All language subtitles for Pitch.Perfect.3.2017.720p.BluRay.x264-DRONES

It's getting late
To give you up

I took a sip
From my devil cup

And slowly
It's taking over me

Too high, can't come down

It's in the air
And it's all around

Round, round

Do you feel me now?

Break it down

With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride

You're toxic,
I'm slippin' under

With a taste of
Your poison paradise

I'm addicted to you,
Don't you know

That you're toxic?

With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride...

Freedom!

Go, go! Amy!

Amy, let's go! Amy!

Intoxicate me now

With your lovin' now

I think I'm ready now

Now, toxic

Today's the day.
We're getting her today.

Is your sound equipment
working?

You don't worry
about what I'm doing.

Oh, my God. She's right
there. I got her. Shh, shh.

Here, get in here.
All right. Got it.

They were world champions.

The winningest a cappella
group of all time.

The Barden Bellas,
an unlikely group of not-men

who somehow managed to win
at something

that didn't have to do
with baking.

I can hear you guys.
You know, girlie,

you're this close to being
cut out of this d'aca'mentary.

So close.
You're in the danger zone.

We have security,
and I carry mace.

We're gonna be clinging to you
like mom jeans to a camel toe.

That's right!

Stand up,
Bend it over, boy

Ooh, ooh
Stand up

Give me the beat,
I chew it like bubblegum

All I wanna see and do
Pimp-Lo, and I'm back

With another one
Get on your feet

Bend down, yes, Lord
Come and do it for me

Let me squeeze on that booty
Like stress balls

Mm, mm, mm, mm, whoa.

You produced the shit out
of his turd-burger.

Thanks. I mean, it's better.

Who's that singing?

Oh, that's me, but we've got time to get
a real singer. I have a couple thoughts.

I think it's very...
Yo. Yo, can we turn this off?

Pimp-Lo, bam, bam, bam.

I mean,
you have done it again.

"Bend Over" is so...

So good.

I feel like my ears
are hearing the future.

Club banger.
Yeah, I hate it.

I really hate it.

I'm the artist, and this
is my song, and I feel like

y'all should play my mix.

Uh! Yeah
Give me the beat

I chew it like bubblegum
Dubble Bubble. Hey.

Pimp-Lo, and I'm back
With another one hey

Bend down, yes, Lord

Let me squeeze on That
booty like stress balls...

See?

This is the "Bend Over" the
world needs to be listening to.

- Yeah, um...
- it's my job

to make you the best little
Pimp-Lo that you can be,

and... and I want to
get behind "Bend Over."

And, as your producer, I would
love it if you could trust me.

I would love it if you leave
my track how it is.

I made your song great, man.

I think what she means is,

your song was always great.

No, what I mean
is what you gave me

was a steaming pile of... Pimp-Lo!

Okay. There's something
that you should know.

Uh, Beca...

is on her period.
Wow.

Oh, it's shark week? Hot damn. Bum-bum.

Y'all keepin' it one hundred.
That's my moms right there.

You know what it is.
Mm-hmm.

Still menstruating? Hmm.
Okay.

If you could just
excuse us for a second.

What are you doing?

How can you take his side?

Sides? Well, we...

Why are we always talking
about sides?

Okay, it's our job, brah.

We're producers.

We bring his vision to life.

Damn! That's poppin'!

Hey!

I did it.

I finally quit my job.

And I'm free, I'm free.
I'm never going back

to that job again.

It's the best day of my life.
I mean, I can't be

a music producer
without integrity.

What's up?

What?

Wait. S... Something's wrong.

Your face is more pinched
than normal.

I... I finally did it.

You got back together
with Jesse?

No! You know the long-distance
thing didn't work.

He lives 3,000 miles away with
his girlfriend and their cat.

Oh. He got over you much
quicker than what I thought.

Oh, thank you, Amy.
Much faster than Bumper,

who is rightfully
still devastated.

You know he got a tattoo
of me on his butt cheek?

So now, every time he wants
to see me, he's like...

He's just...

Okay. Um...
That made me dizzy.

Wait, what's up?
I quit my job.

You got fired?
Oh, come on.

All right.
I... I didn't get fired.

I quit.
Come here.

You're kind of
making it worse.

Let this negative energy
be released!

Seriously, open your legs.
It'll come out quicker.

No, no.
It'll come out quicker,

the bad energy.
Why do you do this stuff?

Okay, seriously.
Why are you like this?

You're gonna come back
from this so fast. Mm.

You know why? Because you have
an amazing best friend.

Is that you?

Yeah.

Okay.
And also...

You need to pay the rent.

Just a little.

Uh, every month,
we have to do it. Ugh.

Right.

Yeah.

You could get a job, you know.

Beca, you're in shock.

You need something to eat.

Yeah. Just sit down.

Not these, though.
They're mine.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Chloe!

Why aren't you guys ready?

Why are you wearing that?

What?
Did you wear that to work?

Yeah, underneath my scrubs.

Well, sweetie, why?

Because it reminds me
I was special once.

But also because tonight
is, you... you know...

the Bellas reunion
at the Brooklyn Aquarium.

Hello!
That's tonight?

- Aw, yeah!
- You know what?

I will take it.
I need a distraction anyway.

Yeah. Yes, you do! Whoo!
I love it. Here we go!

What happened?

She got fired today.
No.

Hey, Stacie.
Oh, my God!

Finally!
Aw. Good to see you.

What's up, pitches?

Hi, Beca.

I missed you guys so much.

I can't wait for us
to sing together.

I'm so excited.

Hey, ladies.

Let's crush this.

Hello.
Stacie!

Hi!

Hey, Bellas.

Hi!
Hi!

Thank you so much
for inviting us.

Of course. So, what do you
want us to sing tonight?

A little "Who Run the World,"
some "Bulletproof"?

You didn't tell us
what the crowd was,

but I, um...
What's she talking about?

I brought this, just in case.

Oh, God.
Our voices are warm.

Um, we didn't
invite you guys to sing.

We invited you to...

watch us sing.
Watch.

Aca-scuse me?

I just thought you guys
were so busy with your...

your awesome jobs
and amazing lives.

Papaya Player's Delight?

With a shot of
white privilege.

Oh. Hey, baby.

Mayday! Mayday!

We're going down!

Welcome to my successful
one-woman show.

"Fat Amy Winehouse."

I'm a sexy star

With a dirty secret

No! This is my corner!

You hear this club banger?
I quit.

Yes, Lord!

Move, move, move!

I hate my life.

You know, you've got
these great jobs, right?

I have one of those. Yes.

Okay. Great.

I am such an idiot. I'm sorry.

Coming up next,
the Barden Bellas.

Yeah, okay.
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

Well, we should probably
go get ready.

But you guys, I'll, um...
I'll see you guys?

After? Okay.
Totally.

All right, maybe.
Bye, guys.

You're gonna have so much fun.

Fired twice in one day.

Oh!

Huh!

Could dress up to get love,
But guess what

I'm never gonna be
That girl

Who's living
In a Barbie world

Ooh

Could wake up in makeup

And play dumb

Pretending
That I need a boy

Who's gonna treat me
Like a toy

No
I know the other girlies

Want to wear Expensive
things And diamond rings

No, I don't want to
But I don't want to be

A puppet that you're playing
On a string

This queen
Don't need a king

Oh, I don't know what you've
been told, but this gal...

They're so bright and shiny.

They look like
they was all breastfed.

Because I want to be,
No, I don't want to sit still

Look pretty

You get off on
Your nine-to-five dream

Of picket fences
And trophy wives

But no, I'm never gonna be
'Cause I don't want to be...

Does your vagina
suddenly feel not tight?

Sure, I'm a pretty girl
Up in the pretty world

But they say pretty hurts
And I don't want to

I'm a pretty girl
Sit still

Up in the pretty world
Still, still

Sit still, look pretty
No, I don't want to

Sure, I'm a pretty girl
Sit still, no

Up in the pretty world
I don't want to

But they say pretty hurts
Sit still, no...

They all definitely
have boyfriends.

I don't want to sit still

Sit still, look pretty

No, I don't know
What you've been told

But this gal right here's
Gonna rule the world

Yeah, that is
What I'm gonna be

Because I want to be

No, I don't want
To sit still, look pretty

You get off on
Your nine-to-five dream

Of picket fences
And trophy wives

But no, I'm never gonna be
'Cause I don't want to be

No, I don't want
To sit still, look pretty

Oh, my God, you guys,
that was so much fun!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Thanks.

You know, we could just start
singing right now.

Lilly could lay down a beat.

We already look like
the B-team Bellas.

I say we cut our losses.

You guys!

You guys, I am so sorry.

I realize I should not have
used the word "reunion."

I should have said that it was
an excuse to see each other.

I really didn't
think that out. I'm sorry.

No, no, no.
You guys were so great.

And this was
a really nice chance

for us to get together.

Right, ladies?

Yeah, sure.

Oh, yes, really great.

Thank you so much.

I was supposed to go
to my brother's wedding,

but this is nice, too.

Bellas, a toast.

There!
Toast! Yay!

To the most amazing

group of women
I have ever known.

I would do anything

to sing with you guys again.

Anything!

I mean, really,
I could just crap myself!

Oh.

Cheers.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm having a crazy idea.

Okay, I've mentioned
that my dad is in the Army

and, like, basically killed
Osama bin Laden, right?

Some new information
in that sentence, but okay.

What I mean is, he's kind
of a big deal in the Army.

And every year, the USO
puts on this performance

to entertain
and support the troops.

And this year,
DJ Khaled is hosting.

He's got, like,
a gazillion hit songs,

and he's super famous.

I saw him
on a tax commercial.

What if I could get us
an invite?

To sing?

No, to run military dark ops.

Yes, of course, to sing.

Is there a competition?

There should always be
a competition.

Oh, um...
well, well, no, but...

let's sing together again.

And... and maybe
I'll see my dad.

Or maybe I won't,
you know, because he has

something really important
to do.

Or maybe I'll be
the most important thing

in his life this time.

Maybe.

Who's with me?
Me. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I suddenly have a lot
of free time, so hell yeah.

Well, I just got
kicked out of flight school

for killing 300 fake people.

I hate fake people.
I hate a fake bitch.

Can you fly when
you're eight months pregnant?

- What?
- No.

Um...

Look.

That's...
that's eight months pregnant?

You guys didn't notice?

Well, congratulations.
Oh, my God.

I mean, I'm so happy for you.
Amazing!

Do you know who the father is?

Eh.

Congratulations.

Happy accidents.

Okay, well, Stacie's out.

So I guess, Emily, you're in.

Oh, yeah. I'm in for sure.

Yay.

Was I not always in?

Oh, no, no, no. Of course.

Oh, cool. I... Okay.

Hola, senoritas.

Where'd you guys
even come from?

A little town called
Persistence, sweet cheeks.

That's right.
Here, here's the thing.

Look at this, ladies.

All-access passes.

We're tall enough
for all the rides.

You can run,
but you cannot hide.

This d'aca'mentary
is happening!

We're gonna film
this whole thing.

It's gonna be beautiful.

We're making a beautiful
d'aca'mentary.

In fact, we gotta set up.

Where are we gonna
set up, John?

I want to give you the...

Papi chulos,
straight ahead.

Welcome to Spain, Bellas.

A few important things
to note before we begin.

Grab your luggage.

All right, thank you.

You always want
to stay 25 feet...

...Choke.

...very sharp. We do not
want you to impale yourself.

I hope you all heard
each and every word,

or else you might
very well end up dead.

Ladies, I'm messing with you.

On behalf of the Department
of Defense, we would like

to welcome you to
Naval Air Station Rota, Spain.

And a sincere thank-you
for coming out to entertain

our troops and their families.

We're excited for this tour.

My name's Chicago.
Over here to my left

is Captain Bernie,
who we like to call Zeke.

Ladies. We're gonna be
with you the whole tour

as your escorts and
security details. Question.

Will we all be
showering together?

Uh, first up is a sound check.

We'll have you back
to the hotel by 1430.

Maybe hit the rain locker,

back here for the big show
at 1700. Yeah.

1700... is that, like,
later than the night?

It's 5:00.

Okay. Whatever.

- Okay... Yep.
- Question, question.

Um, so this is the first base.

Will we be going to
second base with you guys?

And then, maybe
a few days later,

we'll go to third base?

That's a "no" for me, so...

Wait, what's after
the third base?

Why don't we get you
to your first venue?

Come on.

All right, well, we are really
excited to have you here.

Right now
we're in Hangar Three.

This is where we keep
all of our helicopters.

Of course, now we've got
the big stage

built up for the tour.

So, on the tour,
we've got three bands.

Over here, we got Saddle Up.

This is Young Sparrow
and DJ Dragon Nutz.

And behind me is Evermoist.

Oh!

And check it out.
DJ Khaled just rolled in.

Let's set the stage,
all right?

Let's get ready before...
We should turn around

and shoot into it.
...the Bellas out.

Hey, guys.

Come say hey
to the new group.

- Yo.
- Oh.

Hello. We're the Bellas,

formerly of Barden University
and currently of life.

Ladies.
Howdy.

Ladies, I want

to give you
a little forewarning.

My man's social anxiety,

when he's not behind the
turntables, it's kind of crazy.

- So be easy, all right?
- Hello.

Hello

Is it me
you're looking for?

Right on. I'm Calamity.

This is Serenity,
Veracity and Charity.

- Hey.
- Hi.

If I joined your group,
I could be Obesity.

Get it? Oh, if you're wondering,

our presence here has
nothing to do with... Nothing.

...the nationally televised
"Salute to the Troops" special

where DJ Khaled is going to
pick one group to open for him

at the end of this tour.

That was
a lot of exposition.

So there is a competition.

I knew it.

And so there is.
Idiots!

What, do you think we

care about just watching
you guys?

It's a competition! Hello!

You guys just sing
other people's songs, right?

- Like a cover band.
- No, no, no, no.

No.
Uh, no, no, no. Uh, well,

actually, Emily writes
original songs for the Bellas.

I mean, I don't really
do it anymore.

I kind of did that one,
and then I...

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You with us or against us?

And it was one of your dads who gave you

the spot
on the tour, right?

Oh, my God.
Um...

- Ooh...
- Guys, stop.

They just don't like
sharing the spotlight,

so they're trying
to intimidate us.

Let's just take the high road
and do what we do.

You thinking what I'm
thinking? What are you thinking?

A riff-off.

That's not what I was
thinking. A riff-off!

Wait. Yes.
A riff-off! Yes!

What is a riff-off?
Yeah.

A riff-off
is a little game

that we like to play
to see who's better.

Mm-hmm.
We start with a topic. Um...

Let's say "party songs."
Nice.

Yeah, and then we
lay down a beat.

Oh, yeah,
bring it, Bellas!

Oh, go, ladies.

I'm comin' up

So you better get
this party started

I'm comin' up, I'm comin'

I'm comin' up, so you

Don't you dare look back,
Just keep your eyes on me

I said,
"You're holding back"

She said, "Shut up
And dance with me"

Give me that toot-toot

Let me give you
That beep-beep

Running her hands
Through my fro

Bouncing on 24s
While they say on the radio

It's the remix to ignition,
Hot and fresh out the kitchen

Mama rollin'
Rollin' in my 6-4

With all my Bellas saying

Swing down, sweet chariot,
Stop and let me ride

Hell yeah
Swing down

Sweet chariot, stop
And let me ride

Let me ride...

Is that feedback?

Yeah, so you guys saw
what we did there, right?

Yeah.
So... it's singing.

No, well...

We just took the last word
of the old song

and matched it
with the first word

of the new song,
but you stay on tempo,

stay on beat,
stay on pitch and, of course,

- keep it in the relative key.
- That was great.

That was really well done. Yeah.

Okay, okay.

Round two.

Let's keep it
simple this time.

What about...

"artists you didn't know
were Jewish"?

Mm.
That was crazy.

Let's do this.
Okay.

Oh.
Mm-hmm.

Oh
I wish that I could fly

I could fly
So very high

Very high
Into the sky, yeah

Just like a dragonfly

I want to, I want to

I want to get away

Yeah, well, get away, then.

I want to fly away

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I stopped using my head,
Using my head

Let it all go

Got you stuck on my body,
on my body like a tattoo...

You can't use those sticks.
Yeah, you can't use that.

We like to keep it
strictly oral.

Coming back to you

You can call me
any day or night

Call me

You're not
on the same team.

I just figured out
what he reminds me of.

Ronald McDonald.
Separate teams!

Call me
Call me

Oh, love
Love me harder

Oh, okay.

And if you really need me

You gotta, gotta,
gotta, gotta

Got to love me harder

Gotta love me harder

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Love me, love me, love me

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Harder, harder, harder

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

If I were a boy

What? What the...?

Even just for a day

Beyonce's not Jewish.

Okay, you guys aren't even in a group.

I'd roll out of bed

In the morning and throw on
What I wanted and go

Hey, guys, still need
that level check for vocals.

Okay.

Hey, hey, hey,
we're not done yet.

Oh, baby,
we're just getting started.

Come on, we gotta do this.

We gotta think of something.

All right, next category.

"Zombie apocalypse."

Another head hangs lowly

Child is slowly taken

And the violence
Caused such silence

Who are we mistaken?

With their tanks and
Their bombs and their bombs

And their guns

They can't use the...
the drums.

In your head, in your head

They are crying

In your head

That's a guitar, man.

Zombie, zombie

Zombie-ie-ie...

What doesn't kill you

Makes you stronger,
Stand a little taller

Doesn't mean I'm lonely
When I'm alone

Th... They're
singing together?

Makes a fighter,
Footsteps even lighter

Doesn't mean I'm over
'Cause you're gone

I'd catch a grenade for you

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Throw my hand
On a blade for you

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Jump in front of

A train for you...

What are we gonna do?
We have to do something.

What?
We have to do something.

I'd do anything for you

Yeah, yeah, yeah

But I'm only human

And I bleed
When I fall down

I'm only human

And I crash
And I break down

Your words in my head,
Knives in my heart

You fill me up

And then I fall apart

Wake me up
When it's all over

Zombie-ie-ie
When I'm wiser

And I'm older
Yeah, yeah, yeah

All this time
I was finding myself

And I...

They just disqualified
themselves

by using musical instruments. Good job.

We won, guys.
We should go.

Whoo! We won!
That's not entirely accurate.

We didn't break any of
the rules, so... Let's go.

We won.

Bellas are doing what
they do best, quitting.

Here's the problem, John.

The Bellas are not as good
as the other bands.

That is a startling insight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah!
Whoo!

Wow!

How do you say it...
"Where is the bar"?

¿Dónde estála barra?
Oh, it's so cute.

"¿La barra?" Barra. Barra.
Smells so nice.

So nice!
Oh, you're so beautiful.

Okay, stick with me,
'cause I know so much Italian.

Okay.
Gelato. Margherita.

Ravioli.
Amy, we're in Spain.

So...

Emily, is it true
what you said back there?

Are you really
not writing anymore?

Well, not...
I mean, not right now.

Anyway, I've got 21 credits

that I'm taking this semester.
The GRE is coming up.

It's right around the corner.
Uh, and...

I got a hamster now.

Aw. That's amazing.

Well, don't give up.
My dad always says,

"Age wrinkles the body,

"but quitting
wrinkles the soul."

Hmm.

Three...
How about those Bulls?

Gotta love those Cubs.

And the deep dish pizza,
'cause it's so...

deep.

Chicago.

Right?

Yeah, I'm actually
from Georgia.

Oh.

So, what's your story?

Why are you here?

Oh, boy. Um...

Long story short,
I was in the NG,

but my CO recommended me
for OCS after, uh, AIT.

Then came OBC
and RTB where I, uh,

was the, uh,
DG of my class.

It's... I don't know.

Sorry. Um...

I joined the National Guard.

They helped put me
through college.

I spent about
a year stationed in Kabul.

Uh, actually overseeing
a canine unit over there.

We trained
German shepherds,

we trained pit bulls...

Dogs.

I love dogs.

I love animals, in general.

Animals are cute.
You're cute. I mean, what?

- What about you?
- Me? Me.

Uh, shorter story...

I was in a singing group
in college,

and then now I am still
in that same singing group,

but not in college.

But you're committed.
I am committed.

That's great.
Yeah, I love commitment

and being committed.
Yeah.

Not to, like, an asylum.
Whoa.

Or, like, a hospital, like,
I'm not saying...

Yeah, no, I know. But,
like... just, I like...

I love love. I love
being committed to love.

Not to you, but to, like... I
love, um, like, oranges. I love...

Hey. Uh, girls?

We have separate rooms.
We don't have to

sleep on top
of each other anymore.

- What?
- Hey, that's great.

Um, not sexually.

There was that one time.

Stop being so loud.

Yeah. No, yeah.
Oh, that's what I want.

Uh, no,
that's the molasses one.

No, you're not gonna
like that one.

This one.
I don't want molasses.

Okay, you guys,
so we've never

competed against bands
that play actual instruments.

What's the plan?

I really think we should just
stay true to ourselves,

and it will all figure
itself out.

Emily? Please hear this
in the best way possible.

You're a very stupid person.

You know what?
Maybe it won't matter

if we win or not, because
they will like us so much

that they will invite us
to keep touring with them.

And it won't matter
if I get into vet school

because we will be together
as a family,

supporting each other.

And really, isn't that
what it's all about?

- Yes.
- Yes.

Yeah, except for all
families break apart,

and the only person you can
ever truly rely on is yourself.

All right,
time to drop a smash.

What?
Oh, no, no, no.

Think it's a whole album.
Oh, no, no.

Everybody needs
A little time away

I heard her say

From each other

There now, Sir Bounce-a-lot.

You take good care
of my Turnip Top.

Eh?

Well, it's a big night
for the Bellas, Gail.

First stop on the tour,
Rota, Spain.

Here we go.

Young Sparrow!

Attention!

Girl, don't keep me
Waiting now

Need you to shake it,
Turn and break it down

Yeah, you know
You got 'em now

Got, got 'em now

They're so... dope.

You guys,
this is the first time

we're performing together
in three years.

It's gonna be so much fun.
Let's do this.

You're my only temptation,
I'm too gone, I'm too faded

I've two shots,
So don't place that workout

Now can I hear you
Say whoa now?

Let's party, girl...

Hola.

Uh, hola. Um...

Uh, excusez-moi.
Bonjour. Ciao.

No hablo...
Inglese? Konnichiwa?

The...
Sa-na-ma-na-ma?

You're English. Hi.

That's right. I saw you do
the, uh, sound check,

um, thing that you guys...
Yeah. The riff-off thing.

Riff-off.
Yeah. I don't know why we

keep challenging people
to those.

We... we don't ever
actually win.

Oh.
Do you work for the USO?

Uh, no,
I... I work for DJ Khaled.

Sorry. I'm... I'm Theo.

Hi. I'm Beca.

Nice to meet you.
How you doing?

Sorry, you are a...

Oh, I'm a...
Music executive?

...music exec
at Khaled's label.

Really?
Yeah.

What?
No, I... I... I work

with music executives,
and you...

they... they
don't look like you.

Oh.

What do I look like?

A turtle.

Well, that's in...
incredibly specific.

But, like, you literally
look just like that.

No, no. It's accurate.

You said you work
with music execs.

Oh. Yeah.
Um, no, I'm a...

I'm a music producer.

I'm sort of freelancing
right now.

Oh, and I sing for fun.

I'm interested to see
the Bellas in action.

Yeah, maybe we'll even open
for DJ Khaled in the end.

You don't think
you'll open for Khaled?

Uh, no, I... I...
I didn't say that.

Yeah, you did. You did.
You just said it before.

You kind of implied it,
if anything.

Well, I just...
I could just

tell him that you sing
for fun, if you like.

No, I... I was just
trying to... I... I'm...

I'm gonna go now.
I'll see you later,

but I'll be watching.

Okay.
Good luck. See you.

What was that?
That was so much eye contact.

One, two, three,
They gonna run back to me

'Cause I'm the best baby
That they never got to keep

One, two, three,
They gonna run back to me

They always want to come
But they never want to leave

My ex's and the oh-oh-oh's,
They haunt me

Like gho-o-osts,
They want me

To make 'em all, all, all

They won't let go,
Ex's and oh's

Thank you, Saddle Up.

And now, one of the hottest
new groups on the scene.

They are Evermoist.

Evermoist?

Who came up
with that name?

My bum crack's a bit dry.

Does anyone have
an Evermoist towelette?

My grandma's in a band
right now. Nevermoist.

Oh, God.

Step one, take
These pictures off the wall

Pick myself up
After the fall, the fall

I'll be better off
After all

When the pain's
A hundred proof

There are ways
To change the mood

It's good, you're getting it
Like you should

And Mr. What's-His-Name,
But they're all the same

Mr. What's-His-Name

I'm gonna smile
When it hurts

Going out tonight
With all of my girls

Party till I can't
See straight

This is how...

Wow, they can
really shred.

They're better
than Saddle Up even.

Yeah, okay.
So they're pretty

and polished and sexy
and, like...

I don't know, I was just
listing stuff, and now I'm sad.

Hey, you guys
are up next.

Oh.
Good.

Great.
I'm glad.

I'm gonna find someone new

Somebody to love me
The way you loved you

Can't you tell
I'll be okay?

This is how, how,
how, how it works

Thank you so much.

We are Evermoist.

Oh, wow!

Who doesn't want to see that
on "Salute the Troops"

- next week, huh?
- Keep it going.

Whoo!

Hey.
Hey. How y'all doing?

Uh, we are Evermoist.

And now,

an a cappella group
with a few YouTube clicks.

So, put your hands together
for the Bellas.

The Bellas reunited
finally onstage.

They're gonna rock these
troops with their mouth music.

And, as predicted, Gail,

the Bellas are in
over their heads,

lost in a sea of seamen.

Up with it, girl,
Rock with it, girl

Bellas!

Show them it,
Girl, bada-bum-bum

Bounce with it, girl,
Dance with it, girl

Get with it, girl,
Bada-bum-bum

Come on, come on,
Turn the radio on

It's Friday night
And it won't be long

Gotta do my hair,
Put my makeup on

It's Friday night
And it won't be long

Till I hit the dance floor
Bada-bum

Hit the dance floor
Bada-bum

I got all I need

No, I ain't got cash,
I ain't got cash

But I got you, baby
Just you and me

Baby, I don't need dollar
Bills to have fun tonight

I love cheap thrills

Baby, I don't need

Dollar bills
To have fun tonight

I love cheap thrills

I don't need no money

You worth more than diamond,
More than gold

As long as I keep dancing

Free up yourself,
Get out of control

Me and you, girl,
You and me

Drop it to the floor, Make
me see your energy Because

Me no play no hide-and-seek

Wanna see the thing you have
That make me feel weak, girl

I don't need no money

You worth more than diamond,
More than gold

As long as I can
Feel the beat

Make the beat
Just take control

I don't need no money

More than diamond,
More than gold

As long as I keep dancing

Free up yourself,
Get out of control

Baby,
Baby, I don't need

Dollar bills
To have fun tonight

I love cheap thrills
Baby, I don't need

Dollar bills To have
fun tonight Cheap thrills

I love cheap thrills

I don't need no money

You worth More than
diamonds, More than gold

As long as I can
Feel the beat

Go on and make the beat
Just take control

I don't need no money

You worth More than
diamonds, More than gold

As long as I keep dancing

Free up yourself,
get out of...

Oh!

Tough blow. What was that?

That, my friend, was "Taps"

from the back of the house.

Salute, salute.
We have to salute.

Stand at attention.
This is "Taps."

It's to honor fallen soldiers,

and tonight,
it's the fallen Bellas.

Look at this. Those girls
don't even know what to do.

They look like idiots.

This is the best thing
for the movie.

It couldn't be better.

Should we be considering
using instruments?

Is that crazy?

Oh, that's so funny.

You know, I'm gonna pretend
that you didn't just say that

so we can still be friends.

If we had drums,
then we wouldn't need Lilly,

and if we had bass,
then we wouldn't need me.

And we're still not clear

why Jessica and Ashley
are even here.

D... Did they just say
our names?

Don't be stupid.

- You know what?
- I have an idea.

We just need to show DJ Khaled
that we are different

and better than all of
those other bands, you know?

I think we did great.

I just think the horn
cut our vibe.

True that.

All right, ladies.
Pick up your tits.

We're going out.

What do you mean, "going out"?

What do you mean,
what do I mean?

We just sucked balls
in front of DJ Khaled.

Listening.
He's staying at that fancy

casino hotel
across the street, okay?

I say we all get up,
we get dressed,

we go over there, and we show
him that we are not a joke.

Emily, I can't believe

that a half-decent idea
came out of your dumb mouth.

Thank you.
Okay?

- So let's get tarted up and...
- Tatted up?

Tarted. Yeah, yeah, tarted up.
It sounds like "tatted up."

She means "tatted."
She's the caramel tart.

She's a chocolate tart.
You're the vanilla tart.

Thanks, babe.

Mm...

Oh, "tarted."
Oh, "tarted." "Tarted."

If it's easier,
we'll just say "slutty."

Okay, let's get slutty.
We'll dress slutty.

Okay, great.
For attention.

Let's aca-rock this.

Yes.
Like music industry slutty.

Are you ready?
Let's go, ladies! Come on!

Okay, ladies.

I think we should split up.
Divide and conquer.

You ready?
Mm-hmm.

Let's rock it.

Lilly, come with me.

Let's go this way.

We've been expecting you.

Please be our guest
in the high-roller VIP room.

Naturally.

Yay!

I bet it all on 21.

The minimum bet
is a thousand dollars.

Oh, okay, well,
do you happen to have...

seven ATM machines?

I'll stake her.

Hello, Sunshine.

Daddy.

General Douglas.
What an honor.

General.
Good to see you.

There's that guy. Hide. What?

Why are we hiding?

I don't know.

Dude, what is...

What is this about?

What are you guys doing?

Nothing.

Ain't that Mr. Eye Contact?

He knows Khaled, right?

We should follow him.

Okay, legacy, come on.

- You guys, act normal, casual.
- Here we go.

- Great idea.
- Patricia,

you know how worried
I've been about you?

You shouldn't have run away.

You should've talked to me.

About what, the C-4 explosives
I found in the cereal box?

Or what about the time
you smuggled drugs

in Sir Bounce-a-lot
and I had to see him

get torn apart by custom
agents right in front of me?

Sweetheart,
it was my profession.

What, being dodgy?

Well, that's one word for it.

I mean, yeah, I was a
criminal, but I'm different now.

How'd you even find me?

Well, what do you mean?

I've been in hiding.

Ah, my darling girl,

I've known where
you've been for years.

Uh, it's impossible for you
not to stand out in a crowd.

Yeah, why do I have to be
so brilliant

at every single thing I do?

Here, look.
I've always kept this photo

of you and me
close to my heart.

We used to play together.
We used to sing together.

We used to be a team.

None of this is happening,
okay? But... but...

No "but, but, but." No!

But... darling.

I'm getting old, Sunshine.

I want to be a part
of your life.

Please.

You always do this.

What?
I'm not falling for it.

Not this time.
What? Now, now...

Patricia, stop!

Please, Patricia,
don't leave again.

No, wait, darling.

Stay with me, fellas.

Everybody needs
A little time away

I heard her say

From each other

Even lovers need a holiday

Far away

From each other

Please, Patricia.

Come back.

Don't make me keep singing.

Act cool.
You be cool.

We got this.
This is big as a house.

Okay. Mm-hmm.

Hey.

Beca. Hey. Oh, what are you doing here?

I was waiting for you.
I don't... That's weird.

I saw you hiding
behind the bushes.

No, I don't think so.

This is a really popular
jumpsuit

and hairstyle,
so that wasn't...

Oh.
You know what?

I see what's happened.

This is not my friend
Lenny's suite.

That's embarrassing.

Oh, no, it's, uh,
DJ Khaled's suite.

Is it?

Oh, I had no idea.

We're throwing a...
a little party for him,

if he decides to show.

You guys should hang out.
You want to hang out?

Twist my arm. We'll do it.

Well, let's go.
I'll give you a tour.

Great.
All right, come this way.

Uh, Khaled, right now he's,
uh, into this kind of feng shui,

so he has a specific kind
of arrangement

to maximize his chi.

And, oh, Sunburst here
is Khaled's juiceologist.

Ah, Theo, pardon my zesting.

Would you like a beet juice?

Your glands look frustrated.

In my country,

beet juice was reserved
for the king.

DJ Khaled is the king
of the beats.

You know, like the...
Beat King, 'cause he's the...

Oh, honey, that was...
we didn't like that at all.

It's awful. I know.

Um, can you explain this,
uh, terrifying situation?

What? What, my... the face?
Not your face.

Um, the thing behind you.
Oh, the apiary.

Oh, right, yeah, no, this
is, uh, a portable beehive

that Sunburst uses
to harvest natural honey.

Doesn't seem like a disaster
waiting to happen.

Yes, it can be.

Oh, Beca,
I got to show you something.

You're gonna love this.

Sure.

Yeah?
Yeah.

I'll bring her right back.

Oh... yeah, just her.

Just borrow her for a second.

Whatever.

Ooh. Is that an AKG C-24?

Yes, it certainly is.

Incredibly rare.

Madonna, Beyonce, Joan Baez.

Oh, I'm happy for them.
That's nice.

Yeah,
the boss likes to be ready

for whenever inspiration
strikes him,

so we have this setup here.
Sure.

Yeah, must be good to be
really, really, really rich.

Yeah.

You want to give it a go?

No.
No?

Couldn't possibly.

Ooh.

We're coming to you live.
Oh, that's nice.

Oh, we should've recorded
that. Oh, she's a beaut.

What's this?
Oh, this is just...

Khaled has a...
a little loop going.

You want to hear it?
Okay.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh

Eh, eh

Eh

Eh, eh

Eh

Hey

Eh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Eh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Eh
Eh, eh, eh, eh

Eh, eh, eh, eh
Eh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Eh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Eh
Eh, eh, eh, eh

Eh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Eh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

I got to, uh... I'm sorry.

Khaled.
Oh, okay. I...

Yeah? I'll be right back.
Do you want me to...

Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no. Carry on. Okay.

Go on. That's okay.
I wasn't gonna leave anyway.

I'll be honest with you.
Yeah, just destroy everything.

Okay.
Okay.

Eh
Eh, eh, eh, eh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Eh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Dad!

I knew that song
would get you.

Whoo-hoo!
Oh, yeah.

That's my girl.

I can't wait.

We'll travel the world
in my yacht,

stop at all your favorite
places... the Atlantic Ocean,

the Pacific Ocean...
That would be great!

But I'm in the middle
of a tour right now.

But that's perfect.
I'll finally be able

to see one
of your performances.

Dad, you've never come
to any of my performances.

Sweetheart, I've changed.

It's not the first time
I've heard that.

But you're still my little
Turnip Top, aren't you?

I promise I won't
screw it up this time.

General Posen and I
were wrapping up

a, uh, clandestine operation.

In fact, I've just come
from our classified briefing.

Oh, my God, so you were just
with Aubrey's dad?

He was so excited
to see your show.

It's just too bad
that he can't make it.

Oh.
Oh.

Oh, that's okay.

Yeah, it's... it's really
okay. No, that's okay.

It's totally fine. You know,
he's a busy man. Uh-huh.

That's right.
And my dad always said,

"Expect finite disappointment,
and remember,

"there's always more
where that came from."

Oh, my God, Aubrey!

Someone open a window!

What is wrong with this door?
I don't know!

Stand down!

Eh

Eh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Checkmate, Bellas.

Checkmate.

Oh, hey.

Heard you all really, uh,
lit it up last night.

That's a great joke.

- It's really funny.
- Like a phoenix

rising from the ashes,
only a really sad version

where there's no phoenix
and just ash.

Sorry, I forgot where we were
in the conversation.

Next time, when you're trying
to impress DJ Khaled,

try to have some dignity.

Uh, we never do anything
with dignity, so...

Hey, where'd you go
last night?

What, uh, you mean

when you were burning down
the hotel?

Dude, where were you?

Okay. I was with my father,
all right?

Wait, your dad?

He's been trying
to track me down for years,

and last night, he found me.

Why are you running from him?

I wish my dad
would pay attention to me.

Because my dad
wasn't a very nice man.

So, when I was 18,
I had to run away,

which was a real bitch
because of the chafing.

And now he has found me,

and I don't know
what to think.

I mean, I... I think that's
amazing, and so should you.

I mean, it... it's...
it's a crazy thing.

He's finally found you
after all these years?

Now you can rekindle
the relationship,

and... and it could be
even stronger than it was.

And maybe he was not
a very nice guy before,

but maybe he is now,
and maybe he's amazing

and wonderful and he wants...
Okay, Emily, you are so shrill

and inarticulate!
No, no!

Hello? Oh, it's Stacie.

Stacie! Stacie's calling me
on FaceTime.

You guys! Stop. Get
over here. What, Stacie?

Oh, hello?
Wait. Right over here.

Oh, hi, hi, hi.
You guys!

Hi.
Stace!

Where are you? Stacie,
it's going terrible here.

Yeah, we getting our asses
handed to us.

Guys, I had the baby.

What?
Aw.

He's so cute.

She's a girl.

Oh, okay, then average.

What's her name?

Baby Fat Amy
or Baby Fat Patricia.

You can choose.
No, no, listen.

I know I've always been
your favorite.

Guys.

I named her Bella.

Aw.

That is adorable.
Oh, that's perfect.

- That... Okay.
- I love you guys.

We love you. We love
you so much. We miss you.

You guys.

She's so cute.

Guys, can we stop trying
to win this tour

and just sing together?

I mean, that's why
we're all here, right?

Yeah.

But also, let's still try
and win this thing

because I don't know
how else to live.

Ciao, Bellas.

Who wants to go to Italy?

Four countries in four days.

One, two... And then
DJ Khaled will announce

the winner when we arrive
in France. Let's do this!

I don't like it

I love it, love it, love it

Uh-oh
Uh-oh

So good it hurts

'Cause I don't want it

I gotta, gotta have it

Uh-oh
Uh-oh

I can't find the words,
I just go

Well, these Bellas
actually seem

to be enjoying
themselves, Gail.

I think
it's possible the Bellas

could be picked by DJ Khaled.

You can say that again,
and I hope you won't.

Well, the soldiers
are loving them.

Let's see if you can
keep this up, girls.

All night, let me group ya

Dance with me,
Turn down for who, girl?

Another runner help us
Step the moves up, yeah

Bet that round
Need a measure or ruler

Celebrate life
And I'll pay for it

That Cavalli nice
Next to my Tom Ford

Yeah, party all night,
Let's all aboard

Let's all aboard, All aboard Whoo, whoo

I don't like it, I love it

And them other girls,
They can't touch it

Competition,
That's a whole another subject

I want to walk it out
In public

You a star, baby,
Just go, let's go

To the mansion
Or the condo, let's go

Perfect time,
Gotta let it flow

You know I'm watching,
I'm watching

Oh
I don't like it

I love it, love it, love it

Catch me!

Everybody, catch me!

I got a little bit
of your panties,

but who hasn't?

Catch me.
Yeah!

When I can't find the words,
I just go

We honestly just

are really appreciative
for this opportunity.

We can meet DJ Khaled
any time you want.

Yeah, no, absolutely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he... he's watching you guys.

Oh, yeah

Hey.

I don't like it

No, I love it...

I don't like it
But I love it

Ow!

Yeah...

I don't like it

No, I love it

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah

I don't like it

No, I love it

Bellas! Make some noise
for Bellas out there! Whoo!

What a fitting swan song
for the Barden Bellas.

Yes, and as these young women
approach 30

and cease to be of value
as human beings,

perhaps this
is the bittersweet memory

they will take
into the bar with them.

Okay, welcome
to the South of France.

We wanted to do something
kind of special for you guys.

This feels like a group date
on The Bachelor.

Oh, it's just so beautiful.

Yeah, thank you.

Not free.

Got it.

Hey.

Um, hey, I just wanted to say
thank you for... for this.

And for looking out
for us on this trip.

And protecting
the United States... always.

It's my pleasure.

Must be kind of lonely,

always being away
from your family,

being in a different place.

Yeah, but being in the Army
is kind of like

having a second family,
you know.

Well, yeah,
of course you know.

I mean, you guys come together
for your tour,

and when it's over,
you go your separate ways.

But you're always gonna be
there for each other, right?

I mean, you're never
really alone.

Wow, that was really cheesy.

No.

I liked it.

You okay?

Oh, yeah.

Of course.

Don't hide your feelings
from me.

We're like sisters, Aubrey.

It is "Aubrey," isn't it?

Mm-hmm.

Well, to be totally honest,
my dad was supposed to come

to see us perform tomorrow,

and I heard
that he can't make it.

And he's never actually
heard me sing with the Bellas,

and now maybe
he never will, so...

Dad? He's here!

What? Where?

That's my dad's yacht,
the Fat Dingo Bitch.

That's what he always
used to call my mum.

Obviously, he's come

to see me perform
in our last ever show!

My dad came!

Must feel aca-amazing.

They gotta be
close to making a decision.

They film the special
with DJ Khaled tomorrow.

And he needs an opening act.

Oh, look who it is.

Did you guys see the way
they got off stage yesterday?

They literally went out
of their way

not to congratulate us.

They clearly just see us
as a threat.

Oh, shit!
Oh, my God.

You are so weird.
Wow. Sometimes.

That's not fair.
You seem very nice.

Can I borrow you for a second?

Yeah, great.
Yeah? Come on.

You want to hold hands?

Nope.
Cool.

Where are we going?

You remember when you
burnt down DJ Khaled's room?

No, that was not...

I don't remember that.
Back in Spain?

You were looking for Lenny,

hiding behind the bushes,
released the bees.

No, I think that...
that was my sister.

I hate her. What?

DJ Khaled wants to meet you.

Why?
Hey, boss.

Theo, my guy.

Magical ears.

Beca.
H... Hello.

How beautiful.
Oh, thank you.

So nice to meet you.
ASAP!

Need a drink for Beca, ASAP!
Have a seat.

Make yourself at home.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Yeah.
Here you go, mademoiselle.

Thank you.

I hope you like cherries.

Beca, have you been talking
to my guy, Theo?

Yeah, he talks a lot.

But I have no idea
what's going on.

He doesn't actually give me
that much information.

I thought maybe
you could break the news.

Congratulations.

On what?

I want you to open up for me.

Tomorrow night.

Beca.

DJ Khaled.

Are you ready?

Seriously?
Yeah.

That is great.

You are not gonna
regret this. I...

The Bellas are gonna die.
Can I go tell them?

I... I think
you misunderstood.

Uh, what DJ Khaled's
trying to say here

is that he doesn't want
the Bellas.

We want you.

- What?
- The other day,

when you was just
playing around with the loop

and you was singing
and you was just...

I could tell that you was
just playing around, but...

I seen something,
I heard something,

then I felt something.

Amidst the chaos,
I went back in the room,

and I pulled your recording.

Why did you do that?

Because I wanted to know
what you could do on your own.

Beca, it's time to go
to the next level.

I see it.

I'm DJ Khaled, aka Billy.

Who?
I know these things.

That is so amazing.

That means the world to me,
honestly.

But I'm part of a group,

and we all have
something special.

I respect
that you love your group,

but it's time for you
to move on.

It's time for you to grow.

It's time for you to climb that
mountaintop and reach the top.

And the group
will be happy for you.

What Khaled is trying
to say here is that

you've really gone as far
as you can with the girls.

It's time for you
to now flourish on your own.

Independent... ly.

These ain't opinions.

These are facts.

Yes.

Come with me a second.

Bless up.

Listen, I... I know it's a lot

to take in, okay?
Uh, yeah.

The label is gonna
sign you, Beca.

The label's gonna sign you.
They're gonna help you

develop your own material
as a solo act. Uh, yeah...

Th... This is very generous,

but we're talking
about my family.

I'm... I'm...
I'm not interested.

It's a tough decision.
I get that. No, it's not.

It is. It is.

It's a big opportunity
for you. All right?

Look at me. Stop.

What are you doing?

Go home. Sleep on it.

You come back, and you tell me

what you want to do
in the morning, okay?

All right?

I'm... I really am sorry.
I...

Whoo!

Your performance
was incredible, Patricia.

So proud of you.

Thanks, Dad.
How did you see it?

Were you on the base?

Oh, you know me.
I've got my ways.

What a note to go out on, eh?

What do you say
we leave tonight?

I would,
but tomorrow's, like,

the big televised event
with DJ Khaled,

and they're definitely gonna
pick the Bellas to perform.

So I need to be there
'cause my talent compensates

for the weaker members
of the group, like Beca.

Tomorrow it is.

And you can go
wherever you want to go.

Urban Outfitters?

You gotta think bigger,
Sunshine.

A Caribbean tour.

Have you ever been
to Martinique?

Or the, uh...
the Cayman Islands?

The Cayman Islands?
Oh, they're beautiful,

just like my little girl.

Uh-huh. Right.

Dad, let me ask you,

what was your favorite moment
of the show?

Well, there were too many
moments of greatness

from which to choose.

'Cause my favorite part
was the bit

where I sang that duet
with Beca,

and then was on the top
of the pyramid.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you were wonderful
in that part.

God! There was
no pyramid!

And as if I'd be the top.

And I know exactly
what's in the Cayman Islands.

Yeah, I do.
That bank account

that Mum set up for me
on my 13th birthday.

She said it was just a bit
of an allowance, but...

I know she didn't want me
to ever need your dirty money.

How much
is even in it anyway?

A hundred and eighty million,
give or take.

When am I gonna learn...

to open my mail?

I'm done with you, Dad.

Forever.

No, no, you're not.

We are done
when I get the money.

Amy?

Is this man
bothering you?

- Yes, he is. Yeah.
- Yeah.

Sir, step away
from the Bella.

Patricia, all my accounts
are frozen.

Good-bye, Fergus.

I tried to do this
the nice way, Patricia.

You remember that!

So, do you know how to do
this? How do you do this?

Pour the water over the sugar,
and smash...

Do you guys know
where Beca is?

Theo must have said
something to her by now.

The show's literally tomorrow.

I know. Guys, if Khaled picks us,

it'll be our
last show together.

Bellas, a toast.

- Ah, a Chloe toast.
- They say that...

home is where the heart is.

But you guys are the homes
that my heart lives in.

I am inside of all of you.

It feels so good.

Cheers.
Cheers!

Cheers!
Guys, I love you so much.

I feel like...
Are you hallucinating?

Excuse me.
Uh, are you the Bellas?

Yes.
Oui, monsieur.

- Sí.
- My name is Henri.

Chicago sent me to take you
to the USO reception.

Reception?

Chicago never mentioned
any reception.

Something about
an announcement?

Oh. We won.
Did we win?

Um, we need
to find our friends,

Beca and Fat Amy.

Oh, they are already there
with Chicago.

Oh.
Perfect.

Let's not keep this
handsome Frenchman waiting.

Let's go. Shotgun!
Ready?

I guess we should go.
Let's go.

Hey, let's go.
Henri?

Oh, yeah. Whoo!
Sounds like music.

I am Florencia.
Nice to meet you.

Na na na-na na-na

Waste time with
A masterpiece

Don't waste time
With a masterpiece

You should be
Rolling with me

You should be
Rolling with me, ah

You're a real-life fantasy,
You're a real-life fantasy

But you're
Moving so carefully

Let's start living
Dangerously

Whoa, talk to me,
Baby, yeah

I'm going blind from this
Sweet, sweet craving, whoa-oh

Let's lose our minds
And go crazy, crazy

Crazy, crazy
Ah ya-ya-ya-ya

I keep on hoping we'll
Eat cake by the ocean, baby

Oh, la vache.
The singing sounded very good.

Oh, merci beaucoup, Henri.
Um, are we almost there?

Uh, yes. In fact...

'Cause it feels like
we've been driving forever.

...we are right here.

Yay! Oh, great!

I don't know.
I can't lift it.

I can't see.
I can't see anything.

Why won't the shade go up?
It's, like, stuck.

It's so dark out there.
Can you guys see out yours?

No, I can't see.
Well, this don't seem right.

Maybe we...

Whoa!

What was that?

- I don't know.
- What was that?

What?

What happened?
Huh?

I don't know.

Hang on.
You guys, are we...

Are we floating?

Why would we be floating?
What?

Guys?

You guys,
I can't open the door.

What? The door's not opening?

It's the old van-ferry
death-trap maneuver.

I should've seen it coming.

Oh, God.
What?

Open it. Open the door.
Help!

Does anybody's
cell phone work?

Where's my cell phone?
No service.

No service. There's nothing.

- That's so inconvenient.
- Hell's bells!

We could scream
on the count of three.

Okay. One, two, three.

Help!

Sir Bounce-a-lot.

- I told you we're through!
- I know.

But there are some people here

who think you should
reconsider.

Amy!

How could you?

I swear to God,
if you hurt any one of them,

except for Jessica and Ashley,
I will kill you!

I don't want to hurt anyone,
Patricia.

The only one I wanted was you,
but you weren't with them,

were you?

Oh, well.

Plan B.

You have 30 minutes.

Come to the boat,

or your friends
swim with the fishes.

And I think you know
I mean it.

Oh, I know you mean it.

Because you're
a terrible person

that does terrible things.

But there's one thing
you're forgetting, Dad.

I'm your daughter.

Your nightmare blood,
it runs through my veins!

Hey, Amy, um, I need to talk
to you about something.

It's kind of important.
Oh, yeah, just a sec.

I'm on a call.
Okay.

You think you're bad?

You have no idea
what I'm capable of.

I've graduated college.

I could do anything.

So say your prayers,

'cause Fat Amy is coming...

for you.

Now!

So...

which two of you

are Ashley and Jessica?

- Ah, shit.
- Okay, so...

I have kind of bad news.

Uh, and I know you're
gonna be fine. Uh, I know

everybody's gonna be
fine, but, like...

Oh.

Um, w... well...

We didn't get picked, man.
And you know what?

Like, screw them. It's not,
like, the whole story.

There's... uh, uh, uh...

I don't know, I still feel
like I want to tell you

'cause I think that, like,

secrets are, like,
the worst, right?

So...

Yeah, it's the worst.

Let's go.

Go where?

Don't worry.
We'll change in the cab.

Amy, what are we doing?

Why are we not calling
the police or Chicago?

No cops. There's no time.

And if my dad sees 'em,
he'll take off.

This is serious.

The Bellas
could really get hurt.

Not on my watch.
Amy, come on.

Look, I know my father.

I know his guys.

Some of them I know,
like, really well.

And I know that boat.

We can do this.

Okay. What's the plan?

First up, I need you
to pick up the pace.

This boat's not gonna
row itself.

Okay. That's the ladder
that'll take you

up to the main deck
where the Bellas are.

Do not let Fergus
hear what I'm doing below.

Okay, giant distraction
coming up.

You sure about this?
Have I ever let you down?

Dozens of examples spring
to mind, if I'm honest.

What? Yeah, you're very unreliable.

It's, like, one of the
hallmarks of your personality.

I don't think we have time
to unpack that right now.

Shh. I'll just
see you up top.

Nobody's gonna
die tonight, right?

Yeah.
Right?

Yeah.
Well, that doesn't help.

Okay.
Okay, ready?

I've got my
serious face on now.

Okay.
It's time.

Let's do it.

Once we get the money,
we sail directly to Sydney.

Unless she doesn't show.

Then things get ugly.

Ten minutes, ladies.

Guys, you know
what we should do?

Where did you come from?

What?

You weren't here before.

I've been here the whole time.

I'm just small.

Just... if we only have
ten minutes left,

I say we spend it
doing something we love.

Let's go out like Bellas
and sing one more song.

You want to sing right now?

I think we should sing
one more song, though.

I don't know
if I feel like singing.

Oh, my God. Guys, I
just want to sing so bad.

We really think
you'll like it.

You want to entertain me?

Knock yourselves out.

Nine minutes.

Let's make it
a loud one, guys.

You are terrible
at reading signals.

Come here.

Baby, can't you see

I'm calling

A guy like you
Should wear a warning

It's dangerous, I'm falling

There's no escape

I can't wait

I need a hit
Hit me, baby

Baby, give me it
You're dangerous

I'm loving it

Ah, ah, come on
Too high, can't come down

You know that's exactly
what you're gonna have to do.

You know I can
take your head off, don't you?

What is the matter
with you two idiots?

You act like she's human.

With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride

You're toxic,
I'm slippin' under

Yeah, they're not bad,
are they?

With a taste of
Your poison paradise

Four minutes!

Don't you know
That you're toxic?

It's getting late

Patricia.

Mikhael, my former

jelly-wrestling coach,
slash babysitter.

Do you remember me?

How could I forget the girl
who gave me this?

You really shouldn't
have put me in a time-out.

Let's dance.

Why?

Whoa. Easy, now. Easy.

Easy, now.

Come on. Yeah?

What?

Nipple cripple!

Nipple cripple!

Take it.

This is way too much cardio.

Good old Dad.

With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride

You're toxic,
I'm slippin' under

With a taste of
Your poison paradise

I'm addicted to you

Don't you know
That you're toxic?

With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride...

- Freedom...!
- Go, go!

Go, go, go!

Come out here! Amy!

Amy, come on! Amy!

Sweet baby Jesus!

Amy, let's go!

- Amy, come on!
- Patricia!

Stop her!

Beca! Beca!

Amy!

Hey, you've been a very
naughty girl, Turnip Top!

Amy! Amy!

Amy!

I rained hellfire!

The MPs arrested Amy's dad.

He's going to jail
for a long time.

I'm gonna go meet them,
all right?

Sit tight.

I have no idea
what just happened,

but if Khaled doesn't pick us
after all of that,

what are we doing
with our lives?

Uh, I think
Beca has something

she'd like to share
with the group.

Um, thanks, Amy.

Uh, yeah.

I was gonna say something
earlier, but we were involved

in a hostage crisis,
so I just...

They picked her.

DJ Khaled and his team.

They didn't pick the Bellas.

They picked Beca.

So they... yeah,
so they only picked her.

Yeah, but I said no because
I feel exactly how you feel.

You guys are family, and you
don't walk away from family.

Don't you want to make music?

No, I guess, but...

Beca, you can't say no.
You've gotta do it.

Look, your real family
doesn't hold you back.

They lift you up.

Kind of feel like I've been
saying something to that effect

- the entire time.
- Oh, my God, Emily!

Smart people
are talking right now.

Aubrey, don't, please.

It's... I... I won't do it.
It's not important.

No, no, no.
It's not that.

You know, I have
to be honest with you guys.

Every time I perform
in front of people,

I feel like I'm gonna puke.

And I don't have to anymore.

I'm so happy.

Yes!

No more puking.
Whew!

- No more puke.
- No more puke.

Yes.

You know what?
I think I might just...

I don't know, move to Mykonos
and become a doula.

A doula?
A birthing coach.

You gonna coach babies?
Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I'll be like...

"Come here, little guy.
You can do it.

"There ain't really
nothing to it.

"You can do it,
you can do it. Come on!"

- Ah...
- Now that gay people

can serve in the military,
I'm a join the Air Force

and let them pay
for my flight school.

I have my Abnormal Psych exam
coming up next week.

But also, you're gonna
keep writing

so your life isn't filled
with crushing regret, right?

Yes.
Good.

Well, guys, a music career

would interfere
with my business, so...

Yeah, that little tiny
juice truck you work at.

The juice truck I own

and just secured capital
to franchise.

- Huh?
- Uh, what?

I didn't tell you guys?
Congratulations.

Cool beans.

You talk?

Satan has finally
left my body.

Hi. I'm Esther.

- Wha...
- I have many questions.

You guys?

I think it's time
that we go on

with the next chapter
of our lives.

It's time for us to move on. You know?

I mean, we're always
gonna be there for each other

because we're family.

And, I mean, I, for one,
am very ready.

I got the call that
I got into vet school.

You got in!
Yes, I got in. I know.

No way!
I got in. I'm a vet.

Congratulations!

What about you, Ames?

You sure
you're cool with this?

Are you kidding me?

I just found out
I got $180 million

to put into
"Fat Amy Winehouse."

What?
Yeah.

Wait, I could do more shows.

"Fat Amy Adams."
"Fat Amy Grant."

Oh, that would be good
for Christmas.

Would be great.

- Beca.
- Don't.

I swear to God,
don't make that face.

If you cry, I'm gonna cry. I swear.

I'm not gonna do this
with you today, so...

I'm not doing it.
I hate that face.

I'm not.
Don't make that face.

This is my regular face.

You know
how much I love you.

You just get out there,
and you crush it. Okay?

You crush it so hard

that your nips tingle a bit.

She loves hugs.
Don't.

That's not funny.
We should give her one.

Here we are.

The final show,
the conclusion

of the USO Tour
in the South of France,

coming to you
from the Citadel.

What a gorgeous setting
here tonight under the stars.

Isn't this beautiful?
Doing a wonderful

musical presentation
in a bunker.

In the South of France.

I mean,
it's so romantic here.

I've never been to France.

I hope never to come back.

Oh, no, it's not
a place for you.

Oh, no, no.
There's no good people here.

No, no.

On your toes, folks.

We're on in ten.
First positions.

Ladies and gentlemen,

let's give it up
for DJ Khaled!

When I say "fan,"
you say "love."

Fan!

Love!
Fan!

Love!

First of all, I want to thank

all the troops
for coming out here.

It's about you.

We salute you.

We praise you and thank you.

But tonight I have a surprise.

I'll be introducing you
to a new star.

A superstar.

Somebody that I have cosigned.

I introduce you to...

Beca Mitchell.

And here's Beca Mitchell
stepping onto the stage,

just as small as she was
the day she was born.

You know, we've been following
this little sprite-light lady

for, I don't know,
seven years now, I think.

We have been showing you

her new life
out in the real world,

where she's out to take
another perfectly good job

from an able-bodied man.

Go, Beca!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Heaven knows
I was just a young boy

Didn't know
What I wanted to be

I was every little hungry
Schoolgirl's pride and joy

And I guess it was
Enough for me

To win the race,
A prettier face

Brand-new clothes
And a big fat place

On your rock and roll TV

But today the way
I play the game

Is not the same, no way

I think I'm gonna
Get me some happy

What?

I think there's something
You should know

I think it's time
I told you so

There's something
Deep inside of me

There's someone else
I gotta be

Take back your picture
In a frame

Take back
Your singing in the rain

I just hope you understand

Sometimes the clothes
Do not make the man

All we have to do now

Is take these lies

And make them true

Somehow
All we have to see

Is that I don't belong
To you

And you don't belong
To me, yeah

Freedom, freedom
I won't let you down

I will not give you up
Freedom

Gotta have
some faith in the

Have some
faith in the sound

I think there's something
You should know

I think it's time
I stopped the show

There's something
Deep inside of me

There's someone
I forgot to be

Take back your picture
in a frame

Don't think
that I'll be back again

I just hope you understand

Sometimes the clothes
Do not make the man

I will not let you down

Hey...

Freedom, freedom

Have some faith
In the sound

Have some faith
in the sound, oh

Freedom

Freedom, freedom

Yeah, yeah

All we have to do now

All we can do

Is take these lies

And make them true somehow
Make them true

All we have to see

Is that
I don't belong to you

Freedom
And you don't belong to me

Freedom

I won't let you down

I will not give you up

Gotta have some faith
In the sound

It's the one good thing
That I've got

I won't let you down

I will not give you up

It's the one good thing
That I've got

Yes!

Yeah!

Yeah!
Whoo!

I love you guys so much.

I can't believe we finally
got our big ending.

You got all that
on camera, right, John?

Sure, I did.

This is confusing technology
for a woman.

It's child's play for a man.

All right, because
the red light was not on,

so I just had to ask.

That was amazing.

You guys, it's like my dad
always says,

"Always give
a hundred percent,

"unless
you're donating blood

"or getting a divorce."
"Or getting a divorce."

Dad.

Oh, I knew you'd make it.

Punching bag. Go!

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven...

That's for being late.

Hi. I'm Esther.

Wow.

You smell like Skittles.
Can I taste the rainbow?

You can definitely
taste the rainbow.

Mm, let's go to it.

Hey. You were great.

- Aw.
- Oh, that's nice.

So you work for me now.
Yeah, you're the boss.

That's cool. Yeah.
I had some ideas, right?

I'm gonna be a real handful,
I gotta tell you.

Oh, I realized that
from the beginning.

Gail.
John.

Who are we kidding?

It's just us.

It's always been just us.

Maybe we should just drop
this facade between us

and speak honestly
about how we feel.

Oh, my.

Gail.

John.

I love you.

We have so much footage. How
are we gonna edit all this?

Well, that's a problem.
You just touch the one button.

No, no, I have to do
a lot of buttons.

You make sure
that the light's on.

I have the lens on. I'm
just... Are you sure?

Well, that about wraps it up.

Let's see what we have
in the can.