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WOW, HONEY,
THESE ARE AWESOME.
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FLOWERS ARE SO LAST YEAR.
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU HAVE OPINIONS NOW.
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DAD, LAST CHANCE.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANNA BUY THESE FOR ME?
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THEY'RE SO COOL.
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OH, JOE, I'M SO TEMPTED,
BUT THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE REVISIT
THIS CONVERSATION
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WHEN YOUR FEET STOP GROWING?
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THAT'S NOT GONNA BE FOR,
LIKE, TEN YEARS.
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BY THAT TIME, THEY'LL PROBABLY
HAVE HOVER SHOES.
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YOU ALREADY HAVE HOVER SHOES.
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- I DO?
- YEAH, WATCH.
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GO HOVER BY THE DOOR AND STOP
BUGGING ME ABOUT THE SHOES.
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DO YOU REALIZE THAT THIS IS
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OUR FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE
AS A COUPLE?
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I KNOW.
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EMILY HOBBS
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THE CHILDREN OF FEUDING FATHERS.
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WE'RE SO ROMEO AND JULIET.
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THE ROMANTIC PART,
NOT THE DYING PART.
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NOT THAT I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO POSSIBLY DYING,
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BUT WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA TELL YOUR DAD?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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DOWN THE ROAD,
WHEN THE MOMENT'S RIGHT.
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SOMEDAY, YOU KNOW. NEVER.
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OOH, PRETTY DRESS.
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I SAID, "OOH, PRETTY DRESS!"
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I THINK I FOUND YOU
THE PERFECT PAIR.
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I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
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HUH?
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UH, DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
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NOPE, BUT I HEAR
THEY'RE A HOOT.
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GO.
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I'M NEVER GONNA
TAKE THESE OFF!
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UH, I--JUST A QUICK QUESTION,
HOW LONG DO THE BATTERIES LAST?
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OH, THEY NEVER DIE.
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THEY'RE SOLAR.
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OH.
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AND FOR YOU, MR. HOBBS.
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OH, YES, I APPRECIATE THAT,
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BUT IF I'M GONNA BUY
A, UH, WHAT IS THIS?
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A $300 PAIR OF SNEAKERS, THEY
BETTER BE MADE OF $400, OKAY?
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SEE THAT, JOE?
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THE RULE APPLIES TO ME TOO.
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FOR BIG TIME CELEBRITIES,
THEY'RE FREE.
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WELL THEN, LUCKILY
I'M A BIG-TIME CELEBRITY.
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DAD, HOW COME YOU CAN GET 'EM,
BUT I CAN'T?
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WELL, BECAUSE THEY'RE FREE.
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NOW COME ON, JOE.
DON'T BE THAT GUY.
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WELL, YOU'RE ALL SET.
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OKAY.
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WATCH OUT!
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HEY, YOU GUYS OKAY?
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- FINE. FINE.
- JOE, YOU FINE?
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YEAH, I'M OKAY.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE MY HERO.
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MINE TOO.
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MY BOSS TOLD ME TO BOLT DOWN
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THAT GIANT SHOE WEEKS AGO.
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I OWE YOU.
- NO BIG DEAL.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, JOE?
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THIS IS A HUGE DEAL.
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YOU SAVED THAT WOMAN
FROM GETTING HURT.
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REMEMBER
THOSE SHOES YOU LOVED?
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TAKE 'EM AS A THANK YOU.
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REALLY? CAN I?
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JOE, THERE'S
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"NEVER TURN DOWN FREE STUFF."
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THANKS, PHIL.
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JANIE, PLAY US OUT.
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HEY, DAVID.
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ONE LARGE VANILLA BLENDED,
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NO SUGAR ADDED, EXTRA THICK.
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"THE DAVID."
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THEY CALL IT "THE DAVID" NOW?
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NOT YET,
BUT THEY WILL COME AROUND.
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THERE HE IS.
THERE'S MY FAVORITE SON.
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HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY, JOE?
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AMAZING.
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EVERYONE AT SCHOOL STARTED
CALLING ME "HERO HOBBS."
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THE LUNCH LADY
GAVE ME EXTRA TATER TOTS
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AND THE JOCK WHO TAKES
EVERYONE'S TATER TOTS
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GAVE ME HIS TATER TOTS.
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AND THE THREE GIRLS
THAT EAT THE TATER TOTS
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THAT THE JOCK TAKES FROM ME
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SAID, "YOU GONNA EAT THOSE?"
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YEAH.
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COME ON.
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I AM SO LUCKY
I DON'T LIKE TATER TOTS.
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HEY, JOE.
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ONE LARGE BANANA BLENDED,
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EXTRA SUGAR,
WITH A CHOCOLATE BOOST.
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I CALL IT "THE HERO."
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THANK YOU, FITZY.
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UM, DID HE SAY
FITZY OR SUCK-UP?
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UH, DAD, FITZY.
FITZY, THAT'S MY DAD.
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- HEY, MR. HOBBS.
- HOW YOU DOING?
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YOU MUST BE
SO PROUD OF YOUR JOE.
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WELL, I'LL TELL YA, THE FIRST
NINE YEARS WERE GREAT, FITZY.
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BUT THE, UH--THE LAST YEAR
WAS--IF I'M BEING HONEST--
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THE EPISODES WERE A LITTLE WEAK.
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HE SAID JOE, NOT SHOW.
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YES, JOE--GOD--HEY,
MY SON, HE'S THE BEST.
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OH.
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both: YES,
MY HOBBS GOOGLE ALERT!
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JOE'S ABOUT TO BE ON THE NEWS!
CHANNEL NINE!
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19 IF YOU WANT HD.
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WHAT?
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TODAY'S LOCAL HERO
IS 6TH GRADER JOE HOBBS.
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HE THOUGHT HE WAS JUST
SHOPPING FOR SNEAKERS.
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BUT INSTEAD, HE WAS AT
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TO BECOME A HERO.
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HERE'S SOME CELL PHONE
FOOTAGE AT THE SCENE.
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WATCH OUT!
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SOMETIMES,
YOUR AVERAGE, EVERYDAY KID
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DOES SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY.
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I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT.
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HERO HOBBS.
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THAT IS FANTASTIC.
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- YOU DA MAN!
- THANKS, KEVIN.
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YEAH, JOE, YOU DA MAN.
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OKAY, I JUST SAID THAT.
LIKE--
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PRINCESS BELLA,
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS,
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT THE MALL TOGETHER?
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YOU KNOW YOUR DADS
DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER.
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ALL RIGHT, SO, UH,
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
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TO KEEP THIS OUR LITTLE SECRET?
UH, GLITTER? STICKERS?
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WHAT AM I, FOUR?
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I WANT MAGIC WANDS
AND PRINCESS DRESSES!
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SO LET'S MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
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YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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YOU'RE MY SISTER.
WE'RE FAMILY.
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TICK-TOCK, EMILY.
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OH, AND I NEED A WATCH.
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SO LITTLE, YET SO SCARY.
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- HEY, HEY, PEOPLE.
- HEY.
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WHA--JOE!
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JOE, I JUST SAW THE NEWS.
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YOU ARE LIKE MY WIFE'S
FAVORITE MIDNIGHT SNACK.
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A FOUR FOOT HERO.
WHOO!
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STAND UP, BOY.
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JOE, YOU MOVE ME, MAN.
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YOU MOVE ME.
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IT'S GONNA BE AN HONOR TO SIT
NEXT TO YOU AT THE LAKER GAME!
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- WAH. YES.
- OH, UH, ABOUT THAT.
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OH, YEAH, TELL ME
YOU TALKED TO MY TICKET GUY.
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I DID,
I GOT YOU THREE SEATS
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IN THE FOURTH ROW,
RIGHT BEHIND THE BENCH.
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THE FOURTH ROW?
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WHAT AM I, AN ANIMAL?
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I CAN CALL A GUY.
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DAVID, I GOT THIS.
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STEP BACK, FITZY.
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HEY, GUYS.
all: HEY.
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EVERYONE AT WORK SAW MY LITTLE
LIFE-SAVER ON THE NEWS.
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I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.
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OOH.
- TH-THANKS, MOM.
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JOE YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION.
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I FEEL LIKE GOING OUT THERE
HELPING PEOPLE.
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I'M NOT GONNA DO IT,
BUT IT'S STILL A GOOD FEELING.
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HELLO?
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UH, YEAH, SURE.
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IT'S SAMANTHA,
RACHEL, AND KARA.
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both: THE TATER TOT GIRLS!
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THEY WANNA
TALK TO THE HERO.
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SHALL I PATCH YOU
THROUGH, SIR?
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JOE HERE.
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HOW CAN I SAVE YOU?
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THEY'RE LAUGHING.
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AT YOU?
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WITH ME.
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THIS IS A FIRST.
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SATURDAY NIGHT?
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WORKS FOR ME.
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OH, I'M GETTING ANOTHER CALL.
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SAVE YA LATER.
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HELLO?
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YOU KNOW, I LOVE SEEING
JOE THIS CONFIDENT.
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YEAH, HE NEVER GETS
THIS KIND OF ATTENTION.
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- THIS IS HE.
- HE DESERVES THIS.
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REALLY?
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!
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THANK YOU.
I'LL BE THERE.
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KICKIN' KICKS WANTS TO PRESENT
ME WITH A PLAQUE TOMORROW.
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THEY'RE PICKING US UP
IN THE SNEAKER MOBILE.
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- THE HIGH-TOP?
- NO!
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- YEAH.
- OH!
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OH!
OH, MY GOD!
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THAT'S SO GREAT.
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THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING
TO KICKIN' KICKS
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TO HONOR JOE HOBBS.
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COME ON, JOE, WAVE.
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THIS IS YOUR MOMENT.
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THERE YOU GO.
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DON'T YOU LOVE THE MALL?
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SO MUCH STUFF.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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I WANT A GIANT RAINBOW
LOLLIPOP, BIGGER THAN MY HEAD.
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COME ON, JANIE.
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BIGGER THAN MY HEAD, EMILY!
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YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD
ALL COME TO AN END
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IF YOU JUST TOLD
YOUR FATHER THE TRUTH.
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I WILL.
I'M JUST NERVOUS.
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WE'LL I'D TELL HIM
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BEFORE JANIE MAKES A PLAY
FOR YOUR BEDROOM.
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- HAS THAT BEEN DISCUSSED?
- OH, IT'S BEEN FLOATED.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS,
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FOOT ENTHUSIASTS OF ALL AGES...
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KICKIN' KICKS
WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT
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YOUNG MR. HOBBS WITH THIS.
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SHE SAVED THAT CHILD'S LIFE!
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SO THAT WAS IT.
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THREE DAYS OF THE GOOD LIFE.
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NOW I'M BACK TO BEING REGULAR,
AVERAGE JOE.
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WELL, WE LOVE
REGULAR, AVERAGE JOE.
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REGULAR JOE IS GREAT.
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GUYS, LET'S FACE IT.
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REGULAR JOE IS NOT GETTING
ANY MORE BONUS TATER TOTS,
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AND HE'S DEFINITELY
NOT GETTING FREE SNEAKERS.
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I MEAN, I NEVER REALIZED
HOW BORING NORMAL LIFE WAS
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UNTIL I WAS FAMOUS.
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HEY, NO,
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
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OR--OR BORING
ABOUT BEING NORMAL.
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IT'S JUST,
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
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I FELT WHAT IT MUST FEEL LIKE
TO BE YOU, DAD.
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YOU KNOW, IMPORTANT.
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NO, YOU SAY GOOD-BYE FIRST.
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NO, YOU.
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YOU'RE SO CUTE...
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TELEPHONE SURVEY PERSON.
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WHO WAS THAT?
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YOUR FRIEND,
"ANITA NECKLACE"?
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JANIE, HONEY, WHY DON'T
YOU GO UP TO EMILY'S ROOM
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AND, UH, GET A FEEL
FOR THE SPACE, OKAY?
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JOE, I'M GONNA LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET.
238
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:21,403
I DON'T NEED TO HAVE V.I.P.
TREATMENT TO BE HAPPY.
239
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,665
HONEY, YOU WHINED
THE WHOLE RIDE HOME
240
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,712
BECAUSE WE WEREN'T
IN THE SNEAKER MOBILE.
241
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,322
THE TONGUE IS THE SUNROOF.
242
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,585
HOW COOL IS THAT?
243
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:30,760
YEAH, JOE, I CAN BE NORMAL.
244
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:31,761
I'M--I'M GONNA
PROVE IT TO YOU.
245
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,720
SHOOT AND SCORE.
246
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,591
YOUR TICKET GUY
CAME THROUGH, DAVID.
247
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,462
LAKERS, HEAT.
FLOOR SEATS.
248
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,116
CAN I GET A WHAT, WHAT?
249
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,248
OKAY, YOU KNOW, KEVIN,
250
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,771
THANK YOU,
BUT I DON'T WANT THEM.
251
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,556
- WHAT, WHAT?
- HERE WE GO, OKAY.
252
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:45,732
HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
253
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,907
I'M GONNA TAKE JOE
AND MARCUS
254
00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,691
TO THE LAKER GAME
LIKE A NORMAL GUY WOULD,
255
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,345
WE'RE GONNA SIT
IN NORMAL SEATS,
256
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,042
AND WE'RE GONNA
HAVE JUST AS MUCH FUN.
257
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,957
DAD, HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET
THROUGH A PUBLIC EVENT
258
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:56,090
WITHOUT BEING HOUNDED
FOR AUTOGRAPHS?
259
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,920
WE ALL KNOW
THAT I CAN'T GO AS DAVID HOBBS.
260
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:03,271
BUT YOU WANNA KNOW
WHO I CAN GO AS?
261
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:06,100
SCHNECK, RUSSELL SCHNECK.
262
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,103
IS THIS GREAT, JOE?
263
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:12,019
JUST A COUPLE OF REGULAR GUYS
ENJOYING SOME REGULAR SEATS.
264
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,324
YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD.
265
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,674
NO ONE HOUNDED YOU.
266
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:15,762
WELL, HOLD ON THERE, MISTER.
267
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:18,068
YOU MEAN NOBODY HOUNDED
RUSSELL SCHNECK,
268
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,157
FLOOR COVERING SALESMAN.
269
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:23,508
ALWAYS AND "FLOOREVER,"
TARZANA SHOWROOM.
270
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:27,164
CAN I GET A WHAT, WHAT?
271
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,870
THIS IS GREAT, DAD.
272
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,567
WE ARE SO HIGH UP,
I FEEL LIKE I'M FALLING,
273
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,351
EVEN THOUGH
I'M SITTING DOWN.
274
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,831
I KNOW, RIGHT?
275
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:42,963
AND WE NEVER
GOT TO DO THE WAVE
276
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,616
WHEN WE WERE ON THE FLOOR.
277
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,489
YEAH, AND--AND ONLY REGULAR
GUYS GET TO DO THIS.
278
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:50,622
HEY, HEAT, PUT THIS
ON THE JUMBO SCREEN!
279
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,061
WHOO-HOO!
280
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,411
MARCUS, WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN?
YOU MISSED THE TIP-OFF.
281
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,282
I HAD TO GO TO BASE CAMP
282
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:01,416
TO ACCLIMATE TO THE ALTITUDE
BEFORE MY FINAL ASCENT.
283
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,288
CAN I GET A HIT
OF THAT, SIR?
284
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,942
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
285
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:09,990
THANK YOU.
286
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:10,991
ALL RIGHT, DAVID.
287
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,253
NOBODY RECOGNIZED YOU.
288
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,384
YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
289
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:14,516
WHEN CAN WE GO BACK
290
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,039
TO TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF YOUR CELEBRITY?
291
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,085
OH, NO, NO, RUSSELL SCHNECK'S
GONNA BE WITH US
292
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,869
ALL NIGHT LONG, MARCUS.
293
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,132
- YES.
- SEE? JOE'S ON BOARD.
294
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,307
NO, MY EARS JUST POPPED.
295
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:28,269
AHH, IS THAT A PIGEON?
296
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,270
A PIGEON?
297
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,880
NATURE AND SPORTS?
298
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,404
IF I FIND A ROCK,
MY HEAD'S GONNA EXPLODE.
299
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,364
YES!
300
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,887
I CAN'T EVEN SEE
WHAT'S GOING ON FROM UP HERE.
301
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,193
COULD BE WINNING,
COULD BE LOSING.
302
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,586
DON'T KNOW.
ALL PART OF THE EXPERIENCE.
303
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:42,936
MAYBE MR. SCHNECK
SHOULD HAVE STUCK
304
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,676
ONE OF THESE
IN HIS FANNY PACK.
305
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,113
WELL, IN FACT, I DID.
306
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,376
A SCHNECK
IS ALWAYS PREPARED.
307
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:52,641
OH, THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
308
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,642
IT'S LIKE I'M ON THE COURT.
309
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,686
I SEE NICHOLSON.
310
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,471
I SEE SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.
311
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,473
I SEE EMILY, XANDER MCGINLEY.
312
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,606
WHAT?
313
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,783
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
314
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,959
WHAT IS MY DAUGHTER
DOING WITH A MCGINLEY?
315
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,569
OH, THEY COULD BE KISSING,
316
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:08,788
COULD BE HUGGING.
WE DON'T KNOW.
317
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,615
THAT'S PART
OF THE EXPERIENCE.
318
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,704
THAT'S--COME ON.
319
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,234
YOU REALIZE
THE ONLY WAY
320
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,279
YOU'RE GONNA GET
TO THAT FLOOR IS AS DAVID HOBBS.
321
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,846
WELL, NO, NO.
NOT TONIGHT, MARCUS.
322
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,717
NOT TONIGHT--
I PROMISED JOE
323
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:26,631
THAT I WOULD SPEND
THE REST OF THE NIGHT
324
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,677
AS A REGULAR GUY, OKAY?
325
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,939
SO WHEN I WRING
XANDER'S NECK,
326
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,768
IT'S GONNA BE
AS RUSSELL SCHNECK.
327
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:35,902
OOF.
328
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:36,903
TICKETS, PLEASE.
329
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:37,904
UH, YES, MA'AM, I REALIZE
330
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,035
THAT THIS
IS NOT MY SECTION,
331
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,384
BUT I NEED TO SPEAK
WITH MY DAUGHTER.
332
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:41,690
SHE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE.
333
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,953
IN THAT CASE...TICKETS.
334
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,216
UM, YES, YOU SEE,
HERE'S THE SITUATION.
335
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:47,827
SHE'S SITTING ON THE FLOOR
WITH A YOUNG BOY
336
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,742
THAT I HIGHLY DISAPPROVE OF,
AND SHE KNOWS THAT.
337
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,701
AH, WELL, IN THAT CASE...
338
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,790
TICKETS!
339
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,139
YOU WANNA TRY IT AGAIN?
340
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,185
'CAUSE I CAN PLAY THIS
ALL NIGHT LONG, MAN.
341
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,882
UH, JUST TELL HER
WHO YOU ARE.
342
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,623
UH, YEAH, YES, MA'AM.
I'M--I'M--
343
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:02,885
I'M--I'M RUSSELL SCHNECK,
344
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,713
FLOOR COVERING SALESMAN.
345
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,584
YES, MADAME, MAY--MAY I
ASK YOU A QUESTION?
346
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,238
IS THAT FLOOR
A STAMPED CONCRETE,
347
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,371
OR IS THAT
IMPORTED TRAVERTINE?
348
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:11,720
OOH! OOH...
349
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,809
DID YOU JUST
TRY TO HANDLE ME?
350
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,028
UH, WELL, NO, MA'AM.
351
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,899
UH, NOT ON PURPOSE.
NO, I DIDN'T--
352
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:20,381
- YOU KNOW WHAT? COME HERE.
- OH, OH. OKAY.
353
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,079
THIS IS ALL
JUST A GIANT MISTAKE.
354
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,690
IF YOU COME DOWN
TO OUR SHOWROOM IN TARZANA
355
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:30,347
I'LL GIVE YOU 40% OFF ANY TILE
THAT WE HAVE IN STOCK.
356
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:34,743
I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH
MY FLOORING SITUATION, SIR.
357
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,963
AND, BY THE WAY, THANK YOU
FOR ASSAULTING ME
358
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,965
BECAUSE NOW I CAN
WATCH THE ENTIRE GAME
359
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,662
WHILE I FILL OUT MY REPORT.
360
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:44,492
SO TAKE A SEAT 'CAUSE YOU
GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE.
361
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,932
MOMMY, LOOK.
362
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,152
I'M A CHEERLEADER.
363
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:56,199
JANIE, THAT'S SO CUTE.
364
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,332
AMY, WHEN WILL THIS SUGAR
NIGHTMARE END?
365
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,682
WAIT FOR IT.
366
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:05,295
TWO, FOUR, SIX...EIGHT...
367
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:08,951
I'M TIRED.
368
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:11,736
AND THAT'S JENGA.
369
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:14,522
UH-OH.
370
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,308
EMILY AND XANDER MCGINLEY
ARE TOGETHER?
371
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:19,919
DAVID WOULD BE HORRIFIED.
372
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,399
KEVIN, LET ME HANDLE THIS.
373
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,662
HI, HONEY.
374
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,056
LOOK, I NEED YOU
TO BE AS CALM AS POSSIBLE.
375
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,232
DAD'S HERE?
376
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,538
WHERE?
377
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:31,669
WHERE?
DID HE SEE ME?
378
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,801
HEY, EM, LOOK.
379
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,629
WE'RE ON THE KISS CAM.
380
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,152
NO KISSING!
381
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:48,295
YOU WAS IN THAT MEN'S ROOM
AN AWFULLY LONG TIME.
382
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,775
IT WAS A $33 BUCKET OF SODA.
383
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,909
IT HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE.
384
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:56,999
MARCUS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
385
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,393
YOUNG JOE, KICK BACK AND RELAX
386
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:03,005
AND LET YOUR UNCLE MARCUS SWEET
TALK YOUR DAD'S WAY TO FREEDOM.
387
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,664
HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
388
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,884
I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ARE OWNING THAT UNIFORM,
389
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,625
OWNING IT.
390
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,237
SIT DOWN, STRING BEAN,
BEFORE I SNAP YOU IN HALF
391
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,934
AND SERVE YOU
WITH SOME MEATLOAF.
392
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:24,984
YOU KNOW, A LESSER MAN
WOULD BE INTIMIDATED.
393
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:28,813
THE FACT THAT I'M WALKING AWAY
IS JUST A COINCIDENCE, THOUGH.
394
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:31,729
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
395
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,471
SHE MARINATING ON IT.
396
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,517
PSST.
397
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,215
JOE, I NEED YOU TO GO UP
TO THE MEN'S ROOM
398
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,522
AND GET MY EYEGLASS
REPAIR KIT.
399
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:42,958
WHY DO YOU HAVE
AN EYEGLASS REPAIR KIT?
400
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,046
I-I-I DON'T.
401
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,439
RUSSELL SCHNECK DOES.
402
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,180
YOU SEE, WHEN I GET IN
CHARACTER, I GO ALL THE WAY.
403
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,485
OKAY, LISTEN TO ME.
404
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,444
NEED YOU TO PUT YOUR HAND
IN THE TOILET TANK,
405
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:53,273
GET THE EYEGLASS REPAIR KIT,
COME BACK HERE,
406
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,752
AND JIMMY THE LOCK
WITH THE SMALL SCREWDRIVER,
407
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,232
AND WE'LL ALL ESCAPE.
408
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,626
YOU HAD ME
AT "REACH INTO THE TOILET."
409
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,237
I'M GONNA GO WITH HIM,
MAKE SURE HE WASHES HIS HANDS.
410
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,022
UH, WE GONNA GO
TO THE BATHROOM, DARLING.
411
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,154
WE B--
412
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,812
EMILY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
413
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,335
THIS IS ONLY HAPPENING
414
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,945
BECAUSE YOU WOT
TELL YOUR DAD ABOUT US.
415
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,512
I KNOW, I KNOW.
416
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,036
COME ON.
417
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:20,865
WE'VE BEEN SEEING
EACH OTHER FOR A MONTH.
418
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,520
BESIDES, MY DAD KNOWS.
419
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:27,002
YOU'VE BEEN OVER FOR DINNER,
LIKE, FIVE TIMES.
420
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,004
I KNOW, AND EVERY TIME,
I FEEL SO GUILTY
421
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,833
I GO HOME AND SPILL MY GUTS
TO MY MOM.
422
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,271
SHE'S RIGHT.
423
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,620
I HAVE TO TELL HIM.
424
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:37,926
AT LEAST BEFORE JANIE TELLS HIM.
425
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:46,152
I CAN'T STAND
LYING TO HIM, XANDER.
426
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,067
THEN LET'S
TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
427
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,330
WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER.
428
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,594
AS LONG AS YOU STAND
A LITTLE BIT IN FRONT OF ME.
429
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,900
I'M JUST AFRAID HE'LL FREAK
OUT AND SAY NO.
430
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,641
AND THEN WHAT?
431
00:17:57,772 --> 00:18:01,123
I DON'T KNOW.
432
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,733
DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
433
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,170
YOU HAVE MY BLESSING.
434
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,606
I'M SORRY,
YOU'RE CHIMING IN
435
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,564
ON MY CONVERSATION BECAUSE...
436
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,653
BECAUSE I'M YOUR FATHER.
437
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:13,048
YOU'RE MY FATHER?
438
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,920
XANDER MCGINLEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
439
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,098
DAD, I GOT THE TOOL KIT.
440
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,403
- OH--
- JOE?
441
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,753
EMILY?
442
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,364
HELLO, SIR.
443
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:28,498
EMILY AND I HAVE SOMETHING
WE'D LIKE TO TELL YOU.
444
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:32,502
I REALLY WANTED TO TELL YOU,
BUT I WAS AFRAID.
445
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:36,811
OH, EMILY, YOU DON'T
EVER HAVE TO BE AFRAID.
446
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:40,119
YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING
AT ANY TIME.
447
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,337
I GOT IT.
448
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:44,166
EXCEPT FOR RIGHT NOW.
449
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,602
ALL RIGHT, NOW WE NEED
A DISTRACTION.
450
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,082
OH, OH.
451
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,173
WHAT'S THAT?
452
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:51,913
I'M TRYING
TO CALL THAT PIGEON.
453
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,219
MAYBE HE HAS SOME FRIENDS
454
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,829
THAT'LL SWOOP DOWN
TO CREATE A DIVERSION.
455
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,619
IS THAT COMING
FROM THE MEN'S ROOM?
456
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,493
OH--ARE YOU SERIOUS?
457
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:07,972
THIS--THIS--
458
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,844
THAT'S A STROKE OF LUCK.
459
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,628
NOT REALLY.
460
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:12,934
DID YOU BREAK THE TOILET?
461
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,065
I DIDN'T BREAK THE TOILET.
462
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,980
RUSSELL SCHNECK JUNIOR DID.
463
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,026
EW, EW.
464
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,071
- COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
- ALL RIGHT.
465
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,465
THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC
MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
466
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,293
DON'T WORRY,
I GOT LONG LEGS.
467
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,687
AHH! APPARENTLY
NOT LONG ENOUGH.
468
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,689
HOP ON MY BACK.
469
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,038
I DON'T WANNA GET
YOUR HERO SHOES ALL DIRTY.
470
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,909
HEY, SOMETIMES
A REGULAR GUY
471
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HAS TO WALK THROUGH
POOP WATER IN HIS HERO SHOES.
472
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,783
OKAY.
OOH.
473
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,611
OOH, YEAH.
474
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:45,140
THANKS AGAIN
FOR THE GAME, MR. SCHNECK.
475
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:48,274
YOU'RE WELCOME,
RUSSELL SCHNECK JUNIOR.
476
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,714
DAD, THIS WAS SERIOUSLY
THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
477
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:54,932
AND YOU WERE RIGHT.
478
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,891
AVERAGE JOES CAN HAVE FUN.
479
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,285
YOU ARE ANYTHING
BUT AVERAGE.
480
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:03,027
IN FACT, JOE,
YOU'RE EXTRAORDINARY.
481
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,947
ALL RIGHT, GO UPSTAIRS.
482
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CAKE.
483
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:38,715
WHAT?
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