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Even though I wasalready an amazing doctor,
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when I became chief resident, I decidedto add something extra to my repertoire.
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A hook, if you will.
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Mrs MacCalla, 40s, moderately
attractive, condition improving.
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Did you just say
I was moderately attractive?
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Excuse me, Mrs MacCalla.
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Patient's complaint of hearing loss
was clearly to get attention.
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Where'd you get the idea
for the stupid tape recorder?
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Dude, I loveyour new tape recorder.
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You two are idiots.
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Come on, Carla, I wanted a hook,
and I only had one other idea.
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Mr Hawkins, the results
of your tests are back,
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- and you have...
- Liver disease. Liver disease.
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Sorry. That's all he can say.
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You don't have liver disease.
You have inoperable lung cancer.
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- Liver disease.
- If only, Chauncey.
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Bottom line, a recorder won't
fly away and break your heart.
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Sorry. I'm just a little edgy because
my husband woke me up last night,
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and he knows once I'm up
I can't go back to sleep.
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Baby, I was quiet last night.
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Great, I'm awake.
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Sorry about that, sweetness.
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Since you're up,
I was wondering if we could...
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Are you crazy?
No, Turk. I...
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Gesundheit.
I love my new tape recorder.
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Not only is it a timesaver,I can record my every thought.
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I like toast.
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They aren't all winners.Still, as long as I have this thing,
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I don't need to bein my head so much.
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Excuse me.
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Why did I say excuse me?He bumped into me.
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I have to stop doing that.
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Excuse me!
Frick!
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Got you a blueberry muffin,
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but you don't like blueberries,
so I picked 'em out.
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People think Molly's off,but I totally get her.
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She's like the big sisterI always wanted.
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She makes me feelbetter about myself.
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They're so not finger toes.
These are finger toes.
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- Yours are cute, like French fries.
- Really?
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Yeah. I can do calligraphy with mine.
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She looks after me.
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Sorry, sorry!
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She makes me do thingsI don't normally do.
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She's the Peppermint Pattyto my Marcie.
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You know, minus the thick glassesand the strong lesbian vibe.
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Half of what rappers say
doesn't make sense.
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Like that Snoop Dogg,
Dr. Dre song.
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What does "still hittin' them corners
and those Ho Hos, girl" mean?
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Many disadvantaged African-Americans
have limited nutritional choices.
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Therefore, they must subsist
on Ho Ho snack cakes.
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It's a black thing, bro.
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It's, "Still hittin' them corners
in them low-lows, girl."
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Low-lows, not Ho Hos.
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See, Turk, in the hood,
a low-low is a low rider
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or a car with an adjusted suspension
that allows it to bounce up and down.
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Dre and Snoop enjoy driving together
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in their low riders around the corners,
or lizzle rizzles.
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Turk, you just got schooled on rap
by the two whitest chicks in America.
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- None of you can prove it.
- I got it on tape.
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There's Dr Kelso. OK,you're chief resident now, so say hi.
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Don't stop, or you'll haveto say something,
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and you know youdon't improvise well.
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- Hi, Dr Kelso.
- Dr Reid.
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I see you've trimmed your nose hair.
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Frick on a stick!
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Molly's nervous cosher boyfriend's in town.
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Mike's private, so when we go to dinner
pretend I never told you personal stuff.
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Gotcha.
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Mike's got a curved peep.
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Watch your step there, little lady.
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Thanks, Janitor.
He is so sweet.
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But why doesn't he just put upa sign that says "wet floor"?
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Wet floor.
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Sorry. I was recording some thoughts
and I slipped and fell.
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Give me this.
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Possible nicknames for Dr Coxwhen we become best friends:
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The Coxinator, Cox of Seagulls.
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Here it comes. Another condescendingrant about how we suck at ourjobs.
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Since you two have
become chief residents,
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I've noticed your leadership skills
are... How can I put this delicately?
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...crap!
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- Oh, sir...
- That is so not nice.
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Some people say I'm a good leader.
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Why don't you go and get that
young resident there to come up here?
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- Easy. Lonnie?
- Not right now.
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Yes, sir?
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Slap yourself very hard
in the face then leave.
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Anyway, one of you two is going
to speak at Grand Rounds today.
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Here comes the part where he throws meto the wolves to protect his prot�g�.
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Barbie, you're up.
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Perfect.
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Our TV's working.
Why are you reading?
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I'm researching leadership
techniques for my residents.
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You're better off
watching good ol' Papa Smurf.
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Yeah. He says leadership
boils down to three things:
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Smurfaration,
smurfaration, smurf.
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Preparation,
inspiration and fear?
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You know it.
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Are we playing pillow feet again?
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I'm not waking Carla tonight.
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Turk.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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- So you're definitely up now, huh?
- Yes.
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That's it. From now on, you and I
are going to bed at the same time.
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That's fine. You know what, baby?
Since you're up, I was wondering...
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No, Turk! I can't
believe that you...
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Oh, my God!
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How does she eat like thatand stay so thin?
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If I didn't love her,I'd spread rumours that she's bulimic.
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So how's it going?
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I'm freaking out about Grand Rounds.
Cox hung me out to dry again.
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You'll be fine. Just do what I do,
fake it till you make it.
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Like when a guy's bad in bed,
and you pretend he's awesome
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so he doesn't go to a special store,
buy a weird pump
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- and accidentally run into your dad?
- Kind of.
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See Dr Kelso there?
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I have to justify my programme
for our psychotic homeless population.
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Am I scared to go over
to his table of stuffy fat guys
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cos I know they're
just gonna stare at my chest?
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Of course. But...
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...l'm just gonna act confident,
and they're gonna believe I'm confident.
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Wow.
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Excuse me.
Yep, those are my boobs.
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Have you had time
to go over my proposal?
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Yes. Medical care
for crazy homeless people.
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- Sounds like a money-maker.
- You know it's a good idea.
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As I watched Molly shieldingher boobs and working her magic,
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I realised she wasn't just my friend.
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She's the mentorI've always been looking for.
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Check out my man
getting his leadership on.
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First he hits 'em
with a little preparation.
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Questions about
evolving treatment therapies?
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Next, inspiration.
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You guys all have the potential
to be amazing doctors.
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And finally, a dose of fear.
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OK. I'll see you guys.
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Fear might need a little work,
but otherwise, smurftastic!
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- That's how I smurf, baby.
- Mmm, Smurfette.
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Blue boobies.
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- Who wants another beer?
- Turk, it's bedtime.
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Baby, when you said
we'd go to sleep at the same time,
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I thought you meant
you'd stay up until I went to sleep.
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Turk, that's crazy talk.
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But the guys are here,
and it's the ninth inning.
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Gentlemen, a moment
for our fallen comrade.
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How old is this patient?
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Seventy-nine.
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And how old would you say he was
when you started this procedure?
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The more I thoughtabout how awesome Molly is,
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the more I got sick of Dr Cox's crap.
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Oh, my God.
I could fly to China,
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adopt a child, raise her
and send her to medical school
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and then train her to do this procedure
in the time it's taken you to finish it.
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Enough!He's never been there for you.
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Burn this bridge once and for all.
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- Barbie, honest to God...
- You know what, Dr Cox?
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I have so had it with this
whole macho alpha-male thing,
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and I have heard every tired,
recycled putdown you have in you.
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Save your stupid lessons
for someone who gives a frick,
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because I don't want to see you
or that stupid poodle perm
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unless it's walkin' away from me.
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God, that felt great!
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Hopefully, it won't haveramifications for anyone else.
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I'm feeling so good today
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I still feel goodcos nobody saw me fall
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That sound you're hearing
is my residents' respect.
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- It feels good.
- Gloria!
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You were supposed to start
pre-rounds at 7.00. It's now 7.03.
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Sorry I'm late.
I was singing, and I fell.
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I know I've used the falling excuse
before, but it happened again.
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I know the only thing
you've been responsible for
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was picking which
Duran Duran cover band
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would play at your sorority formal,
but you're supposed to teach.
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So how's about
you learn how to walk,
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ditch the tape recorder
and act like you got a pair!
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Kill Lonnie.
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I felt greatafter telling Dr Cox off. Why?
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Because I knew I hadsomeone to support me,
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someone to look up to,someone pretty amazing.
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Wow!
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That outfit would look
better on my floor.
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Mistake.
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No! Not the Lasso of Truth!
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I once had a threesome,
and not the cool kind.
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- We gotta do dinner another night.
- How come?
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Mike got up and wanted to read
the paper, and I don't get it.
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He went to the neighbour's,
and they don't get it.
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He broke into their garage, stole
their car and wrapped it around a pole.
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- Oh, my God! Is he OK?
- I've been better.
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Oh, sorry.
Mike, Elliot. Elliot, Mike.
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- Great.
- I'll be right in.
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Elliot, I'm sorry.
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I know all about how it is
when you think a guy's great
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and he ends up a car thief.
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Relationships are never perfect,
and Mike's got potential.
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He's got the most beautiful eyes
I've ever seen.
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My God,my mentor's a crazy person.
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- Molly!
- Coming, babe.
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- So, rain check on the dinner.
- Yeah.
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Watching Molly,
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I found myself askingthe same questions I always do.
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Did I line upbehind the wrong person?
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Am I too much of a wimp?
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Oh, my God! What a catch!
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Will people around hereever respect me?
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Guys.
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Guys. Guys!
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Unfortunately,I closed the door on the creep
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who used to occasionallygive me answers.
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I just had to hopethat I hadn't closed it for good.
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Dr Cox, do you have a sec?
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It's gonna be OK, sweetie.
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As I watched Molly gently strokethe hand of a convicted felon,
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I had to admit,his eyes were stunning.
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I couldn't help but think whatthe next few years would be like
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if she was my mentor.
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The police caught this guy
robbing a liquor store,
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tox screen is positive
for methamphetamines and cocaine.
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- OK, what should I do?
- Make out with him. He's such a catch.
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Hi. I'm Dr Reid.
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What's up?
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Dr Cox went ballistic
in front of my residents.
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Now I've lost my mojo.
Check this out.
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- Hey, JD.
- You see? There's no fear.
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- Can you help a brother out?
- I have my own problems.
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I've got a bedtime again.
I haven't had one in 12 years.
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- You had a bedtime when you were 17?
- Not every night.
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On weekends, I didn't have
to be in bed, just in my room.
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That's way cooler.
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Carla's setting a record on being
a pain in the ass, and I can't help you.
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Carla's setting a recordon being a major pain in the ass,
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and I can't help you.
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OK, here's what you do.
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OK, you can'tbend that way anymore,
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cos when you do,that last vertebrae sticks out
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and makes you looklike a prehistoric camel.
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- What are you thinking?
- Same ol', same ol'.
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- Camel butt?
- Yeah.
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Can you warn everyone
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that Mike gets a little handsy
when he's on the painkillers?
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- Dr Vaji already told us.
- It was horrible.
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Elliot, want to grab some lunch?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I can't.
I'm busy.
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OK.
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I felt bad, but it was timeto start pulling away.
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- Dr Cox.
- Hold on.
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Bob, did you happen to order
any of the pain in the ass?
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- No.
- We didn't order the pain in the ass.
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- You yelled in front of my residents.
- I didn't.
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So how's about you learn to walk,
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ditch the tape recorderand act like you got a pair!
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I'll let you two talk.
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Perry, I'd be remiss if I didn't tell
you that earlier I wish I'd said,
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"I must've ordered the pain
in the ass seeing as you're there."
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Here I was thinking the same thing.
Let's do this again.
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Tell you what there, Gidget,
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if you promise to leave right now,
I won't yell at you
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- in front of your peons anymore.
- You ruined my credibility!
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Look me in the eyes and tell me
that's not messed up.
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Fair enough.
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Later when you're with residents,
I'll come up for something.
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You'll tell me
you're too busy in a manly way,
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and I'll contritely turn around
and walk out
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with my tail between my legs.
Problem solved.
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- Can you pull off contrite?
- Can you pull off manly way?
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Should've seen that coming.
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Turk, would you pour me
a cup of decaf, please?
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- We gotta go to bed early tonight.
- I'll have some of that decaf, son.
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No, sir. See, this is regular.
I gotta give Carla the strong stuff
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just to keep her awake
so I can stay up later.
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Drugging your own wife.
Been there. Careful, though.
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Starts with coffee.
Next thing you know,
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you're rooting around for an adrenaline
shot to counteract a Valium overdose.
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- Your coffee, my love.
- Thank you, my husband.
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What a fun day.
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Hey, camel butt.
I heard you and Carla talking.
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Frick on a stick with a brick!Just leave.
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Oh, whoa now.
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What happened to...
what happened to feisty Barbie?
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You know, it took me
a hell of a lot to shake off
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that tongue-lashing
you gave me yesterday.
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Yesterday I had a mentor,
but she turned out to be insane.
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How am I supposed to take
professional advice
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from somebody who can't
hold together their personal life?
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I know you and I
have never really connected.
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Maybe that's because
you're relentlessly annoying,
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or maybe it's my fault
because I can't tolerate
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relentlessly annoying people.
I don't know.
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But answer me one question.
Do you think I'm a good teacher?
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- To some people.
- Fair enough.
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Why don't we go ahead and
take a look at my personal life?
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I am in love with a woman that I hate,
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my two-year-old son
calls me Pewwy,
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and this is something that I've never
actually shared with anybody before,
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but on Saturday nights, I like to throw
on a nice dress, go out to dive bars
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and insist that everybody
call me Mrs Haberdasher.
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No, you don't.
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Even if I did,
it wouldn't really matter
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since that has nothing to do
with how good of a teacher I am.
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Stick with me here, Barbie. The point is
that if you've found somebody
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who makes you believe in yourself
as much as you did yesterday, well...
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...I would think twice
before I wrote that person off.
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OK, everybody,
gather around, please.
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Newbie, I need to talk to you.
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I'm a little busy right now, Perry.
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Oh. My fault.
I'll come back later.
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Oh, and another thing.
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From now on, I'd prefer it if
you'd address me as Dr Dorian.
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- Are you really doing this?
- You bet your ass I am.
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And from now on,
if you have a problem with me,
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you come see me in private,
not in front of my boys.
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My boys got enough to worry about.
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Wrap it up there, Bingo.
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I simply will not tolerate it, Perry!
And neither will my boys.
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The next minute you find
yourself alone, I'm gonna kill you.
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It was worth it.
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Lonnie, slap the face.
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All of you, slap your faces.
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Awesome.
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00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,038
It's morning already?
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No, but I could see
how you think that,
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being that it's light out
and we're in bed.
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Baby, since we've got married,
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I've done every little thing
you've asked me to do.
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But I will not
have my woman tell me
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when I need to go to bed, OK?
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- OK.
- Really? That quick?
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I love it when you're all,
"My woman this, my woman that."
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That's what I thought.
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Good night.
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Can we leave the lights on?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
335
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,757
Hey, Molly? I was wondering
if I could get your advice,
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if you're not too busy with Mike.
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Actually, we decided
to take a little break.
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- How long?
- Two to five years.
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I freaked you out a little bit
with him, didn't I?
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I try not to judge.
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I know I should know better.
I'm a shrink.
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00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,833
But show me a guy who wants
to get married and has a good job,
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and it's snoozeville for me.
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00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,040
But if you know a 35-year-old
who still lives at home
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and he still thinks
his band can make it,
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tell me where to meet him
so I can buy him dinner.
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00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,638
Listening to Mollymade me realise
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00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,996
a person doesn't have to be perfectto be exactly what you need.
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00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,868
Yeah. I've dated
some pretty immature guys too.
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Hello, tiny ladies.
I don't believe we've met.
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I'm the world's most giant doctor.
Nice to...
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As I watched Elliot and Molly walk offand thought about how Lonnie
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was a much less stablegiant doctor base than Turk,
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I realised how important it is
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to have someone close to youthat you can count on.
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00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,118
Lonnie! Damn you!
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00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,909
Especially if that someone is a residentthat can keep Dr Cox from killing you.
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00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,276
Not in front of my boys.
This is Lonnie. He's one of my boys.
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00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,833
Not sure what that means.
See you later.
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00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:31,230
Sometimes you have to keeppeople closer than you'd like.
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That was too easy.
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00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,152
No way I'm doing that
seven nights a week.
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00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:45,913
In my case, it was bestjust to keep my distance.
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00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,436
May I have a word with you? Go.
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00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,753
I wonder if we're goingto a happy place.
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