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In my four years, there have beenmany emergencies at Sacred Heart,
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but none like this one, because today...
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Where is he?
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Dr Cox's son needed two stitches.
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- I got here as soon...
- Shut it, Newbie.
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Your blacker half is concentrating.
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- How are you holding up?
- I'm a little nervous.
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Well, now you make me all nervous.
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I'd focus, because that tiny patch
of skin on my son's forehead
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is more important to me
than then entirety
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of your high-fiving, head-shaving,
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air-balling,
insulin-needing existence,
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which I guarantee will come
to an abrupt, very unnatural end.
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OK, I'm done.
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We all held our breath together.
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The surgeon lives!
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The Todd forgot to breathe again.
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Starting CPR.
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Mr Gerst, what seems to be the problem?
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- I took some pills.
- Come on, help me out here.
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Happy pills, sad pills,
sleeping pills, sane pills, pain pills,
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- brain pills, Spain pills...
- Man pills.
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The commercial says consult a physician
if the condition persists
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- for more than four hours.
- If what persists?
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Let's just say you took uppers.
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Dude, check out what I found
when I was taking out the trash!
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That is the most ridiculous hat
I've ever seen.
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And I must have it.
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Aren't you gonna be late to meet Carla?
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I've got time.
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Turk and Carla were having trouble,
so she'd been staying at Elliot's.
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You were late the last time.
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But I set the clock ahead
an hour so I wouldn't be late.
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I set it back three so we could see
what it felt like in Honolulu.
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I set it ahead five
so I wouldn't feel like a skeeve
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for watching porn in the day.
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I set it back to 8.08, turned it upside
down to see if it looked like "Bob",
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- which it does...
- That's true.
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Which means that it's actually...
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- 9.52!
- 9.52!
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My God! I gotta be downtown
in, like, eight minutes!
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Dude, we're never gonna make it in time!
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- Take a shortcut through that hedge!
- You got it, player!
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Hold on, buddy!
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- That was a thick bush.
- Really, Turk, was it a thick bush?
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Because there's berries in my ass.
Just go!
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Sorry. My bad, dude. My bad.
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Don't worry, Turk, I got 'em!
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Strike!
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Turk, why are you wearing pyjamas?
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I really want you to come home,
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and on the off chance you said yes,
I'd be ready to snuggle,
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and that would hopefully lead to,
but necessarily require,
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relations of the intimate nature.
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Turk, with everything that's happened,
I'm just having trouble trusting you.
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If there's anyone in this world
you can trust, it's me.
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Turk, you're the one I don't know
if I can trust, so how am I supposed
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to trust that I can trust you telling me
that I can trust you?
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My head hurts.
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I wish I knew how it was going.
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Sorry about your hogs, fellas.
Enjoy the free espressos.
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Warlord, I told you to sip it.
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- Use your words.
- Warlord burn mouth.
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He did, cos he wasn't listening.
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Napkin on your lap, Satan's Valet.
Thank you.
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Hey, what are you doing, Frankenstein?
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Photo journal for my photography class.
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Terrific. Could I see your camera?
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Very interesting.
Oh, there's film in it.
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Hey! All my pictures were in there!
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"Dead Patient With Shirt",
"Dead Patient Without Shirt",
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"Me in Shirt Being Yelled
at by Angry Family".
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Do you have any idea
of what would unfold
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if Jordan were to see that picture?
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It is a heart-wrenching tale of woe
involving Jordan's second cousin,
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who plays for the New England Patriots,
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and me having a Super Bowl ring
removed from my oesophagus.
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Jordan's never going
to see these stitches.
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Well, I hope you realise this means war.
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Buzz off, you big monkey.
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Poor Mr Gerst.
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What's that like,
to have an erection for nine hours.
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Ask me in 20 minutes.
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Get this. He doesn't have erectile
dysfunction. Why take those drugs?
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What's this?
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Why, it's a dummygram,
and it's addressed to you, Barbie.
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Let's read it and find out what's
in there. You are disturbingly naive.
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Stop. Almost 50 percent of ED drugs
are taken by recreational users.
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- Stop.
- That can't be true.
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Everyone, would you go ahead
and close your eyes for a second?
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Great. Now, would all the men in the
room who have tried Mr Happy pills
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go ahead and grab your fork
and bang your glass.
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Thank you.
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Ted, everyone stopped!
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Oh, damn it!
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- She's got this trust issue.
- Just tell her she can trust you.
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I did. If I'm the one
she didn't know she could trust,
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how is she supposed to trust me
telling her she can?
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- My head hurts.
- Mine did too.
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- I need you to go in.
- No way.
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It's never smart to get
in the middle of a relationship.
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I'll let you wear my top hat.
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Hey! Want to grab a beer?
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Lose the hat.
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- Hi.
- Hello, there.
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What's with all the Band-Aids?
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Jack was getting nutty, having some fun.
See, I even let him put one on me.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Are those stitches?
- What are the odds you'd pick that one?
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Jack just...
He just fell off of the jungle gym.
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You're not careful enough!
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What about the time he brained himself?
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- That was an accident.
- Quick question.
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Why is it an accident
when he's with you,
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but when Jack gets hurt on my time,
I'm not careful enough?
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Because I...
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Oh, dear God.
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You're speechless.
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I won! I won an argument.
Jack, it's unprecedented.
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We'll be at the playground
drinking beer. Oh, God, we love beer!
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But...
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That guy needs to do some
serious thinking about baseball.
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- He wouldn't even let me see it.
- Meathead.
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Good, you both looked.
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Now, Mr Gerst came here for help,
and we're doctors,
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so how about we try and treat him
with a bit of dignity and respect?
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That man is a human sundial.
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It's so nice to get out.
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Do you know who sings the song?
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I can tell you who doesn't:
Billy Joel,
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who brought us hits
as Uptown Girl and Matter of Trust.
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Speaking of trust,
you know who's trustworthy? Turk.
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I call him Turkey-Turkey-Turkey-
Turkey-Trust-Trust. A little nickname.
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J.D., I know what you're
trying to do and it's very sweet,
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but the last couple of days have
been so messed up and confusing,
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I'd love to just try and forget about it
and have a few drinks, OK?
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I'd talk about him
until you made me leave.
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- I'll let you put the hat back on.
- Two appletinis, governor.
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Look at my girl.
Right back up on the monkey bars,
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after she chipped
her tooth there last week.
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My kid's got a forehead full of stitches
from leaping off the jungle gym.
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When my wife's not around,
I let her stand on my shoulders.
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Really? Wait till you
get a load of this.
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OK, here we go. What are we doing?
Come here, you. You come here, you.
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Giant man,
why are you making that noise?
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Because my camera
doesn't make a real sound,
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and it's more fun that way.
See? You go...
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Look happy. Look sad.
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Look crazy.
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Look like you're going away.
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You need to set
an example of professionalism.
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You're not gonna do that
by making fun of that man's slinky-doo.
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Don't pull me!
I'm your boss, for God's... Hello!
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Well, Mr Gerst, your situation
doesn't seem to be reversing itself,
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so I think we're gonna need to
schedule a procedure to relieve the...
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Woodiness.
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My fianc�e is 24. She said she
wanted to do something special.
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Turns out she just meant
having breakfast with her family.
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Those pills didn't kick in
until just about the moment
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I'm introduced to her
90-year-old grandmother.
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And sure enough, that little lady gives
me the waist hug from her wheelchair.
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I need that chart.
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Sweetheart, it's not healthy
to hold it in. Let it out.
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- You know you want to.
- I'm fine.
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I pulled away from that encounter with
Grandma Helen's breathing apparatus.
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My work here is done.
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Oh, my God, I can't stop!
I'm sorry. I have to pee.
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OK, J.D., why are we sitting up here?
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Because you can see Elliot's
whole apartment from up here.
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J.D., you're drunk.
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Carla, I'm not as think
as you drunk I am.
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Then why can't you let go of the couch?
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I can let go of the couch
if I so choose.
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OK, let go of the couch. Let it go.
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You see?
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There are many things we can't control,no matter how strong we might be...
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... like a knee-jerk reaction...
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I am so sorry.
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I'm done. I'm done. Yes.
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It's OK.
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... or a janitor who has it in for you.
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Hi. Look what someone
was nice enough to give me.
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Janitor.
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Oh, thank you for helping me
have some fun tonight.
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You're welcome.
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Sometimes you let go of the control youdo have in a brief moment of weakness.
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Sorry. Drunken accident.
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- Nothing happened.
- Right.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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- Buenas... nose things.
- Good night.
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Like she said, everything's fine.
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There's nothing like the raysof the morning sun
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reminding you that you got drunkand kissed your best friend's wife.
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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- It really happened?
- It was nothing!
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- There wasn't tongue!
- No tongue!
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- A friend kiss.
- Were your lips parted?
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No, I pursed them like this.
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I remember my one lip
being on top of your lip,
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my other lip in the middle of yours.
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Your lips were apart
and I don't think that's a friend kiss!
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It's a friend kiss,
and we will never talk about this!
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- All right.
- What's going on?
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- Nothing.
- We kissed.
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- Carla!
- A friend kiss?
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- Yes. Carla!
- No!
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You're killing me!
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- This never leaves the room!
- Why did you close my window?
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Oh, no! She wrote "J.D. And Carla
kissed" and she's gonna tell Turk!
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No, no, stop her!
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Don't worry, ladies,
I've closed the window.
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J.D., I don't have a messenger monkey.
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All right, fine, I'm a little rougher
than you are, but guess what?
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The two of us have two distinctly
different parenting styles.
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You're an overbearing psychotic,
and I'm, well, you know... fun.
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If we can meet somewhere in the middle,
I think Jack's gonna be terrific.
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Besides, it's not like I ever
put him in any real danger.
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Flip!
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Flip? What does "flip" mean, Perry?
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Jack probably thinks that Mommy and
Daddy are being a little too sarcastic.
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Maybe.
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Or it's because
every time he says "flip",
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Daddy does a little trick
where he grabs Jack by the ankles,
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he flips him upside down, he drops him
down onto his shoulders and then...
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...puts him in a little baby trapeze,
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shoots him across
the sand box without a net.
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You are never taking Jack
to the park without me. Ever!
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Jordan.
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- A trapeze?
- Yeah. Photoshop. You can do anything.
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Here I have you wearing
a duck's bill. Get it?
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Because you're a quack.
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No?!
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Come on. Classic comedy, my friend.
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He'll learn.
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I'm a horrible person. There I was,
on my high horse about Mr Gerst,
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then I turned out to be as bad
as everyone else.
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Give yourself some credit.
You were worse than everyone else.
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Maybe I was, but you know what?
I'm gonna try and better myself.
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Unlike you, I'll follow through,
Mr Sign Up on the Bulletin Board
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for German Lessons
and Never Show Up. That's right.
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It was my flier...
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I broke up with my German mistress.
She smells like sauerkraut.
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I'm so sorry.
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If you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go into that room right now
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and own up to what I did.
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Hello? Did someone come in?
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I had to hide from Turk,so I went to the one place
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where I knew no one would ever venture.
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Ted? Ted?
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- A little help!
- Ted, what are you doing?
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I like to do stomach crunches
after lunch.
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Ted, lunch was four hours ago.
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- Yep, I wasted most of my Tuesday.
- It's Wednesday.
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Oh, man, I missed the Gilmore Girls!
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- There you are. Hey, Ted.
- Hey.
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- How did it go last night?
- What's with the fifth degree?
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- Don't you mean third degree?
- This is two degrees worse.
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I can't breathe.
I'm trapped in a death coffin.
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I wanted to see if you got anywhere.
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He knows your lying face,but silence is incriminating too. Think!
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What's between silence and talking?
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Turk? I thought you could
take me over to Elliot's place
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to get my stuff so I could move back in.
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Yeah, sure... Really?
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- All right, meet me downstairs, OK?
- OK.
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I owe you one.
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You should sit down.
You're looking a little purple.
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I know my own body.
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- Thanks for saving my ass.
- Well, I wasn't saving your ass.
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I didn't realize how easy it is
to make little mistakes.
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They're stupid mistakes
that seem like nothing,
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but can snowball on you and take
your whole marriage with it, you know?
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I feel like I understand now how Turk
could have let stuff like that happen.
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So I forgave him.
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- Well, I guess I'm glad we kissed then.
- Me too.
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- You guys ready?
- Yeah, we are. Let's do it.
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OK, we just saw the plastic surgeon.
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Jack is fine, but if the cut was four
inches to the left and 7 inches deeper,
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it could have
potentially scratched his eye.
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- That was a close one.
- What a sweet little angel.
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Can I just give him a little squeeze?
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Of course.
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Back off there, lady.
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Save up all that energy for the cruise.
Go on, get out of here.
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Hippity-hop to the barber shop.
Come on, Mom.
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This hospital is literally
crawling with germs and disease.
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In all fairness,
you don't know if that lady is a sickie,
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visiting a sickie and she ran
her hands all over his sickie face.
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- I normally never let people touch him.
- Really?
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Because these photographs
would beg to differ.
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Old lady kissing Jack,
teenage girl hugging Jack,
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homeless man... holding Jack.
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- Jordan!
- It's just Carl.
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He holds Jack when I get a bikini wax.
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What's the matter with me? I don't
think twice about people holding him,
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yet I obsess about things
like broken arms, broken legs, choking,
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kidnapping, drowning,
bad babysitters, pretty babysitters.
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I freak out over staph infections,
blood disease,
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mumps, measles,
sex, drugs, rock and roll
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and all registered Independents.
Between us, we've got it covered.
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- Was this taken at my mother's house?
- I gotta go.
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Dude, that did not happen.
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No, I'm in the hospital because I...
They think I have avian flu.
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I gotta call you back.
How long have you been there?
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Oh, 47, 48 minutes. I'm not sure.
I nodded off for a while.
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Mr Gerst, I'm so sorry
for laughing at you.
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I have to tell a story.
In the seventh grade,
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I was at a roller rink
and I needed to go to the bathroom.
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So I just skated right on into a stall
and I did my private business.
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When I went to pull up my pants,
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I started rolling towards the door,
which wasn't latched.
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I don't know if you've had experience
skating with underpants at your ankles.
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Difficult to stop.
Unless, you scream so loud
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they turn off the music
and everyone looks at you.
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Anyway, that's how I wound up
with the nickname Roller Moler.
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- I'm sorry?
- I have a mole on my ass.
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The cute kind, not the hairy kind.
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The next day I showed up at school
with roller skates on,
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- and everybody cracked up.
- Why are you telling me this?
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Because I owned up to it.
This is funny, Mr Gerst.
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If you don't become part of the joke,
it will follow and devour you.
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- Can I get a look at that mole?
- No. No.
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This is nice, the three of us sitting
together again like three musketeers.
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Yeah. And I need you guys
to scrape your plates
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before you put them in the dishwasher.
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She's back. My baby's back!
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Carla was right. If a relationship'sgonna work, it has to be based on trust,
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like a wife trusting her husband.
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- Kid's back on the jungle gym.
- Sure.
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- Guess your wife backed down.
- Bet your sweet ass she did.
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Even if it involves a compromise.
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Hey, Jack! Just blink
when you want me to get you down.
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Just give me the old blink-a-roonie.
Terrific athlete.
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I'm thinking 2016 Olympics.
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Oh, God, was that a blink?
Excuse me.
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Or a patient trusting his doctorto help him hold on to his dignity.
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Yes, and then I pulled off
Grandma's breathing apparatus.
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No, I'm serious.
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It may take a lot of work,but it's worth it.
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Wow, that was a moist kiss.
Wish I was wearing an apron.
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Baby, from here on out,
I hide nothing from you.
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It's a clean start for us.
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Sports time!
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Because in the end,things work out for the best.
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J.D. And I kissed.
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Or not.
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