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ANYONE NOTICE
THE LOOKS I'M GETTING
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FROM THOSE
TWO FINE YOUNG LADIES?
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MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'VE RECENTLY
GROWN OUT MY MUSTACHE.
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- MM.
- YEAH.
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OR THEY'RE MESMERIZED BY THAT
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SPAGHETTI SIDEBURN
YOU'RE SPORTING.
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OH, MAN.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
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HERE THEY ARE.
MY FAVORITE PEOPLE!
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all: HEY!
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- MARIO.
- HI.
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DAVID, GREAT TO SEE YOU.
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OH, MAN, EVERYTHING WAS
FANTASTIC, THANK YOU.
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I SEE EVERYONE HAD
THE HOBBS SPECIAL.
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LIKE WE HAD A CHOICE.
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DON'T YOU RUN OFF.
I HAVE TIRAMISU FOR EVERYBODY.
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- NICE.
- OOH, TIRAMISU.
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TIRAMISU, TIRAMISU.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE WITH
THE REST OF THE CLASS, EMILY?
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I'M SNAP-TALKING WITH MATTHEW.
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I SENT HIM A PICTURE OF MY PASTA
SHAPED LIKE A SMILEY FACE,
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AND HE SENT ME A PICTURE OF
A HEART MADE OUT OF KETCHUP,
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SO THEN I SENT HIM--
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T RUIN THE ENDING FOR ME.
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HI.
- SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
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WE HEARD CELEBRITIES EAT HERE.
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COULD WE BOTHER YOU
FOR A PICTURE?
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OH, WELL.
OKAY, SURE.
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WHY DON'T THOSE LADIES WANT
YOUR PICTURE, MOMMY?
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'CAUSE NOBODY WATCHES
SOAP OPERAS ANYMORE.
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SO NOBODY CARES WHO MOMMY IS, SWEETIE.
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S JUST DO THIS THING.
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OOH.
- AY YI YI.
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WELL, UM, WE'LL--
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WE'LL GET THAT ONE TO GO.
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- YEAH.
- UM...
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EMILY, EMILY, YOU'VE BEEN
ON THAT PHONE ALL NIGHT,
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AND IT'S FAMILY NIGHT.
COME ON.
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YOU KEEP THIS UP,
I'M GONNA TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU.
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IT'S LIKE WE'RE RAISING
A FOREHEAD.
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HEY! MAYBE--MAYBE THIS WILL
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
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I SET UP A SMART ALERT
FOR DAVID HOBBS.
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NOW ANY TIME YOUR NAME
POPS UP ON THE INTERNET,
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I GET AN ALERT.
ABOUT MY DADDY.
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REALLY? NICE.
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- WHOA.
- WHAT?
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WHAT? WHAT?
- UH-OH.
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WHAT IS IT?
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DOES AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD
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TREAT HIS KIDS
LIKE THEY'RE NUMBER TWO?
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THIS IS MITCH KROFT,
AND, DAVID HOBBS...
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YOU HAVE BEEN MITCH-SLAPPED!
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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SURE, YOU JUST KEEP
TELLING YOURSELF THAT.
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I WAS AS SURPRISED AS ANYONE
TO SEE HOW
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DAVID HOBBS TREATS HIS SON.
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I MEAN, IT WENT FROM INNOCENT
DESSERT TO TERROR...MISU.
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OUCH.
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I KNOW I'M YOUR FAVORITE,
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BUT CAN YOU MAKE IT
A LITTLE LESS OBVIOUS?
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- DAD.
- YEAH?
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WHY DID THAT GUY
LIE ABOUT YOU?
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YOU DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE.
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UNLESS I DID SOMETHING
TO ANNOY YOU.
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'CAUSE SOMETIMES I DO THIS
NERVOUS RAMBLING THING
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THAT BUGS PEOPLE, AND I DON'T
REALLY REALIZE I'M DOING IT--
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JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE.
YOU'RE DOING IT.
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IT'S JUST WHAT
THESE PEOPLE DO, SWEETIE.
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THEY TAKE PICTURES
OF CELEBRITIES,
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AND THEY TRY
TO MAKE US LOOK BAD, FOR MONEY.
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HMM? OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT?
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GO GET READY FOR SCHOOL, PAL.
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ALL RIGHT.
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IF I EVER DO SOMETHING
TO ANNOY YOU,
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YOU CAN JUST TELL ME,
SO THEN I'LL BE AWARE OF IT--
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JOE...
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
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OOH, I'M SORRY.
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DID I SAY "US CELEBRITIES"?
MY MISTAKE.
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A REAL CELEBRITY HAS
MORE THAN SEVEN PEOPLE
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FOLLOWING THEM...ON TWITTER.
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HONEY, AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT
WHERE TWITTER IS,
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I WILL FOLLOW YOU THERE, OKAY?
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A CLIP OF YOU NAILING JOE
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HAS ALREADY GOTTEN
9,000 HITS ONLINE.
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EMILY, HONEY.
YOU'RE--YOU'RE GONNA...
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DO THAT.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE TEXTED HER.
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- YOU OKAY WITH THIS?
- WHAT?
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THE TABLOIDS CAN BE
PRETTY ROUGH.
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WHAT?
COME ON.
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THIS JUST GOES ALONG WITH BEING
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AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD
FOR TEN YEARS RUNNING.
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RIGHT? COME ON.
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THEY'RE TRYING TO KNOCK ME
OFF MY PEDESTAL.
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I'M SURPRISED
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN SOONER.
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OH, IT DID.
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REMEMBER WHEN THEY WROTE
YOU WERE HAVING
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A SCANDALOUS AFFAIR
WITH SOPHIA VERGERA?
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OH, YEAH.
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THE HUMANITY.
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- OW!
- OH.
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JUST RELAX, AND DADDY WILL
TAKE CARE OF THIS, OKAY?
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YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?
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DON'T YOU LOOK PRETTY?
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DOES IT LOOK PRETTY TO YOU?
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UM...NO, IT DOES NOT.
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AND YOU SAY YOU KNOW HAIR.
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AT LEAST ONE OF US
LOOKS GOOD.
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YEAH?
- HEY, HEY, DAVID.
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- MARCUS!
- HEY, HEY.
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GOLF! MARCUS, GOLF.
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OOH!
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE.
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NO, NO, NO.
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HOUSTON DOES NOT HAVE A PROBLEM, MARCUS.
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WE DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM, OKAY?
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I NEED TO GOLF.
I'M GOING INSANE IN THIS HOUSE.
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SERIOUSLY, I'VE HAD MORE
TEA PARTIES THAN THE QUEEN.
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I AM--I AM A LEGEND
IN "DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE."
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YOU KNOW WHAT "I SPY," MARCUS?
YOU KNOW WHAT "I SPY"?
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"I SPY" A GOLF COURSE.
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LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING
TO YOU, DAVID.
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EVERY MORNING MY WIFE GETS UP
AND GOES DOWN TO HUCKELBERRY'S
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TO GET A DOZEN ECLAIRS.
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ALL RIGHT.
YOU LIKE ECLAIRS.
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MAN, THAT DOZEN IS GONE
BEFORE SHE GETS TO THE HOUSE.
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YOU LIVE TWO BLOCKS
FROM THE STORE.
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DAVID, SHE DRIVES
WITH HER KNEES.
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SHE DRIVES WITH HER KNEES.
JUST LEANS--WITH THE KNEES.
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LISTEN.
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THE POINT IS,
THEY HOLD THOSE ECLAIRS
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BECAUSE SHE IS CLOSE, PERSONAL
FRIENDS WITH DAVID HOBBS.
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- I UNDERSTAND.
- THIS MORNING? NO ECLAIRS.
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AND SHE CAME HOME
WITH THIS.
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THIS IS A PICTURE
OF ME AND EMILY
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WHEN SHE WAS FIVE YEARS OLD, MARCUS.
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COME ON, THEY PULLED THIS
OUT OF THE ARCHIVES.
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME
TO PLAY WITH HER.
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I'D HANG HER UPSIDE DOWN
BY HER ANKLES.
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SHE LOVED IT.
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THIS GUY IS JUST TRYING
TO DIG UP SOME DIRT.
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THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
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YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING, MAN,
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TO GET OUT IN FRONT OF THIS,
ALL RIGHT?
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YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING BIG, MAN.
LOOK AT THIS.
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OH, COME ON.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, MARCUS?
LOOK, MY--MY FANS,
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THEY STILL LOVE ME,
AND THEN THEY'LL GO WITH ME
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NO MATTER WHAT.
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OH, HANG ON.
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HELLO?
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YES, THIS IS DAVID HOBBS,
THE ONE AND ONLY.
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WHAT? WHY?
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NO, HANG--HANG ON A SECOND.
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THAT--THAT WAS
A COMPLETE MISUNDERSTANDING.
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NO, I'M NOT RAISING MY VOICE.
I'M FINE.
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WELL NOW I'M RAISING MY VOICE
'CAUSE YOU CANCELED MY TEE TIME!
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HOW'S THAT?
HELLO?
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OH, THEY CANCELED OUR TEE TIME, MARCUS.
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OH, THEY CANCELED
OUR TEE TIME?
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- DID I HEAR "TEA TIME"?
- NO.
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YEAH, I'LL HAVE A LITTLE
CHAMOMILE WITH A LITTLE HONEY
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TO CALM MY NERVES.
I'D LIKE A LITTLE...
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HANG ON.
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HEY, GWEN, CHARLOTTE.
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HI, MR. HOBBS.
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JANIE'S ALL READY TO GO.
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OH, DAVID, ARE YOU SURE YOU
DON'T WANT TO COME SELL COOKIES?
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I COULD REALLY
USE YOUR HELP.
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I CAN SORT OF
CONTROL CHARLOTTE,
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BUT JANIE EATS THROUGH
OUR PROFITS LIKE A SMALL BEAVER.
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OUT IN FRONT OF IT, DAVID.
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NOTHING SAYS "GOOD DAD"
LIKE A GROWN MAN
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IN A LITTLE GIRL'S UNIFORM
SELLING COOKIES.
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I LOOK GOOD IN A UNIFORM.
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YEAH, THIS IS KIND OF FUN.
I'M GLAD I CAME HERE TODAY.
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WELL, I DO LOVE
YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
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YOU'RE LIKE
A BREATH OF BLUE AIR.
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I'M AN ACTOR.
WHEN I GET INTO A ROLE,
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I GET INTO A ROLE.
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SO IF I'M A BLUE BONNET,
I'M BLUE BONNET ALL THE WAY.
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YEAH, YEAH.
I CAN SEE THAT.
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OH, HEY, CAN I
GIVE YOU MY MAIL?
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SAVE ME A TRIP
TO THE POST OFFICE?
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YOU DONE?
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PROBABLY NOT, PAPA SMURF.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE DONE.
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OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT, OUT OF 20.
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JUST WONDERING.
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DOES THAT GUY TAKING PHOTOS
BOTHER YOU?
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IT SEEMS LIKE
SUCH AN INVASION OF PRIVACY.
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AH, JUST PART OF THE GAME.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO.
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THERE'S YOUR--YOUR
MINT CHOCOLATE, RIGHT, OKAY?
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ATTABOY, COME ON.
GIVE ME A HUG, YEAH.
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WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?
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HEY, HE'S VERY FUNNY.
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ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE.
THERE YOU GO.
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TAKE A FREE BOX.
HERE YOU GO.
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YOU ENJOY.
YOU HAVE A NICE AFTERNOON.
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OKAY.
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DADDY, A BEE!
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- WHAT? WHAT?
- OH!
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- GET IT! GET IT!
- ALLERGIC! I'M ALLERGIC!
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT!
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DAVID HOBBS.
OR, AS WE NOW CALL HIM,
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AMERICA'S ANGRIEST DAD EVER,
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IS AT IT AGAIN.
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WHAT'S WORSE THAN TAKING
A LITTLE GIRL'S BOX OF COOKIES?
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BEATING HER WITH IT.
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SHAME ON YOU!
THAT'S A DOUBLE MITCH-SLAP.
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TRUTH STINGS, DOESN'T IT,
DADDY?
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DAVID, WE'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR A HALF AN HOUR.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST GO
SOMEPLACE ELSE?
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NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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LOOK, MARIO JUST DOESN'T KNOW
THAT WE'RE HERE.
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YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
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- DADDY?
- MM?
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YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD
IN THAT PICTURE.
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THAT'S NOT DAD.
IT'S JOHN STAMOS.
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STAMOS!
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UH, RIGHT THIS WAY,
MR. HOBBS.
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HEY, UH, MARIO,
WHERE'S--WHERE'S MY PICTURE?
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00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,361
AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TABLE?
227
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:26,147
OH, UH, UM...
THIS--THIS IS YOUR TABLE.
228
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:30,673
I-I JUST MOVED IT,
FROM OVER THERE TO OVER HERE.
229
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:33,067
MORE PRIVACY FOR YOU.
230
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:37,767
IT'S CLOSER TO THE KITCHEN.
THE FOOD, IT COMES OUT HOTTER.
231
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,553
UH-OH.
232
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,990
- NO.
- UGH.
233
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,078
DON'T SAY IT.
DON'T TELL ME MY SPECIAL'S
234
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,428
OFF THE MENU.
- OH, YEAH.
235
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:50,737
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY SCRATCHED
IT OFF WITH A KEY OR A KNIFE.
236
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,043
OH, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.
237
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,654
DAD, DON'T WORRY.
I'M SURE EVERYTHING IS FINE.
238
00:10:56,568 --> 00:11:00,137
SIRI, WHO IS AMERICA'S
NUMBER ONE TV DAD?
239
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,707
FOR TEN YEARS, DAVID HOBBS
HAS HELD THAT DISTINCTION.
240
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,796
HOWEVER,
DUE TO RECENT EVENTS...
241
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,493
PLEASE TURN THAT OFF.
242
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:09,930
DAD, DON'T GET SO ANGRY.
243
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,671
I AM NOT ANGRY.
244
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,848
THE NEAREST ANGER MANAGEMENT
CENTER IS .5 MILES.
245
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,154
AND WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
USING THAT DURING FAMILY TIME?
246
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,416
I CAN MAKE YOU AN APPOINTMENT.
247
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:19,679
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S IT.
248
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:20,680
I'M TAKING IT AWAY FROM YOU
FOR A WEEK.
249
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,551
- MOM!
- DON'T "MOM."
250
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,640
DIALING NOW.
251
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:28,818
- ANGER MANAGEMENT CENTER.
- MAKE IT STOP, HONEY.
252
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:31,952
HE'LL CALL YOU BACK.
OKAY, BYE.
253
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,702
RESTORE DAVID'S
RIGHTFUL PLACE
254
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,921
AS AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD,
TAKE ONE.
255
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,014
- NO! GET--
- GIVE ME THAT!
256
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,494
OH!
- STOP IT!
257
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:55,018
DROP THAT PURSE, COWARD!
258
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,890
DAMN IT!
259
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,587
OH! OH.
260
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:03,113
I'LL SAVE THAT BABY!
261
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,375
GET BACK HERE, YOU!
262
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:07,204
- OH!
- THIEF!
263
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,777
AND CUT!
264
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,606
DID I LOOK HEROIC?
265
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,216
THAT WAS GREAT.
266
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:20,652
GREAT REHEARSAL.
267
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:21,828
GOOD JOB.
268
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,133
- WHOO-WHOO.
- ALL RIGHT.
269
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,832
MAN, WHEN WE FILM THIS
ON LOCATION AND LEAK IT
270
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,660
TO THE PRESS, YOUR IMAGE
IS GONNA BE BACK ON TRACK.
271
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:31,141
EXCELLENT. HEY, LISTEN,
I-I AD-LIBBED "COWARD,"
272
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,447
BUT I THINK "DIRTBAG"
MIGHT BE STRONGER.
273
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:33,883
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
274
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,885
A GREAT IDEA, DAVID.
IT--I MUST HAVE READ YOUR MIND,
275
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,496
BECAUSE I-I WROTE "DIRTBAG"
IN THE SCRIPT.
276
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,455
- OKAY.
- WHAT--
277
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,283
THAT WAS VERY HEROIC, DAVID,
278
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,414
UNTIL YOU KNOCKED
THE BABY OUT THE DOOR.
279
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:44,938
BUT, NO, STILL VERY HEROIC,
280
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:48,289
'CAUSE IT'S NOT
A REAL BABY, SO--
281
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,986
LISTEN, PEOPLE,
THIS HAS GOT TO WORK,
282
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:52,423
BECAUSE I'M--I'M STARTING
TO LOSE THE PERKS OF BEING ME.
283
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:55,122
AND WITHOUT MY PERKS I'M, YOU
KNOW, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
284
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,471
I-I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THAT.
285
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,038
ALL RIGHT, OKAY PEOPLE,
286
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,083
LET'S REHEARSE IT
ONE MORE TIME, PLEASE.
287
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,650
BACK TO ONE.
LET'S DO THIS.
288
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,915
OH, HANG ON, HANG ON.
289
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,090
YEAH, HANG ON. PHONE.
290
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,918
HELLO?
291
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:13,793
EMILY, IT'S FOR YOU!
AGAIN! PICK IT UP.
292
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,883
I'M DOING HOMEWORK, DAD.
COULD YOU TAKE A MESSAGE?
293
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,146
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON
ALL DAY.
294
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:25,152
JUST TELL HER LISA CALLED.
295
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,197
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
296
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,417
I'M USING MARY'S PHONE
TO GET MY PHONE BACK.
297
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:33,464
I AM THIS CLOSE
TO DRIVING DAD TO THE EDGE.
298
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,945
TAKE NOTE.
YOU'LL BE DOING IT SOMEDAY.
299
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,599
CAN I TRY?
300
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,296
HI, DADDY.
301
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:44,258
THIS ISN'T JANIE.
302
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:49,089
WRONG, AND WAY TOO CREEPY.
303
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,964
THIS IS BRENDA FOR EMILY.
304
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:58,663
AND THAT'S NOT CREEPY?
305
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:03,494
- EMILY!
- STILL DOING HOMEWORK.
306
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,235
- ALL RIGHT, YOU READY, DAVID?
- OH, YES.
307
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,629
YES, LET'S GO.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.
308
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:11,067
AND, ACTION!
309
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,070
- CUT!
- HANG ON.
310
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,332
THAT WAS GOOD. GOOD TILL
THE END, GOOD TILL THERE.
311
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,638
HANG ON A SECOND.
312
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,555
YEAH, LOOK, TALK TO HER
AT SCHOOL, PLE--
313
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,384
OH, HI, MRS. BROOKS.
314
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,603
MIS--NO, MRS. BROOKS.
315
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:26,866
YOU--YOU CAN'T BELIEVE
316
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:31,522
EVERYTHING YOU READ
IN THE TABLOIDS.
317
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:32,872
OKAY, FINE.
318
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,438
IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL,
I UNDERSTAND.
319
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,919
ALL RIGHT, GOOD-BYE.
320
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,268
JANIE'S PLAYDATE JUST CANCELED.
321
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:41,532
THAT'S WHY WE'RE GETTING OUT
IN FRONT OF THIS, MAN.
322
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,447
RUN, JOE, RUN!
323
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,233
AND PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN
SIZE, YOU BUNCH OF BULLIES!
324
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,238
WHAT HAPPENED?
325
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,935
JOE WAS GETTING AMBUSHED
ON THE FRONT LAWN,
326
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,416
AND I HAD TO JUMP IN
AND SAVE HIM.
327
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,026
THE OLDER KIDS
PICKING ON YOU, JOE?
328
00:14:57,157 --> 00:15:02,989
NO.
IT WAS THE BLUE BONNETS.
329
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,381
THEY'RE TOUGH, DAVID.
330
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,470
I HAD FOUR OF THEM
JUST CLAWING ON TO ME
331
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,038
LIKE A BUNCH OF ANGRY
KOALA BEARS, JUST--
332
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,213
YEAH.
333
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,389
THEY YELLED, "REVENGE!"
334
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:16,959
AND THEN THEY STARTED STUFFING
COOKIES DOWN MY PANTS.
335
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,961
IS--IS THIS ABOUT
THE BEE THING?
336
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,528
YEAH.
BUT THE JOKE'S ON THEM.
337
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,399
I LOVE WARM COOKIES.
338
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,797
DADDY, WHEN'S MY FRIEND MOLLY
COMING OVER?
339
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:33,236
OH, UM, MOLLY'S MOM
JUST CANCELED THE PLAYDATE.
340
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,892
WHY, DID I DO
SOMETHING WRONG?
341
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,287
NO.
342
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:44,160
NO, YOU DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING, HONEY.
343
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,509
MARCUS, THIS PRODUCTION
IS OVER.
344
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,729
LOOK, MY KIDS ARE STARTING
TO GET HURT NOW, OKAY?
345
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,384
NO MORE GAMES.
I GOTTA PUT A STOP TO THIS.
346
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,212
AND, JOE,
A QUICK LIFE LESSON.
347
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,735
DON'T EAT COOKIES
OUT OF YOUR UNDERWEAR.
348
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:58,827
GOT IT.
STARTING NOW.
349
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,002
- DAD.
- THANK YOU. YES?
350
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,917
THE PHOTOGRAPHER GUY'S
HERE AGAIN.
351
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,440
I KNOW THAT, JOE.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.
352
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,790
AS SOON AS MOM SHOWS UP,
I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF HIM.
353
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,357
WHY DO YOU NEED MOMMY?
354
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,011
WELL, BECAUSE MOMMY
IS LEVEL-HEADED,
355
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,448
AND SHE WON'T LET THINGS
GET OUT OF CONTROL.
356
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,886
HOW DARE YOU!
YOU PAPARAZZI BOTTOM-FEEDERS!
357
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,063
DO YOU VULTURES HAVE ANY IDEA
OF THE HEARTACHE
358
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,542
YOU CAUSE WITH YOUR LIES?
359
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,284
MY HUSBAND?
HE'S A GOOD, GOOD MAN, OKAY?
360
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:25,636
AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
361
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,508
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
362
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,510
I WAS JUST TAKING
A PICTURE OF MY PARENTS.
363
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,647
WE'RE VISITING
FROM MINNESOTA.
364
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,130
THEY'VE GOT A STAMOS SPECIAL.
365
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:44,960
VEAL, LEMON, CAPERS.
366
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,137
THAT'S PICCATA.
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THAT?
367
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:52,011
MM, STAMOS.
368
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,410
HELLO?
369
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,239
HELLO, MARY.
370
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,285
SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
WEARING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
371
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,244
TELL HER MY YELLOW BLOUSE
WITH THE FRINGE.
372
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,637
N-NO, TELL HER
373
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,552
THE BABY BLUE LONG SLEEVE
WITH THE SPARKLY--
374
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:12,640
MARY? MARY?
SHE WILL CALL YOU BACK.
375
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:16,383
GOOD-BYE.
376
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,646
EMILY, I'M GIVING THIS
BACK TO YOU.
377
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,562
ONLY BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'VE
LEARNED YOUR LESSON, OKAY?
378
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,477
- ABSOLUTELY. LESSON LEARNED.
- ALL RIGHT.
379
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:26,958
HONEY? I'M THINKING
WE SHOULD TAKE THE FOOD TO GO.
380
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,134
- WHAT?
- OUT THE BACK.
381
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,439
GOOD IDEA.
382
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,398
YEAH, THEY DON'T EVEN
BRING US BREAD ANYMORE.
383
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,574
- THEY TREAT US LIKE POO.
- WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
384
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,228
WAIT.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
385
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,186
LOOK, IF I CAN
TEACH YOU ANYTHING,
386
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,232
IT'S TO STAND UP
FOR YOURSELF, OKAY?
387
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,450
NOW, SIT DOWN.
388
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,107
'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO STAND UP.
389
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:48,415
NO, REALLY, JUST SIT DOWN.
390
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:49,807
I'M GONNA STAND UP
FOR YOU GUYS.
391
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:53,289
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
392
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,770
IT'S AMERICA'S ANGRIEST DAD!
393
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:56,814
DON'T HURT ME.
394
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,512
OH, WAIT, I FORGOT.
395
00:17:58,642 --> 00:17:59,948
I'M NOT A CHILD,
SO I MUST BE SAFE.
396
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,124
THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
397
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:05,301
LISTEN, I-I UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU WANT TO TAKE SHOTS AT ME.
398
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,998
THAT'S FINE.
THAT'S PART OF OUR GAME,
399
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,609
AND I CAN TAKE IT.
400
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:12,308
BUT WHEN IT STARTS AFFECTING
MY KIDS...
401
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:13,744
WE GOT A PROBLEM.
402
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,312
LOOK, WE BOTH KNOW
HOW THIS WORKS.
403
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,880
IF I WANTED TO TAKE
WHOLESOME AND SWEET PICTURES
404
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,925
OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,
I'D WORK AT THE MALL.
405
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,927
AND I'D BE POOR.
406
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,582
BUT MANIPULATING SHOTS
TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE
407
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:29,325
THE WORST PARENT EVER ALLOWS ME
TO DRIVE A MASERATI
408
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:30,761
AND DATE A MODEL...
409
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:34,374
SLASH-ACTRESS.
410
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:38,856
NOT BAD FOR
A GUY FROM JERSEY, RIGHT?
411
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,946
YOU GOTTA GIVE THE PEOPLE
WHAT THEY WANT.
412
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:47,343
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SMILE
AND SAY "CHEESE," MY FRIEND.
413
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,519
MM-HMM-HMM.
414
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,058
OH!
- HANG ON, ONE MORE HIT.
415
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,364
OH!
416
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:11,237
YOU OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, JUST HAVE A SEAT.
417
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,281
CATCH YOUR BREATH,
THERE YOU GO.
418
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:13,500
HE'S OKAY, EVERYBODY.
- WHOO!
419
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,371
- RIGHT, RIGHT, MITCH?
- ALL RIGHT, YES!
420
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:18,461
YAY! ALL RIGHT, YES!
421
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,550
- THANK YOU.
- MARIO!
422
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:21,595
YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT
MY HUSBAND'S HEAD SHOT
423
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:22,770
BACK UP ON THAT WALL.
424
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,686
I DON'T SEE STAMOS HERE
SAVING LIVES.
425
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,470
I WAS JUST ENJOYING MY DINNER
426
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:31,039
WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE
MR. HOBBS ATTACKED ME.
427
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,435
IT WAS BLOODY DREADFUL.
428
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,959
THIS IS AMAZING.
I-I CAN'T WIN WITH THIS GUY.
429
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,440
ALL RIGHT, HE'S TRYING TO MAKE
ME LOOK BAD FOR SAVING HIS LIFE.
430
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,182
DAD, DON'T WORRY.
KARMA'S A MITCH.
431
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,053
LOOK, WE BOTH KNOW
HOW THIS WORKS.
432
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,359
IF I WANTED TO TAKE
433
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,274
SWEET AND WHOLESOME PICTURES
434
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,101
OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,
I'D WORK AT THE MALL.
435
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,103
AND I'D BE POOR.
436
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,584
BUT MANIPULATING SHOTS
TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE
437
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:58,197
THE WORST PARENT EVER ALLOWS ME
TO DRIVE A MASERATI
438
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:01,200
AND DATE A MODEL.
- YOU RECORDED THAT?
439
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,592
YEAH.
AND, THANKS TO MY PHONE,
440
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,420
IT'S ALREADY UPLOADED
AND TRENDING.
441
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,162
OH! YES!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,
442
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,947
BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH.
443
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,210
SEE, I KNEW
I DID THE RIGHT THING
444
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,950
BUYING YOU THAT PHONE, HONEY.
RIGHT?
445
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,519
AMY HOBBS SEEMS TO BE ANGRY
ALL THE DAYS.
446
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,304
THAT'S RIGHT, MS. HOBBS.
447
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,871
YOU'VE BEEN MITCH-SLAPPED.
448
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:24,223
- I'M SORRY.
- FOR WHAT?
449
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,659
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
450
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:29,706
OH, I MATTER!
451
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,055
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- WHAT?
452
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,448
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
453
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,276
I'M GONNA STRIKE WHILE
THE IRON'S HOT, BABY.
454
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,974
I'M GONNA GO KICK
A PUPPY AT THE MALL.
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00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,628
SIT DOWN, HONEY.
COME ON.
456
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,282
THEY'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT ME
IN A MINUTE.
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