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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,716 --> 00:00:42,477 Dear Jamie, when we're together, 2 00:00:42,549 --> 00:00:45,845 I feel like we're not in high school, 3 00:00:45,916 --> 00:00:49,110 but in our own little Chris-and-Jamie world. 4 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,512 Whether we're watching "Party of Five" 5 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:54,049 or practicing our cheers, 6 00:00:54,117 --> 00:00:57,242 I feel like I can just be myself. 7 00:00:57,317 --> 00:01:01,578 Jamie, we've been friends for a really long time, 8 00:01:01,649 --> 00:01:03,581 but I want to be more than that. 9 00:01:03,649 --> 00:01:06,172 I don't think so. 10 00:01:08,616 --> 00:01:10,639 Hoping to be your boyfriend. 11 00:01:10,716 --> 00:01:12,648 Sincerely, Chris Brander. 12 00:01:12,716 --> 00:01:14,376 BFF! 13 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,245 ♪ I swear ♪ 14 00:01:17,317 --> 00:01:22,715 ♪ By the moon and the stars in the skies ♪ 15 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,647 ♪ I'll be there, yeah ♪ 16 00:01:25,716 --> 00:01:28,614 ♪ And I swear ♪ 17 00:01:28,683 --> 00:01:34,082 ♪ Like a shadow that's by your side ♪ 18 00:01:34,150 --> 00:01:38,082 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 19 00:01:38,150 --> 00:01:40,275 ♪ For better or worse... ♪ 20 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,259 - Raise your hand if your brother's a homo! - ♪ Till death do us part... ♪ 21 00:01:43,283 --> 00:01:45,942 - Get out of my room! - Mom! 22 00:01:46,016 --> 00:01:49,244 Stupid! Anybody ever hear of privacy around here?! 23 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:52,510 - ♪ I swear ♪ - You're the homo. 24 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:02,174 Jamie! 25 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:03,977 Yeah, I signed your yearbook. 26 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:06,515 You feel the same way about me? 27 00:02:06,583 --> 00:02:08,209 You want a kiss? 28 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:12,581 Jamie, I signed your yearbook. 29 00:02:12,649 --> 00:02:14,638 Jamie, I'm opening your gate. 30 00:02:32,050 --> 00:02:33,845 What's up, guys? 31 00:02:33,916 --> 00:02:35,848 Class of '95. 32 00:02:35,916 --> 00:02:39,246 Hey, what's up, Leon, Trevor? Great season. Great. 33 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,682 I love you. 34 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,614 - Hey, guys. - Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! 35 00:02:47,683 --> 00:02:49,774 - Happy graduation, Chris. - What's going on? 36 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:51,792 I thought it was supposed to be just the four of us. 37 00:02:51,816 --> 00:02:53,543 The Palaminos decided to throw Jamie 38 00:02:53,616 --> 00:02:56,139 - a surprise graduation party. - Oh, that's just great! 39 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,808 - Tonight's the night. - Where is she? 40 00:02:58,883 --> 00:03:01,678 I think I saw her go in the garage with the football team. 41 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:05,542 - Sweet. - No fear, Chris? This is your 42 00:03:05,616 --> 00:03:08,377 - chance to get out of the "friend zone." - Yeah. 43 00:03:08,701 --> 00:03:10,438 Okay. 44 00:03:14,283 --> 00:03:16,146 ♪... for hip hop this is hip hop for today ♪ 45 00:03:16,217 --> 00:03:17,892 ♪ I give props to hip hop, so hip hop hooray... ♪ 46 00:03:17,916 --> 00:03:20,347 Jamie. 47 00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:23,439 - Chris! - Yay! 48 00:03:23,516 --> 00:03:27,005 You came, finally! I'm so happy. 49 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:30,243 Oh, come on, come on! 50 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:40,313 Oh my God, we graduated! 51 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:45,274 - God. - Yeah. 52 00:03:45,349 --> 00:03:47,713 What's up? 53 00:03:47,783 --> 00:03:50,772 There's something I've been meaning to say to you. 54 00:03:50,850 --> 00:03:52,975 Jamie! There you are. 55 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:55,607 - Hey, Tim. - Shut up, chubs. 56 00:03:55,683 --> 00:03:57,444 Funny guy! 57 00:03:57,516 --> 00:04:00,346 Jamie... 58 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:03,644 - will you sign my yearbook, please? - Can I do it later, Tim? 59 00:04:03,716 --> 00:04:06,511 Can I do you later? 60 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,441 I need a beer! 61 00:04:11,516 --> 00:04:13,914 I can't believe... 62 00:04:13,983 --> 00:04:15,559 - I went out with him. - You went out with him. 63 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:18,344 Jinx! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7, can't say a thing till I say... 64 00:04:24,416 --> 00:04:26,974 Come in. 65 00:04:29,183 --> 00:04:31,910 - Oh, hi. Hi, Jamie. - Hey, Dusty. 66 00:04:33,117 --> 00:04:35,275 I was hoping I'd find you here. 67 00:04:35,349 --> 00:04:37,043 I didn't know you played guitar. 68 00:04:37,117 --> 00:04:39,015 L-I r-really... 69 00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:41,131 I really want to be a famous musician. 70 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:44,880 And, um, I wrote you a song. 71 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:48,279 He wrote me a song! That's so cute. 72 00:04:48,349 --> 00:04:49,975 It's called "Jamie Smiles." 73 00:04:55,483 --> 00:04:57,506 ♪ When Jam... ♪ 74 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:59,015 Hold on. 75 00:05:02,382 --> 00:05:04,245 ♪ When Jamie... ♪ 76 00:05:06,117 --> 00:05:07,844 He's crazy. 77 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:09,677 ♪ When Jamie... ♪ 78 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:12,682 God damn it! Come on, Dusty! 79 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:16,273 Dusty, come here. 80 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:18,459 Maybe you should come back another time when you're... 81 00:05:18,483 --> 00:05:20,676 - Oh, no, I got it. - You can come back 82 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:22,682 and then play it for us later, okay? 83 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,773 - I really... I've got it. It's beautiful. - Yeah. 84 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:26,713 - It is. - Bye, Dusty. 85 00:05:28,416 --> 00:05:30,110 Jesus. 86 00:05:30,182 --> 00:05:31,671 Yeah. 87 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,841 Oh, I almost forgot. 88 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:37,076 I got you a little something right here. 89 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:39,082 Okay. Now I know it's a little dorky, 90 00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:41,082 but I had to do it. 91 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:43,082 So look at it. 92 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:45,082 Will you put it on for me? 93 00:05:45,150 --> 00:05:46,945 - Now? - Please, please? Put it on. 94 00:05:47,016 --> 00:05:49,504 - Okay. Quickly. - Okay okay okay okay. 95 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,310 - I think it's gonna fit. - Yeah. 96 00:05:51,382 --> 00:05:53,507 - Let's see. - Okay. 97 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:55,446 - Here we go. - Okay. 98 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:02,044 It's a little snug. 99 00:06:02,117 --> 00:06:04,548 Oh my God, isn't that so cute? 100 00:06:04,616 --> 00:06:06,548 "Shakes come and go, 101 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,206 but friends are furrr-ever!" 102 00:06:08,282 --> 00:06:10,373 That's adorable! Let's go show my mom. 103 00:06:10,449 --> 00:06:12,438 She'll love it. Let's go show her. Come on. 104 00:06:12,516 --> 00:06:14,459 - Let's not. No no. Come on. - Chris, she's gonna love it! 105 00:06:14,483 --> 00:06:15,779 Just... just wait. 106 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:18,839 - Just... we're busy! - Chris, are you okay? 107 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:21,279 Yes, I'm fine. I just... 108 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,243 I signed your yearbook. 109 00:06:25,282 --> 00:06:26,748 Um... 110 00:06:26,816 --> 00:06:29,441 read it... please. 111 00:06:29,516 --> 00:06:30,709 Okay. 112 00:06:34,816 --> 00:06:37,338 Please, God. 113 00:06:37,416 --> 00:06:40,940 "Stud muffin, getting it on in your love truck was hot!" 114 00:06:41,016 --> 00:06:43,345 - Oh! - Wait! That's not what I wrote! 115 00:06:43,416 --> 00:06:45,382 This is Tim's yearbook. 116 00:06:46,883 --> 00:06:49,474 - Chris? - Oh my God! 117 00:06:49,549 --> 00:06:51,913 Listen to this. Listen to this. 118 00:06:51,983 --> 00:06:53,744 "When we're together, I feel"... 119 00:06:53,816 --> 00:06:55,792 - Gimme! - "Like we're not in high school, but we're 120 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:58,475 - in our own Chris-and-Jamie little world." - Tim... okay. 121 00:06:58,549 --> 00:07:00,606 Okay. 122 00:07:00,683 --> 00:07:02,979 - "You're my best friend..." - Please, don't read that. 123 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:04,982 "But I want to be more than that"? 124 00:07:06,549 --> 00:07:08,538 "Hoping to be your boyfriend. 125 00:07:08,616 --> 00:07:12,104 Sincerely, Chris Brander, BFF." 126 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:15,307 It's a joke! That's a joke between me and Jamie! 127 00:07:15,382 --> 00:07:17,177 Holy shit! Check out his shirt! 128 00:07:25,216 --> 00:07:27,341 Aw, he's gonna cry. 129 00:07:27,416 --> 00:07:29,143 See ya! 130 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,214 G'bye, fatty! 131 00:07:33,449 --> 00:07:34,972 Chris! 132 00:07:35,049 --> 00:07:37,413 Try a salad! 133 00:07:37,483 --> 00:07:39,415 - Chris! - Leave me alone! 134 00:07:39,483 --> 00:07:41,642 Don't worry about it. It happens to everybody. 135 00:07:41,716 --> 00:07:45,012 Chris! We need to talk about what you wrote. 136 00:07:45,082 --> 00:07:47,015 Is that really how you feel? 137 00:07:47,082 --> 00:07:49,571 I don't know. Maybe. Why? 138 00:07:49,649 --> 00:07:52,547 Because that's the nicest thing anyone's ever written me. 139 00:07:52,616 --> 00:07:54,741 It was? 140 00:07:54,816 --> 00:07:56,145 Yes. 141 00:07:56,216 --> 00:07:58,341 I love you, Chris... 142 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:03,291 like a brother. 143 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:07,680 - We're friends, right? - For sure! 144 00:08:09,716 --> 00:08:11,648 You pussy! 145 00:08:11,716 --> 00:08:13,272 Shut up, Tim! 146 00:08:15,516 --> 00:08:18,175 Don't you people have anything better to do?! 147 00:08:18,249 --> 00:08:20,238 God! Just leave him alone! 148 00:08:22,049 --> 00:08:24,242 You jerks! 149 00:08:24,316 --> 00:08:25,900 I'll show you! 150 00:08:26,149 --> 00:08:28,479 I'll show all of you! 151 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:31,447 This town is full of losers 152 00:08:31,516 --> 00:08:33,209 and I'm pulling out to win! 153 00:08:33,282 --> 00:08:35,441 Chris! Chris, come back! 154 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:38,914 - My name is Chris Brander! - Chris, let's talk! 155 00:08:38,982 --> 00:08:41,471 You remember that name! 'Cause I'm gonna be somebody! 156 00:09:07,382 --> 00:09:09,007 I don't know what to say. 157 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,446 I mean, the sex is good, 158 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:13,141 but I'm a person too. 159 00:09:13,216 --> 00:09:15,409 I mean, I have feelings and needs 160 00:09:15,483 --> 00:09:16,881 other than just physical! 161 00:09:16,949 --> 00:09:20,006 Don't you have anything to say for yourself? 162 00:09:21,382 --> 00:09:23,314 I think you've pretty much said it all. 163 00:09:23,382 --> 00:09:26,314 You know what? This just isn't working out. 164 00:09:26,382 --> 00:09:29,041 Have a great life, 'cause Athena's out! 165 00:09:31,883 --> 00:09:34,110 I don't know why you just don't take me serious! 166 00:09:40,349 --> 00:09:42,281 I guess Athena's out. 167 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,743 God, can you believe that? 168 00:09:44,816 --> 00:09:46,748 I get dumped four days before Christmas. 169 00:09:46,816 --> 00:09:48,748 - I saw. - Yeah, and yet, you did nothing. 170 00:09:48,816 --> 00:09:50,475 Technically, that makes you an accomplice. 171 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,014 Guilty as charged. 172 00:09:52,082 --> 00:09:54,708 You know, in some cultures they'd spank you for that. 173 00:09:54,783 --> 00:09:56,806 Oh, I love to travel. 174 00:09:58,116 --> 00:10:00,173 - Chris Brander. - I'm Mandy. 175 00:10:00,249 --> 00:10:02,942 Of course you are. You know, I know a song called "Mandy." 176 00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:04,947 Oh! 177 00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:07,976 He shoots, he scores. 178 00:10:11,282 --> 00:10:14,442 - Nice, nice! - Yeah, Brander! Great job, Brander! 179 00:10:14,516 --> 00:10:17,744 You're the bad bunny. No. No, that's you. 180 00:10:17,816 --> 00:10:20,043 You're the bad bunny. Yeah. 181 00:10:20,116 --> 00:10:21,844 Okay, that's enough out of you. 182 00:10:21,915 --> 00:10:23,938 Next time you call me, you call me collect. 183 00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:25,947 Okay. Bye-bye. 184 00:10:26,015 --> 00:10:28,607 - So how'd it go last night? - Home by 10:00. 185 00:10:28,683 --> 00:10:30,978 Pants off in front of the computer by 10:01. 186 00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:33,481 Nice. What about Sheila? Are you making any headway? 187 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,481 We'll see. I'm taking her to lunch today... 188 00:10:35,549 --> 00:10:37,640 Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don't... don't do that. 189 00:10:37,716 --> 00:10:39,375 - Okay? Don't do lunch. - Why? 190 00:10:39,449 --> 00:10:41,642 That's like the express lane to the friend zone. 191 00:10:41,716 --> 00:10:43,977 What the hell's the friend zone? 192 00:10:44,049 --> 00:10:46,208 See when a girl decides that you're her friend, 193 00:10:46,282 --> 00:10:47,805 you're no longer a dating option. 194 00:10:47,882 --> 00:10:50,371 You become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, 195 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,210 like her brother. Or a lamp. 196 00:10:52,282 --> 00:10:53,805 I don't want to be a lamp. 197 00:10:53,882 --> 00:10:56,007 Yeah. Well, then don't be her friend, okay? 198 00:10:56,082 --> 00:10:59,207 Oh. Take that guy, for example. 199 00:10:59,282 --> 00:11:01,305 - You mean that couple? - No no no. 200 00:11:01,382 --> 00:11:03,973 No, I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple. 201 00:11:04,049 --> 00:11:05,811 - What is your point? - My point is... 202 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,610 call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now. 203 00:11:08,683 --> 00:11:10,512 Move your day date to tonight. 204 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,525 Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end. 205 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:16,844 - 'Cause friends don't kiss. - All right. "Aloof." 206 00:11:16,915 --> 00:11:19,438 Hi. 207 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,777 - Straight to voicemail. - Ouch. 208 00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:27,475 Hope you're not too late. You may already be girlfriends. 209 00:11:27,549 --> 00:11:30,878 - Really? How will I know? - Look. It doesn't matter, okay? 210 00:11:30,949 --> 00:11:34,746 If you feel yourself going there, walk away. 211 00:11:34,815 --> 00:11:36,509 Where'd you come up with this theory? 212 00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,310 Some chick f'd me up in high school bad. 213 00:11:39,382 --> 00:11:41,678 Excuse me. Excuse me. 214 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,238 Excuse you! 215 00:11:43,316 --> 00:11:44,906 I saw you flirting with me out there. 216 00:11:44,982 --> 00:11:47,141 How could you do that to your boyfriend? 217 00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:49,512 Who, him? We're just friends. 218 00:11:52,216 --> 00:11:55,011 Oh, no no no, I never said that, Lindsay. I wouldn't do that. 219 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,139 No, I'm driving through a tunnel. 220 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,705 Okay. One second here. Hey, Francine, you look great. 221 00:11:59,782 --> 00:12:03,146 - Thanks. - That color really brings out your legs. 222 00:12:03,216 --> 00:12:06,205 Hey, I don't even know you. Yeah. Ho-ho-ho. 223 00:12:06,282 --> 00:12:07,838 That's great. Merry Christmas. 224 00:12:07,915 --> 00:12:10,108 I can still see it. I can still... rub harder! 225 00:12:10,182 --> 00:12:11,772 Don't dab at it! Rub it. 226 00:12:11,849 --> 00:12:14,008 Rub, rub it, rub it! 227 00:12:14,082 --> 00:12:16,241 Look, honestly, these pants make me look fat? 228 00:12:16,316 --> 00:12:18,077 - Well... - You're fired! 229 00:12:18,149 --> 00:12:20,012 - What? - I'm kidding. 230 00:12:20,082 --> 00:12:22,605 Ho-ho-ho! Who's got a Christmas present? 231 00:12:22,683 --> 00:12:24,239 I do. 232 00:12:24,316 --> 00:12:26,248 How you doing, boss? Merry Christmas. 233 00:12:26,316 --> 00:12:28,248 - I look fat in these pants? - Hell no. 234 00:12:28,316 --> 00:12:30,282 Excellent! So you're seeing your family 235 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,440 - for the holidays. - Well, as a matter of fact... 236 00:12:32,516 --> 00:12:34,004 - Wait. You want anything? - No. 237 00:12:34,082 --> 00:12:36,775 Go! Wait. 238 00:12:36,849 --> 00:12:38,747 - Family. - Parents are separated. 239 00:12:38,815 --> 00:12:40,758 - Jersey's not my idea of a good time, so... - Fabulous. 240 00:12:40,782 --> 00:12:42,510 - Check this out. - Yeah. Great. Good. 241 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,844 First up tonight, you've seen her in the pages of magazines, 242 00:12:45,915 --> 00:12:47,904 and well, the opening of practically anything, 243 00:12:47,982 --> 00:12:50,141 but what what you may not know about this "it" girl... 244 00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:51,909 is her humanitarian side. 245 00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:53,539 Hey, everyone. I'm Samantha James 246 00:12:53,616 --> 00:12:55,047 and I'm here with Mr. Cluck Cluck 247 00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:57,082 and my new best friend Wafoofi 248 00:12:57,149 --> 00:12:59,411 and we're part of a kick-ass humanitarian effort 249 00:12:59,483 --> 00:13:02,142 to help promote vegetarianism in third world countries, 250 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,875 which is really really important. 251 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,915 Okay, and speaking of really really important... 252 00:13:06,982 --> 00:13:09,540 I have some good news. 253 00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,343 I've been recording for my new album 254 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,439 which I hope to have out early next... 255 00:13:14,915 --> 00:13:17,677 - I want that album. - Hah! What?! 256 00:13:17,749 --> 00:13:19,147 - Samantha James? - Yeah. 257 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,239 No no no no. Listen to me very carefully now. 258 00:13:21,316 --> 00:13:23,544 Samantha James is a crazy person. 259 00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:25,706 Hey, you're the one that used to diddle her, not me. 260 00:13:25,782 --> 00:13:28,839 It was one date! And I ended up in the hospital. 261 00:13:28,915 --> 00:13:31,404 Have you seen this poster? Have you seen... 262 00:13:31,483 --> 00:13:33,244 - this poster? - Yeah, with the fruit. 263 00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:35,975 This is the hottest-selling poster in the United States. 264 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,038 People love her. They love her! 265 00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:39,979 Oh, who loves her? 266 00:13:40,049 --> 00:13:42,538 MTV just got her a new reality show next year. 267 00:13:42,616 --> 00:13:46,104 We time the CD release with the show, we got a guaranteed hit 268 00:13:46,182 --> 00:13:47,614 plus free promotion. 269 00:13:47,682 --> 00:13:50,205 - She's recording over... - I know where she's recording. 270 00:13:50,282 --> 00:13:53,476 Good. Good. Make me happy. 271 00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:55,276 Go away. Wait. Not you. 272 00:13:55,349 --> 00:13:57,178 Wait! 273 00:13:57,249 --> 00:14:00,215 You don't make me happy, I'm gonna find somebody else to make me happy. 274 00:14:00,282 --> 00:14:02,679 Loud and clear. Yeah. Clear as a bell. 275 00:14:02,749 --> 00:14:03,680 - Good. - Okay. 276 00:14:03,749 --> 00:14:05,215 What are you still doing here? 277 00:14:05,282 --> 00:14:06,475 Go! Go get me lobster! 278 00:14:06,549 --> 00:14:08,208 Go! Run! Lobster! 279 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,248 Run away! Run! Daddy want a fish! 280 00:14:15,549 --> 00:14:20,742 ♪ Yeah, uh uh, eins zwei drei vier! ♪ 281 00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:23,509 ♪ We might be a world apart ♪ 282 00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:25,707 ♪ World apart ♪ 283 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,680 ♪ But you're always in my heart ♪ 284 00:14:27,749 --> 00:14:29,738 ♪ Always in my heart ♪ 285 00:14:29,815 --> 00:14:32,679 - ♪ When you look up at the stars ♪ - ♪ Look up at the stars ♪ 286 00:14:32,749 --> 00:14:35,909 - ♪ Feel my love from afar ♪ - ♪ Afar afar ♪ 287 00:14:35,982 --> 00:14:39,778 - ♪ Looking down like a shining star ♪ - ♪ Shining star ♪ 288 00:14:39,849 --> 00:14:43,509 - ♪ Dancing free with my guitar ♪ - ♪ My guitar ♪ 289 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,946 - ♪ I don't know just where you are ♪ - ♪ Where are you? ♪ 290 00:14:47,015 --> 00:14:49,004 ♪ Love from afar, love from afar ♪ 291 00:14:49,082 --> 00:14:53,378 ♪ Feel my love... ♪ 292 00:14:54,882 --> 00:14:57,848 Cut! Cut! 293 00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:02,372 Okay, Ron, which jokester changed the key on me? 294 00:15:02,449 --> 00:15:04,142 No one, Samantha. 295 00:15:04,216 --> 00:15:06,647 It's been the same key for the last 43 takes. 296 00:15:06,715 --> 00:15:10,273 Well, something's off then, because I'm just not feeling it, okay? 297 00:15:10,349 --> 00:15:12,144 God, I need my guitar. 298 00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:14,875 - We need to mix the tracks separately. - No! 299 00:15:14,949 --> 00:15:19,314 My lyrics say "dancing free with my guitar," Ron. 300 00:15:19,382 --> 00:15:21,541 So, I'm gonna be real, okay? 301 00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:23,979 I'm not gonna let you and Hong Kong Phooey up there 302 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,640 turn me into some poppy bubblegum wannabe. 303 00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:29,681 Okay? I need to transcend! 304 00:15:29,749 --> 00:15:31,647 Are you guys even listening to me? 305 00:15:31,715 --> 00:15:34,113 ♪ You guys are assholes, you're assholes... ♪ 306 00:15:34,182 --> 00:15:36,307 - Switch it off, guys. - ♪ Ron, you're an asshole ♪ 307 00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:39,542 ♪ You guys are assholes, You're assholes. ♪ 308 00:15:39,615 --> 00:15:41,479 She's all yours. 309 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,810 Chris! 310 00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:50,275 Hey! 311 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:53,712 I can't hear you, Samantha. I can't hear you, Samantha. 312 00:15:54,749 --> 00:15:55,840 - Can't hear you. - Oh. 313 00:15:55,915 --> 00:15:59,779 Oh, light bulb. There you go. 314 00:16:02,882 --> 00:16:05,007 Oh my God, I don't believe it! 315 00:16:05,082 --> 00:16:07,173 God, I've missed you. 316 00:16:07,249 --> 00:16:09,215 Oh... okay. 317 00:16:13,082 --> 00:16:15,912 Wait a minute. Are you here because you miss me, 318 00:16:15,982 --> 00:16:18,777 or are you just here because your boss wants to sign me? 319 00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:22,472 Both? 320 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:25,344 That's cool. Guess I missed you too. 321 00:16:26,548 --> 00:16:28,571 God, I want to lick your skin off! 322 00:16:28,648 --> 00:16:30,705 - I prefer you didn't. - But I want to. 323 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,146 Don't. 324 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:39,007 You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it, baby. 325 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,412 - I don't want it. - Bad kitty. Meow, meow. 326 00:16:42,483 --> 00:16:44,573 - Okay. - Oh! Listen, what're you doing 327 00:16:44,648 --> 00:16:47,012 - over the holidays? - I'm going to Santa Barbara... 328 00:16:47,082 --> 00:16:48,358 'Cause Paris is throwing a Christmas bash in Paris. 329 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,847 Okay, Paris isn't gonna work for... 330 00:16:49,915 --> 00:16:52,025 I'm gonna call my assistant and we're gonna go tonight. 331 00:16:52,049 --> 00:16:54,379 We can work and play. Mreow. 332 00:16:54,449 --> 00:16:56,744 Oh my God! I just wrote a new song. You have to hear it! 333 00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:02,177 This one's called "Forgiveness." 334 00:17:09,449 --> 00:17:11,149 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 335 00:17:13,882 --> 00:17:16,973 ♪ Is more than saying sorry ♪ 336 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,344 ♪ To forgive is divine ♪ 337 00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:27,472 ♪ So let's have a glass of wine ♪ 338 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:30,310 ♪ And have makeup sex ♪ 339 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,847 ♪ Until the end of ♪ 340 00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:34,972 ♪ Time time time time ♪ 341 00:17:35,049 --> 00:17:38,913 ♪ Time ♪ 342 00:17:38,982 --> 00:17:40,709 ♪ Time. ♪ 343 00:17:42,548 --> 00:17:44,810 So what did you you think? 344 00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:49,742 I mean, my God! 345 00:17:49,815 --> 00:17:51,906 Oh my God, you're sweet. 346 00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:55,738 - What is that? - This is a taser gun. 347 00:17:55,815 --> 00:17:58,213 My publicist gave it to me to ward off stalkers. 348 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,015 Tuna. 349 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:06,877 - You want some? - I'll pass. 350 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:12,110 I'm so glad KC got us back together. 351 00:18:12,182 --> 00:18:13,943 Yeah, you're awful. 352 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,572 I have a great idea. 353 00:18:16,648 --> 00:18:18,910 What if on our way to Paris we stop off in Ireland 354 00:18:18,982 --> 00:18:20,811 and find out where U2 lives? 355 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,746 What if we got someone like Bono to sing backup? 356 00:18:23,815 --> 00:18:25,872 I'd be all... ♪ Forgiveness is the way, ♪ 357 00:18:25,949 --> 00:18:29,143 and he'd go, ♪ Forgiveness every day ♪ only all Bono-y. 358 00:18:29,216 --> 00:18:31,205 Wouldn't that be amazing? 359 00:18:31,282 --> 00:18:34,077 What if I added more vibrato? 360 00:18:34,149 --> 00:18:37,115 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 361 00:18:38,849 --> 00:18:41,974 ♪ Is more than sayin' sorry ♪ 362 00:18:45,915 --> 00:18:49,642 ♪ To forgive is divine ♪ 363 00:18:49,715 --> 00:18:51,806 ♪ So let's have a glass of... ♪ 364 00:18:54,082 --> 00:18:56,775 Okay. Who's the genius behind this? 365 00:18:56,849 --> 00:18:59,145 The container said "microwavable." 366 00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:00,738 But the aluminum foil wasn't. 367 00:19:00,815 --> 00:19:03,338 Well, I'm not supposed to worry about stuff like that. 368 00:19:03,415 --> 00:19:04,847 I'm the talent. 369 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:07,245 Daddy, we're down. 370 00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:09,248 Not exactly warm out here, is it? 371 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,305 - How long till we're airborne again? - Nice plane! 372 00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:14,973 - Not till tomorrow. - Terrific. Where are we? 373 00:19:15,049 --> 00:19:16,639 Not happy! 374 00:19:16,715 --> 00:19:19,476 We're on a private field an hour outside of Trenton. 375 00:19:19,548 --> 00:19:22,480 Jersey? We're in New Jersey? 376 00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:25,514 Hey, wait a minute. Am I being Punk'd? 377 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,480 Where's Ashton? Ha! 378 00:19:27,548 --> 00:19:28,548 Ashton! 379 00:19:28,582 --> 00:19:30,514 Oh my God! Ha ha. 380 00:19:30,582 --> 00:19:32,514 You totally got me! 381 00:19:32,582 --> 00:19:34,343 Ashton? 382 00:19:36,482 --> 00:19:39,040 I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. 383 00:19:39,116 --> 00:19:41,048 Was this one of your clever little plans? 384 00:19:41,116 --> 00:19:43,377 Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire. 385 00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:47,413 Surprise! 386 00:19:52,082 --> 00:19:54,639 Oh, my little boy. 387 00:19:58,381 --> 00:20:00,313 Be right down. 388 00:20:47,882 --> 00:20:50,212 I do not remember Jersey being this cold. 389 00:20:50,281 --> 00:20:52,679 Well, it's been uncommonly cold this month. 390 00:20:52,749 --> 00:20:56,045 We've gone through seven bags of rock salt. 391 00:20:56,116 --> 00:20:57,796 Your house is just so quaint, Mrs. Brander, 392 00:20:57,849 --> 00:21:00,337 I mean, Chris, you never told me you were so provincial. 393 00:21:00,415 --> 00:21:02,677 It's like a true rags to riches story, 394 00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:05,429 but I've always found the middle class to be just so much more real. 395 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,111 I mean, isn't Chris great? 396 00:21:09,182 --> 00:21:11,114 Yeah, he is a nice boy. 397 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:14,477 You know, he usually flies us out to Los Angeles. 398 00:21:14,548 --> 00:21:16,480 It's been... 399 00:21:16,548 --> 00:21:18,844 oh, nine, 10... 400 00:21:18,915 --> 00:21:21,006 - It's 10 years. Yeah. - 10? 401 00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:23,411 10 years since he's been home. 402 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:26,005 - All right. Good job, Dougie. - Oh, hi, honey! 403 00:21:29,049 --> 00:21:30,742 Oh my God. 404 00:21:30,815 --> 00:21:33,804 - Mikey. - Oh my God! 405 00:21:35,415 --> 00:21:38,609 - Is that my Christmas present? - Sam, my younger brother Mike. 406 00:21:38,682 --> 00:21:41,341 - Samantha James. - Samantha James. 407 00:21:41,415 --> 00:21:43,677 Mike Brander. It is an honor. 408 00:21:43,749 --> 00:21:46,045 I have your poster on my wall, 409 00:21:46,116 --> 00:21:49,445 - but you are way hotter in person. - I know! 410 00:21:49,515 --> 00:21:51,981 - You have her poster on your wall? - Yeah. 411 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:54,106 I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago. 412 00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:56,148 What ham did you slap? 413 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,738 Not the ham that I just bought? 414 00:21:58,815 --> 00:22:01,872 Oh, Mrs. Brander, do you have anything else besides ham? 415 00:22:01,949 --> 00:22:03,642 Because I'm on the Perricone diet 416 00:22:03,715 --> 00:22:05,544 and I need salmon like now. 417 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:09,104 I love salmon. It's the prettiest color for bedrooms. 418 00:22:09,181 --> 00:22:12,170 - So relaxing. - I'm gonna start drinking. 419 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,305 Um, does anybody want anything? Some coffee? 420 00:22:14,381 --> 00:22:15,972 Maybe some salmon or something? 421 00:22:16,049 --> 00:22:17,981 Just gonna... 422 00:22:18,049 --> 00:22:19,639 yeah. 423 00:22:19,715 --> 00:22:21,476 Mike! Good to be home. 424 00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:33,307 Oh, boy. Okay. 425 00:22:33,381 --> 00:22:36,836 Hi. Yes, I know, very exciting. 426 00:22:36,915 --> 00:22:39,506 Hi. Hi. 427 00:22:39,582 --> 00:22:41,514 Oh. Chris, let's get it to go. 428 00:22:41,582 --> 00:22:43,673 People are staring at me. 429 00:22:45,181 --> 00:22:47,114 Oh my God... plastic menus! 430 00:22:47,181 --> 00:22:49,909 Well, this isn't gonna work, is it now, Chris? 431 00:22:49,982 --> 00:22:50,982 Chris? 432 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,014 Excuse me, but I was wondering if you think 433 00:22:56,082 --> 00:22:58,138 America will ever switch to the metric system? 434 00:22:58,215 --> 00:23:00,011 Well, that's a very interesting... 435 00:23:01,615 --> 00:23:05,138 - Oh my God! Chris! - I don't believe this! 436 00:23:05,215 --> 00:23:08,409 - Oh! God, you look great! - I don't... you look great! 437 00:23:08,482 --> 00:23:11,005 - Well, thank you! How you been? - We're married. 438 00:23:11,082 --> 00:23:13,138 - You're married! - Married? 439 00:23:13,215 --> 00:23:15,773 - Yeah, we're married, we got a kid. TJ. - We have a son. TJ. 440 00:23:15,849 --> 00:23:17,974 - TJ! - He looks like me. He's got Clark's eyes... 441 00:23:18,049 --> 00:23:20,015 Oh my God! Where does the time go? 442 00:23:20,082 --> 00:23:22,691 He's like the creative mind kid, he's like, brilliant and you can meet him. 443 00:23:22,715 --> 00:23:25,272 - That's great! - God, look at those teeth! 444 00:23:25,348 --> 00:23:27,211 Those are some nice veneers you got, my friend. 445 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,281 - Don't tell me that you're a dentist. - A dentist? 446 00:23:29,315 --> 00:23:33,043 - I totally sold out, dude. - Hey, you and me both, buddy. 447 00:23:33,115 --> 00:23:35,877 Lover, aren't you gonna introduce me? 448 00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:37,539 Yes! 449 00:23:37,615 --> 00:23:39,942 Samantha, these are my old friends. 450 00:23:40,015 --> 00:23:41,674 This is Clark, this is Darla. 451 00:23:41,748 --> 00:23:44,671 Your names are "Clark" and "Darla"? 452 00:23:44,749 --> 00:23:45,874 Yeah. 453 00:23:45,949 --> 00:23:48,642 Oh my God, that is so cute! 454 00:23:48,715 --> 00:23:50,806 I just wanna eat you both up! 455 00:23:52,548 --> 00:23:55,480 Okay, I am gonna go to the little girl's room. 456 00:23:55,548 --> 00:23:57,446 - Good. - And then we're outie. 457 00:23:57,515 --> 00:24:00,242 - Okay. - Okay. 458 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:03,213 She's... incoming. 459 00:24:03,281 --> 00:24:05,076 Oh my God. 460 00:24:05,148 --> 00:24:07,580 Check out that girl's ass. Huge! 461 00:24:08,982 --> 00:24:11,005 It was so nice meeting you. 462 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,358 Darla. 463 00:24:20,081 --> 00:24:22,172 She's adorable. 464 00:24:22,248 --> 00:24:24,476 - And affectionate. - Christ sakes. 465 00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:27,571 - Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! - Yes! You guys, so good... 466 00:24:27,648 --> 00:24:29,978 Chris Brander? Chris Brander? 467 00:24:30,048 --> 00:24:31,571 Holy... 468 00:24:31,648 --> 00:24:35,375 I saw you at the Grammys sitting next to P. Diddy! 469 00:24:36,415 --> 00:24:38,108 It's me Tim. You remember? 470 00:24:38,181 --> 00:24:39,511 Oh, how could I forget you, Tim? 471 00:24:39,582 --> 00:24:41,514 Hey, you got $5 472 00:24:41,582 --> 00:24:43,707 that I can, like, have? 473 00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,715 Yeah. 474 00:24:46,782 --> 00:24:48,509 You keep living the dream, Tim. 475 00:24:48,582 --> 00:24:49,479 Done! 476 00:24:49,548 --> 00:24:50,639 Buh-bye now. 477 00:24:50,715 --> 00:24:53,681 - Class of '95! - Class of '95! 478 00:24:53,749 --> 00:24:55,476 Here's your money, bitch! 479 00:24:55,548 --> 00:24:57,776 - He looks good. - Man, I can't believe... 480 00:24:57,849 --> 00:25:00,007 wha... like what happened? Where did you go? 481 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,912 Hey, you know... just migrated west. 482 00:25:03,081 --> 00:25:05,570 You know, I'm living the dream out there, I guess. 483 00:25:05,648 --> 00:25:07,705 I just stayed with my dad for awhile, and... 484 00:25:07,782 --> 00:25:11,145 yeah, hocked my soul for a record executive job... 485 00:25:11,215 --> 00:25:14,306 and started... I mean I had an internship first 486 00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:15,813 - a couple of years. - Right. 487 00:25:18,281 --> 00:25:20,645 Jamie. 488 00:25:24,682 --> 00:25:26,147 Jamie? 489 00:25:27,515 --> 00:25:30,140 - Chris, hi! - Hi! 490 00:25:30,215 --> 00:25:33,113 What are you doing down there? 491 00:25:33,181 --> 00:25:36,045 Oh, I'm just busted! 492 00:25:36,115 --> 00:25:39,707 How are you? Oh, shit. Hold on. 493 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,476 Look at you! 494 00:25:44,548 --> 00:25:46,173 Oh my God, 495 00:25:46,248 --> 00:25:48,578 I can put my arms around you. 496 00:25:50,381 --> 00:25:53,006 - You look so great! Look at this body! - Thank you. 497 00:25:53,081 --> 00:25:54,809 - You're like a new man! - Yeah. 498 00:25:54,882 --> 00:25:57,848 These arms and your belly, 499 00:25:57,915 --> 00:25:59,904 and look at... pecs, and... 500 00:26:00,485 --> 00:26:02,539 Chris Brander. 501 00:26:02,615 --> 00:26:05,513 God. Jamie Palamino. 502 00:26:08,648 --> 00:26:11,478 So, um... so how long are you in town for? 503 00:26:11,548 --> 00:26:13,673 Um, just the night, actually. 504 00:26:13,749 --> 00:26:16,010 Just one night, really? You can't stay any longer? 505 00:26:16,081 --> 00:26:19,241 No. I wish I could, but l... 506 00:26:19,315 --> 00:26:21,281 Let's go, Chris. There's pee on the floor. 507 00:26:24,048 --> 00:26:27,503 - Yeah. - Okay... 508 00:26:27,582 --> 00:26:30,207 all right, well... 509 00:26:30,281 --> 00:26:33,839 - it's really great to see you again. - You too. 510 00:26:41,181 --> 00:26:43,044 Just give me a call sometime. 511 00:26:43,115 --> 00:26:45,138 I'm living with my parents. 512 00:26:45,215 --> 00:26:48,113 Oh, I know. I'm living with my parents. 513 00:26:49,515 --> 00:26:51,242 Okay, bye. 514 00:26:52,515 --> 00:26:54,481 - Bye. - Bye. 515 00:26:56,981 --> 00:27:00,038 - Jamie Pal. - Whoa! 516 00:27:00,115 --> 00:27:01,547 She's like a box of fine wine. 517 00:27:01,615 --> 00:27:04,308 You would know. 518 00:27:04,381 --> 00:27:07,040 You know, in high school you'd never get a girl like that. 519 00:27:07,115 --> 00:27:09,081 And now you get whoever you want. 520 00:27:11,148 --> 00:27:13,842 I bet you could definitely hit Jamie Pal. 521 00:27:13,914 --> 00:27:16,380 - Definitely. - Okay. Okay. 522 00:27:21,315 --> 00:27:23,008 - Excuse me. - Oh yeah. 523 00:27:23,081 --> 00:27:25,309 You go! Whoo! 524 00:27:25,381 --> 00:27:27,609 - Hey! - Hey! 525 00:27:27,682 --> 00:27:30,977 Look, there is a chance that my flight might be delayed an extra day. 526 00:27:31,048 --> 00:27:33,514 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Um, nothing. 527 00:27:33,582 --> 00:27:36,275 - Do you want to meet for lunch? - You mean like a day date? 528 00:27:36,348 --> 00:27:38,280 Yeah. 529 00:27:38,348 --> 00:27:39,814 Great! 530 00:27:39,881 --> 00:27:41,814 Chris! Chris! 531 00:27:41,881 --> 00:27:44,347 - I'll pick you up at noon. - Chris! Chris! 532 00:27:44,415 --> 00:27:47,575 - Chris! Chris! Chris! - Awesome, I'm really... 533 00:27:47,648 --> 00:27:50,875 - I'm busy! - I'm busy! Stupid dick! 534 00:27:50,948 --> 00:27:53,710 - That sounds awesome. I'll see you then. - Bye. 535 00:27:56,014 --> 00:27:57,877 Let's go. 536 00:27:59,749 --> 00:28:01,214 - What was that all about? - Nothing. 537 00:28:01,281 --> 00:28:02,871 It's just an old friend saying hi. 538 00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,880 Yeah, well, let's keep it that way. 539 00:28:04,948 --> 00:28:07,846 - It's not a handball. - My handball. 540 00:28:07,914 --> 00:28:10,346 Meow. Meow. 541 00:28:19,381 --> 00:28:23,438 ♪ I used to know you when we were young ♪ 542 00:28:23,515 --> 00:28:26,912 ♪ You were in all my dreams ♪ 543 00:28:26,981 --> 00:28:31,607 ♪ We sat together in period one ♪ 544 00:28:31,682 --> 00:28:34,648 ♪ Fridays at 8:15... ♪ 545 00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:38,670 - Whoa. - ♪ But I will wait for you ♪ 546 00:28:38,749 --> 00:28:43,113 ♪ As long as I need to ♪ 547 00:28:43,181 --> 00:28:47,671 ♪ And if you ever get back to Hackensack ♪ 548 00:28:47,749 --> 00:28:53,477 ♪ I'll be here for you. ♪ 549 00:28:58,814 --> 00:29:04,304 ♪ Jesus Christ our savior was born upon this day ♪ 550 00:29:04,381 --> 00:29:07,313 ♪ To save us all from Satan's power ♪ 551 00:29:07,381 --> 00:29:10,006 ♪ When we were gone astray ♪ 552 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,547 ♪ Oh, tidings... ♪ 553 00:29:11,615 --> 00:29:13,012 Hey! Dumb-ass. 554 00:29:14,048 --> 00:29:15,241 Wake up. 555 00:29:15,315 --> 00:29:16,773 Hey, wake up. 556 00:29:17,315 --> 00:29:18,837 Morning. 557 00:29:21,914 --> 00:29:23,403 Agh! What? 558 00:29:23,482 --> 00:29:25,107 I need you to do me a favor. 559 00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:27,113 What do you want from me?! 560 00:29:27,181 --> 00:29:28,874 I ran into Jamie Palomino last night. 561 00:29:28,948 --> 00:29:30,937 Oh, here we go again. 562 00:29:31,014 --> 00:29:33,276 I'm not the same person I was in high-school, pal. 563 00:29:33,348 --> 00:29:35,007 You'll always be fat to me, Chris. 564 00:29:35,081 --> 00:29:37,309 What do you want from me?! 565 00:29:37,381 --> 00:29:39,846 I need you to detain Samantha. 566 00:29:39,914 --> 00:29:41,471 I could do that. 567 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:45,110 - Chris, wait! - It's a beautiful day. 568 00:29:45,181 --> 00:29:47,238 What about Paris? 569 00:29:47,315 --> 00:29:50,076 Look, Paris can wait. This is important. You don't wanna be 570 00:29:50,148 --> 00:29:52,205 - out of touch with your audience, do you? - No. 571 00:29:52,281 --> 00:29:54,224 No, well then, you need to connect with your audience, 572 00:29:54,248 --> 00:29:55,609 you need to feed off their energy. 573 00:29:55,648 --> 00:29:58,088 After all, they're the ones who're gonna be buying your album. 574 00:29:58,115 --> 00:30:00,091 The problem is where in New Jersey are we gonna find 575 00:30:00,115 --> 00:30:02,240 a proper cross-section of your fans? 576 00:30:03,615 --> 00:30:05,705 - The mall? - A mall! 577 00:30:05,781 --> 00:30:07,304 That's a great idea! 578 00:30:08,881 --> 00:30:10,779 - We have so much in common! - I know! 579 00:30:10,848 --> 00:30:12,780 - God. - Let's do it to it! 580 00:30:12,848 --> 00:30:14,610 Whoa! I am not going with him! 581 00:30:14,681 --> 00:30:17,772 Look, what better way to relate to your fans than to go with one? 582 00:30:17,848 --> 00:30:19,814 In we go. 583 00:30:20,259 --> 00:30:22,313 You're not coming with me? 584 00:30:22,549 --> 00:30:24,744 No, sweetie. You need to do this alone. 585 00:30:24,814 --> 00:30:26,474 - I can't be your crutch. - But l... 586 00:30:26,548 --> 00:30:27,979 Watch your face! 587 00:30:28,048 --> 00:30:29,877 Buckle up! 588 00:30:36,014 --> 00:30:37,980 Great. That's good. 589 00:30:38,048 --> 00:30:39,605 That's looking good. 590 00:30:43,315 --> 00:30:46,213 Great, guys. Really good. 591 00:30:48,315 --> 00:30:50,645 Mr. Palamino, how you doing? 592 00:30:50,714 --> 00:30:52,544 Well well well, 593 00:30:52,615 --> 00:30:55,774 if it isn't Mr. Valentine's Day! 594 00:30:55,848 --> 00:30:59,178 This guy, every Valentine's Day, he'd buy Jamie like a dozen roses. 595 00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:02,043 Used to drive all her boyfriends nuts! 596 00:31:02,115 --> 00:31:05,013 Ha! Till we explained, of course, it was just her little friend Chris. 597 00:31:05,081 --> 00:31:07,047 Yeah, I remember that. 598 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:09,479 You prick. 599 00:31:09,548 --> 00:31:12,446 I see you still have the best Christmas display in town, sir. 600 00:31:12,515 --> 00:31:14,673 - Hey! In the state! - Hey, Chris! 601 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:16,374 I'll be right out. 602 00:31:16,448 --> 00:31:19,278 So, how'd you lose all that weight? 603 00:31:19,348 --> 00:31:21,939 Like that retard from Subway? 604 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:23,446 It was great talking to you, sir. 605 00:31:25,881 --> 00:31:27,813 Are you kidding me? 606 00:31:27,881 --> 00:31:29,813 I rented the nicest Porsche in New Jersey. 607 00:31:29,881 --> 00:31:31,608 I'm just gonna play this whole thing aloof 608 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:34,057 and she's gonna be eating out of the palm of my hand in no time. 609 00:31:34,081 --> 00:31:36,172 Gotta go. 610 00:31:38,081 --> 00:31:41,536 Porsche. Girls must love this. 611 00:31:41,614 --> 00:31:44,240 I hate this stupid thing too. It's a rental. 612 00:31:44,315 --> 00:31:47,247 So ostentatious. It's all they had left. 613 00:31:52,548 --> 00:31:55,537 - God, this place hasn't changed a bit. - I know. 614 00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,657 Are you sure that you don't want to go someplace else? 615 00:31:57,681 --> 00:32:00,806 - No, we can't leave. We have history here. - History. 616 00:32:00,881 --> 00:32:04,745 Oh my goodness, I remember you two. 617 00:32:04,814 --> 00:32:07,939 Oh, you're not a chubby bunny anymore. 618 00:32:08,014 --> 00:32:11,037 - Oh, my personal space. - I'll be right back. 619 00:32:11,115 --> 00:32:14,013 I've got a little surprise for you. 620 00:32:14,081 --> 00:32:16,343 Can't wait. 621 00:32:16,415 --> 00:32:17,880 Haha! Chubby bunny! 622 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,709 Thanks for reminding me I was fat. 623 00:32:22,647 --> 00:32:24,704 So why did you disappear on me 10 years ago? 624 00:32:25,948 --> 00:32:28,176 Listen, about that... 625 00:32:28,248 --> 00:32:29,804 Where you that mad at me? 626 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:33,177 Come on, Jamie. It was like 100 years ago, all right? 627 00:32:33,248 --> 00:32:35,611 I'm not that pathetic little dweeb anymore. 628 00:32:35,681 --> 00:32:39,341 You were never a dweeb, Chris. 629 00:32:39,415 --> 00:32:42,381 - So, tell me about your job. - Oh my God. 630 00:32:42,448 --> 00:32:44,824 You know, once you get over all the glamour, you know, it's... 631 00:32:44,848 --> 00:32:46,609 it's nothing but total insanity. 632 00:32:46,681 --> 00:32:49,291 You know, if it's not Pink calling you, then you got Good Charlotte... 633 00:32:49,315 --> 00:32:52,610 it's Jay Z's birthday party, you know, and I'm totally name-dropping right now 634 00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:55,204 and I'd really like to stop. Mick Jagger. How 'bout you? 635 00:32:55,281 --> 00:32:57,990 You know, what happened to you? How'd you end up working at The Maple? 636 00:32:58,014 --> 00:32:59,877 I don't work at The Maple. 637 00:32:59,948 --> 00:33:02,509 I mean, I work at The Maple but I don't really work at The Maple. 638 00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:04,138 - Yeah. - I'm studying to be a teacher 639 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:05,757 so I'm living at home and I'm working... 640 00:33:05,781 --> 00:33:08,043 It's the coast. Be right back. 641 00:33:11,148 --> 00:33:13,273 What happened to him? 642 00:33:13,614 --> 00:33:15,944 ♪ Five golden rings ♪ 643 00:33:16,014 --> 00:33:18,878 - ♪ Four calling birds ♪ - I don't care what your mommy said. 644 00:33:18,948 --> 00:33:21,073 ♪ Three French hens, two turtle doves ♪ 645 00:33:21,148 --> 00:33:22,690 Oh, this is gonna be a great song. "Mall People." 646 00:33:22,714 --> 00:33:24,737 "Mall people, they come and go... 647 00:33:24,814 --> 00:33:26,780 small people, they just don't know." 648 00:33:26,848 --> 00:33:29,406 - How's it goin'? - Fantastic. 649 00:33:29,482 --> 00:33:30,990 - How's it going with Jamie? - Treating her like 650 00:33:31,014 --> 00:33:33,344 - every boyfriend she's ever had. - You da man! 651 00:33:33,415 --> 00:33:35,744 - So I wanna run an idea by you. - No. 652 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:39,144 Since you're trying to hook up with Jamie, what if I went to Paris with Samantha 653 00:33:39,215 --> 00:33:40,908 - instead of you? That way you... - No. 654 00:33:40,981 --> 00:33:42,590 - You haven't heard the whole thing yet! - No. 655 00:33:42,614 --> 00:33:45,055 You know what, just... just think about it and get back to me. 656 00:33:49,248 --> 00:33:52,146 - Oh my God! - I gotta go. 657 00:33:58,448 --> 00:34:00,777 - So, how's the coast? - Super. 658 00:34:00,848 --> 00:34:03,144 Here we go! 659 00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:05,840 One grilled cheese with ranch on the side 660 00:34:05,914 --> 00:34:10,108 and one Sugar Mountain Supreme for the chubby bunny. 661 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:12,738 Excuse me, um, 662 00:34:12,814 --> 00:34:14,973 this-this... this isn't gonna work for me. 663 00:34:15,048 --> 00:34:17,639 But this is what you always order. 664 00:34:17,714 --> 00:34:20,646 Yeah. 10 years ago, when I was a whale. 665 00:34:20,714 --> 00:34:23,475 The pancakes are fine. He's just kidding. 666 00:34:23,547 --> 00:34:25,138 What? 667 00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:29,803 - Be more rude! - She's rude! She's rude! 668 00:34:29,881 --> 00:34:32,211 I haven't had sweets in 10 years, okay? Do you know 669 00:34:32,281 --> 00:34:34,712 - what this would do to my stomach? - Relax, little girl. 670 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:37,770 I'll have the pancakes and you can have my sandwich, okay? 671 00:34:38,981 --> 00:34:41,379 I'll just enjoy this glass of water. 672 00:34:44,181 --> 00:34:45,942 I'm stuffed. 673 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,912 Good times. Good times! 674 00:34:54,981 --> 00:34:56,446 - Yeah. - Yeah. 675 00:34:56,514 --> 00:34:58,514 - Thanks again for lunch. - Oh, I'll get your door. 676 00:34:58,581 --> 00:35:00,604 Oh. Okay. 677 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:02,113 Shit. 678 00:35:07,348 --> 00:35:09,314 - Whew! - Yeah. 679 00:35:11,681 --> 00:35:14,045 Well, it was great seeing you again. 680 00:35:14,115 --> 00:35:15,546 You too. 681 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,055 Yeah, glad I ran into you last night. 682 00:35:17,081 --> 00:35:19,013 Yeah, it was a surprise. 683 00:35:19,081 --> 00:35:21,013 Big surprise. Yeah. 684 00:35:21,081 --> 00:35:22,671 It's cold out here. 685 00:35:22,748 --> 00:35:24,680 Yeah, it is. It's like the South Pole. 686 00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:27,509 It's like the deep South Pole if there was one. 687 00:35:27,581 --> 00:35:29,309 There isn't, though. 688 00:35:29,380 --> 00:35:31,040 Um, thanks for walking me to my door. 689 00:35:31,115 --> 00:35:33,945 Yeah. Again, it was great seeing you... 690 00:35:34,014 --> 00:35:35,014 again. 691 00:35:35,048 --> 00:35:36,809 - You, too. - Yeah. 692 00:35:36,881 --> 00:35:39,177 Take care. 693 00:35:39,248 --> 00:35:41,475 Yeah, you too. 694 00:35:44,048 --> 00:35:45,809 - Oh. - That's good. 695 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,011 - Take care. - You too. 696 00:36:16,414 --> 00:36:19,676 Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 697 00:36:19,748 --> 00:36:21,611 What the hell?! 698 00:36:24,647 --> 00:36:26,579 God! 699 00:36:31,115 --> 00:36:32,876 Oh my God! 700 00:36:32,948 --> 00:36:35,573 It's the South Pole! It's the deep South Pole? 701 00:36:35,647 --> 00:36:37,636 It's the South Pole. The deep South Pole! 702 00:36:37,714 --> 00:36:39,737 I don't think there is one, but if there was one 703 00:36:39,814 --> 00:36:41,871 I bet it would be in the south! 704 00:36:51,248 --> 00:36:54,338 - I left my gloves in the car. - Oh. 705 00:37:01,048 --> 00:37:02,513 - There you go. - Thanks. 706 00:37:14,748 --> 00:37:16,543 Hey, look who's here! What's up, Hollywood? 707 00:37:16,614 --> 00:37:18,273 - How the big date go? - It was terrible. 708 00:37:18,347 --> 00:37:20,677 I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? 709 00:37:20,748 --> 00:37:23,305 Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. 710 00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:27,245 I don't know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body. 711 00:37:27,314 --> 00:37:29,974 So y-you gave her a body shake? 712 00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:33,502 Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing? 713 00:37:33,581 --> 00:37:36,070 It looks like you picked up right where you left off. 714 00:37:36,148 --> 00:37:37,704 You're back in the friend zone. 715 00:37:38,748 --> 00:37:40,236 Oh, f-f... 716 00:37:54,914 --> 00:37:56,846 What? 717 00:37:56,914 --> 00:37:58,641 Little problem. 718 00:37:58,948 --> 00:38:01,641 Okay, she's got a bit of a headache. 719 00:38:01,714 --> 00:38:03,839 It's not that bad. Ha! 720 00:38:05,681 --> 00:38:06,738 Oh my God! 721 00:38:06,814 --> 00:38:09,211 What the hell happened to her? 722 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,644 Long story short, she fell. 723 00:38:11,714 --> 00:38:13,543 Samantha, are you okay? 724 00:38:13,614 --> 00:38:15,273 I'm gonna make bubble. 725 00:38:15,347 --> 00:38:17,109 Dude, she's fine! 726 00:38:17,181 --> 00:38:19,976 Look at her. She's having a good time. She's got her toothpaste. 727 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:22,946 All you had to do was watch her for a few hours. What did you do to her? 728 00:38:23,014 --> 00:38:25,775 Nothing! She's just all loopy from all the Vicodin. 729 00:38:25,848 --> 00:38:28,007 Where did you get the Vicodin? 730 00:38:28,081 --> 00:38:30,047 Mom. 731 00:38:30,115 --> 00:38:31,910 Blueberry! 732 00:38:31,981 --> 00:38:34,344 Okay. I'm gonna kill you. 733 00:38:34,414 --> 00:38:36,142 What?! You said detain her! 734 00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:38,237 - You're a dead man, Mike! - She's detained! 735 00:38:39,914 --> 00:38:41,573 Eww. 736 00:38:41,647 --> 00:38:43,113 - My balls! - Oh. 737 00:38:45,247 --> 00:38:47,577 You're dead. 738 00:38:47,647 --> 00:38:49,579 No, Chris! No! 739 00:38:49,647 --> 00:38:51,579 Chris... 740 00:38:51,647 --> 00:38:53,374 Chris, no! 741 00:38:55,048 --> 00:38:56,638 - My boss! Truce! - Truce! 742 00:38:56,714 --> 00:38:58,339 - Truce! - Okay. 743 00:38:58,414 --> 00:38:59,414 - Hello? - Nyah! 744 00:38:59,481 --> 00:39:01,344 Hey, Chrissy! 745 00:39:01,414 --> 00:39:03,346 How's my future star doing? 746 00:39:03,414 --> 00:39:05,040 Great. She's doing great, sir. 747 00:39:05,115 --> 00:39:07,342 So let me... let me... let me say hi to her. 748 00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:09,607 She's a little incapacitated at the moment. 749 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,772 Oh, a little incapacitated, that's my baby, that's my boy! 750 00:39:12,848 --> 00:39:16,644 Look, when you two get back, I've got this incredible marketing campaign 751 00:39:16,714 --> 00:39:19,339 lined up for the spring quarter. Our number one priority: 752 00:39:19,414 --> 00:39:22,676 - Samantha James! - Awesome. 753 00:39:22,748 --> 00:39:25,475 Three two, one! 754 00:39:25,547 --> 00:39:28,479 Ho-ho-ho. 755 00:39:28,547 --> 00:39:31,843 - Yeah-ha-ha! Yeah! - Merry Christmas! 756 00:39:31,914 --> 00:39:34,005 It's a Palamino Christmas! 757 00:39:34,081 --> 00:39:36,047 Again! 758 00:39:38,814 --> 00:39:40,746 - Hello? - Jamie. 759 00:39:40,814 --> 00:39:43,007 - Hey. - What's up? 760 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:45,979 Listen, you're never gonna believe this, but I can't get a flight out. 761 00:39:46,048 --> 00:39:48,309 - I'm stuck here another day. - Oh. 762 00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:49,869 I want to apologize for earlier. 763 00:39:49,948 --> 00:39:51,490 - Let me make it up to you. - I taste good. 764 00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:53,480 Do you want to go ice skating? 765 00:39:53,547 --> 00:39:56,036 - I thought you hated ice skating. - I used to, 766 00:39:56,114 --> 00:39:59,013 but you know, I'm actually pretty damn good now. 767 00:39:59,081 --> 00:40:00,390 I'm the MVP in my league, in fact. 768 00:40:00,414 --> 00:40:02,607 Come on, it'll be like old times. 769 00:40:04,147 --> 00:40:07,080 - Hello, Joyce? - Mom? I'm on the phone. 770 00:40:07,147 --> 00:40:10,841 Oh! Well, Chris, what are you doing over at Joyce's? 771 00:40:10,914 --> 00:40:13,744 No, Mom. I'm in the living room, 10 feet away from you 772 00:40:13,814 --> 00:40:15,643 - and I'm on the phone. - Oh. 773 00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:17,111 Well, you know, I was wondering 774 00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:19,908 while I have you on the phone, what would you like for dinner? 775 00:40:19,981 --> 00:40:23,674 We-we have a choice between chicken chow mein or pot roast. 776 00:40:23,748 --> 00:40:25,805 Mom. Please. 777 00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,938 Mom! 778 00:40:28,014 --> 00:40:30,605 - Mom! - What is it, peanut? 779 00:40:30,681 --> 00:40:31,840 Where are my ice skates? 780 00:40:31,914 --> 00:40:34,607 Oh, honey, I gave those away years ago. 781 00:40:34,681 --> 00:40:36,613 Are you serious? I need them. 782 00:40:36,681 --> 00:40:39,806 Well, honey, why would I keep them? You're never here. 783 00:40:39,881 --> 00:40:42,403 Besides, you-you weren't terribly good at ice skating. 784 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:44,413 Well, I'm good now! 785 00:40:44,481 --> 00:40:46,845 And I need my skates to show off my talents. 786 00:40:46,914 --> 00:40:50,368 Oh, well, honey, I'm sure you can rent a pair. 787 00:40:50,447 --> 00:40:53,005 Besides, you don't have to show off for Jamie. 788 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,569 Just... just be yourself. 789 00:40:55,647 --> 00:40:58,442 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 790 00:40:58,514 --> 00:41:03,310 ♪ Be yourself, be yourself. ♪ 791 00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:06,813 Now, come on! Mikey and I are making snow angels! 792 00:41:08,447 --> 00:41:10,379 I don't want to be myself. 793 00:41:12,781 --> 00:41:14,474 My snow globe collection. 794 00:41:20,781 --> 00:41:24,611 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 795 00:41:24,681 --> 00:41:27,001 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh... ♪ 796 00:41:28,281 --> 00:41:29,774 Stupid rental skates. 797 00:41:29,998 --> 00:41:32,377 You know what? You're a lot better than before. 798 00:41:32,447 --> 00:41:35,345 - I'm wearing figure skates from the '30s. - Here, let me help you. 799 00:41:35,414 --> 00:41:37,574 Okay, I can do it myself, okay? I'm good. I'm good now. 800 00:41:41,514 --> 00:41:43,275 - So... - So... 801 00:41:43,347 --> 00:41:47,404 - How's the love life? - Lame. 802 00:41:47,481 --> 00:41:51,208 - Marty and I broke up a year ago. - Another jerk? 803 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,303 - "Another jerk?" - I'm kidding... 804 00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,312 I'm just saying you dated a lot of jerks 805 00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:57,278 back in high school, that's all. 806 00:41:57,347 --> 00:42:01,040 So how about you? You in love with anyone besides yourself? 807 00:42:01,114 --> 00:42:04,239 No. 808 00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:07,109 I've really just been dating, you know? 809 00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:09,442 Just trying to look for my soulmate. 810 00:42:09,514 --> 00:42:10,675 You didn't buy that, did you? 811 00:42:10,748 --> 00:42:12,907 Maybe you should try harder. 812 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:16,174 Or I could try this. 813 00:42:17,347 --> 00:42:18,836 Oh... 814 00:42:20,414 --> 00:42:23,209 Hey guys, it's Miss Palamino! 815 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,269 Yay! 816 00:42:25,347 --> 00:42:27,404 Hi, guys. 817 00:42:27,481 --> 00:42:30,345 Sarah and Joey and Brett. Hi! 818 00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:33,244 - What, you... you know these kids? - Yeah, I substitute teach 819 00:42:33,314 --> 00:42:36,007 - their class. - Hey, um, we're having a pickup game. 820 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,638 We could use some more bodies. You guys play? 821 00:42:38,714 --> 00:42:41,305 You know Chris is a great player, but he has rentals. 822 00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:44,778 - A good skater can skate in anything. - Yeah! 823 00:42:44,848 --> 00:42:46,677 I'm in. 824 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:52,508 Okay, guys. Keep it clean. 825 00:42:52,581 --> 00:42:53,740 Shoot it! 826 00:42:53,814 --> 00:42:56,439 Get it in! And goal! 827 00:42:58,481 --> 00:43:01,572 - What was that?! - You're pathetic! 828 00:43:01,647 --> 00:43:03,545 I'm sorry, okay? 829 00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:05,842 It's just these damn rental skates. 830 00:43:05,913 --> 00:43:09,004 It's fine. Just don't cuss in front of the children. 831 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,808 Potty mouth. 832 00:43:12,347 --> 00:43:15,006 Get him, Terry! 833 00:43:17,481 --> 00:43:19,538 He hacked me! 834 00:43:19,614 --> 00:43:21,273 Wanna fight, punk? 835 00:43:21,347 --> 00:43:23,813 - What, are you kidding me? - Fight! 836 00:43:23,881 --> 00:43:26,438 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 837 00:43:26,514 --> 00:43:29,674 All right, all right, break it up, break it up. 838 00:43:29,748 --> 00:43:32,509 What is your problem? She's just a child. 839 00:43:32,581 --> 00:43:34,978 - That's a girl? - Pussy! 840 00:43:40,681 --> 00:43:43,976 - Yeah! - All right! 841 00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:50,443 Okay, listen. We're getting creamed out there. 842 00:43:50,514 --> 00:43:52,979 - It's his fault. - You suck, Brander. 843 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:55,343 - Hey. - I brand you "Suckster." 844 00:43:55,414 --> 00:43:57,209 - Oh my... that's enough. - Hey. 845 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,769 Now Chris is trying his best here. 846 00:43:59,848 --> 00:44:02,439 Sorry, Miss Palamino, but he's just so terrible. 847 00:44:02,514 --> 00:44:05,708 - I'm not terrible. - Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! 848 00:44:05,781 --> 00:44:08,110 - Maybe you should call it a day. - No, I can do this! 849 00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:10,612 - Suckster! Suckster. Suckster! Suckster... - Hey! 850 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:12,442 I'm a really good skater, little girl! 851 00:44:12,514 --> 00:44:15,968 Watch! You might learn something! 852 00:44:16,047 --> 00:44:17,741 I'm taking this one. 853 00:44:21,681 --> 00:44:24,112 Me? 854 00:44:31,547 --> 00:44:34,274 Chris, no! 855 00:44:46,047 --> 00:44:49,480 No! 856 00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:53,806 No slap shots! 857 00:45:05,514 --> 00:45:07,377 Suckster! Suckster! 858 00:45:07,447 --> 00:45:10,470 Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! 859 00:45:10,547 --> 00:45:12,638 Suckster! Suckster! 860 00:45:12,714 --> 00:45:16,305 - What a schmuck. - Don't worry, Chris. You're gonna be fine. 861 00:45:24,032 --> 00:45:25,803 Well, it looks like I was 862 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,574 - in the right place at the right time, Miss... - Yeah. 863 00:45:28,647 --> 00:45:31,545 Palamino? Jamie Palamino. 864 00:45:31,614 --> 00:45:34,341 - Dusty Dinkleman? - Yeah. 865 00:45:34,414 --> 00:45:36,936 Actually, I go by "Dusty Lee" now, but yeah. 866 00:45:37,013 --> 00:45:39,673 - "Dutty Nee?" - Thanks for saving me. 867 00:45:39,748 --> 00:45:42,213 Yay, Dusty! 868 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,439 - You remember Chris Brander? - Eeh. 869 00:45:44,514 --> 00:45:46,843 - Boo... - Oh, yeah. 870 00:45:46,913 --> 00:45:49,471 Seen better days, I guess, pal? 871 00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:51,842 Hey, listen, I don't want to make this weird, 872 00:45:51,913 --> 00:45:53,811 but you look incredible. 873 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,744 - So do you. - Really glad you dropped in. 874 00:46:05,813 --> 00:46:07,745 Cool... 875 00:46:09,747 --> 00:46:13,009 Sorry about that, buddy. 876 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,909 Here we go. 877 00:46:16,947 --> 00:46:18,936 Late '20s. Male Caucasian 878 00:46:19,013 --> 00:46:22,173 with multiple lacerations on lower mandible and possible concussion. 879 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:23,906 Transport en route, over. 880 00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:26,037 - 10-4. - So, Jamie, 881 00:46:26,114 --> 00:46:28,807 - you still living in town? - Oh, yeah, I just moved back. 882 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,812 Oh, really? Me too. 883 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,244 - It's a small world. - No kidding. 884 00:46:33,314 --> 00:46:34,575 Jeez, you know, 885 00:46:34,647 --> 00:46:37,477 I cannot get over how great you look. 886 00:46:37,547 --> 00:46:40,138 Oh, pfft. Me? Look at you! 887 00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:42,407 Yeah, I guess my skin cleared up 888 00:46:42,481 --> 00:46:44,140 and I lost my stammer, 889 00:46:44,214 --> 00:46:46,339 but I still play a mean guitar. 890 00:46:46,414 --> 00:46:48,856 I'm actually only doing this part-time till I can make it in music. 891 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,074 You know, Chris is in the music business too. He could probably help you. 892 00:46:52,147 --> 00:46:54,908 Oh, hey. Easy there, Gretzky. 893 00:46:57,380 --> 00:47:00,937 You know, we should hang out, you know, have lunch sometime? 894 00:47:01,980 --> 00:47:04,775 I would love to have lunch. 895 00:47:04,847 --> 00:47:06,541 Um, where can I give you my phone number? 896 00:47:06,614 --> 00:47:08,136 Just write it on this. 897 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:15,072 Jamie Palamino. 898 00:47:15,147 --> 00:47:16,737 This is bullshit! 899 00:47:16,813 --> 00:47:18,473 You haven't aged a peep. 900 00:47:22,347 --> 00:47:26,074 What do you know about Dusty Dinkleman? 901 00:47:26,147 --> 00:47:27,477 - You mean Dusty Lee? - Yeah. 902 00:47:27,547 --> 00:47:29,513 Works in the building, drives ambulance. Why? 903 00:47:29,581 --> 00:47:33,104 Well check this out. So I'm out with Jamie again... 904 00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:34,839 Another day date? 905 00:47:34,913 --> 00:47:37,379 Yes. Anyway, 906 00:47:37,447 --> 00:47:39,072 we're having a great time 907 00:47:39,147 --> 00:47:41,443 and then Dusty shows up out of nowhere, 908 00:47:41,514 --> 00:47:43,945 and then Jamie gives him her number. 909 00:47:44,013 --> 00:47:47,377 Hey, didn't Dusty have like a huge crush on Jamie? 910 00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:49,844 Yeah, you got some 911 00:47:49,913 --> 00:47:52,256 competition there, Chris. I mean, Dusty is a really nice guy. 912 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,768 Yeah, well Jamie doesn't date nice guys. 913 00:47:54,847 --> 00:47:56,438 She puts them in the friend zone 914 00:47:56,514 --> 00:47:58,377 and then tortures the shit out of them. 915 00:47:58,447 --> 00:48:00,878 I don't know. Jamie's come a long way since high school. 916 00:48:00,947 --> 00:48:03,539 I think she might be maturing. 917 00:48:03,613 --> 00:48:05,136 Maturing? 918 00:48:06,813 --> 00:48:08,779 So that's why she went with Dusty. 919 00:48:08,847 --> 00:48:10,710 She wants a sensitive guy... 920 00:48:10,780 --> 00:48:12,712 more like the old me. 921 00:48:12,780 --> 00:48:14,542 Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, 922 00:48:14,613 --> 00:48:16,546 then I'm going to show her 923 00:48:16,613 --> 00:48:18,477 the biggest pussy she's ever seen. 924 00:48:18,547 --> 00:48:20,410 Yeah. 925 00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:22,673 Okay, we're done. Now... 926 00:48:22,747 --> 00:48:25,179 you're gonna need to wear this for the next few days 927 00:48:25,247 --> 00:48:28,236 until those stitches are ready to come out. 928 00:48:28,314 --> 00:48:31,007 And here you go. Just like your old yearbook picture. 929 00:48:33,147 --> 00:48:36,204 ♪ Feel my love from afar. ♪ 930 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,405 Come in! 931 00:48:38,481 --> 00:48:41,174 - Can I come in? - I just said that. 932 00:48:43,414 --> 00:48:45,505 I brought magazines. 933 00:48:45,580 --> 00:48:47,547 Ugh, these are old. 934 00:48:47,613 --> 00:48:50,738 - Flowers? - Those are daisies. 935 00:48:50,813 --> 00:48:54,041 - How about snacks? - Carbs? Are you kidding me? 936 00:48:54,114 --> 00:48:55,546 I can't eat that crap. 937 00:48:55,613 --> 00:48:57,806 I'm just trying to be helpful. 938 00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,540 Well you're not. So vamoose. 939 00:49:01,613 --> 00:49:04,943 - I guess I'll just leave you now. - No, wait wait. 940 00:49:05,013 --> 00:49:07,536 I'm sorry I'm being such a biatch. 941 00:49:07,613 --> 00:49:10,102 It's just that I'm supposed to be in Paris and I'm not, 942 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:13,237 and I'm going out of my mind with boredom! 943 00:49:13,314 --> 00:49:16,212 I mean, my Sidekick broke and l... 944 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:20,440 I haven't had sex in, like, forever. 945 00:49:20,514 --> 00:49:22,104 And I'm so horny. 946 00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:25,169 I'm horny. 947 00:49:25,247 --> 00:49:27,610 Wait a minute. 948 00:49:28,847 --> 00:49:32,745 - How old are you? - I'm 22... 20... 19... 949 00:49:32,813 --> 00:49:34,676 I'm... I'm 18. 950 00:49:34,747 --> 00:49:36,645 Eighteen. 951 00:49:39,247 --> 00:49:42,270 So do you really have my poster on your wall? 952 00:49:42,347 --> 00:49:45,801 - Yeah. - Do you ever like... 953 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,812 All the time. 954 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,607 How many times in a day? 955 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,306 - Eight. - Eight?! 956 00:49:56,713 --> 00:49:58,838 Eight? Oh my God, that's hot. 957 00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:02,346 - You're hot. - I know, I know. 958 00:50:05,147 --> 00:50:07,977 - Oh, ow. - Are you okay? 959 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:10,104 Oh, my back is killing me. 960 00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:12,645 Oh, I could give you a massage. 961 00:50:12,713 --> 00:50:15,009 Oh, would you mind? 962 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,012 Not at all. 963 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,637 - I'm naked. - You're naked. 964 00:50:21,713 --> 00:50:23,770 Do you have any oil? 965 00:50:23,847 --> 00:50:26,370 Right back. 966 00:50:31,047 --> 00:50:32,478 What took you so long? 967 00:50:35,646 --> 00:50:38,169 - Show me what you've got, baby. - Okay. 968 00:50:38,247 --> 00:50:40,179 Baby, ooh! 969 00:50:40,247 --> 00:50:42,145 Ooh, more more! 970 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,271 - Okay, enough. Enough! - Okay. 971 00:50:46,598 --> 00:50:48,812 Oh, yeah. 972 00:50:53,314 --> 00:50:55,143 Merry Christmas, neighbor. 973 00:51:01,513 --> 00:51:03,445 - Ooh, yeah. - Mikey likey, 974 00:51:03,513 --> 00:51:07,105 - Mikey likey, Mikey likey, Mikey likey... - Yeah... 975 00:51:08,947 --> 00:51:10,936 Oh! Where the hell have you been?! 976 00:51:11,013 --> 00:51:12,774 I was getting you food. 977 00:51:12,847 --> 00:51:15,075 - Are you wearing braces? - It's not braces. 978 00:51:15,147 --> 00:51:17,942 It's a retainer and it's not that bad. 979 00:51:18,013 --> 00:51:21,638 - Ha, you look like a doofus! - Doofus! 980 00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:25,178 Doofus! Doofus! 981 00:51:25,247 --> 00:51:28,372 Doofus! Doofus! Doof... 982 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,705 Chris? 983 00:51:31,780 --> 00:51:34,405 Mommy. 984 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,311 So pretty. 985 00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:40,504 Honey, look what just came for you. 986 00:51:40,580 --> 00:51:43,342 It's a "Get well soon" card from Jamie. 987 00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:49,169 - Boo. - Oh yeah? 988 00:51:49,247 --> 00:51:50,735 What do you think of that? 989 00:51:50,813 --> 00:51:53,574 It's hugs and kisses, dude. Mom writes that on my cards. 990 00:51:53,646 --> 00:51:56,908 That's because I love you both so much. 991 00:51:58,379 --> 00:52:00,175 Thanks, Mommy. 992 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,771 Oh, God. 993 00:52:17,947 --> 00:52:20,412 Truce! 994 00:52:21,546 --> 00:52:23,535 Total pussy. 995 00:52:23,613 --> 00:52:26,545 You're the biggest pussy on planet Earth. 996 00:52:26,613 --> 00:52:28,704 It's you. 997 00:52:31,780 --> 00:52:34,575 - Hello? - Jamie! 998 00:52:34,646 --> 00:52:37,737 - Chris! How are you feeling? - So much better. 999 00:52:37,813 --> 00:52:39,472 Listen, I know it's Christmas Eve, 1000 00:52:39,546 --> 00:52:42,603 - but do you have any plans tonight? - No. 1001 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,475 Well... 1002 00:52:44,546 --> 00:52:46,478 the revival theater in town 1003 00:52:46,546 --> 00:52:48,535 is showing Nicholas Sparks's "The Notebook." 1004 00:52:50,747 --> 00:52:53,713 - Hello? I'm on the phone. - Really you want to see "The Notebook"? 1005 00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:56,076 Yes, because I love sentimental tear-jerkers. 1006 00:52:56,147 --> 00:52:58,045 I'm gonna friggin' puke. 1007 00:52:58,114 --> 00:52:59,909 Just a second. 1008 00:53:04,613 --> 00:53:07,136 - You are so dead. Do you hear me? - Whatever, dude. 1009 00:53:07,214 --> 00:53:09,338 - What're you doing over there? - Faggot. 1010 00:53:09,413 --> 00:53:11,190 - Nothing. - That's my call-waiting. One second. 1011 00:53:11,214 --> 00:53:12,679 - So, anyway... - Hello? 1012 00:53:12,747 --> 00:53:15,111 - Hey, Jamie. It's Dusty. - Hey, Dusty. 1013 00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:16,338 Hey, listen, just... 1014 00:53:18,180 --> 00:53:19,770 Dude, I think she left you hanging. 1015 00:53:19,847 --> 00:53:23,109 It's probably just an important business call. Get off the phone. 1016 00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:26,339 - What, the bar ran out of curly fries? - Get off the phone. 1017 00:53:26,413 --> 00:53:28,470 Dude, are you gonna boink Jamie tonight? 1018 00:53:28,546 --> 00:53:30,535 Yes. Are you happy now? 1019 00:53:30,613 --> 00:53:33,408 All right. 1020 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,469 - Dude, "The Notebook" 's so gay. - Get off the phone! 1021 00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:40,035 - Sorry about that. - That's okay. 1022 00:53:40,114 --> 00:53:42,341 - So anyway, what do you say? - About what? 1023 00:53:42,413 --> 00:53:44,345 Going to a movie tonight? Then maybe later 1024 00:53:44,413 --> 00:53:47,811 we can go for some... herbal tea. 1025 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,176 Okay, sure. 1026 00:53:50,247 --> 00:53:52,576 Um... You know what? You're on my way to the theater. 1027 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,135 Why don't I pick you up at like 7:30? 1028 00:53:54,214 --> 00:53:55,679 - It's a date. - Homo. 1029 00:53:55,747 --> 00:53:57,474 - Bye for now. - Bye. 1030 00:54:01,114 --> 00:54:04,375 Mom! Mom! Truce! 1031 00:54:06,247 --> 00:54:08,907 Paris, here we come! 1032 00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:13,940 - But I'm not ready to play a gig. - Of course you are. 1033 00:54:14,013 --> 00:54:16,945 No. No. 1034 00:54:17,013 --> 00:54:18,444 No! 1035 00:54:18,513 --> 00:54:22,969 - This is a bad idea, Chris. - God, I'm so stupid! 1036 00:54:23,047 --> 00:54:26,376 - No you're not, baby. - Here I am, trying to nurture this artist, 1037 00:54:26,446 --> 00:54:30,435 yet you're this pop bubblegum sensation, 1038 00:54:30,513 --> 00:54:33,502 and that's okay. 1039 00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:35,512 Paris, here we come! 1040 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,773 But I am an artist. I am an artist! 1041 00:54:39,847 --> 00:54:42,574 Hey! I am an artist! 1042 00:54:42,646 --> 00:54:45,373 - Let's go do this. - Are you ready for this? 1043 00:54:45,446 --> 00:54:48,241 I was born ready, bitch. 1044 00:54:48,313 --> 00:54:50,472 - I'm really excited about this. - Yeah, me too. 1045 00:54:50,546 --> 00:54:52,808 - Yeah. - Okay, let's do this. 1046 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,573 Yeah. 1047 00:54:56,646 --> 00:54:59,771 - Hey! Wait! You're not coming with me? - Of course I am. 1048 00:54:59,847 --> 00:55:01,472 Mike's just giving you a ride to the gig. 1049 00:55:01,546 --> 00:55:03,978 I'm gonna stay here, I'm gonna do some administrative work 1050 00:55:04,047 --> 00:55:05,637 and I'm gonna meet you there. 1051 00:55:05,713 --> 00:55:07,372 It's open mic night at The Coffee House. 1052 00:55:07,446 --> 00:55:09,776 Coffee House is lame, dude. Come on... 1053 00:55:09,847 --> 00:55:11,369 all right! 1054 00:55:11,446 --> 00:55:13,435 Think fast. Boop! 1055 00:55:19,747 --> 00:55:21,679 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1056 00:55:21,747 --> 00:55:23,736 - ♪ By the moon and the stars... ♪ - Jesus. 1057 00:55:23,813 --> 00:55:27,143 - ♪ In the skies... ♪ - Looks like the Michael Bolton starter kit. 1058 00:55:27,213 --> 00:55:30,407 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1059 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:33,310 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1060 00:55:33,379 --> 00:55:36,868 ♪ Like a shadow that's by your side. ♪ 1061 00:55:36,947 --> 00:55:38,970 Showtime. 1062 00:55:49,913 --> 00:55:52,276 Come on! How long does it... 1063 00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:56,546 - Mistletoe. - Hello. 1064 00:55:56,613 --> 00:55:59,204 - Oh my God! - Jamie! How are you? 1065 00:55:59,279 --> 00:56:02,541 You've grown into such a beautiful young woman, 1066 00:56:02,613 --> 00:56:04,909 hasn't she, Chris? 1067 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:09,573 Ding-dong. 1068 00:56:11,179 --> 00:56:13,543 Dusty. Hey. Why? 1069 00:56:13,613 --> 00:56:16,102 Are you kidding, man? I love "The Notebook". 1070 00:56:16,179 --> 00:56:17,839 I mean, listen, I know it might sound 1071 00:56:17,913 --> 00:56:19,845 a little corny, maybe even a little femme, 1072 00:56:19,913 --> 00:56:21,572 but I find something so resplendent 1073 00:56:21,646 --> 00:56:24,407 in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean? 1074 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,913 Nice outfit, by the way. Rock and roll. 1075 00:56:27,980 --> 00:56:29,809 Carol? 1076 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:32,437 Oh my God. 1077 00:56:32,513 --> 00:56:34,672 - Carol... - Dusty, oh my goodness. 1078 00:56:34,747 --> 00:56:37,474 - This is old-home week. - Oh, absolutely. 1079 00:56:37,546 --> 00:56:41,569 - Is it okay that Dusty came? - Oh, it's awesome that Dusty came. 1080 00:56:41,646 --> 00:56:43,635 Thank you. - Okay. 1081 00:56:43,713 --> 00:56:45,440 ...in the hospital. We got... - Dust! 1082 00:56:45,513 --> 00:56:47,979 Hey, let's hit the road. 1083 00:56:48,047 --> 00:56:49,637 Well, you kids have fun. 1084 00:56:49,713 --> 00:56:51,406 Oh, Carol, why don't you come join us? 1085 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,503 She's vacuuming. 1086 00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:57,910 W-well, I'd love to, but l... I wouldn't want to impose. 1087 00:56:57,980 --> 00:57:02,072 - Oh, no imposition at all! - No. 1088 00:57:02,146 --> 00:57:04,237 We'd love to have you, wouldn't we, Chris? 1089 00:57:04,313 --> 00:57:07,404 Yeah, rad. Awesome. 1090 00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,241 Mom's coming. That's good. 1091 00:57:09,313 --> 00:57:11,677 - There's a group now. - Yes! 1092 00:57:11,747 --> 00:57:14,338 - It was us. It was us. - Oh, my darling. 1093 00:57:14,413 --> 00:57:17,005 Oh my sweetheart. 1094 00:57:17,079 --> 00:57:19,568 I love you so much. 1095 00:57:26,113 --> 00:57:30,239 - How much time do we have? - I'm not sure. 1096 00:57:30,313 --> 00:57:32,779 Last time it was no more than five minutes. 1097 00:57:34,646 --> 00:57:37,010 I love you, angel. 1098 00:57:39,379 --> 00:57:41,038 What happened to me? 1099 00:57:41,113 --> 00:57:43,136 This is so gay. 1100 00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:54,507 Oh, Dusty... 1101 00:57:59,515 --> 00:58:01,244 Son of a bitch! 1102 00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:05,137 Peanut. 1103 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,903 No. 1104 00:58:13,980 --> 00:58:17,878 ♪ Forgiveness... ♪ 1105 00:58:17,947 --> 00:58:19,879 Show us your tits! 1106 00:58:19,947 --> 00:58:23,071 - ♪ Is more than saying sorry. ♪ - Hey! Ashlee Simpson! 1107 00:58:23,146 --> 00:58:24,442 Forgive this! 1108 00:58:25,513 --> 00:58:27,445 Dusty, what kind of car is this? 1109 00:58:27,513 --> 00:58:30,843 Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius. 1110 00:58:30,913 --> 00:58:32,640 I think it's so neat that you kids 1111 00:58:32,713 --> 00:58:34,645 care about the environment. 1112 00:58:34,713 --> 00:58:38,304 - I love the environment. - But honey, don't you drive 1113 00:58:38,379 --> 00:58:41,277 a Range Rover? Aren't those bad? 1114 00:58:41,346 --> 00:58:43,437 Well, I had a really nice time tonight, 1115 00:58:43,513 --> 00:58:45,069 and I hope we can do it again soon. 1116 00:58:45,146 --> 00:58:47,271 Hey, Dusty, thanks for comin'. 1117 00:58:47,346 --> 00:58:49,471 Oh, listen, man, it was my pleasure, really. 1118 00:58:49,546 --> 00:58:52,478 Thank you all for having me. It was so nice. 1119 00:58:52,546 --> 00:58:54,603 And hey, before I forget, make sure 1120 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,009 that you rinse that thing at least twice a day, okay? 1121 00:58:57,079 --> 00:59:00,204 Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool 1122 00:59:00,279 --> 00:59:02,507 with germs and bacteria. Now put that back! 1123 00:59:02,580 --> 00:59:04,739 - Christopher, put that back. - Put it back! 1124 00:59:06,446 --> 00:59:07,912 Thanks. 1125 00:59:07,979 --> 00:59:10,002 Hey, anyone want some cocoa? 1126 00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:12,910 Oh, Carol, you are so sweet! 1127 00:59:12,979 --> 00:59:15,912 And I would love to do that, except I volunteered at the hospital 1128 00:59:15,979 --> 00:59:18,055 so that Paul could spend Christmas Eve with his family. 1129 00:59:18,079 --> 00:59:20,773 - So, I kinda gotta get going. - Aw. 1130 00:59:20,847 --> 00:59:22,642 That's a drag. God! 1131 00:59:22,713 --> 00:59:24,542 Hey, Jamie, what about you? 1132 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,912 - Ready? - Give me a Cougar roar. Cougar roar! 1133 00:59:30,580 --> 00:59:31,876 Aw. 1134 00:59:31,946 --> 00:59:35,674 Cookie Monster says the Cougars are 1135 00:59:35,747 --> 00:59:38,907 great big cookies 1136 00:59:38,979 --> 00:59:41,070 at the top of the jar. 1137 00:59:41,146 --> 00:59:44,010 Ladies and Gentleman, the amazing Chris Brander. 1138 00:59:44,079 --> 00:59:46,136 Oh my gosh, I remember this. 1139 00:59:46,213 --> 00:59:50,578 He juggles three tennis balls, but gets bored very quickly 1140 00:59:50,646 --> 00:59:53,009 and wants something else. 1141 00:59:53,835 --> 00:59:54,934 Clear! 1142 00:59:56,434 --> 00:59:57,508 Clear! 1143 00:59:59,379 --> 01:00:01,538 No kissing! 1144 01:00:01,613 --> 01:00:03,942 That's right, Jamie Palamino, 1145 01:00:04,012 --> 01:00:06,035 you're my best friend! 1146 01:00:06,113 --> 01:00:08,045 I love you, Chris Brander. Mwha! 1147 01:00:08,113 --> 01:00:10,875 Mwha, mwha, mwha! 1148 01:00:10,946 --> 01:00:14,709 Oh, your mom's car. You see, this is more like you. 1149 01:00:14,780 --> 01:00:17,871 Yeah, I'm gonna take it back to L.A. 1150 01:00:21,379 --> 01:00:23,936 - What? - Guess what I found? 1151 01:00:24,012 --> 01:00:27,604 - No, the tape I made you? - 1995. 1152 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,202 - "The Summer of Like." - Put it in. 1153 01:00:31,513 --> 01:00:35,138 ♪ Dun-nun-de-dun de-dun-dun-dun ♪ 1154 01:00:45,713 --> 01:00:47,974 Oh, God. 1155 01:00:48,046 --> 01:00:50,035 - Oh! - Oh my God, 1156 01:00:50,113 --> 01:00:52,136 I just peed a little. 1157 01:00:52,213 --> 01:00:55,737 - Good night, guys. - Good night, Chris. 1158 01:00:59,513 --> 01:01:01,741 What's up? 1159 01:01:01,813 --> 01:01:03,642 - Little problem. - Where are you? 1160 01:01:03,713 --> 01:01:05,508 - The Metal Shop. - What?! 1161 01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:10,637 - That's it, bitch. It's on! - Come on! 1162 01:01:11,048 --> 01:01:14,270 I'm gonna kill you! Not so funny now, bitch?! 1163 01:01:14,346 --> 01:01:16,312 - Not so funny now?! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 1164 01:01:16,379 --> 01:01:19,277 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, the happiest day of the year... ♪ 1165 01:01:19,346 --> 01:01:21,369 Kudos on the Christmas cookies, Mom. 1166 01:01:21,446 --> 01:01:23,742 Thanks, pumpkin. I'll be back in an hour. 1167 01:01:23,812 --> 01:01:27,472 ♪ Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle-ling ♪ 1168 01:01:27,546 --> 01:01:29,875 ♪ As we're dashing through the snow ♪ 1169 01:01:32,213 --> 01:01:35,771 ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1170 01:01:35,846 --> 01:01:38,506 ♪ So, Jesus, hear our song... ♪ 1171 01:01:38,580 --> 01:01:40,841 - What's up, Dude? - Quiet, she's sleeping. 1172 01:01:40,912 --> 01:01:42,572 I'm going over to Jamie's. 1173 01:01:42,646 --> 01:01:44,441 - Did you boink her yet? - Shut it. 1174 01:01:44,513 --> 01:01:46,502 If she wakes up, tell her I went to meet Bono. 1175 01:01:46,580 --> 01:01:49,137 - You're gonna meet Bono? I wanna come. - No, you walking void, 1176 01:01:49,213 --> 01:01:52,008 it's a lie, but if she wakes up just tell her I'll be back in a bit. 1177 01:01:52,079 --> 01:01:54,045 - Fine! - Fine! 1178 01:01:55,446 --> 01:01:57,071 - I love you. - I love you too. 1179 01:02:05,713 --> 01:02:08,837 ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1180 01:02:08,912 --> 01:02:11,242 - ♪ The happiest day of the year ♪ - Mike! 1181 01:02:13,879 --> 01:02:16,675 Oh, God! 1182 01:02:16,747 --> 01:02:21,736 ♪ Spreading Christmas cheer ♪ 1183 01:02:21,812 --> 01:02:23,745 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 1184 01:02:23,812 --> 01:02:26,142 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ♪ 1185 01:02:26,213 --> 01:02:28,304 This is pathetic! 1186 01:02:28,379 --> 01:02:32,743 ♪ Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin ♪ 1187 01:02:32,812 --> 01:02:34,835 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas ♪ 1188 01:02:34,912 --> 01:02:36,674 - ♪ And a Happy New Year ♪ - Oh shit! 1189 01:02:59,879 --> 01:03:01,811 Thank you, guys. Thank you. 1190 01:03:01,879 --> 01:03:03,811 Encore! Encore! Encore! 1191 01:03:03,879 --> 01:03:05,811 Okay, all right, one more time. 1192 01:03:05,879 --> 01:03:08,311 - One more time. Okay. - Oh yeah! 1193 01:03:08,379 --> 01:03:12,141 Here we go. You guys, you know, 1194 01:03:12,213 --> 01:03:13,838 Christmas is the time for giving. 1195 01:03:13,912 --> 01:03:16,208 And the most precious gift that you can give... 1196 01:03:16,279 --> 01:03:19,473 - is your heart. - Aww. 1197 01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:22,011 Jamie Palamino, this is my gift to you. 1198 01:03:22,079 --> 01:03:25,909 ♪ When Jamie smiles ♪ 1199 01:03:25,979 --> 01:03:30,571 ♪ It takes me miles ♪ 1200 01:03:30,646 --> 01:03:34,669 ♪ From where I feel unsure ♪ 1201 01:03:36,712 --> 01:03:39,803 ♪ When Jamie smiles ♪ 1202 01:03:39,879 --> 01:03:43,004 ♪ I realize ♪ 1203 01:03:43,079 --> 01:03:47,171 ♪ She's no ordinary girl ♪ 1204 01:03:50,912 --> 01:03:54,037 ♪ No ordinary girl ♪ 1205 01:04:06,812 --> 01:04:09,506 - Where's Chris?! - I'll never tell you anything! 1206 01:04:09,580 --> 01:04:12,670 Oh yeah? 1207 01:04:14,946 --> 01:04:18,435 - He's with his lover. - ♪ Deck the halls with bows of holly ♪ 1208 01:04:21,012 --> 01:04:24,445 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 1209 01:04:28,446 --> 01:04:30,877 Dude, Jamie's outside. What are you doing up here? 1210 01:04:30,946 --> 01:04:32,935 I'm getting my butt kicked by Dinkleman, 1211 01:04:33,012 --> 01:04:34,501 that's what I'm doing up here. 1212 01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:38,068 You see him play that guitar? It's like he has 15 fingers. 1213 01:04:38,146 --> 01:04:41,544 Everybody loves him. I can't compete with this guy. 1214 01:04:41,612 --> 01:04:45,045 You can't compete with this... are you kidding me? 1215 01:04:45,113 --> 01:04:48,273 You're Chris Brander! You're Hollywood. You date models! 1216 01:04:48,346 --> 01:04:50,971 He's Jersey. He skis in his jeans! 1217 01:04:51,046 --> 01:04:52,671 It's Dinkleman. 1218 01:04:52,746 --> 01:04:55,110 It's Dusty Dinkleman. 1219 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,139 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman. 1220 01:04:59,213 --> 01:05:02,008 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman! 1221 01:05:02,079 --> 01:05:05,068 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman's going down. 1222 01:05:05,146 --> 01:05:07,737 Dinkleman... is going way down. 1223 01:05:07,812 --> 01:05:09,574 Atta boy. 1224 01:05:09,645 --> 01:05:12,009 Now you get out there and you tell Jamie how you feel! 1225 01:05:12,079 --> 01:05:14,943 - Let's do this. - Atta boy. 1226 01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:18,603 Good ol' Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! 1227 01:05:18,679 --> 01:05:21,839 ♪... Looked down on the Feast of Stephen ♪ 1228 01:05:21,912 --> 01:05:24,901 ♪ When the snow lay round about ♪ 1229 01:05:24,979 --> 01:05:27,445 ♪ Deep and crisp and even ♪ 1230 01:05:27,513 --> 01:05:30,172 ♪ Brightly shone the moon that night ♪ 1231 01:05:30,246 --> 01:05:32,303 ♪ Though the frost was cruel ♪ 1232 01:05:34,579 --> 01:05:36,568 What the... 1233 01:05:39,879 --> 01:05:44,073 ♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year... ♪ 1234 01:05:44,146 --> 01:05:46,271 The jig is up! Run! 1235 01:05:46,346 --> 01:05:48,312 You son of a bitch! 1236 01:05:48,379 --> 01:05:51,902 Samantha! You're here! Shit! 1237 01:05:51,979 --> 01:05:54,070 There she is. There's the little slut 1238 01:05:54,146 --> 01:05:55,907 you've been banging behind my back! 1239 01:05:55,979 --> 01:05:58,241 - Me? - Not you, wrinkles. Her! 1240 01:05:58,313 --> 01:06:00,801 - Who are you? - Oh... 1241 01:06:00,879 --> 01:06:03,640 - I'm Samantha James, bitch! - Don't shove me! 1242 01:06:03,712 --> 01:06:06,508 - You're a whore! Santa's little whore! - Get off! 1243 01:06:06,579 --> 01:06:08,545 - Santa's little whore! - Cat fight! 1244 01:06:10,213 --> 01:06:12,236 - Get out! - You're gonna pay for this. 1245 01:06:12,313 --> 01:06:13,869 I'm gonna get you fired! 1246 01:06:13,946 --> 01:06:16,412 Hope you enjoy unemployment, dickweed! 1247 01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,241 Get off me, God boy! 1248 01:06:18,313 --> 01:06:21,507 But Samantha, What about the words to your song? "Forgiveness"! 1249 01:06:21,579 --> 01:06:24,205 Forgive this, asshole. 1250 01:06:24,279 --> 01:06:26,870 Oh... 1251 01:06:26,946 --> 01:06:29,605 I hate this town! 1252 01:06:29,679 --> 01:06:32,237 Call me. 1253 01:06:41,612 --> 01:06:43,135 - Chris? - Yeah. 1254 01:06:43,213 --> 01:06:46,701 - Little problem. - Hm? 1255 01:06:47,779 --> 01:06:49,506 Duck! 1256 01:06:52,912 --> 01:06:56,605 - Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho! - No! Not Santa! 1257 01:07:11,746 --> 01:07:13,871 Whoa! Flaming reindeer. 1258 01:07:18,912 --> 01:07:22,401 You don't see that every day. 1259 01:07:24,912 --> 01:07:27,435 Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I just talked to my sponsor 1260 01:07:27,512 --> 01:07:29,411 and I owe you an apology. 1261 01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:31,139 It's Samantha... Call me... 1262 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:32,974 It's Samantha! 1263 01:07:33,046 --> 01:07:35,876 Hello, Joyce? 1264 01:07:35,946 --> 01:07:38,639 Joyce? 1265 01:07:44,946 --> 01:07:46,878 Go away. 1266 01:07:46,946 --> 01:07:49,105 Go away! 1267 01:07:50,846 --> 01:07:53,108 Mom, I said I have a tummy ache. 1268 01:07:55,413 --> 01:07:57,402 Well that was an interesting Christmas. 1269 01:07:57,479 --> 01:08:00,139 I'm sorry. I'll pay for everything. 1270 01:08:00,213 --> 01:08:01,940 I'm not here to collect. 1271 01:08:02,012 --> 01:08:03,602 What are you doing here? 1272 01:08:03,679 --> 01:08:06,577 I want to talk to the guy who wrote me this. 1273 01:08:12,932 --> 01:08:16,176 - Want some more? - No. Gallon's my limit. 1274 01:08:16,246 --> 01:08:18,507 Oh, excuse me if I'm not one of your stick models. 1275 01:08:18,579 --> 01:08:21,409 "I'm Chris Brander. I hang out with Good Charlotte and Pink. 1276 01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:24,002 - I go to Jay Z's birthday party..." - Okay, okay. All right. 1277 01:08:24,079 --> 01:08:26,704 - Thank you very much. I get it. I was lame. - Yeah. 1278 01:08:26,779 --> 01:08:30,575 Actually, I was nervous, but, more importantly, 1279 01:08:30,645 --> 01:08:32,611 does this hat make me look fat? 1280 01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:39,836 So... 1281 01:08:39,912 --> 01:08:42,810 is your life everything you'd hoped it'd be? 1282 01:08:42,879 --> 01:08:45,902 I always thought that if I had a huge career 1283 01:08:45,979 --> 01:08:48,241 and famous clients and tons of money 1284 01:08:48,313 --> 01:08:50,336 that I'd be happy. 1285 01:08:50,412 --> 01:08:52,435 And the truth is... 1286 01:08:52,512 --> 01:08:54,444 I was right. 1287 01:08:54,512 --> 01:08:56,944 I love it. Especially the money. 1288 01:08:57,012 --> 01:09:00,172 You're so bad! 1289 01:09:00,246 --> 01:09:02,007 What about you? 1290 01:09:02,079 --> 01:09:03,669 Let's put you in the hot seat? 1291 01:09:03,746 --> 01:09:05,541 Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1292 01:09:06,712 --> 01:09:10,167 Um, well, I see myself teaching. 1293 01:09:10,246 --> 01:09:13,609 And I see myself getting married 1294 01:09:13,679 --> 01:09:15,270 and raising a family. 1295 01:09:17,879 --> 01:09:19,311 What? 1296 01:09:22,512 --> 01:09:24,842 It's gettin' late. 1297 01:09:24,912 --> 01:09:27,310 Why don't I take you home? 1298 01:09:27,378 --> 01:09:29,311 Or... 1299 01:09:29,378 --> 01:09:31,311 I could sleep over like old times. 1300 01:09:49,279 --> 01:09:50,972 God. 1301 01:09:56,079 --> 01:09:57,328 Hi. 1302 01:10:07,746 --> 01:10:09,371 - Here we are. - Yeah. 1303 01:10:09,445 --> 01:10:12,139 Yeah. 1304 01:10:22,979 --> 01:10:24,569 This is it. 1305 01:10:24,645 --> 01:10:27,634 You're finally gonna have sex with Jamie Palamino. 1306 01:10:27,712 --> 01:10:31,974 Oh God, look at that face. Look at that body. 1307 01:10:32,046 --> 01:10:35,307 Why are you smiling like a friggin' idiot? 1308 01:10:35,378 --> 01:10:37,708 Go on, make a move. 1309 01:10:37,779 --> 01:10:39,938 Make a move! 1310 01:10:41,979 --> 01:10:43,911 What's on your mind? 1311 01:10:43,979 --> 01:10:45,842 Bush. 1312 01:10:47,012 --> 01:10:50,035 President Bush, The First Family, really. 1313 01:10:57,746 --> 01:11:00,610 Dude, you're killing me! 1314 01:11:00,679 --> 01:11:03,873 This is the girl of your dreams. Ravish her! 1315 01:11:03,946 --> 01:11:06,071 But what if she doesn't want to be ravished? 1316 01:11:06,146 --> 01:11:08,655 What if she wants to stay friends? Friends don't ravish each other? 1317 01:11:08,679 --> 01:11:10,975 Friends watch "New Year's Rockin' Eve." 1318 01:11:11,046 --> 01:11:12,739 I wonder who's hosting this year? 1319 01:11:12,812 --> 01:11:16,040 Chris, can you put your feet on mine? They're freezing. 1320 01:11:16,113 --> 01:11:17,772 Yeah. 1321 01:11:17,846 --> 01:11:19,937 Hell yeah. Her feet aren't even cold. 1322 01:11:20,012 --> 01:11:21,875 This is it. 1323 01:11:21,946 --> 01:11:25,241 Don't even think about how weird tomorrow's gonna be. 1324 01:11:28,445 --> 01:11:32,468 - Chris. - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1325 01:11:32,545 --> 01:11:35,068 What're you doing? Where're you going? 1326 01:11:35,146 --> 01:11:37,509 - Is everything all right? - Oh, everything's fine. 1327 01:11:37,579 --> 01:11:40,272 Yeah. You okay? You need another blanket or anything? 1328 01:11:40,345 --> 01:11:42,005 No, I'm fine. 1329 01:11:42,079 --> 01:11:45,203 You're not gonna make a move, are you? 1330 01:11:45,278 --> 01:11:47,904 - Good night, Jamie. - Good night, Chris. 1331 01:11:47,979 --> 01:11:50,774 You don't deserve a penis. 1332 01:11:53,046 --> 01:11:54,807 God, and we had this great night 1333 01:11:54,879 --> 01:11:56,902 and we were laughing 1334 01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:59,410 and we were showing each other old pictures and... 1335 01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:01,377 - Did he try anything? - No! 1336 01:12:01,445 --> 01:12:04,809 - Did you try anything? - No, but I put myself out there. 1337 01:12:04,879 --> 01:12:07,208 I mean, I wore the sexy white shirt 1338 01:12:07,278 --> 01:12:10,767 and I did the whole cold-feet move and we slept in the same bed. 1339 01:12:10,846 --> 01:12:13,621 What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, why didn't you sleep with her? 1340 01:12:13,645 --> 01:12:15,508 - Oh, I know. I had her. - I mean, are you two 1341 01:12:15,579 --> 01:12:17,568 on the same menstrual cycle yet or what? 1342 01:12:17,645 --> 01:12:21,338 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 1343 01:12:21,412 --> 01:12:23,742 Maybe I just don't compare to these L.A. Girls. 1344 01:12:23,812 --> 01:12:26,074 Look, the timing just wasn't right, you know? 1345 01:12:26,146 --> 01:12:30,544 I'm... I'm laying there. I'm about to make my move 1346 01:12:30,612 --> 01:12:32,976 and then suddenly it just hits me. 1347 01:12:33,046 --> 01:12:34,978 Where's this going? 1348 01:12:35,046 --> 01:12:37,069 What happens after we sleep together? 1349 01:12:37,145 --> 01:12:39,134 Does she move to L.A.? Do I move back here? 1350 01:12:39,212 --> 01:12:42,178 Jesus, Dude. I thought you just wanted to sleep with her. 1351 01:12:42,245 --> 01:12:44,803 Maybe he just wants to be friends. 1352 01:12:44,879 --> 01:12:47,572 Maybe he's gay. 1353 01:12:47,645 --> 01:12:50,167 I can't just sleep with Jamie Palamino. We have a history. 1354 01:12:50,245 --> 01:12:52,370 - We're... we're... we're... we're... - Friends. 1355 01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:56,344 God damn it! 1356 01:12:56,412 --> 01:12:58,571 I'm right back in high school again, you know? 1357 01:12:58,645 --> 01:13:02,338 I gotta follow my own advice. I gotta just walk away. 1358 01:13:02,412 --> 01:13:03,844 No, put me on the 3:00. 1359 01:13:03,912 --> 01:13:05,844 The sooner I get out of here, the better. 1360 01:13:05,912 --> 01:13:08,776 - You sure about this? - No. 1361 01:13:08,846 --> 01:13:11,368 ♪ When Janice smiles... ♪ 1362 01:13:11,445 --> 01:13:14,377 - Janice? - ♪ I realize ♪ 1363 01:13:14,445 --> 01:13:17,502 ♪ She's no ordinary ♪ 1364 01:13:17,579 --> 01:13:20,602 ♪ Girl. ♪ 1365 01:13:27,746 --> 01:13:30,008 Hey listen. I gotta hang out 1366 01:13:30,079 --> 01:13:31,840 with my friends over there, okay? 1367 01:13:31,912 --> 01:13:34,810 - I'll talk to you tonight. - Whoo! 1368 01:13:36,579 --> 01:13:39,841 - What's up, homies? - You tell me. 1369 01:13:39,912 --> 01:13:41,741 - What's with the nurse? - Oh, Janice. 1370 01:13:41,812 --> 01:13:44,243 Another bee in the hive, my friend, 1371 01:13:44,312 --> 01:13:47,335 - just another bee. - Well, what about Jamie? 1372 01:13:47,412 --> 01:13:49,173 What about her? I mean, hey, 1373 01:13:49,245 --> 01:13:51,734 it's great, right? Two biggest geeks back in the day 1374 01:13:51,812 --> 01:13:54,054 now finally have a shot with the hottest chick in high school? 1375 01:13:54,078 --> 01:13:56,840 - You can't write that stuff, my friend. - Hey, are you kidding me? 1376 01:13:56,912 --> 01:13:59,503 Oh, come on, man. Cut the nice guy routine. 1377 01:13:59,579 --> 01:14:01,738 I know what you're up to and I am all for it. 1378 01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:04,243 I mean it is gonna be sweet revenge on Jamie Palamino 1379 01:14:04,312 --> 01:14:06,278 for keeping us in the friend zone all those years. 1380 01:14:06,345 --> 01:14:08,937 Oh, yeah, you wish you were in the friend zone. 1381 01:14:09,012 --> 01:14:11,307 I was in the friend zone. Friend zone's mine. 1382 01:14:11,378 --> 01:14:14,242 - Dusty, popcorn's ready. - Copy that, I'm mobile. 1383 01:14:14,312 --> 01:14:16,073 - Listen, I gotta run. - The man's juice! 1384 01:14:16,145 --> 01:14:18,121 You guys have a nice time. It's been nice seeing you. 1385 01:14:18,145 --> 01:14:21,305 Have fun with Jamie. I know I will. Clark, always a pleasure. 1386 01:14:21,378 --> 01:14:23,367 - Dinkleman. - Son of a bitch. 1387 01:14:25,345 --> 01:14:27,538 So we're looking at day cares. 1388 01:14:27,612 --> 01:14:30,134 And Darla's got this one picked out for TJ and it's great. 1389 01:14:30,212 --> 01:14:32,770 And you know, don't get me wrong, I want the best for my kid. 1390 01:14:32,846 --> 01:14:34,675 I mean he deserves the best 1391 01:14:34,746 --> 01:14:38,371 but Tiny Tots is just too... oh, Mariah Carey! 1392 01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:44,077 What the hell are you doing?! 1393 01:14:44,145 --> 01:14:46,703 This is a Pontiac Grand Prix! 1394 01:14:46,779 --> 01:14:48,711 I'm sorry, okay?! 1395 01:14:48,779 --> 01:14:51,472 But I can't let Dinkleman get away with this! 1396 01:14:51,545 --> 01:14:55,272 I refuse to sit back and let Jamie get used by another asshole! 1397 01:14:55,345 --> 01:14:58,800 You could've asked! L.A. Guys are so dramatic. 1398 01:14:58,879 --> 01:15:01,344 - I'm sorry! - Okay. 1399 01:15:03,645 --> 01:15:07,509 - ♪ Christmas, Christmas... ♪ - Oh my God. 1400 01:15:07,579 --> 01:15:10,704 You know, one good snowfall and you won't see any of this. 1401 01:15:10,779 --> 01:15:14,768 ♪ Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle-ling ♪ 1402 01:15:14,846 --> 01:15:18,175 ♪ Spreading Christmas cheer. ♪ 1403 01:15:18,245 --> 01:15:20,336 Hi, Mr. Palamino. How are you? 1404 01:15:20,412 --> 01:15:22,708 Come to destroy the rest of the house? 1405 01:15:22,779 --> 01:15:25,472 Look, I'm really sorry about yesterday. 1406 01:15:25,545 --> 01:15:29,102 - Ho-ho-ho. - And that. 1407 01:15:29,178 --> 01:15:32,167 Look, I know you hate me, but I need to speak with Jamie. Where is she? 1408 01:15:32,245 --> 01:15:35,143 - She's gone off with Mr. Lee. - Dry cleaner? 1409 01:15:35,212 --> 01:15:38,508 - No. Dusty, you jackass. - Where are they? 1410 01:15:46,978 --> 01:15:51,809 - ♪ I've been workin' on the railroad... ♪ - No, Chris! This way. 1411 01:15:51,879 --> 01:15:55,208 ♪ All the livelong day ♪ 1412 01:15:55,278 --> 01:15:58,403 ♪ I've been workin' on the railroad ♪ 1413 01:15:58,479 --> 01:16:02,206 ♪ Just to pass the time away ♪ 1414 01:16:02,278 --> 01:16:06,005 ♪ Can't you hear the whistle blowing? 1415 01:16:06,078 --> 01:16:09,067 ♪ Rise so early in the morn' ♪ 1416 01:16:09,145 --> 01:16:12,600 - Dinkleman! - ♪ Can't you hear the captain shouting? ♪ 1417 01:16:12,679 --> 01:16:15,304 - Chris, what're you doing here? - I need to talk to you. 1418 01:16:18,879 --> 01:16:19,969 Dusty! 1419 01:16:21,278 --> 01:16:22,369 Yes! 1420 01:16:24,779 --> 01:16:26,621 - I really need to speak with you! - This next number 1421 01:16:26,645 --> 01:16:29,270 - is for your favorite teacher and mine. - Let's go. 1422 01:16:29,345 --> 01:16:31,470 She put this wonderful concert together for all of us. 1423 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:34,670 Give a big round of applause to Miss Jamie Palamino. 1424 01:16:36,746 --> 01:16:39,837 ♪ When Jamie smiles ♪ 1425 01:16:39,911 --> 01:16:42,070 ♪ It takes me miles ♪ 1426 01:16:44,378 --> 01:16:45,639 ♪ From where I've... ♪ 1427 01:16:45,712 --> 01:16:48,109 God, I still can't believe he wrote me that song. 1428 01:16:48,178 --> 01:16:51,235 Oh I can. He's been working on that song since high school, remember? 1429 01:16:51,312 --> 01:16:53,073 It's like the stalker's national anthem. 1430 01:16:53,145 --> 01:16:55,373 Not to mention I already heard that song today, 1431 01:16:55,445 --> 01:16:57,468 only it was Janice's eyes that made him smile. 1432 01:16:57,545 --> 01:17:00,340 - Janice? Who's Janice? - A nurse with really big boobs 1433 01:17:00,412 --> 01:17:03,810 that works at the medical center. A girl I saw him kissing earlier tonight. 1434 01:17:03,878 --> 01:17:06,504 Dusty's a Jersey player, Jamie! 1435 01:17:06,579 --> 01:17:07,976 He's out for revenge on you 1436 01:17:08,045 --> 01:17:10,011 for putting him in the friend zone in high school. 1437 01:17:10,078 --> 01:17:11,806 What are you talking about? 1438 01:17:11,878 --> 01:17:13,845 The guy's looking for the anger bang! 1439 01:17:13,911 --> 01:17:16,844 Amazing! That's exactly what he said about you. 1440 01:17:16,911 --> 01:17:19,154 - Don't you see what's happening here? - Oh, I don't know. 1441 01:17:19,178 --> 01:17:21,371 The guy's just out-playing me, that's all. 1442 01:17:21,445 --> 01:17:23,604 Oh, it's about you! Now he's out-playing you! 1443 01:17:23,679 --> 01:17:25,611 - W-what am I, a game? - No! 1444 01:17:25,679 --> 01:17:27,440 Would you guys like to join us in a carol 1445 01:17:27,512 --> 01:17:30,205 - to celebrate the birth of our Lord? - No! 1446 01:17:34,512 --> 01:17:38,308 My God, don't! Dusty! Don't! 1447 01:17:38,378 --> 01:17:40,742 - Dinkleman! - What is the matter with you? 1448 01:17:40,812 --> 01:17:42,801 This is a Christmas concert for children! 1449 01:17:42,878 --> 01:17:45,436 - You liar! - Suckster's not your boyfriend, is he? 1450 01:17:45,512 --> 01:17:48,909 - No, he's not! - 'Cause we like Dusty. 1451 01:17:48,978 --> 01:17:51,137 Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! 1452 01:17:51,212 --> 01:17:52,939 Dusty! Dusty! Dusty...! 1453 01:17:54,845 --> 01:17:57,334 I'm being framed! I'm being framed! 1454 01:17:58,612 --> 01:18:01,635 - Dusty! - Dinkleman! 1455 01:18:01,712 --> 01:18:04,678 Man, when you come back to town, you come back to town! 1456 01:18:06,201 --> 01:18:08,473 Look, don't sweat it. 1457 01:18:08,545 --> 01:18:10,568 W-w-we'll go to The Maple tonight 1458 01:18:10,645 --> 01:18:12,270 You can apologize to Jamie 1459 01:18:12,345 --> 01:18:15,799 and everything will be just... just peachy. 1460 01:18:15,878 --> 01:18:18,174 Okay, yep, good. Thanks, Clark, for everything. 1461 01:18:18,245 --> 01:18:20,643 See you in another 10 years. Guess not. 1462 01:18:22,845 --> 01:18:25,243 How'd it go with Jamie last night? You boink her? 1463 01:18:25,312 --> 01:18:27,642 That would be a no. 1464 01:18:27,712 --> 01:18:29,973 Raise you hand if your brother's a homo! 1465 01:18:31,312 --> 01:18:33,710 All right. Keep in touch! 1466 01:18:38,145 --> 01:18:42,441 You believe that? Not one taxi, not one. 1467 01:18:42,512 --> 01:18:44,977 Stupid town. I gotta take the bus! 1468 01:18:45,045 --> 01:18:46,636 Dude, bus sucks! 1469 01:18:48,278 --> 01:18:51,301 Yes! I am outta here! 1470 01:18:53,145 --> 01:18:56,975 So long, Sucktown! Kiss my ass! 1471 01:18:58,612 --> 01:19:01,043 Hey, Mr. Bus Driver Man. 1472 01:19:01,112 --> 01:19:02,771 Hey... 1473 01:19:02,845 --> 01:19:06,334 pull my finger. Come on, pull my finger. 1474 01:19:28,878 --> 01:19:32,276 - Aw! - Yoo-hoo! 1475 01:19:32,345 --> 01:19:35,777 - Great. - Jamie! 1476 01:19:35,845 --> 01:19:38,471 - Whoa, miss, miss. W-w-whoa. - What? What, what, wha... 1477 01:19:38,545 --> 01:19:40,854 - what, Chris? What do you want? - I just want to apologize. 1478 01:19:40,878 --> 01:19:42,741 I'm sorry. I was out of line, okay? 1479 01:19:42,811 --> 01:19:45,141 - You're an asshole. - Oh, my... I was... 1480 01:19:45,212 --> 01:19:47,701 I'm gonna get you a cab and take you home. 1481 01:19:47,778 --> 01:19:50,903 - She's so sensitive! - You blew it. I'm winning. 1482 01:19:50,978 --> 01:19:53,240 - You're the Devil. - So go ahead, just go sleep it off. 1483 01:19:53,312 --> 01:19:55,301 You'll be right as rain in the morning, brother. 1484 01:19:55,378 --> 01:19:58,242 Chris, you're drunk! Go home! 1485 01:19:58,312 --> 01:20:00,834 I'm not drunk. What's this? 1486 01:20:03,292 --> 01:20:04,428 "Simply Dusty" 1487 01:20:05,345 --> 01:20:07,334 Is there any other kind? That's adorable. 1488 01:20:07,412 --> 01:20:09,344 Do you know what else is adorable? You two. 1489 01:20:09,412 --> 01:20:12,276 Hey! Stop bringing Dusty into your problems, okay? 1490 01:20:12,345 --> 01:20:14,277 Dusty and I are fine. 1491 01:20:14,345 --> 01:20:16,936 - Dusty and I are friends. - Right! 1492 01:20:17,011 --> 01:20:19,772 - Not for too long, I hope. - Yeah... 1493 01:20:19,845 --> 01:20:21,277 Wait, what? 1494 01:20:21,345 --> 01:20:23,174 Slow down. What did you just say? 1495 01:20:23,245 --> 01:20:25,438 Jamie, listen, I've been meaning to talk to you. 1496 01:20:25,512 --> 01:20:27,444 L... about our relationship. 1497 01:20:27,512 --> 01:20:30,069 Maybe we could take the next step or something? 1498 01:20:30,145 --> 01:20:31,611 Dusty, can I be honest with you? 1499 01:20:31,678 --> 01:20:34,304 - I think you're a really nice guy. - Thank you. 1500 01:20:34,378 --> 01:20:36,640 I think you're funny and charming and sweet, 1501 01:20:36,711 --> 01:20:39,700 and I just don't have those feelings for you. 1502 01:20:39,778 --> 01:20:41,642 - You're kidding. - No. 1503 01:20:46,245 --> 01:20:49,336 Okay, 'cause... cause I wrote you that song and everything, 1504 01:20:49,412 --> 01:20:51,241 you know, and I worked really hard on it 1505 01:20:51,312 --> 01:20:53,620 and what kind of girl would you be if you didn't put out for the guy that wrote 1506 01:20:53,644 --> 01:20:55,634 you that song, you know what mean? 1507 01:20:58,078 --> 01:21:00,544 F-this. I'm mobile. 1508 01:21:06,145 --> 01:21:08,407 I'm gonna miss him! 1509 01:21:10,178 --> 01:21:11,636 What? 1510 01:21:15,178 --> 01:21:17,110 Get off me, Chris! Why are you here? 1511 01:21:17,178 --> 01:21:18,871 Why do you keep messing with my head? 1512 01:21:18,945 --> 01:21:20,934 I messed with your head for three days. 1513 01:21:21,011 --> 01:21:23,977 You've been torturing me since the sixth grade! 1514 01:21:24,045 --> 01:21:25,806 So that's what this is about? 1515 01:21:25,878 --> 01:21:28,639 Because I wouldn't screw you in high school? Get over yourself! 1516 01:21:28,711 --> 01:21:32,109 Oh, after years of you being the biggest tease, 1517 01:21:32,178 --> 01:21:34,735 trust me, I'm so over myself. 1518 01:21:34,811 --> 01:21:36,437 Oh, so now I'm the tease. 1519 01:21:36,512 --> 01:21:38,034 I practically throw myself at you 1520 01:21:38,112 --> 01:21:39,702 the other night and you did nothing! 1521 01:21:39,778 --> 01:21:43,336 And now you know how it feels. 1522 01:21:43,412 --> 01:21:45,275 I'm outta here. 1523 01:21:45,345 --> 01:21:47,640 Yeah, there you go. Just walk away like you always do! 1524 01:21:47,711 --> 01:21:49,371 Oh, no no no. I'm-I'm not walking away. 1525 01:21:49,445 --> 01:21:51,468 I'm running back to my great life in L.A.! 1526 01:21:51,545 --> 01:21:53,942 - Great. Well, have fun. - Oh, you have fun... 1527 01:21:54,011 --> 01:21:56,204 being the girl who peaked in high school. 1528 01:21:57,386 --> 01:21:59,210 You slap like a cheerleader. 1529 01:21:59,278 --> 01:22:01,403 Bye, Chris. 1530 01:22:03,278 --> 01:22:05,244 And stay out! 1531 01:22:10,312 --> 01:22:11,937 I've always wanted to say that. 1532 01:23:22,278 --> 01:23:23,766 How did you get in here? 1533 01:23:23,845 --> 01:23:26,141 My bodyguard let me in. 1534 01:23:26,212 --> 01:23:28,837 I was making cookies. 1535 01:23:28,911 --> 01:23:30,570 Oh, I was trying to be all domesticated 1536 01:23:30,644 --> 01:23:32,872 like that skank you were banging behind my back. 1537 01:23:32,945 --> 01:23:34,434 Please leave me alone. 1538 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:37,444 No, sh-sh-sh-sh! 1539 01:23:37,511 --> 01:23:39,137 Hugs and kisses! 1540 01:23:39,212 --> 01:23:42,507 It's all good, baby, it's all good. 1541 01:23:42,578 --> 01:23:45,635 By making me jealous on purpose you inspire me to write the best songs, 1542 01:23:45,711 --> 01:23:47,439 you know, full of angst and hate! 1543 01:23:47,511 --> 01:23:50,239 You like that. You and I are gonna be 1544 01:23:50,312 --> 01:23:52,301 the greatest musical manager team 1545 01:23:52,378 --> 01:23:54,707 since Jessica Simpson and her father... 1546 01:23:54,778 --> 01:23:56,801 only we get to "mreow" and they can't, 1547 01:23:56,878 --> 01:23:59,344 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up. 1548 01:23:59,412 --> 01:24:03,003 This is the new and improved "Forgiveness." 1549 01:24:09,078 --> 01:24:12,805 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1550 01:24:12,878 --> 01:24:16,038 ♪ Is more than sayin' sorry ♪ 1551 01:24:16,112 --> 01:24:18,543 Are you sorry? Ha ha! 1552 01:24:20,312 --> 01:24:22,244 ♪ Forgiveness. ♪ 1553 01:24:24,911 --> 01:24:26,604 - No. - No? 1554 01:24:26,678 --> 01:24:29,610 - No more. - But I've forgiven you! 1555 01:24:29,678 --> 01:24:31,803 - It's just like the song... - Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh... 1556 01:24:31,878 --> 01:24:35,174 This isn't about you. 1557 01:24:35,245 --> 01:24:37,608 It's cool, you can have other girls. I like girls. 1558 01:24:37,678 --> 01:24:39,473 Darla! 1559 01:24:39,544 --> 01:24:41,669 I don't want other girls. 1560 01:24:41,745 --> 01:24:43,336 I want one girl. 1561 01:24:44,678 --> 01:24:46,701 - That's not you. - Hmph. 1562 01:24:52,312 --> 01:24:53,777 Look. I'll call... 1563 01:24:56,678 --> 01:24:58,144 Ouch. 1564 01:25:02,178 --> 01:25:04,507 - Why don't you like me? - It's a little hard to answer 1565 01:25:04,578 --> 01:25:06,510 with a taser in my balls! 1566 01:25:06,578 --> 01:25:09,340 This is about Santa's little whore, isn't it? 1567 01:25:13,011 --> 01:25:14,977 Yeah, it's go time. 1568 01:25:15,045 --> 01:25:16,341 Hey, hey, hey! It's not go time! 1569 01:25:16,411 --> 01:25:18,344 This isn't how it works, Samantha. 1570 01:25:18,411 --> 01:25:21,866 You can't force or-or torture someone into liking you. 1571 01:25:21,945 --> 01:25:23,501 The big speech. 1572 01:25:23,578 --> 01:25:25,306 No! You just have to put yourself out there 1573 01:25:25,377 --> 01:25:26,309 and hope that they like you back. 1574 01:25:26,377 --> 01:25:28,434 This isn't a game! This is my life! 1575 01:25:28,511 --> 01:25:30,374 Oh, yeah, well, this is my life! 1576 01:25:30,444 --> 01:25:32,308 Okay? I'm sorry. 1577 01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:35,400 I'm not the most boring person ever! 1578 01:25:35,478 --> 01:25:37,172 Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor! 1579 01:25:38,212 --> 01:25:39,973 I'm sorry... 1580 01:25:40,045 --> 01:25:43,374 I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass! 1581 01:25:43,444 --> 01:25:46,138 I'm sorry I'm not... where're you going? 1582 01:25:46,212 --> 01:25:50,837 ♪ Missed the last train home ♪ 1583 01:25:54,312 --> 01:25:59,710 ♪ Birds pass by to tell me that I'm not alone ♪ 1584 01:25:59,778 --> 01:26:03,108 ♪ Well, I'm pushing myself to finish this part... ♪ 1585 01:26:03,178 --> 01:26:04,700 Hey! Hey, where is she? 1586 01:26:04,778 --> 01:26:09,506 ♪ I handle a lot walking on this ♪ 1587 01:26:09,578 --> 01:26:12,772 ♪ It's in your eyes, open your eyes ♪ 1588 01:26:12,845 --> 01:26:16,709 ♪ Open eyes, open your eyes ♪ 1589 01:26:16,778 --> 01:26:18,471 ♪ Open your eyes ♪ 1590 01:26:18,544 --> 01:26:20,407 ♪ Open your eyes. ♪ 1591 01:26:20,478 --> 01:26:22,410 Hi. 1592 01:26:22,478 --> 01:26:24,671 Jamie. Look, Jamie! 1593 01:26:26,511 --> 01:26:28,602 I said a lot of really crappy things the other night 1594 01:26:28,678 --> 01:26:31,644 and I'm sorry about that. 1595 01:26:31,711 --> 01:26:34,177 I haven't been a very good friend to you and I'm sorry, okay? 1596 01:26:34,245 --> 01:26:38,234 I just... the truth is I'm-I'm afraid to be your friend 1597 01:26:38,311 --> 01:26:40,175 'cause I'm always gonna want more. 1598 01:26:41,278 --> 01:26:42,937 But then I got to thinking that-that 1599 01:26:43,011 --> 01:26:45,772 I'd rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all. 1600 01:26:49,178 --> 01:26:51,110 You know what? That's a lie too. 1601 01:26:55,478 --> 01:26:57,307 Why are you back here? 1602 01:26:59,277 --> 01:27:01,107 Because I want to take you on a date. 1603 01:27:03,112 --> 01:27:05,907 And I don't care if it's in the day or at night 1604 01:27:05,978 --> 01:27:09,341 or whenever, as long as it's a real date. 1605 01:27:09,411 --> 01:27:12,673 And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are inside and out. 1606 01:27:13,778 --> 01:27:15,971 And I want to have babies with you 1607 01:27:16,045 --> 01:27:19,068 and I want to marry you and I love you. 1608 01:27:20,478 --> 01:27:22,569 Jamie, I always have. 1609 01:27:28,678 --> 01:27:30,803 Sorry. Just,... 1610 01:27:30,878 --> 01:27:32,844 20 years all at once! 1611 01:27:55,112 --> 01:27:56,135 Unbelievable! 1612 01:27:56,212 --> 01:27:58,268 Suckster's making out with Mrs. P! 1613 01:27:58,344 --> 01:28:00,537 What is she thinking? 1614 01:28:00,611 --> 01:28:03,736 - Hey, Sarah, do you want my last cookie? - Oh, thanks, Brett! 1615 01:28:03,811 --> 01:28:05,936 Joey, do you want some of my cookie? 1616 01:28:06,011 --> 01:28:07,601 Don't mind if I do. 1617 01:28:07,678 --> 01:28:10,838 - You're such a good friend, Brett. - The bestest! 1618 01:28:12,277 --> 01:28:13,277 Shit! 1619 01:28:13,411 --> 01:28:16,037 ♪ I swear ♪ 1620 01:28:16,112 --> 01:28:19,044 ♪ By the moon and the stars ♪ 1621 01:28:19,112 --> 01:28:21,907 ♪ In the skies ♪ 1622 01:28:21,978 --> 01:28:24,773 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1623 01:28:24,845 --> 01:28:27,504 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1624 01:28:27,578 --> 01:28:29,635 ♪ Like the shadow ♪ 1625 01:28:29,711 --> 01:28:33,609 ♪ That's by your side ♪ 1626 01:28:33,678 --> 01:28:37,042 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1627 01:28:37,112 --> 01:28:40,236 ♪ For better or worse ♪ 1628 01:28:40,311 --> 01:28:43,209 ♪ Till death do us part ♪ 1629 01:28:43,277 --> 01:28:48,369 ♪ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ♪ 1630 01:28:48,444 --> 01:28:51,933 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1631 01:29:02,145 --> 01:29:05,702 ♪ I'll give you everything ♪ 1632 01:29:05,778 --> 01:29:07,903 ♪ I can ♪ 1633 01:29:07,978 --> 01:29:09,841 ♪ I'll build your dreams ♪ 1634 01:29:09,911 --> 01:29:13,468 ♪ With these two hands ♪ 1635 01:29:13,544 --> 01:29:16,271 ♪ We'll hang some memories ♪ 1636 01:29:16,344 --> 01:29:20,107 ♪ On the walls ♪ 1637 01:29:20,177 --> 01:29:22,643 - ♪ And when ♪ - ♪ And when ♪ 1638 01:29:22,711 --> 01:29:27,643 ♪ Just the two of us are there ♪ 1639 01:29:27,711 --> 01:29:30,007 ♪ You won't have to ask ♪ 1640 01:29:30,078 --> 01:29:33,669 ♪ If I still care ♪ 1641 01:29:33,745 --> 01:29:37,302 ♪ 'Cause as the time turns the page ♪ 1642 01:29:37,377 --> 01:29:42,537 ♪ My love won't age at all ♪ 1643 01:29:42,611 --> 01:29:45,702 - ♪ And I swear ♪ - ♪ And I swear ♪ 1644 01:29:45,778 --> 01:29:48,608 ♪ By the moon and the stars ♪ 1645 01:29:48,678 --> 01:29:51,405 ♪ In the skies ♪ 1646 01:29:51,478 --> 01:29:54,501 - ♪ I'll be there ♪ - ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1647 01:29:54,578 --> 01:29:57,169 - ♪ And I swear ♪ - ♪ And I swear ♪ 1648 01:29:57,244 --> 01:30:02,871 ♪ Like the shadow that's by your side ♪ 1649 01:30:02,945 --> 01:30:06,536 - ♪ I'll be there ♪ - ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1650 01:30:06,611 --> 01:30:09,372 ♪ For better or worse ♪ 1651 01:30:09,444 --> 01:30:12,205 ♪ Till death do us part ♪ 1652 01:30:12,277 --> 01:30:17,608 ♪ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ♪ 1653 01:30:17,678 --> 01:30:21,337 - ♪ And I swear ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1654 01:30:31,945 --> 01:30:34,410 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1655 01:30:34,478 --> 01:30:37,535 ♪ By the moon and the stars ♪ 1656 01:30:37,611 --> 01:30:40,099 ♪ In the skies ♪ 1657 01:30:40,177 --> 01:30:43,166 - ♪ I'll be there ♪ - ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1658 01:30:43,244 --> 01:30:45,836 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1659 01:30:45,911 --> 01:30:47,934 ♪ Like the shadow ♪ 1660 01:30:48,011 --> 01:30:51,875 - ♪ That's by your side ♪ - ♪ That's by your side ♪ 1661 01:30:51,945 --> 01:30:55,172 - ♪ I'll be there ♪ - ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1662 01:30:55,244 --> 01:30:58,608 - ♪ For better or worse ♪ - ♪ Better or worse ♪ 1663 01:30:58,678 --> 01:31:01,473 - ♪ Till death do us part ♪ - ♪ Oh no ♪ 1664 01:31:01,544 --> 01:31:06,704 ♪ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ♪ 1665 01:31:06,778 --> 01:31:09,767 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1666 01:31:09,845 --> 01:31:12,902 ♪ I swear ♪ 1667 01:31:12,978 --> 01:31:17,808 ♪ Oh, whoa, I... ♪ 1668 01:31:17,878 --> 01:31:21,003 ♪ Swear. ♪ 1669 01:31:21,077 --> 01:31:22,100 Mike! 1670 01:31:31,845 --> 01:31:34,936 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1671 01:31:36,177 --> 01:31:39,575 ♪ Is more than saying sorry ♪ 1672 01:31:39,644 --> 01:31:43,599 ♪ Sorry sorry sorry ♪ 1673 01:31:43,678 --> 01:31:47,804 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1674 01:31:47,878 --> 01:31:51,742 ♪ Means accepting people's flaws ♪ 1675 01:31:51,811 --> 01:31:56,743 ♪ Flaws flaws flaws ♪ 1676 01:31:56,811 --> 01:31:59,299 ♪ To forgive is divine ♪ 1677 01:31:59,377 --> 01:32:02,901 ♪ So let's have a glass of wine ♪ 1678 01:32:02,977 --> 01:32:05,569 ♪ And have makeup sex ♪ 1679 01:32:05,644 --> 01:32:07,576 ♪ Until the end of ♪ 1680 01:32:07,644 --> 01:32:10,576 ♪ Time ♪ 1681 01:32:14,010 --> 01:32:18,272 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1682 01:32:18,344 --> 01:32:21,777 ♪ Does not mean compromising ♪ 1683 01:32:26,311 --> 01:32:29,106 ♪ Let's forgive and forget ♪ 1684 01:32:29,177 --> 01:32:32,302 ♪ And solve this African debt ♪ 1685 01:32:32,377 --> 01:32:35,343 ♪ Just like the Cheshire Cat ♪ 1686 01:32:35,411 --> 01:32:38,809 ♪ Who says, "Mreow! You're running out of time!" ♪ 1687 01:32:38,878 --> 01:32:43,901 ♪ Time time time time time, wreeow! ♪ 1688 01:33:10,611 --> 01:33:12,099 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1689 01:33:12,177 --> 01:33:14,040 You'll always be fat to me, Chris! 1690 01:33:16,944 --> 01:33:18,342 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1691 01:33:18,411 --> 01:33:20,968 God damn it! Come on, Dusty. 1692 01:33:23,010 --> 01:33:24,942 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1693 01:33:25,010 --> 01:33:27,442 Not happy! 1694 01:33:29,010 --> 01:33:30,999 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1695 01:33:31,077 --> 01:33:36,009 Hello, Joyce? Joyce? 1696 01:33:36,077 --> 01:33:37,975 Oh my God! 1697 01:33:41,144 --> 01:33:44,201 Then said Jesus, "Father, forgive them 1698 01:33:44,277 --> 01:33:47,471 for they know not what they do." 1699 01:33:47,544 --> 01:33:51,237 If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others? 1700 01:33:51,311 --> 01:33:52,834 I won't apologize. 1701 01:33:52,910 --> 01:33:54,706 I don't forgive you. 1702 01:33:54,778 --> 01:33:57,801 You can forgive, but you can't forget. 1703 01:33:59,044 --> 01:34:01,010 Where are you? 1704 01:34:05,411 --> 01:34:08,138 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 125581