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JOE, EMILY, LET'S GO!
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COME ON! YOUR SISTER
CAN'T BE LATE!
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SHE'S GOT A FIELD TRIP
TO THE AQUARIUM.
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- YAY!
- YAY.
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DADDY, WANT TO HEAR
MY DOLPHIN VOICE AGAIN?
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BABY,
WE WORKED ON THIS.
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NOW IF YOU'RE GONNA GO
FULL DOLPHIN,
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YOU HAVE TO MODULATE WITH SHORT
STACCATO BREATHS, LIKE THIS.
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OKAY?
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I'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD
AS YOU, DADDY.
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YEAH, I KNOW, SWEETHEART.
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OKAY, GO TO THE LITTLE
DOLPHIN'S ROOM, OKAY?
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WE GOT A LONG
TRIP AHEAD OF US.
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DAD, I FINISHED MY
MIDTERM PROJECT ON ROCK HISTORY.
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WANT TO SEE?
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YEAH. OKAY, GOOD.
NICE JOB.
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YEAH, IT'S NICE,
BUT NOT GREAT.
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I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
I SHOULD'VE USED MORE GEODES.
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PLEASE.
LET ME REPHRASE IT, JOE.
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I WILL LOVE IT IF YOU TAKE IT
OUT TO THE CAR NOW.
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PLEASE. GO. THANK YOU.
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NO, OLIVIA, THE ANIMAL MARCH
IS US MARCHING,
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NOT ANIMALS MARCHING.
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EMILY, WE GOT TO GO.
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LIV, I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE
SIR MEOWS-A-LOT AT HOME.
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HAVE YOU SEEN HIM
IN HIS LITTLE PROTEST SWEATER?
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all: AWWW!
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NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!
TAKE HIM HOME.
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EMILY, WE GOT TO GO.
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL MEET
YOU GUYS AT SCHOOL, OKAY?
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- ALL RIGHT.
- DAD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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WE GOT TO GO.
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OH, DAVID! WAIT!
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I NEED HELP
PICKING A HEAD SHOT
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FOR THE FAN CLUB MERCHANDISE.
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SO, "QUIRKY CHARMING" DAVID
IS SO HANDSOME,
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BUT "PENSIVE" DAVID
SEES RIGHT INTO MY SOUL.
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THEY'RE BOTH PERFECT.
IT'S ME.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
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OH, NO. NOW, YOU KNOW THE RULE--
NO HUGS FOR DAY TRIPS.
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THAT'S SUCH A BOGUS RULE.
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OH, DAVID,
I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU.
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REMEMBER THAT BUDDY-COP MOVIE
I WROTE FOR YOU?
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YEAH, MARCUS, LET IT GO.
I'M NOT GONNA DO YOUR MOVIE,
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AND I'M SORRY IF THAT MEANS
IT DOESN'T GET MADE.
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WELL, THE STUDIO
DECIDED TO MAKE IT.
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REALLY? WITHOUT ME?
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YES, DAVID.
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DO THEY KNOW
IT'S WITHOUT ME?
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YES, DAVID. WE SHOOT
IN FIVE WEEKS IN NEW YORK CITY.
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OH.
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WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, MARCUS.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
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DAVID, I WANT YOU TO REMAIN
IN THAT HAPPY PLACE
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BECAUSE YOUR ROLE
WENT TO TED MCGINLEY.
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- REALLY?
- MM-HMM.
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU AND TED
HAVE BAD BLOOD,
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BUT SINCE OUR SHOW
WENT OFF THE AIR
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AND THEY BROUGHT
"TED PLUS TEN" BACK,
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IT'S NOW AMERICA'S
NUMBER-ONE SHOW.
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REALLY?
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THEY THINK THAT TED
COULD BE A MOVIE STAR.
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REALLY?
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OH, WELL,
GOOD FOR HIM, MARCUS.
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MY FOOT! MY FOOT!
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HER FOOT! HER FOOT!
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MY PROJECT!
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OH, HONEY!
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IS IT POSSIBLE
I ONLY GOT SHOE?
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SEARING PAIN
SUGGESTS NO.
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
LET'S GET YOU IN THE CAR.
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JOE, THROW YOUR THING
IN THE BACK, PLEASE.
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LET ME TAKE THIS OUT,
SWEETHEART. THERE YOU GO.
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DAD, THE CAR IS LOCKED!
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YES, COME THROUGH THIS WAY!
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GO THROUGH OVER YOUR SISTER!
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HOLD ON!
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ALL RIGHT, JUST LET HIM
IN THE CAR, PLEASE, EMILY!
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THANK YOU. OKAY.
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I'M SO--
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THANK YOU.
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NO!
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EVERYBODY QUIET DOWN!
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THAT WENT BETTER
THAN I THOUGHT.
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AQUARIUM, HERE WE COME!
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HELLO?
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUS.
AND THANKS AGAIN.
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HEY, WHAT ARE
GUARDIAN ANGELS FOR?
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OH, DAVID, DON'T BE
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SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
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ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
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EMILY'S BROKEN TOE WILL HEAL
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AND JOE GOT AN EXTENSION
ON HIS PROJECT.
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WHAT ABOUT JANIE?
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WELL, TWO OUT OF THREE
AIN'T BAD.
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YOU KNOW,
AFTER THE DAY I'VE HAD,
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I REALLY FEEL LIKE--
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A FAILURE?
A DISAPPOINTMENT?
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I WAS GONNA SAY
FROZEN YOGURT.
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BUT THANK YOU.
NOW I'M HUNGRY AND DEPRESSED.
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MAYBE I'M JUST FOOLING MYSELF,
I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE I'M A LOUSY FATHER.
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YOU'RE A GREAT FATHER.
YOU JUST HAD A BAD DAY.
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WAITING FOR THE CABLE GUY
FOR FIVE HOURS IS A BAD DAY.
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I RAN OVER EMILY'S FOOT!
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I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
THAT OUR KIDS' LIVES
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WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF,
YOU KNOW,
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I WASN'T STAYING AT HOME.
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AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH TED MCGINLEY
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GETTING YOUR
PART IN MARCUS'S MOVIE?
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OH, NO. NO. NO--YES!
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YES! THAT WAS PART WAS MINE!
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I JUST THINK THAT IF I WOULD'VE
STUCK TO THE ONE THING
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THAT I WAS GREAT AT,
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BEING A LOVED AND ADMIRED
TV STAR,
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THEN OUR KIDS' LIVES
WOULD'VE BEEN HAPPIER.
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OH.
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DAVID, I LOVE YOU.
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THE KIDS LOVE YOU.
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AND I PROMISE EVERYTHING
WILL BE BETTER IN THE MORNING.
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OKAY?
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OH, AND I'M SORRY, BUT THE CABLE
GUY WILL BE HERE TOMORROW
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BETWEEN 9:00 AND 2:00.
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YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT TO STAY
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FOR MY WIFE'S
POT ROAST, GUS?
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EVEN GUARDIAN ANGELS
NEED TO EAT.
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I'LL NEVER
BE THAT HUNGRY, DAVID.
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NOW THAT WAS
A GREAT EPISODE.
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AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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WHAT--
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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YOU CALLED ME.
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YOU THOUGHT EVERYONE
WOULD BE HAPPIER
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IF YOU NEVER LEFT THE SHOW.
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I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU
THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT.
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WHAT? HOW--
HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?
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YOU'RE AN ACTOR.
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GUARDIAN ANGEL IS MY DAY JOB.
ACTING IS MY PASSION.
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YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR
LIFE WOULD BE LIKE OR NOT?
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WELL, YEAH.
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THEN COME ON.
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WAIT--WHOA--WAIT, WAIT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING--
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WOW, YOU JUST WALKED
INTO THE TELEVISION.
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I REALLY SHOULD'VE
READ THE MANUAL.
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WAIT--NO, NO, NO!
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MY OLD {\an8}SEE DAD RUN SET.
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IT'S LIKE I NEVER LEFT.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU DIDN'T, DAVID.
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MY SHOW'S STILL ON TV?
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AND BIGGER THAN EVER.
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AND I'M STILL
LOVED AND ADMIRED?
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all: WE LOVE YOU, DAVID!
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WOW, HI.
THANK YOU, I--YOU REMEMBERED.
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MAKE WAY, PEOPLE.
NETWORK PRESIDENT MR. KOSTNER
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IS HERE TO SEE MR. HOBBS.
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KEVIN'S THE NETWORK PRESIDENT?
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YOU PROMOTED HIM
WHILE HE WAS YOUR ASSISTANT.
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EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN
HERE TEN YEARS LONGER.
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BOO-HOO, PATRICK.
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MMM. YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU CIRCLE
THE STAGE UNTIL WE'RE DONE HERE.
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NOT IN THE CART, PATRICK.
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WOW!
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HEY, I HAVE THE POWER
TO PROMOTE YOU?
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HEY, EVER SINCE
YOU WON THAT EMMY.
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I WON AN EMMY?
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OKAY, MY MISTAKE.
TWO EMMYS.
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TWO! OH, THAT IS SWEET!
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OKAY, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!
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FOR {\an8}SEE DAD RUN'S
300th EPISODE,
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I HAVE DECIDED TO BLOW
AMERICA'S COLLECTIVE MIND
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WITH OUR FIRST EVER
LIVE BROADCAST!
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HEY, I'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS.
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PATRICK, HUG DAVID
FOR ME, ALL RIGHT?
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MAN, GUS, WORK COULD
NOT HAVE BEEN BETTER.
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AND I BET MY KIDS
ARE BETTER OFF, TOO.
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WELL, THEY ARE A LITTLE...
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OFF.
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DADDY, YOU'RE HOME!
YOU'RE HOME! YOU'RE HOME!
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OOH!
OH, WOW, WHAT A GREETING.
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AND LOOK AT YOUR FOOT.
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OKAY!
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HER FOOT'S FINE, DAVID.
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YOU NEVER RAN OVER IT.
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BUT SINCE YOU'RE
ALWAYS WORKING,
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SHE'S GOTTEN
A LITTLE...NEEDY.
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- SWEETIE--
- OH! COME SIT ON THE COUCH.
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YOU CAN TELL ME EVERY
DETAIL FROM YOUR DAY
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FROM START TO FINISH!
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YEAH, WELL, HOW DID YOUR
PET MARCH WITH YOUR FRIENDS GO?
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FRIENDS?
I DON'T NEED FRIENDS...
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♪ BECAUSE I HAVE
A DADDY LIKE YOU! ♪
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DID YOU JUST SING THAT?
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YEAH. I WROTE YOU
YOUR OWN THEME SONG.
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IT'S CALLED
* DADDY LIKE YOU!
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OH, IT'S IN MY ROOM.
I'LL GO GET IT.
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STAY HERE, DADDY.
STAY HERE.
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DON'T MOVE!
DON'T LEAVE ME!
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I'M HOME! YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA BELIEVE THIS!
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WE TOOK FIRST PLACE!
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WOW, JOE,
IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK BROKEN.
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'CAUSE YOU NEVER RAN OVER IT.
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WHATEVER, DAD.
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
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I WAS TALKING TO TED.
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TED?
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TED MCGINLEY.
YOUR NANNY.
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HEY! YOU DID IT!
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NO, TED. WE DID IT.
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HA HA!
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both: HO!
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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OH, HEY, DAVID.
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JOE, WE CAN'T FORGET
ABOUT YOUR DAD.
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I OWE HIM BIG TIME.
AFTER MY SHOW WAS CANCELED,
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I COULDN'T GET HIRED
ANYWHERE ELSE.
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THIS MANNY POSITION
HAS SAVED ME.
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AND...YOU KNOW WHAT
THE GREATEST PART IS?
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YOU AND I,
WE GET TO BE BEST BUDS.
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I-I-I THOUGHT WE WERE
BEST BUDS, JOE.
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DAD, DON'T MAKE IT AWKWARD.
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OH! MARCUS, YOU'LL NEVER
BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING ON.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S
MOVING ON, DAVID--ME.
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I'M RELOCATING
MY FAMILY TO A COMMUNE.
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I'LL HATE IT,
BECAUSE I HATE SHARING,
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AND I LOVE LONG,
LUXURIOUS SHOWERS.
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BUT IT'S BETTER THAN SHARING
A STREET WITH YOU.
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BUT YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
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NOT SINCE YOU FIRED HIM.
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WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG.
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READ MY BOOK,
{\an8}WHAT'S WRONG WITH DAVID HOBBS?
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WHOA!
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YOU GAVE ME A KIDNEY?
234
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,923
YOU FORGOT?
235
00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,892
TURNS OUT YOU DIDN'T
EVEN NEED ONE.
236
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:56,363
YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN I KNOW
WHO HAS A JUST-IN-CASE KIDNEY!
237
00:09:56,396 --> 00:10:00,668
WELL, JUST IN CASE I NEVER SEE
YOU AGAIN, GOOD DAY, SIR!
238
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:08,208
OH, GOOD, HONEY,
YOU'RE HOME.
239
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,978
GREAT NEWS. THE SWELLING WILL
GO DOWN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
240
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,980
FROM, WHAT, YOUR FACE?
241
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,949
NO, I PAID GOOD MONEY
FOR THIS SWELLING.
242
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,785
I'M TALKING
ABOUT MY BUTT, SILLY.
243
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,387
YEAH, UM, HONEY, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO ALL THIS.
244
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,255
YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL
THE WAY YOU WERE.
245
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,124
OH, DAVID.
246
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:28,962
I'D CRY IF I STILL
HAD MY TEAR DUCTS.
247
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,330
THERE YOU ARE.
248
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,465
WHY DON'T YOU
DRAG YOUR NEW BUTT
249
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INTO THE KITCHEN
AND MAKE ME DINNER?
250
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,370
- HEY! DON'T TALK TO YOUR--
- PFFT!
251
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,706
- WAIT, WHAT--
- PFFTTT!
252
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,140
DID YOU SPRING A LEAK?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
253
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,009
PFFFFT! PFFFTTT!
254
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,443
I'M SHUSHING YOU.
255
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,214
TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT
TO PUSH HER BUTTONS.
256
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:50,083
HUNGRY! FOOD! NOW!
257
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,321
OKAY, I WANT TO GO HOME, GUS.
258
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,523
- YOU ARE HOME, DAVID.
- NO, MY REAL HOME
259
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:57,858
WHERE MY KIDS ARE NORMAL
260
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,727
AND MY BEST FRIEND
HAS BOTH HIS KIDNEYS.
261
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,895
COME ON, TAKE ME HOME.
LET'S GO.
262
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,396
COME ON!
LET'S DO IT.
263
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,432
COME ON.
264
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,434
THAT'S NOT HOW
IT WORKS, DAVID.
265
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,736
HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO THOUGHT
266
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,138
THIS LIFE WOULD BE BETTER.
267
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,205
I'M STUCK HERE?
268
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,207
YEAH, WELL SO AM I.
269
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,743
AND SINCE YOU'RE HOME
FOR ONCE,
270
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:19,012
COME HELP BUBBLE BUTT
WITH MY GRILLED CHEESE!
271
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,515
SLHE'S SHERIOUS.
272
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,017
- WHAT?
- SLHE'S SHERIOUS.
273
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,518
WHAT?
274
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,821
SHE'S SERIOUS.
275
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:31,892
GUS, OUR KIDS
DON'T ACT THIS WAY.
276
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,126
IN THIS WORLD, THEY DO.
277
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,161
HONEY, YOU'RE
NOT AROUND TO SEE IT,
278
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,362
BUT THIS IS AS GOOD
AS IT GETS.
279
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,031
NO, NO! IT'S--IT'S NOT, HONEY.
280
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,432
THERE'S ANOTHER VERSION
OF THEM.
281
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,801
JANIE IS SWEET,
282
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,603
A-AND EMILY IS INDEPENDENT
AND OUTGOING, AND JOE...
283
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:47,607
JOE IS--IS HEARTWARMINGLY
WEIRD AND LOVABLE.
284
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,142
HONEY, ENOUGH
WITH THE CRAZY TALK.
285
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,444
OKAY? YOU'RE UPSETTING ME.
286
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,882
I AM? BECAUSE YOUR FACE
LOOKS TOTALLY CALM.
287
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,952
CAN YOU SEE IT NOW?
288
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,890
NO.
289
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,995
- I WIN!
- WHOO!
290
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,798
YOU ARE GETTING FASTER,
YOUNG MAN.
291
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,199
THANKS, DAD.
292
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,234
WAIT, DID YOU
JUST CALL TED "DAD"?
293
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,804
OH, DID I?
294
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:17,938
DID YA?
295
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,676
COME ON, DAVID.
IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE.
296
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,246
COME ON, LET'S GO GET YOU
SOME ELECTROLYTES.
297
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,452
SAY, DAVID, THIS SCRIPT
FOR YOUR 300th EPISODE
298
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,821
IS PRETTY GOOD.
299
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,388
DO YOU THINK THE NOSY
NEIGHBOR CHARACTER
300
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,624
COULD BE A YOUNG TEEN?
301
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,459
I CAN'T THINK
ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW, GUS.
302
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,728
I GOT TO FIX MY KIDS.
JOE! JANIE! EMILY!
303
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,364
YES, DADDY?
304
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,833
YOU'VE GOT TWO MINUTES.
305
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:49,569
OKAY, LISTEN, KIDS.
YOU GUYS HAVE THE POTENTIAL
306
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,938
TO BE GREAT KIDS.
307
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,639
AND AS YOUR DAD--
- I LOVE IT!
308
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,875
SO, OH--YES,
I APPRECIATE THE ENTHUSIASM,
309
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,276
BUT LET ME FINISH.
310
00:12:56,309 --> 00:13:00,013
AND IT'S MY JOB AS YOUR DAD
TO BRING IT OUT OF YOU.
311
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,849
AND THAT'S
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
312
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,183
NOW?
313
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,952
- SURE.
- I LOVE IT!
314
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,858
GREAT.
NOW AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
315
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:13,560
HE SUDDENLY WANTS
TO BE A DAD.
316
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,395
AND WE'RE GONNA LET HIM.
317
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:19,199
SO WE'RE JUST GONNA PLAY ALONG
TILL HE GETS OFF OUR BACKS?
318
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,911
I DON'T SEE
WHY I NEED FRIENDS.
319
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,579
SEE, YOU SAYING THAT
320
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,048
IS THE REASON WE'RE DOING THIS.
NOW GO OVER THERE AND SIT DOWN.
321
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,383
TAKE THIS AND GO, GO, GO.
322
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,685
OH.
323
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,454
SO YOUR DAD SAID YOU WANTED
324
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,124
TO HEAR ABOUT OUR HUMANE
ANIMAL TREATMENT GROUP...
325
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,161
"H.A.T."
326
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:51,331
I HAVE A HAT
WITH MY DAD'S FACE ON IT.
327
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,200
SHE SCARES ME.
328
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,404
OOH, HEY, I GOT SOME COOKIES
FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, EMILY.
329
00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,207
I'M GONNA GO BRING SOME IN
TO YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER.
330
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,009
- OH, I'LL COME WITH YOU.
- NO, NO, NO. NO, STAY.
331
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,078
STAY. SIT. SIT.
332
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,314
GOOD GIRL.
333
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,352
- COOKIES!
- BOY, DAD.
334
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,686
I WAS WRONG ABOUT
WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY.
335
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,688
I'M REALLY LOVING
THIS ROCK COLLECTION.
336
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:16,789
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT.
337
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,191
AND JUST THINK,
338
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,526
IF I LOST ONE,
339
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,995
I CAN JUST GO OUT TO THE DIRT
AND DIG UP ANOTHER ONE!
340
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,331
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S THE COOL KIND OF STUFF
341
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,199
THAT TED DOESN'T HAVE
TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.
342
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,135
WELL, HE'S RIGHT, JOE.
343
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,402
WHEN IT COMES TO THIS
KIND OF STUFF,
344
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,105
I'M DUMB AS A ROCK.
345
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,374
TED, DO YOU MIND?
THIS IS OUR THING.
346
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,476
YEAH. YEAH, TED.
THIS IS OUR THING!
347
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,949
I'VE GOT THE DRESS ON,
348
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,952
AND BOY DO I FEEL PRETTY!
349
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,386
YOU LOOK PRETTY.
350
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,956
SWEETHEART, I'VE GOT A TEA PARTY
ALL SET UP FOR YOU RIGHT HERE,
351
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,357
YOUR HIGHNESS.
HAVE A SEAT.
352
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,693
OKAY, I'VE GOT
SOME TEA FOR YOU.
353
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,762
I'VE GOT SOME TEA
FOR PRINCESS BELLA,
354
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:59,866
AND SOME MORE TEA
FOR DR. MONKEY CHUNKS.
355
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,801
I'M NEVER
LETTER HER GO.
356
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,271
YEAH.
OKAY.
357
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,980
JOE AND JANIE
ARE COMING AROUND.
358
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,382
BUT EMILY'S STILL
FASCINATED WITH YOU.
359
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,786
MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WOULD
AGREE THERE'S NO CURE FOR THAT.
360
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,688
SHE'S STILL A SCARED
LITTLE BIRD.
361
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,058
WHAT WAS THAT?
362
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,627
IT'S A SCARED LITTLE BIRD.
WE NEED TO HELP IT.
363
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,795
DID YOU JUST NAIL THAT BIRD
364
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,431
TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING
TO BOND OVER?
365
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,300
IT MUST BE IN SHOCK.
366
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,868
OH, WE NEED TO MAKE IT
A LITTLE NEST.
367
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:39,406
EMILY, WE CAN
USE YOUR DAD HAT.
368
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,608
OKAY. BUT BE CAREFUL.
369
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,609
OF THE BIRD?
370
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,745
I MEANT THE HAT,
BUT SURE.
371
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,317
NICE WORK.
372
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,019
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
373
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,753
EVERY TIME A BIRD
SMASHES INTO A WINDOW,
374
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,257
AN ANGEL GETS HIS WINGS.
375
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,259
- IS THAT WHAT THEY SAY--
- I'M PARAPHRASING.
376
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,627
OKAY.
377
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,265
WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK.
378
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,900
OKAY. IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY.
379
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,736
I THINK THE KIDS
HAVE TURNED A CORNER.
380
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,771
I'M THRILLED FOR YOU, DAVID.
381
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,111
I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
382
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,051
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE MADE ME
PLAY WITH ROCKS.
383
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,788
AND I LOOKED LIKE
A TOTAL DORK IN THAT DRESS.
384
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,424
DUMB BIRD POOPED
IN MY DAD HAT.
385
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,560
WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT.
FAKING IT WORKED.
386
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,428
NOW MAYBE
HE'LL LEAVE US ALONE.
387
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,399
WELL, AT LEAST
HE TRIED BEING A REAL DAD.
388
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,134
BIG DEAL. FOR ONE DAY.
389
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,902
THEY WERE LYING TO ME?
390
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,604
DID YOU REALLY THINK
391
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,807
YOU'D MAKE UP FOR ALL
THAT LOST TIME IN ONE DAY?
392
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,110
WE GOT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
393
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:53,746
TED! CAR! NOW!
394
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,615
COMING!
395
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,750
GOOD LUCK WITH
THE LIVE SHOW TONIGHT, DAVID.
396
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,720
ALL RIGHT,
397
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,155
COMING BACK FROM COMMERCIAL.
LAST LOOKS, PLEASE.
398
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,291
PLACES, PEOPLE.
- DAVID, BABY,
399
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,159
MORE PEOPLE
ARE WATCHING THIS LIVE SHOW
400
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,194
THAN THE SUPER BOWL.
401
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,861
AH, MAN.
YOU'RE KILLING IT, BABE!
402
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,330
I COULD KISS YOU.
403
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,664
BUT--PATRICK!
404
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,704
AND WE'RE BACK LIVE
IN THREE...TWO...
405
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:22,375
DAD, I CAN'T GO
TO PROM LIKE THIS!
406
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,317
NOW YOU CAN.
PROBLEM SOLVED!
407
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,219
DADDY!
408
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,888
HERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART.
409
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,224
all: AWWW!
410
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,827
I AM SO LUCKY.
411
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,296
NO MATTER WHAT,
YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.
412
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,165
YOU'RE THE PERFECT DAD.
413
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,135
WELL, DUH!
THAT'S MY JOB.
414
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,044
UM...
415
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,415
BUT I'M, UH, I'M NOT
THE PERFECT DAD.
416
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,652
NO, NO! IT SAYS
RIGHT HERE YOU ARE.
417
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,054
I'M SORRY, I--
I CAN'T DO THIS.
418
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,958
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
419
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:15,162
HE'S--HE'S GONE ROGUE.
JUST STOP THE SHOW.
420
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,464
SEE, THE FACT
OF THE MATTER IS
421
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,833
THAT LIFE IS NOT
ABOUT BEING PERFECT.
422
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,304
IT'S, UM, IT'S ABOUT RUNNING
OVER YOUR DAUGHTER'S TOES
423
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,674
AND WRECKING YOUR SON'S
SCIENCE PROJECT
424
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:31,211
AND LEAVING YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD
AT HOME ALONE.
425
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,346
audience: OH!
426
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,615
SHE'S FINE. UM...
427
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,786
BUT WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT
428
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,654
IS THAT YOU'RE THERE FOR THEM.
429
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:45,358
AND...THAT THEY KNOW
YOU'RE THERE FOR THEM.
430
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,330
I GOT TO GO.
431
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,600
THE MAN MELTS MY HEART.
432
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,604
I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIRE HIM,
BUT HE MOVES ME.
433
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,039
PATRICK, CRY FOR ME.
434
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,579
- WHERE YOU GOING?
- HOME.
435
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,216
EVEN IF I CAN'T
GO BACK WHERE I STARTED,
436
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,950
MY WEIRD KIDS NEED ME.
437
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,386
WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE A SHORTCUT?
438
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,925
- DAD! GET OUT OF THE WAY.
- YOU'RE BLOCKING THE TV.
439
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:23,830
EMILY. YOUR FOOT.
IT LOOKS TERRIBLE!
440
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,898
OW! OW! DAD, QUIT IT!
441
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,100
AND JOE, YOUR ROCK PROJECT,
IT'S--IT'S--
442
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,571
IT'S BACK TO BEING
ABOUT BORING ROCKS!
443
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,407
TED'S NOT HERE, IS HE?
444
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:38,878
- TED WHO?
- OH! MUSIC TO MY EARS!
445
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,550
I THOUGHT
YOU COULDN'T FIX THIS.
446
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,586
I DIDN'T, DAVID.
YOU DID.
447
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:50,323
ONCE YOU REALIZED
WHERE YOU NEEDED TO BE.
448
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,324
- DADDY?
- YES!
449
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,759
- ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?
- OH...
450
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,628
'CAUSE DOCTOR MONKEY CHUNKS
CAN GIVE YOU A CHECK-UP.
451
00:19:55,662 --> 00:20:00,166
JANIE. NO, GIVE ME A HUG,
MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE PRINCESS.
452
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,601
OH, I'M SO--AMY!
- I'M HOME.
453
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:05,004
AMY! DON'T EVER CHANGE
THAT FACE!
454
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,773
I LOVE IT.
- OKAY.
455
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,441
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT'S CONFUSION, RIGHT?
456
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,776
YOU'RE CONFUSED.
I GET IT.
457
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,810
I CAN SEE IT WRITTEN
ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
458
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:11,811
I LOVE IT.
AND THE BUTT?
459
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:12,912
DON'T EVER CHANGE THE BUTT.
460
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,080
IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE.
461
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,982
- OOH! INAPPROPRIATE!
- GROSS!
462
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,984
EARMUFFS!
463
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,220
OH, COME ON. GUYS,
I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING.
464
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,523
I AM NEVER
GOING ANYWHERE.
465
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,358
BECAUSE NOW I KNOW
466
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,860
WHAT A DIFFERENCE
I MADE IN YOUR LIVES.
467
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,161
YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE
REALLY DIFFERENT?
468
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,430
WHAT?
469
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,632
IF YOU STOPPED
TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF.
470
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,703
THE WORLD
IS A MAGICAL PLACE.
471
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,207
HE IS SO WEIRD.
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