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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:09,877 THAT'S THE FUNNIEST PART. 2 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:11,011 I'M TOTALLY LOL-ING RIGHT NOW. 3 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:12,780 HILARE, RIGHT? 4 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:15,916 - SO HILARE. - WHAT'S SO HILARE? 5 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:18,152 IT'S ONE THOSE SUPER-CATCHY VIRAL VIDEOS. 6 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,521 BUT YOU WOULDN'T GET IT, DAD, BECAUSE-- 7 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,556 all: "YOU DON'T GOT THE BREAD." 8 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:23,957 YEAH, DAD, 9 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,859 YOU DON'T GOT THE BREAD. 10 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:30,364 all: OH, NO, YOU DURDN'T! 11 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,333 YEAH, YEAH. 12 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,202 YOU THINK THAT I DON'T GET IT, BUT I GET IT. 13 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,137 I GET IT 'CAUSE YOU DON'T GOT THE BREAD. 14 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,506 WELL I GOT THE BREAD 'CAUSE I WENT SHOPPING. 15 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:40,941 LOOK AT THIS. PRINCIPLE TEMPLEMAN SENT 16 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:43,577 A LETTER TO ALL THE PARENTS IN JANIE'S CLASS. 17 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,313 APPARENTLY THERE'S BEEN SOME DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIOR, 18 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,647 BUT IT DOESN'T SAY WHO IT IS. 19 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,682 I KNOW WHO IT IS. 20 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:50,084 IT'S JANIE'S LITTLE KNOW-IT-ALL FRIEND, CHARLOTTE. 21 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,985 ALWAYS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO. 22 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:53,321 "DON'T PARK THERE MR. HOBBS. 23 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,389 THAT'S A HANDICAPPED SPOT." 24 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,725 WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, TEMPLEMAN WANTS ALL THE PARENTS 25 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,394 TO TALK TO THEIR KIDS ABOUT PROPER CLASSROOM CONDUCT. 26 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,330 WELL, I THINK WE'RE OKAY THERE, HONEY. 27 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,665 'CAUSE WE'VE TAUGHT OUR KIDS PROPER CONDUCT. 28 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:09,002 DIE, FITZY, YOU SHOE SCUM! YEAH, YEAH. HU-WAH! 29 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,938 WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 30 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,740 OH, I JUST CLOTHESLINED FITZY. 31 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,508 AND I'M ABOUT TO SHATTER HIS GLASSES 32 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,144 WITH A FLYING EYE-SOCKET ROCKET. 33 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:17,411 WOW. 34 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,380 NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE FITZY. 35 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,682 IT'S NEVER A GOOD DAY TO BE FITZY, MR. HOBBS. 36 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:24,152 WELL, LISTEN, I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE INTO THIS WRESTLING THING, 37 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:26,254 BUT YOU CAN GET SERIOUSLY HURT. 38 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,690 NOW YOU DON'T CLOTHESLINE A FRIEND LIKE THAT, OKAY? 39 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,692 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT PROPERLY. 40 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,661 I BET YOU'RE ALL WONDERING 41 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,163 HOW I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WRESTLING. 42 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:39,167 HE WANTS ONE OF YOU TO ASK. 43 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,434 HOW DO YOU KNOW, MR. HOBBS? 44 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,503 GLAD YOU ASKED, FITZY. 45 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:43,604 BECAUSE MANY YEARS AGO, I DID A LITTLE MOVIE CALLED 46 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,607 {\an8}THE MANE-IAC. 47 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,076 IT'S THE STORY OF AN ORPHANED WRESTLER 48 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,779 WHOSE PARENTS DIED WHEN THEIR HAIR SALON BURNED DOWN. 49 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:55,216 TO HONOR THEIR MEMORY, NEVER DID HE CUT HIS HAIR. 50 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:58,586 HENCE, "THE MANE-IAC". 51 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,521 HOLD THAT, KEVIN. NOW LISTEN. 52 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:01,689 OKAY, LET ME SHOW YOU THE CLOTHESLINE. 53 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,691 FITZY, COME HERE. 54 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,025 HERE'S HOW A REAL PROFESSIONAL DOES THIS, RIGHT. 55 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:06,194 YOU TAKE YOUR FOREARM, JOE, 56 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,196 AND YOU PLANT IT 57 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:09,897 RIGHT INTO FITZY'S WINDPIPE, LIKE THAT, OKAY. 58 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,865 UH, HEY, DAVID. 59 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,701 YEAH, WHAT? I'M JUST SHOWING THESE BOYS 60 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,002 HOW A PROFESSIONALLY TRAINED WRESTLER 61 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,237 WOULD THROW A CLOTHESLINE. 62 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:18,206 ON POOR LITTLE FITZY? 63 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,073 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. CARLOS, COME HERE. 64 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,375 MOVE OVER. 65 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,035 GUYS, THIS IS BULK, MY FRIEND. 66 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,703 THE GUY WHO TRAINED ME TO BE THE MANE-IAC. 67 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,139 WOW, I LOVE WATCHING YOU ON TV, MR. BULK. 68 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,641 CAN YOU STILL MAKE YOUR PECS DANCE? 69 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,809 WOULD YOU LIKE THEM TO TANGO? 70 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:58,779 OR CHA-CHA? 71 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,981 NOW, LISTEN UP. BULK HERE IS GOING TO SHOW YOU 72 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:04,518 THAT THESE WRESTLING MOVES ARE JUST FOR US PROFESSIONALS. 73 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,586 OKAY, YOU READY? 74 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,355 YEAH, LET'S DO THIS. 75 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,457 ALL RIGHT, HERE. CHECK THIS OUT GUYS. HERE WE GO. 76 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,059 WHOA. 77 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,794 WHOA, DAD! THAT WAS AWESOME. 78 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:15,263 YOU THINK THAT WAS AWESOME, WATCH THIS, JOE. 79 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,138 WOW, MR. HOBBS, YOU'RE BARELY BREAKING A SWEAT. 80 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,040 YEAH, TRAINED MYSELF NOT TO SWEAT, FITZY. 81 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,376 IT AFFECTS THE HAIRLINE. 82 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,412 DAD, LOOK OUT. 83 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:33,281 OH! 84 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:36,350 GRR! 85 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:37,585 RARGH! 86 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,096 HELLO? 87 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,431 HEY, POOKIE BEAR. 88 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:57,037 SORRY, DAVID. GOTTA GO PICK UP THE WIFE. 89 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:59,607 NO, NO. YOU HANG UP FIRST. 90 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:00,941 ALL RIGHT, THANKS, BULK. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 91 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,443 SEE, GUYS, THAT'S ONLY THAT 92 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,144 BECAUSE I'M A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL 93 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,980 THAT I CAN KICK BUTT AND DO THIS. 94 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:10,651 OH, LET ME GET 'EM STARTED FOR YOU, DAVID. ALL RIGHT. 95 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,155 YOU HEAR THAT, FELLAS? 96 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,391 AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DOOFUS OVER HERE 97 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,860 THINK'S HE'S A REAL WRESTLER. 98 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:22,596 GUYS, IT'S DR. MAYHEM. 99 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,198 all: BOO! 100 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,668 - YOU LITTLE! - AAH! 101 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,038 I WAS JUST SHOWING THESE YOUNG BOYS HERE 102 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,806 A COUPLE OF MOVES I LEARNED 103 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,543 ON A WRESTLING MOVIE I DID CALLED {\an8}THE MANE-IAC. 104 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,979 YEAH, MY MOTHER MADE ME WATCH IT. 105 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:42,816 I THOUGHT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED "THE LAME-IAC." 106 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,554 I WASN'T TRYING TO BE FUNNY. 107 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,489 OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO HERE. 108 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:49,957 YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT ON A SHOW FOR THE KIDS. 109 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,625 EXCELLENT. 110 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,994 HEY, WHERE'D YOU GO TO COLLEGE, DR. MAYHEM? 111 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,529 UC JERKELEY? 112 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:01,402 CUTE! YEAH. 113 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:04,905 SO YOU THINK DOING ONE STRAIGHT-TO-VIDEO MOVIE 114 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,507 MAKES YOU AN EXPERT? 115 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,241 SOMEONE LIKE YOU... 116 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:11,078 COULD BEAT SOMEONE LIKE ME? 117 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,080 WELL, I'LL THROW DOWN WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. 118 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,449 I GOT A BETTER IDEA, HOLLYWOOD. 119 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:19,720 WHAT DO YOU SAY ME AND YOU, ONE ON ONE, IN THE RING 120 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,389 ON SATURDAY NIGHT? 121 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:25,893 YOU KNOW, GIVE THE PEOPLE A REAL SHOW. 122 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,695 I DO LOVE AN AUDIENCE. OKAY, YOU'RE ON. 123 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,863 - YEAH. HA-HA. WHAT? - YEAH. WHAT? 124 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,500 YEAH, WHAT? 125 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,037 OH! 126 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,410 THANKS FOR COMING DOWN, MRS. HOBBS. 127 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:43,677 I THOUGHT MY LETTER WOULD HAVE CORRECTED 128 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,479 THE DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIOR. 129 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,180 UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S STILL HAPPENING. 130 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,616 OH, I SEE. 131 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,418 IT'S CHARLOTTE. 132 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,152 YOU KNOW I'M FRIENDS WITH HER MOM, 133 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:53,487 SO YOU WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING. 134 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:54,688 IT'S NOT CHARLOTTE. 135 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,957 JOSHUA. 136 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,926 RUMOR HAS IT HIS MOM ENJOYS 137 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,528 THE OCCASIONAL MORNING GRAPE JUICE, 138 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,329 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 139 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,931 IT'S JANIE. 140 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,866 JANIE WHO? 141 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,276 OH, NO, I DURDN'T. 142 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,481 OH, NO, SHE DURDN'T. 143 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:23,083 OH, INDEED SHE DURD. 144 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,320 KEVIN, I AM AN ARTIST. 145 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:31,124 IF I'M NOT 100% PREPARED, I WILL NOT GET INTO THE RING. 146 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,961 I'M TEASING AS FAST AS I CAN, DAVID. 147 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,330 DAD, YOU FIGHTING MAYHEM THIS SATURDAY 148 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:38,866 BLEW UP AT SCHOOL TODAY. 149 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,768 OH. 150 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,135 EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT AT LUNCH. 151 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,237 EVEN DYLAN AT THE COOL TABLE. 152 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:46,006 YOU SAT AT THE COOL TABLE? 153 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:49,677 NO. WE SIT WITH THE SCIENCE CLUB. 154 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,745 BUT WE ARE SUPER GOOD AT READING LIPS. 155 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,981 AH, YEAH. 156 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,183 OH, AND CAN I HAVE FITZY AND CARLOS OVER 157 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,951 TO WATCH THE PRESS CONFERENCE TONIGHT? 158 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,787 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. YEAH, YEAH. 159 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,889 OH, AND ASK DYLAN TO COME OVER TOO. 160 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:02,956 YOU GUYS COULD USE A COOL FR--UH, ANOTHER FRIEND. 161 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,058 THANKS, DAD. 162 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,960 AND MAKE SURE YOU GET ALL UP IN DR. MAYHEM'S GRILL. 163 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,829 YEAH. YEAH. GET ALL UP IN HIS GRILL. 164 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,931 I GOT YOU COVERED, I GOT YOU COVERED. 165 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:11,899 MAN, I'VE WRITTEN ALL THE TRASH TALK YOU WILL NEED. 166 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,734 COOL. 167 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,736 YEAH, EVEN SOME "YOUR MAMA" JOKES. 168 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,571 OH, REALLY? NICE. LIKE "YOUR MAMA'S SO BIG, 169 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,406 WHEN SHE WALKS INTO A GROCERY STORE, 170 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,509 ALL THE FOOD GETS SCARED." ALL RIGHT? 171 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,544 AND THEN YOU IMITATE THE FOOD BEING SCARED, LIKE 172 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,315 MARCUS, YOU GOTTA LEAVE THE ACTING TO ME, OKAY. 173 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:30,217 CAN I SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE? - WHAT YOU GOT? WHAT YOU GOT? 174 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:34,254 OKAY. I GIVE YOU... FRIGHTENED RADISH. 175 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:34,855 READY? - GO AHEAD. 176 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,093 ALL RIGHT, SIMPLE. 177 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,062 OKAY, I GOT TO WRITE THAT DOWN. 178 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,330 WELL, I MET WITH PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN TODAY. 179 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,165 I WAS RIGHT, WASN'T I? 180 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:46,266 IT WAS THAT LITTLE STINKER CHARLOTTE. 181 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,901 IT WAS JANIE. 182 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,970 - JANIE WHO? - OUR JANIE! 183 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,105 SHE WAS DANCE BOMBING THE TEACHER LIKE THIS. 184 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,542 - WHAT? - YEAH. 185 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,443 DOESN'T SOUND LIKE OUR JANIE. 186 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,711 I BET YOU SHE PICKED IT UP FROM CHARLOTTE. 187 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:09,857 all: OH NO WE DURDN'T. 188 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,593 WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. JANIE GOT IT FROM ANOTHER KID. 189 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,427 OUR KID. 190 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:17,130 UNLESS...EMILY GOT IT FROM CHARLOTTE. 191 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,569 WELCOME, WRESTLING FANS. 192 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,470 THIS SATURDAY NIGHT, OUR IMPACT MAIN EVENT 193 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,673 WILL FEATURE A HIGH VOLTAGE SURPRISE. 194 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,175 WRESTLING'S REIGNING BAD BOY, DR. MAYHEM, 195 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:32,646 VERSUS TV'S DAVID HOBBS, A.K.A THE MANE-IAC. 196 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:35,048 JOE, YOUR DAD WRESTLING DR. MAYHEM 197 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,450 COULD BE THE COOLEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF COOL THINGS. 198 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,152 THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL, D-MAN. 199 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,855 THAT'S RIGHT. 200 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,058 DR. MAYHEM, ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO THE CHALLENGER? 201 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,127 I THINK IT'S BEST IF I WRITE IT DOWN. 202 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:50,964 OOH, HE CAN WRITE. 203 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,967 WHAT'S THIS? 204 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,036 IT'S A POWERFUL PRESCRIPTION 205 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:56,870 FOR PAIN! 206 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,815 HEY, MARCUS, WHY DID DAVID AGREE TO DO THIS? 207 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,149 HE'S TRYING TO IMPRESS HIS KID. 208 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,151 BY GETTING HIMSELF KILLED? 209 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:14,622 MAN DOESN'T DOESN'T JUST ACT CRAZY, HE IS CRAZY. 210 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:18,225 MANE-IAC, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT DR. MAYHEM? 211 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,227 LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY, DEREK, 212 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,162 WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH HIM, THE GOOD DOCTOR'S 213 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,031 GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE HIMSELF A FACE CAST. 214 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:27,868 AND BROTHER, THAT'D BE AN IMPROVEMENT. 215 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:30,003 YOU CALLING ME UGLY NOW? 216 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,739 LET'S JUST SAY AN APPLE A DAY 217 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,241 WILL KEEP YOUR UGLY MUG AWAY. 218 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,409 all: BURN! 219 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,114 KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH, HOLLYWOOD. 220 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,450 AND I'M GOING TO PUT YOU ON PERMANENT BED REST. 221 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:45,986 I'M TALKING VEGETATIVE STATE! 222 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,662 SO WHEN YOU SAID MAYHEM WAS CRAZY, 223 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,363 YOU MEAN LIKE HE MIGHT NOT LIKE 224 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,165 A GOOD-NATURED "YOUR MAMA" JOKE? 225 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,000 OH, NO, DO NOT MENTION HIS MAMA. 226 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,702 MAYHEM WILL RIP OFF HIS-- 227 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,371 HELLO? 228 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,707 HEY, POOKIE BEAR. 229 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,909 HOLD THIS. 230 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,679 COME THIS SATURDAY NIGHT, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU 231 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,547 THE MOTHER OF ALL BEATDOWNS. 232 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:15,749 WELL, SPEAKING OF MOTHERS... 233 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,885 AH, PLEASE DON'T. 234 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,287 YOUR MAMA'S SO BIG AND DUMB, SHE ONLY OPENED HER E-MAIL 235 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,022 BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT CONTAINED SPAM. 236 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,625 TALKING ABOUT MY MOTHER NOW? 237 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,761 YEAH, YOUR MAMA WOULD TRY TO GET HERE. 238 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:28,729 BUT SHE'S SO BIG, I COULDN'T GET HER THROUGH THE DOOR. 239 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,508 FRIGHTENED RADISH FACE. 240 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,116 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT--THAT MAYHEM WAS ACTUALLY TRYING 241 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,284 TO TEAR MY HEAD OFF WITH THAT CHAIR. 242 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,120 IT WASN'T SO MUCH HE WAS TRYING TO TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF, 243 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,388 IT WAS MORE LIKE HE WAS, AND I QUOTE, 244 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:58,125 "TRYING TO PUT YOU IN A VEGETATIVE STATE!" 245 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,260 ARE YOU OKAY? 246 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,362 I WAS JUST WATCHING THE PRESS CONFERENCE WITH THE BOYS 247 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,131 AND THE PART WITH THE CHAIR LOOKED KIND OF REAL. 248 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,835 - 'CAUSE IT WAS REAL. - REALLY? 249 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,403 DAD, YOU HAVE TO COME CHECK THIS OUT. 250 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,740 WE TAPED THE PRESS CONFERENCE IN SLO-MO. 251 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,742 THE CHAIR MISSES YOUR HEAD BY THIS MUCH. 252 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,844 IT WAS SO AWESOME. 253 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,578 DAVID, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS ALL FOR SHOW. 254 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,513 YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS. 255 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:21,749 WHAT? NO, I DON'T. SEE HOW EXCITED JOE IS? 256 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,784 I CAN'T LET HIM DOWN. 257 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,585 YEAH, BUT I'M SURE HE'D RATHER SEE HIS FATHER 258 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,755 WHO WASN'T "IN A VEGETATIVE STATE!" 259 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,392 ALL RIGHT. 260 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,861 I GUESS I'LL TELL HIM I'M BACKING OUT. 261 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,899 HEY, JOE, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 262 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:42,435 WOW, MR. HOBBS, NOW I KNOW WHERE JOE GETS HIS COOL FROM. 263 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,037 DYLAN. 264 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,939 - YEAH. - THIS IS DYLAN. 265 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,808 HEY, HONEY, JOE'S NEW FRIEND DYLAN IS HERE. 266 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,609 WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE'S GOING TO 267 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,578 FINALLY KICK MAYHEM'S BUTT. - YEAH. 268 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,047 THAT'S RIGHT, GUYS. IT'S GONNA BE MY DAD. 269 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:58,551 all: MANE-IAC! MANE-IAC! MANE-IAC! 270 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,320 SO, WHAT'D YOU WANT TO TELL ME, DAD? 271 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,322 - WELL, YEAH-- - I BET HE WANTS YOU 272 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,124 TO BE HIS CORNER MAN. THAT WOULD BE EPIC. 273 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,994 all: MANE-IAC! MANE-IAC! MANE-IAC! 274 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,862 OH, OKAY, YEAH, NO, ALL RIGHT, OKAY, YEAH, YEAH, I GOT IT. 275 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,798 LISTEN, GUY-- 276 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:14,601 WELL, THE TRUTH IS THIS. I-- 277 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,403 JOE, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY MY CORNER MAN. 278 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,072 YEAH, COME ON! 279 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,910 all: MANE-IAC! MANE-IAC! - OH, NO, HE DURDN'T. 280 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,883 OH, PAUSE IT RIGHT THERE. PAUSE IT. 281 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,919 OKAY, THAT'S THE MOVE THAT BULK TAUGHT ME. 282 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,354 THE ULTIMATE SLEEPER HOLD CALLED THE DREAM WEAVE. 283 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:40,293 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO LEARN WRESTLING FROM YOUR MOVIE. 284 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,230 IT'S MY ONLY SHOT, MARCUS. I MEAN WITH THAT HOLD, 285 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,198 I WAS ABLE TO REGAIN MY CHAMPIONSHIP BELT 286 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,100 AND REBUILD MY PARENT'S SALON. 287 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,271 HERE, PRACTICE ON ME. 288 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,406 - OH, ALL RIGHT. OKAY. - YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 289 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,175 OKAY. 290 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,643 ALL RIGHT, THERE'S THE WEAVE PART. 291 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:57,710 - YEAH. - OKAY. 292 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,512 OKAY, YEP. 293 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:03,383 - NOW HERE COMES THE DREAM. - OKAY. 294 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,920 SHH. SHH. 295 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,521 IT'S WORK--KEVIN? 296 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,557 ARE YOU ASLEEP? KEVIN? 297 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,960 NO, I JUST WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOU. 298 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,161 COME ON! DON'T DO THAT. 299 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,163 JUST, YOU KNOW, I-- 300 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,697 NO, NO, NO. SHE'S BEEN IMITATING ME. 301 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,766 LET ME TALK TO HER. 302 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,468 YOU HAVE ENOUGH ON YOUR PLATE WITH YOUR OTHER CHILD. 303 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,903 OH, HONEY, JOE'S FINE. 304 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,872 I MEANT DAD. 305 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,710 JANIE. 306 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,480 MOM TOLD ME YOU'VE BEEN DOING MY DANCE BOMB THING AT SCHOOL. 307 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,882 I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, 308 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,716 BUT YOU CAN'T DO IT ANY MORE. 309 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:39,452 WHY? EVERYONE LIKES IT WHEN I DO IT. 310 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,653 AND YOU DO IT. 311 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,622 WELL, BUT I'M OLDER. 312 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,357 YOU CAN'T JUST ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU SEE ME DO. 313 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,293 LIKE WHEN YOU MAKE KISSY FACES 314 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,896 AND TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON YOUR PHONE? 315 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,467 I ONLY DO IT BECAUSE YOU'RE COOL. 316 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,670 AND I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU. 317 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:02,042 AWW. YOU WANT TO BE JUST LIKE ME? 318 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,376 SISTER SELFIE? 319 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:12,385 WHAT? SHE THINKS I'M COOL. I LOST FOCUS AFTER THAT. 320 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:18,225 YOU ARE SO YOUR FATHER'S DAUGHTER, EMILY. 321 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,393 JANIE, WHAT YOUR SISTER WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU 322 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,931 IS YOU NEED TO STOP IMITATING HER AND DISRUPTING CLASS. 323 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:28,068 BUT I'M GETTING LAUGHS, MOM. BIG LAUGHS. 324 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,937 YOU'RE NOT IN SCHOOL TO GET BIG LAUGHS. 325 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,438 YOU'RE THERE TO LEARN. SO, KNOCK IT OFF. 326 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,306 WHY? 327 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:37,744 BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER, AND I SAID SO. 328 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,047 OKAY. SORRY, MOM. 329 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,086 MAYBE I SHOULD CALL YOUR MOTHER 330 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:49,957 AND HAVE HER KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU, MANE-IAC. 331 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,491 WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S IT. 332 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,260 I KNOW HOW TO BEAT MAYHEM. 333 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,627 SHH. YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE KEVIN. 334 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:02,102 I'M NOT ASLEEP BUT I AM DREAMING. 335 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:02,835 OKAY, COME ON. COME ON, SON. 336 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,346 GUYS, CHECK IT OUT. 337 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:20,988 AND NOW, WRESTLING FANS, IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT. 338 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,123 INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER, 339 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:27,560 DAVID HOBBS AS THE MANE-IAC! 340 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,004 fans: MANE-IAC! MANE-IAC! MANE-IAC! 341 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,840 SHAKE THE MANE! 342 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,909 ALL RIGHT, GET READY. 343 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,344 KEVIN, SCRUNCHIE. 344 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,188 DID BULK GET HERE YET? 345 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,389 'CAUSE IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP WITH MY SECRET WEAPON, 346 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,291 I'M IN BIG TROUBLE. 347 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,860 I WOULD TRY MY SECRET WEAPON, GIVING UP. 348 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,695 DON'T WORRY. BULK WILL BE HERE. 349 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:10,170 OH, NO. SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO GET A BOO-BOO. 350 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,373 IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? 351 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:17,810 A DOCTOR OF MAYHEM! 352 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,385 GIVE HIM THE DEATH-ESCOPE! 353 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,320 PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN? 354 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:32,359 OH, HELLO, MRS. HOBBS. UH JANIE. 355 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,761 JUST BLOWING OFF A LITTLE STEAM FOR THE WEEKEND. 356 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:39,432 OH, AND NOTHING PERSONAL, SHOW NO MERCY! 357 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,206 HERE'S MY PATIENT. 358 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:50,610 OPEN UP AND SAY "OW." 359 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,545 COME ON! 360 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,215 DAD, I'M SO PROUD TO BE IN YOUR CORNER. 361 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,283 GO GET HIM. 362 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,957 RARRGGHH! 363 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,562 man: WE LOVE YOU, MANE-IAC! 364 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,265 THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT. I APPRECIATE IT. 365 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,866 - HU-AHH! - AAH! 366 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,408 WHOO! 367 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,677 HELP ME KEVIN. HELP ME KEVIN. HELP ME KEVIN. 368 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,384 all: OOH! 369 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,821 I SAID, HELP ME, KEVIN. 370 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,026 all: OOH! 371 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,468 DAD! DAD, GET UP. 372 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,270 HE'S GOING TO JUMP OFF THE TOP ROPE. 373 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:54,141 I'M TRYING. ARE MY LEGS MOVING? 374 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,575 ROLL, DAVID, ROLL. 375 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,581 - RARGH! - UNH! 376 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,553 ARE YOU OKAY, DAVID? 377 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,421 RARGH! 378 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,357 IS BULK HERE YET? 379 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,195 WELL, THEN, CAN ONE OF YOU GUYS DO SOMETHING, PLEASE? 380 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,029 OKAY, I'LL TELL SOME JOKES. 381 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,698 OKAY, PEOPLE. TIME FOR SOME COMEDY. 382 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:19,899 TWO WRESTLERS WALK INTO A BAR-- 383 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:23,203 NO, THEY DON'T! 384 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,404 OKAY, NO JOKES. THAT'S COOL. 385 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:38,951 NOW WE ALL KNOW WHAT A PATIENT NEEDS BEFORE SURGERY, RIGHT? 386 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,321 TO BE SHAVED! 387 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:42,455 NO! NO! 388 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:55,034 AND I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THIS FAKE MANE OVER HERE. 389 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,206 I WANT THE REAL THING. 390 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,374 SHAVE HIM! 391 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,111 I WANT TO SEE THAT HEAD SHINE. 392 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:08,215 AH-HA! 393 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,083 BENJAMIN ZACHARY FELDMAN, 394 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,353 PUT THOSE CLIPPERS DOWN THIS INSTANT. 395 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,024 - MOM? - BENJI... 396 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,826 YOU WILL NOT TOUCH A HAIR 397 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,028 ON THAT SWEET DAVID HOBB'S HEAD. 398 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,630 CLIPPERS DOWN NOW! 399 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,234 BUT WHY? HE STARTED IT. 400 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,637 BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER AND I SAID SO. 401 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,039 FINE. 402 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,909 DAD, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE. 403 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:40,580 WHY COULDN'T YOU BE A REAL DOCTOR LIKE YOUR BROTHER? 404 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,882 BUT I AM A REAL DOCTOR. 405 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,317 A DOCTOR OF PAIN. 406 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,518 OH. 407 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,329 DREAM WEAVE, DAD! DREAM WEAVE! 408 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,998 NO, NO. REVERSE CARESS! REVERSE CARESS! 409 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,277 UNNNHHH. 410 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,845 AH! YEAH! 411 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,782 THE WINNER BY KNOCKOUT, 412 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:19,352 THE MANE-IAC. 413 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,788 DAD, IT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS FIGHTING THAT GUY. 414 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,190 NO, NO, SON. THAT WAS STUPID. 415 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,359 WELL, WHY'D YOU DO IT? 416 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,362 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SON. I DIDN'T WANT TO LET YOU DOWN. 417 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:33,132 THE LESSON HERE IS YOU GOT TO KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS. 418 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,235 SOMETIMES REAL BRAVERY MEANS JUST WALKING AWAY. 419 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,371 HE'S WAKING UP! 420 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,473 RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! 29804

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