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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,899 --> 00:00:08,649 Previously, on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,617 Quentin... 3 00:00:10,695 --> 00:00:12,397 I killed a god. 4 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:15,008 Gods like Ember have parents, you idiot. 5 00:00:15,063 --> 00:00:16,680 When we're harmless, they ignore us. 6 00:00:16,705 --> 00:00:19,093 But when we become malignant, they amputate. 7 00:00:20,468 --> 00:00:22,204 Magic is gone. 8 00:00:22,236 --> 00:00:25,101 What is it that you seek, rude little Earth girl? 9 00:00:25,156 --> 00:00:27,626 The woman and child you stole. 10 00:00:27,659 --> 00:00:29,851 Fen wouldn't come because they have your daughter. 11 00:00:29,875 --> 00:00:32,011 I had to warn you. They're coming. 12 00:00:34,312 --> 00:00:37,448 This contract initiates our services in exchange for... 13 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:39,518 Unlimited manual and magical labor? 14 00:00:39,543 --> 00:00:42,420 - You signed that insane contract? - Yeah, it's okay. 15 00:00:42,452 --> 00:00:44,524 - Did you do this for me? - Just say it. 16 00:00:44,549 --> 00:00:45,600 Cancer. 17 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:47,926 - Call it Cancer plus. - How long till I die? 18 00:00:47,958 --> 00:00:48,993 Two or three weeks. 19 00:00:49,019 --> 00:00:50,182 I need your help. 20 00:00:50,207 --> 00:00:52,252 If Penny's in the library, he can be your mole. 21 00:00:52,277 --> 00:00:53,765 But to do that, he'd have to be alive. 22 00:00:53,799 --> 00:00:55,768 Deal. 23 00:00:55,801 --> 00:00:58,070 As a niffin, you made enemies. 24 00:00:58,103 --> 00:01:01,040 I am here to warn you that one of them seeks you. 25 00:01:01,073 --> 00:01:03,409 The Lambre. It knows you're weak. 26 00:01:03,442 --> 00:01:04,942 It knows you're here. 27 00:01:05,977 --> 00:01:08,079 He raped me. 28 00:01:08,113 --> 00:01:09,276 Your son. 29 00:01:09,301 --> 00:01:11,637 He turned me into a monster. 30 00:01:11,714 --> 00:01:14,317 You're a survivor. 31 00:01:14,453 --> 00:01:15,820 Why did you bring me back? 32 00:01:15,854 --> 00:01:17,822 I know what you're trying to do. 33 00:01:19,524 --> 00:01:22,695 There is no actual evidence of magical surge. 34 00:01:22,727 --> 00:01:24,525 The best we can do is accept that 35 00:01:24,595 --> 00:01:27,530 and continue our theoretical studies. 36 00:01:27,563 --> 00:01:28,932 We all get flashes, 37 00:01:28,966 --> 00:01:30,200 and we can do it again. 38 00:01:32,636 --> 00:01:34,271 How? 39 00:01:34,768 --> 00:01:37,336 I have no idea. 40 00:01:45,782 --> 00:01:47,450 Nope. Nothing. 41 00:01:47,484 --> 00:01:49,586 No freeze, no boil. 42 00:01:49,619 --> 00:01:50,621 Shit. 43 00:01:50,654 --> 00:01:51,789 It's okay. 44 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:53,457 You can still do other stuff. 45 00:01:53,497 --> 00:01:55,433 Q, I can't do anything real. 46 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:57,460 It's like there's no pattern to this, 47 00:01:57,494 --> 00:02:01,093 nothing that we do can make it stronger or better. 48 00:02:01,118 --> 00:02:03,968 I'm starting to feel like it's all random, you know? 49 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,535 Maybe it was a mistake. 50 00:02:05,568 --> 00:02:07,838 Come on, you don't mean that. 51 00:02:07,871 --> 00:02:10,474 What if this is, like, a smudge? 52 00:02:10,499 --> 00:02:13,236 A fingerprint left by OLU when she gave me back my Shade, 53 00:02:13,277 --> 00:02:14,645 and she didn't even realize? 54 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:16,813 You know, it's like, whoops, speck of magic. 55 00:02:16,847 --> 00:02:18,248 She's a goddess. 56 00:02:18,282 --> 00:02:19,883 Does she seem like the accident type? 57 00:02:19,915 --> 00:02:21,718 Have you met her son? 58 00:02:21,752 --> 00:02:25,199 Look, I don't wanna be insensitive... 59 00:02:25,224 --> 00:02:28,728 But you still think I somehow have this because of Reynard. 60 00:02:28,762 --> 00:02:30,931 I don't know why you have it. 61 00:02:30,964 --> 00:02:32,532 I just... I-I don't think 62 00:02:32,566 --> 00:02:35,669 that we should discount the possibility. 63 00:02:35,702 --> 00:02:37,805 I mean, you've had... 64 00:02:37,837 --> 00:02:41,741 More contact with gods than most. 65 00:02:41,775 --> 00:02:43,210 That's a nicer way of putting it. 66 00:02:44,548 --> 00:02:46,647 For the record, I'm still leaning towards fluke. 67 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,550 So it's a fluke. There's still something 68 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:51,518 that could lead us to something. 69 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:54,655 We have got to keep chipping away at it, Jules. 70 00:02:54,687 --> 00:02:57,191 Big words coming from a guy who's mostly 71 00:02:57,223 --> 00:02:58,691 chain-smoking and binge-watching 72 00:02:58,724 --> 00:03:00,225 "Six Feet Under" when I got here. 73 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:01,585 You fired me up. 74 00:03:01,861 --> 00:03:04,497 You showed me that there's a fight to fight. 75 00:03:04,531 --> 00:03:07,634 Now I am the official sidekick 76 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:10,003 to whatever it turns out you are, okay? 77 00:03:10,036 --> 00:03:13,105 So, get used to it. 78 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:16,196 Wake up, asshole. 79 00:03:27,888 --> 00:03:30,691 What, were you a boy scout? These are great. 80 00:03:30,891 --> 00:03:33,193 Not a good time to go with smart-ass. 81 00:03:33,218 --> 00:03:35,662 I'm not a killer, but times are strange 82 00:03:35,694 --> 00:03:37,531 and you're the one who broke into my home. 83 00:03:37,563 --> 00:03:38,698 Yeah, well, I'm a librarian. 84 00:03:38,732 --> 00:03:40,067 You're ignoring our requests. 85 00:03:40,099 --> 00:03:41,602 That book was overdue. 86 00:03:41,634 --> 00:03:44,036 Overdue book? Come on. 87 00:03:44,204 --> 00:03:46,224 It's my job. 88 00:03:46,573 --> 00:03:48,919 What's the Library's real game? 89 00:03:49,241 --> 00:03:50,710 Books? 90 00:03:50,744 --> 00:03:52,211 Why do you care anymore? 91 00:03:52,245 --> 00:03:56,049 'Cause what the hell else is there to do anymore? 92 00:03:57,550 --> 00:03:58,785 Man, hey, that thing... 93 00:03:58,817 --> 00:04:01,755 - Is not your business. - It's Mayakovsky's spell, right? 94 00:04:01,787 --> 00:04:03,155 Little something the brew up current? 95 00:04:03,188 --> 00:04:04,257 It's fake. 96 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:05,925 It does not make magic. 97 00:04:05,959 --> 00:04:08,795 It does blow up like a meth lab. 98 00:04:08,828 --> 00:04:11,265 You met Mayakovsky? 99 00:04:11,298 --> 00:04:13,567 I'd know his spellwork anywhere. 100 00:04:13,599 --> 00:04:14,768 Yeah, me too, and I'm telling you... 101 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,702 All of this is his fault. 102 00:04:16,735 --> 00:04:18,972 It... by his, you mean... 103 00:04:19,004 --> 00:04:21,874 Made a bunch of apocalypse-proof batteries, 104 00:04:21,907 --> 00:04:25,044 then did something to turn it all off all over the world. 105 00:04:25,078 --> 00:04:27,047 Breaks his Incorporate Bond, 106 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:31,018 screws us, he's got magic, he's free. 107 00:04:31,051 --> 00:04:34,038 Tell you what Mayakovsky didn't think about... 108 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:37,085 Creatures. They're fine. 109 00:04:37,256 --> 00:04:40,326 Whatever they are, it's DNA. 110 00:04:40,359 --> 00:04:42,795 So I hear. 111 00:04:45,265 --> 00:04:46,667 We're fish bait now. 112 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,635 Thank God I got this place, 113 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,037 'cause they're coming. 114 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:51,204 I promise you. 115 00:04:58,143 --> 00:05:00,913 Well, karma is a righteous bitch. 116 00:05:00,946 --> 00:05:02,114 Karma's gonna be... 117 00:05:02,148 --> 00:05:03,878 we kill them all, son. 118 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:05,259 If you can. 119 00:05:05,284 --> 00:05:07,418 I mean, some of them look just like us. 120 00:05:07,685 --> 00:05:11,134 You'd never know they're not quite human. 121 00:05:27,466 --> 00:05:30,980 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx - Resync by TechWar2 www.addic7ed 00:28:48,894 Yeah, I love when they do terrorism allegory 592 00:28:48,919 --> 00:28:51,075 - with mostly white people. - Mm-hmm. 593 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:52,732 You remember Grace Park in season one? 594 00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:53,900 Of course, best storyline. 595 00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:55,035 - Why? - Duh... 596 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,302 because she was actually... 597 00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:57,938 You're Grace Park. 598 00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,338 Okay? 599 00:28:59,372 --> 00:29:02,276 You're Grace Park, Margo. 600 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:07,581 I'm Grace Park. 601 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:08,781 Yeah. 602 00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:10,383 And we have ourselves a bit of a 603 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:11,818 Gene Hackman in "The Conversation." 604 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:15,063 - I didn't see that one. - Yeah, right, um... 605 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:19,259 Someone is "xoxo, Gossip Girl"-ing our shit. 606 00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:23,696 Remember James Marsden in X-Men, hm? 607 00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:26,365 Your Marsden is xoxo-ing us 608 00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:28,502 full on that great song by The Police. 609 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:33,097 That Fairuza Balk in "The Craft." 610 00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:36,458 Yeah, more Cersei Lannister. 611 00:29:36,642 --> 00:29:40,387 Hey, glad I made you read those. 612 00:29:40,846 --> 00:29:42,415 Well, I read the Wiki. 613 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,383 What? Those books are like a million pages long. 614 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:45,718 - I have a life. - Okay. 615 00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:46,952 Anyway, 616 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,055 whatever your Marsden would xoxo, 617 00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:50,424 Cersei xoxo's. 618 00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,331 So, we have to keep it very 619 00:29:52,356 --> 00:29:54,284 - best episode of "Buffy." - Musical? 620 00:29:54,309 --> 00:29:55,935 The other one. 621 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,029 Okay. 622 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:58,965 How do we Lizzie Borden 623 00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:01,434 the shit out of this thing? 624 00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:06,285 'Cause I am about ready to go full '07 Britney. 625 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:09,943 Maybe we could've back when this place was Pottered up. 626 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,111 Still. 627 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,912 Even without a wand, 628 00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:14,814 Harry would figure some shit out. 629 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:19,085 Honestly, I didn't quite finish those books either... 630 00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:20,989 Our Harry, I mean. 631 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,684 Oh! Him. 632 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:25,125 Well, he'd... 633 00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:28,028 Mm-hmm. 634 00:30:28,061 --> 00:30:30,030 Consult the creepy pedophile. 635 00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:32,658 Mmm. 636 00:30:44,257 --> 00:30:45,959 We're close, I think. 637 00:30:45,991 --> 00:30:48,528 I thought this excursion was mostly about drinking heavily. 638 00:30:48,562 --> 00:30:50,363 I needed to imply that 639 00:30:50,404 --> 00:30:53,541 so we could get away without extra eyes on us. 640 00:30:54,968 --> 00:30:56,903 Fairies, Tick. 641 00:30:56,937 --> 00:30:59,973 When magic died, they pounced. 642 00:31:00,006 --> 00:31:01,542 Full occupation. 643 00:31:01,574 --> 00:31:04,849 This explains so much. 644 00:31:05,045 --> 00:31:06,814 What will we do? 645 00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:17,147 The white lady was spotted somewhere around here. 646 00:31:17,172 --> 00:31:18,523 We're going to shoot her, 647 00:31:18,548 --> 00:31:20,350 and then we're going to wish those fairies 648 00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:22,078 to the fucking cornfield. 649 00:31:22,128 --> 00:31:24,404 Oh, excellent. 650 00:31:24,857 --> 00:31:27,100 Whatever a cornfield is. 651 00:31:35,407 --> 00:31:37,275 Oh, whoa! 652 00:31:37,309 --> 00:31:39,244 There he is! 653 00:31:40,913 --> 00:31:43,382 Man... or, god, I just... 654 00:31:43,415 --> 00:31:45,524 Look, I thank you. 655 00:31:45,549 --> 00:31:47,151 I just... I feel... 656 00:31:47,319 --> 00:31:48,882 you know, whatever you put in my mouth... 657 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,590 I just... I feel like... 658 00:31:50,727 --> 00:31:53,158 you know, like a sugary cereal 659 00:31:53,192 --> 00:31:54,360 in the good way. 660 00:31:54,392 --> 00:31:56,161 You know? It's like, 661 00:31:56,195 --> 00:31:57,597 - whoa! - Haha, whoa. 662 00:31:57,622 --> 00:31:59,161 - All right. - Okay. 663 00:31:59,186 --> 00:32:01,200 Hey, hey, shots, right? 664 00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:03,202 Shots, shots, shots, shots. 665 00:32:03,235 --> 00:32:05,170 You and me. Shots, shots. 666 00:32:05,204 --> 00:32:06,606 I love you, I love you. 667 00:32:06,638 --> 00:32:08,908 ♪ I'm falling on my knees ♪ 668 00:32:09,003 --> 00:32:12,315 ♪ In worship of you ♪ 669 00:32:12,578 --> 00:32:15,581 Yeeeah. 670 00:32:15,613 --> 00:32:16,882 Look, so, anyway, 671 00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,583 I was thinking, while we're here, 672 00:32:18,617 --> 00:32:20,566 maybe I could ask you a few questions. 673 00:32:20,699 --> 00:32:21,787 Dude. 674 00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:23,589 You're a vibe-killer. 675 00:32:23,621 --> 00:32:25,358 - No. - Yes, you are. 676 00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:28,176 And historically, I do smite vibe-killers. 677 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,629 No, look, I'm a vibe-supporter. 678 00:32:29,654 --> 00:32:32,465 I just also happen to be a concerned Magician individual 679 00:32:32,497 --> 00:32:34,799 who would like to get a word in with your parents. 680 00:32:36,936 --> 00:32:38,170 My parents? 681 00:32:38,204 --> 00:32:41,061 Yeah, the Old Gods. 682 00:32:41,773 --> 00:32:46,344 Are imperious and distant dickwads 683 00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:48,446 who I haven't spoken to in a millennia. 684 00:32:50,215 --> 00:32:51,716 Rambo! 685 00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:54,342 Let's get that foam gun loaded, baby. 686 00:32:54,492 --> 00:32:56,014 Um... 687 00:32:56,194 --> 00:32:59,457 Look, I know that this really wasn't on your radar 688 00:32:59,491 --> 00:33:00,960 until you met us, but we've lost 689 00:33:00,993 --> 00:33:03,191 our most precious resource. 690 00:33:03,794 --> 00:33:05,987 Dude, stop, okay? 691 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:07,940 If fixing magic is, like, so important to you, 692 00:33:07,966 --> 00:33:09,834 then you should just talk to this crazy guy 693 00:33:09,868 --> 00:33:11,571 that I met back in Athens one time. 694 00:33:11,603 --> 00:33:13,939 Rambo! Rambo! 695 00:33:13,973 --> 00:33:15,975 What was the name of that guy that I met in Athens, 696 00:33:16,007 --> 00:33:17,909 that up-with-humans guy? 697 00:33:17,943 --> 00:33:19,278 Fit bod. 698 00:33:19,318 --> 00:33:20,386 You mean Prometheus? 699 00:33:20,411 --> 00:33:21,513 Prom... 700 00:33:21,546 --> 00:33:23,281 That guy loved Magicians, 701 00:33:23,314 --> 00:33:25,317 and he would want to help you. 702 00:33:25,350 --> 00:33:26,385 He's dead. 703 00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:27,887 What? 704 00:33:27,919 --> 00:33:31,957 Prometheus died, like, 1,500 years ago, man. 705 00:33:31,998 --> 00:33:33,266 Sorry. 706 00:33:33,292 --> 00:33:34,493 Damn it. 707 00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:38,464 Well, he lived a pretty tortured existence, 708 00:33:38,489 --> 00:33:42,560 so, dying was probably a relief for him. 709 00:33:44,003 --> 00:33:46,906 But, still, uh, he would've helped you. 710 00:33:46,945 --> 00:33:49,549 He told me this crazy story one time 711 00:33:49,574 --> 00:33:52,777 about how there's like... 712 00:33:52,811 --> 00:33:56,610 like, a secret back door to magic. 713 00:33:56,715 --> 00:33:58,749 Wait, I'm sorry, what? 714 00:33:58,774 --> 00:34:02,687 I don't remember the deets, okay, my face was melting off. 715 00:34:02,891 --> 00:34:05,643 Secret back door. 716 00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:09,003 - Just, something... - Mm-hmm. 717 00:34:09,238 --> 00:34:11,268 Wait! 718 00:34:11,729 --> 00:34:14,315 Might've been a brothel. 719 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:15,975 Shots. 720 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,509 Tick? 721 00:34:27,313 --> 00:34:28,944 Tick? 722 00:34:29,339 --> 00:34:30,608 Shit. 723 00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:47,570 Not the best idea, Eliot. 724 00:34:50,034 --> 00:34:51,069 Um... 725 00:34:53,038 --> 00:34:55,408 I was looking for the White Lady. 726 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,609 Is this she? 727 00:35:05,817 --> 00:35:07,819 Look, if you don't come out of there, 728 00:35:07,853 --> 00:35:09,355 I'm going to have to shoot you. 729 00:35:09,388 --> 00:35:10,248 Gods! 730 00:35:10,273 --> 00:35:12,023 Have you never given a compliment? 731 00:35:12,056 --> 00:35:13,325 For example, 732 00:35:13,359 --> 00:35:15,895 my, my, High King Eliot. 733 00:35:16,037 --> 00:35:19,931 Your long legs look so well in those breeches. 734 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,176 Thank you. 735 00:35:24,469 --> 00:35:25,804 Your turn. 736 00:35:27,538 --> 00:35:30,497 You sound like a... 737 00:35:31,428 --> 00:35:32,923 very attractive Creature. 738 00:35:33,011 --> 00:35:34,112 You think so? 739 00:35:34,145 --> 00:35:35,980 I've met many non-humans, 740 00:35:36,014 --> 00:35:37,683 and your voice is 741 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,702 by far the... 742 00:35:40,085 --> 00:35:41,119 sexiest. 743 00:35:41,152 --> 00:35:43,421 - Really? - I mean, you sound noble. 744 00:35:44,663 --> 00:35:47,600 - I didn't mean... - You're wise, 745 00:35:47,998 --> 00:35:49,600 for I am, indeed, 746 00:35:49,735 --> 00:35:52,284 the sexiest in the land. 747 00:35:52,397 --> 00:35:53,698 It is I, 748 00:35:53,870 --> 00:35:56,839 the Great Cock of The Darkling Woods. 749 00:35:56,995 --> 00:35:58,839 The Great... 750 00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:00,175 Cock. 751 00:36:00,308 --> 00:36:02,508 Have you never beheld one, child of Earth? 752 00:36:02,586 --> 00:36:05,577 No, no. No, I've beheld one or two. 753 00:36:06,712 --> 00:36:08,681 But you are, by far, the most majestic. 754 00:36:08,714 --> 00:36:10,844 I'm diligent about hydration. 755 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:14,835 All right, petitioner, let's chat. 756 00:36:42,694 --> 00:36:44,262 I like your style. 757 00:36:44,308 --> 00:36:46,678 What is the point of hearing a petition 758 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,639 if the aesthetics are shit? 759 00:36:52,329 --> 00:36:54,287 I need help with a fairy thing. 760 00:36:56,298 --> 00:37:00,436 Tribal matriarchies are the absolute worse. 761 00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:03,982 So, I was just hoping in 762 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:07,577 your great, benevolent handsomeness 763 00:37:07,602 --> 00:37:10,681 that you would see fit to grant me just one little wish. 764 00:37:10,713 --> 00:37:12,181 That's the sort of thing my sister, 765 00:37:12,215 --> 00:37:13,850 The Winter's Doe, specializes in. 766 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:16,820 Also, when was the last time a petitioner didn't get 767 00:37:16,852 --> 00:37:20,082 utterly assfucked by a wish-granting? 768 00:37:20,243 --> 00:37:22,179 Yeah. 769 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,584 And yet... 770 00:37:23,727 --> 00:37:25,329 I'll do you better. 771 00:37:25,361 --> 00:37:27,731 There's a problem far greater than fairies. 772 00:37:27,763 --> 00:37:30,233 Solve it, they're nothing. 773 00:37:30,267 --> 00:37:35,399 I'll send you on an epic quest. 774 00:37:35,771 --> 00:37:37,618 That's... 775 00:37:38,127 --> 00:37:39,162 Ahh. 776 00:37:39,305 --> 00:37:41,674 Wow, that's great. Thank you. 777 00:37:41,778 --> 00:37:44,881 It's just... 778 00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,215 My people need help. 779 00:37:46,249 --> 00:37:48,067 - They sure do. - Today. 780 00:37:48,226 --> 00:37:50,329 The Fairy Queen is sitting on my throne as we speak. 781 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:52,328 Do you want your magic back or not? 782 00:37:52,354 --> 00:37:54,190 Will it not solve all your problems? 783 00:37:54,224 --> 00:37:56,215 I mean, yes, but, 784 00:37:56,425 --> 00:37:57,703 it's just... 785 00:37:57,961 --> 00:38:00,180 how long does a quest like this take? 786 00:38:00,430 --> 00:38:02,399 A good season. 787 00:38:02,432 --> 00:38:03,567 Right. 788 00:38:03,599 --> 00:38:06,016 My kingdom is in trouble now. 789 00:38:06,635 --> 00:38:09,389 You are a good king. 790 00:38:09,606 --> 00:38:11,514 But it is time 791 00:38:11,807 --> 00:38:14,311 to become a great one. 792 00:38:14,535 --> 00:38:17,781 In order to do that, you must travel to a land 793 00:38:17,814 --> 00:38:21,057 where you are no king, no Magician, 794 00:38:21,684 --> 00:38:25,104 just a vulnerable man. 795 00:38:25,789 --> 00:38:27,283 Honestly, 796 00:38:27,557 --> 00:38:29,927 that sounds like something I might really fuck up. 797 00:38:30,036 --> 00:38:33,310 Yes, or it wouldn't be a quest. 798 00:38:34,798 --> 00:38:36,818 You have friends, don't you? 799 00:38:39,769 --> 00:38:41,092 I used to. 800 00:38:41,271 --> 00:38:43,421 The one-eyed conqueror, 801 00:38:43,606 --> 00:38:46,553 the traveler, the warrior, 802 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:49,100 the fool, the god-touched, 803 00:38:49,253 --> 00:38:50,554 the lover of tomatoes, 804 00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:52,615 and the torture artist... 805 00:38:52,649 --> 00:38:54,218 Wait, which one is that? 806 00:38:54,242 --> 00:38:55,877 - You lost me there. - Nevermind. 807 00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:57,988 You have a brother of the heart 808 00:38:58,021 --> 00:38:59,890 with the foppy hair. 809 00:38:59,931 --> 00:39:02,574 - That would be Quentin. - You're parts of one whole. 810 00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:05,245 No one can do this alone. 811 00:39:05,402 --> 00:39:06,838 Okay. 812 00:39:06,942 --> 00:39:09,911 FYI, I can't contact them or reach them in any way. 813 00:39:10,175 --> 00:39:13,302 You must find the book with no author. 814 00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:15,717 A tale for children, but they're hardly that. 815 00:39:15,872 --> 00:39:18,146 There is the key... or, the keys... 816 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:20,967 in a place called... 817 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:23,189 Public Library. 818 00:39:23,379 --> 00:39:25,598 In the shire of Chester 819 00:39:25,749 --> 00:39:29,519 in the land of New Jersey. 820 00:39:29,552 --> 00:39:31,320 Again, that sure sounds like Earth. 821 00:39:31,354 --> 00:39:33,857 Eliot, the quest I bestow on you 822 00:39:33,890 --> 00:39:35,926 is the task you were born for. 823 00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:37,494 Claim it. 824 00:39:47,704 --> 00:39:48,805 Abigail, 825 00:39:48,838 --> 00:39:49,872 talking-animal question. 826 00:39:49,905 --> 00:39:52,642 So, bunnies. 827 00:39:54,611 --> 00:39:57,281 Her Sluggishness has noted that you are aware 828 00:39:57,314 --> 00:39:59,427 of their messenger abilities. 829 00:39:59,649 --> 00:40:01,618 So, that is what the Fairy Queen uses them for? 830 00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:04,990 Bunnies move easily between worlds. 831 00:40:05,465 --> 00:40:07,601 And do they serve her? 832 00:40:07,791 --> 00:40:10,026 And if so, how loyally? 833 00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:12,495 Every bunny for itself, Majesty. 834 00:40:14,058 --> 00:40:15,294 Thank you. 835 00:40:29,356 --> 00:40:30,624 Need help. 836 00:40:30,743 --> 00:40:32,378 Love, Eliot. 837 00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:53,306 Q. 838 00:40:53,331 --> 00:40:55,695 I think this is it. 839 00:40:55,759 --> 00:40:57,261 The Tale of the Seven Keys. 840 00:40:57,314 --> 00:41:00,484 No author, I mean, I can feel something coming off of it. 841 00:41:07,024 --> 00:41:09,094 Interesting. 842 00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:27,506 Interesting. 843 00:41:27,725 --> 00:41:31,928 Yeah, if by interesting, you mean, blank, sure. 844 00:41:32,082 --> 00:41:34,051 Quests never give away the farm. 845 00:41:34,084 --> 00:41:36,520 You've gotta earn everything. 846 00:41:38,288 --> 00:41:40,057 Jules, this is our quest. 847 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,224 And we're already on it. 848 00:41:45,842 --> 00:41:47,059 - Epic Quest. - We have to. 849 00:41:47,098 --> 00:41:48,075 - Map from the book. - Work together. 850 00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:49,739 - Also I think... - Eliot. 851 00:41:49,764 --> 00:41:51,542 - Epic Quest. - The Great Cock. 852 00:41:51,569 --> 00:41:53,971 - It's called After Island. - A back door to... 853 00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:55,179 - The Great Cock. - Epic quest. 854 00:41:55,205 --> 00:41:56,439 - Keys. - Here's the deal. 855 00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:58,509 - Epic quest. - All seven keys. 856 00:41:58,563 --> 00:42:01,511 - Here's the deal. - Epic quest. 857 00:42:01,582 --> 00:42:04,486 Just shush for one second, please. 858 00:42:05,448 --> 00:42:06,450 Oh. 859 00:42:09,118 --> 00:42:11,335 Uh, that one. 860 00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:12,890 Put him first. 861 00:42:14,591 --> 00:42:17,894 Your father and I are so proud of you. 862 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:23,382 Okay... 863 00:42:25,301 --> 00:42:28,038 We are go for epic quest. 864 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,077 You are indeed a brave king. 865 00:42:30,241 --> 00:42:32,944 I am indeed a guy with not much choice, 866 00:42:32,977 --> 00:42:35,585 but thanks for rounding up. 867 00:42:36,145 --> 00:42:37,547 We're looking for keys. 868 00:42:37,819 --> 00:42:41,184 Q and Julia believe whatever the keys unlock, 869 00:42:41,363 --> 00:42:43,067 will help restore magic. 870 00:42:43,287 --> 00:42:46,731 And they think the first key is here in Fillory. 871 00:42:46,957 --> 00:42:48,225 Excellent. 872 00:42:48,258 --> 00:42:50,512 Some place called After Island? 873 00:42:50,636 --> 00:42:52,071 Oh. 874 00:42:52,301 --> 00:42:56,400 It lies beyond our border, Majesty. 875 00:42:56,661 --> 00:43:00,312 You would be venturing to strange lands not your own. 876 00:43:00,527 --> 00:43:02,431 So, not the friendliest? 877 00:43:02,473 --> 00:43:05,042 It is said that even the Outer Sea itself 878 00:43:05,075 --> 00:43:07,477 wishes ill upon our king. 879 00:43:07,518 --> 00:43:09,187 Some have sailed before you... 880 00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:10,615 Oh, and how'd that go? 881 00:43:10,647 --> 00:43:12,015 They drowned. 882 00:43:12,049 --> 00:43:13,691 Oh. 883 00:43:14,105 --> 00:43:17,354 Well, how do we prevent that? 884 00:43:17,503 --> 00:43:19,023 I wish I knew, I only... 885 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:20,972 I know. 886 00:43:21,347 --> 00:43:24,428 I know exactly the boat you need. 887 00:43:38,991 --> 00:43:41,311 Ugh, okay! That's enough. 888 00:43:41,345 --> 00:43:43,928 Let's talk. 889 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:47,400 So transactional. 890 00:43:48,051 --> 00:43:50,287 What do you want with a Lamprey anyway? 891 00:43:50,424 --> 00:43:52,490 It's more what the Lamprey wants with me. 892 00:43:52,522 --> 00:43:54,124 Oh, shit. 893 00:43:54,158 --> 00:43:56,027 You poked the wrong bear, sweetness. 894 00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:58,016 Just tell me what you know. 895 00:43:58,510 --> 00:43:59,812 Please? 896 00:43:59,837 --> 00:44:00,998 Well, if you could do magic... 897 00:44:01,031 --> 00:44:02,907 Yeah, well, I can't. 898 00:44:03,533 --> 00:44:04,860 So... 899 00:44:05,269 --> 00:44:08,287 So, you're down to an early warning device. 900 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,674 An alarm, if you will. 901 00:44:09,804 --> 00:44:11,788 So, just maybe, 902 00:44:12,276 --> 00:44:14,577 you still got time to run. 903 00:44:14,645 --> 00:44:16,648 Okay, fine, I'll take it. 904 00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:24,896 What, is that a joke? 905 00:44:25,055 --> 00:44:26,709 I gave up jokes 80 years ago. 906 00:44:26,756 --> 00:44:29,578 Tired of being misunderstood. 907 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,335 So get one, 908 00:44:31,595 --> 00:44:34,578 and keep it on your person at all times. 909 00:44:35,198 --> 00:44:37,334 Buena suerte. 910 00:44:59,109 --> 00:45:01,702 Just a side of bacon, please. 911 00:45:54,257 --> 00:45:57,594 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx - Resync by TechWar2 www.addic7ed

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