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YES, YES,
I KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED.
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THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER.
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AND THIS IS GONNA BE
THE SCARIEST PUMPKIN EVER.
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BOO!
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DAD, THAT'S THE HAPPIEST
PUMPKIN I'VE EVER SEEN!
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BUT IT HAS NO FRONT TEETH!
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EXCEPT FOR TWO FANGS,
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TO BITE YOU.
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IT'S VERY SCARY,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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DAD, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY
TO SCARE US
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LIKE YOU DO EVERY YEAR, ARE YOU?
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HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF, JOE.
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DADDY, PLEASE MAKE SURE
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I DON'T MISS YOUR NEXT
SCARY THING.
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I MISS IT EVERY YEAR!
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SWEETHEART, THIS YEAR'S PRANK
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IS GONNA MAKE YOU POOP
YOUR PANTS.
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- YAY!
- YES.
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AND THOSE CANDIES
ARE FOR LATER.
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- WHAT WAS THAT?
- DAD.
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WH--WHAT? NO "DAD."
I'M--I DIDN'T DO THAT.
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I'M RIGHT HERE.
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WAIT!
WAIT, IF--IF THAT'S DAD,
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WHO IS THAT?
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I'M YOUR REAL DAD!
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HE'S TRYING TO BURY ME ALIVE!
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- WHAT?
- STOP HIM!
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HELP ME!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AH!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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GOTCHA AGAIN!
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BUT HOW DID YOU--
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YOU SOUNDED JUST LIKE DAD.
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I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT
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FOR YEARS.
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JANIE, HONEY, IT TOOK ME
ALL WEEK, BUT--AAH!
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I LOVE HALLOWEEN.
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IS THAT MY MERMAID COSTUME?
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YES, YES!
EACH SCALE WAS HAND-SEWN
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BY YOURS TRULY.
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IT'S EVEN BETTER
THAN LAST YEAR'S COSTUME.
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THAT'S GREAT!
BUT, I WAS THINKING,
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WHAT IF IT WAS
A MERMAID BALLERINA?
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HUH? HUH?
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OH, WELL, THAT SOUNDS
SO CREATIVE,
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BUT I JUST WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE
TO BEGIN.
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OH, YOU COULD JUST ADD A TUTU,
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AND MAYBE SEW SOME BALLERINA
SLIPPERS ON TO THE FINS.
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THANK YOU, KEVIN.
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I'LL SEE YOU IN THREE HOURS--OH!
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HEY, YOU GUYS, DO ME A FAVOR.
CAN WE GET TO THE FAZIO'S HOUSE
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EARLY THIS YEAR SO WE CAN GET
THE FULL-SIZED CANDY BARS?
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LAST YEAR WE GOT THERE LATE
AND WE GOT THE FUN-SIZED ONES.
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ALL RIGHT, AND TRUST ME,
THERE'S NOTHING FUN ABOUT 'EM.
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JUST ONE BITE AND IT'S OVER.
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DAD, YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE TOO
OLD TO TRICK-OR-TREAT, RIGHT?
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NO, YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD
TO TRICK-OR-TREAT.
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REALLY?
WHAT'S YOUR COSTUME GONNA BE?
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"MAN WITH NO SHAME"?
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NO.
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I AM GONNA BE A FIREMAN.
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SORRY, DAD, BUT I ALREADY HAVE
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PLANS TO HANG OUT WITH
MY FRIENDS.
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OKAY, WELL, ALL RIGHT THEN.
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JOE, I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU, ME,
AND JANIE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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- YEAH, ABOUT THAT.
- NO!
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I'M TOO OLD TO GO
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TRICK-OR-TREATING
WITH MY PARENTS.
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I'M GOING WITH MY BUDS.
- WHAT?
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BUT, JOE, WE'RE BUDS!
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YOU WERE GONNA BE
THE GRATEFUL BOY
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THAT I SAVED FROM
A BURNING BUILDING.
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I EVEN BOUGHT YOU NEW,
SPECIAL SOOT.
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THANKS, DAD, BUT MY FRIENDS
AND I ARE JUST WEARING
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PAPER BAG HEADS
SO WE CAN GET EXTRA CANDY.
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HOW DOES THAT GET YOU
EXTRA CANDY?
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THIS WAY, WE CAN HIT
EVERY HOUSE TWICE.
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JOE, HALLOWEEN IS MORE
THAN JUST CANDY.
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IT'S ABOUT SPENDING TIME
WITH YOUR FAMILY.
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NO, I'M PRETTY SURE
IT'S ABOUT CANDY.
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I'LL GO WITH YOU, DADDY!
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OH, WELL, I GUESS ONE OUT
OF THREE AIN'T BAD.
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I'D CHANGE THAT ATTITUDE, MISTER,
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'CAUSE I CAN CALL CHARLOTTE
AND HAVE PLANS LIKE THAT.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO,
SWEETIE, WE ARE GOOD.
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I'M JUST GONNA GET YOUR BROTHER
AND SISTER IN THE HALLOWEEN MOOD
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IF IT'S THE LAST THING I--BOO!
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both: OHH...
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YOU'RE OUT OF APPLES.
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WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TELLING ME
WHAT I'M OUT OF
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RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE FINISHING IT?
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'CAUSE MY MOMMA
RAISED ME RIGHT.
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HEY, MAN, DO YOU REMEMBER
VERONICA DE DESMOND?
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UH, I "DE-DO,"
IT'S THE HOLLYWOOD STARLET
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THAT SUPPOSEDLY HER GHOST
IS HAUNTING
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OUR OLD STAGE, RIGHT?
- RIGHT.
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WELL, JODI, OUR DIRECTOR,
IS WORKING DOWN THERE.
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APPARENTLY, VERONICA
IS ACTING UP.
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GOT THE WHOLE CREW FREAKED OUT.
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I THINK THAT GHOST MISSES YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE
IN THAT WHOLE THING, MARCUS,
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BUT IF I DID,
I'M SURE SHE'D MISS ME.
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WELL, UH, IF I WERE DEAD,
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I'D MISS YOU, DAVID.
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WOULD YOU MISS ME?
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ANYHOO, JODI ASKED IF
YOU WOULD GO DOWN TO THE STAGE
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AND CHARM THE GHOST INTO LEAVING
SO HER CREW CAN GO BACK TO WORK.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS PERFECT.
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THIS IS PERFECT!
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THIS'LL GET YOU GUYS
IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT!
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LISTEN, HOW ABOUT WE DO THIS?
LET'S--SINCE JODI'S CREW
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IS STILL FREAKED OUT
BY THIS GHOST,
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LET'S GO DOWN THERE
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AND MESS WITH THEM A LITTLE BIT.
LET'S DO IT!
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DAD, DO WE REALLY HAVE TO GO?
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HEY, I'M IN FOR A GOOD PRANK!
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EXCELLENT!
KEVIN, CAN YOU GO GET THE, UH,
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THAT STUFF THAT WE USED
TO PRANK THE CREW WITH?
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WHY?
DO YOU MISS THAT?
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KEVIN, I WILL MISS YOU
WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.
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OH!
YEAH, I CAN GO GET THE STUFF.
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- OKAY.
- OF COURSE.
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I KNEW YOU CARED!
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VERONICA!
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I SPEAK TO YOU AS
ONE BELOVED ACTOR TO ANOTHER!
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AS AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD,
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I GRACED THIS STAGE
FOR MANY YEARS,
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DELIVERING HILARIOUS JOKES
AND POIGNANT MOMENTS,
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ALL WITH IMPECCABLE TIMING
AND HAIR.
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I--
- MAN, KEEP IT ON THE GHOST.
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FINE.
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VERONICA, OH, SPIRIT!
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LET YOUR PRESENCE BE FELT!
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GIVE US A SIGN!
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COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GET IN
THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT.
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IT'S YOUR CUE.
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- OOH.
- I'M SO SCARED.
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CANDY!
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I FEEL A CHILL UP MY BACK.
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THAT MUST BE VERONICA.
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HER BIG HIT WAS
THAT DETECTIVE MOVIE,
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"I FEEL A CHILL UP MY BACK."
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VERONICA, TAKE YOUR FINAL BOW.
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FAREWELL, DAVID,
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UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN.
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THIS STAGE...
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IS CLEAN.
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- GOOD JOB.
- ALL RIGHT.
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THAT WAS SCARY.
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THERE WASN'T A REAL GHOST, JANIE.
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I WAS TALKING ABOUT
THE FAT, BEARDED LADY.
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NOTHING LIKE SCARING A BUNCH
OF OVERWEIGHT CREW GUYS
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TO GET YOU GUYS IN
THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT.
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AND NOW, TO CELEBRATE,
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I'M GONNA MAKE YOU GUYS
A SCARY LUNCH.
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WHAT'S SO SCARY ABOUT IT?
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WELL, WE ARE GONNA HAVE...
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DON'T SAY IT.
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"SAND-WITCHES"...
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AND "I-SCREAM."
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I'M NOT DONE.
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AND SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP
"SPOOKIES."
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EVERYONE!
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LOOK AT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
MERMAID BALLERINA COSTUME
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IN THE WORLD!
- YAY!
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IT'S JUST...
- JUST WHAT?
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SOMETHING IS STILL MISSING.
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I GOT IT!
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A DOCTOR!
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OKAY! UH, YOU WANT TO BE
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A MERMAID BALLERINA DOCTOR.
ALL RIGHT!
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EASY ENOUGH.
HOW ABOUT A STETHOSCOPE, HMM?
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OOH, AND A SEQUINED-TRIMMED
LAB COAT
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WITH JANIE'S NAME EMBROIDERED
ON IT.
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- I LIKE IT!
- THANK YOU, KEVIN.
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- MM-HMM.
- YEAH.
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- WHAT WAS THAT?
- DAD, COME ON.
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I DIDN'T DO IT.
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- KEVIN?
- HOW COULD IT BE ME?
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I'M STANDING RIGHT
IN FRONT OF YOU.
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MAYBE YOU'RE NOT KEVIN.
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PULL HIS FACE OFF!
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WHAT?
I MISSED IT LAST TIME.
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HELLO, BOYS AND "GHOULS"!
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HEY, UH, MARCUS,
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DID THE LIGHTS JUST FLICKER ON
AND OFF AT YOUR HOUSE?
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MM, MM, OH, MM-MM.
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NOPE, BUT JODI CALLED.
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THE GHOST OF VERONICA DE DESMOND
HAS LEFT THE STAGE.
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AND THESE PICKLES
ARE DELIGHTFUL!
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MM, MM, MM.
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HEY, CAN YOU CLOSE
THE FRIDGE DOOR FOR ME?
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I JUST DID.
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WHOA!
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- THAT'S SPOOKY.
- REALLY SPOOKY.
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ALL RIGHTY, MR. PRANKSTER.
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FIRST IT'S THE LIGHTS,
AND NOW THE SEWING MACHINE
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IS JUST GOING CRAZY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I-I DON'T KNOW.
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LOOK!
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"V," "D," "D."
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- VERONICA DE DESMOND.
- ALL RIGHT.
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THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SIMPLE
EXPLANATION FOR THIS.
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YEAH, IT PROBABLY HAS
TO DO WITH THE POLARITY
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FROM THE NORTH POLE,
COMBINED WITH,
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LIKE, WIND CURRENTS,
TEMPERATURE VARIATIONS AND--
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DAVID.
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NOW, THAT THERE?
THAT'S A GHOST.
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DAD, I'M STARTING
TO THINK THE GHOST
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OF VERONICA DE DESMOND
FOLLOWED YOU HOME.
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UH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S NOT JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS.
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DAVID.
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I FOLLOWED YOU HOME.
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IT'S JUMPING TE!
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PLEASE, EVERYBODY, JUST RELAX.
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IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL TO HAVE
A GHOST IN YOUR HOUSE.
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- HMM.
- YEAH, IF YOU'RE SCOOBY-DOO.
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IF VERONICA FOLLOWED
YOU HOME, DAD,
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DO YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE
SHE'S ANGRY
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YOU CHASED HER OFF THE STAGE?
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WHOA, WHOA!
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I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES."
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SWEETIE, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO PUT YOU DOWN.
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- NO, THE GHOST WILL GET ME!
- NO, HONEY.
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IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ELEVATION,
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YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG SOLDIER,
OKAY?
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ALL RIGHT.
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O-M-JEEPERS!
232
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,338
I JUST GOOGLED
VERONICA DE DESMOND,
233
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,644
AND LOOK WHAT CAME UP.
234
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,602
A PICTURE OF VERONICA
WITH HER FIANCE,
235
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,517
WHO LEFT HER WAITING
AT THE ALTAR...
236
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:52,564
AND HE LOOKS JUST LIKE...DAD.
237
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,393
YOU KNOW, THERE'S PROBABLY
AN EASY EXPLANATION FOR THAT.
238
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,395
I'LL CALL YOU FROM HOME
WHEN I THINK OF ONE.
239
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:58,832
BUT--WHA--
240
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:01,399
- THAT IS SO SAD.
- CAN YOU BLAME HIM?
241
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,184
I MEAN, A HANDSOME MAN LIKE THAT
SHOULDN'T BE TIED
242
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,926
TO ONE WOMAN FOR ALL ETERNITY.
243
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:10,234
UNLESS THEY'RE TIED TO YOU.
244
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,149
NOT THAT I'M TIED TO YOU.
- JUST, YEAH, WELL--
245
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,237
THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT
ETERNITY FEELS LIKE, ISN'T IT?
246
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,633
LISTEN, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
247
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,766
YOU KNOW WHO I'M GONNA CALL?
- GHOSTBUSTERS!
248
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,116
JOE, THIS IS NO TIME
FOR JOKES.
249
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,813
IS IT GHOSTBUSTERS?
250
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:27,948
IT'S BETTER.
MY FRIEND CAROL'S COUSIN PETE.
251
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,732
HE--HE'S THE BEST GHOST HUNTER
IN THE BIZ.
252
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,256
LOOK, IF THERE'S A GHOST HERE,
PETE WILL FIND IT.
253
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,084
THE ONLY THING IS,
HE'S A LITTLE PRICEY,
254
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,956
SO I'M GONNA NEED
YOUR CREDIT CARD.
255
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,479
OH, COME ON, GUYS.
256
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,786
AREN'T WE JUST CARRYING THIS
A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR?
257
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,875
SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT COULD HAPPEN?
258
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,703
WELL, THE CREW ON STAGE 19
259
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,574
MYSTERIOUSLY STARTED
TO LOSE ALL THEIR HAIR.
260
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,662
WHAT?
261
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,707
YEAH, IT JUST CAME OUT
IN CLUMPS.
262
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,796
I'M GONNA GET MY CREDIT CARD.
263
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,625
AND IT'S THAT EASY.
264
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,018
- DID HE BUY IT?
- YES!
265
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,325
WE ARE TOTALLY PRANKING
THE PRANKSTER!
266
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,936
HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT
VERONICA FOLLOWED HIM BACK HERE.
267
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,590
OH, GETTING HIM TO GO
TO YOUR OLD STAGE, MARCUS,
268
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,200
WAS SUCH A GREAT IDEA!
269
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:06,073
- THANK YOU!
- THIS IS AWESOME!
270
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,816
THERE IS NO GHOST, RIGHT?
271
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,296
NO, BABY GIRL, THAT WAS
A SPECIAL EFFECTS TEAM.
272
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,515
LOOK.
FELLAS!
273
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,995
GREAT JOB!
274
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,214
THE HAUNTED REFRIGERATOR?
NICE TOUCH.
275
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:18,694
NO PROBLEM, MARCUS.
276
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,479
LOOK, THERE'S THAT
BEARDED LADY AGAIN!
277
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,875
AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN
TO THE BEST PART YET.
278
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,398
THAT'S RIGHT.
AS LONG AS WE MAKE IT ABOUT HIM,
279
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,183
HE'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING.
280
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:32,403
WE'RE FINALLY USING
HIS MASSIVE EGO AGAINST HIM!
281
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,147
KEVIN?
282
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:40,107
I'M SO UNCOMFORTABLE
RIGHT NOW!
283
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,718
DECEIVING DAVID GOES AGAINST
EVERYTHING I STAND FOR,
284
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,677
BUT YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT!
285
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,810
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
286
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,076
I'M NOT GONNA LIE, DAVID.
287
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,731
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
288
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,038
I NEED EACH OF YOU
TO STAY VERY STILL
289
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,561
WHILE I CALIBRATE THESE
290
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:04,566
HD PARANORMAL GHOSTOGRAPHY MONITORS.
291
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:05,959
WE'RE OKAY, HONEY.
292
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:06,829
THIS MAN IS CLEARLY
A PROFESSIONAL.
293
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,571
OH.
294
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,703
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS GUY?
295
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,401
RADIO SHED, AT THE MALL.
296
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,011
BUT WE'VE GOT
TO WRAP THIS UP QUICK.
297
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,013
HE'S GOT TO BE BACK BEFORE 9:00.
298
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,755
THAT'S WHEN HE VACUUMS
THE STORE.
299
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:23,411
UH-OH.
300
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:24,978
IT APPEARS SOMETHING IS BLOCKING
301
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:29,634
THE ECTOPLASMIC EMANATIONS
FROM THE AFTERLIFE.
302
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,462
OH.
WE'RE GOOD.
303
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:37,817
MUST HAVE GHOST HUNTER.
304
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,906
NO, SWEETIE, I REALLY
DON'T THINK THAT'S REALLY WHAT--
305
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,646
OH, YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
JUST POP A VACUUM
306
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:44,127
INTO A BACKPACK, HUH?
307
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,216
THANK YOU, KEVIN.
308
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:51,395
I AM DETECTING A LOT
OF POST-LIFE ACTIVITY
309
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,094
IN THE VICINITY.
310
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:57,271
DAVID...
311
00:13:57,401 --> 00:14:02,058
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO ASK
THE SPIRIT TO MANIFEST HERSELF.
312
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,977
IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN?
313
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,808
MAKE HER PRESENCE KNOWN.
314
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,463
UM...YES.
315
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,769
VERONICA, IT'S, UM...
316
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,816
IT'S ME.
IT'S DAVID HOBBS AGAIN.
317
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,296
WE TALKED EARLIER.
318
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,167
I DON'T--DON'T KNOW QUITE
HOW THIS WORKS,
319
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,039
BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
320
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,519
IF YOU'D JUST STAY AWAY
FROM THE HAIR.
321
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,521
FOR--
322
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,175
SHE IS HERE!
323
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:36,614
OKAY, NOW TO FIND OUT WHAT
SHE WANTS.
324
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,442
WHAT COULD SHE WANT?
325
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,447
LOVE.
326
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,320
MARRIAGE.
327
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,843
SUFFERING.
328
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,540
ANY IDEA WHAT THAT COULD MEAN?
329
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:57,418
WELL, UH, WE'RE LAUGHING,
HONEY, BECAUSE CLEARLY
330
00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:02,249
SUFFERING DOES NOT BELONG
WITH LOVE AND MARRIAGE.
331
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,642
I MEAN, IT'S LAUGHABLE.
AM I RIGHT, MARCUS?
332
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:09,299
WHAT THE CARDS ARE TELLING ME
IS THAT THE SPIRIT
333
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:12,389
WHO SUFFERS IN THE AFTERLIFE
334
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:17,003
CANNOT CROSS OVER
WITHOUT CLOTHING.
335
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,398
PETE...
336
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:25,489
IS IT POSSIBLE
YOU MEANT, "CLOSURE"?
337
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,014
LET ME LOOK
AT THE CARDS AGAIN.
338
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,755
YES, CLOSURE IT WAS!
339
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,627
CLOSURE--THANK YOU. CLOSURE.
340
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,717
THAT'S IT!
VERONICA WANTS CLOSURE.
341
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:39,068
SHE'S UNHAPPY BECAUSE SHE NEVER
GOT TO MARRY HER TRUE LOVE.
342
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,549
MAYBE THAT'S WHY
SHE'S HERE, DAD.
343
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,333
SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU.
344
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,856
THE BOY IS RIGHT.
345
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,598
ONLY THEN WILL
THE SPIRIT'S SUFFERING END,
346
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,601
AND SHE'LL BE ABLE
TO PEACEFULLY MOVE ON.
347
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,822
WELL, I'M SORRY, VERONICA,
BUT YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE.
348
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,956
I MEAN, I-I HAVE
THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
349
00:15:57,086 --> 00:16:00,002
AND A LOVING WIFE
THAT I WOULDN'T TRADE FOR--
350
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,615
WHERE'S MY TUX?
I'M MARRYING A GHOST!
351
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:17,411
VERONICA, APPEAR.
352
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,109
CHANNEL YOURSELF THROUGH ME,
353
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,894
SO YOU CAN FINALLY MARRY
YOUR BELOVED
354
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,375
AND END YOUR SUFFERING.
355
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:28,639
OR JUST BEGIN YOUR SUFFERING.
AM--AM I RIGHT?
356
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:32,339
LADIES, AM I RIGHT?
357
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:33,688
OH, WHEN YOU SAY IT,
EVERYONE LAUGHS.
358
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:36,299
THAT'S JUST GREAT.
359
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,172
DON'T MISS DAD'S REACTION
WHEN PETE GETS POSSESSED.
360
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:42,523
VERONICA!
NOW IS THE TIME.
361
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:47,702
MAY THE NEXT WORDS
I SPEAK BE YOURS.
362
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,623
MARCUS?
363
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,451
HELLO, DAVID.
364
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,977
IT'S ME, VERONICA.
365
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,807
- IT IS?
- IT IS?
366
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,156
- IT IS.
- WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
367
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:08,375
VERONICA WAS CHANNELING
THROUGH YOU?
368
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,551
ME TOO.
369
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,814
MARCUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
370
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,381
I AM NOT MARCUS.
371
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:17,601
FAIR ENOUGH!
372
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,777
I THOUGHT YOU SAID GHOSTS
WEREN'T REAL!
373
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,083
I GUESS I WAS WRONG.
374
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,998
I THINK MARCUS
REALLY IS POSSESSED.
375
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,739
I'M HERE FOR YOU, DAVID.
376
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,219
WE CAN BE TOGETHER, FOREVER.
377
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,524
WHA--FOR--FOREVER?
378
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:28,743
NO, WAIT, WAIT.
I THINK YOU SAID
379
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:32,007
WEDDING, CROSS OVER,
NO MORE SUFFERING, DONE!
380
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,704
THAT WAS THE DEAL, VERONICA.
381
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,315
SILENCE, ODD-LOOKING MAN!
382
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,274
FAIR ENOUGH.
383
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,798
VERONICA, DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN
TO BE--
384
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:44,846
- GET OUT!
- FAIR ENOUGH.
385
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,675
JUST REMEMBER, RADIO SHED WILL
BEAT ANY ADVERTISED PRICES.
386
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:50,069
WE'RE NOW OFFERING 30%
OFF POWER STRIPS--
387
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,027
I SAID, GET OUT!
388
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,902
YOU BELONG TO ME, DAVID.
389
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,862
STAY AWAY FROM ME!
390
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,472
NO, YOU'RE MINE, DAVID.
391
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,083
- WHAT? NO! NO!
- YOU ARE MINE!
392
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,693
- NO!
- AH!
393
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,572
THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN.
394
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:16,921
WELL, DUH!
395
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,185
I GOTCHA!
396
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,187
I GOT YOU!
- BOOM! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
397
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:25,147
LOOK AT YOUR FACE!
398
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,844
- DAD!
- I THOUGHT WE HAD YOU!
399
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,411
WHEN WERE YOU ON TO US?
400
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,239
THE KIDS HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS
FOR SIX MONTHS.
401
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,720
I WAS ON TWO HOURS AFTER
YOUR FIRST PLANNING MEETING.
402
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,375
ARE YOU KIDDING?
403
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:38,334
KEVIN BURST INTO TEARS
AND BEGGED FOR MY FORGIVENESS.
404
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,554
AT FIRST, I THOUGHT HE FORGOT
MY SCONE.
405
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:41,816
TURNS OUT, HE WAS JUST CAVING
406
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,035
AND SELLING YOU ALL DOWN
THE RIVER.
407
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,038
IT DIDN'T TAKE MUCH TO GET
MARCUS TO TURN AGAINST YOU.
408
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,348
HE WAS MORE THAN WILLING
TO BE POSSESSED BY VERONICA.
409
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,309
WELL, I GOTTA GIVE IT UP, DAD.
410
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:57,919
YOU'RE THE MASTER.
411
00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,007
YOU GUYS DID GREAT, TOO.
412
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,965
AND I REALLY APPRECIATE
413
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:01,923
YOU GETTING INTO
THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT.
414
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,620
I REALLY DO.
415
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,057
COME ON, GIVE ME A HUG.
BRING IT IN, GUYS, COME ON.
416
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,277
THAT WAS AWESOME.
417
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,845
HEY, MAN, I'VE GOT TO GO HOME
AND PASS OUT THIS CANDY.
418
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,020
AND, BY THE WAY--
- YEAH, I KNOW.
419
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,241
I'M OUT OF CANDY, TOO. OKAY.
420
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,417
HEY, COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO!
IT'S GETTING LATE!
421
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:20,681
I'M A'COMING.
I'M COMING.
422
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:24,250
YES!
423
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,860
"TOO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY"
WOMAN?
424
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,253
YEAH.
425
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,124
I'M SMILING AT YOU,
BUT YOU CAN'T TELL,
426
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,081
BECAUSE I CAN'T MOVE MY FACE.
427
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:39,787
OH!
OH, JANIE, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
428
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,702
I LOOK RIDICULOUS!
429
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,704
MOM, PLEASE, I'M A KID.
430
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,532
YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN
TO SAY, "NO."
431
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:49,100
UGH, DO I EVER!
432
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,713
GO IN THE CAR. GO.
433
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,672
- EH? EH?
- OH, ALL RIGHT, LET ME GUESS.
434
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,109
YOU ARE "ROMAN" LETTUCE.
435
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,939
- CAESAR SALAD.
- EXCELLENT.
436
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,550
WHEN ARE YOU MEETING UP
WITH YOUR BUDS?
437
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,726
LATER. I THOUGHT I'D GO
WITH YOU FOR A FEW BLOCKS.
438
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:08,816
- REALLY?
- ME, TOO.
439
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,992
I COULDN'T MISS YOUR FACE WHEN
YOU GET A FULL-SIZED CANDY BAR.
440
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:15,083
THANK YOU, EMILY.
THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
441
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,867
JUST WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?
442
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:20,654
TSK.
DOLPHIN, SAFE, TUNA.
443
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,482
AH.
YES, WELL, NOTHING SAYS,
444
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:25,485
"HALLOWEEN" LIKE
A GOOD POLITICAL STATEMENT.
445
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:26,486
WOW.
446
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,228
YOU, SIR,
ARE A VERY HANDSOME MAN.
447
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,446
AS ARE YOU, SIR.
448
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:31,969
- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
449
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,667
- AFTER YOU.
- NO, AFTER YOU.
450
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,364
- JUST GO, KEVIN.
- SORRY, DAVID.
451
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:38,062
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
- THAT'S TOTALLY FINE.
452
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,413
LOOK AT THAT FACE.
I COULD NEVER BE MAD AT ME.
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