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FILM POLSKI
presents
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Starring
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MISTER BLOT...
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MISTER BLOT'S ACADEMY
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Part One
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PRINCE MATTHEW'S ADVENTURE
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Cast
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Screenplay
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Music
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Subtitles by
Hilda Andrews- Rusiecka
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Photography
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Direction
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My name is Adam Niezgodka
l'm 10 years old
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l'm going to tell you now
abaut Mr Blot's Academy
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l was a hopeless boy...
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Awkward, and always late for school.
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All thumbs,
my mother said of me.
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Nobody ever asked me
to join in any games...
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...because l was supposed
to bring bad luck.
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But games bored me,
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l prefered books.
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l dreamed
of marvellous adventures,
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thought l was afraid
l might really be no good.
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That is until the day...
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But wait
and see for yourselves.
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Welcome, Adam,
in our tale of...
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...Mister Blot's Academy.
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Mr Blot himself
has invited you to join us.
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And you'll be welcomed...
...by a song.
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ln the Land of Cockaigne
Puss in Boots spins his cane
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And prances hand in hand
With an ass on an ant.
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A guinea hen they say
Lays a golden egg each day
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An oak has apples on it
Each in an ermine bonnet.
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A venerable whale
Wears specs to read his mail
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There's salmon and saidines
In tomatoes and baked beans
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And a circus of white mice
Skating on a mountain of ice
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Where's that happy place ?
Vanished without a trace...
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l'm so pleased
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you found your way...
...into our tale.
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l'm sure you'll like it here.
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You'll have great fun.
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The classrooms, bedrooms
and dining- room...
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...are on the ground- floor.
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On the first floor you'll find
the kitchen, my study
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and doors leading to other stories.
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My secrets are
on the 2nd floor where only...
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Mat the Jackdaw
and l are allowed.
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No enty
except through the chimney.
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We'll start our tour
with the kitchen.
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You can help me
get the meal ready.
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Evey stoy has its own
favourite colour.
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Much depends on colour.
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Mood, effest and spontaneity.
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ln our tale you'll find all
the colours of the rainbow.
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Each stands for a quality
l value highly:
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Candour,
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energy and simplicity.
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Hand me a clean brush.
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Thank you.
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l know how to make
edible paints...
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...which represent different flavours.
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Blue is sour,
green tastes of mint,
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pink is sweet, red is bitter...
...and yellow is salty.
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By combining different shades
we obtain...
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...other more complicated flavours.
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Green and white
with a touch of grey...
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...tastes of vanilla.
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Brown and yellow
tastes of chocolate.
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White and silver with a hind of jade
tastes of pineapple.
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Today we'll serve...
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flower soup.
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Flower soup in three flavours.
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lt'll be ready in a moment.
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For the second course
we'll serve duck.
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l'll just have to blow it up a little.
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That's what
my magnifying pump is for.
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l'm not a wizard or a magician.
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l just like to invent things...
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...and l'm an expert story-teller.
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Let's hury.
Mat's ringing the bell for lunch.
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Pour the soup into the tureens
and take them down.
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Meanwhile...
...l'll see to the duck.
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Alfred l, Antony and Andrew ll.
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Adam ll, Alfred, Andrew
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and Adam.
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A new boy.
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- What's your name?
- Adam
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You know
what's for lunch today?
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Duck.
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Dotty Duck
l give you my word
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Was a vey
Peculiar bird
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lnstead of
Staying at home
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She took
Long walks on her own
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At the barber's
She quacked nicely please
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Just weighime
A quarter of cheese
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And at
The drugstore next door
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She asked
for half a pint more
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At the laundy
She ordered a yard
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Of stamps
To put on a card
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Her family set up a
Set up a howl
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Can nothing
Be done with that fowl?
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She hardboiled
Her eggs in the snow
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And pinned up
Her curls with a bow
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lt made
The other ducks foam
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When she used
A match as a comb
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Once when
She'd gobbled a book
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She broke into
Gobbledygook
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She chewed up
A lot of spaghetti
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And said
She was making confetti
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And once
She swallowed a dime
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Just for the sake
The sake of the rhyme
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Her folks
All quacked in distress
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Oh dear
What a terrible mess!
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At last
They found her a buyer
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Who said
He was willing to ty her
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He picked up
Our Dottie and trussed her
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And in a
Hot oven he thrust her
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But he wished
He had saved his money
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When Dottie
Turned into a bunny
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That is
The last news we heard
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Of this
Vey peculiar bird.
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Flower soup!
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l'll serve the duck myself.
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You decide what we're
to have for afters.
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l thought to myself...
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... this must be the start
of my great adventure.
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l hoped it wasn't
just make-believe.
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Well, what sweet have you chosen?
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Omlet and cherries in chocolate.
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Omlet and cherries in chocolate...
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That's a speciality of ours!
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l'm sure you'll like it.
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What'll you eat, sir?
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Two pills to make my hair grow
and four freckles.
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Freckles are good for memoy,
mental powers and against colds.
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No more freckles?
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Go to Philip Barber
for a fresh supply.
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Philip visits us evey Thursday...
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...but l can't wait that long.
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You'll find his shop
in Grey Street.
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l found the place
without any trouble.
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l wondered
what it was like inside.
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l'd never been to
a hairdresser's before.
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What are you doing here,
you little scamp?
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My establishment
is for adults only.
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A little thieving rascal,
are we?
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Who are you
and who sent you here?
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Mr Blot sent me
for some fresh freckles.
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So you're a pupil
at my dear friend's academy!
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Happy to make your acquaintance.
You don't look like...
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... those affected little prigs
he collects there.
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l'll find you some freckles
right away.
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Straight from the safe,
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fresh in today.
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Freckles!
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Mr Blot will be pleased.
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Tell him it'll soon be his turn...
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... to do me a favour.
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You look as if you...
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... had your head screwed on properly.
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Soon you'll all have a big surprise.
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See you soon, little knowall
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Vey nice...
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PHILIP
GENT'S HAIRDRESSER
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PHILIP
BARBER
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l was in a hury to tell Mr Blot...
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... about these strange goings- on.
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Adam...
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l'm glad you're back.
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You'll tell me eveything tomorrow.
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Have some wonderful dreams.
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Uncovered as usual...
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Oh dear...
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Sleeptight!
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Good morning my mery warblers...
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Good morning...
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Mat, time to wake up the boys.
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What do you always start with us?
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The moon once visited a pool
Because he wanted to be cool
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Come and join us under the rain-tree.
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- Who'll preside?
- Adam lll
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The moon once visited a pool
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Because he wanted to be cool
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The fishes all...
Came up for air
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And sang in great surprise
Who's there?
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The moon flashed
Brightly on their tails
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A goldfish,
Can't you see my scales?
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Oho my friend,
You'll soon be mine
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An angler cried
And cast his line
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He caught him
By a curly beam
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Ate him for breakfast
Braised in cream
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- Is eveyone up?
- Yes.
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- No-one's idle?
- Mo.
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- Where are all the loafers?
- Loafing on the sofa!
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Loafing there is Lazy Len
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Len is shirking work again
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What do you mean by shirk?
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lsn't what l do work?
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Who ate
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Breakfast, lunch and tea
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And who's that
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Sitting here but me?
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Who scratched
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His head and then his nose
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Who sat
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Right here
And wiggled his toes?
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And who mislaid
His bat and ball?
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You see!
l'm not idle at all!
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Loafing there is lazy Len
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Len is shirking work again
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Hey! Didn't l
Drink my codliver oil?
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And didn't l
Watch the kettle boil?
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And didn't l
Mearly get stung?
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And didn't l
Put out my tongue?
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And didn't l
Let them cut my hair?
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You call that idle?
It's just not fair!
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Hello, my scallywags!
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Tell me about your dreams.
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We'll put the best in our album.
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With a piece of cotton wool...
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... soaked in sleepy essence...
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Mr Blot collected our dreams
in a big bowl.
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When they were dy
he rolled them into pills...
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...which we took
before going to bed.
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That way we had wonderful dreams.
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One of mine was put into our album.
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lt was a dream of seven glasses.
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After soaking up ourdreams...
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...Mr Blot put us to various tasks.
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You'll stay by the gate.
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Albert and Antony l
will clear up the playground.
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Alfred and Antony ll...
...will lay the table.
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Arthur will dust the schoolroom.
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Alfred ll and Antony lll
will sweep the stairs and bedrooms.
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You'll go and get matches...
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... from the little matchgirl.
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Dress warmly,
it's winter in that stoy.
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Lessons after breakfast.
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l can see you're
from another stoy altogether.
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What brings you here?
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Mr Blot asked me
to get some matches.
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Mr Blot sent you?
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l like that old fellow.
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You shall have some matches
right away.
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Take them to Mr Blot
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and stop cying.
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This little girl...
... is only pretending
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to be cold and hungy.
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lt's just a stoy!
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Give my love to Mr Blot.
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My name is
Hans Christian Andersen.
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Run along now.
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ln a trice l was back
at the academy.
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l handed over the matches
and joined the others.
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l won't bore you
with the multiplication tables,
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or grammar,
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or fine handwriting...
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Or anything else
usually taught at school.
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l'll simply open your minds...
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... and sharpen your wits.
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00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,080
Have l told you about flying carpets?
262
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,400
Or the famous cap of invisibility?
263
00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:36,480
What about incredible shrinking objects?
264
00:32:38,519 --> 00:32:40,400
l have it... Blottography!
265
00:32:41,119 --> 00:32:42,360
Blottography!
266
00:32:42,599 --> 00:32:44,120
Who'll begin?
267
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,760
Anastasius.
268
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:57,920
Here you have a
A friendly bear
269
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,440
Friendly bears
Are rather rare
270
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:07,240
Bruin,
Give this lad your paw!
271
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,320
You don't want to?
What a bore!
272
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,280
Dad was red
And so was mum
273
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:29,400
Red's my tail
And here l come
274
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,040
Red's the colour
Of my tribe
275
00:33:34,559 --> 00:33:37,880
Get away
Or l shall bite!
276
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,960
When a boar
Is wild, he's wild
277
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,840
And he keeps
His tusks well filed
278
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,600
lf you see one
Don't delay
279
00:33:48,839 --> 00:33:51,560
Climb the nearest
Tree straightway!
280
00:33:54,039 --> 00:33:57,200
Now maybe
You'd like to meet
281
00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:01,880
A shaggy bison
On his beat
282
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,560
Come on, Bison,
There's a dear
283
00:34:06,799 --> 00:34:09,000
Smile, before
You disappear
284
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,120
When a boar
Is wild, he's wild
285
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,440
And he keeps
His tusks well filed
286
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,640
lf you see one
Don't delay...
287
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,080
Monkeys flying
High for kicks
288
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,880
Getting up to
Monkey tricks
289
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,520
A baboon's
A monkey too
290
00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:07,160
Take a look,
He's just like you!
291
00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:11,920
When a boar
Is wild, he's wild
292
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,680
And he keeps
His tusks well filed
293
00:35:15,119 --> 00:35:17,760
lf you see one
Don't delay
294
00:35:18,039 --> 00:35:20,440
Climb the nearest
Tree straightway!
295
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,320
When a boar
Is wild, he's wild
296
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:26,200
And he keeps
His tusks well filed
297
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,240
lf you see one
Don't delay
298
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,080
Climb the nearest
Tree straightway!
299
00:35:39,159 --> 00:35:41,560
lf find this creature
Quite absurd
300
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,520
ls it a rhino
Or a bird?
301
00:36:04,199 --> 00:36:05,720
Enter in pairs.
302
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,880
Careful !
303
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,520
Take great care!
304
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,600
This is a hospital for sick appliances.
305
00:36:48,159 --> 00:36:52,400
You must be careful
not to upset any of them.
306
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,240
Hello, how are we today?
307
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,400
l see...
308
00:37:05,079 --> 00:37:07,520
...your temperature's come down.
309
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,600
Feeling much better, aren't we?
310
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,640
No more twinges,
you look fine...
311
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,080
lt's healed up beautifully,
quite beautifully.
312
00:37:21,159 --> 00:37:24,960
ln a day or two you'll be
as right as rain.
313
00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:33,680
Another patient...
314
00:37:37,519 --> 00:37:41,120
Well, how's the cough?
315
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,120
We'll ty a little oil.
316
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:21,360
Don't wory.
Soon you'll be perfectly well.
317
00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:23,960
Lovely!
318
00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:26,960
And now...
319
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,240
...watch carefully.
320
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:33,280
l'll teach you
how to cure a cracked mirror.
321
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,040
Just concentrate...
322
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,480
Later we'll hand it up
in the dining-room.
323
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,440
lt's quite well again.
324
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,840
Fine...
don't disturb us.
325
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,960
Now then, form two teams for...
326
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,720
... a geography lesson.
327
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:17,840
lt'll be an exciting match.
The two captains to me, please.
328
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,800
Now take your places.
329
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,520
Ready, steady, go!
330
00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:36,320
Europe!
331
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,880
London, Berlin, Madrid,
332
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,320
Rhine, Thames...
333
00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:42,560
Asia!
334
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,600
lran, Gobi, Omsk,
335
00:39:45,079 --> 00:39:47,080
Ganges, Tomo...
336
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:50,920
America!
337
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,200
Misissippi, Colorado...
California, New York, Ontario...
338
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:05,840
Occasionally something
gets lost across the wall...
339
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:10,440
...but nobody ever brings
anything back.
340
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:17,280
l think l heard them say
That summer's on her way
341
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:22,880
The mole grunts, for my part
l expect her on a cart
342
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,800
The magpie cries, oh no
That really can't be so
343
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,160
Last May l saw her plain
She was riding on a train
344
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:32,800
That's nonsense if like
l know she rides a bike
345
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:38,640
No! No! She prefers a chaise
A chaise? l am amazed
346
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,120
l have it at first hand
She never comes by land
347
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,880
Meanwhile summer pranced
In on foot meadows danced
348
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,160
And in a blaze of flowers
349
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,160
Welcome the sunny hours
350
00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:57,960
ln today's lesson
351
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,280
you'll learn the language...
352
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,240
... of birds, frogs,
crayfish and fishes.
353
00:41:05,679 --> 00:41:10,080
As you know,
these creatures all speak in verse.
354
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,520
Don't wory, we'll ty and save it.
355
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,640
l can hear...
356
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,840
l can hear...
357
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,080
l can hear Mat
calling us in for dinner.
358
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:58,360
We'll put off learning
bird language until dawn.
359
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,440
That's all for today.
360
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,480
You've been vey attentive.
361
00:42:06,199 --> 00:42:09,560
l'm happy to see you are all...
362
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,680
...friends of nature
and respect her ways.
363
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,160
After dinner the boys went fishing...
364
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:35,000
... and Mr Blot took out
his butte_ly-net.
365
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,120
Got you!
366
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,480
l wanted to see him
about my visit to Philip Barber.
367
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,760
Come in.
368
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,480
You've discovered my secret.
369
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,520
l'll tell you my stoy
and then you'll understand...
370
00:44:36,039 --> 00:44:39,480
... why l've
such a large collection of buttons.
371
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,080
Shut your eyes...
372
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:45,200
lt'll make it easier for you
to imagine my adventures.
373
00:44:45,679 --> 00:44:49,520
Know that l'm not a bird but a prince.
374
00:44:50,039 --> 00:44:54,880
Once there was a great realm
that lacked an heir to the throne.
375
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,720
My birth, therefore,
was anxiously awaited.
376
00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:00,520
Your Majesty,
Her Royal Highness...
377
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,360
... has given birth to a boy!
378
00:46:22,559 --> 00:46:26,200
Our kingdom has an heir to the throne!
379
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,600
Long live the king!
380
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,080
The Island of Abracadabra,
prosperous but in debt.
381
00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:54,640
Cape Codswallow - vey poor.
382
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,920
The ambassador of Tellatalia.
383
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,440
Proverbia, a vey rich county.
384
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,960
My father...
385
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,600
...was wise and benevolent.
386
00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:33,080
Many rulers sought his favours.
387
00:47:51,679 --> 00:47:55,480
l grew up amidst
kindness and plenty.
388
00:47:56,519 --> 00:47:59,080
My slightest whim was law.
389
00:47:59,679 --> 00:48:01,280
Evey smile of mine...
390
00:48:01,599 --> 00:48:05,320
... was entered
in the Book of Royal Smiles.
391
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:16,760
My youth was spent
in riding and hunting.
392
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:22,120
l did not neglect my lessons but
the call of the saddle and the dun...
393
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,160
...was stronger than anything else.
394
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,160
l spent...
395
00:48:29,519 --> 00:48:31,880
...days on end on my favourite Ali Baba.
396
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,880
This angered my tutors
who persuaded the court...
397
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,640
...physician to condemn
my favourite pastime.
398
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,560
His health and even his life
are at risk.
399
00:49:16,199 --> 00:49:17,960
l have advised against it...
400
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:20,800
The horse is wild and might bolt.
401
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,840
Hear the royal wish!
402
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:46,320
Motivated by concern
for the health of our son...
403
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,760
... and royal heir...
404
00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:53,240
... we have forbidden him
to ride on horseback...
405
00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:57,560
... or to take part
in shooting contests.
406
00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:13,880
The royal command
filled me with bitterness.
407
00:50:15,039 --> 00:50:18,440
Have no faith in fortune
408
00:50:19,679 --> 00:50:22,880
You she has raised up high
409
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:29,280
But on her turning wheel
410
00:50:30,159 --> 00:50:33,440
Keep a watchful eye
411
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,560
What fortune has bestowed
412
00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,840
She can take away
413
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,920
And no old acquaintance
414
00:50:49,679 --> 00:50:53,000
Will help to bid her stay
415
00:50:54,679 --> 00:50:58,440
Those who gather round you
416
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,640
And your sign praises now
417
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,280
Are not drawn by friendship
418
00:51:09,039 --> 00:51:12,600
But to your fortune bow
419
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,200
ln spite of the prohibition
l stole away.
420
00:52:41,079 --> 00:52:44,320
lf l had known
what the outcome would be...
421
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,600
... l should not have defied
my father's will.
422
00:53:18,159 --> 00:53:19,840
ln the name of the king!
423
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:24,480
Let me pass or l'll put a bullet
through you.
424
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,960
My dearest child...
425
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,800
We were unable
to stem the flow of blood.
426
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,800
The wound must heal!
427
00:56:10,039 --> 00:56:11,920
By royal command!
428
00:56:43,679 --> 00:56:47,120
Hear the royal proclamation!
429
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:55,960
Whoever succeeds in stemming
the flow of blood,
430
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:02,600
can have half the contents
of the royal treasuy.
431
00:57:45,639 --> 00:57:48,760
The wound went on bleeding.
432
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,760
l became gradually weaker.
433
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,040
The physicians efforts were in vain.
434
00:57:54,519 --> 00:57:57,240
My father despaired utterly.
435
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,600
But one day...
436
00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:19,640
We bring news
of the arrival of Dr Pai Chi Wo,
437
00:58:20,239 --> 00:58:23,240
personal court physician
to the emperor of China.
438
00:58:33,559 --> 00:58:35,000
Let him enter.
439
00:59:14,639 --> 00:59:16,520
Save my son, doctor!
440
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:23,280
l'll give you as many rubies,
emeralds and diamonds...
441
00:59:23,519 --> 00:59:25,640
... as will fill this chamber.
442
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,920
l'll put up a statue...
443
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,320
... in your honour
and make you my first minister.
444
00:59:32,719 --> 00:59:34,240
Your Majesty!
445
00:59:37,039 --> 00:59:38,040
Wise...
446
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,280
...and just ruler!
447
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,720
Keep your jewels
for the benefit of your subjects.
448
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,080
l don't deserve a statue.
449
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:53,560
ln my county only poets
are honoured thus.
450
00:59:55,119 --> 00:59:56,800
And l'd rather not be a minister...
451
00:59:57,159 --> 00:59:59,440
...as l might fall out of favour.
452
01:00:01,159 --> 01:00:03,040
Allow me to examine the patient.
453
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,800
lf l succeed in curing him...
454
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,960
...l beg you to hold
a magnificant feast...
455
01:00:11,199 --> 01:00:14,280
... for all your poorest citizens.
456
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,480
lt shall be as you wish.
457
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,880
Would you allow me to have...
458
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:38,840
... a few moments
alone with my patient?
459
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,880
l was able to cure you...
460
01:03:00,239 --> 01:03:02,320
...because l command secrets...
461
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,120
...known only to my people.
462
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:10,240
l know how you came by
your wound.
463
01:03:11,679 --> 01:03:14,840
You killed the king of wolves
and werewolves...
464
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,280
...and they'll wreak
a terrible revenge.
465
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,120
They'll never forgive you.
466
01:03:21,159 --> 01:03:23,960
That was the first wolf king...
467
01:03:25,119 --> 01:03:27,920
...to die at the hands of a human.
468
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,280
You are in vey great danger.
469
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:35,560
l'll give you a magic can that l had...
470
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,160
...from the emperor himself.
471
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,800
lt may only pass into royal hands.
472
01:03:44,679 --> 01:03:46,640
Never part with it.
473
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:50,200
Look after it
like the apple of your eye.
474
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:54,280
When your life is in danger...
475
01:03:55,559 --> 01:03:58,320
...put it on and you'll be able...
476
01:04:00,119 --> 01:04:04,040
...to change into
any creature you like.
477
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:07,080
When the danger has passed...
478
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,160
...just pull this button...
479
01:04:10,639 --> 01:04:13,720
...and you'll regain
your former shapes.
480
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,040
Long live the prince!
Long live the king!
481
01:06:34,559 --> 01:06:35,480
Sir,
482
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,160
l bring dreadful news!
483
01:06:39,559 --> 01:06:43,120
Packs of wolves
are ravaging towns and villages.
484
01:06:43,239 --> 01:06:45,720
They devour food supplies
and attack people.
485
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:49,000
Hardes of wolves from the south...
486
01:06:49,159 --> 01:06:52,080
... are trampling down the crops.
487
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,520
They might even attack the capital.
488
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:01,560
We must stand up to this threat!
489
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:14,080
We march together
Mo enemy we fear
490
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:21,760
Before our mighty army
All obstacles disappear
491
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:28,200
Howl, wolves, howl!
492
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,880
No mercy shall
Shall be shown
493
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:36,840
With iron jaws
Iron will
494
01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:41,440
The world
We'll call our own
495
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:53,240
We advance and on the world
Our shadow falls
496
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:01,280
Brother wolves, forward!
Destiny calls!
497
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:34,160
Citizens! Your king appeals to you.
498
01:08:34,399 --> 01:08:37,360
Only you can save our county.
499
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,440
We must not surrender
a single street,
500
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:43,680
a single house
or a single button.
501
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,280
Commander of the Guard!
502
01:09:47,359 --> 01:09:50,400
ln the name of the wolf king
l call on you to yield!
503
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,520
Give way or you'll be shot.
504
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:53,840
Traitor!
505
01:10:52,199 --> 01:10:54,640
l don't know what happened.
506
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,880
When l awoke my parents
were both dead.
507
01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:02,600
l remembered the magic cap.
508
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:06,480
But without the button...
509
01:11:07,359 --> 01:11:09,360
l want to be a bird!
510
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:11,640
l was captured by a bird-catcher...
511
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:13,760
And sold to a trader.
512
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:39,920
What a queer fellow!
Queer fellow!
513
01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:48,160
At the market l caught the eye...
514
01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:50,720
...of a travelling scholar.
515
01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:02,760
l'd be glad to buy this bird.
516
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,840
What's your price?
517
01:13:07,119 --> 01:13:10,800
100 pesetas is quite a modest sum,
518
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:13,160
wouldn't you say?
519
01:13:14,279 --> 01:13:17,520
But l must know
who's buying this bird...
520
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:20,080
... who has mastered the human tongue.
521
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,160
Doctor of chemisty,
philosophy and medicine,
522
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:26,680
Disciple of Prof. Pai Chi Wo,
523
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:30,520
Lecturer in mathematics
and astronomy,
524
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,040
Ambrose Blot, at your service.
525
01:13:36,319 --> 01:13:39,000
Now you know my story.
526
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:42,080
Today l am a jackdaw.
527
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:47,920
But l'm not at home
either among birds or people.
528
01:13:51,239 --> 01:13:52,920
Don't be unhappy, Mat.
529
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:56,560
l'll try and find your magic button.
530
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,680
But why didn't Mr Blot help you?
531
01:14:02,359 --> 01:14:04,440
After all
there's nothing he can do.
532
01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:12,480
Mat! Adam!
533
01:14:23,319 --> 01:14:27,000
Mr Blot wants us
to assemble in the square.
534
01:14:57,560 --> 01:15:00,000
l'd like us all to be present...
535
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:05,400
...at the lift- off
of the balloon l'm sending...
536
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:08,520
- together with my third eye -
537
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:12,480
... to one of the planets
of the solar system...
538
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:16,240
... known as the Star of Hope.
539
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:20,520
lf what l suspect
turns out to be true,
540
01:15:21,279 --> 01:15:24,560
l'll tell you another story -
a tale of stardwellers.
541
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,000
When will the third eye be back?
542
01:15:29,479 --> 01:15:33,360
l don't know,
but certainly before Christmas.
543
01:16:03,399 --> 01:16:06,160
Fly towards the stars!
544
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:55,240
Come along with us to the pond.
545
01:16:55,479 --> 01:16:56,720
We have a rabit.
546
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:00,720
l'm waiting to talk to Mr Blot...
547
01:17:01,359 --> 01:17:03,520
... about something important.
548
01:17:04,279 --> 01:17:06,200
Well then, we'll go without you.
549
01:17:09,359 --> 01:17:13,320
During ''time off'
everyone can do as he likes.
550
01:17:14,239 --> 01:17:17,000
While l was waiting for Mr Blot...
551
01:17:17,239 --> 01:17:20,560
... l thought about
how easily he rose into the air...
552
01:17:21,279 --> 01:17:22,840
... and how wondrful...
553
01:17:23,159 --> 01:17:26,520
... it would be to fly
like a balloon or a ball.
554
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:29,880
Suddenly
l felt strangely lightheaded...
555
01:17:31,039 --> 01:17:33,920
l floated upwards
without being afraid.
556
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:37,520
A new adventure!
557
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,480
All this time Philip Barber...
558
01:18:14,279 --> 01:18:17,440
... was working
on his mysterious invention.
559
01:18:18,119 --> 01:18:22,680
What does he want?
Who'll win this exciting duel?
560
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:25,640
What new adventure awaits Adam?
561
01:18:26,119 --> 01:18:29,560
You can find out in Part Two of...
562
01:18:30,359 --> 01:18:33,480
... MISTER BLOT'S ACADEMY
CALLED
563
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:36,800
THE SECRET OF PHILIP THE BARBER
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