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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:13,013 - JOE, HOW'S YOUR TOAST? - GREAT. 2 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:14,840 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS AWESOME BLACK BREAD? 3 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:18,322 HE BURNED IT, YOU BOOB. 4 00:00:18,453 --> 00:00:21,934 I THINK I COULD USE THIS TURKEY BACON AS A BELT. 5 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:24,067 MOMMY SAYS NOT TO EAT PASTE. 6 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:27,288 OH, HONEY, THIS IS OATMEAL. 7 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:30,334 IT TASTES A LOT LIKE PASTE. 8 00:00:30,465 --> 00:00:32,249 OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT-- 9 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,469 WE'RE GONNA THROW THIS AWAY WITH, UM-- 10 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:36,645 WITH JOE'S TOAST AND EMILY'S BELT. 11 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:38,516 BESIDES, YOU GUYS, I'M MAKING SMOOTHIES. 12 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:40,214 WHY? 13 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,912 BECAUSE YOU GUYS DESERVE A HEALTHY BREAKFAST 14 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,174 THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY SWALLOW. 15 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:45,219 WHY? 16 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:47,569 BECAUSE DAD IS NEW AT THIS. 17 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,092 HE WAS ON A TV SHOW FOR TEN YEARS 18 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:51,007 WHERE PEOPLE BROUGHT HIM FOOD, AND NOW HE'S HOME. 19 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,356 WHY? 20 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:54,271 BECAUSE MOMMY WENT BACK TO WORK, 21 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,273 AND DADDY WANTS HER TO BE HAPPY, 22 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:57,796 EVEN IF THAT MEANS ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS 23 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,842 TILL HIS HEAD EXPLODES. 24 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,325 OH! OH! 25 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:05,674 OH, OH, OH! 26 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:07,545 NO, NO. 27 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:13,551 WHY? 28 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:37,749 HONEY, I KNOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A MESS, 29 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,666 BUT THIS IS MY PROCESS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT EACH KID LIKES TO EAT. 30 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:44,147 IS THAT A BELT? 31 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:45,496 FUNNY, HONEY, FUNNY. 32 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:46,932 I WANT THEM TO HAVE A HEALTHY BREAKFAST. 33 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,674 MM, THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT, DAVID. 34 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:54,288 BUT THEY EAT WHAT YOU MAKE THEM, OR THEY WILL GO HUNGRY. 35 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,507 THEY WILL. 36 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,770 WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? 37 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,424 I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU. 38 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:02,426 THE PRODUCERS THINK THAT MY TEN-YEAR BREAK FROM THE SOAP 39 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:05,386 HAS MADE MY ACTING TOO "SUBTLE." 40 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:08,606 OH. IN ALL FAIRNESS, HONEY, YOUR CHARACTER WAS IN A COMA. 41 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,086 YEAH, EXACTLY. 42 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,348 THEY'RE TOTALLY STRESSING ME OUT, 43 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:14,134 SO TODAY I'M GOING TO BE REHEARSING 44 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:15,570 NONSPECIFIC, 45 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,964 EMOTIONAL-- AH!--MODULATION. 46 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:20,879 REALLY BAD ACTING. 47 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:24,187 IN THAT CASE, NAILED IT. 48 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:26,233 HELLO, DAVID. 49 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:29,061 DAVID'S REAL FAMILY. 50 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,628 I GOT YOUR EVERYTHING BAGEL. 51 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,326 I TOOK OFF MOST OF THE SESAME SEEDS, 52 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:33,849 A FEW OF THE POPPY SEEDS, AND HALF THE SALT-- 53 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:36,330 JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT. 54 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,070 WHY, IF IT ISN'T KEVIN-- 55 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,421 MY HUSBAND'S STRANGELY COIFFED AND FOREVER-LOYAL EX-ASSISTANT 56 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:43,685 WHO WE'VE ALL EMBRACED LIKE A LONG-LOST COUSIN. 57 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:48,168 NONSPECIFIC, EMOTIONAL MODULATION--NICE. 58 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:49,256 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 59 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,171 SHALL WE GO OVER TODAY'S SCHEDULE? 60 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,302 YES, PSYCHED ABOUT THE SCHEDULE. 61 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:53,912 ABSOLUTELY. OKAY, FIRST UP, 62 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:57,089 WE GOT, UH, JANIE AND DADDY TIME AT MOMMY AND ME. 63 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,048 THERE YOU GO. AND THEN I GO TO THE DRY CLEANERS. 64 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,224 THEN I HAVE TO PICK UP EMILY AND JOE AT SCHOOL 65 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:04,836 AND GET JANIE BACK HERE FOR HER BIG PIANO LESSON WITH MS. WOO. 66 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,577 - WHO? - WOO. 67 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:07,926 WOO WHO? 68 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,276 THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 69 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:12,366 YAY! WAIT. WHAT? 70 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:17,414 MS. WOO IS A REALLY GREAT PIANO TEACHER, 71 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:18,807 AND WE'VE WAITED THREE MONTHS FOR THIS LESSON. 72 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:21,026 SO DADDY'S GONNA MAKE SURE YOU'RE HOME BY 5:00. 73 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:22,898 DADDY WOULDN'T LET HIS LITTLE PIANIST MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD. 74 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,291 HA! DAD SAID HE HAD A LITTLE-- 75 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:27,294 JOE! 76 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:28,773 DON'T FORGET TO ASK THE CLEANERS 77 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:30,993 ABOUT MY BABY PINK ANGORA CASHMERE SWEATER. 78 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:34,170 I THINK THEY LOST IT, AND I LOVE THAT SWEATER. 79 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:35,867 I LOVE THAT SWEATER MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF. 80 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:37,652 I DID, I REALLY DID-- 81 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:39,219 SERIOUSLY, I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR IT. 82 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,003 - OKAY. - STUPID DRY CLEANERS. 83 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,570 OF COURSE THEY LOST IT. 84 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,311 OR THEY RUINED IT, AND THEN THEY LOST IT 85 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,878 TO COVER UP THEIR TRACKS. 86 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:50,404 STUPID DRY CLEANERS. 87 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:51,753 OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 88 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:54,016 OKAY, REMEMBER WHEN MY MOM SAID, 89 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:55,670 "DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, 90 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,062 BORROW MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING"? 91 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:59,456 - YOU DIDN'T. - I DID. 92 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:03,852 AND THEN I TRIED TO WASH IT. 93 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,245 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 94 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,985 - "WE"? - YES, WE. 95 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:08,987 IF YOU, MY MOST TRUSTED FRIEND, 96 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:11,207 DIDN'T TELL ME HOW AWESOME I LOOKED IN THIS SWEATER, 97 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:12,948 NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 98 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:14,471 JUST GET A NEW ONE. 99 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:16,560 IT IS A $400 SWEATER. 100 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:18,127 IT'S NOT LIKE SOME SUCKER'S JUST GONNA WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR 101 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,389 AND HAND ME THAT KIND OF CASH. 102 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,087 OH, HEY, ANYBODY SEEN MY WALLET? 103 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:26,483 WE'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR IT. 104 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,137 OKAY, SMALLER PEOPLE, GRAB YOUR STUFF. 105 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,704 GIVE MOM KISSES. 106 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,836 TIGHT SCHEDULE TO KEEP HERE, OKAY? 107 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:34,535 HONEY, HAVE A GOOD DAY. - WHAT ABOUT THE BOOK? 108 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,188 - WHAT ABOUT IT? - I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE IT. 109 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,712 AW, HONEY, I DON'T WANT TO LUG IT AROUND. 110 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:39,670 - LUG IT AROUND. - NO, I'M NOT GONNA LUG IT. 111 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:42,238 - LUG IT A LITTLE. - NO, HONEY, COME ON. 112 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:44,980 I DID A SHOW FOR TEN YEARS WHERE I HAD 48 PAGES OF DIALOGUE 113 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,677 THAT I HAD TO MEMORIZE EVERY WEEK. 114 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:49,637 I CAN REMEMBER TO GET A FIVE-YEAR-OLD HOME AT 5:00. 115 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,726 THIS BOOK ISN'T JUST A SCHEDULE, DAVID. 116 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,684 THIS IS A COMPENDIUM OF ALL THINGS HOBBS. 117 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,773 JUST KNOWING YOU HAVE IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 118 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:56,774 YOU GET IT? 119 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:57,819 HONEY, THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS 120 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,386 I KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 121 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,953 TAKING THE HOBBS COMPENDIUM IS NOT MY PREFERRED METHOD. 122 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:04,521 OKAY, WELL, LOOK, IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE BOOK, THEN I WILL. 123 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:06,044 GOOD. TAKE IT. 124 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,785 OKAY, BUT DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME 125 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:09,352 IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE--ACTUALLY, PLEASE COME RUNNING TO ME-- 126 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:12,747 LEAVE. LEAVE. 127 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:14,966 OH, BOY, THIS IS GREAT-- JUST YOU AND ME, KID. 128 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:16,533 WHAT DO WE DO FIRST? 129 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,492 - CHARLOTTE! - JANIE! 130 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:19,797 ALL RIGHT. 131 00:05:19,928 --> 00:05:21,364 YOU MUST BE AMY'S HUSBAND. 132 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,584 SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING. I'M CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY. 133 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:26,151 OH, HEY, CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY. I'M JANIE'S DADDY. 134 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:28,850 ALSO KNOWN AROUND OUR HOUSE AS "DAD!" 135 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:31,418 RIGHT. 136 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:35,073 OKAY, CLASS, LET'S GATHER FOR CIRCLE TIME. 137 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,641 AND THIS IS SUMMER. SHE'S GREAT... 138 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:40,818 WHO CAN SIT CRISSCROSS APPLESAUCE? 139 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,342 IF YOU'RE FIVE. 140 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:45,127 all: ♪ THE WIPERS ON THE BUS GO SWISH, SWISH, SWISH ♪ 141 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,434 ♪ ALL THROUGH THE TOWN 142 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:49,610 WHOO-HOO! YEAH, THAT'S FUN. 143 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,699 all: ♪ BAKER'S MAN 144 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:57,400 ♪ BAKE ME A CAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN ♪ 145 00:05:57,531 --> 00:06:00,142 OH! YES! 146 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:02,579 YES! IN YOUR FACE! 147 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,668 OH. 148 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:08,237 I'M SORRY. I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT COMPETITIVE, LADIES. 149 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:17,725 all: ♪ DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUR ♪ 150 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:21,555 ♪ OUT CAME THE SUN AND DRIED UP ALL THE RAIN ♪ 151 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:27,909 ♪ AND THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE SPOUT AGAIN ♪ 152 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:31,347 I HATE THAT SPIDER AND HIS CAN-DO ATTITUDE. 153 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,131 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S UP THAT DAMN SPOUT 154 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:36,831 THAT'S SO IMPORTANT. 155 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:38,702 OKAY, MY TINY HUMANS, 156 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:43,141 WHO WANTS TO HOLD THE TALKING STICK AND SHARE THEIR FEELINGS? 157 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:47,058 GOD, WHAT RING OF HELL HAVE I ENTERED? 158 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:49,583 DR. MONKEY CHUNKS FEELS SAD 159 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:53,630 BECAUSE NOBODY BELIEVES SHE'S A REAL DOCTOR. 160 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:59,331 AND THEN I SAID, "NUH-UH." AND THEN SHE SAID, "UH-HUH." 161 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:03,335 AND THEN I SAID, "NUH-UH." AND THEN SHE SAID, "UH-HUH". 162 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:05,076 OOH! 163 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:06,991 WHAT DID I MISS? 164 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,558 AND IF I'M BEING HONEST, 165 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:11,431 IT'S NOT AN HONOR JUST TO BE NOMINATED. 166 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:14,172 OH, UH, SORRY. 167 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:16,784 EXCUSE ME. 168 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,089 HELLO? 169 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,004 DUDE, WHERE ARE YOU? 170 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:22,050 I'M AT MOMMY AND ME CLASS WITH JANIE 171 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,835 TRYING NOT TO BURST INTO TEARS. 172 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:27,316 YOU KNOW WE HAVE THAT PRIVATE GOLF SWING LESSON 173 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,537 WITH TIGER'S GUY IN 20 MINUTES. 174 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,452 MARCUS, I WOULD LOVE TO GET IN WITH TIGER'S PRO, 175 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:33,844 BUT I CAN'T, MAN. 176 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:38,066 I'M STUCK HERE IN THIS CLASS DOING...FEELINGS. 177 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,111 OVER GOLF? 178 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:44,072 LISTEN, JUST BRING JANIE ALONG. SHE FITS IN THE BAG. 179 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,508 DUDE, I GOT TO GO. 180 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,336 I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING. 181 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,990 YOU SHOULD GO. 182 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,254 MY HUSBAND WOULD TRADE HIS CAR TO GET IN WITH TIGER'S PRO. 183 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:54,909 AND HE LOVES THAT CAR. 184 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:57,651 UH, YOU KNOW, I CAN TAKE JANIE BACK TO OUR HOUSE. 185 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,000 THE GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE FUN. 186 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:00,567 - ARE YOU SURE? - YEAH. 187 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,220 I MEAN, LOOK, TRUST ME, THEY'RE IN FREE PLAY. 188 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:03,787 THEY HARDLY EVEN KNOW WE'RE HERE. 189 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:06,355 JANIE, DO YOU WANT TO GO HAVE A PLAYDATE WITH CHARLOTTE? 190 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,009 both: YAY! 191 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,619 - WOW. - RIGHT? 192 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,535 YEAH, OKAY, UM... I'LL GIVE YOU MY NUMBERS-- 193 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,102 NO, I GOT IT ON THE CONTACT LIST. 194 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:16,452 COME ON, GO, HAVE FUN. 195 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:21,022 IF STRETCHING THIS DOESN'T WORK, I AM DEAD. 196 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:25,505 WAIT. OKAY. 197 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:26,810 OKAY. 198 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,769 NOW WE HAVE... 199 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:31,467 TWO TINY LEG WARMERS AND A VEST. 200 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:37,038 THAT GUY MUST HAVE ADDED 20 YARDS TO MY LONG IRONS. 201 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,343 I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY WIFE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT 202 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:39,736 ALL THESE YEARS. 203 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,346 WITH MY PROCESS, I CAN BE A GREAT PARENT 204 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:42,826 AND MAKE TIME FOR MYSELF. 205 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:45,220 YOU CAN'T GET THAT FROM A BOOK. - BOOKS ARE OVERRATED. 206 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:46,743 THAT'S WHY WE'RE TV GUYS. - YEAH. 207 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:51,095 WE DIDN'T GET RICH BY READING. 208 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,054 YEAH, WE'RE TV GUYS. 209 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,185 WHAT'S UP? 210 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:55,926 ALL RIGHT. OKAY, I'M OFF. 211 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:57,754 I GOT TO PICK UP JOE AND EMILY AT SCHOOL 212 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,930 AND GET JANIE FROM CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY'S HOUSE 213 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,584 AND BRING HER BACK FOR HER BIG PIANO LESSON. 214 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:05,066 I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW. 215 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:06,067 I LOST JANIE. 216 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:09,505 YOU STILL GOT IT. 217 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,115 I KNOW I STILL GOT IT, BUT WHAT I DON'T GOT 218 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,987 IS ANY IDEA WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS. 219 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:16,643 OKAY, RETRACE YOUR STEPS. WHERE DID YOU SEE HER LAST? 220 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,732 SHE'S NOT A SET OF CAR KEYS, KEVIN. 221 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:21,735 OH, MAN, I CAN'T-- HOW DO YOU LOSE A KID? 222 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:24,389 DIDN'T YOU SAY SHE WAS AT CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY'S HOUSE? 223 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:25,695 DO YOU KNOW WHERE CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY LIVES? 224 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,218 DO YOU KNOW WHERE CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY LIVES? 225 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,916 NEVER MET HER. 226 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,657 DON'T WORRY, DAVID, YOU'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. 227 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:33,703 YOU'RE AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE DAD. 228 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,575 I DON'T WANT TO BE NEGATIVE HERE, 229 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,186 BUT THIS MIGHT AFFECT YOUR RANKING. 230 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:41,232 I DON'T HAVE A NAME. I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER. 231 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,930 I DON'T HAVE AN ADDRESS. I GOT NOTHING. 232 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,366 YOU COULD CHECK THE BOOK. 233 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,629 I TOLD AMY TO TAKE THE BOOK WITH HER. 234 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,457 I DIDN'T WANT TO LUG IT AROUND. 235 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,198 YOU SHOULD HAVE LUGGED IT. 236 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:51,895 I THOUGHT I HAD IT ALL UP HERE, MAN. 237 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,288 DAVID, WE'RE MEN. 238 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:56,987 WE HAVE NOTHING UP HERE. 239 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,337 LOOK, JUST CALL AMY AND TELL HER YOU WERE WRONG. 240 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,948 ARE YOU CRAZY? WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HER? 241 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,036 "HEY, HONEY, REMEMBER LAST WEEK 242 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,472 "WHEN I ALMOST BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE? 243 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,908 WELL, THIS WEEK I LOST A KID." 244 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,215 SHE'LL NEVER TRUST ME AGAIN, MARCUS. 245 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,564 I WON'T BE ABLE TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE 246 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,044 WITHOUT HER HOVERING OVER ME, 247 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:12,176 ASKING ME A THOUSAND QUESTIONS, WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE. 248 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,788 WELCOME TO MY WORLD. 249 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,486 WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 250 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,922 OH, MAN. 251 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,750 OOH. HANG ON. 252 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,534 "PRIVATE CALL." 253 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,275 HELLO? - HI, DADDY. 254 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,538 JANIE, BABY, YOU OKAY? 255 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,932 CAN I STAY AT CHARLOTTE'S FOR DINNER? 256 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,631 - NO, HONEY, YOU CAN'T. - WHY? 257 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:32,980 BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A PIANO LESSON. 258 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,416 WHY? 259 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,026 HONEY, HONEY, CAN'T DO THE "WHY" GAME RIGHT NOW. 260 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:39,116 OKAY, BYE. 261 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:42,685 OH, WHY? 262 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,128 DAD, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 263 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,477 I NEED SOME INFORMATION ABOUT A PARENT 264 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,914 FROM MOMMY AND ME CLASS. 265 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,133 HELLO, MOMMIES? 266 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,266 MES? 267 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,398 DAD, WHERE'S JANIE? 268 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,357 SHE'S AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE-- CHARLOTTE. 269 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,316 YOU GUYS KNOW CHARLOTTE? 270 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,101 YOU LOST JANIE. 271 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,755 HONEY, I DIDN'T LOSE HER. 272 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,540 I-I JUST MISPLACED HER. 273 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,324 HOW DO YOU LOSE A PERSON? 274 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:18,068 SHE'S NOT A SET OF CAR KEYS. 275 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,375 THERE YOU GO, JOE, GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE. 276 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,898 LOOK, I KNOW THAT SHE'S 277 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,726 WITH A WOMAN NAMED CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY, OKAY? 278 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,554 I NEED YOU GUYS TO HELP ME FIND HER 279 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,338 AND GET HER BACK WITHOUT MOM KNOWING IT. 280 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:30,080 DADDY, I THINK I CAN GET YOU OUT OF THIS LITTLE MESS... 281 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,692 IF YOU CAN HELP ME GET OUT OF MY LITTLE MESS. 282 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,524 PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT MOM'S FAVORITE SWEATER. 283 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,880 I JUST NEED YOU TO REPLACE IT WITHOUT HER KNOWING. 284 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:50,448 GUYS, PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS. 285 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,581 YOU KNOW MY SENSITIVE STOMACH. 286 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,888 ASKING ME TO BE SILENT IS DEADLY. 287 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,454 HE'S A FARTER. 288 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,587 YES, WE'VE MET. 289 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,328 WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND? 290 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,938 WE GO SEE MOM. 291 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,462 ONE OF US CREATES A DIVERSION, AND ONE OF US CHECKS THE BOOK. 292 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,943 WE'RE IN, WE'RE OUT. - ALL RIGHT. 293 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,945 OKAY, GOOD, I LIKE IT. DEAL. LET'S GO. COME ON. 294 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:11,295 AND WE'RE OFF. 295 00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,820 OH, JOE, DOWNWIND, PLEASE. 296 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,871 WE'RE IN. COME ON. 297 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,481 JOE, YOU BE THE LOOKOUT. - OKAY. 298 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:27,572 OH, LOOK OUT. 299 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:30,837 HERE IT IS. OKAY. 300 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:34,101 CONTACT LIST, CONTACT LIST. 301 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,493 I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, BILL. 302 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:38,192 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. 303 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,497 HEY, MOMMY'S HERE. 304 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,717 OH, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 305 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,632 HONEY, YOU WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT WORK THIS MORNING 306 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,591 THAT, UH, WE JUST DECIDED TO COME HERE 307 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:47,592 AND GIVE YOU A FAMILY HUG. 308 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,116 - AW. - BRING IT IN, MOM. 309 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,205 - YEAH, COME HERE. - SO SWEET. 310 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,859 OH, BOY, I COULD REALLY USE ONE. 311 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,730 THE PRODUCERS AND NOW THE DIRECTOR 312 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,514 IS RIDING ME ABOUT MY UNDERACTING. 313 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:57,428 MM-HMM. - UGH. 314 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,516 WHERE'S JANIE? 315 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:01,955 JANIE? UM... 316 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,609 I GOT TO GO WAIT IN THE CAR. 317 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,047 YEAH, UH, CRACK A WINDOW. 318 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,266 JANIE, UM, WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH CHARLOTTE 319 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,528 THAT THEY WENT AND HAD A PLAYDATE. 320 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,052 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 321 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,531 ISN'T GWEN WONDERFUL? - WHO? 322 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,490 CHARLOTTE'S MOM, GWEN. 323 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,579 OH, GWEN. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 324 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,407 I THOUGHT YOU SAID...BEN. 325 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,801 I WAS LIKE, "WHO THE HECK IS BEN?" 326 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,628 AMY HOBBS TO STAGE. 327 00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:24,804 THAT'S ME. 328 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,109 OH, YOU GUYS BETTER GO TOO. 329 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,371 YOU HAVE THAT PIANO LESSON AT 5:00. 330 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,286 YEAH, OKAY. 331 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:33,029 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. YEP. OKAY. 332 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,422 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DAVE, DAVE, DAVE. 333 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,945 YES? GO AHEAD, HON. 334 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:39,949 I-I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. 335 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,777 THIS MORNING YOU WERE RIGHT. 336 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:42,952 WE EACH HAVE OUR OWN SYSTEM, 337 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,736 AND IF YOU SAY YOU DON'T NEED THE BOOK, 338 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,304 THEN YOU DON'T NEED THE BOOK, BUT FOR YOU TO ALLOW ME 339 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,612 TO PURSUE MY DREAMS AND STAY AT HOME WITH THE KIDS 340 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,875 AND THE FAMILY HUGS, I JUST-- 341 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,398 I WISH JANIE WERE HERE 342 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,618 TO SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH US, I REALLY DO. 343 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:57,575 - ME TOO. - YEAH. 344 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,099 THAT'S IT. 345 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,840 THAT'S EXACTLY THE MELODRAMATIC CRAP 346 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,319 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 347 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,886 PICTURE'S UP! LET'S SHOOT THIS SUCKER! 348 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,193 I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. 349 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,194 YES. 350 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,805 REMEMBER THAT. 351 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,764 OH, I LOVE YOU GUYS. 352 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,331 - DID YOU GET IT? - NO. 353 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:17,552 IT'S LOCKED. 354 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,554 JUST BECAUSE THE PLAN DIDN'T WORK OUT 355 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,338 DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS A BAD PLAN. 356 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,906 HONEY, THAT IS THE EXACT DEFINITION OF A BAD PLAN. 357 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:27,562 I GOT A PLAN NOW. COME WITH ME. 358 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,955 KEVIN, I NEED YOUR HELP. 359 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,613 I'VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING. SHE'S WAITING AT THE PIANO. 360 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,920 - JANIE'S BACK? - NOT EXACTLY. 361 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:47,234 NOPE. I CAN'T DO IT. 362 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,372 KEVIN, I TOLD YOU TO GET A FOUR-FOOT FIVE-YEAR-OLD, 363 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:58,201 NOT A 45-YEAR-OLD. 364 00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,942 I KNOW. I'M SORRY, BUT BRENDA'S THE BEST 365 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,988 THAT WE COULD DO ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 366 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,904 SORRY, BRENDA, NO PUN INTENDED. 367 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,644 SHE WAS OUR KID STAND-IN ON THE SHOW. 368 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,472 HEY, BRENDA, HOW'S PHIL? 369 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:11,562 HE'S GOOD. WORKING ON {\an8}GAME OF THRONES. 370 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,870 BRENDA, BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING 371 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,786 A BEAUTIFUL PINK SWEATER VEST? 372 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:23,052 IT'S MS. WOO. 373 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,228 OKAY, PLACES, EVERYBODY, PLACES. 374 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,751 OKAY. 375 00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,884 OH, WAIT. 376 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,886 WEDDING RING. 377 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,540 GOOD CATCH, KEVIN... 378 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:37,458 'CAUSE THAT WAS GONNA GIVE THIS WHOLE THING AWAY. 379 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,939 I AM WOO. 380 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,332 I AM HOBBS. 381 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,204 THIS IS DAUGHTER--JANIE. 382 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,335 SHE'S VERY... 383 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,556 STURDY. 384 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,210 YEAH, SHE IS. 385 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,733 HER MOM'S ALSO STURDY... 386 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,040 AND TINY. 387 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,826 TINY AND STURDY-- THAT'S HOW I LIKE 'EM. 388 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,133 MY LITTLE SPARK PLUG. 389 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:05,138 HEY, WELL, ALL RIGHT, HONEY... 390 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,099 HAVE A GOOD LESSON. 391 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,797 IF ANYBODY NEEDS ANYTHING, 392 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,583 WE'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN, OKAY? 393 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,976 EMILY, HOMEWORK. 394 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,847 KEVIN, WITH ME. 395 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,196 ARE YOU READY, YOUNG LADY? 396 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,329 I WAS BORN READY... 397 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:26,376 FIVE YEARS AGO. 398 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,422 SORRY. 399 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,728 OKAY, DAVID, WHAT DO I DO NOW? 400 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,252 SO FAR, IN THE GREATER L.A. AREA, 401 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,167 I HAVE CONTACTED 92 GWENS 402 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:38,127 AND ONE VERY IRATE GLEN. 403 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,260 JUST KEEP CALLING PEOPLE, KEVIN. 404 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,478 I GOT TO GET HER BACK-- 405 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,003 MOMMY'S HOME. 406 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,614 HEY. AWESOME! YOU'RE EARLY. 407 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,833 I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS MY BABY'S FIRST LESSON. 408 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,052 I HAVE TO TAKE A PEAK. 409 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,706 NO, NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 410 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,360 DON'T DO THAT, AMY, DON'T DO THAT. 411 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,926 SERIOUSLY, SHE'S-- SHE'S IN THERE CONCENTRATING, 412 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,580 AND YOU'LL BREAK THAT FOR HER. 413 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,408 DON'T DO THAT. 414 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,981 OKAY... 415 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:09,332 WELL, THE LESSON WENT-- 416 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,986 WHAT WAS I SAYING? 417 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,293 MS. WOO, I'M JANIE'S MOM, AMY. 418 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,817 SEE? TINY AND STURDY. 419 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,471 YOUR DAUGHTER HAS POTENTIAL. 420 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,429 YES, SHE'S A VERY QUICK STUDY. 421 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,301 OH, THAT'S GREAT. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 422 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,085 LET ME GET YOUR CHECK. 423 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,653 DAD, I CAN STILL GET YOU OUT OF THIS. 424 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,959 BUT YOU ARE GONNA REPLACE MOM'S SWEATER, RIGHT? 425 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,048 YES, YES. 426 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,267 YOU SHOULD GO HEAR JANIE PLAY, MOM. 427 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,618 IT'S REALLY HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S HER. 428 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,360 OOH, I KNEW THERE WAS TALENT IN THOSE LITTLE FINGERS OF HERS. 429 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,580 EMILY? 430 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,061 HI, BABY. 431 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,367 DID YOU HAVE FUN TODAY? - UH-HUH. 432 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,152 - YEAH? - HOW DID YOU DO THIS? 433 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,154 I SAW GWEN PULL UP OUTSIDE WITH JANIE. 434 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,025 I RAN OUT, MET THEM IN THE DRIVEWAY, 435 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,071 MADE THE SWITCH-- EASY PEASY. 436 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,116 YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME, EMILY. 437 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:57,206 DON'T HATE THE PLAYA, HATE THE GAME. 438 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,601 SORRY. 439 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:05,301 KEVIN, I FORGOT MY WEDDING...RING. 440 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:09,175 I MEAN, DADDY, COULD I GET JUICE BOX? 441 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:17,139 OH, I THOUGHT I SAW BRENDA IN THE DRIVEWAY. 442 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,793 WHO ARE YOU STANDING IN FOR? 443 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,926 JANIE, WE FOUND YOU. YES! 444 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,450 AND AMY'S HOME TOO. 445 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,930 AWESOME. 446 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:29,195 I THINK I HEAR MY WIFE CALLING ME FROM ACROSS THE STREET. 447 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,808 MARCUS! 448 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,026 SHE'S RELENTLESS. 449 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,985 I JUST--COMING, BABY GIRL. 450 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,205 YOU SHOULD HAVE LUGGED IT. 451 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,385 I'M THINKING YOU PROBABLY WANT A WORD. 452 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,735 YEAH. 453 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,476 I'M FIVE. 454 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:52,653 I'M NOT. 455 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,829 - DAVID. - MM-HMM? 456 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:59,660 YOU DO REALIZE THAT IF YOU HAD JUST TAKEN THE BOOK, MM-HMM, 457 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:03,533 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FLIP TO THE CONTACT LIST. 458 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,187 ♪ OH 459 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:09,496 AND YOU WOULD FIND... 460 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,412 YOU WOULD FIND... 461 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,065 CRAP. 462 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,112 OH, GWEN WAS A LATE ADDITION TO THE CLASS, 463 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,288 AND I GUESS I FORGOT TO ADD HER NAME. 464 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:22,030 OOPS. 465 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,858 OH, YEAH, THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY, DOESN'T IT? 466 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,251 MM-HMM. YEAH. 467 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:28,602 - EH, A LITTLE BIT. - MM-HMM. 468 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:31,692 WELL, HONEY, LOOK, WE BOTH LEARNED SOMETHING. 469 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,302 YOU HAVE A METHOD THAT YOU THINK WORKS FOR YOU. 470 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,956 MM-HMM. 471 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,263 I HAVE A METHOD THAT I THINK WORKS FOR ME. 472 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:41,180 AND, ULTIMATELY, WE'RE BOTH WRONG. 473 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,704 I CA--I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT 474 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,532 YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH... 475 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:48,361 THAT. 476 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,973 HONESTLY, THERE WAS, UH, NO MOMENT 477 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:55,455 WHERE I THOUGHT I WOULD GET AWAY WITH THAT. 478 00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:01,461 OOH, YOU ARE TINY AND STURDY. 479 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,684 HEY, DADDY. MWAH. 480 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,469 YEAH. 481 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:13,777 A KISS AND A "HEY, DADDY"-- SOMEBODY WANTS SOMETHING. 482 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,736 THAT'S NOT TR--FINE. 483 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:19,566 I WAS HOPING I COULD GET MY ALLOWANCE TODAY. 484 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,307 HONEY, YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR ALLOWANCE. 485 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:22,525 - NO, I DIDN'T. - YEAH, YOU DID. 486 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:23,657 YOU SPENT IT ON MOM'S SWEATER. 487 00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,659 WHAT? 488 00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,139 WAIT. THAT MEANS I WON'T SEE ANOTHER DIME FOR-- 489 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,185 FOUR MONTHS. 490 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,579 DON'T HATE THE PLAYA. 491 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:42,066 IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING. 34437

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