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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:15,280 ♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong 2 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:16,920 ♪ Plink-plonk, clink-clonk 3 00:00:17,020 --> 00:00:18,600 ♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong 4 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:20,160 ♪ Plink-plonk, clink-clonk 5 00:00:20,260 --> 00:00:22,076 - ♪ Christmas, Christmas - ♪ Jolly, jolly 6 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:23,436 - ♪ Jolly, jolly, jolly - ♪ Christmas, Christmas... 7 00:00:23,460 --> 00:00:25,080 - ♪ Christmas, Christmas - ♪ Jolly, jolly 8 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:26,676 - ♪ Jolly, jolly, jolly - ♪ Christmas, Christmas... 9 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,120 ♪ Christmas, Christmas 10 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:29,920 ♪ Jolly, jolly Christmas 11 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:31,080 ♪ Here it is 12 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:32,660 ♪ It's back again... ♪ 13 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,960 ♪ Roasting chestnuts crackling on the fire 14 00:00:36,060 --> 00:00:38,800 ♪ Lots of presents as snowflakes fall 15 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:40,600 ♪ Sleighbells ringing 16 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,360 ♪ Jinga-linga, ding-dong 17 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:43,880 ♪ Angels singing 18 00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:45,600 ♪ Hear those glasses chink 19 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:48,400 ♪ Lots of eggnog, soon I'll feel like barfing 20 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:51,640 ♪ Smelly stuffing, it's Christmas time again 21 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:53,436 - ♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong - ♪ Chris-jolly, Chris-jolly 22 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:55,156 - ♪ Plink-plonk, clink-clonk - ♪ Christmas, jolly, Christmas 23 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,520 ♪ Piggly-wiggly, waggaly-woggly 24 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:58,160 ♪ Piggly-wiggly, waggaly-woggly 25 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:01,450 ♪ I woke up quite early in the morning 26 00:01:01,550 --> 00:01:04,050 ♪ Just as the sun was getting out of bed 27 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:06,890 ♪ I went to the beach, not feeling much like Christmas 28 00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:08,930 ♪ 'Cause this is Australia and... 29 00:01:09,030 --> 00:01:10,650 ♪ I am 30 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:15,330 ♪ Upside down 31 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:16,970 ♪ Chris-jolly, Chris-jolly 32 00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:18,410 ♪ Jolly, jolly, jolly 33 00:01:18,510 --> 00:01:21,450 ♪ Flies in the turkey, sand in the pudding 34 00:01:21,550 --> 00:01:24,330 ♪ Mum's in the kitchen sweating it out 35 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:27,650 ♪ Out they get the turkey balanced on the barbie 36 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:30,570 ♪ "Let's use clothes pegs and bits of tape" 37 00:01:30,670 --> 00:01:33,530 ♪ Went to the beach, not feeling much like Christmas 38 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:35,250 ♪ 'Cause this is Australia and... 39 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:36,850 ♪ I am 40 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:42,490 ♪ Upside down 41 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:44,770 ♪ Christmas, Christmas 42 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:47,050 ♪ Jolly, jolly Christmas 43 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,450 ♪ Christmas, Christmas 44 00:01:49,550 --> 00:01:55,510 ♪ That's all we have! ♪ 45 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:19,490 ♪ Oh, there's gonna be dancing and singing 46 00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:22,170 ♪ At the old homestead tonight 47 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:24,250 ♪ Gonna be carols ringing 48 00:02:24,350 --> 00:02:27,260 ♪ Through the warm Australian night 49 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,140 ♪ Dance on the homestead verandah 50 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,540 ♪ To an old-time fiddle tune 51 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,380 ♪ There's gonna be an old-time party 52 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:34,940 ♪ With Christmas coming soon. ♪ 53 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,500 Oh! Ugh! 54 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,780 ♪ Oh, we won't have no sleigh ride 55 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,660 ♪ We'll be swimming in the creek 56 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,760 ♪ But all the kids and... ♪ 57 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,200 Fire crews are battling to contain 58 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,300 several blazes in the north of the state, 59 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,300 while in the south-east, communities are on high alert. 60 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,140 Victoria's chief fire commissioner 61 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,500 said winds gusting upwards of 65 kilometres per hour 62 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,500 had contributed to what he described as... 63 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,200 Brian, can you turn the telly off? 64 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,860 They'll be here any second! 65 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,300 Heights of more than 15 metres. 66 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,376 And you better not be eating my bloody allsorts! 67 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,380 South of Omeo last night... 68 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,900 Alex? 69 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,460 Alex?! 70 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,380 Alex! 71 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,680 Oh... 72 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,280 Alex! 73 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,280 Alex, are you in there? 74 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,860 Alex, I can see you. The door is glass. 75 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,500 Shit. 76 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,390 Alex, will you please come out of the toot? 77 00:03:54,490 --> 00:03:56,950 I will be out in a minute! 78 00:03:57,050 --> 00:03:59,410 Will you open this door, please? 79 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,590 Thank you. 80 00:04:04,690 --> 00:04:06,110 What if I was doing a poo? 81 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:07,670 Well, are you doing a poo? 82 00:04:07,770 --> 00:04:09,270 Obviously, I am not doing a poo. 83 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:11,466 So unless you're shitting through the eye of a needle, 84 00:04:11,490 --> 00:04:13,146 I would appreciate if you would bloody well 85 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,690 come out and pretend to enjoy yourself. 86 00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:17,230 Oh, they're here! 87 00:04:17,330 --> 00:04:20,950 Brian, they're here! Oh-ho! 88 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:22,830 Oh, listen, darling, uh... 89 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,430 You might just want to try and do something with your face. 90 00:04:25,530 --> 00:04:27,910 Oh, they're here! 91 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:30,230 Brian, turn that bloody telly off! 92 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:35,470 - Home, sweet home, hey? - Hmm. 93 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:40,870 Oh, God! 94 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:46,950 Oh, why is everything so dead? 95 00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:49,830 Mishan, it's not dead. 96 00:04:49,930 --> 00:04:51,350 It's dying. 97 00:04:51,450 --> 00:04:54,490 Oh! 98 00:04:56,650 --> 00:04:59,430 Oh, it's so good to see you! 99 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:02,910 Oh, you look so... 100 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:04,390 different. 101 00:05:04,490 --> 00:05:05,830 Well, so do you. 102 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,950 You're practically skin and bones. What's happened? 103 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:10,550 Oh, just running around like a headless chook. 104 00:05:10,650 --> 00:05:12,146 - Mother? - How was the flight? 105 00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:14,186 Oh, terrible - Mishan's back started spasming 106 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,590 before we'd even taken off. 107 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,630 I told them I needed lumbar support. 108 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:19,880 - God, it's hot. - Oh, Mish! 109 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:21,440 - Hello, Heather. - Come here. 110 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:24,400 Oh! Please, call me Mum. 111 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:27,040 - All good, Reg? - Oh, she'll be right-as, yeah. 112 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:29,880 - Just needs to cool down a bit. - Oh, don't we all, love? Huh! 113 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:31,760 Hey, listen, I put Alex in your old room 114 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:34,360 and I thought you could kip down in the spare room and, um... 115 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:35,560 Mother? 116 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:37,640 And I assume that Danny's new girlfriend 117 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:39,160 will want to bunk in with him. 118 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:40,880 Wait. Danny's got a girlfriend? 119 00:05:40,980 --> 00:05:42,880 Mm-hm, but we're not making a big deal of it 120 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:46,200 because, um, Alex has just broken up with her... person 121 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,040 and she's got a face like a slapped arse. 122 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,320 Oh, fun. 123 00:05:49,420 --> 00:05:51,236 And Danny's fixing a truck down at the station. 124 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:54,280 - Mother! - Where's my gorgeous grandson?! 125 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:57,200 Look how big you are! 126 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:59,360 - I want Mother. - Mum's just a little bit busy. 127 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,076 - Do you want to come inside? - Something's wrong. 128 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:03,560 - My skin is literally on fire. - Don't be so ridiculous. 129 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:05,160 It's the sun, Mishan. 130 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:07,240 - That's clever. - Then why does it hurt? 131 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:10,360 It's because we're in Australia. Everything here hurts. 132 00:06:10,460 --> 00:06:11,920 Are you OK? 133 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:13,480 I feel like I'm burning. 134 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:16,680 Christina, I think your son's about to asphyxiate. 135 00:06:16,780 --> 00:06:18,880 What?! Oh, shit. 136 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:20,996 - I guess I'll go pay the driver. - No, William, darling. 137 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:22,240 Please don't do that. 138 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,840 Uh, how much do I owe you? 139 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:26,880 Oh, 20 bucks, we'll call it even, mate. 140 00:06:26,980 --> 00:06:28,440 Golly, that's cheap! 141 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:30,716 Oh, mates rates. Any friend of Heather's a friend of mine. 142 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:31,840 Stop! 143 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:33,360 Shh. 144 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,040 Well, thanks. Thanks. 145 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,400 - Cheers. - Oh! 146 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:39,520 - Some help with the bags? - Yeah, of course. Come on. 147 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:42,440 Here we go. Look. It says "Welcome home". 148 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,540 That's for you. 149 00:06:46,270 --> 00:06:47,810 - 'Bye, Reg! - See youse! 150 00:06:47,910 --> 00:06:50,490 Oh, you might want to bring those fancy bags in, love. 151 00:06:50,590 --> 00:06:52,470 We're having a bit of trouble with the redbacks. 152 00:06:52,550 --> 00:06:54,250 - Redbacks? - Oh, yeah, spiders. 153 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:59,010 They get into, uh, bags and shoes and toilet seats. 154 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:01,650 Oh, yes, toilet seats! 155 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:04,166 - But they are harmless, right? - Oh, no, no, no, no. 156 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,970 They're quite deadly. Yeah, but don't worry. 157 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:07,890 You just give them a little whack. 158 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:10,970 Tonight's the welcome feast and then a game of trivia. 159 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:13,210 I wrote the questions myself. 160 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:15,530 Nan, when are we going to see kangaroos? 161 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:17,050 Not right now, William. 162 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:19,890 - But you promised. - Let me show you your room. 163 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:22,530 Uh, the toot's over there, Mishan, 164 00:07:22,630 --> 00:07:25,050 and I've left some special soaps for you. 165 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:27,330 Lovely. That's perfect. 166 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:53,710 - Mum, I said I would come out... - It's me, Alex. It's Christina. 167 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:58,930 Hello, Christina. 168 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,410 Hello, Alex. 169 00:08:01,870 --> 00:08:04,370 Oh! You look old now. 170 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:06,330 And you don't. 171 00:08:06,430 --> 00:08:08,610 What have you done to your face? 172 00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:10,690 - Nothing! - Why are you speaking like that? 173 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,540 - Speak normal. - What? This is normal. 174 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:15,540 Oh, yes, it's so fancy, and look at your fancy clothes! 175 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,260 Ow! Stop it, stop it. 176 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,360 Ow! 177 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,140 Ow! Ow! That was too hard! 178 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,280 - Stop. - OK, OK. 179 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,540 - Well, it's good to see you. - Hmph. 180 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,300 How are things? 181 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,660 Couldn't be better. 182 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,900 Mm, are you still enjoying London? 183 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,100 Oh, of course. I love it. 184 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,200 - The people, the culture. - Mm. 185 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,820 Oh, I heard you got dumped again. 186 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,700 Oh, well, that's nice. 187 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,800 Are you OK? 188 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:48,780 Yeah, no, I'm fine. I didn't really like her anyway. 189 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,380 - Oh. - Yeah. 190 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,100 Mother! 191 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,200 Quick, quick, quick! Move. Shh! 192 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,380 - Shh, shh, shh. - Mother? 193 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,580 So it couldn't be better, yeah? 194 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:03,620 No, it's just this, um... just this silly game we play. 195 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:04,860 Oh, yeah. 196 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,780 Wait. Have you seen Dad yet? 197 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,860 - No. Why? - He is just acting weird. 198 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,340 Oh, God, don't tell me 199 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,216 he's still getting into fights with his phone. 200 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,620 No, it's not that. 201 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,700 He's just, like, out of it or something. 202 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,060 Mother! 203 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,220 Alex, he's an Australian male at Christmas time. 204 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,136 - He's probably just drunk. - No, it's Mum too! 205 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,900 Like, I get that she's happy to have us all home for Christmas, 206 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,300 but she made Christmas toilet paper, 207 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,016 which I just don't feel comfortable using. 208 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,040 Why not? 209 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,660 Oh! 210 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:39,310 What?! Why would she have his mouth open like that? 211 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:40,630 - I know! - It's like he's... 212 00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:42,150 And you should see the kitchen. 213 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:44,870 She saw this woman on telly dyeing cocktail onions. 214 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:47,190 Now everything in the pantry has to be bright red. 215 00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:49,170 - Mother? - So? What's wrong with that? 216 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:50,590 Mother! 217 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,110 Hello, darling. 218 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,390 Oh, no! For the love of God... 219 00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:59,790 Christina, this is your responsibility! 220 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:02,730 I just got off the bloody plane. 221 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,830 Ugh! 222 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:08,430 Listen, no-one wants to be here, least of all me. 223 00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:09,670 That's the spirit. 224 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:11,110 But it's for a few nights, tops, 225 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:12,590 and then we can all go back 226 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:14,190 to our normal, happy lives, OK? 227 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,970 I mean, really, what's the worst that could happen? 228 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:26,150 We can now confirm 229 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,790 that a state of emergency has been declared 230 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:31,790 as temperatures are predicted to soar on Christmas Eve. 231 00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:33,270 The Premier of Victoria 232 00:10:33,370 --> 00:10:35,070 addressed the media earlier today. 233 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,626 Now, listen, we understand 234 00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:38,870 that Christmas is a time for family, 235 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:41,550 but we urge all Victorians 236 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:44,550 to place the utmost importance on safety... 237 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:46,070 Here you are! 238 00:10:46,170 --> 00:10:47,630 G'day, love. 239 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,830 What was that about the fires? 240 00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:51,930 Nothing. 241 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:59,630 Mum will kill you if she sees you eating those. 242 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:01,950 - Yeah, I'm down to me last box. - Yeah? 243 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:04,350 But she'll have some more stashed away somewhere. 244 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:06,160 Mm, cupboard above the fridge? 245 00:11:06,260 --> 00:11:08,000 - Already checked. - Interesting. 246 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,100 Mm. 247 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:19,660 - You know Christina's here? - Oh, is she? 248 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,360 Well, I should probably... 249 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:26,380 head in and say g'day to everybody. 250 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:31,160 Wait. I haven't seen that mailbox in years! 251 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:34,680 I was gonna give it a fresh lick of paint before Billy arrived. 252 00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:36,840 I just never got around to it. 253 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:39,000 Nah, it still looks pretty good to me. 254 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,080 - You reckon? - Yeah. 255 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:42,960 Yeah, maybe I should pop it out. 256 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,720 Alex! Brian! 257 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:46,560 Danny's nearly here! 258 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:49,900 Come on! And look happy! 259 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:54,480 Go on. 260 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,580 I'm right behind you. 261 00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:59,820 - Hey, Dad? - Mm? 262 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:05,140 Uh, well, actually, it... it's nothing. 263 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:14,920 while residents in Buchan 264 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:17,640 have already been advised to evacuate... 265 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:20,080 Now, do you need any help setting the table? 266 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:21,280 No, no, no, no. 267 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:23,080 I'll get Danny and Alex to do that. 268 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:25,180 - You've got a little bit... - Oh. 269 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,440 - Wish I'd worn my fancy shirt. - Oh, no, you look great. 270 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,750 - That breeze is nice. - Mmm. 271 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:36,270 Though not great for bushfires. 272 00:12:37,270 --> 00:12:38,930 Any minute now. 273 00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:41,650 So what do you make of this new girlfriend of his? 274 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,750 Between you and me? 275 00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:45,810 I think she might be the one. 276 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:47,890 - The one what? - What? Oh, nothing. 277 00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:49,490 Hello. What do you... Huh? 278 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:51,590 - It's fine, Mum. - Oh. 279 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:54,310 Well, if you must know... 280 00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:57,370 I think that your brother and this new girl 281 00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:58,890 might get hitched. 282 00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:00,490 You've never even met her. 283 00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:02,010 Well, that doesn't matter. 284 00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:04,050 I've got an instinct for these things. 285 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,970 - My little girl. - Oh! 286 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:09,050 Hello, Daddy. 287 00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:11,550 You look wonderful! 288 00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:14,710 Mishan tells me that things are going well in London. 289 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,290 Oh, what have I missed? 290 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:19,170 Oh, it's just that it's looking likely 291 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:21,330 I'll be making partner in the next quarter. 292 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,890 Oh, well, that makes me happier than a pig in shit. 293 00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:25,610 Sorry? 294 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:27,570 It's him. They're here, they're here! 295 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,970 Wait. What's his girlfriend's name again? 296 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,730 Oh, bugger. Oh, I've forgotten. 297 00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:34,410 It's... Oh! It starts with an 'F'. 298 00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:37,290 - Oh, Freya! Freya! - You don't even know her name. 299 00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:39,570 Well, that doesn't matter. You mark my words, Alex. 300 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:41,450 She'll be part of the family in no time. 301 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:43,450 I can feel it in my waters! 302 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,590 It's Fiona. Fiona. 303 00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:48,630 Hello! 304 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,330 Hello! 305 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,810 Welcome! Welcome! 306 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,940 Well, it's all happening now. 307 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,040 Yay! 308 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,300 - Oh, welcome. - Hi. 309 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,660 Come on. Come say hello. Come on, come on. 310 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,980 Hey, sis! 311 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,416 Oh, my God! What happened?! 312 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,620 Oh, go on. 313 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,900 - Oh, my God. - You're an adult man! 314 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,020 Hey, Mish. Good to see you. 315 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,500 Likewise. Merry Christmas. 316 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,340 Yeah, yeah, Merry Christmas. 317 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,720 Give your brother a hug. 318 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,300 Oh, and I am so happy to see you! 319 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,720 You're disgusting! 320 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,900 Ohh! This must be Fiona. 321 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,300 Uh, Fiona? Who's Fiona? 322 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,160 Mum, everyone, this is Felicity. 323 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,200 - Flick? - Alex? 324 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,540 Oh, fuck! 325 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,700 Don't you dare mention this to Danny! 326 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,660 He's going to figure it out, Mum. 327 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,340 Not necessarily. After all, Danny's not very... 328 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,100 Smart? 329 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,180 I was going to say intuitive. 330 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,816 Now, listen, everything's going to be fine 331 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,660 as long as this nice Felicity girl keeps her mouth shut. 332 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,020 She prefers Flick. 333 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,500 Well, her preferences are a little 334 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,380 all over the place, if you ask me. 335 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,380 How long were you two seeing each other for? 336 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,620 I don't know. A little while. 337 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,380 What's that? A week? A month? 338 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,100 Oh-ho! Alex in a relationship for a month? 339 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,900 Oh, I'm sorry, but you do churn through them rather quickly. 340 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,580 OK, rude! 341 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,696 We were together for eight months, thank you very much. 342 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,980 Eight months and you didn't 343 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,500 bring her home to meet your parents? 344 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,380 Oh, gee, I wonder why. 345 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,390 So what happened? 346 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,110 Well... 347 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:28,210 Honestly, I don't know. 348 00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:32,370 We had this meeting thing we had... planned. 349 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,070 Well, it doesn't matter. She didn't show up. 350 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:42,870 - Yes? - Oh, Heather! 351 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:44,470 I am so terribly sorry. 352 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:47,550 And Alex. You're both in the bathroom. 353 00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:50,190 Um, Christina wouldn't happen to be in there too, would she? 354 00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:52,310 - What is it, Mishan? - It's William. 355 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,070 He's holding his breath again and he's up to 76 seconds. 356 00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:57,630 - Oh. - That's actually quite good. 357 00:15:57,730 --> 00:16:01,310 I really have no idea why he's doing this. 358 00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:03,390 What do you mean? He's been doing it for months. 359 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:05,490 - Mishan! - What? 360 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,350 - What? - Not in front of everyone! 361 00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,010 Oh, sorry, darling. 362 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:13,750 That seems healthy. 363 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:16,150 Oh, Alex, stop it. They're jet-lagged. 364 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,030 Why don't you go and get some fresh air? 365 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:19,510 Yeah, gladly. 366 00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:49,720 Oh, my God! Is that you? 367 00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:51,680 And this is where the magic happens. 368 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,780 You're a dag. 369 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,680 Oh, it's nice. 370 00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,760 It's, um... it's very blue. 371 00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:00,940 Yeah, I've been told it's my favourite colour. 372 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:04,840 Ahh. Do you surf? 373 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,240 That's a poster my mum put up 374 00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:08,080 and I felt too bad to take it down. 375 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:09,680 But that one... 376 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,440 that one, that's a relic from a 'Cliffhanger' fanboy phase. 377 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,240 You going somewhere? 378 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,840 So you know my sister? 379 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,600 Oh, not really. 380 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,840 How'd you meet? 381 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,720 I don't know. Maybe football. 382 00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:26,600 Really? I didn't know you played. 383 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,080 Oh, I don't, but I did. 384 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,180 Oh! 385 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,160 So this is where I'll be sleeping? 386 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,720 Yeah, well, if... if you want. 387 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,020 I can always sleep on the couch. 388 00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:30,470 You and me both, buddy. 389 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:17,970 - Are you decent? - Mum! 390 00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:21,730 Oh! Nothing I haven't already seen before. 391 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:25,130 Oh, I'm surprised you're still waxing at your age. 392 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,410 Mum! 393 00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:29,210 Oh, don't mind me, love. 394 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,210 I just thought we might have a bit of a... 395 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:33,490 you know, a bit of a chat before dinner. 396 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,290 Well, what do you want to chat about? 397 00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:37,490 I don't know. Nothing in particular. 398 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:39,530 Ooh, what's this? 399 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,050 Fancy creams. 400 00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:43,100 - Ooh, can I have some? - Mm-hm. 401 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,060 Oh, it's beautiful. 402 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,140 Oh, so silky. 403 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,980 Oh, look, you're missing a nail sticker. 404 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,180 Oh, bugger, you're right. 405 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,260 So... how's Billy? 406 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,040 - He's fine. - Oh, that's good. 407 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,720 And you? How are you? 408 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,880 I'm brilliant. 409 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,460 You know, I've been finding it pretty hard 410 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,660 to get you on the Zoom lately, 411 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,500 and, you know, when I do, I... 412 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,740 I don't know. You just seem a little bit... 413 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,740 I don't know. Distant. 414 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,900 I don't think you appreciate 415 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,980 how full-on my life is in London. 416 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,220 Oh. 417 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,980 I'm an active member of the PTA. 418 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,700 I oversee all of William's extracurricular activities, 419 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,460 of which there are many. 420 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,780 Oh, and did I tell you, 421 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,620 we just had the downstairs bathroom redone. 422 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,220 I supervised the whole thing. 423 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:39,580 Oh! Your life sounds so cosmopolitan. 424 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:43,560 Gosh, I just can't picture it. 425 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,720 It would help if you ever visited. 426 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,640 You know I can't fly. 427 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,140 But you're enjoying yourself? 428 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,240 You're happy? 429 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,640 Mum, you don't have to worry about me. 430 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,050 Well, that's good. 431 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,730 Well, I'll leave you to it. 432 00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,610 It's great that you're here. 433 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,510 And I'd get that mole checked if I were you. 434 00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:25,610 Mum! 435 00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:12,710 Sorry. 436 00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:14,810 Sorry. Knife, please. 437 00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:18,970 - Lex? - Sorry. 438 00:22:21,770 --> 00:22:23,870 Wait. Which way is it again? 439 00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:27,110 - Knives on the right. - Really? You sure? 440 00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:30,350 Yeah, 'cause you're left-handed, which is strange and wrong. 441 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,070 Oh, my God. 442 00:22:32,170 --> 00:22:33,710 You are such a bigot. 443 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,880 - Hateful, hateful, hateful. - I'm a hateful bigot? 444 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,676 - Well, shut your face, leftie! - You bigot! 445 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,880 Alex! 446 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,720 What... It was Danny! 447 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,300 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 448 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:45,340 Why is it always my fault? 449 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,800 So you think Mishan's having a good time? 450 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,720 Oh... no. 451 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:53,800 - No. No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. 452 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,700 And what do you think of Felicity? 453 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:01,000 Well, she's... she's nice. 454 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,240 - Yeah. - Mm. 455 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,040 I don't know. She's not my type. 456 00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:06,620 - Luckily! - Yeah, right? 457 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,900 So... 458 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:19,820 have you told Dad you want to take over the farm yet? 459 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,020 Well, have you told him you don't? 460 00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:29,800 You alright? 461 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:32,000 I've been here all of two seconds, and already... 462 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:33,540 - Shh! - I'm under the microscope. 463 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:36,160 - I am the bad mum. - Did she actually say that? 464 00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:38,360 No, but it's what they're all thinking. I can tell. 465 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,500 - You seen my exfoliant? - What?! 466 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:41,920 It should be in the toiletry bag. 467 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:44,800 - I am dying for a shower. - No, after dinner. 468 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:47,560 Christina, you cannot expect me to dine like this! 469 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,320 And what's all this nonsense about my face? 470 00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:52,820 I don't know. Maybe you went a bit far this time. 471 00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:56,760 What? I just think you look beautiful without all the stuff. 472 00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:59,280 Oh, so you're saying I don't look beautiful now? 473 00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:01,930 Did I say that? I didn't say that. Did I say that? 474 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:06,130 It's not here. 475 00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:08,390 Oh, give it to me. 476 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,570 My eyes are clearly fatigued. 477 00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:15,670 Oh, clearly! 478 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,170 - Whoa! - Oh! 479 00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:22,770 Scusi, Felicity. 480 00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:25,730 I just need to put another layer of jelly on the trifle 481 00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:27,250 or it won't set in time. 482 00:24:27,350 --> 00:24:29,410 - How many layers have you done? - 14! 483 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:31,870 - Wow. - A record. 484 00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:39,030 Which do you prefer? Raspberry or lime? 485 00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:41,610 I kind of like both. 486 00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:43,710 Oh! 487 00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:47,270 Well... I think I'll just do strawberries. 488 00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:52,730 What's she got in here? 489 00:24:52,830 --> 00:24:54,250 And all this bloody 490 00:24:54,350 --> 00:24:55,750 breath-holding thing with William... 491 00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:57,650 I mean, I know it's a cry for attention, 492 00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,970 but how much more attention can he possibly need? 493 00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:02,246 - Just give him time, darling. - That's easy for you to say. 494 00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:03,550 You're not the one being judged. 495 00:25:03,590 --> 00:25:05,370 Well, there's not much I can do about that. 496 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,210 I'm not asking you to do anything about it. 497 00:25:07,310 --> 00:25:08,730 Well, then what, Christina? 498 00:25:08,830 --> 00:25:10,970 What do you want? Do you want us to leave? 499 00:25:11,070 --> 00:25:12,970 Would you like me to get us out of here? 500 00:25:13,070 --> 00:25:14,526 Don't be ridiculous. We just got here! 501 00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:16,570 Well, I don't know, then! 502 00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:18,410 I have absolutely no idea 503 00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:20,290 what it's going to take to make you... 504 00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:22,390 happy. 505 00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:25,770 You know what? 506 00:25:25,870 --> 00:25:28,780 This is dumb. This is a dumb conversation. 507 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,740 - Everything's fine. I'm fine. - No... 508 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,140 - Just... It's all so bloody... - Let me... 509 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,920 Oh, God! 510 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,880 - Oh! - What? It's allsorts? 511 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,420 Mum. 512 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,420 Wow, London. That's cool. 513 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,380 There's the art scene over there, the fashion... 514 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,180 How do you keep the bushfires... 515 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,980 And, I mean, I can't imagine 516 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,780 they're expecting centuries, but this is the Ashes. 517 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,840 You have a fire safety box ready to go... 518 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,160 This must be, what, his 15th test? Maybe more? 519 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,900 Dad? 520 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,700 - Dad? - Sorry. 15 what? 521 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,220 How do you protect a property from a fire? 522 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,340 Well, so long as you've prepared the property, 523 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,980 there's really nothing to worry about. 524 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,460 You just don't plant eucalyptus trees 525 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,420 too close to the house. 526 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,900 Forgive me, what's wrong with eucalyptus trees? 527 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,500 It's the oils. Mm. 528 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,740 If the fire gets too close, they literally explode. 529 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,840 - Mm. - Goodness. 530 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,280 It's red potato. Festive. 531 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,780 Hey. 532 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,820 Have you written your letter to Santa yet? 533 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,820 I emailed him. 534 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,260 OK, well, that's new. 535 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,740 Well, I never get what I want anyway. 536 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,780 All the more reason to go old-school. 537 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,810 You should try out some snail mail. 538 00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:01,710 Billy, would you like some roo poo? 539 00:27:01,810 --> 00:27:03,310 She means peas. 540 00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:04,790 It's fine, it's fine. 541 00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:08,750 Um, he's just not that used to such colourful food. 542 00:27:08,850 --> 00:27:10,430 What about you, love? 543 00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:12,530 You've hardly touched your food. 544 00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:18,110 You know what? I still have an egg sandwich from the plane. 545 00:27:18,210 --> 00:27:20,750 It would be a shame to put it to waste. 546 00:27:22,370 --> 00:27:23,750 - I wouldn't. - Salmonella... 547 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,850 Suit yourself. 548 00:27:26,450 --> 00:27:28,070 - So, Felicity? - Yes. 549 00:27:28,170 --> 00:27:29,590 Danny tells me that you're thinking 550 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,270 of buying property up in Thorpdale. 551 00:27:31,370 --> 00:27:34,350 - Really? - Oh, um, it's nothing. 552 00:27:34,450 --> 00:27:36,950 Are you kidding me? It's a beautiful plot of land. 553 00:27:37,050 --> 00:27:40,110 Flick's thinking of starting her own egg business. 554 00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:41,750 It's free-range, organic. 555 00:27:41,850 --> 00:27:43,850 Alex, you were gonna do that. What happened? 556 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,230 Dodgy business partner. 557 00:27:49,090 --> 00:27:52,390 So, Dad, how are things at the bowls club? 558 00:27:52,490 --> 00:27:54,190 You teaming up with Gary again? 559 00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:57,350 No, um... Well, Gary's moved on. 560 00:27:57,450 --> 00:27:59,590 At least someone around here's got the right idea. 561 00:27:59,690 --> 00:28:01,670 Where's he gone? Bayside? 562 00:28:01,770 --> 00:28:05,110 So, Flick, what do you like to do in your spare time, 563 00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:07,070 apart from chasing chicks? 564 00:28:07,170 --> 00:28:11,150 Um, uh, what type of law do you practise, Mishan? 565 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:12,750 - Immigration law. - Oh. 566 00:28:12,850 --> 00:28:16,470 My parents started the firm and I'm continuing their legacy. 567 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:18,150 Just like our Danny. 568 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,630 Yes, he's gonna take over the farm 569 00:28:19,730 --> 00:28:22,820 when we retire, any minute now. 570 00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:27,280 - Hey, Flick? - Yes? 571 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:29,520 How long have you been seeing my brother? 572 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,520 - Ow! - Alex, that's personal. 573 00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:34,640 No, it's not. We're all family here. 574 00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:36,520 It's only been a couple of weeks, right? 575 00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:39,960 And you're already meeting the parents? 576 00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,680 Wow. That's big. 577 00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:44,160 Oh, well, Danny thought it would be a good idea 578 00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:45,840 given that everyone would be together. 579 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:47,800 Yeah, and I already met her lot. 580 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,900 What? 581 00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:52,040 Oh, we had a barbecue. 582 00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:55,200 Um, speaking of, we gotta sort the barbecue for... 583 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,720 Wait. So you've been to Flick's place? 584 00:28:57,820 --> 00:29:00,520 To... to your parents' house? 585 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:03,160 Yeah, last week. Met 'em all. 586 00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:05,260 - They were great. - Hm. 587 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:08,220 Um... 588 00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:10,660 Excuse me. 589 00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:15,800 Well, I might just clear the table. 590 00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:17,960 - Oh, I can help. - Oh, no, no, no! No. 591 00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:20,500 You sit. You're the guest. 592 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,240 Right, anyone like some more wine? 593 00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:27,240 Oh, yes, please. 594 00:29:27,340 --> 00:29:29,340 - Yeah. - Yes. 595 00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:41,760 Oh, sweetheart. 596 00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:43,940 Ohh! 597 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:46,650 Oh, darling. 598 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:48,330 I am stuffed! 599 00:29:48,430 --> 00:29:50,650 And these really are the most delightful crackers. 600 00:29:50,750 --> 00:29:53,650 Mum does them herself to make a bigger bang. 601 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,130 We used to love them as kids. 602 00:29:55,230 --> 00:29:57,370 Oh, how does she make the bang bigger? 603 00:29:57,470 --> 00:30:00,330 Mum just adds more strips into that little thingamajiggy. 604 00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:02,170 Yeah, I think she put about 10 in those. 605 00:30:02,270 --> 00:30:03,970 She did what? Mishan, no! 606 00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:08,206 Oh, darling, are you alright? 607 00:30:08,230 --> 00:30:11,870 Um, Christina... to the room, please. 608 00:30:13,510 --> 00:30:16,030 Christina, to the room. 609 00:30:17,070 --> 00:30:18,530 Hm, back in a tick. 610 00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:20,170 That was you! 611 00:30:20,270 --> 00:30:21,710 You killed him! 612 00:30:21,790 --> 00:30:23,210 I didn't kill him! 613 00:30:23,310 --> 00:30:26,450 70, 71, 72, 614 00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:29,290 73, 74... 615 00:30:29,390 --> 00:30:32,570 - Keep going. 75... - Alex, really? 616 00:30:32,670 --> 00:30:36,010 What? 78, 79... 617 00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:38,330 - That's enough. - Alright. 618 00:30:38,430 --> 00:30:40,286 - Champagne? - I'm good, honestly. 619 00:30:40,310 --> 00:30:41,766 Sure I can't get you anything else? 620 00:30:41,790 --> 00:30:42,926 Stop! 621 00:30:42,950 --> 00:30:44,690 Ta-da! 622 00:30:44,790 --> 00:30:46,650 Oh-ho-ho! 623 00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:48,810 14 layers! 624 00:30:48,910 --> 00:30:50,570 - Mum, say a few words. - Yeah, Mum. 625 00:30:50,670 --> 00:30:52,166 - Oh, no. - Speech, speech, speech! 626 00:30:52,190 --> 00:30:54,530 - Speech, speech! - OK, OK! 627 00:30:54,630 --> 00:30:57,250 Oh, well, I haven't prepared anything... 628 00:30:57,350 --> 00:31:00,250 but I do have some notes. 629 00:31:00,350 --> 00:31:03,490 I mean, it's not professional, although I did get it laminated. 630 00:31:03,590 --> 00:31:05,770 One of those fangle-dangle new machines. 631 00:31:05,870 --> 00:31:08,350 - Ooh! - So, um... 632 00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:12,650 Ding, ding, ding! 633 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,060 I've been looking forward to having you all home here 634 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,020 under the same roof for quite some time. 635 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,860 After all, it's... 636 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,560 It hasn't been the easiest year, has it, darling? 637 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,680 Anyway, enough of that. 638 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,140 Christina and Mishan, 639 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,020 oh, I can't even begin to tell you 640 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,940 how happy I am to have you home. 641 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,620 Oh, it took a lot of phone calls 642 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,700 and a lot of getting on the Zoom at all hours. 643 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,620 I never really got my head around the, uh... 644 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,060 the time difference, did I? 645 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,380 No, you did not. 646 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,580 No, I didn't. 647 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,680 And my little Billy. 648 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,540 Oh, my goodness, I've waited a long time 649 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,220 to celebrate Christmas with you. 650 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,340 We've got a lot of catching up to do, young man. 651 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,420 And, Danny... 652 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,340 your father and I are so proud 653 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,380 of the young man that you've grown up to be 654 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,820 and we can't wait to see 655 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,700 what you're gonna do with this old place. 656 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,180 And, Felicity. 657 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,720 You are very, very welcome. 658 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,760 And Alex... 659 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,180 Oh, you've got food on your shirt. 660 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,180 Oh, Mum! 661 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,300 Mum, that's mean! 662 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,460 No. No. 663 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,020 I wrote down, 664 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,260 "You never fail to surprise us 665 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,840 "and you have the hugest heart." 666 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,350 But for now, we're all here 667 00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:41,390 and we're all home 668 00:32:41,490 --> 00:32:44,630 and home is where the heart is. 669 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,430 Isn't that what I always say, Brian? 670 00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:50,150 Hm? Indeed it is, love. Yes. Sorry. 671 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:54,710 So I invite you all to raise your glasses 672 00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:58,430 and make a toast to the Jones family Christmas. 673 00:32:58,530 --> 00:33:00,430 - Cheers. - Cheers. 674 00:33:00,530 --> 00:33:02,350 Oh, sh... 675 00:33:02,450 --> 00:33:04,450 Sorry, Mum. 676 00:33:06,850 --> 00:33:09,430 Oh, Alex, phones on silent! 677 00:33:11,130 --> 00:33:13,130 Oh, for goodness sake! 678 00:33:13,610 --> 00:33:16,270 - Shit, Mum, I gotta go. - Well, don't be silly! 679 00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:17,866 Wait. Another fire's started near Dargo. 680 00:33:17,890 --> 00:33:19,030 Hello? 681 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:20,546 But that's just down the road. 682 00:33:20,570 --> 00:33:22,386 Tell them you're busy. They can call someone else. 683 00:33:22,410 --> 00:33:25,110 - Not tonight, they can't. - Danny, you're a volunteer. 684 00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:26,790 They... they can't make you go in. 685 00:33:26,890 --> 00:33:29,110 Brian, Brian, tell him that they can't make him go in. 686 00:33:29,210 --> 00:33:30,630 - Brian! - Yep, I understand. 687 00:33:30,730 --> 00:33:31,830 Thanks for the call. 688 00:33:31,930 --> 00:33:33,870 Heather, sweetheart, we have to go. 689 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,590 They're evacuating the whole area. 690 00:33:35,690 --> 00:33:36,690 Oh, Brian, no! 691 00:33:36,770 --> 00:33:38,590 Mum, I really think we should go. 692 00:33:38,690 --> 00:33:40,130 Alex, no! Just sit. 693 00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:43,390 Everyone, just sit. Sit! Sit! 694 00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:45,490 Just sit! 695 00:33:50,730 --> 00:33:52,630 Oh! 696 00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:54,670 This is the first time I've had the whole family 697 00:33:54,770 --> 00:33:56,390 together in donkey's years. 698 00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:58,510 I have waited too long for this. 699 00:33:58,610 --> 00:34:00,990 No-one is going anywhere! 700 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,300 Mum? 701 00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:34,100 Sorry. 702 00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:43,160 Right. Everyone, get your stuff now. 703 00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:45,400 - Come on. - Danny... 704 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,836 - Oh, I'm sorry... - Danny? 705 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:48,676 - Just grab your bag. - I'll open the gates. 706 00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:50,876 - Make sure the cows can move. - Change my shirt... 707 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:52,956 - Quick thinking. - Dad, is this really happening? 708 00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:54,360 It's happening. Get your bags. 709 00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,040 I don't feel so good. 710 00:34:56,140 --> 00:34:57,460 Passports, Mishan, where are they? 711 00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:59,156 - What's going on? - I thought you had them. 712 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,680 - Do I have time for a shower? - No! 713 00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:02,320 I need you out in 10 minutes! 714 00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:04,500 - I was just asking. - Shit, Mishan! You had one job! 715 00:35:04,540 --> 00:35:06,680 I didn't pack the bags. You did! 716 00:36:06,150 --> 00:36:08,150 Billy? 717 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:14,950 Hey, darling, what are you doing in here? 718 00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:17,610 You all packed and ready to go? 719 00:36:17,710 --> 00:36:19,710 I'm not coming. 720 00:36:20,510 --> 00:36:22,090 Oh, dear. 721 00:36:22,190 --> 00:36:25,290 Well, we can't go on an adventure without you. 722 00:36:25,390 --> 00:36:27,010 Nobody wants me. 723 00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:29,010 Oh, now, that's not true. 724 00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:33,190 Everybody wants you. 725 00:36:34,470 --> 00:36:37,590 - Your mum and dad want... - They're always fighting. 726 00:36:38,590 --> 00:36:40,050 Right. 727 00:36:40,150 --> 00:36:41,530 Well, your Aunty Alex, she's... 728 00:36:41,630 --> 00:36:43,890 Mum says Aunty Alex doesn't like boys. 729 00:36:43,990 --> 00:36:45,990 Not really. 730 00:36:47,150 --> 00:36:49,710 Well, it means a lot to me that you're here. 731 00:36:50,830 --> 00:36:53,250 But why didn't you ever come visit? 732 00:36:53,350 --> 00:36:54,850 I only ever see other nanny 733 00:36:54,950 --> 00:36:57,570 and... and she says I'm maladjusted. 734 00:36:57,670 --> 00:37:02,760 Well, we're all a bit maladjusted. Hmph! 735 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,440 I'm sorry. 736 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,960 I'm really sorry I haven't been over to see you. 737 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:16,000 It's just the idea of getting on a plane kind of... 738 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,280 Well, it's kind of scary for me. 739 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,440 Tell you what. 740 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,420 If you come with me tonight, 741 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,060 then I promise... 742 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,620 that I will come and visit you in London. 743 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,400 Pinky promise. 744 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,260 Yeah? 745 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,580 And will you help me write a letter to Santa? 746 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,620 Oh, you bet! 747 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,020 - Danny? Danny? - Come on. 748 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,340 - Danny! - Oh, shh, shh, shh. 749 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,056 Can't you drop me off along the way 750 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,240 before you go to the station? 751 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,380 There's no time. 752 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,220 Besides, there's nowhere safe to leave you. 753 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,600 I don't really feel comfortable. 754 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,740 OK, listen. I'm really sorry about it. 755 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,980 Maybe when I come back tonight we can... have a bit of a chat. 756 00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,976 There's something I really need to talk to you about. 757 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Oh, OK. 758 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,860 'Bye, Mum! I'm off! 759 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,020 - 'Bye! - Huh? 760 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,340 Um, see you soon and, um, 761 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,340 text your dad every half-hour. 762 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,160 OK. See you later, little buddy. 763 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,220 Excuse me, Heather? 764 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,100 Yes, Mishan... Oh, my goodness. You're all very sweaty. 765 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,580 Oh, probably just the heat. 766 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,140 I was wondering what the hotel situation 767 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:25,630 is like where we're going. 768 00:38:25,730 --> 00:38:27,830 Oh, no. We won't be staying. 769 00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:30,510 - This is just a precaution! - You're quite sure? 770 00:38:30,610 --> 00:38:32,030 Because I was just reading the news 771 00:38:32,130 --> 00:38:33,506 and the authorities seemed to think... 772 00:38:33,530 --> 00:38:35,530 Mum! 773 00:38:36,730 --> 00:38:38,150 I need a word with you. 774 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:40,390 - Well, not now, Alex. - Yes, now! 775 00:38:40,490 --> 00:38:43,790 At the meeting spot. Please? 776 00:38:43,890 --> 00:38:45,710 If we must. 777 00:38:45,810 --> 00:38:47,790 Oh, Heather, please... 778 00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:49,890 Heather? 779 00:38:53,850 --> 00:38:54,910 Oh... 780 00:39:00,650 --> 00:39:01,990 She can't come with us. 781 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,870 Oh, well, that's not very Christmassy. 782 00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:07,390 I mean, what would Santa do? 783 00:39:07,490 --> 00:39:10,030 If his ex-girlfriend was sleeping with his brother? 784 00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:11,750 Oh, Alex! Listen. 785 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:14,470 I know this situation is far from ideal, 786 00:39:14,570 --> 00:39:16,350 but your brother is very happy. 787 00:39:16,450 --> 00:39:17,670 I mean, I heard him say 788 00:39:17,770 --> 00:39:19,650 they're gonna have the 'talk' when he gets back. 789 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,190 The talk? What talk? 790 00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:22,910 What other talk is there? The talk. 791 00:39:23,010 --> 00:39:24,710 Oh, listen, darling. 792 00:39:24,810 --> 00:39:26,870 Felicity's a grown woman. 793 00:39:26,970 --> 00:39:28,470 She's clearly made her choice 794 00:39:28,570 --> 00:39:31,990 and as painful as that is, 795 00:39:32,090 --> 00:39:33,590 her choice is Danny. 796 00:39:33,690 --> 00:39:35,430 Mum, why do you always take Danny's side? 797 00:39:35,530 --> 00:39:37,870 Alexandra Jane, listen to me! Listen, listen. 798 00:39:37,970 --> 00:39:40,350 Just promise me you won't cause any trouble. 799 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:43,550 Is anyone in there? 800 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:45,550 Uh, yeah, I am. 801 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:48,830 Well, and Mum... and Billy. 802 00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:50,470 What is it with you lot? 803 00:39:50,570 --> 00:39:52,040 It's the only room that locks. 804 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,920 I, um, need to use the bathroom. 805 00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:55,780 Well, can you give us a second, please? 806 00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:57,800 No, I really can't. 807 00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,880 Um, can you let me in, please? 808 00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:02,760 Hm. 809 00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:05,460 I knew that sandwich was dodgy. 810 00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:13,840 OK, everybody, the cars are loaded. We're ready to go. 811 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:15,480 - Heather. - Hmm? 812 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:17,000 - What is that? - Oh! 813 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:19,560 I just thought it'd add a bit of twinkle to the trailer. 814 00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:21,680 Essentials only. 815 00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:23,480 Oh, alright, Mr Grumpy Bum. 816 00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:25,520 There's room enough for five in my car, 817 00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:28,120 so, Christina, Heather, Felicity, you're with me. 818 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:30,700 - I want to go with Nan. - Great. Billy you get the fifth spot. 819 00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:33,320 Mishan, you're in the ute with Alex. 820 00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:35,380 Now, I've been on the phone to Col from Traralgon. 821 00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:36,700 Apparently, the roads are closed, 822 00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:39,120 so we're gonna head north to Timbala. 823 00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:43,600 Sorry, just out of curiosity, is Timbala a big town? 824 00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:45,840 No. 825 00:40:45,940 --> 00:40:47,280 So why are we going? 826 00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:50,280 Because Timbala has a dam in the middle of it. 827 00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:51,440 And? 828 00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,760 And if we need to, we can get in. 829 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:55,860 Oh. 830 00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:58,240 God, I hate this country. 831 00:40:58,340 --> 00:41:03,160 So let's stick together and we go slow, alright? 832 00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:05,240 - And, Heather? - Yes, dear. 833 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:06,560 Put it down. 834 00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:08,000 Oh, boo! 835 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:10,600 OK, let's move. Come on. 836 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,700 Alright, up you get. 837 00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:16,680 I need to find a quick route. 838 00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:18,980 You want me to find you a "quick root"? 839 00:41:20,030 --> 00:41:21,686 I found these results for a "quick root"... 840 00:41:21,710 --> 00:41:22,890 What's going on? 841 00:41:22,990 --> 00:41:24,406 - Just hop in. - Healing Touch Timbala. 842 00:41:24,430 --> 00:41:25,806 - Heather? - Dargo Divinity Massage. 843 00:41:25,830 --> 00:41:27,486 - You got the keys? - I've got the keys. 844 00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:28,806 Mummy, where are we going? 845 00:41:28,830 --> 00:41:30,286 - What? - My bags. You got them? 846 00:41:30,310 --> 00:41:32,070 I don't know! Just get in the car! 847 00:41:32,150 --> 00:41:33,686 - Leave the lights on! - Crystal Palace... 848 00:41:33,710 --> 00:41:34,850 We'll be back in a minute! 849 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:38,330 No! I said I need a quick route! 850 00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:40,890 R-O-U-T-E! 851 00:41:40,990 --> 00:41:42,490 Not... 852 00:41:42,590 --> 00:41:44,050 - Oh, shit! - Dad! 853 00:41:44,150 --> 00:41:45,690 - What was that? - Santa's mailbox. 854 00:41:45,790 --> 00:41:47,490 - Never mind. - No, stop! 855 00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:49,370 - Put it in! - Heather? 856 00:41:49,470 --> 00:41:52,410 Brian, put Santa's shittin' mailbox in the bloody car. 857 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,190 We haven't got time for... Ugh! 858 00:41:58,390 --> 00:42:00,390 Thank you. 859 00:42:24,670 --> 00:42:26,670 Sami, Rahmi. 860 00:42:27,310 --> 00:42:30,090 - Have you heard the update? - Yeah, we have to get out. 861 00:42:30,190 --> 00:42:32,130 Yes, but all the roads to Melbourne are closed, 862 00:42:32,230 --> 00:42:34,450 so we're heading for the old community hall in Timbala. 863 00:42:34,550 --> 00:42:36,450 Just for a short while, not for long. 864 00:42:36,550 --> 00:42:38,250 Is there going to be many people there? 865 00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:39,530 Couldn't say. 866 00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:41,470 Is this compulsory, as in, we have to go? 867 00:42:41,510 --> 00:42:43,820 - No, it's not compulsory. - Who is that? 868 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,060 Oh, I think that's the neighbours. 869 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,500 How are you, poppet? 870 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,540 You and Mr Bunny alright? 871 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,060 Dad, I don't want to go! 872 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,420 You stick with us, you'll be alright, OK? 873 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,860 - I need to go to the toilet. - OK, OK. He's going back. 874 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,960 Oh, God. 875 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,480 More residents have been asked to evacuate 876 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,380 as bushfires continue to worsen. 877 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,140 Extreme winds are causing fires 878 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,620 to spread further than expected, 879 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,900 contributing to what some experts are calling 880 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,100 a catastrophic weather scenario. 881 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,580 Joining me on the line 882 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,460 is Dee Flanagan from Turners Creek. 883 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,380 Dee, you've been asked to evacuate your home. 884 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,520 Is that correct? 885 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,420 Why do you need two torches? 886 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,580 I'm not getting 'Wolf Creek'd. 887 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,620 Seriously! 888 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:52,260 We're nearly there. They'll have a toilet. 889 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,300 Oh, this can't wait, I'm afraid. 890 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,860 Well, be careful in the grass! 891 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,340 Why? What's in the grass? 892 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,140 Alex, what's in the grass? 893 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,440 This is brown snake territory. 894 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,620 - Are they bad? - They're not great. 895 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,870 Oh, God! Ugh! 896 00:44:13,930 --> 00:44:15,930 Oh! 897 00:44:16,810 --> 00:44:18,950 Looks like everyone's settling in for the night. 898 00:44:19,050 --> 00:44:21,510 I guess one night won't hurt. 899 00:44:21,610 --> 00:44:23,610 But we'll be back on the road first thing tomorrow. 900 00:44:23,650 --> 00:44:25,070 - Heather! - Oh! Hey! 901 00:44:25,170 --> 00:44:26,390 I brought the good shit! 902 00:44:26,490 --> 00:44:27,910 The other book club girls here? 903 00:44:28,010 --> 00:44:30,270 Girls are inside. Shall we crack in? 904 00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:32,110 Trivia in 15 minutes. 905 00:44:32,210 --> 00:44:34,230 Hey, trivia, 15 minutes. 906 00:44:34,330 --> 00:44:35,910 Oh, can I read the questions? 907 00:44:36,010 --> 00:44:38,490 Of course you can, love. 908 00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:41,550 - Oh, is that Pam? - Who? 909 00:44:41,650 --> 00:44:43,710 Pam Clarke, Gary's wife. 910 00:44:43,810 --> 00:44:45,850 Haven't seen her in years. Pam! 911 00:44:48,330 --> 00:44:50,110 Oh, that was weird. 912 00:44:50,210 --> 00:44:51,950 Maybe she didn't see you, darling. 913 00:44:52,050 --> 00:44:54,750 - Hm. - Oh, good evening, officers. 914 00:44:54,850 --> 00:44:56,710 Evening, Mrs Jones. 915 00:44:56,810 --> 00:44:59,870 Oh, you remember my eldest, Christina? 916 00:44:59,970 --> 00:45:02,270 You were in the same year as my sister. 917 00:45:02,370 --> 00:45:04,370 Oh, you look... 918 00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:06,310 fresh. 919 00:45:06,410 --> 00:45:08,310 Oh, fuck's sake! 920 00:45:08,410 --> 00:45:09,790 So how are things going? OK? 921 00:45:09,890 --> 00:45:12,310 Not too bad given the circumstances. 922 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,310 We've just got to check on a few more properties 923 00:45:14,410 --> 00:45:15,910 and make sure everybody got out. 924 00:45:16,010 --> 00:45:17,590 Where on earth are Alex and Sami? 925 00:45:17,690 --> 00:45:19,310 I mean, they were right behind us. 926 00:45:19,410 --> 00:45:20,730 - I don't know. - Sami? 927 00:45:20,810 --> 00:45:23,310 Sami Kashmiri. He's our neighbour. 928 00:45:23,410 --> 00:45:25,510 - An Indian bloke? - Yeah. 929 00:45:25,610 --> 00:45:27,750 - And he's coming here? - Yeah. 930 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:29,670 Yeah, good. 931 00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:31,350 - No, it's not good. - It's great. 932 00:45:31,450 --> 00:45:33,230 - Mrs Jones. - Night! 933 00:45:33,330 --> 00:45:35,590 Goodnight. Don't point at me. 934 00:45:35,690 --> 00:45:37,480 I have to get William to bed. 935 00:45:37,580 --> 00:45:39,740 Yeah. Listen. I've just got to get something. 936 00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:00,680 Hey, mate, you should keep going. 937 00:46:00,780 --> 00:46:02,240 It's fine. We are fine here. 938 00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:04,720 Dad, I'm hungry! 939 00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:06,476 Mate, seriously, there's heaps more room over there. 940 00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:08,500 No, I... No! 941 00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:17,880 Sami? What? 942 00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:20,480 - We can't be seen. - What's going on? 943 00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:23,480 There was an issue with my visa application. 944 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:26,360 Literally, a single document was rejected. 945 00:46:26,460 --> 00:46:29,040 So I found a lawyer. He was a con man. 946 00:46:30,820 --> 00:46:32,080 No appeal was filed. 947 00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:34,600 The immigration department wasn't even contacted. 948 00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,120 And now it's... 949 00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:37,600 it's too late. 950 00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:40,480 No, but you... you have a house, you have a job. 951 00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:42,680 Rahmi goes to school. It... 952 00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:44,780 Wait. Mishan can help you. 953 00:46:45,780 --> 00:46:47,240 Uh, I don't know about that. 954 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:49,560 This is what you do, isn't it? 955 00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:52,320 But I'm not registered to practise here, so... 956 00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:54,880 OK, sure, but you must know people. 957 00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,660 Maybe, but it's complicated. 958 00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:01,720 Thanks. We'll figure it out ourselves. 959 00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:03,970 Yeah. Sorry. 960 00:47:04,070 --> 00:47:05,730 Rahmi, come on. Let's get you some dinner. 961 00:47:05,830 --> 00:47:07,830 'Bye. 962 00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:13,370 Huh, seriously? 963 00:47:13,470 --> 00:47:15,470 What? 964 00:47:17,590 --> 00:47:19,590 What?! 965 00:47:20,870 --> 00:47:22,870 It is complicated. 966 00:47:54,030 --> 00:47:56,090 I don't understand why you won't help him. 967 00:47:56,190 --> 00:47:58,290 Those are not the sorts of people we help. 968 00:47:58,390 --> 00:48:01,930 I secure visas very quickly for people with lots of money. 969 00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:04,210 So what? We just leave them to the authorities? 970 00:48:04,310 --> 00:48:05,930 Laws are laws, Alex. 971 00:48:06,030 --> 00:48:07,730 There's not much I can do about that. 972 00:48:07,830 --> 00:48:11,390 Oh, great. Yeah, well, there's your loo. 973 00:48:15,270 --> 00:48:17,390 Oh, thank God! 974 00:48:19,550 --> 00:48:21,550 Eugh. 975 00:48:24,990 --> 00:48:26,090 Whoa! 976 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,180 OK. 977 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,900 No spiders. 978 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,600 Arggh! 979 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:51,180 "In 'Lady... Cat-ter-ley...'" 980 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,280 Chatterley's. 981 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,360 Chatterley. 982 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,420 "In 'Lady Chatterley's Lover', 983 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,380 "where was Connie the first time 984 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,240 "she saw Oliver Mellors completely in the..." 985 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,380 Bzzz! In the hut in the forest. 986 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,380 Oh, correct. 987 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,260 Another point for the Scarlet Wenches. 988 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,840 - What? - OK, extra points... 989 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,300 if you can accurately guess the length. 990 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,540 The length of what? 991 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,580 Sausage roll. 992 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,660 You dirty birds! 993 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,420 Sorry, darlin'. Keep going. 994 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,180 "In 'Fifty Shades of Grey', what special gift 995 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,656 "does Christian give Ana on her birthday?" 996 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:25,700 William! 997 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,940 - Oh. - Butt plug? 998 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,220 Butt plug? 999 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,320 Bzzz! 1000 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,000 A butt plug. 1001 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,420 Hey, have you seen Dad? 1002 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,220 I think he's off with Gary somewhere. 1003 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,380 - Gary's here? - Must be. 1004 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,580 I saw Pam before. 1005 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,690 Hm. 1006 00:49:58,370 --> 00:49:59,750 Where are we all sleeping tonight? 1007 00:49:59,850 --> 00:50:02,870 Ah. Uh, Mum and Dad are kipping in the 4x4. 1008 00:50:02,970 --> 00:50:03,870 Uh-huh. 1009 00:50:03,970 --> 00:50:04,970 Mish and William 1010 00:50:05,050 --> 00:50:07,270 are on the blow-up mattress inside. 1011 00:50:07,370 --> 00:50:10,670 And I'm sorry, but it looks like Flick's in the ute with you. 1012 00:50:10,770 --> 00:50:13,070 - Chris, seriously? - Oh, come on, Alex. 1013 00:50:13,170 --> 00:50:15,110 She doesn't know anyone else here. 1014 00:50:18,090 --> 00:50:19,830 Fine. Fine! Fine. 1015 00:50:19,930 --> 00:50:22,710 Oh, there's my girls. 1016 00:50:22,810 --> 00:50:25,830 Oh, you're having a cuppa. Hey, shuffle up. 1017 00:50:25,930 --> 00:50:27,990 Oh, goodie. 1018 00:50:28,090 --> 00:50:30,090 Oh, thanks, love. 1019 00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:36,110 - So, how's Mishan? - Awful. 1020 00:50:36,210 --> 00:50:37,710 Oo-ah. 1021 00:50:37,810 --> 00:50:39,350 I forgot the toilet paper. 1022 00:50:39,450 --> 00:50:40,350 - Oh! - Mum! 1023 00:50:40,450 --> 00:50:41,830 Oh, I did. Oh, no. 1024 00:50:41,930 --> 00:50:43,110 Oh! 1025 00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:44,230 Oh! 1026 00:50:44,330 --> 00:50:46,150 - Oh. - Where's William? 1027 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,190 He's still entertaining all the ladies. 1028 00:50:48,290 --> 00:50:50,470 - Oh, they love him. - I should go check on him. 1029 00:50:50,570 --> 00:50:51,830 No, don't you dare. No. 1030 00:50:51,930 --> 00:50:53,930 You leave him. He's having a ball. 1031 00:50:54,850 --> 00:50:57,870 Mm, here. He asked me to give you this. 1032 00:50:57,970 --> 00:51:00,270 Oh, he took my advice. Cute. 1033 00:51:00,370 --> 00:51:01,950 OK, what does he want? 1034 00:51:02,050 --> 00:51:04,430 Knowing my son, it's probably something modest, 1035 00:51:04,530 --> 00:51:06,430 down to earth, simple. 1036 00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:07,710 Like a yacht. 1037 00:51:11,530 --> 00:51:13,530 So what is it? 1038 00:51:17,370 --> 00:51:19,370 Chris! 1039 00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:25,100 You know what? I'm exhausted. Goodnight. 1040 00:51:31,180 --> 00:51:33,180 Well. 1041 00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:35,600 Maybe I could whip something up. 1042 00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:37,320 Where? 1043 00:51:37,420 --> 00:51:38,600 I don't know. 1044 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:40,360 Get some bark off a tree. 1045 00:51:40,460 --> 00:51:43,000 - Paint it. - Oh, yeah, kids love bark. 1046 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,100 Mm. 1047 00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:57,640 Thanks for letting me crash here. 1048 00:51:57,740 --> 00:51:59,600 It's fine. 1049 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,160 But I'd appreciate it if we could get some sleep. 1050 00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:03,400 I'm pretty tired. 1051 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:05,760 OK, sure. 1052 00:52:05,860 --> 00:52:07,860 No problems. 1053 00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:15,720 I didn't know, Alex. 1054 00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:17,200 I guess we're not sleeping. 1055 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,300 No, really, I didn't. 1056 00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:20,120 And you expect me to believe that? 1057 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,440 What, I'm supposed to assume 1058 00:52:21,540 --> 00:52:23,800 that everyone with the last name Jones is related? 1059 00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:26,540 It's like Smith or White. You guys are everywhere. 1060 00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:29,840 Besides, you told me your family lived in Sale. 1061 00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:31,840 No, I said they lived near Sale. 1062 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:34,160 And you never told me your brother was a firefighter. 1063 00:52:34,260 --> 00:52:36,000 He's a volunteer! Why would I bring that up? 1064 00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:37,000 And... 1065 00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:38,360 And not that it matters, 1066 00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:40,800 but you would have known exactly who my family were 1067 00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:42,480 if you'd accepted any invitations 1068 00:52:42,580 --> 00:52:43,760 to come and meet them. 1069 00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:45,960 But I guess I wasn't worth the effort. 1070 00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:48,310 - I'm sorry you think that. - Well, I do. 1071 00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:54,470 So, have you guys... 1072 00:52:56,550 --> 00:52:58,130 You know. 1073 00:52:58,230 --> 00:53:00,230 What? 1074 00:53:03,070 --> 00:53:04,250 You know. 1075 00:53:04,350 --> 00:53:06,770 - Have we slept together? - Ew, yuck! 1076 00:53:06,870 --> 00:53:09,330 I don't want to think about you two... 1077 00:53:09,430 --> 00:53:10,730 doing it. 1078 00:53:10,830 --> 00:53:12,370 - You asked! - No, I didn't. 1079 00:53:12,470 --> 00:53:13,570 Yes, you did! 1080 00:53:13,670 --> 00:53:15,210 And not that it's any of your business, 1081 00:53:15,310 --> 00:53:17,930 but we haven't, OK? 1082 00:53:18,030 --> 00:53:20,690 Well, not that it matters, but all you had to do was call. 1083 00:53:20,790 --> 00:53:22,610 "Oh, hey, Alex, so sorry, 1084 00:53:22,710 --> 00:53:24,510 "but I've been leading you on for eight months 1085 00:53:24,590 --> 00:53:26,090 "and I don't love you at all, 1086 00:53:26,190 --> 00:53:28,770 "but here I am being a grown-up and telling you the truth. 1087 00:53:28,870 --> 00:53:30,870 "OK, uh-bye-bye." 1088 00:53:31,230 --> 00:53:33,010 Yeah, it's so easy for you, isn't it? 1089 00:53:33,110 --> 00:53:35,330 With your perfect life and your perfect little family. 1090 00:53:35,430 --> 00:53:36,650 Are you blind? 1091 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,770 They're about as far from perfect as you can get. 1092 00:53:38,870 --> 00:53:41,770 Are you serious? Your family clearly adore you. 1093 00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:43,850 Christina's really interesting, William's cute 1094 00:53:43,950 --> 00:53:45,330 and I even like Mishan. 1095 00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:46,650 Oh, yeah, sure. 1096 00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:48,850 No, really. He's smart, he's funny... 1097 00:53:48,950 --> 00:53:50,970 Oh, it's happening again! 1098 00:53:52,310 --> 00:53:54,910 - Egg sandwich. - Oh. 1099 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:02,390 The money I'm using to buy the property... 1100 00:54:03,590 --> 00:54:05,590 it's my parents'. 1101 00:54:06,870 --> 00:54:08,010 And? 1102 00:54:08,110 --> 00:54:10,830 They just wouldn't be alright with... 1103 00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:14,560 With me. 1104 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,700 So all those times I asked if I could come and meet them 1105 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,800 and you said they were busy... 1106 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,260 I'm sorry. 1107 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,420 You don't get it. They cut people out. 1108 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:30,980 I've seen them do it. 1109 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:34,580 My uncle, one day when I was about 11, 1110 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,360 he sat the whole family down to tell us he was in love. 1111 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,580 With Trent. 1112 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,940 And that was it. There was no yelling or anything. 1113 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:45,420 We just never saw him again. 1114 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,580 Except for this one time at the supermarket, 1115 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,380 and my mum just walked past him like he was invisible. 1116 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,280 I don't know if I can deal with that, Alex. 1117 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:58,120 And I do like men too, it's not a lie. 1118 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,420 So... 1119 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,940 I just thought why not be with someone 1120 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,040 my parents actually approve of? 1121 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,560 Someone like... 1122 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,080 Like Danny. 1123 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,560 We should stop talking about this. 1124 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,820 Actually, we should stop talking. 1125 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,180 Like, altogether. 1126 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,500 - Alex. - For good. 1127 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,780 No, it's OK, really. 1128 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,890 It's OK. 1129 00:55:42,650 --> 00:55:45,930 Let's just... get some sleep. 1130 00:56:58,330 --> 00:57:00,270 ..holds concerns for those trapped, 1131 00:57:00,370 --> 00:57:03,190 with supplies and fuel and food running low. 1132 00:57:03,290 --> 00:57:05,870 Meanwhile, authorities are still searching for a tanker 1133 00:57:05,970 --> 00:57:07,680 that went missing near Dargo, 1134 00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:10,120 350km east of Melbourne, 1135 00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:13,120 with fire service volunteers believed to be onboard 1136 00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:14,800 and still unaccounted for. 1137 00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:17,240 Local authorities continue canvassing the area... 1138 00:57:17,340 --> 00:57:19,800 ♪ Son of God... ♪ 1139 00:57:22,820 --> 00:57:28,160 ♪ Love's pure light 1140 00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:32,680 ♪ Glories stream 1141 00:57:32,780 --> 00:57:38,380 ♪ From heaven afar 1142 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:43,480 ♪ Heavenly hosts 1143 00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:48,460 ♪ Sing alleluia 1144 00:57:49,780 --> 00:57:54,760 ♪ Christ the saviour is born... ♪ 1145 00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:05,880 ♪ Christ the saviour is born. ♪ 1146 00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:51,290 Hey, what are you doing? 1147 00:58:51,390 --> 00:58:54,810 - What is it? - It's a beetle. 1148 00:58:54,910 --> 00:58:56,570 Shouldn't we kill it? 1149 00:58:56,670 --> 00:58:58,250 Why? It won't hurt you. 1150 00:58:58,350 --> 00:59:00,730 My dad says everything here can hurt you. 1151 00:59:02,030 --> 00:59:03,330 What's your name? 1152 00:59:03,430 --> 00:59:05,610 William, but people here call me Billy. 1153 00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:07,690 Which one do you like? 1154 00:59:07,790 --> 00:59:09,130 Billy. 1155 00:59:09,230 --> 00:59:11,230 I'm Rahmi. 1156 00:59:12,310 --> 00:59:14,050 Want to see something? 1157 00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:16,490 You have to promise you won't hurt it. 1158 00:59:16,590 --> 00:59:18,590 OK. 1159 00:59:23,950 --> 00:59:26,070 - It's a kangaroo! - It's a joey. 1160 00:59:27,350 --> 00:59:29,590 I think it's amazing! 1161 00:59:31,350 --> 00:59:33,650 They usually sleep in a pouch. 1162 00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:35,910 I think it lost its mum. 1163 00:59:37,390 --> 00:59:39,610 Well, we can't leave it alone. 1164 00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:41,730 It's not right. 1165 00:59:51,150 --> 00:59:53,150 Hey, you. 1166 00:59:54,470 --> 00:59:56,470 You're lovely. 1167 00:59:58,470 --> 01:00:00,480 Let's get you some food. 1168 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,620 - Hello, my darling. - Good morning, Nan. 1169 01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,060 May we have some fruit, please? 1170 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,740 Of course you can. 1171 01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,940 Oh, you're not like your poppy, are you? 1172 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,900 He's always reaching for the sweets. 1173 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,580 Go and see the ladies in the canteen. 1174 01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,680 OK, let's go. 1175 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,780 Everything alright there, Sami? 1176 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:27,500 It's just the smoke. It's getting to a few people. 1177 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,740 Do you know if the fires are under control? 1178 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,060 Oh, not yet, but you know what they say. 1179 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,660 No news is good news. 1180 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,560 Yeah, I'm guessing we'll be home by lunchtime. 1181 01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,640 Good. 1182 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,660 - Heard from Danny? - Not yet. 1183 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,180 That naughty boy. He promised he'd text. 1184 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,420 Can you tell him that we won't be home till lunchtime? 1185 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,880 I don't want him getting in and then wondering where we are. 1186 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,260 No service, but I'll keep at it. 1187 01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,020 Oh, and, Sami, 1188 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:53,576 Gregs and Mckenzie are looking for you. 1189 01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,060 Gregs and Mckenzie? 1190 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,160 Coppers. 1191 01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,580 Good morning, sunshines! 1192 01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,460 - Tell me there's coffee. - I haven't seen any. 1193 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,780 How'd you both sleep? 1194 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:11,880 I didn't. 1195 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,580 And Mishan kindly decided 1196 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,640 that if he couldn't sleep, then none of us should. 1197 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,700 Sorry that I'm dying, Christina. 1198 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,500 It would help if I could change my clothes, 1199 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,820 but somebody forgot my bags. 1200 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,060 'Somebody' is not your mother. 1201 01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:28,250 Oh! 1202 01:01:28,730 --> 01:01:30,730 Excuse me. 1203 01:01:32,050 --> 01:01:35,370 It can't be easy having the squirts in this heat. 1204 01:01:36,410 --> 01:01:38,330 Does anybody know what the weather's doing today? 1205 01:01:38,410 --> 01:01:41,470 - Hot and hotter, I'd guess. - Yeah, and don't forget windy. 1206 01:01:41,570 --> 01:01:43,870 It would really help if someone had a radio on in here. 1207 01:01:43,970 --> 01:01:45,590 Wait, isn't yours in the car, Dad? 1208 01:01:45,690 --> 01:01:46,990 Uh, batteries are dead. 1209 01:01:47,090 --> 01:01:48,670 Well, might as well check. 1210 01:01:48,770 --> 01:01:50,870 Yeah. 1211 01:01:50,970 --> 01:01:52,870 Uh, wait, girls! 1212 01:01:52,970 --> 01:01:54,226 - Oh, hey, Flick. - Hi. 1213 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:56,070 Hey, girls, wait. 1214 01:01:56,170 --> 01:01:58,170 - Felicity. - Hey. 1215 01:02:01,090 --> 01:02:02,710 Ah, got it. 1216 01:02:02,810 --> 01:02:04,510 - Hey, don't snatch! - Alex, please, wait. 1217 01:02:04,610 --> 01:02:05,990 Fires have ripped through 1218 01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:07,670 much of Central Gippsland overnight 1219 01:02:07,770 --> 01:02:09,590 as conditions continue to worsen. 1220 01:02:09,690 --> 01:02:11,910 Meanwhile, the Premier made a special announcement 1221 01:02:12,010 --> 01:02:13,950 regarding the missing tanker. 1222 01:02:14,050 --> 01:02:16,430 Emergency services are making every effort 1223 01:02:16,530 --> 01:02:19,390 to re-establish contact with the missing tanker. 1224 01:02:19,490 --> 01:02:22,230 Its last-known position is just north of Dargo... 1225 01:02:22,330 --> 01:02:24,466 - What are they talking about? - Shh! Danny's in Dargo. 1226 01:02:24,490 --> 01:02:26,390 - I know, that's why I'm asking. - Shut up! 1227 01:02:26,490 --> 01:02:28,390 - Dad! - What's going on? 1228 01:02:28,490 --> 01:02:30,490 It's nothing for your girls to worry about. 1229 01:02:32,130 --> 01:02:34,990 OK, I've asked around, nobody knows anything, 1230 01:02:35,090 --> 01:02:37,070 but a tanker has gone missing and Danny's on it. 1231 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:38,790 - Jesus. - But don't tell your mother! 1232 01:02:38,890 --> 01:02:40,470 She's had enough to deal with lately. 1233 01:02:40,570 --> 01:02:42,030 It's best that we just keep calm 1234 01:02:42,130 --> 01:02:44,230 until I can figure out a solution. 1235 01:02:44,330 --> 01:02:47,030 And the fires? I mean, we are safe here, aren't we? 1236 01:02:47,130 --> 01:02:49,270 Of course we are. Everything will be fine. 1237 01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:51,510 - I'll make sure of it. - Guys... 1238 01:02:51,610 --> 01:02:53,680 you will not believe what's happened. 1239 01:02:53,780 --> 01:02:55,840 There's no toilet paper. 1240 01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:57,560 Eugh. 1241 01:03:00,980 --> 01:03:01,980 Damn it! 1242 01:03:07,180 --> 01:03:08,360 Hi. 1243 01:03:08,460 --> 01:03:10,460 Mishan, hi. Hello. 1244 01:03:11,460 --> 01:03:12,800 Are you heading off? 1245 01:03:12,900 --> 01:03:14,240 Yeah, trying to, yeah. 1246 01:03:14,340 --> 01:03:16,360 Uh, before you go, 1247 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:18,360 there doesn't seem to be any toilet paper. 1248 01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:20,040 You wouldn't happen to have a spare roll 1249 01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:21,600 - by any chance, would you? - No. 1250 01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:24,280 A book that you're not particularly attached to? 1251 01:03:24,380 --> 01:03:25,480 Oh, no. 1252 01:03:25,580 --> 01:03:27,040 Shit! 1253 01:03:27,140 --> 01:03:29,200 Any paper at all would do the trick. 1254 01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:31,300 Ah! 1255 01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:34,960 So that's a no. 1256 01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:37,380 No, sorry, I don't. 1257 01:03:39,820 --> 01:03:41,820 Bloody hell! 1258 01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,740 No paper, huh? 1259 01:03:55,460 --> 01:03:59,420 Oh. Oh. Whew. 1260 01:04:20,430 --> 01:04:22,690 Oh! 1261 01:04:22,790 --> 01:04:25,630 Can't bloody well wipe my bottom on this. 1262 01:04:38,830 --> 01:04:40,830 Rahmi? 1263 01:04:51,950 --> 01:04:53,950 Oh! 1264 01:04:59,110 --> 01:05:00,850 It's busy! 1265 01:05:00,950 --> 01:05:02,970 You said that 10 minutes ago. 1266 01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:05,070 Would you bugger off?! 1267 01:05:06,030 --> 01:05:08,090 Hope you fall in. 1268 01:05:08,190 --> 01:05:10,190 Can that happen?! 1269 01:05:26,550 --> 01:05:27,450 Dad! 1270 01:05:27,550 --> 01:05:28,830 I can hold my breath... 1271 01:05:28,870 --> 01:05:30,726 - William, there you are. - Up to 76 seconds. 1272 01:05:30,750 --> 01:05:32,410 - Do you want me to teach you? - Yeah. 1273 01:05:32,510 --> 01:05:35,390 Alright, so you have to breathe in, right from here. 1274 01:05:36,430 --> 01:05:39,330 - Why? - I don't know. 1275 01:05:39,430 --> 01:05:42,610 I used to do it when I was Upset, but now it's for fun. 1276 01:05:42,710 --> 01:05:44,660 Mum says it's a cry for attention. 1277 01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:47,020 - Ready? - Ready. 1278 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,660 Pfff! 1279 01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,980 Are you two behaving? 1280 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,200 - Yes. - Fruit's up. 1281 01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,440 Thank you! Let's go. 1282 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,500 - William... - 'Bye, Mother! 1283 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,940 Oh, yeah. 1284 01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,420 - No, I don't agree. - It's burnt into my memory. 1285 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,260 - I don't know. - Coffee! 1286 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,860 Morning, ladies. 1287 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,980 I couldn't help but detect the aroma 1288 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:21,820 of freshly brewed coffee. 1289 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:24,540 Couldn't spare a cup, could you? 1290 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,700 So this is the one from London. 1291 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,660 The one who got all the mm-mm. 1292 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:31,460 Her husband's clogging up the toot. 1293 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:33,020 Yeah, I can smell it. 1294 01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:34,820 You know she never calls her mother? 1295 01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,280 And she doesn't tip! 1296 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:41,980 Never mind. 1297 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:46,500 Coffee's free for anyone who joins the book club. 1298 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,360 Come on. 1299 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:57,980 Though terribly outdated by today's standards, 1300 01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,260 this novel is a pertinent reminder 1301 01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,940 never to let your conscious or unconscious biases 1302 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,660 cloud one's judgement. 1303 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:07,340 Yeah, that's what I thought. I got that from that too. 1304 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:08,696 Do you want something stronger, love? 1305 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,950 Oh, no, thank you. 1306 01:07:11,050 --> 01:07:15,470 Further, I believe that both Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy 1307 01:07:15,570 --> 01:07:18,870 teach us that we're all capable of positive change and growth. 1308 01:07:18,970 --> 01:07:20,790 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I agree. 1309 01:07:20,890 --> 01:07:23,430 If... if we're brave enough to open ourselves up to it. 1310 01:07:23,530 --> 01:07:24,990 Oh, yes, absolutely. 1311 01:07:25,090 --> 01:07:26,910 The bit I like, my favourite bit, 1312 01:07:27,010 --> 01:07:28,910 and the bit I can't get out of my head, 1313 01:07:29,010 --> 01:07:30,470 is the bit when they snogged. 1314 01:07:30,570 --> 01:07:32,630 - Oh! - For me that was a highlight. 1315 01:07:32,730 --> 01:07:34,830 - Absolutely. - I think that's a wank bank. 1316 01:07:34,930 --> 01:07:35,830 Yeah, me too. 1317 01:07:35,930 --> 01:07:37,270 - Sexy. - Yeah. 1318 01:07:37,370 --> 01:07:40,310 If only the ending wasn't so depressing. 1319 01:07:40,410 --> 01:07:42,410 Oh. 1320 01:07:42,810 --> 01:07:45,030 Well, go on. 1321 01:07:45,130 --> 01:07:46,510 Oh. 1322 01:07:46,610 --> 01:07:48,670 I'm sorry. 1323 01:07:48,770 --> 01:07:50,230 It is a great book. 1324 01:07:50,330 --> 01:07:52,190 No withholding here, sweetheart. 1325 01:07:52,290 --> 01:07:55,070 Well, it is. 1326 01:07:55,170 --> 01:07:57,170 Depressing. 1327 01:07:57,890 --> 01:07:59,990 I mean, take a second 1328 01:08:00,090 --> 01:08:02,790 to consider this from Elizabeth Bennet's perspective. 1329 01:08:02,890 --> 01:08:05,550 Sure, yes, she's found her Mr Darcy 1330 01:08:05,650 --> 01:08:07,390 and they are terribly in love. 1331 01:08:07,490 --> 01:08:08,630 But what next? 1332 01:08:08,730 --> 01:08:11,670 What if, you know, she has a kid 1333 01:08:11,770 --> 01:08:13,870 and moves to London where, yes, 1334 01:08:13,970 --> 01:08:16,310 the shops are great, and the clothes are fabulous, 1335 01:08:16,410 --> 01:08:18,710 but her in-laws detest her, clearly? 1336 01:08:18,810 --> 01:08:21,590 And the other mothers judge her because she's not like them. 1337 01:08:21,690 --> 01:08:23,910 And Mr Darcy is working all the time, 1338 01:08:24,010 --> 01:08:26,710 so she gets lonely and sad and... 1339 01:08:26,810 --> 01:08:29,630 And suddenly she realises 1340 01:08:29,730 --> 01:08:32,670 that she was happier back in her shitty little market village 1341 01:08:32,770 --> 01:08:36,190 with her shitty little family and the stupid bloody flies. 1342 01:08:36,290 --> 01:08:37,880 But she can't tell Mr Darcy 1343 01:08:37,980 --> 01:08:39,320 and she can't tell her son, 1344 01:08:39,420 --> 01:08:42,060 although by now, she's pretty sure he hates her. 1345 01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:44,680 So now what? 1346 01:08:44,780 --> 01:08:47,680 She can't move forward, she can't move back. 1347 01:08:47,780 --> 01:08:50,960 She's stuck. Completely stuck. 1348 01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:53,500 What kind of happy ending is that? 1349 01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:04,080 Sorry, what chapter was that again? 1350 01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:06,396 No, I think it's, like, subtext from her personal life... 1351 01:09:06,420 --> 01:09:07,676 - Personally... - she's brought to book club. 1352 01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:09,280 - I thought I missed it. - No, no, no. 1353 01:09:09,380 --> 01:09:10,880 I'm of the belief 1354 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:15,240 that Elizabeth Bennet is one tough cookie. 1355 01:09:15,340 --> 01:09:18,080 I think that if she really wasn't happy, 1356 01:09:18,180 --> 01:09:20,680 she'd do something about it. 1357 01:09:20,780 --> 01:09:22,960 - Yeah, 100%. - She would. 1358 01:09:23,060 --> 01:09:25,120 She would. She just would. 1359 01:09:25,220 --> 01:09:26,480 Whisky? 1360 01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:28,040 Mm. Yes, please. 1361 01:09:28,140 --> 01:09:29,956 Get this girl some whisky. 1362 01:09:29,980 --> 01:09:32,760 - I'm sorry. - No, no, it's hard. 1363 01:09:32,860 --> 01:09:34,480 - There you go, love. - Thank you. 1364 01:09:34,580 --> 01:09:37,040 - Thank you. - Here, give us some. 1365 01:09:37,140 --> 01:09:38,840 - Thanks, mate. - Alright. 1366 01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:40,440 - Thank you. - Merry Christmas. 1367 01:09:40,540 --> 01:09:41,800 - To book club! - Cheers! 1368 01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:44,400 To book club. And Christmas. 1369 01:10:08,550 --> 01:10:09,550 Mum. 1370 01:10:09,590 --> 01:10:11,730 - Huh? Oh. - What are you doing here? 1371 01:10:11,830 --> 01:10:13,970 Oh, I'm just thinking. 1372 01:10:14,070 --> 01:10:16,090 - Is there any news on... - No. 1373 01:10:16,190 --> 01:10:18,130 - Oh. - Still no reception. 1374 01:10:18,230 --> 01:10:19,650 - Right. - I'm sure he's fine. 1375 01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:21,750 Yeah, right. 1376 01:10:22,230 --> 01:10:24,450 Gosh, the smoke's coming in quick. 1377 01:10:24,550 --> 01:10:26,530 Yeah, I know. 1378 01:10:26,630 --> 01:10:28,050 Alex... 1379 01:10:28,150 --> 01:10:29,686 - Remember what we talked about. - Yeah. 1380 01:10:29,710 --> 01:10:30,710 Alex. 1381 01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:32,570 Hello, Felicity. 1382 01:10:32,670 --> 01:10:33,670 Hi, Heather. 1383 01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:35,210 Alex, can I have a word? 1384 01:10:35,310 --> 01:10:37,390 Well, I'll go for a walk. 1385 01:10:42,830 --> 01:10:44,950 Listen, I just saw your dad and he doesn't look great. 1386 01:10:45,030 --> 01:10:47,130 Alex, what's going on? 1387 01:10:47,230 --> 01:10:48,930 The fires are getting closer. 1388 01:10:49,030 --> 01:10:51,030 And? 1389 01:10:51,590 --> 01:10:53,450 And Danny's tanker is missing. 1390 01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:55,330 It has been since last night. 1391 01:10:55,430 --> 01:10:56,850 And you didn't tell me? 1392 01:10:56,950 --> 01:10:58,770 I didn't want to upset you in case you... 1393 01:10:58,870 --> 01:11:00,810 What? 1394 01:11:00,910 --> 01:11:02,910 Love... him. 1395 01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:06,210 Look, I'm sure he's OK, and when he gets back, 1396 01:11:06,310 --> 01:11:09,850 I want you to know that you have my blessing. 1397 01:11:09,950 --> 01:11:11,410 What are you talking about? 1398 01:11:11,510 --> 01:11:13,050 I know all about the talk. 1399 01:11:13,150 --> 01:11:14,310 - What talk?! - The talk talk. 1400 01:11:14,390 --> 01:11:16,730 And honestly I'm OK with it. 1401 01:11:16,830 --> 01:11:18,950 Where is all this coming from? 1402 01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:22,710 I want you both to be really happy. 1403 01:11:23,990 --> 01:11:25,770 What? 1404 01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,200 Ugh. 1405 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:46,740 - Oh! I'm so sorry. - Mm! Oh. 1406 01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:48,840 Ooh. 1407 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,760 Hi, Christina. 1408 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:57,440 Mm. 1409 01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:02,500 Oh! 1410 01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:13,600 I wondered where you were. 1411 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,440 You know, I've been thinking about tomorrow. 1412 01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:17,420 Tomorrow? What? 1413 01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:20,500 Christmas, darling. 1414 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:23,700 You know, I think we should avoid doing a big lunch. 1415 01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:26,100 You know, we could do a traditional dinner instead. 1416 01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,360 Oh, for Godsakes. 1417 01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:31,360 Sorry, what, darling? 1418 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,680 Nothing. Nothing. 1419 01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,540 There she is again. 1420 01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,640 - Hm? - Pam. 1421 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:43,520 Hello! 1422 01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:45,820 Pam? 1423 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:48,320 - What is it? Pam! - Christina, wait. 1424 01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:51,400 - Pam! - Christina. 1425 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:53,260 Pam! 1426 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,820 - Oh, here's trouble. - Hello! 1427 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,426 - You up for another round? - What? 1428 01:12:56,450 --> 01:12:58,026 - Nothing! - Christina, darling. 1429 01:12:58,050 --> 01:12:59,070 Just leave her. 1430 01:12:59,170 --> 01:13:00,990 What on earth is going on with that woman? 1431 01:13:01,090 --> 01:13:02,866 - Just leave her. - Something's clearly happened. 1432 01:13:02,890 --> 01:13:04,930 Something did happen. 1433 01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:07,350 To Gary. 1434 01:13:07,450 --> 01:13:08,830 What happened to Gary? 1435 01:13:13,010 --> 01:13:15,010 He died, darling. 1436 01:13:16,250 --> 01:13:18,250 Two months ago. 1437 01:13:19,410 --> 01:13:21,910 He did it to himself. 1438 01:13:22,010 --> 01:13:23,350 Silly bugger. 1439 01:13:23,450 --> 01:13:24,990 What? 1440 01:13:25,090 --> 01:13:27,070 I don't understand. 1441 01:13:27,170 --> 01:13:31,530 Oh, no-one does, least of all Pam. 1442 01:13:33,170 --> 01:13:36,790 Oh, darling, she wouldn't even have a funeral. 1443 01:13:36,890 --> 01:13:39,210 And nobody talks about it. 1444 01:13:40,330 --> 01:13:43,890 It's so sad. I mean, he was such a beautiful man. 1445 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:47,470 That's what was missing from the house. 1446 01:13:47,570 --> 01:13:48,790 On the wall. 1447 01:13:48,890 --> 01:13:50,910 The photo of Gary and Dad fishing. 1448 01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:53,010 - Mm. - It's always been there. 1449 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,990 Why won't she talk to us? 1450 01:13:57,090 --> 01:13:59,110 Oh, darlin', it's something to do with your dad. 1451 01:13:59,210 --> 01:14:01,130 I mean, they haven't been able to face each other 1452 01:14:01,210 --> 01:14:03,210 since it happened, and... 1453 01:14:03,770 --> 01:14:06,010 Well, I think they both feel... 1454 01:14:07,090 --> 01:14:09,630 You know, they feel kind of guilty. 1455 01:14:09,730 --> 01:14:11,910 And angry... 1456 01:14:12,010 --> 01:14:14,170 that they didn't notice. 1457 01:14:15,210 --> 01:14:17,210 Oh, Dad. 1458 01:14:17,610 --> 01:14:20,670 That's why I asked you all here. 1459 01:14:20,770 --> 01:14:22,230 For your dad. 1460 01:14:22,330 --> 01:14:24,460 He needs you. 1461 01:14:25,940 --> 01:14:28,020 And I need you too. 1462 01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:31,960 There's something else I... 1463 01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:34,280 Something else I want to tell you. 1464 01:14:34,380 --> 01:14:36,520 Listen, I've had a thought. 1465 01:14:36,620 --> 01:14:38,360 It's turned into a bloody oven in here. 1466 01:14:38,460 --> 01:14:40,920 Why don't we set up by the water tonight? 1467 01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:42,520 - Nice and close. - Dad... 1468 01:14:42,620 --> 01:14:44,680 why didn't you tell me about Gary? 1469 01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:46,780 Gary? 1470 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:50,360 Hey, Flick and I just heard someone saying 1471 01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:52,440 another fire started right near here. 1472 01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:54,280 Why don't we all pop down to the dam? 1473 01:14:54,380 --> 01:14:55,520 - Just for fun. - Felicity? 1474 01:14:55,620 --> 01:14:57,760 I told you, it's fine. I don't even like her. 1475 01:14:57,860 --> 01:15:00,180 Oh, would you all stop lying? 1476 01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:02,760 - Love? - Mum! 1477 01:15:02,860 --> 01:15:05,800 We're not going home tonight and you bloody well know it. 1478 01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:08,320 Alex, stop pretending you're not madly in love with Flick. 1479 01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:09,320 It's boring. 1480 01:15:09,420 --> 01:15:11,040 And, Dad, you should have told me 1481 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:12,560 that your best friend died. 1482 01:15:12,660 --> 01:15:14,520 Wait, what? Gary died? 1483 01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:16,520 How did you not know about this? 1484 01:15:16,620 --> 01:15:18,120 Christina, I didn't tell her. 1485 01:15:18,220 --> 01:15:20,440 - She should have noticed! - I did notice! 1486 01:15:20,540 --> 01:15:21,720 I said something was up. 1487 01:15:21,820 --> 01:15:23,720 But you were the one who said he was drunk. 1488 01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:25,140 Yeah, well, any other Christmas... 1489 01:15:25,180 --> 01:15:27,280 And you are literally the last person 1490 01:15:27,380 --> 01:15:29,360 to be lecturing anyone about lying. 1491 01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:30,660 What is that supposed to mean? 1492 01:15:30,740 --> 01:15:32,440 How's your marriage, Christina? 1493 01:15:32,540 --> 01:15:34,520 How's your life? Are you happy? 1494 01:15:34,620 --> 01:15:36,160 - Alex! - You know what? 1495 01:15:36,260 --> 01:15:38,680 I sincerely hope the fires don't reach us 1496 01:15:38,780 --> 01:15:40,280 because your forehead would have to be 1497 01:15:40,380 --> 01:15:42,300 the most flammable thing in the whole damn state. 1498 01:15:42,380 --> 01:15:45,080 Oh, for God's sake, it's just a little botox. 1499 01:15:45,180 --> 01:15:46,520 Then try emoting. 1500 01:15:46,620 --> 01:15:48,620 Go on. I dare you. 1501 01:15:53,870 --> 01:15:55,690 Sorry, darling, nothing moved. 1502 01:15:55,790 --> 01:15:58,010 Oh, this is ridiculous! 1503 01:15:58,110 --> 01:16:00,190 Hey! 1504 01:16:01,950 --> 01:16:03,730 Girls. 1505 01:16:03,830 --> 01:16:04,970 - Girls! - Hey! 1506 01:16:05,070 --> 01:16:07,490 - Chris! - Girls! 1507 01:16:07,590 --> 01:16:09,590 - Hey! - Hey, stop it. 1508 01:16:10,710 --> 01:16:12,130 Girls, stop it! 1509 01:16:12,230 --> 01:16:14,410 - Stop it! - Girls, that is enough! 1510 01:16:14,510 --> 01:16:16,726 - We haven't got time for this. - Why not? 1511 01:16:16,750 --> 01:16:20,250 'Cause Christina is right. I haven't been entirely honest. 1512 01:16:20,350 --> 01:16:21,806 Brian, what are you talking about? 1513 01:16:21,830 --> 01:16:23,450 The fires are getting closer. 1514 01:16:30,350 --> 01:16:32,090 I didn't think they were that close. 1515 01:16:41,350 --> 01:16:43,350 It's snowing. 1516 01:16:49,150 --> 01:16:53,330 ♪ O sisters too... ♪ 1517 01:16:53,430 --> 01:16:55,730 Alright, everyone, we're moving closer to the water. 1518 01:16:55,830 --> 01:16:58,170 Just go slowly, and there's no need to panic. 1519 01:16:58,270 --> 01:16:59,890 Got to find Flick. 1520 01:17:02,790 --> 01:17:06,690 ♪ This poor youngling 1521 01:17:06,790 --> 01:17:10,570 ♪ For whom we do sing... ♪ 1522 01:17:10,670 --> 01:17:11,670 Have you seen Rahmi? 1523 01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:13,770 - I can't find her or Billy. - What? 1524 01:17:13,870 --> 01:17:15,780 Oh, my God. I did see them earlier. 1525 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:17,260 They were running outside. 1526 01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,880 - Where? Where outside? - I don't know. 1527 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:19,980 What's going on? 1528 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,080 The kids, they're missing. 1529 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:24,700 Your car. 1530 01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:32,260 You knew this was coming. 1531 01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:34,360 Maybe. 1532 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,380 Yes. 1533 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,620 Brian. 1534 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,700 Where's Danny? 1535 01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:43,500 - Listen, love. - No, don't you 'love' me. 1536 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:45,100 Where is he? Where's my son? 1537 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:47,140 I don't know, nobody does, 1538 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:49,240 and we haven't known for some time. 1539 01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:53,520 What, and you kept this from me? 1540 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,600 I had to. 1541 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,720 I couldn't fix Gary but I can fix this. 1542 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:09,500 ♪ Neither say nor sing 1543 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,180 ♪ "Bye bye, lully..." ♪ 1544 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:15,300 Oh, Brian! 1545 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,900 - Dad! - Rahmi! 1546 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,780 Where's William? 1547 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:21,060 - I thought he was with you. - No. 1548 01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:23,280 Your parents, maybe he's gone back to their car. 1549 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:24,540 Or with another family? 1550 01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:26,300 There were some other kids. I saw them. 1551 01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:27,976 Maybe we should split up. Mishan, you... 1552 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,940 Rahmi, wait! Rahmi! Rahmi, come back! 1553 01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,256 - William! - Come back, Rahmi! 1554 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:32,460 William! 1555 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:33,740 William! 1556 01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,700 Rahmi! Was he here, Rahmi? 1557 01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:37,060 William! 1558 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:38,896 - Mishan, where is he? - William, it's Dad! 1559 01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,376 - Where are you, Billy? - William! 1560 01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,950 Where did the smoke come from? I can't see anything. 1561 01:18:43,050 --> 01:18:45,530 - Where is he? Where is he? - Billy! 1562 01:18:47,610 --> 01:18:49,430 William! 1563 01:18:49,530 --> 01:18:50,870 Oh! Oh! 1564 01:18:50,970 --> 01:18:53,150 - Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! - William! 1565 01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:55,890 - Come on, let's go! - Out, out, out! 1566 01:18:56,890 --> 01:18:58,150 - Oh, God. - You OK? 1567 01:18:58,250 --> 01:19:00,550 - Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! - What have you got? 1568 01:19:00,650 --> 01:19:02,710 What's this? Oh! Ohh. 1569 01:19:02,810 --> 01:19:05,030 Is that a joey? 1570 01:19:05,130 --> 01:19:06,986 We've gotta get to the dam. Come with me. 1571 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:08,826 - I found your bunny. - There's something I must do. 1572 01:19:08,850 --> 01:19:10,070 - You go. Go, go. - Come on. 1573 01:19:15,770 --> 01:19:19,150 Bound to get clearer when we get down to the water, love. 1574 01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:20,990 Thanks so much. 1575 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:22,270 Oh, thank goodness! 1576 01:19:22,370 --> 01:19:24,270 Listen, we've got to get the kids in the water. 1577 01:19:24,370 --> 01:19:26,070 We can't just go chucking them in. 1578 01:19:26,170 --> 01:19:27,990 No, we've got life jackets and a dinghy. 1579 01:19:28,090 --> 01:19:29,090 You packed a dinghy? 1580 01:19:29,170 --> 01:19:30,710 Yeah, darlin', I packed everything. 1581 01:19:30,810 --> 01:19:32,550 What sort of mother do you take me for? 1582 01:19:32,650 --> 01:19:35,110 Coming through! Let's get down to the water. 1583 01:19:35,210 --> 01:19:38,510 Oh, my God, I need to go back to the car. I forgot something. 1584 01:19:38,610 --> 01:19:39,986 - Too late. - No, you don't understand. 1585 01:19:40,010 --> 01:19:41,426 It's important. Rahmi, you just stay here... 1586 01:19:41,450 --> 01:19:43,590 Sami, Sami, Sami. Sami. 1587 01:19:43,690 --> 01:19:45,870 - Figured you might need this. - You saved it! 1588 01:19:45,970 --> 01:19:47,426 - What's that about? - I'll tell you later. 1589 01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:49,110 - How? - It wasn't in the car. 1590 01:19:49,210 --> 01:19:52,310 - It was in the toilet. - Thank God. Wait, what? 1591 01:19:52,410 --> 01:19:53,590 Pam. 1592 01:19:53,690 --> 01:19:55,190 Pam, where are you going? Pam! 1593 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,590 Pam! Pam! 1594 01:19:57,690 --> 01:19:59,550 Go, go! 1595 01:19:59,650 --> 01:20:01,770 Just stick together. Come on. 1596 01:20:03,530 --> 01:20:04,950 OK. You right, Billy? 1597 01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:07,110 - We've got to go. - No. 1598 01:20:07,210 --> 01:20:09,620 It's Gary. I-I can't leave him. 1599 01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:13,900 His ashes, they're in the swag. 1600 01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:23,500 No, it's very bad. 1601 01:20:25,180 --> 01:20:27,120 So we're gonna get in the water. 1602 01:20:30,540 --> 01:20:32,540 His ashes? 1603 01:20:35,220 --> 01:20:37,220 Oh, Pam, love. 1604 01:20:38,300 --> 01:20:40,300 I hate to tell you this. 1605 01:20:41,540 --> 01:20:43,640 He's already been cooked once. 1606 01:20:43,740 --> 01:20:45,980 Another light grilling isn't gonna hurt him. 1607 01:20:49,140 --> 01:20:52,520 Brian Jones, that's a terrible thing to say. 1608 01:20:52,620 --> 01:20:54,720 But he won't mind. 1609 01:20:54,820 --> 01:20:56,720 Come on. We've got to go. 1610 01:20:56,820 --> 01:20:59,440 - We've always been together. - I know. 1611 01:20:59,540 --> 01:21:01,160 I know. 1612 01:21:01,260 --> 01:21:02,600 Come on. 1613 01:21:07,140 --> 01:21:08,820 Alex, put the dinghy in the water. 1614 01:21:08,860 --> 01:21:10,760 - Rahmi? - Felicity, blankets on stand-by. 1615 01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:13,440 - OK. - Let me help you with that. 1616 01:21:16,460 --> 01:21:18,540 Eucalyptus trees. 1617 01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:27,200 Oh, God. There you go. 1618 01:21:29,780 --> 01:21:31,780 - Got it? - Yep. 1619 01:21:32,260 --> 01:21:34,010 Yep. No, that's it. 1620 01:21:34,110 --> 01:21:36,330 Mum, where are the oars? 1621 01:21:36,430 --> 01:21:39,370 Oh, shit. They're in the trailer. 1622 01:21:39,470 --> 01:21:41,730 Never mind. I'll pull them out. 1623 01:21:41,830 --> 01:21:43,890 Darling, are you sure you're up for this? 1624 01:21:45,910 --> 01:21:48,510 - Something touched my leg. - Let me help you. 1625 01:21:54,030 --> 01:21:56,370 Oh! 1626 01:21:56,470 --> 01:21:58,470 Oh, Pam. Come here, love. 1627 01:22:00,710 --> 01:22:02,710 You right, love? 1628 01:22:11,630 --> 01:22:13,790 I think we could be in trouble here. 1629 01:22:25,510 --> 01:22:27,330 Oh! 1630 01:22:27,430 --> 01:22:29,090 Oh, Brian. 1631 01:22:29,190 --> 01:22:31,190 I know, love, I know. 1632 01:22:55,390 --> 01:22:57,010 What's that sound? 1633 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:02,860 Are those... 1634 01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:04,960 Are those bells? 1635 01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:10,900 Oh, please let that be Danny. 1636 01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:18,280 You were spot-on, mate. 1637 01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:26,740 Please. 1638 01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:55,660 Oh, Danny! 1639 01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:57,700 It's Danny. 1640 01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:00,020 Move, move, move! 1641 01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,480 Water on! 1642 01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:12,720 That's my boy. 1643 01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:19,320 We made it. 1644 01:24:38,450 --> 01:24:40,110 Oh, Danny! 1645 01:24:40,210 --> 01:24:42,390 Oh, Danny. 1646 01:24:42,490 --> 01:24:43,490 Oh! 1647 01:24:43,530 --> 01:24:44,790 Oh, Mum. 1648 01:24:44,890 --> 01:24:46,890 Oh, darlin'. 1649 01:24:48,730 --> 01:24:50,730 I'm so proud of you. 1650 01:24:51,850 --> 01:24:53,710 Oh, thank you, darling. 1651 01:24:53,810 --> 01:24:55,950 I was so worried. 1652 01:24:56,050 --> 01:24:57,750 Oh! 1653 01:24:57,850 --> 01:24:59,850 Ohhh! 1654 01:25:33,810 --> 01:25:35,550 Oh. 1655 01:25:35,650 --> 01:25:37,350 Merry Christmas. 1656 01:25:37,450 --> 01:25:39,790 Merry Christmas. 1657 01:25:39,890 --> 01:25:42,170 Oh, what's this? 1658 01:25:45,810 --> 01:25:48,470 I knew you wouldn't leave me hanging. 1659 01:25:48,570 --> 01:25:50,150 Nah, never. 1660 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,250 Here. 1661 01:25:53,300 --> 01:25:55,300 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1662 01:25:58,180 --> 01:26:00,220 Have you told the kids? 1663 01:26:01,340 --> 01:26:03,200 Not yet. 1664 01:26:03,300 --> 01:26:05,300 I will soon. 1665 01:26:06,220 --> 01:26:08,940 Let them have their Christmas first. 1666 01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:13,820 You know, I'm gonna be alright. 1667 01:26:16,780 --> 01:26:18,780 I love you, Heather Jones. 1668 01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:26,400 - Mind if I join? - Oh, here's trouble. 1669 01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:30,520 - About time you turned up. - Help yourself. 1670 01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:32,440 - Where have you been? - Never you mind. 1671 01:26:32,540 --> 01:26:34,680 Oh, you took long enough. 1672 01:26:34,780 --> 01:26:36,720 Now, we expect you at the table this afternoon. 1673 01:26:36,820 --> 01:26:38,160 I'm gonna get out the fine china. 1674 01:26:38,260 --> 01:26:39,160 Ooh! 1675 01:26:39,260 --> 01:26:41,080 - Yeah. - I'll be there. 1676 01:26:41,180 --> 01:26:43,120 Oi! 1677 01:26:43,220 --> 01:26:44,640 Hey! 1678 01:26:44,740 --> 01:26:46,740 Are you that Indian bloke? 1679 01:26:51,020 --> 01:26:53,020 Yes. 1680 01:26:53,340 --> 01:26:54,760 That's... That's me. 1681 01:26:54,860 --> 01:26:57,000 Oh, yes! I knew it! 1682 01:26:57,100 --> 01:26:58,400 Dibs you for my team. 1683 01:26:58,500 --> 01:27:00,240 - Sorry? - Cricket, mate. 1684 01:27:00,340 --> 01:27:01,556 We always play on Christmas Day. 1685 01:27:01,580 --> 01:27:02,620 - Mac. - Yeah? What? 1686 01:27:02,660 --> 01:27:04,120 This is classic racial profiling. 1687 01:27:04,220 --> 01:27:05,720 I play cricket. 1688 01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:07,680 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 1689 01:27:07,780 --> 01:27:09,436 You assume because he's Indian he plays cricket. 1690 01:27:09,460 --> 01:27:10,760 I play cricket. 1691 01:27:10,860 --> 01:27:12,860 But it's not racial profiling if it's a good thing. 1692 01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:16,080 - I think you'll find it is. - I play cricket. I play cricket. 1693 01:27:16,180 --> 01:27:19,000 I'd love to play cricket. I'm really good at it. 1694 01:27:21,990 --> 01:27:24,010 We're doing another one of those workshops. 1695 01:27:24,110 --> 01:27:26,050 - No! - Yes! 1696 01:27:26,150 --> 01:27:27,450 Oh! Thank you. 1697 01:27:27,550 --> 01:27:29,550 You and me. 1698 01:27:44,550 --> 01:27:46,910 Oh! Come on, son. 1699 01:27:49,750 --> 01:27:52,130 - How's your stomach? - Better. 1700 01:27:52,230 --> 01:27:54,130 - Empty. - Hm. 1701 01:27:58,470 --> 01:28:00,470 I don't want to live in London anymore. 1702 01:28:05,950 --> 01:28:07,610 What? 1703 01:28:07,710 --> 01:28:11,150 I'm so sorry. I want to come home. 1704 01:28:12,630 --> 01:28:14,630 Where's this all coming from? 1705 01:28:16,590 --> 01:28:18,590 Billy wrote a letter to Santa. 1706 01:28:19,590 --> 01:28:21,590 Did you know? 1707 01:28:22,470 --> 01:28:25,550 He asked Santa to help his mummy be happy again. 1708 01:28:26,950 --> 01:28:28,450 Oh. 1709 01:28:28,550 --> 01:28:30,650 Mm. 1710 01:28:30,750 --> 01:28:32,530 The funny thing is, 1711 01:28:32,630 --> 01:28:35,270 I feel like I've been wishing for the same thing too. 1712 01:28:40,830 --> 01:28:45,210 Christina, we built a house in London. 1713 01:28:45,310 --> 01:28:46,900 I know. 1714 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:48,380 A life. 1715 01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:49,900 I know! 1716 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:52,000 I know. 1717 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:57,480 But if moving here will make you happy, then... 1718 01:28:58,760 --> 01:28:59,760 I'll do it. 1719 01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:02,000 Of course I'll do it. 1720 01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:05,660 Really? 1721 01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:07,860 Really. 1722 01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:18,420 But just so I'm crystal clear, by here you mean... 1723 01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:19,520 Melbourne. 1724 01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:21,620 Oh, thank goodness! 1725 01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:23,980 And Sami could even be my first client. 1726 01:29:24,080 --> 01:29:25,700 Mates rates, of course. 1727 01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:27,060 I'm sorry, but... 1728 01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:28,540 Hmm? 1729 01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:30,780 I was listening to the whole thing. 1730 01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:32,880 Oh, I'm ecstatic! 1731 01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:37,160 Oh, thank you! 1732 01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:40,820 Oh! Oh! 1733 01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:42,260 Alex! 1734 01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:45,180 Oh! Brian! Danny! 1735 01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:46,700 There's no more trivia, is there? 1736 01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:48,220 No. 1737 01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:49,980 Go on, Mum. What's the news? 1738 01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:51,540 How did you go, son? 1739 01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:53,020 So, are you coming with us? 1740 01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:54,900 - Afraid not. - What? 1741 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:56,940 We gotta get the truck back to the station. 1742 01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:59,140 Before I go, I... I wanted to tell you something. 1743 01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:00,700 Well, two things, actually. 1744 01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:02,800 Well, go on, what? 1745 01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:04,780 Mum... 1746 01:30:04,880 --> 01:30:06,880 Dad, I... 1747 01:30:07,440 --> 01:30:09,460 I know you want me to take over the farm... 1748 01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:10,980 But I want it. 1749 01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:13,150 - What? - I want the farm. 1750 01:30:13,250 --> 01:30:15,550 I've got plans. I've had them for ages. 1751 01:30:15,650 --> 01:30:16,826 I thought Danny wanted the farm. 1752 01:30:16,850 --> 01:30:17,850 I don't. 1753 01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:19,030 I want to travel. 1754 01:30:19,130 --> 01:30:20,910 I kinda want to go surfing. 1755 01:30:21,010 --> 01:30:23,430 Or rock climbing in South America. 1756 01:30:23,530 --> 01:30:25,190 I knew that wasn't a phase! 1757 01:30:25,290 --> 01:30:27,290 Which actually leads me to my second point. 1758 01:30:28,530 --> 01:30:30,030 Flick... 1759 01:30:30,130 --> 01:30:31,870 I think you're really great. 1760 01:30:31,970 --> 01:30:34,590 You are smart, you are funny, but I just... 1761 01:30:34,690 --> 01:30:36,230 I'm in love with Alex. 1762 01:30:36,330 --> 01:30:38,030 Whoa, whoa, wait. 1763 01:30:38,130 --> 01:30:39,370 Oh, for goodness sakes! 1764 01:30:39,450 --> 01:30:41,430 Hang on. Let's make this very clear. 1765 01:30:41,530 --> 01:30:44,030 - Who wants the farm? - Me. 1766 01:30:44,130 --> 01:30:45,346 And who's in love with Felicity? 1767 01:30:45,370 --> 01:30:46,270 Also me. 1768 01:30:46,370 --> 01:30:48,270 I am very confused. 1769 01:30:54,490 --> 01:30:56,670 What about your family? 1770 01:30:56,770 --> 01:30:59,010 I'm willing to take the risk. 1771 01:31:06,130 --> 01:31:08,470 Felicity! Oh! 1772 01:31:08,570 --> 01:31:10,470 Oh! 1773 01:31:10,570 --> 01:31:13,710 I always knew you'd be a Jones. 1774 01:31:13,810 --> 01:31:15,630 I always said that, didn't I? Always said it. 1775 01:31:17,010 --> 01:31:19,370 Oh! 1776 01:31:20,890 --> 01:31:24,790 - Happy Christmas! - Happy Christmas! 1777 01:31:24,890 --> 01:31:27,590 You've got to have a shower. You really smell. 1778 01:31:29,930 --> 01:31:32,670 Sorry! I'm really sorry. 1779 01:31:32,770 --> 01:31:35,350 Oh, look at you. 1780 01:31:44,340 --> 01:31:46,340 'Bye, Bunny. 1781 01:31:47,580 --> 01:31:49,580 Thank you so much, sir. 1782 01:31:50,060 --> 01:31:51,720 - 'Bye, Bunny! - 'Bye, Bunny! 1783 01:31:51,820 --> 01:31:53,480 Oh, no! 1784 01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:55,920 'Bye! 'Bye, Dan! - 'Bye! 1785 01:31:56,020 --> 01:31:58,000 - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 1786 01:31:58,100 --> 01:32:00,480 You can jingle my bell anytime! 1787 01:32:27,060 --> 01:32:29,060 See you, mate. 1788 01:32:30,020 --> 01:32:32,020 'Bye, love. 1789 01:32:33,460 --> 01:32:35,460 Merry Christmas, mate. 1790 01:32:38,780 --> 01:32:40,400 Do you want one? Oh, is it... 1791 01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:41,680 I know what you're gonna do. 1792 01:32:41,780 --> 01:32:44,140 - I know what you're gonna do. - Oh. 1793 01:32:45,140 --> 01:32:47,040 Are you ready? 1794 01:32:47,140 --> 01:32:48,400 - Oh! - That was terrible. 1795 01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:50,500 - I nearly got it. - You've got this. 1796 01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:54,520 Whoa! Yeah, whoo! 1797 01:32:54,620 --> 01:32:56,080 - Oh! Oh! - Oh, no! 1798 01:32:56,180 --> 01:32:57,440 What is it? 1799 01:32:57,540 --> 01:33:00,480 What is it? Darling, it's a... 1800 01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:01,880 It's a beetle. 1801 01:33:01,980 --> 01:33:04,570 - Oh, my God! - Whoa! 1802 01:33:04,670 --> 01:33:06,650 He's so scared of bugs. It's ridiculous. 1803 01:33:06,750 --> 01:33:08,210 Oh! 1804 01:33:08,310 --> 01:33:10,410 Um, Mishan, I think it's gone now. 1805 01:33:22,110 --> 01:33:24,110 Well, I'll be. 1806 01:33:29,950 --> 01:33:31,890 - Hey. - Hey. 1807 01:33:34,470 --> 01:33:35,930 - So... - Mm? 1808 01:33:36,030 --> 01:33:38,090 - Where's my present? - Shut up! 1809 01:33:45,030 --> 01:33:46,450 I missed you. 1810 01:34:08,110 --> 01:34:09,850 ♪ Time to remember all the family 1811 01:34:09,950 --> 01:34:11,610 ♪ Christmas tree, native pine 1812 01:34:11,710 --> 01:34:13,570 ♪ Lights and tinsel all entwined 1813 01:34:13,670 --> 01:34:15,250 ♪ Put a fairy on the top 1814 01:34:15,350 --> 01:34:17,170 ♪ There's Gran and Pa and Joan and Pop 1815 01:34:17,270 --> 01:34:18,970 ♪ The ham and turkey's organised 1816 01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:20,770 ♪ Won't the grandkids be surprised 1817 01:34:20,870 --> 01:34:23,010 ♪ When Santa comes in big black boots 1818 01:34:23,110 --> 01:34:24,770 ♪ In the back of Jacko's ute... ♪ 1819 01:34:24,870 --> 01:34:26,210 Ho, ho, ho... 1820 01:34:26,310 --> 01:34:28,090 Hey, Sam, it's really Uncle Peter.126525

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