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members
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I'll show you the respects from
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football here's what's happening out
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here here's some images here from the
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past 24 hours this was the scene
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it's where does the crown
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my name is Richard Winford James III but
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my friends
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they call me Reaper Rick
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I'm a proud veteran retired first
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Battalion 23rd Marines
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I'm a cold-blooded killer and a
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protector of the second amendment rights
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now I've seen a lot of crazy things in
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my days
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but this story I'm about to tell you
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it's one of the craziest days of my life
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that's when you go sure is a hoop me and
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him go back many years
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seeing as how neither one of us trust
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the government none we mostly keep in
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contact with ham radio now
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we even set ourselves up with our own
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frequency
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you're on k-flat this year is Reaper
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Rick what's going on there brother
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everything good
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oh yeah man damn government's trying to
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keep that information from going public
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they say they got alien overlords down
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there where they've given them mind
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control technology it allows them to
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read our thoughts wow no kidding either
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you see you see that's exactly why you
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gotta order one of these new devices
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it's designed to block all government
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and alien scanners
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from your mind we're gonna get me one of
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those
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Jam Joe
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Joe cell phone but one of them virtual
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stores
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I know you got a premal account so just
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jump online and pick yourself up he
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calls it the Mind Scanner gamer
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toe jam Joes anything you needed he had
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it and if he didn't have it well you
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didn't need it
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oh I still remember the first time I
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laid eyes on her
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boy
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I knew I had to have her
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because it's better to have it not need
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it
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than need it and not have it you
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you are
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package has been confirmed hey thanks
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bro just got mine ordered
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oh
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God damn it son of a [ __ ]
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you know I got a lot of crazy friends
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with all kinds of crazy stories
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government conspiracies alien abductions
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but this story I'm about to unfold just
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about Takes the Cake
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right now as we speak is
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alien overlords they got to our
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politicians CEOs and all the bigwigs
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that control our infrastructure we're in
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the last days my friend doomsday
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prepping is a way to get away
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thank you
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this right here this is one of many ammo
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cases I have hidden around my land you
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just never know when the government's
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going to get a little handsy
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now
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damn it Squints now I gotta take a piss
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Ed
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and that's right about when things
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started getting just a little bit funny
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now here in the country we're no
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strangers to a little wind
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but this storm brewing up from the East
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like nothing I've seen in years
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I remember looking up in the sky
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and then clouds they just looking angry
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damn near blooming right away
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man it was Unreal that storm moved in
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less than a minute swallowed out my
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whole land
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meanwhile I'm limping around with
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Sergeant rap dude
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but I guess that's just how it goes
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sometimes
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County consists of warm temperatures
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this afternoon with mostly clear skies
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clear skies my ass
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an hour out of the Southwest hey squinny
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you getting any weather by you
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20.
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the whole phone this damn thing
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what in the hell
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was that about
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who is it
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identify yourself
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foreign
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all right
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what the hell are you
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what do you want
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oh
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sweet come here they found me I don't
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know how but they found me come here I
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need to back up God damn it
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holy sweet [ __ ]
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oh God these goddamn alien overlords
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good afternoon
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squiny
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he's trying to scan my brain
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oh
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I see you little bastard
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[ __ ]
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ah what the hell
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come on
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come and get me demon
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um
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I hear you out there you alien [ __ ]
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hey
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thank you
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sweetie can you hear me if you can hear
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me I can't kill this damn thing oh [ __ ]
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all right you alien scum
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come on
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Bring It On
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oh [ __ ]
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now almost about a thousand rounds at
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that little son of a [ __ ] no matter how
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hard I tried I couldn't hit him
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now I like to consider myself a pretty
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good shot
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I could take the Wings off a flat 90
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yards
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I'm starting to think toe jam Joe is
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running them cheap rounds on me again
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you know I was damn near ready to give
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up
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little Reaper Rick
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and one more trick up his sleeve
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you better run it hard now you son of a
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[ __ ]
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foreign
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foreign
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all right
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you win
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you ain't taking me alive
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facial recognition has been authorized
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your package has been confirmed thank
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you for shopping with Amazon
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distribution
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we greatly appreciate your business
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it couldn't be
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oh
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please take the online survey then to
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your registered email and leave a
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comment on how you like our new drug
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delivery program your feedback is
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important to us
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have a nice day
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trust me if there is one thing they
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didn't want
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it would be my feedback
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well I felt like a horse's ass
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a damn delivery drone
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ain't that about a [ __ ]
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foreign
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that's just how it goes sometimes
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bro
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[Applause]
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thank you
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thank you
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