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One minute to showtime!

AUDIENCE
BroZone! BroZone!

BroZone! BroZone! BroZone!

We love you, BroZone!

All right, guys, we're gonna
open with "Girl, Baby, Baby"

and close with
"Baby, Baby, Girl."

Wait, no,
that doesn't sound right.

Ooh! I got it.
Open with "Baby, Baby, Girl,"

close with
"Baby, Baby, Girl, Woman."

Yes!

We are gonna make
boy band history tonight.

- 510. 511. 512.
- Love it, brother.

I want to see a hundred more
of those by showtime, Spruce.

Those abs need to be
poppin', baby!

Oh, come on.

God, I want to boil an egg
on those abs.

John Dory, do I really have to
keep wearing these things?

Yes, you do, Clay.

They're funderdrawers.

It's underwear but 76% more fun.

Now, let's see
those dance moves, brother.

Fine. Rusty Robot,

into Wiggle Worm,
end on Caliente Puppet.

Yeah.

Bro, you look stressed. Breathe.

Well, of course I'm stressed, Floyd.

It's the first show of the tour.

We have to hit
the perfect family harmony.

We promised the fans.

Okay, calm down.

You're making Baby Branch nervous.

AUDIENCE BroZone!

BroZone!
What? Nervous?

No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

He's not allowed to be nervous.
He's got to be perfect.

Cut him some slack, John Dory.
It's his first show.

Oh, come on, abs!

Hey, Branch. How you feeling?

I feel like I'm gonna barf
and pass out and...

And pee your pants all at once?

How'd you know?

Ah, you got the preshow jitters.

Completely normal.
Everyone gets 'em.

You want to know what I do
when I get 'em?

Barf, pass out
and pee your pants?

I remember that
I'm with my brothers

and that when we come together,

there is nothing
that we can't do.

But no one's ever hit the
perfect family harmony before.

Is it true
it can shatter diamonds?

Yeah. It's that powerful.

All right, boys, just remember,

no matter what you do,
follow my lead.

Or maybe let's just go out
there and have fun together.

It's just so much pressure.

Ten seconds!

A-And what happens
if we can't hit it?

Oh, that's not an option.

If we can't hit
the perfect family harmony,

we aren't perfect.

And if we aren't perfect,
we're nothing.

Just follow my lead,
and the harmony will happen.

Let's bro!

Ladies and gentlemen,
here they are.

The heartthrob.

The fun boy.

The sensitive one.

The leader.

And the baby.

Give it up for BroZone!

Bitty B!

Okay, great.

It's working. Yes!

Come on, guys.

What's he doing?
This isn't my choreo.

Whoa!

Ow.

Whoa!

Gotcha there.
Whoa!

Ow.

Ladies and gentlemen,
please stand by.

Uh, we're experiencing,
uh, some stuff.

Hey. At least we didn't fall.

Whoa!

We fell.

See what happens
when you don't follow my lead?

Dude, that is
exactly what happens

when we follow your lead.

Oh, so it's my fault?
Is that what you're saying?

I know we can reach
the perfect family harmony.

What if we don't want to?

Yeah, dude. This used to be fun.

Now it's all about
being perfect.

You know what?
I'm done playing the heartthrob.

My exquisitely chiseled
rock-hard abs and I quit.

I quit, too,
and you can keep these.

I'm more than just the fun one.

I'm in a sad book club.

Did you know that?
A sad book club.

I'm gonna find trolls
who take me seriously.

Fine. I don't need this.

I'm out. I'm done. I'm sorry.

I'm gonna go hike
the Neverglade Trail

by myself, bro-lone.

Yeah, that's right.

Bro-bro going solo.

YOLO.

Goodbye forever.

Fine. I'm out of here.
Later, losers.

- Same here.
- Guys, please.

Come on.

It's my fault.

I ruined everything.

No, no, Branch,
this is not your fault.

We're not in sync.

We've gone from boys to men,

and now there's only
one direction for us to go:

the backstreets.

But not you, Floyd.

You're not leaving, too.

Not forever. I'll be back.

I promise.

But right now I...
I have to follow my heart.

It's telling me that it's time
to start a solo career.

But what am I gonna do?

Branch, you are gonna do
the most important thing of all.

You're gonna...

take care of Grandma.

Oh, come on, Branch.

Let's play some rummy.

But I won't let you win,

because I play for the money.

You might have to let her win.

Occasionally.

When you miss me,
you can wear this.

It'll be like
I'm right here with you.

And when you come back,
we'll make our hideout.

Definitely.

Wow.
Is that a ten-story waterslide?

Yeah. That's how we shower.

Well, we better keep this
in a safe place.

I'll see you soon, Baby Branch.

Bye.

See you later.

- Branch.
- What?

Oh. Hey.

Are you all right?

You're smiling and crying
at the same time.

It kind of looks like
it's hurting your face.

It does hurt my face.

I guess I'm just
missing my, um...

grandma.

I was just listening
to some of her old records.

BroZone? No way.

I love BroZone.

Really?

I mean...
Really?

I didn't know
you liked them, too.

I don't.

I'm actually hate-listening.

It's a new thing.

My grandma had
very questionable taste.

I mean, just look at
how she decorated this place.

I'm sorry,
but there are some things

that just shouldn't be macraméd.
Am I right?

Uh, kind of seems like

there's something
you're not telling me.

What?

Be silly. No.

Hey, I need you
to be real with me.

It seems like more than
a macramé issue.

If you're having feelings,
you can talk about them with me.

Okay.

You're right.

Oh, hey. Look at the time.

We're gonna be late
to the royal wedding.

- Let's go get married.
- Branch.

What? I-I mean, let's get
Bridget and Gristle married.

Yeah. Oh, 'cause it would
be weird if we got married.

- Yeah. So weird.
- Wow.

- The weirdest.
- Duh.

It's, like, weird
that we're still talking

about how weird it was.

- Yeah.
- It's like 15 seconds later.

- Blech.
- Blech.

- Ugh. Ugh.
- Duh.

Oh, boy, that was
a crazy bachelor party.

Uh, Cloud Guy
don't feel so good.

Yo, looking sick, King G.

You could say that again.

Yeah, it is.

Now let's get this dress right.

Uh, no.

Uh-uh. No, next.

Satin, Chenille.

- Fashion.
- Emergency.

Look at you, Tiny Diamond.

Come on, Daddy.

I'm not a baby anymore.

I'm the cutest
little flower man.

But, Tiny,
you're only a month old.

Ta-tum!

Come on, guys. It's time.

Ooh, balloons!

Oh.

- Bridget.
- Poppy.

You look so beautiful.

Thank you so much
for being my maid of honor.

I couldn't have done this
without you.

Oh, of course, Bridget.

I love you like a sister, probably.

I don't have a sister, so
I wouldn't know, which is fine.

It's something I'm coming
to terms with slowly.

Uh, Poppy, can we maybe

unpack the sister thing
after the vows?

Ah! Yeah, no, of course.

You go get him, girl,
before I do.

Like a beautiful angel
sent from heaven.

Hey, Bridget, you still
have time to run for it.

Very funny, Aunt Smead.

I'm, uh, so glad
you could make it.

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today

to celebrate the sweet,
sweet love of Bridget...

Hey, girl...

And Mr. Yummy-Tummy himself,
King Gristle.

Now, falling in love is easy.

We've all done it.

I've done it a hundred times.

Thousands, even, if you count
that semester I spent abroad.

Stop the wedding!

Uh, Bridget,
do you know this guy?

I can't remember
all my suitors, Grissy.

Sorry. Is this bad timing?

I'm just trying
to find a troll named...

Whoo! Baby Branch!

Uh, you're making a mistake,

stranger that looks
similar to me.

There's no Branch here.

Look at you. You got so big.

You're not a branch anymore.

You're more like a trunk.

- Junk in the trunk.
- Ow.

I bet you
I can still pick you up.

Come on. Ooh, you got heavy.

Aah! There goes my back.

Oh, charley horse.

Oh, God. Aah!

- Two charley horses.
- Hey!

Stop right there.
You put my boyfriend down.

Tell us who you are
and what you want.

- Ow.
- Hey.

What up?

You're right.
Totally rude of me.

Didn't introduce myself.

I'm Branch's brother.

What?

Ooh, drama! Corn me, Dinkles.

Used to be my brother.

Not anymore.

Hey, um, r-remember earlier

when I said you should
open up to me and be real?

- Well...
- You could've started

by telling me
you had a secret brother!

- Former brother.
- That's not how DNA works!

Dad, did you know about this?

What would I know
about secret family members?

Oh, my gosh.
I was being so rude.

I've never met anyone
from Branch's family before.

I'm Poppy, Branch's girlfriend.

Should we hug, fist-bump,
smile and wave for now

and see where
the night takes us?

- All of the above.
- Wait, I know you.

You're the guy from BroZone!

We were just listening to them.

Yeah, BroZone!
Oh, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't tell me.

Um, okay, well,
you're not the heartthrob.

Well, that's your opinion. I...

The fun one?
No, you're kind of uptight.

Uptight?

Mm, not the sensitive one, either.

Okay, a lot of assumptions
for someone

you just met 30 seconds ago.

Oh, oh! I've got it.
You're John Dory.

- The leader.
- The old one.

Uh, sorry to interrupt,
but we lose the venue

- at 11:00, so...
- Shh. I'm trying to listen.

Very hot gossip.

So, if-if you're Branch's bro,

then that means that
all the other BroZone bros

are Branch's bros, too.

Branch, how come
you never told me?

Because it's complicated.

Oh, sweetie.
'Cause you weren't in the band.

Branch was
in the band all right.

What?

No way. Which one was he?

- Bitty B.
- Bitty B?

No, that's impossible.
Bitty B had glasses.

Oh, and a diaper.

A falsetto made of gold.

Not that anyone cared.

But that's all in the past.

Because they stopped
being my brothers

the day they walked out on me
and never came back.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's not fair, Branch.

I did come back,
but no one was there.

It-it wasn't until
I heard about you

saving the world
from the rock apocalypse

that I realized
you were even still alive.

Oh, that's-that's so sweet.

He realized I was still alive.

- 20 years too late!
- Hi. Sorry.

He gets hangry
if he skips breakfast.

I had breakfast.

It was avocado toast
with two poached eggs,

some cayenne for a little kick,

and you know what,
it was delightful.

Branch,
what's going on with you?

The question
we should be asking is:

What's going on with him?

I bet you he's only here
because he needs something.

That's not true.
He's your brother.

Branch, I'm gonna be straight
with you. I need something.

- And there it is.
- Come on, man. I'm trying here.

Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up, Branch.

It's about Floyd.

What do you mean?

He's in danger, man.

I hadn't heard from him
since the band broke up.

Until...

I got a letter from him.

"Dear John Dory,
I'm being held against my will

"by superstars
Velvet and Veneer.

"Come to Mount Rageous at once
and bring our brothers.

Love, Floyd."

I didn't know
where any of you were,

so I went
to Mount Rageous alone.

I found where
this Velvet and Veneer

were performing that night.

And there was Floyd.

Yo, Floyd.

John Dory?

I can't believe it.

I never thought I'd see
any of my brothers again.

I'm gonna get you
out of here, bro.

No, you've got to get
out of here.

You don't understand.

Velvet and Veneer are giant,
pop-obsessed succubi

with no talent,
and they've been stealing mine.

And they'll be back any minute
for more.

What? That's even worse
than lip-synching.

Not my brother. Not today.

John, John, stop.

The bottle is made of diamond,
and there's only one thing

that's powerful enough
to shatter diamond.

Right.

A diamond-shattering
diamond hammer.

- Where can we get one of those?
- No, John.

It's the perfect family harmony.

Of course.

The perfect family harmony.

VELVET
Our voices sound like garbage.

We are dying out there.

What we need is more troll.

Run, John Dory. Save yourself.

Don't worry, Floyd.

I'll be back with the bros.

You have my word!

Floyd.

So you came here
to get the band back together

and sing
the perfect family harmony.

- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, so we can attempt

to sing something
we've only tried once

and failed so miserably at
that we broke up

and never talked
to each other again.

- We are so in!
- What?

Uh, could you give us a second?

Huh?

Okay, what are you doing?

This is your second chance
with your brothers, Branch.

It's not that easy, okay?

You don't get it.
You don't have any siblings.

That's my point.

Branch, you are so lucky
to have a brother to fight for.

I mean, if I had a sister...

it would be so perfect.
We'd be best friends,

and we'd teach each other
things, and we'd never fight.

Poppy. -And we'd always
have each other's back,

and we wouldn't even
have to talk

'cause we'd think
all the same thoughts. -Poppy.

And everyone would ask us if
we were twins, and we'd laugh,

and we'd be like,
"Well, not technically." -Poppy!

But...

if she were ever in trouble,

I would do everything I could
to help her.

I would show up.

Okay, listen.

If there was a brother
that I might do this for...

And I'm not saying there is...

It would be Floyd.

I'm not hearing "no."

- Yes! Works for me.
- Yeah!

BroZone 2.0. BroZone reunion.

BroZone, here we bro again.

BroZone, where'd they bro?

I don't know.
We're gonna find them!

Whoa!

Hey, looks like our ride's here.

Whoo!

Here she is.

Oh, that's coming out
of the deposit.

Meet Rhonda, y'all.
Ain't she a beaut?

- She's, uh, really something.
- Oh.

Um, I guess she likes me?

Yeah, she does.

Or she's marking you as prey.

Can never quite tell
with Rhonda.

Uh, guys, if you don't mind,

I really cannot wait
another minute

to marry this gorgeous specimen.

I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

Oh!

Okay, all aboard
who's going aboard.

Bye, everybody!

We're getting the band
back together.

- Bye, Poppy.
- Bye-bye, now.

Bye, Poppy.

Have fun, you crazy kids.

Have an awesome honeymoon!

Thanks, Poppy.

- I love you guys!
- Peace out, Poppy.

See you later, Poppy.

Today, on a very special episode

of The Bop on Top,
we're talking about

overnight superstars
Velvet and Veneer.

So, what do you want to know?
I'm an open book.

Wide open. We're gaping novels.

Okay, well, who are
some of your biggest influences?

Honestly, Vel's always been
my inspiration.

My biggest inspiration? Hmm.

I'd have to go with also me.

Well, one thing's for sure,

after two months on the scene,
the superstar duo

will receive the prestigious
Lifer Award.

That's celebrating
a lifetime of achievements.

Be sure to catch
their performance this weekend

at the Rage Dome.

Last question:
How do you guys stay

the biggest superstars
Mount Rageous has ever known?

- What's your secret?
- Secret?

We don't have a secret.

Who said we have a secret?

What my calm,
casual-sounding brother means

is it's simple, really.

It just takes lots of hard work
and loads of natural talent.

If we're gonna make it
through the Rage Dome show,

we're gonna need more troll.

Crimp, what are you doing?

Why are you always hovering?

Uh, I'm standing.

Well, be a good little assistant
and go stand in the corner.

Oh, yes.

Um, oh, dear.

I think this is
kind of a c-corner.

Okay, I cannot with her.

- It's really too much.
- Whew.

Well, time for a spritz.

No, please. I barely have
any talent left to give.

I mean, maybe, like,
a desperate Christmas album

or a one-off national anthem
performance, but that is it.

Oh, really? You don't wanna?

Okay, that's fine.

We'll just kiss
our careers goodbye

and focus our efforts
on charity. -

Good one.

That's more like it.

We're so close
to having everything

we always knew we believed
we deserved to have.

Veneer, what's with your vibe
and your face?

Why do you have
resting-moody-vibe face?

No, I know
we've deserved to be famous

just 'cause we want to,
but honestly,

that dude looks rough.

He's fine.
And he's getting pale.

And not in, like,
a stunning Victorian way.

Don't you see what you're doing?

You're literally sucking
the life out of me.

Ugh. That's what I tell Crimp
every day.

What are we gonna do?

We obviously can't rely
on this troll

to get us through
this dress rehearsal,

let alone the Rage Dome show.

It's all going to change
as soon as we have BroZone.

BroZone?
Yep.

I forged a letter

begging for them
to come and save you.

I love me.

No! You leave my brothers alone.

Ugh.
I'm exhausted by this drama.

Hey, do you want
to go buy a yacht?

Oh, good idea.

Let's buy matching yachts.

Your ukulele skills
are improving.

Thank you.

Operation Family Harmony

is on and poppin'!

- What?
- What? Oh, nothing.

I just... Well,
if I didn't know any better,

I'd-I'd almost say
you were excited.

Uh, it has nothing to do
with my brothers.

TINY DIAMOND
All right. All right.

Tiny, Branch, Poppy

- and this random dude...
- What?

On another musical adventure
filled with heart, hilarity

and happiness.

Tiny! What are you doing here?

Well, Aunt Poppy,
for your information,

I am no longer a baby.

I am a big boy now.

And I'm on
a man-sized rite of passage

to learn lessons of life,
courage and maybe love.

Aw.

Uh, should we be letting
a baby drive?

Not to worry, fellow grown-up.

I have procured
my learner's permit.

Who is Adulty McManface?

The better question is:
Are you a narc?

What? No. No.

Why? Are you?

Enough chitchat,
Adulty McManface. Step on it!

Okay, guys, where was I?

We got to find our brothers
and fast.

But don't worry,
old Branch has got it handled.

All we have to do
is follow the clues.

Wow. Check out your old outfits.

Puffy jackets?

Puka shell necklaces?
Denim tuxedos?!

Branch, did you have
frosted tips?

Yeah. It was an era.

Uh, don't forget his perm.

No way.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Aah! Look at you!
You were so cute.

I love it.

Uh, but we had to pull the plug

when he tried to frost his perm.

It was an era!

- Tragic.
- Whew.

While you two are
strolling down memory lane,

I'll work on finding Spruce.

I'm gonna need copies
of that pic... wallet size.

Listen, baby brother,

we don't need your little board
to find Spruce.

- It's not little.
- Because I got this.

Ha! Booyah.

A postcard that says
"wish you were here"?

That's it?

It's not even signed.

It's definitely Spruce.

I mean, he's the only one I know
who talks that way.

There's no return address.
It's blank.

This could be from anywhere.

We can't find Spruce with this.

Yeah, we can!

All we have to do
is find this sunset.

Liking that optimism,
Poppy Seed.

Branch, one word: keeper.

Hey, man, I know about
being treated like a baby.

But while it's just
the two of us,

you want some of this?

Nah. Thanks, man.

I-I can't get back
on that train.

Suit yourself.

I mean, hey, look at this.

We're never gonna find Spruce
with this.

I bet this sunset
doesn't even exist.

Oh, hot dog!

Ah, man.

Of course.

Hey, guys.
You're gonna want to see this.

I knew we'd find it.

Spruce must be on that island.

Whoa! Easy there, goggles.

All right, y'all.

- Let's mobilize.
- Yeah!

Pedal to the metal, JD.

What are you doing?

Worry not, friends.

Rhonda here's
completely waterproof.

Oh, Grissy, this is
the most romantic honeymoon

I've ever been on.

Ever.

Whoo!
It is a night of surprises.

Whoa!

To the water park!

Woo-hoo!

Good old Rhonda.

Completely waterproof, huh?

So, um, John Dory,
who wrote that song

"Girl, I Love Your Love, Girl"?

- I did.
- Cool.

Who wrote, um, "Girl,
You Break My Heart, Girl"?

- I did.
- So cool.

Who wrote
"Girl, I Love Your Love, Girl,

"You Break My Heart, Girl,
I Still Love You,

"But I Seriously Think
We Should Have a Talk

About Our Relationship, Girl"?

- Oh, that was Branch.
- Shut up!

That was my favorite
BroZone song, like, ever.

JK. Also me.

Branch has never written a song.

I was a baby.

What did you want me
to write about, diaper rash?

Okay, take it easy, Bitty B.

Hey, what's wrong?

Nothing. Super happy.

This is our most fun
mission yet. Yay.

Branch, do you know
how lucky you are?

A brother is a friend
who can never leave you.

It's the strongest bond
in the world.

I would kill to have a sibling
to sing with, Branch.

Yeah, well, you can have mine.

Okay. Fine.

Poppy, wait.

Grown-up stuff.

Am I right?

You know, I still got
that thang, if you want it.

Whoa, whoa. Don't be waving
that thing around.

All right, y'all.

We're getting close
to something.

I can feel it.

Whoa. What do we got here?

Hey, guys, looks like I found
some fellow rock climbers.

Hi.

Welcome to Vacay Island,

where every day is a vacay.

Heartthrob.

Oh, yeah. I totally see it.

Cannonball!

Running drinks
to the back two-top.

Hey, Lenny.

- Seaweed floats are almost out.
- Thanks, boss.

Hey, yo, Spruce!

- Spruce, hey!
- Specials are on the back.

Don't order the clams.
Don't ask why.

Fricassee squid
and one jellyfish slider.

- Spruce, wait.
- Huh?

Oh, no. I knew
this would happen one day.

Listen, I know you recognize me
from BroZone,

and I'm happy to give you
an autograph or whatever,

but can you please
be discreet about it?

Spruce, it's us.
It's your brothers.

Whoa.

- Bitty B!
- What?

Whoa.

No tossing, okay?
Too big to be tossed.

The last time I saw you,
you were in diapers.

Diapers. Right.

Wet willy!

Stop it. That's disgusting.

I am a grown-up.

Oh, sorry.

A wet William.

Hi, Spruce. I'm Poppy.
Wow, it's, like...

It's so cool to meet you
or whatever.

Um, this is Tiny Diamond.

Hey, what's up?

Killer nachos you got here,
by the way.

- Yeah!
- All right.

Okay, Spruce. We're here
because Floyd needs our...

Actually, no one's
called me Spruce in years.

I go by Bruce now.

I'm sorry, did you say "Bruce"?

Yeah. I wanted to put the whole

"boy band" thing behind me
now that I'm a dad.

Wait a minute. You're a father?

Yeah. I can't wait for you
to meet everyone.

Hi, honey.

These are my brothers, unexpectedly.

Oh. Oh! Oh, hello there.

It's so nice
to finally meet you.

- Hi! -Hey.
- Hello.

This is my wife
and business partner Brandy.

She is my soulmate.

My very tall soulmate.

But we make it work.

How?

We don't even really know
how it works.

I'm kidding. I'm-I'm not.

I'm... I don't know.

Daddy, Daddy,
can I have a cookie?

Becoming a dad was like a...

like a seismic shift
in my brain.

- Daddy, Bruce Jr. bit me.
- No biting.

Daddy, I don't see how
any government stands a chance.

You're not wrong, kid.

I'm stuck
in this ketchup bottle.

Okay. Gonna handle all of that.

Just give Daddy
two seconds, okay? Love you.

As a dad...

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, guess what!

I have pink eye.

Oh, my. Pink eye.

Oh, !

Look, Spruce,
got to cut to the chase.

We're not here to catch up.

We're here because
we need to hit

the perfect family harmony.

Oh, no. You're still
going on about that?

Hey. Get these guys
their meals to go.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't understand.

It's for Floyd.
He's being held captive.

What? Well, then,
wh-what are we waiting for?

We need to call the authorities.

Hit the perfect family
harmony, ye...

Spruce, it-it has to be us.

Floyd's being held captive
in a diamond prison.

Oh. Well, yeah, you need

the perfect family harmony
for that.

- Exactly.
- Wait. But how?

We've never even come close
to pulling it off.

You do remember our last show,
don't you?

If we practice,

I know we'll be able to nail it.
We have to.

At my age?
I really don't think that...

See, guys?
I told you Dad wasn't in a band.

Oh, I was in a band.
I was in the band.

You ask your mother
if I was in a band.

Oh, he was in a band.

Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!

- Prove it! Prove it!
- Oh, all right.

I'll-I'll prove it.

I'll prove it right now.

Yes! Bring it in, brother.

Branch, get up there.

Go sing with your brothers.

I'll do it to save Floyd
when I have to,

but I'm not doing it right now
just for funsies.

Oh, yeah. Okay.
You're probably right.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You're the one who...
Wait. What'd you say?

No, you're afraid that singing
with your brothers again

after all these years
will overwhelm you

with emotions too powerful
for you to handle.

I-I agree with you.
I don't think you can handle it,

so I think you shouldn't do it.

I think I can handle
singing a song.

Prove it! Prove it!

- Prove it! Prove it!
- Ugh. All right, fine.

But this is more than likely
beneath me.

Yay!

I can't believe this is
really happening!

Ah, yes!

We still got it.

Oh, tell me
that didn't feel good.

I can't believe I remembered
every word and every step.

Looks like your band days
aren't behind you.

Um, Brandy, my love.

So, I know we have
kind of a lot going on here,

but do you think it would be
crazy if I were to...

Uh, leave me here
to manage the restaurant

and all these kids so you can
go on a musically charged

rescue mission
with your brothers?

Yeah. That.

It'd be crazy if you didn't.

You'll never forgive yourself
if you don't help your brother.

And you can cover

when I go on my girls' yoga
retreat next month, all month.

But you should leave now
before you get pink eye.

- Save yourself.
- Daddy? -Daddy!

Gross! Love you.

Quick!

You got this.

Ow! You just burned me.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

Um, maybe it would be easier
if you took your shirt off?

Oh, don't be lazy.

Oh, by the way, you know
that thing you asked me for?

Space from you?

Oh, no.

Yeah, no. Uh, what?

Uh, anyways, uh,
you said you needed a way

to make your smoothies
even fruitier onstage.

- You did?
- Shh. Yes.

That is what I want. Go on.

Well, I had an idea.

Ta-da!

Crimp, honey,
that's not an idea.

Those are shoulder pads.

I beg to differ.

It's a high-powered vacuum.

I finally put that
master's degree in engineering

to good use.

See? You just pop
the grape or strawberry

or blueberry or guava slice
right in here,

and it releases the fruit's
essence through here.

Once you're onstage,
lightly tap this button,

just delicately,
you know, like, once.

Oh!

Oh, my God. Wait. Wait!

You said that
it was for smoothies.

It's called lying, Crimp.
Deal with me.

If you use too much,
you'll kill him.

The plum that I tested
turned into a prune!

I don't want to kill
the little guy.

They're kind of cute
when they're up and about,

banging on the walls,
yelling to go home.

Do you want to lose all this
and go back

to the dark place
where we had nothing?

Please, sir, I want some more.

Girl, we grew up in the suburbs.
Our parents were dentists.

So, how was school today?

Stop attacking me!

Our parents were nobodies,
and we were nobodies.

And when I met you,
you were literally

sucking your thumb
and pooping all over the place.

You met me
when I was a baby, so...

All over the place. It was nuts!

You don't want to give up
all the yachts and the bling

and your illegal pet monkey,
do you?

Okay.
I've made my peace with it.

Great job, Cringe.

You're smarter than I thought.

Now I don't trust you.

That's maybe not
a rational response.

I don't, um... Please don't
put me in the closet.

Now, come on.

We're about to go from stars
to megastars.

Please, Veneer.

It's nothing personal.

I just love my sister
and all my fame

and money and things I bought.

Yeah, sure, dying sucks,

but at least it's for
some sweet bling-a-ding

and some boho-chic
home furnishings.

You get it.

Ow! Ooh!

My Wi-Fi doesn't
work great in the closet.

VELVET

Oh, my kids love these guys.

We're a total Veneer household.

They're the ones who have Floyd.

Ah. It's gonna be hard

to separate the art
from the artist.

DJ That's Velvet and Veneer's

spicy-hot new single
"Watch Me Work."

Catch them tomorrow night
at the Rage Dome

where they'll be receiving
the Lifer Award.

Lifer Award!

Guys, will Floyd even make it
through that show?

Don't worry.
We're gonna make it.

We've been looking for clues
to find Clay.

Oh, I'm sorry. The clue board?

You mean my clue board?

That I made?

- We like the clue board now?
- What is he wearing?

Oh, those are just his...

funderdrawers.

Stinky.

John Dory, I have no idea
why you saved these.

It's incredibly disgusting,
but I'm glad you did.

What? They're memorabilia.

But I will be good gosh darned

if I know how they're gonna
help us find Clay.

Help us, Rhonda!

She's got the scent.

Oh, hey, Tiny.
You see that button?

Uh, yeah.

That beautiful, shiny button?

Oh, you mean the button
that it's taking

every fiber of my being
not to press?

Yeah, I see it.

Press it.

Oh, heck yeah!

Ooh! Let's hustle, daddy!

Whoa!

Whoa.

Hustle!

Wow.

Too much hustle is a thing.

Huh. Look at that.

Are we sure
this is where Clay lives?

Are we sure?

Our GPS is an armadillo bus
sniffing used undies,

so no, we're not sure.

I think this is the place from

every true crime podcast
I've ever listened to.

Halt! Who goes there?

Who dares trespass
on these sacred grounds?

Branch, what are you doing?

Listen, we don't want
any clown-related trouble, okay?

We're just here looking
for our brother Clay.

Wait a second.

You're trolls?

So what? You're a clown.

Oh!

Oh, my gosh.

Hello!

My name is Viva.

It is so fantastamazing
to see other trolls.

Hi. Ha!

So, "fantastamazing" is
my own personal word.

It means, um,
fantastic and amazing.

I used to say "amastic,"
but then I was like,

"Mm, that's not as good."

Fantastamawesome!

That's different,
but that works, too.

Way to make it your own.

Is this how people feel
when they meet me?

- Yes.
- Am I being a lot?

Sometimes I can be a lot.

I'm not sure
we're in the right place.

Course you're in
the right place.

Any troll is welcome here
with us.

Okay, Putt Putt trolls,
lights on for our new friends.

Wow.
Ooh.

Oh, my gosh. Are you guys
hungry? Are you thirsty?

Yes!

Fries? Fries?
You guys want fries.

I am seeing fries.

- Bring out the works.
- Fries!

Milkshakes to celebrate.

Coming in hot!
Whoa!

Whoo! That's better.

Now I finally have some energy!

Did you just braid my hair?

You're welcome.
It looks so good.

I love it!
Wow.

These fries are amazing.

They'd really go great
with a burger.

What is happening?

Yeah, we try not to use
that word around here.

It's just that "burger" sounds
a little too much like, uh...

"Bergens."

We call burgers...

meat circles.

- Clay?
- Clay. Hey, what's up, man?

Hey. How you been, man?

Clay!

Hmm. John.

Wha...

Spruce. What do you know?

Actually, I go by Bruce now.

Bruce. Oh, someone got fancy.

I like it.

Look who's talking.
Is that a sweater romper?

What can I say?
When you co-run a place,

got to flex the drip.

Yeah, I'm the fun side
of the operation,

and Mr. Clay takes care
of the boring stuff.

Guilty.

Whoa! Baby Branch?

- No way.
- Actually, it's Big Branch now.

Or just Branch.

- Branch is fine.
- Come here.

- Come here. Aw, yeah.
- Yeah.

- So, Clay, this is Poppy.
- Hi, Clay.

- So great to finally meet you.
- Whoa!

Can you do the Rusty Robot
for me?

Yeah, no.

I don't do that anymore, okay?

Right. Kidding.
Can you imagine?

I wouldn't just
ask you to do that

after meeting you
two seconds ago.

Who would do that?

Yeah, it's just that
Fun Boy Clay is dead.

Serious Boy Clay only does
the Well-Oiled Robot,

and it is no...

fun.

I mean, that's still pretty fun.

Yeah, same old Clay.

No, that's not true.

If I was still fun,
would I have chosen

the admin building
as my bedroom?

Huh? Huh?

Asking the tough questions, guys.

- Asking the tough questions.
- Oh, right.

Anyway, I can't believe
you all are here.

Wait, where's Floyd?

That's why we're here.

Floyd's been taken prisoner
in Mount Rageous

by superstar singers
Velvet and Veneer...

and the only thing
powerful enough to free him

is the perfect family harmony.

Okay, either they just
made that up,

or I have not been
paying attention.

Well, why haven't you just
called the authorities?

Oh, unless Floyd is being held

in an impenetrable
diamond prison.

Yeah, that.

I'm in.
I'd also like to volunteer

to keep track of our expenses,
just 'cause I think

you're gonna need somebody
to be on top of that.

Yeah, I don't think you'll get
any pushback on that front.

Great, but we need to leave
for Mount Rageous, like, now.

You can't leave now.
You just got here. Come on.

Let me show you around.

Hug time!

Uh...

Yeah, no.

Aw, so cute.

Where'd you get
that hug time bracelet?

My dad gave it to me.

Okay, this is so totally random,

but I used to have one
just like it.

Can I see that?

Wow. It fits you perfectly.

Yeah.

Whoa.

I'm sorry.

What did you say
your name was again?

I'm Poppy.

Poppy?

Okay, um, another
totally random, weird question,

but is your dad King Peppy?

Uh, yeah.

You're...

You're-you're alive!

I'm alive.
This is unbelievable!

I never thought
I'd see you again.

- Again?
- Poppy, it's me, Viva.

Uh...

I'm your sister.

My... my what?

Your sister. Your hermana.

Whoa.
Hey, man.

Am I the only one
without a long-lost sibling?

What do you mean we're sisters?

H-How could I have not
known about you?

I can't believe Dad didn't
tell me I have a sister.

- That is so Dad.
- So Dad.

Aah! I can't...
I can't believe this.

I've always dreamt
of having a sister.

I was just saying this.
Wasn't I just saying this?

This means we can plan
each other's birthday parties.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, and weddings.
- Yes!

My best friend Bridget
just had her wedding,

and it went off without a hitch
'cause I was, like, the best

maid of honor. -You'd be
the best maid of honor.

You and Bridget
are gonna love each other!

Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna love her.
I love what you love.

- Yes!
- Yes!

So, I was thinking about
getting more into, like,

reading short stories and essays
instead of full novels.

- Ooh, I love that for you.
- Yeah.

But, um... but just to
circle back real quick.

I still have a million questions
about what happened.

I used to live
at the Troll Tree.

I was there when you were born.

And you were so cute,
kind of like you are now,

only teensier
and weensier and...

Oh. Do you want to make candy
necklaces that we never finish

because we eat all the candy?

Obviously!

But, Veev,
I'm just gonna need you

to focus here
and-and tell me everything.

Why am I only learning
about you now?

What happened?

We got accidentally separated.

And I've lived here ever since.

The end.

Want to do candy toe rings next?

Uh, accidentally separated?

Viva doesn't like
to talk about it...

It's too painful for her...
But she's been here

ever since the night
of the great Bergen attack.

Viva, are you talking
about the night

the trolls escaped Bergen Town?

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess it was that night.

Not everyone made it out
of that tree.

Some of them got trapped
by Bergens.

They were this close
to getting eaten,

until Viva and some of the
other trolls fought them off.

But by then,

the tunnels had collapsed,

and they were cut off
from the rest.

I kept screaming,
"No troll left behind!"

But when I went back in,
the tunnels had collapsed.

That's when I found
Viva's hug time bracelet.

Viva found this old,
abandoned Bergen golf course

and transformed it
into this troll utopia.

We formed this little sanctuary
of survivors.

I added fire exits.
She added her heart and soul.

I've thought so many times
about leaving, you know,

to look for you and Dad,
but it's not safe out there.

I know I should've told Poppy,
but my heart was broken.

I felt like a failure,

not just as a king
but as a father.

I feel so guilty.

What do you think I should do?

I'm afraid that's
our time for today.

But I just revealed
a major trauma.

Okay. Obviously, this is a lot,

and you should be able to open
up about this on your own time,

but we'll have plenty of time
to work through this

on the way to Mount Rageous.

Whoa. I am not
going to Mount Rageous.

And neither are you, silly.

You're never gonna leave again.

Wait, what was the...

What was that last thing?

Okay, guys,
if we're gonna save Floyd,

we need to get going.

I'll go get Poppy.

No, no, no, wait. Hold on.

There's no way
Viva's gonna let her go.

What?
Wh-What are you talking about?

Like I said, she's got
some stuff going on, man.

If we don't want to get trapped,
we should sneak out now.

Ah, hey, Viva.

What's up, girl?

Viva, what are you doing?

You're not leaving here,
no matter what, because...

because it's just not safe
out there.

You're welcome.

Wait, is this about the Bergens?

Because they stopped
trying to eat us.

That's all in the past.

Yeah, right.
That's hilarious, Poppy.

I'm laughing really hard.

I'm serious, Viva.

Bridget, my best friend
I was telling you about,

she's a Bergen.

Look. Bridget and I do
a million fun things together.

We talk and we play games
and we sing songs

and make up
these really bad dances.

It's a lot like...

Well, actually, it's a lot like
what you and I have been doing.

The world's a lot different
than it used to be.

Viva, look, I used to be
just like you.

I built a bunker,
and I lived in it for years

because I knew it was safe.

And, sure, it-it kept me alive,

and I never had to wear pants,

but I was living without pants.

Does that make sense?

Well, I feel judged.

You don't understand.
I just got my sister back.

I'm not gonna lose you.

For anything.

Clay?

I'm sorry, Viva,
but we have to leave.

I don't want to lose
my brother, either.

Let's move!

No. No, Poppy, wait!

Poppy, please!

I want you to stay.

Viva, I can't do that.

But you can come with us.

And I know you think it's risky,
and maybe it is,

but it'll be worth it.

Family's always worth it.

No, no, no, I...

I can't.

Knock, knock.

Almost showtime.

Ugh. No sign of BroZone?

No, but I have an idea.

We could practice.

I want to be famous,
but I'm not gonna work for it.

Ew.

Come on. We used to make up
little dances together

all the time, remember?

Hip, hip. Twist, flip.

Our dances sucked.

How many fans
do you think we can get

making up sucky dances?

Hey, hello.

Hello in there. Wake up.

Wakey-wakey. Oh.

He's dead? Oh, man.

What have we done?

What do we do?

You remember the goldfish
you had as a kid?

You mean Sparkles?

Mm-kay. Goodbye, little guy.

Please hurry up and flush.

Being this close to you
next to a toilet

makes me uncomfortable.

Wow. I thought ghosts
just floated away.

Well, don't just stand there.
Go get him!

Why does it have to be me?

Because Crimp's locked
in the closet.

Now, go!

Help! Help!

Help me, please.

Help!

Gotcha.

Please, Veneer,
just let me run past you.

You can pretend
you never saw me.

It-it'll be our little secret.

I can't.

I know. Velvet would kill you.

But just because
she's your sister

doesn't mean you should let her
treat you like garbage.

- Doesn't it?
- No.

Sibling or not, you deserve
to be treated with kindness

and to be around people
who would never try

to change the you that you are.

You got him.

Hey, I know I probably don't
say this enough, but good job.

We really make a great team,
don't we, bro?

Now, come on. We should also
probably hire a new assistant,

which feels like a you job.

Crimp! Hire us a new assistant!

I'm on it.

Stop. Stop. Time-out.

Let's do it again from the top.

Spruce, I want some smolder
in those eyes.

Clay, you're being too stiff.
We need some sillier robot.

Bitty B, maybe a smaller diaper.

If this diaper was any smaller,
I could taste it.

That's why I don't wear
one of those.

It's a hard fit to pull off.

Really great note, John Dory.
Super helpful. Thanks. Thanks.

Now I have
a creative note for you.

Stop being bossy!

What? I'm not being bossy.

- I'm helping us be better.
- No.

No, dude, you're forcing us
to be perfect,

just like you always have,

so we can hit
the perfect family harmony.

Yeah, for Floyd.

Is it, or is this all just
so you can tell people

- what to do again?
- Wh-What?

Guys, guys, this really isn't
helpful right now.

Let's all maybe take five, huh?

This isn't gonna work
if you keep on being

the same old John Dory.

Yeah. We've all changed.

Bruce settled down,

Branch is slightly taller
with zero glasses,

and I'm a licensed CPA.

Put some respect
on my name, fool!

Well, I'm not allowed to change.

I'm the oldest.
I had to be the leader.

You love bossing us around.
Just admit it.

Why do you think I moved
to the middle of nowhere?

So I didn't have to be
in charge of anyone.

Four little brothers is
a lot of responsibility.

Why do you think I left?

So no one would treat me
like you did.

You know what, Spruce...

It's Bruce!

Thank you, Clay.

Guys, we can't forget
about Floyd.

Look, Branch is right...
We're here for Floyd.

Let's just get this done,
and we can go

- our separate ways.
- Fine.

Wait. What?

What? The mission's the mission.

You didn't think
we'd all live together

when this was all over, did you?

Singing songs
and roasting marshmallows?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Is that funny to you?

That I might want us
to actually be a family again?

Tiny Diamond, pull over now.

Don't be a baby, Branch.

You're mad at him,

but you guys do
the exact same thing to me.

You all still treat me
like the baby of the family,

but guess what,
I stopped being a baby

the day you guys
walked out on me.

'Cause I had to.

Then Grandma got eaten,

and there was no one else
to take care of me.

This time,
I'm walking out on you.

This is Branch's bunker.

He built this for you guys.

I didn't know.

I guess you never asked.

Wait.

Grandma got eaten?

Branch, wait!

Branch!

Where are you going?

To save Floyd... alone.

I didn't need them growing up,
and I don't need them now.

What-what are you doing?

What do you mean?
I'm coming with you.

Why bother?

Aren't you gonna leave me
eventually anyway?

Everyone else does.

I have been by your side
from the moment we met.

And you've been by mine.

Let's give each other
some credit here.

Right. Uh, I'm sorry.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

And I'm not going anywhere.

Unless it's with you...

to save Floyd.

Tiny! You're coming, too?

Hey, what can I say?

I was moved by Branch's speech
and his sad, sad drawing.

Now, let's roll!

Wow, Grissy.

I've never seen anyone
get kicked out

of a water park like that.

All right, for the record,
it was the waterslide

that ripped off my trunks.

Ooh, so hot.

Wait.

Do you smell...

- French fries!
- French fries.

Ew.

Who goes there?

Putt-putt. Putt-putt. Putt-putt.

Putt-putt.
Putt-putt. Putt-putt.

Are those golf balls?

Putt-putt!

Oh, good. They're just trolls.

Look how cute.

What's happening?

Grissy, I didn't think

we'd both find ourselves
tied up on this honeymoon.

All right, look.

Security is really tight,

so we're not gonna be able
to just walk right in.

You know what that means.

We're scaling the walls.

We're, huh? Doing what? When?

We should plan
to make our ascent

about 200 meters east
of the entrance.

Good thing I brought
extra gummy gloves.

I'm tired. Carry me.

You have to walk
on your own, Tiny.

- You have to be a big boy.
- But my feet hurt.

I don't wanna!

The quickest way in
will be at the roof.

The HVAC system.

Ooh. I love how you say "HVAC."

Thank you.

But we'll have to
bypass the fan blade

so that our "cupcakes"
don't get sliced in two.

Ooh! We brought cupcakes?

- Um, no.
- No. Not what I meant.

It-it doesn't matter.

After that, we need

to cut the power
so we can move freely

through the interior air ducts.

How do you know
which wires to cut?

I don't.
I'm just blasting everything

until something turns off.

Hello?

From there,

we'll have to do some exploring,

but we'll find Floyd
in one of those rooms.

Look. There he is.

Come on.

Floyd.

Branch?

Is it really you?

Yeah.

It's really me.

Wow.

You've really grown
into that vest.

You're a man now.

Oh!

Finally, somebody gets me.

But you need to leave right now.

No, Floyd, it's okay.
We're here to rescue you.

No, th-this is a trap.
Velvet and Veneer, they...

they lured you here.

You got to leave
before they come back. Hurry!

No, I'm not leaving here
without you.

Branch, please.

Do it for me.
We're so close.

I told you BroZone
would show up.

My letter worked. I'm a genius.

Are you sure
you're sure about this?

Oh, no.

Ow! Ow!

It's biting me.
Put it in the closet!

Put it in the closet!

Hello.

- Floyd!
- Floyd!

- Hey, bro.
- Brothers.

It's so good to see you.

We would have been here sooner,

but these guys wouldn't stop
yelling at each other.

Guys, please.

John Dory,
you're the one who parked

in the spot marked
"reserved for BroZone."

Didn't that seem
a little sus to you?

- Oh, so it's my fault?
- Oh, look.

They're even cute
when they fight.

- Boop, boop, boop.
- Ow! Stop!

- Boop, boop, boop, boop.
- What are you doing?

Come on, man.
You're better than this.

Well, thank you.
I really don't see

why you're so upset.

At least we're putting
your talent to good use.

I mean, you're welcome.

What? You're sick.

You mispronounced "Thanks for
not letting our talents

go to waste anymore,
Velvet and Veneer."

Come on. They're waiting for us
on the red carpet.

- Ooh!
- Let's go autograph some butts.

Oh, that's fun.
I'll grab my butt marker.

Oh, it looks like
you need a hug.

Okay, now,
whose sibling is this, now?

PUTT PUTT TROLLS
Bergens! Bergens!

Bergens! Bergens! Bergens!

Bridgey, loving you is

the best thing
that ever happened to me.

Um, would it be weird
if we made out?

Babe, it would be weird
if we didn't.

Wait!

Huh?

Is this you?

Hey.

That's me and my best friend.

Yeah.

Poppy, she... she's my sister.

You're Poppy's sister?

That makes us best friends, too.

Yeah, she told me
about your wedding.

Congratulations.

Thanks, girl.

I think I made a huge mistake.

It's fine.

We're not gonna press charges.

I don't think
that's what she means.

Yeah, no, that's not
what I'm talking about.

So, you're really not
gonna eat us?

No, but I understand the fear.

If you want, I can open my mouth

and you can take
tiny steps toward it,

letting yourself
feel and breathe

your way through the anxiety.

It's called
systematic desensitization.

Ah... ah...

Or I let you go

and you promise not to eat us.

Oh, that's fine, too.

All right, Rageons.

Now is the moment
we've all been waiting for.

Everyone, put your hands up
for Lifer Award recipients,

that tantalizing twosome,
Velvet and Veneer!

I love you!

Thank you.

We love you, too.

Okay, how's my aura?

Confident, yet grateful
to your teachers

and everyone
who got you here tonight.

That's what I'm going for.

Velvet,
can I get a picture, please?

BRANCH Velvet and Veneer!

Give me back my brothers.

Yeah. What he said.

You don't know what you're
talking about, troll.

You're stealing BroZone's talent
because you have

none of your own, you big...
oh, you big phonies!

Okay, we need to leave
right now.

- Follow that luxury vehicle!
- On it, Poppy.

What's up, Mount Rageous?

You didn't think
we were just gonna give you

a boring old stage show,
did you?

That's what we explicitly
bought tickets for.

We're taking this show
on the road!

Oh, man.
I'm trying to get through,

but they got no respect
for the blinker.

Oh! This is too much.

I only have my learner's permit.

Ugh. Tiny, give me the thing.

- What thing?
- You know, the thing-thing.

Come on, Tiny.

Don't do me like that.

Yeah, I knew
what you was talking about.

Oh. Oh, that's good.

Branch, there they are!

Hold her steady, Tiny.

- Branch.
- Hang tight, Floyd.

We'll get you guys out of here.

Oh!

Uh, guys, what does
"end of the road" mean?

Oh, no.

What do we do?

Let's hustle!

Hey, it's Hustle Man.

Can you please drop us off
at that boat down there?

Abso-hustle-y!

Not literally!

Bridget, Gristle,
perfect timing!

We would've been here sooner,

but we had to make
a pickup first.

Viva! You showed up.

Yeah, I know, right?

I'm kind of freaking out
a little bit.

You've got
a really brave sister.

Actually, I've got
two really brave sisters.

Poppy, I'm really sorry
about before.

It's okay.

Our story's complicated.

Who cares if it's not perfect?

As long as we're together.

I should've come with you.
I was just...

Did you just braid my hair?

Yeah. I learned from the best.

Oh, my gosh,
it is so fantastamazing!

Oh, no.
Hold on to your cupcakes!

Hang on tight, Grissy.

Bridgey, what are you doing?

Best honeymoon ever!

Go get 'em, awesome sisters!

Ow!

Viva la Viva, baby.

You guys all right?

Yes, but we're not done yet.

Let's bro!

CROWD We want more!

We want more!
All right.

You guys want an encore?

Encore? Sis, come on.

This one won't even last you
half a song.

Let's just quit
while we're on top.

Just sing, you beautiful idiot.

Floyd will never make it.
He's got nothing left.

Guys, Poppy said
something earlier,

and she was right.

We don't have to be perfect
to be in harmony.

We just have to be
as we are, together.

We'll follow your lead, Branch.

Here we go!

- What?
- Who did that?

Ugh. Come on!

Floyd.

Come on, man, wake up.

Wake up, Floyd.

We need you, brother.

Oh, no.

I-I built the hideout, Floyd.

Except the ten-story waterslide.

But...

how will we shower?

Floyd.

Floyd? Floyd!

No way! Yeah!

Listen up, Mount Rageons.

We are...

frauds!

And we've been literally
torturing little trolls.

We just wanted to be famous.

Honestly, my sister wanted
to be famous,

and truly, I was too afraid
to stand up to her.

It's like I don't even know
who you are.

Yeah, you do.

And you asked me
to change anyway.

Which isn't okay, family or not.

Crimp, what are you doing?

I was just saying
that I had a change of heart.

You also engaged
in troll-napping,

troll torture, fraud.

It's just...

And tax evasion.

I'm gonna have to repossess
your yacht.

Fair enough. Prison it is!

Wow, this is liberating!

So, how you feeling?

Happy, grateful,

and really sorry

that it's taken me this long
to open up to you.

Whoa, TMI!

Boundaries, my man.

That is a lot of feelings.

Um, what just happened?

Oh, that.
Viva just braided your hair.

It means she likes you.

It means I like you!

We're gonna have
the best family reunion ever.

And big, long talk with Dad.

Ha! King of secrets, that guy.

Right? What is his deal?

Oh, he's gonna be
so happy to see you.

Hey, Viva, do you want to make
candy necklaces

that we never finish
because we eat all the candy?

Great minds think alike, Daddy.

Whew, looking good, Bruce.

You bet. Hey, down.

No pulling out
Daddy's chest hair. Ow!

Kids, cover your ears.

You look hot.
Honey, break a leg.

Branch, I'm sorry we didn't
get to see you grow up,

but I'm excited to get
to hang out with you now.

Yeah, same here, Clay.

Hey, you want to join
my sad book club?

It's really cool.

We just sit around
and hug and stuff and cry.

Yeah, totally.

BroZone! BroZone!
What's up?

You got the preshow jitters?

I can't believe that we almost
missed out on all this.

We may not be the new kids
on the block anymore,

but I'm loving
this new edition of us.

You know, I'm really glad

those 98 degrees of separation
are behind us.

Just as long as we're together.

Mm. Hey, you guys
got to try this menudo.

Guys, are we sure
this is the place?

Well, it does match
the postcard.

"Wish you were here"?

Branch is the only one I know
who talks like that.

Oh, here we go now!

That new song is sick, Branch.

I knew you had it in you.

Oh, yeah, thanks.

It's, you know,
just a little something

me and a few of my buddies
were working on.

What?

Hey, here they are now.

What? You didn't think
BroZone was the only band

I've ever been in, did you?

Please.

Now, these guys know
how to flex the drip.

You are so in sync.

Did you hear what he said?

I don't get it.

Hey, Branch,
it's almost showtime,

and I was just thinking
that maybe we could... What?!

Yahoo!

Poppy, I have a small proposal.

Will you...

Join the band? Of course I will.

I thought you would never ask.

You know me too well.

Now get up here
and sing with us.

Viva!

Viva, get up here!
We're in the band!

This is my dream life!

So the nachos was good.
That was a lot of fun.

And then I got to drive the van.

That was cool.

So then we got locked
in the mini golf course,

and there was a giant clown head
that started talking to us, man.

Whew. Too crazy.

But yeah,
I'm enjoying the journey.

I'm enjoying the journey.
I'm growing.

I'm developing.
I feel strong every day.

But, uh, you know, I thought
I was ready to be a man,

but I'm gonna keep it baby
for a while.

How much I owe you?

This is covered
by insurance, right?

No, I'm out of network.

Oh, wow.

It's like sunshine
in my ear holes.