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(♪ "Satan, Your Kingdom Must Come Down")

Subtitles by explosiveskull

♪ Satan, your kingdom must come down ♪

♪ Satan, your kingdom must come down ♪

♪ You've been ruling your evil ♪

♪ All over this town ♪

♪ Satan, your kingdom must come down ♪

♪ My sister set to break your kingdom down ♪

♪ My sister set to break your kingdom down ♪

♪ You've been ruling your evil ♪

♪ All over this town ♪

♪ Satan, your kingdom must come down ♪

Watch it.

Old lady.

Well, aren't you sweet.

[clears throat]

Excuse me, miss.

Ma'am we are closing for the day.

Well could I just use the ladies room for a minute?

Oh, okay, it's just down the hall.

Oh, thank you hun.

You're just so nice, thank you.

(phone rings)

Hello.

Oh, okay I'll be right there.

Hey Jim,

I have to pick up my daughter from daycare,

they close early today.

I'll see ya tomorrow.

[Jim] All right, see you in the morning.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry ma'am but we're about to close for the day,

I'm just about to leave.

If you could just talk me for just a few minutes,

I'd really appreciate it.

Okay, I only have a second.

Is this about a new policy or an existing one?

I'm sure there must be something nice about you,

but I just heard you're really selfish

and a manipulative bastard.

Pardon me.

You have done bad, bad things to my friend Bobby.

Listen lady, I don't what your deal is

but I'm gonna have to call the police.

Oh no you're not.

No you're not.

Put that phone down.

We're not done here yet.

Put your hands up.

("Gentle On My Mind" by Tammy Wynette)

♪ It's knowing you don't try to bind my freedom ♪

♪ With some promise made of gold ♪

I love Tammy Wynette.

♪ That for you my door stays open ♪

♪ And our love becomes a simple two way street ♪

♪ And it's knowing we're not shackled ♪

♪ By forgotten words and bonds ♪

♪ And the ink stains that have dried upon some line ♪

♪ That keeps you on the back roads ♪

♪ By the rivers of my mem'ry ♪

♪ That keeps you ever gentle on my mind ♪

(women clap and laugh)

Oh I love that Tammy Wynette.

You have a beautiful voice sweetie,

you could have been bigger than Tammy.

Thanks, Virginia.

You are so modest, you know you can sing.

You should do it again Mimi.

Oh Virginia, don't be silly, I'm too old to do that.

Besides who'd come and see me.

Us.

And maybe we could meet some nice men.

Oh, there aren't any nice men.

Oh Coralee.

- No, no, no. - Yes there are.

They're just not interested in us.

Most of the men we've known are in the cemetery

or in a nursing home.

Well we'd still come to see you, and my daughter Ava too.

Yeah, your daughter maybe.

Is Lisa still not talking to you?

Nope.

Oh, what's wrong with kids these days?

Where is that Bobby?

We have to get started on our rummy game,

it's not like her to be late.

(door knocks)

Maybe that's Bobby now.

Bobby, where have you been?

What?

What's the matter?

Oh Mimi (sobs).

Oh sweetheart.

(Bobby sobs)

Bobby, what's the matter?

We were so worried about you.

Well, my ex-son-in-law James, Jim,

the guy who owns my house,

he's trying to force me out.

What?

Can he do that?

How in the world did that happen?

Before Amy passed away.

Oh sweetheart, we all miss her.

I signed my house over to Amy,

in a trust, while she was still married to Jim.

The agreement was that she would keep the house

but as long as I was still alive, I could stay there.

I didn't realize that she signed everything over to Jim.

And now that Amy's gone, he wants me out.

Oh, that son of a bitch.

That was just a few months ago, you are still grieving.

Do you want a piece of pie, Bobby?

Yes Virginia, I would like a piece of pie.

[Coralee] Here you go.

You know what, this just dills my pickle.

I mean, you just lost your daughter, just a few months ago,

and now this.

Nobody deserves that kind of luck.

Especially you Bobby.

Girls.

We gotta do something about this.

This is really good pie.

So, there you have it.

Now you do what's right for Bobby,

so she doesn't end up on the street.

Now listen lady,

you're gonna be in a great deal of trouble

for holding me at gunpoint.

There isn't any way around it.

You should worry about yourself.

You know, when Father Time's breathing down your neck

and you don't have much left to lose,

you can become a very dangerous person.

But I never took nothing from you.

What'd you say your name was?

It don't matter what my name is.

This is about Bobby.

Now I want you to give her, her house back.

Bobby is a terrible person.

She was a lousy mother-in-law.

Mother-in-law's are supposed to be lousy,

that doesn't change a damn thing.

Now, I want you to give her her house back.

Okay.

Okay, you win.

Just need to get the paperwork out of that file cabinet

and then I'll make it happen.

Well.

Okay.

(dramatic music)

Hold it.

You might have a gun stashed in there.

Nice try old binny.

- Oh no! - But it's over.

(upbeat music)

(gun fires)

Oh.

Oh God.

Oh God.

Oh.

Oh no.

Oh Jesus, Jesus help me, help me.

Oh.

I didn't mean for you to die, but you did deserve it.

And I don't know if there is a hereafter,

but if there is,

I hope your ex-wife is up there kicking your ass

for screwing over her mother with your dirty dealings.

(phone rings) (women gasp)

Hello?

Oh Coralee, get yourselves over here right away.

Things have gotten all screwed up.

The son of a bitch, what is he doing?

He's not co-operating?

Oh it's way beyond that.

Like how?

Well, he's kind of, sort of, dead.

What do you mean?

He can't be sort of dead.

He's either dead or he ain't.

Well if you put that way then I guess,

I guess he's dead.

So get your butts over here,

right now so we can get rid of the body.

Oh and bring some cleaning supplies, bye.

(upbeat music)

Oh thank goodness you're here, come here, quick.

Well he sure ain't playing possum.

Well of course not Coralee, he's dead.

He shot himself.

He committed suicide?

No, he sort of accidentally shot himself.

He had a gun?

No, Virginia it was my gun.

I don't get it.

Bobby, there's no time to explain, okay.

We just, we gotta get rid of the body.

Get rid of it where?

Anywhere but here.

He wasn't the best son-in-law,

but I didn't wish him to be dead.

Mm hmm.

But a dead man, is a good man.

Coralee stop talking.

What?

We gotta get rid of this body.

Oh, this is gonna be a disaster.

We are gonna be in so much trouble, so much trouble.

Bobby will you stop whining and just let me think.

Oh here we go again.

Dammit, you're as much trouble dead as he was alive.

Wait, maybe we can put him in this office chair

and wheel him out.

Get over here.

That is a good idea.

Okay.

Help me with this chair.

You girls get ready.

Wooh.

Okay, one, two, three.

(women groan)

Good job, good job girls, good job.

- Oh my goodness. - Get his legs, get his legs.

Here wait a minute.

Okay, now let's get him out of here.

Coralee is your butt gonna fit through that door?

Watch your hand Coralee.

Oh.

Okay Coralee, let's put him in the backseat of your car,

it'll a lot easier than trying to get him in the trunk.

No, no, no, no, no.

Why my car?

I don't want this old dead gizzard in my car.

Shut your trap Coralee.

No, no, he's gonna bleed all over my stuff...

(women shout over each other)

(women scream)

No, no, no, no.

Ah, get him!

Okay.

Oh my God, going in my car.

See if you just be quiet, let's just get this done.

All right come on, let's get him in the car.

You open it open Virginia.

I'm trying.

Here you go, okay.

Now I'm gonna go around,

you push I'll pull.

Wait, wait, wait let me get my purse.

Okay, watch his leg there.

Okay.

(women groan)

[Mimi] Push, push.

[Bobby] Move the chair, move the chair.

I got it Bobby okay.

Should I get the door for you?

No, no, I got it.

You help them.

Don't touch my car.

[Bobby] Come on Virginia, hurry up.

Okay.

[Virginia] Do we look okay?

Yeah we do.

(upbeat music)

[Virginia] Are you out of gas?

[Bobby] Pump it, pump it.

No, no, no.

What'd you do to my car?

What are we gonna do now?

Oh Virginia, will you relax.

You act like you've never seen a dead body before.

Most everybody we've known is dead or on their way.

Yeah of natural causes, but not like this.

Well this was natural.

A bullet went in his chest and he naturally died.

You act like I'm a killer.

You are a killer.

No, I am not Coralee.

Yes you are, we gonna go to prison.

He shot himself.

(women talk over each other)

Stop it.

Well I'm just saying.

To be honest Mimi, I am nervous like a long tailed cat

in a room full of rocking chairs.

I need a drink.

I think we all do come on.

(backs cracking) (women moan)

Okay girls.

This ought to take the edge off.

Let's make a toast.

We've got a dead body in the garage,

what's there to toast?

Oh don't be silly Virginia.

To us, to many more years of life and laughter.

Amen to that.

To that dead son of a bitch.

I have a toast too.

Fill her up.

[Mimi] Okay, here it comes.

To Mimi.

May her daughter start talking to her again.

Well, I'd like to make a toast to Bobby.

For getting what she deserves

from that greedy, slickering owl shit bastard

rotting in my garage.

Oh say that again.

Oh my.

My belly thinks my throats been cut.

I'll fix us something to eat okay, just relax.

(women laugh)

(cheerful music)

Bobby.

Don't you feel bad about this.

He wouldn't be lying there dead

if he'd done the right thing in the first place.

I know but he was my son-in-law.

Ex.

Son-in-law.

Yeah, who was gonna throw you out on the street.

(Jim groans)

(women gasp)

Mimi!

Mimi, Mimi.

He's alive.

He's alive.

Oh, for crying out loud.

Mimi, he just.

You bitch.

You shot me.

No I didn't, you shot yourself.

If I shot you, you'd be dead.

But it's never too late to right a wrong.

(Jim groans)

(women scream)

That ought to do it.

Virginia why are you crying?

I don't know.

He meant nothing to me.

Wait a minute, have you been chopping onions.

Yes.

Well you should've used a different knife.

Oh Virginia, you want me to run out and buy a knife

before I take care of business?

I wish you'd stop complaining.

You know, I've been thinking

and I don't think we should dispose of his body.

What do you mean?

[Coralee] What the hell are we gonna do?

We can't leave him here.

[Bobby] That would be crazy.

Listen to me.

What I think, we should do,

is chop up his body and leave it in my deep freezer.

Why would you wanna do something like that?

Because, if he isn't found

he's just a missing person.

But if we move him somewhere,

and his body is found then there's a murder investigation.

But isn't chopping him up gonna be be a bit messy?

Yes Virginia, that is true.

But you see, I've been watching Dexter.

What's a dexter?

(people chatter)

[Lisa] Because you're weekends and Wednesdays.

Oh I'm not always weekends and Wednesdays.

This was your decision for me not to pick him up last week,

so it's always somebody else's fault.

- You know what... - Hey, you keep it up

I'm gonna take him away from you.

Six o'clock tonight I want him here.

- You can't do that. - [Rick] Six o'clock.

Thank you.

Oh Lisa, I didn't know you were working here.

Hi mama.

What did Rick want?

What do you care?

And what do you need so much wrap for?

Oh, it's not for me.

I'm helping out some friends.

That's good you can help someone out mama.

Lisa, I know you haven't forgiven me,

for not standing up for you more,

when you were going through your divorce with Rick,

but sweetheart, your daddy had just died.

I could hardly stand up for myself.

It's always someone else's fault, ain't it.

Oh Lisa.

I don't wanna talk about it.

Could I just try to explain?

No.

Could you please just go in another line.

Please.

I've got somebody to wait on.

Please mom.

Excuse me.

(♪ "Rundown Daddy Blues" by Lucky Star)

♪ Well daddy says he needs relaxing ♪

♪ Mama says she needs more action ♪

♪ Mama's got the rundown daddy blues ♪

♪ Can mama waltz to turn the heat up ♪

♪ But daddy just wants to put his feet up ♪

♪ Mama's got the rundown daddy blues ♪

♪ You know that daddy just wants to sit around ♪

♪ In his old rocking chair ♪

(drill whirs)

(women groan)

(chainsaw revs)

(women groan)

Well ladies, I think we all deserve a drink.

Ooh yeah.

(women gasp)

Okay, now Bobby,

I didn't want to show you this last night,

but is this the paper that Jim showed you?

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Well hopefully this is the only evidence.

So, I say we burn it

and then everything remains in your name

and nobody will ever be able to figure it out.

I get to keep my house.

Yes.

All right get ready girls.

[Bobby] Look at her.

[Coralee] She's gonna do it, she's really gonna do it.

[Bobby] Is she gonna do it?

Come on baby light my fire.

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

The devil's in the kitchen.

[Coralee] Look at the flame on that.

There we go.

(women clap and cheer)

(fire alarm beeps)

(women groan)

Oh, what are we gonna do?

Dammit, that thing is always doing that.

Unbelievable.

We got worried detective.

Jim's car was in the back parking lot,

right where he left it yesterday.

His office door was left open, which is unusual,

he always locks it before he leaves.

The front door wasn't locked and the alarm wasn't set.

We've called his house several times.

It's been almost 24 hours, so we thought we should call.

Darling, I'm glad you did.

May I take a look in his office?

Yes sir.

(upbeat mysterious music)

There's probably a logical explanation.

Maybe he had a family emergen...

Well I'll be.

What is it detective?

Possibly blood.

I'll have forensics take a looksie.

Don't you worry now ma'am,

we'll figure out what happened to Jim.

Does he have any relatives in town?

All his relatives live out of state,

except for his ex-mother-in-law,

though I guess she's not really a relative (laughs).

Well, we've gotta start somewhere.

What's her name?

It's Bobby.

Well thank you kindly.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

Now you be safe.

I will indeed.

You call me if you think of anything else all right?

[Receptionist] I will.

[Randy] Goodbye sweetheart.

Hey there Bobby, this years school picture?

Oh my, Ava he is getting so big.

I know, I know.

[Bobby] Isn't he cute.

He's a great kid,

he's doing real good in school too.

Well that's good to know, what's his favorite subject?

- Bobby. - He loves math.

Bobby, somebody's coming.

Hello ma'am.

I'm looking for a Bobby Mcluuu

[Bobby] McClouchesky.

That's me.

I'm detective Randy Mclemore,

may I ask you a few questions?

Sure detective, you wanna come on in?

Not necessary ma'am.

Detective this is my friend Virginia

and her daughter Ava.

Pleased to meet all of you ladies.

Detective would you like something to drink,

a cup of sweet tea?

No thank you ma'am.

It would appear your ex-son-in-law is missing.

Jim's missing?

What do you mean?

He disappeared after work, left his car, everything.

Hasn't returned.

Have you been in contact with him recently?

Hmmm.

No.

According to his cell phone records

he called you 11 days ago and spoke for four minutes.

His office receptionist said that you visited him

for about for 20 minutes.

Oh, yes actually I remember now.

Getting old you know, memory goes.

Jim said that he had some photos with me and my daughter

and he thought that I would want them.

May I see those photos?

I don't know where they're at right now,

I'd have to go look for 'em.

Please.

Virginia, would you come help me?

Sure.

Hello ma'am.

(upbeat country music)

Okay, okay, what are we gonna do Virginia?

I don't know.

You told him you had pictures, go get some pictures.

All the photos I have are all framed

and they're in the house, I can't show him those.

Is that your boy?

Yes.

[Randy] That's a good looking kid.

He's a handful.

Oh I bet.

Especially for a single mom.

[Randy] Well ain't that a shame.

Tell him you don't have them.

That's a good idea.

Okay but we have to act like we're really out of breath,

because we've up and down looking for 'em.

Do five jumping jacks.

I can't do jumping jacks, I'll pant.

Okay well then run, really fast.

Breathe hard.

I am.

Let's go come on.

See I reckon,

a woman like you would have men lined up around the block.

You're too kind.

Thank you Virginia, you are a gem.

Oh boy, that walk was exhausting.

I'm sorry detective, I can't find them right now.

Oh, okay.

Will you please call me if you think of anything else...

[Bobby] I sure will.

I might need to know.

Yes, I will.

I sure will.

Bugs.

Have a good day ladies.

[Bobby] Well you have a nice day too.

He sure is handsome.

Virginia, let's go get a drink.

Oh yes.

[Mimi] I saw you shaking for those young guys out there.

Everything was shaking.

And I have a lot to shake so...

[Mimi] Yeah you do Coralee.

Oh, I had some fun though.

[Mimi] It was fun, I love that country band.

Yeah.

Bobby.

Bobby, come on it's your turn.

Come on girl, give me something.

Bobby, you keep making the same mistakes.

Come on, I know Mimi's gonna win.

[Virginia] Who cares.

Rummy.

Rummy.

[Coralee] Oh no, here we go.

Bobby, is something bothering you?

What's wrong?

I got a visit from a police detective looking for Jim.

Well, they're not gonna find him at your house,

so don't you worry.

Mimi, what are you doing?

Oh, it's medical marijuana.

It's perfectly legal, the doctor diagnosed me with anxiety.

Anxiety?

You're shitting me.

Did you roll that yourself?

No.

Kid down the street did it for me.

First killing, now juvenile delinquency and pot smoking,

girl you're turning into a Ma Parker.

- Ma Parker. - Ma Parker.

No I ain't Virginia.

I am just trying to enjoy my life.

(women laugh)

Well I have got to be going.

Oh Bob, so soon?

Yeah, I got an early morning.

Preparing food for the church chili cook off.

Oh I already did my fried chicken.

I got my corn bread coming.

Gotta stop by the grocery store on my way home.

Hey, don't forget

we got a beauty parlor appointment tomorrow.

You bet.

Bye Mimi, I love you.

Bye.

Poor little thing.

(dramatic music)

Do you need help with that?

Go, go, go.

Come on let's go.

(Bobby screams)

(door knocks)

Hey Randy.

Hey Bill.

What's this?

I was digging through a few old files

and came across that, guys name was Harry Lovelace.

Been in and out of prison a few times,

was a loan shark and other petty things.

Turns out he now runs an automotive body shop

right down there off Main Street.

We thought it was a chop shop but we couldn't prove it.

Isn't that your insurance broker he's talking too?

Sure is.

Well, might be worth a looksie.

You can say that.

Good job Bill.

So, you gonna go question him or...

It's not the way I roll.

Gotta be more subtle than storming in there as a cop.

[Bill] All right.

Didn't I teach you nothing.

Good catch.

[Bill] I'll keep that in mind.

Yeah you should.

(upbeat music)

You are a mean man.

I didn't get a wink of sleep last night

sitting in God darn chair.

Where's Jim?

Your son-in-law.

He's my ex-son-in-law I'll remind you,

and darling he's done dead.

What?

Dead?

How?

When?

Better start working that jaw old lady, he owes me money.

He was gonna give me that money selling your house.

I meant he's dead to me, that's what I meant.

Selling my house?

Yeah.

Maybe the police would like to know what you know.

Yeah, call the police and while you're at it,

tell 'em you've got an old lady that has a chili cook off

later this afternoon tied up in your,

whatever the hell this place is.

(upbeat mysterious music)

(door knocking)

Hello.

Anyone home?

(Randy whistles)

(door knocking)

Hey Harry.

Hey, what do you always knock

if you're just gonna walk in anyway?

We're not supposed to use our real names, you dipshit.

Well you just confirmed it was your real name.

All right.

And why aren't you disguising your voice.

This is my real voice, you dumbass.

Okay, what do you want?

Well, the cop you've been following

just pulled up outside.

Oh.

Help!

Help me!

(Bobby moans)

Well come on.

(Bobby moans)

Shut up.

Can I help you sir?

Yeah, I got a car, it's been a bad accident

and it needs some bodywork.

Well that ain't no good, let's go see...

Oh it's,

it's not the car I'm driving.

Okay.

What can I do you for then?

Maybe you could get me some prices?

Maybe you got a...

Prices.

You got a brochure?

Brochure.

Or something like that you can give me.

A brochure, well sure.

Don't have much cause for one,

it's a neighborhood business and everything,

but I know I got one somewhere.

I do appreciate that.

Yes sir.

Here you go, prices and everything in there.

Why thank you, thank you kindly.

I'll look this over and might be back.

Well I hope to see you.

Howdy.

He's sniffing around.

He doesn't know I know he's a cop.

(Stan laughs)

It's not funny.

Should be scared.

Coralee, get your butt over here now.

I need your help.

Well, Bobby was supposed to come over here

so we could go to the beauty parlor, but she never showed.

Well that's not like her.

And she's not answering her phone.

(upbeat country music)

[Coralee] Okay, so we found her.

She's in the grocery store.

Seriously Coralee,

when did your brains turn into some meatballs?

She said she was going shopping last night.

Now if she did, why is her car still in the parking lot?

Something's happened to her.

Mimi, how many times have I told you,

don't speak to me in that tone, I don't appreciate it.

I ain't your bitch.

I'm sorry Coralee.

It's just the anxiety, I just...

Mimi.

Stop it, stop it, stop it.

Put that down.

Oh fine.

Bossy pants.

Did you set the brake?

Yes, I set the brake.

You didn't the last time.

No wonder your husband left you,

you are the biggest nag I ever saw.

Well I'm trying to live.

Well, shut your mouth, you'll live longer.

Oh look, look.

Coralee they got cameras, come on.

Can't you walk any faster?

Yes.

Excuse me young man.

Yes ma'am.

Can you tell us where the manager's office is?

Yes ma'am it's right around the corner right there.

Oh, all right thank you.

Thank you, y'all have a great day.

Yeah you too, thank you.

Wonder if it's this corner?

No I don't think so, there's no sign on the door.

Let's keep walking.

No Coralee, we're not looking at food now, come on.

Ah, here we go.

Can I help you ma'am?

Are you the manager?

Yes ma'am I am.

Well, our friend is missing

and her cars in your parking lot.

And I have reason to believe

that there's been some foul play,

and I noticed that you have cameras outside your store

and inside and maybe I could look at some of that video.

Look, if you truly think

something happened to your friend,

then you need to call the police,

or perhaps your friend is fine and just visiting someone.

Are you talking down to me young man?

I have lived a very long time,

I've probably forgotten more than you will ever know.

Now I would like to see some of that video.

No.

I don't have to show you nothing.

Now you best be moving along, before I call the police.

Ma'am.

Well that's not the very nice,

you big asshole.

Mimi, what we gonna do?

I don't know Coralee, I just need to think.

I got an idea.

Wooh.

Help!

Oh help me.

Ow, ow, ow.

Help me.

(upbeat music)

I can't get up.

(Mimi moans distantly)

You back from the war Mary?

Kiss your mama, come on baby.

Where is that video tape?

Oh, it's probably new fangled contraption.

Come on here, help her up.

Come back from the dead.

It's okay, I'm here now, it's okay.

One, two, three.

Mom?

Yeah, I'm here baby.

Mom is that you?

Yeah it's okay, it's all right,

she just forgot to take her medicine.

Wait a minute, it's you again.

Yeah, well we're going now bye, bye.

Mom.

Come on.

All right have a good day.

Okay girl, come along.

(door knocking)

Hi Mimi, you need another joint rolled?

Get your butt in here.

What are you trying to get me arrested?

Come over here.

Now, what is this?

A flash drive.

How does it work?

You record video on it.

Oh.

Oh, video.

Coralee we did it, we got the pictures.

On here, we did it.

Well how does it work?

No, no, no don't start it yet.

Just tell me what to do.

Press this button, right there.

All right, I got it.

You can skedaddle now.

I can take it from here.

Pick up your laptop tomorrow.

Wait a minute, I wanna see what it is.

Um, no.

No, it's porn.

Oh I definitely wanna see it then.

Well okay, but it's elderly porn.

Made by the elderly, for the elderly

with old, old elderly actors.

I'll be back tomorrow.

On your way back, will you bring me a dime bag.

We can't wait all day for Bobby to show up.

Well there's gotta be one of those fast forward buttons

on this thing, try that one.

Okay, there she is.

Stop it, pause, stop.

Well, who is that slime bag that took our friend Bobby.

[Bill] Still working?

A detective never sleeps.

Got a bunch of files from the insurance brokers office,

trying to make heads or tails of it.

Yeah.

It's like Mr insurance man withdrew a lot of money

from the company bank account about six months ago.

A couple of hundred thousand dollars.

Anybody notice a paper trail.

Not everybody's as smart as I am.

Okay, Starsky then why didn't anybody catch it.

Because two days later,

he deposited an equal amount of money right back in.

Gambling?

That's what I'm thinking.

Maybe the dimwit withdrew the money, gambled it and won.

And replaced the original amount.

Or,

he gambled it and lost

and had to get a quick loan to replace it.

A loan from...

Harry Lovelace.

And maybe he couldn't pay it.

So Harry...

Yeah.

You know though, this has got me thinking.

If Harry killed Jim, he'd never get that money.

Duh.

Maybe he wrote it off as a lost cause and exacted revenge.

Or maybe Harry had nothing to do with Jim's disappearance

in the first place, you ever think of that?

Maybe, really only one way to find out.

Oh I'm glad you're here.

I ran a minute and 30 seconds to get here,

after I got your message.

You ran?

Why didn't you walk?

I mean come on, or even drive?

What's she doing?

Is she getting high again.

I think I found him.

[Coralee] That's him, that's that slimeball.

[Virginia] Let me see.

[Mimi] Harry Lovelace.

Why would he keep Bobby?

I mean how would he even know her?

I think it has to do with Jim.

That's slickering owl shit was up to his neck in no good.

That damn criminal.

What are we gonna do?

(Bobby snores)

(country music)

We're getting nowhere fast.

Let me think will ya.

If we kill her, we don't have any way of getting the money.

(phone rings)

It's Jim.

Maybe he's not dead after all.

Hey Jimmy boy, where the hell have you been?

Um, this isn't Jim.

Mr. Harry Lovelace.

Well who is it?

Well it doesn't matter who I am,

you pig slime sack of shit.

What's important is that you're holding my friend

and I want her back.

Well, I don't what you're talking about.

Oh well, I have a video from a grocery store

that says different.

Now, you do as I say and we can both get what we want.

All right.

How do you know what I want?

I'm not playing 20 questions.

You tell me.

Fair enough.

I want her house or $200,000, makes no difference to me.

Well, you bring Bobby back and you can have the house.

How do you know I haven't already killed the old bitch?

Hey, you watch your potty mouth.

Well, if you have then we have no fish to fry

and I have a video to deliver right to the police.

All right, all right.

Look don't do anything hasty.

Your friend is still alive.

Let me talk to her.

[Harry] She's sleeping?

[Mimi] Is she snoring?

[Harry] Yeah.

Let me hear.

(Bobby snores)

Yeah that's Bobby all right.

Okay, you bring her to my house

and I got Jim's paperwork here

and I'm sure she'll sign it over to you.

Okey dokey.

Okay, here's my address.

All right.

Go to this address, kill everyone there.

Get all the paperwork they have and bring it back here.

I'm gonna get us some sandwiches.

What about this grandma?

She'll be fine.

I'll be back in a jiff.

And when you get back here,

get her to sign the papers and then dump her in the river.

(laughs) oh yeah.

You're gonna have a good time tonight, ain't ya.

("Georgia Crawl" by Jake Leg Stompers)

Why did you tell him, you're gonna give him the paperwork?

You done burn that paperwork up.

Well I had to tell him something.

Shh, be quiet Coralee.

Just let me think.

Let me think.

[Bill] You sure this is a good idea?

Hell no, it's a great idea.

Show time.

Randy I don't like this one bit.

We're law men.

That we are.

But I believe in justice more than law.

Besides we're just gonna take a little looksie.

No harm, no foul.

Stand look out, I won't be a minute.

I'm nervous as hell Randy.

Why?

You got a gun and a badge, you could legally shoot anyone.

Where you been?

(upbeat mysterious music)

(door knocking)

[Mimi] You Harry?

Does a fish swim?

(upbeat mysterious music)

(phone vibrates)

So did you find anything out?

Oh yeah, let's scooter out of here.

You don't sound like Harry.

I sure am.

Show me your ID.

I ain't showing nothing.

Where's the paperwork?

Well where's my friend.

In the car.

We wanna see her.

Okay, but I wanna see the paperwork first.

Well.

(Mimi groans)

Virginia.

(women scream)

Paperwork!

Hey.

Give it to me.

What?

The paperwork.

(phone rings)

(Mimi gasps)

Yeah, I'm getting it right now and everything.

All right.

(pan thwacks)

(Mimi groans)

Oh my God.

Oh Coralee, you did it.

You did it.

The only good man, is a dead man.

(Stan groans)

Well he ain't dead.

You gonna stay dead.

(pan thwacks)

(cheerful music)

(Coralee groans)

(Coralee sighs)

Oh my God, y'all gonna have to help me up.

Come on Coralee.

Good job.

Wooh.

Come on let's go get Bobby.

Nope, first things first.

We've got to put Harry here in the freezer.

Is that chainsaw still here?

I'm just gonna check something here?

Aha.

Ah, I knew it.

He's not Harry, his name is Stan.

Oh shame on you, you liar, shame on you.

Come on girls, let's take him to the garage.

I'm just gonna.

Can you push a little harder.

(upbeat music)

Evening.

You hungry?

Want a sandwich?

Not if it's fast food.

That stuff will kill ya.

Besides I got diverticulitis.

Diver's what?

Never mind.

Why are you being nice to me?

Well, you could think of that as your last meal.

What are you talking about?

My boy Stan went over to your friends house,

to kill that old woman and bring Jim's paperwork back.

You're gonna sign it, if you wanna keep on breathing.

I don't believe you.

I think you're gonna kill me.

I don't care (mumbles).

What?

I don't car what you believe.

(phone rings)

Well, well, well.

There is he now.

I'm gonna put this on speakerphone

so you can here the details of your friends demise

in all it's glory.

Talk to me Stan.

Your asshole friend is dead.

Hi Mimi.

Get me away from this jerk,

he's feeding me fast food sandwiches.

(chainsaw revs)

Will you shut that damn thing off Coralee,

I'm trying to have a conversation here.

Mimi.

I'm trying to chop this guy up.

Them's my friends.

What'd you do?

The same thing he was gonna do to us.

[Harry] Listen lady.

No, you listen to me mister.

We want our friend back,

and if you harm one little hair on her pretty head,

I'm going straight to the police with that video.

Fine.

You wanna play hardball, let's play.

Forget the house.

You give me 200 grand and you get your friend back,

or she sleeps with the cronads.

You got two days.

Are we gonna get Bobby back?

How'd it go?

It didn't go so well girls.

He wants $200,000 in two days

or Bobby's gonna go to see Jesus.

How we gonna get that much money Mimi?

What kind of mess have you gotten us into.

Body shops just a cover.

Harry's definitely back in the loan shark business.

I saw the file of all the people who owe him money.

Jim's names in the list.

Well how much do you think Jim is into him for then?

$200,000.

I think Harry got tired of waiting,

killed Jim and disposed of the body.

How in the hell are you gonna prove that?

Well for starters,

I'm gonna pay Jim's ex-mother-in-law a visit in the morning

and find out what she knows about this Harry Lovelace.

All right.

All right.

Well that sounds like a pretty good plan.

I'd say.

Give me the keys.

In the car.

You got ice cream on your pants.

I better get you napkins huh.

Sloppy.

All right.

Sloppy boy.

(upbeat mysterious music)

(doorbell rings)

(door knocking)

Hey there.

Looking for Bobby?

Yes sir.

You won't by any chance

happen to know where she might be, would you?

Who's asking?

It's official business.

I wanna ask you a few questions.

Have you seen her?

No, not for a couple of days now.

Have you tried her friend?

Who's that?

Her name is Mimi, they get together every weekend,

her and a couple of others.

I'm thinking Mimi will probably know right where she's at.

Thanks.

You have her address.

I do.

I think I got something in my kitchen over there.

I got a pot of coffee on too son, come on around.

All right.

Oh Ava, it's so nice of you to help out around here.

Oh no problem at all Mimi.

I like helping.

Well, I'm gonna give you a few bucks you know.

You just find me a nice cowboy Mimi.

I ain't got no use for your money.

I'll keep my eyes open for ya.

(vacuum whirs)

Oh dammit that always happens.

This old house just can't seem to handle the power.

Wait, I got it.

Where's the circuit breaker?

In the garage.

She can't find her ass with two hands.

Mimi, she's my daughter.

Well.

(vacuum whirs)

Freezer.

(door knocking)

Harry.

I wouldn't put it past him,

after he sent that other man to try to kill us.

It's okay Ava, I'll get it.

Sit down.

Can I help you?

Well howdy ma'am, I hope you can.

(gun clicks)

Did you hear something?

No.

Oh.

Well I'm detective Randall Mclemore,

but you can call me Randy.

I've got some questions for you if you have a minute?

Oh, sure detective, come in.

Well, what did you wanna ask me concerning Bobby?

I wanted to talk to Bobby further

about her ex-son-in-law Jim, but can't seem to find her.

Would you know her whereabouts?

No, I have no idea where she's at.

Me and my friends, we spend every weekend together,

but Bobby's missed the last few weekends.

Virginia, how many weekends has Bobby missed?

Huh?

Oh, two, I think.

Yes.

Two.

So she's missing?

Oh no, I wouldn't say that, no.

Did you know that Jim was missing too?

No.

No.

Oh Bobby never said anything to us about that.

Well mama you knew,

you were at Bobby's when the detective here came by.

Oh yeah.

I remember now.

Jim is missing, yeah.

That pie sure is yummy.

Do either of you ladies know this man?

No, no, I really, I can't place him.

What about you ma'am?

Nope.

Nope, nope.

No.

Does anyone else smell something foul in here?

Oh no!

I unplugged the freezer when I was vacuuming last night.

Ava, don't open it.

If there's rotten meat in there,

it's just gonna stink up the whole house.

Well, is there anything else I can help you with detective?

No, no, no thank you.

That's all for now.

Pie sure was to die for.

If your friend calls, will you please,

if you find her.

Yes, if I hear anything from Bobby, yes sir,

I'll sure be happy too let you know.

If we hear anything about Bobby, goodbye.

Goodbye.

Mimi.

[Randy] Bill are you there.

[Bill] I'm right here.

There's something bass ackwards going on in that house.

My spidey senses are going through the roof.

I'm smelling some rotten fish

and I'm starting to think that those old ladies

are in cahoots with Harry Lovelace

and killed both Jim and Bobby.

(upbeat country music)

Oh you plugged it in.

I'm so sorry.

I'll help you get rid of the rotten meat.

No, no that's okay.

We can take care of it.

What is wrong with you two, come on.

- Ava. - Don't open it Ava.

Why?

Because we...

We killed a deer in my car.

And it's against the law.

No it's not, it's an accident.

Not if it's out of season.

We were planning on eating it,

but it's obviously gone bad.

It's disgusting.

We'll take care of it.

Honey you should go on home, your son needs you.

Mama, you're my ride

and the sitters gonna be there for another hour.

Look I told Mimi that I'd help her take care of the trash,

so I'll just go do that.

You two are acting goofy.

Virginia we gotta get rid of these guys soon.

The clock is ticking on Bobby's life

and that detective is getting real suspicious.

You think so.

Have your brains gone chopping Virginia?

For God's sake.

We couldn't have done any worse

on that question and answer session

than if we'd actually committed a murder.

We did actually commit a murder.

Well you did.

Well, technically speaking.

But, well one was in self defense.

[Virginia] Okay, if you say so.

(upbeat mysterious music) (women argue distantly)

[Mimi] I gotta go light a joint.

Is that blood?

Back so soon stranger.

Oh hi, Ava.

What are you doing out here?

Taking out the trash.

I should be asking you that question though.

Well, that smell was so pungent

that I was concerned for you and the others.

Ain't you sweet detective.

No need to worry though, they told me what the smell was.

Well?

Don't leave me in suspense.

They killed a...

Deer.

They said it was illegal, is that true?

This time of year, yeah.

You gonna arrest them?

No, I like deer meat, it's...

juicy.

Tasty.

Can be eaten in many forms.

I prefer the sausage.

(laughs) well, looks like everything seems fine out here.

I think I could um, I should be going.

Yeah.

Well have a good night.

Always a pleasure detective.

Where the hell did I put my car.

Sit down and have some more tequila,

it will take the edge off of you.

Okay, let's finish the card game.

Well what got into you girl?

Did you get into Mimi's pot?

No.

That wonderful detective, he's a real cowboy.

He was so worried about us, about that smell you know,

that he was outside looking in the garage window.

Ain't he something.

I didn't see no ring on him either.

Well, was he snooping around?

He can come snooping around me anytime he wants.

We gotta get rid of 'em soon.

I know.

But we got a much bigger problem than that.

We need to raise 200 grand to save Bobby.

How are we gonna do that?

I don't Virginia, let me think.

Oh I need to smoke.

Oh no, I'm all out.

I gotta call the kid.

I have run out of options.

Randy that detective is about to break the case

and well Bobby's gonna die.

Mimi.

Oh, he knows I'm writing a novel.

We're just working out some of the plotting issues.

Yeah, I think it's cool.

Now roll some more.

Uh, can I have a hit.

No.

I'm not gonna contribute to no juvenile delinquency.

Mimi, I think you've already crossed that line already.

Good point.

Yeah.

So, what about my story idea?

You said, your main characters

are a group of old ladies right?

Old ladies?

They say, write what you know, so yes.

Why can't they just kill the detective?

Believe me, it's cross my mind.

No, they can't do that because

one of the old ladies daughters loves that detective.

Besides that, the freezers full.

Now here's an idea.

Choose a hand.

Now all they need to do,

is misdirect the detective.

Oh.

Mimi, can I try that thing?

What?

That joint thing?

Coralee, listen.

I don't do this for pleasure.

I do it for my...

My anxiety.

And my stress (laughs).

I feel stressed.

And I got anxiety, you give me anxiety everyday.

So let me, let me try that thing.

All right Coralee.

Lord have mercy on us all.

("Me, I Get High On Reefer" by The Two Gentleman Band)

♪ Some people get high on music ♪

♪ Some folks get high on life ♪

♪ Some girls get high about getting husbands ♪

♪ Some husbands get high when their wife's not looking ♪

♪ Some folks get high about being downhearted ♪

♪ They love to moan and weep ♪

♪ Me, I get high on reefer ♪

♪ Reefer ♪

♪ Then I fall asleep ♪

♪ And I dream about an island in the Caribbean ♪

You are great, for being ancient old ladies and all.

What you talking about ancient?

That was rude.

You better learn some manners you young 'un.

Listen, we need to focus.

What are we gonna do about my story?

About the detective?

Forget the detective,

what are they gonna do about their kidnapped friend?

They need 200 grand right?

Yeah and where they gonna get that?

Just do what they do in the movies?

Which is?

Oh come on.

Just get a briefcase.

♪ When you put that reefer in your mouth ♪

♪ In my dream, you dream, dream ♪

♪ And I wonder who do you dream about ♪

♪ When you put that reefer in your mouth. ♪

♪ In my dream, you dream, dream of ♪

Well girls, let's get her done.

(phone rings)

You have my money?

Well that's a fine how do you do.

Do you?

Yes.

We have your money.

How's Bobby?

Old, wrinkled and not long to this Earth.

You stop that bullshit.

Let me hear her.

She wants to talk to you.

Ouch.

Mimi, I've been in the same position for days.

My arthritis is acting up, you gotta get me out of here.

Oh don't you worry hun, we're on our way.

You hear that, she's in bad shape.

You better hurry.

Okay, come on girls.

(Virginia gasps)

Oh that's insurance.

(upbeat country music)

Well hey Mimi.

I'm here with His Majesty.

Oh.

Don't you remember,

I said I'd come by and make a fish fry for all of you.

Of course we remember.

We were just going to the Southern Bell Pie Shop

to get dessert for after dinner.

But you can come on in and wait.

Oh look at Travis.

Cute as ever.

(women talk over each other)

What's in the bag?

Oh it's full of money, honey.

[Coralee] She's just kidding, she's just kidding.

Something fishy going on in there.

Can I help you with those?

Oh, hi detective.

Sure.

What brings you by?

Just wanted to check in on you,

make sure you're all right

I'm fine.

You got a little something.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Can I use the little boys room?

Oh yeah, it's right over there.

I'll be right here.

Well that ain't the little boys room.

Down the hall.

Okay girls, now here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna give Harry the money

and then we're gonna get Bobby back.

What if that doesn't work?

Well, we'll just kill him.

Just like we did that guy in the house, what was his name?

Oh, Stan.

I hit him in the head with the skillet and killed him.

I killed him, so stop taking all the credit.

Oh Coralee, you wanna keep score.

Yeah, I'm a good killer.

Now listen,

Harry's never seen me, so he has no idea what I look like.

So we're gonna use misdirection.

You got it Mimi.

What's misdirection?

Well don't just stand there silly, make yourself useful.

Pleased to help.

You know, we're like a little family here.

Your ma spends a lot of time here with Mimi, huh?

Well, Mimi's kind of lonely these days.

She a widow?

No kids?

Yeah, you know I really shouldn't be talking about them.

Her daughter Lisa, got pregnant by that no good Rick,

and Mimi kind of talked her into marrying him.

Well that didn't go so well,

Mimi's husband was kinda able to keep him in check,

when he became drunk and abusive,

but after he passed away,

Mimi just got scared and backed down.

Sounds like a real asshole.

Yeah.

Pardon my french.

That's all right.

He was and he still is.

Lisa finally got up the nerve to divorce him,

but she just blames Mimi.

It's sad.

Yeah it sure is.

Let me help you bread some of your fish.

All right.

My hands are clean.

Good.

(upbeat country music)

Your friends better get here quick,

I'm getting tired of waiting.

What?

You know, I've seen a lot of you lately,

and I've been thinking.

Why would you wanna do that for?

You could really use a makeover.

New hairstyle, new wardrobe, the whole bit.

Well I look just fine.

When was the last time you been with a woman?

When was the last time you were with a man?

I'm old, wrinkled and not long for this Earth,

my men were during the Carter administration,

back when your clothes were in style.

Enough of you.

You know, when Jim ran over your daughter,

he should have waited 'til you were with her,

to kill two bitches's with one stone.

Ava, I saw Mimi and her friends leave,

as I was arriving.

Where were they going?

Oh, to the pie shop to bring back some dessert.

Pie shop.

Oh I saw Mimi, toting a bowling ball bag,

she in some kind of league?

You know I asked about that bag too

and they dodged the question.

Mama said it was full of money.

Was she just joking?

Sure, they ain't got no money like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ava dear, I gotta get going.

What about the fish fry?

Oh, I gotta take care of business.

I'll be back real soon for that fish fry.

Darn it.

What did I do?

(building mysterious music)

You girls, you know what you're gonna do.

Yes.

Okay, let's do it.

Let's go bowling.

We have the money, show us Bobby.

Toss me the bag.

Come on.

(women scream) I know what you're thinking,

but y'all ain't fast enough

to hobble away before I shoot you.

Really?

Really?

They only do this in the movies.

Well I guess this is it.

'Cause I don't get the money and y'all don't get to live.

I guess we all lose.

(gun fires)

(upbeat country music)

(guns fire)

(Radio controller chatters)

Wait, wait I didn't hear that, repeat that.

Old ladies with guns?

[Controller] Yes, they're shooting 'em too.

I'm on my way, get me some back up.

What in the hell is going on?

(gun fires)

Hurry up gals, you ain't got all day.

(guns fire)

(police siren wails)

What the hells going on?

Oh, our friend Bobby she's been kidnapped

and Mimi's in a shootout with this guy.

Mimi, drop the gun.

Oh praise Jesus, thank God you're here.

Drop the gun.

Okay.

Good girl.

Police.

Drop the gun.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't Harry Lovelace.

That was a stupid stunt ladies,

you could've gotten yourselves killed.

Next time, just call the police.

Detective.

I had nothing to do with Jim's disappearance.

They killed him.

Who said anything about Jim's disappearance?

Open the trunk.

Why detective?

I said, open it.

Do you have a warrant?

I'll impound the car and get one.

Come on, let's open it.

Coralee, grab that handle in there, come on.

If he has to see it, he has to see it.

[Coralee] All right, he's gonna see it.

[Mimi] There it is detective, clean as a whistle.

(Randy whistles)

[Officer] Detective,

you're gonna want to come and see this.

It's pretty gruesome.

There's at least two chopped up bodies in here.

It's gonna be like putting together a jigsaw puzzle.

Chopping up more than car parts these days, huh Harry.

No.

You bitches, you set me up!

No!

You think you can drag me to the eighth circle of Hell?

I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll get y'all.

Somehow, something smells fishy.

Is there something you're not telling me?

Oh detective, we're just a group of little old ladies.

We're completely harmless.

Right.

I can't wait to get home

and have a nice home cooked meal again.

That bastards been force feeding sandwiches for days.

Bobby, it's all right now.

Ava's fixing us a real nice fish fry.

Oh and detective, we'd just love to have you come.

Thank you kindly Mimi, but some other time.

Police work calls.

You take care now.

Bye.

Okay girls, get in.

I'll drop you off at my house,

and then I have to go and do something really important.

[Lisa] Thank you for coming in, bye.

Lisa.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

I don't have time right now.

Oh just for a minute.

Well, well, well.

Look who we have here.

The ex-bitch and her mom.

Leave me alone Rick.

Yeah, leave her alone.

Oh yeah.

Well, I'm gonna do and say whatever I want.

Oh no you're not.

You beer guzzling bastard.

You touch my daughter and you're gonna have to deal with me,

and I'm not the same person you dealt with.

You cheap sack of shit.

Now take your beer and get out of here.

I said get you son of a bitch.

Sorry kid.

Thank you mama.

Can I see my grandson now?

Of course.

(people chatter)

(upbeat country music)

(doorbell rings)

Someone's at the door.

I'll be right back.

(women chatter)

Hello detective.

Well, well, well, what brings you here, detective?

Well, I don't want you to be alarmed,

but I have some troubling news.

Harry Lovelace escaped the county jail

where he was awaiting trial.

And considering the threat he made to you

when he was arrested, I thought I should warn you.

Oh, that's so sweet of you detective,

but you don't need to worry about us.

Us girls can take of ourselves, right.

[Coralee] We sure can.

Detective why don't you come and stay for a while?

[Coralee] Yeah, sit down and have some tea and pie

and play a couple of round of rummy.

Well I guess I got a few minutes.

Coralee, why don't you go and get them ice cream

from the freezer, go ahead.

Good idea, good idea.

(♪ "Times Ain't Like They Used To Was" by Al Duvall)

♪ The game has always been the same ♪

♪ They never learn the rules ♪

♪ The groove is worn, the record's thin ♪

♪ But still it has to play again ♪

♪ My lonesome journey makes me cry ♪

♪ So stake my heart and hope to die ♪

♪ I can't go on because ♪

♪ Times ain't like they used to was ♪

♪ Oh times ain't like they used to was ♪

("Little Black Train" by The Corn Potato String Band)

Subtitles by explosiveskull

♪ There's a little black train a comin' ♪

♪ Get all your business right ♪

♪ Better set your house in order ♪

♪ For the train may come tonight ♪

♪ There's a little black train and an engine ♪

♪ And a little baggage car ♪

♪ With your idle thoughts and wicked deeds ♪

♪ Head to the Judgment bar ♪

♪ There's a little black train a comin' ♪

♪ Go tell that bar room lady ♪

♪ All dressed in her worldly pride ♪

♪ That this black train is comin' ♪

♪ Prepare to take a ride ♪

♪ That boy or man in darkness ♪

♪ Cares not for the gospel light ♪

♪ 'Til he hears that whistle blowin' ♪

♪ And the little black train's in sight ♪

♪ There's a little black train a comin' ♪

♪ A rich old man in the storeroom said ♪

♪ I have no future fear ♪

♪ My plans are overgrowing ♪

♪ I'll live for many a year ♪

♪ But while he stood their planning ♪

♪ The good old up there in might ♪

♪ Said rich old fool when the train gets here ♪

♪ Yours soul's required tonight ♪

♪ There's a little black a comin' ♪

♪ Get all your business right ♪

♪ Better set your house in order ♪

♪ For the train may come tonight ♪

♪ There's a little black train and an engine ♪

♪ And a little baggage car ♪

♪ With your idle thoughts and your wicked deeds ♪

♪ Heading right for the judgement bar ♪

♪ There's a little black train a comin' ♪

♪ Get all your business right ♪

♪ Better set your house in order ♪

♪ For the train may come tonight ♪

♪ There's a little black train a comin' ♪