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- JOE, HOW'S YOUR TOAST?
- GREAT.
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WHERE'D YOU GET
THIS AWESOME BLACK BREAD?
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HE BURNED IT, YOU BOOB.
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I THINK I COULD USE
THIS TURKEY BACON AS A BELT.
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MOMMY SAYS NOT TO EAT PASTE.
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OH, HONEY, THIS IS OATMEAL.
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IT TASTES A LOT LIKE PASTE.
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OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT--
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WE'RE GONNA THROW
THIS AWAY WITH, UM--
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WITH JOE'S TOAST
AND EMILY'S BELT.
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BESIDES, YOU GUYS,
I'M MAKING SMOOTHIES.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU GUYS DESERVE
A HEALTHY BREAKFAST
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THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY SWALLOW.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE DAD IS NEW AT THIS.
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HE WAS ON A TV SHOW
FOR TEN YEARS
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WHERE PEOPLE BROUGHT HIM FOOD,
AND NOW HE'S HOME.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE MOMMY
WENT BACK TO WORK,
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AND DADDY
WANTS HER TO BE HAPPY,
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EVEN IF THAT MEANS
ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS
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TILL HIS HEAD EXPLODES.
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OH! OH!
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OH, OH, OH!
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NO, NO.
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WHY?
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HONEY, I KNOW
THIS LOOKS LIKE A MESS,
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BUT THIS IS MY PROCESS TO FIGURE
OUT WHAT EACH KID LIKES TO EAT.
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IS THAT A BELT?
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FUNNY, HONEY, FUNNY.
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I WANT THEM TO HAVE
A HEALTHY BREAKFAST.
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MM, THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL
THOUGHT, DAVID.
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BUT THEY EAT WHAT YOU MAKE THEM,
OR THEY WILL GO HUNGRY.
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THEY WILL.
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WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
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I'M SORRY.
I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.
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THE PRODUCERS THINK THAT
MY TEN-YEAR BREAK FROM THE SOAP
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HAS MADE MY ACTING
TOO "SUBTLE."
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OH. IN ALL FAIRNESS, HONEY,
YOUR CHARACTER WAS IN A COMA.
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YEAH, EXACTLY.
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THEY'RE
TOTALLY STRESSING ME OUT,
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SO TODAY I'M GOING
TO BE REHEARSING
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NONSPECIFIC,
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EMOTIONAL--
AH!--MODULATION.
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REALLY BAD ACTING.
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IN THAT CASE, NAILED IT.
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HELLO, DAVID.
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DAVID'S REAL FAMILY.
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I GOT YOUR EVERYTHING BAGEL.
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I TOOK OFF
MOST OF THE SESAME SEEDS,
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A FEW OF THE POPPY SEEDS,
AND HALF THE SALT--
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JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.
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WHY, IF IT ISN'T KEVIN--
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MY HUSBAND'S STRANGELY COIFFED
AND FOREVER-LOYAL EX-ASSISTANT
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WHO WE'VE ALL EMBRACED
LIKE A LONG-LOST COUSIN.
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NONSPECIFIC, EMOTIONAL
MODULATION--NICE.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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SHALL WE GO OVER
TODAY'S SCHEDULE?
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YES, PSYCHED
ABOUT THE SCHEDULE.
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ABSOLUTELY.
OKAY, FIRST UP,
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WE GOT, UH, JANIE AND DADDY
TIME AT MOMMY AND ME.
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THERE YOU GO. AND THEN I GO
TO THE DRY CLEANERS.
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THEN I HAVE TO PICK UP
EMILY AND JOE AT SCHOOL
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AND GET JANIE BACK HERE FOR HER
BIG PIANO LESSON WITH MS. WOO.
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- WHO?
- WOO.
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WOO WHO?
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
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YAY!
WAIT. WHAT?
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MS. WOO
IS A REALLY GREAT PIANO TEACHER,
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AND WE'VE WAITED THREE MONTHS
FOR THIS LESSON.
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SO DADDY'S GONNA MAKE SURE
YOU'RE HOME BY 5:00.
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DADDY WOULDN'T LET HIS LITTLE
PIANIST MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD.
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HA! DAD SAID
HE HAD A LITTLE--
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JOE!
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DON'T FORGET TO ASK
THE CLEANERS
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ABOUT MY BABY PINK
ANGORA CASHMERE SWEATER.
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I THINK THEY LOST IT,
AND I LOVE THAT SWEATER.
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I LOVE THAT
SWEATER MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.
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I DID, I REALLY DID--
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SERIOUSLY,
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR IT.
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- OKAY.
- STUPID DRY CLEANERS.
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OF COURSE THEY LOST IT.
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OR THEY RUINED IT,
AND THEN THEY LOST IT
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TO COVER UP THEIR TRACKS.
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STUPID DRY CLEANERS.
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OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
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OKAY, REMEMBER
WHEN MY MOM SAID,
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"DO NOT,
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,
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BORROW MY CLOTHES
WITHOUT ASKING"?
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- YOU DIDN'T.
- I DID.
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AND THEN I TRIED TO WASH IT.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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- "WE"?
- YES, WE.
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IF YOU, MY MOST TRUSTED FRIEND,
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DIDN'T TELL ME HOW AWESOME
I LOOKED IN THIS SWEATER,
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NONE OF THIS
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
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JUST GET A NEW ONE.
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IT IS A $400 SWEATER.
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IT'S NOT LIKE SOME SUCKER'S JUST
GONNA WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR
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AND HAND ME THAT KIND OF CASH.
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OH, HEY,
ANYBODY SEEN MY WALLET?
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WE'LL KEEP
AN EYE OUT FOR IT.
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OKAY, SMALLER PEOPLE,
GRAB YOUR STUFF.
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GIVE MOM KISSES.
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TIGHT SCHEDULE
TO KEEP HERE, OKAY?
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HONEY, HAVE A GOOD DAY.
- WHAT ABOUT THE BOOK?
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- WHAT ABOUT IT?
- I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE IT.
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AW, HONEY,
I DON'T WANT TO LUG IT AROUND.
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- LUG IT AROUND.
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA LUG IT.
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- LUG IT A LITTLE.
- NO, HONEY, COME ON.
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I DID A SHOW FOR TEN YEARS WHERE
I HAD 48 PAGES OF DIALOGUE
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THAT I HAD TO MEMORIZE
EVERY WEEK.
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I CAN REMEMBER TO GET
A FIVE-YEAR-OLD HOME AT 5:00.
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THIS BOOK ISN'T
JUST A SCHEDULE, DAVID.
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THIS IS A COMPENDIUM
OF ALL THINGS HOBBS.
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JUST KNOWING YOU HAVE IT
WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
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YOU GET IT?
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HONEY, THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS
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I KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER.
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TAKING THE HOBBS COMPENDIUM
IS NOT MY PREFERRED METHOD.
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OKAY, WELL, LOOK, IF YOU DON'T
TAKE THE BOOK, THEN I WILL.
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GOOD. TAKE IT.
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OKAY, BUT DON'T COME
RUNNING TO ME
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IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE--ACTUALLY,
PLEASE COME RUNNING TO ME--
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LEAVE. LEAVE.
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OH, BOY, THIS IS GREAT--
JUST YOU AND ME, KID.
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WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
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- CHARLOTTE!
- JANIE!
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU MUST BE AMY'S HUSBAND.
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SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING.
I'M CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY.
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OH, HEY, CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY.
I'M JANIE'S DADDY.
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ALSO KNOWN AROUND OUR HOUSE
AS "DAD!"
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RIGHT.
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OKAY, CLASS,
LET'S GATHER FOR CIRCLE TIME.
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AND THIS IS SUMMER.
SHE'S GREAT...
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WHO CAN SIT
CRISSCROSS APPLESAUCE?
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IF YOU'RE FIVE.
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all: ♪ THE WIPERS ON THE BUS
GO SWISH, SWISH, SWISH ♪
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♪ ALL THROUGH THE TOWN
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WHOO-HOO!
YEAH, THAT'S FUN.
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all:
♪ BAKER'S MAN
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♪ BAKE ME A CAKE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN ♪
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OH! YES!
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YES!
IN YOUR FACE!
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OH.
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I'M SORRY. I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT
COMPETITIVE, LADIES.
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all: ♪ DOWN CAME THE RAIN
AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUR ♪
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♪ OUT CAME THE SUN
AND DRIED UP ALL THE RAIN ♪
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♪ AND THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER
WENT UP THE SPOUT AGAIN ♪
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I HATE THAT SPIDER
AND HIS CAN-DO ATTITUDE.
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I JUST WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S UP THAT DAMN SPOUT
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THAT'S SO IMPORTANT.
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OKAY, MY TINY HUMANS,
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WHO WANTS TO HOLD THE TALKING
STICK AND SHARE THEIR FEELINGS?
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GOD, WHAT RING OF HELL
HAVE I ENTERED?
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DR. MONKEY CHUNKS FEELS SAD
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BECAUSE NOBODY BELIEVES
SHE'S A REAL DOCTOR.
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AND THEN I SAID, "NUH-UH."
AND THEN SHE SAID, "UH-HUH."
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AND THEN I SAID, "NUH-UH."
AND THEN SHE SAID, "UH-HUH".
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OOH!
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WHAT DID I MISS?
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AND IF I'M BEING HONEST,
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IT'S NOT AN HONOR
JUST TO BE NOMINATED.
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OH, UH, SORRY.
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EXCUSE ME.
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HELLO?
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DUDE, WHERE ARE YOU?
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I'M AT MOMMY AND ME CLASS
WITH JANIE
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TRYING NOT TO BURST INTO TEARS.
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YOU KNOW WE HAVE
THAT PRIVATE GOLF SWING LESSON
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WITH TIGER'S GUY
IN 20 MINUTES.
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MARCUS, I WOULD LOVE TO GET IN
WITH TIGER'S PRO,
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BUT I CAN'T, MAN.
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I'M STUCK HERE IN THIS CLASS DOING...FEELINGS.
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OVER GOLF?
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LISTEN, JUST BRING JANIE ALONG.
SHE FITS IN THE BAG.
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DUDE, I GOT TO GO.
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I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING.
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YOU SHOULD GO.
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MY HUSBAND WOULD TRADE HIS CAR
TO GET IN WITH TIGER'S PRO.
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AND HE LOVES THAT CAR.
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UH, YOU KNOW, I CAN TAKE
JANIE BACK TO OUR HOUSE.
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THE GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE FUN.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
- YEAH.
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I MEAN, LOOK, TRUST ME,
THEY'RE IN FREE PLAY.
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THEY HARDLY EVEN KNOW
WE'RE HERE.
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JANIE, DO YOU WANT TO GO HAVE
A PLAYDATE WITH CHARLOTTE?
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both: YAY!
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- WOW.
- RIGHT?
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YEAH, OKAY, UM...
I'LL GIVE YOU MY NUMBERS--
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NO, I GOT IT
ON THE CONTACT LIST.
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COME ON, GO, HAVE FUN.
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IF STRETCHING THIS
DOESN'T WORK, I AM DEAD.
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WAIT. OKAY.
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OKAY.
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NOW WE HAVE...
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TWO TINY LEG WARMERS
AND A VEST.
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THAT GUY MUST HAVE ADDED
20 YARDS TO MY LONG IRONS.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY WIFE
HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT
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ALL THESE YEARS.
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WITH MY PROCESS,
I CAN BE A GREAT PARENT
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AND MAKE TIME FOR MYSELF.
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YOU CAN'T GET THAT FROM A BOOK.
- BOOKS ARE OVERRATED.
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THAT'S WHY WE'RE TV GUYS.
- YEAH.
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WE DIDN'T GET RICH BY READING.
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YEAH, WE'RE TV GUYS.
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WHAT'S UP?
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ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, I'M OFF.
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I GOT TO PICK UP JOE
AND EMILY AT SCHOOL
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AND GET JANIE
FROM CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY'S HOUSE
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AND BRING HER BACK
FOR HER BIG PIANO LESSON.
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I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW.
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I LOST JANIE.
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YOU STILL GOT IT.
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I KNOW I STILL GOT IT,
BUT WHAT I DON'T GOT
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IS ANY IDEA
WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS.
219
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OKAY, RETRACE YOUR STEPS.
WHERE DID YOU SEE HER LAST?
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SHE'S NOT A SET
OF CAR KEYS, KEVIN.
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OH, MAN, I CAN'T--
HOW DO YOU LOSE A KID?
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DIDN'T YOU SAY SHE WAS
AT CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY'S HOUSE?
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DO YOU KNOW
WHERE CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY LIVES?
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DO YOU KNOW
WHERE CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY LIVES?
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00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,916
NEVER MET HER.
226
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,657
DON'T WORRY, DAVID,
YOU'LL FIGURE THIS OUT.
227
00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:33,703
YOU'RE AMERICA'S
NUMBER-ONE DAD.
228
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,575
I DON'T WANT TO BE
NEGATIVE HERE,
229
00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,186
BUT THIS MIGHT AFFECT
YOUR RANKING.
230
00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:41,232
I DON'T HAVE A NAME.
I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER.
231
00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,930
I DON'T HAVE AN ADDRESS.
I GOT NOTHING.
232
00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,366
YOU COULD CHECK THE BOOK.
233
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,629
I TOLD AMY
TO TAKE THE BOOK WITH HER.
234
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,457
I DIDN'T WANT TO LUG IT AROUND.
235
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,198
YOU SHOULD HAVE LUGGED IT.
236
00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:51,895
I THOUGHT I HAD IT
ALL UP HERE, MAN.
237
00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,288
DAVID, WE'RE MEN.
238
00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:56,987
WE HAVE NOTHING UP HERE.
239
00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,337
LOOK, JUST CALL AMY
AND TELL HER YOU WERE WRONG.
240
00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,948
ARE YOU CRAZY?
WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HER?
241
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,036
"HEY, HONEY, REMEMBER LAST WEEK
242
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,472
"WHEN I ALMOST
BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE?
243
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,908
WELL, THIS WEEK I LOST A KID."
244
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,215
SHE'LL NEVER
TRUST ME AGAIN, MARCUS.
245
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,564
I WON'T BE ABLE
TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE
246
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,044
WITHOUT HER HOVERING OVER ME,
247
00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:12,176
ASKING ME A THOUSAND QUESTIONS,
WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE.
248
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,788
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
249
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,486
WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.
250
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,922
OH, MAN.
251
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,750
OOH. HANG ON.
252
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,534
"PRIVATE CALL."
253
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,275
HELLO?
- HI, DADDY.
254
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,538
JANIE, BABY, YOU OKAY?
255
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,932
CAN I STAY AT CHARLOTTE'S
FOR DINNER?
256
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,631
- NO, HONEY, YOU CAN'T.
- WHY?
257
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:32,980
BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT
A PIANO LESSON.
258
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,416
WHY?
259
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,026
HONEY, HONEY, CAN'T DO
THE "WHY" GAME RIGHT NOW.
260
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:39,116
OKAY, BYE.
261
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:42,685
OH, WHY?
262
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,128
DAD, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
263
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,477
I NEED SOME INFORMATION
ABOUT A PARENT
264
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,914
FROM MOMMY AND ME CLASS.
265
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,133
HELLO, MOMMIES?
266
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,266
MES?
267
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,398
DAD, WHERE'S JANIE?
268
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,357
SHE'S AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE--
CHARLOTTE.
269
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,316
YOU GUYS KNOW CHARLOTTE?
270
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,101
YOU LOST JANIE.
271
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,755
HONEY, I DIDN'T LOSE HER.
272
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,540
I-I JUST MISPLACED HER.
273
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,324
HOW DO YOU LOSE A PERSON?
274
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:18,068
SHE'S NOT A SET OF CAR KEYS.
275
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,375
THERE YOU GO, JOE,
GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE.
276
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,898
LOOK, I KNOW THAT SHE'S
277
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,726
WITH A WOMAN NAMED
CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY, OKAY?
278
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,554
I NEED YOU GUYS
TO HELP ME FIND HER
279
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,338
AND GET HER BACK
WITHOUT MOM KNOWING IT.
280
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:30,080
DADDY, I THINK I CAN GET YOU
OUT OF THIS LITTLE MESS...
281
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,692
IF YOU CAN HELP ME
GET OUT OF MY LITTLE MESS.
282
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,524
PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT
MOM'S FAVORITE SWEATER.
283
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,880
I JUST NEED YOU TO REPLACE IT
WITHOUT HER KNOWING.
284
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:50,448
GUYS, PLEASE DON'T ASK ME
TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS.
285
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,581
YOU KNOW MY SENSITIVE STOMACH.
286
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,888
ASKING ME TO BE SILENT
IS DEADLY.
287
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,454
HE'S A FARTER.
288
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,587
YES, WE'VE MET.
289
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,328
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
290
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,938
WE GO SEE MOM.
291
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,462
ONE OF US CREATES A DIVERSION,
AND ONE OF US CHECKS THE BOOK.
292
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,943
WE'RE IN, WE'RE OUT.
- ALL RIGHT.
293
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,945
OKAY, GOOD, I LIKE IT.
DEAL. LET'S GO. COME ON.
294
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:11,295
AND WE'RE OFF.
295
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,820
OH, JOE, DOWNWIND, PLEASE.
296
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,871
WE'RE IN.
COME ON.
297
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,481
JOE, YOU BE THE LOOKOUT.
- OKAY.
298
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:27,572
OH, LOOK OUT.
299
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:30,837
HERE IT IS. OKAY.
300
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:34,101
CONTACT LIST, CONTACT LIST.
301
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,493
I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, BILL.
302
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:38,192
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
303
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,497
HEY, MOMMY'S HERE.
304
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,717
OH, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
305
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,632
HONEY, YOU WERE SO WORRIED
ABOUT WORK THIS MORNING
306
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,591
THAT, UH, WE JUST DECIDED
TO COME HERE
307
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:47,592
AND GIVE YOU A FAMILY HUG.
308
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,116
- AW.
- BRING IT IN, MOM.
309
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,205
- YEAH, COME HERE.
- SO SWEET.
310
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,859
OH, BOY,
I COULD REALLY USE ONE.
311
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,730
THE PRODUCERS
AND NOW THE DIRECTOR
312
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,514
IS RIDING ME
ABOUT MY UNDERACTING.
313
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:57,428
MM-HMM.
- UGH.
314
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,516
WHERE'S JANIE?
315
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:01,955
JANIE? UM...
316
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,609
I GOT TO GO WAIT IN THE CAR.
317
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,047
YEAH, UH,
CRACK A WINDOW.
318
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,266
JANIE, UM, WAS HAVING
SO MUCH FUN WITH CHARLOTTE
319
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,528
THAT THEY WENT
AND HAD A PLAYDATE.
320
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,052
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
321
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,531
ISN'T GWEN WONDERFUL?
- WHO?
322
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,490
CHARLOTTE'S MOM, GWEN.
323
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,579
OH, GWEN.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
324
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,407
I THOUGHT YOU SAID...BEN.
325
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,801
I WAS LIKE,
"WHO THE HECK IS BEN?"
326
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,628
AMY HOBBS TO STAGE.
327
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:24,804
THAT'S ME.
328
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,109
OH, YOU GUYS BETTER GO TOO.
329
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,371
YOU HAVE
THAT PIANO LESSON AT 5:00.
330
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,286
YEAH, OKAY.
331
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:33,029
ALL RIGHT. YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
OKAY. YEP. OKAY.
332
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,422
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
DAVE, DAVE, DAVE.
333
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,945
YES?
GO AHEAD, HON.
334
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:39,949
I-I JUST WANT TO SAY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
335
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,777
THIS MORNING YOU WERE RIGHT.
336
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:42,952
WE EACH HAVE OUR OWN SYSTEM,
337
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,736
AND IF YOU SAY
YOU DON'T NEED THE BOOK,
338
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,304
THEN YOU DON'T NEED THE BOOK,
BUT FOR YOU TO ALLOW ME
339
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,612
TO PURSUE MY DREAMS
AND STAY AT HOME WITH THE KIDS
340
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,875
AND THE FAMILY HUGS,
I JUST--
341
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,398
I WISH JANIE WERE HERE
342
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,618
TO SHARE THIS MOMENT
WITH US, I REALLY DO.
343
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:57,575
- ME TOO.
- YEAH.
344
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,099
THAT'S IT.
345
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,840
THAT'S EXACTLY
THE MELODRAMATIC CRAP
346
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,319
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
347
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,886
PICTURE'S UP!
LET'S SHOOT THIS SUCKER!
348
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,193
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
349
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,194
YES.
350
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,805
REMEMBER THAT.
351
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,764
OH, I LOVE YOU GUYS.
352
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,331
- DID YOU GET IT?
- NO.
353
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:17,552
IT'S LOCKED.
354
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,554
JUST BECAUSE
THE PLAN DIDN'T WORK OUT
355
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,338
DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS A BAD PLAN.
356
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,906
HONEY, THAT IS THE EXACT
DEFINITION OF A BAD PLAN.
357
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:27,562
I GOT A PLAN NOW.
COME WITH ME.
358
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,955
KEVIN, I NEED YOUR HELP.
359
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,613
I'VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING.
SHE'S WAITING AT THE PIANO.
360
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,920
- JANIE'S BACK?
- NOT EXACTLY.
361
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:47,234
NOPE.
I CAN'T DO IT.
362
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,372
KEVIN, I TOLD YOU TO GET
A FOUR-FOOT FIVE-YEAR-OLD,
363
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:58,201
NOT A 45-YEAR-OLD.
364
00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,942
I KNOW. I'M SORRY,
BUT BRENDA'S THE BEST
365
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,988
THAT WE COULD DO
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
366
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,904
SORRY, BRENDA, NO PUN INTENDED.
367
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,644
SHE WAS OUR KID STAND-IN
ON THE SHOW.
368
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,472
HEY, BRENDA, HOW'S PHIL?
369
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:11,562
HE'S GOOD.
WORKING ON {\an8}GAME OF THRONES.
370
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,870
BRENDA, BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD
YOU BE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING
371
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,786
A BEAUTIFUL PINK SWEATER VEST?
372
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:23,052
IT'S MS. WOO.
373
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,228
OKAY, PLACES,
EVERYBODY, PLACES.
374
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,751
OKAY.
375
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,884
OH, WAIT.
376
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,886
WEDDING RING.
377
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,540
GOOD CATCH, KEVIN...
378
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:37,458
'CAUSE THAT WAS GONNA
GIVE THIS WHOLE THING AWAY.
379
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,939
I AM WOO.
380
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,332
I AM HOBBS.
381
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,204
THIS IS DAUGHTER--JANIE.
382
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,335
SHE'S VERY...
383
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,556
STURDY.
384
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,210
YEAH, SHE IS.
385
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,733
HER MOM'S ALSO STURDY...
386
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,040
AND TINY.
387
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,826
TINY AND STURDY--
THAT'S HOW I LIKE 'EM.
388
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,133
MY LITTLE SPARK PLUG.
389
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:05,138
HEY, WELL,
ALL RIGHT, HONEY...
390
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,099
HAVE A GOOD LESSON.
391
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,797
IF ANYBODY NEEDS ANYTHING,
392
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,583
WE'LL BE
IN THE KITCHEN, OKAY?
393
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,976
EMILY, HOMEWORK.
394
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,847
KEVIN, WITH ME.
395
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,196
ARE YOU READY, YOUNG LADY?
396
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,329
I WAS BORN READY...
397
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:26,376
FIVE YEARS AGO.
398
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,422
SORRY.
399
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,728
OKAY, DAVID, WHAT DO I DO NOW?
400
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,252
SO FAR,
IN THE GREATER L.A. AREA,
401
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,167
I HAVE CONTACTED 92 GWENS
402
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:38,127
AND ONE VERY IRATE GLEN.
403
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,260
JUST KEEP
CALLING PEOPLE, KEVIN.
404
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,478
I GOT TO GET HER BACK--
405
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,003
MOMMY'S HOME.
406
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,614
HEY. AWESOME!
YOU'RE EARLY.
407
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,833
I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS
MY BABY'S FIRST LESSON.
408
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,052
I HAVE TO TAKE A PEAK.
409
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,706
NO, NO, NO, NO.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
410
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,360
DON'T DO THAT, AMY,
DON'T DO THAT.
411
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,926
SERIOUSLY, SHE'S--
SHE'S IN THERE CONCENTRATING,
412
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,580
AND YOU'LL BREAK THAT FOR HER.
413
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,408
DON'T DO THAT.
414
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,981
OKAY...
415
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:09,332
WELL, THE LESSON WENT--
416
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,986
WHAT WAS I SAYING?
417
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,293
MS. WOO,
I'M JANIE'S MOM, AMY.
418
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,817
SEE?
TINY AND STURDY.
419
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,471
YOUR DAUGHTER
HAS POTENTIAL.
420
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,429
YES, SHE'S
A VERY QUICK STUDY.
421
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,301
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
422
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,085
LET ME GET YOUR CHECK.
423
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,653
DAD, I CAN STILL GET YOU
OUT OF THIS.
424
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,959
BUT YOU ARE GONNA REPLACE
MOM'S SWEATER, RIGHT?
425
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,048
YES, YES.
426
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,267
YOU SHOULD GO HEAR
JANIE PLAY, MOM.
427
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,618
IT'S REALLY HARD
TO BELIEVE IT'S HER.
428
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,360
OOH, I KNEW THERE WAS TALENT
IN THOSE LITTLE FINGERS OF HERS.
429
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,580
EMILY?
430
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,061
HI, BABY.
431
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,367
DID YOU HAVE FUN TODAY?
- UH-HUH.
432
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,152
- YEAH?
- HOW DID YOU DO THIS?
433
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,154
I SAW GWEN PULL UP
OUTSIDE WITH JANIE.
434
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,025
I RAN OUT,
MET THEM IN THE DRIVEWAY,
435
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,071
MADE THE SWITCH--
EASY PEASY.
436
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,116
YOU COULD HAVE
JUST TOLD ME, EMILY.
437
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:57,206
DON'T HATE THE PLAYA,
HATE THE GAME.
438
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,601
SORRY.
439
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:05,301
KEVIN, I FORGOT
MY WEDDING...RING.
440
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:09,175
I MEAN, DADDY,
COULD I GET JUICE BOX?
441
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:17,139
OH, I THOUGHT I SAW BRENDA
IN THE DRIVEWAY.
442
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,793
WHO ARE YOU STANDING IN FOR?
443
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,926
JANIE, WE FOUND YOU.
YES!
444
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,450
AND AMY'S HOME TOO.
445
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,930
AWESOME.
446
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:29,195
I THINK I HEAR MY WIFE CALLING
ME FROM ACROSS THE STREET.
447
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,808
MARCUS!
448
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,026
SHE'S RELENTLESS.
449
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,985
I JUST--COMING, BABY GIRL.
450
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,205
YOU SHOULD HAVE LUGGED IT.
451
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,385
I'M THINKING
YOU PROBABLY WANT A WORD.
452
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,735
YEAH.
453
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,476
I'M FIVE.
454
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:52,653
I'M NOT.
455
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,829
- DAVID.
- MM-HMM?
456
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:59,660
YOU DO REALIZE THAT IF YOU HAD
JUST TAKEN THE BOOK, MM-HMM,
457
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:03,533
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FLIP
TO THE CONTACT LIST.
458
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,187
♪ OH
459
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:09,496
AND YOU WOULD FIND...
460
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,412
YOU WOULD FIND...
461
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,065
CRAP.
462
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,112
OH, GWEN WAS A LATE ADDITION
TO THE CLASS,
463
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,288
AND I GUESS I FORGOT
TO ADD HER NAME.
464
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:22,030
OOPS.
465
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,858
OH, YEAH, THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY,
DOESN'T IT?
466
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,251
MM-HMM. YEAH.
467
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:28,602
- EH, A LITTLE BIT.
- MM-HMM.
468
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:31,692
WELL, HONEY, LOOK,
WE BOTH LEARNED SOMETHING.
469
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,302
YOU HAVE A METHOD
THAT YOU THINK WORKS FOR YOU.
470
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,956
MM-HMM.
471
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,263
I HAVE A METHOD
THAT I THINK WORKS FOR ME.
472
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:41,180
AND, ULTIMATELY,
WE'RE BOTH WRONG.
473
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,704
I CA--I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT
474
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,532
YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH...
475
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:48,361
THAT.
476
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,973
HONESTLY, THERE WAS,
UH, NO MOMENT
477
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:55,455
WHERE I THOUGHT
I WOULD GET AWAY WITH THAT.
478
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:01,461
OOH, YOU ARE TINY AND STURDY.
479
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,684
HEY, DADDY. MWAH.
480
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,469
YEAH.
481
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:13,777
A KISS AND A "HEY, DADDY"--
SOMEBODY WANTS SOMETHING.
482
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,736
THAT'S NOT TR--FINE.
483
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:19,566
I WAS HOPING I COULD GET
MY ALLOWANCE TODAY.
484
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,307
HONEY, YOU ALREADY GOT
YOUR ALLOWANCE.
485
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:22,525
- NO, I DIDN'T.
- YEAH, YOU DID.
486
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:23,657
YOU SPENT IT ON MOM'S SWEATER.
487
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,659
WHAT?
488
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,139
WAIT. THAT MEANS I WON'T SEE
ANOTHER DIME FOR--
489
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,185
FOUR MONTHS.
490
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,579
DON'T HATE THE PLAYA.
491
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:42,066
IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING.
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