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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:10,401 SO, UH, VALENTINE'S DAY IS TOMORROW. 2 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:11,402 OH, IS IT? 3 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:12,969 OH, IT IS. 4 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,579 PREPARE FOR A JOE-MANTIC GIFT. 5 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:19,628 YOU KNOW, JOSEPH, WHEN I GIGGLE, 6 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:20,716 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIGGLE TOO. 7 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,631 GOT IT. 8 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:24,024 BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO. 9 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:33,033 - BYE. - SEE YA. 10 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:36,036 WHEW. 11 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:39,474 SO VALENTINE'S DAY IS TOMORROW. 12 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,302 OH, IS IT? 13 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:43,347 - OH, IT IS. - HMM. 14 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:50,398 COME ON, IT'S A TIME FOR A MAN TO SHOW HIS WOMAN 15 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:51,834 HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER. 16 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:55,359 HONEY, WHY DON'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE, ROMANTIC DINNER? 17 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:57,883 WE DON'T NEED TO EXCHANGE GIFTS. 18 00:00:58,014 --> 00:01:00,364 YOU'RE AFRAID TO OPEN MY GIFT, AREN'T YOU? 19 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:01,452 - A LITTLE BIT. - REALLY? 20 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,106 A LITTLE BIT, YEAH. 21 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,152 IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE... 22 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:06,805 WELL, JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT. 23 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:08,372 - SUCKY? - WOW. 24 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:11,680 COME ON, THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ALL THAT BAD. 25 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:14,552 HUH? HUH? 26 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:16,902 YOU HATE CRUMBS. 27 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,296 AND IT'S RED FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 28 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:25,911 HUH? HUH? 29 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:33,223 PUPPIES, MARGARITAS, AND ME. 30 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:37,706 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I PROMISE YOU, THIS YEAR FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, 31 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:39,534 I'M GONNA HIT A HOME RUN, OKAY? YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 32 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:41,927 DAD TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU HE GIVES GOOD GIFTS AGAIN? 33 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,886 HEY! 34 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:45,235 COME ON, ALL RIGHT, I MAY ADMIT THAT THE HOBBS MEN 35 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:46,715 MAY HAVE A VALENTINE'S CURSE, 36 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:48,151 BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT OUR GIFT-- 37 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:49,892 WAIT, A VALENTINE'S CURSE RUNS IN OUR FAMILY? 38 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,372 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CURSE. 39 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:52,895 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 40 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,244 THE FIRST VALENTINE SETS THE TONE 41 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,464 FOR THE ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP. 42 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,335 WHAT IF AMANDA DOESN'T LIKE WHAT I GOT HER? 43 00:01:58,466 --> 00:01:59,336 WHAT DID YOU GET HER? 44 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:00,381 I GOT HER A STATUE OF A HORSE, 45 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:03,166 BECAUSE SHE LIKES HORSES. 46 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,690 AND I HOPE STATUES. 47 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:08,040 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET HER AN IRON, SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT. 48 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:09,433 IT WAS RED FOR VALENTINE'S DAY! 49 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:10,478 IT WAS AN IRON! 50 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,763 OKAY, DAVID-- 51 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:36,243 OKAY, YOU HAVE TOO MUCH PAPER, DAVID. 52 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:37,069 YOU HAVE TO CUT IT. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 53 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,202 I-I'M GONNA TUCK IT UNDER. 54 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,509 YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU TUCK IT, IT'S-- 55 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,989 IT CRUMPLES WHEN YOU-- AND THEN IT GETS BULGY. 56 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,687 WELL, MAYBE I LIKE IT BULGY, KEVIN. 57 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:49,169 BEHOLD, PEOPLE! WAWAH! 58 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:52,694 IN THIS BOX IS MY WIFE'S VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT. 59 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:55,131 IN 20 YEARS OF MARRIAGE, I HAVE NEVER FAILED 60 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:57,394 TO GET ALICIA THE PERFECT GIFT, 61 00:02:57,525 --> 00:03:02,051 AND THIS YEAR IS NO-- [imitates whoosh]-- {\an8}EXCEPTION. 62 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,880 AND YOU NEVER FAIL TO GIVE THAT SAME ANNOYING SPEECH, 63 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:07,404 AND THIS YEAR IS NO {\an8}EXCEPTION. 64 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:08,884 LOOK, MAN, I NEED YOU TO HIDE THIS, 65 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:10,494 'CAUSE ALICIA IS LIKE A BLOODHOUND 66 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:11,974 WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO FINDING GIFTS... 67 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:13,193 - OKAY. - SO YOU GOTTA HIDE IT FOR ME. 68 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,411 - ALL RIGHT, GOT IT, I GOT IT. - ALL RIGHT. 69 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,718 - WHAT IS THIS? - CAN'T KEEP IT AT MY PLACE. 70 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:20,939 OH, THAT'S NICE. "FOR MY...BOO"? 71 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:23,594 THAT'S WHAT I CALL ALICIA. "BOO." 72 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:24,900 REALLY, THAT'S HER NICKNAME? 73 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:27,729 MAN, IT'S LIKE A TERM OF ENDEARMENT, DAVID. 74 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,557 LIKE, "HEY, BOO!" 75 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:33,474 "LOOKING GOOD, BOO." 76 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:35,040 HOW ABOUT, "HAPPY HALLOWEEN. BOO!" 77 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:38,043 WHOA. YOU SCARED ME. 78 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:39,654 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD SCARER, DAVID. 79 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:40,959 ALL RIGHT. 80 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,570 ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 81 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,528 LOOK, I NEED YOU TO HIDE THIS, MAN, SO NO ONE CAN SEE IT, OKAY? 82 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,400 - ALL RIGHT, OKAY. - HEY, HIDE IT LIKE YOU DID 83 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,271 THAT JAPANESE LAXATIVE COMMERCIAL YOU DID. 84 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:53,276 HEY, AND BY THE WAY, 85 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:55,278 THAT PACKAGE IS LOOKING A LITTLE BULGY. 86 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:58,368 - HE LIKES IT BULGY. - I LIKE IT BULGY. 87 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:10,119 JOE! YOU GOT A PACKAGE! 88 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,034 AND WE GOT CARDS! 89 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:14,166 WOW, YOU GUYS WERE ACTUALLY ABLE TO FIND CARDS 90 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,430 FOR JANIE'S FRIENDS THE DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S? 91 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:17,518 YEAH, WANNA SEE? 92 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,694 THEY HAVE A BIG, RED HEART ON THEM. 93 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:23,828 "CONGRATULATIONS ON A SUCCESSFUL BYPASS." 94 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,614 REALLY? 95 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:27,658 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 96 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:30,008 HALF HER FRIENDS CAN'T READ ANYWAY. 97 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:33,621 JANIE, AS GREAT AS THESE CARDS ARE, 98 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,275 WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER? 99 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:38,234 MAKING HOMEMADE CARDS YOURSELF. I'LL EVEN HELP YOU. 100 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:42,630 BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? 101 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,763 NO, BECAUSE I LOVE THE JOY OF CRAFTING. 102 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:48,853 AND BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 103 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,030 WHERE'S THE PACKAGE? DOES IT LOOK BROKEN? 104 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:53,989 HOLD ON A SECOND. 105 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:56,121 BE CAREFUL. 106 00:04:57,427 --> 00:05:00,300 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OKAY. 107 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:01,649 WOW. 108 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:03,390 THAT IS GREAT. 109 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,261 I MEAN, IT'S STILL A HORSE STATUE, BUT, 110 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,394 YOU KNOW, NO CURSE FOR YOU. 111 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,877 HEY, SWEET HORSE STATUE, DUDE. 112 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,879 YEAH. 113 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:18,666 THAT WAS CLOSE. 114 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:21,843 OH, NO. 115 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,410 IT'S RUINED. 116 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:26,151 I AM CURSED! 117 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:28,502 ALL I WANTED WAS A JOE-MANTIC EVENING WITH AMANDA. 118 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:29,894 TELL YOU WHAT, 119 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:32,070 SINCE I DON'T HAVE PLANS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY... 120 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:35,683 NOT HER CHOICE. 121 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,467 WHY DON'T I MAKE YOU AND AMANDA 122 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,339 A NICE, ROMANTIC DINNER RIGHT HERE? 123 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,645 YEAH, AND I'LL HELP YOU WITH THE STATUE. 124 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:44,561 IT'LL TAKE ME, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES. 125 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:51,655 GIVE OR TAKE AN HOUR AND A HALF. 126 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,619 I'M DONE! 127 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:01,230 OH, WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE DONE? 128 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,753 YOU ONLY MADE ONE CARD. 129 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:05,452 THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED. 130 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:08,106 IT'S EASIER TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS THAN MORE CARDS. 131 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:13,634 WOW! THE MESS YOU GUYS MADE. 132 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:14,896 I KNOW. 133 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:20,641 I'LL USE THIS BEAUTIFUL YET FUNCTIONAL GIFT 134 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:23,687 I GOT YOUR MOM FOR VALENTINE'S DAY! 135 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:26,081 WOW, IT STILL WORKS! 136 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:27,735 LOOK AT THIS! 137 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:31,391 YEAH, IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON SUCKING. 138 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,001 WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, 139 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,524 WHY DON'T YOU GO UNDER THE CUSHIONS, SWEETIE? IT'S-- 140 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:35,917 - OH-- - WHAT'S THIS? 141 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,658 - OH, UM-- - IS THIS A HIDDEN BOX? 142 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:39,137 NO, NO, THAT'S-- 143 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,661 - IT'S A JEWELRY BOX. - YEAH, THAT--THAT'S-- 144 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:44,273 YEAH, I-I KNOW, HONEY. HANG ON, HANG ON. 145 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,274 HOLD ON A SECOND. 146 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,625 OH, HONEY. OH, HONEY, SWEETIE! 147 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:50,801 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE IT! 148 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:54,805 SURPRISE. 149 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:57,504 "FOR MY...BOO"? 150 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:01,508 YOU'RE MY BOO. 151 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:02,770 YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL YOU. 152 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,163 - YOU DO? - I "BOO." 153 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:08,036 THERE IT IS AGAIN. 154 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,908 WOW, DAD, I GOT TO SAY, YOU REALLY SCORED THIS TIME. 155 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,649 YEAH, WELL, LISTEN, HONEY, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 156 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,477 CAN YOU--CAN YOU PRETEND THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE IT 157 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:15,696 AND PUT IT BACK, AND THIS WAY, 158 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,698 I CAN SURPRISE YOU ON VALENTINE'S DAY? 159 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,264 CAN WE DO THAT? - OH, YES, YES. 160 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:22,398 YOU'RE SO ROMANTIC, DAVID. I CAN DO SURPRISED, WATCH. 161 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,444 OH, MY GOSH! WHAT? WHERE DID YOU-- 162 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:27,577 - I'M GONNA TRY IT ON. - OKAY-- 163 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:28,926 NO, YOU, UM-- 164 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,841 OH, OKAY. - OH, JOE! 165 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:33,409 YOU CAN RELAX NOW, BECAUSE THE HOBBS' VALENTINE'S CURSE 166 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,890 IS OFFICIALLY BROKEN. 167 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:39,459 YOUR DAD GOT ME A VERY AWESOME AND THOUGHTFUL GIFT. 168 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,027 WHAT A RELIEF. 169 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:44,681 THE HORSE MUST HAVE JUST BROKEN ON ITS OWN. 170 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,989 MY DINNER'S NOT GONNA BE A DISASTER. 171 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,039 - HEY! - HEY, HEY. 172 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,999 TIME TO GET MY NECKLACE BACK. 173 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,304 WHAT NECKLACE? 174 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:01,263 THE NECKLACE I JUST GAVE YOU. 175 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:04,701 OH, OH, SORRY, MARCUS, I CAN'T PLAY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW! 176 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:07,095 I'M HANGING OUT WITH MY BOO. - WHO? 177 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:08,400 MARCUS, TAKE A LOOK AT THE NECKLACE 178 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:11,926 DAVID GOT ME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 179 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,972 HE DID WHAT WITH WHAT, WITH WHO, HOW, WHY, BOO, HUH? 180 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,496 IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? 181 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:19,281 NAILED IT. 182 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,372 YOU GAVE ALICIA'S NECKLACE TO AMY? 183 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,027 WHAT? - I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HER. 184 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:28,333 WHAT DID--WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SHE IS LITERALLY WEARING IT. 185 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:31,293 SHE FOUND IT, AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FOR HER. 186 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:34,035 - UH-- - HEY, GUYS. 187 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:36,559 JUST GETTING SOME WATER. - OH. 188 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,736 NO PROBLEM, BOO. - HE CALLS ME BOO. 189 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:40,868 - BUT-- - WHO KNEW? 190 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,307 YOU NOT ONLY STOLE MY WIFE'S NECKLACE, 191 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:48,136 YOU ALSO STOLE MY WIFE'S NICKNAME? 192 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:51,835 LOOK, MARCUS, YOU ARE THE KING OF VALENTINE'S GIFTS, RIGHT? 193 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,837 TRUE. 194 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,491 AND I KNOW YOU CAN GO OUT RIGHT NOW AND GET ALICIA 195 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,319 AN EVEN MORE AWESOME GIFT. 196 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,234 OF COURSE I COULD, 197 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:00,235 BECAUSE I AM THE KING. 198 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:01,802 I AM. - RIGHT! 199 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,499 THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO LET ME KEEP THIS. 200 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,240 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOW HAPPY SHE WAS WHEN SHE OPENED THE BOX. 201 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:06,371 MARCUS, COME ON. 202 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:07,938 SHE REALLY LIKED IT, HUH? 203 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,897 - OH, MAN, SHE LOVED IT! - THAT WAS A GOOD GIFT. 204 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:12,421 SHE WENT CRA-- AND IT'S NOT EVEN HER NICKNAME. 205 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,728 - MM. - THAT'S HOW GOOD YOU ARE. 206 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,686 ALL RIGHT, MAN. ALL RIGHT. 207 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:19,297 I HAVE TIME, AND I AM THE KING. 208 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,473 I WILL GET ANOTHER GIFT. 209 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,649 YES, I KNOW YOU WILL, MARCUS. 210 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,651 OH, MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 211 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,566 WELL, YOU KNOW, THE KEY IS 212 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,437 TO THINK ABOUT THE OTHER PERSON FIRST AND-- 213 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,527 - YOU LOST ME. - WHA-- 214 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:35,879 GUYS, WE'RE OUT OF HERE! 215 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,751 SO, JOE, BIG NIGHT. 216 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:40,710 FIRST GIRLFRIEND, FIRST VALENTINE'S. 217 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:43,539 OOH, AND I FOUND MY FIRST CHEST HAIR TODAY, DAD. 218 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,021 LOOKS LIKE I'M REALLY GROWING UP, HUH? 219 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,763 YEAH, WHOA! 220 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,155 NOW, YOU WANT TO SHOW THAT SUCKER OFF, RIGHT? 221 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,723 SO WHY DON'T YOU OPEN THAT UP A LITTLE BIT, LOOSEN THE TIE? 222 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:58,510 HAVE FUN WITH AMANDA TONIGHT, SWEETIE. 223 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,382 OH, YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING. 224 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,384 - CHEST HAIR, CHEST HAIR! - I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EYELASH! 225 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:05,213 I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EYELASH! 226 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:07,519 I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 227 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:11,132 ALL RIGHT. 228 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,701 YOU OKAY? 229 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:18,400 YEAH, JUST A LITTLE SWEATY, A LITTLE GASSY. 230 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:21,055 SO NORMAL? 231 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:25,407 LOOK, JOE, YOU LIKE AMANDA, SHE LIKES YOU. 232 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:29,411 THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE VALENTINE'S SPECIAL. 233 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,196 - THANKS, DAD. - ALL RIGHT. 234 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:35,765 SORRY, YOU SQUEEZED IT OUT OF ME. 235 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,419 YEAH. 236 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:41,162 BETTER NOW THAN LATER. 237 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:44,121 OKAY, NOW, JANIE, YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL 238 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,645 AROUND THIS INSTA-GLUE. 239 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,299 THE COMMERCIAL SHOWS AN ENTIRE SCHOOL BUS BEING LIFTED 240 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,911 BY A METAL BEAM USING ONLY A FEW DROPS. 241 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:54,175 NOT EVERYTHING THAT'S ON TV IS TRUE, KEVIN. 242 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,829 YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT. 243 00:10:55,959 --> 00:11:00,007 MY BUTT-BE-TIGHT MACHINE HAS NOT DELIVERED AS ADVERTISED. 244 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,836 I'M STILL, LIKE, SIX WEEKS AWAY FROM YOGA PANTS. 245 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,926 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE, CONFIDENTLY? 246 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,624 GUYS, I TOTALLY FORGOT AMANDA'S CARD! 247 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:12,280 RELAX, JOE. I'LL MAKE YOU ONE. 248 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:15,631 WHEN SHE SAYS "ONE," SHE MEANS ONE. 249 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,679 IT'S HER. 250 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:26,381 HI, AMANDA. 251 00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:29,384 HEY, JOSEPH. HAPPY VALENTINE'S. 252 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,517 OOH, DON'T SQUEEZE TOO HARD. 253 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,956 WOW, EVERYTHING'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 254 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,523 THIS REALLY IS GOING TO BE A JOE-MANTIC EVENING. 255 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,526 OH, YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? 256 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:44,181 YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS. 257 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:47,794 I KNOW. WORDS ARE MY SPECIAL GOOD. 258 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,582 JOE, YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 259 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,975 NOW JUST GO OVER THERE AND CHARM HER 260 00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,281 WITH SOME OF THAT CLASSIC JOE AWESOMENESS. 261 00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:00,894 JOE CAN DO THAT. 262 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,940 KEVIN... 263 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,203 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR HAND IS STUCK TO THE BACK OF MY NECK 264 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,945 FROM THE INSTA-GLUE YOU WERE USING ON THE HORSE. 265 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:11,556 OKAY, I WON'T. 266 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:14,821 ALTHOUGH FOR A FIRST GUESS, THAT WAS AMAZINGLY ACCURATE. 267 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,781 AAH! 268 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:26,963 THANK YOU AGAIN FOR A VERY ROMANTIC EVENING, DAVID. 269 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,792 - ROMANCE IS WHAT I DO. - MM-HMM. 270 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,361 SO TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU PICKED OUT THE NECKLACE. 271 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,711 TELL ME AGAIN. - WELL, AFTER I SAW IT 272 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,452 IN THE STORE WINDOW, SOME OTHER GUY CAME IN 273 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,627 AND TRIED TO BUY IT FIRST. - MM-HMM. 274 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,063 AND I SAID, "SIR... 275 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:44,981 "IF YOU WANT TO STAND BETWEEN ME AND MY BOO'S HAPPINESS, 276 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,591 YOU BETTER BE WILLING TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH." 277 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,289 WOW. 278 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,380 EXCUSE ME, SIR, I HATE TO INTERRUPT, 279 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,860 BUT ONE OF OUR PATRONS IS A HUGE FAN, 280 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,470 AND HE REALLY WANTS TO MEET YOU. 281 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:59,604 OH, I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT I'M HERE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, 282 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,737 HAVING A LOVELY VALENTINE DINNER. 283 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,001 ON THE OTHER HAND, 284 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,221 IF I CAN MAKE ANOTHER MAN'S VALENTINE'S MORE MEMORABLE, 285 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,789 I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY-- - GO SAY HELLO TO YOUR FAN. 286 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,966 I'LL FRESHEN UP. - RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR. 287 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,532 OH. 288 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,926 SIR, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL 289 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,189 TO HAVE A MAN-CRUSH ON VALENTINE'S DAY. 290 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,235 GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT. 291 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,890 - WHAT? - GIVE--GIVE IT TO ME! 292 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,327 WHA--YOU SAID YOU WOULD GET ALICIA A BETTER GIFT. 293 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,460 I TRIED, MAN, BUT YOUR CURSE CAME UPON ME. 294 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,897 I WAS HEADED TO THE JEWELRY STORE 295 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,681 FOR A NEW NECKLACE, GOT A FLAT TIRE. 296 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,815 THEY TOWED ME TO A GAS STATION, SO I HAD TO IMPROVISE. 297 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,947 I GOT YOU NEW GIFTS. 298 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,515 I HELPED YOU OUT. 299 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,126 A KEY CHAIN, A SQUEEGEE, AND AN AIR FRESHENER? 300 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,301 AND THAT'S PINA COLADA. THAT WAS THE LAST ONE. 301 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,303 OH, I DON'T CARE, MARCUS. NO! 302 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,089 I KNOW YOU BROUGHT IT. GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT. 303 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,960 WHAT? GET AWAY FROM ME, MAN, NO. 304 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,527 GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT. 305 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:53,615 GIVE IT. GIVE ME BACK MY-- 306 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,663 GIVE IT! 307 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:02,363 OW! OW! OW! 308 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:05,148 STOP IT, STOP IT! 309 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,497 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 310 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,499 EVERYTHING IS GREAT. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 311 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,719 DON'T BE SHY. I WON'T BITE. 312 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,034 SO HERE I AM. 313 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:32,480 'SUP? 314 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,932 I'M REALLY SORRY. 315 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,326 IT'S A LONG STORY INVOLVING GLUE, 316 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,415 BUT LONG STORY SHORT, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STUCK WITH HIM. 317 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,245 "STUCK WITH HIM." YOU'RE FUNNY. 318 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,856 IT'S A PRETTY STICKY SITUATION. 319 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:07,036 LOOK AT YOU TWO BONDING. 320 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:11,823 I'M NOT HERE. 321 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,390 - I FINISHED THE CARD. - OKAY. 322 00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:17,133 HERE, AMANDA, THIS IS FOR YOU. 323 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,267 "THE ONLY VALENTINE FOR ME IS A MAN." 324 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:29,276 "DUH." OH, AMANDA! 325 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,973 I LOVE IT. 326 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,327 EXCUSE ME, MISS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HUSBAND? 327 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,417 I BELIEVE I SAW HIM AT THE LOBSTER TANK. 328 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,466 MY EYES! 329 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,818 I KNOW, I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO WORK TONIGHT, CHELSEA, 330 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:54,257 BUT I PROMISE, WE'LL BE TOGETHER NEXT VALENTINE'S DAY, BOO. 331 00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:57,869 WHAT? NO, I ALWAYS CALL YOU "BOO," BOO. 332 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,092 I GOTTA GO. 333 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,617 GOOD NEWS, WE GLUED THE HORSE BACK TOGETHER. 334 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,750 OH, NICE JOB. 335 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,406 AND NOW I'M STUCK. 336 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:15,017 I'LL HELP! 337 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,327 JANIE, DID YOU PUT EXTRA INSTA-GLUE ON THE HORSE 338 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,937 AFTER I TOLD YOU NOT TO? 339 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,113 NO! 340 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,810 YES. 341 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:31,512 ARE THESE NECESSARY, MAN? WE SAID WE WERE LEAVING. 342 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,604 I CAN SEE WHERE THESE MIGHT BE FRUSTRATING FOR A LOBSTER. 343 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:41,087 DAVID, LOOK, MAN, YOU'VE BEEN GIVING AMY LAME GIFTS FOR YEARS. 344 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,002 SHE'S GOTTEN USED TO THE DISAPPOINTMENT. 345 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,656 I'VE NEVER LET ALICIA DOWN. 346 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:48,877 PLEASE DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. 347 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:53,186 YOU'RE RIGHT. HERE. 348 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,100 SHOULD NEVER-- SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THIS THING 349 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,493 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 350 00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,104 MARCUS? 351 00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,888 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 352 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,718 DAVID LEFT YOUR GIFT AT HOME, 353 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,111 SO I RAN IT UP HERE FOR YOU. 354 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,026 HAVE A NICE DINNER. 355 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,158 - THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT. 356 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:12,118 WHAT'S THIS? 357 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:15,947 UH, THAT'S YOUR ACTUAL VALENTINE'S GIFT. 358 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,776 WH-WHERE'S MY NECKLACE? 359 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:19,821 WELL, HONEY, I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE YOU 360 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,083 WITH AN EVEN BETTER GIFT. 361 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,477 WITH MY NECKLACE WRAPPED AROUND IT? 362 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,696 CAN YOU PLEASE STOP FOCUSING ON THE NECKLACE 363 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,743 AND JUST FOCUS ON THE BAG? - MM-HMM, ALL RIGHT. 364 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,875 I-I DON'T GET IT. 365 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,751 YOU'RE THE KEY TO MY HEART. 366 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,104 YOU'RE LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR, HONEY. 367 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:51,287 AND THAT IS JUST GOOD TO HAVE WITH YOU IN YOUR CAR. 368 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,380 I GET IT. OH, I GET IT! 369 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,340 I LOVE YOU! 370 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,559 - NAILED IT. - YES! 371 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,780 OH, MY! 372 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,698 THANK YOU, HONEY, I LOVE YOU! SEE YOU AT HOME! 373 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,402 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DANCER, JOE. 374 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,969 PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF. 375 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,232 AND YOU GUYS TOO. 376 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,626 - THANK YOU, THANKS. - THANKS. 377 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:29,760 LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING FUN. - WE DID A GOOD THING. 378 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:33,460 AN EVEN BETTER THING WOULD BE DANCING ME OVER TO THE BATHROOM. 379 00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:42,295 WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME FROM GETTING IN THAT CAR? 380 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,648 YOU WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, AND I THOUGHT FOR SURE 381 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,780 THE COPS WOULD STOP YOU BEFORE YOU PULLED IN THE DRIVEWAY. 382 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,347 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE CHASING ME. 383 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:55,090 I THOUGHT YOU'D ARRANGED TO HAVE THE POLICE ESCORT ME HOME. 384 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,961 HONEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. I-I AM--I'M SORRY. 385 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,615 I'M THE WORST GIFT GIVER EVER. 386 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:01,662 SWEETIE, HONEY, IT ALL STARTED WHEN YOU PROMISED ME 387 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,925 THAT YOU HAD THIS HOME-RUN GIFT TO GIVE ME. 388 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,274 WHAT IS IT? 389 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,623 REALLY? WANT ME TO GIVE THE GIFT 390 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,539 THAT MIGHT MAKE THIS NIGHT WORSE? 391 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,150 HONEY, I WAS JUST HANDCUFFED FACE DOWN 392 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,152 IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY, OKAY? CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. 393 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,153 ALL RIGHT. 394 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,067 ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT. 395 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,114 OH, MY GOD. 396 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,247 HERE YOU GO. 397 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:25,599 OH, HOW CUTE! YOU HAD JANIE WRAP IT! 398 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,253 SURE. 399 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,782 THIS IS THE BOWLING SCORECARD 400 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,392 FROM OUR FIRST DATE. - YEAH. 401 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,787 REMEMBER, I BEAT YOU THREE TIMES? 402 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,920 HONEY, YOU KEPT THIS ALL THESE YEARS? 403 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,619 OH. OH, I LOVE IT. 404 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:46,620 REALLY? 405 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,144 REALLY. OH, HONEY, I LOVE YOU. 406 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,754 - OH, I LOVE YOU TOO, HONEY. - OH. 407 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,365 WOW. 408 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:55,150 THIS IS THE BEST GIFT I'VE EVER BEEN GIVEN. 409 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,066 REALLY? SO THE CURSE IS LIFTED? 410 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,374 - BIG-TIME. BIG-TIME. - OH, THANK YOU. 411 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,202 THANK YOU, HONEY. 412 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,507 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 413 00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,379 OH, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, SWEETIE. 414 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,729 AW, JANIE HELPED YOU FRAME IT. 415 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,861 SURE. 416 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,215 HEY, WHAT'S JANIE DOING UP? 417 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,870 SHH! JOE'S SAYING GOOD-BYE. 418 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,524 WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD YOU THIS NIGHT 419 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:25,398 WENT EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN? 420 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,314 JOE, THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S EVER. 421 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,489 REALLY? 422 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,317 ALL I WANTED WAS TO SPEND IT WITH YOU. 423 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:37,323 OH, NO, ARE YOU STUCK? 424 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,455 NOPE. 30298

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