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JANIE, SWEETHEART,
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BECAUSE YOUR BIRTHDAY
IS COMING UP THIS WEEK,
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YOU GET TO ORDER.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
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A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA WITH
STRAWBERRY GOOEY BEARS ON TOP!
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IS IT ANYBODY ELSE'S BIRTHDAY
TONIGHT?
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JANIE, SWEETIE,
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.
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BUT I DON'T THINK
THIS PLACE HAS GOOEY BEARS.
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THAT'S WHY I DON'T LEAVE HOME
WITHOUT 'EM.
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JOE, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
IN THE MEN'S ROOM.
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IT'S THESE STUPID NEW SHOES.
I SLIPPED AND LOST CONTROL.
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PLEASE TELL ME
THAT'S WATER.
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SURE. LET'S GO WITH THAT.
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING
YOUR DRESS SHOES HERE ANYWAY?
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I'M BREAKING THEM IN
FOR THE SCHOOL DANCE NEXT WEEK.
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DANCING IN THOSE SHOES?
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MAYBE, FIRST, YOU SHOULD
MASTER PEEING IN THOSE SHOES.
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HEY, SWEETIE. UH...
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I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
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THE PIPES BURST
AT PRINCESS CASTLE LAND,
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AND THE WHOLE PLACE
HAS BEEN FLOODED.
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ALL PARTIES
HAVE BEEN CANCELLED.
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MY BIRTHDAY'S CANCELLED?
WILL I STILL TURN SIX?
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NO, NO,
PLEASE NOT THE CRY FACE.
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I CAN'T HELP IT, DADDY.
LAST YEAR, YOU DIDN'T COME.
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THIS YEAR, NO PRINCESS PARTY.
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WHAT'S THE POINT
OF EVEN HAVING BIRTHDAYS?
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OH, SWEETIE,
YOU CAN'T BLAME YOUR FATHER
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FOR BEING STUCK OUT OF TOWN
ON BUSINESS.
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OKAY, SWEETHEART.
TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
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WE ARE GONNA THROW YOU
AN AMAZING PRINCESS PARTY
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RIGHT AT OUR HOUSE.
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- WITH A REAL-LIFE PRINCESS?
- YOU BET!
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- AND PRINCESS DRESSES?
- ABSOLUTELY.
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AND FAIRY GODMOTHER
MAKEOVERS?
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DUH!
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT IS, DO YOU?
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NO, I JUST KNOW
THAT IT MADE THE CRY FACE STOP.
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OKAY, HONEY, I KNOW
YOU'RE FEELING GUILTY RIGHT NOW,
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BUT JUST DO NOT MAKE PROMISES
THAT YOU CANNOT DELIVER.
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I WILL NOT.
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- CAN WE HAVE UNICORNS?
- AS MANY AS YOU LIKE!
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- DAVID.
- MOM'S RIGHT, NONE--ONE.
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ONE! ONE! ONE UNICORN!
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YAY!
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DAVID, DON'T WORRY.
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AS YOUR MOST TRUSTED ASSISTANT
AND HONORARY FAMILY MEMBER,
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I'LL HELP YOU EVERY STEP
OF THE WA--
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HEEEEY.
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HI, I'M CHELSEA.
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
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UH, I THINK
WE'RE GONNA NEED A FEW MINUTES.
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KEVIN,
YOU SHOULD ASK HER OUT.
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YEAH, LIKE SHE'D EVER
GO OUT WITH ME.
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YEAH.
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YEAH!
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I MEAN, TRY, MAN.
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- YOU ARE A GREAT CATCH, KEVIN.
- I AM?
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DEFINITELY.
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AND GIRLS LOVE GUYS
WHO ARE SWEET AND SENSITIVE.
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- MM-HMM.
- SO JUST BE YOURSELF.
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THAT'S YOUR ADVICE,
SWEET AND SENSITIVE?
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REALLY?
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MAYBE IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO EARN THE TRUST OF A BIRD.
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COME ON, EMILY.
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WHAT WOMEN LOVE
IS A TAKE-CHARGE KINDA GUY.
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YEAH, I'M NOT SURE THAT
I COULD REALLY PULL THAT OFF.
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YEAH, NEITHER AM I.
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OH! YEAH, BUT LISTEN.
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YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE, KEVIN.
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YOU NEED TO BE TOUGH,
A MAN'S MAN.
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LIKE MELBOURNE MAX.
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OH, YEAH.
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MM, MELBOURNE MAX.
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YEAH, I'M ALMOST FINISHED
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WITH YOUR HANDBAG THERE,
PRINCESS TARA.
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SYDNEY, GET THE LADY A DRINK.
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OH, MELBOURNE.
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OH, CRIKEY.
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OW!
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I MEANT THE ORIGINAL
MELBOURNE MAX--ME!
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WELL, YEAH,
YEAH, SO DID WE.
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I DIDN'T.
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I MEANT THE GUY
WHO DID THE SEQUELS.
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HOTTIE MCSIX-PACK.
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I LOVE
THE MELBOURNE MAX MOVIES.
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ME TOO.
AND I LOVE SYDNEY THE MONKEY.
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ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS.
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DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT.
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DAD, WHY DID YOU ONLY DO
THE FIRST MOVIE?
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WELL, UH, JOE,
I HAD CREATIVE DIFFERENCES
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WITH MY CO-STAR.
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OH, CRIKEY.
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HEY, I TOLD YOU.
WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION.
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SYDNEY! NO, PLEASE!
OKAY, STOP PULLING THE HAIR.
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HE'S PULLING THE HAIR,
EVERYBODY, CUT IT!
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CUT IT, PLEASE!
CAN YOU GET THIS MONKEY'S
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LITTLE FOOT HANDS OFF MY HAIR?
HANS!
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THAT LITTLE DIRTY,
DIAPER-WEARING MONKEY.
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I MEAN, WHAT'S UP
WITH THAT ANYWAY?
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HE CAN COPILOT A PLANE
BUT HE CAN'T USE A TOILET?
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ALL RIGHT,
ONE EXTRA LARGE PIZZA.
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YES.
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CAN I GET YOU A REFILL?
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UHHH...
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DOES KOOKABURRA SIT
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IN THE OLD GUM TREE?
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UH, I MEAN,
I'D BLOODY LOVE A REFILL.
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THIS IS SO WILD.
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A PSYCHIC TOLD ME
I WAS GONNA MEET
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A CUTE STRANGER
FROM A FOREIGN LAND.
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YOU'RE FROM AUSTRALIA, RIGHT?
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DOES A KOALA BEAR POOP
IN THE OUTBACK?
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OH, CRIKEY.
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YOU DON'T HAVE ONE UNICORN?
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HOW ABOUT A WHITE HORSE
WITH A SPIKEY WART?
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WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T EXIST, TODD.
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DADDY, DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
THE PARTY'S HERE NOW?
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YES, THEY DO.
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DID YOU CALL CHARLOTTE,
AMANDA, STEPHANIE?
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YES, YES, AND YES.
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AHA!
I DON'T KNOW STEPHANIE.
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GREAT, NOW I'M QUESTIONING EVERYTHING.
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WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
QUESTION THE FACT
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THAT YOUR DAD'S GONNA THROW YOU
A GREAT BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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I'M OKAY!
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YEAH, LISTEN, JOE.
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YOU MIGHT WANNA
TAKE THOSE SHOES OFF
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BEFORE YOU FALL...
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DOWN THE STAIRS.
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- I'M OKAY.
- OKAY.
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FITZY AND I ARE GONNA
PRACTICE OUR DANCE MOVES.
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WE'RE MEETING
AT HIS DAD'S CHINA SHOP.
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THAT'S A GOOD PLAN.
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5 BUCKS HE DOESN'T MAKE IT
TO THE DOOR.
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STILL OKAY!
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YES.
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DINNER'S GOING
TO BE HEAPS OF FUN.
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I'LL HOP ON OVER,
KANGAROO-STYLE,
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AND PUT YOU IN MY POUCH
HALF PAST SIX.
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HOOROO!
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CHELSEA SAID YES.
WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT.
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OH, YEAH!
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, KEVIN.
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NO, NOT GOOD FOR ME, DAVID,
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BECAUSE SHE THINKS
I'M AUSTRALIAN
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AND WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT.
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KEVIN, I TOLD YOU
TO BE {\an8}LIKE MELBOURNE MAX,
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NOT {\an8}BE MELBOURNE MAX.
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I KNOW.
I PANICKED.
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AND NOW I'M STUCK LIKE A KOALA
BEAR IN A EUCALYPTUS TREE.
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AND BY THE WAY, I'M RUNNING OUT
OF CUTE AUSTRALIAN ANIMALS
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TO MAKE ME SOUND
MORE AUSTRALIAN-Y.
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KEVIN,
JUST TELL CHELSEA THE TRUTH.
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LIES HAVE A TENDENCY
TO SNOWBALL.
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WOMBATS.
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THEY HAVE WOMBATS.
- HA. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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EMILY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'LL TELL HER THE TRUTH AT DINNER.
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OH, FOR THE LOVE
OF KEITH URBAN, I CAN'T STOP!
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LOOK, WE GOTTA MOVE ON HERE,
OKAY?
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I'VE GOT A VERY LONG LIST
FOR JANIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY
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AND A VERY SHORT TIME
TO GET IT ALL DONE.
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RIGHT. HA.
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I WONDER
WHEN CHELSEA'S BIRTHDAY IS.
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OKAY, I NEED PRINCESS WANDS, TIARAS.
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I NEED DECORATIONS.
- OH, I BET SHE'S A TAURUS.
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KEVIN! PLEASE.
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WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT PRINCESSES HERE.
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DAD,
I THINK YOU'VE LOST HIM.
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YEAH, WELL,
I NEED HIM, EMILY.
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I'VE ONLY GOT 36 HOURS
TO PULL THIS PARTY TOGETHER.
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IT'S OKAY.
I CAN HELP YOU.
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TRUST ME, I KNOW MY WAY
AROUND A PRINCESS PARTY, OKAY?
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IF IT'S PINK AND PURPLE
AND COVERED IN GLITTER,
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IT'LL FLY.
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AND IF ANYONE COMPLAINS,
JUST SAY "IT'S MAGICAL!"
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CHELSEA'S MAGICAL.
SHE SMELLS LIKE PIZZA.
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SHE'S LIKE MY LITTLE SLICE
OF HEAVEN, YOU KNOW?
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DELIVERED IN 30 MINUTES
OR LESS TO MY HEART.
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OKAY, KEVIN, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY
USELESS TO ME NOW, OKAY?
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SO GO FOCUS ON YOUR DATE.
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OH, THANKS, DAVID!
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OH, UH, DINGOES.
AUSTRALIA HAS DINGOES.
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OH, YES!
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"INSERT TAB ONE
INTO SLOT TWO.
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AND THEN FOLD INTO--"
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PAPER CUT NUMBER FOUR.
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SO THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GIVING
IN THE GIFT BAGS, HUH?
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- YEP!
- INTERESTING CHOICE.
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JANIE, I HAD PRINCESS WANDS
AT MY PARTY.
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ARE YOU GONNA HAVE THEM
AT YOURS?
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- DADDY?
- YEP!
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- A PRINCESS CAKE?
- ABSOLUTELY.
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- PRINCESS BOUNCY CASTLE?
- DUH!
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NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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THOSE ARE SO LAST YEAR,
CHARLOTTE, COME ON.
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GOODNESS, BUT I AM GONNA THROW
A PARTY FOR JANIE
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THAT'S GONNA BLOW
YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD LITTLE MIND.
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I'M SIX!
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YOU GOT AN ANSWER
FOR EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?
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- HELLO! DAVID!
- HEY!
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HEY, HEY!
YOU ORDER YOURSELF A PRINCESS?
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OH, YOU SEE THAT, CHARLOTTE?
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WHAT WOULD A PRINCESS PARTY BE
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WITHOUT A REAL,
LIVE PRINCESS?
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HEAR-YE.
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- WHO ARE YOU?
- YOU CALLED ME.
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YE OLDE PRINCESSES.
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WELL, YE ARE A LITTLE OLDER
THAN WE EXPECTED.
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DAD, EVERY OTHER PRINCESS
PLACE WAS BOOKED.
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SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE.
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AND NOW WE KNOW WHY.
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UH, WE'RE VERY SORRY
FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING.
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LET ME OUT TO YOUR CAR.
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OKAY.
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DADDY, IT'S NOT GONNA BE
A PRINCESS PARTY
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WITHOUT A REAL-LIFE
PRINCESS.
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PLEASE NOT THE CRY FACE.
NO, NO.
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COME ON, JANIE.
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I PROMISE YOU
THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE GREAT.
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HOW?
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WELL, LOOK.
JANIE IS MY LITTLE PRINCESS...
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AND I AM GONNA
SAVE THE DAY, OKAY?
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WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST COMING.
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- WHO?
- WELL--
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00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:43,893
- YEAH, WHO?
- UH-HUH, UM...
226
00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:46,827
WHO SAVES PRINCESSES
BETTER THAN ANYONE?
227
00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:49,347
- MELBOURNE MAX?
- MELBOURNE MAX!
228
00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:51,314
AND SYDNEY THE MONKEY?
229
00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:53,213
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF SYDNEY CAN MAKE IT.
230
00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:54,939
YOU CAN'T GET HIM,
CAN YOU?
231
00:09:59,253 --> 00:09:59,391
YES, I CAN GET HIM, CHARLOTTE.
232
00:10:01,324 --> 00:10:01,462
AND IN FACT, I'M GONNA GET HIM
AND HE'S GONNA BE HERE.
233
00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:03,948
- THANK YOU, DADDY!
- OKAY.
234
00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:05,846
GOTTA SAY, I'M IMPRESSED.
235
00:10:08,504 --> 00:10:08,608
YOU KNOW,
I'M IMPRESSED TOO, MAN.
236
00:10:11,058 --> 00:10:11,196
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER
PLAY MELBOURNE MAX AGAIN
237
00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:13,474
BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE,
238
00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:15,373
"I WON'T LET THAT FILTHY BEAST
PAW ME AGAIN."
239
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:17,720
I'M NOT GONNA
PLAY HIM AGAIN.
240
00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:19,480
I'M GONNA HAVE
TOM MCCLAIN DO IT.
241
00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:21,344
SO I GOTTA CALL KEVIN.
HE HAS HIS NUMBER.
242
00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:23,346
MAN, I REMEMBER THE FIGHT
YOU AND SYDNEY HAD
243
00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:25,141
THE LAST DAY OF SHOOTING.
244
00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:27,385
THINGS GOT HEATED,
POOP WAS FLUNG, AH!
245
00:10:30,077 --> 00:10:30,215
THAT WAS NOT
YOUR FINEST HOUR, DAVID.
246
00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:32,701
OH, WHAT, HE CAN DO IT
BUT I CAN'T?
247
00:10:36,256 --> 00:10:36,394
Kevin on voicemail: G'DAY, MATE.
KEVIN HERE.
248
00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:38,154
LEAVE A MESSAGE
AT THE WALLA-BEEP!
249
00:10:43,884 --> 00:10:44,022
I COULD LISTEN
TO YOUR ACCENT ALL DAY, KEVIN.
250
00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:46,646
IT'S SO CHARMING.
251
00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:50,166
UM, I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND
TOO FORWARD OR ANYTHING,
252
00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:53,204
BUT I'VE ALWAYS HAD
A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART
253
00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:55,862
FOR MEN FROM...
DOWN UNDER!
254
00:10:59,141 --> 00:10:59,348
AH, YEAH.
255
00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:01,315
I'M SORRY, I HATE IT
WHEN PEOPLE FAKE ACCENTS.
256
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:02,765
OH, YEAH.
257
00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:06,631
YOU'VE BEEN SO QUIET.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
258
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:09,841
UM, LISTEN, CHELSEA.
259
00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:14,743
ABOUT MY ACCENT...
260
00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:16,399
THE THING IS, I'M NOT--
261
00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:19,057
G'DAY, MATE!
262
00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:22,647
MARCUS!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
263
00:11:25,374 --> 00:11:25,512
WELL, SORRY
TO BUSHWHACK YOUR DINNER,
264
00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:27,652
BUT I NEED THE NUMBER
TO TOM AND HIS MONKEY.
265
00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:30,310
I TRIED CALLING YOU
ON YOUR CELLY, MATE,
266
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:32,105
BUT IT WENT STRAIGHT
TO VOICEMAIL.
267
00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:33,934
MONKEY?
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ANIMALS!
268
00:11:36,385 --> 00:11:36,523
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BECOME A VETERINARIAN.
269
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:38,905
WHAT A COINKY-DINK.
YOU BOTH LOVE ANIMALS.
270
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:43,633
WATCH ME WORK.
271
00:11:45,359 --> 00:11:45,497
AH, YOU KNOW, BACK IN OZ,
272
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:47,845
ME AND THIS BLOKE--
WE HAD AN ANIMAL PRACTICE.
273
00:11:49,605 --> 00:11:49,709
YOU DID?
274
00:11:51,055 --> 00:11:51,193
UH, WE DID?
275
00:11:53,989 --> 00:11:54,127
WE DID!
276
00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:56,405
YOU KNOW, YOUR ACCENT
IS REALLY INTERESTING.
277
00:11:59,477 --> 00:11:59,615
I CAN'T QUITE PLACE IT.
- NO ONE CAN, YES.
278
00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:03,550
MARCUS, I'M GOING TO TEXT YOU
TOM'S NUMBER
279
00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:05,621
SO YOU CAN MAKE LIKE A BOOMERANG
AND RETURN HOME.
280
00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:09,314
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
281
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:10,902
NICE TO MEET YOU!
ADIOS!
282
00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:16,390
SO YOU'RE FREE TOMORROW.
283
00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:18,151
THAT'S EXCELLENT,
TOM, EXCELLENT.
284
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:19,877
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
AT 1:00.
285
00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:21,154
THIS IS AWESOME, DAVID.
286
00:12:22,845 --> 00:12:22,983
I AM PUMPED,
AND I WILL SEE YOU THEN.
287
00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:25,399
GUESS WHAT, SYDNEY.
288
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:27,298
WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY
AT DAVID HOBBS' HOUSE.
289
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:36,859
THE GOOEY BEAR CASTLE!
NICE TOUCH!
290
00:12:41,036 --> 00:12:41,174
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, CHARLOTTE?
291
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:44,867
OH, HEY,
FAIRY GODMOTHER!
292
00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:47,076
HOW ARE THE PRINCESS
MAKEOVERS GOING?
293
00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:49,423
OH, THOSE GIRLS
DON'T NEED ME.
294
00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:51,563
ONCE THEY REALIZED JOE COULDN'T
GET AWAY IN THOSE SHOES,
295
00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:52,841
THEY WENT IN FOR THE KILL.
296
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:54,704
STOP IT!
I'M NOT A PRETTY PRINCESS!
297
00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:01,677
NO!
298
00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:03,506
YOU AND YOUR NERD SHOES
RUINED MY CAKE!
299
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:05,923
SORRY, JANIE.
300
00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:07,752
MY MOM ALWAYS HAS
A BACKUP CAKE.
301
00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:10,790
DOES YOUR MOTHER HAVE
A BACK {\an8}OFF CAKE, CHARLOTTE?
302
00:13:15,725 --> 00:13:15,829
OKAY, NOBODY PANIC.
NOBODY PANIC.
303
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:17,900
OKAY, LISTEN.
304
00:13:19,557 --> 00:13:19,695
SO JOE, I NEED YOU
TO GO UPSTAIRS.
305
00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:21,697
I NEED YOU TO CLEAN OFF.
TAKE OFF THOSE SHOES.
306
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:27,737
EMILY, CAN YOU PLEASE
HELP ME CLEAN THIS MESS UP?
307
00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:29,774
UH, AMY, I NEED YOU
TO GO GET ME A BACKUP CAKE.
308
00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:32,777
I DON'T WANT TO MISS
HOTTIE MCSIX-PACK!
309
00:13:34,503 --> 00:13:34,641
WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO HURRY.
310
00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:36,401
PLEASE GET ME A BACKUP CAKE!
UGH!
311
00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:39,094
OKAY, YOU TWO, COME ON.
GUYS, BACK TO THE PARTY.
312
00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:41,406
BACK TO THE PARTY.
- DADDY?
313
00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:43,374
WHEN ARE MELBOURNE MAX
AND SYDNEY GETTING HERE?
314
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:45,548
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
315
00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:46,791
WHERE, FROM AUSTRALIA?
316
00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:49,345
YOU KNOW, THAT'LL BE FUNNY
A WEEK FROM NOW, COME ON.
317
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:52,417
WELL, MARCUS,
THANKS TO YOU,
318
00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:54,557
CHELSEA IS NOW VERY IMPRESSED
THAT I'M A VETERINARIAN.
319
00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:56,697
HEY, I WAS TRYING TO BE
YOUR WINGMAN, MATE.
320
00:13:59,562 --> 00:13:59,700
YOUR WING-MATE.
321
00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:01,875
WAIT. NOW CHELSEA THINKS
YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN AND A VET?
322
00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:05,810
THIS IS WHAT
I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
323
00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:07,570
CLASSIC SNOWBALL OF LIES.
324
00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:09,745
KEVIN, I'M GONNA BE HONEST
WITH YOU.
325
00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:11,816
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO
ANY BETTER THAN HER.
326
00:14:14,681 --> 00:14:14,819
GIRLS DON'T LIKE LIARS.
327
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:16,786
THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T TELL THEM
YOU'RE LYING.
328
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:22,689
WHA--WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
329
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:25,934
WHAT DO I DO?
330
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:34,183
GO WITH THE TRUTH.
331
00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:36,116
IF SHE REALLY LIKES YOU,
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
332
00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:38,084
SHE WON'T UNDERSTAND.
333
00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:43,296
A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT
DOESN'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND.
334
00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:47,369
LIE.
335
00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:54,617
SURPRISE!
336
00:14:56,585 --> 00:14:56,723
I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR FRIEND'S PARTY,
337
00:14:58,656 --> 00:14:58,794
SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN
IF I DELIVERED THE FOOD.
338
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:02,108
TRUTH!
339
00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:03,868
BLATANTLY LIE TO HER.
340
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:09,080
UM...
341
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:11,324
SPEAKING OF SURPRISES,
342
00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:13,360
HAVE YOU MET MY SISTER
FROM BRISBANE?
343
00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:21,299
OH, TOM!
THANKS AGAIN.
344
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:23,094
THANKS SO MUCH
FOR DOING THIS.
345
00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:24,199
COME ON IN.
346
00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:26,235
I AM STOKED TO SEE YOU,
DAVID!
347
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:28,168
YEAH, YEAH.
THE KIDS ARE DYING TO SEE YOU!
348
00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:29,929
AWESOME.
349
00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:30,999
SYDNEY.
350
00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:34,002
OH.
- OH!
351
00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:35,900
STILL GOT A BIT OF AN ISSUE
WITH SYDNEY.
352
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:37,971
NO, I--I DON'T HAVE AN ISSUE.
HE'S GOT THE ISSUE.
353
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:40,594
IF HE STILL HAS AN ATTITUDE,
354
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:42,527
JUST TELL HIM
NOT TO RUIN THE PARTY, OKAY?
355
00:15:43,494 --> 00:15:43,632
NO WORRIES.
356
00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:45,565
IF HE ACTS UP,
I'LL GIVE HIM A TRANQUILIZER,
357
00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:46,773
CALM HIM RIGHT DOWN.
358
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:48,671
OH, COOL, SYDNEY'S HERE!
CAN I HOLD HIM?
359
00:15:49,672 --> 00:15:49,810
YEAH. OOH!
360
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,088
OOH.
361
00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:52,330
COME ON, YOU GUYS OKAY?
362
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:53,676
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
363
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:54,884
NO PROBLEM, BUDDY.
364
00:15:56,093 --> 00:15:56,231
UM...
365
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:03,134
THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE THERE.
366
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:08,346
SYDNEY,
I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
367
00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:20,565
MELBOURNE MAX!
MELBOURNE MAX!
368
00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:23,534
kids: YAY!
369
00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:25,329
OH!
370
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:27,365
G'DAY, LITTLE MATES.
371
00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:29,436
MELBOURNE MAX HERE TO WISH JANIE
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
372
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:32,784
WHAT WAS THAT, SYDNEY?
373
00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:34,717
YOU WANNA WISH JANIE
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO?
374
00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:35,753
PFFFFT!
375
00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:39,653
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR ACCENT?
376
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:41,931
WELL, CHARLOTTE,
THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION.
377
00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:43,795
THIS HAPPENS TO BE
MY BACKUP ACCENT, OKAY?
378
00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:45,245
SEE, IT'S MAGICAL!
379
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:48,145
SO, KIDS, WHAT--
OH!
380
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:56,808
SYDNEY, YOU KNOW THE RULES.
381
00:16:58,776 --> 00:16:58,914
DON'T PICK IT, DON'T LICK IT,
DON'T FLICK IT, OKAY?
382
00:16:59,915 --> 00:17:00,019
OH, CRIKEY!
383
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:01,468
kids: YAY!
384
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:04,678
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, HIGH FIVE, SYDNEY.
385
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:06,404
NO, HIGH--
386
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:08,648
HIGH FIVE, SYDNEY.
YOU MISSED--
387
00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:14,550
OKAY, NOW WHAT DOES
THE BIRTHDAY GIRL THINK
388
00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:17,381
I SHOULD MAKE
WITH THIS BALLOON?
389
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:25,561
TOM!
390
00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:29,013
HOW ARE YOU?
391
00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:30,704
TOM?
392
00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:36,745
MM-HMM.
393
00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:43,303
WHAT'D I MISS?
394
00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:44,960
THIS MONKEY IS HILARIOUS.
395
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:47,342
HE AND DAVID ARE MAKING UP
FOR LOST TIME.
396
00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:49,447
STOP IT, STOP IT.
397
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:51,035
STOP IT.
398
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:52,381
STOP IT.
399
00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:54,280
STOP IT. OKAY.
400
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:56,213
OOH!
401
00:17:59,561 --> 00:17:59,699
DADDY, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH SYDNEY?
402
00:18:02,943 --> 00:18:03,047
COME ON, SYDNEY, STOP BEING
SUCH AN ATTENTION HOG.
403
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:05,084
I THINK THAT MONKEY
HAD A HEART ATTACK, HONEY.
404
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:07,016
KEVIN, DO SOMETHING!
YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN!
405
00:18:08,949 --> 00:18:09,053
UH, UH, I, UH--
406
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:10,848
HE NEEDS MONKEY
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!
407
00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:12,056
UH, YEAH, UH, OKAY.
408
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:15,024
UH...
I--
409
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:18,062
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M DOING.
410
00:18:20,823 --> 00:18:20,961
I'M NOT A VETERINARIAN
OR AUSTRALIAN.
411
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:23,240
OH.
412
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:25,069
I'M SORRY.
413
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:29,038
- MARCUS, HELP HIM!
- HUH?
414
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:31,351
UH, OH.
415
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:33,836
THAT MONKEY'S
NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
416
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:36,218
DAVID, YOU WERE--YOU WERE
RE-CERTIFIED IN CPR.
417
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:38,772
WHAT?
FOR KIDS, NOT MONKEYS.
418
00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:40,809
DADDY, SAVE SYDNEY!
419
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:46,677
OKAY, OKAY.
420
00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:58,067
AH! MONKEY TONGUE!
HE PUT HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH!
421
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:00,898
YOU KISSED A MONKEY!
422
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:02,555
NO, THE MONKEY KISSED ME!
423
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,074
kids: YOU KISSED A MONKEY!
YOU KISSED A MONKEY!
424
00:19:10,252 --> 00:19:10,390
I CAN'T TELL YOU ENOUGH TIMES
HOW SORRY I AM FOR LYING TO YOU.
425
00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:13,773
YOU KNOW, THE AUSTRALIAN
VET STUFF WAS COOL,
426
00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:16,189
BUT I COULD'VE
LIKED YOU ANYWAY.
427
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:17,708
WELL, IS THERE ANY CHANCE
428
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:20,124
YOU'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW
AMERICAN KEVIN?
429
00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:22,954
SURE.
430
00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:25,716
UM, HI, I'M KEVIN.
431
00:19:31,031 --> 00:19:31,135
AND I RECENTLY DISCOVERED
THAT I...
432
00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:33,551
MAKE UP ACCENTS
433
00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:34,932
WHEN I MEET A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
434
00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:39,419
YEAH. I THINK
I'M LIKING THIS KEVIN.
435
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:44,459
DADDY, THIS WAS
MY FAVORITE BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER!
436
00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:47,979
- REALLY?
- YEAH!
437
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:49,878
I HAD A PRINCESS PARTY,
438
00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:51,707
AND BEST OF ALL,
YOU KISSED A MONKEY!
439
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,158
BLECH!
CAN'T BELIEVE I KISSED A MONKEY.
440
00:19:58,404 --> 00:19:58,542
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART.
441
00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:06,791
HEY, SYDNEY,
442
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,138
CAN YOU TAKE
YOUR LITTLE FOOT HANDS
443
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:10,554
OFF MY PIANO, PLEASE?
444
00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:14,005
AMAZING.
445
00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:16,249
HE CAN PLAY CHOPIN,
BUT HE CAN'T FLUSH A TOILET.
446
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:24,326
♪ YOU SPIN MY HEAD
RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND ♪
447
00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:27,536
♪ WHEN YOU GO DOWN,
WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN ♪
448
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:30,988
♪ YOU SPIN MY HEAD
RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND ♪
449
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:34,888
♪ WHEN YOU GO DOWN,
WHEN YOU GO DOWN ♪
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