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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:12,360 I'VE GOT TEN LIDS AND A DOZEN CONTAINERS. 2 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:14,318 THIS ONE'S GOT TO FIT. 3 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:16,277 I THINK IT WILL, DADDY, 4 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:19,976 BUT DR. MONKEY CHUNKS HAS HER DOUBTS. 5 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:34,077 PERFECT! 6 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,774 NOT A WORD OUT OF YOU, CHUNKS. 7 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:40,692 MY FANTASY IS--MY FANTASY IS ONE DAY I'LL HAVE A LID 8 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:42,433 FOR EVERY CONTAINER 9 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:45,958 AND NO MORE SOCKS WILL GO MISSING. 10 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:49,179 WOW. MY FANTASIES HAVE GOTTEN REALLY DEPRESSING. 11 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,441 - HEY, DAD. - YEAH. 12 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:52,400 CHECK IT OUT. FITZY'S DAD JUST BOUGHT HIM 13 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,445 THE NEW BRICK-CONNEKT MEGA-STRUCTURES EDITION. 14 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:57,579 IT'S A 6,000-PIECE EXACT REPLICA OF THE TOREN MALIFA. 15 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:58,928 TOREN MALIFA? 16 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:02,062 ISN'T THAT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS FROM {\an8}90210? 17 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,455 NO, NO, NO, IT'S ONE OF THE TALLEST BUILDINGS IN THE WORLD. 18 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,979 - OH, OKAY. - AND I'LL PAY FOR IT. 19 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,242 I PROMISE. I'LL PAY FOR IT. 20 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:09,939 YOU'LL PAY FOR IT? 21 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,941 YOU HAVE $600? 22 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,769 I JUST NEED A SMALL ADVANCE ON MY ALLOWANCE. 23 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:15,771 YEAH, OKAY. HOW SMALL? 24 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:18,382 UM, $599? 25 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:20,341 ARE YOU CRAZY? I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU-- 26 00:01:20,471 --> 00:01:21,559 EVEN IF I DID GIVE YOU THE MONEY 27 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:23,039 FOR THIS--THIS-- THIS QUEEN LATIFAH THING-- 28 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,084 TOREN MALIFA. 29 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:26,042 TAMEDO, TAMIFO-- WHATEVER IT IS. 30 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,609 JOE, I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE MONEY. 31 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,567 YOU'LL DO TO THIS WHAT YOU DO WITH EVERYTHING. 32 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:31,439 YOU GET BORED WITH IT IN TWO SECONDS. 33 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:33,136 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 34 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:35,747 JOE, YOU BEGGED ME FOR A BANJO. 35 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:38,794 YOU EVEN NAMED IT BAN-JOE. 36 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:40,709 IN MY DEFENSE, NOBODY TOLD ME PLAYING THE BANJO 37 00:01:40,839 --> 00:01:43,581 WAS GONNA BE HARD. 38 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:45,279 YOU BEGGED ME FOR FLAMENCO LESSONS, 39 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:46,584 AND NOW YOU WANT TO QUIT? 40 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:50,197 IN MY DEFENSE, I'M NOT QUITTING THE HAT. 41 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,940 YOU BEGGED ME FOR A SNAKE-CHARMER KIT. 42 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:55,941 I GOT YOU THE BASKET. 43 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:58,379 I GOT YOU THE FLUTE. 44 00:01:58,509 --> 00:01:59,989 WHERE'S THE SNAKE? 45 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,383 IN MY DEFENSE... 46 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:05,429 RUN! 47 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,257 LOOK, KEVIN FOUND THE SNAKE IN HIS TRAILER BATHROOM, 48 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,693 SO IT'S ALL FORGOTTEN. 49 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:10,391 NOT BY KEVIN. 50 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:12,306 I HAVE TO DO A REPTILE CHECK AROUND HIS TOILET 51 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:15,178 EVERY TIME HE HAS TO GO. 52 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:17,572 BUT, DAD, IT'S NOT JUST FOR ME, IT'S FOR US. 53 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:18,834 WE CAN BUILD IT TOGETHER. 54 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:21,576 THAT'S WHAT FITZY AND HIS DAD ARE DOING. 55 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:23,926 YOU WANT TO DO THIS TOGETHER? 56 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:26,450 OH, WE'LL DO THIS TOGETHER. THAT'S SWEET OF YOU, SON. 57 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:30,106 GOING TO FITZY'S. SEE YA! 58 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,195 WAIT. I-- 59 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:33,762 WE DO THIS TOGETHER. 60 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:35,851 MM, IN HIS DEFENSE, 61 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:38,897 YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING. 62 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:40,856 EASY FOR YOU TO CRACK WISE 63 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:42,553 WHEN THAT SNAKE IS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN. 64 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:13,105 IS IT JUST ME, DAVID, OR DO YOU FEEL LIKE 65 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,716 WE'RE BONDING? 66 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:17,458 - IT'S JUST YOU. - OKAY. 67 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:19,286 HEY, DAD, I'M GONNA GO CHANGE, 68 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:21,157 THEN HEAD OVER TO CARLOS' TO WATCH A MOVIE. 69 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,985 WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 70 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,856 I SHOWERED TUESDAY. 71 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:27,903 NO, LAST TUESDAY. 72 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:31,298 YOU ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING UNTIL YOU FINISH BUILDING 73 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:32,908 THIS THING OVER HERE, OKAY? 74 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,388 EXCEPT MAYBE SHOWER. 75 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,607 - BUT, DAD-- - NO BUTS. 76 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:39,088 YOU'RE GONNA LEARN TO FINISH WHAT YOU START. 77 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,481 OKAY? 78 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,222 YEAH, AND IF YOU NEED US, YOUR FATHER AND I 79 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:43,397 WILL BE SOMEWHERE BONDING 80 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,355 OVER WHATEVER DAVID WANTS TO BOND ABOUT. 81 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:48,010 - I DON'T WANT TO BOND. - ME EITHER. 82 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:50,273 LOOK AT US BONDING OVER NOT WANTING TO BOND. 83 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,625 THIS IS A PRETTY BIG DECISION. 84 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,758 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET RID OF DR. MONKEY CHUNKS? 85 00:03:56,888 --> 00:03:58,412 I'M SURE. 86 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:01,371 TODAY CHARLOTTE GOT RID OF HER TEDDY BEAR, 87 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:04,983 AND NOW I'M THE LAST ONE IN CLASS WHO HAS A DOLL FRIEND. 88 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:06,289 OKAY, IF YOU'RE POSITIVE. 89 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:07,334 YES. 90 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,553 SO, NO MATTER WHAT I SAY, 91 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:13,122 NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BEG, DO NOT GIVE HER BACK TO ME. 92 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,515 - GOT IT. - GOT IT? 93 00:04:14,645 --> 00:04:16,517 GOT IT. 94 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,649 WAIT. ONE LAST GOOD-BYE. 95 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:20,042 SURE. 96 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:23,393 WHAT DID I JUST SAY, MOM? 97 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:26,222 YOU STINK AT THIS. 98 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:30,966 I NEED SOMEBODY COLD, HEARTLESS. 99 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:34,230 - HEY. - PERFECT. 100 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:37,625 GET RID OF DR. MONKEY CHUNKS FOR ME, DADDY? 101 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,975 OKAY. 102 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:44,893 TOO HEARTLESS. 103 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:48,070 SO JANIE FEELS SHE'S OUTGROWN DR. MONKEY CHUNKS, 104 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,986 AND SHE'D LIKE US TO HELP HER SAY GOOD-BYE. 105 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:54,772 OH. OH, OKAY, I'M SORRY. 106 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:58,428 GOOD-BYE, CHUNKS. 107 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:01,170 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 108 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,390 WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS ALL AT ONCE. 109 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,957 WE CAN SAY GOOD-BYE TO DR. MONKEY CHUNKS 110 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,568 A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME. 111 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,047 RIGHT, DAVID? 112 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:12,573 SEEMS LIKE A WHOLE LOT OF EXTRA WORK, BUT OKAY. 113 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:15,445 HOW ABOUT... 114 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:18,274 WE BUILD A HOSPITAL FOR DR. MONKEY CHUNKS 115 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,407 SO SHE CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH HER PATIENTS 116 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:23,192 WHO MIGHT NEED HER MORE THAN YOU? 117 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,542 - THAT COULD WORK. - OKAY. 118 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,109 YOU'LL REALLY LUCKY, JANIE. 119 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:28,937 AT LEAST YOU'RE GETTING TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 120 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:31,243 THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR ME AND MRS. FLOPPERS. 121 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,506 WHO'S THAT? 122 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:34,290 MY SPECIAL DOLL FRIEND. 123 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:35,509 I'D HAD HER FOR YEARS, 124 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:39,817 BUT I LOST HER ON OUR FAMILY CAMPING TRIP. 125 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,645 I THOUGHT I PACKED HER, 126 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:46,041 BUT TURNS OUT MRS. FLOPPERS GOT LEFT BEHIND. 127 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:48,348 DAD SAID, WHEN HE WENT TO GO BACK AND GET HER, 128 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:49,871 JUST BEFORE HE COULD REACH HER, 129 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:52,003 A HAWK SWOOPED IN 130 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:55,398 AND CARRIED HER OFF INTO THE SUNSET. 131 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:58,749 A HAWK! 132 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,186 YOU MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY SAD. 133 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:05,016 IT WAS HARD AT FIRST, BUT EVENTUALLY I GOT OVER HER. 134 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:08,846 AND IF I CAN DO IT, JANIE, I KNOW YOU CAN TOO. 135 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:10,587 THANKS, EMILY. 136 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:15,287 COME ON, CHUNKS, IF I CAN DO IT, YOU CAN TOO. 137 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:16,506 LOOK AT YOU. 138 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:18,682 YOU HANDLED THAT BEAUTIFULLY, SWEETIE. 139 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:19,770 I KNOW THIS MIGHT SOUND KIND OF WEIRD, 140 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:22,338 BUT SOMETIMES I STILL THINK ABOUT MRS. FLOPPERS 141 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,079 AND WONDER HOW SHE'S DOING. 142 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:28,039 I PICTURE HER BEING QUEEN OF THE HAWKS. 143 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,651 YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN FUNNIER? 144 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:32,479 MRS. FLOPPERS IS ACTUALLY QUEEN OF THE ATTIC. 145 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:35,395 WHAT? 146 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:37,309 WELL, YOU'D HAD MRS. FLOPPERS FOREVER, 147 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,138 AND YOU WERE HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE SEPARATING. 148 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:43,141 OH, DON'T SOFT-PEDAL IT. YOU WERE GETTING WEIRD, EMILY. 149 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:45,143 YOU KNOW, ON YOUR TENTH BIRTHDAY YOU SAID MRS. FLOPPERS 150 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:46,797 DIDN'T WANT YOU TO INVITE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS 151 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:49,409 BECAUSE SHE WANTED SOME MORE "EMILY ALONE TIME." 152 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,585 AND WE THOUGHT IT'D BE BETTER IF MRS. FLOPPERS 153 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:54,283 JUST BUNNY-HOPPED HER WAY UP TO THE ATTIC. 154 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:58,896 SHUT UP! 155 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:00,942 SO YOU'RE SAYING MRS. FLOPPERS HAS BEEN IN THIS HOUSE 156 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,247 ALL THIS TIME? 157 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:03,640 RIGHT ABOVE YOUR HEAD. 158 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:06,338 SHUT UP AGAIN! 159 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:11,474 CLASSIC MOM AND DAD. 160 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:14,390 CLASSIC MOM AND DAD. 161 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:23,791 MRS. FLOPPERS, IT'S REALLY YOU! 162 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:27,751 THERE WAS NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT US. 163 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,318 WHO'S THE FLOPPIEST? 164 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,798 YOU'RE THE FLOPPIEST. 165 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:33,453 HEY, JOE. 166 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:40,242 YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING, UH... 167 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:42,070 YEAH. 168 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,028 LET ME SEE. LET ME HELP YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT, 169 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:45,682 'CAUSE I USED TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 170 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:47,684 I KNOW THIS PIECE COULD SIT RIGHT--OH, OH. 171 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,120 UGH. 172 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:51,862 THAT THERE--THAT'S A DESIGN FLAW RIGHT THERE. 173 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,734 HEY, MARCUS, YOU READY? 174 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:57,085 DAD, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN AND MAKING ME FINISH THIS? 175 00:07:57,215 --> 00:08:00,610 WELL, JOE, BECAUSE EVERYTHING I HAVE IN MY LIFE 176 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:02,525 I'VE GOTTEN BECAUSE I'VE SET GOALS, 177 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,440 AND I'VE ACHIEVED THEM, OKAY? 178 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:05,441 LIKE ACTING-- I WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR, 179 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,225 SO I WENT AND TOOK ACTING LESSONS, 180 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,792 AND I GOT MY EARLOBES FIXED. 181 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,533 AH, I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! 182 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,535 AH, KEVIN, YOU OWE ME 50 BUCKS! 183 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:16,017 DOUBLE OR NOTHING ON THE CALF IMPLANTS! 184 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:17,322 - DAD? - THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME. 185 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:18,585 IT'S ABOUT YOU. 186 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:21,631 YOU HAVE TO LEARN FOLLOW-THROUGH. 187 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,546 SO YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING? 188 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:24,852 NEVER. 189 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,201 HEY, DAD. 190 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,811 SO I WAS JUST POKING AROUND THE ATTIC, 191 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:32,033 JUST FOR FUN, AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND. 192 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:34,688 MRS. FLOPPERS. 193 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:37,473 OH, SHE FOUND FLOPPERS IN THE ATTIC. 194 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:40,128 OH. SHOULD WE BE WORRIED? 195 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,912 GUYS, I'M FINE. 196 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,611 MRS. FLOPPERS IS JUST A CHILDHOOD MEMORY. 197 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:47,222 I'M GONNA PUT HER ON A SHELF IN MY ROOM FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE. 198 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,267 BUT I'LL MAKE SURE TO CLOSE THE WINDOW 199 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,835 JUST IN CASE A HAWK SWOOPS IN AND TRIES TO SNATCH HER FROM ME. 200 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,533 RIGHT, DAD? 201 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,578 OKAY, SHE SEEMS OKAY. 202 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,232 AH, YEAH, SHE'S FINE. 203 00:08:57,362 --> 00:09:00,409 I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS I FOUND YOU. 204 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:04,282 YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T NEED FRIENDS. 205 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:08,330 GUYS, IS THIS HAIR FROM MY FIRST HAIRCUT? 206 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:11,986 OH, NO, SON, THAT'S MINE IN CASE THEY NEED TO CLONE ME. 207 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:16,904 MOM, WHAT'S THIS? 208 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:20,168 OH, THAT'S THE DAY YOUR DAD AND I WENT SKYDIVING. 209 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:21,865 DAD, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT IN THE PICTURE? 210 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,127 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T JUMP. 211 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:25,869 WELL, NO, THAT-- NOT COMPLETELY TRUE. 212 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,002 WHAT HAPPENED, JOE, THERE WAS A LOT 213 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:30,395 OF, YOU KNOW, TECHNICAL ISSUES WHEN IT WAS MY TIME TO GO. 214 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,310 THERE WAS A LOT OF WIND AND NOISE-- 215 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,225 - PARALYZING FEAR. - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 216 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,010 OH, COME ON. 217 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:39,579 IT TOOK US AN HOUR TO CONVINCE YOU THAT THE PLANE HAD LANDED. 218 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:42,669 YOU SCREAMED WHEN THE INSTRUCTOR CARRIED YOU OFF THE PLANE. 219 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:48,544 WOW, DAD. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE FOLLOW-THROUGH TO ME. 220 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:51,634 SO, NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE ANYTHING BUT THIS TO DO. 221 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:53,331 WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 222 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:55,856 WELL, IF YOU CAN'T FINISH WHAT YOU START, WHY SHOULD I? 223 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,470 OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 224 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,472 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- 225 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,692 YOU FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED, 226 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,824 AND I'LL FINISH WHAT I STARTED. 227 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,783 - REALLY? - UH-HUH. 228 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,567 THAT'S HOW BAD YOU WANT ME TO LEARN FOLLOW-THROUGH? 229 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,003 YES. 230 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,049 YOU'D ACTUALLY BE WILLING TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE? 231 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,094 ABSOLUTELY. 232 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,575 WOW, DAD. THIS IS SO INSPIRING. 233 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:23,013 LET'S DO THIS. 234 00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:25,494 ARE YOU SAYING... 235 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,714 THAT IF HE FINISHES THAT, 236 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:31,326 YOU WILL LEAP OUT OF A PLANE... 237 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,807 THAT'S IN THE AIR? 238 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,157 COME ON, HONEY, WHEN HAVE I EVER MOTIVATED HIM 239 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:39,290 TO FINISH ANYTHING? 240 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:40,944 OH, COME ON! 241 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,860 WHEN HAVE I EVER MOTIVATED HIM TO FINISH ANYTHING? 242 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,306 I REALLY THINK I SHOULD GIVE DR. MONKEY CHUNKS 243 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,221 ONE MORE HUG GOOD NIGHT. 244 00:10:57,352 --> 00:11:00,224 HONEY, YOU SAID THAT FIVE HUGS AGO. 245 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:04,533 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS IF YOU'RE NOT READY. 246 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,230 IT'S NOT ME. 247 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,493 IT'S HER. 248 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:11,714 - OH. - SHE CAN'T LET GO. 249 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:14,195 DAVID, YOU WITH US? 250 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,240 WE'RE TRYING TO HELP OUR DAUGHTER HERE. 251 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:19,287 I COULD BE JUMPING OUT OF A PLANE, AMY. 252 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:22,856 WHY DON'T YOU REACH IN THERE, GRAB DR. MONKEY CHUNKS, 253 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:26,555 GIVE HER ONE LAST HUG, AND SAY GOOD NIGHT, HMM? 254 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,168 OH, DAVID, BAD NEWS-- 255 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,822 JOE'S REALLY GOING FOR IT. 256 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:35,695 HE'S ONLY GOT THREE FLOORS LEFT ON THE TOREN MALIFA. 257 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,219 I CAN SEE THAT. 258 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,395 DAVID, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH. 259 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,657 I DID, HONEY. 260 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,355 THAT'S WHY I SAVED MY CLONING HAIR. 261 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,489 LISTEN, I-I THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT JOE WOULD FAIL 262 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,883 BUT STILL LEARN THE LESSON OF FOLLOW-THROUGH. 263 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:53,277 BUT HOW IS HE GONNA LEARN IF HE DOESN'T FOLLOW THROUGH? 264 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,366 I DON'T KNOW. 265 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,847 CLEARLY I DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH ON THAT THOUGHT. 266 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,068 OOH, NICE PLACEMENT. 267 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:04,071 CHECK IT OUT. THE BOY IS MAKING PROGRESS. 268 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,116 HE'S GONNA BE DONE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 269 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,598 HE'S LITERALLY FLYING THROUGH IT. 270 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,035 WHOA! 271 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,384 I SEE THAT. 272 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,560 I COULDN'T BE PROUDER. 273 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,867 I THINK I'M GONNA PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER. 274 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,435 YEAH, I--YOU KNOW, I-- YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, JOE. 275 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:23,612 YOU--YOU'LL BE TOO TIRED TO CELEBRATE. 276 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,048 I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. 277 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:28,922 THAT'S SOMETHING ONLY YOUR DAD CAN THINK OF. 278 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,011 I'M GONNA SET MY ALARM FOR DAWN. 279 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,969 THAT'S RIGHT. HIT THE GROUND RUNNING. 280 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,449 YOU JUST GOING TO HIT THE GROUND. 281 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,756 WHOA! 282 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,002 COME ON, MRS. FLOPPERS, 283 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,222 YOU DESERVE SOME COOKIES AND MILK. 284 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,267 WHAT WAS THAT? 285 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,661 YES, BEING LOCKED IN THE ATTIC FOR SIX YEARS 286 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,228 DOES MAKE YOU A TOUGH COOKIE. 287 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,578 OH, MRS. FLOPPERS, 288 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:19,494 IT'S SO GOOD TO LAUGH AGAIN. 289 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,818 BEST-CASE SCENARIO, HE WON'T HAVE THIS PIECE 290 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,255 FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS. 291 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,144 YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD. 292 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,886 AM I? 293 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:07,847 EAT IT WHILE IT'S HOT, MRS. FLOPPERS. 294 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:11,067 OH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S GIVE IT UP 295 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:14,331 FOR JANIE HOBBS, WHO HAS SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED 296 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:17,944 ONE NIGHT WITHOUT DR. MONKEY CHUNKS. 297 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:21,164 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 298 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,471 I'M A BIG GIRL NOW. 299 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,953 OOPS. I FORGOT MY UNDERPANTS. 300 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,522 EVERYONE, I HAVE GREAT NEWS. 301 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,307 OH, OKAY. 302 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,487 WHAT WAS THAT? 303 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:42,403 FINE. EVERYTHING DOES GO BETTER WITH WHIPPED CREAM. 304 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,017 TA-DA. 305 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:55,024 MY GOD, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 306 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,547 I KNOW, CRAZY, RIGHT? 307 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,376 WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT I WAS A FINISHER? 308 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:02,771 JOE, DID YOU USE ALL THE PIECES IN THE INSTRUCTIONS? 309 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,861 BECAUSE SOMETHING IN MY GUT TELLS ME YOU DIDN'T. 310 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,344 WELL, THERE WERE SOME MISSING. 311 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,781 OH, TOO BAD. 312 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,739 BUT I GOT 'EM FROM FITZY, 313 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:18,265 SO, OFFICIALLY, IT'S 100% FINISHED. 314 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:21,529 AH! OH, GOD. 315 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,924 - WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, SON. - NO, DAD, GOOD FOR US. 316 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,187 WE WERE ONCE QUITTERS, BUT NOW WE'RE FINISHERS. 317 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:29,624 WELL, WE WILL BE ONCE YOU JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE. 318 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,408 WELL, IT'S NOT THAT EASY, JOE. 319 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,845 YOU KNOW, THOSE PLACES GET BOOKED WAY IN ADVANCE. 320 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,369 I MEAN, IT COULD BE MONTHS UNTIL YOUR DAD 321 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:36,761 GETS THE CHANCE TO JUMP. - MONTHS? 322 00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:39,416 OH, NO, NO, NO, I WANT TO DO MY FOLLOW-THROUGH 323 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,679 WAY SOONER THAN THAT, KEVIN. - BUT YOU CAN'T. 324 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,639 THAT'S WHY I ALREADY CALLED, DROPPED DAD'S NAME, 325 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:47,947 AND YOU'RE GOING OUT OF A PLANE AT 12,000 FEET TOMORROW MORNING. 326 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,472 TOMORROW? 327 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:54,127 12,000 FEET? 328 00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:03,266 THIS IS SO COOL, DAD. 329 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,442 THANKS FOR LETTING US UP HERE, MR. RE-APE-ER. 330 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:08,837 THAT'S PRONOUNCED "REAPER," FIRST NAME, GRAHAM. 331 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,666 YOUR NAME'S GRAHAM REAPER? 332 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,798 I KNOW, I KNOW-- IT'S NOT THE BEST NAME 333 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,322 CONSIDERING I'M ABOUT TO SHOVE 334 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,194 YOUR HUSBAND OUT THE DOOR AT 12,000 FEET. 335 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,806 OKAY, JUST BREATHE, DAVID. 336 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,114 YOU OKAY, DAVID? 337 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:28,248 YOU LOOK WHITER THAN WHEN YOU DANCE. 338 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:31,991 STOP DOING THAT, MARCUS. YOU'RE ROCKING THE PLANE. 339 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,036 MARCUS, STOP TORTURING HIM. 340 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:37,039 SWEETIE, THE FACT THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR YOUR SON... 341 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,302 YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT FATHER. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 342 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,696 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME? 343 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,524 YES. 344 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:47,180 IN THE LIVING ROOM ON THE PIANO IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF ME. 345 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:51,184 EVERY DAY AT 4:13, YOU HAVE TO MOVE IT, 346 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,708 OR THE SUN WILL HIT IT AND MAKE IT FADE. 347 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,275 REALLY? 348 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:58,017 THOSE ARE YOUR POTENTIAL LAST WORDS? 349 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,410 OH, SORRY. 350 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:04,632 LOVE YOU. 351 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:08,462 DAVID, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO SAY TO ME? 352 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,159 YES. 353 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,596 THE "CHECK ENGINE" LIGHT JUST WENT ON IN MY CAR. 354 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,121 I NEED YOU TO TAKE IT IN FOR SERVICE. 355 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,123 I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR LAST WORDS WERE, 356 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,342 "KEVIN, YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE." 357 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,865 THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID! 358 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:24,086 IT'S WHAT I HEARD. 359 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,654 - YOU OKAY? - I'M TERRIFIED. 360 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,525 OH, THEN DON'T JUMP. 361 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,658 YOU ENCOURAGED YOUR SON TO FINISH WHAT HE STARTED, 362 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:31,659 AND HE DID. 363 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:32,747 YOU MADE YOUR POINT. 364 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,271 I CAN'T GO BACK ON MY WORD NOW. 365 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,708 HE'S MY SON. WHAT WOULD I LOOK LIKE? 366 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:41,321 ONE MINUTE TILL THE REAPER STRIKES! 367 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,105 I NEED SOME WATER. 368 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,369 I PUT A BOTTLE IN JANIE'S BAG. 369 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,936 JANIE! 370 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,243 DR. MONKEY CHUNKS! 371 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,071 HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 372 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,942 AND TO THINK YOU WERE DOING SO WELL FOLLOWING 373 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,335 IN YOUR SISTER'S FOOTSTEPS. 374 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:56,553 AW, JANIE! 375 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,381 DON'T "AW, JANIE" ME. 376 00:17:58,512 --> 00:17:59,687 YOU HAVE MRS. FLOPPERS. 377 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,036 WHAT? NO-- 378 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,560 MRS. FLOPPERS, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? 379 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:04,953 AW, EMILY. 380 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,781 DON'T "AW, EMILY" ME. 381 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:09,000 I SAW YOU HIDING JOE'S BRICK-CONNEKT PIECES. 382 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,698 YOU EVEN SWALLOWED ONE. 383 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,613 AW, DAD. 384 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,441 SORRY, BUDDY. 385 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:15,964 YOU GONNA BE SORRY WHEN THAT THING REARS 386 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,488 ITS SCRATCHY LITTLE HEAD. 387 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,708 DAD, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MADE ME FINISH IT 388 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,058 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 389 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,843 JOE, WHAT YOUR DAD DID WAS COWARDLY AND SHAMEFUL, 390 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,324 BUT ARE WE REALLY SURPRISED? 391 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,848 AND AS LONG AS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SURPRISES, JOE, 392 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,547 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL YOUR DAD? 393 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,375 REGARDING? 394 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,855 REGARDING WHEN I SAW YOU SNEAKING THROUGH THE HOUSE 395 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:43,078 THIS MORNING WHEN I SNUCK IN TO BORROW AN EGG AND SOME BACON. 396 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:46,429 OH, RIGHT, REGARDING THAT. 397 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,997 I GUESS I REALLY DIDN'T FINISH EITHER, DAD. 398 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,260 I DIDN'T JUST BORROW PIECES FROM FITZY. 399 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,741 I BROUGHT OVER HIS COMPLETE SET. 400 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:58,528 AW, JOE, THANK YOU FOR NOT FOLLOWING THROUGH. 401 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,009 - WHAT? - YOU DIDN'T FINISH! 402 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,054 YOU DIDN'T FINISH! 403 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,014 THAT MEANS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO FINISH! 404 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,016 IT SEEMS THAT THE LESSON THAT WE LEARNED HERE 405 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,499 IS TRYING IS JUST AS GOOD AS FINISHING. 406 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:16,677 JANIE, YOU GIVE UP MONKEY CHUNKS WHEN YOU'RE READY. 407 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,332 EMILY... 408 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,335 WE'LL TALK ABOUT MRS. FLOPPERS ANOTHER TIME. 409 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:25,033 RIGHT NOW I THINK WE SHOULD LAND THIS BIRD 410 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,166 'CAUSE A PIECE OF JOE'S TOREN 411 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,081 IS RACING RIGHT THROUGH MY MALIFA. 412 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,867 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, GOGGLES ON. 413 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:37,088 IT'S GO TIME! 414 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,961 - FLOPPERS! - MONKEY CHUNKS! 415 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,357 SOMETIMES I HATE BEING A DAD. 416 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,139 HI. 417 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,495 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 418 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:41,283 AH, TELL ME SOMEBODY SAW THAT! 29892

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