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Before I settled on the outfitfor my first date with Kylie,
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I had to run it by the experts.
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So be honest but not too honest,
cos I'm feeling a little chunky.
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- We like it.
- Oh, thank God.
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I swore I heard the word jowly.
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So... how many outfits did you
try on before you picked that one?
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Not too many.
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On a first date,
I could see what a guy was wearing
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and know how far he would get.
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- Me too. That guy is getting boobies.
- Yeah, he is.
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That guy's getting a hug at the door.
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And that guy is getting a fake name
and a phone number with six digits.
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- I know this looks ridiculous.
- I don't think you do.
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The entire ensemble works.
The jacket never comes off.
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Carla, I need keys
to the Mini convertible.
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She can't get on my scooter.
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- The top won't go up.
- It'll be awesome.
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Sorry about your hair.
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Don't beat yourself up.
I got a scrunchie.
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There!
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What the hell was that?
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It's a poor little possum!
We should take him to the vet.
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It was Sophie's Choice,either leave the possum there to die
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or wrap it up in my sports coat
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and reveal the short-sleevednerd jersey lurking beneath.
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Careful. His hoof is
bleeding on the gear shift.
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Sorry.
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This thing's dead. That'll be $120.
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One hundred twenty dollarsfor a stupid dead rat?
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It's so sweet that you're depressed
about that poor little possum.
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I'll always remember him.
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Little Carlton.
I named him after my uncle.
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He had red eyes.
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Allergic to preserves, but he
spread them on everything, you know?
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We only lost a half hour.
We can still make that reservation.
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There's possums everywhere!
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No, no, no. It's just a box.
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A talking box.
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I think your shirt stopped the bleeding.
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Great!
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- Happy birthday, Laverne.
- Thanks, Carla.
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- Did your brother make you face cake?
- Sure did!
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- Wow!
- Can I have a piece of that face cake?
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I heard there was face cake.
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Back off!
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I'm saving this for my party tonight.
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Outstanding.
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Nurse, do me a favour, please.
Bandage this gentleman up?
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They sensed my first datewasn't going perfectly.
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Though I could smell face cakein the air, it was about to get worse.
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- Dr Dorkian, I presume?
- The ex-girlfriend from hell.
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Get out! Get out before she sprays hertoxic stink over your new relationship.
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Danni, love to stay and talk, but I'm
giving Kylie here a tour of the ICU.
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You were going to take me
back to the underpass!
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After the tour!
What is it with you and the underpass?
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She's your nightmare sister.
You take her to dinner.
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I spent the day with her.
She stole a sweater.
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So what? You're the one wearing it.
Now, let's go eat.
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I've had nothing all day
except vodka and olives.
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Thanks for the shirt, Lonnie.
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Are you doing this
because I forgot to shave?
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Lord! That's a one-day moustache?
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No, Lonnie.
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It's so great, because the residents
are practically our slaves.
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I just said slavesto my new black girlfriend!
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Unfreeze, J.D., it's over.
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So... what's wrong with this guy?
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Well, let's see.
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"Fatigue, fever, malaise".
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- Have you been to Hong Kong, sir?
- Yeah.
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And then I said something stupid.
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Could be SARS.
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I forgot that if anydoctor suspects SARS,
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it's cause for immediatequarantine lockdown.
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What have you done, Newbie?
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Quarantinis, anyone?
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Mr Donaldson hasn't
been to Hong Kong in 20 years,
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so I bet my one remaining testicle
no one has SARS.
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Unfortunately, by hospital policy,
we have to stay locked down
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until the labs come back,
and that will take several hours.
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Hang in there,
don't forget this is Dr Dorian's fault.
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Kylie, angry mob. Angry mob, Kylie.
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Hey.
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SARS sucks.
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OK. You can direct any technical
questions to my former sister-in-law.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Otherwise, bear in mind
that we are short-handed.
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- There are only four doctors here.
- I counted more than that.
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I'm talking legitimate doctors,
turtle head.
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Pee Pants is a pathologist,
he doesn't count.
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Johnson is a dermatologist,
Greek for "fake doctor",
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and please don't even
get me started on you four surgeons.
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There's only two of us.
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You are so very useless,
I counted you both twice.
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Yeah, you did.
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Be honest. Is this the worst
first date you've ever been on?
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I don't know.
I think it's kind of exciting,
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being in a hospital,
getting to see you in action.
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- I wish I could be your assistant.
- Say no more.
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- Lonnie, shirt.
- No!
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Don't make me say pants. I'll do it.
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Still tanning, I see.
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- He's your bitch, isn't he?
- Yeah.
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That is so cute! I'll go change.
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- It looks like she's having fun.
- It's a front. She's miserable.
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The highlight was putting a possum
to sleep. That's not a euphemism.
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J.D., seeing a young doctor do his job
is an amazing turn-on for a girl.
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My dad's a doctor.
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I remember how excited I was the first
time I saw him work at the hospital.
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I didn't want to sleep with him, but
there were some complicated feelings.
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But that's totally normal
for an 11 -year-old, right?
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Anyway, yeah...
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I forgot...
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- So, what first, doctor?
- Well, you need a chart.
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Lonnie, chart!
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You look ridiculous.
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Except for that glorious moustache.
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Hey, grouchy pants, want to hang out?
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Does "hang out" mean choke you?
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Hey, Danni, what's shaking?
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Turk and Carla's wedding, we made out.
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- So did we.
- Was it at the same time?
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I have a habit of doing that
at people's weddings.
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Leaving. Good show, fellows.
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Wait for me, Per-Per!
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Smooth manoeuvre, Hoover.
You scared her off.
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You were the one
who was embarrassingly forward!
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I'm bored. I'm a surgeon,
and there's no surgery.
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Why do you think I brought you in here?
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We're short.
He needs his bedsores redressed.
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That's nurse stuff.
I don't have the expertise.
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- Turk, any idiot can be a nurse.
- I know. I just think...
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I knew you thought that. I knew it!
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You tricked me.
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- Say she's mine, Murphy!
- Not till you kill me!
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Only thing I detest more
than treating patients
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is treating them on an empty stomach.
I'm famished.
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- We've been here for eight minutes.
- I haven't eaten today.
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I was starving myself.
I was going to a steakhouse tonight.
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It was gonna be me, a 24-ounce
porterhouse, and lots of blood thinners.
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That's an incredibly boring story
with a fantastic...
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...finish!
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Five bucks says you can't do that twice.
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You're on.
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Double or nothing.
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So how's it going with Kylie?
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There was nothing exciting going on.
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This sucks. I need to look like a stud.
I can't unless I save somebody's life.
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- I need someone to have a heart attack.
- Got 20 bucks?
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So, Nurse Ghandirilla,
I need you to suction this guy,
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do a wet-to-dry dressing change,
and go ahead and top him off
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with a special sponge bath, happy
ending optional. His choice, not yours.
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- The guy's in a coma.
- Not all of him.
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- Not here. Not here. Not here.
- Danni!
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- Hi!
- Oh, good! You're here.
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Since we're amigos now,
could you do me a solid?
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This bald, sad clown
isn't really much of a nurse,
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so could you go ahead
and keep an eye on him for me?
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Yeah, sure. I'd love to.
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- Hey, didn't I go to your wedding?
- Yeah. You threw up on my gram-gram.
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Hey! You can't get inside my head.
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Hey, mentally strong!
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You can't smoke in here.
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I don't see any signs.
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So how much does he owe me, Barbarino?
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Six hundred, so far.
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Damn it, man.
You cannot afford this. Stop.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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Come on, Steve. Stay with me, buddy!
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You're not getting this one yet, Lord!
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- Could you make your face a bit redder?
- I want more money.
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- What?
- Fifty bucks, or I tell her.
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- I don't have it!
- Get it!
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Elliot,
I need another doctor here, stat!
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- Give me $30.
- I gave you 20. I'm tapped!
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Ask Johnson. He's loaded.
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I need a dermatologist over here, stat!
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Oh, yeah! Time to shine.
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What do you need? Is it a rash?
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I paid him to fake a heart attack.
He wants 50 bucks. We only have 20.
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You know, I feel like you guys
just use me for my money.
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You have a trust fund!
Now give me the money!
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- Clear!
- I'm alive!
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J.D., one. Lord, zero.
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Just like that, love was in the air.
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It was as if our first date got otherstalking about some of theirs.
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I had a first date
where we played paintball.
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All he did the whole time
was shoot me in the face.
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After two years with that guy,
I'm like, "That's enough!" You know?
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First dates, huh?
Somebody give me 700 bucks.
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I went out with a girl.
She was the worst first date.
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I take her for a romantic ferry ride,
and I decide to take it out...
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OK. Your turn is done.
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The worst one I had was with a guy who
took me to a dumpy pizza parlour, right?
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You know what? Really don't
want to hear about this one. OK!
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She didn't like the pizza I ordered
because it had anchovies. Believe that?
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- It had anchovies.
- And pineapples.
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And pineapples?
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- And red peppers.
- And green peppers.
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- Wait... Red peppers.
- No!
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I heard the pain in my best friend'svoice, and felt how little I cared.
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By the way Kylie was looking at me,I knew she thought I was sexy.
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You know something?
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Seeing you in your element today,
you seem so...
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Here it comes... sexy.
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Genuine.
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She would have said sexyif I had a moustache.
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You know, James lied all the time,
and I don't know...
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It's just nice to be
with a guy I can trust.
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Cool.
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Oh, no.
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I don't deserve this.
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I'm no better than her ex-boyfriend.
I paid a hobo to fake a heart attack.
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So you just tell her the truth, she's
mad for a while, then forgives you.
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I see what you're saying.
There's no downside. Kylie...
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...you dated the devil.
- Turk.
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- And you lied to me.
- No!
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You never asked if I dated Dr Cox.
You can ask me anything.
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- I would never lie to you.
- Do you sometimes wish I had hair?
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- Yes.
- This is a nightmare.
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- I'm standing in a nightmare.
- Maybe I'm guilty of a lie of omission.
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- Cos you're a lie omitter!
- This may be asking too much,
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but could you keep it together
until we get home and talk about it?
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- Fine.
- Thank you.
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Carla, I like your hair that way.
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Laverne...
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...I bet you're tempted
to break open that face cake
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and just tear it apart.
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No one's touching this.
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Oh, I don't care. I'm not even hungry.
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Dr Kelso, I don't have $ 700.
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That sounded like the word "cake".
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You get me that damn face cake,
and you are free and clear.
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- Hi, Glenn.
- Hey.
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- I'm Glenn.
- I'm Glenn!
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Look, let's not go down
that road again. Come on.
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Shake.
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OK, it's time to come clean.
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I brought you here
because I want to tell you...
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Say I'm Glenn!
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That's peculiar.
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- What I really wanted to say was...
- J.D., J. D! Look at me!
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That's the kind of girl
my ex-boyfriend would have dated.
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I barely know her.
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The lies begin again.
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I would never sleep with her.
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That's it.You're stronger than this. No lies!
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I race motorcycles.
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Excuse me.
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- What are you doing?
- I need more cash.
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- For what?
- I'm putting DSL in my box.
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Fine! But know this:
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You've been nothing but a disappointment
to me since the moment I ran over you.
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- Hey, baby.
- Keep it together.
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Do you remember
that quarantine we had seven years ago?
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It was just you and me, all alone,
late at night, here in the ICU?
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- That's it!
- Turk!
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You had to do that?
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Come on. If he wasn't jealous,
it wouldn't be a big deal.
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Give him a break! What if Jordan
had a history with somebody?
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Oh, fair enough. Hey, everyone,
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in the brief 18 months
that Jordan and I weren't together,
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how many of you had your way with her?
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Bear in mind, I need absolute
honesty here or I will brain you.
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Anyway, whoever taught Jordan
that reverse cowgirl position...
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...it was long overdue, but thank you.
- You're welcome.
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You're a freak.
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Who ate my face fake?
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He did.
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$ 700.
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Wow, he is really out.
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A mild sedative fell into his juice box.
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J.D., I know why
you're lying about everything.
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You don't think you're good enough.
You've always been insecure,
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even though you're this funny,
weird, amazing guy.
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I mean, that's why
I fell in love with you,
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and I'm betting if you just act
like yourself, Kylie will too.
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Thanks, Elliot. Really.
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But that's a load of crap. Nobody
is themselves when they start dating.
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Dating is acting
like somebody you're not
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until they like you enough
to show them who you are.
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- No, it's not.
- What do you call that bra
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- you wore for your date?
- The miracle lift super push-up bra.
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Not everyone's as insecure as me.
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Carla, when you first dated Turk,
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- did you say you loved basketball?
- Yeah.
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- How many have you watched?
- One.
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But only because he made me choose
between basketball or having sex.
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Exactly. When I get out of here,
I'll treat her better than anyone has.
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I just gotta make it through tonight.
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Keep an eye on the bum's vitals. I gave
him enough sedative to put down a rhino.
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I don't understand why Carla
didn't tell me about you guys.
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Maybe because
she's really in love with me,
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and we injected you with diabetes to
very slowly get you out of the picture.
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Or maybe it's
because I really liked her,
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but she didn't feel the same way
about me, and I got the forehead kiss
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after spending 90 dollars
on theatre tickets.
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Or maybe,
and this is a huge outside maybe,
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maybe she knows you're
the kind of person who freaks out
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over irrelevant things from the past.
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Personally, I hope it's all three.
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They say all horrible thingseventually come to an end.
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The lab results are back,
and there is no SARS.
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The quarantine is over.
So, bye-bye, everyone.
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That looks like my neck!
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Oh, this does not end well for you.
Thanks for the heads-up, jumpsuit.
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You are going to pay
every cent of that $ 700.
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Double or nothing!
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We're even. Good night, sir.
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Dr. Kelso made me realizethat lies come back to haunt you,
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even little ones about cake.
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Even a lie of omissionshook the foundation of a couple
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that was much more establishedthan Kylie and me.
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I knew I couldn'tlet her go out that door.
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- Let's go.
- Kylie, wait.
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I paid Steve 50 bucks
and an IOU for another 120
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to fake a heart attack.
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- I really wanted tonight to go well.
- Is there anything else?
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Adios, assface.
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I had sex with her a lot.
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- Why are you telling me this?
- If I don't come clean,
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whether it's a few weeks
or months or years from now,
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I know it will come back to haunt me,
ruin us, I don't want that.
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I'm not looking for a project.
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Yeah. I understand.
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So get it together.
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Now let's go get some coffee.
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Wait. You know, if we leave like that,
that's how you'll remember tonight.
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- I don't want that.
- So, what do you want to do?
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