Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,357 --> 00:00:09,147
_
2
00:00:09,307 --> 00:00:10,907
Attack!
3
00:00:15,747 --> 00:00:16,880
Mind if I...
4
00:00:16,915 --> 00:00:19,015
cut in?
5
00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:22,085
All right, Zorn!
6
00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,987
Ah. Hey, guys, sorry.
7
00:00:24,022 --> 00:00:26,089
I got to split, it's my kid's birthday.
8
00:00:26,124 --> 00:00:28,491
Ah, the little bone crusher's
17. Can you believe it?
9
00:00:28,527 --> 00:00:30,426
Say hi to the wife for us.
10
00:00:30,462 --> 00:00:31,639
I mean, technically,
11
00:00:31,663 --> 00:00:32,996
she's my ex-wife, but, you know,
12
00:00:33,031 --> 00:00:35,131
there's still some hot embers
in that fire, right?
13
00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:37,267
Sounds like you've got
a beautiful family, Zorn.
14
00:00:37,302 --> 00:00:39,135
I really hope to meet them some day.
15
00:00:39,171 --> 00:00:40,715
Don't worry, you definitely
will, Skunk Man.
16
00:00:40,739 --> 00:00:41,938
Well,
17
00:00:41,973 --> 00:00:44,140
at least he died doing what he loved,
18
00:00:44,176 --> 00:00:45,508
wanting to meet my family.
19
00:00:45,544 --> 00:00:47,377
Here I come, son.
20
00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,793
Ah, come on.
21
00:01:03,829 --> 00:01:06,029
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
22
00:01:06,064 --> 00:01:07,263
You want a baby wipe?
23
00:01:07,299 --> 00:01:08,198
"Baby wipe?"
24
00:01:09,835 --> 00:01:11,868
This guy just offered me a baby wipe.
25
00:01:11,903 --> 00:01:14,437
Can you believe that?
26
00:01:14,472 --> 00:01:16,306
I know you're fake-sleeping.
27
00:01:16,341 --> 00:01:18,208
So is that, is that a
no on the baby wipe?
28
00:01:18,243 --> 00:01:20,343
You're right, that's a no, I'm good.
29
00:01:20,378 --> 00:01:22,011
Yeah.
30
00:01:23,915 --> 00:01:26,316
I'm, uh, on my way to Orange County
31
00:01:26,589 --> 00:01:28,020
to see my wife and kid.
32
00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,475
- Oh?
- Yeah, I'm on my way to Orange County
33
00:01:29,499 --> 00:01:30,899
to see my wife and kid.
34
00:01:30,934 --> 00:01:32,100
They're gonna be so pumped.
35
00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,195
I mean,
36
00:01:33,349 --> 00:01:35,293
nothing, nothing more emotional
37
00:01:35,464 --> 00:01:37,639
than a soldier coming home, am I right?
38
00:01:37,674 --> 00:01:39,307
Oh, by the way, I'm Zorn.
39
00:01:39,342 --> 00:01:40,375
Defender of Zephyria,
40
00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:42,243
Conqueror of the Tribes of Aegon,
41
00:01:42,279 --> 00:01:44,112
Decapitator of the Dark Herdsmen of...
42
00:01:45,782 --> 00:01:47,285
Okay.
43
00:02:04,446 --> 00:02:06,179
Uh, excuse me, sorry. Uh, sorry,
44
00:02:06,214 --> 00:02:08,247
eh, um, that's mine.
Uh, the-the sword...
45
00:02:08,283 --> 00:02:09,849
If someone can grab that ple...
46
00:02:09,884 --> 00:02:11,150
No one could grab that, huh?
47
00:02:11,186 --> 00:02:12,785
No one? Great. Thanks, guys.
48
00:02:12,821 --> 00:02:15,888
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
49
00:02:15,924 --> 00:02:16,923
No, no, no, I'm fine.
50
00:02:16,958 --> 00:02:18,391
Please, continue.
51
00:02:22,374 --> 00:02:23,774
Ah, let's see what we got here.
52
00:02:23,798 --> 00:02:24,964
Oh, there he is, there he is.
53
00:02:24,999 --> 00:02:26,899
My little bone
crusher. That's what I call him.
54
00:02:26,935 --> 00:02:28,468
He's probably, like, I don't know,
55
00:02:28,503 --> 00:02:30,403
seven feet tall by now.
56
00:02:30,438 --> 00:02:31,838
Oh, uh, by the way,
57
00:02:31,873 --> 00:02:33,873
I'm Zorn, Defender of Zephyria,
58
00:02:33,908 --> 00:02:36,264
Conqueror of the Tribes
of Aegon, Decapitator of the...
59
00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,148
You've got to be me.
60
00:02:38,235 --> 00:02:43,588
- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
61
00:02:44,213 --> 00:02:46,313
Yeah, you could just
toss that right there.
62
00:02:46,348 --> 00:02:48,682
Hey, you don't have change
for $100, do you?
63
00:02:48,717 --> 00:02:50,195
No, I'm kidding, I'm not gonna tip you.
64
00:02:51,253 --> 00:02:52,886
Hello, Zorn.
65
00:02:54,089 --> 00:02:56,484
There's my gal! Ex-gal, whatever.
66
00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:57,791
That trip was rough.
67
00:02:57,827 --> 00:02:59,538
You know, I called the flight
attendant a "stewardess."
68
00:02:59,562 --> 00:03:01,995
- Bad move, he was not pleased.
- Come in.
69
00:03:02,031 --> 00:03:05,571
Oh, not how I remember
that photo being framed,
70
00:03:05,732 --> 00:03:07,134
- but...
- Did you get bangs?
71
00:03:07,169 --> 00:03:08,936
Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't know,
72
00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:10,237
I'm still getting used to them.
73
00:03:10,272 --> 00:03:11,583
Well, you know, I mean,
they just started
74
00:03:11,607 --> 00:03:12,808
to cover a forehead wound.
75
00:03:12,952 --> 00:03:15,353
And then I was like, "Yeah,
what the hell, it's summer."
76
00:03:15,377 --> 00:03:17,377
Uh, hey, by the way,
where's my little decimator?
77
00:03:17,413 --> 00:03:19,046
Thought you said he'd be home by 3:00.
78
00:03:19,081 --> 00:03:21,415
I actually said his bus
gets here at 4:00.
79
00:03:22,852 --> 00:03:24,484
Look at us, fighting like the old days.
80
00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,719
I miss this.
81
00:03:25,754 --> 00:03:27,254
Man,
82
00:03:27,289 --> 00:03:28,422
I cannot wait to see him.
83
00:03:28,457 --> 00:03:29,946
He's gonna be so pumped!
84
00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:32,197
Kid's just like his old
man, he's a warrior.
85
00:03:32,261 --> 00:03:34,141
Oh, wait, your dad's
coming to town, right?
86
00:03:34,273 --> 00:03:36,135
Yeah, I'm actually pretty
excited about it,
87
00:03:36,136 --> 00:03:37,598
you know? I mean, last time, sure
88
00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:39,032
he showed up half-naked,
89
00:03:39,068 --> 00:03:41,869
like, swinging a sword
around, yelling my name.
90
00:03:41,904 --> 00:03:45,005
- Just like, "Alangulon!"
- Yeah, no, I remember.
91
00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,351
That's why we got the metal detectors.
92
00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:47,352
I like the metal detectors.
93
00:03:47,376 --> 00:03:48,709
They're cool. It's like...
94
00:03:48,744 --> 00:03:50,388
It's like we're at the
airport, you know, you can pretend.
95
00:03:50,412 --> 00:03:52,179
I can't bring my Altoids in anymore.
96
00:03:52,214 --> 00:03:54,481
Okay, but that's the price
of travel, right?
97
00:03:56,719 --> 00:03:57,651
Yeah.
98
00:03:57,686 --> 00:03:58,797
The other day
99
00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:00,719
Vulchazor sends a bunch of
100
00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,201
ice bats to attack the palace,
and next thing you know...
101
00:04:03,225 --> 00:04:05,726
Edie, did you hide my Crocs again?
102
00:04:05,761 --> 00:04:06,793
What the hell?
103
00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:08,262
I can't find them any... Hey.
104
00:04:08,297 --> 00:04:12,065
- Hi.
- Wow. Uh, you must be Zorn.
105
00:04:12,101 --> 00:04:13,700
It's a pleasure to finally meet you.
106
00:04:13,736 --> 00:04:15,369
Zorn, this is Craig,
107
00:04:15,404 --> 00:04:16,837
my fianc�.
108
00:04:16,872 --> 00:04:18,105
Fianc�?
109
00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:19,439
Oh.
110
00:04:19,475 --> 00:04:21,875
Really... just really great to meet you.
111
00:04:21,911 --> 00:04:23,343
Really great.
112
00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:24,678
Zorn, it's obvious that you're
113
00:04:24,713 --> 00:04:26,313
applying way too much pressure
114
00:04:26,348 --> 00:04:27,425
to my hand right now, and...
115
00:04:27,449 --> 00:04:28,548
Uh-huh.
116
00:04:28,584 --> 00:04:29,728
- Actually, it hurts.
- It does?
117
00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:31,184
- It really does.
- Oh.
118
00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:33,186
In addition to that,
you're emasculating me
119
00:04:33,222 --> 00:04:34,988
- in front of my fianc�e.
- Craig is
120
00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,334
- a professor of psychology.
- Oh.
121
00:04:36,358 --> 00:04:37,724
- Okay.
- Oh,
122
00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:38,904
don't you have a lecture at 3:30?
123
00:04:38,928 --> 00:04:39,993
Oh, yes.
124
00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:41,728
Shouldn't you be logging on?
125
00:04:41,764 --> 00:04:42,841
What do you mean, "logging on"?
126
00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:44,765
Craig teaches at an online college.
127
00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,977
Yeah, but you said, "lecture".
128
00:04:46,001 --> 00:04:47,034
Okay, I-I can see
129
00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:48,201
where this is going.
130
00:04:48,237 --> 00:04:49,381
Let's just stop it right here.
131
00:04:49,405 --> 00:04:51,705
Yes. I teach online.
132
00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:53,907
Does that make me less of a man
133
00:04:53,943 --> 00:04:55,976
than any other professor out there?
134
00:04:56,011 --> 00:04:58,011
I'd say no.
135
00:04:58,047 --> 00:04:59,257
Am I an embarrassment to my family?
136
00:04:59,281 --> 00:05:00,914
Yes.
137
00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:03,383
An embarrassment to my father,
to a lesser extent,
138
00:05:03,419 --> 00:05:04,952
my mother.
139
00:05:04,987 --> 00:05:06,464
- To several bro...
- Well, you don't want to keep
140
00:05:06,488 --> 00:05:08,055
that Internet waiting, now do ya?
141
00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:10,324
- I'm gonna go in there.
- Okay.
142
00:05:10,359 --> 00:05:12,192
Wow. So...
143
00:05:12,227 --> 00:05:13,427
He's cool.
144
00:05:13,462 --> 00:05:16,029
You know, I could see someone
being into that.
145
00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,164
Wanting that.
146
00:05:17,199 --> 00:05:19,132
- You're an idiot.
- No, I'm not.
147
00:05:19,168 --> 00:05:20,467
Craig is kind.
148
00:05:20,502 --> 00:05:21,709
- Oh, is he?
- And dependable.
149
00:05:21,710 --> 00:05:23,381
- I love my life here.
- You should love your life here.
150
00:05:23,405 --> 00:05:24,549
- I mean, we have...
- No, no...
151
00:05:24,573 --> 00:05:26,373
so much fun.
152
00:05:26,408 --> 00:05:27,374
We have an avocado
153
00:05:27,409 --> 00:05:28,909
- tree in the back,
- No!
154
00:05:28,944 --> 00:05:30,455
- And we make our own guacamole.
- No, come on.
155
00:05:30,479 --> 00:05:32,112
- You know...
- Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
156
00:05:32,147 --> 00:05:33,380
Come on... Edie.
157
00:05:33,415 --> 00:05:35,782
You remember that time
we had that fivesome
158
00:05:35,818 --> 00:05:37,217
with those mountain trolls?
159
00:05:37,252 --> 00:05:39,319
- Do you remember that?
- Yeah. Okay.
160
00:05:39,355 --> 00:05:40,854
- Yes, that was the old me,
- Yeah?
161
00:05:40,889 --> 00:05:42,033
Sex with the mountain trolls.
162
00:05:42,057 --> 00:05:45,425
- A lot of fun.
- That was a long time ago.
163
00:05:45,461 --> 00:05:47,160
I'm with Craig now.
164
00:05:47,196 --> 00:05:47,973
Oh, that's interesting,
165
00:05:47,997 --> 00:05:49,207
because when you just said that,
166
00:05:49,231 --> 00:05:51,264
you were actually staring
at my quadriceps.
167
00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:53,367
No, I wasn't.
168
00:05:53,402 --> 00:05:54,501
I don't know.
169
00:05:54,536 --> 00:05:55,869
I'm gonna...
170
00:05:55,904 --> 00:05:57,537
go make some hummus.
171
00:05:57,573 --> 00:05:58,405
Okay.
172
00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,639
No problem.
173
00:06:00,509 --> 00:06:02,576
- Hmm.
- Excuse me.
174
00:06:02,611 --> 00:06:04,878
This is Craig.
175
00:06:04,913 --> 00:06:06,179
My fianc�.
176
00:06:06,215 --> 00:06:07,525
It's a pleasure to finally meet you.
177
00:06:07,549 --> 00:06:09,182
Craig teaches at an online college.
178
00:06:09,218 --> 00:06:12,319
- My fianc�e.
- My fianc�... c�... c�...
179
00:06:12,354 --> 00:06:15,222
Fianc�? Huh. Give it a week
and Edie will be all like,
180
00:06:15,257 --> 00:06:16,990
"Oh, Zorn, please cut Craig in half."
181
00:06:17,026 --> 00:06:18,303
And I'll be like, "Yeah, no problem."
182
00:06:19,628 --> 00:06:21,028
Oh. Uh-oh.
183
00:06:21,063 --> 00:06:22,596
Uh-oh, look at this, look at this.
184
00:06:22,631 --> 00:06:23,830
I know who's in there.
185
00:06:23,866 --> 00:06:25,499
Yeah, here we go.
186
00:06:27,369 --> 00:06:28,602
Alangulon!
187
00:06:28,637 --> 00:06:30,404
Son of Zorn!
188
00:06:30,439 --> 00:06:32,506
Come out little boy, where are you?
189
00:06:32,541 --> 00:06:33,774
No, no, no.
190
00:06:33,809 --> 00:06:34,935
- Hello?
- He's half-naked,
191
00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,588
- I know you're in there.
- Waving his sword around again.
192
00:06:36,612 --> 00:06:38,857
Oh, my God, that's exactly
what you didn't want him to do.
193
00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:40,047
Don't make me tear this bus
194
00:06:40,082 --> 00:06:42,049
and all its occupants to shreds.
195
00:06:42,084 --> 00:06:45,021
- Uh, driver, we-we should... can we go?
- Hello?
196
00:06:45,206 --> 00:06:46,364
Uh, this guy back
here is freaking me out.
197
00:06:46,388 --> 00:06:47,954
He's super weird, I don't know him.
198
00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,801
I know you're in there.
199
00:06:49,825 --> 00:06:53,593
Uh... Alangulon?
200
00:06:57,032 --> 00:06:59,566
- Alan?
- Alan.
201
00:06:59,601 --> 00:07:02,736
- Hey.
- Where have you been?
202
00:07:02,771 --> 00:07:04,704
Yeah, I had, uh, my
phone off, or whatever, yeah.
203
00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:06,506
You knew your dad was coming over.
204
00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:08,508
He left you a birthday present.
205
00:07:08,544 --> 00:07:10,310
My birthday was three weeks ago.
206
00:07:10,345 --> 00:07:11,611
- I know.
- This is from Dad?
207
00:07:11,647 --> 00:07:14,848
I wrapped it, yeah.
208
00:07:14,883 --> 00:07:16,316
It's a brain gouger.
209
00:07:16,351 --> 00:07:17,584
A brain gouger.
210
00:07:17,619 --> 00:07:19,097
Why did I think he'd be
different this time?
211
00:07:19,121 --> 00:07:20,554
He doesn't have a clue.
212
00:07:20,589 --> 00:07:21,555
What an idiot.
213
00:07:21,590 --> 00:07:22,956
Alan, hearing how mad you are
214
00:07:22,991 --> 00:07:24,658
makes me want to take that brain gouger
215
00:07:24,693 --> 00:07:26,326
and gouge your brain out.
216
00:07:26,361 --> 00:07:27,494
- What?
- Honey.
217
00:07:27,529 --> 00:07:28,628
No, the part of your brain
218
00:07:28,664 --> 00:07:30,063
called the limbic system.
219
00:07:30,099 --> 00:07:32,365
It's the thing that's
making you angry right now.
220
00:07:32,401 --> 00:07:34,367
Oh, thanks, Craig.
221
00:07:34,403 --> 00:07:36,870
So... do you want
to call your dad or...?
222
00:07:36,905 --> 00:07:39,873
Nope, I'll just, you know, wait
around for another three years.
223
00:07:39,908 --> 00:07:42,068
Maybe I'll talk to him
then or something. I don't know.
224
00:07:43,312 --> 00:07:44,622
Hey, sweetie, do
you think he understood...
225
00:07:44,646 --> 00:07:46,046
- He understands.
- Okay.
226
00:07:46,982 --> 00:07:48,048
Aw, come on.
227
00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:49,368
Don't kill all the Glombeasts
228
00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:50,528
before I get back tomorrow.
229
00:07:50,552 --> 00:07:52,152
At least save me a couple wounded ones
230
00:07:52,187 --> 00:07:54,321
- I can mess around with.
- All right. All right.
231
00:07:54,356 --> 00:07:55,555
Hey, how are things going
232
00:07:55,591 --> 00:07:56,890
with Alangulon, by the way?
233
00:07:56,925 --> 00:07:57,924
Um... terrific.
234
00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,259
Yeah, he's playing soccer
235
00:07:59,294 --> 00:08:00,705
with his bus driver's head as we speak.
236
00:08:00,729 --> 00:08:01,962
Hey, son!
237
00:08:01,997 --> 00:08:03,608
Why don't you knock that off
and go do your homework,
238
00:08:03,632 --> 00:08:04,598
you dead-eyed killer.
239
00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,908
I got to call you back.
240
00:08:20,449 --> 00:08:22,215
What the hell?
241
00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:24,384
Zorn?
242
00:08:24,419 --> 00:08:26,786
Wow, Edie, this is,
like, above and beyond.
243
00:08:26,822 --> 00:08:28,388
Hot Pockets!
244
00:08:28,423 --> 00:08:29,756
Oh, all righ...
245
00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:31,391
oh, oh, oh.
246
00:08:31,426 --> 00:08:33,505
They didn't have the Bacon
Cheddar Cheese Melt flavor?
247
00:08:33,529 --> 00:08:35,495
- I don't know, Zorn.
- Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
248
00:08:35,531 --> 00:08:37,297
It's good. It's great, it's great.
249
00:08:37,332 --> 00:08:39,166
Thank you. I'm, uh, I'm just gonna...
250
00:08:39,201 --> 00:08:41,401
I'm gonna save
these for later, you know?
251
00:08:41,436 --> 00:08:42,447
Just had a cat right
before you got here,
252
00:08:42,471 --> 00:08:43,448
so a little stuffed and...
253
00:08:43,472 --> 00:08:45,205
uh... yeah.
254
00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,640
So, hey, um,
255
00:08:46,675 --> 00:08:49,242
do-do you know what's
going on with Alangulon?
256
00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:50,877
Uh, 'cause my flight leaves Sunday.
257
00:08:50,913 --> 00:08:53,246
I mean, is he not gonna
see me before I go?
258
00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:55,549
- He might be a little upset.
- Upset?!
259
00:08:55,584 --> 00:08:56,816
That... you know,
260
00:08:56,852 --> 00:08:58,385
that brain gouger wasn't cheap.
261
00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:00,954
Well, you haven't exactly
been around much, Zorn.
262
00:09:00,989 --> 00:09:03,134
I mean, you come to visit
every few years and even then,
263
00:09:03,158 --> 00:09:04,357
you only stay for a weekend.
264
00:09:04,393 --> 00:09:05,670
How do you think that makes him feel?
265
00:09:05,694 --> 00:09:06,760
Yeah, well, I'm sorry.
266
00:09:06,795 --> 00:09:08,028
I've been busy, you know,
267
00:09:08,063 --> 00:09:09,529
fighting for my homeland
268
00:09:09,565 --> 00:09:10,942
and making sure Vulchazor
doesn't get his hands
269
00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:12,065
on the staff of Quiv, okay?
270
00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:14,167
The staff of Quiv is just a stick.
271
00:09:14,203 --> 00:09:17,620
- Yeah, but it's our stick.
- Alan isn't a kid anymore,
272
00:09:17,747 --> 00:09:19,506
and I'm just worried
you're gonna lose him.
273
00:09:19,541 --> 00:09:21,274
You need to be here.
274
00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,176
Uh, Edie, news flash.
275
00:09:23,212 --> 00:09:24,511
- I am here.
- No, but...
276
00:09:24,546 --> 00:09:26,246
for good. Get an apartment.
277
00:09:26,281 --> 00:09:28,081
Get to know him.
278
00:09:28,116 --> 00:09:32,018
This could be your last chance
to become part of Alan's life.
279
00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:37,857
I got to go before
the dry cleaners close.
280
00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:40,360
Let me know if that's not
enough toilet paper for you.
281
00:09:40,395 --> 00:09:41,773
Yeah, just looking at it right now,
282
00:09:41,797 --> 00:09:42,974
I can tell you that's not enough.
283
00:09:42,998 --> 00:09:44,731
Hey, dude.
284
00:09:44,766 --> 00:09:47,133
I was listening to
that entire conversation.
285
00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:50,170
I was 90% sure that
was gonna end in sex.
286
00:09:50,205 --> 00:09:52,172
Yeah, yeah, but I-I
don't know, maybe she's right.
287
00:09:52,207 --> 00:09:53,506
No, she's not.
288
00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:55,775
I didn't spend any time with my son
289
00:09:55,811 --> 00:09:57,978
when he was growing up,
and he turned out fine.
290
00:09:58,013 --> 00:09:59,012
See?
291
00:09:59,047 --> 00:10:00,614
Wait, wait, no!
292
00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:03,617
Oh, my sweet boy!
293
00:10:03,652 --> 00:10:04,985
Oh, God, no!
294
00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:07,387
I should have spent more time with you!
295
00:10:07,422 --> 00:10:10,357
I'd give anything for one more second.
296
00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:12,492
Hey, Zorn, are you still on?
297
00:10:12,527 --> 00:10:14,294
I got to go, son cut in half.
298
00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:19,633
It's $750 a month, plus utilities.
299
00:10:19,668 --> 00:10:20,834
Mm-hmm. I'll take it.
300
00:10:20,869 --> 00:10:22,469
Great.
301
00:10:22,504 --> 00:10:24,249
- Couple things you should know.
- Yeah, lay it on me.
302
00:10:24,273 --> 00:10:26,339
The girls in 6B are
gonna tell you I spy on them
303
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:27,707
and that I put a camera
304
00:10:27,743 --> 00:10:28,853
- behind their bathroom mirror.
- 6B.
305
00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:30,243
- Okay.
- They're liars.
306
00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:31,945
- Naturally.
- And they're sluts.
307
00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:34,981
Also, I'll need the first
two months rent up front.
308
00:10:35,017 --> 00:10:36,661
Yeah, here you go.
This should take care of it.
309
00:10:36,685 --> 00:10:38,985
You know, there's actually a
couple extra jewels on there,
310
00:10:39,021 --> 00:10:40,798
so you can just apply that
to my next month's rent.
311
00:10:40,822 --> 00:10:42,722
Well, actually,
312
00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:44,924
I managed a whole team
313
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,626
of mutilators by myself, yeah.
314
00:10:46,662 --> 00:10:48,061
A-and then, well, then I would
315
00:10:48,096 --> 00:10:50,330
coordinate the sharing of intelligence
316
00:10:50,365 --> 00:10:52,932
between my department
and-and The Fanged One.
317
00:10:52,968 --> 00:10:55,568
Oh, so... you're a coordinator.
318
00:10:55,604 --> 00:10:57,282
I mean, I was basically doing
the coordinator's job.
319
00:10:57,306 --> 00:10:58,549
Everybody knew it.
You know, the guy was a...
320
00:10:58,573 --> 00:10:59,884
the guy was an alcoholic.
321
00:10:59,908 --> 00:11:02,509
No judgment, but, you know,
we got a job to do.
322
00:11:02,544 --> 00:11:03,910
You do realize you're applying for
323
00:11:03,945 --> 00:11:05,478
an entry-level sales position.
324
00:11:05,514 --> 00:11:08,348
You'd be selling
industrial soap dispensers.
325
00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:10,216
Definitely. Oh, yeah,
no, that sounds great.
326
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,629
Really look forward...
you know, back in Zephyria...
327
00:11:11,653 --> 00:11:12,852
Zephyria?
328
00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:14,587
Uh, the... island nation of Zephyria.
329
00:11:14,623 --> 00:11:15,789
I found
330
00:11:15,824 --> 00:11:19,592
the dispensing of-of soap,
uh, to be very, uh...
331
00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:20,796
Do you own a shirt?
332
00:11:20,903 --> 00:11:22,540
Does a Grithian herdsman
have nine anuses?
333
00:11:22,564 --> 00:11:23,763
What?
334
00:11:23,799 --> 00:11:25,732
- Yes, I have a shirt.
- Hey, it's Alan.
335
00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,133
Leave a message.
336
00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:29,035
Hey, Alangulon, it's Dad.
337
00:11:29,071 --> 00:11:30,915
I just wanted to let
you know I'm in town just...
338
00:11:30,939 --> 00:11:33,406
settling in, got a place.
Got a job lined up.
339
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,608
This is a big move
for me, but, uh, you know,
340
00:11:35,644 --> 00:11:36,888
it's time for me to get to know my boy.
341
00:11:36,912 --> 00:11:38,489
So, uh, I say just,
you know, call me back
342
00:11:38,513 --> 00:11:40,637
when you get th...
343
00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:41,559
If you are satisfied with
344
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,049
- your message, press one.
- Wha...?
345
00:11:43,085 --> 00:11:44,584
To review your message, press two.
346
00:11:44,619 --> 00:11:46,286
Oh.
347
00:11:46,321 --> 00:11:49,456
Hey, Alangulon, it's Dad again.
348
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,157
Well, not again, not to you, at least.
349
00:11:51,193 --> 00:11:52,603
You know, I-I tried to leave a message
350
00:11:52,627 --> 00:11:54,794
before but for whatever reason
the, uh, little, uh...
351
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:57,297
the voice mail thing, uh, cut me off.
352
00:11:57,332 --> 00:11:59,366
Anyway, okay, so, um...
353
00:11:59,401 --> 00:12:02,335
anyway, what I was saying
was, um... where do I start?
354
00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:03,848
Okay, oh, from the beginning.
Okay, so, uh,
355
00:12:03,872 --> 00:12:05,705
I'm in town, I got a pla...
356
00:12:05,741 --> 00:12:06,918
If you are
satisfied with your message...
357
00:12:06,942 --> 00:12:08,186
No, I'm not satisfied with my message!
358
00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:09,554
- To review your message...
- No, I don't, no,
359
00:12:09,578 --> 00:12:11,378
I don't want to leave a new message.
360
00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:12,779
I want to leave an old message...
361
00:12:12,814 --> 00:12:15,281
The one that I was leaving
two messages ago, actually.
362
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,594
Alangulon, Dad.
363
00:12:16,618 --> 00:12:17,795
Got a place, got a job...
364
00:12:17,819 --> 00:12:19,986
Damn it! Damn you! Damn...
365
00:12:26,117 --> 00:12:28,450
Do I really have to go do this?
366
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:32,187
Look, I know you haven't always
had the best relationship
367
00:12:32,223 --> 00:12:36,992
with your dad, but he's really
making an effort to change.
368
00:12:37,028 --> 00:12:39,061
Oh, nuts!
369
00:12:39,096 --> 00:12:40,295
The window was up.
370
00:12:40,331 --> 00:12:41,942
I was hoping to hit you in the face.
371
00:12:41,966 --> 00:12:43,532
Ah, that would have been hilarious,
372
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,734
but your faces were good enough.
373
00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:47,069
You guys looked so scared.
374
00:12:47,104 --> 00:12:49,304
Hey, don't worry about that, okay?
375
00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:50,717
That's-that's not gonna
be a problem at all.
376
00:12:50,741 --> 00:12:52,474
Paper towel will get that right off.
377
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,009
Oh, problem solved. Thanks, Zorn.
378
00:12:54,045 --> 00:12:55,844
- Alangulon! Come here,
- Hey, Dad.
379
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,691
- You little psycho.
- I'm fine. I don't really want to...
380
00:12:57,715 --> 00:12:58,992
Let me throw your ass up
into the air and catch you.
381
00:12:59,016 --> 00:13:01,030
- Come here. Get over here, I got you.
- No. no!
382
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,996
Zorn! He doesn't want to
be thrown in the air.
383
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,254
He's 17 and he just ate.
384
00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:07,189
Yeah, no, right, right,
right, no, sorry, sorry.
385
00:13:12,596 --> 00:13:15,698
Oh, hey, at, uh, work,
my boss, you know?
386
00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:18,200
Looks and talks exactly like a woman.
387
00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:20,536
I mean, the guy's going
all out, too... he wear skirts.
388
00:13:20,571 --> 00:13:22,604
I mean, you know, he's
carrying a, uh, a purse,
389
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,772
he uses tampons.
390
00:13:23,808 --> 00:13:26,341
Yeah, I mean, he has
tampons in his purse.
391
00:13:26,377 --> 00:13:28,844
Honestly, if he wasn't
above me in the chain of command,
392
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:30,367
I'd swear he was a woman.
393
00:13:30,369 --> 00:13:32,192
- Sounds like that's a woman.
- No, no, son.
394
00:13:32,216 --> 00:13:34,249
You're not listening. He's my superior.
395
00:13:34,285 --> 00:13:35,584
Hey, I got a question for you.
396
00:13:35,619 --> 00:13:37,219
What's the deal with that Craig guy?
397
00:13:37,254 --> 00:13:38,520
Craig? He's great.
398
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:39,655
He's really nice.
399
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,724
I've never seen Mom happier, uh-huh.
400
00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:43,399
Oh, yeah, no, I want
to kill his ass, too.
401
00:13:43,427 --> 00:13:45,527
All righty, you ready
to give it a go, Alangulon?
402
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,707
Oh, you know what you can do?
403
00:13:46,731 --> 00:13:48,263
Pretend the balls are Craig's head.
404
00:13:48,299 --> 00:13:49,531
No, thanks.
405
00:13:50,768 --> 00:13:53,736
Look, I know this is
tough for you, okay?
406
00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:55,571
I've been out of
your life for a long time
407
00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:56,917
and there's a lot that I've missed.
408
00:13:56,941 --> 00:13:58,674
Just a decade.
409
00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:02,745
Right, but the point is,
I'm here now, and that...
410
00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:05,748
...erases everything bad I did.
411
00:14:05,783 --> 00:14:07,594
- Let's get some food, shall we?
- Are you for real?
412
00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:09,062
- Food whore! Waitress!
- Are you just...?
413
00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:10,597
- Say it's gonna be all-all fine now?
- You guys ready?
414
00:14:10,621 --> 00:14:11,998
Yeah, we're gonna both have the rib eye.
415
00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:14,323
- No, uh...
- And how would you like that cooked?
416
00:14:14,358 --> 00:14:15,758
Uh... not...
417
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,259
I think, not, right? Yeah.
418
00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:18,660
Two rib eyes, both not.
419
00:14:18,696 --> 00:14:20,373
Actually, I'll have
the veggie wrap, please.
420
00:14:20,397 --> 00:14:21,942
- Oh, that's awesome. Great choice.
- One second, I'm sorry.
421
00:14:21,966 --> 00:14:23,465
You're confused, Alangulon.
422
00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:26,435
It says here the veggie
wrap is, it's only vegetables.
423
00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:27,736
Yeah, I'm a vegetarian.
424
00:14:27,772 --> 00:14:29,538
Maybe 'cause I'm, like,
informed and stuff.
425
00:14:29,573 --> 00:14:32,174
Oh, you should try the
carrot-ginger-kale juice.
426
00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:33,542
- Oh, really?
- Uh-huh.
427
00:14:33,577 --> 00:14:35,322
- Okay, I'm all about ginger, yeah.
- Oh, my God.
428
00:14:35,346 --> 00:14:38,147
- Yeah, bring on the ging.
- Bringing on the ging.
429
00:14:38,182 --> 00:14:39,593
- What the hell is happening?
- It's like the hard stuff.
430
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,027
- Double shot, no problem.
- Ginger is actually
431
00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:42,529
- really good for you.
- You know what I drink?
432
00:14:42,553 --> 00:14:43,597
The blood of my fallen enemies
433
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,621
out of the skulls of their children.
434
00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:48,023
Hey.
435
00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:49,391
You're Alan, right?
436
00:14:49,426 --> 00:14:50,726
- I'm Nancy.
- Cool.
437
00:14:50,761 --> 00:14:51,727
- Hey.
- I think I live
438
00:14:51,762 --> 00:14:53,337
- in your neighborhood.
- Oh.
439
00:14:53,472 --> 00:14:55,130
I drive past you
440
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,599
sometimes... at the bus stop?
441
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,279
Oh, I don't think
that's... that's probably not me.
442
00:14:59,303 --> 00:15:01,637
- I don't do the bus, really, so...
- Yeah, you do.
443
00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:02,716
Just the other day,
your mother was telling me
444
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:03,639
how you take the bus.
445
00:15:03,674 --> 00:15:04,618
I didn't...
446
00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:06,153
Oh, he definitely takes the bus.
447
00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:07,775
Why are you telling her you're
not taking the bus?
448
00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:09,990
Amazing people have taken
the bus, you know?
449
00:15:10,014 --> 00:15:12,014
You got Rosa Parks, took the bus.
450
00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:13,916
Even more famous than her, Keanu Reeves.
451
00:15:13,951 --> 00:15:15,951
For 100 minutes of packed
action, he did.
452
00:15:17,354 --> 00:15:18,821
What? What'd I do?
453
00:15:18,856 --> 00:15:19,900
- Just tell me.
- I like your bracelet.
454
00:15:19,924 --> 00:15:20,956
- Thanks.
- It's cool.
455
00:15:20,991 --> 00:15:22,324
Oh, you a big bracelet nut?
456
00:15:22,359 --> 00:15:24,271
Check this one out. Hey, look at that.
457
00:15:24,295 --> 00:15:25,906
- Watch yourself.
- Dad, put that away. This is ridiculous.
458
00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:27,574
- Please tell me you're joking.
- You can't be in here with that.
459
00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:28,809
- I'm sorry.
- Okay. No, seriously, guys.
460
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:30,243
Right, yeah. Why, 'cause
I'm gonna kill you with it?
461
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:31,845
- Come here, come here, I'm
gonna kill you! - Oh, my God!
462
00:15:31,869 --> 00:15:33,402
- Don't murder her!
- Tom!
463
00:15:33,437 --> 00:15:34,937
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. I was joking.
464
00:15:34,972 --> 00:15:36,650
- Gone! You're gone. Put that
away, you're gone. -Whoa. Okay.
465
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,018
- So gone.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you got it.
466
00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:38,985
- Put that away!
- Yes, sir.
467
00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:40,387
Hey, I hear you. Dad joke gone bad.
468
00:15:47,117 --> 00:15:48,984
Whee!
469
00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:50,452
Higher, Dad!
470
00:15:50,487 --> 00:15:53,155
- One, two... three!
- Oh...
471
00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:55,324
Alangulon.
472
00:15:55,359 --> 00:15:58,360
Why do you suck so bad now?
473
00:15:59,763 --> 00:16:00,963
Zorn?
474
00:16:00,998 --> 00:16:02,030
What?!
475
00:16:02,066 --> 00:16:04,499
Can I see you for a second?
476
00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:09,171
It looks to me like it
was done with a giant sword.
477
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,039
Ah, that's too bad. I love that table.
478
00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:12,352
Do you know anyone in the office
479
00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:13,842
who would do something like this?
480
00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:15,043
Um...
481
00:16:15,079 --> 00:16:17,613
First thought, Margie in HR.
482
00:16:17,648 --> 00:16:19,381
That is not a name
483
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:22,184
I have ever heard before in my life.
484
00:16:22,219 --> 00:16:23,552
Take a seat, Zorn.
485
00:16:23,587 --> 00:16:25,932
O-Okay, okay, it's just, you've
got to understand something.
486
00:16:25,956 --> 00:16:27,589
I need this job.
487
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,924
It's just been weird being back
488
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:30,503
and around my ex-wife,
who's now engaged,
489
00:16:30,527 --> 00:16:32,995
and that's stirring up
a lot of emotions for me...
490
00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:35,197
Look, I'm trying to make
things right with my son,
491
00:16:35,232 --> 00:16:36,394
and he's just not getting it.
492
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,645
And he's acting all weird about
taking the bus, it's like...
493
00:16:38,669 --> 00:16:40,380
- Okay. Let's just, uh...
- I don't think he's even seen
494
00:16:40,404 --> 00:16:41,570
the movie Speed before.
495
00:16:41,605 --> 00:16:42,771
Which is a whole other thing.
496
00:16:42,806 --> 00:16:44,706
- Zorn.
- Sorry. Sorry, go ahead.
497
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,508
I didn't bring you in here to fire you.
498
00:16:46,543 --> 00:16:47,775
Oh, thank God.
499
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:49,789
You don't think I want
to smash a table sometimes?
500
00:16:49,813 --> 00:16:51,324
You don't think I want to box the ears
501
00:16:51,348 --> 00:16:53,415
of that gum-snapping
receptionist like you did?
502
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,262
Oh, no, she's the worst. I
almost chopped her in half.
503
00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:56,885
See that, Zorn?
504
00:16:56,921 --> 00:16:58,921
What you got there, that's passion.
505
00:16:58,956 --> 00:17:00,756
- You got a fire in you.
- That's right!
506
00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:02,280
A fire that will consume anyone
507
00:17:02,281 --> 00:17:03,770
- that stands in my way!
- A fire
508
00:17:03,794 --> 00:17:05,027
you gotta rein in.
509
00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:06,929
Gotta rein in that fire. Yeah. Exactly.
510
00:17:06,964 --> 00:17:09,331
Just... try to be more considerate.
511
00:17:09,366 --> 00:17:10,565
You know what that means?
512
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:11,801
Uh, no, of course I do, yeah.
513
00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:13,546
Considerate. It's
when you look at someone
514
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,837
- and imagine them melting.
- No.
515
00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:18,040
Yeah, no, it's...
it's like when two horses die
516
00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:19,886
- at the exact same time.
- I'll just tell you.
517
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:23,478
It means you're thinking
about what other people want
518
00:17:23,514 --> 00:17:25,614
and not just what you want.
519
00:17:25,649 --> 00:17:27,049
Huh. Really?
520
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:28,951
Yeah, we don't have that
concept in Zephyria.
521
00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:30,819
Yeah. No, but it's good,
though. I like it.
522
00:17:30,854 --> 00:17:32,220
Oh! You know what?
523
00:17:32,256 --> 00:17:34,556
I can use that idea on my son.
524
00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:36,591
You could also use that here at work.
525
00:17:36,627 --> 00:17:38,026
Hey.
526
00:17:38,062 --> 00:17:39,361
You're a good guy.
527
00:17:45,207 --> 00:17:46,473
Hey, Alangulon...
528
00:17:46,508 --> 00:17:48,942
You know how you hate taking the bus?
529
00:17:48,978 --> 00:17:50,344
- Yeah?
- Well, why don't you
530
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,379
come outside, check out your new ride?
531
00:18:00,671 --> 00:18:02,004
What do you think?
532
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:02,971
It's all yours.
533
00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:05,774
Wait, this is for me?
534
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:06,842
- This is mine?
- Yeah.
535
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,243
No more waiting at the bus stop
536
00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:09,578
for my son.
537
00:18:09,613 --> 00:18:11,458
- You paid attention to something I said?
- That's right.
538
00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:12,748
Because I'm considerate,
539
00:18:12,783 --> 00:18:13,949
my sweet little boy.
540
00:18:13,984 --> 00:18:15,317
Wow.
541
00:18:15,352 --> 00:18:16,496
Go ahead, take it for a spin.
542
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,653
Uh-oh!
543
00:18:17,688 --> 00:18:19,755
Sorry.
544
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:21,356
You never taught me how to catch, so...
545
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,758
Now, look, it's an older model,
546
00:18:22,793 --> 00:18:25,694
so it's going to have some parasites
living in its flesh.
547
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,396
But the talons are still razor-sharp
548
00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:29,164
and it handles great on murder swoops.
549
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,332
No! No! No!
550
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:33,202
That is going right back
where it came from!
551
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,137
But Mom, it can fly!
552
00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:37,058
I don't care if it can spit
out flesh-eating slime.
553
00:18:37,058 --> 00:18:39,675
- Which it can.
- I want it out of my driveway.
554
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:40,676
Oh, come on.
555
00:18:40,711 --> 00:18:41,688
Don't act like you never rode
556
00:18:41,712 --> 00:18:43,178
a death hawk, Edie.
557
00:18:43,214 --> 00:18:44,146
Okay, I was 19.
558
00:18:44,181 --> 00:18:45,447
I was coked out of my mind.
559
00:18:45,482 --> 00:18:46,493
Y... Don't try to change the subject.
560
00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:47,983
This is what you do, Zorn.
561
00:18:48,018 --> 00:18:49,729
- Oh. Oh, okay, yeah.
- You're gonna come in here, make a big
562
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,131
- mess and then disappear.
- Tell me everything about me.
563
00:18:51,155 --> 00:18:53,422
And who's left to clean it up?
564
00:18:53,457 --> 00:18:54,968
Look at that thing. It stinks, it's huge
565
00:18:54,992 --> 00:18:56,658
and he doesn't have a helmet.
566
00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:59,061
Uh, maybe if Alangulon were
the fruit of your loins, Craig,
567
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,029
your opinion would actually matter here.
568
00:19:01,065 --> 00:19:02,731
But he's not, so it doesn't, shut up.
569
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:04,967
Okay, class, well,
I've been emasculated again.
570
00:19:05,002 --> 00:19:07,436
And, uh, so we're gonna
cut this class short.
571
00:19:07,471 --> 00:19:08,437
Alan!
572
00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:09,872
- I said no!
- What?
573
00:19:09,907 --> 00:19:11,206
- Why?
- Fly, son!
574
00:19:11,242 --> 00:19:13,275
- Fly away!
- Zorn, if you don't
575
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,455
get rid of this thing right now,
I'm calling Animal Control.
576
00:19:15,479 --> 00:19:17,479
Oh, no, no. This bird
would kill Animal Control,
577
00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:19,793
- if it wasn't so heavily sedated
as it is right now. - Zorn...
578
00:19:19,817 --> 00:19:20,782
I'm not kidding.
579
00:19:20,818 --> 00:19:21,717
I want it out, now.
580
00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:25,187
Fine. Geez.
581
00:19:25,222 --> 00:19:26,655
Guy tries to bring
582
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,390
a gift to his son, you know,
583
00:19:28,425 --> 00:19:29,903
and just be considerate of his feelings
584
00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:31,460
and his emotions...
585
00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:32,839
Next thing you know,
he's the bad guy here.
586
00:19:32,863 --> 00:19:34,040
It's like, give me a friggin' break.
587
00:19:34,064 --> 00:19:35,030
What the hell?!
588
00:19:35,065 --> 00:19:36,965
- Oh!
- That's a living thing!
589
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,468
- What are you doing?
- What? It was painless.
590
00:19:39,503 --> 00:19:40,847
I just went right through
its spinal cord.
591
00:19:40,871 --> 00:19:42,282
Didn't feel a thing.
I've done this a billion...
592
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,206
Uh-oh. Here we go.
593
00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:47,309
Oh... come on.
594
00:19:47,344 --> 00:19:48,944
Oh...
595
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,579
I'll get the hose.
596
00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:53,315
Edie, the drought...
597
00:19:56,387 --> 00:19:59,054
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
598
00:19:59,089 --> 00:20:00,622
This is the problem with an older one,
599
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,458
is they don't want to die,
so they just won't.
600
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:09,431
Alan?
601
00:20:09,466 --> 00:20:10,565
Yeah?
602
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,734
I just wanted to
make sure you were okay.
603
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,270
After what happened with the bird.
604
00:20:15,306 --> 00:20:16,705
I'm fine.
605
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:18,240
You know, your dad...
606
00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:19,908
he's... he's trying.
607
00:20:19,944 --> 00:20:21,677
He really loves you.
608
00:20:21,712 --> 00:20:24,479
He's just having a hard time realizing
609
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,214
we're nothing like him.
610
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,216
You're not like him at all.
611
00:20:28,252 --> 00:20:31,053
Oh, no, you're right.
I'm-I'm nothing like him.
612
00:20:31,922 --> 00:20:32,955
All right.
613
00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:34,290
Good night, sweetie.
614
00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:35,803
Good night, Mom.
615
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:54,596
- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
44092
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
