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SO, UH, VALENTINE'S DAY
IS TOMORROW.
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OH, IS IT?
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OH, IT IS.
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PREPARE FOR A JOE-MANTIC GIFT.
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YOU KNOW, JOSEPH,
WHEN I GIGGLE,
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIGGLE TOO.
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GOT IT.
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BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO.
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- BYE.
- SEE YA.
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WHEW.
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SO VALENTINE'S DAY
IS TOMORROW.
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OH, IS IT?
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- OH, IT IS.
- HMM.
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COME ON, IT'S A TIME FOR A MAN
TO SHOW HIS WOMAN
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HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER.
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HONEY, WHY DON'T WE JUST HAVE
A NICE, ROMANTIC DINNER?
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WE DON'T NEED
TO EXCHANGE GIFTS.
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YOU'RE AFRAID TO OPEN MY GIFT,
AREN'T YOU?
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- A LITTLE BIT.
- REALLY?
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A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.
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IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES
THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE...
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WELL, JUST COME OUT
AND SAY IT.
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- SUCKY?
- WOW.
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COME ON, THEY HAVEN'T BEEN
ALL THAT BAD.
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HUH? HUH?
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YOU HATE CRUMBS.
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AND IT'S RED
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
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HUH? HUH?
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PUPPIES, MARGARITAS, AND ME.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I PROMISE YOU,
THIS YEAR FOR VALENTINE'S DAY,
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I'M GONNA HIT A HOME RUN, OKAY?
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
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DAD TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU
HE GIVES GOOD GIFTS AGAIN?
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HEY!
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COME ON, ALL RIGHT,
I MAY ADMIT THAT THE HOBBS MEN
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MAY HAVE A VALENTINE'S CURSE,
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BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT OUR GIFT--
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WAIT, A VALENTINE'S CURSE
RUNS IN OUR FAMILY?
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A CURSE.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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THE FIRST VALENTINE
SETS THE TONE
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FOR THE ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP.
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WHAT IF AMANDA DOESN'T LIKE
WHAT I GOT HER?
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WHAT DID YOU GET HER?
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I GOT HER
A STATUE OF A HORSE,
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BECAUSE SHE LIKES HORSES.
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AND I HOPE STATUES.
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AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET HER
AN IRON, SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT.
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IT WAS RED
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!
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IT WAS AN IRON!
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OKAY, DAVID--
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OKAY, YOU HAVE TOO MUCH PAPER, DAVID.
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YOU HAVE TO CUT IT.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I-I'M GONNA TUCK IT UNDER.
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YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU TUCK IT,
IT'S--
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IT CRUMPLES WHEN YOU--
AND THEN IT GETS BULGY.
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WELL, MAYBE I LIKE IT BULGY, KEVIN.
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BEHOLD, PEOPLE!
WAWAH!
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IN THIS BOX IS MY WIFE'S
VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT.
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IN 20 YEARS OF MARRIAGE,
I HAVE NEVER FAILED
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TO GET ALICIA
THE PERFECT GIFT,
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AND THIS YEAR IS NO--
[imitates whoosh]-- {\an8}EXCEPTION.
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AND YOU NEVER FAIL TO GIVE
THAT SAME ANNOYING SPEECH,
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AND THIS YEAR IS NO {\an8}EXCEPTION.
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LOOK, MAN, I NEED YOU
TO HIDE THIS,
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'CAUSE ALICIA IS LIKE
A BLOODHOUND
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WHEN IT COMES DOWN
TO FINDING GIFTS...
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- OKAY.
- SO YOU GOTTA HIDE IT FOR ME.
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- ALL RIGHT, GOT IT, I GOT IT.
- ALL RIGHT.
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- WHAT IS THIS?
- CAN'T KEEP IT AT MY PLACE.
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OH, THAT'S NICE.
"FOR MY...BOO"?
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THAT'S WHAT I CALL ALICIA.
"BOO."
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REALLY, THAT'S HER NICKNAME?
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MAN, IT'S LIKE A TERM
OF ENDEARMENT, DAVID.
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LIKE, "HEY, BOO!"
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"LOOKING GOOD, BOO."
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HOW ABOUT,
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN. BOO!"
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WHOA.
YOU SCARED ME.
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YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD SCARER, DAVID.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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LOOK, I NEED YOU TO HIDE THIS,
MAN, SO NO ONE CAN SEE IT, OKAY?
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- ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
- HEY, HIDE IT LIKE YOU DID
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THAT JAPANESE LAXATIVE
COMMERCIAL YOU DID.
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HEY, AND BY THE WAY,
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THAT PACKAGE IS LOOKING
A LITTLE BULGY.
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- HE LIKES IT BULGY.
- I LIKE IT BULGY.
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JOE!
YOU GOT A PACKAGE!
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AND WE GOT CARDS!
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WOW, YOU GUYS WERE ACTUALLY
ABLE TO FIND CARDS
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FOR JANIE'S FRIENDS
THE DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S?
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YEAH, WANNA SEE?
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THEY HAVE A BIG, RED HEART
ON THEM.
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"CONGRATULATIONS
ON A SUCCESSFUL BYPASS."
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REALLY?
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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HALF HER FRIENDS
CAN'T READ ANYWAY.
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JANIE, AS GREAT
AS THESE CARDS ARE,
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WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S EVEN BETTER?
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MAKING HOMEMADE CARDS YOURSELF.
I'LL EVEN HELP YOU.
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
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NO, BECAUSE I LOVE
THE JOY OF CRAFTING.
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AND BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
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WHERE'S THE PACKAGE?
DOES IT LOOK BROKEN?
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HOLD ON A SECOND.
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BE CAREFUL.
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OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OKAY.
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WOW.
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THAT IS GREAT.
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I MEAN, IT'S STILL
A HORSE STATUE, BUT,
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YOU KNOW, NO CURSE FOR YOU.
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HEY,
SWEET HORSE STATUE, DUDE.
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YEAH.
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THAT WAS CLOSE.
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OH, NO.
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IT'S RUINED.
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I AM CURSED!
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ALL I WANTED WAS A JOE-MANTIC
EVENING WITH AMANDA.
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TELL YOU WHAT,
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SINCE I DON'T HAVE PLANS
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY...
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NOT HER CHOICE.
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WHY DON'T I MAKE YOU
AND AMANDA
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A NICE, ROMANTIC DINNER
RIGHT HERE?
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YEAH, AND I'LL HELP YOU
WITH THE STATUE.
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IT'LL TAKE ME, LIKE,
FIVE MINUTES.
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GIVE OR TAKE
AN HOUR AND A HALF.
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I'M DONE!
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OH, WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU'RE DONE?
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YOU ONLY MADE ONE CARD.
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THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS
WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED.
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IT'S EASIER TO MAKE
MORE FRIENDS THAN MORE CARDS.
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WOW!
THE MESS YOU GUYS MADE.
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I KNOW.
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I'LL USE THIS BEAUTIFUL
YET FUNCTIONAL GIFT
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I GOT YOUR MOM
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!
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WOW, IT STILL WORKS!
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LOOK AT THIS!
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YEAH, IT'S THE GIFT
THAT KEEPS ON SUCKING.
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WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
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WHY DON'T YOU GO UNDER
THE CUSHIONS, SWEETIE? IT'S--
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- OH--
- WHAT'S THIS?
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- OH, UM--
- IS THIS A HIDDEN BOX?
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NO, NO, THAT'S--
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- IT'S A JEWELRY BOX.
- YEAH, THAT--THAT'S--
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YEAH, I-I KNOW, HONEY.
HANG ON, HANG ON.
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HOLD ON A SECOND.
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OH, HONEY.
OH, HONEY, SWEETIE!
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I LOVE IT!
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SURPRISE.
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"FOR MY...BOO"?
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YOU'RE MY BOO.
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YOU KNOW
THAT'S WHAT I CALL YOU.
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- YOU DO?
- I "BOO."
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THERE IT IS AGAIN.
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WOW, DAD, I GOT TO SAY,
YOU REALLY SCORED THIS TIME.
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YEAH, WELL, LISTEN, HONEY,
CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
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CAN YOU--CAN YOU PRETEND
THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE IT
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AND PUT IT BACK,
AND THIS WAY,
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I CAN SURPRISE YOU
ON VALENTINE'S DAY?
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CAN WE DO THAT?
- OH, YES, YES.
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YOU'RE SO ROMANTIC, DAVID.
I CAN DO SURPRISED, WATCH.
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OH, MY GOSH! WHAT?
WHERE DID YOU--
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- I'M GONNA TRY IT ON.
- OKAY--
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NO, YOU, UM--
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OH, OKAY.
- OH, JOE!
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YOU CAN RELAX NOW, BECAUSE
THE HOBBS' VALENTINE'S CURSE
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IS OFFICIALLY BROKEN.
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YOUR DAD GOT ME A VERY AWESOME
AND THOUGHTFUL GIFT.
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WHAT A RELIEF.
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THE HORSE MUST HAVE JUST BROKEN
ON ITS OWN.
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MY DINNER'S NOT GONNA BE
A DISASTER.
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- HEY!
- HEY, HEY.
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TIME TO GET MY NECKLACE BACK.
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WHAT NECKLACE?
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THE NECKLACE
I JUST GAVE YOU.
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OH, OH, SORRY, MARCUS,
I CAN'T PLAY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!
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I'M HANGING OUT WITH MY BOO.
- WHO?
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MARCUS, TAKE A LOOK
AT THE NECKLACE
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DAVID GOT ME
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
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HE DID WHAT WITH WHAT,
WITH WHO, HOW, WHY, BOO, HUH?
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?
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NAILED IT.
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YOU GAVE ALICIA'S NECKLACE
TO AMY?
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WHAT?
- I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HER.
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WHAT DID--WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SHE IS LITERALLY WEARING IT.
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SHE FOUND IT,
AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FOR HER.
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- UH--
- HEY, GUYS.
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JUST GETTING SOME WATER.
- OH.
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NO PROBLEM, BOO.
- HE CALLS ME BOO.
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- BUT--
- WHO KNEW?
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YOU NOT ONLY STOLE
MY WIFE'S NECKLACE,
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YOU ALSO STOLE
MY WIFE'S NICKNAME?
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LOOK, MARCUS, YOU ARE THE KING
OF VALENTINE'S GIFTS, RIGHT?
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TRUE.
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AND I KNOW YOU CAN GO OUT
RIGHT NOW AND GET ALICIA
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AN EVEN MORE AWESOME GIFT.
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OF COURSE I COULD,
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BECAUSE I AM THE KING.
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I AM.
- RIGHT!
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THAT'S WHY YOU NEED
TO LET ME KEEP THIS.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOW HAPPY
SHE WAS WHEN SHE OPENED THE BOX.
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MARCUS, COME ON.
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SHE REALLY LIKED IT, HUH?
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- OH, MAN, SHE LOVED IT!
- THAT WAS A GOOD GIFT.
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SHE WENT CRA--
AND IT'S NOT EVEN HER NICKNAME.
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- MM.
- THAT'S HOW GOOD YOU ARE.
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ALL RIGHT, MAN.
ALL RIGHT.
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I HAVE TIME,
AND I AM THE KING.
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I WILL GET ANOTHER GIFT.
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YES, I KNOW YOU WILL, MARCUS.
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OH, MAN, I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, THE KEY IS
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TO THINK ABOUT
THE OTHER PERSON FIRST AND--
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- YOU LOST ME.
- WHA--
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GUYS, WE'RE OUT OF HERE!
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SO, JOE, BIG NIGHT.
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FIRST GIRLFRIEND,
FIRST VALENTINE'S.
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OOH, AND I FOUND
MY FIRST CHEST HAIR TODAY, DAD.
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LOOKS LIKE
I'M REALLY GROWING UP, HUH?
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YEAH, WHOA!
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NOW, YOU WANT TO SHOW
THAT SUCKER OFF, RIGHT?
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SO WHY DON'T YOU OPEN THAT UP
A LITTLE BIT, LOOSEN THE TIE?
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HAVE FUN WITH AMANDA TONIGHT, SWEETIE.
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OH, YOU GOT
A LITTLE SOMETHING.
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- CHEST HAIR, CHEST HAIR!
- I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EYELASH!
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I THOUGHT
IT WAS AN EYELASH!
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00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:07,519
I'LL BE IN THE CAR.
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ALL RIGHT.
228
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,701
YOU OKAY?
229
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:18,400
YEAH, JUST A LITTLE SWEATY,
A LITTLE GASSY.
230
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:21,055
SO NORMAL?
231
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:25,407
LOOK, JOE, YOU LIKE AMANDA,
SHE LIKES YOU.
232
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:29,411
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED
TO MAKE VALENTINE'S SPECIAL.
233
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,196
- THANKS, DAD.
- ALL RIGHT.
234
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:35,765
SORRY, YOU SQUEEZED IT
OUT OF ME.
235
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,419
YEAH.
236
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:41,162
BETTER NOW THAN LATER.
237
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:44,121
OKAY, NOW, JANIE,
YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL
238
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,645
AROUND THIS INSTA-GLUE.
239
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,299
THE COMMERCIAL SHOWS AN ENTIRE
SCHOOL BUS BEING LIFTED
240
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,911
BY A METAL BEAM
USING ONLY A FEW DROPS.
241
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:54,175
NOT EVERYTHING THAT'S ON TV
IS TRUE, KEVIN.
242
00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,829
YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT.
243
00:10:55,959 --> 00:11:00,007
MY BUTT-BE-TIGHT MACHINE HAS
NOT DELIVERED AS ADVERTISED.
244
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,836
I'M STILL, LIKE, SIX WEEKS AWAY
FROM YOGA PANTS.
245
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,926
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
LIKE, CONFIDENTLY?
246
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,624
GUYS, I TOTALLY FORGOT
AMANDA'S CARD!
247
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:12,280
RELAX, JOE.
I'LL MAKE YOU ONE.
248
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:15,631
WHEN SHE SAYS "ONE,"
SHE MEANS ONE.
249
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,679
IT'S HER.
250
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:26,381
HI, AMANDA.
251
00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:29,384
HEY, JOSEPH.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S.
252
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,517
OOH, DON'T SQUEEZE TOO HARD.
253
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,956
WOW, EVERYTHING'S
SO BEAUTIFUL.
254
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,523
THIS REALLY IS GOING TO BE
A JOE-MANTIC EVENING.
255
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,526
OH, YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?
256
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:44,181
YOU HAVE SUCH
A WAY WITH WORDS.
257
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:47,794
I KNOW.
WORDS ARE MY SPECIAL GOOD.
258
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,582
JOE, YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
259
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,975
NOW JUST GO OVER THERE
AND CHARM HER
260
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,281
WITH SOME OF THAT CLASSIC
JOE AWESOMENESS.
261
00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:00,894
JOE CAN DO THAT.
262
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,940
KEVIN...
263
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,203
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR HAND
IS STUCK TO THE BACK OF MY NECK
264
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,945
FROM THE INSTA-GLUE
YOU WERE USING ON THE HORSE.
265
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:11,556
OKAY, I WON'T.
266
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:14,821
ALTHOUGH FOR A FIRST GUESS,
THAT WAS AMAZINGLY ACCURATE.
267
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,781
AAH!
268
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:26,963
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR
A VERY ROMANTIC EVENING, DAVID.
269
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,792
- ROMANCE IS WHAT I DO.
- MM-HMM.
270
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,361
SO TELL ME AGAIN
HOW YOU PICKED OUT THE NECKLACE.
271
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,711
TELL ME AGAIN.
- WELL, AFTER I SAW IT
272
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,452
IN THE STORE WINDOW,
SOME OTHER GUY CAME IN
273
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,627
AND TRIED TO BUY IT FIRST.
- MM-HMM.
274
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,063
AND I SAID, "SIR...
275
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:44,981
"IF YOU WANT TO STAND BETWEEN ME
AND MY BOO'S HAPPINESS,
276
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,591
YOU BETTER BE WILLING TO FIGHT
TO THE DEATH."
277
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,289
WOW.
278
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,380
EXCUSE ME, SIR,
I HATE TO INTERRUPT,
279
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,860
BUT ONE OF OUR PATRONS
IS A HUGE FAN,
280
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,470
AND HE REALLY WANTS
TO MEET YOU.
281
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:59,604
OH, I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT
I'M HERE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE,
282
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,737
HAVING
A LOVELY VALENTINE DINNER.
283
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,001
ON THE OTHER HAND,
284
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,221
IF I CAN MAKE ANOTHER MAN'S
VALENTINE'S MORE MEMORABLE,
285
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,789
I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY--
- GO SAY HELLO TO YOUR FAN.
286
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,966
I'LL FRESHEN UP.
- RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR.
287
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,532
OH.
288
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,926
SIR, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED.
IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL
289
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,189
TO HAVE A MAN-CRUSH
ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
290
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,235
GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT.
291
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,890
- WHAT?
- GIVE--GIVE IT TO ME!
292
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,327
WHA--YOU SAID YOU WOULD GET
ALICIA A BETTER GIFT.
293
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,460
I TRIED, MAN,
BUT YOUR CURSE CAME UPON ME.
294
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,897
I WAS HEADED
TO THE JEWELRY STORE
295
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,681
FOR A NEW NECKLACE,
GOT A FLAT TIRE.
296
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,815
THEY TOWED ME TO A GAS STATION,
SO I HAD TO IMPROVISE.
297
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,947
I GOT YOU NEW GIFTS.
298
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,515
I HELPED YOU OUT.
299
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,126
A KEY CHAIN, A SQUEEGEE,
AND AN AIR FRESHENER?
300
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,301
AND THAT'S PINA COLADA.
THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.
301
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,303
OH, I DON'T CARE, MARCUS.
NO!
302
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,089
I KNOW YOU BROUGHT IT.
GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT.
303
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,960
WHAT?
GET AWAY FROM ME, MAN, NO.
304
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,527
GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT.
305
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:53,615
GIVE IT.
GIVE ME BACK MY--
306
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,663
GIVE IT!
307
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:02,363
OW! OW! OW!
308
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:05,148
STOP IT, STOP IT!
309
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,497
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
310
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,499
EVERYTHING IS GREAT.
I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.
311
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,719
DON'T BE SHY.
I WON'T BITE.
312
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,034
SO HERE I AM.
313
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:32,480
'SUP?
314
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,932
I'M REALLY SORRY.
315
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,326
IT'S A LONG STORY
INVOLVING GLUE,
316
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,415
BUT LONG STORY SHORT, IT LOOKS
LIKE WE'RE STUCK WITH HIM.
317
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,245
"STUCK WITH HIM."
YOU'RE FUNNY.
318
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,856
IT'S A PRETTY
STICKY SITUATION.
319
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:07,036
LOOK AT YOU TWO BONDING.
320
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:11,823
I'M NOT HERE.
321
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,390
- I FINISHED THE CARD.
- OKAY.
322
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:17,133
HERE, AMANDA, THIS IS FOR YOU.
323
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,267
"THE ONLY VALENTINE
FOR ME IS A MAN."
324
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:29,276
"DUH."
OH, AMANDA!
325
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,973
I LOVE IT.
326
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,327
EXCUSE ME, MISS,
HAVE YOU SEEN MY HUSBAND?
327
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,417
I BELIEVE I SAW HIM
AT THE LOBSTER TANK.
328
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,466
MY EYES!
329
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,818
I KNOW, I'M SORRY YOU HAD
TO WORK TONIGHT, CHELSEA,
330
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:54,257
BUT I PROMISE, WE'LL BE TOGETHER
NEXT VALENTINE'S DAY, BOO.
331
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:57,869
WHAT? NO, I ALWAYS
CALL YOU "BOO," BOO.
332
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,092
I GOTTA GO.
333
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,617
GOOD NEWS, WE GLUED
THE HORSE BACK TOGETHER.
334
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,750
OH, NICE JOB.
335
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,406
AND NOW I'M STUCK.
336
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:15,017
I'LL HELP!
337
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,327
JANIE, DID YOU PUT
EXTRA INSTA-GLUE ON THE HORSE
338
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,937
AFTER I TOLD YOU NOT TO?
339
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,113
NO!
340
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,810
YES.
341
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:31,512
ARE THESE NECESSARY, MAN?
WE SAID WE WERE LEAVING.
342
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,604
I CAN SEE WHERE THESE MIGHT
BE FRUSTRATING FOR A LOBSTER.
343
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:41,087
DAVID, LOOK, MAN, YOU'VE BEEN
GIVING AMY LAME GIFTS FOR YEARS.
344
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,002
SHE'S GOTTEN
USED TO THE DISAPPOINTMENT.
345
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,656
I'VE NEVER LET ALICIA DOWN.
346
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:48,877
PLEASE DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY
FROM ME.
347
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:53,186
YOU'RE RIGHT. HERE.
348
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,100
SHOULD NEVER--
SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THIS THING
349
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,493
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
350
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,104
MARCUS?
351
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,888
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
352
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,718
DAVID LEFT YOUR GIFT AT HOME,
353
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,111
SO I RAN IT UP HERE FOR YOU.
354
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,026
HAVE A NICE DINNER.
355
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,158
- THANK YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.
356
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:12,118
WHAT'S THIS?
357
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:15,947
UH, THAT'S
YOUR ACTUAL VALENTINE'S GIFT.
358
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,776
WH-WHERE'S MY NECKLACE?
359
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:19,821
WELL, HONEY,
I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE YOU
360
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,083
WITH AN EVEN BETTER GIFT.
361
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,477
WITH MY NECKLACE
WRAPPED AROUND IT?
362
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,696
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP FOCUSING
ON THE NECKLACE
363
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,743
AND JUST FOCUS ON THE BAG?
- MM-HMM, ALL RIGHT.
364
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,875
I-I DON'T GET IT.
365
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,751
YOU'RE THE KEY
TO MY HEART.
366
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,104
YOU'RE LIKE A BREATH
OF FRESH AIR, HONEY.
367
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:51,287
AND THAT IS JUST GOOD
TO HAVE WITH YOU IN YOUR CAR.
368
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,380
I GET IT.
OH, I GET IT!
369
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,340
I LOVE YOU!
370
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,559
- NAILED IT.
- YES!
371
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,780
OH, MY!
372
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,698
THANK YOU, HONEY, I LOVE YOU!
SEE YOU AT HOME!
373
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,402
YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DANCER, JOE.
374
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,969
PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF.
375
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,232
AND YOU GUYS TOO.
376
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,626
- THANK YOU, THANKS.
- THANKS.
377
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:29,760
LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING FUN.
- WE DID A GOOD THING.
378
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:33,460
AN EVEN BETTER THING WOULD BE
DANCING ME OVER TO THE BATHROOM.
379
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:42,295
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME
FROM GETTING IN THAT CAR?
380
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,648
YOU WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN,
AND I THOUGHT FOR SURE
381
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,780
THE COPS WOULD STOP YOU BEFORE
YOU PULLED IN THE DRIVEWAY.
382
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,347
I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY WERE CHASING ME.
383
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:55,090
I THOUGHT YOU'D ARRANGED TO HAVE
THE POLICE ESCORT ME HOME.
384
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,961
HONEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I-I AM--I'M SORRY.
385
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,615
I'M THE WORST GIFT GIVER EVER.
386
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:01,662
SWEETIE, HONEY, IT ALL STARTED
WHEN YOU PROMISED ME
387
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,925
THAT YOU HAD THIS HOME-RUN GIFT
TO GIVE ME.
388
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,274
WHAT IS IT?
389
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,623
REALLY?
WANT ME TO GIVE THE GIFT
390
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,539
THAT MIGHT MAKE
THIS NIGHT WORSE?
391
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,150
HONEY, I WAS JUST HANDCUFFED
FACE DOWN
392
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,152
IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY, OKAY?
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT.
393
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,153
ALL RIGHT.
394
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,067
ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT.
395
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,114
OH, MY GOD.
396
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,247
HERE YOU GO.
397
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:25,599
OH, HOW CUTE!
YOU HAD JANIE WRAP IT!
398
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,253
SURE.
399
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,782
THIS IS THE BOWLING SCORECARD
400
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,392
FROM OUR FIRST DATE.
- YEAH.
401
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,787
REMEMBER, I BEAT YOU
THREE TIMES?
402
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,920
HONEY, YOU KEPT THIS
ALL THESE YEARS?
403
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,619
OH.
OH, I LOVE IT.
404
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:46,620
REALLY?
405
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,144
REALLY.
OH, HONEY, I LOVE YOU.
406
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,754
- OH, I LOVE YOU TOO, HONEY.
- OH.
407
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,365
WOW.
408
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:55,150
THIS IS THE BEST GIFT
I'VE EVER BEEN GIVEN.
409
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,066
REALLY?
SO THE CURSE IS LIFTED?
410
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,374
- BIG-TIME. BIG-TIME.
- OH, THANK YOU.
411
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,202
THANK YOU, HONEY.
412
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,507
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
413
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,379
OH, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, SWEETIE.
414
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,729
AW, JANIE HELPED YOU FRAME IT.
415
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,861
SURE.
416
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,215
HEY, WHAT'S JANIE DOING UP?
417
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,870
SHH!
JOE'S SAYING GOOD-BYE.
418
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,524
WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME
IF I TOLD YOU THIS NIGHT
419
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:25,398
WENT EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN?
420
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,314
JOE, THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST
ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S EVER.
421
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,489
REALLY?
422
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,317
ALL I WANTED WAS
TO SPEND IT WITH YOU.
423
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:37,323
OH, NO, ARE YOU STUCK?
424
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,455
NOPE.
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