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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:27,520 * 2 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,760 ( bloodcurdling scream ) 3 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:39,240 * 4 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:41,140 ( door opens and closes ) 5 00:00:46,610 --> 00:00:48,480 ( staggering ) 6 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:54,360 * It was a lonely night, 7 00:00:54,390 --> 00:01:00,370 * The feeling in the air was turning, * 8 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:03,290 * Oh, baby take my hand 9 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:06,860 * 10 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:12,540 * and close, close your eyes, * 11 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:15,200 * I'll lead... 12 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:15,940 ( gasps ) 13 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:19,220 * lead the way 14 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:23,520 * the way to an end 15 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,450 ( laboured breathing ) 16 00:01:25,490 --> 00:01:34,500 * I know what I want you to, to do to me, * 17 00:01:34,530 --> 00:01:37,470 ( laboured breathing ) 18 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:44,610 * I know what I want you to, to do to me, * 19 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,980 * 20 00:01:48,010 --> 00:01:50,980 * Come on, come on 21 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:55,740 * come on, come on 22 00:01:55,780 --> 00:01:58,250 * just take my hand 23 00:01:58,290 --> 00:01:59,860 ( closes car door ) 24 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:04,900 ( low growling ) 25 00:02:04,930 --> 00:02:08,670 Oh no... why am I so high? 26 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:10,340 ( footsteps outside ) 27 00:02:12,730 --> 00:02:16,830 ( fearful moaning ) 28 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,440 * 29 00:02:19,470 --> 00:02:25,670 ( low heavy breathing ) 30 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:31,810 * 31 00:02:31,850 --> 00:02:34,620 ( screaming ) 32 00:02:34,660 --> 00:02:35,560 No, no, no! No, no! 33 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:36,930 No! 34 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:37,900 ( cocks gun ) 35 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:40,320 ( screams ) 36 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,620 ( gun shot ) 37 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,540 ( whimpering ) 38 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:50,040 ( sobbing ) 39 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:56,970 * I know what I want you to, to do to me, * 40 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,410 What the fuck?! 41 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:00,650 ( horn honking ) 42 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,610 ( snarling ) 43 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:03,690 ( horn honking ) 44 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:10,400 (horn honking ) 45 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:15,290 ( snarling and feeding sounds ) 46 00:03:18,530 --> 00:03:23,830 * 47 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,800 * Come on, come on, * 48 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:31,010 * Come on, come on, * 49 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:36,010 * Just take my hand. * 50 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:41,560 * take my hand. * 51 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,090 * 52 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:56,840 * I know what I want you to do to me * 53 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:10,860 ( arguing fades in ) 54 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,650 ...so what, now he needs... his friends? 55 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:13,160 Yeah! 56 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:14,630 He fuckin' does! 57 00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:15,330 Want me to send you a fucking list of people 58 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,560 he can hang out with, Shane? 59 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,590 Maybe. 60 00:04:17,630 --> 00:04:18,160 I'm sure he doesn't approve of all the time 61 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:18,450 you spend with Mary. 62 00:04:18,490 --> 00:04:19,660 Oh! 63 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:20,520 Now we're going there? 64 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,860 I thought we talked about this. 65 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:23,770 Now we wanna talk about fucking Mar. 66 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,970 How many fucking times do you wanna talk about fucking Mary? 67 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,500 I want to talk about Mary until we get to the bottom of it! 68 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:30,980 That was bullshit, you know that! 69 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:31,970 ( message alert ) 70 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:40,840 ( message alert ) 71 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:30,250 Yo, Jay! 72 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,050 Jason, yo. 73 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,190 You got my text, right? 74 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:33,030 You got- it was a dick. 75 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:33,790 Yeah. 76 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:34,230 You got that, right? 77 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:34,860 Yeah, I got it. 78 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:35,870 Ok. Get in. 79 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:38,040 ( bumps head ) Ow! 80 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:39,540 What's up, big Jay? 81 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:41,310 Hey, Mr. Slade. 82 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,700 Hi, Miss Lisa. 83 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:44,140 Hey. 84 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:45,930 Hey Summer. 85 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,240 You know, why do you always wait outside 86 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:49,100 when we come and pick you up? 87 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:50,170 You never let me in your house. 88 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,940 Are you- are you embarrassed of me or something? 89 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:53,050 Like, what if I have to pee, man? 90 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,240 No, man. 91 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,240 I just- you know, my house is a trashy piece of ding dong. 92 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:59,920 No, my house is a way trashier piece of ding dong. 93 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:00,850 There's no way, man. 94 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:02,900 Yeah, no, 'cause we're way poorer than you- 95 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,590 Hey, Colin, come on. 96 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:05,860 We're not that poor. 97 00:07:05,890 --> 00:07:06,660 And stop saying "ding dong". 98 00:07:06,690 --> 00:07:08,720 You sound super lame. 99 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:09,960 Hey, there we go. 100 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Ha ha! 101 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,580 Jesus Christ, Roger! 102 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,670 Don't text and drive, dad! 103 00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:18,240 I got it! 104 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:19,170 I'm not texting, ok? 105 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:20,950 I'm checking my emails. 106 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:57,940 Alright, guys. 107 00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:58,680 Let's go eat. 108 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:00,040 Summer, wake up your brother. 109 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,080 Ok. 110 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:03,210 Oh, no. 111 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,150 Oh, come on, honey. 112 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:04,850 The Hilltop Diner I'm sure is good enough 113 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:06,060 for your distinguished palate. 114 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:08,230 Yeah, Lisa, I hear that they serve their chicken nuggets 115 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:10,100 with caviar. 116 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,790 Mmm, nuggets. 117 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:14,170 Eh, I'm not hungry. 118 00:08:14,190 --> 00:08:15,690 Sure you don't want somethin'? 119 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:17,140 Yeah, a top off. 120 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,960 Nobody likes a morning drunk, Lisa. 121 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,170 Nobody likes a smart-ass, Summer. 122 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,270 I like morning drunk Lisa. 123 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:26,170 I'm on vaycay mode. 124 00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:27,750 Great catch, dad. 125 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:29,180 I hate you. 126 00:08:29,210 --> 00:08:30,980 Be quick. 127 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:31,940 ( snaps photo ) 128 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:32,850 Yeah. 129 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,640 I'm gonna post that. 130 00:08:41,190 --> 00:08:42,290 What'd you say? 131 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,990 I said "great catch". 132 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:45,250 And "I hate you". 133 00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:51,140 ( door opens ) 134 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:52,330 Oh, wow. 135 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:55,070 Check out all the missing bros. 136 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,200 I mean, ugh. 137 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,210 One dude called himself "Gator". 138 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,180 What a dick. 139 00:08:59,210 --> 00:08:59,950 Come on, Colin. 140 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:00,740 Don't be an asshole. 141 00:09:00,770 --> 00:09:01,700 Those guys are missing. 142 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:04,010 Dad, did you crack a window open for Lisa? 143 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,910 Don't disrespect your maybe future stepmom, please. 144 00:09:06,950 --> 00:09:07,720 Ugh. 145 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:10,090 Oh, seriously dad, don't settle. 146 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:10,960 What? She's nice. 147 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:13,180 Yeah, but so was Dolores and Denise... 148 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,450 And Shannon and Lily. 149 00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:16,760 Yes, and Michelle, too. 150 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:17,290 Michelle. 151 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:17,950 Oh, yeah, Michelle. 152 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:18,450 She was hot. 153 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:19,290 She was super hot. 154 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:20,030 Really hot. 155 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:20,790 I blew that one. 156 00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:21,430 I blew it. 157 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:21,990 Yeah, it sucks. 158 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:23,000 And what can I get ya? 159 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:23,790 Oh, hi. 160 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:24,860 Uh, yeah. 161 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:27,270 We will start off with uh, maybe some bigger menus. 162 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,260 ( dry laugh ) 163 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:33,000 Ok. 164 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,300 Uh, can I get some coffee? 165 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,970 You know, com- don't listen to him. 166 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,440 He's making me sound like I'm an irresponsible parent. 167 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,720 We'll just get four beers, please. 168 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,190 ( silence ) 169 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:46,150 Nope, still nothing. 170 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:48,990 I'll get the Trucker's Breakfast please and thank you. 171 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:51,090 Uh, salad, please. 172 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,960 Uh, can I get toast and jam, please? 173 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:56,290 Uh, can I just get some eggs and shit? 174 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,270 Colin, come on. 175 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:01,210 Can I have some eggs and shit, please? 176 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:03,270 Eggs and shit coming right up. 177 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:03,830 Thank you. 178 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,430 Shouldn't take too long. 179 00:10:05,470 --> 00:10:07,240 That's- you wanna take those? 180 00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:07,870 No? 181 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:09,950 Ok, we'll just leave them. 182 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:12,790 So, guys, who's excited, huh? 183 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:13,380 Camping trip? 184 00:10:13,410 --> 00:10:14,210 I'm excited. 185 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:14,950 Going to a cabin. 186 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:16,440 We're gonna act like rednecks, 187 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,750 or people who don't trust the government, huh? 188 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:19,790 You already don't. 189 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,120 I know I don't, yeah. 190 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:22,380 So, Jay? 191 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:23,890 Not excited? 192 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,850 Your dad doesn't take you camping or something? 193 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:29,120 No, my dad's not really the camping type, Mr. Slade. 194 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,260 Yeah, 'cause your dad's more of the dick-sucking type, right? 195 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:31,800 ( smack ) 196 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:32,490 Stop! 197 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:33,300 Woah, Colin, too much. Uh uh. 198 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:34,830 No, I mean, that's what Jason says 199 00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:36,070 and Jay knows I'm just messin' with him. 200 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,400 That's how we roll. 201 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,280 What, you act like a little douche and then Jason 202 00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:40,450 politely takes it? 203 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:42,970 Hey, I don't just take it. 204 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,470 You kinda do, Jay. 205 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,270 Yeah, you kinda do, Jay, honestly. 206 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:49,010 You need to toughen up a little bit, you know? 207 00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:50,790 Start with a power five, you know? 208 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:51,860 See, a power five. 209 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:53,530 Like this, come on. Power five! 210 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:54,020 Like that. 211 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:54,750 We'll work on it. 212 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:55,790 We'll work on it this weekend. 213 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:58,990 Or you could just be super butchy like Summer. 214 00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:01,230 Hey, shut up, pube-head. 215 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,190 Uh uh, stop it. 216 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:02,840 Stop what? 217 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:04,990 Stop wasting food, Colin. 218 00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:08,130 Ketchup is not food, Ronald Reagan. 219 00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:09,010 Ok, stop it now- 220 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:09,980 Ooooh! 221 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:10,530 Guys, come on! 222 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,300 ( laughing ) 223 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:12,310 Oh man! 224 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:13,180 Shit, Colin! 225 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:14,880 Colin, enough. Seriously. 226 00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:15,980 Summer, language. 227 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,020 Jason, bathroom. 228 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:17,710 I'm sorry about that, Jay. 229 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:19,510 That was super trashy of me. 230 00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:20,890 What? 231 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:22,080 It was funny. 232 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:24,910 Uh uh. 233 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:25,380 What? 234 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:26,090 Nope! 235 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:26,960 Ok, alright. 236 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:27,830 Put it down! 237 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:30,230 Ok, just leave the condiments alone. 238 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,230 Please. 239 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:34,330 I swear both of you are adopted, you know that? 240 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,860 ( laughing ) That's some funny shit, dude. 241 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:37,900 Seriously, you should come by my dad's cottage. 242 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,330 You know, I'm gonna start my own business- 243 00:11:39,370 --> 00:11:41,010 Blue chips, paint chips, stocks. 244 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,030 Yeah. 245 00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:42,540 Yeah, we like to go to the casino- 246 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:43,310 Paint chip stocks? 247 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:44,380 Yeah. 248 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,070 Seriously, you should come to my dad's cottage, 249 00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:47,280 it is so chill. 250 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:48,250 Hot tub. 251 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,250 So. Chill. 252 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,990 Um... 253 00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:55,610 excuse me, I need to... get through... 254 00:11:55,650 --> 00:11:56,490 Hey! Hey, broskis! 255 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,260 Can you let the kid through, please? 256 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:01,360 Dude. 257 00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:04,400 I think that kid just got his first period. 258 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:06,190 What a fine young woman you've become. 259 00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:07,200 ( chuckles ) 260 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:10,170 Sweetie, don't let the big bad bros scare ya. 261 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,970 They might look pretty but they ain't that smart. 262 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,600 I like you guys better drunk and quiet. 263 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:21,270 The more you drink the less you talk and the more I like you. 264 00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:22,080 Hear that, bro? 265 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:23,380 She thinks we're pretty. 266 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,050 Why don't you go get the rest of that taken care of, sweetie? 267 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,080 Alright, thanks. 268 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,020 I'll just... 269 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,150 Yeah, let's get lit! 270 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:35,430 Don't forget to thank the nice lady, Jason. 271 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:37,400 Don't forget to ask your friend for a tampon, Jason. 272 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:39,550 ( laughing ) 273 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,630 ( door slides open ) 274 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,500 I had coffee. 275 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,550 I saved you some sausages. 276 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,320 You like sausages, don't you, Lisa? 277 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:02,150 Colin. 278 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:02,880 Yeah. 279 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,920 Of course she likes sausages. 280 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,680 ( laughing ) 281 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,360 We're talking about penises. 282 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,440 Couldn't find somewhere further, could you? 283 00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:07,190 Seriously, Roger. 284 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:08,710 Yeah, seriously, dad. 285 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:09,590 It's the cheapest place 286 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:10,620 that I could find on Craigslist, alright? 287 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,710 You think that I can afford a place that is not 288 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,720 in the middle of nowhere or potentially dangerous? 289 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:18,020 Hey, you picked him. 290 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,170 He's my dad so I have to like him. 291 00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:21,590 You guys are bonding. 292 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,000 That makes me feel all warm inside. 293 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,430 Don't settle, Lisa. 294 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:35,640 It's nice being out of the city, eh, Summer? 295 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,550 Touching nature. 296 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:41,320 Being able to be in touch with nature. 297 00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:42,620 Yeah, Jay. 298 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,090 You can touch nature all you want, there, buddy. 299 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,560 No, I just meant... 300 00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:47,790 it's nice to spend time and uh... 301 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,350 can I grab your bag for you? 302 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,660 Knock yourself out, boy scout. 303 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,090 ( groans ) 304 00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:57,100 This place looks like a murder cabin. 305 00:14:58,170 --> 00:14:59,570 Jay, you should keep my sister close 306 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,310 so she can protect you. 307 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,100 ( weak laugh ) 308 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,330 You know, it doesn't say it in the instructions 309 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,140 but I mean there's gotta be a hidden key 310 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:11,150 around here somewhere, right? 311 00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:12,520 High-tech security. 312 00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:13,790 Safe. 313 00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:14,880 Shotgun the best room! 314 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:17,180 You can't shotgun what you can't see, dumb-ass. 315 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,120 Nyuuuh. 316 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:18,980 Ok, watch the booze, Rog. 317 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,690 I am not spending a week in here sober. 318 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,320 ( snorts ) 319 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,060 Women. Am I right, big guy? 320 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,360 ( chuckles ) 321 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:28,790 Let me help you with that. 322 00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:33,060 Oh. 323 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,730 This is nice. 324 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,180 Dad, this place sucks. 325 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,170 What're you talking about? 326 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,780 It's cozy in here. 327 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,500 Where's Lisa? 328 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,540 Oh, Lisa's gone. 329 00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,650 What do you mean, she's gone? 330 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,220 ( snaps photo ) 331 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,490 She get a ca- oh, you're joking. 332 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,550 Ha. 333 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:50,110 Funny. 334 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,080 Just up there, Jason. 335 00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,720 ( blows trumpet ) 336 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,770 Thanks for dropping my bags off. 337 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,340 Oh, yeah, no, that was... 338 00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:15,300 that was no problem, Summer. 339 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:19,140 I was just uh... just happy I could help. 340 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,410 You know, I've seen the way you look at me. 341 00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:27,630 You're like 14 or something? 342 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,220 Adorable. 343 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,260 But weird. 344 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,760 Adorable is good, right? 345 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800 Nah. 346 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,600 You blew it, man. 347 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,180 Oh, I shotgun this bed, by the way. 348 00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,280 If you forgot the white tequila, Roger, 349 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,570 I swear to God... 350 00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,240 Come on, my little fortune cookie, 351 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,840 I'd never forget the white gold. 352 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,510 Oh, dad, sweet racism. 353 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,420 What? 354 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,480 Was I racist? 355 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,420 ( laughs ) 356 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,220 ( yawns ) 357 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,870 I'm gonna explore. You two coming? 358 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,370 Hmm, spend more time with my lame sister? 359 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,640 Yeah, sure, we'll go. 360 00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:13,270 Ok. 361 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,930 Dad, Lisa, we're leaving! 362 00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:15,910 Ok, later. 363 00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:18,380 Babe, pay attention to me! 364 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,410 Wow, you must be a really good pitcher, Summer. 365 00:17:58,450 --> 00:17:59,980 I play first base. 366 00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:04,880 So, uh... your parents like to party, huh? 367 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,230 Lisa's not my mom. But yeah, they do. 368 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,250 Yours? 369 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,720 Um... yeah, no, they party all the time. 370 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:12,900 They're, like, super trashy. 371 00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:16,630 Ok, dude, don't try to hit on my sister in front of me. 372 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,690 I wasn't hitting on your sister, man. 373 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,730 She's not even really my type. 374 00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,880 Really? Why is that? 375 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:33,240 Well, uh... you walk weird, and um... 376 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,810 uh, your hair is too messy 377 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:43,360 and, uh, you can be mean sometimes and, uh... 378 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,490 well, your family is- 379 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,520 Messed up? 380 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,400 That's not what I meant- 381 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,430 To say? 382 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,790 Look, I'm messing with you, Jason. 383 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,360 You really gotta loosen up, man. 384 00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,780 My family's messed up, too, you know. 385 00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:04,280 ( laughs ) 386 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,610 Strike two, playa. 387 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,690 Yooooo! 388 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,480 Check it out! 389 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,660 Woah. 390 00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:49,530 Maybe a deer died here or something. 391 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,760 Yeah, it's pretty sweet. 392 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,520 This would be good for LARP Camp next week. 393 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:59,630 Uh, yeah, about that live action role play thing next week... 394 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:05,580 well, I mean, it's really more of a seminar. 395 00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:09,780 But, uh, I don't even know if I can go or whatever. 396 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:11,920 Oh, 'cause you wanna go on a date with my sister? 397 00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:12,870 Dude. 398 00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:13,780 No way, man. 399 00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:15,810 I mean, she could come to LARP camp too, 400 00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:19,620 but I mean, she would make a great demon cow. 401 00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:20,920 Whatever, man. 402 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,080 Ugliest, nastiest demon cow. 403 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:23,720 Woah. 404 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,660 Ever. 405 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,390 Well, I mean, she's- she's not that ugly. 406 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:28,470 Dude. 407 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,530 Gross. 408 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,590 Hey! Dungeons and Dildos, let's keep moving! 409 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:32,790 We were just, you know- 410 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:35,360 Dude. Who cares? 411 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,530 Whatever you're showing us better be better 412 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:14,640 than playing with bones in the woods. 413 00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:15,870 Ok, Summer? 414 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,180 Fuck. 415 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:27,990 Oh, ok. 416 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,490 A shitty old house with a bunch of shitty old cars. 417 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,190 Fuck off, Colin. 418 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,820 Sweet. 419 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,770 Oh, uh, guys? 420 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,540 I think this is private property. 421 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:40,140 Yeah, be more of a wuss, Jason. 422 00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:42,010 Girls love that stuff. 423 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,830 Shotgun! 424 00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:51,120 Ugh! 425 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:53,640 ( sniffs ) 426 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,310 Ugh! 427 00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:55,090 It friggin' stinks in here! 428 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:56,580 Hey. 429 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:57,660 Summer! 430 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,950 I don't- I really don't think we should be here. 431 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:01,990 Are you scared of guard dogs or something? 432 00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:05,150 Um... yeah. 433 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,590 Aren't you? 434 00:22:08,090 --> 00:22:09,160 No. 435 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,030 Well, good. I feel safer already. 436 00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:13,760 Yo, what is all this shit? 437 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,430 Hey guys, come here! 438 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,100 Oh, Colin, get outta there. 439 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:20,650 Ugh. 440 00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:21,140 Oh, gross. 441 00:22:21,170 --> 00:22:22,040 I'm gonna barf! 442 00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:22,900 Oh, god. 443 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:23,470 It smells like your room. 444 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,240 Come on, let's bounce. 445 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:24,980 Fuck you. 446 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,570 Yeah, no, that's a great idea. 447 00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:27,610 Yeah. 448 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,090 Yo, wait! 449 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,520 There's mad bling up in this barrel! 450 00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:34,520 Hey, that might actually be worth something. 451 00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:36,680 Hey, fuck you! That's mine! 452 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,120 You're such a pussy, Colin. 453 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,100 Hey, shut up. That's sexist. 454 00:22:39,130 --> 00:22:42,230 You're such a... you're such a penis, Summer. 455 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:43,160 Guys. 456 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,900 Guys, we should get the heck outta here. 457 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,760 There's, like... melted watches and cell phones 458 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,160 and crap in here, too. 459 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:49,960 Oh, shit. 460 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,930 See that? 461 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,270 ( vehicle approaches ) 462 00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:54,780 Let's go. 463 00:22:58,550 --> 00:22:59,950 We're gonna get arrested! 464 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:00,720 Arrested? 465 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,750 We're gonna get freakin' murdered! 466 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,250 ( whispers ) Ok, go. 467 00:23:08,290 --> 00:23:09,760 Come on, go, go, go, go. 468 00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:21,510 Is this where the party is? 469 00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:30,010 We are gonna get so turn't. 470 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,270 What's with all the cars? 471 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:34,110 What are you, like, a mechanic or something? 472 00:23:35,850 --> 00:23:37,720 That'd be kinda hot. 473 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:45,720 Thanks- thanks for driving, lady, 'cause uh... 474 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,200 we're so wasted. 475 00:23:47,230 --> 00:23:48,970 ( laughing ) 476 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,930 Ok, can we go?! 477 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:53,770 Nah, dude. 478 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,800 This place's gonna have a threesome. 479 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,910 Colin, you don't even know what that means. 480 00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,340 It's 2017, Summer. 481 00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:01,570 Everybody knows what everything means. 482 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,610 You're gonna get us shot! 483 00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:15,650 ( inside ) So, like... where are we gonna do this thing? 484 00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:21,830 'Cause full offense, lady, this house is creepy. 485 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,660 What's with all the unicorn stuff? 486 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,940 I know we may not look it but we're real artists 487 00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:28,640 in the bedroom. 488 00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:30,110 You don't- 489 00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:31,810 you guys think dad has ever had a threesome? 490 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,950 God, shut up, Colin. 491 00:24:33,970 --> 00:24:39,970 ( soft music begins ) *** 492 00:24:40,010 --> 00:24:43,210 I did stunts in a movie once. 493 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:47,260 * 494 00:24:47,290 --> 00:24:51,830 Ooh, hello sexy. 495 00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:54,230 To good times and awesome strangers. 496 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:55,720 Woo! 497 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,990 * Oh baby take my hand, 498 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,160 * 499 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:07,710 * and close, close your eyes... * 500 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,400 You don't, uh, dance, lady? 501 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,340 ( laughs ) 502 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:12,080 Shut up, Colin! 503 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:12,970 Shut up, Summer! 504 00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:13,470 Fuck you! 505 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:14,980 Frig off, Summer! 506 00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:18,950 * 507 00:25:18,990 --> 00:25:24,800 * I know what I want you to, * 508 00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:26,790 * to do for me, 509 00:25:26,830 --> 00:25:28,270 It's go time. 510 00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:30,960 ( chuckles ) 511 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,740 * I know what I want you to, * 512 00:25:32,770 --> 00:25:33,770 ( thud ) 513 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,230 That's messed up, bro. 514 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:40,840 ( laughs ) 515 00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:42,000 * 516 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,170 * Come on, come on, 517 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:47,310 * Come on, come on, 518 00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:50,010 Guys, can we go do, 519 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:52,820 like, literally anything else? 520 00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:53,650 No. 521 00:25:55,050 --> 00:25:56,250 Uh... 522 00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:58,830 * 523 00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:00,970 the fuck...? 524 00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:08,430 Whaaat? 525 00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:12,040 * 526 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:15,240 * I'm hearing, 527 00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:18,170 * your chest is beating, 528 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:24,810 * Oh baby, take my hand, 529 00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:32,820 * and close, close your eyes... * 530 00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:33,530 Guys. 531 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,030 Guys, I think she drugged them. 532 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:35,960 No, no. 533 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 I mean... maybe they're just really drunk. 534 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:42,400 I mean, dad passes out all the time, right? 535 00:26:42,430 --> 00:26:44,730 Wha- where are you going? 536 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:45,430 Summer! 537 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:48,040 Summer! Summer! 538 00:26:48,070 --> 00:26:49,070 Fuck! 539 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:56,210 ( muffled thumps ) 540 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,020 Guys. 541 00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:58,510 Shhh! 542 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,510 Guys. 543 00:27:00,550 --> 00:27:03,050 ( inside ) Oh, fuck! 544 00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:06,130 Hey, kids, I got something for ya. 545 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,400 Clinton, Alicia, time for breakfast. 546 00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:11,200 Can we please go? 547 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,930 ( door opens ) 548 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:31,950 ( music continues ) *** 549 00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:33,450 Alicia! 550 00:27:33,490 --> 00:27:35,430 It's time for breakfast. 551 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,830 Can we go? 552 00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:46,500 Shut up. 553 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:51,340 What the hell?! 554 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:52,000 What the hell?! 555 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,210 What the hell?! 556 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,350 What the hell?! 557 00:27:54,370 --> 00:27:54,870 I wanna see. 558 00:27:54,910 --> 00:27:55,810 No, Colin, let's go! 559 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,340 Come on, let's go. 560 00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:56,780 Please. 561 00:27:56,810 --> 00:27:57,550 No, you saw it. 562 00:27:57,580 --> 00:27:58,820 You wanted to save these bros. 563 00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:01,040 Colin! 564 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:07,180 ( starts feeding ) 565 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:09,530 ( gasping ) 566 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,430 Come on! Let's go! 567 00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:11,860 Now! 568 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,030 Summer! 569 00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:20,570 Summer! 570 00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:22,200 Colin! 571 00:28:22,230 --> 00:28:23,030 Summer! 572 00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:24,140 Colin! 573 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,300 What did you see?! 574 00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:27,500 What did you see?! 575 00:28:28,510 --> 00:28:29,380 Blood! Eating! 576 00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:31,280 She killed them! 577 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,210 Fuck. 578 00:28:35,350 --> 00:28:36,620 ( glass shatters ) 579 00:28:36,650 --> 00:28:38,290 What the hell'd you do that for?! 580 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,360 What do you mean? 581 00:28:39,390 --> 00:28:40,160 I just saved the other dude's life! 582 00:28:40,190 --> 00:28:41,390 How? 583 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,020 Well, now she knows that someone else is out here 584 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:45,030 and saw everything. 585 00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:47,830 And that she should murder us to tie up loose ends?! 586 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,140 Well... I thought you were gonna throw a rock, too! 587 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,160 Guys! 588 00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:00,580 Let's go! 589 00:29:00,610 --> 00:29:01,850 Go! 590 00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,490 You're such a little prick, Colin! 591 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,560 This is all your fault! 592 00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:13,480 How is this my fault? 593 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,590 "Oh, those playas gonna have a threesome!" 594 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:17,950 How was I supposed to know she's a bro-drugging psycho? 595 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,190 I'm not fucking psychic! 596 00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:20,530 Oh yeah, but you're bloody stupid! 597 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,930 Yeah, and you're a bloody bitch! 598 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,120 No wonder mom left! 599 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:23,560 Guys! 600 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,240 Fuck you! 601 00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:24,960 ( struggling ) 602 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,470 Guys! 603 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,300 What?! 604 00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:27,230 Listen to me! 605 00:29:27,270 --> 00:29:29,540 Chances are that woman, 606 00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:31,480 she probably knows these woods better than we do. 607 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:34,470 We're not safe until we tell your parents what happened. 608 00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:39,220 So apologize now and let's go. 609 00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:40,320 Or don't. 610 00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:43,350 Either way, we should still get going. 611 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:47,950 Ok, good. 612 00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:48,660 Let's go. 613 00:29:48,690 --> 00:29:50,390 Let's go, ok? 614 00:30:02,430 --> 00:30:05,000 ( turns lock ) 615 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:15,050 ( suspense music ) 616 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:25,120 ( suspense music ) 617 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:35,060 ( suspense music ) 618 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:45,140 ( suspense music ) 619 00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:59,020 ( suspense music ) 620 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:04,070 ( feeding ) 621 00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:11,300 ( slurping and snarling ) 622 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,040 You got any 8's? 623 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,310 Go fish. 624 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:27,210 It's your lucky day, cowgirl. 625 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:30,050 ( chuckles ) 626 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,120 You got any 4's? 627 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,620 Mmm... 628 00:31:37,660 --> 00:31:38,530 nope. 629 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,060 Go fish. 630 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,700 Caught a big one. 631 00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:46,680 Well, well, well. 632 00:31:46,710 --> 00:31:47,410 Start- 633 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,210 Dad! Dad! 634 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,800 Oh, shit! 635 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,640 Dad, there's a psycho bitch! 636 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,820 ( clamouring ) 637 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,310 Lisa and I, we were just um... 638 00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:55,590 Playing Go Fish Foreplay, yeah. 639 00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:58,650 Wait, that's a thing? 640 00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,310 Fuck, hot dogs. 641 00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:01,150 Hey, sensible bites, Colin. 642 00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:02,830 Ok, dad, you need to listen to me. 643 00:32:02,850 --> 00:32:03,920 Yeah, what's up? 644 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,700 The- the neighbour, it's- it's our neighbour and it- 645 00:32:06,730 --> 00:32:07,730 Henry's here? 646 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,570 I love that guy. 647 00:32:08,590 --> 00:32:09,760 Sperm whale, where are you, you... 648 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,830 What the fuck, dad? 649 00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:12,760 Not our neighbour back home, our neighbour here! 650 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,210 Are you drunk already? 651 00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:15,300 If I say yes will you be mad? 652 00:32:15,330 --> 00:32:15,630 Yes! 653 00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:16,510 Then no. 654 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:18,080 Ok, dad, you really need to focus here. 655 00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,100 Ok. 656 00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:20,080 Our neighbour, she drugged these guys and then- 657 00:32:20,110 --> 00:32:22,110 and then I think she killed one of them and- 658 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,440 No, she would have fed them to something. 659 00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:27,070 That's the same as killing them! 660 00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:28,040 Mmm. 661 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,610 So what you're saying is that our neighbour, 662 00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:32,120 who is a lady, is also a cannibal. 663 00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:36,720 Colin, is she hot? 664 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,560 Yeah. 665 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:40,650 We gotta go then and check this out. 666 00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:41,360 Ok, dad- 667 00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:42,760 Lisa... 668 00:32:42,790 --> 00:32:43,620 Look, we- can we just call the cops and get outta here? 669 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:44,760 Come on, we're not gonna call the cops. 670 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,740 Look. 671 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,090 Fine. I'll drive. 672 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:46,790 ( snorts ) 673 00:32:48,470 --> 00:32:50,170 ( drunkenly ) Yeah, I'm gonna let you drive. 674 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,700 Screw you, Lisa. 675 00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:53,310 Oh, Summer, come on. 676 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:54,810 You don't suppose that there's a landline around here 677 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,600 or something? 678 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,500 What's a landline? 679 00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:58,670 Oh my god, why did we even come here?! 680 00:32:58,710 --> 00:32:59,370 'Cause it's cheap. 681 00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:01,210 Alright, ok, guys, seriously. 682 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:01,890 Enough. 683 00:33:01,910 --> 00:33:04,310 We'll go for a walk. 684 00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:06,110 I'm gonna get some fresh air, 685 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,280 and check out this cabin. 686 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,590 Together. 687 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:09,750 Ok? 688 00:33:09,790 --> 00:33:12,300 If there's anything shady going on I'll take care of it. 689 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,490 No, dad, nu-uh. 690 00:33:13,530 --> 00:33:14,900 Summer. Summer. 691 00:33:14,930 --> 00:33:16,330 Hey, I got this. 692 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,760 Huh? 693 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,270 Seriously dad, you're really not helping anything. 694 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,400 Jason. Jason! 695 00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,230 Have fun, Jason! 696 00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:28,870 I'll have fun in here not getting eaten! 697 00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:31,810 You can help me make dinner. 698 00:33:33,510 --> 00:33:34,410 No. 699 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,110 I guess you already ate. 700 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,150 ( urinating ) 701 00:33:39,190 --> 00:33:39,820 Woah. 702 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,880 I peed on my beer cans. 703 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,850 I almost wrote my whole name. 704 00:33:43,890 --> 00:33:46,200 ( chuckles ) 705 00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:47,660 Here. 706 00:33:47,690 --> 00:33:49,420 What do you want me to do with this? 707 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:50,390 Woah, woah, woah, 708 00:33:50,430 --> 00:33:52,840 hey now, Jay, big Jay, come on, no, no, no. 709 00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:56,830 Only responsible- rebe... response... 710 00:33:56,870 --> 00:34:00,240 only persponsible grown-ups are allowed to use the axes. 711 00:34:00,270 --> 00:34:01,470 Mmmkay? 712 00:34:01,510 --> 00:34:02,550 Lisa. 713 00:34:02,570 --> 00:34:03,740 Lisa! 714 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:04,320 Huh? 715 00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:05,510 Take a photo of- of me. 716 00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:06,770 I look like a lumberjack. 717 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:09,220 ( laughs ) 718 00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:11,190 You look so sexy. 719 00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:13,910 Eh? 720 00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:15,250 That's disgusting. 721 00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:16,230 No, it's not. 722 00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:16,860 It's sexy. 723 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:17,860 You heard her say it. 724 00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:18,930 Ugh. 725 00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:23,230 With any luck he's gonna get bored and fall asleep 726 00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:24,890 and then we can drag his drunk ass back home. 727 00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:26,690 No, you won't! 728 00:34:28,870 --> 00:34:29,910 ( urinating ) 729 00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:31,840 Hey, look! I got a kick-stand. 730 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,300 You drink six, you piss out twelve. 731 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:37,800 Am I right, kids? 732 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,740 Yeah, dad, you've had your fun, so we can go back now, right? 733 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:41,550 There's hot dogs at home. 734 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,710 Yeah, but this is way more fun. 735 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:46,660 I don't think he should be out here in this state. 736 00:34:46,690 --> 00:34:48,430 Well, to be fair, my dad does his best fighting 737 00:34:48,450 --> 00:34:49,780 when he's drunk. 738 00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:51,390 Yeah, that's right. 739 00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:52,820 Power five. 740 00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:54,400 ( makes explosion sound ) 741 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,870 That was pretty weak, Jason. 742 00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:59,900 I'm being honest with you. 743 00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:01,660 I'll tell you- give you a word of advice. 744 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:04,870 A man can always tell how manly a man is 745 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,330 by how powerful his power five is. 746 00:35:07,370 --> 00:35:09,340 Thanks for those words of wisdom, Mr. Slade. 747 00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:10,850 That's great. 748 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,720 Roger. 749 00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:15,310 Call me Roger. 750 00:35:15,350 --> 00:35:19,560 I consider you t- to be a son to me, you know? 751 00:35:19,590 --> 00:35:21,830 A taller, better-looking son. 752 00:35:21,850 --> 00:35:22,550 God, dad! 753 00:35:22,590 --> 00:35:23,430 I'm joking! 754 00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:24,630 Come on. 755 00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:26,400 Let's go find some fucking cannibals. 756 00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:30,760 Hey, cannibals! 757 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,640 Ok. 758 00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:34,260 ( laughs ) 759 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,860 Just a little more quiet, maybe? 760 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,700 Hit me baby one more... 761 00:35:41,870 --> 00:35:51,780 ( suspense music ) 762 00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:54,530 So this is it. 763 00:35:54,550 --> 00:35:56,880 I should go on adventures with you kids more often. 764 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,650 ( laughs drunkenly ) 765 00:35:57,690 --> 00:35:58,600 Shhh! 766 00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:03,960 Bum-bum-bum-ba-ba-ba... 767 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:12,100 Mr. Slade! 768 00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:13,740 You really need to be quiet! 769 00:36:13,770 --> 00:36:15,570 Ok, you know what, Jason? 770 00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:19,920 I'm super drunk and I'm kinda high. 771 00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:23,450 So being quiet is really hard for me. 772 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,910 Mmmkay? 773 00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:25,750 Good talk. 774 00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:26,450 Boop boop. 775 00:36:26,490 --> 00:36:26,920 Huh? 776 00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:27,780 Let's go. 777 00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:29,490 ( trips on garbage cans ) 778 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,650 Aaah. 779 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,550 Oh, that smells like shit. 780 00:36:33,590 --> 00:36:34,490 Dad! 781 00:36:34,530 --> 00:36:35,700 ( groans ) 782 00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:36,600 With love, shut up! 783 00:36:36,630 --> 00:36:37,670 Yeah! 784 00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,570 Tastes like shit, too. 785 00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:50,710 ( music playing inside ) *** 786 00:36:50,740 --> 00:36:52,640 Ugh. This is boring. 787 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,950 I'm gonna go and see if anyone's home. 788 00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:54,950 Dad! 789 00:36:58,150 --> 00:37:00,490 Hello? 790 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,560 It's your neighbour. 791 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:04,400 Carrying a big axe! 792 00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:05,420 ( stumbles ) 793 00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:08,020 ( crashes ) 794 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,790 Shhh! 795 00:37:10,830 --> 00:37:17,470 * 796 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,430 Dad, stop dicking around! 797 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:20,600 Hello? 798 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:25,680 ( slips ) Woah. 799 00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:38,030 * 800 00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:38,930 It's ok. 801 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,760 It's just really cheap wine. 802 00:37:40,790 --> 00:37:41,990 ( snorts ) 803 00:37:42,030 --> 00:37:43,070 I'm gonna try this room. 804 00:37:43,090 --> 00:37:45,090 Dad, seriously! 805 00:37:48,470 --> 00:37:54,180 ( shuffling ) 806 00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:55,680 ( muffled crash ) 807 00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:56,910 Woops! 808 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,050 You guys hear that? 809 00:38:09,590 --> 00:38:10,790 I'm just gonna turn off that music. 810 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:13,150 I'll turn it back on later. 811 00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:14,460 Dad! 812 00:38:14,490 --> 00:38:15,690 ( pulls needle off record ) 813 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,870 I don't see any cannibals. 814 00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:37,440 Come on. 815 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,150 Maybe she has a phone or something. 816 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:55,700 We just broke into someone's house. 817 00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:56,260 ( laughs ) 818 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,000 How messed up is that? 819 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,770 Ugh. 820 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,880 Hey, Lisa, I have to pee. 821 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,580 We've been through this before, Colin. 822 00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:11,190 You don't need to ask me. 823 00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:14,830 Well, what if the psycho cannibal lady is in there? 824 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,010 Dammit, Colin, close the door! 825 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:32,930 Well, what if the cannibal lady is in here waiting for me 826 00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:36,140 to close the door so she can friggin' murder me? 827 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:37,570 You think about that, Lisa? 828 00:39:37,610 --> 00:39:39,150 No. You didn't. 829 00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:41,150 'Cause you didn't finish high school. 830 00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:50,990 Hey, Lisa? 831 00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:52,690 Do we have any dessert? 832 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,920 Yeah, it's called get some damn manners cake! 833 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,160 Well. 834 00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:09,310 ( knocking ) 835 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,270 It's about damn time. 836 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,550 ...The fuck? 837 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,650 ( urinating ) 838 00:40:22,690 --> 00:40:23,630 ( thump ) 839 00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:24,330 Fuck! 840 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,730 ( urinating ) 841 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,930 ( muffled screaming ) 842 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,000 Stop it! 843 00:40:29,030 --> 00:40:30,630 Stop it! 844 00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:31,860 You're squeezing me!!!! 845 00:40:33,970 --> 00:40:36,170 ( bottle smashes ) 846 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,300 ( thump ) 847 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,010 ( urinating in bowl ) 848 00:40:42,010 --> 00:40:44,310 ( urinating ) 849 00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:46,010 Shh... 850 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,040 ( urinating ) 851 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,320 Fuck. 852 00:40:49,350 --> 00:40:51,020 ( continues to urinate ) 853 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:52,890 Oh, fuck. Goddammit! 854 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,830 Be quiet, fucking piece of shit! 855 00:40:54,850 --> 00:40:58,020 ( urinating ) 856 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:06,990 Fuck! 857 00:41:24,050 --> 00:41:29,090 ( feeding ) 858 00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:46,680 Ok, so what now? 859 00:41:46,710 --> 00:41:47,740 Well, maybe we should- 860 00:41:47,770 --> 00:41:49,670 Think we should split up and cover more ground? 861 00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:51,650 I was thinking the exact same thing, my friend. 862 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,720 I was actually gonna say stick together no matter what, but... 863 00:41:56,310 --> 00:41:57,840 Jason? 864 00:41:58,420 --> 00:42:00,960 You, my friend, are a tactical genius. 865 00:42:00,990 --> 00:42:03,290 That's why I would not wanna play chess with you. 866 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,090 Also because chess is fucking boring. 867 00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:10,130 I do- I- I have to say, I broke into this house 868 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,700 under the promise that I was going to see some crazy shit. 869 00:42:14,730 --> 00:42:19,400 So far, pretty disappointed in the both of you. 870 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,910 So where is she, huh? 871 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:23,340 Where's the sexy cannibal? 872 00:42:23,370 --> 00:42:24,300 ( gasps ) 873 00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:25,170 Hey, Jason, Hey! 874 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:26,010 Come here! Come here! 875 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:26,870 Come on, boy. 876 00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:29,810 I got- I got a good idea. 877 00:42:29,850 --> 00:42:31,860 We should start a band called Sexy Cannibals. 878 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,780 Huh? 879 00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:34,830 I'm the guitar and singer, obviously, 880 00:42:34,850 --> 00:42:36,050 you play the drums, 881 00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:38,830 Colin plays the bass, what's her name plays whatever it is, 882 00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:41,130 we go on tour, we play some fuckin' shows, 883 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,700 we sleep in the van... 884 00:42:42,730 --> 00:42:46,170 it's not as creepy as it sounds, and we fuckin' party. 885 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,070 And we'll party all the days... long days. 886 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,070 What if no one goes to our shows? 887 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,170 Why wouldn't people go to our shows... 888 00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:59,350 should be the question that you ask. 889 00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:03,450 I just bought a drum machine, actually- 890 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,040 You bought a- 891 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,780 Hey, guys! Come here! 892 00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:07,290 What? No. 893 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,030 It's too far. 894 00:43:09,050 --> 00:43:09,480 Ok, fine. 895 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,920 Stay there. 896 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,130 Just don't touch anything. 897 00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:14,820 Jason? 898 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:15,960 Get your axe. 899 00:43:20,070 --> 00:43:21,870 Get your axe, Jason. 900 00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:27,740 You be careful with that thing, buddy. 901 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,820 Woah. 902 00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:46,030 Yeah. 903 00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:47,200 Woah. 904 00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:26,230 ( snorts ) 905 00:44:28,370 --> 00:44:29,810 Ready? 906 00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:44,820 ( thump ) 907 00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:45,950 Dad?! 908 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,230 Oh. 909 00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:58,860 That's not good. 910 00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:00,240 Yeah, no shit. 911 00:45:01,630 --> 00:45:02,800 I don't... 912 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,040 He's still breathing. 913 00:45:08,070 --> 00:45:10,140 Ok, good, good, good. 914 00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:12,050 I think he drank some of that drug wine. 915 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,450 Yeah, no shit, Jason. 916 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,090 Come on. Help him up. 917 00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:19,850 Dad? Dad! 918 00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:20,520 Dad. 919 00:45:20,550 --> 00:45:22,850 Roger? Roger! 920 00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:23,960 God. 921 00:45:23,990 --> 00:45:25,430 Fuck, I hate you. 922 00:45:25,460 --> 00:45:27,060 Let's move this table. 923 00:45:27,090 --> 00:45:28,450 It's a fact, my dad's an idiot. 924 00:45:28,490 --> 00:45:30,220 Maybe he'll be fine in a few hours or days. 925 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:31,890 I don't know that much about drugs, but... 926 00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:33,260 That's hoping that psycho doesn't mind having 927 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:36,240 a 200 pound moron sitting in her living room. 928 00:45:36,570 --> 00:45:38,170 ( thump ) 929 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,370 Come on, dad. 930 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,470 ( grunting ) 931 00:45:41,510 --> 00:45:42,750 He's heavy. 932 00:45:42,770 --> 00:45:45,040 Yeah, well, he's 40 and all he does is watch cartoons and eat, 933 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,920 of course he's fuckin' heavy. 934 00:45:46,950 --> 00:45:51,350 ( struggling ) 935 00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:51,880 ( drops legs ) 936 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,220 That's not working. 937 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,610 Well, what then? 938 00:45:57,060 --> 00:45:58,030 Where are you going? 939 00:45:58,060 --> 00:46:00,000 I'm locking the door in case she comes back. 940 00:46:00,030 --> 00:46:01,900 We're gonna have to hide him. 941 00:46:01,930 --> 00:46:03,370 Close that door. 942 00:46:03,390 --> 00:46:04,890 Fine. 943 00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:11,110 ( stumbles ) 944 00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:12,210 ( thud ) 945 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,410 What the hell? 946 00:46:22,110 --> 00:46:23,040 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 947 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,480 Don't tell me you wanna put him in there. 948 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:25,520 Uh-uh. 949 00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:28,360 I don't think we have a choice. 950 00:46:28,390 --> 00:46:29,330 Fuck. 951 00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:33,100 ( flies buzzing ) 952 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,390 ( chokes ) 953 00:46:38,030 --> 00:46:39,200 Actually, we can do better than that. 954 00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:41,960 That's... that's not good. 955 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,660 ( banging ) 956 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:46,970 ( door rattling ) 957 00:46:49,470 --> 00:46:50,440 Jason? 958 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,110 ( door rattles ) 959 00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:52,140 Jason, just get the weapons. 960 00:46:52,180 --> 00:46:52,620 Come on. 961 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,970 Come on! 962 00:46:54,010 --> 00:46:55,580 Come on, come on. 963 00:46:55,610 --> 00:46:57,240 ( rattling ) 964 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,110 Come on! 965 00:47:04,490 --> 00:47:07,130 ( rattling ) 966 00:47:08,990 --> 00:47:10,290 Ready? 967 00:47:14,130 --> 00:47:17,060 ( thumping ) 968 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:17,730 ( gasps ) 969 00:47:17,770 --> 00:47:18,740 ( muffled screaming ) 970 00:47:18,770 --> 00:47:20,280 Oh god, I'm sorry! 971 00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:21,080 I'm sorry! 972 00:47:21,110 --> 00:47:22,250 ( muffled screaming ) 973 00:47:22,270 --> 00:47:23,140 What the hell?! 974 00:47:23,170 --> 00:47:24,070 Oh Jesus, I'm sorry! 975 00:47:24,110 --> 00:47:25,150 I'm sorry! 976 00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:26,580 I'm sorry! 977 00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:27,470 I'm sorry! 978 00:47:27,510 --> 00:47:29,480 You're gonna be sir, I know first aid! 979 00:47:29,510 --> 00:47:31,110 ( whimpering ) 980 00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:32,090 ( heavy thud ) 981 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,090 Woah! 982 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,560 ( muffled screaming ) 983 00:47:35,590 --> 00:47:36,130 Shit! 984 00:47:36,150 --> 00:47:37,180 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 985 00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:39,490 ( screaming ) 986 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:39,890 You know what? 987 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:40,450 No, no, no! 988 00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:41,650 Ok, we need to help him. 989 00:47:41,690 --> 00:47:42,320 Why? 990 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:42,990 Really? 991 00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:44,000 Yes! 992 00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:45,400 ( screaming continues ) 993 00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:46,590 ( feeding ) 994 00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:47,990 Woah! 995 00:47:48,030 --> 00:47:51,030 ( snarling ) 996 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:53,500 Oh, Jesus! 997 00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:54,410 Oh! 998 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,050 ( low growling ) 999 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,680 ( thud ) 1000 00:48:10,090 --> 00:48:13,660 ( moaning ) 1001 00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:14,690 ( raspy breathing ) 1002 00:48:21,670 --> 00:48:23,510 That was messed up. 1003 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,170 Ok, ok, ok. 1004 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,670 We gotta get- we gotta get dad. 1005 00:48:27,710 --> 00:48:28,510 Ok. 1006 00:48:28,540 --> 00:48:30,280 ( grunting ) 1007 00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:30,780 Come on. 1008 00:48:30,810 --> 00:48:31,850 Yeah. 1009 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,620 So we're gonna go home, grab the van, pick up dad, 1010 00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:37,390 and get the hell out of here. 1011 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,360 Ok. 1012 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:43,320 Get him... 1013 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,730 ( growling ) 1014 00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:07,720 No, Summer. 1015 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:08,350 Please, I don't wanna- 1016 00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:10,290 Shut up, we're doing this. 1017 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,120 ( growling ) 1018 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,650 Oh my god. 1019 00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:16,290 ( grunting ) 1020 00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:18,280 Come on. 1021 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,090 Let's uh, squish it. 1022 00:49:22,130 --> 00:49:24,130 ( grunting ) 1023 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:27,690 Shit. 1024 00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:31,470 ( grunting ) 1025 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:32,370 Throw him in! 1026 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,030 Now? 1027 00:49:33,070 --> 00:49:34,200 Come on, come on, let's go! 1028 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,470 ( thud ) 1029 00:49:58,900 --> 00:49:59,670 Summer! 1030 00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:01,470 Were those what I think they were? 1031 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:03,470 I don't know, because to me those looked like- 1032 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,400 ( twigs snapping ) 1033 00:50:08,410 --> 00:50:08,910 Shit! 1034 00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:10,150 Come on, come on! 1035 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,910 ( sniffing ) 1036 00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:47,240 What? 1037 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,250 What is it, honey? 1038 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,610 ( low growls ) 1039 00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:53,850 ( rat squeaking ) 1040 00:50:54,950 --> 00:51:00,790 ( feeding ) 1041 00:51:00,830 --> 00:51:03,700 ( snarling ) 1042 00:51:06,830 --> 00:51:08,190 What is it? 1043 00:51:08,230 --> 00:51:09,600 Is that a rat? 1044 00:51:09,630 --> 00:51:10,530 Drop it. 1045 00:51:10,570 --> 00:51:11,710 Drop it! 1046 00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:12,740 Ugh. 1047 00:51:36,490 --> 00:51:39,460 Dude, did you just smell my hand? 1048 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:42,810 What? No, I was just... I was just sighing. 1049 00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:50,750 Colin? Colin! 1050 00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:51,750 Lisa? 1051 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,250 Summer? Summer! 1052 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:56,640 Summ- 1053 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:57,910 Colin? Lisa? 1054 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,950 ( weak groaning ) 1055 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,960 ( gasps ) 1056 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,740 Lisa! 1057 00:52:14,770 --> 00:52:16,810 Oh my god, I'm sorry. 1058 00:52:16,830 --> 00:52:18,030 I- I didn't like her or anything 1059 00:52:18,070 --> 00:52:20,010 but I didn't want her to turn into... 1060 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,980 ( faint moaning ) 1061 00:52:24,010 --> 00:52:24,880 Colin! 1062 00:52:24,910 --> 00:52:26,020 We have to find Colin. 1063 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,390 ( groaning ) 1064 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,390 No, not again! 1065 00:52:36,450 --> 00:52:39,290 ( retching ) 1066 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,690 I think I'm gonna puke. 1067 00:52:40,730 --> 00:52:41,130 No, no, no. 1068 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,370 What the hell?! 1069 00:52:42,390 --> 00:52:43,290 What the hell? 1070 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:47,800 I think she's one of them. 1071 00:52:47,830 --> 00:52:48,330 Oh really? 1072 00:52:48,370 --> 00:52:49,840 What gave that away? 1073 00:52:49,870 --> 00:52:50,910 Fuck. 1074 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,470 So, are we gonna- 1075 00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:56,580 Seriously, Jason? 1076 00:52:56,610 --> 00:52:57,450 Look, Lisa might be a bitch 1077 00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,550 but she's still my dad's girlfriend. 1078 00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:01,850 Maybe we can, I don't know, save her, or... the... 1079 00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:07,350 Oh, I think when the blood's black there's no going back. 1080 00:53:07,390 --> 00:53:10,330 Now's the time you decide to develop a sense of humour? 1081 00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,660 Sorry, I'm just trying to state the obvious, here! 1082 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:13,520 ( snarling ) 1083 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,730 ( thud ) 1084 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:15,730 ( gasping ) 1085 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,420 I'm sorry Miss... 1086 00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:18,920 I don't know what Lisa's last name is! 1087 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,290 Wait. 1088 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,300 Wait. 1089 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,300 Lisa? 1090 00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:26,800 ( snarling ) 1091 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:27,780 ( yelps ) 1092 00:53:27,810 --> 00:53:28,580 Oh shit! 1093 00:53:28,610 --> 00:53:31,480 ( snarling ) 1094 00:53:31,510 --> 00:53:32,920 ( coughing ) 1095 00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:33,770 Jason! 1096 00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:35,010 Do something! 1097 00:53:36,510 --> 00:53:37,510 Uh... 1098 00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:41,920 ( snarling and growling ) 1099 00:53:41,950 --> 00:53:42,820 Oh my god. 1100 00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:47,460 Ah! 1101 00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:47,920 I'm sorry! 1102 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:48,730 I'm sorry! 1103 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:49,730 Jesus! 1104 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,920 ( struggling ) 1105 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,930 Jason! 1106 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,490 Get her off me! 1107 00:53:54,530 --> 00:53:55,060 Get her off! 1108 00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:57,870 ( struggling ) 1109 00:53:57,900 --> 00:54:00,570 ( thumping ) 1110 00:54:00,610 --> 00:54:01,940 This is so messed up! 1111 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:03,670 Shit! 1112 00:54:04,540 --> 00:54:07,810 ( choking ) 1113 00:54:07,850 --> 00:54:09,990 Jason, Jason, where are you going? 1114 00:54:10,010 --> 00:54:12,950 ( choking ) 1115 00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:13,680 Woah. 1116 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:14,120 Woah, woah, woah! 1117 00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:14,950 Wait, wait! 1118 00:54:14,990 --> 00:54:16,060 Aaaaaggh! 1119 00:54:17,150 --> 00:54:18,020 Oh my god! 1120 00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:20,830 ( gasping ) 1121 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:21,730 Holy shit! 1122 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,030 ( gasping ) 1123 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:33,870 Colin! 1124 00:54:33,900 --> 00:54:35,570 Get out of the way! 1125 00:54:35,610 --> 00:54:37,150 I've never done this before! 1126 00:54:38,510 --> 00:54:39,150 ( gun shot ) 1127 00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:39,880 Holy shit! 1128 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:40,610 What? 1129 00:54:40,650 --> 00:54:41,580 ( thud ) 1130 00:54:41,610 --> 00:54:42,410 Lisa! 1131 00:54:42,450 --> 00:54:45,190 ( gasping ) 1132 00:54:45,220 --> 00:54:46,490 Did I get her? 1133 00:54:48,150 --> 00:54:48,710 Fuck. 1134 00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:49,250 Colin. 1135 00:54:49,290 --> 00:54:50,190 Colin, I thought... 1136 00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:50,980 I know, I know. 1137 00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:52,720 I know. 1138 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,960 The neighbour, she was here and then... and- 1139 00:54:54,990 --> 00:54:57,660 and I was peeing but then I- 1140 00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:59,600 she was doing something to Lisa and I got scared 1141 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,560 and I ran away and I heard you guys screaming 1142 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,710 and then I came in and then Lisa was acting all crazy 1143 00:55:04,740 --> 00:55:05,880 and then she was trying to kill you guys 1144 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:08,100 so I just... I just... 1145 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,050 did I just kill Lisa? 1146 00:55:12,210 --> 00:55:13,450 ( spurt ) 1147 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,650 Dude, it's ok, man. 1148 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,620 I- I think I peed my pants. 1149 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:20,980 Oh, gross. 1150 00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:21,790 Whatever, man. 1151 00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:22,960 I mean, you're covered in, like, 1152 00:55:22,990 --> 00:55:24,660 blood and brains and shit. 1153 00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:27,630 So where's dad? 1154 00:55:29,690 --> 00:55:30,690 What? 1155 00:55:31,830 --> 00:55:32,430 He's back at her place. 1156 00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:33,960 You left him back there?! 1157 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,900 What, is he dead, too? 1158 00:55:34,930 --> 00:55:35,830 No, no, he's not dead, 1159 00:55:35,870 --> 00:55:37,810 he's safe and we're going back to get him. 1160 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,010 Look, he's not dead, you hear me? 1161 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,640 Why is he even there? 1162 00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:42,870 He drank some of the drugged wine and then he passed out. 1163 00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:46,780 Fuck. 1164 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:50,910 That's not my house, you know. 1165 00:55:53,650 --> 00:55:56,150 The cabin? 1166 00:55:56,190 --> 00:55:59,190 No, the one you always pick me up at. 1167 00:55:59,220 --> 00:56:00,650 The dump? 1168 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:02,630 Yeah. 1169 00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:04,520 No, I actually... 1170 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,960 I live in this big house on Berksley Street 1171 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,940 and my parents are loaded. 1172 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,040 Well, whatever man, I mean mine are, too. 1173 00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:18,970 No, I mean they're money loaded, not drunk loaded. 1174 00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:19,920 Oh. 1175 00:56:22,810 --> 00:56:25,110 My dad's a dick and he treats my mom like crap 1176 00:56:25,150 --> 00:56:30,030 and, you know, they're probably getting a divorce. 1177 00:56:30,050 --> 00:56:33,020 This morning I left and I didn't tell them where I was going 1178 00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:38,800 and uh... now I might die 1179 00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:42,270 and I don't even know if they'll really give a shit. 1180 00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:43,070 Whatever, man. 1181 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:47,300 I mean, my parents are divorced. 1182 00:56:47,340 --> 00:56:49,010 And who knows? I mean, maybe... 1183 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,650 maybe your dad'll get an undead girlfriend 1184 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,950 and you'll get to blow her brains out, too. 1185 00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:56,190 Colin, what? 1186 00:56:56,210 --> 00:56:57,740 Well, I don't know, I'm nervous! 1187 00:56:57,780 --> 00:56:59,180 And I talk too much when I'm nervous. 1188 00:57:02,590 --> 00:57:04,930 Wait, so you lied to me? 1189 00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,800 I'm, like, your best friend and I tell you the truth 1190 00:57:07,830 --> 00:57:13,840 about everything and... like that time when I wiped my ass 1191 00:57:13,860 --> 00:57:15,190 with Dave's toothbrush because he- 1192 00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:18,130 he cheated on magic. 1193 00:57:18,170 --> 00:57:21,180 I was just... trying to fit in, I guess. 1194 00:57:21,210 --> 00:57:23,950 By pretending to be poor? 1195 00:57:23,970 --> 00:57:25,140 That is so weird, man. 1196 00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:27,920 It's... weird. 1197 00:57:27,950 --> 00:57:32,820 You know, your family, it might look messed up 1198 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:34,810 but you guys actually love each other, 1199 00:57:34,850 --> 00:57:37,350 like deep down somewhere. 1200 00:57:37,390 --> 00:57:42,100 You guys are more like my real family, you know? 1201 00:57:42,130 --> 00:57:43,930 You sensitive bitch. 1202 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:51,600 That was some seriously deep shit, dude. 1203 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,910 I love you, man. 1204 00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:55,850 You too, man. 1205 00:57:55,870 --> 00:57:57,340 Cute. 1206 00:58:00,910 --> 00:58:02,940 You know, Mr. Slade, 1207 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:04,640 maybe he drinks too much 1208 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,210 and he swears and he's not very responsible- 1209 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:09,720 He farts in my face sometimes, but... 1210 00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:11,080 But he loves you guys, 1211 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,290 and he actually gives a crap about me. 1212 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,290 Well, enough to make fun of me 1213 00:58:15,330 --> 00:58:18,400 and tell me when I'm getting stepped all over. 1214 00:58:18,430 --> 00:58:21,200 So we're not gonna let some crazy cannibal lady 1215 00:58:21,230 --> 00:58:22,860 take him away from us. 1216 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:26,730 We're gonna go back there and we're gonna mess her up! 1217 00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:29,400 She's not even that hot, anyway. 1218 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,250 So where'd you get the gun? 1219 00:58:44,150 --> 00:58:45,820 Just in here. 1220 00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:49,700 By the way, shotgun. 1221 00:58:49,730 --> 00:58:52,100 As in, shotgun the shotgun. 1222 00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:01,710 Woah. 1223 00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:03,010 Let's gear up. 1224 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,940 And blow some bros. 1225 00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:07,350 You're gonna blow some bros, Colin? 1226 00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:08,380 Blow up some bros. 1227 00:59:08,410 --> 00:59:09,740 You know what I mean. 1228 00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:11,080 Yeah. 1229 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,930 Let's fuck shit up! 1230 01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:07,670 Woah. 1231 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,130 Someone's balls just dropped. 1232 01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:13,110 ( howling ) 1233 01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:27,660 This is a pretty shitty weekend. 1234 01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:30,390 I'm gonna say it because all we've been doing is walking up 1235 01:00:30,430 --> 01:00:33,940 and down this path, we've seen some pretty disgusting shit 1236 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,160 like blood and gore, you know, and now it's snowing. 1237 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,900 I got snow in my shoes, and... 1238 01:00:38,940 --> 01:00:40,280 I pissed my pants earlier 1239 01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:42,300 and you guys wouldn't let me clean it. 1240 01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:43,910 So fuck you guys for that. 1241 01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:45,170 Sweeties! 1242 01:00:45,210 --> 01:00:47,550 ( gasps ) 1243 01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:48,850 Stop it. Stop it. 1244 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,480 Get down. 1245 01:00:49,510 --> 01:00:50,380 They're the bros. 1246 01:00:50,410 --> 01:00:51,240 Yeah, yeah. 1247 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,210 She fished them out of the basement. 1248 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:55,160 Don't make this harder than it needs to be. 1249 01:00:55,190 --> 01:00:57,790 You're gonna pay for what you did to Lisa! 1250 01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:58,480 Yeah! 1251 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,090 We're gonna tell on you! 1252 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,170 "We're gonna tell on you"? 1253 01:01:04,190 --> 01:01:08,030 The cops don't know, the cops don't care. 1254 01:01:08,070 --> 01:01:11,010 They'll never suspect me, they're all sexist. 1255 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,240 ( cocks gun ) 1256 01:01:12,270 --> 01:01:12,980 Fuck! 1257 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:13,500 Shit! 1258 01:01:13,540 --> 01:01:14,210 Split up! Split up! 1259 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,010 ( gun shot ) 1260 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,950 You're out of your league, kids! 1261 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,780 Alright, come on. 1262 01:01:20,910 --> 01:01:22,270 I want you to get them, huh? 1263 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:27,010 Go get 'em. 1264 01:01:27,050 --> 01:01:28,280 Go on, boys. 1265 01:01:29,290 --> 01:01:29,760 Go on. 1266 01:01:29,790 --> 01:01:31,530 Go get 'em, boys. 1267 01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,900 Go get 'em. 1268 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:35,600 Do you have any snacks? 1269 01:01:35,630 --> 01:01:38,100 I- I ate all my hot dogs and I'm so fuckin' hungry. 1270 01:01:38,130 --> 01:01:40,100 No, I don't have any snacks, man. 1271 01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:41,060 Fuck. 1272 01:01:43,130 --> 01:01:43,830 ( snaps ) 1273 01:01:43,870 --> 01:01:45,570 Oh, goddammit, Harold, stop it. 1274 01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:48,300 Come on, honey. 1275 01:01:49,970 --> 01:01:51,070 You go make me proud. 1276 01:01:51,110 --> 01:01:53,020 Make me proud, honey. 1277 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:56,510 ( grunting ) 1278 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:01,350 ( gun shot ) 1279 01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:15,240 ( snarling ) 1280 01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:28,180 I got one! 1281 01:02:28,210 --> 01:02:29,010 Get down! 1282 01:02:29,050 --> 01:02:30,520 ( gun shot ) 1283 01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:43,100 ( gun shot ) 1284 01:02:44,390 --> 01:02:45,930 Oh, fuck. 1285 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:47,630 Shit. Shit. 1286 01:02:47,660 --> 01:02:49,460 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 1287 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,140 ( gun shot ) 1288 01:02:51,170 --> 01:02:52,540 ( groan ) 1289 01:02:52,570 --> 01:02:53,580 Holy shit! 1290 01:02:55,410 --> 01:02:57,210 ( groans ) 1291 01:02:58,610 --> 01:02:59,510 ( thud ) 1292 01:02:59,540 --> 01:03:00,910 ( moans ) 1293 01:03:00,950 --> 01:03:02,280 Check mate, biatch! 1294 01:03:02,310 --> 01:03:03,310 Fuck! 1295 01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:07,320 Yo, she-bitch! 1296 01:03:07,350 --> 01:03:08,480 ( gun shot ) 1297 01:03:11,090 --> 01:03:12,090 I got her! 1298 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,120 ( snarling ) 1299 01:03:15,230 --> 01:03:16,570 ( struggling ) 1300 01:03:16,590 --> 01:03:18,190 ( snarling ) 1301 01:03:18,230 --> 01:03:19,070 ( gun shot ) 1302 01:03:19,100 --> 01:03:20,970 ( snarling ) 1303 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,040 ( thud ) 1304 01:03:22,070 --> 01:03:24,610 ( groans ) 1305 01:03:24,630 --> 01:03:27,070 Oh, disgusting! 1306 01:03:27,100 --> 01:03:27,630 Guys, guys! 1307 01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,130 Where's the neighbour? 1308 01:03:29,170 --> 01:03:30,570 Wha- 1309 01:03:31,980 --> 01:03:33,950 I don't know, but let's go and get dad! 1310 01:03:33,980 --> 01:03:35,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1311 01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:39,980 Ah, fuck. 1312 01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:41,420 Now I got piss and blood all over me. 1313 01:03:51,730 --> 01:03:54,240 ( grunting ) 1314 01:04:15,550 --> 01:04:17,720 Wha- what's with all the unicorns? 1315 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,500 ( shatters ) 1316 01:04:23,530 --> 01:04:25,200 Fuck unicorns. 1317 01:04:44,810 --> 01:04:45,340 Where's dad? 1318 01:04:45,380 --> 01:04:46,610 Dad's under the stairs. 1319 01:04:52,820 --> 01:04:59,320 ( bells ringing ) 1320 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,360 He's coming! 1321 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:02,570 Who's coming? 1322 01:05:05,140 --> 01:05:06,080 Summer. 1323 01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:07,270 Who's coming? 1324 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,300 Fuck. 1325 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,270 The fuck is she talking about? 1326 01:05:19,450 --> 01:05:20,620 Holy shit. 1327 01:05:22,350 --> 01:05:24,320 ( snarling ) 1328 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:26,330 Shit! 1329 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:26,960 Shit. 1330 01:05:26,990 --> 01:05:28,390 Um, Jason, hold the door. 1331 01:05:28,430 --> 01:05:30,170 Colin, help me out here. 1332 01:05:30,190 --> 01:05:30,620 Ok. 1333 01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:32,190 ( growling ) 1334 01:05:32,230 --> 01:05:33,070 Come on. 1335 01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:34,800 ( thumping ) 1336 01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:37,630 ( growling ) 1337 01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:45,810 ( bursts open ) 1338 01:05:52,150 --> 01:05:54,560 Ok, come on, come on. 1339 01:05:54,580 --> 01:05:56,450 ( creaking ) 1340 01:05:56,490 --> 01:05:57,360 Summer. 1341 01:05:57,390 --> 01:05:59,090 Summer, where's dad? 1342 01:05:59,120 --> 01:05:59,580 Where are we going? 1343 01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:00,250 Shh! 1344 01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:02,320 Guys, where are you going? 1345 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:03,470 What're you doing? 1346 01:06:03,490 --> 01:06:04,220 Guys? 1347 01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:05,160 Shh! 1348 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,800 Shut up! 1349 01:06:08,330 --> 01:06:09,390 ( gasps ) 1350 01:06:09,430 --> 01:06:12,160 ( stuttering ) 1351 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,830 Creepy kids! 1352 01:06:13,870 --> 01:06:16,570 ( door bursts open ) 1353 01:06:16,610 --> 01:06:18,380 ( gasping ) 1354 01:06:18,410 --> 01:06:20,250 Hey, you guys look cool. 1355 01:06:23,450 --> 01:06:24,520 What's up with the crack babies? 1356 01:06:24,550 --> 01:06:25,590 Dad, stay down! 1357 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:28,360 Ah gross! 1358 01:06:28,390 --> 01:06:29,620 Dad, come on! 1359 01:06:29,650 --> 01:06:30,380 Come on! 1360 01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:31,120 Is that blood? 1361 01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:31,690 Yes! 1362 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,850 Because fucking dead! 1363 01:06:33,890 --> 01:06:35,490 What do you mean, fucking dead? 1364 01:06:35,530 --> 01:06:36,900 Is that... blood on you, too? 1365 01:06:36,930 --> 01:06:38,400 Dad, I need your help! 1366 01:06:38,430 --> 01:06:39,370 What happened to the room? 1367 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,270 What- ok, why is there a couch- 1368 01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:42,140 What? 1369 01:06:42,170 --> 01:06:43,410 Bring it- Colin, help me bring it down. 1370 01:06:43,430 --> 01:06:44,200 What? 1371 01:06:44,230 --> 01:06:45,760 No, dad, I need you to help me! 1372 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,570 Just stop yelling. 1373 01:06:48,910 --> 01:06:49,710 Hey, Colin. 1374 01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:50,350 Hey. 1375 01:06:50,370 --> 01:06:50,900 Buddy. 1376 01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:51,670 Hey. Hey! 1377 01:06:51,710 --> 01:06:52,680 I'm trying to- woah. 1378 01:06:52,710 --> 01:06:53,480 Look... 1379 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:54,870 Come on, bash her skull in! 1380 01:06:54,910 --> 01:06:56,140 You know I love you, buddy, right? 1381 01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:57,240 Yeah. 1382 01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,880 A- And- And I know I can act dumb sometimes, right? 1383 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,560 I'm trying! 1384 01:07:01,590 --> 01:07:03,730 And I know I should probably act more mature. 1385 01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:04,720 Y- yeah. 1386 01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:06,320 I just wanna be the fun dad. 1387 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:07,060 ( struggling ) 1388 01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:08,790 You know, the- the cool dad. 1389 01:07:08,830 --> 01:07:09,260 Alright? 1390 01:07:09,290 --> 01:07:09,890 Come on, Jason! 1391 01:07:09,930 --> 01:07:11,030 It's just a little girl! 1392 01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:14,690 But it's... it's hard, you know, your mother and I... 1393 01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:15,790 Uh-huh, yeah. 1394 01:07:15,830 --> 01:07:16,600 That's why this is so messed up! 1395 01:07:16,630 --> 01:07:18,900 I just want you to know that I... 1396 01:07:18,940 --> 01:07:22,780 I love you and your sister very much. 1397 01:07:22,810 --> 01:07:24,180 Ok, dad, we love you, too. 1398 01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:25,250 Ok, good stuff. 1399 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,180 Good talk. 1400 01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:28,170 And I... 1401 01:07:35,850 --> 01:07:40,590 ( gasping ) 1402 01:07:42,230 --> 01:07:44,930 S- Summer, what did you do? 1403 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,230 What did you do? 1404 01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:47,560 Ok, dad, we gotta get out of here now. 1405 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,640 Come on. 1406 01:07:48,670 --> 01:07:50,340 Where's Lisa? 1407 01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:51,970 Dad. Dad. 1408 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,330 Lisa's gone. 1409 01:07:55,510 --> 01:07:56,250 What do you mean, she's gone? 1410 01:07:56,270 --> 01:07:57,440 What do you... 1411 01:07:57,470 --> 01:07:59,400 She turned into one of those and then Colin had to... 1412 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,440 Colin had to what? 1413 01:08:03,350 --> 01:08:04,720 Colin? Colin? 1414 01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:05,990 Colin had to what? 1415 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:06,690 Look, dad, you can increase your chances of meeting someone new 1416 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:08,760 if we get out of here alive. 1417 01:08:11,890 --> 01:08:12,990 Oh... yeah, alright. 1418 01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:14,290 ( smashing thump ) 1419 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,320 ( gasps ) 1420 01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:20,460 ( low growling ) 1421 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:21,200 What is that? 1422 01:08:21,230 --> 01:08:22,960 Ok, dad, help me with the door! 1423 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:23,740 What the fuck is that? 1424 01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:25,410 Help me with the fucking door! 1425 01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:27,800 ( thud ) 1426 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,280 Fuck, I hate axes! 1427 01:08:29,310 --> 01:08:30,950 ( groaning ) 1428 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,510 ( thud ) 1429 01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:52,760 My babies! 1430 01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,540 What did you do to my babies?! 1431 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:55,430 Colin, gun! 1432 01:08:58,340 --> 01:08:58,910 Shit! 1433 01:08:58,940 --> 01:08:59,610 I didn't reload it! 1434 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,500 ( cries out ) 1435 01:09:02,540 --> 01:09:03,680 ( thud ) 1436 01:09:03,710 --> 01:09:06,680 ( groans ) 1437 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:09,570 ( fighting grunts ) 1438 01:09:09,610 --> 01:09:10,510 Fuck! 1439 01:09:14,820 --> 01:09:16,660 I liked Lisa, you fucking bitch! 1440 01:09:16,690 --> 01:09:18,290 ( groans ) 1441 01:09:19,820 --> 01:09:21,290 ( cries out in pain ) 1442 01:09:21,330 --> 01:09:22,660 ( laughs ) 1443 01:09:22,690 --> 01:09:23,490 Here's another one! 1444 01:09:23,530 --> 01:09:25,070 ( cries out ) 1445 01:09:25,090 --> 01:09:26,490 ( groaning ) 1446 01:09:30,970 --> 01:09:33,910 ( cries out ) 1447 01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:34,940 Dad! 1448 01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:37,970 Are you ok? 1449 01:09:38,710 --> 01:09:41,020 She fucking stabbed me! 1450 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,310 Fuck off with the throwing the knives! 1451 01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:44,550 Fuck. 1452 01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:47,410 ( moaning ) 1453 01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:48,650 Is it bad? 1454 01:09:48,690 --> 01:09:49,620 You got stabbed! 1455 01:09:49,650 --> 01:09:50,110 Yeah, it's bad. 1456 01:09:50,150 --> 01:09:50,880 It's pretty bad! 1457 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:51,620 It's pretty bad. 1458 01:09:51,660 --> 01:09:52,590 Yeah. 1459 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:54,560 Idiot! 1460 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:56,630 Stay! 1461 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,440 ( splat ) 1462 01:10:09,410 --> 01:10:10,710 I think we're done here. 1463 01:10:17,610 --> 01:10:18,540 Summer! 1464 01:10:18,580 --> 01:10:19,940 Summer, dad's hurt! 1465 01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:20,610 Fuck. 1466 01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:21,980 Shit. 1467 01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:22,660 ( groaning ) 1468 01:10:22,690 --> 01:10:23,630 Oh my god, dad! 1469 01:10:23,650 --> 01:10:25,480 Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of here! 1470 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,050 Shit, he's losing a lot of blood. 1471 01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:28,420 Fuck! 1472 01:10:28,460 --> 01:10:29,630 Summer, don't use that kind of language, 1473 01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:30,370 it doesn't suit you. 1474 01:10:30,390 --> 01:10:30,960 Guys, guys! 1475 01:10:30,990 --> 01:10:32,090 Car keys! 1476 01:10:32,130 --> 01:10:32,730 There's, like, a ton of cars out there! 1477 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,860 Alright, dad, dad, BRB. 1478 01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:39,930 What does that mean? 1479 01:10:39,970 --> 01:10:41,340 Jason, stay with dad! 1480 01:10:42,970 --> 01:10:45,040 I gotta- I gotta find something to stop this bleeding. 1481 01:10:59,990 --> 01:11:00,760 Duct tape. 1482 01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:02,950 It really is good for everything. 1483 01:11:02,990 --> 01:11:04,020 Stay with me, Roger. 1484 01:11:04,060 --> 01:11:05,060 You're gonna be ok, alright? 1485 01:11:05,090 --> 01:11:08,930 Hey, you called me- you called me by first name. 1486 01:11:08,970 --> 01:11:11,810 P- power five. 1487 01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:13,140 Ow. 1488 01:11:13,170 --> 01:11:15,040 You nailed it. 1489 01:11:15,070 --> 01:11:16,170 Dad, we got a car. 1490 01:11:16,210 --> 01:11:17,180 ( coughs ) 1491 01:11:17,210 --> 01:11:18,050 Is it nice? 1492 01:11:18,070 --> 01:11:19,470 Yes. 1493 01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,120 You always were my favourite, Colin. 1494 01:11:23,150 --> 01:11:24,420 I hate you. 1495 01:11:24,450 --> 01:11:25,450 No you don't. 1496 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,710 ( gun shot ) 1497 01:11:55,510 --> 01:11:57,510 ( screaming ) 1498 01:11:57,910 --> 01:12:01,150 Dad!!!!!!!! 1499 01:12:02,690 --> 01:12:04,690 Dad!!!!! 1500 01:12:06,620 --> 01:12:08,050 Dad!!!!!! 1501 01:12:08,090 --> 01:12:08,950 ( gun shot ) 1502 01:12:08,990 --> 01:12:11,090 ( shatters ) 1503 01:12:11,130 --> 01:12:13,200 Guys, guys, let's go, now! 1504 01:12:13,230 --> 01:12:14,000 Now! Now! 1505 01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:15,090 Now! 1506 01:12:23,010 --> 01:12:26,820 ( gasping ) 1507 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:27,940 ( gun shot ) 1508 01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:32,520 That was my family you just killed, you little shit! 1509 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:35,780 Ten years. 1510 01:12:35,820 --> 01:12:39,130 Ten years of feeding, caring for them. 1511 01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:42,660 Do you have any idea how hard it was? 1512 01:12:42,690 --> 01:12:44,960 And did I get any thank yous? 1513 01:12:44,990 --> 01:12:46,260 ( gun shot ) 1514 01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:47,240 No! 1515 01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:50,090 Not one fucking thank you! 1516 01:12:50,130 --> 01:12:52,900 Oh, bitch, you're so dramatic! 1517 01:12:52,940 --> 01:12:54,780 But they loved me! 1518 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:58,040 They really loved me! 1519 01:12:58,070 --> 01:13:00,270 Who's gonna love me now, huh? 1520 01:13:00,310 --> 01:13:01,120 Who? 1521 01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:02,710 ( gun shot ) 1522 01:13:04,610 --> 01:13:05,940 Who cares? 1523 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:09,680 ( thump ) 1524 01:13:28,670 --> 01:13:30,540 That was for Roger. 1525 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,540 You shouldn't have messed with my family! 1526 01:13:39,580 --> 01:13:40,710 ( sobbing ) 1527 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:43,080 Your dad was a piece of shit. 1528 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:44,830 ( spits ) 1529 01:13:44,850 --> 01:13:46,150 Wait! 1530 01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:51,600 I got this. 1531 01:14:02,610 --> 01:14:05,280 Consider this the ultimate power five, dad. 1532 01:14:08,180 --> 01:14:09,620 ( hyperventilating ) 1533 01:14:09,650 --> 01:14:11,020 ( thudding squelch ) 1534 01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:36,110 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1535 01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:38,110 You drive. 1536 01:14:57,060 --> 01:15:07,070 * 1537 01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:17,140 * 1538 01:15:17,150 --> 01:15:27,100 * 1539 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:37,160 * 1540 01:15:37,170 --> 01:15:47,120 * 1541 01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:57,180 * 1542 01:15:57,190 --> 01:16:02,260 * 1543 01:16:17,770 --> 01:16:19,740 ( turns on radio ) 1544 01:16:19,780 --> 01:16:26,150 * 1545 01:16:26,180 --> 01:16:31,780 ( phone vibrating ) 1546 01:16:31,820 --> 01:16:36,390 * It was a lonely night 1547 01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:37,370 * the feeling, 1548 01:16:37,390 --> 01:16:39,090 Hi mom. 1549 01:16:39,130 --> 01:16:43,200 * in the air was turning 1550 01:16:43,230 --> 01:16:48,900 * I know what I want you to, * 1551 01:16:48,940 --> 01:16:54,950 * to do for me. 1552 01:16:54,980 --> 01:17:01,020 * I know what I want you to, * 1553 01:17:01,050 --> 01:17:05,420 * to do for me. 1554 01:17:05,450 --> 01:17:08,450 * Come on, Come on, 1555 01:17:08,490 --> 01:17:12,990 * come on, Come, 1556 01:17:13,030 --> 01:17:15,800 * just take my hand. 1557 01:17:15,830 --> 01:17:25,800 * 1558 01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:30,780 * 1559 01:17:30,810 --> 01:17:36,280 * It was more than just a call, * 1560 01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:42,260 * I'm hearing your chest is beating * 1561 01:17:42,290 --> 01:17:48,160 * Oh baby take my hand 1562 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:54,210 * and close, close your eyes * 1563 01:17:54,240 --> 01:18:00,410 * I'll lead, lead the way 1564 01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:06,950 * the way, to an end 1565 01:18:06,980 --> 01:18:13,250 * I know what I want you to, * 1566 01:18:13,290 --> 01:18:19,070 * to do for me. 1567 01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:24,940 * I know what I want you to, * 1568 01:18:24,970 --> 01:18:29,910 * to do for me. 1569 01:18:29,940 --> 01:18:32,380 * Come on, Come on, 1570 01:18:32,410 --> 01:18:37,120 * come on, Come, 1571 01:18:37,150 --> 01:18:41,860 * just take my hand. 1572 01:18:41,890 --> 01:18:44,330 * Come on, Come on, 1573 01:18:44,350 --> 01:18:49,090 * come on, Come, 1574 01:18:49,130 --> 01:18:54,440 * just take my hand. 1575 01:18:54,460 --> 01:18:58,300 * Take my hand. 1576 01:18:58,330 --> 01:19:13,210 * 1577 01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:15,460 * To do for me 1578 01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:25,520 * 1579 01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:32,530 * 1580 01:19:32,570 --> 01:19:35,080 * Come on, come on. 1581 01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:45,140 * 1582 01:19:45,180 --> 01:20:00,020 * 1583 01:20:00,060 --> 01:20:04,100 * I know what I want you to do. * 1584 01:20:04,130 --> 01:20:14,110 * 1585 01:20:14,140 --> 01:20:24,180 * 1586 01:20:24,190 --> 01:20:34,170 * 1587 01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:44,250 * 1588 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:54,150 * 1589 01:20:54,180 --> 01:21:04,220 * 1590 01:21:04,230 --> 01:21:14,210 * 1591 01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:24,290 * 1592 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:34,120 * 98664

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