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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,032 --> 00:00:19,300 - � BACK IN THE DAY, WELL, THEY ALL USED TO SAY � 2 00:00:19,301 --> 00:00:22,503 � THAT KING ARTHUR REALLY HAD IT MADE � 3 00:00:22,504 --> 00:00:24,371 � THERE WERE DRAGONS TO SLAY � 4 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:25,872 � A PRINCESS TO SAVE � 5 00:00:25,873 --> 00:00:29,042 � AND NO SUCH THING AS GETTING GOOD GRADES � 6 00:00:29,043 --> 00:00:32,113 � NO BULLIES TO BATTLE, NO PRINCIPALS RATTLING OFF � 7 00:00:32,114 --> 00:00:35,449 � EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE WRONG � 8 00:00:35,450 --> 00:00:36,516 � JUST CASTLES AND KNIGHTS � 9 00:00:36,517 --> 00:00:37,885 � WHO WERE UP FOR THE FIGHT � 10 00:00:37,886 --> 00:00:41,388 � WHEN SOME EVIL DRAGON CAME ALONG � 11 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:44,158 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 12 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:47,628 � I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER TO SAVE THE DAY � 13 00:00:47,629 --> 00:00:50,097 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 14 00:00:50,098 --> 00:00:53,633 � 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 15 00:00:53,634 --> 00:00:54,902 � THOSE DAYS ARE GONE � 16 00:00:54,903 --> 00:00:56,570 � THERE'S NO SWORDS TO BE DRAWN � 17 00:00:56,571 --> 00:00:59,607 � IT'S AN ORDINARY EVERYDAY BORE � 18 00:00:59,608 --> 00:01:02,492 � BUT IF DRAGONS WERE BACK I'LL BE FIRST TO ATTACK � 19 00:01:02,493 --> 00:01:06,013 � BETWEEN HOMEWORK, SCHOOL, AND CHORES � 20 00:01:06,014 --> 00:01:08,599 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 21 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:12,135 � I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER TO SAVE THE DAY � 22 00:01:12,136 --> 00:01:14,788 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 23 00:01:14,789 --> 00:01:18,792 � 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 24 00:01:18,793 --> 00:01:21,978 � ON A ROLL WITH A TROLL � 25 00:01:21,979 --> 00:01:24,481 � ON A QUEST WE WILL GO � 26 00:01:24,482 --> 00:01:30,654 � FIGHTING A WAR IN THE HALLWAYS AND SEWERS � 27 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:33,323 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 28 00:01:33,324 --> 00:01:36,893 � I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER TO SAVE THE DAY � 29 00:01:36,894 --> 00:01:39,363 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 30 00:01:39,364 --> 00:01:43,032 � 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 31 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:45,535 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 32 00:01:45,536 --> 00:01:49,339 � I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER SAVING THE DAY � 33 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:51,642 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 34 00:01:51,643 --> 00:01:55,211 � 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGON, A TEENAGE DRAGON � 35 00:01:55,212 --> 00:02:01,485 � A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 36 00:02:01,486 --> 00:02:04,205 - I'M ARTHUR, AND I SLAY DRAGONS. 37 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:05,422 THAT'S TIM. 38 00:02:05,423 --> 00:02:06,673 - YOU IDIOT. 39 00:02:06,674 --> 00:02:08,375 - WE'RE BEST FRIENDS. 40 00:02:08,376 --> 00:02:09,676 THAT'S NATALIE. 41 00:02:09,677 --> 00:02:11,095 - OH! 42 00:02:11,096 --> 00:02:12,379 YOU DWEEBS. 43 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:13,848 - SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT ME. 44 00:02:13,849 --> 00:02:17,901 WE'RE THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE. 45 00:02:17,902 --> 00:02:19,854 WE WENT LOOKING FOR A MONSTER... 46 00:02:19,855 --> 00:02:23,390 - [screaming] 47 00:02:25,277 --> 00:02:28,378 - AND, BOY, DID WE FIND ONE. 48 00:02:29,781 --> 00:02:31,581 both: SHH. 49 00:02:31,582 --> 00:02:33,466 - WHAT IS THAT? 50 00:02:33,467 --> 00:02:35,002 GET ME OUT OF HERE. GET ME OUT. 51 00:02:35,003 --> 00:02:37,705 - QUIET, QUIET. - SHH. 52 00:02:37,706 --> 00:02:40,640 [pounding on door] 53 00:02:46,915 --> 00:02:48,398 - WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. 54 00:02:48,399 --> 00:02:50,367 I THINK I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF. 55 00:02:50,368 --> 00:02:53,003 LET ME TELL YOU HOW THIS WHOLE THING STARTED. 56 00:03:09,787 --> 00:03:11,788 I THINK SOMETHING'S OUT THERE. 57 00:03:11,789 --> 00:03:13,857 - IT'S PROBABLY JUST BULLIES. 58 00:03:13,858 --> 00:03:16,626 - WE SHOULD LEAVE BEFORE WE GET WEDGIED. 59 00:03:20,198 --> 00:03:22,449 I THINK I HEAR MY MOTHER CALLING ME. 60 00:03:22,450 --> 00:03:25,101 - UH, I THINK SHE'S CALLING ME TOO. 61 00:03:25,102 --> 00:03:27,671 [growling noise] 62 00:03:31,676 --> 00:03:33,510 - COME ON, PUNK. 63 00:03:33,511 --> 00:03:35,379 THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY, DIDN'T YOU? 64 00:03:38,316 --> 00:03:39,967 - METZ. 65 00:03:39,968 --> 00:03:42,219 - IF IT ISN'T QUEEN ARTHUR. 66 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:43,520 GRENDEL, DOWN. 67 00:03:43,521 --> 00:03:46,774 THIS ONE MIGHT GIVE YOU RABIES. 68 00:03:46,775 --> 00:03:49,026 OH, A GIFT. 69 00:03:49,027 --> 00:03:50,311 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED. 70 00:03:50,312 --> 00:03:51,978 - THEY'RE MINE. 71 00:03:51,979 --> 00:03:53,864 - DON'T TRY TO BE A HERO, NUMBNUTS. 72 00:03:53,865 --> 00:03:55,232 - THAT'S ELIXIR, SIR. 73 00:03:55,233 --> 00:03:57,751 IT'S A COLLECTIBLE CARD GAME, FANTASY-BASED, 74 00:03:57,752 --> 00:03:59,102 PLAYED BY MATHLETES, MISFITS, 75 00:03:59,103 --> 00:04:01,504 AND THOSE PICKED LAST FOR KICKBALL. 76 00:04:04,225 --> 00:04:08,679 - "DARKSMOKE: EVIL DRAGON LORD, 77 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:13,050 ARCHENEMA OF TOBAR THE GOLDEN DRAGON." 78 00:04:13,051 --> 00:04:14,868 - I THINK THAT'S "ENEMY." 79 00:04:14,869 --> 00:04:16,637 - I CAN READ, MORON. 80 00:04:16,638 --> 00:04:17,621 - DARKSMOKE'S BAD. 81 00:04:17,622 --> 00:04:18,722 - THAT CARD'S RARE. 82 00:04:18,723 --> 00:04:20,341 IT'S WORTH 10 BUCKS. 83 00:04:20,342 --> 00:04:21,675 - 10 BUCKS, EH? 84 00:04:21,676 --> 00:04:24,928 BET IT'D LOOK MIGHTY FINE IN THE SPOKES OF MY BIKE. 85 00:04:24,929 --> 00:04:27,197 - WHOA. - WHOA. 86 00:04:27,198 --> 00:04:29,066 - YOU LIKE TO PLAY GAMES, QUEEN ARTHUR? 87 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,351 WELL, I GOT A GAME FOR YOU. 88 00:04:30,352 --> 00:04:32,085 IT'S CALLED "PI�ATA BOY." 89 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:37,691 [screaming] 90 00:04:37,692 --> 00:04:38,792 AH, I'M BLIND. 91 00:04:38,793 --> 00:04:39,926 I'VE BEEN SLIMED. 92 00:04:39,927 --> 00:04:41,144 GET HIM. 93 00:04:41,145 --> 00:04:42,462 I'M BLIND. [screaming] 94 00:04:42,463 --> 00:04:43,497 - BACK HERE. 95 00:04:43,498 --> 00:04:44,781 - GET HIM. 96 00:04:44,782 --> 00:04:48,002 - YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN? 97 00:04:48,003 --> 00:04:49,352 - I'M GONNA GET THAT KID. 98 00:04:51,405 --> 00:04:52,639 - WHY'D YOU PULL ME BACK? 99 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,640 - DO YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT, 100 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,242 OR DO YOU WANT ME TO GET BELLIGERENT? 101 00:04:55,243 --> 00:04:56,025 - NEITHER. 102 00:04:56,026 --> 00:04:57,110 GOOD SHOOTIN', TEX. 103 00:04:57,111 --> 00:04:59,112 - THANKS. - LET'S GO. 104 00:05:03,385 --> 00:05:06,286 - [grumbling] 105 00:05:09,707 --> 00:05:11,742 [whistle blows] 106 00:05:11,743 --> 00:05:13,110 - A WHISTLE, REALLY? 107 00:05:13,111 --> 00:05:15,244 [whistle blows] 108 00:05:17,314 --> 00:05:19,833 - I HAVE WORKED AT THIS JOB LONG ENOUGH 109 00:05:19,834 --> 00:05:23,470 TO BE ABLE TO SPOT L.O.D. WHEN I SEE IT. 110 00:05:23,471 --> 00:05:25,138 A LOD. 111 00:05:25,139 --> 00:05:28,242 - L.O.D.: LACK OF DISCIPLINE. 112 00:05:28,243 --> 00:05:31,795 SINGLE MOM WORKING LATE NIGHTS, 113 00:05:31,796 --> 00:05:34,731 EVEN LATER NIGHTS WITH HER BOYFRIEND. 114 00:05:34,732 --> 00:05:36,299 [scoffs] 115 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,068 SO SAD. 116 00:05:38,069 --> 00:05:40,603 WHAT WITH OUR CUSTODY HEARING COMING UP, 117 00:05:40,604 --> 00:05:42,906 I WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD CARE A LITTLE MORE 118 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:45,475 ABOUT PUBLIC PERCEPTION. 119 00:05:45,476 --> 00:05:48,211 - HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY CUSTODY HEARING? 120 00:05:57,272 --> 00:05:58,655 - DAD? - LAURA. 121 00:05:58,656 --> 00:06:00,023 - MRS. METZ. - LAURA. 122 00:06:00,024 --> 00:06:01,275 - MOM. - ARTHUR. 123 00:06:01,276 --> 00:06:02,609 - METZ. - ART. 124 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:03,777 - ANNIE. - ART. 125 00:06:03,778 --> 00:06:05,913 - ARTHUR. 126 00:06:05,914 --> 00:06:07,664 - WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE ALL HERE, 127 00:06:07,665 --> 00:06:11,085 WHO SHALL TAKE THE CHILD? 128 00:06:11,086 --> 00:06:15,506 - LAURA, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE FIT TO BE A GOOD MOTHER? 129 00:06:15,507 --> 00:06:17,574 - WELL, SEE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, ART, 130 00:06:17,575 --> 00:06:20,978 WHEN PEOPLE DON'T TIVO OPRAH OR DR. PHIL 131 00:06:20,979 --> 00:06:23,313 OR DR. LAURA SCHLESSIN-- SCHLESS-- 132 00:06:23,314 --> 00:06:24,882 DR. LAURA. 133 00:06:24,883 --> 00:06:27,718 - LAURA, YOU'RE NOT FIT TO BE HIS MOTHER. 134 00:06:27,719 --> 00:06:30,253 YOU DON'T TIVO ANYTHING. 135 00:06:30,254 --> 00:06:31,855 - WHAT? TIVO? 136 00:06:31,856 --> 00:06:33,974 WHAT UNIVERSE IS SHE A FIT MOTHER? 137 00:06:33,975 --> 00:06:35,208 - ALL RIGHT, LAURA, 138 00:06:35,209 --> 00:06:38,111 YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO CHECK YOUR TONE-AGE WITH ME, OKAY? 139 00:06:38,112 --> 00:06:39,880 BECAUSE I AM THE SECOND ASSISTANT 140 00:06:39,881 --> 00:06:43,066 OF THE SERGEANT BATTALION, SWING SHIFT, 141 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:46,153 AND IN ADDITION TO HELPING THE PUBLIC, 142 00:06:46,154 --> 00:06:50,874 I HAPPEN TO HAVE VERY STRONG MOTHERING INSTINCTS. 143 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:52,826 I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO RAISE WILD RABBITS 144 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:55,162 AND PUPPIES, REMEMBER? 145 00:06:55,163 --> 00:06:56,429 - THE PUPPIES. 146 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:59,532 - PUPPIES, LOTS OF PUPPIES AND SOME STRAY FELINES 147 00:06:59,533 --> 00:07:01,668 AND A CAT, EVEN. 148 00:07:01,669 --> 00:07:03,353 - DID YOU HEAR THAT, ARTHUR? SHE'S RAISED A CAT. 149 00:07:03,354 --> 00:07:05,889 MAYBE SHE'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO PEE IN A BOX. 150 00:07:05,890 --> 00:07:07,123 - YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL. 151 00:07:07,124 --> 00:07:08,592 YOU'RE TALKING TO AN AUTHORITARIAN. 152 00:07:08,593 --> 00:07:09,693 - [tutting] 153 00:07:11,763 --> 00:07:15,232 ARTHUR, 154 00:07:15,233 --> 00:07:16,666 WHO DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH? 155 00:07:20,437 --> 00:07:23,073 - ME? 156 00:07:23,074 --> 00:07:25,275 - OKAY, THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. 157 00:07:25,276 --> 00:07:27,310 - MRS. LYLE, CAN YOU HONESTLY CLAIM 158 00:07:27,311 --> 00:07:30,614 TO PROVIDE A HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT FOR YOUR SON? 159 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:33,500 I MEAN, THE BOY IS CLEARLY MISGUIDED. 160 00:07:33,501 --> 00:07:35,836 HE HAS YET TO OFFER AN APOLOGY TO MY LITTLE LARRY. 161 00:07:35,837 --> 00:07:37,620 - APOLOGIZE? 162 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:44,227 OKAY, MRS. METZ, 163 00:07:44,228 --> 00:07:45,962 YOUR MOST ROYAL EXALTED HIGHNESS, 164 00:07:45,963 --> 00:07:48,715 I APOLOGIZE. 165 00:07:48,716 --> 00:07:50,717 I APOLOGIZE THAT SOMEONE SAW FIT 166 00:07:50,718 --> 00:07:53,119 TO PUT YOU INTO A POSITION OF AUTHORITY 167 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:57,975 WHEN YOUR OWN SON OBVIOUSLY HAS AN L.O.D. PROBLEM, 168 00:07:57,976 --> 00:08:00,277 AND I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE THAT MY ARTHUR 169 00:08:00,278 --> 00:08:04,947 DIDN'T CAUSE MORE HARM TO YOUR LITTLE TYRANT 170 00:08:04,948 --> 00:08:07,818 THAN TO HURT HIS OVERPRICED DESIGNER CLOTHES, 171 00:08:07,819 --> 00:08:10,803 AND IF HE EVER BULLIES MY SON AGAIN, 172 00:08:10,804 --> 00:08:14,741 I SWEAR I WILL SHOW HIM NO LACK OF DISCIPLINE. 173 00:08:17,045 --> 00:08:18,412 - [shrieks] 174 00:08:18,413 --> 00:08:20,247 - AND YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT THE BOYFRIEND THING. 175 00:08:20,248 --> 00:08:22,249 [whistle blows] 176 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:23,800 LET'S GO. 177 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:27,153 YOU OWE ME. 178 00:08:27,154 --> 00:08:28,589 - FOR WHAT? 179 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:30,591 - THREE DAYS' VACATION. 180 00:08:30,592 --> 00:08:32,292 - IT'S CALLED A SUSPENSION. 181 00:08:32,293 --> 00:08:35,345 - IT'S ONLY CALLED A SUSPENSION IF YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG. 182 00:08:35,346 --> 00:08:36,647 LOOK, DON'T WORRY, KIDDO. 183 00:08:36,648 --> 00:08:38,081 I WILL HANDLE IT. 184 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:40,050 - THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. 185 00:08:40,051 --> 00:08:41,985 - AH... 186 00:08:41,986 --> 00:08:44,187 BREAK OUT YOUR POCKET PROTECTOR, BECAUSE I GOT YOU TICKETS 187 00:08:44,188 --> 00:08:48,157 TO THE BIGGEST ELIXIR QUEST CONVENTION IN THE WORLD. 188 00:08:48,158 --> 00:08:49,258 - NO WAY. 189 00:08:49,259 --> 00:08:50,393 - YEAH. 190 00:08:50,394 --> 00:08:52,161 - TIM'S GONNA PEE HIS PANTS. 191 00:08:52,162 --> 00:08:53,896 SHANE BARKER'S GONNA BE THERE. 192 00:08:53,897 --> 00:08:55,031 - WHO? 193 00:08:55,032 --> 00:08:56,833 - HE'S THE ELIXIR QUEST GAME DESIGNER. 194 00:08:56,834 --> 00:08:59,453 HE'S UNVEILING A NEW EXPANSION DECK. 195 00:08:59,454 --> 00:09:00,904 - OH, IS HE CUTE? 196 00:09:00,905 --> 00:09:03,406 - PERMISSION TO BARF. 197 00:09:03,407 --> 00:09:04,574 - DENIED, SOLDIER. 198 00:09:04,575 --> 00:09:06,809 I JUST GOT THE OLD SHOE SMELL OUT OF THIS CAR. 199 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:10,313 I AM NOT IN THE MARKET FOR A NEW ODOR. 200 00:09:10,314 --> 00:09:13,800 LOOK, HONEY, THERE'S SOME SMALL PRINT. 201 00:09:13,801 --> 00:09:15,168 OH, HERE IT COMES. 202 00:09:15,169 --> 00:09:17,353 - NO SEWERS. 203 00:09:17,354 --> 00:09:18,572 - BUT, MOM-- 204 00:09:18,573 --> 00:09:19,539 - THEY'RE DISGUSTING. 205 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:21,341 THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED A SEWER. 206 00:09:21,342 --> 00:09:23,509 HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE WITH THE ALLIGATOR? 207 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:25,112 ARRRGH. 208 00:09:28,516 --> 00:09:31,667 YEAH, WELL, LOOK, 209 00:09:31,668 --> 00:09:33,236 THERE'S SOME HOT POCKETS IN THE FREEZER, 210 00:09:33,237 --> 00:09:36,006 AND IF YOU'RE STILL HUNGRY, WE'VE GOT FIG NEWTONS. 211 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:37,006 - MMM. 212 00:09:37,007 --> 00:09:38,041 [laughs] 213 00:09:38,042 --> 00:09:39,976 - GIVE ME A KISS. - WHAT? 214 00:09:39,977 --> 00:09:43,045 - HURRY UP. I'M LATE FOR WORK. 215 00:09:43,046 --> 00:09:45,181 - BYE, MOM. - NO SEWER. 216 00:09:45,182 --> 00:09:47,033 - SO THE TUNNEL HAS THREE CORRIDORS: 217 00:09:47,034 --> 00:09:50,220 HERE, HERE, AND HERE. 218 00:09:50,221 --> 00:09:51,388 WE'LL SPLIT UP. 219 00:09:51,389 --> 00:09:52,923 - CAN I GO WITH YOU? 220 00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:54,424 - YEAH, EXCEPT THAT WOULD KIND OF RUIN 221 00:09:54,425 --> 00:09:56,159 THE WHOLE SPLITTING UP THING. 222 00:09:57,478 --> 00:09:58,778 WE EACH TAKE A WING. 223 00:09:58,779 --> 00:10:00,246 WHEN WE HEAR IT, 224 00:10:00,247 --> 00:10:02,849 WE CLOSE IN AND TRAP THE MONSTER BETWEEN US. 225 00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:05,184 - WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA MOVE TOWARD THE MONSTER? 226 00:10:05,185 --> 00:10:07,453 WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN MY PLAN. 227 00:10:07,454 --> 00:10:09,022 - WE'RE THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE. 228 00:10:09,023 --> 00:10:10,991 WE CAN'T PASS UP A CHANCE TO SEE A MONSTER. 229 00:10:10,992 --> 00:10:12,125 - LET'S GET ON WITH THIS. 230 00:10:12,126 --> 00:10:13,393 I'M ROGUE. 231 00:10:13,394 --> 00:10:16,596 MY PARENTS THINK I AM SELLING COOKIES TILL 8:00. 232 00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:23,653 - KEEP THESE WALKIES ON, CONSTANT CONTACT, 233 00:10:23,654 --> 00:10:24,854 AND NO NAPPING. 234 00:10:31,346 --> 00:10:32,896 WE MIGHT BE DEALING WITH A MAN-EATER. 235 00:11:00,074 --> 00:11:02,092 - GO. - YOU GO. 236 00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:03,093 - I'LL GO. 237 00:11:03,094 --> 00:11:04,527 - GO. 238 00:11:04,528 --> 00:11:05,528 - I'M GOING. - OKAY. 239 00:11:05,529 --> 00:11:07,364 both: TIM, ARE YOU GONNA GO? 240 00:11:07,365 --> 00:11:09,299 - YEAH... 241 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,249 PEE-PEE. 242 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,468 both: JUST GO. 243 00:11:11,469 --> 00:11:12,535 - YOU--YOU GO. 244 00:11:12,536 --> 00:11:14,737 - I'M GOING. - I'M GOING TOO. 245 00:11:32,273 --> 00:11:34,574 - [sighs] 246 00:11:36,593 --> 00:11:38,278 I'VE GOT TO GET HOME. 247 00:11:38,279 --> 00:11:39,996 I'M BEHIND ON MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT, 248 00:11:39,997 --> 00:11:42,615 AND I'VE GOT A BOOK REPORT DUE TOMORROW, AND THIS-- 249 00:11:42,616 --> 00:11:44,317 - WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. 250 00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:45,535 WHAT'S THE BOOK? 251 00:11:45,536 --> 00:11:47,537 - UM... 252 00:11:47,538 --> 00:11:49,256 OH, WATERSHIP DOWN. 253 00:11:49,257 --> 00:11:50,457 - AND HOW FAR DID YOU GET? 254 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,375 - THERE'S A RABBIT ON THE COVER. 255 00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:54,327 - I READ THAT BOOK LAST YEAR. 256 00:11:54,328 --> 00:11:56,129 - YEAH? 257 00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:58,765 - YEAH, IT'S ABOUT THESE RABBITS. 258 00:11:58,766 --> 00:11:59,832 THEY LIVE IN A HOTEL. 259 00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:01,902 - YOU MEAN IT? 260 00:12:01,903 --> 00:12:03,770 - YEAH, AND THEY'RE TWINS. 261 00:12:03,771 --> 00:12:06,039 THEIR NAMES ARE ZACK AND CODY. 262 00:12:07,308 --> 00:12:10,410 [upbeat electronic music] 263 00:12:10,411 --> 00:12:16,750 � � 264 00:12:16,751 --> 00:12:18,952 - NATALIE? 265 00:12:18,953 --> 00:12:21,788 NATALIE, ARE YOU THERE? 266 00:12:21,789 --> 00:12:23,156 NATALIE. 267 00:12:23,157 --> 00:12:24,490 - WHERE IS SHE? 268 00:12:24,491 --> 00:12:26,409 - I--I DON'T KNOW. 269 00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:28,177 - WHAT IF THAT THING GOT HER? 270 00:12:28,178 --> 00:12:29,896 - YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT THERE IS A THING. 271 00:12:29,897 --> 00:12:32,549 - WE WILL IF IT ATE NATALIE. 272 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:36,470 - JUST STICK WITH THE PLAN AND MEET AT THE INTERSECTION. 273 00:12:36,471 --> 00:12:40,506 - HOW ABOUT PLAN "B": RUN, ESCAPE, LIVE? 274 00:12:40,507 --> 00:12:42,108 - INTERSECTION...NOW. 275 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,044 START WALKING. 276 00:12:45,897 --> 00:12:47,413 - I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS. 277 00:12:47,414 --> 00:12:49,900 I HATE THIS. 278 00:12:49,901 --> 00:12:57,256 � � 279 00:12:57,257 --> 00:12:59,709 - IT'S...NO, NO. 280 00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:02,128 ARTHUR, BIG PROBLEM, BIG PROBLEM. 281 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,481 ARTHUR, MY LIGHT WENT OUT. 282 00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:10,553 OH, IT'S DARK, ARTHUR, AND I'M BUMPING INTO WALLS, 283 00:13:10,554 --> 00:13:12,972 AND... 284 00:13:12,973 --> 00:13:15,775 OH, THERE'S STUFF ON THESE WALLS, SLIMY STUFF. 285 00:13:17,311 --> 00:13:18,645 WHAT IF IT'S THE MONSTER? 286 00:13:18,646 --> 00:13:19,912 - IT'S COOL. 287 00:13:19,913 --> 00:13:21,714 YOU KNOW THIS PLACE LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND. 288 00:13:21,715 --> 00:13:22,815 - THAT WOULD BE FINE 289 00:13:22,816 --> 00:13:24,984 IF I COULD SEE THE BACK OF MY HAND. 290 00:13:24,985 --> 00:13:27,620 - JUST KEEP WALKING STRAIGHT AHEAD, 291 00:13:27,621 --> 00:13:29,939 AND EVENTUALLY, YOU'LL SEE MY LIGHT, 292 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:32,125 AND EVERYTHING WILL BE... 293 00:13:32,126 --> 00:13:34,577 OH, NO. 294 00:13:34,578 --> 00:13:36,579 - ARTHUR, IS THAT... 295 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:38,081 - YOU HEAR IT? 296 00:13:38,082 --> 00:13:39,082 - WHAT IS IT? 297 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:40,951 - RADIO SILENCE. 298 00:13:40,952 --> 00:13:42,786 - WHY WOULD WE WANT TO DO THAT? 299 00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:44,237 - BECAUSE IT MIGHT HEAR US. 300 00:13:44,238 --> 00:13:45,805 - I'M TAKING EVASIVE ACTION. 301 00:13:45,806 --> 00:13:47,207 - NEGATIVE. HOLD YOUR GROUND. 302 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:48,491 THAT'S AN ORDER. 303 00:13:48,492 --> 00:13:49,843 - CONSIDER THIS A RESIGNATION 304 00:13:49,844 --> 00:13:51,795 FROM THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE. 305 00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:54,313 - TIM. TIM! 306 00:13:58,269 --> 00:13:59,335 TIM? 307 00:14:01,355 --> 00:14:02,739 NATALIE. 308 00:14:05,742 --> 00:14:13,783 � � 309 00:14:15,652 --> 00:14:17,153 - OH, AH. 310 00:14:17,154 --> 00:14:18,521 - HEY, WHERE WERE YOU? 311 00:14:18,522 --> 00:14:19,522 I KEPT CALLING. 312 00:14:19,523 --> 00:14:22,225 - I LOST MY WALKIE. 313 00:14:22,226 --> 00:14:23,476 DID YOU FIND NATALIE? 314 00:14:23,477 --> 00:14:25,561 - NOPE, NATALIE FOUND YOU. 315 00:14:25,562 --> 00:14:27,663 WHOSE TUNES? 316 00:14:27,664 --> 00:14:29,599 - UNSOLVED MYSTERY. 317 00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:37,357 [growling noise] 318 00:14:37,358 --> 00:14:38,575 - WHAT? - SHH. 319 00:14:38,576 --> 00:14:39,776 - YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT. 320 00:14:39,777 --> 00:14:41,610 - SHH, SHH, SHH! 321 00:14:41,611 --> 00:14:45,114 - WHAT, IS "SHH" MY NAME NOW? 322 00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:49,219 [footsteps tapping and chain rattling] 323 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,588 - RUN. - RUN. 324 00:14:51,589 --> 00:14:53,974 - RUN. - [screams] 325 00:14:53,975 --> 00:14:55,992 [screaming] COME ON. 326 00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:59,729 [all screaming] 327 00:15:01,015 --> 00:15:02,548 - COME. 328 00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:04,651 - I CAN'T SEE. - WAIT. WAIT. SLOW DOWN. 329 00:15:04,652 --> 00:15:05,652 SLOW DOWN. 330 00:15:05,653 --> 00:15:07,954 - COME ON, WE HAVE TO KEEP MOVING. 331 00:15:07,955 --> 00:15:10,240 THAT THING MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR ITS RADIO. 332 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,542 NICE. 333 00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:15,929 - WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS, A WEREWOLF, A VAMPIRE, 334 00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,730 MAYBE--MAYBE A MINOTAUR? 335 00:15:17,731 --> 00:15:19,065 - THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MINOTAURS. 336 00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:20,583 THEY'RE MYTHOLOGICAL. 337 00:15:20,584 --> 00:15:21,968 - MY MYTH-STAKE. 338 00:15:21,969 --> 00:15:23,836 - MAYBE IT'S, LIKE, ONE OF THOSE STORIES 339 00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:26,473 WHERE AN ABANDONED CHILD IS RAISED BY WOLVES OR SOMETHING. 340 00:15:26,474 --> 00:15:27,456 - REALITY CHECK. 341 00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:28,892 THOSE ARE NOT HISTORICAL ACCOUNTS. 342 00:15:28,893 --> 00:15:30,727 THOSE ARE DISNEY MOVIES. 343 00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:31,994 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, 344 00:15:31,995 --> 00:15:34,681 BUT I DO KNOW WHAT WE WERE: DINNER. 345 00:15:34,682 --> 00:15:38,485 - I'M NOT SO SURE IT'S OUT TO HURT US. 346 00:15:38,486 --> 00:15:41,321 - YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK THERE. 347 00:15:41,322 --> 00:15:42,755 PROMISE ME. 348 00:15:42,756 --> 00:15:44,240 - UH, I'M NOT. 349 00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:45,525 - PROMISE ME, ARTHUR LYLE, 350 00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:47,593 OR I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN 351 00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:50,497 AS LONG AS I LIVE. 352 00:15:50,498 --> 00:15:53,149 - I PROMISE. 353 00:16:13,286 --> 00:16:16,306 - YOU SMELL LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE BACK OF THE REFRIGERATOR. 354 00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:18,257 - I FELL IN A PUDDLE. 355 00:16:18,258 --> 00:16:20,927 - MM-HMM, AND SO DID YOUR COMPUTER, 356 00:16:20,928 --> 00:16:25,014 YOUR ELIXIR CARDS, AND TV: TWO WEEKS. 357 00:16:25,015 --> 00:16:28,084 - SOUNDS FAIR. 358 00:16:28,085 --> 00:16:30,052 - GOOD NIGHT. 359 00:16:37,311 --> 00:16:38,560 [birds chirping] 360 00:16:38,561 --> 00:16:39,746 - YOU GOT THE STUFF? 361 00:16:39,747 --> 00:16:42,849 - TAKEN RIGHT FROM MY BROTHER'S CD PLAYER. 362 00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:44,551 I HAD TO SNEAK INTO MY BROTHER'S ROOM. 363 00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:47,002 YOU KNOW HOW PSYCHOTIC HE IS. 364 00:16:47,003 --> 00:16:50,673 I DESERVE HAZARD PAY. 365 00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:54,177 - FAIR ENOUGH. 366 00:16:54,178 --> 00:16:58,013 THE RAREST AND MOST POWERFUL CARD 367 00:16:58,014 --> 00:17:00,516 IN THE ELIXIR QUEST ARSENAL. 368 00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:05,004 IT WAS DISCONTINUED BECAUSE OF GAME BALANCE REASONS. 369 00:17:05,005 --> 00:17:08,057 - I CAN ALMOST FEEL THE POWER. 370 00:17:08,058 --> 00:17:09,859 - USE IT WISELY, MY FRIEND, 371 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:13,163 BECAUSE WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. 372 00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:18,451 OH, AND IF I DON'T COME BACK, YOU GET MY COMIC BOOKS. 373 00:17:18,452 --> 00:17:21,287 [light guitar music] 374 00:17:21,288 --> 00:17:29,245 � � 375 00:17:31,064 --> 00:17:36,686 - � NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW'S GONNA BRING � 376 00:17:36,687 --> 00:17:39,589 � IT MAY LEAVE YOU WITH NOTHING � 377 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:43,826 � AND IT MAY LEAVE YOU EVERYTHING � 378 00:17:43,827 --> 00:17:45,644 - NERD ALERT. NERD ALERT. 379 00:17:45,645 --> 00:17:48,781 GEEKS HEADING EASTBOUND ON BIKES. 380 00:17:48,782 --> 00:17:50,116 - GET THE BIKES. 381 00:17:50,117 --> 00:17:52,618 WE GOT WEDGIES TO GIVE. 382 00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,775 - � AND SOME ARE SCARED OF DYING � 383 00:17:58,776 --> 00:18:02,779 � AND MORE AFRAID TO BE ALIVE � 384 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,981 � AND SOME ARE SCARED OF LIVING � 385 00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:09,218 � WITHOUT SOMEBODY BY THEIR SIDE � 386 00:18:09,219 --> 00:18:11,921 � YOU WON'T CONTROL YOUR FUTURE � 387 00:18:11,922 --> 00:18:15,091 � ASK ANYONE WHO'S EVER TRIED � 388 00:18:15,092 --> 00:18:20,830 � AND YOU MAY NOT GET WHERE YOU'RE GOING � 389 00:18:20,831 --> 00:18:24,901 � SO ENJOY THE RIDE � 390 00:18:24,902 --> 00:18:32,625 � � 391 00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,835 [upbeat music] 392 00:18:42,836 --> 00:18:50,793 � � 393 00:18:51,962 --> 00:18:53,262 - � YOU DON'T KNOW ME � 394 00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:54,797 � I DON'T KNOW YOU � 395 00:18:54,798 --> 00:18:57,300 � WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU DO � 396 00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:59,018 � YOU DON'T KNOW ME � 397 00:18:59,019 --> 00:19:00,687 � I DON'T KNOW YOU � 398 00:19:00,688 --> 00:19:03,906 � WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU DO � 399 00:19:03,907 --> 00:19:05,324 - � EVERY DAY I WAKE UP IN THE FLESH � 400 00:19:05,325 --> 00:19:06,909 � EVERY TIME I TRY TO HOLD MY BREATH � 401 00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:08,144 � EVERY TIME I'M TOLD TO FORGET IT � 402 00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:09,678 � 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I GET COMMITTED � 403 00:19:09,679 --> 00:19:11,497 � YOU DON'T GET IT, GOT IT ALL WRONG, SEE � 404 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,999 � EVERYBODY DIES HERE BUT ME � 405 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,318 - � I WILL MAKE YOU SIT BACK � 406 00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:18,238 [boom box playing various songs] 407 00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:26,145 � � 408 00:19:49,335 --> 00:19:51,804 - [whistles] 409 00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:56,258 LOOK AT THIS SPOT, GUYS. 410 00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:57,260 - OVER HERE. 411 00:19:57,261 --> 00:19:58,711 - COME ON, GUYS. - PERFECT. 412 00:19:58,712 --> 00:20:00,412 - THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA SEE WHAT'S COMING. 413 00:20:00,413 --> 00:20:03,449 ALPHA WEAPON. 414 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:05,868 GREAT JOB. 415 00:20:05,869 --> 00:20:09,438 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, FIRE IN THE HOLE. 416 00:20:09,439 --> 00:20:10,889 - OH, HERE IT GOES. 417 00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:12,642 [firecracker booming] 418 00:20:12,643 --> 00:20:14,393 - HE'S SCARED. 419 00:20:14,394 --> 00:20:15,728 COME ON, GUYS, LET'S LIGHT MORE. 420 00:20:15,729 --> 00:20:17,997 [laughs] LOOK AT HIM. 421 00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:22,268 [firecrackers whistling and booming] 422 00:20:22,269 --> 00:20:26,940 [laughter] 423 00:20:26,941 --> 00:20:27,873 - CHECK THIS OUT. - MAN. 424 00:20:27,874 --> 00:20:29,175 - THAT'S AN M-80. 425 00:20:29,176 --> 00:20:30,242 IT COULD KILL HIM. 426 00:20:30,243 --> 00:20:33,546 - OH, STOP BEING SUCH A WUSS. 427 00:20:35,482 --> 00:20:36,666 - OKAY, BACK UP. BACK UP. 428 00:20:41,538 --> 00:20:42,688 - [groans] 429 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,172 [grunts] WHOA. 430 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:46,792 [coughs] 431 00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:55,468 [coughs] 432 00:20:55,469 --> 00:20:56,536 - [sighs] 433 00:20:56,537 --> 00:20:57,637 - YOU HEAR ANYTHING? 434 00:21:03,026 --> 00:21:04,310 - METZ. - WHAT? 435 00:21:04,311 --> 00:21:06,412 - [grunts] 436 00:21:07,765 --> 00:21:09,565 - WHAT IS IT? 437 00:21:11,852 --> 00:21:13,653 - WHAT HAPPENED? 438 00:21:13,654 --> 00:21:15,371 WHERE'D HE GO? 439 00:21:15,372 --> 00:21:17,823 - HE'S GONE. - I SWEAR I SAW SOMETHING. 440 00:21:17,824 --> 00:21:19,708 - YOU'RE CRAZY. - THERE'S NOTHING THERE. 441 00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:22,195 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 442 00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:24,163 - SERIOUSLY, GUYS, I SWEAR. 443 00:21:24,164 --> 00:21:25,331 - MM-HMM. 444 00:21:28,669 --> 00:21:29,869 - [sneezes] 445 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:33,756 [coughing] 446 00:21:33,757 --> 00:21:35,792 [blubbering] 447 00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:38,811 [mumbles] 448 00:21:38,812 --> 00:21:40,563 - WHOA. 449 00:21:40,564 --> 00:21:42,215 WHOA-HO-HO. 450 00:21:42,216 --> 00:21:45,968 OH, OH, I--YOU-- YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT ME. 451 00:21:45,969 --> 00:21:49,138 I MEAN, I'LL GIVE YOU DIARRHEA OR SOMETHING. 452 00:21:49,139 --> 00:21:49,906 NO, NO, PLEASE, DON'T. 453 00:21:49,907 --> 00:21:52,025 PLEASE, NO, NO. 454 00:21:52,026 --> 00:21:55,043 [upbeat rap music] 455 00:21:55,044 --> 00:22:02,985 � � 456 00:22:18,001 --> 00:22:25,858 � � 457 00:22:32,032 --> 00:22:34,200 I'LL NEVER WATCH MTV AGAIN. 458 00:22:40,323 --> 00:22:42,725 THANK YOU. 459 00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:49,965 MY NAME'S ARTHUR. 460 00:22:49,966 --> 00:22:50,999 - ARTHUR. 461 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,169 - YEAH. 462 00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:55,604 - BART. 463 00:22:55,605 --> 00:22:56,923 - YOUR NAME'S BART. 464 00:22:56,924 --> 00:22:59,692 BART, THAT'S... THAT'S A NICE NAME. 465 00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:09,302 HEY, BART, SAY CHEESE. 466 00:23:09,303 --> 00:23:11,554 - CHEEEEEESE. 467 00:23:11,555 --> 00:23:13,689 - I'M--I'M SORRY. 468 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:15,708 - DON'T! BAD! 469 00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:17,326 - COME ON, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 470 00:23:17,327 --> 00:23:19,294 IT'S JUST A LITTLE PICTURE. 471 00:23:19,295 --> 00:23:22,014 - [grumbling] 472 00:23:25,786 --> 00:23:28,571 - DOES YOUR ORTHODONTIST KNOW YOU'RE DOING THAT? 473 00:23:30,457 --> 00:23:33,292 YOU--YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 474 00:23:33,293 --> 00:23:36,428 THE LEAST I CAN DO IS SAVE YOUR TEETH. 475 00:23:36,429 --> 00:23:38,097 YOU CAN COME WITH ME. 476 00:23:39,816 --> 00:23:40,967 I HAVE TOOLS. 477 00:23:40,968 --> 00:23:42,568 YOU KNOW, TOOLS? 478 00:23:44,755 --> 00:23:47,189 I'LL--I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, 479 00:23:47,190 --> 00:23:51,527 AND I'LL BRING SOME-- SOME SAWS 480 00:23:51,528 --> 00:23:54,730 AND A WIRE CUTTERS AND A-- 481 00:23:54,731 --> 00:23:57,332 AND A TOOTHBRUSH 482 00:23:57,333 --> 00:24:01,253 OR SIX, YOU KNOW, CLEAN, MINTY FRESH. 483 00:24:01,254 --> 00:24:02,288 - COME BACK. 484 00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:04,390 ARTHUR, COME BACK. LATER. 485 00:24:04,391 --> 00:24:07,509 DON'T WORRY. I'LL BE BACK, OKAY? 486 00:24:07,510 --> 00:24:08,844 IT'S KIND OF A TIGHT SQUEEZE. 487 00:24:08,845 --> 00:24:10,079 HOW DO YOU GET IN HERE? 488 00:24:21,658 --> 00:24:25,795 - THIS WILL ALL CHANGE WHEN I'M YOUR MOMMY. 489 00:24:25,796 --> 00:24:27,547 [laughter] 490 00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:35,837 - I HAVE TWO WORDS: TSK, TSK. 491 00:24:35,838 --> 00:24:39,475 - I DID BRING THE BOY HERE AFTER I SAW HOW GUILTY HE LOOKED 492 00:24:39,476 --> 00:24:40,742 COMING OUT OF THAT SEWER. 493 00:24:40,743 --> 00:24:42,711 SAID HE WOULDN'T TALK TO ANYBODY 494 00:24:42,712 --> 00:24:44,746 TILL HE SAW HIS LAWYER. 495 00:24:44,747 --> 00:24:45,964 WHICH I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE. 496 00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:48,067 I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOUR STEPMOM? 497 00:24:48,068 --> 00:24:52,121 SOON-TO-BE FUTURE STEPMOM. 498 00:24:52,122 --> 00:24:54,140 BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS, VICE PRINCIPAL METZ: 499 00:24:54,141 --> 00:24:56,942 THE BOY DOES HAVE ONE HECK OF AN IMAGINATION. 500 00:24:56,943 --> 00:24:57,910 - IS THAT TIMMY? 501 00:24:57,911 --> 00:24:59,795 - [gulps] - [gasps] 502 00:24:59,796 --> 00:25:02,881 NO. 503 00:25:02,882 --> 00:25:05,233 - [exhales deeply] 504 00:25:05,234 --> 00:25:08,754 I WOULDN'T BE DOING MY JOB IF I ALLOWED YOU 505 00:25:08,755 --> 00:25:10,656 TO CONTINUE TO USE THE SEWER SYSTEM 506 00:25:10,657 --> 00:25:14,393 AS A SUBSTITUTE BABYSITTER, MADAM. 507 00:25:14,394 --> 00:25:15,561 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 508 00:25:15,562 --> 00:25:17,630 THE BOY MAY HAVE A FUTURE IN SANITATION. 509 00:25:17,631 --> 00:25:19,999 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND HIM TO PLUMBING CAMP. 510 00:25:22,069 --> 00:25:26,405 I'M SURE THAT IT WOULD PAY MORE THAN CHECKOUT LINE. 511 00:25:26,406 --> 00:25:30,225 - OH, PLEASE, I HAVE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OUT OF YOU. 512 00:25:30,226 --> 00:25:31,277 - TEMPER, TEMPER. 513 00:25:31,278 --> 00:25:34,163 WE ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF... 514 00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:37,133 SOMEONE IN A UNIFORM. 515 00:25:37,134 --> 00:25:39,234 EXCELLENT FIELDWORK, OFFICER ALICE. 516 00:25:39,235 --> 00:25:42,504 - ANNIE. - ANNIE, WHATEVER. 517 00:25:42,505 --> 00:25:44,389 MAY I BUY YOU A CUP OF SANKA? 518 00:25:44,390 --> 00:25:47,293 - I--I LOVE SANKA. 519 00:25:47,294 --> 00:25:48,643 - YES, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD. 520 00:25:48,644 --> 00:25:51,013 PLEASE SEE YOURSELF OUT. 521 00:25:51,014 --> 00:25:52,514 - MOM, I-- 522 00:25:52,515 --> 00:25:54,383 - DO NOT. 523 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,905 ALL RIGHT, MAYBE VICE PRINCIPAL VOLDEMORT WAS RIGHT. 524 00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:01,373 MAYBE I'M NOT DOING A GOOD JOB. 525 00:26:01,374 --> 00:26:04,243 MAYBE I SHOULD START TIVO-ING OPRAH. 526 00:26:04,244 --> 00:26:06,078 - THERE ARE MONSTERS IN THE SEWER, THOUGH. 527 00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:08,280 - ENOUGH WITH THE MAKE-BELIEVE, ARTHUR. 528 00:26:08,281 --> 00:26:10,316 - I WILL TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST, MOM. 529 00:26:10,317 --> 00:26:14,019 - YOU CAN'T EVEN PASS A SOCIAL STUDIES TEST. 530 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:16,172 LOOK, HONEY, IF WE DON'T START WORKING THIS OUT, 531 00:26:16,173 --> 00:26:18,541 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE LIVING WITH ME OR YOUR DAD 532 00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:20,309 OR WITH THE EVIL OFFICER ANNIE. 533 00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:21,944 YOU'RE GONNA BE IN JUVENILE HALL. 534 00:26:21,945 --> 00:26:24,630 [whistle blows] 535 00:26:24,631 --> 00:26:26,465 HELLO, OFFICER. 536 00:26:26,466 --> 00:26:28,450 - WE NEED THIS CAR REVERSED IMMEDIATELY. 537 00:26:28,451 --> 00:26:29,552 - WHY? 538 00:26:29,553 --> 00:26:33,472 - WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY HERE, 539 00:26:33,473 --> 00:26:34,823 A CARPET EMERGENCY. 540 00:26:34,824 --> 00:26:36,425 - HMM, HONEY, I'M GONNA DROP YOU OFF HERE, 541 00:26:36,426 --> 00:26:38,227 BECAUSE I HAVE EVIL CUSTOMERS WAITING FOR ME. 542 00:26:38,228 --> 00:26:39,295 - UH-HUH. 543 00:26:39,296 --> 00:26:41,496 - HONEY...KISS. 544 00:26:41,497 --> 00:26:42,965 - YEAH. 545 00:26:42,966 --> 00:26:44,817 TIM, TIM, JUST LISTEN TO ME. 546 00:26:44,818 --> 00:26:46,218 - I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 547 00:26:46,219 --> 00:26:48,921 YOU ARE LOSING YOUR MIND, WHAT LEFT THERE IS. 548 00:26:48,922 --> 00:26:50,923 - TIM, THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH. 549 00:26:50,924 --> 00:26:51,890 - OH, YEAH? 550 00:26:51,891 --> 00:26:54,193 WELL, SO IS ALGEBRA. 551 00:26:54,194 --> 00:26:55,260 ARTHUR? 552 00:26:55,261 --> 00:26:56,445 ARTHUR! 553 00:26:56,446 --> 00:26:58,697 - TEN MINUTES, AND BRING NAT. 554 00:27:05,455 --> 00:27:07,222 - DID I MENTION THIS IS A WHOLE LOT OF BAD IDEA? 555 00:27:07,223 --> 00:27:08,256 - I OWE HIM. 556 00:27:08,257 --> 00:27:09,592 - CAN WE GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD? 557 00:27:09,593 --> 00:27:10,693 I GOT CURFEW. 558 00:27:10,694 --> 00:27:12,027 - TIM, LET'S GO. 559 00:27:12,028 --> 00:27:13,495 - WHAT ABOUT ME? 560 00:27:13,496 --> 00:27:15,147 - YOU'RE BACKUP. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 561 00:27:15,148 --> 00:27:16,849 - YOU BACK US UP. 562 00:27:16,850 --> 00:27:20,052 [funky electronic music] 563 00:27:20,053 --> 00:27:28,026 � � 564 00:27:29,763 --> 00:27:30,829 - COME ON, QUICKLY. 565 00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:32,765 COME ON, SNAP TO IT. 566 00:27:39,038 --> 00:27:40,239 - IT'S ABOUT TO GET BAD. 567 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,375 - I HAVEN'T FOUND HIM YET. 568 00:27:42,376 --> 00:27:43,809 - IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING TO A PERSON. 569 00:27:43,810 --> 00:27:45,644 IT'S SPECIFICALLY TROLL-GRADE. 570 00:27:45,645 --> 00:27:49,331 - [coughing] 571 00:27:49,332 --> 00:27:52,001 - THIS SHOULD WORK, GUYS. 572 00:27:54,388 --> 00:27:56,138 - HURRY, GUYS, EVERYONE, EVERYONE. 573 00:27:56,139 --> 00:27:57,123 - COME ON, HURRY UP. 574 00:27:57,124 --> 00:27:59,125 COME ON, GO. GO. 575 00:27:59,126 --> 00:28:00,226 COME ON, TURN IT UP. 576 00:28:00,227 --> 00:28:01,777 - THERE IT IS. 577 00:28:01,778 --> 00:28:02,962 THERE IT IS OVER HERE. 578 00:28:02,963 --> 00:28:03,996 BRING THE SMOKE. 579 00:28:03,997 --> 00:28:06,165 WE NEED THE SMOKE. 580 00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:08,000 THERE IT IS. 581 00:28:11,822 --> 00:28:14,423 - THERE HE IS. - GRAB THE SCANNER. 582 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,996 LET'S GO, GUYS. HERE WE GO. 583 00:28:20,997 --> 00:28:24,066 - THERE HE IS. - IT'S HIM. 584 00:28:24,067 --> 00:28:25,267 - GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. 585 00:28:29,589 --> 00:28:31,306 - BART! [coughs] 586 00:28:31,307 --> 00:28:32,290 BART. 587 00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:33,642 BART. 588 00:28:33,643 --> 00:28:36,311 [coughs] 589 00:28:36,312 --> 00:28:37,479 HE NEEDS AIR. 590 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,630 - TRICK OR TREAT. 591 00:28:38,631 --> 00:28:40,766 - I DIDN'T SIGN UP TO KILL A KID, GUYS. 592 00:28:40,767 --> 00:28:42,218 ALL RIGHT, WELL... 593 00:28:42,219 --> 00:28:43,569 - THIS IS FOXTROT HULU. 594 00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:45,671 - IT'S JUST A STUPID KID. 595 00:28:45,672 --> 00:28:46,838 IT'S A STUPID KID. 596 00:28:46,839 --> 00:28:48,140 LET'S GO. 597 00:28:48,141 --> 00:28:49,808 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 598 00:28:49,809 --> 00:28:52,077 - ARE WE DONE? - LIKE I SAID, LET'S GO. 599 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:55,147 - [coughs] 600 00:28:55,148 --> 00:28:56,615 COME ON, BART. 601 00:29:01,387 --> 00:29:04,023 [air hissing] 602 00:29:04,024 --> 00:29:05,657 - [coughs] 603 00:29:07,928 --> 00:29:09,361 - COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 604 00:29:11,347 --> 00:29:12,514 COME ON, BART. 605 00:29:12,515 --> 00:29:14,199 COME ON, I GOT YOU. YOU CAN DO IT. 606 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,268 COME ON. COME ON. 607 00:29:16,269 --> 00:29:18,687 - COME BACK. 608 00:29:18,688 --> 00:29:21,623 - NAT, OVER HERE NOW. 609 00:29:26,930 --> 00:29:28,681 COME ON. COME ON. GET IN. 610 00:29:28,682 --> 00:29:29,782 IT'S OKAY, BART. 611 00:29:29,783 --> 00:29:30,849 JUST GET IN. 612 00:29:30,850 --> 00:29:32,551 - IT'S OKAY. GO. 613 00:29:36,806 --> 00:29:37,939 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 614 00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:39,307 - I'M HOT-WIRING THE CAR. 615 00:29:39,308 --> 00:29:40,925 I LEARNED IT IN SCOUTS. 616 00:29:40,926 --> 00:29:42,745 IT'S NOT ALL COOKIES AND KNEE-HIGH SOCKS, YOU KNOW. 617 00:29:42,746 --> 00:29:44,129 [engine turns over] 618 00:29:46,682 --> 00:29:48,033 - GET THE OTHER ONE. - THAT'S NOT US. 619 00:29:48,034 --> 00:29:49,285 - FOLLOW THEM. 620 00:29:49,286 --> 00:29:52,087 [upbeat rock music] 621 00:29:52,088 --> 00:29:55,240 � � 622 00:29:55,241 --> 00:29:57,976 - � I'M LIVING IN THE FAST LANE � 623 00:29:57,977 --> 00:30:00,045 - DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE IN SCOUTS TOO? 624 00:30:00,046 --> 00:30:01,563 - NO, PLAYSTATION. 625 00:30:01,564 --> 00:30:04,449 - � I'M LIVING IN THE FAST LANE, BUDDY � 626 00:30:04,450 --> 00:30:06,968 [tires screeching] 627 00:30:06,969 --> 00:30:08,237 [record scratches] 628 00:30:08,238 --> 00:30:09,505 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 629 00:30:09,506 --> 00:30:10,589 - STOP SIGN. 630 00:30:10,590 --> 00:30:12,841 - STOP SIGNS DON'T COUNT IN CAR CHASES. 631 00:30:12,842 --> 00:30:14,743 [tires squealing] 632 00:30:14,744 --> 00:30:16,495 - � I'M LIVING IN THE FAST LANE � 633 00:30:16,496 --> 00:30:19,531 � I'M LIVING IN THE QUICK LANE � 634 00:30:19,532 --> 00:30:20,966 - I THINK YOU'RE MAKING HIM SICK. 635 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:22,167 - HOW CAN YOU TELL? 636 00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:23,719 DOES HE GET UGLIER? 637 00:30:25,655 --> 00:30:27,907 - THEY'RE GAINING ON US. 638 00:30:27,908 --> 00:30:30,592 [tires squealing] 639 00:30:35,248 --> 00:30:36,782 - GET OUT OF THE WAY. 640 00:30:36,783 --> 00:30:39,767 - � I'M LIVING IN THE FAST LANE � 641 00:30:39,768 --> 00:30:42,804 � I'M LIVING IN THE QUICK LANE � 642 00:30:42,805 --> 00:30:45,674 - ALL RIGHT, WE LOST THEM. 643 00:30:45,675 --> 00:30:48,477 SOMETHING TELLS ME THOSE GUYS WEREN'T CARPET CLEANERS. 644 00:30:48,478 --> 00:30:49,845 [tires screeching] 645 00:30:49,846 --> 00:30:51,396 - WOW. 646 00:30:51,397 --> 00:30:53,181 - WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT? 647 00:30:53,182 --> 00:30:54,549 COME ON. JUST RUN IT OVER. 648 00:30:54,550 --> 00:30:55,951 - IT'S MY FIRST TIME DRIVING. 649 00:30:55,952 --> 00:30:58,437 I REFUSE TO RUN OVER SOMETHING. 650 00:30:58,438 --> 00:31:01,489 THIS IS ONE EVIL LITTLE DOG. 651 00:31:01,490 --> 00:31:02,891 - OH, NO. IT'S METZ. 652 00:31:02,892 --> 00:31:04,093 - OKAY, GET OUT OF THE CAR. 653 00:31:04,094 --> 00:31:05,360 - OUT OF THE CAR. COME ON. 654 00:31:05,361 --> 00:31:06,945 COME ON, FASTER. 655 00:31:06,946 --> 00:31:08,914 COME ON, BART, KEEP UP. 656 00:31:13,253 --> 00:31:15,921 DANG, GET OFF ME. 657 00:31:15,922 --> 00:31:17,923 - WELL, WELL, WELL, QUEEN ARTHUR, 658 00:31:17,924 --> 00:31:20,576 LOOKS LIKE YOU BROUGHT YOUR MOTHER. 659 00:31:20,577 --> 00:31:22,310 - DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER, METZ. 660 00:31:22,311 --> 00:31:23,963 - OR WHAT? 661 00:31:23,964 --> 00:31:26,315 - BURN. 662 00:31:27,967 --> 00:31:30,636 - OW! OH! OW! OW! OW! 663 00:31:30,637 --> 00:31:32,337 I--I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE... 664 00:32:00,633 --> 00:32:02,901 - CHEM-DRY? 665 00:32:02,902 --> 00:32:06,504 - IT'S "KEM"-DRY, AND I'M NOT BUYING IT. 666 00:32:14,264 --> 00:32:16,498 - WHO CHAINED HIM UP? 667 00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:18,650 - DARKSMOKE. 668 00:32:18,651 --> 00:32:21,654 - HE SAID, "DARKSMOKE." 669 00:32:21,655 --> 00:32:23,405 - WHAT'S A DARKSMOKE? 670 00:32:23,406 --> 00:32:26,792 - IT'S AN EVIL DRAGON KING, REALLY EVIL, 671 00:32:26,793 --> 00:32:28,694 VICE PRINCIPAL METZ EVIL. 672 00:32:28,695 --> 00:32:30,195 - BUT IT'S A CARD GAME. 673 00:32:30,196 --> 00:32:31,897 IT'S MAKE-BELIEVE. 674 00:32:31,898 --> 00:32:34,867 - HELLO, THERE'S A TROLL IN HIS GARAGE. 675 00:32:34,868 --> 00:32:38,870 - GUESS THIS GAME JUST GOT REAL. 676 00:32:38,871 --> 00:32:41,356 - ELIXIR QUEST ISN'T A CARD GAME? 677 00:32:41,357 --> 00:32:43,041 IT'S REAL HISTORY? 678 00:32:43,042 --> 00:32:46,011 I'VE BEEN READING HISTORY? 679 00:32:46,012 --> 00:32:49,214 - JUDGING FROM THE SHACKLE AROUND HIS LEG, 680 00:32:49,215 --> 00:32:51,550 I GUESS HE MUST HAVE BEEN DARKSMOKE'S PRISONER, 681 00:32:51,551 --> 00:32:53,385 AND HE MUST HAVE ESCAPED. 682 00:32:53,386 --> 00:32:58,273 - DOES THIS MEAN EVIL DRAGON LORD GUY--WHATEVER-- 683 00:32:58,274 --> 00:33:00,092 WILL COME LOOKING FOR HIM? 684 00:33:00,093 --> 00:33:04,729 - THOSE GUYS IN THE VAN, THEY MUST BE WORKING FOR DS. 685 00:33:08,952 --> 00:33:10,152 - OH. 686 00:33:10,153 --> 00:33:11,920 - OH... 687 00:33:11,921 --> 00:33:14,039 - MY... 688 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,874 - WOW. 689 00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:17,776 HE REGENERATES. 690 00:33:25,719 --> 00:33:28,053 [bouncy music] 691 00:33:28,054 --> 00:33:30,004 POTIONS? 692 00:33:39,482 --> 00:33:42,534 WHAT THE-- 693 00:33:42,535 --> 00:33:43,802 NO. 694 00:33:43,803 --> 00:33:45,103 NO, NO, NO, NO. 695 00:33:45,104 --> 00:33:46,805 WE CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW. 696 00:33:46,806 --> 00:33:49,474 NO, MY MOM IS GOING TO BE HOME ANY MINUTE, 697 00:33:49,475 --> 00:33:52,327 AND SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND TROLLS AND POTIONS 698 00:33:52,328 --> 00:33:55,263 AND SEWERS AND... 699 00:33:55,264 --> 00:33:57,666 I'M DEAD. 700 00:33:57,667 --> 00:34:00,035 - SO MAGIC POTION. 701 00:34:00,036 --> 00:34:01,403 THAT'S THE BEST YOU GOT? 702 00:34:01,404 --> 00:34:02,671 - IT'S THE TRUTH. 703 00:34:02,672 --> 00:34:04,640 - DARN IT, ARTHUR. 704 00:34:04,641 --> 00:34:06,175 EVERY TIME YOU GET CAUGHT, 705 00:34:06,176 --> 00:34:07,709 YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO LIE YOUR WAY OUT. 706 00:34:07,710 --> 00:34:09,461 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO END UP, A POLITICIAN? 707 00:34:09,462 --> 00:34:11,563 - I WILL NEITHER CONFIRM OR DENY THAT. 708 00:34:11,564 --> 00:34:13,682 - DRINK IT. 709 00:34:13,683 --> 00:34:15,150 - IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF A DRINK, THOUGH. 710 00:34:15,151 --> 00:34:16,935 - ARTHUR LYLE, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BED 711 00:34:16,936 --> 00:34:20,305 UNTIL YOU DRINK EVERY LAST BIT OF THIS MAGIC POTION. 712 00:34:23,876 --> 00:34:24,976 DRINK IT. 713 00:34:24,977 --> 00:34:26,477 - OKAY. 714 00:34:29,149 --> 00:34:30,415 - MORE. 715 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:31,749 ALL OF IT. 716 00:34:37,624 --> 00:34:40,892 I DON'T SEE YOU TURNING INTO A FROG OR ANYTHING. 717 00:34:40,893 --> 00:34:42,528 [doorbell rings] 718 00:34:42,529 --> 00:34:44,362 JIMINY CHRISTMAS. 719 00:34:44,363 --> 00:34:45,780 IF YOU'RE GONNA THROW UP, 720 00:34:45,781 --> 00:34:47,282 DON'T USE THE BATHROOM DOWNSTAIRS. 721 00:34:47,283 --> 00:34:49,817 I JUST CLEANED IT. 722 00:34:49,818 --> 00:34:51,652 - OH, PLEASE DON'T BE LOVE. PLEASE DON'T BE LOVE. 723 00:34:51,653 --> 00:34:53,338 PLEASE DON'T BE LOVE. 724 00:34:53,339 --> 00:34:55,340 - THIS IS REALLY NOT A GOOD TIME. 725 00:34:55,341 --> 00:34:58,143 - YOUR SON IS IN DEEP DOO-DOO, MADAM. 726 00:34:58,144 --> 00:34:59,561 - OH... cuckoo! 727 00:34:59,562 --> 00:35:01,396 - DID YOU JUST SAY-- 728 00:35:01,397 --> 00:35:02,981 - YES. 729 00:35:02,982 --> 00:35:05,267 - NO, NO. 730 00:35:05,268 --> 00:35:07,269 ARTHUR, THE WICKED VICE PRINCIPAL OF THE WEST 731 00:35:07,270 --> 00:35:09,804 SEEMS TO THINK THAT YOU'VE COMMITTED SOME SORT OF CRIME, 732 00:35:09,805 --> 00:35:11,640 SO COULD YOU PLEASE SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT 733 00:35:11,641 --> 00:35:13,908 SO SHE CAN RETURN TO HER COFFIN BEFORE THE SUN RISES? 734 00:35:13,909 --> 00:35:15,910 - MM-HMM, EVERYONE'S A COMEDIAN. 735 00:35:15,911 --> 00:35:18,079 WELL, MR. LYLE? 736 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,848 - I STOLE A VAN. 737 00:35:20,849 --> 00:35:22,868 - UH...HE'S BEEN DRINKING. 738 00:35:22,869 --> 00:35:24,202 - DRINKING? 739 00:35:24,203 --> 00:35:26,338 - YEAH, WELL, IT'S FINE, 'CAUSE I GAVE IT TO HIM. 740 00:35:26,339 --> 00:35:27,505 - [sighs] 741 00:35:27,506 --> 00:35:30,475 MR. LYLE, DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT TAKE SOMETHING 742 00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:32,678 FROM THE ANIMAL CONTROL PEOPLE? 743 00:35:32,679 --> 00:35:34,112 - YES. 744 00:35:34,113 --> 00:35:35,981 - AND WHAT WAS IT? 745 00:35:35,982 --> 00:35:37,482 - A TROLL. 746 00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:42,036 - [laughs] 747 00:35:42,037 --> 00:35:43,338 - AND... 748 00:35:43,339 --> 00:35:45,840 - I BROUGHT HIM HOME, AND HE'S IN THE GARAGE. 749 00:35:45,841 --> 00:35:48,610 - MM. HMPH. 750 00:35:48,611 --> 00:35:50,395 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S MY GARAGE. 751 00:35:50,396 --> 00:35:52,197 - NO, IT'S ME OR THE POLICE, 752 00:35:52,198 --> 00:35:54,566 AND THE LAST TIME I LOOKED, AUTO THEFT WAS STILL A CRIME, 753 00:35:54,567 --> 00:35:58,053 AND SO IS MIXING COCKTAILS FOR MIDDLE SCHOOLERS. 754 00:36:02,158 --> 00:36:05,693 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 755 00:36:05,694 --> 00:36:07,362 NO TROLL, HUH? 756 00:36:07,363 --> 00:36:09,697 GUESS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND YOUR DATES ON THE INTERNET 757 00:36:09,698 --> 00:36:10,765 LIKE THE REST OF US. 758 00:36:13,202 --> 00:36:16,471 - WHAT-- 759 00:36:16,472 --> 00:36:17,655 [sniffs] 760 00:36:17,656 --> 00:36:21,026 - THAT'S IT. SNIFF SOMEBODY ELSE'S TRASH. 761 00:36:21,027 --> 00:36:23,228 - YOU KNOW, I BET YOUR EX-HUSBAND 762 00:36:23,229 --> 00:36:26,248 WOULD BE VERY INTERESTED IN THE CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR, 763 00:36:26,249 --> 00:36:29,384 THE DRINKING, THE POTTY MOUTH, ALL OF IT. 764 00:36:29,385 --> 00:36:30,518 - YOU... 765 00:36:30,519 --> 00:36:31,820 [whistle blows] 766 00:36:31,821 --> 00:36:33,521 - [tutting] 767 00:36:33,522 --> 00:36:37,408 I GOT MY EYE ON YOU AND YOU, 768 00:36:37,409 --> 00:36:39,044 BOTH OF YOU. 769 00:36:41,914 --> 00:36:44,850 [sniffing] 770 00:36:46,819 --> 00:36:47,919 - WE BETTER FOLLOW HER. 771 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,354 SHE'S GONNA SNIFF OUR UNDERWEAR. 772 00:36:49,355 --> 00:36:53,158 - WHAT? 773 00:36:53,159 --> 00:36:56,094 [dog barking] 774 00:36:58,530 --> 00:36:59,815 - [sighs] 775 00:36:59,816 --> 00:37:01,583 LOOK, I'LL CALL YOUR FATHER IN THE MORNING. 776 00:37:01,584 --> 00:37:04,285 I THINK IT'S BEST THAT HE HEAR IT FROM ME. 777 00:37:04,286 --> 00:37:05,620 [sighs] 778 00:37:05,621 --> 00:37:09,324 - I WANT TO LIVE WITH YOU. 779 00:37:09,325 --> 00:37:11,860 - LOOK, WE'LL JUST... 780 00:37:11,861 --> 00:37:14,429 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING. 781 00:37:14,430 --> 00:37:16,998 [gentle piano and guitar music] 782 00:37:16,999 --> 00:37:20,702 - � 'CAUSE I WAS JUST LYING ABOUT � 783 00:37:20,703 --> 00:37:25,040 � THE LIFE I HAD � 784 00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:30,512 � AND WHERE IS THE MAGIC THAT HOLDS THE SKY UP � 785 00:37:30,513 --> 00:37:36,084 � AND MAKES ME LOOK UPWARD WHENEVER IT RAINS � 786 00:37:36,085 --> 00:37:41,189 � AND WHERE IS THE FEELING THAT FILLS MY LIFE UP � 787 00:37:41,190 --> 00:37:44,042 [footsteps tapping and chain rattling] 788 00:37:53,035 --> 00:37:54,952 - [roars] 789 00:37:54,953 --> 00:37:57,155 - ARTHUR, ARE YOU AWAKE? 790 00:37:57,156 --> 00:37:58,906 - I AM NOW. 791 00:37:58,907 --> 00:38:00,741 - COME ON, GET UP. 792 00:38:00,742 --> 00:38:03,445 I MADE YOU BREAKFAST. 793 00:38:03,446 --> 00:38:07,014 - OH. WHO LET YOU GUYS IN? 794 00:38:07,015 --> 00:38:08,133 - BART. 795 00:38:09,535 --> 00:38:13,221 I THINK BART'S BEEN GATHERING EQUIPMENT. 796 00:38:13,222 --> 00:38:16,558 - OH, MY GOSH. 797 00:38:18,878 --> 00:38:20,645 - IT'S ALL IN THE CARDS. 798 00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:21,896 I FIGURED IT OUT LAST NIGHT. 799 00:38:21,897 --> 00:38:24,182 TROLLS ARE THE ONLY REGENERATORS 800 00:38:24,183 --> 00:38:26,418 IN THE ENTIRE ELIXIR QUEST SYSTEM, 801 00:38:26,419 --> 00:38:28,820 AND TROLLS ARE ALCHEMISTS. 802 00:38:28,821 --> 00:38:31,122 - WHAT'S AN ALCHEMIST? 803 00:38:31,123 --> 00:38:32,891 both: DUH. 804 00:38:32,892 --> 00:38:36,728 - THEY MIX TOGETHER CHEMICALS TO MAKE POTIONS. 805 00:38:36,729 --> 00:38:39,948 I GUESS HE'S MAKING SOMETHING, BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT. 806 00:38:39,949 --> 00:38:42,150 - PLEASE, I GOT THIS. 807 00:38:42,151 --> 00:38:44,786 ALL THE POTIONS MATCH UP WITH ELIXIR QUEST CARDS, 808 00:38:44,787 --> 00:38:46,955 EXCEPT THE GOLD ONE. 809 00:38:46,956 --> 00:38:48,723 THAT ONE'S NOT IN THE GAME. 810 00:38:48,724 --> 00:38:50,758 IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS. 811 00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:53,794 WHATEVER IT IS, IT'LL BE DONE BY MIDNIGHT. 812 00:38:53,795 --> 00:38:55,280 - WHAT'S THE BLACK ONE? 813 00:38:55,281 --> 00:38:58,533 - TOUCH IT, NO. BAD. 814 00:38:58,534 --> 00:39:00,318 - BAD NEWS IN A BOTTLE. 815 00:39:00,319 --> 00:39:01,903 - NEVER TOUCH THE BLACK ONE. 816 00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:03,604 - MY BAD. 817 00:39:03,605 --> 00:39:05,823 SO NOW WHAT? 818 00:39:05,824 --> 00:39:07,893 WAIT TILL MIDNIGHT? 819 00:39:07,894 --> 00:39:11,879 - NO, I KNOW SOMEONE WHO MAY KNOW 820 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,048 WHAT THE GOLD POTION IS. 821 00:39:16,168 --> 00:39:18,002 SHANE BARKER. 822 00:39:18,003 --> 00:39:18,970 MORNING, MOM. 823 00:39:18,971 --> 00:39:21,839 - OH, HONEY. 824 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,641 - HEY, I MADE YOU SOME BREAKFAST. 825 00:39:23,642 --> 00:39:27,629 YEAH, I MADE EGGS, SOME BACON BROWNIES 826 00:39:27,630 --> 00:39:31,132 AND SOME POTATOES EXTRA CRISPY, AND JUICE. 827 00:39:31,133 --> 00:39:36,054 - OH, HONEY, THAT'S SO SWEET. 828 00:39:36,055 --> 00:39:39,458 BUT LOOK, IF I TAKE YOU TO THAT ELIXIR QUEST CONVENTION TODAY, 829 00:39:39,459 --> 00:39:42,694 THEY'RE GONNA REVOKE MY MOM'S LICENSE, SO... 830 00:39:42,695 --> 00:39:46,431 HONEY, YOU CAN'T GO. 831 00:39:46,432 --> 00:39:47,999 - DID I MENTION I MADE COFFEE? 832 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,233 - [gasps] 833 00:39:54,039 --> 00:39:57,358 [upbeat rock music] 834 00:39:57,359 --> 00:40:00,278 [snoring] 835 00:40:00,279 --> 00:40:04,649 � � 836 00:40:04,650 --> 00:40:08,469 [all cheering] 837 00:40:08,470 --> 00:40:16,477 � � 838 00:40:20,415 --> 00:40:21,750 - YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO THE SHOULDER. 839 00:40:21,751 --> 00:40:23,201 - STOP IT. YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 840 00:40:23,202 --> 00:40:24,636 - NO, THAT'S MY... 841 00:40:24,637 --> 00:40:26,821 - [retching] 842 00:40:26,822 --> 00:40:28,006 - MOM'S. 843 00:40:28,007 --> 00:40:29,357 - EW. - COOL. 844 00:40:29,358 --> 00:40:32,560 - TIM. 845 00:40:32,561 --> 00:40:34,662 [siren wails] 846 00:40:35,865 --> 00:40:36,998 - OH, NO. 847 00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:38,499 - WHAT? 848 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,001 WHAT? 849 00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:43,004 - POLICE, THE PO-POS. 850 00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:44,539 YES. 851 00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:52,747 - I HAVE AN IDEA, PURE GENIUS. 852 00:40:52,748 --> 00:40:54,332 - IT'S GOOD. 853 00:40:58,220 --> 00:40:59,904 AH. 854 00:40:59,905 --> 00:41:01,239 - OH, GADZOOKS. 855 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:02,640 OH, IT TASTES LIKE FEET. 856 00:41:02,641 --> 00:41:03,774 - FEET? 857 00:41:03,775 --> 00:41:05,293 - YES, FEET. 858 00:41:05,294 --> 00:41:07,712 - SHH. - SHH, GUYS, THEY'RE HERE. 859 00:41:11,584 --> 00:41:13,768 - STEP OUT OF THE CAR, PLEASE. 860 00:41:22,361 --> 00:41:24,462 - THERE. THERE. 861 00:41:24,463 --> 00:41:27,399 [grunting] 862 00:41:35,491 --> 00:41:37,175 - SUCKERS. 863 00:41:37,176 --> 00:41:38,376 ALL RIGHT. 864 00:41:38,377 --> 00:41:39,611 - COAST IS CLEAR. 865 00:41:39,612 --> 00:41:41,479 [upbeat rock music] 866 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,564 - LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 867 00:41:43,565 --> 00:41:49,671 � � 868 00:41:52,258 --> 00:41:53,725 - THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE, BOYS. 869 00:41:53,726 --> 00:41:55,126 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, GUYS. 870 00:41:55,127 --> 00:41:56,595 - GET OUT. 871 00:41:56,596 --> 00:41:57,662 - HOW? 872 00:41:57,663 --> 00:41:59,313 - GET OUT. 873 00:41:59,314 --> 00:42:00,498 JUMP OVER. 874 00:42:00,499 --> 00:42:03,118 DO IT. LOOK. 875 00:42:03,119 --> 00:42:04,569 - LOOK AT THAT. 876 00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:06,003 - THIS IS GONNA BE SO COOL. 877 00:42:06,004 --> 00:42:08,940 [all speaking at once] 878 00:42:12,545 --> 00:42:15,480 [upbeat rock music] 879 00:42:15,481 --> 00:42:23,521 � � 880 00:42:28,327 --> 00:42:31,612 - NICE COSTUME. 881 00:42:32,915 --> 00:42:34,315 - DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS. 882 00:42:34,316 --> 00:42:36,617 COME ON, BART. 883 00:42:36,618 --> 00:42:41,723 - � IT SEEMS YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN � 884 00:42:41,724 --> 00:42:44,242 � � 885 00:42:44,243 --> 00:42:47,378 � YOU TELL THEM THAT IT'S SERIOUS � 886 00:42:47,379 --> 00:42:50,265 � IRONIC AND MYSTERIOUS � 887 00:42:50,266 --> 00:42:51,733 � THEY'LL LOVE YOU � 888 00:42:51,734 --> 00:42:54,085 � OH, THEY'LL LOVE YOU � 889 00:42:54,086 --> 00:42:57,155 � � 890 00:42:57,156 --> 00:43:03,494 � THE DESERT COMES ALIVE AGAINST THE HEADLIGHTS � 891 00:43:03,495 --> 00:43:07,465 � TONIGHT I WRITE EXACTLY HOW I FEEL � 892 00:43:07,466 --> 00:43:09,467 � � 893 00:43:09,468 --> 00:43:11,369 - COME ON. THIS WAY. 894 00:43:11,370 --> 00:43:14,673 - � HOORAY, GOLD STAR � 895 00:43:14,674 --> 00:43:19,360 � YOU'VE COME SO FAR � 896 00:43:19,361 --> 00:43:22,763 � AND EVERYTHING YOU SEE � 897 00:43:22,764 --> 00:43:27,936 � EVERYTHING YOU SEE IS LIKE A PHOTOGRAPH � 898 00:43:27,937 --> 00:43:31,022 - [snorting] 899 00:43:32,207 --> 00:43:33,374 - COULD YOU SIGN THIS, PLEASE? 900 00:43:36,895 --> 00:43:38,496 "TO A REALLY BIG FAN." 901 00:43:40,081 --> 00:43:41,516 - HEY. 902 00:43:50,909 --> 00:43:54,646 - MR. SHANE BARKER, THIS IS OUR TROLL. 903 00:43:54,647 --> 00:43:56,381 - NICE. 904 00:43:56,382 --> 00:44:00,418 SO, UH...WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO SIGN HIS NOSE? 905 00:44:02,221 --> 00:44:03,938 - DARKSMOKE IS REAL. 906 00:44:03,939 --> 00:44:07,208 - YEAH, LOOK, HARDY BOYS, NANCY DREW, 907 00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:08,709 I GET THE WHOLE ROLE-PLAYING THING, 908 00:44:08,710 --> 00:44:10,344 BUT WE GOT A LINE AROUND THE BLOCK, 909 00:44:10,345 --> 00:44:12,113 SO IF YOU GOT SOMETHING FOR ME TO SIGN... 910 00:44:12,114 --> 00:44:13,147 - LOOK. 911 00:44:13,148 --> 00:44:14,482 - HUH? 912 00:44:14,483 --> 00:44:17,786 OH, YUMMY. 913 00:44:17,787 --> 00:44:18,736 - YES, THANK YOU. 914 00:44:18,737 --> 00:44:20,638 VERY NICE, CRISS ANGEL, BUT LIKE I SAID, 915 00:44:20,639 --> 00:44:22,323 THE LINE'S 200 DEEP, 916 00:44:22,324 --> 00:44:25,176 AND I GOT TO HAND OUT A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD 917 00:44:25,177 --> 00:44:27,111 TO THE OLSEN TWINS IN 20 MINUTES. 918 00:44:27,112 --> 00:44:28,546 TRANSLATION: NEXT. 919 00:44:28,547 --> 00:44:30,230 - WAIT. LOOK. 920 00:44:30,231 --> 00:44:32,967 - [grunts] 921 00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:36,537 - HE'S-- - REGENERATING? 922 00:44:36,538 --> 00:44:38,339 - BUT THAT'S-- - IMPOSSIBLE? 923 00:44:39,658 --> 00:44:41,091 - WOW, AND YOU FINISH MY SENTENCES. 924 00:44:41,092 --> 00:44:43,160 THIS IS WEIRD. 925 00:44:43,161 --> 00:44:44,896 OKAY, UM... 926 00:44:50,169 --> 00:44:52,203 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 927 00:44:55,191 --> 00:44:56,240 - HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE. 928 00:44:56,241 --> 00:44:57,408 THAT'S FOR YOU. 929 00:44:57,409 --> 00:44:58,676 YOU CAN KEEP THAT. 930 00:44:58,677 --> 00:45:00,444 I'LL BE BACK IN...TWO WEEKS. 931 00:45:00,445 --> 00:45:03,081 GOT TO GO. 932 00:45:03,082 --> 00:45:04,582 - WHERE ARE YOU... 933 00:45:04,583 --> 00:45:06,451 - OH, MAN, HARD-CORE. 934 00:45:06,452 --> 00:45:08,352 THIS IS JUST LIKE MY DREAMS. 935 00:45:08,353 --> 00:45:10,671 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEEK THERAPY. 936 00:45:10,672 --> 00:45:11,572 - I HAVE. 937 00:45:11,573 --> 00:45:13,641 IT DIDN'T WORK. TRUST ME. 938 00:45:13,642 --> 00:45:16,244 IT ALL STARTED BACK WHEN I WAS IN REHA-- 939 00:45:17,062 --> 00:45:20,564 CAMP--CAMP REHA. 940 00:45:20,565 --> 00:45:25,453 I KEPT DREAMING ABOUT TROLLS AND DRAGONS AND DARKSMOKE. 941 00:45:25,454 --> 00:45:27,455 I'M TALKIN' DREAMS, VIVID DREAMS, 942 00:45:27,456 --> 00:45:29,524 LIKE--LIKE--LIKE VISIONS. 943 00:45:29,525 --> 00:45:31,693 - MAYBE YOU HAD ESP. 944 00:45:31,694 --> 00:45:33,093 - KID, THEY DIDN'T HAVE CABLE. 945 00:45:33,094 --> 00:45:35,547 - COULDN'T YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT SHEEP 946 00:45:35,548 --> 00:45:37,365 OR LOTTERY NUMBERS? 947 00:45:37,366 --> 00:45:39,567 - OR LADY FRIENDS. 948 00:45:39,568 --> 00:45:40,401 - [laughs] 949 00:45:40,402 --> 00:45:41,769 DUDE, I SO WISH, 950 00:45:41,770 --> 00:45:45,639 BUT ALL I KEPT GETTING WERE POTIONS, INGREDIENTS, 951 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,843 AND... AND A TROLL NAMED BART. 952 00:45:48,844 --> 00:45:50,661 - BART. 953 00:45:50,662 --> 00:45:51,879 - BART. - THAT'S ME, BART. 954 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,480 - THAT'S HIS NAME, ISN'T IT? - IT'S ME. 955 00:45:53,481 --> 00:45:55,166 - [laughs] 956 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:57,969 OW. 957 00:45:57,970 --> 00:46:01,289 I HAD THIS IMAGE OF HIM IN A DUNGEON OR LAB, 958 00:46:01,290 --> 00:46:03,191 A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH. 959 00:46:03,192 --> 00:46:05,226 HE WAS DARKSMOKE'S PRISONER. 960 00:46:05,227 --> 00:46:06,511 - DARKSMOKE... [grumbles] 961 00:46:06,512 --> 00:46:09,847 - I WAS RIGHT. THAT EXPLAINS THE CHAIN. 962 00:46:09,848 --> 00:46:12,901 - DARKSMOKE HAD HIM WORKING ON CONTROL POTIONS... 963 00:46:12,902 --> 00:46:16,020 AND SOMETHING BIGGER. 964 00:46:16,021 --> 00:46:17,638 - YOU NEED TO SEE SOMETHING. 965 00:46:29,702 --> 00:46:32,120 - DRIPPY THING, 966 00:46:32,121 --> 00:46:34,372 MYSTIC VAPOR, 967 00:46:34,373 --> 00:46:38,843 REGENERATION POTION. 968 00:46:38,844 --> 00:46:41,011 IT'S CALLED "PERSONAL SPACE." 969 00:46:42,464 --> 00:46:44,215 IT'S A REVERSAL POTION. 970 00:46:44,216 --> 00:46:47,301 - THERE'S NO REVERSAL POTION IN ELIXIR QUEST. 971 00:46:47,302 --> 00:46:49,270 - EYES ONLY, KID. 972 00:46:49,271 --> 00:46:51,772 ASH... 973 00:46:51,773 --> 00:46:54,375 LIMESTONE... 974 00:46:54,376 --> 00:46:57,311 MUD PEPPER. 975 00:46:57,312 --> 00:46:58,979 IT'S TRANSFIGURATION. 976 00:46:58,980 --> 00:47:02,083 - IF TRANSFIGURATION POTIONS ARE STILL AROUND... 977 00:47:02,084 --> 00:47:03,768 - THEN DARKSMOKE IS STILL AROUND. 978 00:47:03,769 --> 00:47:05,787 - BUT HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A DRAGON ANYMORE. 979 00:47:05,788 --> 00:47:08,206 - WHICH MEANS DARKSMOKE CAN BE ANYWHERE. 980 00:47:08,207 --> 00:47:09,624 - THAT'S RIGHT... 981 00:47:09,625 --> 00:47:11,409 OR ANYONE. 982 00:47:11,410 --> 00:47:14,946 OH, MOM WAS RIGHT. 983 00:47:14,947 --> 00:47:17,081 I SHOULD HAVE FINISHED COMMUNITY COLLEGE. 984 00:47:17,082 --> 00:47:18,416 - WHAT DO WE DO? 985 00:47:18,417 --> 00:47:19,550 - I DON'T KNOW. 986 00:47:19,551 --> 00:47:20,968 SEND HIM BACK TO THE MOTHER SHIP. 987 00:47:20,969 --> 00:47:22,420 SELL HIM TO A FREAK SHOW. 988 00:47:22,421 --> 00:47:23,805 - BART'S ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS. 989 00:47:23,806 --> 00:47:24,972 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 990 00:47:24,973 --> 00:47:26,674 FOR ALL YOU KNOW, HE COULD BE DARKSMOKE. 991 00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:30,160 YOU'D BETTER GET A PROPANE TORCH. 992 00:47:30,161 --> 00:47:31,545 - BECAUSE... 993 00:47:31,546 --> 00:47:34,549 - BECAUSE FIRE IS THE ONLY WAY TO FINISH OFF A REGENERATOR. 994 00:47:34,550 --> 00:47:36,851 - NOBODY IS GONNA CHARBROIL BART. 995 00:47:36,852 --> 00:47:38,736 - I'VE GOT A SERIOUS MIGRAINE. 996 00:47:38,737 --> 00:47:41,739 MM-NGAH, MM-NGAH, MM. 997 00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:43,191 NNH-NNH, NNH, MAMA. 998 00:47:43,192 --> 00:47:45,459 - BART ESCAPED FROM DARKSMOKE. 999 00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:48,345 - YEAH, BART'S ONE OF US. 1000 00:47:51,099 --> 00:47:53,801 - BART'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE, AND IF YOU TATTLE-- 1001 00:47:53,802 --> 00:47:55,085 - TATTLE? REALLY? 1002 00:47:55,086 --> 00:47:56,454 [laughs] 1003 00:47:56,455 --> 00:47:59,923 SHANE, OLD BOY, YOU HAVE GOT TO GET A NEW AGENT. 1004 00:47:59,924 --> 00:48:02,977 HEY, HEY, HEY, TAKE IT EASY, JACKIE CHAN, HUH? 1005 00:48:06,398 --> 00:48:07,965 - ASPIRIN? - [laughs] 1006 00:48:07,966 --> 00:48:09,567 I KNEW I LIKED YOU, KID. 1007 00:48:09,568 --> 00:48:11,302 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHY. 1008 00:48:13,538 --> 00:48:16,490 LOOK, GUYS, I REALLY THINK, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, 1009 00:48:16,491 --> 00:48:20,044 WE'VE GOT TO GET SOME SERIOUS HELP. 1010 00:48:32,424 --> 00:48:33,891 OH, YOU LITTLE TWIT. 1011 00:48:33,892 --> 00:48:35,058 - RED POTION. 1012 00:48:35,059 --> 00:48:36,360 RING ANY BELLS? 1013 00:48:36,361 --> 00:48:38,780 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT: CONTROL. 1014 00:48:38,781 --> 00:48:41,398 YOU'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER WE SAY. 1015 00:48:41,399 --> 00:48:43,233 HALT. 1016 00:48:43,234 --> 00:48:45,019 - NO. 1017 00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:46,320 - SIT. 1018 00:48:46,321 --> 00:48:47,688 ROLL OVER. 1019 00:48:47,689 --> 00:48:48,756 PLAY DEAD. 1020 00:48:48,757 --> 00:48:50,925 - YEAH? I'LL SHOW YOU "PLAY DEAD." 1021 00:48:50,926 --> 00:48:53,094 - TIM, THAT POTION WASN'T RED. IT'S PINK. 1022 00:48:53,095 --> 00:48:55,396 - COME HERE, YOU LITTLE SNOT-NOSED, 1023 00:48:55,397 --> 00:48:57,598 BED-WETTING, UNDERWEAR-SKIDDING BRAT. 1024 00:48:57,599 --> 00:48:58,849 [knock at door] 1025 00:48:58,850 --> 00:49:00,234 - UH-OH. 1026 00:49:00,235 --> 00:49:01,986 - WHAT IS ALL THE COMMOTION ABOUT? 1027 00:49:01,987 --> 00:49:03,988 DID SOMEBODY... 1028 00:49:03,989 --> 00:49:07,090 - � OH, CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER, BABY � 1029 00:49:07,091 --> 00:49:09,827 � SO I CAN CALL YOU SOMETIME � 1030 00:49:09,828 --> 00:49:12,263 � CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER, BABY � 1031 00:49:12,264 --> 00:49:14,932 � SO I CAN CALL YOU TONIGHT � 1032 00:49:14,933 --> 00:49:17,702 � CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER, BABY � 1033 00:49:17,703 --> 00:49:19,037 � SO I CAN CALL YOU SOME-- � 1034 00:49:19,038 --> 00:49:20,304 [record scratches] 1035 00:49:20,305 --> 00:49:23,424 - ARTHUR, WHO IS THIS GUY IN THE LEATHER PANTS? 1036 00:49:23,425 --> 00:49:26,094 - HE IS MY... SCIENCE TEACHER. 1037 00:49:26,095 --> 00:49:28,145 - REALLY? 1038 00:49:28,146 --> 00:49:29,980 YOU DON'T STRIKE ME AS SCIENCE-Y. 1039 00:49:29,981 --> 00:49:32,399 - WHAT DO I STRIKE YOU AS, 1040 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,319 MY LITTLE CHRYSANTHEMUM? 1041 00:49:36,638 --> 00:49:38,756 - WE'RE WORKING ON MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT. 1042 00:49:38,757 --> 00:49:43,143 - AH, AND SO HE'S THE, UH, SCIENCE FAIRY? 1043 00:49:43,144 --> 00:49:44,795 - HE'S MISTER... 1044 00:49:44,796 --> 00:49:45,530 - BAGGINS. 1045 00:49:45,531 --> 00:49:47,114 - BAGGINS, AH. 1046 00:49:47,115 --> 00:49:50,484 WELL, UH, HELLO, MR. BAGGINS. 1047 00:49:50,485 --> 00:49:53,154 AND SO WHAT IS MY ARTHUR DOING FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR? 1048 00:49:53,155 --> 00:49:54,655 - OH, IT BEATS THE HECK OUT OF-- 1049 00:49:54,656 --> 00:49:56,657 - IT'S COMPLICATED. 1050 00:49:56,658 --> 00:49:58,409 - OH. 1051 00:49:58,410 --> 00:49:59,877 HMM, LOOKS COMPLICATED. 1052 00:49:59,878 --> 00:50:01,312 - BEER. 1053 00:50:01,313 --> 00:50:02,897 - BEER? 1054 00:50:02,898 --> 00:50:06,968 - UH, HE'S... BREWING BEER. 1055 00:50:06,969 --> 00:50:08,853 - IS BEER REALLY AN APPROPRIATE PROJECT 1056 00:50:08,854 --> 00:50:10,371 FOR A SEVENTH GRADE SCIENCE FAIR? 1057 00:50:10,372 --> 00:50:12,607 - NOT AS ACCEPTABLE AS WINE. 1058 00:50:12,608 --> 00:50:14,442 - WINE? 1059 00:50:14,443 --> 00:50:17,578 - WINE, SOME CANDLELIGHT... 1060 00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:20,147 I MEAN, OVER DINNER. 1061 00:50:23,869 --> 00:50:25,319 - [laughs] 1062 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:29,173 UM... 1063 00:50:29,174 --> 00:50:30,141 EXCUSE ME. 1064 00:50:33,762 --> 00:50:35,296 - [laughs] 1065 00:50:35,297 --> 00:50:36,864 [sighs] 1066 00:50:36,865 --> 00:50:39,099 - HAVE HER BACK BY 12:00. 1067 00:50:43,888 --> 00:50:45,890 WE NEED TO GO THROUGH HIS STUFF. 1068 00:50:45,891 --> 00:50:47,658 MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WILL CLUE US IN 1069 00:50:47,659 --> 00:50:49,193 TO WHO DARKSMOKE REALLY IS. 1070 00:50:49,194 --> 00:50:52,497 - LIKE A CHRISTMAS CARD FROM DARKSMOKE? 1071 00:50:52,498 --> 00:50:54,415 - NO, NO. I SAID NO TOUCHING. 1072 00:50:54,416 --> 00:50:56,968 NO, IT'S BAD. 1073 00:50:56,969 --> 00:51:00,504 - TIM, TAKE BART DOWNSTAIRS AND... 1074 00:51:00,505 --> 00:51:02,390 TEACH HIM HOW TO USE THE MICROWAVE. 1075 00:51:02,391 --> 00:51:03,724 - THE MICROWAVE? 1076 00:51:03,725 --> 00:51:05,826 - TIM, JUST DO IT. 1077 00:51:05,827 --> 00:51:08,829 - MICROWAVE 101 COMING RIGHT UP. 1078 00:51:08,830 --> 00:51:11,165 - BART, GO WITH TIM. 1079 00:51:11,166 --> 00:51:14,251 - [grumbling] 1080 00:51:16,104 --> 00:51:21,409 TOUCH, NO. BAD. NO. 1081 00:51:24,596 --> 00:51:26,630 - I HAVEN'T BEEN DATING, ALTHOUGH SOME PEOPLE, 1082 00:51:26,631 --> 00:51:27,848 YOU KNOW, HAVE ASKED ME. 1083 00:51:27,849 --> 00:51:29,584 I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE WEIRD FOR ARTHUR. 1084 00:51:29,585 --> 00:51:32,169 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT: 1085 00:51:32,170 --> 00:51:33,871 YOUR MOTHER ON A DATE, 1086 00:51:33,872 --> 00:51:38,742 MAKING OUT IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER. 1087 00:51:38,743 --> 00:51:40,544 I'M NOT IMPLYING THAT THIS IS A DATE 1088 00:51:40,545 --> 00:51:44,748 OR THAT ANY MAKING OF ANYTHING WILL BE INVOLVED. 1089 00:51:44,749 --> 00:51:49,987 THIS IS PURELY A RATED "T" FOR "TEEN" DATE, RIGHT? 1090 00:51:49,988 --> 00:51:53,173 [laughs] HOW MANY TIMES DID I SAY "DATE"? 1091 00:51:53,174 --> 00:51:54,458 WOW. 1092 00:51:54,459 --> 00:51:56,009 YOU SMELL SOMETHING? 1093 00:51:56,010 --> 00:51:58,011 - OH, IT'S MY COLOGNE. 1094 00:51:58,012 --> 00:52:00,214 I CALL IT "BARBARIAN." 1095 00:52:00,999 --> 00:52:02,200 - NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1096 00:52:02,201 --> 00:52:03,450 - OH. 1097 00:52:03,451 --> 00:52:06,387 - EW, ZUT ALORS. 1098 00:52:06,388 --> 00:52:08,054 YUCK. 1099 00:52:08,055 --> 00:52:09,690 - SO TELL ME ABOUT-- 1100 00:52:09,691 --> 00:52:11,075 - HEY, HEY, HEY. 1101 00:52:11,076 --> 00:52:12,843 KEEP 'EM WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM HUH? 1102 00:52:12,844 --> 00:52:13,978 - I'M SORRY. 1103 00:52:13,979 --> 00:52:15,746 IT'S JUST... I LOVE YOU. 1104 00:52:32,580 --> 00:52:34,114 - "BUTT." 1105 00:52:34,115 --> 00:52:37,117 B-U-T-T. 1106 00:52:37,118 --> 00:52:38,819 BUTT. 1107 00:52:38,820 --> 00:52:39,987 - BART. 1108 00:52:39,988 --> 00:52:41,889 - NO, NO, NO, NOT BART. - BART. 1109 00:52:41,890 --> 00:52:44,424 - NO, NOT BART. 1110 00:52:44,425 --> 00:52:47,995 BUUUU-UTT. 1111 00:52:47,996 --> 00:52:50,230 BUUUU-UTT. 1112 00:52:50,231 --> 00:52:51,181 - BUTT. 1113 00:52:51,182 --> 00:52:52,917 - YES, BUTT. - BUTT. 1114 00:52:52,918 --> 00:52:54,418 - BUTT. - BUTT. 1115 00:52:54,419 --> 00:52:59,340 - AND OUT OF YOUR BUTT COMES A FART. 1116 00:52:59,341 --> 00:53:01,442 - FAA-ART. 1117 00:53:01,443 --> 00:53:03,277 - FART. - FART, BUTT. 1118 00:53:03,278 --> 00:53:05,395 - BUTT, FART. 1119 00:53:05,396 --> 00:53:06,664 - FART. - FART. 1120 00:53:06,665 --> 00:53:09,600 - FART - AND BURP. 1121 00:53:09,601 --> 00:53:13,020 BURP IS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, 1122 00:53:13,021 --> 00:53:14,755 LIKE IF YOU HAD A BIG-- 1123 00:53:14,756 --> 00:53:15,890 - [burps] - BURP. 1124 00:53:15,891 --> 00:53:17,124 - BURP. 1125 00:53:17,125 --> 00:53:19,259 - IF YOU HAD A BIG SODA, THEN YOU GOT TO BURP. 1126 00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:22,379 [people chattering] 1127 00:53:30,522 --> 00:53:32,606 - LOOK, MOMMY. LOOK AT ME. 1128 00:53:34,409 --> 00:53:35,542 - CHECK THIS OUT. 1129 00:53:40,415 --> 00:53:43,517 - MMM. 1130 00:53:43,518 --> 00:53:47,471 - WOW, THAT'S SOME PIZZA. 1131 00:53:47,472 --> 00:53:49,757 - HERE YOU GO, KID. BUY YOURSELF SOME FRESCA. 1132 00:53:52,144 --> 00:53:55,512 OH, THIS PLACE IS SO ROMANTIC, ISN'T IT? 1133 00:53:55,513 --> 00:53:57,764 - I KNOW. I KNOW. - MM. 1134 00:53:57,765 --> 00:54:02,069 - CUSTOM-MADE PIZZA AND A DELICIOUS DIET SPRITE. 1135 00:54:02,070 --> 00:54:03,970 - YEAH. - MM-HMM. 1136 00:54:07,275 --> 00:54:09,242 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1137 00:54:09,243 --> 00:54:10,644 I GOT TO MAKE A PHONE CALL, 1138 00:54:10,645 --> 00:54:12,363 SO JUST FLIRT AMONGST YOURSELVES, OKAY? 1139 00:54:12,364 --> 00:54:13,764 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1140 00:54:13,765 --> 00:54:15,866 - OKAY. 1141 00:54:15,867 --> 00:54:16,984 [sighs] 1142 00:54:18,487 --> 00:54:23,524 - NEO...ALITHI...UMINUM. 1143 00:54:23,525 --> 00:54:26,193 - YOU THINK BART'S THE NEW CHEMISTRY TEACHER? 1144 00:54:27,729 --> 00:54:30,230 - OH, YEAH, NEW HIGH SCORE. 1145 00:54:36,871 --> 00:54:37,938 - OOH. 1146 00:54:47,398 --> 00:54:49,466 OH. OH. 1147 00:54:58,359 --> 00:55:01,061 OH, THIS STUFF IS GOOD. 1148 00:55:10,522 --> 00:55:12,222 - IT'S WORKING. 1149 00:55:12,223 --> 00:55:15,309 - I GUESS HE'S NEVER SEEN E.T. 1150 00:55:18,079 --> 00:55:19,447 HELLO. 1151 00:55:19,448 --> 00:55:20,581 GET HIM. 1152 00:55:31,359 --> 00:55:34,027 - OKAY, OKAY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 1153 00:55:34,028 --> 00:55:36,029 YOU WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE? 1154 00:55:36,030 --> 00:55:39,032 - YES, HOME, ALONE. 1155 00:55:42,387 --> 00:55:46,306 MM, OR COFFEE WITH YOU. 1156 00:55:49,594 --> 00:55:51,445 - [groans] 1157 00:55:51,446 --> 00:55:53,497 - MAYBE HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. 1158 00:55:53,498 --> 00:55:57,701 OR MAYBE HE WENT TO VEGAS, BABY. 1159 00:55:57,702 --> 00:56:01,838 OR MAYBE HE WENT TO IRELAND OR-- 1160 00:56:01,839 --> 00:56:04,275 - TIM, TIM, HE WOULDN'T JUST DO THAT. 1161 00:56:04,276 --> 00:56:05,676 HE'S AN ALCHEMIST. 1162 00:56:05,677 --> 00:56:07,460 HE JUST WON'T LEAVE ALL HIS STUFF, 1163 00:56:07,461 --> 00:56:09,380 HIS MAGIC POTIONS AND HIS BEAKERS, 1164 00:56:09,381 --> 00:56:11,315 EVERYWHERE IN MY ROOM. 1165 00:56:13,851 --> 00:56:17,488 - YOU WANT TO GO LOOK FOR HIM? 1166 00:56:17,489 --> 00:56:19,623 - NO. 1167 00:56:19,624 --> 00:56:22,659 WE DON'T HAVE TO. 1168 00:56:22,660 --> 00:56:24,328 WE HAVE DIVINATION POTION. 1169 00:56:36,441 --> 00:56:38,109 - WHAT'D YOU SEE? 1170 00:56:38,110 --> 00:56:41,145 - NOTHING. IT MUST BE A DUD. 1171 00:56:57,862 --> 00:57:00,247 I KNOW WHERE HE IS. WE HAVE TO HURRY. 1172 00:57:00,248 --> 00:57:02,382 - OKAY, BUT BEFORE WE SAVE THE WORLD AND STUFF, 1173 00:57:02,383 --> 00:57:04,051 I BETTER CALL MY PARENTS. 1174 00:57:04,052 --> 00:57:06,253 [beeping] 1175 00:57:06,254 --> 00:57:08,455 [dog barking] 1176 00:57:12,177 --> 00:57:14,762 - MAYBE IT FELL OFF THE CIRCUS TRUCK. 1177 00:57:14,763 --> 00:57:16,347 - MAYBE IT FELL OFF THE UGLY TRUCK. 1178 00:57:16,348 --> 00:57:18,149 - WE GONNA STICK FIRECRACKERS IN HIS MOUTH? 1179 00:57:18,150 --> 00:57:19,316 - SHUT UP, MUNCH. 1180 00:57:19,317 --> 00:57:21,519 - WHAT ABOUT WATER BALLOONS? - SHUT UP. 1181 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,053 - OR MAYBE WE CAN PUT GRENDEL IN THE CAGE 1182 00:57:23,054 --> 00:57:24,355 AND WATCH THEM FIGHT. 1183 00:57:24,356 --> 00:57:26,807 - I SAID SHUT UP. 1184 00:57:26,808 --> 00:57:28,809 THIS RIGHT HERE IS MY FIRST-PLACE RIBBON 1185 00:57:28,810 --> 00:57:30,244 FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR TOMORROW. 1186 00:57:32,180 --> 00:57:34,865 HEY, TROLL. 1187 00:57:34,866 --> 00:57:36,516 - [grunting] 1188 00:57:38,170 --> 00:57:39,253 [sneezes] 1189 00:57:39,254 --> 00:57:41,572 - AH! ALIEN SLIME. ALIEN SLIME. 1190 00:57:41,573 --> 00:57:43,723 [screaming] 1191 00:58:04,995 --> 00:58:07,698 - HEY--HEY, WHAT IF METZ IS DARKSMOKE? 1192 00:58:07,699 --> 00:58:09,866 HE'S DARK, AND HE SMOKES AND-- 1193 00:58:09,867 --> 00:58:12,969 - HEY, HEY, WE HAVE THE POTIONS. 1194 00:58:12,970 --> 00:58:15,071 IT'S JUST LIKE IN ELIXIR QUEST. 1195 00:58:15,072 --> 00:58:16,707 WE CAN FIGHT HIM WITH THE POTIONS. 1196 00:58:16,708 --> 00:58:19,410 - [gasp] - [exhales forcefully] 1197 00:58:19,411 --> 00:58:22,079 - OKAY, OKAY, WHY ARE WE-- WHY ARE WE AT THE SCHOOL? 1198 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,347 THIS IS DEFINITELY THE WORST DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON. 1199 00:58:24,348 --> 00:58:25,615 - DON'T YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE? 1200 00:58:25,616 --> 00:58:27,617 - YEAH, YEAH, IT'S IN MY POCKET OVER HERE. 1201 00:58:27,618 --> 00:58:28,919 - WELL, LET ME TRY TO REACH IT. 1202 00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,987 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, JUST THE PHONE. 1203 00:58:30,988 --> 00:58:33,390 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. TAKE IT EASY. I'M SORRY. 1204 00:58:33,391 --> 00:58:34,591 LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE. 1205 00:58:34,592 --> 00:58:37,527 I--I WASN'T FEELING MYSELF. 1206 00:58:37,528 --> 00:58:39,363 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY NOT MY TYPE. 1207 00:58:39,364 --> 00:58:40,663 - OH, I'M NOT YOUR TYPE, HUH? 1208 00:58:40,664 --> 00:58:42,665 YEAH, WELL, YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME. 1209 00:58:42,666 --> 00:58:44,318 - NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 1210 00:58:44,319 --> 00:58:46,687 YOU'RE FINE. YOU'RE JUST-- 1211 00:58:46,688 --> 00:58:48,022 - I'M JUST WHAT? 1212 00:58:48,023 --> 00:58:49,823 - TOO...MOM-ISH. 1213 00:58:49,824 --> 00:58:51,525 - AMISH? - MOM-ISH. 1214 00:58:51,526 --> 00:58:54,077 - MO--OH, MOM-ISH, TOO MOM-ISH. 1215 00:58:54,078 --> 00:58:55,679 NICE, NICE. 1216 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,147 - IT'S JUST AN OBSERVATION. 1217 00:58:57,148 --> 00:58:59,299 - WELL, THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. 1218 00:58:59,300 --> 00:59:00,601 I AM A MOM. 1219 00:59:00,602 --> 00:59:02,836 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WALK AROUND IN LEATHER PANTS 1220 00:59:02,837 --> 00:59:03,770 READING COMIC BOOKS. 1221 00:59:03,771 --> 00:59:06,039 I HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND MEALS TO MAKE 1222 00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,474 AND A LITTLE BOY TO CIVILIZE. 1223 00:59:07,475 --> 00:59:10,727 - ENOUGH, ENOUGH. I... 1224 00:59:10,728 --> 00:59:12,429 YOU'RE A GOOD MOM. 1225 00:59:12,430 --> 00:59:14,364 - LOOK, WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY? WHO ARE YOU? 1226 00:59:14,365 --> 00:59:16,299 YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT A SCIENCE TEACHER. 1227 00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:18,902 - [chuckles] THANK YOU, MAMA OBVIOUS. 1228 00:59:18,903 --> 00:59:22,439 - YEAH, WELL... ARE YOU A SERIAL KILLER? 1229 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,774 - I DIDN'T HAVE THE S.A.T. SCORES. 1230 00:59:24,775 --> 00:59:26,126 - OH, I HAD TO ASK. 1231 00:59:26,127 --> 00:59:27,761 - LOOK, I'M A GAME DESIGNER, OKAY? 1232 00:59:27,762 --> 00:59:29,563 I'M HUGE IN FINLAND. 1233 00:59:29,564 --> 00:59:32,099 I DESIGNED THE GAME ELIXIR QUEST. 1234 00:59:32,100 --> 00:59:34,150 ANYWAY, IT'S THIS GAME BASED ON TROLLS AND DRAGONS 1235 00:59:34,151 --> 00:59:36,953 THAT ACTUALLY LIVE IN OUR WORLD. 1236 00:59:36,954 --> 00:59:39,873 YOUR SON DISCOVERED A TROLL THAT MAY HOLD THE KEY 1237 00:59:39,874 --> 00:59:43,377 TO RESTORING THE MOST VILE DRAGON OF THEM ALL 1238 00:59:43,378 --> 00:59:45,745 TO HIS PREVIOUS REIGN OF EVIL. 1239 00:59:45,746 --> 00:59:48,015 - SO YOU'RE NOT A SERIAL KILLER. 1240 00:59:48,016 --> 00:59:50,334 YOU'RE JUST CRAZY. 1241 00:59:50,335 --> 00:59:53,870 - OKAY, LOOK, HOW ABOUT I TRY FOR THAT PHONE ONE MORE TIME? 1242 00:59:53,871 --> 00:59:54,921 - IS IT OFF? 1243 00:59:54,922 --> 00:59:56,873 - YEAH, I GUESS SO. 1244 00:59:56,874 --> 00:59:58,275 - IS IT OFF? - YEAH, YEAH. 1245 00:59:58,276 --> 01:00:01,261 - YOU'D BE FREAKING TOO IF YOU JUST GOT SPLATTERED IN THE FACE. 1246 01:00:01,262 --> 01:00:02,996 IT MIGHT BE RADIOACTIVE OR SOMETHING. 1247 01:00:02,997 --> 01:00:05,449 - METZ, WE ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS BEFORE THE SCIENCE FAIR. 1248 01:00:05,450 --> 01:00:08,235 - THEN WE BEST START THE DISSECTION. 1249 01:00:08,236 --> 01:00:10,587 - [growls] 1250 01:00:10,588 --> 01:00:13,473 [both grunting] 1251 01:00:13,474 --> 01:00:14,241 [whistle blows] 1252 01:00:14,242 --> 01:00:18,395 - GET THE PHONE. [gasps] 1253 01:00:18,396 --> 01:00:22,533 - I SHOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR A PIN DROP. 1254 01:00:22,534 --> 01:00:24,868 OH, MRS. LYLE, 1255 01:00:24,869 --> 01:00:28,171 WHO IS YOUR GENTLEMAN FRIEND, HMM? 1256 01:00:28,172 --> 01:00:30,708 HE'S QUITE A CATCH. 1257 01:00:30,709 --> 01:00:33,227 YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU? 1258 01:00:33,228 --> 01:00:35,379 - OH, WOW, YOU MAKE ONE BAD MISTAKE. 1259 01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:36,513 LOOK, I WAS YOUNG-- 1260 01:00:36,514 --> 01:00:38,682 [whistle blows] - YOU IDIOT. 1261 01:00:38,683 --> 01:00:40,283 YOU USED TO WORK HERE. 1262 01:00:40,284 --> 01:00:41,952 - SEE? I WAS A TEACHER. 1263 01:00:41,953 --> 01:00:45,122 - YOU WERE A JANITOR... 1264 01:00:45,123 --> 01:00:47,424 WHO SAW SOMETHING 1265 01:00:47,425 --> 01:00:50,460 HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SEEN. 1266 01:00:50,461 --> 01:00:52,563 - THIS GIG IS SO TEMPORARY. 1267 01:00:52,564 --> 01:00:56,399 I'M AN ARTIST. 1268 01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,703 OF COURSE I REMEMBERED YOUR BIRTHDAY. 1269 01:00:59,704 --> 01:01:02,606 YES, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 1270 01:01:02,607 --> 01:01:05,743 IN FACT, I GOT IT RIGHT HERE. 1271 01:01:05,744 --> 01:01:07,661 YOU'RE GONNA-- YOU'RE GONNA THINK 1272 01:01:07,662 --> 01:01:11,381 IT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING EVER. 1273 01:01:11,382 --> 01:01:13,483 YES... 1274 01:01:13,484 --> 01:01:16,136 [door creaking] 1275 01:01:19,823 --> 01:01:23,493 - IT WON'T BE LONG NOW, MY STINKY LITTLE FUR BABY, 1276 01:01:23,494 --> 01:01:25,745 AND ALL OF OUR HARD WORK WILL HAVE PAID OFF, 1277 01:01:25,746 --> 01:01:30,233 AND THE WORLD WILL ONCE AGAIN KNOW THE NAME LORD DARKSMOKE. 1278 01:01:32,270 --> 01:01:33,720 NOW LET'S GO DO POOPY TIME, 1279 01:01:33,721 --> 01:01:36,222 AND THEN WE CAN WATCH YOUR ANIMAL PLANET, HMM? 1280 01:01:53,558 --> 01:01:55,325 - OH. 1281 01:02:00,682 --> 01:02:01,781 [sniffs] 1282 01:02:01,782 --> 01:02:03,217 OOF. 1283 01:02:03,218 --> 01:02:05,636 YEESH. 1284 01:02:05,637 --> 01:02:08,221 NO WAY. 1285 01:02:11,258 --> 01:02:13,192 WHOA. 1286 01:02:15,062 --> 01:02:17,147 - [whimpering] 1287 01:02:23,670 --> 01:02:25,438 - WHAT ARE YOU? 1288 01:02:40,088 --> 01:02:41,487 NO. 1289 01:02:41,488 --> 01:02:42,806 GET. 1290 01:02:42,807 --> 01:02:44,975 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 1291 01:02:44,976 --> 01:02:46,526 - UH, SWEEPING. 1292 01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:47,644 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1293 01:02:47,645 --> 01:02:48,778 - WHAT'S IN YOUR HAND? 1294 01:02:48,779 --> 01:02:50,814 - UH... - GIVE IT TO ME. 1295 01:02:50,815 --> 01:02:53,866 GIVE IT TO ME. 1296 01:02:53,867 --> 01:02:55,068 NO. 1297 01:02:58,339 --> 01:03:02,609 YOU ATE THE LIST OF INGREDIENTS TO THE REVERSAL POTION 1298 01:03:02,610 --> 01:03:07,214 WHICH WILL RETURN LORD DARKSMOKE TO HIS FULL FORM. 1299 01:03:07,215 --> 01:03:09,583 WE HAVE GATHERED ALL THE INGREDIENTS EXCEPT ONE. 1300 01:03:09,584 --> 01:03:11,418 - WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THAT? 1301 01:03:11,419 --> 01:03:13,052 - BECAUSE YOU WENT TO THE PO-PO. 1302 01:03:17,024 --> 01:03:18,191 - YOU. 1303 01:03:20,427 --> 01:03:23,830 - YOU WERE THERE AND YOU WERE THERE 1304 01:03:23,831 --> 01:03:25,465 AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO. 1305 01:03:25,466 --> 01:03:26,967 AN AMNESIA POTION. 1306 01:03:26,968 --> 01:03:29,303 - ALL RIGHT, ZIP IT, SCARECROW. 1307 01:03:29,304 --> 01:03:32,939 WE SLIPPED IT INTO YOUR SANKA AT THE JAIL. 1308 01:03:44,369 --> 01:03:46,119 - HEY, THAT'S MY DECK. 1309 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:47,354 - YES, WE TOOK THE LIBERTY 1310 01:03:47,355 --> 01:03:49,740 OF RUMMAGING THROUGH YOUR POCKETS. 1311 01:03:49,741 --> 01:03:51,408 - I SHOULD SHOWER. 1312 01:03:51,409 --> 01:03:53,210 - THIS EXTENSION PACK IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE 1313 01:03:53,211 --> 01:03:55,895 A REVERSAL POTION CARD WITH A LIST OF INGREDIENTS 1314 01:03:55,896 --> 01:03:59,466 WHICH HAS BEEN BURIED IN OUR SUBCONSCIOUS. 1315 01:03:59,467 --> 01:04:01,985 - IT SEEMS LIKE IF YOU HAVE WHAT YOU NEED, 1316 01:04:01,986 --> 01:04:03,670 WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET US GO? 1317 01:04:03,671 --> 01:04:07,007 - 'CAUSE THAT CARD IS MISSING. 1318 01:04:09,877 --> 01:04:12,195 - WELL, I'LL DO A CAVITY SEARCH. 1319 01:04:12,196 --> 01:04:14,364 SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS. 1320 01:04:14,365 --> 01:04:16,483 - NGAH. 1321 01:04:16,484 --> 01:04:17,650 HUH? 1322 01:04:17,651 --> 01:04:19,419 - LOTS OF CAVITIES. NO CARD, THOUGH, METZ. 1323 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:22,322 - THANK YOU. STAND DOWN, OFFICER ANNIE. 1324 01:04:24,659 --> 01:04:26,459 - WH--WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 1325 01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:27,927 - GET ON THE PHONE. - OKAY. 1326 01:04:27,928 --> 01:04:29,329 - ORDER ME A SANKA. 1327 01:04:29,330 --> 01:04:30,947 - WHAT THE-- 1328 01:04:30,948 --> 01:04:32,015 THEY'RE ALL PURPLE. 1329 01:04:32,016 --> 01:04:33,617 - I MIXED IN KOOL-AID. 1330 01:04:33,618 --> 01:04:35,419 - NO. 1331 01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:36,837 - I DIDN'T OPEN THE BLACK ONE. 1332 01:04:36,838 --> 01:04:38,855 - YOU DON'T JUST MIX KOOL-AID WITH POTIONS. 1333 01:04:38,856 --> 01:04:41,491 THAT'S HOW YOU TELL, LIKE, UH, WHICH ONE'S WHICH. 1334 01:04:41,492 --> 01:04:44,777 - EVER HEARD OF LABELS? - HEY, HEY, ENOUGH. 1335 01:04:44,778 --> 01:04:47,564 WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE OUR CHANCES. 1336 01:04:47,565 --> 01:04:51,000 ONLY USE THE POTIONS AS A LAST RESORT. 1337 01:04:51,001 --> 01:04:52,185 - OKAY. 1338 01:04:52,186 --> 01:04:53,937 - YOU'VE GOT YOURS. 1339 01:04:53,938 --> 01:04:55,389 YOU GUYS READY? 1340 01:04:55,390 --> 01:04:57,691 - IT TOUCHED ME. 1341 01:04:57,692 --> 01:05:00,277 - THERE'S A RULE AT THE SCIENCE FAIR: 1342 01:05:00,278 --> 01:05:04,330 NO DOGS, PIGS, FROGS, SNAKES... IF THEY'RE ALIVE. 1343 01:05:04,331 --> 01:05:06,400 BUT IF THEY'RE DEAD... 1344 01:05:06,401 --> 01:05:07,317 COME ON, ALIEN, 1345 01:05:07,318 --> 01:05:09,653 TIME FOR A CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE METZ KIND. 1346 01:05:12,073 --> 01:05:13,040 - ARTHUR. 1347 01:05:13,041 --> 01:05:15,007 - STEP AWAY FROM THE TROLL, METZ. 1348 01:05:15,008 --> 01:05:16,576 - QUEEN ARTHUR? 1349 01:05:18,045 --> 01:05:19,546 [laughter] 1350 01:05:19,547 --> 01:05:22,365 GO GET HIM, YOU MORONS. 1351 01:05:22,366 --> 01:05:25,284 - [groaning] 1352 01:05:25,285 --> 01:05:27,320 - LOOKS LIKE QUEEN ARTHUR NEEDS A HAIRCUT. 1353 01:05:27,321 --> 01:05:31,074 [weed whacker whirring] 1354 01:05:31,075 --> 01:05:33,343 - WOW, METZ, YOU'RE A FREAK. 1355 01:05:33,344 --> 01:05:35,528 I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY MOTHER. 1356 01:05:35,529 --> 01:05:39,833 - I WONDER WHAT QUEEN ARTHUR'S GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A BUZZ CUT. 1357 01:05:46,574 --> 01:05:49,092 - OH, YEAH! 1358 01:05:49,093 --> 01:05:50,760 - I THINK I JUST TINKLED MYSELF. 1359 01:05:55,566 --> 01:05:56,900 - YOU SEE, METZ, YOU DON'T MESS 1360 01:05:56,901 --> 01:05:59,503 WITH THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE. 1361 01:05:59,504 --> 01:06:00,737 NICE JOB, TIM. 1362 01:06:12,899 --> 01:06:15,818 [laughter] 1363 01:06:41,079 --> 01:06:43,980 [beeping] 1364 01:06:48,735 --> 01:06:51,854 - OH, OOH, AH, AH, NO, NO. 1365 01:06:51,855 --> 01:06:54,257 YES, YES. 1366 01:06:54,258 --> 01:06:55,875 YES, THE POTIONS. 1367 01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:05,769 - DARKSMOKE. 1368 01:07:05,770 --> 01:07:07,070 - GET DARKSMOKE. 1369 01:07:07,071 --> 01:07:09,305 MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME. 1370 01:07:14,362 --> 01:07:17,114 - DARKSMOKE TOOK BART'S POTION. 1371 01:07:18,382 --> 01:07:21,534 [phone ringing] 1372 01:07:24,222 --> 01:07:26,456 - HELLO? 1373 01:07:26,457 --> 01:07:27,690 HELLO? 1374 01:07:27,691 --> 01:07:28,958 - ARTHUR LYLE. 1375 01:07:28,959 --> 01:07:30,210 - YES? 1376 01:07:30,211 --> 01:07:33,713 - WE NEED YOU TO REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW. 1377 01:07:33,714 --> 01:07:34,981 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1378 01:07:34,982 --> 01:07:36,466 - ARTHUR, HONEY, DON'T LISTEN TO HER. 1379 01:07:36,467 --> 01:07:37,601 DON'T... 1380 01:07:37,602 --> 01:07:38,885 - MOM? 1381 01:07:38,886 --> 01:07:40,720 - BRING THE ALCHEMIST. 1382 01:07:40,721 --> 01:07:41,887 [dial tone humming] 1383 01:07:41,888 --> 01:07:43,256 - MOM? 1384 01:08:05,529 --> 01:08:08,464 [crow cawing] 1385 01:08:13,670 --> 01:08:16,590 - HE KNOWS DARKSMOKE'S INSIDE. 1386 01:08:16,591 --> 01:08:18,525 - I THINK IT'S WHERE HE ESCAPED FROM. 1387 01:08:18,526 --> 01:08:21,361 SOMEWHERE IN THERE WAS THE DRAGON'S LAIR. 1388 01:08:23,314 --> 01:08:26,165 OUR BAG OF POTIONS IS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP DARKSMOKE. 1389 01:08:26,166 --> 01:08:27,166 - TIM AND I GOT THAT. 1390 01:08:29,837 --> 01:08:32,238 WHAT ARE YOU AND BART GONNA DO? 1391 01:08:32,239 --> 01:08:33,873 - I DON'T KNOW. 1392 01:08:33,874 --> 01:08:36,843 - IF YOU DID, I MIGHT BE WORRIED. 1393 01:08:36,844 --> 01:08:39,613 BE CAREFUL. 1394 01:08:39,614 --> 01:08:41,081 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA KISS ME, ARE YOU? 1395 01:08:41,082 --> 01:08:44,517 - EW, NO, GROSS. UGH. 1396 01:08:49,807 --> 01:08:52,709 - BART, MY MOM'S IN THERE. 1397 01:08:52,710 --> 01:08:54,878 I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET HER OUT. 1398 01:08:58,415 --> 01:09:02,018 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 1399 01:09:02,019 --> 01:09:04,136 - � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1400 01:09:04,137 --> 01:09:07,807 � I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER TO SAVE THE DAY � 1401 01:09:07,808 --> 01:09:10,276 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1402 01:09:10,277 --> 01:09:14,330 � 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 1403 01:09:14,331 --> 01:09:17,517 � ON A ROLL WITH A TROLL � 1404 01:09:17,518 --> 01:09:20,203 � ON A QUEST WE WILL GO � 1405 01:09:20,204 --> 01:09:26,409 � FIGHTING A WAR IN THE HALLWAYS AND SEWERS � 1406 01:09:26,410 --> 01:09:28,794 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1407 01:09:28,795 --> 01:09:32,315 � I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER TO SAVE THE DAY � 1408 01:09:32,316 --> 01:09:34,900 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1409 01:09:34,901 --> 01:09:38,404 � 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 1410 01:09:38,405 --> 01:09:40,006 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1411 01:09:40,007 --> 01:09:41,891 - IT'S SUPEREST GLUE. 1412 01:09:41,892 --> 01:09:44,678 - THAT'S COOL. 1413 01:09:44,679 --> 01:09:50,099 - � A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 1414 01:09:54,271 --> 01:09:56,005 - HEY, MUNCH. - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1415 01:09:56,006 --> 01:09:57,673 - THE LORD OF THE DING-A-LINGS. 1416 01:09:57,674 --> 01:09:58,775 WHERE'S METZ? 1417 01:09:58,776 --> 01:09:59,893 - I DON'T KNOW. 1418 01:09:59,894 --> 01:10:01,544 YOU SICKO. - WHERE? 1419 01:10:01,545 --> 01:10:03,579 - HE'S OVER THERE. 1420 01:10:07,101 --> 01:10:08,902 - AH. 1421 01:10:13,708 --> 01:10:16,642 [gagging] 1422 01:10:20,414 --> 01:10:22,816 - YES. 1423 01:10:22,817 --> 01:10:24,067 - WHOA! 1424 01:10:30,224 --> 01:10:34,277 - WELL, I SEE YOU'VE COMPLETED YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT... 1425 01:10:34,278 --> 01:10:35,812 FINALLY. 1426 01:10:35,813 --> 01:10:37,530 - WHERE'S MY MOM? 1427 01:10:37,531 --> 01:10:39,232 - I'M RIGHT HERE, BABY. 1428 01:10:39,233 --> 01:10:40,633 - BUT WHERE'S MY REAL MOM? 1429 01:10:40,634 --> 01:10:42,485 - ALL RIGHT, NOT SO FAST. 1430 01:10:42,486 --> 01:10:44,003 THE TROLL HASN'T DELIVERED THE GOODS YET. 1431 01:10:44,004 --> 01:10:45,454 - YOU HAVE THE POTION. 1432 01:10:45,455 --> 01:10:47,523 WHAT DO YOU NEED BART FOR? 1433 01:10:47,524 --> 01:10:51,528 - I NEED THAT ONE FINAL INGREDIENT. 1434 01:11:03,557 --> 01:11:05,341 OH, AND THAT TRAMPY MOTHER OF YOURS 1435 01:11:05,342 --> 01:11:07,510 IS IN THE STORAGE CLOSET. 1436 01:11:07,511 --> 01:11:10,496 OH, ISN'T THIS FUN? 1437 01:11:10,497 --> 01:11:11,597 - WELL... 1438 01:11:11,598 --> 01:11:13,866 - ANNIE, BRING IN LORD DARKSMOKE. 1439 01:11:26,730 --> 01:11:29,015 - GRENDEL IS DARKSMOKE? 1440 01:11:36,006 --> 01:11:39,608 [alarm ringing] 1441 01:11:39,609 --> 01:11:42,545 [all screaming] 1442 01:11:47,434 --> 01:11:49,285 - ANNIE, GET YOUR GUN. 1443 01:11:49,286 --> 01:11:54,290 NO, BETTER YET, LOCK ALL THE DOORS. 1444 01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:57,460 LORD DARKSMOKE WILL BE HUNGRY. 1445 01:12:00,914 --> 01:12:02,816 - HELP! 1446 01:12:02,817 --> 01:12:04,517 - HEY. 1447 01:12:04,518 --> 01:12:06,669 - HELP! HELP! 1448 01:12:06,670 --> 01:12:08,138 - MOM? MOM, IS THAT YOU? 1449 01:12:08,139 --> 01:12:09,139 - ARTHUR. 1450 01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:10,806 - ARTHUR, MY MAN. 1451 01:12:10,807 --> 01:12:12,108 - MOM, WHO IS IN THERE WITH YOU? 1452 01:12:12,109 --> 01:12:15,011 - THAT TEACHER, MR. ELIXIR QUEST OR SOMETHING. 1453 01:12:15,012 --> 01:12:19,415 [all screaming] 1454 01:12:30,127 --> 01:12:31,677 - OPEN THE DOOR. - HOW? 1455 01:12:31,678 --> 01:12:34,196 - HERE, TAKE MY CREDIT CARD. 1456 01:12:34,197 --> 01:12:36,899 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, PAY SOMEONE TO OPEN THE DOOR? 1457 01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:38,435 - JUST OPEN IT. 1458 01:12:38,436 --> 01:12:41,403 [dramatic music] 1459 01:12:41,404 --> 01:12:43,490 � � 1460 01:12:43,491 --> 01:12:45,975 - [growling] 1461 01:12:53,384 --> 01:12:55,217 [glass shattering] 1462 01:13:07,064 --> 01:13:07,981 - ARTHUR. 1463 01:13:07,982 --> 01:13:10,850 - HERE, ME TRY. YOU LOOK. 1464 01:13:12,803 --> 01:13:14,003 - OH! 1465 01:13:14,004 --> 01:13:15,487 [grunts] 1466 01:13:19,993 --> 01:13:21,143 - MOMMY. 1467 01:13:23,764 --> 01:13:25,998 - HASTA LA VISTA, BABY. 1468 01:13:28,051 --> 01:13:29,118 - RUN! 1469 01:13:42,433 --> 01:13:45,368 - [roaring] 1470 01:13:59,266 --> 01:14:00,283 - SHANE, SHANE, SHANE! 1471 01:14:00,284 --> 01:14:01,467 - WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 1472 01:14:04,021 --> 01:14:06,088 - [retching] 1473 01:14:09,342 --> 01:14:11,093 - THANKS...I THINK. 1474 01:14:11,094 --> 01:14:12,862 REALLY, THANKS. THANKS. 1475 01:14:14,831 --> 01:14:16,315 - ARE YOU-- 1476 01:14:16,316 --> 01:14:19,084 EW, UGH. 1477 01:14:21,789 --> 01:14:24,023 - MOM, THERE'S NO ESCAPE. 1478 01:14:24,024 --> 01:14:25,992 - THE DOORS ARE ALL LOCKED. 1479 01:14:25,993 --> 01:14:27,060 - OH, LOOK. 1480 01:14:27,061 --> 01:14:28,928 - HELP! 1481 01:14:28,929 --> 01:14:29,896 - WHAT IS HE DOING? 1482 01:14:29,897 --> 01:14:32,048 - SOMEONE GET ME DOWN. GET ME DOWN. 1483 01:14:32,049 --> 01:14:33,633 - YOU IDIOT. 1484 01:14:33,634 --> 01:14:34,467 - HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT, 1485 01:14:34,468 --> 01:14:35,685 BUT WE GOT TO GET HIM DOWN. 1486 01:14:35,686 --> 01:14:37,436 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON, NATALIE, GET ON MY SHOULDERS. 1487 01:14:37,437 --> 01:14:39,138 - HELP. [screaming] 1488 01:14:39,139 --> 01:14:39,906 - WATCH YOUR FEET. 1489 01:14:39,907 --> 01:14:41,240 - COME ON. HURRY, GUYS, PLEASE. 1490 01:14:41,241 --> 01:14:42,358 - GRAB HIM. 1491 01:14:42,359 --> 01:14:43,609 PULL. 1492 01:14:43,610 --> 01:14:44,978 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 1493 01:14:44,979 --> 01:14:47,546 PULL. - PULL. 1494 01:14:48,682 --> 01:14:51,117 - OH, COME ON. 1495 01:14:51,118 --> 01:14:53,019 - OOF! - OH! OH! 1496 01:14:58,158 --> 01:14:59,442 - THE SECRET DOOR. 1497 01:14:59,443 --> 01:15:00,743 COME ON. 1498 01:15:00,744 --> 01:15:03,412 - HURRY UP. COME ON. 1499 01:15:03,413 --> 01:15:05,431 - OH, YOU... 1500 01:15:05,432 --> 01:15:08,451 - ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 1501 01:15:14,141 --> 01:15:16,959 - COME ON. - GO. 1502 01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,127 GO. - COME ON. 1503 01:15:21,365 --> 01:15:22,581 - GO. 1504 01:15:22,582 --> 01:15:23,699 HURRY UP. HURRY UP. 1505 01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:24,684 GET DOWN THERE. 1506 01:15:24,685 --> 01:15:26,618 - [screams] 1507 01:15:30,908 --> 01:15:33,809 [mystical music] 1508 01:15:33,810 --> 01:15:37,313 � � 1509 01:15:37,314 --> 01:15:38,798 - TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS. I'LL HANDLE THIS. 1510 01:15:38,799 --> 01:15:40,165 - OKAY. 1511 01:15:44,738 --> 01:15:45,972 - MM-HMM. 1512 01:15:48,842 --> 01:15:50,660 - WHEW. - OW, OW. 1513 01:15:50,661 --> 01:15:52,094 - [growling] 1514 01:15:52,095 --> 01:15:53,112 - [screams] 1515 01:15:58,135 --> 01:15:59,802 - SHANE, ARE YOU OKAY? 1516 01:15:59,803 --> 01:16:01,703 - YEAH, NOTHING THAT TRACTION 1517 01:16:01,704 --> 01:16:04,173 AND 11 MONTHS OF THERAPY WON'T FIX. 1518 01:16:07,027 --> 01:16:08,261 - NICE DOGGY. 1519 01:16:08,262 --> 01:16:10,796 DON'T SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO PLAY FETCH. 1520 01:16:12,282 --> 01:16:14,383 - [roaring] 1521 01:16:14,384 --> 01:16:16,569 - DARKSMOKE. 1522 01:16:16,570 --> 01:16:19,855 - [roaring] 1523 01:16:21,758 --> 01:16:22,859 - [screams] 1524 01:16:37,624 --> 01:16:40,275 both: SHH. 1525 01:16:41,812 --> 01:16:43,445 - WHAT IS THAT? 1526 01:16:43,446 --> 01:16:44,580 GET ME OUT OF HERE. GET ME OUT. 1527 01:16:44,581 --> 01:16:46,733 - QUIET, QUIET. - SHH. 1528 01:16:46,734 --> 01:16:48,317 [pounding on door] 1529 01:16:48,318 --> 01:16:51,236 - HEY, HEY. 1530 01:16:52,473 --> 01:16:54,189 - GO. GO. GO. GO. 1531 01:16:54,190 --> 01:16:56,174 - NATALIE. - LET'S RUN. 1532 01:17:01,448 --> 01:17:03,215 - OW, HOT. 1533 01:17:03,216 --> 01:17:04,449 OW, OW, HOT. 1534 01:17:04,450 --> 01:17:06,085 - AH! 1535 01:17:06,086 --> 01:17:09,621 - [growling] 1536 01:17:09,622 --> 01:17:11,040 - WE NEED HELP. 1537 01:17:11,041 --> 01:17:14,943 WE NEED THE POLICE OR THE ARMY OR GODZILLA. 1538 01:17:14,944 --> 01:17:17,130 - I'M GONNA DIE IN HERE WITH NERDS. 1539 01:17:17,131 --> 01:17:19,198 I'M GONNA DIE IN HERE WITH NERDS. 1540 01:17:24,772 --> 01:17:26,438 - [gasps] 1541 01:17:30,310 --> 01:17:33,128 - SHH. 1542 01:17:33,129 --> 01:17:35,047 - THANKS. 1543 01:17:35,048 --> 01:17:38,818 - IT'S BART'S LAB. 1544 01:17:38,819 --> 01:17:40,903 - CONTROL POTIONS. 1545 01:17:40,904 --> 01:17:43,506 - THEY MUST HAVE BEEN USED ON THE SCHOOL FACULTY, 1546 01:17:43,507 --> 01:17:46,375 ANNIE, THE EXTERMINATOR. 1547 01:17:46,376 --> 01:17:49,678 DARKSMOKE'S BEEN CONTROLLING THEM THE WHOLE TIME. 1548 01:17:50,581 --> 01:17:51,513 - WHAT? 1549 01:17:56,086 --> 01:17:58,421 HMM. 1550 01:18:02,659 --> 01:18:04,226 [gasps] 1551 01:18:20,510 --> 01:18:23,446 [cell phone ringing] 1552 01:18:27,234 --> 01:18:28,367 - HELLO. 1553 01:18:28,368 --> 01:18:30,236 - HELLO, AM I SPEAKING WITH LAURA LYLE? 1554 01:18:30,237 --> 01:18:31,236 - YES. 1555 01:18:31,237 --> 01:18:33,122 - THIS IS JERRY REYNOLDS FROM IAC. 1556 01:18:33,123 --> 01:18:34,657 I'M CALLING ABOUT YOUR VISA BILL. 1557 01:18:34,658 --> 01:18:36,392 WE HAVE ONE OF THREE OPTIONS YOU CAN... 1558 01:18:36,393 --> 01:18:38,093 - HOW DO THEY FIND ME? 1559 01:18:39,812 --> 01:18:43,449 - [roaring] 1560 01:18:45,618 --> 01:18:48,638 [whistle blows] 1561 01:18:57,547 --> 01:19:00,415 - [groaning] 1562 01:19:02,319 --> 01:19:04,954 - HELP. 1563 01:19:04,955 --> 01:19:06,438 OH, MY GOSH. HONEY. 1564 01:19:06,439 --> 01:19:07,506 - MOM. 1565 01:19:07,507 --> 01:19:09,341 MOM, YOU MADE IT. ARE YOU OKAY? 1566 01:19:09,342 --> 01:19:10,843 - OH, HONEY. 1567 01:19:10,844 --> 01:19:12,511 I AM SO SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU. 1568 01:19:12,512 --> 01:19:13,896 THAT THING. 1569 01:19:13,897 --> 01:19:15,264 OH, MY GOSH. 1570 01:19:15,265 --> 01:19:16,665 BART'S HURT. 1571 01:19:16,666 --> 01:19:17,933 - NO. WAS IT FIRE? 1572 01:19:17,934 --> 01:19:19,085 - YES. 1573 01:19:19,086 --> 01:19:20,837 - WE NEED TO MAKE OUR NEXT MOVE NOW. 1574 01:19:20,838 --> 01:19:22,588 - WHAT DO WE GOT? - THIS. 1575 01:19:22,589 --> 01:19:24,423 - OH, MAN. ROCK AND ROLL. 1576 01:19:24,424 --> 01:19:26,225 I'M LOVING THIS TROLL MORE AND MORE EVERY MINUTE. 1577 01:19:26,226 --> 01:19:28,394 - WHAT IS IT? - IT'S FIRE PROTECTION. 1578 01:19:28,395 --> 01:19:30,396 - LET ME HAVE IT. - NO, TIM. 1579 01:19:30,397 --> 01:19:32,781 - I'M THE FASTEST. 1580 01:19:32,782 --> 01:19:34,684 - ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO ALONE. 1581 01:19:34,685 --> 01:19:36,035 - OKAY. 1582 01:19:36,036 --> 01:19:37,870 - YOU DISTRACT, AND WE'LL DO THE REST. 1583 01:19:37,871 --> 01:19:39,238 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 1584 01:19:39,239 --> 01:19:40,439 - YOU'RE BACKUP. 1585 01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:41,657 - YEAH, WHAT'S THAT? 1586 01:19:41,658 --> 01:19:42,692 - YOU BACK US UP. 1587 01:19:42,693 --> 01:19:43,960 - LET'S GO, GUYS. 1588 01:19:43,961 --> 01:19:45,294 - NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T GO. 1589 01:19:45,295 --> 01:19:46,963 THAT THING'S GONNA KILL YOU. - MOM. 1590 01:19:46,964 --> 01:19:48,965 - NO, ARTHUR, NO. 1591 01:19:48,966 --> 01:19:51,634 - MOM, YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME. 1592 01:19:52,936 --> 01:19:57,206 MY FRIEND'S UP THERE, AND HE'S HURT. 1593 01:19:59,943 --> 01:20:01,893 - ALL RIGHT. 1594 01:20:01,894 --> 01:20:04,013 - LET'S GO. TIM, YOU GO UP FIRST. 1595 01:20:04,014 --> 01:20:04,897 - I WILL. - BE CAREFUL. 1596 01:20:04,898 --> 01:20:08,467 - TIM, DRINK THE ANTI-FIRE POTION. 1597 01:20:19,879 --> 01:20:22,098 - [blows raspberry] 1598 01:20:22,099 --> 01:20:24,750 OH, MY. 1599 01:20:24,751 --> 01:20:27,486 WHOA. 1600 01:20:27,487 --> 01:20:29,322 OH, OH, OH. 1601 01:20:29,323 --> 01:20:30,572 OH, MY. 1602 01:20:40,133 --> 01:20:42,885 - STAY LOW. 1603 01:20:42,886 --> 01:20:44,687 - BART. 1604 01:20:44,688 --> 01:20:46,071 HEY, BART. 1605 01:20:47,224 --> 01:20:49,225 - OH, SCARY. SCARY. 1606 01:20:49,226 --> 01:20:50,892 OH, MY GOSH. 1607 01:20:58,585 --> 01:20:59,585 COOL. 1608 01:21:01,071 --> 01:21:03,539 - ARTHUR, YOU CAN'T. 1609 01:21:03,540 --> 01:21:04,941 - HE'S MY FRIEND. 1610 01:21:04,942 --> 01:21:07,910 - HE'S OUR FRIEND, BUT WE GOT A DRAGON TO SLAY. 1611 01:21:26,712 --> 01:21:28,447 - TIM, GET BACK IN THE SEWER. 1612 01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:32,718 - [roaring] 1613 01:21:47,234 --> 01:21:48,684 - TIM, COME ON. 1614 01:21:48,685 --> 01:21:50,886 - HURRY. 1615 01:21:50,887 --> 01:21:51,737 - HANG ON TO SOMETHING. 1616 01:21:51,738 --> 01:21:54,573 IT'S ABOUT TO GET REALLY BAD. 1617 01:21:54,574 --> 01:21:55,958 - OKAY, GET IN HERE. GET IN HERE. 1618 01:21:55,959 --> 01:21:58,043 LAURA, GRAB THAT SHACKLE. PUT IT ON YOUR ANKLE. 1619 01:21:58,044 --> 01:21:59,010 IT'LL KEEP YOU SAFE. 1620 01:21:59,011 --> 01:22:02,131 - OKAY. 1621 01:22:02,132 --> 01:22:03,849 - HEY, DARKSMOKE. 1622 01:22:03,850 --> 01:22:07,086 I GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU, 1623 01:22:07,087 --> 01:22:09,288 BAD NEWS IN A BOTTLE. 1624 01:22:25,856 --> 01:22:28,974 [all screaming] 1625 01:22:28,975 --> 01:22:30,859 - HOLD ON! - HOLD ON! 1626 01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:32,510 HOLD ON, SHANE! 1627 01:22:35,248 --> 01:22:36,181 - HOLD ON. 1628 01:23:04,478 --> 01:23:08,414 - IT'S COMING. COME ON! 1629 01:23:08,415 --> 01:23:10,548 - [screams] 1630 01:23:10,549 --> 01:23:11,617 OH, I CAN'T GET IT. 1631 01:23:11,618 --> 01:23:13,402 [screams] 1632 01:23:13,403 --> 01:23:14,486 - GRAB MY PANTS. 1633 01:23:14,487 --> 01:23:17,740 THEY'RE NOT COMING OFF. 1634 01:23:17,741 --> 01:23:19,308 - HOLD ON! 1635 01:23:26,032 --> 01:23:28,917 - [grunting] 1636 01:23:32,371 --> 01:23:33,923 - HOLD ON! HOLD ON! 1637 01:23:33,924 --> 01:23:38,560 [all screaming] 1638 01:23:43,650 --> 01:23:45,317 - HOLD ON! 1639 01:23:58,431 --> 01:23:59,497 - WE GOT YOU. 1640 01:23:59,498 --> 01:24:01,500 - [laughs] 1641 01:24:01,501 --> 01:24:04,120 NICE JOB. 1642 01:24:04,121 --> 01:24:06,989 - [gasping] 1643 01:24:10,943 --> 01:24:12,477 ARE YOU OKAY? 1644 01:24:16,099 --> 01:24:16,899 - WE MADE IT. 1645 01:24:16,900 --> 01:24:17,967 OH, WE MADE IT. 1646 01:24:17,968 --> 01:24:19,034 - OH, YES! 1647 01:24:19,035 --> 01:24:20,102 both: EW. 1648 01:24:27,144 --> 01:24:29,445 - OKAY. 1649 01:24:34,784 --> 01:24:37,585 OH, MY GOSH. 1650 01:24:37,586 --> 01:24:39,204 - IS HE... 1651 01:24:39,205 --> 01:24:41,323 - NO. 1652 01:24:42,609 --> 01:24:44,309 - WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1653 01:24:48,131 --> 01:24:50,849 HONEY, WHAT IS IT? 1654 01:25:01,261 --> 01:25:03,862 - COME ON, BART. 1655 01:25:03,863 --> 01:25:05,598 COME ON. 1656 01:25:05,599 --> 01:25:07,332 - ARTHUR. 1657 01:25:12,956 --> 01:25:14,873 - HE--HE'S CHANGING. 1658 01:25:14,874 --> 01:25:19,478 HE--HE'S--HE'S-- MOM, HE'S HEALING. 1659 01:25:19,479 --> 01:25:24,149 LOOK. 1660 01:25:24,150 --> 01:25:26,619 - OH! 1661 01:25:26,620 --> 01:25:29,038 - [mumbles] 1662 01:25:29,039 --> 01:25:33,224 [laughter] 1663 01:25:33,225 --> 01:25:38,514 - HONEY, NEXT TIME, BRING HOME A PUPPY. 1664 01:25:38,515 --> 01:25:41,316 [laughter] 1665 01:25:44,053 --> 01:25:45,520 ALL RIGHT, WHO'S HUNGRY? 1666 01:25:45,521 --> 01:25:47,222 - I AM. - TIM IS. 1667 01:25:53,980 --> 01:25:57,166 - I KNOW HE WANTED TO COOK, BUT IS HE OKAY? 1668 01:25:57,167 --> 01:25:59,485 - YEAH, HE'S GOT THIS THING ABOUT FIRE. 1669 01:25:59,486 --> 01:26:02,738 - YEAH, WELL... [indistinct] 1670 01:26:02,739 --> 01:26:04,990 - I GOT DARKSMOKE. 1671 01:26:04,991 --> 01:26:06,325 - OUCH. 1672 01:26:06,326 --> 01:26:07,877 - [laughs] 1673 01:26:07,878 --> 01:26:09,094 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. 1674 01:26:09,095 --> 01:26:11,697 I'VE GOT A CARD THAT WILL BEAT THAT. 1675 01:26:11,698 --> 01:26:13,716 all: WHOA. 1676 01:26:13,717 --> 01:26:16,585 - IT'S PART OF THE ELIXIR QUEST HEROES EXTENSION DECK. 1677 01:26:16,586 --> 01:26:19,103 - BUT YOU FORGOT SOMEONE. 1678 01:26:19,104 --> 01:26:21,105 - YEAH, WHERE'S BART? 1679 01:26:21,106 --> 01:26:23,325 - BART HAS HIS OWN CARD. 1680 01:26:23,326 --> 01:26:25,794 - WELL, THERE'S A CARD OF A TROLL, 1681 01:26:25,795 --> 01:26:28,063 BUT BART'S EARNED HIS OWN CARD. 1682 01:26:28,064 --> 01:26:30,299 - YEAH. 1683 01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:31,917 - IT'S IN THE EXTENSION PACK. 1684 01:26:31,918 --> 01:26:34,737 I GAVE YOU GUYS A SNEAK PEEK AT ELIXIR QUEST FEST. 1685 01:26:34,738 --> 01:26:38,523 SEE, THE ORIGINAL POTION WASN'T MEANT FOR DARKSMOKE. 1686 01:26:38,524 --> 01:26:40,109 IT WAS MEANT FOR BART. 1687 01:26:40,110 --> 01:26:42,077 - HUH? 1688 01:26:42,078 --> 01:26:43,913 - WHOA. 1689 01:26:43,914 --> 01:26:46,081 THAT'S AMAZING. 1690 01:27:03,349 --> 01:27:06,017 - WHAT'S HE DOING? - WHAT'S HE DOING? 1691 01:27:06,018 --> 01:27:07,770 - I DON'T KNOW. 1692 01:27:07,771 --> 01:27:08,904 - WHAT'S THE POTION FOR? 1693 01:27:08,905 --> 01:27:12,207 - BART. 1694 01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:13,642 - BART? 1695 01:27:13,643 --> 01:27:17,212 - IT WAS IMPORTANT THAT ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE HERE TODAY. 1696 01:27:26,739 --> 01:27:29,674 - [groaning] 1697 01:27:51,398 --> 01:27:52,798 - WHOA. 1698 01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:56,518 - WHOA. 1699 01:27:56,519 --> 01:27:57,853 - THAT'S AMAZING. 1700 01:27:57,854 --> 01:28:02,040 - TOBAR THE GOLDEN DRAGON. 1701 01:28:02,041 --> 01:28:03,841 - I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 1702 01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:16,538 - ARTHUR. 1703 01:28:23,729 --> 01:28:26,581 - [roaring] 1704 01:28:34,257 --> 01:28:37,359 - LOOK AT HOW FAST HE IS. 1705 01:28:39,295 --> 01:28:40,762 - WHOA. 1706 01:28:40,763 --> 01:28:42,798 - [laughing] OH, YES. 1707 01:28:42,799 --> 01:28:43,832 LOOK AT THAT. 1708 01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:45,033 - THAT'S AWESOME. 1709 01:28:45,034 --> 01:28:47,619 - OH, NO WAY. 1710 01:28:47,620 --> 01:28:48,871 - WHAT'S HE DOING? 1711 01:28:48,872 --> 01:28:51,407 - OH, COMING RIGHT AT US. 1712 01:28:51,408 --> 01:28:52,958 WHOA. - WHOA! 1713 01:28:52,959 --> 01:28:56,111 - [laughs] 1714 01:28:57,163 --> 01:28:59,131 - HE'S GOING HOME. 1715 01:29:48,431 --> 01:29:51,533 - UGH, THOSE FILTHY KIDS. 1716 01:29:51,534 --> 01:29:53,685 - MOM, WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME? 1717 01:29:53,686 --> 01:29:55,854 - AH, I'VE STILL GOT TO DO THE TOILETS. 1718 01:29:55,855 --> 01:29:57,689 - WELL, HURRY IT UP. I'M HUNGRY. 1719 01:29:57,690 --> 01:30:00,625 - UGH. [groans] 1720 01:30:00,626 --> 01:30:05,731 ARRGH, GET IN HERE, YOU STUPID MOP. 1721 01:30:08,251 --> 01:30:09,584 - THERE. 1722 01:30:09,585 --> 01:30:10,652 OH, YEAH. 1723 01:30:10,653 --> 01:30:13,054 [laughs] 1724 01:30:33,892 --> 01:30:36,127 - � BACK IN THE DAY, WELL, THEY ALL USED TO SAY � 1725 01:30:36,128 --> 01:30:39,431 � THAT KING ARTHUR REALLY HAD IT MADE � 1726 01:30:39,432 --> 01:30:42,701 � THERE WERE DRAGONS TO SLAY, A PRINCESS TO SAVE � 1727 01:30:42,702 --> 01:30:45,871 � AND NO SUCH THING AS GETTING GOOD GRADES � 1728 01:30:45,872 --> 01:30:49,040 � NO BULLIES TO BATTLE, NO PRINCIPALS RATTLING OFF � 1729 01:30:49,041 --> 01:30:51,976 � EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE WRONG � 1730 01:30:51,977 --> 01:30:54,813 � JUST CASTLES AND KNIGHTS WHO WERE UP FOR THE FIGHT � 1731 01:30:54,814 --> 01:30:58,316 � WHEN SOME EVIL DRAGON CAME ALONG � 1732 01:30:58,317 --> 01:31:00,819 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1733 01:31:00,820 --> 01:31:04,489 � I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER TO SAVE THE DAY � 1734 01:31:04,490 --> 01:31:06,925 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1735 01:31:06,926 --> 01:31:10,629 � 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 1736 01:31:10,630 --> 01:31:11,830 � THOSE DAYS ARE GONE � 1737 01:31:11,831 --> 01:31:13,264 � THERE'S NO SWORDS TO BE DRAWN � 1738 01:31:13,265 --> 01:31:16,334 � IT'S AN ORDINARY EVERYDAY BORE � 1739 01:31:16,335 --> 01:31:19,304 � BUT IF DRAGONS WERE BACK I'LL BE FIRST TO ATTACK � 1740 01:31:19,305 --> 01:31:22,874 � BETWEEN HOMEWORK, SCHOOL, AND CHORES � 1741 01:31:22,875 --> 01:31:25,376 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1742 01:31:25,377 --> 01:31:29,013 � I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER TO SAVE THE DAY � 1743 01:31:29,014 --> 01:31:31,616 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1744 01:31:31,617 --> 01:31:35,587 � 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 1745 01:31:35,588 --> 01:31:38,423 � ON A ROLL WITH A TROLL � 1746 01:31:38,424 --> 01:31:41,392 � ON A QUEST WE WILL GO � 1747 01:31:41,393 --> 01:31:47,532 � FIGHTING A WAR IN THE HALLWAYS AND SEWERS � 1748 01:31:47,533 --> 01:31:49,968 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1749 01:31:49,969 --> 01:31:53,672 � I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER TO SAVE THE DAY � 1750 01:31:53,673 --> 01:31:56,207 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1751 01:31:56,208 --> 01:31:59,878 � 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 1752 01:31:59,879 --> 01:32:02,413 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1753 01:32:02,414 --> 01:32:06,017 � I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER TO SAVE THE DAY � 1754 01:32:06,018 --> 01:32:08,487 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1755 01:32:08,488 --> 01:32:12,256 � 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 1756 01:32:12,257 --> 01:32:14,826 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1757 01:32:14,827 --> 01:32:18,396 � I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER SAVING THE DAY � 1758 01:32:18,397 --> 01:32:20,932 � I AM NOT AFRAID � 1759 01:32:20,933 --> 01:32:24,319 � 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGON, A TEENAGE DRAGON � 1760 01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:30,008 � A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER � 115063