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YOU SURE WE'RE DOING
THE RIGHT THING HERE?
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MM-HMM. I KNOW IT'S SCARY,
BUT STAY STRONG.
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TRUST ME, EVERYTHING'S GONNA
TURN OUT GREAT.
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WELL, I'M GOING AWAY FOREVER.
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WHAT'S IN THE BAG, SWEETIE?
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EVERYTHING I NEED
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...
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MOSTLY LIP GLOSS AND A PILLOW.
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SWEETHEART, YOU--YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO GO?
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CAN I EAT COOKIES
BEFORE DINNER?
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MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE
A HALF--NO.
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CAN I STAY UP PAST 8:00?
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WELL, MAYBE EIGHT O'--NO.
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CAN I EAT MY LIP GLOSS?
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD EAT LIP GLOSS,
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BUT I'M GUESSING, "NO."
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THEN WE'RE DONE HERE.
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DID YOU NOT SEE ME RUNNING
AFTER THE CAR, YELLING,
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"PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME"?
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JOE, WE ALREADY TALKED
ABOUT THIS.
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IT'S NOT COOL TO PICK UP
MY LITTLE BROTHER
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IN FRONT OF SCHOOL.
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I HAVE A REP TO KEEP UP.
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YOUR REP?
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I JUST RAN SCREAMING,
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"PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME,"
AFTER A CAR
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WITH A LICENSE PLATE
THAT READS "SUPER QT."
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I CANNOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
WHAT'S ON DAD'S LICENSE PLATE.
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OKAY, THIS IS ME LEAVING.
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OKAY, WE UNDERSTAND.
RIGHT, DAVID?
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YEAH, HANG ON.
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LISTEN, SWEETHEART,
WE LOVE YOU,
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BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA STAY
IN THIS HOUSE,
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YOU HAVE TO LIVE
BY YOUR MOTHER'S RULES.
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YOU HAVE TO LIVE BY OUR RULES.
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YOU KNOW I'M SIX, RIGHT?
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HEY, IS SHE GONNA BE OKAY?
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SHE'S GOING OVER TO MARCUS
AND ALICIA'S HOUSE.
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SWEETIE, HONEY, THIS ISN'T
THE FIRST TIME SHE'S DONE THIS.
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OH, WAIT, WAIT.
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SHE'S STOPPING,
AND SHE'S SITTING DOWN, HONEY.
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MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
- AND NOW SHE'S TURNING BACK.
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NO, SHE'S POPPING OPEN
A LIP GLOSS
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AND CHOWING DOWN ON IT.
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OH, NOPE.
NOPE, SHE'S UP AND GOING AGAIN.
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I MISS HER ALREADY, AMY.
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LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL
SHE COLORS LATELY.
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SHE STAYS IN THE LINES.
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SHE'S GOT LITTLE HEARTS
AROUND MY NAME.
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AH, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
EVERYWHERE FOR THAT.
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THANKS. YEAH.
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DAVID, SHE'S GONNA BE FINE.
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AMY, THIS GOES
AGAINST EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN.
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WHAT'S MY NUMBER-ONE PRIORITY?
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- NEVER SEND A BAD SELFIE?
- NO.
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NO, MY OTHER
NUMBER-ONE PRIORITY.
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KEEP THE KIDS SAFE.
- THE KIDS SAFE.
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WELL, FOLLOWING RULES
IS WHAT KEEPS KIDS SAFE.
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AS SOON AS SHE REALIZES IT,
SHE'LL COME BACK.
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OH. HEY.
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HEY, YOU KNOW YOUR CHILD
RAN AWAY TO OUR HOUSE?
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- YEAH.
- MM-HMM.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR TAKING HER IN, ALICIA.
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IT'S ALL GOOD.
HOW DO YOU WANT US TO HANDLE IT?
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SHE READY TO COME BACK YET?
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EXCUSE ME,
NEW, BETTER FAMILY...
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WHEN WE GET BACK,
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LET'S HAVE
A CARTOONS COOKIE PARTY.
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DOESN'T SEEM READY.
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- SHE'S REALLY PLAYING HARDBALL.
- OKAY, YEAH, YEAH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
REMINDS ME OF, MARCUS?
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REMEMBER THE NETWORK FORCED US
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TO PUT A MONKEY IN
AS A NEW CHARACTER?
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REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
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YEP, MR. BOBO GOT NOMINATED
FOR AN EMMY.
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RIGHT. WE ARE NOT GONNA
CAVE IN THIS TIME.
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WE'RE GONNA GET TOUGH.
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SHE WANTS TO PLAY HARDBALL,
WE'RE GONNA PLAY HARDER-BALL.
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WE'RE GONNA GET TOUGH. WE'RE
GONNA BE COLD AND HEARTLESS.
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WE'RE GONNA DO THIS
THE AMY WAY.
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THAT'S MY WAY?
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IT'S NAMED AFTER YOU.
IT MUST BE.
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ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE OKAY WATCHING HER?
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OKAY? LOOK, I MISS HAVING
A LITTLE ONE AROUND.
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IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE,
RIGHT, MARCUS?
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HEY, YOU KNOW IT!
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AND, YOU KNOW,
WITH MARY AWAY AT SCHOOL,
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YOU KNOW, MARCUS AND I
WERE ACTUALLY THINKING
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ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER BABY.
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RIGHT, MARCUS?
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YOU KNOW IT!
WHOO!
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AND MARCUS AGREES, YOU KNOW,
IT'LL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR US.
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SO, COME ON, BABY.
- HEY.
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- WE'RE SO EXCITED.
- WHOO! YOU KNOW IT.
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I DIDN'T THINK IT
WOULD BE SO TOUGH,
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BUT IT'S HARD
TO HAVE JANIE AWAY.
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YEAH, I MISS HER TOO.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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- HUH?
- WE'RE FREE.
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HERE'S TO A NIGHT
WITHOUT OUR KIDS.
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MM. IT DOES
SOUND LIKE HEAVEN.
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- HEY.
- WE'RE HERE.
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YOU--YOU KNOW, LISTEN, LET'S
MAKE THE BEST OF THIS, OKAY?
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JANIE'S NOT HERE.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING.
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ANYTHING.
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OH, I GOT A NEW BIG BUDDY
AT SCHOOL TODAY.
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DAVID, THAT'S THE PROGRAM
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WHERE THE SENIORS SHOW YOU
THE ROPES IN, UH, HIGH SCHOOL.
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CARSON AND I HAVE LUNCH
TOGETHER EVERY DAY
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FOR THE NEXT WEEK.
- OH.
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CARSON CASTLE? {\an8}
THE CARSON CASTLE?
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YEAH. WE'VE HAD A LOT
OF COOL TALKS,
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AND I'VE REALLY GOTTEN
TO KNOW HIM.
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WELL, TELL ME ABOUT HIM.
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I MEAN, LIKE,
WHAT THINGS DOES HE LIKE?
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UM, OH, WELL, HE'S CRAZY
ABOUT TRIPLE BLACKTOWER BURGERS.
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I AM TOO. I REMEMBER ONE TIME
AT BLACKTOWER, FITZY AND I--
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UH-HUH. LET'S BRING IT
BACK TO CARSON.
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MAYBE I WAS WRONG.
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DAVID, I REALLY DIDN'T THINK
SHE'D BE GONE THIS LONG.
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, HONEY.
I THINK WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IS,
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WHEN SHE REALIZES
WHAT SHE'S MISSING,
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SHE'LL COME FLYING BACK HERE.
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THAT DOES MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER.
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GOOD.
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?
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- OH, AND SO DOES THAT.
- THERE YOU GO.
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SO YOU DON'T MISS YOUR KID?
- OH, WHAT KIDS?
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- WE'RE STILL HERE.
- NOT COOL.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THAT WAS WILD LAST NIGHT.
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MM. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME.
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- WE JUST FELL ASLEEP AT 8:00.
- MM-HMM.
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ONE NIGHT
WITHOUT JANIE DOES YOU GOOD.
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OH, REALLY GOOD. I DIDN'T EVEN
THINK TWICE ABOUT HER.
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JANIE, HONEY, YOU OKAY?
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SHE'S GREAT, AMY.
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SLEPT LIKE A BABY.
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MARCUS CARRIED HER TO HER ROOM.
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OH, IS HE OKAY?
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YEAH, SHE CAN BE
A BIT OF A KICKER
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WHEN YOU PICK HER UP
IN HER SLEEP.
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NO, HE LOVED IT.
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JANIE HAS BEEN SO MUCH FUN
FOR ME AND MARCUS.
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THANKS FOR LENDING HER TO US.
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OH, BABY, PUT A SMILEY FACE
ON THE PANCAKE FOR ME.
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YOUR MOMMY'S ON THE PHONE.
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THAT'S INTERESTING.
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WELL, SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO TALK RIGHT NOW.
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- UH, BYE.
- BYE-BYE.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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SHE'S SHOWING NO SIGNS
OF WEAKNESS.
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I WILL BREAK HER.
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?
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TO BREAK A LITTLE GIRL,
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YOU GOT TO THINK LIKE
A LITTLE GIRL.
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HOT! HOT! HOT!
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OOH.
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THEY HAVE BOTH ASSEMBLIES
AND LARGE MEETINGS IN THERE.
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THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT
A "MULTI"-PURPOSE ROOM.
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WOW.
YOU KNOW SO MUCH.
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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE A SEARCH ENGINE
IN A HOODIE.
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HEY, GUYS.
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EMILY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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NOTHING. I JUST, UH, WANTED
TO SEE WHAT MY LITTLE BROTHER
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WAS UP TO.
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I'M JOE'S BIG SISTER, EMILY.
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JOE DIDN'T MENTION
HE HAD A SISTER.
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WELL, UH, HE'S
A LITTLE GOOFY SECRET-KEEPER,
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THAT'S WHAT HE IS.
- OW.
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WHO'S IN THE MOOD
FOR BLACKTOWER BURGERS?
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BLACKTOWER BURGERS?
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I LOVE THEM, BUT ISN'T IT
A LITTLE OUT OF THE WAY?
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NO, I JUST SKIPPED SCIENCE
CLASS, DROVE DOWNTOWN,
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RAN OUT OF GAS, HAD A BRISK WALK
THROUGH LITTLE ARMENIA,
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AND, BOOM, THERE I WAS.
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YOU LOOK STUNNING.
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MAN, YOU HAVE TO GET JANIE
OUT MY HOUSE.
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YES, YES, I PROMISE YOU.
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IF ALICIA GOES ALONG
WITH THE PLAN,
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JANIE WILL BE BACK
IN HER ROOM TONIGHT,
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YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE
LONELY MAN CAVE ALL BY YOURSELF
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AND JUST WATCH YOUR LIFE
SLIP BY, MARCUS.
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MAN, THAT'S ALL I ASK.
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NO OFFENSE, BUT I'VE HAD IT UP
TO HERE WITH PLAYING DRESS-UP
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AND SINGING LITTLE
ANNOYING SONGS AND...
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RELIVING MY CHILDHOOD
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THROUGH JANIE'S WONDERFUL
LITTLE EYES.
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HELLO, FATHER.
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HELLO, DAUGHTER.
WHAT BRINGS YOU BY?
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AUNT ALICIA SAID
I'M OUT OF CLOTHES,
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SO I JUST HAVE TO GO TO MY ROOM
TO GET SOME NEW ONES.
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WELL, HANG ON THERE,
UH, PRINCESS.
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I THINK
THAT MIGHT BE A PROBLEM.
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YOU SEE, IT'S NOT
YOUR ROOM ANYMORE.
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OH, HEY.
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YOU GAVE MY ROOM AWAY?
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YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT IT.
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OOH.
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HELLO?
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NO, JANIE DOESN'T LIVE
HERE ANYMORE, CHARLOTTE.
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BUT, UH, YEAH, I THINK
I COULD DO SOME DOLLS LATER,
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BUT I GOT SOME EASY-BAKE TO DO
WITH SALLY TOO,
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SO, UH, MY SCHEDULE'S JUST
KIND OF CRAMMED UP RIGHT NOW.
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YEAH.
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OKAY, LET ME JUST CALL YOU BACK. OKAY.
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THIS SEEMS WRONG.
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IN SO MANY WAYS.
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WELL,
YOU COULD MAKE IT RIGHT.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LIVE
BY THE HOUSE RULES.
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OTHERWISE, THIS "JANIE'S ROOM"
SIGN IS COMING DOWN.
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I'M NOT COMING BACK.
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I CAN'T--
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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I THOUGHT FOR SURE
YOU PRETENDING TO LIVE HERE
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WOULD GET HER BACK.
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"PRETENDING"?
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I-I-I PROMISE YOU,
JANIE WILL BE HOME TODAY.
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EVERYTHING I DO, YOUR DAUGHTER
BOOPS ME WITH A STAR, MAN--
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EVERYTHING.
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I'M BOOPED TO DEATH.
BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP.
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I'M BOOPED, DAVID,
SO VERY, VERY BOOPED.
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I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
TO GET HER BACK HERE.
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00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:41,771
LOOK, YOU TRIED SCARING HER.
222
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,381
WHY DON'T YOU LURE HER
WITH PRIZES,
223
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,557
LIKE I USED TO DO
WITH YOU ON THE SET?
224
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:48,169
- YOU DID THAT, REALLY?
- YES.
225
00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,823
REMEMBER THAT FAKE AWARD
I GAVE YOU
226
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,346
WHEN YOU WOULDN'T COME
OUT OF YOUR DRESSING ROOM
227
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,783
WHEN MR. BOBO GOT NOMINATED?
228
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,961
THAT AWARD WAS FAKE?
229
00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:01,922
YEAH, THAT WAS A TABLE LAMP
FROM YOUR OFFICE.
230
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,750
YOU DIDN'T GET SUSPICIOUS
WHEN YOU GOT AN AWARD
231
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,360
THAT YOU NEVER HEARD OF?
232
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:08,755
OR WHEN YOUR OFFICE
WAS REALLY DARK?
233
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,018
BUT THE LAMPY SEEMED
SO PRESTIGIOUS.
234
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,803
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU DESERVE THIS.
235
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,718
BOOP!
236
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:19,766
HEY, JOE.
237
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,550
WANT A RIDE TO SCHOOL?
238
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,771
YOU MEAN INSIDE THE CAR?
239
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,687
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
240
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,993
YOU'RE MY BRO. I WANT TO GET
TO KNOW YOU BETTER--
241
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,778
YOUR LIKES AND YOUR DISLIKES,
242
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:36,434
YOUR FRIENDS--
FITZY, ELLIOT, AND CARSON.
243
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,698
LET'S START WITH CARSON.
244
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,482
CARSON?
245
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:44,138
SURE, LET'S TALK ABOUT CARSON.
246
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:47,707
UM, WELL, I GUESS THE MAIN THING
IS, IS HE LOVES PUDDING.
247
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,926
- PUDDING?
- CHOCOLATE PUDDING.
248
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,668
OH, AND MAGIC WORLD
AMUSEMENT PARK.
249
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,844
YOU KNOW, I SHOULDN'T BE TELLING
YOU THIS STUFF.
250
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,064
IT'S NOT RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT
SOMEONE WHO'S INTO SOMEONE,
251
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:58,805
RIGHT TO THE PERSON HE'S INTO.
252
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,284
WAIT.
HE'S WHAT?
253
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:03,157
OH, I SAID TOO MUCH.
254
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:06,073
FORGET I MENTIONED
THE PUDDING, MAGIC WORLD,
255
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,727
THE SIGNED TRADING CARDS.
256
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,599
- SIGNED TRADING CARDS?
- AH-AH.
257
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,428
OKAY.
258
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:20,914
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH,
JUST LIKE YOU ASKED.
259
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:23,568
SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG, BUT I HAD
TO GO TO THREE STORES
260
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:26,528
BEFORE I COULD FIND THOSE
STICKERS YOU LIKE SO MUCH.
261
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,530
THANK YOU, AUNT ALICIA.
262
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,967
- YEAH.
- I WOULD LIKE LUNCH ALSO.
263
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:33,100
AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH THAT INFORMATION?
264
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:40,063
IS EVERYTHING OKAY, HONEY?
265
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,674
THIS ISN'T THE GRILLED CHEESE
DADDY MAKES--
266
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:45,634
CRUST OFF, CUT INTO TRIANGLES,
267
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,985
AND THEN HE DOES A FUNNY
GRILLED-CHEESE DANCE.
268
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,771
WELL, THERE ARE SOME THINGS
ONLY YOUR DADDY CAN DO.
269
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,121
DANCE, MARCUS.
270
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:57,515
DANCE.
- OH, OH.
271
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:04,653
WHY DON'T YOU GET THE DOOR?
272
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,524
I GOT TO WORK
ON MY DANCING, I GUESS.
273
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,578
WHY, HELLO.
274
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:19,450
IS THIS THE HOBBS' RESIDENCE?
275
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,758
NO, THEY LIVE ACROSS
THE STREET.
276
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,021
I'M EVER SO SORRY.
277
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,501
W-W-WAIT!
278
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:29,112
WHAT'S HAPPENING
AT THE HOBBS' HOUSE?
279
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:32,333
JUST A MAGICAL PRINCESS PARTY.
280
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:36,467
A PRINCESS PARTY?
I'M MISSING A PRINCESS PARTY?
281
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,818
- OH, NO.
- OKAY.
282
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,777
IT'S A PRINCESS PUPPY PARTY.
283
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,127
A PRINCESS PUPPY PARTY?
284
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,129
I'M MISSING
A PRINCESS PUPPY PARTY?
285
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,871
HOW COULD I BE MISSING
A PRINCESS PUPPY PARTY?
286
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:52,309
KEVIN GETS EVERYTHING!
287
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,442
WELL, I SHOULD GO.
288
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:57,401
THE HOBBS' HOUSE MUST BE
THE MOST WONDERFUL PLACE TO LIVE
289
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,839
IN ALL THE LAND.
290
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:08,412
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
DIDN'T WORK.
291
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:17,247
IF THIS DIDN'T GET JANIE HOME,
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WILL.
292
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:21,121
OH, THIS IS THE BEST
PRINCESS PUPPY PARTY EVER.
293
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,124
AND I'VE BEEN TO THREE.
AH!
294
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:29,825
THANKS, UH--
THANKS FOR THE PUDDING.
295
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,001
JOE TOLD ME
YOU LOVED PUDDING.
296
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,047
SURE. I GUESS.
297
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,571
SEE?
HE'S CRAZY ABOUT IT.
298
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,622
SO, OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS,
299
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,016
I FEEL LIKE
WE'VE REALLY CONNECTED.
300
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,236
WE HAVE?
301
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,934
UH, YEAH.
302
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,501
WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
303
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,895
WE BOTH LOVE
BLACKTOWER BURGERS,
304
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,854
RADIO-CONTROLLED COPTERS,
UH, KICKBOXING.
305
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:02,118
OH, HOW I {\an8}LOVE KICKBOXING.
306
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,815
WOW.
I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED.
307
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,948
I AM FULL OF SURPRISES...
308
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,646
LIKE THESE TWO TICKETS
TO MAGIC WORLD AMUSEMENT PARK
309
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,126
THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE.
310
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,781
SHI-BAM!
311
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,783
IT WAS WAY COOLER
IN MY HEAD.
312
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,567
OKAY.
313
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,656
UH, ANYWAY,
IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE
314
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,441
TO TAKE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE.
315
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,051
I'M SPECIAL.
316
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,662
NOT THAT KIND
OF SPECIAL, JOE.
317
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,664
WELL, THERE IS A GIRL
I'D LIKE TO ASK.
318
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,188
AND I BET SHE'D SAY YES.
319
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,929
MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES
AMUSEMENT PARKS.
320
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,974
GIRL-WHAT NOW?
321
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:35,804
THANKS, EMILY.
LUCY'S REALLY GONNA LOVE THESE.
322
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,633
HAVE FUN!
323
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,940
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
324
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,202
YOU KNEW HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND?
325
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,943
YOU WERE USING ME
THIS WHOLE TIME.
326
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,683
YOU WERE COMPLETELY USING ME
327
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:48,164
TO GET TO CARSON CASTLE'S
PRETTY EYES.
328
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,688
HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE HAS PRETTY EYES?
329
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:54,562
I'M NOT DEAD INSIDE.
330
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,172
YOU'RE A JERK.
331
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,783
NO, YOU WERE.
I WAS JUST A JERK BACK.
332
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,743
FINE.
WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.
333
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,353
YOU KNOW, EM...
334
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,703
IT STINKS NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK
TO YOU AT SCHOOL,
335
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,358
PRETENDING I DON'T KNOW YOU.
336
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:11,361
THESE LAST FEW DAYS, IT'S BEEN
FUN HAVING MY SISTER BACK.
337
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,060
REALLY?
338
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,757
IS THAT WHAT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT?
339
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,193
WELL, ACTUALLY, NO.
340
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,891
IT WAS MORE
ABOUT THOSE MAGIC WORLD TICKETS,
341
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,937
BUT, UH, HANGING OUT WITH YOU
342
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,070
WAS KIND OF A NICE
CONSOLATION PRIZE.
343
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,725
YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE.
344
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,685
RIDE HOME?
- REALLY?
345
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:34,428
YOU HAVE TO WEAR A WIG,
AND I GET TO CALL YOU TRISHA.
346
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:37,126
HEY, THAT'S PROGRESS.
347
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,148
DON'T BE SAD, DADDY.
348
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,110
JANIE?
349
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:08,201
WHAT HAPPENED?
350
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,203
YOU GREW UP.
351
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,856
THAT'S WHAT EVERY PARENT SAYS
352
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,381
WHEN THEIR CHILD
LEAVES FOR COLLEGE.
353
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,557
COLLEGE.
354
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:20,126
NO. NO, IT'S TOO SOON, HONEY.
I'M--
355
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:25,696
IT SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY
YOU WERE...
356
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,350
YOU WERE IN KINDERGARTEN.
357
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,614
I KNOW IT'S HARD, DADDY.
358
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:34,401
BUT I'LL ALWAYS BE
YOUR LITTLE GIRL.
359
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,708
I'M JUST HAPPY YOU WERE THERE
FOR ME GROWING UP...
360
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,711
FOR EVERY MOMENT.
361
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,845
WE DIDN'T WASTE A DAY.
362
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,504
DAVID?
363
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:51,940
HUH?
364
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,334
YOU OKAY?
365
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,597
NO.
366
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,600
NO, I MISS JANIE,
367
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,384
AND, UM,
WE'RE WASTING TIME, HONEY.
368
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:02,820
WE'RE WASTING PRECIOUS TIME.
369
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,257
WHAT ABOUT COMING BACK
ON OUR TERMS?
370
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,693
WHAT ABOUT BEING GOOD PARENTS?
371
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,043
COME ON, HONEY, WHO CARES?
372
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,089
SHE'S SIX.
SHE WANTS A COOKIE.
373
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,482
WHO CAN BLAME HER?
374
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:15,833
AND IF THAT MAKES ME A LOUSY
PARENT, THEN I'M A LOUSY PARENT.
375
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,488
BUT I WANT MY BABY BACK HERE,
NO CONDITIONS.
376
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,969
WAIT.
I'M A LOUSY PARENT TOO.
377
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:25,539
HELLO.
WE'RE HOME.
378
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,368
WE DON'T GET MUCH OF A WELCOME
WHEN WE COME HOME, DO WE?
379
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,067
HELLO.
I'M HOME.
380
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,462
- JANIE!
- MY BABY!
381
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,815
MAYBE IT'S US.
382
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,559
- CAN I HAVE MY OLD ROOM BACK?
- ABSOLUTELY.
383
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,475
REALLY?
JUST LIKE THAT?
384
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,781
NO "HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT THIS, KEVIN?"
385
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:55,090
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED
AT THE SWATCHES I PICKED OUT.
386
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,005
- WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
- WE DID.
387
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,702
I MISSED YOU TOO
388
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,009
AND NOT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE
389
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,491
A DECENT GRILLED CHEESE.
390
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,276
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU
FOR WATCHING JANIE.
391
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,278
OH, NO WORRIES.
392
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,888
I FORGOT
HOW MUCH WORK A KID IS.
393
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,542
OH, YEAH.
394
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:16,198
WE LOVED HAVING HER,
BUT I AM EXHAUSTED.
395
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:19,114
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME
STAY OVER, AUNT ALICIA.
396
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,333
AND I CAN'T ASK FOR A BETTER
397
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,987
SECOND DADDY THAN YOU,
UNCLE MARCUS.
398
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:26,600
OH, SECOND DADDY. OH.
399
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:30,604
BABY GIRL, YOU COME OVER
ANYTIME YOU WANT TO, OKAY?
400
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,998
YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKING,
401
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:36,958
IT WAS NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE ONE
RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE AGAIN.
402
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:39,439
YOU KNOW,
I WASN'T SURE BEFORE,
403
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:43,486
BUT NOW I KNOW THAT WE'RE BOTH
READY FOR A SECOND CHILD.
404
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,707
AM I RIGHT, ALICIA?
- YOU KNOW IT, BABY.
405
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,190
COME ON.
- LET'S GO.
406
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,453
- THANKS, GUYS.
- BYE.
407
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:54,976
I MISSED YOU ALL.
408
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:59,023
I MISSED THE WAY DADDY DOES
HIS GRILLED-CHEESE DANCE...
409
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,503
AND THE WAY MOMMY
TUCKS ME IN...
410
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,505
AW, SWEETIE.
411
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,943
AND THE WAY JOE GIVES ME
BUTTERFLY KISSES...
412
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:10,557
AND THE WAY EMILY ROLLS HER EYES
WHEN MOMMY AND DADDY SPEAK.
413
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:16,693
HOW MUCH DID YOU MISS ME?
414
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:19,130
OH, SWEETHEART, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN'T EVEN MEASURE IT.
415
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,090
IT'S CERTAINLY
MORE THAN MOMMY DID.
416
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,921
HOW ABOUT WE CELEBRATE
WITH SOME COOKIES?
417
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,357
THAT'S OKAY.
418
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,533
NO COOKIES BEFORE DINNER--
REMEMBER?
419
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:31,839
GOOD GIRL.
420
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:40,413
I HAVE NO IDEA
HOW THOSE GOT THERE.
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