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:32,217
♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love ♪
787
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,019
♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
788
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,987
♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
789
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:38,089
♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
790
00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:40,959
♪ And I'll survive, hey, hey ♪
791
00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:45,178
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