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Welcome to AirCanada nonstop service,

Toronto to Paris.

Ourflying time today

is an estimated 7 hours, 20 minutes.

Please check that your seat belt is fastened

and that yourchairback is in the upright position.

We'll be taking off shortly.

Kate?

Yes?

Are you prepared to have a pleasant flight?

Yes.

Tell me, Kate, what are you thinking about?

Twisted steel.

Ball offire.

A naked baby screaming for his mother.

Kate, what happened to yourlittlestone cottage?

Picture it now.

O.K.

O.K.

Ohh, my God!

And don't forget yourtakeoff mantra.

What are the words you chant softly in yourhead?

We're going down! We're going down!

We're going down! We're going down!

Kate...

O.K.

O.K.

O.K.

# I love Paris in the springtime #

# I love--#

Hello? Hello?

I really thinkyou gave me the wrong mantra.

Oh?

I don't love Paris, I don't like the French,

and I don't want to go on this trip.

Oh...God, no!

Kate,you can do this.

I can't do this!

I don't belong on this airplane!

Let me out of here!

I don't want to die!

Who-ohhh!

Kate,yourfull refund.

Thankyou.

You can get the money back

on my ticket.

Money's not the issue, Kate.

I wanted you to come with me to exper--what?

Is that them?

I don't want to see my family tonight.

You neverdo.

Have you noticed how, since we're engaged,

they don't knock anymore?

They love you.

My family gives me

an unsigned birthday card.

Kate, come with me.

I'll give you 10 milligrams of valium,

a shot of Stoli,

and we'll be there before you knowit.

Howcan you not want to go to Paris?

You're a history teacher.

Shame on you.

Charlie, the French--

You knowthey hate us.

They smoke.

They have a whole relationship

to dairy products, which I don't understand.

Kate, something's wrong

with the cable!

Is the box set on three?

Aweekin Paris with the man you love?

Suture demonstrations.

Midnight strolls?

Medicare meetings.

The Eiffel Tower.

The Eiffel Tower...

I'd love to see the Eiffel Tower.

O.K. then.

Great.

I'm not supposed to leave the country

Until my immigration interview.

I'm taking that.

No, no. No,you're not.

Make something up.

Tell them yourcousin Bridget

fell in the Seine.

They'll find out

I have no cousin Bridget

and deport me.

Like the one time I smoked pot--

I didn't want to,

I had a horrible time,

and Ronny Templeton's little brother

called the police, and we got arrested.

The one time I ever did anything illegal.

Bure drops it in...

They put cheese on both pizzas.

Herb, this is you-- you didn't check

Take it back

You knowKate hates cheese.

I'll pickit off.

Here's a list of stuff I want.

Forget it. Kate's not going.

- I'm not going. -Why not?

Is it the French thing?

No, it's the flying thing.

It's not the French thing orthe flying thing.

I'm not supposed to travel

until my Canadian citizenship clears.

Hon, we got to move it.

Oh, Kate, I almost forgot--

The Merediths

have put their house on the market.

Why are we looking at a house we can't afford?

Charlie, there's something I have to tellyou.

Since I turned 21,

I've been putting money aside every week

into a savings account,

which I then rolled into high-yield term deposits

Wh-what are you talking about?

I've made us a nest egg.

Howmany eggs?

45,782 eggs.

Why didn't you tell me this before?

I wanted it to be a surprise.

It's a surprise.

It's a big surprise.

So, with a little help from your parents,

we could probably afford this.

My whole life is passing before my eyes,

and we don't even have children yet.

Hey.

Huh?

Hey.

Come to Paris with me.

Hi. Right on time.

Saved me from the news.

Bonsoir, ch�rie.

Hey. Hi, how's it going?

Good. It's just one conference afteranother,

But this city-- it's amazing, Kate.

It's so beautiful, it just casts a spell.

Howwas dinner?

Mmm! They used this sauce--

It had a taste I neverexperienced.

C'�tait incroyable.!

The sauces have to be incroyables

to cover up the horse meat.

I sawthis segment on 60 minutes...

You keep watching all those

you'll neverleave the house.

Hey!

Hey. I can't talk

I'm with the guys at this hip club.

I can't hearyou.

Sweetie pie, we need to talk about the house.

I promise you, tomorrow.

I got to go, hon. Love you. bye.

I talked to the broker

and told herwe are ready to make an offer

as soon as I talk to Charlie.

You guys are crazy.

I'm never buying a house

oranything else worth anything.

Why not?

Because you thinkyou own something like that,

when, really, it winds up owning you.

It becomes yourlife,

and then one night,

someone leaves theircigarette,

and it all burns.

Honey, hello?

Kate? Kate?

Yeah, it's me, Charlie.

Are you all right? Is something wrong?

No...yeah... something's happened.

What? Wh-What's wrong?

Oh, Kate... Kate, I'm just...

I'm just so happy, you know?

I'm just so happy

and so...

fucked up.

I fucked up, definitely.

Uh, but it's destiny, Kate.

That's what it is.

Wha-What are you saying? What's destiny?

Destiny...oh, Kate. Well, I met this woman,

this apparition, this goddesse.

Goddesse?

It's french for "goddess,"

and so is she. She's French.

I've never, everfelt this way before.

I feel I could do anything.

I could rule the world,

climb the highest mountain.

I could walkinto a men's room and pee,

even with some big guy waiting behind me.

Wha-What? What are you saying?

Charlie, are you, uh...

Kate, I'm not coming back

I'm in love...Kate.

Love, like in a sonnet

orin a movie...

or...like a...

like...love.

I'm sorry, Kate.

I'm so sorry.

Charlie?

Welcome to AirCanada nonstop service,

Toronto to Paris.

Ourflying time today

is an estimated 7 hours, 20 minutes.

Please makesure that yourseat belt is fastened

and yourchairback is in the upright position.

We'll be taking off shortly.

We hope you have a pleasant flight.

ye veux simplement voir votre carte d'embarquement.

Ecoutez. Mon sige est l-bas...

cot� du couloir, l-bas.!

Ahh.! Voila.! Ma carte.

Vous etes contente?

Oh, merde.!

Vous avez la 33-b.

Un petit peu plus loin.

Au milieu?

Oh!

Tenez, monsieur.

D'accord.

# I hate Paris in the springtime #

# I hate Paris in the fall #

# I hate Paris #

# In the summer when it sizzles #

# I hate Paris #

# In the winter when it drizzles #

# I hate Paris #

# Oh, why, oh, why do I hate Paris? #

# Because my love is there #

# With his slut girlfriend ##

This is my first time flying.

I'm just kind of nervous.

First time.

Do you speak any english?

Didn't yourmother

everteach you about staring?

What do you think-- the plane will crash

and we are on the ground in a thousand pieces dead?

I promise you, ifit happens,

you won't feel a thing.

You're French, aren't you?

Luc Teyssier.

Howhave you got around yourwhole life?

Ordo you just stay in your house

with the doors locked?

I get around as nature intended--

in a car.

Nous rappelons nos voyageurs

que l'usage d'appareils �lectroniques

est interdit durant le d�collage de l'appareil.

What was that?

What did she say?

That sounded serious.

The pilot says there is a crackin the engine,

but he take off anyway.

Ladies and gentlemen,

please rememberthat the use of cellularphones

and other electronic devices

is forbidden during takeoff.

I don't know

what they taught you in France,

but rude and interesting

are not the same thing.

Ohh! God!

Oh!

We hope you enjoy the flight.

O.K., O.K., O.K...

O.K., O.K...

Folks, we're third in line

fortakeoff,

so just relax.

Weshould be in the air in just a couple of minutes.

I've almost got the stone cottage going.

Could you please stop looking at me?

Is incredible.

Wha-- What?

Yourevery muscle in your body is tense,

even the lids ofyoureyes.

Your nostrils are-- are closing up.

Howdo you do that?

Me, I love to fly, especially this moment--

the plane getting ready to charge the runway,

the engines screaming, the pressure building,

the force ofit slams you backin the seat,

and then, whoosh-- you are in the air.

Everything else is behind you.

There's only one other place in life

where I feel this kind of exhilaration.

Oh,yeah? Where's that?

Oh, no, no, no. Don't tell me.

Just let me guess.

Flight attendants, prepare fortakeoff.

Oh, God.

I don't think I can do this.

Did you everthink

that maybe it is not the airplane?

What's not the airplane?

That maybe it is something else

you are afraid of.

What?

Must I say it?

Can I stop you?

It is obvious to me. I knowyourtype.

What type is that?

You're afraid to really live.

Oh, God.

You are afraid oflife.

You are afraid oflove.

You are afraid of sex.

That is ridiculous.

I can tell from yourface and howyou dress

with yourlittle white buttons

all the way up to here.

In bed,you are waiting underthe covers,

the light is going off,

and then, like a rabbit...

What?

What is the matter with you?

You don't knowme.

I knowthat you are afraid...

You don't know what I do,

and Charlie nevercomplained.

Stop that.

There were a fewmonths

where I didn't feel like it.

That was a long time ago,

and I was in between teaching jobs. Yes.

Foryou to sit there

with that smug expression

and tell me that I have a problem

with my life and my Charlie

is insane.

You're just some nicotine-saturated--

and, sorry to say, hygiene-deficient--

Frenchman!

Ah. Look..

what a fantastic view, huh?

Now, ifyou will excuse me,

I must go do as nature intended.

Pardon, monsieur.

Sir, I'm sorry, there's no smoking on this plane.

OK, then can I have two glasses with ice?

Excuse me. Can I askyou something?

I-It's Luke, isn't it?

Luc.

Luc.

No, not Luc Luc.

Luc?

You want to askme something, or no?

No. Forget it.

I forget already.

Did you mean all that stuffyou said,

orwere you just trying to angerme?

Do I looklike the kind of person

that doesn't know howto have a good time?

Uh,you were howold when you lost it?

It? What it?

You know--it. Your, uh, flower.

My flower--oh.

My floweris none ofyour business.

I askyou because some people,

they rush toward the fateful moment,

their bodies bursting to discover.

Others, they guard it like some precious gift,

and they wait and wait.

You, I suppose, rushed.

Like a bull.

I have a clear picture in my mind.

Ayoung bull.

Howyoung?

13.

13?

No,you are right.

I was 12. Magda.

She was putain--

a, uh...prostitute.

She lived just outside of my town,

just by a little bridge.

She was, uh... not beautiful,

but she had this mouth.

Oh, there was another world waiting there.

But I did not have the money forthe kissing.

Only forthe, uh... you know.

I don't understand.

To kiss a prostitute, it costs more.

It has always been.

Oh, well, that makes sense.

A kiss is so... so intimate.

You could probably disconnect

from everything else, but a kiss...

Two people's lips together,

and their breath,

a little bit oftheirsouls...

A-All I mean is that a kiss

is where the romance is.

Oui that is what I thought backthen,

so I stole 50 francs from my brotherAntoine,

and I went back

and I kissed Magda for half an hour.

It was very good.

Nowyou.

Nowme what?

It is yourturn.

I tellyou, nowyou tell me.

I am all ears.

All right. Yeah, uh...

No, I didn't-- I, uh...

I didn't rush-- you were right--

but I didn't hide from it, either.

I wanted it to be great.

I was, uh...18.

Jeffthe jock

My basement. Valentine's day.

yeopardy.! in the background.

It's a game show on TV.

Mm-hmm.yeopardy.! We have it.

Jeff said it would last longer

with the showon to distract him.

He got all the answers wrong

except forsports.

By double jeopardy!, he was done.

By finaljeopardy!,

he was on his way home, so...

Yeah, the first time was bad,

but since then, it's been mainly good,

and then I found somebody special,

so it was great.

Could I askyou something?

Do you believe in love--

the kind that lasts forever?

I loved my mother.

No. Everybody loves theirmother,

Even people who hate theirmothers.

Is one man meant forone woman?

That is the question.

It is not an interesting question.

It is the question of a little girl

who believes in fairy tales.

It's an everyone question--

one that everybody thinks

they have the answerto,

until, one day, something happens.

Something happened?

Look I understand. I understand.

One love foryou

would be like having to eat home

forthe rest ofyourlife...

and you probably like to go out

to a different restaurant

every chance you get.

Oh!

Careful, now.

What's that?

It is nothing.

Are you hiding something?

I have to go.

Pardonnez-moi.

I have to go again.

Again?

Parfait.

Tu vas bien?

Voila. Bonsoir.

Ah, bon.

Whew...

Why'd you let me drink so much?

Me? I did not let you do anything.

You did it yourself.

And I will give you a ride into Paris, O.K.?

It will save you a lot of money, believe me.

Afterwhat we have been through together...

Where are you staying?

George V.

"Nothing to declare." That is you.

Me, they're going to stop.

They always do.

I meet you outside-- one minute maximum.

S'il vous plait?

Your passport and plane ticket.

Would you open your bag?

Wait forme.

That won't be necessary.

What are you doing here?

Don't you think a cop gets a vacation?

Give him back his papers.

Look..there's Louise.

I need a taxi to the George Vin Paris.

I'll callyou Monday. We'll have a drink

Why wait till Monday?

I've got something...

Nevermind...let's go.

Papa, why are you looking through the man's things?

The same reason I look through your room when you're asleep.

To protect my loved ones from themselves.

You won't find anything in there.

Are you really a thief?

Me?

Daddy says you saved his life.

It's true. You see this little scar?

Luc stopped it from going all the way over here.

He's no criminal. That's what I keep telling him.

To the left, Louise.

Oui, madame?

Yes, uh Bonjour.

Uh, do you speak any English?

Of course. This is the George V,

not some backpacker's hovel.

Hovel?

Of course not.

Could you tell me which room

Charlie Lytton is staying in, please?

Dr. Charles Lytton. He's expecting me.

I'm afraid...no.

No?

No, madame.

Perhaps madame could try the courtesy phone.

Well, madame has tried the courtesy phone.

Do not disturb.

Ah.

Look Ijust spent

seven hours on an airplane

crossing an ocean.

I'm tired, and I'm hungry,

and Ijust want to see my fianc�.

Now, are you going to help me?

It is my duty to vigorously safeguard

the privacy of our guests,

and if our guests need safeguarding

from theirown fianc�es,

well, afterall, unlike some countries,

France is not a nation of puritanical hypocrites.

Hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Ijust gave you 100 francs.

Oui, madame,

and i tookit. merci.

Ifthere is anything else I can do,

please let me know.

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

You are American, no?

Forthe moment.

Well, forgive me forintruding,

but I sawyou sitting here,

looking a little sad.

Why should such a beautiful woman

look so sad, I asked myself.

Have you got an hour?

As a matteroffact,

always.

Let me help you to forget yoursadness.

Rememberyou are in Paris,

city oflove.

Can I askyou something?

Of course.

Can you urinate

with someone standing right behind you?

I think I could manage it.

Are you going to be the someone?

Me? No. That's not what I meant.

So...

you would like that I arrange

forsomeone else to stand next to me?

It could be arranged.

Perhaps Pierre, Monique...

You have the face of an angel,

but I'm delighted to find the mind is a little devil.

Hey, hey,

look mister,

this will get you nowhere.

I'm waiting to meet my fianc�.

If he sees you bothering me,

even talking to me,

he'll walk right over here--

What are you doing here? You only workthe metro.

No more. With this suit, I'm a newman.

Charlie?

Ooh...

Hey,you said you'd give me a ride.

You said-- where are we?

Your hotel.

I take you to your room.

I don't have a room.

Someone has taken my room,

someone in 4-inch heels, a red dress...

Oh, my God.

My bags.

What?

My bags are gone.

What? They can't be gone.

Howcan they?

Why look underthere?

I didn't lose my keys. I lost my suitcase!

Wh-Where did you put them down?

I fainted right there.

Oh, my money, my passport, my vitamins...

May I be of service?

Ou sont ses baggages?

Monsieur,je nesais pas ce qui s'est pass�.

Vous me dites que les baggages de madame...

You tell him!

Howcould you let this happen?

What is your problem?

They're my bags!

Uh, I am upset because it is my country

and this is a scandal.

Do you remember anything?

I was sitting here,

then that guy came and talked to me...

then I sawCharlie.

Oh, here we go again.

Here. Sit, sit, sit.

Breathe in... breathe out...

breathe in...

I'm breathing!

You know, all men are bastards.

Well, some are just trying to help.

I neverthought I'd say this,

but it's true.

All men are bastards.

The guy talking to you,

- He was-- -A bastard.

A Euro-trash- in-Armani bastard.

He wore a black suit with a yellowshirt?

Yeah.

-You knowhim? -Come.

Of course.

Allyou bastards knoweach other.

Bastard.

All right, all right.

Uh,you wait here,

I go get the-- my car,

and we go get yourstuff, O.K.?

Ah, la chienne.

Ah...

So who's this guy who stole my bags?

Er...bub.

Bub?

No--bub.

Bub, like, uh...

Bub Dylan.

Oh. Bob.

Oui Bahhb.

Now, why are you helping me?

Why? Er...

because, uh, I like you.

I do...

but I don't like

howyou say on the plane

with yourface all scrunched up,

"you're French, aren't you?"

I don't like howyou say

with youreyes all squinty,

"all men are bastards."

Scrunched?

Allons-y.! Allons-y.!

Allez, allez.!

Aah!

Please don't break the car, O.K.?

O.K., so I try to understand.

He says he has met this, uh, woman--

No, no. This goddess.

Uh, he breaks your heart.

He, uh...uh, uh--

Hurts me.

Humbles me.

Humiliates you.

Humiliates me.

So you come here to Paris

so he can do it again,

but this time, in yourface.

No.

Pardon.

No, no. I come to Paris

to get backthe man that I love.

Is that so hard to understand,

even forsomeone like yourself?

O.K., and meanwhile, his loveris--

don't ever use that word again.

Uh, this bastard woman,

she is feeling something else,

uh, maybe, uh...

once he sawme-- myself-- moi,

everything would change. The spell would be broken.

Ah.

What,you don't think I could change his mind?

I would remind him we had a wonderful,

perfect life together.

Evidently.

I've never been so happy.

When someone says that,

my ass begins to twitch.

And we had plans fora home and family.

I'd remind him ofthat, too.

He was obviously very attached to them.

If all else failed--

You'd get down on your knees and beg?

It's possible.

I can see it--

There is the goddess standing next to Charlie

in her negligee,

and you are on your knees, begging.

Poorcharlie.

Tough decision.

Alors.!

I didn't beg.

No. You fainted.

Ah, laisse tomber.

Hey, Luc-a-doo!

Alors, IA marche?

oui.

I see howfaryou'd go forthe love ofyourlife.

Ifyou knowso much,

howcome no one greeted you at the airport?

Please. I'm finished with women, O.K.?

Haven't found the right one?

I have found plenty, believe me.

Oh. Afraid of commitment.

I'm afraid of nothing.

I knowyour problem-- no staying power.

What?

You can't stickit out.

-What? - It's obvious.

It is?

You are afraid of commitment.

Commitment! Oh, O.K., sorry.

I thought you meant, uh--

What did you think?

Nothing. It's O.K.

Ohh this problem.

It's not a problem!

Foryou, Luc?

Every man goes through that.

Charlie neverdid, but,you know,

it's usually an issue of self-esteem.

It's just a recent phenomenon, O.K.?

I've been undera lot of pressure recently.

Soon it will all be over,

and then zip, boom, bonjour,

I'm back in business, O.K.?

Bob, great to see you.

Hi, Luc.

You've met my friend Kate?

Hello again.

Where's the rest?

Hey!

Wh-What about my money and my passport?

Uh,j'ai forget passport.

He sold the passport. First thing to go.

Oh! What about my suitcase

And my clothes?

Ask him about my vitamins.

Herclothes?

I gave them to Monique.

Monique?

What? What? What did he say?

Uh, he threwthem away.

Oh...God!

Oh...man!

Ohh...

God!

Ohh...

What? No. No, thankyou.

You got rid of everything?

Except forthat...

Ma petite...

Ca va.

Oh...

Papa, il est l�.

Oui, oui, oui. �a va. �a va.

Tout va mieux.

You hid a plant in my bag?

Not just a plant. Vine.

That's why you're helping me.

You don't give a shit about me.

I'm sorry you lost yourstuff,

but it was not me who stole it.

What if I had gotten stopped at customs?

What would've happened then?

Don't be ridiculous.

People like you they don't stop.

Why do you think I choose you?

You'd declare a pack of chewing gum.

Please, don't ever, ever...

Nevertouch my vine.

You don't understand. This--

This is my future.

I'm going to make a great vineyard,

and I'm going to escape this shit hole.

Donnez-moi break

You can't make a vineyard

out of one vine.

No. Not one vine.

I take this little american vine,

I mix it with others,

then I make something new.

I don't care. I don't care.

Why listen to you?

It's bullshit.

Everything with you is bullshit.

O.K., fine.

Go home.

Find a nice little boy you can boss around.

Only don't let him out ofyoursight.

Howdo I do that?

I have no money, no ticket,

no passport...

Here. Take this. Please.

I don't want yourmoney.

It's what he got foryourstuff.

I don't want yourmoney.

Now go away.

Stop following me.

O.K. au revoir.

Bonne chance.

What necklace?

I didn't see any necklace!

It must still be in her bag!

In her bag?

Oh!

# It's wonderful, It's wonderful #

# It's wonderful #

# Good luck my baby #

# It's wonderful, It's wonderful #

# I dream ofyou, Chips, chips #

# Doo-doo doo-doo doo #

#She-boom, she-boom boom #

# Doo-doo doo-doo doo #

# It's wonderful, It's wonderful #

# It's wonderful #

# Good luck my baby #

# It's wonderful, It's wonderful #

# It's wonderful #

# I dream ofyou #

# Chips, chips #

# Doo-doo doo-doo doo #

#She-boom, she-boom boom ##

You are currently a resident of Canada

in the process of applying forCanadian citizenship?

My fianc� is Canadian.

Let me askyou something.

You no longerwant to be an American,

but you expect me

to give you a newpassport?

Is this a trick question?

I'll need a copy

ofyourCanadian resident visa

before I can process yourapplication.

Next.

O.K.

Howit works is,

I askyou a question,

and you comment.

You weren't supposed to leave Canada, eh?

Yeah, I knowthat,

but an emergency situation arose,

and I needed to--

what are you writing down?

Why didn't you request permission

to leave foryouremergency?

Well, I should have, I realize.

But an emergency, by definition,

doesn't give you the time.

See, the thing is, sir,

I want to be a Canadian more than anything.

I want to be just like you.

Believe me.

Ijust want to go home.

What's that?

Oh.

O.K.

Have you...

ever been convicted...

of a felony?

No.

Yes.

O.K.

O.K., I was at Ronny Templeton's house,

and somebody handed me--

All right, it wasn't a cigarette--

peer pressure.

Peer pressure's a terrible thing

when you're a girl in college.

Thing is, we just received this

from a Sergeant Patton

at the American embassy.

It says you were once convicted

for possession of a narcotic.

Is marijuana really a narcotic?

I mean, it was just the one time,

and I didn't even enjoy it.

I inhaled, but then I was coughing

and hacking away for 10 minutes.

I hate that.

You do?

Well, the point is

is that you didn't include this information

in yourapplication for Canadian citizenship--

Paragraph 5, Article 1?

O.K.

Here's where I tellyou

that your request fora newresidence visa

has been denied.

Merci.

Yeah. He proposed to her.

He's such an asshole.

Ijust can't believe it.

Do I have to be friends withJuliette?

Lilly...

Lilly, now, stop it, all right?

He's not going to marry her.

Now, tell me everything you know.

They're going somewhere in the south of France

to meet her parents,

then they're getting married.

We're not even invited. Not that I'd go--

Lilly, now, listen, O.K.?

This is very important. Very important.

You have to tell me

exactly where they're going and when, all right?

Now,just--just askmom.

She has it all written down probably.

O.K.

You still supposed to call hermom?

Lilly!

O.K.

Mom!

Kate? Is that you, sweetheart?

I've got all the information written down,

but I thinkyou can still get him

at the hotel in Paris.

My God, she's crying.

It's O.K. I'm not crying.

I'm just, um...

I'm just, uh...

I'm going to get him back Mom.

I'm going to get him back

and I'm going to make him love me,

and we're going to live happily everafter.

And I'm just crying nowin, uh...

happiness...

because I know...

I knowI will, uh...

I will triumph.

What do they call the beaches?

La cote d'azur.

What does it mean?

The blue coast.

The blue coast, lying there next to you.

Mmm, and we're going to land in Nice.

Nice?

Yes.

That's nice.

Sweet.

Ha ha ha ha.

Bob,you knowhowit works.

Ifthe little fish is to survive, he must tell the fisherman...

...where the big fish are.

Forget it, I'm no rat.

You're mixing yourmetaphors.

Who buys the passports?

Hi there. C'est moi.

Welcome back madame, to the George V.

It's incredible howyou do that.

The words come out "welcome back"

but the meaning is completely different.

Is that a French thing ora concierge thing?

As madame wishes.

You did it again.

Tell me something,

because I--I just don't get it.

Do you enjoy being that rude?

Because when you do that,

it just gets underneath my skin,

and it makes me

completely insane!

Thankyou, madame, for the fascinating lesson

in ourcultural differences.

I'm sure it would not betray my duty now

to inform you that your fianc� and his friend

are no longerour guests.

Well, whose guests would they be now?

The Carlton Hotel will have that happy privilege

when they arrive in Cannes tomorrow.

Perhaps madame wishes to catch the last train tonight.

I could arrange for a taxi very quickly.

Yes, thankyou.

Bob, I'm losing patience.

A big fish just returned from the United States.

Luc Teyssier...yourfriend, right?

Ask him about a stolen necklace.

He won't be hard to find.

Take a look

You're welcome.

Allons-y.!

I come to make peace with your people.

So you're, uh, still afterCharlie?

It is incredible.

I admire your persistence. It's so American.

I am not an American.

I'm a soon-to-be ex-American Canadian.

Uh, may I help you with your bag?

I am feeling some very strange emotions forme.

Guilt. Remorse.

My self-esteem is rock bottom.

What can I do to say I'm sorry?

Shut up!

You haven't spent 60 seconds with me

when you weren't aftersomething.

What's it this time-- buy, sell, ortrade?

True, I used you a lot.

You helped me to get my vine,

and I left you with nothing.

What can I do to make it up to you?

NowI'm here foryou.

Typical.

Who put this here?

So I asked myself what I can possibly do

to make it up to you,

so I buy this ticket,

and voila, here I am--

Shh! Quiet.

Oh. You come,you go,

you promise one thing, you do something else.

Why should I believe you?

Because I have no reason to lie now.

Do I look like the kind--

You looklike the kind

who steals airplane liquor bottles,

who offers a girl a ride, then has to steal a car

in orderto give it to her,

the kind who puts a plant in a person's bag.

This is a no-smoking compartment.

O.K., I stop. Voila. Foryou.

See, I'm changing, I'm growing.

We help each other.

I don't need your help.

Do you have a plan for when you see Charlie?

Still no?

You're going into a battle,

you have no strategy, no armor, no bullshit?

I don't need bullshit to get Charlie back

Just a little. It might be handy.

Forme, bullshit is like breathing.

I stay. I help you. I promise, O.K.?

Do what you want. It's a free country.

Isn't it?

Well oui.

Is--Is that Charlie?

Mm-hmm.

Can I, uh...

Howdid you meet?

At a party.

I'd just come to Toronto on a teaching exchange.

We started talking,

and I had this feeling about him.

It wasn't exactly a thunderclap

ora lightning bolt. It was more like a--

Light drizzle?

You really, honestly,

never had that feeling about anybody

in yourwhole entire life?

If I did, I would not admit it.

His chin looks a little weak ifyou askme.

It doesn't, and I didn't.

Why wouldn't you admit that feeling?

Why? Lookwhere it's got you.

Maybe ifyou did,

you wouldn't have that little problem.

It's not a problem. It's just a temporary--

There's something in his eyes.

Vain--it is a word, no?

It is a word. He has beautiful eyes.

And he knows it.

You can see it in his smile.

Not even a smile. Asmirk Is a word?

Shut up. Is it a word?

Two words, no?

Why are you chasing after him

afterwhat he's done?

Because I love him,

And I'm afraid if he doesn't come back

that I'll-- it'll hurt so much

that I'll shrivel up

and never be able to love everagain.

You say that now,

but aftera time, you would forget.

First,you would forget his chin,

and then, uh, his nose,

and aftera while, you would struggle

to rememberthe exact colorof his eyes.

One day you wake up, and, pfft, he's gone--

his voice, his smell, uh, his face...

he will have left you.

And then you can begin again.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Charlie?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Hey!

I can't seem to get enough ofthis cheese,

and I haven't eaten this stuffin years.

You don't looklike you got much sleep.

Un caf�.

Forsome reason,

Ijust feel incredibly refreshed.

I had this dream, which I can't remember really.

You knowwhen you have a dream

that is just delicious

and you wake up

and you feel all transformed?

God, it's beautiful here.

merci.

Did you know

that there are 452 official government cheeses

in this country?

Don't you think that's incredible,

to come up with 452 ways of classifying

what is basically a bacterial process?

You would prefer one cheese,

one cheeseburger to put it on,

and one restaurant to eat it in?

I'm saying I like the cheese.

God!

What side ofthe train did you wake up on?

God, it's beautiful here!

What? What's that face?

You don't think it's beautiful?

You don't think this is beautiful?

What?

I was born here.

Really?

But this is so beautiful and so charming.

Ah, oui it was too beautiful forme.

I had to leave.

Oh, God.

Oh, God!

What?

I'm going to die.

What, what, the cheese?

Don't say it. Stop that rocking.

Stop the rocking.

I can't. It is the train.

It's here.

The mucus is here.

The mucus?

The mucus...coating the intestinal wall.

Spasm!

Spasm!

Uhh!

No, no, no.

Look at the scenery, the cows--

Oh, please, not the cows.

Not the cows?

Ijust ate that cow.

There it is.

Here we go.

Lactose...

intolerance!

Jacques Taranne?

Non.

I knowyou...

Phillipe Cazal?

Non.

Michel Desbordes?

Listen, gramps,you don't knowme.

Leave me alone, OK?

You are feeling better now, huh?

Better.

The cowis all gone?

When's the next train?

Not for two more hours.

Good.

I think I need to walk

No, no, no. Bad idea.

Sit. We wait Forthe train.

Got to walk

But...

Luc Teyssier! That's it!

My stomach is so sensitive.

That's where I put all my stress.

Ohh!

Beautiful!

Gorgeous. Wish you were here.

Wow. Howlong since you've been back?

Uh, about sixyears.

Sixyears? Is yourfamily a nightmare orsomething?

I don't really want to talk about it, O.K.?

A healthy person is someone

who expresses what they're feeling inside.

Express, not repress.

You must be one of the healthiest people

in the world.

You knowwhat happens to people

who shut everybody out?

They lead, uh, quiet, peaceful lives?

No, they fester.

Fester?

I am festering?

Inside.

Festerand rot.

I've seen it happen.

You'll become one ofthose

hunchbacked, lonely old men

sitting in the corner of a crowded cafe

mumbling to yourself.

My ass is twitching.

You people make my ass twitch.

Excuse me.

Qu'est-ce que tu fais ici?

Hey!

Attends, attends.

Attends quoi?

Attends.

Attends.!

Uhh!

Wait.

Who is that?

Uh, it's my brother.

Your brother?

My brotherAntoine.

Antoine, this is Kate.

C'est fini.Au revoir.

What's happening?

What's happening?

All ofthis vineyard is Antoine's.

It has been in ourfamily forthree generations.

It is who we are, what we do.

but forAntoine, I don't know,

he is always sober.

That's a bad thing?

He makes the wine but neverdrinks it.

You always drinkit.

Now...why isn't part ofthis yours?

Uh...hmm.

My father, uh, when he retired,

he left it, uh, to Antoine and me.

Uh, but now it is all Antoine's.

I don't get it.

Mmm, to make a great wine,

you must have the soul of a gambler.

You like to drink and you like to gamble.

Sometimes I would lose a lot.

Sometimes I would lose to Antoine...

my dog, my first car.

this vineyard.

Uh, oui, this vineyard, uh...

It was, uh... one night,

he got me, uh, very drunk

You must understand, I owed him a lot of money.

He knew what he was doing.

What was he doing?

Uh, I lost all ofit,

one hand of poker.

Ha ha ha ha.

You lost your birthright in one hand of poker?

I'm an asshole. What can I tellyou?

Uh-huh. So that's why he hates you

and you hate him.

Ah, oui.

That, and I, uh,

ha, ha, slept with his wife.

What about your parents

and the rest ofyourfamily?

Uh, no, there is nothing between us.

It is all over, finished.

What ifyou tried again?

No, it's not possible.

They hate me, they despise me, they--

Eh, luc revient.!

C'est toi, fils.

Papa.

Papa?

Yes, thankyou. All right, come on.

I'm very impressed.

She's a friend,just a friend.

Since when are women just yourfriends?

Since I met her.

I'm finished.

Fester, fester, fester.

Rot, rot, rot.

Pooryou.

You had to growup here.

Showme your room.

Hmm!

Hmm.

Ha, ha.

What's this?

Uh, it is a project

I did a long time ago in school.

What is it?

All right, I will tellyou, but, um...

first you must take some wine.

Can you, uh,

uh, describe it, the taste?

It's a nice red wine.

I thinkyou can do better.

A bold wine with a hint of sophistication

and lacking in pretension.

Actually, I was just talking about myself.

I--I don't know.

No, no, you are not wrong.

Wine is like people.

The vine takes all the influences

in life all around it.

It absorbs them,

and it, uh, gets its, uh, personality.

Here.

Smell.

Rosemary.

Some kind of mushroom?

Very good.

Currant, cassis, mint,

lavender--

they're all in the ground here

and in the air.

Now, taste the wine again.

Close youreyes.

Hmm. The currant--

I can taste that right away, and, uh,

from the brown bottle, lavender?

Incredible.

And you made this box?

Ah, oui.

Incredible.

Thanks.

Oh! Whose house is that?

It's abandoned.

No one comes here anymore.

The guy who had this place,

he gave up a long time ago.

Look

See this, uh, earth?

It's been resting.

Nowit's good.

Someday, I, uh,

I'm going to buy this land.

I'm going to make a great wine,

right here on this wreak of a vineyard.

So you'd risk everything forthis?

Oui.

Do anything to have it?

Oui.

Get down on your knees and beg?

Oui.

Then what makes you so different from me?

Admit it.

Not much.

O.K., I admit.

O.K.

Mmm!

It's beautiful here.

I will help you get yourCharlie back

Ifyou want him back

we'll get him back like I promised.

Papa!

Ohh!

Luc!

Oui.

Tu reves.

Tell me something, Luc,

howdo you plan to buy that vineyard?

You must have a plan, some strategy.

Oui I had a plan, but it did not work out.

It didn't work out?

What was the plan?

I, uh, had something to sell.

Something? Like what?

Stocks, bonds,

a little bag of plutonium?

It doesn't matter. I lost it.

You lost it?

Ifit was me,

I'd have some kind of backup plan,

something more than just

bullshit to fall back on.

Something, perhaps, maybe a little bit...

like this?

Oh...

Luc,

are you coming?

Lesson numberone--

before going into a war,

you must choose carefully the field of battle.

Also, neverlet Charlie see howmuch you desire him.

Nevertell someone that you want them.

You see that?

What's that, that pout?

Juliette did that. I rememberthat perfectly.

The pout is the French women's greatest weapon.

What's so great about that?

It's provocative.

It puts the man

in a constant state of excitement and anxiety.

She can say "yes" when she means "no"

and vice versa. Do you understand?

No.

You don't?

Gotcha.

Now, most important,

when Charlie sees you,

he will be expecting a big scene, a drama.

You will not give him the satisfaction.

This will make him immediately intrigued.

Luc, Luc.

What?

Lookwhat I found.

It made me think ofyou.

Ohh!

M. Antoinne Teyssier.

Oui.

Howwillyou be paying, sir?

When would you like to have the wedding?

Next weekend.

Next weekend?

Ha ha ha.

Is there something wrong, Charlie?

No. No, I--

I...swear Ijust sawKate.

I'm sure it's just yourimagination.

Il y a quelque chose qui ne va pas?

Non, tout va bien. IA va.

Tell me,

what does yourfatherdo?

Well, he's a doctor...

Like me.

Except he's a psychiatrist.

I'll be right back

Please, Charlie, sit down.

Uh, excusez-moi.

Pardon.

Huh?

Mais qu'est-ce que tu fais, Charlie?

My parents are watching.

I'm sure Ijust sawKate.

Mais non.Arrete.

Come with me now.

You really don't understand me.

Howcan I help you

win back this ridiculous man

ifyou act like a clown?

It was an accident, O.K.?

I wasn't expecting to see him right then.

Sucking up to her parents...

in that outfit.

Ugh! And did you see her, huh?

Cutting herfood

into tiny, little chewable pieces like that.

Oui I sawher.

She was, uh...

She was what?

Well, she was, uh...

Ah. O.K., I know what you're saying.

I'm not sexy enough.

No, I did not say anything.

I'm supposed to be this pouty little girl

who says "yes" for "no" and "no" for "yes."

I cannot do it, O.K.?

Happy--smile. Sad--frown.

Use the corresponding face

forthe corresponding emotion.

But you?

No,you want a mysterious,

sexy, manipulative--

it is not me. I don't want it.

What do you want?

I want you!

I want you...

You want me...

Uh, I want you to...

uh...

make Charlie suffer...

to be tempted.

I want you to make him feel like

even though you are right there in front of him,

he can't have you.

That's all.

Luc?

Oui?

Do you, uh...

Oui?

Do you think I still have a chance with Charlie

afterwhat happened earlier?

Yes, of course.

And, um, tomorrow,

we will turn yourmistake to ouradvantage.

We will?

Oui because he will still be wondering,

did he see you?

You will be like a ghost, a phantom.

and it will infect them,

their rapport.

Well, when do I confront him?

Just when they are

starting to look comfortable again.

Ah.

Then you attack

- Hi. - Kate!

Hi.

Oh, can I sit with you guys?

But of course. Please have a seat.

Uh...

Pardonnez-moi.

Pay no attention to me.

So...

you must beJuliette.

Yes, I'mJuliette.

Let me take a good look

at the woman who stole my Charlie's heart.

Nothing that did not want to be stolen.

Ooh...ouch.

She's smart, Charlie.

And beautiful

and probably great at everything.

Look Kate--

Charlie, Relax.

I didn't come here fora fight.

Hello, waiter.

-Madame. - Hi.

I don't speakmuch French.

Asea breeze. Does that translate?

Sea breeze. Bien, madame.

French waiters-- ifyou're nice,

they treat you like shit.

Treat them like shit, they love you.

yuliette, s'il vous plait, les carottes?

Voila.

Merci.

What?

Nothing. You just seem so different.

Well, Charlie...

I'm going through some sort oftransitional thing.

Afteryou called, I decided to get to Paris

and get you back

I hate to fly. Neverfly, Right, Charlie?

But I told myself

no way would everything I've been building toward

be destroyed because some pouty little--

and this is before I knewyou personally--

bitch wanted to steal herself a husband.

So I bought the ticket, boarded the plane,

somehowmade it overthe ocean,

and then the most extraordinary thing happened.

What?

Everything went wrong.

So I was wandering the streets of Paris--

penniless, without a hope in the world.

And, let me tellyou,

you can do a lot of soul-searching

in a time like that.

I realized that I've spent most of my adult life

trying to protect myself from exactly this situation.

You can't do it.

There's no home safe enough,

no relationship secure enough.

You're just setting yourself up foran even biggerfall

and having an incredibly boring time in the process.

Sorry, Charlie.

Oh.

Thankyou.

That's when I took up with Luc.

Luke?

Luc.

Oh!

There he is.

Luc! Come on over.

I want you to meet some great people.

Ahh.

Luc, the lovelyJuliette.

Enchant�e.

Enchant�.

Charlie, Luc.

Enchant�.

Sweetie pie...

Oui.

Ohh, la la la la la.

Voila.

Maintenant je comprends tout.

What did he just say?

I don't know.

He doesn't speak much English,

but we seem to manage just fine.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

I thinkit's that transitional thing,

to help me get over us.

That's probably it, but...what the hell?

I love the sea, so beautiful...

so mysterious...

so...

full offish.

What does he do?

Besides what we do together?

I don't think he does anything at all.

Huh.

Oh!

That was so great!

Hi there.

You were fantastic...

incredible.

They were completely destroyed.

Oh, that was amazing!

Ijust feel released!

Now, tonight,

you will have dinner with Charlie,

pretending to, uh...

work out the details ofthe breakup.

By tomorrow, I promise you,

you will be queen ofthe castle again.

We must celebrate.

Some wine, champagne.

Ah. Don't move.

O.K.

A beautiful day to be in Cannes...

Isn't it, Kate?

I'm sorry. Do we knoweach other?

No, but we have a mutual acquaintance--

Luc Teyssier.

That's why I come talkto you

about a...necklace.

Oh.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The necklace.

He was silly, and he didn't declare it.

Will it be a large penalty

he'll have to pay?

So why don't you just arrest him?

I'm old-fashioned. I owe him a large debt

much biggerthan the debt of money.

So I askyou to talkto him.

It can be returned to me tomorrow...anonymously.

He'll neveragree.

He must.

Call me tomorrow.

It really is a beautiful day.

I hope you're able to enjoy it.

This is where I will sell my necklace tomorrow.

Your necklace.

Oui my necklace.

It was, uh, my grandmother's necklace.

She lived in San Francisco.

When she died, she left it to me.

O.K., sure. Why not?

Luc?

Oui?

What if I sell the necklace?

You? What do you mean? Why?

Why? Because I am me, and you are...

you.

I mean, if I go into Cartier...

all dressed up, looking just so,

smiling your little smile,

walking your little walk

That would be better.

Thankyou.

What do you mean, my little walk?

Oh,just the way you walk you know?

It's like a woman and a little girl.

No, it's not.

You want something to drink?

O.K. great. I'll be out in a second.

Bought it at the store downstairs.

You lookwonderful.

Was it expensive?

Yeah.

You charged it to the room?

Oui.

Good. No problem.

I only wish my brother could see you.

It only needs one thing.

You will wearthis tonight.

I don't thinkthat's such a good idea.

Oh, no, I insist.

It will be yourcharm...

your good luck charm.

# Baisse mon coeur#

# D'une longeur#

# Mon automne #

Who is the goddess now?

Now...

we practice.

I will be Charlie.

I'll be Kate.

Ah.

So we are dancing.

I realize howmuch I need you.

I am thinking, I am an idiot,

Afool, a chinless, mindless--

O.K., O.K. I get the idea.

O.K. so we are dancing.

Mm-hmm.

It feels...

so right.

Now, what do you say to me?

I don't know anymore.

You don't?

I don't knowwhen to stop pretending.

I mean, when do I tell him that...

that you love only him...

and still you want him.

You will know the moment.

You will tell him, and that will be that.

You knowwhat I am going to do foryou

to ensure victory?

What's that?

Juliette.

Juliette?

She will be feeling a little sad tonight...

a little angry...

a little vulnerable.

I will find her, and I will...

comfort her.

Well, I wouldn't want you

to do anything too unpleasant.

I do it foryou.

Well, what about yourlittle--

Ah, my little problem

will not be such a problem tonight.

Suddenly, I'm feeling

Like you--relaxed.

I will, uh, go to her.

I will find her and talkto her--

Shh, shh, shh!

# Les sanglots longs #

# Les violons #

Let's just dance.

# De l'automne #

# Baisse mon coeur#

# D'une longeur#

# Mon automne ##

I keep the bonsai.

The lamp we got in New Yorkis yours.

The living room love seat...

tell me ifyou thinkthis is crazy.

Right down the middle with a chain saw. Bzzz!

Make two chairs.

Can we not talk about this?

It's depressing, isn't it?

It's business--

the business of breaking up.

Ifyou can't handle it,

I can sell everything and send you halfthe cash.

You must hate me.

I don't. The cds will be tough, though.

Why don't you just let me have them?

You don't hate me?

No. Oh, I did, Charlie.

I really did, but...

now...

Huh. No.

Kate.

I...

Oh, sweetie, are you crying?

No.

No, no. I, uh, I'm...ahem.

You know, Ijust feel

so totally, horribly guilty.

Listen, don't feel guilty,

because then I'll start feeling guilty

that I made you feel guilty, and...

You know...

actually, that was the old me.

Just feel guilty. Swim in it

tillyourfingers get all pruny.

You're amazing.

You really are.

Hmm.

Kate.

Willyou dance with me?

Just...

one last dance?

Please?

You're right about his chin. Sometimes I want to hit it.

He's a waste ofyourtime.

No, he's wonderful...

...so tender.

Not like a French man.

You knowwhat I mean?

Yes, I understand.

Howcould he do this to me?

When I was younger...

...this wouldn't have happened.

He would be with me in my room and she would wait all night.

I can imagine.

Look at me, please.

Tell me what you see.

Hmm.

You seem so different...

but the same.

It's like somebody turned a light on

inside you.

Why wasn't it me?

Mmm!

Unh!

Unh.

Mmm!

Ohh!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Is something wrong?

No, in fact everything is fine.

Wait a second.

Please forgive me.

I must have been insane.

Mmm!

Luc...

Oh, Kate...

What did you just say?

I said "Kate."

Ohh!

Oh, Kate!

Stop.

Yeah. Oh, darling.

Ow.

Charlie....

Mmm!

Oh! I said... Stop!

Ow.

What?

Ohhh...

Charlie...

What? What?

Why wasn't it you who turned on the light...

the big shining Kate light

that burns so bright now

that you can't resist dumping

your new girlfriend foryourold one?

What?

12 hours ago, allyou wanted wasJuliette.

Juliette? I...

she's wonderful...

exciting.

And...

When I met her,

I wasn't thinking.

Sometimes you just do things.

You don't think about them.

You just need to do them,

do what you're feeling.

Maybe--maybe I was just--I was afraid,

afraid ofwhere we were headed.

You know? I was afraid of getting married.

Charlie?

Hmm?

You weren't afraid of getting married to her.

You know, no matterwhat I might seem like tonight,

it's still the same old me from yesterday

you'd wind up with tomorrow...

the same old me

who wants the home and the family,

who wants to plant some roots

and see them grow.

You want to be a farmer?

Sorry.

There's just one thing I don't want anymore.

I'm sorry, Charlie.

Yeah, it's open.

Good morning.

Good morning.

So howdid it go?

What happened?

Well, he wants to come back

Congratulations.

What about you?

The old bull backin business?

Oh...

Pfff.

Ol�.

We better get going.

Cartieris waiting.

Merci.

Everything as you said.

The egg?

Nest egg.

Oui.

It was wired from your bankin Toronto,

and Cartier's agreed to issue the check

in exchange.

The illusion is complete.

Thankyou.

Why are you doing this?

You're not with Luc.

You will probably neversee him again.

I don't know.

I must come to Canada someday.

You are a very sympathetic people.

Well, I'm not really a Canadian.

In fact, I'm...

currently without country.

Just out of curiosity...

what is it worth?

I would say

over$100,000.

45,782--

what do--do--do--

this is not possible!

Wha--ohhh!

Pourquoi?

Why did I listen to you

and yourlittle walk and--ohhh!

He said there was a flaw.

Aflaw?

Some flaws.

Some flaws?

Right. He said they're beautiful diamonds,

but officially, there are these flaws.

Sorry.

It's O.K.

It's O.K.?

Oui.

It is, um, not as much

as I was hoping,

but it is enough to buy the land

and to start the planting.

It will take longer, maybe sixyears

before we have a decent bottle,

but...

thankyou.

Thankyou very much.

You're my angel ofluck

Who would have thought it?

I have to go...

'cause Charlie's waiting.

No, I d-- I love you!

I had dinnerwith her...

Why don't you go backto her?

You went up to the room like a freed stri--

Juliette!

Ah love, it's wonderful.

What are you doing here?

Some guy paid his hotel bill with a stolen credit card.

I've taken care ofit.

That's not true love.

What do you know?

Would you like to hear a true love story?

I knowa good one.

Really?

Does it have a happy ending?

I don't know.

Maybe you can help with the ending.

Me?

Yes.

Imagine...an airplane.

Kate?

Yes?

You are not afraid to fly anymore?

You are thinking ofyour little stone cottage?

It's on a hillside next to a beautiful vineyard.

But that's not really what I'm thinking about.

What are you thinking about?

You.

And I am thinking...

you should not be flying anywhere.

I shouldn't?

In fact, I am sure ofit.

You are?

I am thinking...

I want you...

You want me...

That's all.

I want you.

# Hold me close #

# And hold me fast #

#The magic spell you cast #

#This is la vie en rose #

# When you kiss me #

# Heaven sighs #

# And though I close my eyes #

# And though I close my eyes #

# I see la vie en rose #

# When you press me #

#To your heart #

# And in a world apart #

# Aworld where roses bloom #

# And when you speak #

# Angels sing from above #

# Everyday words seems #

#To turn into love's song #

# Give #

# Your heart and soul to me #

# And life will always be #

# La vie en rose ##

Luc, sing that song again.

What song?

The Bobby Darin song.

Oh, la, it's not Bobby Darin.

Yeah, the Bobby Darin song.

Charles Trenet.

No. #Somewhere beyond the sea... ##

No, no, no. La Mer.

It is La Mer.

Well, maybe your guy covered it for Bobby.

No. It is a French song.

Could you just sing the song?

Hmm.

# I been searchin' a long time #

# Forsomeone exactly like you #

# I been travelin' all around the world #

# Waitin' foryou #

#To come through #

#Someone like you #

# Would make it all worthwhile #

#Someone like you #

# Keep me satisfied #

#Someone exactly #

# Like you #

# I been travelin' a hard road #

# Baby, lookin' for someone exactly like you #

# I been carryin' my heavy load #

# Waitin' forthe light #

#To come shinin' through #

#Someone like you #

# Would make it all worthwhile #

#Someone like you #

# Make me satisfied #

#Someone exactly #

# Like you #

# I been doin' some soul searchin' #

#To find out where you're at #

# I been up and down the highway #

# In all kinds offoreign lands #

#Someone like you #

# Would make it all worthwhile #

#Someone like you #

# Make me satisfied #

#Someone exactly #

# Like you #

#Someone exactly #

# Like you #

#Someone exactly #

# Like you... ##

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