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Kylie and I still hadn't slepttogether, but I had a feeling
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her four-week booty embargowas about to end.
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- I have a surprise for you tonight.
- God, I hope it's sex. Or a pony.
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I'll bet it's sexcos I don't see a pony.
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Wait right here.
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It's for your scooter.
What are you doing?
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Nothing, I was just
gonna do a little laundry.
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I assume your facilities
are in-building?
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Why is it always
about sex with you?
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It's not. Look, Kylie,
I'm just really proud of my abs.
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Or ab.
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Turk and Carla were havingrelationship trouble,
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but they were working on it.
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I don't understand why we
can't discuss this after The A-Team.
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A lot of married couples
hit roadblocks the first year,
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but nothing will be resolved if
we don't get our issues out in the open.
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OK, let's do this.
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- OK, what's bothering me...
- Hey, hey! There he is!
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- Did my buddy hit it and quit it?
- Hell, no.
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Hell, yes!
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Excuse me, it's time
for my nightly ritual.
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Pleasure myself,weep and repeat.
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See, Turk? This is our problem.
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We're trying to have
a serious conversation,
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but you're more concerned
about your other wife.
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You know what bothers me?
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Everything with you becomes a big issue.
You make mountains out of molehills.
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When have I ever made
a mountain out of a molehill?
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Turk! If you can't remember to put
the cap on the toothpaste,
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how are we gonna raise our children?
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You know what?
I'm gonna stay with my sister.
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I guess I could
work on it a little.
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If the patient is in shock,
the first thing we do
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is assess intravascular volume...
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- What? That's right.
- Oh, I know.
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I wasn't "ahhing" you to indicate
an incorrect answer,
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I was "ahhing" because I was bored,
thought that might drive you crazy.
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You're a wonderful teacher.
Stop in front of my residents.
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- It's unprofessional.
- You're right, Barbie. Carry on.
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So when you're dealing
with cardiogenic shock...
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...it's best to start
fluid resuscitation...
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Let's keep moving.
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You know, I don't really appreciate
you messing with my lady.
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Your lady?
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Blonde doctor and I
will end up together.
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I'm talking house in the burbs, Volvo,
dog-fighting ring in the basement.
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I guess it wouldn't be the first time
the janitor got the girl.
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Oh, wait a minute.
Yes, it would.
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- You want to place a wager?
- I do,
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but I really have no need for a
cracked Thermos and two pounds of keys.
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How about my van for your Porsche?
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I suppose when I win, I could destroy
your vehicle and make you watch.
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- Bet.
- Bet.
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- Give me the details on Kylie.
- Dude, it was so naughty.
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We're kissing, and she's like,
"It's a little hot in here,"
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and she starts pulling down her skirt.
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Oh, my God. I'm getting turnedon by my own fake story.
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Damn you, ruptured spleen!
To be continued.
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Thank God Turk left,I can't think about sex anymore.
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Luckily for me, there isn't a whole lotof temptation in a hospital.
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Howdy, stranger.
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Do you still want me?
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Yes, please.
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Hey, stranger.
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Ouch.
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So Molly's back in town.She definitely wants me.
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Bye. How you doing, J. J?
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It's J.D.
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Thinking of that Jimmie Walker sitcom.
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- Good Times?
- No. My sister had a miscarriage.
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Molly?
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- You look fantastic.
- So do you.
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- How's Milwaukee?
- OK. I'm here to see a patient.
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Even though she did the fake "forgetmy name" thing, she's here for me.
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- I think we know there's no patient.
- They've landed!
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Grab blankets and all
the canned goods you can carry.
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We're moving to the sewers.
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He's really possessive of me.
He won't talk to the new psychiatrist.
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I'm sure he's not that possessive.
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Get away from my doctor!
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- Get him off! Get him off!
- Patrick, down.
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It is so good to laugh
like this with you again.
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I'm on a break here. Tell your
shiny-headed roommate to shut up,
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or his first surgery will be removing
a cell phone from his ass.
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Give him a break. It's his wife.
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Anybody seen Mr Jennings file?
Oh, here it is.
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This just got interesting.
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- Who are you talking to?
- Rosanna.
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- Your college girlfriend?
- Yeah.
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- Could I say hi?
- Yeah.
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- Hey, Rosanna.
- Hi, J.D.
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Dude, what the hell?
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Hello?
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- Hello? J.D.?
- This phone is indestructible.
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If it has a camera,
I'm so getting one.
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Is anybody there?
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Dude!
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Why are you talking to her?
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We're just friends!
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Just friends.
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I was just friends once
with a Vietnamese girl.
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Long story short, I'm sending
Trong Tri Kelso to college.
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He doesn't want to go to a state school.
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Unlike you, Bobbo, Gandhi here
is in a healthy relationship.
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I mean, come on, even Jordan lets me
keep in touch with women from my past.
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Give me a pound, my dog.
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- He gets me.
- Give me a pound, dog.
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Does he know you
were being sarcastic?
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- I hope not.
- Splendid.
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Gentlemen, Crazy Eyes Margo,
I've called us together for one reason.
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I have to find a way to make
blonde doctor mine.
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Burn down her apartment.
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I have an idea,
but we're gonna need a tugboat.
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Tugboats and arson.
That's all I ever get from you guys.
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We call this a brain trust,
and I'm the one with all the solutions.
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I saved you from that eagle, Randall.
I saved your job, Troy.
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And, Margo,
I found your birth mother.
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She was a tree person, remember?
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There's no shame in that.
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I'm sorry, guys, but I've had enough.
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I'm afraid I have to find
a new brain trust.
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Gentlemen...
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...I don't want to appear selfish,
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but stop what you're doing
and focus on me.
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So you seeing anyone?
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I went out with a guy named Rick.
Then he met my mom, and it fell apart.
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- She didn't like him?
- No. She loved him.
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They're in Aruba.
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God, I'd love to get with Molly.
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You're pretty horny for a guy
who gets it on a nightly basis.
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- What are you implying?
- Let's say a birdie told me
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- you and Kylie haven't slept together.
- Who?
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- Nurse Birdie.
- Well, you haven't.
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- I trusted you.
- Dude, it's been a month.
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Really? Has it been a month?
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Time just flies when you're dry-humping
your way through three pairs of cords.
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She hasn't slept with you.
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She doesn't want to be exclusive.
Is she dating?
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She did go to a movie
with her brother-in-law.
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Perfect. You can
have your cake and eat it too.
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It's like me talking with Rosanna.
It boosts my self-esteem,
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and I take the positive energy
back to Carla.
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This is what you do. Go out with Molly,
have a great time while she's in town,
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but once she leaves, you go to Kylie
and tell her you want to get exclusive.
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That is the dumbest idea
I've ever heard.
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Once you got the hole
in the bottom of the popcorn box,
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it's basically
just a waiting game.
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And for the record, that technique
does not work with hot nachos.
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You want to get Elliot,
get in good with her best friend.
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Who's Elliot?
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- Oh.
- Trust me.
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The way I got my girlfriend
in junior high
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was by getting her
best friend to like me.
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And how'd you do that?
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Oh, I posed as her dad
so she could rent a car.
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I lost my hair
in eighth grade.
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Tough break five.
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I'm going in.
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Um, we should be friends.
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- OK.
- Do you like "vanning"?
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- I don't know what that is.
- It's kind of my thing.
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It's like taking a long drive
in a car, only it's in a van.
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- I'm still not getting it.
- Can you hold on for one sec?
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She's an idiot.
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Turk, I found
your cell phone in the parking lot.
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Four stories and not a scratch.
What are you made of?
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You got three missed phone calls,
all from a "Rosanna."
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Isn't that your ex-girlfriend?
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- What's been going on?
- I went to India for two weeks.
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Ladies, this is a hospital, not
the Junior League. Let's break it up.
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Dr Clock, I feel as though
I've seen less of you recently.
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We don't pay you to go hide in your
office. Get out there on the floor.
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- I moved to Milwaukee four months ago.
- Welcome back.
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This trip to India sounds so exotic.
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Hey, Kylie, I'm just calling
to see how your day is going.
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Sweat would be
dripping off our naked bodies.
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Naked sweat drips.
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- What?
- Oh, nothing, Kylie.
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It's a new band called
The Naked Sweat Drips.
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They have a great song
called Perfect Breasts.
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And then I got so flexible,
I could put my legs behind my head.
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- J.D., are you there?
- You should come.
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Frick on a stick. I gotta go.
I want to hear the rest. Don't forget.
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Feet up behind her head.
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Who has their feet
behind their head?
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A patient, Kylie.
Horrible car accident.
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You have to wear your seat belt,
even around the block.
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Hey. I'm getting out of here.
Do you want to grab a beer?
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They say the best laid plansof mice and men often go awry.
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I can't believe
you've been talking to her.
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Now, honey, is it possible
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you're making mountains
out of molehills?
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Damn it.
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Sometimes plans goexactly like they're supposed to.
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- You paged me?
- Yeah, look.
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I made a bet with Dr Cox
that you would go out with me.
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And if I win,
I get his Porsche.
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And the success of those plans can takeeven the most hardened men by surprise.
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Do you mind? I am trying
to have a private moment with my man.
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Oh, God.
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- I got lipstick on you.
- No. Leave it.
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And sometimes eventhe best of men can go awry.
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So are you coming over tonight?
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- Hey, J.D.
- Try that cake I was telling you about.
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Actually, Kylie, I... I can't tonight.
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If having my cake and eating it toomeant being with Molly,
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- then nothing would get between us.
- Going out?
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- Yeah, you should come with us!
- That's the close button.
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No, it's a close button. When someone
gets close, a sensor opens the door.
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Fancy.
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She's got a pinkie hold.
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Elliot's got the finger strengthof a rock-climbing jazz pianist.
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You're pressing the wrong button.
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- I'm so excited. So where are we going?
- We haven't decided yet!
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I gotta tell you there, supercuts,
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I've seen crazy things
at this hospital.
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I've seen smokers live to be 100
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and triathletes come in
and drop dead at 20.
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I've seen unbridled joy,
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and I've seen
debilitating pain.
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But I never thought I'd see
a jump-suit-wearing,
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van-driving, vomit-cleaning,
no-good, confounded,
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Frankenstein-looking buffoon
like you get a girl like Barbie.
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I'm gonna paint your Porsche mint
green so it looks like my van's baby.
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Rosanna gets her own
personal ringtone, but I don't?
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Baby, I don't
have to answer this.
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It's cool. I got the ring
that matters, right?
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Nurse, I want to talk
to you about these discharge...
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We can talk later.
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- You need to come get a drink.
- Yes, I do.
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Janitor.
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So did Dr Cox pay up?
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Uh, no. No.
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He says that he needs to
see us on an actual date
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in a restaurant tonight at 8.
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OK. Meet me at Stanwyck's?
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- Sure.
- OK.
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Sorry, guys, can't go clubbing tonight.
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Daddy's got a date.
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Oh, man!
241
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I ironed my going-out hair!
242
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,712
They make thongs
specifically for low riders now.
243
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They don't work. I can't sit
without showing my ass crack.
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- One night, some guy put a pen in it.
- Some guy?
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I never get credit for anything.
246
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You guys think I'm
overreacting about Turk?
247
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Calls from an ex
would drive me nuts.
248
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I knew how to get rid of them,but I can't do that to Turk.
249
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- If you don't do it, I will.
- Mr Peeps? Why are you British?
250
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I'll explain later.Just lose the extra bitches.
251
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Carla. Go talk to Turk.
252
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Share with him your feelings.
That's what he wants.
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- Yeah?
- Come on. I'll drive you.
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I gotta go to dinner anyway.
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You're welcome.
256
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We should go too. It's late.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I just ordered two drinks.
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Here they are.
259
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Hey, Turk?
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I promise I will visit you soon.
261
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Look, I don't care if I seem crazy.
Please stop talking to your ex.
262
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Anything for you,
you know that.
263
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College was weird.
I was worried about being liked,
264
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so I let my roommate think we
were dating for three months.
265
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We broke up at her sorority formal.
266
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Oh, nobody could snuggle like Daisy.
267
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Did you say Dr Cox was coming at 8?
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Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon.
269
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I kissed a dude once.
It was at furnace camp.
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You're a little drunk, and you knowwhat happens when you get drunk.
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You get "handsy".Now control yourself.
272
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It's tough making
new friends in Milwaukee.
273
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I said control yourself!
274
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If people aren't getting to know you,
they're missing out.
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- Do you think so?
- I do.
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I knew what would happen
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if I reached over and brushedthe hair out of her eyes.
278
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But I didn't do that.
279
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I should get going.
280
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I'm sorry.
281
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Well, if it isn't
Marginally Attractive and the Beast.
282
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How did the Porsche drive?
283
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,356
Wait, why did we just go out
if you already have his car?
284
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Oh, my goodness.
285
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He actually tricked you into a date.
286
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This is so very delicious
and filling,
287
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I don't think I can
eat the rest of the evening.
288
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:08,709
I honestly don't think I can have one
more bite of your painful humiliation.
289
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I find I'm just a little stuffed.
290
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I will take my keys to go, though.
291
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You're unbelievable.
292
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You're the only one around here
that treats me like a real person.
293
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What did you just say?
294
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There was one other girl
a few years ago. Red-haired doctor.
295
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She ate lunch with me until
the residents made fun of her.
296
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They called her "janitor lunch-eater".
297
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Not the most clever group.
298
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Anyway,
299
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,077
I know you don't think about me
the way that I think about you,
300
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and I never really believed
that you would or that you could.
301
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But just pretending
for today somehow
302
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made me feel good for a change.
303
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I'm sorry.
304
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,840
You know what? It's OK.
305
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I actually had a good time.
306
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Thanks.
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Elliot.
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00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,760
Kylie, I'm sorry.
I hope it's OK that I stopped by.
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What was that for?
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I was thinking about how patient
you've been, how right things feel.
311
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Then you showed up,
and it feels like fate.
312
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,434
Wait, are you saying
that you're ready?
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Awesome.
314
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,958
First, let me set the mood.
315
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,918
You're right, it is fate.
I was out with this girl tonight
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that I could have had sex with,
but it was easy to blow her off.
317
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I was excited to be with you.
318
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,076
Why have you stopped
lighting incense?
319
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,628
It makes the room
smell like Chinese rain.
320
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,837
You blew me off tonight
to be with some random girl?
321
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,151
She's not a random girl. I had
a crush on her long before I met you.
322
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,629
I will kill you.
323
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,278
You should go.
324
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:09,148
I was in trouble. If I didn't play mycards right, I knew what could happen.
325
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,314
Unfortunately,that's what did happen.
326
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:43,029
See, that's the thing about tryingto have your cake and eating it, too.
327
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,589
If you make the slightest mistake,you wind up getting neither.
328
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,072
We can fix that.
329
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,073
You guys are out.
You guys are back in. Where's Margo?
330
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,469
At a Ludacris concert
with her birth mom.
331
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:14,472
I lose my van to him,
and I lose Margo to gangster rap.
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Bad day.
333
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,516
Who wants to risk something importantjust for a silly piece of cake?
334
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,999
I did it.
335
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,833
Cut off all ties
with Rosanna. Forever.
336
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,515
Baby, that took, like, 20 seconds.
How'd you do that so quickly?
337
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,556
It was easy. I told her I was married.
338
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,159
You've been talking
to a girl you used to sleep with,
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00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,549
and you never told her
you were married?
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00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,074
She never asked.
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00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,151
It's no big deal.
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00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,949
Because if you're lucky, maybe you
won't be married for much longer.
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Baby. Baby!
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00:19:52,190 --> 00:20:02,190
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