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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,050 --> 00:00:10,050 Improved & Synced by BanglarBagh 2 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,951 Survival of the fittest. 3 00:00:53,996 --> 00:00:56,205 It's the law of the jungle. 4 00:00:56,373 --> 00:00:59,292 There's always someone trying to take what's yours. 5 00:00:59,543 --> 00:01:01,502 How do I know? 6 00:01:04,006 --> 00:01:07,133 It almost happened to me. 7 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,474 Hi-yah! 8 00:01:20,230 --> 00:01:21,522 Tim Templeton... 9 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:22,982 quit monkeying around. 10 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:24,734 Hot dogs are getting cold. 11 00:01:24,902 --> 00:01:26,152 Hot dogs? 12 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,237 At least, this is how I remember it. 13 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:29,489 All right, buddy, let's eat. 14 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:31,491 You see, I was seven years old... 15 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:34,577 and back then, you relied on your imagination. 16 00:01:34,745 --> 00:01:36,537 When I wasn't exploring the Congo... 17 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:38,998 I was a deep sea diver. 18 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,170 Tim! 19 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:45,254 Our hero! 20 00:01:45,422 --> 00:01:46,672 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. 21 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,673 I got this! 22 00:01:52,554 --> 00:01:53,679 Grab on! 23 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:58,226 Some days, I rescued my parents. 24 00:02:00,437 --> 00:02:01,437 That way! 25 00:02:01,605 --> 00:02:03,106 Other days, they rescued me. 26 00:02:04,274 --> 00:02:06,109 - I'm losing control. - Tim, look out! 27 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,028 Tree! 28 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:10,029 You're breaking up! 29 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,114 Slow down, Tim! 30 00:02:11,281 --> 00:02:12,698 Turn, Tim. Turn! 31 00:02:13,283 --> 00:02:14,283 Ooh! Ow. 32 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,785 Oh, are you hurt? I'm okay. 33 00:02:15,953 --> 00:02:17,078 Show Mommy your teeth. 34 00:02:17,246 --> 00:02:18,913 It was just the three of us. 35 00:02:19,081 --> 00:02:20,373 The Templetons. 36 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,708 And three is the perfect number. 37 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:23,876 Interesting fact... 38 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:25,044 did you know that the triangle 39 00:02:25,129 --> 00:02:26,796 is the strongest shape found in nature? 40 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,388 I was the luckiest kid ever. 41 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,723 My parents even had cool jobs. 42 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,560 They worked for the biggest pet company in the world... 43 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:41,602 Puppy Co. 44 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:42,645 Yes, Mr. Francis? 45 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:43,604 Puppy Co needs you. 46 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:44,814 It's go time. 47 00:02:46,316 --> 00:02:48,317 They worked in a department called "Marketing... " 48 00:02:48,819 --> 00:02:50,653 where they got to launch new products. 49 00:02:54,825 --> 00:02:57,577 Even though my parents worked really hard... 50 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:01,122 they still made just enough time for me. 51 00:03:01,290 --> 00:03:04,083 Three stories, five hugs, and my special song, right? 52 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:05,251 You got it! 53 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:08,796 ♪ Blackbird singing in the dead of night ♪ 54 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:14,260 ♪ Take these broken wings and learn to fly ♪ 55 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,762 ♪ All your life ♪ 56 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:21,601 ♪ You were only waiting For this moment to arise ♪ 57 00:03:25,647 --> 00:03:29,150 Hey, Tim. How would you like to have a baby brother? 58 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:32,445 No, thanks. I'm enough. 59 00:03:35,365 --> 00:03:38,534 Life was good. Life was perfect. 60 00:03:38,702 --> 00:03:40,328 But as I drifted off to sleep... 61 00:03:40,495 --> 00:03:43,456 something my parents said got me thinking. 62 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,708 Where do babies come from? 63 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:52,798 ♪ Heaven, I'm in heaven ♪ 64 00:03:54,009 --> 00:03:56,761 ♪ And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak ♪ 65 00:04:00,349 --> 00:04:05,478 ♪ And I seem to find the happiness I seek ♪ 66 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,814 ♪ When we're out together dancing, cheek to cheek ♪ 67 00:04:34,091 --> 00:04:37,385 ♪ Heaven, I'm in heaven ♪ 68 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:45,268 ♪ And the cares that hung around me through the week ♪ 69 00:04:46,603 --> 00:04:48,187 ♪ Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak ♪ 70 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:56,696 ♪ When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek ♪ 71 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,867 ♪ Oh, I love to climb a mountain ♪ 72 00:05:01,952 --> 00:05:04,245 ♪ And to reach the highest peak ♪ 73 00:05:05,414 --> 00:05:08,666 ♪ But it doesn't thrill me half as much ♪ 74 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:10,710 ♪ As dancing cheek to cheek ♪ 75 00:05:12,462 --> 00:05:15,047 ♪ Oh, I love to go out fishing ♪ 76 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:16,716 ♪ In a river or a creek ♪ 77 00:05:17,968 --> 00:05:20,678 ♪ But I don't enjoy it half as much ♪ 78 00:05:21,972 --> 00:05:23,306 ♪ As dancing cheek to cheek ♪ 79 00:06:21,656 --> 00:06:25,284 The day I got a little brother started like any other day... 80 00:06:26,161 --> 00:06:27,870 but little did I know... 81 00:06:28,038 --> 00:06:30,956 my life would never be the same. 82 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,959 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a. m. 83 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:35,461 Wake up, little halflings! 84 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:36,462 Morning, Wizzie! 85 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:40,257 What great adventure lies in wait for you today? 86 00:06:40,342 --> 00:06:42,051 Hmm. Oh, yeah! 87 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:48,641 My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination. 88 00:06:52,354 --> 00:06:53,813 But I clearly remember... 89 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,941 the baby was delivered in a taxi. 90 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,240 Huh? 91 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 What the... 92 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,173 Hey! 93 00:07:40,235 --> 00:07:41,861 Tim, look who's here. 94 00:07:44,614 --> 00:07:49,034 Meet your new baby brother. 95 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,286 Baby what? 96 00:07:50,454 --> 00:07:53,747 Brother. 97 00:07:53,915 --> 00:07:55,708 I had a million questions. 98 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,710 Who is this guy? Why is he here? 99 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:58,878 What's with that outfit? 100 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:01,297 Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me? 101 00:08:01,465 --> 00:08:03,299 Does he know karate? What's going on? 102 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,051 That way? 103 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,094 - Okay. - Okay. 104 00:08:07,262 --> 00:08:08,804 Right from the start, he was yelling at people... 105 00:08:08,972 --> 00:08:10,639 ordering everyone around. 106 00:08:10,807 --> 00:08:12,391 Oh, you want this? 107 00:08:12,934 --> 00:08:16,228 One thing was clear. He was the boss. 108 00:08:16,813 --> 00:08:19,482 He set up his office, right smack dab in the middle of the house. 109 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:22,401 He conducted meetings. 110 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,403 You called? Do you need Señor Squeaky? 111 00:08:24,946 --> 00:08:26,614 Hey! 112 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,908 Lots and lots of meetings. Whoa! 113 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,743 Even in the middle of the night. 114 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:33,996 I'm up! I'm up! 115 00:08:34,164 --> 00:08:35,581 We're coming! We'll be right there! 116 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,959 If things weren't done to his immediate satisfaction... 117 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,505 he had a fit. 118 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:48,761 Argh! 119 00:08:48,845 --> 00:08:51,597 Where's the bottle? He has to have his bottle! 120 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,517 He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger. 121 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,018 La la la! 122 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,103 Everyone except for me. 123 00:08:58,438 --> 00:08:59,480 - Diaper! - Bottle! 124 00:08:59,564 --> 00:09:00,898 - Diaper! - Bottle! 125 00:09:00,982 --> 00:09:02,942 Dad! I can't sleep. 126 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:04,610 I know, bud. Me neither. 127 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,529 The baby needs a lot of attention right now. 128 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,030 Okay, good talk! 129 00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:09,323 - But... - It's okay. 130 00:09:09,491 --> 00:09:10,616 Daddy's here. Daddy's here. 131 00:09:12,994 --> 00:09:13,994 What about me? 132 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:17,540 The year: 2057. 133 00:09:17,707 --> 00:09:22,002 Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating a hostile alien invasion. 134 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,478 Whoa! Ah! 135 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,152 It's so much worse than we thought. 136 00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,415 Mom, he's naked! 137 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:01,917 I'm naked! 138 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,085 Say "naked. " 139 00:10:03,253 --> 00:10:04,253 No! 140 00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:08,257 Ah. 141 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,425 Who's Mommy's little cutie? 142 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,509 Are you Mommy's little cutie? 143 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:13,012 No, he's Daddy's little tough guy, right? 144 00:10:14,055 --> 00:10:16,599 You know one of us has to go with Mr. Francis to the pet convention. 145 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:18,058 Oh, in Vegas. 146 00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:20,352 You know what? You should go. No, no. You should go. 147 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,520 Well, you need a break. 148 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:22,646 I'll stay with the baby, and you... 149 00:10:22,731 --> 00:10:24,231 Maybe the baby should decide. 150 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,858 Who do you want to stay with you? 151 00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:27,610 Daddy or Mommy? 152 00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:28,944 Or Daddy? 153 00:10:29,112 --> 00:10:30,571 He wants his mommy. Ugh! 154 00:10:30,739 --> 00:10:32,531 Okay, we need to talk! 155 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,658 In private. 156 00:10:34,743 --> 00:10:35,743 Oh. 157 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,244 Sure. About what, bud? 158 00:10:37,412 --> 00:10:39,413 About the b-a-b-e-e. 159 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,290 "Y," Tim. 160 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:43,208 Why? Because he came out of nowhere! 161 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,376 We don't even know him. 162 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,753 How can we trust him? 163 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,047 Come on, he's just a baby. 164 00:10:49,924 --> 00:10:52,301 Seriously? I'm the only one who thinks 165 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,719 there's something weird about this guy? 166 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,890 Oopsie! I got it. Uh-oh. Five-second rule. 167 00:11:05,106 --> 00:11:06,315 Tim? 168 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,735 Look at him! He wears a suit! 169 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,571 I know. Isn't it cute? He's like a little man. 170 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,573 He carries a briefcase. 171 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,492 Does no else think that's... 172 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:18,952 Oh, I don't know, a little freaky? 173 00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:22,581 Well, you carried Lam-Lam around until you were like... 174 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,000 This is not about Lam-Lam. 175 00:11:26,127 --> 00:11:27,503 All babies are different, Tim. 176 00:11:27,671 --> 00:11:29,004 And each one is special. 177 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:30,923 He's taking over the whole house! 178 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,424 Are you taking over the house? 179 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,343 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 180 00:11:35,345 --> 00:11:38,097 Trust me, one day you're gonna get to know this little guy... 181 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,766 and you are gonna love him with all of your heart. 182 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:41,934 Just like we do. 183 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,686 All of your heart? 184 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,943 Never. Ooh! 185 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,169 Hello! 186 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:12,965 It's time for my three stories, five hugs, and special song! 187 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:21,181 How about one story... 188 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,476 three hugs, and my special song? 189 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,233 Just my special song? 190 00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:33,819 Mom? 191 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,487 Dad? 192 00:12:38,575 --> 00:12:39,825 Hey. 193 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,744 What happened to bedtime? 194 00:12:43,538 --> 00:12:44,997 We'll have it on Monday, Mr. Francis. 195 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,999 Don't cry! Don't cry. 196 00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:52,212 Hello? 197 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,265 Hello? No, ma'am, not yet. 198 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,560 No, I'm not making excuses. 199 00:13:06,728 --> 00:13:09,521 Yes, ma'am, I know I've been here a long time. 200 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,024 Believe me, it feels like my whole life. 201 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,033 I'm making great progress with the parents already. 202 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:25,537 The usual procedure, sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. 203 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,372 They're very disoriented. 204 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,958 I've got them eating out of the palm of my hand. 205 00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:32,377 They do everything for me. 206 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,712 It's hilarious. 207 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,464 But I think the kid might be on to me. 208 00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:38,383 No, I can handle him. 209 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,761 I know how important this mission is to the company. 210 00:13:40,929 --> 00:13:42,137 Mission? 211 00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:45,140 Well, trust me, ma'am. You got the right baby for this job. 212 00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:46,725 Hands up, devil baby! 213 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:47,893 Fart! Poop! Doodie! 214 00:13:51,481 --> 00:13:52,981 I've gotta deal with the k-i-d. 215 00:13:53,149 --> 00:13:54,107 You can talk! 216 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,568 Uh, goo-goo ga-ga. 217 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,987 No, you can really talk. I heard you! 218 00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:02,074 Fine. I can talk. 219 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,408 Now, let's see if you can listen. 220 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:04,660 Get me a double espresso... 221 00:14:04,828 --> 00:14:06,745 and see if there's someplace around here with decent sushi. 222 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,998 I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. 223 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,750 Get yourself a little something. 224 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,418 Who are you? 225 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,172 Let's just say I'm the boss. 226 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:20,592 The boss? You're a baby! You wear a diaper. 227 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,344 You know who else wears diapers? 228 00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:24,930 Astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that's who. 229 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,473 It's called efficiency, Templeton. 230 00:14:26,641 --> 00:14:28,350 The average toddler spends, what? 231 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,435 45 hours a year on the potty? 232 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,145 I'm the boss. 233 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,939 I don't have that kind of spare time. 234 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,649 Well, you're not the boss of me. 235 00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:36,859 I am the boss of you. 236 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:37,943 No, you're not. 237 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,111 Am, too. Are not. 238 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,529 Am, too! Are not! 239 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,281 Am, too. Are not! 240 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,448 Am, too. Are not! 241 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,867 Am, too. Am, too. 242 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,118 Am, too. Am, too. 243 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,286 I was here first. 244 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,538 Just wait until Mom and Dad find out about this. 245 00:14:49,706 --> 00:14:52,040 Oh, yeah? You think they'd pick you over me? 246 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,709 With your track record? 247 00:14:53,877 --> 00:14:55,460 You don't know anything about me. 248 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,381 So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Let's see. 249 00:15:00,008 --> 00:15:02,175 Templeton, Timothy. Middle name... 250 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,971 I'm sorry. Leslie! 251 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,848 Mostly C's... How do you know all that? 252 00:15:08,016 --> 00:15:10,142 Can't ride a bike without training wheels? 253 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:14,313 Even bears can ride a bike without training wheels, Leslie. 254 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,231 Um... DOB says you're seven. 255 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:17,608 Seven and a half. 256 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,528 Power nap! Uh, you were saying? 257 00:15:21,696 --> 00:15:23,155 I'm seven and a half. 258 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,823 Exactly! You're old. 259 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,910 It's time to make way for the next generation. 260 00:15:28,077 --> 00:15:29,328 It's the way of the world. 261 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,747 You would never ask your parents for an old toy. 262 00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:32,831 Lam-Lam? 263 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,041 Everyone wants the hot, new thing. 264 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,709 Destroy. Destroy. 265 00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:36,919 Lam-Lam! 266 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,337 I've got fresh batteries. 267 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,504 Boom! 268 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,256 Mom and Dad don't even know you. 269 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:42,716 They love me! 270 00:15:42,884 --> 00:15:44,343 Oh, yeah? Do the math, kid. 271 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,887 There's only so much love to go around. 272 00:15:47,055 --> 00:15:48,931 It's like these beads. 273 00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:51,516 You used to have all your parents' love. 274 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,936 All their time. All their attention. 275 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:56,188 You had all the beads. 276 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,898 But then I came along. 277 00:15:58,066 --> 00:15:59,942 Babies take up a lot of time. 278 00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:03,528 They need a lot of attention. They get all the love. 279 00:16:04,072 --> 00:16:05,364 We could share. 280 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,783 You obviously didn't go to business school. 281 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,915 Look, Templeton, the numbers just don't add up. 282 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,376 There's not enough love for the two of us. 283 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,711 Not enough beads to go around. 284 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,130 And then, all of a sudden, 285 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,465 there's no place for Tim. 286 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,133 Tim doesn't fit anymore. 287 00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:28,553 Oh, no! What about Tim? 288 00:16:31,975 --> 00:16:34,309 So keep quiet. Stay out of my way. 289 00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:36,186 Or there's gonna be cutbacks. 290 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,607 You can't be fired from your own family. 291 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,406 Can you? 292 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,469 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a. m. 293 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:10,762 Wake up, little half... 294 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,390 What's the use? 295 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,643 Arise for a nutritious breakfast! 296 00:17:16,811 --> 00:17:18,270 It's 7:00 a. m. 297 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,404 Oh, what's wrong, Timothy? 298 00:17:27,572 --> 00:17:29,614 Has that little dwarf made you blue? 299 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:30,949 Mmm-hmm. 300 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,744 Then I shall cast upon him a great curse! 301 00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:36,246 He shall not pass! 302 00:17:36,414 --> 00:17:37,789 It's no use, Wizzie. 303 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,791 He's got Mom and Dad completely fooled. 304 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,961 If they knew what I knew, they'd never let him stay. 305 00:17:43,588 --> 00:17:46,798 Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened. 306 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,092 With a great curse! 307 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:50,510 They shall not pass! 308 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,554 Yeah. I need to enlighten them... 309 00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:54,848 with proof! 310 00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:56,558 That's what I need, proof! 311 00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,894 Expose his dark magic! 312 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,818 Testing, testing. 313 00:18:07,111 --> 00:18:08,320 Testing, testing. 314 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,991 Maybe they can return him to the store... 315 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,326 and get their money back! 316 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,119 We could buy a bouncy house! 317 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:20,665 Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a. m. 318 00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:28,131 Ninja. 319 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,510 Ninja. 320 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:44,815 Ninja. 321 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,191 Whoa! 322 00:18:52,073 --> 00:18:53,824 Ninja. 323 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:12,092 Babies everywhere! They're spreading. 324 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:14,886 Mom! Dad! What's going on? 325 00:19:17,348 --> 00:19:19,057 It's an invasion! 326 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,642 Ah! 327 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,561 It's a play date! 328 00:19:23,521 --> 00:19:24,521 Aw! 329 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,231 That's a keeper. 330 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,567 It's a meeting, and you won't be attending. 331 00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,034 We'll see about that. 332 00:19:38,619 --> 00:19:41,705 Thank you all for coming here on such short notice. 333 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,081 Now, before we begin... 334 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:45,876 Yes, sir! 335 00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:47,252 Sure is! Affirmative! 336 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,087 Jimbo, run some interference. 337 00:19:50,631 --> 00:19:51,715 Hey! 338 00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:53,008 We babies 339 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,509 are having a crisis! Oh, no! 340 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,635 That's awful! Horrible! 341 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:56,803 What is it? 342 00:19:56,971 --> 00:19:58,597 It's simpler if I just show you. 343 00:19:58,723 --> 00:19:59,723 Teddy, if you please. 344 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,600 Let's put on a show. 345 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:02,934 Oh. 346 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:04,811 Here we go! 347 00:20:05,021 --> 00:20:06,313 Jimbo, hit the lights. 348 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:11,276 You see, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. 349 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,153 Why? Have we been bad? 350 00:20:13,321 --> 00:20:14,279 No, Staci. 351 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,114 But I'll tell you who is. 352 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:19,659 Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies! 353 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:20,785 Aw! 354 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,079 No! That's exactly the problem. 355 00:20:23,247 --> 00:20:25,665 Puppies? What's the deal with puppies? 356 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,958 Throughout history... 357 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,127 people have loved babies 358 00:20:29,253 --> 00:20:31,296 more than anything in the world. 359 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,131 We've always been a must-have item... 360 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,592 number one on every wish list. 361 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,637 Puppies were merely accessories. 362 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,308 But all that changed when the puppies began coming out... 363 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,477 with new designer models. 364 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,271 Each one more adorable than the last. 365 00:20:48,439 --> 00:20:50,190 Remember the Labradoodle? 366 00:20:50,358 --> 00:20:51,524 The Peekapoo? 367 00:20:51,692 --> 00:20:52,776 The Chiweenie? 368 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,611 Try to say "Chiweenie" without smiling. 369 00:20:54,779 --> 00:20:55,779 Chiwee... 370 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,155 Not possible. Don't waste your time. 371 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,323 We all laughed 372 00:20:58,449 --> 00:20:59,824 at the Shar Pei. 373 00:20:59,951 --> 00:21:01,952 And now it's number one in China. 374 00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:03,370 Oh, no. That's terrible! 375 00:21:03,537 --> 00:21:05,288 Horrible! Yes. 376 00:21:05,456 --> 00:21:06,790 And it gets even worse. 377 00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:09,251 Francis Francis, the CEO of Puppy Co, 378 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:10,669 made this announcement. 379 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,170 Teddy, roll the clip. 380 00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,339 And we are on schedule... 381 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:18,009 to release the most adorable puppy ever. 382 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:21,638 We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! 383 00:21:21,722 --> 00:21:23,390 Watch out, world! 384 00:21:23,557 --> 00:21:26,184 It's gonna crush the competition! 385 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,228 Yay! No, Jimbo. 386 00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:30,563 No "yay"! We are the competition! 387 00:21:30,731 --> 00:21:32,065 This is war. 388 00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,693 Puppies are winning, and babies are losing. 389 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:35,694 Thank you, Teddy. 390 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,904 And if this new puppy is as cute as we fear... 391 00:21:38,072 --> 00:21:40,573 it could put the baby business out of business, baby. 392 00:21:40,741 --> 00:21:41,741 That's awful! 393 00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:42,867 Bad news, baby! 394 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,369 What are we going to do? 395 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,871 My job is to find out exactly what that new puppy is... 396 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,707 so that Baby Corp can stop it. 397 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,208 And you're going to help me. 398 00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:51,084 Genius! Home run! 399 00:21:51,294 --> 00:21:52,252 You still got it, boss! 400 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,211 Yay! 401 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,087 Yay. 402 00:21:54,255 --> 00:21:56,131 Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co. 403 00:21:56,299 --> 00:21:58,466 So have you learned anything from them? 404 00:21:58,634 --> 00:21:59,884 Yes, sir! Sure did! 405 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,219 Fantastic. Triplets, go! 406 00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:02,137 A. B. 407 00:22:02,305 --> 00:22:03,221 C. D. 408 00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:05,598 No, what have you learned about the new puppy? 409 00:22:05,766 --> 00:22:06,891 Yay, puppy! 410 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,768 No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil. 411 00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:10,228 Staci, read back the notes. 412 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,939 I can't read. What's it say? 413 00:22:16,277 --> 00:22:17,944 This is my team? 414 00:22:18,112 --> 00:22:20,822 A muscle-head, a bunch of yes men, and a doodler? 415 00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:21,781 Exactly! Affirmative! 416 00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:22,615 Good call. 417 00:22:22,783 --> 00:22:23,742 - Oh, yeah! - Nice one, BB! 418 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:24,993 Gotcha! 419 00:22:25,161 --> 00:22:29,164 Put that cookie down. Cookies are for closers. 420 00:22:29,332 --> 00:22:30,915 Let's have another show! No, Teddy, no! 421 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,751 How about a hug? No more shows! 422 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:33,501 Boss? 423 00:22:33,669 --> 00:22:35,045 There's plenty of love to go around. 424 00:22:35,129 --> 00:22:36,129 Go to sleep! 425 00:22:36,297 --> 00:22:37,339 Nighty-night. 426 00:22:37,506 --> 00:22:38,340 Boss! Boss! 427 00:22:38,507 --> 00:22:39,466 What? Parents! 428 00:22:41,344 --> 00:22:43,136 It's like they're having their own little meeting. 429 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,435 Isn't that adorable? Who wants dessert? 430 00:22:51,354 --> 00:22:52,604 God, this is so humiliating. 431 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,357 God, this is so humiliating. 432 00:22:55,524 --> 00:22:57,025 Wait until Mom and Dad hear this. 433 00:22:58,652 --> 00:23:00,945 Hey, Templeton, what you got there? 434 00:23:02,823 --> 00:23:04,032 Oh, nothing. 435 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,492 Hand over the tape. 436 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:07,786 Never! 437 00:23:15,836 --> 00:23:17,962 Mom! Dad! Over here! 438 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,172 Hi, Timmy! 439 00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:20,340 Hi! Anyway... 440 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,052 Flower power! 441 00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:29,641 You can't get away from Johnny Law, simpleton. 442 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,560 Ha! 443 00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:36,022 Fasten your seat belt. Let's go! 444 00:23:41,737 --> 00:23:42,821 Run, run, run. 445 00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:47,534 What? Hey! 446 00:23:47,868 --> 00:23:48,868 Ha-ha. 447 00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:49,994 Hmm. 448 00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:51,663 Uh-oh. 449 00:23:56,544 --> 00:23:57,836 Run, run, run. 450 00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,504 Catch, catch, catch. 451 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:04,843 Whoa! 452 00:24:05,928 --> 00:24:07,679 Yes! 453 00:24:11,892 --> 00:24:12,684 Oh, yeah! 454 00:24:16,564 --> 00:24:18,189 Let go, you little... 455 00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:20,442 Oh, look! The kids are finally getting along. 456 00:24:20,609 --> 00:24:21,901 That's nice. 457 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:38,877 Sayonara! 458 00:24:39,128 --> 00:24:40,128 Ooh. 459 00:24:42,256 --> 00:24:43,256 You wanna play? 460 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:44,883 Let's play. 461 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:51,598 No! 462 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,893 Save Boss! Save Boss! 463 00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:58,563 - Get him! - I got him! 464 00:24:58,731 --> 00:24:59,731 - I got him! - I got him! 465 00:25:06,447 --> 00:25:08,072 You're toast, baby man! 466 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,241 Upsies, I need upsies! 467 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:15,288 Who wants... 468 00:25:15,456 --> 00:25:16,581 Cheese sticks! 469 00:25:20,669 --> 00:25:22,837 Mom, Dad! I've got proof! 470 00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:27,091 Ah! 471 00:25:28,844 --> 00:25:31,804 Oh, someone can't go down the stairs? Ha! 472 00:25:32,806 --> 00:25:36,809 Nothing can stop me! 473 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:47,028 Mom! Dad! Where are you guys? 474 00:25:47,196 --> 00:25:48,196 Hello? 475 00:25:48,364 --> 00:25:49,781 Where did everyone go? 476 00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:52,659 Mom, Dad! The baby can talk! 477 00:25:52,826 --> 00:25:54,494 Oh, can he now? 478 00:25:54,662 --> 00:25:55,954 Wait, how did you... 479 00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:57,288 Hand over the tape, Timmy. 480 00:25:57,456 --> 00:25:58,957 Or Lam-Lam gets it, see? 481 00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:00,792 No! 482 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,211 What's that, Lam-Lam? You want a nose ring? 483 00:26:03,379 --> 00:26:04,754 It's really not my scene, 484 00:26:04,838 --> 00:26:06,923 but who am I to judge? 485 00:26:07,007 --> 00:26:08,466 And an eyebrow ring? 486 00:26:08,551 --> 00:26:09,717 Seems like a little too much, 487 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:10,885 Lam-Lam. Ah! 488 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,845 How's that gonna look in a job interview? 489 00:26:13,013 --> 00:26:13,846 Stop it! 490 00:26:14,014 --> 00:26:15,974 The tape, Timmy! Or I'm gonna rip, rip, rip. 491 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:17,225 No! Let go! 492 00:26:17,393 --> 00:26:18,393 You let go! You let go! 493 00:26:18,561 --> 00:26:19,852 Give me the tape! Give me Lam-Lam! 494 00:26:23,357 --> 00:26:24,983 Whoops! Too far. 495 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,068 Templeton! Templeton, let's be reasonable. 496 00:26:27,236 --> 00:26:29,153 We can be reasonable, right? What are you doing? 497 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,239 You've been asking for this since you got here! 498 00:26:31,407 --> 00:26:33,157 We can talk about this over a juice box! 499 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:34,826 Time for juice boxes is over. 500 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,328 No, Templeton. You wouldn't. 501 00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,581 Say bye-bye, baby! You're fired! 502 00:26:39,748 --> 00:26:40,498 What are you doing? 503 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:41,666 Nothing. 504 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:46,838 My proof! 505 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,673 Tim! Explain yourself! 506 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:49,924 Yes, explain yourself. 507 00:26:50,092 --> 00:26:51,759 It wasn't me! It was the baby's fault. 508 00:26:51,927 --> 00:26:53,011 The baby's fault? 509 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:54,929 It's true! He can talk. 510 00:26:55,764 --> 00:26:57,724 They all can talk. They were having a meeting. 511 00:26:57,891 --> 00:26:59,017 There's something about puppies. 512 00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:01,352 It's one big baby con-spy-racy! 513 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,271 Timothy Leslie Templeton! 514 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:04,856 We are very disappointed in you. 515 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,358 No, we're mad at you! Exactly, we're mad at you. 516 00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:09,110 Mad? You need a time-out! 517 00:27:09,278 --> 00:27:11,029 You're grounded! Yes, grounded! 518 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:12,196 For two... Three! 519 00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:13,364 Three days? Weeks! 520 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:14,741 Weeks! Three weeks! 521 00:27:14,908 --> 00:27:16,743 For three... evers! 522 00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:17,702 Grounded? 523 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,538 You're gonna stay in this house with your baby brother... 524 00:27:20,706 --> 00:27:23,041 until you learn to get along. 525 00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:25,293 Oh, great. 526 00:27:27,588 --> 00:27:30,465 It was my first time behind bars. 527 00:27:30,633 --> 00:27:32,300 The big house. 528 00:27:32,468 --> 00:27:33,801 The lock-up. 529 00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,054 Grounded for life. 530 00:27:36,722 --> 00:27:40,224 The minutes turned into hours, the hours into days. 531 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,226 Every man has his breaking point. 532 00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:44,270 This was mine. 533 00:27:45,648 --> 00:27:47,231 ♪ Blackbird singing ♪ 534 00:27:47,316 --> 00:27:48,900 ♪ in the dead of night ♪ 535 00:27:49,485 --> 00:27:51,235 ♪ Take these broken wings Hey, that's my song. ♪ 536 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:53,071 ♪ And learn to fly ♪ 537 00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:55,990 ♪ All your life ♪ 538 00:27:56,825 --> 00:28:01,079 ♪ You were only waiting For this moment to arise ♪ 539 00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:03,581 It's okay, little halfling. 540 00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:06,334 Perhaps I can be of some assistance. 541 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:10,922 Blackbird singing in the dead of night! 542 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:15,593 Pray, take these broken wings and learn to fly! 543 00:28:15,761 --> 00:28:17,345 Fly, you fools! 544 00:28:17,513 --> 00:28:19,222 Thanks, Wizzie. 545 00:28:19,306 --> 00:28:21,015 But it's not the same. 546 00:28:21,183 --> 00:28:23,810 If only I could reach my magical shank. 547 00:28:23,977 --> 00:28:26,479 I could break us out of this big house. 548 00:28:28,691 --> 00:28:30,149 Psst! Templeton! 549 00:28:38,367 --> 00:28:40,118 Templeton, we have to talk. 550 00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:41,285 Go away. 551 00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:50,044 ♪ Blackbird singing in the dead of night ♪ 552 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:52,797 Stop it! 553 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,549 That's my song, not yours. 554 00:28:54,717 --> 00:28:56,509 My parents wrote it just for me. 555 00:28:56,677 --> 00:28:58,970 Really? Your parents are Lennon and McCartney? 556 00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:01,347 No, Ted and Janice. 557 00:29:01,515 --> 00:29:02,807 You don't even know their names! 558 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:04,559 You're just trying to steal them from me. 559 00:29:04,727 --> 00:29:05,977 You stole everything! 560 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:07,812 You're the one who should be in jail! 561 00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:11,858 Look, it's time we put our differences aside. 562 00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:16,237 Oh, have you been... 563 00:29:16,405 --> 00:29:17,739 No! 564 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,992 Where's HR when you need them? 565 00:29:30,919 --> 00:29:31,919 Oh! 566 00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:50,938 Take it. 567 00:29:51,106 --> 00:29:52,857 I don't want your filthy money. 568 00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:55,193 Look, I told you to stay out of my way. 569 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,195 I can't! You're in my house. 570 00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:58,446 I don't wanna be here... 571 00:29:58,614 --> 00:30:00,281 any more than you want me to be here. 572 00:30:00,449 --> 00:30:02,283 Then why are you torturing me? 573 00:30:02,451 --> 00:30:04,952 The truth is I'm no ordinary baby. 574 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,037 Well, no kidding. 575 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:08,289 I'm on a mission from above. 576 00:30:08,457 --> 00:30:10,708 Are you the Baby Jesus? 577 00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:13,419 Yes. I'm the Baby Jesus. 578 00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:15,379 No! 579 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,965 You see, I'm more middle management for the company. 580 00:30:18,133 --> 00:30:20,092 The company? What company? 581 00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:21,260 Here. 582 00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:24,222 Take this. It'll explain everything. 583 00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:25,932 What do you want me to do with that? 584 00:30:27,601 --> 00:30:29,560 I want you to suck it. You suck it! 585 00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:30,603 No, it's for you to suck. Ugh! 586 00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:31,646 I'm not sucking that! 587 00:30:31,814 --> 00:30:33,314 Suck it. I don't know where it's been! 588 00:30:33,482 --> 00:30:36,400 It's not where it's been. It's where it will take you. 589 00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:37,568 Don't you wanna know... 590 00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:39,570 where babies really come from? 591 00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:43,574 Binky. Papish. Nuk-Nuk. 592 00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:45,952 Boo-Boo. Bo-Bo. Bah-Bah. 593 00:30:46,119 --> 00:30:48,412 Chupie. Hushie-Baby. Tootsie. 594 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,623 It goes by many names. 595 00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:53,751 But through its power, you will know the truth. 596 00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:01,676 Come on, faster! 597 00:31:09,017 --> 00:31:09,851 Mommy! 598 00:31:23,699 --> 00:31:24,949 Where are we? 599 00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:27,451 Welcome to Baby Corp! 600 00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:31,330 Whoa! 601 00:31:33,667 --> 00:31:34,876 No way. 602 00:31:37,045 --> 00:31:38,129 - Thank you. - What? 603 00:31:40,215 --> 00:31:42,466 Relax. They can't see us or hear us. 604 00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:43,801 We're, like, virtual and stuff? 605 00:31:43,886 --> 00:31:44,719 Yep. 606 00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:45,845 You mean they won't feel this? 607 00:31:45,971 --> 00:31:47,638 Nope. Nada. Or this? 608 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:48,723 Karate! 609 00:31:50,058 --> 00:31:51,434 Don't embarrass yourself, Templeton. 610 00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:52,518 I can still see you. 611 00:31:52,686 --> 00:31:54,562 So this is where babies come from? 612 00:31:54,730 --> 00:31:56,856 Where'd you think, the cabbage patch? 613 00:31:57,024 --> 00:31:57,982 Magic fairies? 614 00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:00,151 No, my parents told me that... 615 00:32:01,361 --> 00:32:02,528 What? 616 00:32:02,696 --> 00:32:04,739 Ugh, no. That's disgusting. 617 00:32:04,907 --> 00:32:07,158 Yeah, it didn't sound right to me, either. 618 00:32:08,076 --> 00:32:10,369 I can't believe my parents didn't tell me about this. 619 00:32:10,537 --> 00:32:12,538 If people knew where babies really came from, 620 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:13,831 they'd never have one. 621 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:15,708 Same thing with hot dogs, by the way. 622 00:32:15,876 --> 00:32:17,251 Going upsies! 623 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,338 So how come I don't remember this place? 624 00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:21,339 Oh, you did. 625 00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:23,758 But after normal babies get their pacifiers taken away... 626 00:32:23,926 --> 00:32:25,843 you forget all about Baby Corp. 627 00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:27,345 How come you're not normal? 628 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,722 A few of us, the best of the best... 629 00:32:29,890 --> 00:32:31,515 are selected for the... 630 00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:33,434 Who-hoo! 631 00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:35,937 For the ultimate honor. 632 00:32:36,897 --> 00:32:38,522 Upper management. 633 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:42,193 This, Templeton, is where all the action is. 634 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,695 Nap time in Sector G. 635 00:32:45,447 --> 00:32:47,281 So this whole place is run by babies? 636 00:32:47,449 --> 00:32:48,366 Yep. 637 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,701 My Dad says, "Those who can, do. " 638 00:32:50,869 --> 00:32:52,286 "And those who can't, supervise. " 639 00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:53,788 Your father is a hippie. 640 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:56,916 What happens when you grow up? 641 00:32:57,084 --> 00:32:57,917 Well, we don't. 642 00:32:58,085 --> 00:33:01,379 We drink a super-secret baby formula that keeps us babies forever. 643 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,716 Back to work! Formula break is over! 644 00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:07,301 We're in a crisis here! 645 00:33:07,469 --> 00:33:08,970 Don't you know we're in a crisis here? 646 00:33:09,137 --> 00:33:10,054 Who is that? 647 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:12,765 That is my boss. Big Boss Baby. 648 00:33:12,933 --> 00:33:14,892 What is she screaming about? 649 00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:16,477 Well, see this pie chart? 650 00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:18,938 Wow, it looks like a giant pie. 651 00:33:19,106 --> 00:33:21,565 It represents all the love there is in the world. 652 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:22,984 I love pie. Who doesn't? 653 00:33:23,151 --> 00:33:23,985 Apple. Fine. 654 00:33:24,152 --> 00:33:25,069 No, cherry! Perfect! 655 00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:26,112 Not pumpkin. Okay. 656 00:33:26,279 --> 00:33:27,071 That's a vegetable. 657 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:30,616 Point is, the puppies' slice is getting bigger and bigger. 658 00:33:31,952 --> 00:33:33,577 They're stealing all our love! 659 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:35,746 Oh, just like you did to me. 660 00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:36,914 Exactly. 661 00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:39,083 Oh! And if this keeps up... 662 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:41,794 there might not be enough pie left for babies. 663 00:33:41,962 --> 00:33:42,920 No pie? 664 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,755 No pie. 665 00:33:53,348 --> 00:33:55,349 So, my mission... Whoa! 666 00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,268 ...is to find out what this new puppy is. 667 00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:59,437 So you're, like, on a spy mission? Cool! 668 00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:02,273 Yes! Cool! And if... When I succeed... 669 00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,817 I'll become a Baby Corp legend. 670 00:34:04,985 --> 00:34:07,611 Like Super Big Boss Baby, Mega Boss Baby... 671 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:09,613 Seriously Big Boss Baby... 672 00:34:10,365 --> 00:34:11,365 and him. 673 00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:14,118 Whoa, now that's a big, fat baby. 674 00:34:14,870 --> 00:34:16,704 No, that's Big Fat Boss Baby. 675 00:34:16,872 --> 00:34:20,624 This is Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby. 676 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,543 He was the youngest Chief Executive Infant 677 00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:24,128 in the history of the company. 678 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:25,963 Was? What happened to him? 679 00:34:26,131 --> 00:34:27,798 Retired, years ago. 680 00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:29,967 But I still try and live up to his legend. 681 00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:31,802 In every situation, I ask myself... 682 00:34:31,970 --> 00:34:33,971 "W-W-S-C-B-F-B-B-D? 683 00:34:34,723 --> 00:34:37,308 "What Would Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby Do?" 684 00:34:37,976 --> 00:34:40,853 So that's all you get? Your picture on the wall? 685 00:34:41,021 --> 00:34:42,313 Come here! 686 00:34:43,023 --> 00:34:44,065 I'll get a promotion. 687 00:34:44,232 --> 00:34:46,192 The corner office... 688 00:34:46,359 --> 00:34:48,194 with my own private potty. 689 00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:49,737 Wow. 690 00:34:49,905 --> 00:34:52,323 So when you're done, you're coming back here? 691 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,075 A- S-A-P, T-i-m. 692 00:34:54,242 --> 00:34:56,827 I'm not a family man. I belong behind a desk. 693 00:34:56,995 --> 00:34:58,829 That's awesome! I know, right? 694 00:34:58,914 --> 00:35:00,206 Whoo! 695 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:01,499 - Pew pew. - What? 696 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:05,169 So help me, I will nail his diaper to the wall! 697 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,505 Have we heard anything from that little Boss Baby... 698 00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,173 that we sent down to the Templetons? 699 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:10,883 I don't know. You're fired! 700 00:35:11,051 --> 00:35:11,842 Oh, no. 701 00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:13,177 You're all fired! 702 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,179 The pet convention is in two days. 703 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:16,847 If he doesn't come up with answers... 704 00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:18,599 he is fired, retired! 705 00:35:18,892 --> 00:35:20,518 Gone! Tour's over. 706 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,855 What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about? 707 00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:27,274 She's demanding actual results. 708 00:35:27,442 --> 00:35:30,319 The pet convention is in two days, and I've got nothing! 709 00:35:32,114 --> 00:35:33,364 That's her! Don't answer it! 710 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,245 Ah! Huh? 711 00:35:39,412 --> 00:35:40,746 Ah! 712 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:41,872 Stress nap! 713 00:35:45,127 --> 00:35:47,419 If I don't find out what that new puppy is and fast... 714 00:35:47,587 --> 00:35:49,213 not only will I not get that promotion... 715 00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:50,631 I could get fired! 716 00:35:52,425 --> 00:35:53,384 Hey, relax. 717 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:55,761 I'm sure there's other cool jobs for babies, right? 718 00:35:55,929 --> 00:35:58,055 Meanwhile, two days goes by like that. 719 00:35:58,223 --> 00:35:59,306 You better start packing. 720 00:35:59,474 --> 00:36:00,141 What? 721 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:01,433 Ooh! 722 00:36:01,518 --> 00:36:02,893 You don't get it, Templeton. 723 00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:05,563 If I'm fired, they'll take away my formula. 724 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:07,606 I will turn into a normal baby... 725 00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:09,567 and live here forever with you. 726 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:11,026 No! Yes! 727 00:36:11,194 --> 00:36:12,903 And I promise you this... 728 00:36:12,988 --> 00:36:15,489 Every morning you wake up... 729 00:36:15,657 --> 00:36:18,409 I'll be there. Shh. 730 00:36:19,035 --> 00:36:20,452 Every night, at dinner... 731 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:22,538 I'll be there. 732 00:36:22,706 --> 00:36:24,373 Every birthday party... 733 00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:26,542 I'll be there. 734 00:36:26,710 --> 00:36:28,127 Every Christmas! 735 00:36:28,295 --> 00:36:29,461 I'll be there 736 00:36:29,629 --> 00:36:32,214 Year after year after year. 737 00:36:32,382 --> 00:36:34,216 We will grow old together. 738 00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:39,638 You and I... 739 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,312 ...will be brothers. 740 00:36:47,063 --> 00:36:47,938 Always. 741 00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:50,149 No. No, this is terrible! I know. 742 00:36:50,317 --> 00:36:51,984 This can't be happening. But it is! 743 00:36:52,152 --> 00:36:53,277 You can't stay here! I can't! 744 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,070 Don't panic! But it feels right! 745 00:36:55,238 --> 00:36:57,072 I know, but we have to fix this. 746 00:36:57,782 --> 00:36:59,783 We have to make sure you don't get fired. 747 00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:00,618 We? 748 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:02,286 We. 749 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:03,746 I will help you... 750 00:37:04,915 --> 00:37:06,123 but just to get rid of you. 751 00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:07,499 Deal? 752 00:37:09,419 --> 00:37:10,252 Deal. 753 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,004 Here's to never seeing you again. 754 00:37:12,172 --> 00:37:13,672 Back at ya, baby. 755 00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:18,594 Now let's get to work. 756 00:37:18,762 --> 00:37:20,304 Come on, come on, come on. 757 00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:21,639 Slice! 758 00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:23,182 No, no. 759 00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:26,310 There's nothing here about a new puppy. 760 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:27,811 Aren't you gonna do any work? 761 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:29,313 I'm very busy delegating. 762 00:37:30,190 --> 00:37:32,024 He drains it! 763 00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:34,818 So once we find the file on the new puppy... 764 00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:35,986 what do we do then? 765 00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:37,696 Send in the baby ninjas? 766 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:38,864 Even better. 767 00:37:39,032 --> 00:37:40,824 I'm going to write the perfect memo. 768 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,159 Boom! Boom! 769 00:37:42,327 --> 00:37:44,620 Wait. What's a memo? 770 00:37:44,788 --> 00:37:47,998 A memo is something you write to give people information. 771 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:50,668 That's your plan? You're gonna write a book report? 772 00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,503 That's so boring. 773 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:53,879 No, Templeton. 774 00:37:54,047 --> 00:37:56,674 Memos are for important things. 775 00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:59,218 A memo can bring people together. 776 00:37:59,386 --> 00:38:01,887 A memo can be a call to arms... 777 00:38:02,055 --> 00:38:04,640 a manifesto, a poem. 778 00:38:04,808 --> 00:38:07,518 A memo can change the world. 779 00:38:08,395 --> 00:38:11,313 Wow! When you explain it like that... 780 00:38:11,481 --> 00:38:13,065 it still sounds boring. 781 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:15,067 You'll learn, kid. 782 00:38:15,235 --> 00:38:16,235 You'll learn. 783 00:38:16,653 --> 00:38:18,570 Wait a second. This is it! 784 00:38:18,738 --> 00:38:20,072 What? What is it? 785 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,700 Check this out. Take Your Kid to Work Day. 786 00:38:23,326 --> 00:38:27,371 Ugh! People take children to a place of business? Why? 787 00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:28,914 Because it's awesome! 788 00:38:29,082 --> 00:38:31,041 It's disgusting. 789 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,377 Don't you see? We can get inside Puppy Co... 790 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:35,045 and find out what the new puppy is! 791 00:38:36,589 --> 00:38:38,215 What's the point? 792 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:39,842 You're grounded. 793 00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:42,052 Your parents aren't going to take us anywhere. 794 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:45,556 You're right. They think we hate each other. 795 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,391 Hate is a strong word. 796 00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:49,018 It's the right word, but still. 797 00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:53,063 We have to convince them that we're actual brothers. 798 00:38:53,356 --> 00:38:54,064 Right. 799 00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:55,774 That we... 800 00:38:56,192 --> 00:38:57,192 Loathe? 801 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,360 No. 802 00:38:58,528 --> 00:38:59,361 Like! 803 00:38:59,529 --> 00:39:00,779 No. That we... 804 00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:03,449 La, la, la... 805 00:39:03,616 --> 00:39:04,742 La, la, la... 806 00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:06,201 Le, le, le... 807 00:39:08,121 --> 00:39:09,121 No. 808 00:39:09,289 --> 00:39:11,707 No way. No. You don't mean... 809 00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:13,876 Love each other. 810 00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:18,172 I just threw up a noodle and swallowed it. 811 00:39:18,882 --> 00:39:20,632 - Here comes the choo-choo train! - No. 812 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:21,759 Choo, choo, chugga, chugga. No choo-choo! 813 00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:24,803 Hold the train! No! It looks like it's already been eaten! 814 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:26,430 Who's there? I got a racket! 815 00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:27,890 What's going on in here? 816 00:39:28,058 --> 00:39:30,267 I'm just feeding the baby. 817 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:31,435 Um... 818 00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:32,770 They're watching. 819 00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:35,105 Choo-choo. 820 00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:39,109 Okay. Okay. 821 00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:42,571 Choo-choo on that. 822 00:39:44,074 --> 00:39:46,784 I don't wear nautical. It's not even Friday! 823 00:39:46,951 --> 00:39:48,577 Come on, you're putting this thing on! 824 00:39:48,745 --> 00:39:50,829 You gonna make me? You can't make me, punk. 825 00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:56,085 What have you done to me? Stop! 826 00:39:56,252 --> 00:39:57,628 Get back here! No! 827 00:39:57,754 --> 00:39:59,129 Oh! No way. 828 00:40:00,256 --> 00:40:01,256 Come on! 829 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:03,926 Tim, what are you doing in here? 830 00:40:04,094 --> 00:40:05,010 Oh, no. 831 00:40:05,178 --> 00:40:06,261 Hey, what's all the racket? 832 00:40:07,347 --> 00:40:09,515 Aw! Isn't he adorable? 833 00:40:09,682 --> 00:40:13,644 Oh, I've got one for you, too! Ahoy, matey! 834 00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:14,728 What? 835 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:15,604 Bummer. 836 00:40:15,772 --> 00:40:16,814 Smile! 837 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,526 Smile for the camera. 838 00:40:20,693 --> 00:40:22,444 It makes me feel weak. 839 00:40:22,612 --> 00:40:24,655 Who's ticklish? It doesn't work on me. 840 00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:25,948 Here? I'm dead down there. 841 00:40:26,116 --> 00:40:27,825 Come on, everyone has a tickle spot. 842 00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:32,162 "'I don't think I'll fit,' said Gretel. " 843 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,998 Come here, look at this. Shh! 844 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:37,167 "'I could get in myself. ' 845 00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:38,919 "And then, Hansel and Gretel... 846 00:40:39,087 --> 00:40:41,547 "pushed the wicked old woman into the oven. 847 00:40:41,714 --> 00:40:45,259 "And the godless witch was miserably burnt to death. " 848 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:52,057 Let me get this straight. 849 00:40:52,225 --> 00:40:55,352 The story is about cannibalism and burning people alive. 850 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,270 Yeah. 851 00:40:56,438 --> 00:40:58,522 No wonder kids are so messed up! 852 00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,858 Getting along is exhausting. 853 00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:01,900 Back at ya, Tim. 854 00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:04,069 You should have seen your face in that picture. 855 00:41:04,237 --> 00:41:05,279 You were all... 856 00:41:07,073 --> 00:41:08,699 I'm not used to being tickled. 857 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:10,242 Once at a corporate retreat. 858 00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:11,410 But those things always get weird. 859 00:41:11,578 --> 00:41:13,537 What? You've never been tickled? 860 00:41:13,621 --> 00:41:14,872 What about your parents? 861 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:18,876 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. 862 00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:21,879 You didn't have parents, did you? 863 00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:24,423 Tim, I may look like a baby... 864 00:41:24,966 --> 00:41:26,925 but I was born all grown up. 865 00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,804 I can't even imagine not being a kid. 866 00:41:30,972 --> 00:41:33,223 You missed out on your whole childhood? 867 00:41:35,602 --> 00:41:37,895 You never had someone to love you? 868 00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:43,150 You can't miss what you never had. 869 00:42:08,843 --> 00:42:10,594 Wake up, little halflings! 870 00:42:10,762 --> 00:42:12,513 Hey, Tim. Wake up, buddy. 871 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,431 What? Rise and shine! 872 00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:15,933 Is something wrong? Am I fired? 873 00:42:16,184 --> 00:42:17,935 No, you're late for work. 874 00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:18,936 What? 875 00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:21,188 It's Take Your Kid to Work Day! And you're the kid. 876 00:42:21,356 --> 00:42:23,106 You're officially un-grounded. 877 00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:24,608 - Really? - Really. 878 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:26,443 Can the baby come, too? 879 00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:27,778 I don't see why not. 880 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:30,906 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 881 00:42:30,990 --> 00:42:31,782 Yeah! 882 00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,534 I wish I was that excited for work. 883 00:42:33,701 --> 00:42:35,118 Oh, look, it's my spatula. 884 00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:41,875 Ow! 885 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,805 ♪ Every time I move I lose ♪ 886 00:42:54,889 --> 00:42:56,515 ♪ When I look I'm in ♪ 887 00:42:57,183 --> 00:42:59,226 ♪ And every time I turn around ♪ 888 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:01,895 ♪ I'm back in love again ♪ 889 00:43:02,855 --> 00:43:04,773 ♪ Back in love again ♪ 890 00:43:04,857 --> 00:43:06,149 Yeah, baby. 891 00:43:06,484 --> 00:43:08,026 ♪ Seems like, seems like ♪ 892 00:43:08,152 --> 00:43:10,487 ♪ Back in love ♪ 893 00:43:10,863 --> 00:43:14,491 All right, gentlemen. Welcome to Puppy Co. 894 00:43:26,671 --> 00:43:28,547 Wow! This is awesome! 895 00:43:28,715 --> 00:43:29,548 And Tim, look! 896 00:43:30,383 --> 00:43:32,092 They have a puppy pool and everything! 897 00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:33,510 Isn't that sanitary? 898 00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:36,054 Hey, bud, you wanna get a picture with Puppy Co Pete? 899 00:43:38,099 --> 00:43:39,182 Uh... 900 00:43:40,935 --> 00:43:43,353 No, thanks. It's probably too scary for the baby. 901 00:43:43,521 --> 00:43:44,396 Nice call. 902 00:43:46,899 --> 00:43:49,026 Your dad and I have some work to do. 903 00:43:49,193 --> 00:43:51,528 You wanna come up to the office and hang out with us? 904 00:43:51,696 --> 00:43:53,530 We'll stick your brother in the Puppy Zone... 905 00:43:53,698 --> 00:43:55,532 while we have a little Tim time. 906 00:43:55,950 --> 00:43:56,950 Tim time? 907 00:43:57,118 --> 00:43:58,702 Dad and I know we haven't been able 908 00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,454 to do as much with you as we used to. 909 00:44:00,622 --> 00:44:02,205 So, what do you say? 910 00:44:04,709 --> 00:44:05,709 Mmm. 911 00:44:11,132 --> 00:44:12,090 No, thanks. 912 00:44:12,258 --> 00:44:13,925 I'd rather spend time with the baby. 913 00:44:14,052 --> 00:44:15,052 Huh. 914 00:44:15,303 --> 00:44:16,637 Oh, so cute. Oh, that's so sweet. 915 00:44:19,974 --> 00:44:21,808 Way to keep your eyes on the prize, Templeton. 916 00:44:21,976 --> 00:44:24,603 We find out what the new puppy is, and I go home. 917 00:44:25,438 --> 00:44:27,230 You guys stay in the Puppy Zone, okay? 918 00:44:27,482 --> 00:44:28,899 Okay, bye! 919 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,442 Oh... 920 00:44:43,998 --> 00:44:45,415 Yeah! Yoo-hoo! 921 00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:48,460 Aha! 922 00:44:48,586 --> 00:44:50,796 That's where we'll find the secret file on the new puppy. 923 00:44:50,963 --> 00:44:52,339 We'll never get through that door. 924 00:44:52,507 --> 00:44:53,924 No, not that door. 925 00:44:55,468 --> 00:44:56,593 The doggy door. 926 00:44:57,970 --> 00:44:59,930 But how do we get past the guard? 927 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:03,100 Ah! 928 00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:06,311 No, no, no. No way. 929 00:45:06,479 --> 00:45:07,312 No! 930 00:45:09,607 --> 00:45:12,109 Itchy, plushy, puppy pants! 931 00:45:15,279 --> 00:45:16,780 Aw, what a cute, little pup... 932 00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:17,948 Ow! 933 00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:19,616 Yay! 934 00:45:19,784 --> 00:45:21,493 Kids. Psst! 935 00:45:21,619 --> 00:45:22,953 Get down. 936 00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:28,625 All the way down. 937 00:45:30,378 --> 00:45:33,296 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 938 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:40,470 Arf! 939 00:45:47,645 --> 00:45:48,645 Hey! 940 00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:53,525 Fetch! 941 00:45:55,403 --> 00:45:57,154 What am I doing? 942 00:45:57,822 --> 00:45:59,364 Whoa! Oh, no! 943 00:46:02,034 --> 00:46:03,660 Hmm. 944 00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:13,503 Yes! 945 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:17,966 What a good boy. 946 00:46:18,050 --> 00:46:19,384 No. No biting. 947 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:24,681 Timothy Templeton, office ninja. 948 00:46:24,849 --> 00:46:25,891 Ha! Shh! 949 00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:27,768 Over here. What is it? 950 00:46:27,935 --> 00:46:30,103 Ooh. It's gotta be in here. 951 00:46:30,354 --> 00:46:33,523 It's begging us to go in. 952 00:46:37,612 --> 00:46:38,528 Wow. 953 00:46:38,696 --> 00:46:40,572 That's a lot of paperwork. 954 00:46:40,698 --> 00:46:43,033 Huh. I thought puppies shredded everything. 955 00:46:47,371 --> 00:46:49,080 This is getting creepy. 956 00:46:49,248 --> 00:46:50,791 I've come for your soul. 957 00:46:50,958 --> 00:46:51,875 Cut it out! 958 00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:53,710 Wait! 959 00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:55,587 That's it! 960 00:46:55,755 --> 00:46:56,630 The file! 961 00:46:56,881 --> 00:46:58,131 See! I was right. 962 00:46:58,216 --> 00:46:59,382 Ah! 963 00:46:59,467 --> 00:47:02,302 No. I've seen this before somewhere. 964 00:47:02,470 --> 00:47:04,596 We've gotta find something to replace it with. Ow! 965 00:47:04,722 --> 00:47:06,681 You're right. Like another file. Ow! 966 00:47:06,766 --> 00:47:08,308 Yes! A file with the same weight. Ow! 967 00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:10,685 So it can be placed in the exact same position. Ah! 968 00:47:10,770 --> 00:47:11,770 With the exact same weight. 969 00:47:11,896 --> 00:47:12,896 You already said that. Ah! 970 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:15,816 I know I said it. Ow, hey, you hit me twice. Ow! 971 00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:17,609 Make it a third time. Wait! 972 00:47:17,777 --> 00:47:19,319 I think I've seen one here. 973 00:47:21,614 --> 00:47:23,990 Smead manila, pressboard edges. 974 00:47:24,158 --> 00:47:26,409 About 50 ounces. No, 49. 975 00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:27,494 Try this one. 976 00:47:28,246 --> 00:47:29,079 Wait! 977 00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:34,251 Now it's perfect. 978 00:47:43,094 --> 00:47:44,094 Oof. 979 00:47:46,305 --> 00:47:47,305 Yes! 980 00:47:56,941 --> 00:47:57,941 Uh-oh. Oops. 981 00:48:04,866 --> 00:48:06,449 I feel like we should run. 982 00:48:06,617 --> 00:48:09,327 I know, but it's just so mesmerizing. 983 00:48:10,955 --> 00:48:12,372 I kind of wanna see how it ends. 984 00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:13,456 Yeah, me too. 985 00:48:21,007 --> 00:48:22,632 Well, that didn't end well. 986 00:48:25,553 --> 00:48:26,553 What? 987 00:48:31,809 --> 00:48:32,684 What the...? 988 00:48:36,355 --> 00:48:38,189 Thanks for dropping in, kids. 989 00:48:38,357 --> 00:48:39,733 Francis Francis? 990 00:48:39,901 --> 00:48:42,235 I see you've met my big brother, Eugene. 991 00:48:42,403 --> 00:48:43,987 A man of few words. 992 00:48:44,822 --> 00:48:45,989 None, in fact. 993 00:48:46,157 --> 00:48:48,575 Can you put your head back on, please? 994 00:48:50,244 --> 00:48:51,328 What is all this? 995 00:48:51,495 --> 00:48:53,747 Surprise! 996 00:48:53,915 --> 00:48:56,666 A Baby Corp binky? Where did you get that? 997 00:48:56,876 --> 00:48:59,210 Oh, you don't recognize me? 998 00:48:59,378 --> 00:49:02,213 Perhaps from my youth! 999 00:49:04,175 --> 00:49:08,094 Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby? 1000 00:49:08,262 --> 00:49:09,262 Whoa! 1001 00:49:09,513 --> 00:49:12,349 He is him? And him is you? 1002 00:49:12,516 --> 00:49:15,352 Except older and wrinklier. 1003 00:49:17,897 --> 00:49:19,105 That's not right. 1004 00:49:19,273 --> 00:49:21,274 No. You were my hero! 1005 00:49:21,442 --> 00:49:23,234 How did you end up here? 1006 00:49:24,028 --> 00:49:25,487 You know what I do to little kids 1007 00:49:25,613 --> 00:49:27,072 who ask lots of questions about me? 1008 00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:28,239 Eugene! 1009 00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:29,366 Ah! 1010 00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:36,206 I read them my story. 1011 00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:39,709 And, I baked cookies! 1012 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,420 Eugene, my chair. 1013 00:49:43,798 --> 00:49:47,258 Now, it all started at Baby Corp... 1014 00:49:47,426 --> 00:49:49,803 a long, long time ago. 1015 00:49:49,971 --> 00:49:52,305 I was a hotshot executive... 1016 00:49:52,473 --> 00:49:54,224 headed straight to the top. 1017 00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,643 Everyone loved me. 1018 00:49:56,811 --> 00:49:59,145 They gave me a promotion, the corner office... 1019 00:49:59,313 --> 00:50:00,647 my very own... 1020 00:50:00,815 --> 00:50:02,607 Personal potty? Shing! 1021 00:50:02,817 --> 00:50:04,901 I had it all. 1022 00:50:05,069 --> 00:50:06,069 But then one day... 1023 00:50:06,404 --> 00:50:08,321 I made a terrible discovery. 1024 00:50:08,489 --> 00:50:10,782 I was getting old. 1025 00:50:10,950 --> 00:50:12,659 The formula wasn't working anymore. 1026 00:50:12,827 --> 00:50:16,079 It turns out I was lactose intolerant. 1027 00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:17,414 - No! - Yes! 1028 00:50:17,581 --> 00:50:20,500 I got called in to see the board of directors. 1029 00:50:20,668 --> 00:50:22,085 Who are the boring directors? 1030 00:50:22,253 --> 00:50:24,671 The biggest baby bosses of them all. 1031 00:50:24,839 --> 00:50:26,589 I thought they loved me. 1032 00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:29,342 But they replaced me with someone new. 1033 00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:31,594 Someone younger. 1034 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:33,013 That's horrible. 1035 00:50:33,180 --> 00:50:35,932 All of a sudden, she got all the love... 1036 00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:37,767 all the attention. 1037 00:50:37,935 --> 00:50:40,770 You know how that feels, don't you, Tim? 1038 00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:42,772 It hurts, doesn't it? 1039 00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:45,984 Yeah. It does. 1040 00:50:48,696 --> 00:50:50,196 And then what happened? 1041 00:50:50,531 --> 00:50:51,865 Well... 1042 00:50:52,283 --> 00:50:53,616 They fired me! 1043 00:50:54,201 --> 00:50:56,870 And took away my special formula. 1044 00:50:57,038 --> 00:51:00,331 Then they sent me down to live with a... 1045 00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:02,292 - family! - Oh, Francis, no! 1046 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:04,127 Baby Corp betrayed me! 1047 00:51:04,295 --> 00:51:07,380 And I'm finally going to get revenge... 1048 00:51:08,674 --> 00:51:10,884 ...with the Forever Puppy. 1049 00:51:11,052 --> 00:51:12,218 Huh? That's it? 1050 00:51:12,386 --> 00:51:13,344 No, no. 1051 00:51:13,512 --> 00:51:15,680 Imagine a puppy that never grows up. 1052 00:51:15,848 --> 00:51:19,559 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 1053 00:51:19,727 --> 00:51:21,394 Once I launch my Forever Puppies 1054 00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:23,146 to every corner of the world... 1055 00:51:23,355 --> 00:51:24,814 they'll be so adorable... 1056 00:51:24,982 --> 00:51:26,316 How cute! 1057 00:51:26,484 --> 00:51:31,196 ...no one will ever want a baby ever, ever again. 1058 00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:34,115 The end of Baby Corp! 1059 00:51:38,204 --> 00:51:39,370 Oh, please. 1060 00:51:39,538 --> 00:51:42,332 A puppy that never grows up? That's impossible! 1061 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:43,917 Isn't it? 1062 00:51:44,001 --> 00:51:48,797 Oh, it was, until you brought me the key ingredient. 1063 00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,718 My secret formula. 1064 00:51:53,886 --> 00:51:55,678 It's mine! It's mine! 1065 00:51:55,846 --> 00:51:57,680 It's all mine. 1066 00:51:57,848 --> 00:51:58,515 No! 1067 00:51:58,682 --> 00:52:02,393 You brought me the very thing I needed to destroy Baby Corp. 1068 00:52:02,561 --> 00:52:03,895 No! Yes! 1069 00:52:04,063 --> 00:52:06,064 You walked right into my trap! 1070 00:52:06,232 --> 00:52:08,066 You'll never get away with this! Yeah, not if we... 1071 00:52:08,234 --> 00:52:09,692 What? Tell? 1072 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:12,070 Who are you gonna tell, Tim? Your parents? 1073 00:52:12,238 --> 00:52:13,238 Where are the boys? 1074 00:52:13,405 --> 00:52:15,073 I told them to stay in the Puppy Zone. 1075 00:52:15,241 --> 00:52:17,367 I'm taking them both with me to Las Vegas. 1076 00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:19,536 So stay out of my way. 1077 00:52:19,703 --> 00:52:23,248 I'd hate for them to get terminated. 1078 00:52:23,582 --> 00:52:25,250 Ha! They'd never leave us alone. 1079 00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:26,459 Oh, really? 1080 00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:30,880 Wait until they meet Puppy Co's certified... 1081 00:52:31,048 --> 00:52:34,092 in-house childcare expert. 1082 00:52:35,761 --> 00:52:36,761 Hoo-hoo-hoo. 1083 00:52:37,930 --> 00:52:39,305 Oh, no. 1084 00:52:42,393 --> 00:52:44,561 - Don't be nervous, buddy. - It's only overnight. 1085 00:52:44,728 --> 00:52:46,062 We'll be back before you know it. 1086 00:52:46,230 --> 00:52:48,314 Besides, you boys are in great hands. 1087 00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,111 That's right! 1088 00:52:53,279 --> 00:52:56,781 Eugenia is practically perfect in every way. 1089 00:52:56,949 --> 00:52:57,740 No. 1090 00:52:57,908 --> 00:52:59,284 Please don't go with him. 1091 00:52:59,410 --> 00:53:00,743 Francis Francis is trying to... 1092 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:02,078 Oh, believe me... 1093 00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:04,914 Eugenia won't take her eyes off your children. 1094 00:53:05,082 --> 00:53:07,125 Not for one second. 1095 00:53:07,293 --> 00:53:09,002 That's very reassuring. 1096 00:53:09,503 --> 00:53:11,421 Now you see them. 1097 00:53:12,006 --> 00:53:14,174 And now, you don't. 1098 00:53:16,427 --> 00:53:18,094 Too-da-loo! Hoo-hoo-hoo. 1099 00:53:19,847 --> 00:53:21,097 To the airport! 1100 00:53:33,777 --> 00:53:35,862 It's over. I'm through. 1101 00:53:36,030 --> 00:53:38,198 What do we do, Templeton? What do we do? 1102 00:53:38,365 --> 00:53:40,742 We have to get to the airport and stop Francis Francis... 1103 00:53:40,910 --> 00:53:42,327 before the plane takes off! 1104 00:53:42,494 --> 00:53:45,288 Yes! But how do we get past Scary Poppins down there? 1105 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:47,332 Okay. There must be something we can do. 1106 00:53:47,708 --> 00:53:48,708 Uh... 1107 00:53:55,299 --> 00:53:56,674 Hey, it's not that bad. 1108 00:53:59,345 --> 00:54:00,261 Are you okay? 1109 00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:04,724 What's the matter with you? 1110 00:54:06,852 --> 00:54:08,978 Ah! Don't look at me! 1111 00:54:09,647 --> 00:54:10,855 Oh, no! 1112 00:54:11,232 --> 00:54:13,149 Without that formula, I turn into a normal baby. 1113 00:54:13,317 --> 00:54:15,944 You know, goo-goo, ga-ga. The whole bit! 1114 00:54:16,111 --> 00:54:17,111 Oh, no! 1115 00:54:17,238 --> 00:54:19,280 Ah! Gross! 1116 00:54:19,406 --> 00:54:20,531 Blegh! Ew, ew! 1117 00:54:20,616 --> 00:54:21,616 Ow! 1118 00:54:21,867 --> 00:54:24,285 I'm a ticking baby time bomb! 1119 00:54:24,453 --> 00:54:28,915 I'm going to turn into a puking, pooping, helpless baby! 1120 00:54:29,208 --> 00:54:32,043 Wait a second. That gives me an idea. 1121 00:54:32,211 --> 00:54:33,336 What? What is it? 1122 00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:35,546 I've been through a lot of babysitters... 1123 00:54:35,714 --> 00:54:37,882 and they all fear one thing. 1124 00:54:48,769 --> 00:54:51,980 Now, ladies, the secret to deep fried butter... 1125 00:54:52,147 --> 00:54:54,691 is a healthy dab of margarine. 1126 00:54:54,775 --> 00:54:55,775 Mmm. 1127 00:54:56,151 --> 00:54:57,819 Hey, Mr. Lady Man! 1128 00:54:58,737 --> 00:55:00,530 The baby. I think he's sick! 1129 00:55:03,075 --> 00:55:04,701 You gotta do something! 1130 00:55:06,245 --> 00:55:08,955 Oh, the horror! 1131 00:55:15,879 --> 00:55:17,964 Templeton! Delicious! 1132 00:55:21,302 --> 00:55:22,719 Gross! It got in your mouth! 1133 00:55:23,512 --> 00:55:25,388 It got in my mouth, too! 1134 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,475 I think I'm gonna be sick! 1135 00:55:33,856 --> 00:55:34,689 Swirly! 1136 00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,779 There's only an hour before the plane takes off. 1137 00:55:41,947 --> 00:55:43,364 Whoa, whoa, who. Let's take the bike. 1138 00:55:43,532 --> 00:55:44,741 Uh, the bike? 1139 00:55:45,409 --> 00:55:46,701 I don't know. 1140 00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:48,202 Ah! 1141 00:55:48,287 --> 00:55:49,037 Let's move! 1142 00:55:49,204 --> 00:55:50,246 Okay, but wait right here! What? 1143 00:55:50,414 --> 00:55:51,831 Where are you going? Templeton! 1144 00:55:51,999 --> 00:55:53,374 Always wear a helmet. 1145 00:55:55,669 --> 00:55:57,378 Too-da-loo, toilet head! 1146 00:56:00,007 --> 00:56:01,591 Ha! You'll never catch us! 1147 00:56:18,650 --> 00:56:19,525 Staci! 1148 00:56:19,693 --> 00:56:20,902 Staci, come in! 1149 00:56:21,070 --> 00:56:23,071 Oh, Staci! 1150 00:56:23,238 --> 00:56:24,947 Is that you, boss? Code red! 1151 00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:26,282 I'm being chased by a killer babysitter! 1152 00:56:26,408 --> 00:56:27,367 Gather the team! 1153 00:56:27,451 --> 00:56:28,493 On it, boss. 1154 00:56:29,078 --> 00:56:29,869 Hello! Hello! 1155 00:56:30,037 --> 00:56:31,245 Hello! Code red. 1156 00:56:31,413 --> 00:56:32,038 Got it! 1157 00:56:32,206 --> 00:56:34,248 ♪ Everybody loves babies ♪ 1158 00:56:34,333 --> 00:56:35,458 ♪ Everybody loves babies ♪ 1159 00:56:35,542 --> 00:56:36,834 We got a code red. Repeat... 1160 00:56:37,002 --> 00:56:38,169 We got a code red! 1161 00:56:40,923 --> 00:56:42,507 What are you doing, Templeton? Go, go! 1162 00:56:42,674 --> 00:56:43,800 But that's jaywalking! 1163 00:56:43,967 --> 00:56:44,967 Here, I'll pay your ticket. 1164 00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:46,135 Go! 1165 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:52,600 Ha-ha! 1166 00:56:54,061 --> 00:56:55,228 I think we lost him! 1167 00:56:56,855 --> 00:56:58,481 Oh, no, we didn't! 1168 00:57:05,614 --> 00:57:06,948 Flower power! 1169 00:57:09,201 --> 00:57:10,201 Huh? 1170 00:57:12,621 --> 00:57:13,955 Mmm! Mmm! 1171 00:57:19,128 --> 00:57:20,545 Pow, pow, pow! 1172 00:57:20,712 --> 00:57:21,921 Pow, pow, pow! 1173 00:57:22,047 --> 00:57:23,339 Ha-ha! That's my boy! 1174 00:57:25,134 --> 00:57:26,384 Poppy! 1175 00:57:36,478 --> 00:57:37,687 Run, run, run. 1176 00:57:40,315 --> 00:57:41,315 Ha. Huh? 1177 00:57:46,447 --> 00:57:47,280 Uh-oh. 1178 00:57:47,448 --> 00:57:48,906 Run, run, run. 1179 00:57:56,206 --> 00:57:57,123 Hmm? 1180 00:58:09,553 --> 00:58:11,137 Tim, you've gotta go faster! 1181 00:58:11,305 --> 00:58:12,638 I can't do it! 1182 00:58:12,806 --> 00:58:14,056 You can. 1183 00:58:14,224 --> 00:58:16,309 You've got it in you, Templeton. Now, eyes ahead. 1184 00:58:16,477 --> 00:58:17,685 I said eyes ahead, son! 1185 00:58:17,853 --> 00:58:20,021 Buttocks up! Now pedal like you mean it! 1186 00:58:20,189 --> 00:58:23,232 Either you run the day, or the day runs you. 1187 00:58:24,902 --> 00:58:25,693 Good! 1188 00:58:26,528 --> 00:58:27,612 Uh-oh! 1189 00:58:27,779 --> 00:58:30,114 My training wheels! I can't ride without training wheels! 1190 00:58:30,282 --> 00:58:33,367 Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right! 1191 00:58:33,535 --> 00:58:34,702 What are you talking about? 1192 00:58:34,870 --> 00:58:37,413 The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton... 1193 00:58:37,581 --> 00:58:39,081 but rather a wild ride... 1194 00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:40,208 like a ship at sea. 1195 00:58:40,375 --> 00:58:41,709 And you're a sea captain... 1196 00:58:41,877 --> 00:58:43,586 taming a turbulent ocean! 1197 00:58:46,006 --> 00:58:48,257 I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean! 1198 00:58:51,178 --> 00:58:52,220 Ah! 1199 00:58:52,304 --> 00:58:53,054 Good! 1200 00:58:53,222 --> 00:58:54,889 Tree! I'm gonna hit it! 1201 00:58:55,057 --> 00:58:57,016 Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed. 1202 00:58:57,184 --> 00:58:58,601 What? Aim away from failure! 1203 00:59:01,188 --> 00:59:02,772 I'm doing it. I'm doing it! 1204 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:04,857 Once success is a habit... 1205 00:59:05,025 --> 00:59:06,359 then it's all downhill. 1206 00:59:07,194 --> 00:59:08,152 Look! 1207 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,695 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1208 00:59:12,157 --> 00:59:13,157 Train! Choo-choo! 1209 00:59:15,077 --> 00:59:15,910 Stop! 1210 00:59:16,828 --> 00:59:18,329 What are you doing? 1211 00:59:20,624 --> 00:59:21,624 We're gonna make it. 1212 00:59:21,708 --> 00:59:22,583 But I don't have a quote for this! 1213 00:59:25,629 --> 00:59:26,629 Wow! 1214 00:59:33,345 --> 00:59:34,554 Huh? 1215 00:59:37,641 --> 00:59:38,683 You did it! 1216 00:59:38,850 --> 00:59:40,810 No! We did it. 1217 00:59:41,270 --> 00:59:43,479 And all without your training wheels. 1218 00:59:50,362 --> 00:59:51,362 Coming through! 1219 00:59:51,530 --> 00:59:52,697 Baby on board! 1220 00:59:52,864 --> 00:59:53,990 Hang on to your diaper! 1221 00:59:55,450 --> 00:59:56,784 Duck and cover! Whoa! 1222 00:59:57,828 --> 00:59:59,579 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it, buddy! 1223 00:59:59,746 --> 01:00:01,330 I'm gonna need a strip search on two. 1224 01:00:06,128 --> 01:00:07,962 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1225 01:00:08,130 --> 01:00:09,213 Hey, not so fast! 1226 01:00:10,424 --> 01:00:11,424 Oh, no. 1227 01:00:13,135 --> 01:00:14,552 Ah, Templeton! 1228 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,137 Hey! Sorry! 1229 01:00:19,433 --> 01:00:20,558 Hey, where'd you go? 1230 01:00:21,810 --> 01:00:22,643 Oh, no! 1231 01:00:22,811 --> 01:00:23,936 Not again! 1232 01:00:24,104 --> 01:00:25,271 Not now! 1233 01:00:26,773 --> 01:00:27,815 What the...? 1234 01:00:28,358 --> 01:00:29,358 Ah! 1235 01:00:31,486 --> 01:00:32,320 No, no, no! 1236 01:00:32,487 --> 01:00:33,613 Come on! 1237 01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:35,615 I think I ate $1.75. 1238 01:00:35,782 --> 01:00:38,993 Excuse me, coming through! Mom, Dad! 1239 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:40,911 Hurry now! Move! 1240 01:00:41,079 --> 01:00:42,079 We don't wanna miss our flight! 1241 01:00:42,247 --> 01:00:43,873 No! I warned you! 1242 01:00:44,708 --> 01:00:45,708 Wait! 1243 01:00:47,169 --> 01:00:48,461 No! No. 1244 01:00:48,629 --> 01:00:50,421 Mom, Dad! Stop! 1245 01:00:52,382 --> 01:00:53,174 No! 1246 01:00:54,176 --> 01:00:56,135 No, no, no. 1247 01:01:00,349 --> 01:01:01,932 They're gone. 1248 01:01:03,602 --> 01:01:04,644 I failed. 1249 01:01:06,146 --> 01:01:07,521 I would've gotten to my parents 1250 01:01:07,648 --> 01:01:09,023 if I didn't have to go back for you! 1251 01:01:09,191 --> 01:01:11,567 What? We would have been here in plenty of time... 1252 01:01:11,735 --> 01:01:13,653 if you knew how to ride a bike like a normal kid! 1253 01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:15,946 We're never going to stop the launch on time. 1254 01:01:16,114 --> 01:01:18,199 Who cares? My parents are in danger. 1255 01:01:18,367 --> 01:01:20,993 I care! Baby Corp is going to go out of business. 1256 01:01:21,161 --> 01:01:22,995 Ugh! That's all you ever talk about. 1257 01:01:23,163 --> 01:01:25,623 You don't even know what it's like to be part of a family. 1258 01:01:25,791 --> 01:01:27,667 And you don't know what it's like to have a job! 1259 01:01:27,834 --> 01:01:30,002 You don't know anything about hugs, 1260 01:01:30,128 --> 01:01:32,296 or bedtime stories, or special songs! 1261 01:01:32,464 --> 01:01:34,924 Oh, please! Stop acting like a baby. 1262 01:01:35,092 --> 01:01:36,050 You're a baby! 1263 01:01:36,343 --> 01:01:37,843 You take that back. 1264 01:01:38,011 --> 01:01:40,096 My life was perfect until you showed up! 1265 01:01:40,263 --> 01:01:42,348 Oh, believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual. 1266 01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:43,432 I wish I'd never met you! 1267 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,059 I wish you'd never been born! 1268 01:01:56,196 --> 01:01:57,530 Where are you going? 1269 01:02:00,033 --> 01:02:01,033 Fine! 1270 01:02:09,334 --> 01:02:12,837 ♪ Blackbird singing in the dead of night ♪ 1271 01:02:13,839 --> 01:02:17,842 ♪ Take these broken wings and learn to fly ♪ 1272 01:02:19,010 --> 01:02:21,220 ♪ All your life ♪ 1273 01:02:22,931 --> 01:02:27,935 ♪ You were only waiting For this moment to arise ♪ 1274 01:02:31,273 --> 01:02:32,773 Would Timothy Templeton 1275 01:02:32,858 --> 01:02:34,608 please pick up the white courtesy phone? 1276 01:02:34,776 --> 01:02:36,944 Timothy Leslie Templeton, 1277 01:02:37,028 --> 01:02:39,238 please pick up the white courtesy phone. 1278 01:02:39,322 --> 01:02:41,073 Leslie. 1279 01:02:42,784 --> 01:02:43,617 Hello? 1280 01:02:43,785 --> 01:02:45,995 It's me. Don't hang up, Tim! 1281 01:02:47,956 --> 01:02:51,542 Tim, I wasn't born. I was hired. 1282 01:02:51,710 --> 01:02:52,960 What do you mean? 1283 01:02:53,128 --> 01:02:55,671 Baby Corp is the only home I've ever known. 1284 01:02:57,257 --> 01:02:59,675 So you're right. I don't know what it's like... 1285 01:02:59,843 --> 01:03:01,135 to be part of a family. 1286 01:03:03,597 --> 01:03:04,930 But I do care. 1287 01:03:05,098 --> 01:03:06,140 You do? 1288 01:03:06,308 --> 01:03:07,516 Yeah. 1289 01:03:07,684 --> 01:03:11,604 And the only way to save both is to stop Francis Francis. 1290 01:03:11,772 --> 01:03:12,605 Yeah. 1291 01:03:12,773 --> 01:03:14,607 I can't do this without you, Tim. 1292 01:03:15,692 --> 01:03:17,109 I need you. 1293 01:03:17,277 --> 01:03:18,903 I guess we do make a pretty good team. 1294 01:03:18,987 --> 01:03:19,987 No. 1295 01:03:20,405 --> 01:03:23,449 Literally, I can't reach the door knobs. 1296 01:03:23,617 --> 01:03:24,825 Oh, right. 1297 01:03:25,577 --> 01:03:26,952 Don't worry, Tim. 1298 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:28,788 We're gonna save your parents. 1299 01:03:29,623 --> 01:03:31,207 And your company. 1300 01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:33,751 But how do we get to Vegas now? 1301 01:03:33,919 --> 01:03:36,003 We're gonna need a miracle. 1302 01:03:36,463 --> 01:03:37,296 Ah! 1303 01:03:46,348 --> 01:03:47,598 Follow that Elvis! 1304 01:03:47,766 --> 01:03:48,766 Why? 1305 01:03:49,267 --> 01:03:50,976 Where there's Elvis, there's Vegas! 1306 01:03:51,144 --> 01:03:53,062 There's another one! Hey! Ha! 1307 01:03:53,313 --> 01:03:54,396 And another one! Mmm-hmm. 1308 01:03:54,981 --> 01:03:56,232 Elvises everywhere! 1309 01:03:57,734 --> 01:03:59,652 Tim, there's our flight! 1310 01:04:00,028 --> 01:04:01,320 And there goes our ticket! 1311 01:04:08,411 --> 01:04:09,703 Hey! Don't be cruel! 1312 01:04:09,871 --> 01:04:11,080 Sorry! 1313 01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:13,040 Well, thank you! Oh, baby! 1314 01:04:13,208 --> 01:04:14,458 Well, thank you very much. 1315 01:04:14,626 --> 01:04:16,085 Hello. 1316 01:04:16,169 --> 01:04:17,920 Hi. 1317 01:04:18,088 --> 01:04:19,839 Ticket please. 1318 01:04:19,923 --> 01:04:21,257 One moment. 1319 01:04:23,510 --> 01:04:24,593 It's been stolen! 1320 01:04:24,803 --> 01:04:27,054 Impersonating an Elvis impersonator? 1321 01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:27,763 Get him! 1322 01:04:27,806 --> 01:04:28,848 Humina, humina, humina. 1323 01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:30,933 Stop! 1324 01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:33,269 The ghost of Elvis! 1325 01:04:33,395 --> 01:04:35,563 Excuse me! Pardon me! Don't step on my blue suede shoes! 1326 01:04:35,730 --> 01:04:36,814 We gotta find seats! 1327 01:04:36,982 --> 01:04:38,107 Come on, this way! 1328 01:04:47,325 --> 01:04:48,576 What is this place? 1329 01:04:48,743 --> 01:04:51,996 This, Templeton, is first class. 1330 01:04:52,163 --> 01:04:53,247 Why is it empty? 1331 01:04:53,415 --> 01:04:54,748 No one can afford it. 1332 01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:58,043 That's what makes it so wonderful. 1333 01:04:58,753 --> 01:05:00,629 Hello! This is Captain Ross. 1334 01:05:00,797 --> 01:05:02,798 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 1335 01:05:02,966 --> 01:05:05,885 please fasten your seat belts. We're about to take off. 1336 01:05:07,012 --> 01:05:08,512 What's the matter, Templeton? 1337 01:05:09,264 --> 01:05:13,309 My parents always hold my hand during takeoff. 1338 01:05:20,942 --> 01:05:23,569 Boy, the stocks are crazy today. 1339 01:05:32,245 --> 01:05:34,079 Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Ross again. 1340 01:05:34,247 --> 01:05:36,165 As you can see, I've switched off the seat belt sign. 1341 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,250 What are you two boys doing up here? 1342 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:41,503 Oh, uh, we're Captain Ross's kids. 1343 01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:42,963 He told us to sit here. 1344 01:05:43,590 --> 01:05:46,383 Oh, well, can I get you special guys anything? 1345 01:05:46,551 --> 01:05:47,551 Anything? 1346 01:05:47,719 --> 01:05:49,053 Anything. 1347 01:05:50,972 --> 01:05:52,932 Aye! All right, Francis Francis. 1348 01:05:53,099 --> 01:05:55,726 This will teach you to kidnap the parents of One-Eyed Tim. 1349 01:05:57,020 --> 01:05:59,104 Oh, please. If only it were that easy. 1350 01:05:59,272 --> 01:06:00,522 What's your plan? 1351 01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:02,232 You're not gonna write a memo, are you? 1352 01:06:02,692 --> 01:06:04,401 Uh, no. 1353 01:06:04,861 --> 01:06:07,071 Come on. You said you never really had a childhood, right? 1354 01:06:07,238 --> 01:06:08,322 Why don't you give it a try? 1355 01:06:08,490 --> 01:06:09,865 No, I can't. It's fun! 1356 01:06:10,033 --> 01:06:11,742 Here, let's get you into character. 1357 01:06:11,910 --> 01:06:13,327 I don't know. I feel silly! 1358 01:06:13,495 --> 01:06:15,287 Go on! Say something mean to him. 1359 01:06:15,455 --> 01:06:16,747 All right, all right, all right. 1360 01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:22,169 So, you went to a community college, is it? 1361 01:06:22,337 --> 01:06:23,170 I don't know. 1362 01:06:23,338 --> 01:06:24,171 Keep going! 1363 01:06:24,339 --> 01:06:27,967 And you have the guts to ask me for a bonus, now? 1364 01:06:28,259 --> 01:06:29,510 Ha! See! 1365 01:06:29,678 --> 01:06:31,095 Now you're getting into it. 1366 01:06:31,262 --> 01:06:32,221 Huh? 1367 01:06:33,223 --> 01:06:35,224 Well, blow me down. 1368 01:06:35,392 --> 01:06:37,518 Your exit interview is over! 1369 01:06:39,104 --> 01:06:40,479 Hey, that was pretty good. Ha! 1370 01:06:40,563 --> 01:06:41,563 Who was that guy anyway? 1371 01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:43,315 The captain! What? 1372 01:06:45,318 --> 01:06:46,777 En garde! Ha-ha! Whoa! 1373 01:06:52,117 --> 01:06:53,909 Ha! 1374 01:06:53,994 --> 01:06:54,994 Heave! 1375 01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:56,620 Ho! 1376 01:06:56,955 --> 01:06:57,955 Oh. 1377 01:06:59,624 --> 01:07:00,666 Thar she blows! 1378 01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:08,590 Watch your stern! 1379 01:07:09,426 --> 01:07:10,259 Aye! 1380 01:07:10,343 --> 01:07:11,969 Dodge, parry, and thrust! 1381 01:07:12,137 --> 01:07:13,512 Sounds like a heck of a law firm! 1382 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,639 Nice try! Heads up! 1383 01:07:16,182 --> 01:07:17,725 You're fired! 1384 01:07:17,892 --> 01:07:20,394 And here's your severance package. Ha! 1385 01:07:20,562 --> 01:07:23,063 Wait. You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1386 01:07:23,231 --> 01:07:24,064 You're not? 1387 01:07:24,774 --> 01:07:26,775 You're supposed to end with "Argh!" 1388 01:07:26,943 --> 01:07:28,318 Got it! Argh! 1389 01:07:30,155 --> 01:07:31,488 Hey, that's great! 1390 01:07:31,656 --> 01:07:33,449 Thanks! I just went with the flow. 1391 01:07:33,616 --> 01:07:34,616 Ladies and gentlemen, 1392 01:07:34,701 --> 01:07:35,701 and those in coach... 1393 01:07:35,869 --> 01:07:37,244 on the left side of the plane... 1394 01:07:37,412 --> 01:07:40,914 you can see we're approaching fabulous Las Vegas. 1395 01:07:45,754 --> 01:07:46,879 Land ho! 1396 01:07:47,047 --> 01:07:48,422 Ahoy, matey. 1397 01:07:57,265 --> 01:07:58,515 Bye, Dad! Thanks for the lift! 1398 01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:00,142 Okay. What? Let's move. 1399 01:08:00,310 --> 01:08:01,393 Going to the Heartbreak Hotel? 1400 01:08:01,478 --> 01:08:02,352 I'm going to the Heartbreak Hotel. 1401 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:03,395 Me, too! Me, too! 1402 01:08:03,563 --> 01:08:04,396 Me, too! 1403 01:08:08,860 --> 01:08:10,569 We've gotta get to the convention center. 1404 01:08:10,737 --> 01:08:12,029 Should we get a taxi? 1405 01:08:12,197 --> 01:08:15,407 Darn! I spent all my per diem. That's more our speed. 1406 01:08:17,994 --> 01:08:19,745 Right. 1407 01:08:21,039 --> 01:08:22,873 Excuse me, ladies. 1408 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:24,792 Can we get a ride home? 1409 01:08:24,959 --> 01:08:28,462 Jimmy's been sick, and he needs his expensive medicine. 1410 01:08:28,546 --> 01:08:30,672 Aw... 1411 01:08:30,757 --> 01:08:32,257 Where do you live, sweetie? 1412 01:08:32,425 --> 01:08:34,927 The convention center. 1413 01:08:39,891 --> 01:08:41,433 Bye, sweetie! 1414 01:08:41,601 --> 01:08:42,976 Have a fun lady party! 1415 01:08:43,144 --> 01:08:44,603 Chicks dig babies. 1416 01:08:45,438 --> 01:08:48,273 The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea. 1417 01:08:48,733 --> 01:08:49,775 Whoa! 1418 01:08:49,859 --> 01:08:52,986 Oh, no! How are we gonna find my parents in here? 1419 01:08:53,154 --> 01:08:53,946 Tim! 1420 01:08:54,114 --> 01:08:55,114 Over there. 1421 01:08:55,448 --> 01:08:56,824 Okay, now where's Puppy Co? 1422 01:08:56,991 --> 01:08:58,575 Puppy Co, Puppy Co, Puppy Co... 1423 01:08:58,660 --> 01:09:00,702 Aha! Here it is. Found it! 1424 01:09:00,787 --> 01:09:01,787 Hmm. 1425 01:09:02,247 --> 01:09:04,248 Ah! Aha! 1426 01:09:04,332 --> 01:09:05,624 But how did you...? 1427 01:09:06,167 --> 01:09:08,043 Hey! Where'd you go? 1428 01:09:12,966 --> 01:09:13,966 Not again! 1429 01:09:15,426 --> 01:09:17,219 Come on! I need you! 1430 01:09:18,096 --> 01:09:19,304 I'm back! I'm back. 1431 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:21,849 What's going on? 1432 01:09:22,016 --> 01:09:23,016 That's right. 1433 01:09:23,184 --> 01:09:27,104 We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. 1434 01:09:27,272 --> 01:09:28,939 In every country! 1435 01:09:29,107 --> 01:09:31,275 We're going to take over the world, 1436 01:09:31,359 --> 01:09:33,777 one heart at a time. 1437 01:09:36,656 --> 01:09:38,740 Tim, there they are! Mom, Dad! 1438 01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:41,034 Imagine a puppy that never grows up... 1439 01:09:41,202 --> 01:09:43,162 never gets old. 1440 01:09:43,830 --> 01:09:48,000 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 1441 01:09:48,668 --> 01:09:52,421 I give you the only thing you'll ever love... 1442 01:09:52,589 --> 01:09:55,007 the Forever Puppy! 1443 01:09:59,512 --> 01:10:01,054 Mommy? 1444 01:10:03,349 --> 01:10:05,100 Aw... Avert your eyes, Templeton! 1445 01:10:05,185 --> 01:10:06,185 Aw... 1446 01:10:07,896 --> 01:10:09,354 Hey! What are you doing here? 1447 01:10:10,607 --> 01:10:11,440 Mom, Dad! 1448 01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:12,900 What are they doing here? 1449 01:10:13,067 --> 01:10:14,776 What are Tim and the baby doing here? 1450 01:10:14,944 --> 01:10:17,237 What are any of us doing here, really? 1451 01:10:17,405 --> 01:10:19,198 What is going on here? 1452 01:10:19,699 --> 01:10:20,616 He's got my parents! 1453 01:10:20,783 --> 01:10:22,618 We're really here to get them. 1454 01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:23,535 Get them! 1455 01:10:23,703 --> 01:10:25,996 Get the Forever Puppy! 1456 01:10:27,248 --> 01:10:28,540 We've got to get backstage. 1457 01:10:31,127 --> 01:10:32,628 In there! 1458 01:10:33,004 --> 01:10:34,004 Argh! 1459 01:10:34,088 --> 01:10:35,297 Ah! Run! 1460 01:10:39,260 --> 01:10:40,677 Go, go, go! 1461 01:10:42,972 --> 01:10:45,515 Left, right! Left, right! Left, right! 1462 01:10:49,604 --> 01:10:50,604 Yes! 1463 01:10:53,441 --> 01:10:54,650 Whoa! 1464 01:10:54,734 --> 01:10:56,818 Fart. Poop. Doodie. 1465 01:10:57,737 --> 01:11:00,072 Look at all that formula. 1466 01:11:06,079 --> 01:11:07,955 Now that's how you launch a product. 1467 01:11:08,122 --> 01:11:08,830 Oh, no! 1468 01:11:09,832 --> 01:11:11,083 He's putting them under the rocket! 1469 01:11:13,419 --> 01:11:14,419 Whoa! 1470 01:11:23,513 --> 01:11:25,514 Elvis has left the building! 1471 01:11:28,643 --> 01:11:29,685 Woo-hoo! 1472 01:11:30,061 --> 01:11:31,561 Mom, Dad... 1473 01:11:31,729 --> 01:11:32,646 I'm coming! 1474 01:11:32,814 --> 01:11:34,898 Atta boy! Go, Tim! Go! 1475 01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:35,941 Go! Go! 1476 01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:37,025 Argh! 1477 01:11:37,235 --> 01:11:38,235 Ah! 1478 01:11:38,987 --> 01:11:40,153 Launch initiated. 1479 01:11:40,321 --> 01:11:42,281 I'm launching my Forever Puppies, 1480 01:11:42,407 --> 01:11:44,408 and there's nothing you can do about it! 1481 01:11:44,742 --> 01:11:45,742 No! 1482 01:11:46,911 --> 01:11:49,454 Baby Corp stole all the love from me... 1483 01:11:49,622 --> 01:11:51,790 and now I'm going to take it back from them. 1484 01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:53,542 You should understand what I'm talking about. 1485 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:56,962 You got replaced just like me! 1486 01:11:57,130 --> 01:11:58,672 No! I'm nothing like you! 1487 01:11:58,840 --> 01:11:59,840 Bratty kid! 1488 01:12:00,008 --> 01:12:02,592 Let our parents go! His parents. The parents. 1489 01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:03,677 Yeah! 1490 01:12:03,845 --> 01:12:06,179 You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! 1491 01:12:06,347 --> 01:12:07,222 But no! 1492 01:12:07,390 --> 01:12:08,307 You blew it! 1493 01:12:08,683 --> 01:12:10,767 You let that baby boss you around. 1494 01:12:10,935 --> 01:12:11,977 He doesn't work for me. 1495 01:12:12,145 --> 01:12:13,562 We're partners! Ha! 1496 01:12:14,814 --> 01:12:16,273 I'm not ticklish. 1497 01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:18,150 Hey! Where's the baby? 1498 01:12:18,318 --> 01:12:19,735 Everyone has a tickle spot! 1499 01:12:19,902 --> 01:12:20,652 My ears! 1500 01:12:20,820 --> 01:12:22,154 Stop it! 1501 01:12:23,156 --> 01:12:24,990 Grr! Little brats! 1502 01:12:30,663 --> 01:12:33,248 Nothing is going to get in the way 1503 01:12:33,333 --> 01:12:35,000 of my vengeance. 1504 01:12:35,168 --> 01:12:36,960 Not you, not anybody! 1505 01:12:37,128 --> 01:12:38,628 Baby Corp is through. 1506 01:12:38,796 --> 01:12:40,255 I win! Ha! 1507 01:12:40,423 --> 01:12:41,298 Wrong! 1508 01:12:42,300 --> 01:12:44,176 You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1509 01:12:45,428 --> 01:12:47,220 That's right! What? 1510 01:12:47,388 --> 01:12:49,097 You're supposed to end with... 1511 01:12:49,265 --> 01:12:50,432 Argh! 1512 01:12:51,267 --> 01:12:52,309 En garde! 1513 01:12:54,771 --> 01:12:55,604 You're fired! 1514 01:12:55,772 --> 01:12:57,731 And here's your severance package! 1515 01:13:03,905 --> 01:13:05,614 Take that, you scurvy scallywag! 1516 01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:06,490 Argh! 1517 01:13:06,657 --> 01:13:08,450 One minute and counting. 1518 01:13:12,038 --> 01:13:13,246 Help! Anybody! 1519 01:13:14,248 --> 01:13:17,042 Tim! What are you doing? 1520 01:13:18,836 --> 01:13:19,836 No! 1521 01:13:20,171 --> 01:13:21,713 Mom, Dad, I'm coming! 1522 01:13:21,881 --> 01:13:22,964 - Tim? - Is that you? 1523 01:13:23,257 --> 01:13:25,217 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I got this! 1524 01:13:25,385 --> 01:13:26,885 - Are you okay? - Is the baby all right? 1525 01:13:27,053 --> 01:13:28,011 Yes, the baby's fine. 1526 01:13:28,179 --> 01:13:29,304 Who was that? 1527 01:13:29,472 --> 01:13:30,931 That was me! 1528 01:13:31,099 --> 01:13:32,224 The baby's fine. 1529 01:13:33,851 --> 01:13:35,102 It won't budge! 1530 01:13:35,269 --> 01:13:36,478 What's happening? 1531 01:13:36,687 --> 01:13:37,646 Wait a second! 1532 01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:39,106 Hey. 1533 01:13:39,273 --> 01:13:40,607 I know a way to move my parents. 1534 01:13:40,775 --> 01:13:41,942 How? We can use the puppies! 1535 01:13:42,568 --> 01:13:43,360 Upsies. 1536 01:13:43,945 --> 01:13:45,153 I need upsies. 1537 01:13:45,321 --> 01:13:46,738 But what if you "go baby" again? 1538 01:13:46,906 --> 01:13:48,949 It'll be fine. Fine, fine. 1539 01:13:49,117 --> 01:13:50,033 Fine! 1540 01:13:50,201 --> 01:13:51,535 It'll be fine. 1541 01:13:51,702 --> 01:13:53,578 Hang on to your diaper! 1542 01:14:01,712 --> 01:14:02,712 Whoa! 1543 01:14:03,881 --> 01:14:04,965 Woo-hoo! - We're moving! 1544 01:14:05,133 --> 01:14:06,425 Why are we moving? 1545 01:14:06,592 --> 01:14:08,009 All right, Mom and Dad, hang on! 1546 01:14:09,345 --> 01:14:11,179 T- minus 30 seconds. 1547 01:14:11,347 --> 01:14:12,764 Oh, no! Wait! 1548 01:14:13,391 --> 01:14:14,433 Hold on! 1549 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:15,809 Go, Tim! Get your parents... 1550 01:14:16,310 --> 01:14:17,477 out of here. 1551 01:14:18,604 --> 01:14:19,896 You've gotta jump! 1552 01:14:20,398 --> 01:14:22,065 Come on, it's a piece of cake! 1553 01:14:23,609 --> 01:14:25,193 No! No patty cake! Get down! 1554 01:14:26,529 --> 01:14:29,698 Don't cry. I'm sorry. Please don't cry! 1555 01:14:31,492 --> 01:14:32,617 20 seconds. 1556 01:14:37,081 --> 01:14:39,499 15 seconds. 1557 01:14:45,006 --> 01:14:48,842 ♪ Blackbird singing in the dead of night ♪ 1558 01:14:50,344 --> 01:14:54,139 ♪ Take these broken wings and learn to fly ♪ 1559 01:14:56,184 --> 01:14:58,101 ♪ All your life ♪ 1560 01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:04,274 ♪ You were only waiting For this moment to arise ♪ 1561 01:15:05,860 --> 01:15:06,943 Three... Gotcha! 1562 01:15:07,111 --> 01:15:09,029 ...two, one. 1563 01:15:09,197 --> 01:15:10,238 Blast off! 1564 01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:24,252 Yeah! 1565 01:15:26,047 --> 01:15:28,048 Hey, are you still in there? 1566 01:15:29,759 --> 01:15:30,675 Aha! 1567 01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:36,223 Ah! What happened? Did we win? 1568 01:15:36,390 --> 01:15:37,224 We won! We won? 1569 01:15:37,391 --> 01:15:40,101 We won, we won, we won! We won! Yes! 1570 01:15:41,646 --> 01:15:42,771 Victory nap! 1571 01:15:42,855 --> 01:15:43,855 Whoo-hoo! 1572 01:15:47,401 --> 01:15:48,527 You ruined everything! 1573 01:15:48,611 --> 01:15:49,611 Whoa! Ew! 1574 01:15:51,113 --> 01:15:53,031 It's not fair! It's not fair! 1575 01:15:53,199 --> 01:15:54,241 That's not right. 1576 01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:56,701 Now you're really going to pay! 1577 01:15:56,869 --> 01:15:59,829 Oh, yeah? It's time you pick on someone your own size! 1578 01:16:01,832 --> 01:16:02,832 What? 1579 01:16:04,627 --> 01:16:06,419 Eugene! You put me down! 1580 01:16:06,587 --> 01:16:08,421 You hear me? I am the boss of you! 1581 01:16:16,222 --> 01:16:18,765 This time, we'll raise him right. 1582 01:16:22,728 --> 01:16:25,063 I'm sure that's gonna turn out fine. 1583 01:16:25,565 --> 01:16:26,815 Tim, what's happening? 1584 01:16:26,983 --> 01:16:28,567 Mom, Dad, hold on! 1585 01:16:29,944 --> 01:16:30,986 Yes! 1586 01:16:31,529 --> 01:16:32,821 Tim? Tim! 1587 01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:34,489 Tim! Are you okay? 1588 01:16:34,657 --> 01:16:35,740 I'm fine. We're fine. 1589 01:16:35,908 --> 01:16:36,908 You saved us. 1590 01:16:37,076 --> 01:16:38,326 You're our hero. 1591 01:16:38,494 --> 01:16:39,911 And a great big brother. 1592 01:16:40,204 --> 01:16:43,123 Oh! We love you both so much. 1593 01:16:43,291 --> 01:16:44,416 Both of us? 1594 01:16:44,584 --> 01:16:46,209 With all our heart. 1595 01:16:50,381 --> 01:16:52,090 Let's go home. 1596 01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:01,349 How do I look? 1597 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,979 You look great. 1598 01:17:14,530 --> 01:17:16,364 Well, team, good job. 1599 01:17:16,532 --> 01:17:18,491 Staci, this letter should get you 1600 01:17:18,576 --> 01:17:19,993 into the school of your choice. 1601 01:17:21,704 --> 01:17:24,331 Kindergarten? That's right. 1602 01:17:24,498 --> 01:17:25,874 And if there's anything else... 1603 01:17:26,042 --> 01:17:27,000 How about a raise? 1604 01:17:27,168 --> 01:17:28,376 Staci, you don't get paid. 1605 01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:29,794 One million ziggity-five! Eight! 1606 01:17:29,962 --> 01:17:30,795 A tricycle! Skates! 1607 01:17:30,963 --> 01:17:31,796 Candy corn? Lollipop! 1608 01:17:31,964 --> 01:17:32,964 Deal. 1609 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,509 Best boss ever. 1610 01:17:36,677 --> 01:17:37,886 And you guys don't always have to 1611 01:17:38,054 --> 01:17:39,304 toe the company line, you know? 1612 01:17:39,472 --> 01:17:40,722 It's okay to think for yourself. 1613 01:17:40,890 --> 01:17:41,723 No, sir! No way! 1614 01:17:41,891 --> 01:17:43,016 That's a terrible idea! 1615 01:17:43,184 --> 01:17:44,559 That's the attitude. 1616 01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:45,810 Oh, you're so right! You've got it, sir! 1617 01:17:45,978 --> 01:17:46,978 You're the man! Absolutely! 1618 01:17:48,648 --> 01:17:49,898 Here you go, big guy. 1619 01:17:50,316 --> 01:17:52,233 Oh! You've earned it. 1620 01:17:56,238 --> 01:17:57,572 You wanna hug me, don't you? 1621 01:17:57,740 --> 01:17:58,740 Mmm-hmm. 1622 01:17:59,659 --> 01:18:01,076 Ah! Ooh! 1623 01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,328 I'll miss you too, buddy. Okay. 1624 01:18:06,415 --> 01:18:08,583 There, there. It'll be okay, big guy. 1625 01:18:09,043 --> 01:18:10,043 So... 1626 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:12,420 you did it. 1627 01:18:12,588 --> 01:18:14,756 No. We did it. 1628 01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:18,677 By the way, congratulations on your promotion. 1629 01:18:18,844 --> 01:18:21,596 The corner office, the private potty. 1630 01:18:21,681 --> 01:18:22,681 All that stuff. 1631 01:18:22,848 --> 01:18:24,349 But, hey! How about you? 1632 01:18:24,517 --> 01:18:26,601 You have your parents all to yourself. 1633 01:18:30,606 --> 01:18:33,274 So what am I gonna tell Mom and Dad after you leave? 1634 01:18:33,359 --> 01:18:34,609 Oh, don't worry. 1635 01:18:34,777 --> 01:18:37,237 Baby Corp has a procedure for situations like this. 1636 01:18:37,405 --> 01:18:40,281 It'll be like I was never born. 1637 01:18:41,534 --> 01:18:42,742 I almost forgot! 1638 01:18:44,954 --> 01:18:47,122 Hoo-hoo! No way! Lam-Lam! 1639 01:18:47,289 --> 01:18:48,790 You fixed her. Yep. 1640 01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:51,292 She's as good as new. She's a tough one. 1641 01:18:52,878 --> 01:18:55,296 Well, I guess we both got what we wanted. 1642 01:18:55,464 --> 01:18:56,923 It's a win-win. 1643 01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:08,893 Oh, uh... 1644 01:19:08,978 --> 01:19:10,103 Probably should... 1645 01:19:10,271 --> 01:19:11,271 Oh, yeah. 1646 01:19:11,814 --> 01:19:14,399 So, um, stay in school. 1647 01:19:14,567 --> 01:19:16,609 I don't really have a choice. 1648 01:19:16,777 --> 01:19:17,777 Yeah, right. 1649 01:19:19,155 --> 01:19:20,989 Goodbye, Tim. Bye. 1650 01:19:35,504 --> 01:19:37,088 Oh, yeah, right. 1651 01:20:05,826 --> 01:20:07,827 He left as suddenly as he arrived. 1652 01:20:08,287 --> 01:20:09,037 Bye. 1653 01:20:09,205 --> 01:20:12,457 Finally, my life was perfect again. 1654 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,798 Forget about the baby. 1655 01:20:19,965 --> 01:20:22,467 Forget about the baby. 1656 01:20:37,149 --> 01:20:38,066 Oopsies! 1657 01:20:38,234 --> 01:20:39,484 Pardon me, big fella. 1658 01:20:59,338 --> 01:21:01,756 Surprise! 1659 01:21:07,263 --> 01:21:08,930 Hooray! 1660 01:21:33,038 --> 01:21:34,914 Hup-hup. Hup-hup. 1661 01:21:40,129 --> 01:21:41,421 Forget about the baby? 1662 01:21:42,798 --> 01:21:44,299 No, thanks. I'm good. 1663 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:45,967 Okie-dokie. 1664 01:21:57,479 --> 01:21:58,479 Whoa! 1665 01:23:21,814 --> 01:23:22,939 Argh. 1666 01:23:37,079 --> 01:23:38,538 Dear Boss Baby... 1667 01:23:38,706 --> 01:23:40,540 I don't usually write very much... 1668 01:23:40,708 --> 01:23:43,793 but now I know that memos are very important things. 1669 01:23:43,961 --> 01:23:46,170 Even though I never went to business school... 1670 01:23:46,338 --> 01:23:48,548 I did learn to share in kindergarten. 1671 01:23:48,716 --> 01:23:51,426 And if there isn't enough love for the two of us... 1672 01:23:51,593 --> 01:23:53,928 then I wanna give you all of mine. 1673 01:24:23,709 --> 01:24:25,376 I would like to offer you a job. 1674 01:24:25,544 --> 01:24:26,669 It will be hard work... 1675 01:24:26,837 --> 01:24:28,880 and there will be no pay. 1676 01:24:29,673 --> 01:24:32,717 But the good news is that you can never be fired. 1677 01:24:34,303 --> 01:24:35,928 And I promise you this. 1678 01:24:36,472 --> 01:24:39,098 Every morning when you wake up, I will be there. 1679 01:24:39,266 --> 01:24:41,601 Every night at dinner, I will be there. 1680 01:24:41,769 --> 01:24:44,270 Every birthday party, every Christmas morning... 1681 01:24:44,438 --> 01:24:45,605 I will be there. 1682 01:24:48,150 --> 01:24:50,735 Year after year after year. 1683 01:24:56,533 --> 01:24:58,659 We will grow old together. 1684 01:25:00,037 --> 01:25:04,082 And you and I will always be brothers. 1685 01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:05,666 Always. 1686 01:25:08,587 --> 01:25:09,587 Whoo! 1687 01:25:26,563 --> 01:25:29,607 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a. m. 1688 01:25:32,319 --> 01:25:33,986 What's the point, Wizzie? 1689 01:25:34,154 --> 01:25:36,405 Because it's 7:00 a. m. 1690 01:25:36,573 --> 01:25:39,283 I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult. 1691 01:25:43,831 --> 01:25:45,498 It's okay, little halfling. 1692 01:25:45,666 --> 01:25:47,500 Sometimes, I get confused too. 1693 01:25:47,668 --> 01:25:50,211 Especially during daylight savings time. 1694 01:25:50,379 --> 01:25:52,171 Spring forward, fall back. 1695 01:25:52,339 --> 01:25:54,549 We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm! 1696 01:25:54,716 --> 01:25:58,261 There is no spring, only darkness and winter! 1697 01:25:58,428 --> 01:26:00,721 I'm not confused at all, Wizzie. 1698 01:26:00,889 --> 01:26:01,973 I just miss him. 1699 01:26:02,057 --> 01:26:03,057 Oh. 1700 01:26:15,863 --> 01:26:18,281 Tim, look who's here! 1701 01:26:18,365 --> 01:26:19,949 It's your new baby... 1702 01:26:20,117 --> 01:26:21,200 Brother! 1703 01:26:21,994 --> 01:26:23,452 You're here! You're really here! 1704 01:26:23,620 --> 01:26:24,787 Gentle, gentle. 1705 01:26:24,955 --> 01:26:26,956 You came back! 1706 01:26:27,708 --> 01:26:30,877 Say hello to Theodore Lindsey Templeton. 1707 01:26:31,170 --> 01:26:32,336 Lindsey? 1708 01:26:32,713 --> 01:26:35,089 Aw! 1709 01:26:35,174 --> 01:26:36,132 Who's ticklish? 1710 01:26:36,216 --> 01:26:37,175 Who's ticklish? 1711 01:26:37,259 --> 01:26:38,467 Here you go. 1712 01:26:42,556 --> 01:26:44,724 So, that's my story. 1713 01:26:46,435 --> 01:26:47,643 Our story. 1714 01:26:48,604 --> 01:26:52,190 Luckily for me and my little brother, it had a happy ending. 1715 01:26:54,193 --> 01:26:56,235 Is that a true story, Daddy? 1716 01:26:56,403 --> 01:26:58,613 Well, sweetie, that's how I remember it. 1717 01:26:58,780 --> 01:27:00,531 But you know what I found out? What? 1718 01:27:00,699 --> 01:27:02,950 There's plenty of love for everyone. 1719 01:27:03,118 --> 01:27:04,035 Even me? 1720 01:27:04,203 --> 01:27:05,703 Especially you. 1721 01:27:05,871 --> 01:27:07,246 Just ask your Uncle Ted. 1722 01:27:07,414 --> 01:27:09,790 Hey, kid, I hear you're gonna have a baby sister. 1723 01:27:09,917 --> 01:27:11,167 I wanted a horse. 1724 01:27:11,335 --> 01:27:13,920 Here you go, kid. Go get yourself a horse. 1725 01:27:14,087 --> 01:27:16,881 You know, I'm proud of you, Leslie. 1726 01:27:17,049 --> 01:27:18,674 Back at ya, Lindsey. 1727 01:27:29,019 --> 01:27:31,020 Hi there, baby sister. 1728 01:27:43,951 --> 01:27:48,246 ♪ What the world needs now ♪ 1729 01:27:48,330 --> 01:27:51,082 ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪ 1730 01:27:51,792 --> 01:27:57,380 ♪ It's the only thing that there's just too little of ♪ 1731 01:27:57,547 --> 01:28:00,758 ♪ What the world needs now ♪ 1732 01:28:01,593 --> 01:28:03,803 ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪ 1733 01:28:04,721 --> 01:28:07,014 ♪ No, not just for some ♪ 1734 01:28:07,766 --> 01:28:11,185 ♪ But for everyone ♪ 1735 01:28:11,853 --> 01:28:15,898 ♪ Lord, we don't need another mountain ♪ 1736 01:28:16,733 --> 01:28:22,113 ♪ There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb ♪ 1737 01:28:23,073 --> 01:28:28,411 ♪ There are oceans and rivers enough to cross ♪ 1738 01:28:28,870 --> 01:28:32,665 ♪ Enough to last till the end of time ♪ 1739 01:28:34,459 --> 01:28:37,837 ♪ What the world needs now ♪ 1740 01:28:38,797 --> 01:28:40,881 ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪ 1741 01:28:42,009 --> 01:28:47,638 ♪ It's the only thing that there's just too little of ♪ 1742 01:28:47,889 --> 01:28:51,017 ♪ What the world needs now ♪ 1743 01:28:51,601 --> 01:28:54,770 ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪ 1744 01:28:55,480 --> 01:29:00,276 ♪ No, not just for some but for everyone ♪ 1745 01:29:02,154 --> 01:29:06,449 ♪ Lord, we don't need another meadow ♪ 1746 01:29:06,742 --> 01:29:08,993 ♪ There are cornfields ♪ 1747 01:29:09,077 --> 01:29:12,288 ♪ And wheat fields enough to grow ♪ 1748 01:29:13,123 --> 01:29:15,082 ♪ There are sunbeams ♪ 1749 01:29:15,167 --> 01:29:18,377 ♪ And moonbeams enough to shine ♪ 1750 01:29:18,837 --> 01:29:24,175 ♪ Oh, listen, Lord if you want to know ♪ 1751 01:29:27,304 --> 01:29:31,057 ♪ What the world needs now ♪ 1752 01:29:31,516 --> 01:29:34,602 ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪ 1753 01:29:34,686 --> 01:29:40,566 ♪ It's the only thing that there's just too little of ♪ 1754 01:29:40,984 --> 01:29:46,697 ♪ What the world needs now is love, sweet love ♪ 1755 01:29:47,616 --> 01:29:50,034 ♪ No, not just for some ♪ 1756 01:29:50,118 --> 01:29:52,536 ♪ But for... ♪ 1757 01:29:56,541 --> 01:29:58,084 ♪ Everyone ♪ 1758 01:30:05,467 --> 01:30:09,303 ♪ What the world needs now ♪ 1759 01:30:12,891 --> 01:30:15,434 ♪ What the world needs now ♪ 1760 01:30:15,769 --> 01:30:17,603 ♪ Need love ♪ 1761 01:30:18,397 --> 01:30:21,816 ♪ What the world needs now ♪ 1762 01:30:22,776 --> 01:30:24,652 ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪ 1763 01:30:24,861 --> 01:30:25,611 Argh! 1764 01:30:25,779 --> 01:30:26,987 All right, guys. 1765 01:30:27,155 --> 01:30:28,197 Time for bed. 1766 01:30:28,365 --> 01:30:30,449 Oh, come on, Mom. Just a little longer. 1767 01:30:30,617 --> 01:30:32,785 Okay. 1768 01:30:34,955 --> 01:30:37,164 ♪ Need a little love ♪ 1769 01:30:38,250 --> 01:30:40,501 ♪ Oh, we need love ♪ 1770 01:30:44,297 --> 01:30:50,803 ♪ What we need is love ♪ 1771 01:37:10,183 --> 01:37:13,602 Wake up, little halflings! It's time to leave. 1772 01:37:13,770 --> 01:37:17,189 Go and live your peasant lives. 1773 01:37:18,233 --> 01:37:19,691 Be gone with you! 1774 01:37:20,050 --> 01:37:30,050 Improved & Synced by BanglarBagh126965