All language subtitles for Agi i Ema 2007 dvd5 H264 AC3

Strawberries and cream.

If you ask Agi, he'd tell you
that eating strawberries

is the perfect way
to avoid eating apples.

AGI AND EMMA

based on the novel by
IGOR KOLAROV

introducing I
STEFAN LAZAREVIC

Sound Design

Costume Design

Art Direction

So, that's how a 9-year-old boy
looks like after moving 18 times

Written and Directed by
MILUTIN PETROVIC

So, that's how a 9-year-old boy
looks like after moving 18 times

Sometimes
he really gets on my nerves.

Agi, Mom and Dad recently moved
in to Oak Street.

Agi hates moving.

He developed a real taste in
hating moving.

Some people like to move.

Some don't.

I think that moving makes you
go crazy in three simple steps.

Three, more or less.

Mom and Dad work a lot.

Mom and Dad work a lot.
they are hardly at home.

I really don't get them.

If I were them,
I'd be with me all the time.

I can't understand
what they do.

All they do is run around.

If Agi was them, all the work
would've been done long ago.

For Agi, every change
of place means the same.

He won't be seeing them
in a totally new way.

Agi, my man! Look at you,
you've grown so much!

Uncle likes his afternoon nap
and drops by from time to time.

Uncle likes to say
he is "so in".

In other words, one week looks
one way, the next different.

How was school today, Agi?

The same, just like all other
schools. -How do I look? -Great.

We're off to see The Magic
Flute, we won't be long. Bye!

Just like all other schools
I've been to.

Two plus two equals four.
Rome was built by Romans.

Na outra lingua
gato se fala diferente.

All the same. Only each day
is more the same than before.

If I had a turtle in a bowl,
that would be great.

In fact, Agi wouldn't know
what to do with a turtle.

What a dump!

What a gross neighbourhood!

It would be great if a small
tornado would pass this way.

All wiches you could think of
have already been wished for.

Koliko je ura? -Ne vem,
sem z lune, tam je vse drugace.

Ura je druga.
Luna je naravni satelit Zemlje.

It revolves around the planet
at a distance of 384 000 km.

You cannot see it by day.
Somewhere there are the stars...

Ash SHAME“
Ash SHAME“!

Agi, loser!

Ash SHAME“!

You really are stupid!
Stupid Agi!

Agi, my man! You've grown!
You really grow! Keep growing!

You've changed a lot,
you know that?

Agi felt... unchanged.

Don't you think Agi's strange?
- In what way? -Don't know.

When we are at home, he just
stares as if he needs something.

Agi's a big boy now.
All he has to do is ask.

Excuse me, can you tell me
where's Oak street? I'm lost.

You're going from school?
Why your parents let you go

alone? .- It seems like they
never have time for me.

Please, tell me where Oak st.
is. I'll never bother you again.

I always quickly figure out
where I live.

That child gets stranger
every day.

Sometimes I feel like
we rent a room to a stranger.

What a dump! Why do people build
old houses like this?

It looks like an enchanted
castle.

Anyone who lives there is not
normal, that's for sure.

Prefect house for me.

Who could possibly live
in a ruin like this?

Who's this? I mean... who is
this? -I'm Emma.

My name is Agi.

Agi couldn't imagine that
someone could live in this dump.

Spiders, ghosts, skeletons,
mice. Yes, but, Emma?

Go and buy 10 eggs and cookies
Want to see how tall I am.

Now you.

Three eggs... exactly.

Aren't you taller than me some
5-6 eggs.-You don't have a clue.

Hello! Agi! Please, hand me
the pliers! Pliers! Fast!Thanks!

Why do you stand alone
by your window so much?

I don't know.
I haven't noticed.

You know how many dishes I can
wash with water for one whale?

There are whales bigger than
both of our houses together.

Emma-- can we go tomorrow to
the movies? There is a movie.

After that, we'll go for a walk.
- And talk about whales.

- And eat strawberry ice cream.
- It's a deal.

Where are your Mom and Dad?
- If you ask me, they are near by

You see them a lot?

Not really.

I can't say they make me
or buy shoes for my birthday.

One day, you'll be old, like me.
only on photos. Or in dreams.

Then, you'll see your parents
starse le na slikah. Ali ko bos

- Emma? -Yes, Agi? -That's
exactly how I see my parents now

- Agi, stupid!
- Agi, stupid!

Listen to me carefully.
Evil is such a drag.

How was school today?

Will Mom and Dad notice Agi
if he demolishes the house?

You really are crazy.
Let's find a bigger hammer.

Life is something you can't
understand, at first.

It looks like I don't
understand a single thing.

Like-- why does it rain? Why is
my name Agi?Why's my uncle bald?

Who taught dolphins how to swim?

Agi is a skilled swimmer,
he hasn't yet learnt how to swim

That doesn't bother him.

He just has to go once to the
pool, with his parent.

In the meantime,
Agi could play hide-and-seek.

Hide-and-seek, all by himself?
They'll never find him!

Here I come!

Whatever...

Agi is a great searcher.
He found himself in no time.

Ag“ W aka up!

Wake up from your dream!

Agi, can you hear me?

Get dressed, quickly!

Put something warm, or
you'll end up like an iceberg.

I made a wonderful sauce,I won't
waste it on supermarket fish.

Have you ever seen those fish?
They seem... dead,

They have no charm or joy
in their eyes. They are awkward.

- We're going fishing. -Have you
caught anything?-Can't remember.

- Do we have a permit?
- Permit? From your Dad? Mom?

Look at us. You're just a kid,
and I am not far from that.

If we need a permit, then this
world makes no sense at all!

From the very 1st day, I have a
problem with the kids at school.

I wanted to come and talk
with them, but I'd get confused.

They think
somethings wrong with me.

Kids-- sometimes they can be
so persistently childish.

Maybe they will ask
to see our permit.

Sometimes it's good to fight.
sometimes to leave bettlefield.

Agi dreamt of winter,
and he was a bear.

Agi is a little sorry
he woke up.

Agi's appetite is a gamble.
You never know when he's hungry.

Agi! My man!
Check this out! A chocolate.

You know, some exotic
fruit, like mango, papaya!

My uncle can't resist the call
of the living room sofa.

Agi, my man, you grow like
they water you with magic.

Dear Emma, I'm on the stairs
leading to the second floor.

I'll rest here for a while,
then I'll go higher,to the attic

The attic is probably
a scary place.

I don't scare easy. I guess
that's OK. Or weird, at least.

I'll try to catch them, and then
we'll all go and wash our feet.

I'll try to catch them, and then
we'll all go and wash our feet.

Hygiene is very important.

There, you see--
I'm afraid of nothing.

Anyway, I'll figure out
a good way to scare myself.

How are you? I miss you.
I haven't seen you 3 times today

Ash SHAME“
Ash SHAME“!

AQi. genius!
AQi. genius!

You look like you run a Group
for Weird and Silly BirdsRigths

No, Agi! Like I run a Group for
Very Sane Birds Rights,

and they have no intention
of dying out or disappearing.

Agi-- I wanted to look
like a knight.

When I was a kid,
I wanted to become a knight.

All my friends wanted to become
duchesses, or fashion designers,

or to travel around the world,
or to be brilliant writers!

They would go mad just in time
to get married and have kids.

My uncle, a piano tuner,
used to say: "A knight is

a demanding profession! You are
in a wrong era, honey"

My uncle was a wonderful person.
I don know, maybe he was right.

- Dad--
- Not now, son, I'm busy.

Agi, my man!
Look at it, a real babe.

And you? You shoot up.
Your folks are here? Probably.

Who cares. I can overturn.Anyone
who played Lara Croft knows that

Take care.

Uncle on a four wheeler?
Now, really!

I just hope he doesn't sleep and
drive. Not good for health.

Dad? -Not now. -Dad, the door.
- Enough! Can't you see I'm busy?

Dear Emma.Today, I thought about
weird things in life.

I realized everything is weird.

You, me-- ice-the moon,
the poodle, the sandwich.

I wanted to think
of something weird, too.

The best I could do, was
to think of a two-bodied cat.

- You wouldn't believe what I saw
- Better say something I could.

- I saw a two-bodied cat.
- You're too young to lose sight.

Tell me, is a two-bodied cat
something completely normal?

If not, my second option is
a red horse with a green glow.

Dear Agi.

1st option, a cat would catch
2-headed mice in no time.

A red horse. Outstanding!
In case of power blackout...

a dozen of these horses could
light up the area. Emma.

P. S. I thought of something
weird, too.

An umbrella you leave at home
when you go out in the rain.

When I was a girl, I had
a dog by the name of Bibi.

My Grandma used to call him
Annoying Barking Bibi.

Every morning he jumped
into my bed, waking me up.

- What happened to him?
- He died. -I'm sorry.

Don't be silly, Agi. Pets
die, just like their owners.

A few days after he died,
I ordered him not to wake me up.

I really wanted
to get some sleep.

I decided to engage
in art photography.

I'll take pictures
of people in silly poses.

But Emma, we are not
people in a silly pose.

This is for the nicest photo
of sea, lake and river contest.

There.

Before we start with
the practice a theory overview!

There.

Easy.

You have different types of
skaters. Firstm the Art type.

They jump and spin,
and it makes you dizzy.

Then, the Hopeless Case type.
They always fall.

They always drag a dozen
of other skaters with them.

The thinkers. They skate slowly.
By the wall, contemplating.

Let's go.

Emma, which type are you?
- I'm a blend of all types.

Emma-- I just occupy space.
I'm the Nuisance type.

I'm the one always
standing still in the centre.

It's not easy for an Art type
to hit a Nuisance in the air.

- It hurts. -Look at it this way.
Hopeless es just love Nuisances.

When a Hopeless Case falls...
...he clings on to a Nuisance.

To escape the inescapable.
- I was useless today on ice.

A sick Bibi could
knock me down with a sneeze.

Don't be so down.

One can skate without moving.

- Agi, stupid!
- Agi, stupid!

Hi, dear.

A parent meeting is tomorrow.
- Fine. Eat something. Have to go

Dear Emma. Stop.

I have cried. Stop.

Don't you ever...
ask about that.

Stop.

Agi. Stop.

Dear Agi.
I love you non-stop. Emma.

You'll see him.
He's ten feet tall.

Hurry up. boy!

What's up? This is my wife,
she is your aunt.

- Look how grown he is.
- I guess he has--

This is the sofa I was telling
you about. The best nap!

It's not easy
for young people like us.

Agi is skinny
and the shortest kid in class.

The boys call him
"Agi, stupid".

If they were smarter, they
would've called him "bonsai".

Emma is OK. She's totally
the way she should be.

If you could see the soul
through a microscope,

the soul would have
the face of Emma.

Agi! Hurry up,
I have a surprise for you!

This monster followed me
on my way home.

It probably thought it could
charm its way to this old lady.

Come on, name him, Agi!

We'll call him...-Bibi Junior.
- Bravo! Bibi will be delighted!

He must be all happy,
sharpening his claws on a cloud.

What breed it is? -I don't know.
There's too many of them.

If it matters, this is a Clever
Toothpick, Southern subgroup.

I had a terrible fight
with myself this morning.

I wanted to shave my beard, but
the other Emma wouldn't let me!

But Emma,you don't have a beard.
- The other Emma said that, too!

Who's side are you on? She said:
why shave something non existing.

I said, it's an experiment. She:
'Experiment?! It's a circus! '

Then I said it all to her--

You underfed moth with hair
curlers! You warn out fly!

She returned: You unreturned
library book! A cow!

Underwater bike! I've had enough
I couldn't stant it any more.

I couldn't argue any more
with that impossible woman!

What is your problem? -Will you
come to parent meeting?

Nobody ever wants
to see my teachers.

- Excuse me, and you are...?
- I am.

- I mean-- you came for--
- For Agi, of course.

Can't you see we look alike?
I'm his sister.

Sister? -It's an enigma
for our parents, too.

But, go on. I came here
to listen. No to talk.

- Agi is sick? -I have fever.
I have to stay in bed.

I looked all over for Bibi Jr.
and noticed you weren't out.

- How about Bibi?
- Vanished.

So small, and already
knows how to run off.

Who is that big,
scary armoured cruiser?

The one with moustache
and rings around her eyes?

Mom and Dad hired a woman
that makes me eat apples.

To make sure I take my medicine.
I can't refuse her bad soups.

The world was naughty again.

But the day is so nice,
I had to get you a present.

Super-something for super-Agi!
Go ahead, open it.

Besides, I saw that you are
doing great at school.

Wow, a great notebook.I'll start
a diary. -Whatever you like.

Just like your two-bodied cat,
you will live two lives.

I've noticed that you grow up
differently from your friends.

I don't grow. I'm the smallest
Wear the same shoes like before.

An Agi bigger some eight times,
that would be one big Agi.

Dear diary,
it's me-- Agi.

You'll know me-- I'm small,
sick and love strawberries.

There's something else...

Gross!
Like a jail.

If it wasn't for Emma, I
would've ran away.

The biggest woman in the world
could never catch me.

But if she did, she would
make me eat a load of apples.

I would cry like eight Agis.

Dear Diary
You'll know me...

the biggest woman makes me
eat apples

Dad told Mom I look like
I don't live in the real world.

I have no idea
what does it mean.

Emma says, if everybody lived in
the real one, it would be crowdy

If I were Emma,
which world would be mine?

- What does it say? -36, 9.
- You see, it's all right.

- Strawberries and cream.
- Strawberries and cream!

If a prophet come here, he'd say
it's the end of the world,

because you can eat strawberries
throughout the year.

- What can you do?
- I don't know, I forgot.

In fact, I forgot to remember
that I forgot something.

Ah, yes! It's OK now.

- What have you forgotten?
- I can't remember.

Ah, yes! Today is
the 30200 day of my life.

It's not something to celebrate.
But it's interesting.

What's this, young man?
A stain?

It looks
like a rhino lost in space.

- You're wrong, Agi.
- I am?

This is not a stain on a shirt.
But a shirt around your stain.

Lesson one:
the first step is the hardest.

Real idlers shouldn't worry.

I'd like to point out Lesson two
concerning your behaviour.

Don't be selfish. You should
share idling with your friends.

Lesson three:
an idler is never inactive.

Even when he has nothing
to do, he'll do something.

Lesson four: beauty.

Who cannot admire the sunset
is not worth being an idler.

Lesson five: an idler doesn't
prefer the company of a yawner.

Yawners don't know
how to idle, nor to work.

Lesson six, very important.
Very important.

An idler is always kind
and engages in sport.

As a professor, I prepare myself
to run the marathon.

Let's go to Lesson seven.

An idler is a dreamer. He can
boil an egg even on a cold stove

The last,
but not the least lesson.

Even if you went over the top in
idling, you can idle some more.

Agi please, practice this.
I could test you.

Maybe.

Is it possible that you
prepare for a marathon race?

The real silly thing is
that I'll do it.

I'll tell you something,
just between you and me.

I'll start the race from the
finish line, not from the start.

I need to focus.

That's just the way I am.

I always go counter clockwise.

Always.

"Dear all" terrible handwriting.
"Everything here is fine."

"I am having a good time."

I love my "in",
illiterate uncle.

Why don't you look there?

For the money of this house,
there you cannot buy a new one.

We could
search for a condo, then.

To sell a house with a garden,
just to buy a condo?

We never use garden. We could
look for one with smaller garden

I like the idea.
I'll check the Internet.

Larger house, larger credit.

That shouldn't be a problem,
you got a better job now.

How many square meters?

Emma.

What is that? An airplane.
I like them. I never flew one.

- Not that-- the hen.
- The hen? Her name is Countess.

She's not an ordinary hen.
Go ahead, meet her.

Pleased to meet you.

She managed to upset me
three times this morning.

First she runs,
then she falls asleep.

She can sleep for more
than five hours.

If she keeps on like this,
I'm taking her to a shrink.

Maybe she's miserable cause she
is a chiken and cannot fly.

All right...

There's a beautiful view
of the river, we'll use that.

Now, for a close-up.

Agi, you know what?

Your flying theory maybe true.

Maybe
Countess finally made it.

Incredible.

- Where could she have flown?
- Not a trace.

I must say, I miss her.
But, maybe it's better this way.

I hope she's happy and she
doesn't sleep so much anymore.

After all, she's a chicken.

When Countess is a chicken,
she has to be a real countess.

Maybe she doesn't like our
street. Agi, what's the matter?

Mom and Dad today
talked about moving, again.

I have an amazing talent.
Moving really gets on my nerves.

Every time I move,
it turns out a real mess.

Would you like to go
to the Wax Museum? -Yes!

We'll go tomorrow.
Sundays are the best.

Tomorrow's not Sunday. Today's
Tuesday, tomorrow's Wednesday.

Believe it or not,
but for me, tomorrow is Sunday.

I'm so old, that days of the
don't stand so steadily.

I guess you never wanted
to build a model of a bus.

No-- buses are boring. -My watch
broke. What's the time?

Look closer at your watch.
The time is perfect.

We're here, Agi!
The wax people live here.

Let's go.

Think they have Genghis-Khan?
- I don't know, we'll see.

Emma-- there he is!
Genghis-Khan!

If Genghis-Khan was alive,
we'd be in big trouble!

But Emma-- there's no way
these statues could be alive.

I know now. Thanks for
a wonderful idea, Agi.

- Emma- -Hush!
I'll need your help later.

- Agi, you grow at great speed!
- Where is that beautiful aunt?

Agi, you see-- we split up.

A man must face some things
in life-- reality-- whatever--

Uncle.

Uncle.

Maybe you're a ghost,and I'm the
only one who knows about you.

I'm lonely, you know.
I imagine people.

Uncle, my man!

L-- love-- my so in-- uncle.

My-- so in uncle--
loves-- motorcycles.

Motorcycles-- love no one.
My uncle-- snores-- unhappily.

This is now a real adventure.

Your job is to bother the big
guy. Ask him questions.

- What questions?
- The ones you always ask.

Why don't you have a wax tank?
Did Napoleon like his statue?

Could I buy an executioner?
Do you accept cash?

Sir Emernius' uncle
was a piano tuner.

He made a grave mistake saying
that time of knights is over.

Emma is totally OK.

Even if Agi was really big,
Emma would never bore him.

Agi didn't care at all
about rules.

All he wanted
was one, single friend.

Emma learned about life
along with Agi.

She was just as she should be.

- Dear, is that you?
- I'm home, Mom!

Let's have a talk.

Mom and I agreed. We'll move
in two weeks.

Our new house is simply--
fantastic!

I'll arrange your school. You'll
have a female teacher now.

What a nice boy.

He went straight away
to pack his shoes.

Look at that price.
- It's too expensive.

I'm not going anywhere!

I'm not going to the new house!
I'm staying here!

You don't care for me. If you
need me, I'll be in the attic!

I'm not leaving Emma!

Emma?

Who is Emma? -A nutcase
from across the street.

She is not crazy.
She's my only friend!

She is the most important
person in the whole world!

Agi, we'll talk later.
I'm busy now.

There's nothing to talk about!!
I'm not going!! Period!!

Enough! Go to your room!

I said, go! Now!

Agi and Emma-- really.

This may sound weird. You may
think I don't love you.

Don't argue with your parents.
Just pack your things-- and go.

Things are generally
confused and messed up.

Some things can
break down completely.

The water leaks all over. That
requires the tools and fixing.

Fixing.

Agi.

Agi, trust me.

There's so much
fixing to do--

Agi felt stings in his chest.
Like he swallowed a big engine.

He snores-- like a phantom.

Ag“.!

Agi, you spoiled brat!

Get down, now!
There's so much fixing to do!

Hurry UP!

Emma!

You thought you get rid of me?
I moved in the neighbourhood.

You know how hard it is to find
these run-down places?

The Enchanted Castles
you like so much?

And each time to be
right across your new house?

Can you imagine what it takes?

It's not easy,
even for someone like me.

The moving was such a bore,
I had to do something about it.

I decided to write poetry.

I wrote a poem
called The Bang.

I carefully planted
The lily in a smaller pot

Then I took an empty pot
Poor postman

I'll hit him in the head with it
He is too grim. Not talkative.

Strawberries and cream--

Eating strawberries the perfect
way to avoid eating apples.

THE END