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COME ON, DAVID,
IT'S MY FIRST MOVIE.
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THE STUDIO WANTS YOU TO DO IT.
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I WANT YOU TO DO IT.
YOU GOTTA DO IT!
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MARCUS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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I PROMISED THE KIDS THAT
MY PLACE WAS HERE WITH THEM.
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OKAY, GUYS?
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HONEY, DOING
A SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER
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HAS BEEN YOUR DREAM.
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EVERY TIME WE SEE ONE,
YOU ALWAYS SAY
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IT WOULD BE
BETTER WITH YOU IN IT.
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WE ALL KNOW THAT ANY MOVIE
WITH ME IN IT
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WOULD BE A BETTER MOVIE.
THAT'S JUST SCIENCE.
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BUT, DADDY, YOU COULD BE
IN A MOVIE.
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JUST LIKE {\an8}KUNG FU PANDA
OR MORGAN FREEMAN.
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GUYS, DAD HAS MADE
HIS DECISION.
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HE'S STAYING WITH US.
RESPECT IT.
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- THANK YOU, EMILY.
- CO-STARRING TEEN HEARTTHROB
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NICK BANNER.
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NICK BANNER? DAD!
HE'S THE BEST ACTOR EVER!
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YOU HAVE TO DO THIS!
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IMAGINE IF I GOT A SELFIE WITH
HIM LOOKING AT ME ADORINGLY.
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HE'S NOT THAT GOOD
OF AN ACTOR.
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LOOK, YOU GUYS, I'M NOT
GONNA GO TO NEW YORK
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AND FILM A MOVIE
FOR FIVE WEEKS WITHOUT YOU.
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FIVE WEEKS?
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I MEAN, FIVE WEEKS?
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MAYBE WE CAN
GO WITH YOU.
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OH, WE CAN GO WITH YOU?
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I MEAN, WE CAN GO WITH YOU?
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COME ON, MAN. YOU CAN EVEN
TAKE THE KIDS TO THE SET!
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YEAH, DAD! YOU WON'T
EVEN KNOW WE'RE THERE.
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- COME ON!
- WE'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
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- YOU HAVE TO DO THIS!
- WHOA, WHOA.
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FIRST OF ALL, ON A MOVIE SET,
YOU'VE GOT TO BE QUIET.
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WE'D HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
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YOU GOTTA DO THIS!
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THERE'S ALSO A ROLE FOR AMY!
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LOOK, THE STUDIO WANTS ME
TO REWRITE THE ENDING
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WHILE WE FILM.
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SO I'M GONNA IMMERSE MYSELF
IN THE UNDERBELLY OF THE CITY.
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AND, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I COULD
SHOOT THE "MAKING OF"?
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YOU KNOW,
BEHIND-THE-SCENES FOOTAGE,
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DOCUMENT YOUR EVERY MOVE.
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YOU MEAN, KIND OF LIKE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW?
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OKAY, YEAH, I ADMIT IT.
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I USE THE FOOTAGE FOR MY BLOG
"GOBS OF HOBBS."
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ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
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I CAN BE A GREAT DAD
AND A MOVIE STAR, OKAY?
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- YES!
- SO WE ARE GOING TO NEW YORK.
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AND ACTION!
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YO, FRANK, LET'S ROCK...
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AND ROLL.
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I DRIVE, ROOKIE.
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YAY, DADDY!
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- SHH!
- CUT!
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WHO ARE YOU KIDS?
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OKAY, LET'S GO AGAIN, PLEASE.
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SWEETIE, QUIET VOICES
ON THE SET, REMEMBER?
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I'M ON IT.
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AND ACTION.
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SWEETIE, WHEN DADDY'S WORKING,
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WE HAVE TO BE SUPER QUIET.
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SORRY!
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OKAY! ONE MORE TIME!
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SO WE'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN?
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NO, NO, I CAN'T
GO AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?
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I'VE LOST MY CHARACTER.
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CHAZ! CHAZ MCQUEEN?
WHERE ARE YOU?
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WE'RE NOT GOING AGAIN?
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HEY, SORRY
ABOUT THE PHONE THING.
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BUT YOU THINK YOU COULD
INTRODUCE ME TO NICK NOW?
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YOU KNOW...
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I DON'T THINK
IT'S A GOOD TIME, SWEETHEART.
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ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
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DAD, I'M HUNGRY.
CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? RIGHT OVER
THERE IS CRAFT SERVICE.
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YOU CAN GET ANYTHING YOU WANT.
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- ANYTHING?
- ANYTHING.
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♪ AH
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I'M HOME.
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HEY, DAVID,
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HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW RIG?
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RIGHT? ALL HIGH DEF,
ANAMORPHIC LENSES,
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STREAMING WIRELESSLY
TO MY COMPUTER.
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THAT'S IMPRESSIVE, KEVIN.
YOU GOT ANY GOOD FOOTAGE?
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NO, NOT YET. I CAN'T REACH
REALLY THE "ON" BUTTON.
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IT'S JUST, I THINK IT'S--
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AROUND--YEP.
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OH! OOH!
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THANK YOU.
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AW, FRANKIE,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GONER.
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I'M SORRY I SAID YOU'RE
A LOW-LIFE TWO-BIT
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HAS-BEEN COP.
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YOU MAY BE MY EX-HUSBAND,
BUT YOU'RE STILL MY HERO.
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AND SHE KISSES HIM
ON THE BANDAGE.
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EWWW!
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CAN I MEET YOUR DOG?
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SURE. BUT REX IS
A TRAINED ANIMAL ACTOR.
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HE DOESN'T RESPOND
TO EVERYONE.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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MOST BIG HOLLYWOOD ACTORS
WOULDN'T SHAKE.
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NOW, THAT'S MORE HOLLYWOOD.
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A GONER!
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I THOUGHT YOU {\an8}WERE A GONER.
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I THOUGHT {\an8}YOU
WERE A GONER.
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- AMY?
- MY SCENE UP? OH, PERFECT.
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I'M PEAKING.
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
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THEY MOVED YOU TO TOMORROW.
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TOMORROW'S GOOD.
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OH, DAVID, GUESS WHAT?
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YOU HEART NEW YORK?
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HA HA!
YOU BET.
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AND I THINK I HAVE MY ENDING.
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- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
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YOU AND CHAZ
CHASE DE CAMPO
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TO THE TOP
OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
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- I'M LISTENING.
- OKAY.
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THERE,
YOU GET BITTEN BY A SPIDER.
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THE NEXT DAY, YOU HAVE WEBBING
SHOOTING OUT OF YOUR WRISTS!
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WAIT FOR IT...
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AND YOU'RE ABLE TO SWING
FROM BUILDING TO BUILDING,
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SAVING THE CITY.
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BOOM!
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LET ME GUESS. {\an8}
SPIDER COP?
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THANK YOU. WHAT IS THAT?
YOU JUST MADE IT SOUND STUPID.
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I WORKED ON THIS
ALL DAY LONG...
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ROLL OVER, REX.
ROLL OVER.
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LIKE THIS!
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- HOBBS. JASON HERVEY.
- OH, HEY.
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I'M WITH THE STUDIO.
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- WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
- BIG FAN OF YOURS.
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GOOD KIDS TOO, BY THE WAY. LISTEN,
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I GOTTA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING,
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ONE THING.
YOU CAN'T FORGET IT.
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IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
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OH, BIGGER NAME. SORRY.
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DON'T FORGET
WHAT I TOLD YOU, HOBBS.
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HI...
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BIGGER THAN ME?
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NO PICTURES ALLOWED
ON THE SET.
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OH, NICK'S MY GOOD FRIEND.
HE WON'T MIND.
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YEAH, JUST CHECK OUT
MY INSTAGRAM PAGE.
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EVERYTHING THERE IS TRUE.
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AND ACTION!
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DAD!
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OKAY, IT WAS GOOD FOR ME.
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CUT.
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"THE BUILDING'S SURROUNDED,
DE CAMPO.
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YOU CAN COME QUIETLY--"
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DADDY?
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I HAD BAD DREAMS.
CAN YOU READ ME A STORY?
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YES, OF COURSE.
NO PROBLEM.
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GET OVER HERE. COME ON.
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YOUR DAD'S GONNA
TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING NOW.
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DAVID, YOU HAVE TO BE
ON SET EARLY.
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LET ME TAKE CARE
OF THIS.
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OH, NO, HONEY.
YOU WERE ALREADY ASLEEP.
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I TOLD YOU
IF I WAS GONNA DO THIS,
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I COULD STILL BE A FULL--
- OKAY, GOOD NIGHT.
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS A VERY HANDSOME PRINCE
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NAMED
DETECTIVE FRANK HARDWARE,
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WHO WAS PLACED
ON ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE
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FOR PLAYING
BY HIS OWN RULES.
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OH, HOLD ON, SWEETIE.
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BUT IT WAS
JUST GETTING GOOD!
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- OH, HEY, NICK.
- CAN I COME IN?
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YEAH, WELL, I'M KIND OF
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STUDYING MY LINES HERE,
YOU KNOW?
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NO, I UNDERSTAND.
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I'LL JUST, UM...
I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE.
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I'M RUINING THIS MOVIE.
AH! I'M RUINING THIS MOVIE.
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DAD, I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU ATE
YOUR WEIGHT IN CREAM PUFFS, JOE.
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OKAY?
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LOOK, GUYS, WE GOT
A LOT TO DO TOMORROW.
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WE GOT A BUSY DAY.
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IT'S LATE. CAN WE ALL
JUST GO TO SLEEP, PLEASE?
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"AND THEN FRANK AND CHAZ
RAN AND RAN AND RAN,
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UNTIL FINALLY TACKLING
THE BAD GUY."
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AND THEN THEY TALK...
AND THEY TALK...
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AND THEY TALK AND THEY--
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MAN, THIS MOVIE
REALLY DOES NEED A NEW ENDING.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP?
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AAH!
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WE GOT YOU, DE CAMPO.
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THESE PICTURES ARE GONNA
PUT YOU AWAY FOR LIFE.
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RIGHT, FRANK?
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FRANK?
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DAVID?
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CUT!
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DAVID, OF ALL THE TIMES
I'VE WATCHED YOU SLEEP,
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I'VE NEVER HAD TO SHARE YOU
WITH A CROWD BEFORE.
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THAT WAS WEIRD.
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YOU WATCH ME SLEEP?
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COFFEE?
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DAVE, I HAVE
THE PERFECT ENDING.
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LISTEN. FRANK AND CHAZ
CHASE DE CAMPO
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INTO THE BOWELS
OF THE SUBWAY.
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- OKAY. GO ON--
- OKAY, OKAY.
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WHERE HE'S OVERCOME
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BY A RADIOACTIVE LIQUID.
WAIT FOR IT!
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IT TURNS HIM
INTO A PIZZA-LOVING,
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HARD-SHELLED REPTILE
WHO KNOW KUNG-FU.
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HMM?
SAVES THE DAY.
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YEAH. YOU CAN CALL IT, UH...
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{\an8}MIDDLE-AGED MUTANT
NINJA COPS.
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YOU KNOW, YOUR--
YOUR MOCKING TONE IS, LIKE,
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KILLING MY CREATIVE SPIRIT.
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YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF,
MAN, ALL RIGHT?
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ACTION!
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AW, MY GOD, FRANKIE.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GONER!
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CUT!
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AMY, GREAT WORK.
GREAT SCENE.
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BUT PENNY ASKED ME
TO MAKE A MINOR TWEAK
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TO YOUR SCENE TO HEIGHTEN
THE EMOTIONAL IMPACT.
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OH! EMOTIONAL IMPACT.
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- SOMETHING NEW.
- OH, GOOD!
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OKAY.
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AND ACTION!
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AW, CONNIE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU.
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LOOK AT WHAT DE CAMPO
DID TO YOU!
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GONER.
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YOU MAY BE MY EX-WIFE--
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BUT YOU'RE STILL MY HERO.
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I TOLD YOU I'D NEVER
LET YOU SEE ME CRY.
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CUT!
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EXCUSE ME.
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I'M SURE YOU GET THIS
ALL THE TIME,
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BUT ALL MY FRIENDS
THINK YOU'RE SUPER CUTE,
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AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
GET A PICTURE WITH YOU.
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00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,889
UH...SURE.
235
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,499
- HEY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
- OH!
236
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:35,504
YO, DE CAMPO.
HERE WE ARE.
237
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:40,422
CUT!
238
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,772
WHAT CAN I
HELP YOU WITH THIS TIME?
239
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,905
SORRY.
240
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,299
ACTION.
241
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:49,866
YO, DE CAMPO.
HERE WE ARE.
242
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,259
YOU PROBABLY HEARD
THAT WE PLAY
243
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,522
BY OUR OWN
SET OF RULES.
244
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:54,828
SO TELL US WHO YOU WORK FOR
245
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,786
OR THIS DOG'S GONNA PLAY FETCH
WITH YOUR FACE.
246
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,745
I'M NOT TALKING!
247
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,355
AND GET THAT BEAST
AWAY FROM ME!
248
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,923
LET'S GO, REX! GET HIM!
249
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,579
- YAY!
- CUT!
250
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:13,020
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
LISTEN UP!
251
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:16,588
THIS IS THE BIG STUNT.
252
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,199
THERE CAN BE
NO MISTAKES.
253
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,027
WE CAN ONLY DO IT ONCE!
254
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:23,639
SO YOU'LL GO WHEN I SIGNAL.
255
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,467
I HAVE TO PEE,
256
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,164
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO MISS THE STUNT.
257
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,297
DO I HAVE TIME?
258
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,472
- ABSOLUTELY.
- PROBABLY NOT.
259
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,692
- JUST GO.
- SHOULD I GO OR NOT?
260
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,693
- WHATEVER.
- HOLD IT.
261
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:34,694
JUST GO.
262
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,870
BUT WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
263
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,610
GO! JUST GO!
264
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,361
WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME
AND HAVE MORE KIDS?
265
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:58,065
- KEVIN?
- ARE YOU OKAY?
266
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:01,633
WELL, ONE MINUTE I WAS
INTERVIEWING THE STUNT DRIVER,
267
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,331
AND THE NEXT I WAS FLYING
THROUGH THE AIR.
268
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,855
BUT LUCKILY, THERE WERE
SIX PIECES OF JAGGED METAL
269
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,117
TO BREAK MY FALL.
270
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,730
DAD, I'M SORRY.
271
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:14,037
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
272
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:18,476
SPEAKING OF ACCIDENTS,
STILL GOTTA GO HERE!
273
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,130
EM, HELP YOUR SISTER OUT.
YOUR FATHER AND I NEED TO TALK.
274
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,305
SURE.
275
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,916
I'LL GO CHECK
ON THE QUICHES.
276
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:23,830
I MEAN, KEVIN.
277
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,835
WELL, HONEY,
WE SAW THIS COMING.
278
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,967
NAW, I MEAN,
YOU KNOW THE OLD ADAGE.
279
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,577
IT'S NOT A FAMILY VACATION
280
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,754
UNTIL SOMEBODY DRIVES A CAR
THROUGH A PLATE-GLASS WINDOW.
281
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,277
OH, SWEETIE.
282
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,409
YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR,
283
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:39,933
AN AMAZING FATHER,
284
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,848
BUT A MOVIE SET
IS NO PLACE FOR KIDS.
285
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,806
LOOK, TOMORROW
I'LL TAKE THEM HOME.
286
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,460
WHAT--IT CAN'T
GET ANY WORSE, RIGHT?
287
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,723
DADDY! HELP ME!
288
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,551
- WHAT?
- I'LL HELP YOU PACK.
289
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,731
WE START IN THE CAR, DAVID.
290
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,993
OKAY. THANK YOU.
291
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,478
- MY DOCUMENTARY'S A DISASTER.
- OH!
292
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,567
KEVIN, HAVEN'T
YOU LEARNED ANYTHING
293
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,917
ABOUT SNEAKING
INTO MOVIE CARS?
294
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,789
I DON'T CARE
WHAT HAPPENS ANYMORE, DAVID.
295
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,660
I'VE SHOT HUNDREDS
OF HOURS OF FILM
296
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:12,922
AND I HAVE NOTHING
TO SHOW FOR IT.
297
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,272
SO YOU KNOW,
START SPREADING THE NEWS,
298
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,752
'CAUSE IF I CAN'T
MAKE IT HERE,
299
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,103
I CAN'T
MAKE IT ANYWHERE.
300
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,802
I CAN'T DO THIS, DAVID.
301
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,369
IT SEEMS LIKE ALL MY ENDINGS
HAVE BEEN DONE BEFORE.
302
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,850
WHAT, UH--
303
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,983
OKAY, LET ME GUESS.
YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING.
304
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,985
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAVID!
305
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,251
CHAZ IS GONE,
AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK.
306
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,079
MY NAME'S NOT EVEN NICK BANNER.
IT'S GLEN TISHMAN.
307
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,471
I'M NO ACTOR.
308
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:41,646
AND I'M NO FILMMAKER.
309
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,648
I'M NOT A WRITER!
310
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:46,260
WELL, I'M A GREAT ACTOR.
311
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,479
I'M A HORRIBLE FATHER.
312
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:51,918
NO, PLEASE, PLEASE,
313
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,484
FOR THE LOVE--
DON'T DO THIS.
314
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:58,533
HELLO.
HEY, EMILY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
315
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:02,319
FINE. MOM JUST NEEDED MONEY,
SO WE WENT BACK TO THE BANK.
316
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,495
AND WE JUST WANTED
TO SAY GOOD-BYE AGAIN.
317
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,323
all: WE LOVE YOU.
318
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,892
OH. THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT.
319
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,198
ANYWAY, YOU WON'T BELIEVE
320
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,200
THESE TWO CLOWNS
IN LINE IN FRONT OF US.
321
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,593
WHAT, TWO IDIOTS
322
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:18,205
WITH COFFEE CANS
FULL OF PENNIES?
323
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,989
NO. REAL CLOWNS.
324
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,644
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND!
325
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,211
THIS IS A HOLD-UP!
326
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,821
OH, NO, DAD!
THEY'RE NOT CLOWNS.
327
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,604
THEY'RE ROBBING THE BANK!
328
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:27,692
WAIT, WHAT?
329
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,129
HELP US, DADDY!
330
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,608
ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
331
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,262
EVERYBODY, BUCKLE UP.
332
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,569
AMY AND THE KIDS
ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROBBERY.
333
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:37,137
WHAT? WELL, SHOULDN'T
WE CALL THE POLICE?
334
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,182
WE ARE THE POLICE.
335
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:48,148
HEY, DAVID, I'M NOT SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
336
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,280
I HAVE TO SAVE
MY FAMILY, MARCUS!
337
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,326
OKAY. I HAVE TICKETS
TO SEE {\an8}KINKY BOOTS,
338
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,110
BUT I GUESS THIS
IS MORE IMPORTANT.
339
00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,725
DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID
AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
340
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,685
OH, GREAT. NOW ALL I CAN THINK
ABOUT IS DOING SOMETHING STUPID
341
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,382
WHERE EVERYBODY GETS HURT.
342
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:10,039
YOU KNOW, FOR A CLOWN,
YOU'RE NOT VERY FUNNY!
343
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,046
OKAY, THAT'S FUNNY.
344
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,443
YOU! TIE UP THE GUARD!
345
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,792
WITH WHAT?
346
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,459
DAVE, COULD YOU
PLEASE SLOW DOWN?
347
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,983
I'M GETTING--
I'M GETTING CAR SICK OVER HERE.
348
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,681
SUCK IT UP, GLEN.
MY FAMILY NEEDS ME!
349
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,470
STAY HERE.
350
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,167
GOOD--GOOD THINKIN'!
351
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,604
I'LL FEED THE METER.
ANYONE HAVE CHANGE?
352
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,132
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO CLOWNS!
353
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:02,526
FUN TIME'S OVER.
PLACE IS SURROUNDED.
354
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,745
HE MADE IT!
355
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:07,314
YO, FRANK.
LET'S ROCK. AND ROLL.
356
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,055
WHO THE HECK
ARE YOU GUYS?
357
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,796
WE'RE TWO
OF NEW YORK'S FINEST.
358
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,929
AND WE PLAY BY OUR OWN RULES.
359
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,757
SO WHY DON'T YOU
LET THESE PEOPLE GO, HUH?
360
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,019
THAT'S NOT
GONNA HAPPEN.
361
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:22,111
- YES, IT IS.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
362
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,591
THAT'S NOT
A VERY GOOD PLAN.
363
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,549
I KNOW IT'S NOT.
364
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,682
FYI, DAVID,
YOU ONLY HAVE 15 MINUTES
365
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,031
BEFORE YOU GET
A PARKING TICKET,
366
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:29,989
AND THE CLOCK IS TICKING.
367
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:36,604
DAVID? HEY,
ISN'T THAT DAVID HOBBS?
368
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,085
AND THAT MOVIE ACTOR,
NICK BANNER?
369
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,912
- NO WAY.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
370
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:45,134
MOM, THEY LOVE DAD.
371
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,528
ARE YOU KIDDING?
I LOVE DAVID HOBBS!
372
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,618
OMG!
373
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,663
- HUH!
- NICK BANNER?
374
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:56,841
OH, I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN.
I'M TALKING HUGE!
375
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,191
FUHGET ABOUT IT!
376
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,671
OH, MY FAMILY LOVES {\an8}
SEE DAD RUN.
377
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,370
MINE, TOO.
378
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,893
SO, WHY'D YOU QUIT?
379
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,765
WELL, I QUIT TO, UH,
I QUIT TO BE A REAL--
380
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,637
TO BE A REAL DAD.
381
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,900
GOOD FOR YOU.
382
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,120
HEY, EXCUSE ME, BANK ROBBER.
383
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,904
I KNOW YOU'VE GOT
A CRIME TO COMMIT,
384
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:19,821
BUT WOULD YOU MIND IF THE KIDS
AND I COULD GET A PICTURE?
385
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,172
ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
386
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,652
MAKE IT QUICK.
387
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:25,957
OH, THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY NICE.
388
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,002
RIGHT NEXT TO YOU,
YOUNG LADY.
389
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,612
ALL RIGHT.
390
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:29,918
READY.
391
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,006
ALL RIGHT,
ONE FOR SAFETY!
392
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,442
- YEAH.
- OH, YEAH.
393
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:34,879
THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.
394
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:35,924
ALL RIGHT, HEY, YOU GUYS,
395
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,100
WOULD YOU LIKE
A PICTURE TOO?
396
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,363
DON'T BE SHY.
both: NAH, WE--OKAY!
397
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,323
COME ON! NICK BANNER.
398
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,281
- JUST ONE.
- THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.
399
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,588
THE FLASH IS ON IF YOU DON'T--
- RIGHT.
400
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:48,589
- HOW YOU DOING?
- HEY.
401
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,199
ALL RIGHT.
402
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,809
- OKAY, YOU READY?
- ONE, TWO--
403
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,334
EVERYBODY SAY...
404
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,248
BUSTED!
- HEY! WAIT! GIVE ME THAT--
405
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,641
HEY! HEY! HEY!
406
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,034
TELL ME YOU
ARE GETTING THAT.
407
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,601
YEAH, EVERY FRAME!
408
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,495
HOO...WAH!
409
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,805
YOU KNOW WHAT FITS MORE CLOWNS
THAN YOUR TINY CAR?
410
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,981
JAIL.
411
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:36,419
FRANK, THIS CLOCK'S TICKING!
THIS PLACE IS GONNA BLOW!
412
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,160
EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE!
413
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:47,778
SO HOW'D I DO, FRANK?
414
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,259
WE STILL PARTNERS?
415
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,391
YOU CAN BANK ON IT.
416
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,832
all: OOOH!
417
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:05,622
- OH-HO-HO!
- CONGRATULATIONS, KEVIN!
418
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,363
YOUR FIRST SCREEN CREDIT!
419
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:11,193
THANK YOU. I AM NOW
THE GO-TO CLOWN GUY. YEAH.
420
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,281
THAT'S GREAT. ANY OFFERS?
421
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,891
YEAH, ACTUALLY,
I JUST GOT HIRED
422
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,546
TO DIRECT A NEW PILOT
ABOUT CLOWNS
423
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,810
CALLED, {\an8}RICKLES, TICKLES,
PICKLES, AND DESHAWN.
424
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:20,855
YEAH.
425
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:25,947
EMILY, CAN WE SEE YOUR
SELFIE WITH NICK AGAIN?
426
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,906
FINE. LAST TIME.
427
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,040
YOU GOT CLOWN BOMBED.
428
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,871
MARCUS, THE MOVIE
WAS AWESOME.
429
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,438
AND THE ENDING
WAS AMAZING.
430
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,266
WELL, THANK YOU.
THE STUDIO THINKS SO, TOO.
431
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,442
THEY OFFERED US
TWO SEQUELS ALREADY.
432
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,227
{\an8}
THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.
433
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,403
AND {\an8}
I SAID IT WAS PERSONAL!
434
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:48,665
BAM!
435
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,713
- REALLY?
- WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
436
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,628
HE HASN'T SAID A THING!
437
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,675
DAD...
438
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,155
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO TELL US?
439
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,809
OH, YEAH, GUYS, I'M SORRY.
440
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:06,030
I, UM, I BURNT THE CHICKEN,
SO I MADE BURGERS.
441
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:09,556
DAVID, THE MOVIE.
THE SEQUELS.
442
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,035
YEAH, I KNOW.
443
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:14,038
I KNOW IT'S THE ROLE
OF A LIFETIME.
444
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,780
BUT I ALREADY HAVE
THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME.
445
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:21,568
BEING YOUR HUSBAND
AND BEING YOUR DAD.
446
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,962
ON OUR SHOW, THAT WOULD'VE
EARNED YOU A "AWWW."
447
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,010
all: AWWWWW.
448
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,235
UH, DAD?
449
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,845
NO, NO, NO.
DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT, JOE.
450
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,150
OKAY.
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