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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,680 Can we just sit down for a minute 2 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,850 Because like, my back's killing 3 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,600 oh please! 4 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,640 - Why do you always want to stop? - Well you know you want to sit down as well 5 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,900 - You're such a weak duckling - Oh shut up man 6 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:31,900 Weak duckling 7 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,680 - Why do you always want to have a rest? - Because I've got a limp and a bad back 8 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:39,510 - Haven't you any stamina in your body? - Yeah 9 00:00:42,170 --> 00:00:45,020 Besides you look tired as well, don't just blame it all on me 10 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:46,050 Shut up 11 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:49,140 I've got a lot more stamina left in my body 12 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:50,310 I can tell you that now 13 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:52,510 It's alright out here isn't it? 14 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:53,970 Yeah it's alright 15 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:56,650 Well I wouldn't have brought you out here if it wasn't alright... 16 00:00:56,850 --> 00:00:59,220 - Looks quite nice - ...getting the fresh air 17 00:00:59,420 --> 00:01:01,540 I'd like to build a house out here 18 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:03,910 Sorry 19 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,950 You talk a load of bollocks you do 20 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,770 Go on then - you talk! 21 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:10,250 I have been talking! 22 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:13,370 - About what? - About you talking a load of bollocks 23 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:15,430 Well talk about something else 24 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:18,880 - (muttering) - Exactly! 25 00:01:56,340 --> 00:01:59,220 - Alright mate - Hiya lads, what can I get you? 26 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:02,550 I'll have a large bag of chips.. 27 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:05,680 ...with a beef and onion pie 28 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,665 and then I'll have two small kiddies portion of chips 29 00:02:08,865 --> 00:02:11,650 So you want large pie and chips and two kiddies yeah? 30 00:02:11,850 --> 00:02:14,910 We do a family sized for just a third extra 31 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:18,770 - It's just 90p if you want a family bag - oh family - family bag 32 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:22,700 Do you want this family bag open or wrapped? 33 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,740 - Open please - And what about you? Do you want your kiddie portion... 34 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:26,770 Hey he's not having any! They're not for him... 35 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:28,770 - They're for my sister and mum - Oh go on. Just a few. 36 00:02:28,970 --> 00:02:31,170 If you want chips, you bring money! 37 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:32,810 I've brought money here. 38 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,250 Well I can't have any now, can I? 39 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:46,080 - Oh let me have some - Just shut up a second 40 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:46,850 You've had loads 41 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:48,650 you've had a steak and mushroom pie 42 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:49,820 you've had a bag of chips... 43 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:52,020 ...and now you're even pinching your mums chips. 44 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:56,310 Shut up. I'm just doing this to even them out so no-one complains. 45 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:42,250 Look at them. Look how small they are. I'm going to get battered.. 46 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,250 ...I can't believe I do this. 47 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,250 Why have I done it again? 48 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,900 Because you're fat. 49 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,040 Talk to you later yeah? 50 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,950 Yeah whatever. 51 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:06,200 You're gonna have to stop doing that you know. 52 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,550 - My mum don't like it. - So? 53 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,100 Romeo. What's that? 54 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:39,000 Chips. You asked for chips, I got you chips. 55 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,000 There's about five chips there 56 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,150 Are you telling me you paid 75p for that? 57 00:05:43,350 --> 00:05:45,450 I didn't have a look! It was in a bag... 58 00:05:45,650 --> 00:05:47,050 ...but the bag burst as I got outside. 59 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,400 - You're lying! - I'm not lying Mum 60 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,800 Right, come on then, we'll have to go back down the chippie. 61 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,200 Come on get your coat on. 62 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:59,100 You little bastard! You've been eating them on the way down 63 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:01,250 - No I didn't Mum - Look at him laughing 64 00:06:01,450 --> 00:06:02,850 Don't tell lies Romeo, you ate them 65 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:04,650 Me? No I haven't! 66 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:07,750 You had an extra £1.20 for a chicken and mushroom pie 67 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:11,350 - Oh my...! Lydee you must believe me at least? - I wanted a curry... 68 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:13,300 ...but I didn't have enough change. 69 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,600 But you! You had to eat our chips as well! 70 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,800 - Just go on. Get out of my sight Romeo. - Oh for God's sake 71 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,250 don't come down, in fact, pack your bags! 72 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:25,225 Pack your bags, find your Dad, go fucking live with him! 73 00:06:25,425 --> 00:06:28,200 Because you and him are both greedy, selfish bastards. 74 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,200 Go on, piss off! 75 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:43,200 Don't you say a thing. Leave all the talking to me. 76 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,800 It's the door. 77 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,200 Yeah what's up? 78 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,975 - My ball bounced into your garden - So go get it 79 00:07:10,175 --> 00:07:13,237 Your dad said he'd stab the next ball that came over 80 00:07:13,437 --> 00:07:16,500 - I'll not say anything. Go and get it. - Thanks! 81 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:17,900 Come here! 82 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,050 Is this what you're after is it? Is that what you're after eh? 83 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:28,450 That's what you're after isn't it? 84 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:31,450 No chance! How many accidents can you have in one week? 85 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:34,950 - I don't believe you! Go on out! - Dad just give him the bloody ball! 86 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:38,536 No way is he getting this back. No chance! I'm keeping hold of this! 87 00:07:38,736 --> 00:07:40,050 I'll get my Dad on ya 88 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:44,150 - Yeah? Go and get him. - Just give me the ball back 89 00:07:44,350 --> 00:07:47,350 - Out! Now go on. - Okay, I'll get my Dad. 90 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,550 - Big is he yeah? I bet he's big - Yeah he's a boxer 91 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:52,760 I'm going in for a bit anyway... 92 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:59,550 Oi nox - what the fuck was going on with your Dad? 93 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,550 Fucking maniac isn't he! 94 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,550 Oi have you got them? 95 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,200 I can't he's been in all day. 96 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:08,550 - Don't take the piss - I want them you know - I'll have to think about it 97 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:12,300 Oi don't walk away and disrespect me. I want those things. 98 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,940 I gave them a chance Sandra. [Muttering] 99 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,050 And don't slam that BLOODY DOOR! 100 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:31,950 - Oi stop looking at them. They're mine! - Yeah I'll bring it round tomorrow 101 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,520 No fuck that, come on! They'll see you. 102 00:08:34,950 --> 00:08:38,350 Please they're my girls, I can't do without them! 103 00:08:38,550 --> 00:08:41,950 - Oi Gavin, what's going on? - Shit! Nothing. 104 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:45,200 You dirty little bastards! 105 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:49,025 - Right give me that one as well - What? 106 00:08:49,225 --> 00:08:51,062 Come on I know it's there. Give it to me. 107 00:08:51,262 --> 00:08:53,741 Come on I know what it is. Give it to me now. 108 00:08:53,941 --> 00:08:56,821 Gavin! Don't you dare mess me about. Thank you 109 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:58,990 Where did you get this? 110 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:03,500 Look, he's just been throwing magazines out to that Romeo 111 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:05,300 You've let us down 112 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,970 I'm not finding this funny. It is not funny. 113 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,740 Where did you get them from? 114 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:14,050 Where did you get this? Stop laughing when I'm talking. 115 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,050 Found them 116 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,660 What were you doing throwing them in my vanity room for? 117 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:23,700 Hey, he's a... you shouldn't do that. I told you. 118 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:26,100 Right you get ready for the hospital now 119 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:30,740 - I'll talk to you later - We've had enough - Don't you say anything Phil! 120 00:10:56,750 --> 00:11:00,200 - Yo mate pass the ball back - Yeah I'll pass you the ball 121 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:03,000 Oi pass me the ball back! 122 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:07,050 - Oi you cripple, pass the fucking ball back - I'm not a fucking cripple 123 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,050 - You can't even walk straight - Stop calling me a fucking cripple 124 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,165 Go and get my ball now! 125 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:13,050 Fucking hell you smell like a skunk. Why don't you piss off! 126 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:16,700 Who the fuck you think you are? You think you're a tough man? 127 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,200 Get off me you fucking cheese dick! 128 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,030 - Don't fucking touch me! - Get my ball back... 129 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:30,250 - Leave him alone! - Who do you think you are? 130 00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:32,250 What do you mean 'who do I think...' it ain't... it... it 131 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:36,350 - It don't matter who the fuck I am - You stumbling fuck! You think you're a big man? 132 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,900 Don't start pushing me! 133 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,800 He's trying to start a fight Because I won't pass the ball back 134 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,500 I'm not trying to start a fight. I AM starting a fight. 135 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,800 What's his business is my business... 136 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,200 ...now you fuck off and you get the fuck out of my face before I do something I regret... 137 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:52,040 Listen you stuttering fool, you best shut your mouth and fetch my ball back.. 138 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,250 I'll fucking kill you! 139 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,350 Oi! 140 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:08,550 Help us! 141 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,200 Get off him you bastard 142 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,450 Get off him you fucking bastard. You're twice his size! 143 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:25,660 And you, you bastard. Fucking picking on a child. 144 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,450 God look at you man! 145 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:31,090 - Oh man you're bleeding - Oh fucking hell 146 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:34,050 Alright mate? Come here let's have a look at you 147 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,650 - He'll live, won't you? - Shit this is a new top 148 00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:38,450 - Are you alright for walking? - Yeah 149 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:40,825 - Do you live very far? - No it's just up the road 150 00:12:41,025 --> 00:12:43,200 - Do you want me to give you a lift down? - Yeah 151 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,900 Come on then mate - walk to my truck 152 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,350 - Are you his mate? - Yeah 153 00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:49,510 You were some help weren't you? 154 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,350 Gavin? Come out now 155 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:18,750 - Are you alright? - There's been some trouble down the park 156 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:22,400 - He's alright mate - How's your back? 157 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,150 - Bloody hell Romeo, have you been fighting again? - Are you his Mam duck? 158 00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:27,950 Do I look like his mum? 159 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:29,990 Well he's been down the park.. just. 160 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:32,950 Two big lads set about him and I'd to prise them apart. 161 00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,950 Come on then Romeo inside 162 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:37,350 - He needs that seeing to you know - I can tell 163 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,650 Have you got any TCP [disinfectant]? 164 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:43,300 If you haven't, you can use hot water with salt in it 165 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,650 - I can come and help if you like? - No thanks 166 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:49,540 I don't mind you know. I'm very experienced with war wounds 167 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:20,350 I'd like to take you to Scarborough fair 168 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:25,000 I love you more than my old dead puppy dog 169 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,500 I'll cherish every moment I met you 170 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,050 - Hello - Hiya 171 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,450 I've just come by, I hope you don't mind. I'm just checking to see how your brother is. 172 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:56,130 Romeo? Yeah he's fine, he's not bothered about it anymore 173 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,550 - Seems like a tough kid doesn't he? - Yeah he's in if you want to see him 174 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,500 I'd like to 175 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:06,550 - Do you want to come in for a cup of tea then? - Yeah I'd like to please 176 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,000 Right then 177 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,500 It's my imagination. Because I have got a very very fueled imagination 178 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:18,350 And I thought "You're being silly, Go back to sleep" So I went back to sleep 179 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,000 And about another forty minutes later 180 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,450 This thing come again and it pushed me 181 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:27,000 And this time it not only pushed me 182 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,750 It did it so hard it made me do a roley poley 183 00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:33,375 Over. And I knew there and then that there was a spirit in the room 184 00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:37,100 And it was trying to attack me. So what unfolded then was this fight 185 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,330 Between me and this unseen entity 186 00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:41,850 And it ended up trying... it pinned me down. 187 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,000 On the floor 188 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,250 It got on top of me with it's knee on my chest 189 00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:48,250 And it was trying to open my mouth 190 00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:50,530 Like that. It was going like this. 191 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,000 And I thought "Oh it's my turn to die" 192 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:56,860 But then all of a sudden it just disappeared 193 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,250 Like that. 194 00:15:58,370 --> 00:15:59,740 Quick as it come, it disappeared 195 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:03,860 And I realized then - I don't know if God became involved in it 196 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,640 Or if it was just my stamina and strength alone and my faith 197 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,980 But I believe that I fought an entity, a spirit, my demons 198 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,720 I believe that I fought them and I won. 199 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:24,690 It's quite late I'm going to get ready for work. Is it still raining outside? 200 00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,250 Well I can give you a lift if you like you know 201 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,370 No it's alright I'll just walk 202 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,810 I swear to God it's no bother to me I'm going that way anyway 203 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,410 - Are you sure? - Honestly 204 00:16:31,530 --> 00:16:32,940 Well cheers 205 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:36,149 Well if you're give her a lift you can give me and Nox a lift to school 206 00:16:36,349 --> 00:16:37,340 No I don't think so 207 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,060 Oh come on. Please! 208 00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,850 Alright then I best get going now anyway Because I've got work 209 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,180 Thanks for the lift anyway 210 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:52,080 - So this is where you work then is it? - Yeah 211 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,240 I'd best get going anyway Because I'm going to be late 212 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,440 Before you go I want to tell you a story if you don't mind 213 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,640 It won't be long please Because I don't want to be late 214 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,440 It's not long it's short. Do you get me? 215 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,890 - Go on then hurry up - It's like a question 216 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,530 What if a man came up to you in the street 217 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,560 - Can this wait - sorry - Honestly it's not long 218 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:13,850 What if a man came up to you in the street and says to you: 219 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:17,380 "I would like to spend the rest of my life with you" Would you think it was weird? 220 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:20,479 Tell you what I'll think about it work and answer you tonight. 221 00:17:20,679 --> 00:17:22,580 I've really got to go - honestly sorry. 222 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,360 Sorry. See you later. See you later girls 223 00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:28,490 Fucking hell man 224 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:30,890 What are you laughing at? 225 00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:33,940 - It's obvious you fancy her you dong! - I don't fancy her at all 226 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,100 Of course you do 227 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,650 - You're talking such nonsense - We're not talking nonsense 228 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,850 You can't even lie proper man 229 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,980 Well I might do, a bit yeah 230 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:45,420 - Might be do a bit... - Well you can't blame me can you? She's a lovely looking girl. 231 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:48,060 - Why don't you ask her out then? - She likes you too you know 232 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:48,667 Do you think so? 233 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,170 It's just as well you didn't ask her out then, I mean, you know... 234 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:54,820 ...fifty percent of it is liking her, fifty percent of it is clothes 235 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,540 You could probably get away with your hair but... 236 00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:59,370 ...with clothes like that there's no way she is going to like you. 237 00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:00,570 What's wrong with these clothes man? 238 00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:04,330 It's just... style isn't it? I know man. I'm your route to her. 239 00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:07,204 Sweat I said sweat, what have you been doing to sweat that much? 240 00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:08,890 Oh my god that is so horrible! 241 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:10,890 I couldn't believe it 242 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,140 What are you doing here? 243 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,860 - I need to know something - What? 244 00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:19,650 You're supposed to be at school 245 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:23,340 - It's just about this girl - oh I ain't got time for this 246 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,690 I just want to know some basic do's and don't's 247 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:29,100 - Well I ain't got time for it - oh please it won't take long I just... 248 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,980 ...like what kind of clothes to wear and stuff like that 249 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,400 What was her old boyfriends like then? 250 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:38,890 - Well I don't know really - Was he like a big lad? Big lads? 251 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,400 - Yeah big lads, big - Was he? 252 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,300 Did they come around your house? 253 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:48,420 - From time to time - I bet you didn't get on with them did you? 254 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,690 Some of them I did, some I didn't 255 00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:53,700 - What clothes do you like? - Stuff like that 256 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,090 - You like that? And you don't like shellies or track suits? - No I do not 257 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,670 - Why not? - Because I don't! 258 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:00,370 - You hate them then? - Yes 259 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:04,180 - You mean you like them? - No I don't like them. Fuck off. Go on 260 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,750 Fucking get out now. Get off to school. 261 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:10,010 But she is pure isn't she? You know what I mean by that don't you? 262 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,980 Oh yeah pure yeah 263 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,690 I'm experienced in things - you know? 264 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,280 I'm getting that feeling already of people having their hands on her... 265 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:22,180 ...makes me quite angry I think I've been overcome with love. 266 00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:27,850 So young man.. how did it go then? 267 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,600 From where I was standing and the way she was laughing and that... 268 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,580 ...it looked like it was a successful mission 269 00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:37,250 Tell me then man 270 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,690 For crying out loud open up 271 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,080 Oh I'm fucking dying here will you tell me! 272 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,080 Alright keep your hair on 273 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:47,100 It's the way you put it.. yes.. you know... 274 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:50,060 ...I did get all the information out of her 275 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:52,956 She told me what she liked and what she didn't like I know... 276 00:19:53,156 --> 00:19:55,380 ...she's not going to like what you're wearing now so... 277 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,560 ...you might as well out it in the bin and burn it. 278 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,560 What she does like is eh... 279 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,530 ...shellies, track suits, trainers... 280 00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:07,580 ...flip flops, visors, hats, woolly hats, peaked caps.. 281 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:11,560 ...puffy coats, all the sports stuff - you know what I mean? 282 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,720 Fucking hell boys. You'll not believe what you're going to see 283 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,480 What I'm going to show you is bigger than Godzilla 284 00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:22,520 And it's bigger than Mohammad Ali 285 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,930 It's taller than a jolly tall tree 286 00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,070 It's the new me 287 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,000 What do you think of it? 288 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,780 - It's great - Spectacular isn't it 289 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,120 You're going to have all the chicks coming after you You look inferior! 290 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,920 And you know the thing about it I feel so comfy! 291 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,860 It's unreal I dismiss these clothes as puffs Do you get me? 292 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,570 What do you think Romeo? 293 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,920 Exactly. Lets go. 294 00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:57,010 * Jeering * 295 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:04,590 I can't destroy you today lads. I'm on very serious business. 296 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,620 Wanker 297 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,410 Now listen you're not coming in 298 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,300 Got to stand by the door. That's your job. To be the doorman. Your mission. Do you get me? 299 00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:17,630 Don't let any fucker in here under any circumstances. 300 00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:19,220 I'm going in 301 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,520 Hey alright? 302 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:33,810 - Can I be alone with the lady please? - Oh 303 00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:37,130 I'm sorry. I'm just going to eh 304 00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:43,010 - What are you doing here? - I bought you a present 305 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Open it 306 00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:47,530 It's a goodie bag 307 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,800 Bloody hell what is this? 308 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,490 It's all surprises... that's egg timer. 309 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:59,980 - It's not an egg timer. It's a salt thing. - Well, what do you think of the gear then? 310 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,370 Is this some sort of joke? 311 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,780 - Well you like this kind of stuff don't you? - Says who? 312 00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:08,410 You've been talking to Nox haven't you? 313 00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:11,120 I know it's a joke. I'm not finding it funny. 314 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,690 You're all just embarrassing me aren't you? And this! 315 00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:15,480 That just takes the piss 316 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,440 - No you're absolutely right - I know I'm right 317 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,780 It was a joke 318 00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:22,210 And they put me up to it 319 00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,970 Them two.. ain't they evil! 320 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:30,530 - Can be can't they? Evil little bastards - So what you doing it for? 321 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,860 What's the point? That's just stupid and childish 322 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,970 - Let me just tell you - No I don't want to know, I just want you to go out of the shop.. 323 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:40,140 ...and I'll forget about it. Because if I lose my job it's your fault. 324 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:43,060 - I know the timing was bad - Yes. Very bad. 325 00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:49,960 Give me my clothes 326 00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:54,640 It's best if you two keep away from me 327 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,610 - It wasn't my fault - Just stay away from me for hours 328 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:00,610 Hours of hours 329 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,300 I swear I can't believe you've done that. 330 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,210 I would've felt bad... it was only a joke 331 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:12,050 - I can't believe you. - You was in it as well 332 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,120 I know I'm a fool. I'm a fool ain't I. 333 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:21,970 You you're alright you can come with me. But you you'd better fucking get away from me 334 00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:23,880 I'm serious, I mean it 335 00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:45,050 Are you well? 336 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:47,170 Fine 337 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,790 And the kids are they well? 338 00:23:53,740 --> 00:23:54,740 They're fine 339 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,400 - So did she kick you out then? - No 340 00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:05,560 No I left her. No honestly, it's the truth. I left her. 341 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:07,140 I just... 342 00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:12,740 - I just really wanted so see my kids - So you're still a selfish bastard then? 343 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,380 You alright son? 344 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,920 He's got big hasn't he eh? 345 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,340 Mum what's he doing here? 346 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:37,750 I went to see you and your sister 347 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:42,450 - Mum what's he doing here? - Alright listen calm down 348 00:24:42,620 --> 00:24:43,600 No shouting at your mother 349 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,380 - There's a good reason to start shouting - I don't know what you were expecting Joe 350 00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:48,580 Look 351 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,202 Look I'm going to be around for a little while... 352 00:24:50,402 --> 00:24:51,480 ...so you both might as well get used to it 353 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,880 I don't give a shit Mum he ain't stopping fucking here 354 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,280 - you're right he's not stopping here - Just calm down.. 355 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,020 - You're not stopping here Joe - Fuck off! 356 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,030 What the fuck are you standing up for? 357 00:25:07,010 --> 00:25:08,800 You want to clock me one? Would it make you feel better? 358 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,380 Fuck off out of the house. When I come back I want you out 359 00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:22,680 Ladine 360 00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:28,650 What are you doing here? 361 00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:32,250 I just wanted to tell you that I'm really sorry about today 362 00:25:32,450 --> 00:25:34,480 Forget about it, it don't matter. I'm not bothered. 363 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,600 You know I really didn't want to get you in trouble with your boss 364 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,640 It's fine 365 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:41,330 I've forgiven the kids 366 00:25:41,810 --> 00:25:43,130 Will you forgive me? 367 00:25:43,330 --> 00:25:45,940 Yeah. I don't see why not. 368 00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:49,200 - I got you some presents - Can I have them then? 369 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,060 - You can't have them yet - Why? 370 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:54,940 Will you go out with me please, just as a way of saying sorry 371 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,100 - I suppose - Will you? 372 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:01,500 - Yeah I will - We could go for a chuckle burger 373 00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:04,210 - Then we could go for a drink or something - Yeah that's fine whatever 374 00:26:04,410 --> 00:26:07,360 - You're not going to walk home in the rain are you? - Yeah I'll be fine 375 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,730 - Let me give you a lift I'm only parked up here - Are you sure? 376 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,530 - Honestly - Go on then 377 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,940 - Special flowers them... - Are they? 378 00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:17,380 Yeah you can only pick them in highland 379 00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:28,640 Who let you in? 380 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:33,670 - No need to look like that - Shut up 381 00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:36,090 What's up? 382 00:26:39,260 --> 00:26:41,620 My freaking Dad's come back hasn't he 383 00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:42,860 You're Dad? 384 00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:46,420 Yeah and I went ballistic at him and all 385 00:26:47,010 --> 00:26:48,850 What's he come back for? 386 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,490 How the fuck am I meant to know? 387 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,100 I'm sorry 388 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,450 - Shit - Look I don't want to see him can I stay here tonight please? 389 00:26:58,610 --> 00:27:00,000 Yeah but... 390 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,620 ...I've only got a couple of pillows 391 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,840 You'll have to get a sleeping bag or something 392 00:27:04,930 --> 00:27:06,490 Or bring your coat around 393 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,160 Either that or you can share the bed with me and I don't think you'd want to do that 394 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,900 No I don't want to do that 395 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,440 God man cheer up. I know he's around but... 396 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,930 ...you know. 397 00:27:18,330 --> 00:27:19,710 Of course you can stay 398 00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:48,760 - Been a nice night hasn't it? - I enjoyed it 399 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,515 Been lovely really hasn't it? 400 00:27:50,715 --> 00:27:53,880 Yeah but I'd better get in Because I work and that so.. 401 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,580 Will you kiss me please? 402 00:27:55,810 --> 00:27:57,720 It's the first date and you're asking me to kiss you? 403 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,120 I know it's a bit forward and that but I'd just like to kiss you 404 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,710 Before you say no let me just say this thing to you then 405 00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:10,050 One beat.. two beat.. three beat.. Sugar beet 406 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:15,720 Four beat.. five beat.. six beat.. Weet-a-beet 407 00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:20,850 Seven beat.. eight beat.. Nine beat.. heart beat 408 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:25,140 My heartbeat. My heart is beating for you. 409 00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:27,430 It's nice isn't it 410 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,280 Will you kiss me now then please? 411 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,640 No I've really got to get in 412 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,820 - I ain't going to bite you am I? - I know you're not 413 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,020 Go on then 414 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,560 * Jeering * 415 00:28:50,850 --> 00:28:51,850 Go on Morrell! 416 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,050 Oi steady on! 417 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,050 - So it went well with you and Morell last night? - No 418 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:16,320 - Very romantic - For a start right he's on dole 419 00:29:16,350 --> 00:29:17,720 He's a weirdo. I just felt sorry for him. 420 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,730 You're just being mean now. He really likes you as well. 421 00:29:20,930 --> 00:29:22,460 Romeo you'll understand one day 422 00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,160 What's that meant to mean? 423 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,850 Oh God Romeo! I'm just not interested... 424 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,805 - He's just a bloody gizzoid alright - That's a cheap shot. Why the hell did you kiss him? 425 00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:34,610 Because I felt sorry for him! You know if Patty Dawes asked your to kiss her would you? 426 00:29:34,810 --> 00:29:35,810 No you wouldn't exactly! 427 00:29:36,010 --> 00:29:40,510 No I wouldn't because she stinks of piss, she has long gums and tiny teeth 428 00:29:58,370 --> 00:30:02,860 I'm killer. I'm Killer. I'm mean. Not all the time. I'm sometimes nice. 429 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,580 ...I eat fresh meat... 430 00:30:25,170 --> 00:30:29,340 I don't know why the government is putting so much money to research these crop circles... 431 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:31,880 ...all they have to do is ask me because I know all about them 432 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,580 - Crop circles? - Yeah. What the aliens leave imprinted in the corn 433 00:30:35,780 --> 00:30:37,970 It's not aliens who leave it! 434 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:42,010 What do you mean aliens who leave it? It's just the farmers having a bit of fun 435 00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:44,380 It's not aliens, it's the gypsies! 436 00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:47,420 Lads believe! Believe! Why don't you believe? 437 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,255 God have you ever heard anything like this Nox? 438 00:30:51,455 --> 00:30:53,770 I have never heard anything like this 439 00:30:53,970 --> 00:30:57,070 Now listen to this. He's got this mark on his head 440 00:30:57,460 --> 00:31:01,310 Five years later he has a child with a woman who he didn't know 441 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,120 And this child was born with the same mark on its head 442 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,650 Well what do you think about that? Sinister. Well it's weird isn't it? 443 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:46,800 I didn't like it when he just started fighting just when you wanted a share in it 444 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:50,210 Okay, I'm sure you're laying that on a bit you know 445 00:32:50,380 --> 00:32:54,940 - What? - Because sometimes I see you and you're not as haunched and struggling 446 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,120 and other times I look at you and you're bent like Quasimodo. So what's your game? 447 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,850 - Nothing - What's wrong with your back then? 448 00:33:01,050 --> 00:33:02,050 Nothing 449 00:33:02,890 --> 00:33:04,620 Is it serious or something? 450 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:08,560 Yeah. You know what's wrong with my back. I've already told you. 451 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,250 I had a bad back man. And I'll tell you something... 452 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:13,320 ...my back was bad.. 453 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,970 If you had what I had, you wouldn't even leave the house. 454 00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:17,480 But I left the house. 455 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,610 It was so bad I broke it in 4 or 5 different places 456 00:33:20,810 --> 00:33:23,440 I broke it.. near my arse 457 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:34,360 I'll have 3 giant choccy cones please my man 458 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,770 Tell me something man... serious. 459 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:42,760 What was the score the other day? With Ladine and that fucking track suit? 460 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,930 - What do you mean? - I mean what was it about? 461 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:50,050 - Nothing. Just bad luck for you - Bad luck? 462 00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:53,000 Yeah. That was what she told me she liked. 463 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:55,250 Yeah well how come when I went in the shop... 464 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,180 ...she just fucking laughed. She didn't like it. 465 00:33:57,290 --> 00:33:59,180 Maybe she changed her mind 466 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,940 I've known her longer than you. She changes her mind quite a lot. 467 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,690 One minute she likes something, then next minute she don't. 468 00:34:07,370 --> 00:34:08,630 I know you're lying 469 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,326 I know she hated them. I know you made me look a right fool. 470 00:34:12,526 --> 00:34:14,570 I just want to know why you did it. 471 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,540 Why did you do it? 472 00:34:16,970 --> 00:34:18,220 It was just a joke 473 00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:20,220 So it was a joke? 474 00:34:20,370 --> 00:34:22,420 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings though... 475 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,260 ...it's alright now anyway. You're with her aren't you 476 00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:26,558 You're going out with her and that 477 00:34:26,758 --> 00:34:28,600 Just tell me something, you did it for who's pleasure? 478 00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:31,620 Her pleasure? Your pleasure? Who's pleasure did you do it for? 479 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,440 No-one's pleasure 480 00:34:34,460 --> 00:34:35,610 You did it for your pleasure 481 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,060 - Tell me! - I didn't 482 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,142 Just tell me the truth. 483 00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:41,290 I'd rather you tell me the truth that it was all a joke for your pleasure 484 00:34:41,490 --> 00:34:45,000 - Would you tell me that? - I didn't do it for my pleasure! 485 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,400 You know you made me look a right fool. Didn't you? 486 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,330 I didn't mean to 487 00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:53,730 Well it wasn't fucking funny was it? 488 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:59,070 Huh? I don't think you know what it means to mess with peoples feelings do you? 489 00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:04,250 Your going to learn your fucking lesson man. You don't mess around with people like that 490 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:05,940 What have I done to you? 491 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:07,700 To deserve that? 492 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:09,010 Fuck all! 493 00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:11,260 Well your little tricks are backfiring man 494 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:14,280 and it fucking starts here. This is just the beginning. Do you get me? 495 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,280 Because it's going to go on and on and on 496 00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:19,600 I'm going to make you fucking know what it feels like now man 497 00:35:19,730 --> 00:35:21,370 I won't stop at you 498 00:35:21,570 --> 00:35:23,300 I'll go into your house, I'll break in 499 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:27,040 I'll get your mammy and daddy and fucking tie them to a chair and torture them 500 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,920 and set fire to them and put this through their fucking guts and twist it 501 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,790 You're going to fucking know 502 00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:43,420 Here you are 503 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,660 - Here you are - Fuck him 504 00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:50,980 - He don't want it, fuck him - I'll have it then 505 00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:55,100 What's wrong with him? 506 00:36:43,690 --> 00:36:45,520 Well out you get rat boy 507 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:48,700 I haven't forgotten about you, you know 508 00:36:48,970 --> 00:36:50,760 Daddy's waiting for you look 509 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,320 - Romeo? - Gavin! Inside now! 510 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:14,920 - Will you go around your house and see if your sister's in? - Yeah 511 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,200 - You don't mind do you? - Nah 512 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,480 - You had a good day didn't you? - Yeah 513 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,500 - Can we go again sometime? - Of course we can man 514 00:37:20,550 --> 00:37:22,200 - Without him - Oh yeah 515 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,970 Come and sit down for a minute 516 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:54,410 I got a letter today from the hospital 517 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,770 Date's come through for the operation 518 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:58,810 Said it's going to be next week, so that's good isn't it? 519 00:37:58,850 --> 00:38:00,850 Get it out of the way, won't it? 520 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,730 Don't I'm trying to eat my breakfast! 521 00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:10,730 Gavin it's alright, you know. I'd be scared. 522 00:38:10,930 --> 00:38:13,120 - Anyone would be scared - No-one said I was scared 523 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,120 I know. I know. 524 00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:22,660 Sandra! 525 00:38:22,860 --> 00:38:23,720 What!? 526 00:38:23,890 --> 00:38:27,190 We've got raccoons or something. Bring us the bleach! 527 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:28,980 You alright? 528 00:38:30,970 --> 00:38:33,220 - I'm getting ready for school - Okay 529 00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:38,880 Congratulations are due 530 00:38:38,970 --> 00:38:43,490 to the middle school girls hockey team who thrashed Haywood school in Nottingham 531 00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:46,060 Shall we give them a round of applause? 532 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:54,040 And Thursday. Non uniform day 533 00:38:54,490 --> 00:38:56,530 Don't forget your fifty pence's 534 00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:00,000 We will be sharing the money out between the up-keeping of Donny the donkey 535 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,640 and Gavin Wolley 536 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:04,320 Now some of you know Gavin 537 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,500 He's about to go into hospital to have an operation on his bad back 538 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:11,880 and we think that it's a very nice idea to get him a gift 539 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,610 - Do you agree? - Yes 540 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:19,240 Thank you. Okay, take it away Mr. Byrne please thank you 541 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,760 Kumbaya My Lord, Kumbaya... 542 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:41,650 Right then, here you are. So that's your syringe 543 00:39:42,410 --> 00:39:46,090 eh, I'll need that.. Dr. Doyle is doing the operation 544 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,000 He'll come in a minute, talk you through, ask him questions 545 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,130 You can hold my hand if you get scared 546 00:39:52,210 --> 00:39:54,040 I don't want to hold you hand 547 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:04,660 Where have you been man? I've been waiting half an hour 548 00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:07,440 She kept me behind asking me questions about me being off school 549 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,440 - Well did you tell him your granny died? - Yeah 550 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:10,700 - And she believed you? - Yeah 551 00:40:10,890 --> 00:40:13,560 - Yeah well then. Did you tell them there's a funeral next week? - Yeah 552 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:15,600 Well there you go there's another day off 553 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,560 - You got to start trusting me haven't you? - Yeah 554 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,560 Get in the van man let's go 555 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:26,130 Don't you think it would be better for everyone if you just fucked off Joe? 556 00:40:26,330 --> 00:40:29,300 Look I ain't had a conversation with Romeo yet and I ain't going anywhere until I do 557 00:40:29,450 --> 00:40:30,840 You're upsetting him! 558 00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:34,780 Look I don't want it that he can't come back here because you're outside 559 00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:37,160 I'll move the van down by the garages but I ain't going anywhere 560 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,450 Fine Joe. Fucking fine, move down to the garages 561 00:40:40,690 --> 00:40:42,720 Hiya Carol, is Romeo around here? 562 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,080 Em, He's not back yet you know 563 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:47,800 He's not coming to the hospital? 564 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,020 I think he's probably make his own way up to the hospital 565 00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:53,810 Right. I'll see you then, ta 566 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:06,020 Hungry I am 567 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:11,250 Will you stop saying, I heard you the 100th time 568 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:18,860 This ain't your flat is it? 569 00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:23,840 Don't go looking in here. I'm serious, don't go looking around 570 00:41:24,010 --> 00:41:25,490 It's my dad's old flat 571 00:41:25,930 --> 00:41:27,250 You depress me now 572 00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:33,260 - I'm sorry man, I didn't mean anything - I know, but I'm feeling down 573 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:37,180 I can't take you're to the hospital, you going to have to get someone else to do it 574 00:41:37,380 --> 00:41:39,810 We're late now anyway, and I'm hungry 575 00:41:40,610 --> 00:41:42,910 Could you make me a cup of tea please? 576 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:46,720 Yeah. Milk and sugar? 577 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,900 Two sugars and milk yeah 578 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,390 I'll put some beef burgers on while I'm at it 579 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,840 You can't get a car parking space for anything 580 00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:15,420 Gavin? 581 00:42:16,010 --> 00:42:17,330 Your Dad's here love 582 00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:21,210 Are you alright son? Is he okay, he looks a bit peaky 583 00:42:21,370 --> 00:42:23,210 No he's fine I think 584 00:42:23,490 --> 00:42:25,040 He does know we're here? 585 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:28,040 - Yeah of course he does - Of course he does 586 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,060 We'll have to stay I suppose 587 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:34,980 What does that mean? 588 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:37,203 When I was coming through 'The Golden Grannies' were on. 589 00:42:37,403 --> 00:42:38,800 I was going to have a look, that's all 590 00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:43,240 - oh Jesus Christ! - Only if he was unconscious 591 00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:49,260 Go in there and tell her something sad about me 592 00:42:49,410 --> 00:42:52,090 Will you tell her how my step mum would lock me in a dark box 593 00:42:52,290 --> 00:42:56,960 Anything! I was dropped on my head when I was a kid. Anything, will you do it? 594 00:42:57,940 --> 00:43:00,650 Just do it man, step to it. Make it sad. 595 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,960 Romeo! Misery... 596 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,570 - Hi Romes - Alright? 597 00:43:08,770 --> 00:43:09,770 Alright Romeo? 598 00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:14,520 Before you ask, I've got no money. I'm skint. 599 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,370 Look Ladine please 600 00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,770 Please, give him another chance 601 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,220 Romeo, don't start. I'm not interested 602 00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:27,200 - Come on please, do it for me - I'm not going to discuss it in here 603 00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:29,780 His Mum dropped him down the stairs when he was a baby 604 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:31,400 The boy is doing good... 605 00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:33,150 ...come on boy. 606 00:43:34,410 --> 00:43:36,440 That's it, that's it. Easy. 607 00:43:36,690 --> 00:43:38,940 Smooth, nice and easy. 608 00:43:39,990 --> 00:43:43,440 His step Mum used to sleep with him! Please do it for me. 609 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:46,530 Please God 610 00:43:50,030 --> 00:43:51,320 What's she say? 611 00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:55,600 - She says she'll think about it - Ah, I knew it 612 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,150 I fucking knew you'd do it. I knew it! 613 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:06,010 Bill! 614 00:44:18,290 --> 00:44:20,720 Will you just sit down 615 00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:25,270 Why didn't you bring Romeo? 616 00:44:25,470 --> 00:44:29,250 Your dad went to see him, but they're having a few problems.. 617 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:31,020 What?! 618 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,020 - Which side is your liver on? - What are you talking about? 619 00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:35,250 Oh mother 620 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,010 - How long are you staying? - Oh not long now 621 00:44:39,490 --> 00:44:42,760 Go on then. Just go bloody watch it! 622 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,980 Ow man! What're you trying to do? 623 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:28,320 You're trying to aim for my liver 624 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,800 What's the matter with you? 625 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Sorry 626 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,800 How long do people normally visit you for? 627 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,300 An hour 628 00:45:39,950 --> 00:45:45,000 To become a warrior is a very serious business. You're not born it 629 00:45:45,630 --> 00:45:50,400 Well you could be born it. But you still have to work hard at it. Do you get me? 630 00:45:54,050 --> 00:45:55,890 And how long have I been here? 631 00:45:58,430 --> 00:46:02,180 A world record time - thirteen minutes 632 00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:09,290 Very good. You're almost too good man. You're frightening me. 633 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,640 - Down a bit - Not so hard eh? 634 00:46:15,470 --> 00:46:17,930 I'm not fucking playing anymore... 635 00:46:18,130 --> 00:46:19,930 ...I told you not to do it hard didn't I? 636 00:46:20,130 --> 00:46:24,020 - Oh come on man - No I said it! I told you not to, and you done it 637 00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:44,810 The old kid with a broken heart 638 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,700 Easy you're depressing me 639 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:52,170 She's been keeping him waiting for ages 640 00:46:54,370 --> 00:46:57,600 She'll be down in a bit. Bloody hell, calm down 641 00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,840 It's too long man I'm just getting worse and worse as I'm waiting 642 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,420 Rome? Rome you got a couple of minutes? I want a word with you 643 00:47:14,730 --> 00:47:15,740 Rome? 644 00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:20,010 Romeo. Two minutes, it's important. Come on 645 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:23,470 I don't think he want to talk to you does he mate? 646 00:47:24,530 --> 00:47:28,630 - Romeo two minutes - You're not even supposed to be in here are you? 647 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,840 - Come again? - I said you're not supposed to be in here. 648 00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,850 Carol don't want you to be in here, does she? 649 00:47:35,710 --> 00:47:38,020 It's not your business, but me and Carol have an arrangement 650 00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:40,112 I can come see my kids whenever I want 651 00:47:40,312 --> 00:47:43,450 Yeah when she's in the house. But she's not here now is she? 652 00:47:43,650 --> 00:47:46,860 So why don't you get to the back door and talk to him there? 653 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,530 I fucking need you don't I? 654 00:47:48,730 --> 00:47:49,890 Jesus Christ 655 00:47:50,190 --> 00:47:53,120 I just don't think you should be here mate. So why don't you just leave? 656 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,420 It's obvious Romeo don't want you here isn't it? 657 00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:59,257 You can leave nicely or you can leave horribly, it's up to you. 658 00:47:59,457 --> 00:48:00,370 Do you know what I mean? 659 00:48:00,570 --> 00:48:04,610 - Sorry? - Do you want to go nicely or would you like to go horribly? 660 00:48:04,990 --> 00:48:07,110 - What are you laughing at? - Are you going to throw me out? 661 00:48:07,310 --> 00:48:09,660 If I have to yeah, I will throw you out 662 00:48:10,290 --> 00:48:12,380 You're fucking priceless you are! 663 00:48:13,970 --> 00:48:16,350 This is the first time anyone made me laugh in months 664 00:48:16,510 --> 00:48:18,570 I don't know what's so funny man 665 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:20,020 Listen 666 00:48:20,590 --> 00:48:23,220 I know you're trying to give it large in front of the boy but.. 667 00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:25,020 You know unfortunately 668 00:48:25,650 --> 00:48:27,835 ...I ain't leaving so you're going to have to throw me out. 669 00:48:28,035 --> 00:48:31,375 Romeo. Just grab your bag and you can come stay with me 670 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,040 You don't have to stay with this fucking douche 671 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,150 Just get your bag and stay with me 672 00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:38,060 What you doing hanging around with a prick like him for eh? 673 00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:40,100 - What did you call me? - A prick 674 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:41,240 Oh did you? 675 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,680 What are you calling me naughty names for? I didn't do anything to you 676 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,060 - No I was just waiting for you to throw me out - Are you? 677 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,880 - Yeah - Why don't you just go nicely before things get really dark 678 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,700 What are you laughing for? 679 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,297 Go on throw me out. Let's see things go really dark. 680 00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:57,090 I can't wait to see things get dark. 681 00:48:57,290 --> 00:48:59,180 Do you think that I'm frightened because you're a big fella? 682 00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:01,320 No obviously not. Obviously you are a big tough guy 683 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,110 - I've fucking ate bigger corn flakes man - Well do it then 684 00:49:04,310 --> 00:49:05,970 Take it it ain't made you know 685 00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:07,120 - What with children in the house? - Listen.. 686 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,300 ...a word of advice. 687 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,306 If you're going to call a fight you'd better go through with it. 688 00:49:10,506 --> 00:49:11,480 Otherwise you're going to get hurt 689 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,560 Oh yeah? 690 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,040 - What you're going to hurt me are you? - Listen.. I know your game 691 00:49:15,170 --> 00:49:16,560 You think I don't know your game? 692 00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:19,260 - What's my game then? - You some sort of mental deficient upstairs? 693 00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:22,450 What you doing hanging with kids who are 10 years younger than you? 694 00:49:22,650 --> 00:49:24,490 What's the matter, you don't hang around with people your own age? 695 00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:26,930 What? Do they take the piss out of you? Do they all laugh at you? 696 00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:30,000 I bet they think you're fucking hysterical don't they? 697 00:49:30,130 --> 00:49:32,960 Or did you get bullied at school? Or are you just a fucking nonce? 698 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,020 - Fuck off - Come near my family I'll fucking bury you! 699 00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:38,020 What the fuck is going on? 700 00:49:38,990 --> 00:49:40,690 It's alright Ladine I'm not going to kick off 701 00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:42,980 - I'm not going to kick off - Ladine listen you don't understand 702 00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:44,760 You told me you'd changed and you bullshitted once again 703 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:45,850 You got to let me explain! 704 00:49:46,050 --> 00:49:47,590 Ladine you don't understand 705 00:49:47,790 --> 00:49:49,470 Ladine 706 00:49:50,770 --> 00:49:52,500 Fuck! 707 00:49:57,890 --> 00:49:59,885 I'm not surprised you can't cope living with that maniac 708 00:50:00,085 --> 00:50:02,660 Why don't you just forget about it. It's got nothing to do with you 709 00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:04,990 - just leave it - I was only trying to do what's right wasn't I? 710 00:50:05,190 --> 00:50:07,780 Yeah I know you were but you can see what he is capable of 711 00:50:07,950 --> 00:50:11,930 - I know he tried to strangle me to death just now - Yeah well that's what he's like 712 00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:12,870 Forget it 713 00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:16,320 - Will you come out with me? - I just had an argument with my dad 714 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,890 and you ask me out straight away. 715 00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:20,050 I know but it'll take you mind off all of this won't it? 716 00:50:20,110 --> 00:50:23,620 Yeah I know it will. Just not right now. It's bad timing. 717 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,726 I'm letting your brother stay with me tonight ain't I? 718 00:50:26,926 --> 00:50:28,450 So what's that got to do with it? 719 00:50:28,610 --> 00:50:30,440 Oh will you please? 720 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:32,520 Will you go out with me next week then? 721 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:33,970 I don't know 722 00:50:35,610 --> 00:50:36,750 Oh go on 723 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,610 - Yes okay then - Do you promise? 724 00:50:39,630 --> 00:50:41,010 - I promise - Do you swear on it? 725 00:50:41,210 --> 00:50:43,440 - Yes! - On my life, swear on my life 726 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:44,570 On your life 727 00:50:45,540 --> 00:50:47,480 [wait ill your Mum gets back we can sort this out] 728 00:50:47,530 --> 00:50:50,000 - Come on - I'd better go. I'll see you soon. 729 00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:51,100 See you later 730 00:50:53,260 --> 00:50:55,380 You can explain this to Mum 731 00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:57,850 She's going to go up the fucking wall 732 00:51:18,130 --> 00:51:20,760 So do you mind me coming around here? 733 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:24,290 I'll tell you something now, from the heart 734 00:51:24,370 --> 00:51:26,910 That door is open 24 hours a day 735 00:51:27,140 --> 00:51:29,010 and you are welcome in it anytime 736 00:51:29,050 --> 00:51:32,330 you didn't even have to ask me that. You're welcome. 737 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,800 Thanks 738 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,000 I know what it's like man 739 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,700 when you don't get on with your dad 740 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,250 I had a fucking life of it man 741 00:51:41,370 --> 00:51:45,750 Believe me.. I had things done to me that I wouldn't even tell you about 742 00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,930 I had my head smashed off every fucking wall in this room man 743 00:51:50,130 --> 00:51:51,660 until my ears bled 744 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,220 but I never stopped loving my dad 745 00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:59,370 and giving to him, and trying for him 746 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:03,320 but he never gave anything back. 747 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,720 There's a saying in life Romeo 748 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:13,760 don't know if you heard of it: "Look out for number one" 749 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,760 Do you know what that means? 750 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,400 What does it mean then? 751 00:52:18,590 --> 00:52:23,160 - Don't place your trust in anyone else - Exactly. You don't trust no fucker 752 00:52:23,470 --> 00:52:27,040 Because at the end of the day, you just end up getting hurt 753 00:52:49,650 --> 00:52:51,200 Romeo? 754 00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:54,010 Romeo? 755 00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,280 I know you're there 756 00:53:07,410 --> 00:53:09,370 Oh you tosser 757 00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:14,820 Hello 758 00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:17,270 - Do you want some tea? - No 759 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,180 Where you going? 760 00:53:19,610 --> 00:53:21,990 I'm going upstairs. Where does it look like I'm going? 761 00:53:22,190 --> 00:53:24,341 Look Romeo, I know Morrell is out there waiting. 762 00:53:24,541 --> 00:53:26,600 But I don't want you to go back out tonight. 763 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,730 Why not? 764 00:53:27,930 --> 00:53:31,260 Because I want you to go see your Dad and help him sort some stuff out 765 00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:33,260 How many times do I have to tell you 766 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,010 I'm not going to help him. I'm not interested. 767 00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,600 Look Romeo I'm not arguing with you 768 00:53:38,650 --> 00:53:40,740 I want you to go an help your dad sort himself out 769 00:53:40,940 --> 00:53:42,680 and I want you to go around and see Nok nok 770 00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,170 Why do you want me to go and see Nok nok? 771 00:53:45,370 --> 00:53:47,890 Romeo! He was your best friend last bloody week 772 00:53:48,090 --> 00:53:49,090 And? 773 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,750 Like I said - I'm not fucking arguing with you. I want you to go around and do that. 774 00:53:53,950 --> 00:53:56,180 I'll go and see him when I'm fucking good and ready 775 00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:59,300 You cheeky little bastard! I'll fucking kill you 776 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,650 - You're not too big for a good hiding you know - What's you're problem? 777 00:54:01,850 --> 00:54:03,890 What are you fucking laughing.. Do you find this funny? 778 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:06,900 I'll fucking kill you, you little shit. Get out! 779 00:54:08,260 --> 00:54:14,100 [muffled arguing] 780 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,240 What's all the noise about man? 781 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:29,500 Mum's just gone mental 782 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,990 - What for? - She hit me 783 00:54:32,190 --> 00:54:34,480 What'd she do that for mate? 784 00:54:35,370 --> 00:54:38,820 She's saying that I'm not going to see Nox often enough 785 00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:40,820 Listen come here 786 00:54:43,470 --> 00:54:46,125 Don't blame your mum about what's going on 787 00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:48,980 It's your dad getting inside her brain 788 00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:51,680 So don't be too harsh on your mum for it 789 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,570 Don't get upset about it will you? 790 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,260 What does she mean Nok nok. Why have you got to see that moron? 791 00:54:58,460 --> 00:55:02,820 I don't know, she said he's just had an operation and I've not seen him enough 792 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,120 So you got a whack for him did you? 793 00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:16,560 Gavin Romeo has come to see you 794 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,390 Hey Nox 795 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,280 Hey 796 00:55:34,990 --> 00:55:39,260 - Anyone want a cup of tea or anything? - I'm alright thank you 797 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:41,550 I'm alright 798 00:55:43,690 --> 00:55:46,690 Can you come back another time Because I feel ill 799 00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:49,000 - What? - I feel ill 800 00:55:50,140 --> 00:55:51,520 Are you alright love? 801 00:55:54,490 --> 00:55:59,010 Maybe you should just come back tomorrow if you want or something like that? 802 00:55:59,210 --> 00:56:01,460 Are you going to have a little sleep? 803 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:05,580 Alright, it was good to see you Romeo. Thanks for coming around. 804 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,980 - Are you alright love? - I don't want to see him anyway 805 00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:15,450 That's alright 806 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:19,790 You don't have to see people if you don't want to 807 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,260 Are you alright? 808 00:56:23,410 --> 00:56:25,710 Go on you just have a little sleep okay? 809 00:56:25,910 --> 00:56:27,710 See you in a bit 810 00:57:05,230 --> 00:57:10,660 He eats children, and pulls down houses. To add to that he makes the town look bad 811 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,400 Happy is a word nobody knows 812 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,850 we've never been shown in films or shows 813 00:57:16,050 --> 00:57:19,330 Because in this land Happy is a word nobody knows 814 00:57:20,830 --> 00:57:24,900 - I ended it there - This is very good 815 00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,870 The spelling is a bit wrong 816 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,340 you've got an amazing imagination 817 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:54,320 Fucking hell 818 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,570 I am so happy 819 00:58:09,810 --> 00:58:14,380 The French teacher that I have fancied for 10 years is finally looking at me 820 00:58:14,660 --> 00:58:16,400 Couldn't believe it! She's just staring at me for ages 821 00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:20,060 and if she likes me the way that I like her, and I think she does 822 00:58:20,260 --> 00:58:22,060 you get a great basis for a relationship 823 00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:23,400 "Minnie Ms Lumpy" 824 00:58:23,690 --> 00:58:26,700 "Her arms and legs were stuck on the corners of a square body" 825 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:30,410 "And she had a large old face which tilted to one side" 826 00:58:30,910 --> 00:58:33,880 "She had an ungainly movement with her arms and legs" 827 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,220 "She shared a table desk with me.." 828 00:58:36,670 --> 00:58:38,760 ".. so that I noticed them more than the others" 829 00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,560 I like your wallpaper, I used to have that you know.. 830 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:42,760 ...dinosaurs. 831 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,830 Sir! 832 00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,200 It's half past 833 00:58:47,850 --> 00:58:50,020 oh alright, thanks Gavin 834 00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:53,440 See you tomorrow 835 00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:59,610 [I've got a heard of butterflies in my stomach man] 836 00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,570 I feel like I'm going to a title fight 837 00:59:01,770 --> 00:59:04,010 She does like Parker otty aftershave doesn't she? 838 00:59:04,210 --> 00:59:06,510 Yeah God man stop worrying 839 00:59:07,140 --> 00:59:10,090 I'm so nervous you know I can't believe it. Look at my palms! 840 00:59:10,290 --> 00:59:12,090 See you tomorrow morning 841 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:17,540 Here she comes man. Lady of the lantern... 842 00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:24,650 Hang on there love 843 00:59:25,970 --> 00:59:28,500 In you get. Your chariot awaits for you 844 00:59:38,260 --> 00:59:40,370 - Out you get - Thanks 845 00:59:40,570 --> 00:59:41,840 Get under this 846 00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:48,450 Didn't I tell you that tonight was going to be special. Didn't I? 847 00:59:48,740 --> 00:59:52,610 Come on. Come fucking on. What's the matter with you man. 848 00:59:52,810 --> 00:59:54,910 Jesus Christ 849 00:59:55,060 --> 00:59:57,150 You've been waiting 25 years for this fucker 850 00:59:57,220 --> 00:59:58,890 This is the moment of truth 851 00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:04,010 You got to be like a prize fighter. Go in there and take the title. 852 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,780 Just don't let yourself down man. What's the matter with you? 853 01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:11,240 It's there on a fucking plate. There's a whole banquet waiting for you down there 854 01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:12,620 She's a baby chicken 855 01:00:12,820 --> 01:00:17,640 And you're a fox, circling her. Waiting to go in for the kill. 856 01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,700 I can smell it. I can smell it so much 857 01:00:21,790 --> 01:00:25,180 I'm going to have to go down there and get me something 858 01:00:41,490 --> 01:00:43,050 What are you laughing at? 859 01:00:44,290 --> 01:00:46,440 - What are you doing? - What's so funny? 860 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,170 What are you doing? 861 01:00:48,850 --> 01:00:50,440 Fucking tuck into that! 862 01:00:53,340 --> 01:00:54,730 What are you laughing at? 863 01:00:54,930 --> 01:00:59,060 Just put your clothes on, watch this and I'll forget about it 864 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:00,950 It's what you want isn't it? 865 01:01:01,150 --> 01:01:02,830 What are you talking about? 866 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:05,640 Well I thought you wanted to get all intimate and that. 867 01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,260 Well I'm sorry but I didn't realize. 868 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,620 Well can't you just fucking touch it or something? 869 01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:13,390 - What? - Touch it 870 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,690 - Fucking touch it - Touch it? 871 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,580 Come on touch the fucker 872 01:01:17,780 --> 01:01:20,370 - You want me to touch it? - Yeah I want you to touch it 873 01:01:20,570 --> 01:01:21,570 Touch it 874 01:01:21,770 --> 01:01:23,840 Oh you're one of them are you? You're a fucking prick teaser. 875 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:28,020 Why don't you just touch it, come on, finish off the fucking job. 876 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,650 - You're not going anywhere until you touch it - Just move out of my fucking way 877 01:01:31,850 --> 01:01:34,760 Fucking touch it I'm not touching it just get out of my way 878 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,690 A fucking pervert, that's what you are 879 01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:42,940 Ladine I'm so sorry 880 01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:45,490 It was a joke, it was all a joke! 881 01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:47,870 Oh please Ladine 882 01:01:48,180 --> 01:01:49,180 Oh Ladine! 883 01:02:29,810 --> 01:02:33,410 So, are you still talking to him? 884 01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:34,980 Of course I am 885 01:02:37,950 --> 01:02:42,460 You just have to give Romeo a bit of time because he's just not interested anymore 886 01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:44,090 I don't blame him 887 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,900 I don't blame him at all 888 01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:50,660 I don't blame either of you 889 01:02:51,810 --> 01:02:54,020 Look I've got to get going alright? 890 01:02:54,510 --> 01:02:56,130 Are you alright for money? 891 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,660 Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm fine, no problems. 892 01:03:09,490 --> 01:03:10,620 Take it then 893 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:14,020 - No - Just take it 894 01:03:18,970 --> 01:03:21,320 Look I've got to get going to work now 895 01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:24,050 See you later 896 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:43,720 Morell? 897 01:03:49,340 --> 01:03:50,570 Morell? 898 01:03:59,140 --> 01:04:01,180 What kind of soldier are you, eh? 899 01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:02,830 What kind of a soldier? 900 01:04:03,030 --> 01:04:04,540 Where's your reactions? 901 01:04:05,890 --> 01:04:07,770 How can I rely on you in a fucking battle? 902 01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:10,220 When you run like a frightened rabbit? 903 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,055 You're a disgrace to your unit! 904 01:04:13,255 --> 01:04:14,995 On your fucking feet soldier 905 01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:20,000 - What are you playing at Morell? - You have let me down considerably 906 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,620 - Get the fuck off me - You are no fucking good 907 01:04:22,820 --> 01:04:25,380 You're no better than a dirty animal or something 908 01:04:25,580 --> 01:04:26,960 You silly bastard 909 01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:31,590 Why don't you just piss off! Keep your mouth shut, and only speak when you're spoken to 910 01:04:31,790 --> 01:04:33,900 You're a disgrace, what kind of warrior are you? 911 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:36,030 - What are you playing at? - What would you be like in a war? 912 01:04:36,090 --> 01:04:41,370 - You sound like a fucking maniac - Shut your fucking mouth. Speak when you are spoken to. 913 01:04:42,740 --> 01:04:44,410 I want to see some reaction 914 01:04:44,930 --> 01:04:45,930 Why are you being a dick-head? 915 01:04:46,130 --> 01:04:48,960 - I want to see some reaction - Fuck off! 916 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,700 - Don't fuck with me Morell! - I want to see some reaction 917 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:56,570 Come on show me some reaction, show something. If you want to play rough... 918 01:04:57,180 --> 01:05:00,275 ...and you want to be a man, we'll play fucking rough 919 01:05:00,475 --> 01:05:03,805 Do you get me? We can play as rough as you fucking like 920 01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:06,400 Not such a hard man now are we? 921 01:05:06,610 --> 01:05:08,400 Not so tough and strong 922 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:16,700 Fucking get out of here you useless little bastard 923 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:21,580 I don't want to see your face again. Get out of here. 924 01:05:21,690 --> 01:05:23,300 Go on. Give me some peace. 925 01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:43,050 Show us a trick 926 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:48,490 This ball has a name. It's called Paul the ball. 927 01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:52,400 And... little tap 928 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,360 And he's gone 929 01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,570 Well that's good isn't it? How does it work? 930 01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:30,810 Mind if I come in? 931 01:07:35,650 --> 01:07:41,210 Listen Romeo. I've been thinking. Do you want me to try get your dad to leave? 932 01:07:42,730 --> 01:07:46,000 There's no point really is there. If he wants to be here. 933 01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,660 Well yeah I know 934 01:07:48,180 --> 01:07:51,180 But we can't carry on like this can we? 935 01:07:54,270 --> 01:07:56,730 I want you to stop going up that Morell's flat 936 01:07:56,810 --> 01:07:59,560 I want you to stop hanging around with him altogether Romeo 937 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:02,170 I've heard things about him from Ladine 938 01:08:02,290 --> 01:08:07,020 Well it's not right, a big man like that wanting to hang about with young lads 939 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,970 No need to worry about that, I won't be going there any longer 940 01:08:12,170 --> 01:08:13,170 Do you promise? 941 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,320 Yeah 942 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,600 Oh that's good 943 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,870 Then we can start getting ourselves back to normal 944 01:08:21,410 --> 01:08:22,930 So are you alright then? 945 01:08:24,670 --> 01:08:25,670 Yeah 946 01:08:25,870 --> 01:08:28,410 Right then I'll get some breakfast on the go 947 01:08:28,610 --> 01:08:29,750 What do you fancy? 948 01:08:29,950 --> 01:08:32,260 - Can I have beans and sausages? - Yeah 949 01:08:32,530 --> 01:08:35,960 - Do you want some toast with it? - Seven slices please 950 01:08:36,830 --> 01:08:37,830 Alright 951 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,100 Get in the fucking van you 952 01:09:00,620 --> 01:09:04,290 - Can I just go to school please - Get in the fucking van! 953 01:09:05,410 --> 01:09:08,360 Come on Morell, don't do this. I promised my Mum I wouldn't see you - please 954 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:12,830 Whining like a little baby I never learnt you. Get in the fucking van. 955 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:17,630 Can you see now? 956 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:20,060 What a fucking whore your sister is 957 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:22,520 She's a fucking whore 958 01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:30,760 She's no longer innocent you know 959 01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:36,010 What do you think about that? 960 01:09:55,450 --> 01:09:58,400 Oh Jesus fucking Christ 961 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,400 Nah fuck it pal 962 01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:14,070 What the fuck pal? 963 01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:19,930 What are you playing at? Fuck sake! 964 01:10:20,110 --> 01:10:22,120 Look I fucking done nothing man! 965 01:10:22,910 --> 01:10:25,910 Fucking flash boy eh? Who's a fucking flash boy? 966 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:32,510 Not so fucking smart eh? 967 01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:43,490 Not so big are we? Not a big flash boy are we eh? 968 01:10:43,790 --> 01:10:45,820 Fucking arsehole 969 01:11:17,930 --> 01:11:19,090 Gavin! 970 01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:25,810 Gavin! 971 01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:27,840 Fuck off 972 01:11:37,490 --> 01:11:38,490 Romeo? 973 01:11:40,110 --> 01:11:42,020 What is it? What's up? 974 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:46,410 Is it your Dad? 975 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:48,960 Is it your Dad? 976 01:11:52,540 --> 01:11:53,660 Dad? 977 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:56,760 Dad what's going on? 978 01:11:57,260 --> 01:11:58,400 What is it? 979 01:11:59,450 --> 01:12:01,850 Oh Romeo what's up love? 980 01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:03,580 Mum? 981 01:12:03,780 --> 01:12:07,350 - What's wrong with him? - Come have a drink of water, come on 982 01:12:07,550 --> 01:12:10,590 - Romeo come on tell us what's happened love - There you are man 983 01:12:10,790 --> 01:12:13,580 - I told them you wouldn't leave me.. - Come on get inside 984 01:12:13,780 --> 01:12:15,720 - Romeo come on inside now - Get inside go on 985 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:16,920 Get him in! 986 01:12:17,460 --> 01:12:18,930 You aren't coming in there mate 987 01:12:19,130 --> 01:12:21,350 There's no chance, just go away 988 01:12:21,550 --> 01:12:23,550 - You can't come in - What do you think I'm going to do? 989 01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:26,290 - What do you think I'm going to do? - You're not coming in 990 01:12:26,490 --> 01:12:29,200 - Mum! - Do you think I'd hurt a fucking kid? 991 01:12:29,260 --> 01:12:31,250 Do you? Do you think I'd hurt a kid? 992 01:12:31,450 --> 01:12:33,290 I wouldn't hurt a fucking kid 993 01:12:34,810 --> 01:12:38,270 I wouldn't hurt a kid. I wouldn't touch a baby. 994 01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:40,030 I wouldn't do it 995 01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:47,130 Come on Romeo let's go have a look. You okay? 996 01:12:47,820 --> 01:12:50,300 Alright we'll see you in a minute. Okay? 997 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,520 You still here then? 998 01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:05,500 What will it take for you to go? 999 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:08,140 I thought I fucking put you out 1000 01:13:09,570 --> 01:13:12,680 - I just want you to go - Do you want me to fucking put you to sleep? 1001 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,860 - I don't know - I'll put a fucking hammer around your head 1002 01:13:16,060 --> 01:13:17,590 - Do you want it? - You can't go in there 1003 01:13:17,790 --> 01:13:20,180 - Do you want me to put a hammer around your head? - I don't know 1004 01:13:20,340 --> 01:13:22,470 I'm going to get my fucking hammer 1005 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,470 Bill! Get back in the house! 1006 01:13:34,090 --> 01:13:35,460 Get on your fucking knees 1007 01:13:35,660 --> 01:13:36,699 You can't go in there you know 1008 01:13:36,899 --> 01:13:39,080 Get on your knees I'm going to drive this through your skull 1009 01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:41,130 - I don't want you to hit me - Get down you pathetic prick 1010 01:13:41,330 --> 01:13:44,790 on your fucking knees, I'm going to ram this through your fucking head 1011 01:13:44,990 --> 01:13:46,130 Go on get down 1012 01:13:46,330 --> 01:13:49,200 - He's doing it! Look at you you pathetic bastard. - I just want you to go 1013 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:53,070 Get down. I can't believe you're fucking doing it! 1014 01:13:53,490 --> 01:13:56,550 I'm going to put this through your fucking temple 1015 01:13:59,130 --> 01:14:00,910 Come on then get up. Come on! 1016 01:14:01,420 --> 01:14:03,300 Get up and go dark on me now 1017 01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:06,170 Is that all you got you piece of shit. Get up! 1018 01:14:06,370 --> 01:14:08,160 Get fucking up 1019 01:14:08,260 --> 01:14:11,730 Is that all you've got eh? Get up you sniveling... 1020 01:14:11,930 --> 01:14:13,960 ...fucking piece of shit, get up. 1021 01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:19,070 You fucking bully get out of my fucking sight! 1022 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:27,360 Now you listen to me 1023 01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:30,120 You ever come near my family again 1024 01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:32,945 I'll put a knife straight through your heart 1025 01:14:33,145 --> 01:14:35,520 and fucking kill you. Do you understand me? 1026 01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:36,710 Do you understand me? 1027 01:14:36,910 --> 01:14:38,290 Now fuck off! 1028 01:14:48,610 --> 01:14:49,930 You alright Bill? 1029 01:15:04,930 --> 01:15:07,450 You sure you're alright, take deep breaths 1030 01:15:07,650 --> 01:15:09,380 Got any brandy in the house? 1031 01:15:14,380 --> 01:15:17,440 - He's alright, he needs a brandy - Yeah good idea 1032 01:15:18,210 --> 01:15:19,550 Bill? 1033 01:15:27,970 --> 01:15:29,720 Do you want to come inside? 1034 01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:37,280 Come in and see if Romeo is alright 1035 01:15:39,940 --> 01:15:41,950 I'm having my cast off next week 1036 01:15:42,730 --> 01:15:44,990 Yeah your mum told me 1037 01:15:46,270 --> 01:15:48,870 Can I come to the hospital with you please? 1038 01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:53,700 Yeah 1039 01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:55,900 Yeah 1040 01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:57,220 I suppose so yeah 1041 01:15:57,740 --> 01:15:59,120 Thanks Nox 1042 01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:05,620 I'm going to be a magician 1043 01:16:07,610 --> 01:16:08,610 Oh yeah 1044 01:16:12,980 --> 01:16:13,980 Yeah 1045 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:17,730 Oh yeah the school sent you all that magic stuff didn't they? 1046 01:16:17,930 --> 01:16:20,510 Yeah it's semi professional 1047 01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:21,700 Really? 1048 01:16:22,170 --> 01:16:23,530 Yeah and you know my Dad? 1049 01:16:23,730 --> 01:16:25,900 He's going to build me a table for it as well 1050 01:16:26,060 --> 01:16:28,340 You know - a stand type thing 1051 01:16:30,170 --> 01:16:31,860 If you want I can... 1052 01:16:32,780 --> 01:16:34,870 ...pop around after school tomorrow. 1053 01:16:35,070 --> 01:16:37,160 If it's alright with you and... 1054 01:16:38,690 --> 01:16:40,820 ...you could show me some tricks. 1055 01:16:41,580 --> 01:16:42,880 If you like 1056 01:16:43,340 --> 01:16:44,990 It should be okay 1057 01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:48,065 I don't need an assistant though 1058 01:16:48,265 --> 01:16:50,170 you'd just have to be a helper 1059 01:16:52,050 --> 01:16:55,650 All the best magicians have help.. Have assistants you know 1060 01:16:56,690 --> 01:16:58,540 I'll have to think about it 1061 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:03,160 - Thanks Nox - That's alright 1062 01:17:03,370 --> 01:17:05,160 It's what mates are for 1063 01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:07,940 So we're mates again? 1064 01:17:08,140 --> 01:17:08,810 Of course we are 1065 01:17:09,010 --> 01:17:11,010 - No messing about man - Yeah 1066 01:17:12,100 --> 01:17:14,570 - I mean business you know - I know you do 1067 01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:19,380 I wanted to come around and say sorry, thanks Nox 1068 01:17:28,350 --> 01:17:30,670 I can smell something cooking you know 1069 01:17:31,340 --> 01:17:35,470 Bloody hell I haven't eaten for weeks and for about an hour 1070 01:17:35,670 --> 01:17:37,470 I can't smell nowt [nothing] 1071 01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,040 God I'm so hungry 1072 01:17:40,930 --> 01:17:44,030 - Are you ready? - Yes 1073 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,810 Magic and mystical brilliance 1074 01:17:51,790 --> 01:17:52,810 Let me out 1075 01:17:54,450 --> 01:17:56,690 - Oi let me out you dick-head - Shhh! 1076 01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:00,560 I'm feeling very depressed 1077 01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:01,840 because... 1078 01:18:02,270 --> 01:18:03,270 ...although.. 1079 01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:06,800 ...you know magic is the game 1080 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:08,800 Brian is the name Shhh! 1081 01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,790 I need an assistant 1082 01:18:14,300 --> 01:18:17,940 and not only has she got to be beautiful and 1083 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:22,060 be really brave and brainy and have big boobs... 1084 01:18:22,260 --> 01:18:23,650 ...and a nice arse 1085 01:18:23,850 --> 01:18:26,100 and I've searched everywhere; I've searched France 1086 01:18:26,300 --> 01:18:28,850 and Spain and Germany and the USA 1087 01:18:29,050 --> 01:18:31,600 And I still couldn't find her 1088 01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:34,300 And then one day when I was in the chip shop I found her 1089 01:18:34,430 --> 01:18:37,550 And her name is magical Maggie! 1090 01:18:38,180 --> 01:18:40,260 The door is still locked, come on! 1091 01:19:03,060 --> 01:19:08,490 - Subtitles by Alex I 2014 ~ 1092 01:19:12,860 --> 01:19:15,280 Right you can have one. One. That's it. 1093 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,600 That's all you're having 1094 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:22,160 I think I did very well, as it happens. 1095 01:19:29,090 --> 01:19:31,510 Mum that is trampy! Tell him to stop it. 87658