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AH, GOOD, YOU'RE BACK.
HOW'S JOE?
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- IN BED, FINALLY.
- AW, POOR KID.
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THIS IS THE THIRD SLEEPOVER
HE'S LEFT EARLY.
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- REALLY?
- YEAH.
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I JUST WISH HE CALLED
DURING DINNER
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INSTEAD OF RIGHT
AFTER WE GOT HOME FOR DESSERT.
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SO WHAT EXCUSE
DID HE USE THIS TIME?
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MENSTRUAL CRAMPS.
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AND I TELL YOU,
HE REALLY SOLD IT TOO.
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ALL THE WAY HOME, HE WAS LIKE
"OH, I'M SO BLOATED.
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I WANT CHOCOLATE."
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HONEY, I THINK WE NEED
TO TALK TO HIM.
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I THINK THIS MAY
BE A PROBLEM.
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OH, IT'S A PROBLEM?
I NEEDS MY DESSERTS, HONEY.
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OKAY.
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HEY, DID YOU GUYS
HEAR A NOISE?
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LIKE A HOWLING
OR SOMETHING?
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UH, NO.
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BUT HE WAS ABOUT TO.
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OKAY, I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE SURE YOU GUYS
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WERE OKAY IN HERE,
THAT'S ALL.
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HE WANTS
TO SLEEP WITH US.
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NO. HE DROOLS
AND HE MUMBLES WEIRD THINGS.
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ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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- MORNING, HON.
- UH-HUH.
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UH-OH.
ROUGH NIGHT?
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UH-HUH.
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OH, I SLEPT
LIKE A BABY.
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YEAH, LIKE A BABY
THAT WOULDN'T SHUT UP.
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YAY! IT'S SATURDAY!
MOM'S COOKING!
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EXCUSE ME?
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YOU MAKE GOOD...MILK.
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YEAH.
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WHATEVER.
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GUYS, YOU ARE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED
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AT BRIANNA'S PARTY
LAST NIGHT.
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WHAT HAPPENED
AT BRIANNA'S PARTY LAST NIGHT?
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I HAVE NO IDEA,
BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE.
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HERE WE GO.
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CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME
WHY I'M THE ONE
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WHO GETS STUCK BABY-SITTING
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EVERY TIME YOU AND DAD
WANT TO HAVE DATE NIGHT?
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HEY, YOU WOULDN'T EXIST
IF IT WEREN'T FOR DATE NIGHT.
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GROSS.
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GOTTA EARN YOUR ALLOWANCE
SOMEHOW, EMILY.
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PLUS, JANIE FEELS REALLY
COMFORTABLE AROUND YOU.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME?
I THOUGHT YOU
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WERE AT A SLEEPOVER.
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OH.
YOU GOT SCARED AGAIN.
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WHAT'S SHE TALKIN' ABOUT?
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IT WAS MY TIME
OF THE MONTH.
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OOH, I'M SO GRUMPY.
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THAT'S A GIRL THING, GENIUS.
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HIS FRIENDS HAVE BEEN
WATCHING HORROR MOVIES
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AT THEIR SLEEPOVERS.
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IT'S THE MOVIES.
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IS THAT WHAT'S
BEEN BOTHERING YOU, JOE?
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OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
I WISH SOMEBODY
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WOULD'VE TOLD ME IT
WAS A GIRL THING,
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AND SECOND, YES,
THOSE MOVIES
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ARE SCARING THE LIQUIDS
OUT OF ME.
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OKAY.
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BEING AFRAID IS NOTHING
TO BE ASHAMED OF, SWEETIE.
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EVERYONE HAS FEARS.
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YEAH, LIKE NOT BEING ABLE
TO GET BACK IN THE LOOP,
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WHICH I AM SO TOTALLY OUT OF.
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WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, DAD?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T REALLY THINK
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OF ANYTHING OFF THE TOP
OF MY HEAD.
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PFFT!
I CAN.
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IT'S SPIDERS.
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ELEVATORS, ICICLES, ZOOS--
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UH, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE--
SOME SPIDERS ARE POISONOUS,
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ELEVATORS
HANG BY A TINY CABLE,
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ICICLES ARE FROZEN SPEARS
OF DEATH,
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AND ZOOS--
WHERE DO I BEGIN?
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EVERY DAY IN THE NEWS, YOU SEE
A BABOON ESCAPING FROM A ZOO,
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BUT I CAN'T OUTRUN ONE.
CAN YOU?
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YOU'RE ALSO AFRAID
OF CLOWNS.
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WELL, DUH.
WHO ISN'T?
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LOOK, JOE,
ONLY WAY TO CONQUER YOUR FEAR
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IS YOU HAVE TO FACE IT
HEAD ON, OKAY?
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LIKE I DID
IN MY VERY SPECIAL
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AND MUCH BELOVED
TWO-PART EPISODE
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"DADDY CLIMBS A MOUNTAIN."
REMEMBER THAT ONE, HONEY?
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- MM.
- NOW, MARCUS BASED IT
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ON MY REAL FEAR
OF HEIGHTS.
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NOW, I GOTTA TELL YOU,
I WAS PETRIFIED
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TO CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN,
BUT IN THE END,
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I MANNED UP
AND I DID IT,
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AND EVENTUALLY,
I GOT OVER MY FEAR.
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YOU DIDN'T CLIMB ANY MOUNTAIN.
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IT WAS A SPECIAL EFFECT, HONEY.
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AMERICA THINKS I GOT OVER IT,
SO IT'S TRUE.
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I DON'T THINK I CAN
BE AS BRAVE BY NEXT SATURDAY.
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THERE'S ANOTHER SLEEPOVER,
AND EVERYONE IS GOING.
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OKAY, TELL YOU
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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I'M GONNA HELP YOU CLIMB
YOUR MOUNTAIN, ALL RIGHT?
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YOU AND I, WE ARE GONNA WATCH
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A SCARY MOVIE TOGETHER,
ALL RIGHT?
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- MOM.
- COME ON.
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I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THAT IT'S
ALL MOVIE MAGIC, JOE,
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AND I GOT THE PERFECT MOVIE
IN MIND.
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MM, WOULD IT HAPPEN
TO BE ONE YOU ARE IN?
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STARRED IN, ACTUALLY. {\an8}
ZOMBIE R.I.P.D.
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OH.
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YOU'RE REALLY GONNA
FORCE YOUR SON TO WATCH THAT?
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- FORCE?
- MM-HMM.
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THIS WAS A CULT CLASSIC,
THIS MOVIE.
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THERE WAS A LINE FOR IT
AT COMIC-CON, THANK YOU.
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IT WAS A LINE
FOR THE BATHROOM,
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BUT DON'T
TELL YOUR FATHER, OKAY?
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THANKS.
- WHAT ELSE DID I MISS
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AT, CLEARLY,
THE BEST PARTY EVER?
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OKAY.
TAYLOR WAS DRINKING A SODA.
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WAIT, GIRL TAYLOR
OR BOY TAYLOR?
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GIRL TAYLOR,
BUT THEN RILEY BUMPED INTO HER.
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- GIRL RILEY OR BOY RILEY?
- BOY RILEY,
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BUT GIRL RILEY
THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE FLIRTING,
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SO THEY BROKE UP,
AND NOW GIRL TAYLOR'S
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WITH BOY RILEY, AND GIRL RILEY'S
WITH BOY TAYLOR.
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SHUT UP!
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BABY-SITTING
IS RUINING MY LIFE.
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I HAVE TO FIGURE A WAY
OUT OF THIS.
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SOMETHING TELLS ME
YOU ALREADY HAVE,
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AND I'M GONNA
BE A PART OF IT.
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JANIE IS ONLY COMFORTABLE
WITH ME,
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BUT WHAT IF SHE WASN'T?
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WHAT IF SHE WAS LIKE JOE--
SO SCARED SHE ONLY WANTS
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TO BE WITH MY PARENTS?
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ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME
TO HELP YOU
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SCARE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD SO YOU
CAN GO TO A PARTY AT RILEY'S?
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THERE'S A PARTY
AT RILEY'S?
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BOY RILEY
OR GIRL RILEY?
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WAIT, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
A RILEY IS HAVING A PARTY,
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AND I NEED TO BE THERE!
- SO I GUESS
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WE'RE SCARING
A FIVE-YEAR-OLD, OKAY.
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IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER,
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SHE TURNS 6 IN 11 MONTHS.
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- IT'S CHRIS.
- AW, I CAN'T STAND HER.
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IT'S--NO, IT'S BOY CHRIS.
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OH, I LOVE HIM!
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AHH!
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NOW, YOU SEE THAT HEAD
JUST GET CUT OFF?
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YOU MEAN THE ONE THEY'RE
BOWLING WITH?
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GUESS YOU WEREN'T SPARED!
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ALL RIGHT, NOW, OKAY,
SEE THIS?
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SEE, THAT'S ME GOING
THROUGH A FAKE CEMETERY.
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THAT'S FAKE FOG, AND I'M FAKING
THAT I'M SCARED.
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YOU'RE UNDER CARDIAC ARREST.
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both: AHH!
- TIFFANY, RUN!
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SO WAS YOUR HAIR FAKE ALSO?
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THAT WAS REAL, AND PROBABLY
THE SCARIEST PART OF THE MOVIE.
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HEY, COME ON.
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MULLETS WERE VERY POPULAR
IN THE '80s, MAN.
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BUSINESS IN THE FRONT,
PARTY IN THE BACK, DUDE!
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT ZOMBIES
ARE, JANIE?
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THE WALKING DEAD,
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AND THEY LIKE
TO SUCK LITTLE GIRLS' BRAINS
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OUT OF THEIR EARS
LIKE MILK SHAKES.
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WITH A BENDY STRAW?
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THE POINT IS ONLY
MOM AND DAD CAN PROTECT YOU,
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BUT ONLY
IF THEY'RE HOME.
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NUH-UH, DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
CAN DO KARATE.
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SO YOU'RE NOT SCARED
RIGHT NOW?
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NO, BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU
BABY-SIT ME,
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CAN WE MAKE MILK SHAKES?
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AH! HERE COMES ONE
OF MY BEST SCENES.
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COME ON, YOU GUYS
WANT A PIECE OF ME?
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HUH--OW! NO!
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ALL RIGHT, SEE THAT ZOMBIE
EATING MY BRAINS, JOE?
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YOU SEE IT?
LOOK.
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HERE I AM,
STILL ALIVE.
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I'M SURPRISED YOUR CAREER'S
STILL ALIVE AFTER THAT.
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NEED I REMIND YOU
OF YOUR TOUR DE FORCE?
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{\an8}BIKINI GIRLS FROM PLANET HOT?
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OKAY.
TOUCHE, TOUCHE.
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HEY, CAN WE WATCH
THAT ONE NEXT?
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- YES.
- NO.
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- MORNING, DAD.
- HI.
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THANKS FOR SHOWING ME
THAT MOVIE.
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I THINK I CAN GET
THROUGH THIS SLEEPOVER.
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GLAD TO HEAR IT, JOE.
MADE YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST--
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CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES.
- COOL.
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BRAINS!
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AHH! ZOMBIE!
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MOM, HELP!
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- BUSINESS IN THE FRONT.
- PARTY IN THE BACK.
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NO.
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AH! OOH!
OOH.
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WHOO.
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- POURING THE WINE.
- BE OUT IN A SEC!
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- DAD?
- YES, JOE?
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ARE YOU REALLY DAD,
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OR ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?
PLEASE SAY YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.
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ANOTHER NIGHTMARE?
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OKAY.
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AMY, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW,
LITTLE GUY'S
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GOING TO SLEEP IN HERE.
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WELL, MAYBE THIS'LL
WAKE HIM UP.
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OH, THAT LITTLE GUY.
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SORRY, MOM.
I HAD A NIGHTMARE.
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I KNOW THE FEELING, SWEETHEART.
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I'M HAVING ONE NOW.
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OH!
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I KNOW IT WAS A ROUGH NIGHT
FOR BOTH OF US,
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BUT I HAVE A NEW WAY
TO HELP WITH YOUR PROBLEM, OKAY?
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TRUST ME?
- IS THAT IMPORTANT?
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LET'S DO THIS.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
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A FEW HOURS AGO,
THAT WAS JUST REGULAR KEVIN,
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BUT WITH SOME HOLLYWOOD MAGIC
FROM MY MAKEUP ARTIST STAN,
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WE HAVE,
UH, ZOMBIE KEVIN.
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GOOD WORK, STAN.
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- HEY, WHAT UP, LITTLE DUDE?
- NO, NO, NO! NO.
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JOE, HE'S DOING A VOICE.
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UH, ACTUALLY,
I'M NOT DOING A VOICE.
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DAVID, DID I MENTION
THAT I'M ALLERGIC TO LATEX?
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NO.
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, KEVIN,
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I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD STAN
SLATHER IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
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EPIPEN.
- WHAT?
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- EPI. PEN!
- WHERE IS IT?
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WHAT?
225
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,327
- IN THE FANNY PACK!
- OKAY. OKAY!
226
00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,155
IN THE FANNY PACK!
227
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,376
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- KEVIN, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
228
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,682
YOU WERE ALLERGIC
TO LATEX?
229
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:40,988
I DIDN'T WANNA
SCARE YOU!
230
00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,037
NOBODY MOVE!
I GOTTA GET JANIE!
231
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,300
AHH!
232
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,824
OH!
- THAT'S A REGULAR PEN.
233
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,652
SORRY. HOLD ON.
- AHH!
234
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,004
WE GOTTA FIX THIS KID'S
SLEEPING PROBLEM,
235
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,180
OR HE'S GONNA BE IN OUR BED
TILL COLLEGE,
236
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,313
AND AT SOME POINT, THAT'S
JUST GONNA GET WEIRD, HONEY.
237
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,054
DAVID, IT'S A PHASE.
238
00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,621
I MEAN, MAYBE IF WE JUST GIVE
HIM A LITTLE MORE TIME,
239
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,101
HE'LL GROW--
DAVID, DAVID.
240
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,755
DAVID--
- BABOON!
241
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,845
IS THERE A BABOON ATTACK
SOMEWHERE?
242
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,368
COME ON, HONEY.
I'LL MAKE YOU SOME COFFEE, OKAY?
243
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,456
HUH?
ALL RIGHT.
244
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,631
- LET'S GET UP. COME ON.
- OKAY.
245
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,459
OKAY.
BIG POT OF COFFEE.
246
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,158
OH! MORNING.
247
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,378
WELL, SOMEONE'S
IN A GOOD MOOD.
248
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,859
I SLEPT GREAT,
AND I WOKE UP VERY CLEARHEADED
249
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,687
AND THOUGHT
OF A PERFECT SOLUTION
250
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,210
FOR TONIGHT'S BIG SLEEPOVER.
- WHAT?
251
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,908
I'M NOT GOING.
252
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,128
DAVID, JOE'S NOT GOING
TO HIS SLEEPOVER.
253
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,782
- WHAT?
- SO IF YOU GUYS WANNA
254
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,827
DO SOMETHING,
MY NIGHT'S WIDE OPEN.
255
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,350
JOE, HOW COME
YOU'RE NOT GOING?
256
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:42,005
WELL, I KNOW FACING YOUR FEARS
MAY HAVE WORKED FOR YOU,
257
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,355
BUT THERE'S JUST SOME MOUNTAINS
I CAN'T CLIMB.
258
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,183
I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
THROUGH THAT MOVIE.
259
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,971
HEY!
WAIT, WAIT.
260
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,494
I-I THINK I HAVE A WAY
TO HELP YOU NOW.
261
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:55,366
- MOM.
- HANG ON.
262
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:56,846
HOW ABOUT THIS?
263
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,587
WHAT IF YOU GO TO THE MOVIE,
RIGHT AT THE HOUSE,
264
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,895
AND ME AND YOUR MOM
PARK OUTSIDE,
265
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,287
AND IF YOU GET SCARED,
JUST LOOK OUT THE WINDOW,
266
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,680
AND WE'LL BE THERE.
- BUT WHAT IF I STILL
267
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,551
WANT TO LEAVE?
- UH, CALL US,
268
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:07,509
AND WE'LL COME UP
WITH AN EXCUSE,
269
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,641
AND WE'LL COME GET YOU.
270
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,253
ALL RIGHT, BUT THE EXCUSE
HAS TO BE A GOOD ONE,
271
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,081
OR ELSE I'M GOING
WITH REPTILE DYSFUNCTION.
272
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,479
HEY, JANIE.
IT'S TIME FOR DINNER.
273
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,090
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO MAKE YOU?
274
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,309
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
275
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:30,010
I THINK SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
IS IN THE HOUSE.
276
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,628
JANIE, DID YOU
OPEN THOSE DOORS?
277
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:44,459
OPEN THOSE?
I CAN'T EVEN REACH THEM.
278
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:47,897
WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T,
AND WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HOME,
279
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,116
THEN WHO DID?
280
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,553
I WISH MOM AND DAD WERE HERE!
281
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,774
OH, MY GOSH!
IT'S MUST BE A GHOST.
282
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,127
OH, MY GOSH!
IT IS A GHOST.
283
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,436
OR IT'S JUST MARY.
284
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,439
OR IT'S MARY'S
PHONE FROM THE GRAVE.
285
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:11,616
OO-OO-OO-OH!
286
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,444
GIVE IT UP, MARY.
287
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,665
I TOLD YOU
TO TURN YOUR PHONE OFF.
288
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,927
PLAYING GHOST IS FUN.
289
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:20,147
CAN I BE THE GHOST NOW?
290
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,540
MAYBE AFTER DINNER.
291
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,673
GO WASH UP.
292
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,283
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I'M GONNA BE BABY-SITTING
293
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,676
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
294
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,593
THIS IS FUN.
295
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,641
- SO YOU OKAY, HONEY?
- YEAH.
296
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,774
I THINK I CAN DO THIS.
297
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,472
I FEEL BETTER KNOWING YOU GUYS
ARE THERE.
298
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:44,606
OH, THEY'RE STARTING THE MOVIE.
GOTTA GO!
299
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,260
MM.
300
00:13:56,009 --> 00:14:00,709
WHAT ARE THE TWO OF US GONNA DO
ALONE IN THE CAR FOR HOURS?
301
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,059
HUH?
302
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:07,498
WHY DON'T WE START BY GETTING
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE?
303
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,500
HM?
304
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:10,414
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
305
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,547
TIGER?
306
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,592
REALLY?
- HUH? WHAT?
307
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,638
DAVID, COME ON!
308
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,989
DAVID, WE ARE A MARRIED COUPLE
WITH THREE CHILDREN.
309
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,251
WE CANNOT SQUANDER
OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS.
310
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,123
- OKAY, I'M FINE, SERIOUSLY.
- OKAY?
311
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,646
- I'M FINE. YEAH, YEAH.
- YOU AWAKE?
312
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,604
YEP. LOOK, IF I PASS OUT
DURING IT,
313
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,693
JUST DON'T BE INSULTED, HONEY.
JUST KEEP GOING.
314
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,522
I'LL CATCH UP, OKAY?
315
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,139
HEY, DOES ANYBODY
WANT MORE POPCORN?
316
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,357
'CAUSE I CAN GO GET IT.
317
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,185
all: SHH!
318
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:45,841
HOW ABOUT SOME SODA?
A JUICE?
319
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,538
A LIGHTHEARTED
ADAM SANDLER FLICK?
320
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,671
all: SHH!
321
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,500
- HOW OLD IS THIS?
- DOESN'T MATTER.
322
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,111
DRINK IT.
IT'LL WAKE YOU UP.
323
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:58,723
UM, MM, MM.
324
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,943
I FEEL LIKE A COUPLE
OF TEENAGERS...
325
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,292
ALL OVER AGAIN--
- OH! CRAMP!
326
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:05,034
- WHA, WHA, WHA?
- AH! HONEY, HONEY, HONEY!
327
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,949
OH, STUPID JUICE BOX!
328
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,298
HONEY, GRAB MY LEG.
329
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,126
GRAB MY LEG, PLEASE!
- OKAY, OKAY.
330
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,736
I'VE GOT IT.
- OKAY.
331
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:14,870
EVENING, OFFICER.
332
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,003
STEP OUT
OF THE CAR, PLEASE.
333
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,140
all: AHH!
334
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:43,594
MOM, DAD'S A ZOMBIE.
335
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,422
I'M SO SCARED.
336
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,127
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO DOCTOR MONKEY CHUNKS?
337
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,216
OH, I MUST'VE
GOTTEN A JUICE STAIN ON HER,
338
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,696
SO I'M CLEANING HER OFF,
BUT I CAN'T SEE.
339
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,786
I NEED MORE LIGHT.
340
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,920
OH, NO!
DOCTOR MONKEY CHUNKS
341
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,488
FELL IN THE DISPOSAL!
- AHH!
342
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,446
SAVE HER!
SAVE HER!
343
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,274
TRYING!
344
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,235
I AM SO SORRY, JANIE.
345
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:18,325
SEE, THIS IS WHY I SHOULD
NEVER BABY-SIT.
346
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,763
MOM AND DAD WOULD NEVER
MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THIS.
347
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:25,593
IS SHE REALLY GONE?
348
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:26,898
OH, NO.
349
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,857
NOT YOUR CRY FACE.
350
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,164
PLEASE
DON'T MAKE YOUR CRY FACE.
351
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,775
NOW,
I'VE GOT THE CRY FACE.
352
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,081
HERE, SEE?
SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
353
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,257
SHE'S PERFECTLY FINE.
IT WAS ALL JUST A TRICK.
354
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,910
COME OUT, MARY.
355
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,434
IT'S JUST ME, JANIE.
356
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,827
SEE? IT'S MARY.
357
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,482
OH, NO.
NOT YOUR CRY FACE.
358
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,441
SORRY, EM,
I CAN'T TAKE THE CRY FACE.
359
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:50,226
I'M OUT.
I'M OUT!
360
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,968
I'M SO SORRY, JANIE.
361
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,057
I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU
WANT MOM AND DAD AROUND
362
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,146
SO I DON'T HAVE
TO BABY-SIT.
363
00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,932
WHY?
YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE WITH ME?
364
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,109
OF COURSE I LIKE
TO BE WITH YOU.
365
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:06,677
IT'S JUST, SOMETIMES,
I LIKE TO BE WITH KIDS MY AGE,
366
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:10,942
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I LOVE YOU ANY LESS.
367
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,509
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT?
368
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,555
FROM NOW ON,
WHENEVER YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME,
369
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,252
YOU CAN.
370
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,081
SO CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?
371
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,217
DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.
372
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,046
OKAY, WELL,
WHATEVER YOU DECIDE,
373
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,309
I'M SORRY!
374
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:32,138
I DID NOT LIKE THE LOOK
ON THAT MONKEY'S FACE.
375
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,880
SORRY I HAVE
TO PICK UP JOE LIKE THIS,
376
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:40,015
BUT, UM, WE'RE, UH, GOING
TO THE ZOO EARLY TOMORROW.
377
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,539
OH, REALLY? EVEN THOUGH
THAT BABOON GOT AWAY?
378
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,151
WHAT?
379
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,936
I SAID YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
GO SEE THE BABOON DISPLAY.
380
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,156
OH.
OH, SORRY, I'M EXHAUSTED.
381
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:53,159
I THOUGHT YOU SAID--
UM, HEY,
382
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,335
IF THEY'RE WATCHING A MOVIE,
WHY ARE WE IN THE BACKYARD?
383
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,163
OH,
BECAUSE THEY'RE UP THERE.
384
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:03,778
OH, THAT'S REALLY COOL
385
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:06,085
AND HIGH.
386
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,477
WHAT'S IT,
LIKE 30, 40 FEET?
387
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:11,133
UH, NINE.
388
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,874
I'LL JUST GO UP THERE
AND GET THE LITTLE GUY.
389
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,702
- OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
390
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,968
MY LUCK, THERE'LL BE A CLOWN
UP THERE HOLDING AN ICICLE.
391
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:27,932
all: AHH!
392
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:31,588
ZOMBIE! ESCAPE HATCH!
ESCAPE HATCH!
393
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,634
OW! JOE!
394
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,026
A LITTLE HELP.
395
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,725
OW!
396
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,596
OKAY, THANK YOU.
397
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,555
WHOO!
398
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,339
WHOA.
399
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,601
THANKS FOR COMING
TO GET ME.
400
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,213
NO PROBLEM.
401
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,476
I DIDN'T MIND
CLIMBING UP HERE
402
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,304
OR HAVE ANY PROBLEM
DOING IT.
403
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,742
WHAT HAPPENED?
404
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,440
WELL, EVEN THOUGH I
KNEW IT WAS ALL FAKE,
405
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,920
I STILL GOT SCARED.
406
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,314
JOE, IN CASE YOU
DIDN'T NOTICE,
407
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:04,273
SO DID ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
408
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,274
NOW, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO DIDN'T RUN OUT
409
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,537
OF HERE SCREAMING.
- UH, I TRIED,
410
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:10,366
BUT MY PANTS
WERE CAUGHT ON A NAIL.
411
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,589
YOU SEE, BUT THEY DON'T
KNOW THAT.
412
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:19,462
JOE, THERE'S TWO VERY IMPORTANT
THINGS I LEARNED AS AN ACTOR--
413
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:23,249
ONE, YOU GOTTA
KEEP YOUR HAIR,
414
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:28,036
AND TWO, IT'S ALL
ABOUT CREATING AN ILLUSION.
415
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,866
YOU SEE, AS FAR
AS YOUR FRIENDS ARE CONCERNED,
416
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,259
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO DIDN'T RUN OUT.
417
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,391
YOU STAYED.
418
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,786
YOU'RE THE BRAVE ONE.
419
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,701
YOU'RE RIGHT.
420
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,138
MAYBE I SHOULD STAY AND HANG
WITH MY FRIENDS FOR A WHILE.
421
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,357
MAYBE.
422
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,489
COOL.
WATCH OUT FOR THE CLOWN.
423
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,012
WHAT?
WHERE?
424
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,841
I SAID,
"YOU COMING DOWN?"
425
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,756
OH.
426
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,324
UM, I'M GOOD.
427
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,500
I'M JUST GONNA--
IT'S PRETTY OUT.
428
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,460
I'M GONNA LOOK
AT THE VIEW.
429
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,510
I'M SO SCARED.
430
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,952
OKAY.
431
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,780
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.
432
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,219
I'M GONNA
ROCK YOUR WORLD.
433
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:30,403
NOT EXACTLY THE REACTION
I WAS LOOKING FOR.
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