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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,925 BABY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:15,493 BESIDES PUTTING YOUR BOOTS ON THE WRONG FEET. 3 00:00:15,624 --> 00:00:17,495 I'M GETTING READY FOR THE SNOW. 4 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:20,933 IN THE MOVIES, IT ALWAYS SNOWS ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 5 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:23,675 UGH, AGAIN? WE LIVE IN L.A. 6 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:27,375 DON'T YOU REMEMBER YOU DID THIS LAST YEAR? 7 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:28,506 I'M A KID. 8 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:31,422 I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I DID YESTERDAY. 9 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:36,862 IT WOULDN'T BE THE HOLIDAYS WITHOUT SOMEBODY CRYING. 10 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:39,865 DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE YOU. HONEY, WHAT'S UP? 11 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:45,393 BILL CALLED YOU INTO WORK TODAY? 12 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,003 YOU HATE THAT DIRECTOR. 13 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:52,748 YES, I KNOW, MOM. HATE IS A STRONG WORD. 14 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:54,054 DAVID, I'M GOING TO MISS OUT 15 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:56,360 ON ALL OF THE CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS. 16 00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:59,320 JUST TRIMMING THE TREE AND LETTERS TO SANTA 17 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:01,713 AND YOU FORCING US TO WATCH YOUR SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EPISODE, 18 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:04,890 "SEE DAD GET SCROOGED." 19 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:06,327 DON'T WORRY, MOM. 20 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:07,850 WE'LL WAIT TO TRIM THE TREE UNTIL YOU GET HOME. 21 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:10,113 AND FORGET ABOUT MY LETTER TO SANTA THIS YEAR. 22 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:11,506 I'M TOO OLD FOR THAT. 23 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:17,468 AMY, IT'S GOING TO BE FINE, OKAY? 24 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:18,817 IT'LL BE EVEN BETTER 25 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:21,472 IF YOU STOP CLUTCHING A TRAY OF STINKY POTATOES. 26 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:24,736 WHY ARE YOU CLUTCHING A TRAY OF STINKY POTATOES? 27 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:29,132 EMILY? 28 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:32,918 YESTERDAY, WHEN SHE WAS UNLOADING GROCERIES, 29 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:34,920 SHE LEFT THEM IN THE CAR. 30 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:36,313 SO SAY GOODBYE TO OUR TRADITIONAL 31 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:40,100 CHEESY SCALLOPED POTATOES AS WELL, DAVID. 32 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,324 I'LL JUST GET SOME MORE POTATOES. 33 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:51,241 NO, THEY ONLY SELL THEM AT COST CLUB. 34 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,504 SO I'LL GO TO COST CLUB, HONEY. 35 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:57,943 HEY-- 36 00:01:58,074 --> 00:01:59,815 COST CLUB ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 37 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:02,557 HONEY, YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF THERE ALIVE. 38 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:05,647 PLEASE, I'LL BE IN AND OUT IN 30 MINUTES. 39 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:08,519 30 MINUTES. 40 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,869 NOW YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. COME ON, LET'S GO. 41 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,915 WHY DON'T YOU SAVE ALL THAT ENERGY AND EMOTION 42 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:14,177 FOR--FOR THE SHOW, OKAY? 43 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,527 THE KIDS AND I, WE WILL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 44 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,529 RIGHT, KIDS? - ABSOLUTELY. 45 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,662 30 MINUTES. 30 MINUTES. 46 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:24,361 - OKAY. - I CAN'T BREATHE. 47 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,450 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. - HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 48 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:28,409 WHY CAN'T AMY BREATHE? 49 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:30,802 WELL, I TOLD HER I WAS GONNA MAKE A QUICK STOP AT COST CLUB. 50 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:34,284 both: 51 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:35,677 WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP DOING THAT? 52 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:38,070 OH, FIRST OF ALL, DAVID, YOU'RE FAMOUS. 53 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,246 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET MORE THAN TWO FEET 54 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,682 IN THE DOOR WITHOUT BEING RECOGNIZED. 55 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:43,641 TWO, YOU HAVE THREE CHILDREN AND ONLY TWO ARMS, 56 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:46,644 AND THAT MATH DOESN'T ADD UP. 57 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:47,776 AND THIRD, YOU YOURSELF 58 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:49,343 HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A SMALL CHILD. 59 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:50,648 ALL RIGHT, FIRST OF ALL, 60 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:52,084 I'M GOING TO USE MY CELEBRITY TO MY ADVANTAGE. 61 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,608 SECOND OF ALL, I CAN HANDLE MY KIDS. 62 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:55,740 AND THIRD-- 63 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:58,352 WHAT WAS THE THIRD THING? I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. 64 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:00,267 DOESN'T MATTER. YOU GUYS IN OR OUT? 65 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:01,790 TO WATCH YOU HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN 66 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,575 AS I ENJOY A CORNUCOPIA OF FREE FOOD SAMPLES? 67 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,273 IT'LL BE LIKE DINNER AND A SHOW. 68 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,840 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL DRIVE ON THIS ONE. 69 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,150 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HERE'S THE PLAN. 70 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:15,760 WE'RE GOING TO SAVE CHRISTMAS FOR YOUR MOTHER. 71 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,240 WE'RE GOING TO GET IN, WE'RE GOING TO GET OUT. 72 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:19,329 NO DIVERSIONS, NO DISTRACTIONS, OKAY? 73 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:22,202 - I SMELL PIZZA. - I SEE TOYS. 74 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:23,725 - NEXT TO PINK CELL PHONES. - WAIT A MINUTE. 75 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:27,381 WE HAD A--WE HAD A PLAN, GUYS. IN AND OUT. 76 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,818 NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE WERE LAUGHING. 77 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:32,560 OOH, POTSTICKERS. 78 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:00,065 YES, UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR, I-- 79 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:04,548 OH, MY GOODNESS, YOU'RE DAVID HOBBS. 80 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,681 YES, I AM. 81 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:07,856 UH, CAN I HELP YOU FIND ANYTHING? 82 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,292 YES, YOU CAN. 83 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,468 FOUND 'EM. 84 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,558 ANYTHING ELSE, MR. HOBBS? 85 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:15,907 NOW, YOU CAN'T BE SNATCHING PEOPLE 86 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:19,781 UP OUT OF THE POTSTICKER LINE LIKE THAT. 87 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,652 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. HERE'S WHAT WE NEED. 88 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,437 WE NEED THOSE CHEESY SCALLOPED POTATOES THAT YOU SELL, OKAY? 89 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:24,916 THEY'RE MY WIFE'S HOLIDAY FAVORITE. 90 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:28,616 UH, WELL, THEY'RE EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE DURING THE HOLIDAY. 91 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,879 IF THERE'S ANY LEFT, THEY'LL BE IN THE REFRIGERATOR SECTION 92 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,881 BEHIND AISLE 138. 93 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:33,969 ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED, JUST ASK FOR CARL. 94 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,275 THANKS, CARL. 95 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:37,059 OKAY, UH-- ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 96 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:40,976 WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHICH WAY AISLE 138 IS. 97 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:45,633 OOH, THEY JUST TOOK THE BABY QUICHE OUT OF THE MICROWAVE. 98 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,069 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 99 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:49,941 MERRY CHRISTMAS, HOBBS FAMILY. 100 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,769 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA. 101 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:54,859 JOE, ARE YOU GOING TO SAY HI TO SANTA? 102 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:58,123 MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE SANTA. 103 00:04:58,254 --> 00:05:02,040 MERRY CHRISTMAS, JOE. 104 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:03,999 JOE, THAT IS SANTA. 105 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,653 YEAH, RIGHT. 106 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,394 LIKE SANTA COMES TO COST CLUB ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 107 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,091 COME ON, COME ON. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 108 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,006 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 109 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,051 YOU TELL YOUR MOM THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING 110 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,357 TO WRITE A LETTER TO SANTA, 111 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:17,012 AND NOW HE'S JUST A GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE SANTA? 112 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:18,143 I WANT TO BELIEVE, 113 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,058 BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS DO ANYMORE. 114 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:21,756 AND THEY'RE STARTING TO MAKE FUN OF ME. 115 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,627 AND THEY BRING UP A PRETTY GOOD ARGUMENT TOO, 116 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:27,457 MAINLY ABOUT PHYSICS AND TIME TRAVEL. 117 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:28,719 WELL, I BELIEVE, JOE. 118 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:31,548 WELL, I BELIEVE WHATEVER DADDY BELIEVES. 119 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:32,680 ALL RIGHT, ATTA GIRL. LET'S DO THIS, COME ON. 120 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:35,335 I BELIEVE THAT THIS SUPER CUTE JACKET IS ON SALE. 121 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:36,945 WELL, UNLESS THAT SUPER CUTE JACKET 122 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:38,512 IS MADE OUT OF CHEESY SCALLOPED POTATOES, 123 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,688 DON'T EVEN THINK OF PUTTING IT IN THE CART. 124 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:50,611 COLONEL, WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU MAY SOUND STRANGE. 125 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:52,656 CUT. 126 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:56,051 AMY, YOU SOUND STRANGE. 127 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:57,444 OKAY, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. 128 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:58,793 AND THIS TIME, HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT. 129 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,882 AND ACTION. 130 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:06,148 - COLONEL-- - CUT. 131 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:09,891 OKAY, THE COLONEL STILL THINKS THAT SARAH IS HYSTERICAL. 132 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:12,067 SO I WANT TO PICK UP THE SCENE WITH HIM SHAKING HER, 133 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:14,286 LIKE A BOBBLEHEAD. 134 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:15,636 LIKE A WHAT? 135 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:17,507 AND ACTION. 136 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:20,989 SARAH, YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. 137 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:24,384 PLEASE, JAMES, YOUR GRIP IS LIKE A VICE. 138 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,516 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - CUT. 139 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,562 COLONEL, JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 140 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:31,042 AMY, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE YOURSELF. 141 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,262 AND ACTION. 142 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,090 SARAH, YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. 143 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:48,669 THAT'S 139. 137. 144 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:53,238 WHERE THE HECK IS 138? 145 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:55,589 NICE. 146 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:57,939 JOE? JANIE, EMILY? 147 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:01,551 FOR NARNIA! 148 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,205 JOE, WHERE ARE YOUR SISTERS? 149 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,163 DAD, GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND. 150 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:06,948 - AISLE 138? - BETTER. 151 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,993 A BLENDER THAT CAN BLEND ANYTHING. 152 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:10,299 THE LADY FINISHED HER DEMONSTRATION 153 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:14,521 BY LIQUEFYING A SHOE. 154 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:16,000 EMILY, I-I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO SEE THAT. 155 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,960 BUT LOOK, WE JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 156 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:22,137 PUT IT IN THE CART, 'CAUSE I'VE GOT SOME OLD SHOES AT THE HOUSE. 157 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:23,355 COME ON, JANE, LET'S GO. IT'S TIME TO GO. 158 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:31,842 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR LIFE? 159 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:35,280 IT'S BREATHTAKING, BUT WE'VE GOTTA GO. 160 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,413 DADDY, WE CAN'T LEAVE HER HERE ON CHRISTMAS. 161 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,110 LOOK, SHE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE. 162 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:41,069 YES, I UNDERSTAND THAT. 163 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:43,114 JANIE, I'M TRYING TO ESCAPE, TOO, 164 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:45,465 WITH SOME CHEESY SCALLOPED POTATOES AND MY SANITY, OKAY? 165 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:46,466 LET'S GO. 166 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:49,425 - HANG IN THERE. - OKAY. 167 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,688 DAVID, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS KRAB WITH A "K". 168 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:54,648 COME ON, WILL YOU STOP THAT? OH-- 169 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,693 WOW. 170 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,870 PUT IT IN THERE? 171 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:05,485 HERE WE ARE. CHEESY SCALLOPED POTATOES. 172 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,312 WOULD, UH, YOU LIKE ANOTHER CART? 173 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,879 NO, WE ARE DONE WITH THE ENDLESS TEMPTATIONS 174 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:12,230 OF THIS MONEY TRAP, CARL. GOOD DAY, SIR. 175 00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:13,362 YOUR CHEESY POTATOES? 176 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:18,498 I SAID, GOOD-- 177 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,890 HEY, LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND. 178 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:22,066 HEY, IS THAT ONE OF THOSE 1,000 PIECE TOOL SETS 179 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,067 AS ADVERTISED ON TELEVISION? 180 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:25,026 I WANT ONE. 181 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,985 WHAT DO YOU TWO NEED WITH A 1,000 PIECE TOOL SET? 182 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:30,292 NEITHER ONE OF YOU HAS EVER FIXED A THING IN YOUR LIFE. 183 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:34,601 MAYBE BECAUSE WE NEVER HAD A 1,000 PIECE TOOL SET, EMILY. 184 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,733 KIDS, QUICK STOP, AISLE 93. LET'S GO. 185 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:50,355 THIS MUST BE AISLE HEAVEN. 186 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:57,232 CHUNKS, THIS IS ONE SAD DISPLAY OF HOLIDAY CHEER. 187 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:59,539 ALMOST AS SAD AS ME, ALONE ON CHRISTMAS EVE, 188 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:03,455 TALKING TO A STUFFED MONKEY, RIGHT? 189 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,589 DON'T ANSWER THAT. 190 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,725 DO THESE EVEN WORK? 191 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,951 NO. 192 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,562 MAN, I WISH I COULD MAKE THIS SPECIAL FOR THE FAMILY. 193 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:25,521 BUT HOW? 194 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,568 I GOT IT. 195 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:37,185 YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR LIFE? 196 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:40,492 DAD, YOU NEED TO LOOK AWAY. 197 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:45,541 I CAN'T. 198 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,891 DAD, DAD. SNAP OUT OF IT. 199 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,589 YES. YES, OKAY. 200 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,633 YES, EMILY. I'M SORRY. 201 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,114 I-I GOT LOST IN MY EYES. 202 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,246 - DAVID HOBBS. - HI. 203 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,900 I KNEW IT WAS YOU. 204 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,033 HEY, EVERYBODY! DAVID HOBBS IS HERE! 205 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,121 UH-OH. 206 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:01,122 HI. 207 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,994 WHERE IS MARCUS? 208 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,474 I JUST TEXTED HIM. 209 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:10,000 HE'S IN FOOTWEAR, CHECKING OUT KUGG BOOTS. 210 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:13,482 I'M GLAD YOU TEXTED ME. AM I PULLING THESE OFF? 211 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,918 NO. 212 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,312 PULL THEM OFF. 213 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:20,097 FOLKS, LET'S GIVE MR. HOBBS A CHANCE TO FINISH SHOPPING 214 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:21,272 AND GO HOME TO HIS FAMILY. 215 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:23,492 THANK YOU, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS. 216 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,536 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 217 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,495 THANK YOU, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 218 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,193 - BYE, NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 219 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,239 YOU'RE VERY KIND TO YOUR FANS, MR. HOBBS. 220 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:33,633 LET ME OPEN A CHECKOUT LANE JUST FOR YOU. 221 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:36,070 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. 222 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,332 OH, MAN. THOSE ARE SWEET. 223 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,855 YOU LIKE THEM? 224 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,552 IT FEELS LIKE I'M WALKING IN A MEADOW. 225 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:44,034 MAN, I LOVE THEM. 226 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:48,473 WAIT A MINUTE, I WANT TO WALK IN A MEADOW. 227 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:51,041 GUYS, I WANT TO THANK YOU. CARL--REALLY. 228 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,434 YOU'VE BEEN A HUGE HELP. 229 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:53,783 MY PLEASURE, MR. HOBBS. 230 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:54,784 AND MIGHT I SAY, YOU AND YOUR FRIEND 231 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,786 ARE REALLY PULLING THOSE OFF. 232 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:03,271 DID YOU HEAR THE MAN? 233 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,839 COULD I BE SO BOLD AS TO ASK FOR A PICTURE? 234 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,537 ME AND YOU? ABSOLUTELY, CARL, COME ON. 235 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,321 HERE, JOE, HOLD THAT FOR A SEC. 236 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:14,325 AND YOU GOT THE, UH, PHONE. BEAUTIFUL, OKAY. 237 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,587 READY? 238 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:19,635 AND-- COOL. 239 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,245 GOOD ONE? ALL RIGHT, TAKE A LOOK, CARL. 240 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,247 - YEAH. - HAPPY? EXCELLENT. 241 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,248 ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 242 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,339 OH, IT'S MOM. HEY, HONEY. 243 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,080 GUESS WHERE I AM. 244 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,473 WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. 245 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,518 I'VE GOT CHEESY POTATOES, A 1,000 PIECE TOOL SET, 246 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:37,261 AND A PAIR OF KUGG BOOTS. 247 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,090 I'M GOING TO WEAR THEM WHEN I FIX THINGS. 248 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,276 - HEY. - OH, HEY. 249 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:53,756 ALL RIGHT, HEY. 250 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,932 KEVIN, WHY ARE YOU SO SWEATY? 251 00:11:56,063 --> 00:12:00,154 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ANXIOUSLY ANTICIPATING YOUR RETURN. 252 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,546 THAT MAKES SENSE. ALL RIGHT. 253 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:02,678 GUYS, I TALKED TO YOUR MOTHER. 254 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:03,679 SHE'S RUNNING A LITTLE BIT LATE. 255 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,376 THAT GIVES US PLENTY OF TIME 256 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:08,858 TO GET THESE POTATOES IN THE OVEN, OKAY? 257 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,730 POTATOES, POTATOES. 258 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:11,818 WHERE ARE THE POTATOES? 259 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:17,606 ARE THEY IN THERE, MARCUS? 260 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,216 WHERE ARE THE POTATOES? 261 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:23,394 JOE, I HANDED THEM TO YOU AT THE EXIT, RIGHT? 262 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:26,920 BUT I HAD TO TAKE THE PICTURE, SO I HANDED THEM TO JANIE. 263 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:30,401 UNLESS YOU HAND ME CANDY, I'M PUTTING IT DOWN. 264 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,494 SO WE HAVE NO POTATOES? 265 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:40,368 I GOT A POCKET FULL OF POTSTICKERS, THOUGH. 266 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,587 THREE HOURS AT COST CLUB, AND ALL I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT 267 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:47,331 IS A WALK IN A MEADOW WITH A 1,000 PIECE TOOL SET. 268 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:53,424 SORRY, GUYS. I DON'T SPEAK DAD. 269 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,426 I'M FLUENT. 270 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,126 "THAT'S IT." 271 00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,431 "I TRIED." 272 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:01,911 "I FAILED." 273 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,783 "I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOUR MOTHER DOWN 274 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:08,744 ON CHRISTMAS EVE." 275 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:11,573 COME ON, DAD. 276 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,662 IT'S NOT ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. 277 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,707 WE DIDN'T EXACTLY HELP YOU AT COST CLUB. 278 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:16,926 WE CAN DO BETTER. 279 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,537 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE CAN DO BETTER. 280 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:20,843 WE CAN. WE CAN DO BETTER. 281 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,845 WE--WE CAN SAVE CHRISTMAS FOR YOUR MOTHER. 282 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,238 WE'RE HOBBS. WE'RE NOT QUITTERS. 283 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,326 WELL, I'M A BARNES, 284 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:26,806 AND I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF QUITTERS. 285 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,633 AND I QUIT. 286 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:32,289 AND I'MA TAKE MY TUB OF K-RAB WITH ME, OKAY? 287 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,422 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY. HEY, HEY. 288 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,428 DAD, COME ON. IT'LL WORK. 289 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,128 EMILY, THERE IS NO WAY. 290 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,564 THIS MIGHT WORK FOR SUPERMAN, 291 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,263 BUT GLASSES AND A MUSTACHE DON'T MAKE A DISGUISE. 292 00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:52,005 WHERE'S DADDY? WHERE'S DADDY? 293 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:55,269 JANIE, IT'S ME. 294 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:59,186 HOW DOES THIS STRANGER KNOW MY NAME? 295 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,187 BABY. 296 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,102 OH. 297 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:05,192 LOOK, IT'S DAVID HOBBS IN A MUSTACHE. 298 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,194 WOW, I'M SUCH A FAN. 299 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:09,849 - PLAN "B"! PLAN "B"! - ON IT. 300 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:13,026 LOOK! THERE GOES HONEY BOO BOO! 301 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,123 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 302 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,341 THE GLASSES AND HAT WERE WORKING. 303 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,169 ALL RIGHT. 304 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,738 LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 305 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,958 AND ACTION. 306 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:36,963 SARAH, YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. 307 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,355 YEAH, NO, THE WATER'S NOT READING. 308 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,574 WE NEED TO GO BIGGER. 309 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:40,401 WAIT, WAIT. JUST, UH--JUST A SEC-- 310 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:45,885 AND ACTION. 311 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,321 YEAH. 312 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,409 STILL NOT READING. 313 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,367 - OH, COME ON. - STAY WITH IT, OKAY. 314 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,979 AND ACTION. 315 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,503 OH, JAMES, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY 316 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,810 TO PUSH ME AWAY-- 317 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,638 THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! 318 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,466 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 319 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,251 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 320 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:07,254 SOME OF US HAVE FAMILIES WE'D LIKE TO BE WITH, BILL. 321 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,517 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THIS LONELY GRINCH 322 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,998 WITH NOWHERE TO GO DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO KEEP US HERE, 323 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:14,914 CAPTIVE, AS PUPPETS IN YOUR THEATER OF CRUELTY. 324 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,046 NO, CARL. 325 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,705 YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY? 326 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,185 I GO HOME EVERY NIGHT 327 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:28,318 TO AN AGGRESSIVE FERRET AND A DYING PLANT. 328 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:33,628 I MEAN, REALLY, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR A PLANT TO DIE? 329 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:34,803 YOU'VE GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY 330 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,283 AND A HOUSE FILLED WITH LOVE 331 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,328 AND PROBABLY A CHRISTMAS GOOSE. 332 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,808 OH. 333 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,985 SOMEONE IN NEED OF A CHRISTMAS GOOSE? 334 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:48,860 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. 335 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,340 WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST TRAY OF CHEESY POTATOES. 336 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,299 LET'S START PUSHING THE JUMBO SHRIMP. 337 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,562 THEY WON'T LAST ANOTHER WEEK. 338 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:59,306 YOU HEAR THAT, DAD? THERE'S ONLY ONE TRAY LEFT. 339 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,999 HANDS IN, ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE, POTATOES. 340 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,000 - MOM. - HOBBS. 341 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,264 - SNOW. - REALLY, GUYS? 342 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:47,267 COME ON, HANNAH. WE'LL FIND SOMETHING ELSE. 343 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:50,661 - UH, DAD? - YEAH? 344 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,055 DADDY, THAT LITTLE GIRL LOOKS SAD. 345 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:57,755 YEAH, THIS FEELS NOT RIGHT. 346 00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,932 JOE... 347 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:05,111 EXCUSE ME. UM, HERE YOU GO. 348 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,330 WE DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOUR LITTLE ONE. 349 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,897 THANK YOU. 350 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,943 THESE ARE KIND OF OUR CHRISTMAS TRADITION. 351 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,206 WHAT DO YOU SAY, HANNAH? 352 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,034 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 353 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:18,646 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. - MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. 354 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:22,128 WELL, DAVID, THAT WAS QUITE A DISPLAY OF TEAMWORK. 355 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,738 THANK YOU, SANTA. 356 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,219 QUITE THE LOVELY FAMILY YOU HAVE HERE. 357 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:29,135 AND, JOE, I HEAR YOU'RE THE INQUISITIVE ONE. 358 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,484 DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME? 359 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,138 YEAH. 360 00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,748 HOW DO YOU GET AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT? 361 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,578 I GET THAT A LOT. 362 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:41,973 IT'S ACTUALLY A MATTER OF PHYSICS AND TIME TRAVEL. 363 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:46,848 BUT MOSTLY BELIEF. 364 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,155 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 365 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:52,419 I BELIEVE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THESE. 366 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,812 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 367 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,553 THANK YOU, SANTA. 368 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,860 LOOK AT THIS. 369 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,906 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH-- 370 00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,734 WHERE'D HE GO? 371 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:07,521 YOU REALLY LOVE THOSE CHEESY POTATOES, HUH, MR. HOBBS? 372 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,262 YES, WE DO, CARL. 373 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,699 HEY, BY THE WAY, YOU HAVE A GREAT STORE SANTA HERE. 374 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,962 COST CLUB DOESN'T HAVE A STORE SANTA. 375 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,746 NEVER HAS. 376 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:20,055 WELL, HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 377 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:24,712 I BELIEVE. 378 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:25,756 WE'VE GOT TO GET ONE OF THESE. 379 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,938 OOH, TURKEY SMELLS GREAT. I'M STARVING. 380 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:34,939 DONE. 381 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,550 HEY. 382 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,552 YOU MADE CHRISTMAS DINNER? 383 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,989 WELL, COME ON, HONEY. YOU ALWAYS DID IT FOR US. 384 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,774 AW, THANK YOU, MY LOVE. OH, HONEY. 385 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,907 SEASONS GREETINGS, HOBBS FAMILY. 386 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,691 YOU'RE HOME. 387 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:52,609 PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO RELAX. MAYBE IN THE LIVING ROOM? 388 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:55,612 WOULD YOU LIKE US TO RELAX IN THE LIVING ROOM? 389 00:18:55,743 --> 00:19:00,791 UH, ONLY IF YOU WANT TO. 390 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,229 YEAH, I'D LIKE YOU TO RELAX IN THE LIVING ROOM. 391 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,845 UNBELIEVABLE. 392 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,847 WOW. 393 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,240 IT'S MY CHRISTMAS GIFT TO YOU GUYS. 394 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,677 COOL. 395 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,810 OH, THANK YOU, KEVIN. 396 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,465 THIS IS-- THIS IS AMAZING, KEVIN. 397 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,641 HOW DID YOU DO THIS? - IT'S WHAT I DO. 398 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:28,297 WELL, YOU DID GOOD. COME ON, UP TOP. 399 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:35,913 BREATHE. BREATHE. 400 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,264 COME ON, GUYS, LET'S HELP MOM DECORATE THE TREE. 401 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,395 - YEAH. - YAY! 402 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,185 AMY, HIT IT. 403 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,972 AWESOME. 404 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:51,973 OH, AND, UH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 405 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,279 THERE'S ONE LAST THING. 406 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,323 THIS IS ESPECIALLY FOR JANIE. 407 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:11,732 SNOW! 408 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:14,604 TOO COOL TO PLAY IN THE SNOW? 409 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,433 NOPE. 410 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:22,046 - HEY, OVER HERE, A SNOWBALL! - YEAH, I GOT ONE, TOO! 411 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,179 NICE TOUCH, KEVIN. 412 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,572 KIDS. 413 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:31,099 THEY TAKE SUCH JOY IN THE LITTLEST THINGS. 414 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,361 GO AHEAD. 415 00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:33,667 YAY, SNOW! 416 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:43,851 I LOVE YOU, TOO, HONEY. 29248

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