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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,667 --> 00:00:06,878 [Staci] Previously, on Heels... 2 00:00:07,044 --> 00:00:08,129 Willie around? 3 00:00:08,154 --> 00:00:09,839 Not at the moment. Can I help you? 4 00:00:10,006 --> 00:00:11,966 [Sonya] She leave anything for me? 5 00:00:12,133 --> 00:00:13,676 You're not gonna be some gushing fanboy 6 00:00:13,843 --> 00:00:15,303 all day, are you? 7 00:00:15,328 --> 00:00:18,030 Just go to the bar and get me two goddamn martinis. 8 00:00:18,055 --> 00:00:19,474 Whatever the fuck you say. 9 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,559 [Ricky] Crystal. Meet Elle Dorado. 10 00:00:21,726 --> 00:00:22,685 Real name's Tanya. 11 00:00:22,852 --> 00:00:23,978 Elle's a pro. 12 00:00:24,003 --> 00:00:25,463 [all] Oh! 13 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:26,568 So are you. 14 00:00:26,618 --> 00:00:28,704 [crowd] Crystal! Crystal! 15 00:00:28,971 --> 00:00:30,501 [Thomas] It's granddad's crown. 16 00:00:30,526 --> 00:00:31,652 It's all right, buddy. 17 00:00:31,819 --> 00:00:33,321 Your dad won't care. 18 00:00:33,346 --> 00:00:34,322 I got this idea. 19 00:00:34,347 --> 00:00:35,640 Could use some help. 20 00:00:38,034 --> 00:00:39,994 You help me restore my honor in the ring 21 00:00:40,122 --> 00:00:43,292 with a cross-promotion between the DWL and Dystopia, 22 00:00:43,498 --> 00:00:46,751 or I hit you back and take every goddamn dollar you make 23 00:00:46,918 --> 00:00:48,878 for the rest of your goddamn life. 24 00:00:49,253 --> 00:00:50,880 Yeah! Yeah! 25 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:56,385 [crowd] Oh! 26 00:00:56,552 --> 00:01:00,264 [Ace] I am... the Condamned. 27 00:01:00,431 --> 00:01:03,726 [crowd] Whoo! 28 00:01:06,437 --> 00:01:09,357 [mellow rock music plays] 29 00:01:09,524 --> 00:01:11,984 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:12,151 --> 00:01:17,697 [singer] ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 31 00:01:17,865 --> 00:01:21,786 ♪ The answer ♪ 32 00:01:21,953 --> 00:01:23,411 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:23,578 --> 00:01:26,207 ♪ I will ♪ 34 00:01:26,332 --> 00:01:28,960 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 35 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:31,462 ♪ To find you ♪ 36 00:01:31,629 --> 00:01:34,715 ♪ To find ♪ 37 00:01:34,841 --> 00:01:37,885 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 38 00:01:38,052 --> 00:01:40,596 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 39 00:01:40,762 --> 00:01:44,392 ♪ All that you want ♪ 40 00:01:44,559 --> 00:01:46,018 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:46,185 --> 00:01:48,896 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 42 00:01:49,063 --> 00:01:51,649 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 43 00:01:51,816 --> 00:01:54,569 ♪ Won't be ♪ 44 00:01:54,735 --> 00:01:57,280 ♪ Granted ♪ 45 00:01:57,405 --> 00:02:00,992 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 46 00:02:01,158 --> 00:02:06,956 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 47 00:02:07,123 --> 00:02:08,749 ♪ ♪ 48 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:12,336 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 49 00:02:12,461 --> 00:02:17,174 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 50 00:02:17,341 --> 00:02:19,677 ♪ One ♪ 51 00:02:19,844 --> 00:02:22,555 ♪ To one ♪ 52 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,349 ♪ What's love ♪ 53 00:02:25,516 --> 00:02:31,355 ♪ In war? ♪ 54 00:02:31,522 --> 00:02:34,525 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:36,652 --> 00:02:39,488 [quiet dramatic music plays] 56 00:02:39,655 --> 00:02:42,700 ♪ ♪ 57 00:02:45,328 --> 00:02:48,331 [crowd chanting "Goddamned"] 58 00:02:52,627 --> 00:02:55,713 Listen up, folks! 59 00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:00,259 It's "con-damned." 60 00:03:00,426 --> 00:03:03,512 Do not conjure incorrectly. 61 00:03:03,638 --> 00:03:06,223 You risk offending that bewildering barnstormer. 62 00:03:06,390 --> 00:03:08,309 His voice may have been garbled, 63 00:03:08,476 --> 00:03:10,061 but that specter can't possibly share 64 00:03:10,186 --> 00:03:11,854 a name with the most high, 65 00:03:12,021 --> 00:03:16,442 for the most high has cast that demon below. 66 00:03:16,609 --> 00:03:17,568 Say it with me. 67 00:03:17,735 --> 00:03:18,694 Con! 68 00:03:18,819 --> 00:03:19,946 [crowd] Con! 69 00:03:20,071 --> 00:03:20,947 Damned! 70 00:03:21,072 --> 00:03:21,822 [crowd] Damned! 71 00:03:21,989 --> 00:03:23,074 All together! 72 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,909 [all] Condamned! 73 00:03:25,034 --> 00:03:26,285 Condamned! Condamned! 74 00:03:26,452 --> 00:03:30,831 Condamned! Condamned! Condamned! 75 00:03:30,957 --> 00:03:32,875 For those of you wondering, "What was that?" 76 00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:34,585 that was the Condamned. 77 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:37,129 Come back next week as we peel back the mystery 78 00:03:37,254 --> 00:03:39,173 of he who fell from the skylight. 79 00:03:39,340 --> 00:03:40,675 This is Eddie Earl with Bobby Pin, 80 00:03:40,841 --> 00:03:42,718 signing off from Duffy, Georgia, 81 00:03:42,885 --> 00:03:45,179 the cradle of the greatest wrestling in America, 82 00:03:45,346 --> 00:03:47,056 the DWL. 83 00:03:47,223 --> 00:03:48,641 What the heck was that? 84 00:03:48,766 --> 00:03:50,226 Uh, that was the Condamned. 85 00:03:50,351 --> 00:03:51,911 Well, they-they could have told us that. 86 00:03:52,061 --> 00:03:53,521 A heads-up would have been nice. 87 00:03:53,688 --> 00:03:57,733 [crowd] Condamned! Condamned! Condamned! 88 00:03:57,858 --> 00:04:00,152 Jack or Ace tell you that was the fucking finish? 89 00:04:00,319 --> 00:04:01,779 No. They kayfabed all of us. 90 00:04:01,946 --> 00:04:03,131 Tryin' to keep us on our toes. 91 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:04,532 I almost had a heart attack. 92 00:04:04,699 --> 00:04:06,032 I know CPR, if it ever happens. 93 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,719 - It's gonna happen! - [Big Jim] Listen, guys. 94 00:04:07,743 --> 00:04:09,245 Ace is my daughter's godfather, 95 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:10,955 and I didn't even know he was in town. 96 00:04:11,122 --> 00:04:12,599 [Diego] Willie, if y'all knew anything about that, 97 00:04:12,623 --> 00:04:14,000 it's bullshit you kept it a secret. 98 00:04:14,125 --> 00:04:16,544 Rule #1 of kayfabe is don't kayfabe the boys! 99 00:04:16,711 --> 00:04:18,563 Secrets are only secrets if you don't tell anyone. 100 00:04:18,587 --> 00:04:20,464 Willie, a company of compadres are only 101 00:04:20,631 --> 00:04:22,216 true compadres when we know what 102 00:04:22,383 --> 00:04:23,634 we are all compadre-ing about. 103 00:04:23,801 --> 00:04:26,220 A mysterious seraph riding in on a chariot? 104 00:04:26,387 --> 00:04:27,805 'Twas glorious. Admit it. 105 00:04:27,972 --> 00:04:28,972 I don't gotta admit shit. 106 00:04:29,098 --> 00:04:30,599 - Bill... - Bobby. 107 00:04:30,766 --> 00:04:32,226 Don't know the word "seraph." 108 00:04:32,393 --> 00:04:34,645 Seraph's a high-ranking angel, young Bob. 109 00:04:34,811 --> 00:04:36,063 He's an angel, but he's damned? 110 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:37,231 Condamned. 111 00:04:37,398 --> 00:04:39,400 So he's a fallen angel, like Satan. 112 00:04:39,525 --> 00:04:40,568 Satan? 113 00:04:40,734 --> 00:04:42,445 Nobody told me Ace was playing Satan. 114 00:04:42,611 --> 00:04:43,988 No. Ace isn't playing Satan. 115 00:04:44,155 --> 00:04:45,322 So then what is he? 116 00:04:45,489 --> 00:04:46,883 He's whatever Jack and Ace say he is, 117 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:48,593 and when they tell us, that's when we'll know. 118 00:04:48,617 --> 00:04:50,095 Well, as a reporter, I'm supposed to ask questions. 119 00:04:50,119 --> 00:04:51,871 During the show. The show's over, dummy. 120 00:04:51,996 --> 00:04:53,080 Good shit tonight. 121 00:04:53,247 --> 00:04:54,266 We gotta cover this entire night 122 00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:55,166 for the podcast. 123 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:56,584 Yeah? Write up some notes. 124 00:04:56,751 --> 00:04:57,752 Text me. 125 00:04:57,918 --> 00:04:59,295 Where's my brother? 126 00:04:59,462 --> 00:05:01,464 That was a top-five DWL moment right there! 127 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:02,923 Do you feel good? 128 00:05:03,090 --> 00:05:04,341 You should feel good. 129 00:05:04,508 --> 00:05:06,069 - Think it got over? - Course it got over. 130 00:05:06,093 --> 00:05:07,053 Big time. 131 00:05:07,178 --> 00:05:08,971 Crowd was gasping and shouting. 132 00:05:09,096 --> 00:05:10,806 Ace Spade is back. 133 00:05:10,973 --> 00:05:12,808 Yeah, well, it's not like it's me, Ace Spade. 134 00:05:12,975 --> 00:05:15,144 It's supposed to be this thing where i-it's not me, 135 00:05:15,311 --> 00:05:17,980 so it doesn't have to be me, but... yeah. 136 00:05:18,147 --> 00:05:18,981 It felt good. 137 00:05:19,106 --> 00:05:19,982 It should've. 138 00:05:20,149 --> 00:05:21,358 It was good. 139 00:05:21,525 --> 00:05:23,986 Well, it's a first step anyway. 140 00:05:24,111 --> 00:05:27,156 [cell phone buzzing] 141 00:05:27,323 --> 00:05:28,365 Oh, shit. 142 00:05:28,491 --> 00:05:29,575 - What? - Hey. 143 00:05:30,534 --> 00:05:31,894 Told you we should have told Gully. 144 00:05:32,036 --> 00:05:33,204 Wasn't his business. 145 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:35,081 [Willie] I don't think that's gonna fly. 146 00:05:35,206 --> 00:05:36,540 Bill? 147 00:05:36,707 --> 00:05:38,918 Coming, dear. 148 00:05:39,043 --> 00:05:41,921 [Big Jim] That was a damn entrance. 149 00:05:42,088 --> 00:05:44,465 Wasn't sure I could pull it off. 150 00:05:44,632 --> 00:05:45,674 Butterflies. 151 00:05:45,841 --> 00:05:47,009 Emotions, you know. 152 00:05:47,176 --> 00:05:49,303 Hey, it's good to have you back, man. 153 00:05:52,139 --> 00:05:53,979 I just wanna say, if you need to talk to anyone 154 00:05:54,141 --> 00:05:56,227 about anything, I'm-I'm here for ya. 155 00:05:56,393 --> 00:05:59,396 Even... even if I am a married man with a baby, 156 00:05:59,563 --> 00:06:02,149 that don't make me, uh... I don't know, 157 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:05,111 not your friend. 158 00:06:05,236 --> 00:06:07,339 You know, part of the reason I un-retired and came back 159 00:06:07,363 --> 00:06:11,575 was to do this with you, so just saying reach out. 160 00:06:13,828 --> 00:06:16,872 You're a good friend, Jim. 161 00:06:17,039 --> 00:06:18,415 I haven't been one to you lately. 162 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:20,376 Oh, cut the shit. 163 00:06:20,543 --> 00:06:22,545 I'm not trying to have a long conversation. 164 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:24,130 Not here, anyway. 165 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:28,134 Just, uh, stop by and visit your goddaughter. 166 00:06:29,385 --> 00:06:30,594 I'm gonna. 167 00:06:30,761 --> 00:06:32,096 I promise. 168 00:06:33,848 --> 00:06:36,016 Oh, and be ready to stay the night, 169 00:06:36,183 --> 00:06:39,520 'cause we're goin' out, and you're babysitting. 170 00:06:39,686 --> 00:06:41,147 [laughs] 171 00:06:47,862 --> 00:06:49,572 Pick your poison. 172 00:06:49,738 --> 00:06:52,241 I'd take one of each, but, uh, I gotta head out. 173 00:06:52,408 --> 00:06:54,743 One beer. 174 00:06:54,910 --> 00:06:56,370 [Elle] Can't. Road life. 175 00:06:56,537 --> 00:06:57,913 Get in, get out, move on. 176 00:06:58,038 --> 00:06:59,808 Break a few hearts along the way, if I'm lucky. 177 00:06:59,832 --> 00:07:03,460 Tanya, you were... so great tonight. 178 00:07:03,627 --> 00:07:05,254 I-I'll push Jack to bring you back. 179 00:07:05,421 --> 00:07:07,089 [Elle] Focus on them pushing you. 180 00:07:07,256 --> 00:07:08,924 Only way to improve is by improving. 181 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:10,051 Take care of your knees. 182 00:07:10,134 --> 00:07:11,343 Best advice I never got. 183 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:14,346 Oh, and check for peepholes. 184 00:07:14,513 --> 00:07:15,639 Really? 185 00:07:17,725 --> 00:07:18,726 Huh. 186 00:07:21,061 --> 00:07:22,980 Thanks for being so cool. 187 00:07:29,612 --> 00:07:32,489 [tender music plays] 188 00:07:32,615 --> 00:07:34,950 ♪ ♪ 189 00:07:35,117 --> 00:07:39,121 Condamned, what are you? 190 00:07:39,246 --> 00:07:40,539 I'm vengeance. 191 00:07:40,664 --> 00:07:43,292 Isn't that what Batman says? 192 00:07:43,459 --> 00:07:46,170 I taught it to Batman. 193 00:07:46,295 --> 00:07:48,881 Taught him everything he knows. 194 00:07:49,048 --> 00:07:50,132 [fan] Get it! 195 00:07:51,717 --> 00:07:53,510 Could you sign this for me? 196 00:07:53,677 --> 00:07:54,720 Thank you. 197 00:07:55,596 --> 00:07:57,264 I appreciate it, man. 198 00:07:57,431 --> 00:07:59,892 ♪ ♪ 199 00:08:00,059 --> 00:08:02,937 [fans cheering and chatting] 200 00:08:03,062 --> 00:08:06,065 ♪ ♪ 201 00:08:16,075 --> 00:08:17,493 Gully's pissed. 202 00:08:17,618 --> 00:08:19,912 Gully's always pissed. 203 00:08:22,163 --> 00:08:23,499 What the fuck was all that? 204 00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:24,768 [Wild Bill] That was a lights-out finish. 205 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:25,917 [Willie] Literally. 206 00:08:26,085 --> 00:08:27,405 That was not the finish we booked. 207 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:28,963 Ace came to me last minute. 208 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:30,381 You had time to rig a zipline! 209 00:08:30,547 --> 00:08:31,867 That's easy to do if you're handy. 210 00:08:32,007 --> 00:08:33,884 I informed Rooster and The Hole 211 00:08:34,009 --> 00:08:35,636 that this might happen before the match. 212 00:08:35,803 --> 00:08:37,123 I'll take that up with them later, 213 00:08:37,221 --> 00:08:38,639 but it's not about informing. 214 00:08:38,806 --> 00:08:40,659 It's about you and I booking this cross-promotion 215 00:08:40,683 --> 00:08:42,226 and agreeing on how we're gonna do it, 216 00:08:42,393 --> 00:08:44,019 which I thought we had done, 217 00:08:44,144 --> 00:08:46,855 so I was stowed away up here, like a gerbil in a pet shop, 218 00:08:47,022 --> 00:08:49,191 shitting on myself, watching, waiting, 219 00:08:49,358 --> 00:08:51,336 assuming things were gonna go according to the plan 220 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,153 that you and I agreed to, but no. 221 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,530 Needle scratch. No. 222 00:08:54,697 --> 00:08:56,991 Y'all change shit up with some fucking ghoul 223 00:08:57,157 --> 00:08:58,409 in a "Quadrophenia" coat. 224 00:08:58,575 --> 00:09:00,703 Fucking Adam Ant meets the Hamburglar, 225 00:09:00,869 --> 00:09:03,372 who apparently stole Burger King's crown. 226 00:09:03,497 --> 00:09:05,499 Hey, bud, I got a phone. 227 00:09:05,666 --> 00:09:07,418 You could have called, texted. 228 00:09:07,584 --> 00:09:09,479 You could have walked up one flight of fucking stairs 229 00:09:09,503 --> 00:09:11,922 and whispered your big, new, dumb idea in my ear. 230 00:09:12,089 --> 00:09:13,716 Nope! Surprise, Charlie. 231 00:09:13,841 --> 00:09:16,427 Fucking Ace hijacks the entire night! 232 00:09:16,593 --> 00:09:18,721 - Not Ace. The Condemned. - "Condamned." 233 00:09:18,846 --> 00:09:20,222 [Wild Bill] Nothing got hijacked. 234 00:09:20,389 --> 00:09:22,933 It was the cherry on top of a DWL storyline. 235 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,369 It's got nothing to do with you. 236 00:09:24,393 --> 00:09:25,953 Hey, Billy Boy, in this cross-promotion, 237 00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:28,206 there is no storyline that's got nothing to do with me. 238 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:29,910 Nobody told me that I was gonna have to run 239 00:09:30,065 --> 00:09:31,105 every little detail by ya! 240 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:32,692 Detail? It was the finish! 241 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:34,695 Jack wrote Rooster an amazing promo. 242 00:09:34,862 --> 00:09:36,530 Yeah, before the Condemned dive-bombed him 243 00:09:36,697 --> 00:09:37,777 and launched some bullshit! 244 00:09:37,906 --> 00:09:39,658 It's "Condamned," Charlie boy. 245 00:09:39,783 --> 00:09:41,076 It's "fuck you," Bill! 246 00:09:41,243 --> 00:09:42,453 Shall we start the foreplay 247 00:09:42,619 --> 00:09:44,079 with me sitting on your face again? 248 00:09:44,204 --> 00:09:45,557 Only if you'd like your nuts chewed off this time. 249 00:09:45,581 --> 00:09:46,850 I'll hold him down while you do it. 250 00:09:46,874 --> 00:09:47,958 Be my guest and try. 251 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:49,626 I'm so glad we're working together. 252 00:09:49,793 --> 00:09:51,021 Dystopia was supposed to end the night 253 00:09:51,045 --> 00:09:52,254 up with the ring invasion. 254 00:09:52,421 --> 00:09:53,881 Instead, we end the night down, 255 00:09:54,048 --> 00:09:55,215 in front of 1,000 people. 256 00:09:55,382 --> 00:09:56,717 1,122. 257 00:09:56,884 --> 00:09:58,044 New Dome record, much of this 258 00:09:58,135 --> 00:09:59,845 due to Crystal's new popularity. 259 00:10:00,012 --> 00:10:01,221 Charlie, fuck-yous 260 00:10:01,347 --> 00:10:03,182 and scrotum chewing aside, Jack delivered. 261 00:10:03,307 --> 00:10:04,767 Speaking as a hall-of-famer, 262 00:10:04,933 --> 00:10:06,393 looked to me like the cross-promotion 263 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:07,728 was kicked off perfectly. 264 00:10:07,895 --> 00:10:09,695 Well, speaking as one pissed-off motherfucker, 265 00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:11,982 it looked like my top guys got beat up by a guy 266 00:10:12,149 --> 00:10:13,609 named after a non-word. 267 00:10:13,776 --> 00:10:15,819 Jack, two pieces of advice. 268 00:10:15,986 --> 00:10:18,906 One, get a new sound system that doesn't sound 269 00:10:19,073 --> 00:10:20,949 like you bought it at Radio Shack. 270 00:10:21,116 --> 00:10:22,993 Two, get a spelling book, 271 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,745 'cause the word is "condemned!" 272 00:10:24,912 --> 00:10:27,581 Maybe I didn't consider this with the level of granularity 273 00:10:27,748 --> 00:10:29,388 that you were expecting, but I am not used 274 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,168 to having to run everything by a partner! 275 00:10:31,335 --> 00:10:32,586 Get used to it! 276 00:10:32,711 --> 00:10:34,671 Or the lawsuit is back on. 277 00:10:34,838 --> 00:10:35,756 Geezum Crow. 278 00:10:35,923 --> 00:10:37,216 You wanna play Fuck-Fuck? 279 00:10:37,341 --> 00:10:38,801 Spin the wheel! 280 00:10:38,926 --> 00:10:40,677 I, too, should have been more granular, 281 00:10:40,844 --> 00:10:42,429 so let's get granular now. 282 00:10:42,596 --> 00:10:45,766 Ace's Blair Witch Project is gonna get his ass kicked 283 00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:47,643 in my ring next week. 284 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,228 End of discussion! 285 00:10:49,395 --> 00:10:51,313 It's a slow-burn character, Charlie. 286 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,981 He's not gonna wanna do it! 287 00:10:53,107 --> 00:10:54,525 Well, that's your problem to fix. 288 00:10:54,691 --> 00:10:55,859 Talk to your brother, 289 00:10:56,026 --> 00:10:58,195 and you better book the Condamned 290 00:10:58,362 --> 00:10:59,863 in the fucking card next week 291 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:03,826 and pray that I don't zipline down and fuck him up 292 00:11:03,992 --> 00:11:05,452 in whatever whimsical way 293 00:11:05,619 --> 00:11:07,788 I feel like fucking improvising at my fancy. 294 00:11:07,955 --> 00:11:09,790 I'm tryin' to fucking work with you guys, man. 295 00:11:09,957 --> 00:11:11,267 I'm trying to fucking work together. 296 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,793 I'm trying to be a fucking partner. 297 00:11:12,918 --> 00:11:14,586 You're not making it fucking easy. 298 00:11:14,711 --> 00:11:16,088 Fuck you! 299 00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:20,175 Thanks. 300 00:11:20,342 --> 00:11:22,052 Now I gotta ride home with him. 301 00:11:22,219 --> 00:11:25,013 [soft music plays] 302 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:28,225 ♪ ♪ 303 00:11:31,812 --> 00:11:34,064 Intrigued about how to play Fuck-Fuck. 304 00:11:34,231 --> 00:11:35,311 Apparently there's a wheel. 305 00:11:35,399 --> 00:11:37,067 Hamburglar was a deep cut. 306 00:11:37,192 --> 00:11:38,192 And Adam Ant. 307 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,987 Must have watched a lot of MTV. 308 00:11:40,154 --> 00:11:42,573 I put us in a real bad spot here. 309 00:11:44,491 --> 00:11:45,969 I begged Ace to come back and told him 310 00:11:45,993 --> 00:11:47,202 we'd do the DWL together. 311 00:11:47,369 --> 00:11:48,996 Now we're making shit up on the fly 312 00:11:49,163 --> 00:11:50,164 to appease Ace's psyche. 313 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,666 I'm trying not to be my dad. 314 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,210 I'm trying to take input from you, 315 00:11:55,377 --> 00:11:57,754 and from you, and from Ace. 316 00:12:00,883 --> 00:12:03,051 Any of your notebooks have something 317 00:12:03,218 --> 00:12:05,888 for a situation like this? 318 00:12:06,013 --> 00:12:09,224 A situation in which a brand-new masked character, 319 00:12:09,391 --> 00:12:11,685 one who just revealed his true identity 320 00:12:11,852 --> 00:12:13,604 by holding aloft the charred crown 321 00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:15,439 of his dead father? 322 00:12:15,606 --> 00:12:17,774 Are you asking is there a page in one of my notebooks 323 00:12:17,941 --> 00:12:19,693 that might provide us with some direction 324 00:12:19,818 --> 00:12:21,862 as to how we will continue this new storyline 325 00:12:22,029 --> 00:12:23,739 while in the midst of a looming lawsuit 326 00:12:23,906 --> 00:12:26,283 that threatens to crush the DWL? 327 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:30,954 I can say with confidence that nowhere in the many notebooks 328 00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:34,124 that I have pondered countless, wide-ranging topics 329 00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:35,709 is there insight as to how to make 330 00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:38,712 this particular situation work. 331 00:12:38,837 --> 00:12:41,882 But sounds like we must try quickly. 332 00:12:46,595 --> 00:12:48,514 [Bobby] You were amazing tonight. 333 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,074 - [Crystal laughs] - [Bobby] But then, 334 00:12:50,098 --> 00:12:51,558 you're always amazing. [laughs] 335 00:12:51,725 --> 00:12:53,477 [Crystal] You had a good night too. 336 00:12:53,644 --> 00:12:55,771 [Bobby] Oh, limpin' around playin' reporter. 337 00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:58,482 Gorilla Monsoon made a career out of that. 338 00:12:58,649 --> 00:12:59,775 Hmm. 339 00:12:59,942 --> 00:13:01,542 Ace's new gimmick hit it out of the park. 340 00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:03,946 Oh, oh, surprised the pants off me, 341 00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:06,240 even though I could tell it was Ace. 342 00:13:06,406 --> 00:13:08,408 Well, it's not like you're not supposed to know. 343 00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:12,079 He pulled out his dad's crown. 344 00:13:12,246 --> 00:13:15,958 How much, uh, did you, you know, help? 345 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:20,003 I just did his hair and his makeup. 346 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:24,800 The other stuff he's still figuring out. 347 00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:28,470 He really wants to, you know, create his own thing. 348 00:13:28,637 --> 00:13:29,972 [door opens] 349 00:13:31,348 --> 00:13:32,268 Uh, I'll be right back. 350 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:33,433 [Bobby] Yeah. 351 00:13:34,685 --> 00:13:38,438 [Crystal] Hey, uh, Willie, when is Jack having tryouts 352 00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:39,648 for the women's division? 353 00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:41,233 Your guess is as good as mine. 354 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,942 You got candidates, send me names. 355 00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:46,113 [Crystal] Well, I got no one to wrestle next week. 356 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,340 [Willie] Well, that's all right. 357 00:13:47,364 --> 00:13:48,524 Take a week off. Cut a promo. 358 00:13:48,615 --> 00:13:51,285 What? Why? A-against who? 359 00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:52,452 Oh, boy. 360 00:13:52,619 --> 00:13:53,805 This tone again, really? Wah-wah. 361 00:13:53,829 --> 00:13:54,663 Me-me. 362 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,456 The complaints and entitlement. 363 00:13:56,582 --> 00:13:57,976 Look, right now, Jack's got Gully up his ass... 364 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,126 Okay. W-we can do it. 365 00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:00,335 Jack's not gonna care. 366 00:14:00,502 --> 00:14:02,004 You and I can hold the tryouts. 367 00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:03,565 I'll go online, and I'll find some girls 368 00:14:03,589 --> 00:14:05,882 up in South Carolina or something. 369 00:14:06,049 --> 00:14:07,634 I can't lose momentum. 370 00:14:07,801 --> 00:14:08,761 You won't lose momentum. 371 00:14:08,885 --> 00:14:10,470 Make your own momentum. 372 00:14:10,596 --> 00:14:12,097 And make sure you're using a condom. 373 00:14:12,264 --> 00:14:14,349 That one's, you know, a little bit dim. 374 00:14:14,516 --> 00:14:15,350 Dumb. 375 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:16,768 D-don't say that. 376 00:14:16,935 --> 00:14:18,645 Bobby is a good guy 377 00:14:18,812 --> 00:14:20,564 who thinks before he speaks, 378 00:14:20,731 --> 00:14:22,190 who considers feelings, 379 00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:24,860 who knows that whatever he says can either lift someone up 380 00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:26,625 or put them down, so I-I'm not gonna stand 381 00:14:26,737 --> 00:14:27,880 for you putting him down to me. 382 00:14:27,904 --> 00:14:29,656 Okay. Lighten up. 383 00:14:29,823 --> 00:14:31,342 How about you don't tell me that you being mean 384 00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:33,910 is something I need to lighten up about? 385 00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:35,537 How about that? 386 00:14:35,662 --> 00:14:38,540 [quiet dramatic music plays] 387 00:14:38,665 --> 00:14:40,709 ♪ ♪ 388 00:14:40,876 --> 00:14:41,918 Your eyes are squinty. 389 00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:44,171 Is it bad news? 390 00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:46,048 Mm. No news. 391 00:14:46,214 --> 00:14:47,758 No plans. 392 00:14:47,924 --> 00:14:49,176 Just a week off. 393 00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:50,761 Hmm. 394 00:14:50,927 --> 00:14:52,804 You wanna do a push-up contest? 395 00:14:52,971 --> 00:14:54,640 ♪ ♪ 396 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,183 [Crystal sighs] 397 00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:02,439 Time to head home, Jack Spade. 398 00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:04,733 Crazy night. 399 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,402 I need help. 400 00:15:07,569 --> 00:15:09,863 With putting the money in the safe? 401 00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:12,282 What to do next. 402 00:15:12,407 --> 00:15:14,201 How to do it. 403 00:15:18,789 --> 00:15:20,749 Can you help me? 404 00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,752 I have no expertise in wrestling. 405 00:15:23,919 --> 00:15:26,630 I don't even... I don't know. 406 00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:29,174 What's the opposite of expertise? 407 00:15:29,341 --> 00:15:30,967 Beginner-pertise? 408 00:15:31,093 --> 00:15:33,970 I like having you here working with me. 409 00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:35,847 Have you liked it? 410 00:15:44,189 --> 00:15:45,732 It's our family business. 411 00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:47,401 Mm-hmm. 412 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,087 With the cross-promotion, things are probably 413 00:15:49,111 --> 00:15:50,445 gonna get a little crazy here. 414 00:15:50,612 --> 00:15:51,947 Willie's underwater already. 415 00:15:52,114 --> 00:15:54,825 She's, uh... she's goggle-eyed. 416 00:15:54,991 --> 00:15:57,744 I worry that things might be, you know, 417 00:15:57,911 --> 00:15:59,913 falling through the cracks. 418 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,249 A woman from the County came by the other day, 419 00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,334 looking to get something from Willie, 420 00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:07,671 but Willie wasn't here. 421 00:16:07,838 --> 00:16:09,589 The woman seemed angry. 422 00:16:09,756 --> 00:16:11,299 She was here again tonight. 423 00:16:11,466 --> 00:16:15,011 I saw Willie give her whatever she was looking for, 424 00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,263 so I hope it all worked out. 425 00:16:16,388 --> 00:16:17,639 That'd be Sonya Tuckerman. 426 00:16:17,806 --> 00:16:19,307 She does the county tax assessment, 427 00:16:19,474 --> 00:16:21,327 so it's that time of year again when she's gonna cost us, 428 00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:22,644 but she's fine. 429 00:16:22,811 --> 00:16:25,439 She j-just doesn't realize how she comes across, 430 00:16:25,564 --> 00:16:27,149 which is dour and grumpy. 431 00:16:27,315 --> 00:16:28,191 Let me wash up. 432 00:16:28,358 --> 00:16:30,067 We'll get home. 433 00:16:30,235 --> 00:16:33,196 ♪ ♪ 434 00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:47,461 [Gully] Rise and shine, sleepyhead! 435 00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:48,795 I been calling you. 436 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,465 Texting you. Seven times. 437 00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:52,942 [Rooster] I had to bail last night 438 00:16:52,966 --> 00:16:54,049 and take care of my pops. 439 00:16:54,217 --> 00:16:55,510 [Gully] He all right? 440 00:16:55,677 --> 00:16:56,761 Yeah. That sums it up. 441 00:16:56,886 --> 00:16:57,971 He just a'ight. 442 00:16:58,138 --> 00:16:59,431 Let me know if I can help. 443 00:17:00,807 --> 00:17:03,518 May I shift subjects and express my displeasure 444 00:17:03,684 --> 00:17:06,145 about last night's show while acknowledging 445 00:17:06,313 --> 00:17:08,356 that this may lack perspective 446 00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:10,400 about your father's current health? 447 00:17:10,525 --> 00:17:13,403 You knew about the Condamned beforehand? 448 00:17:13,569 --> 00:17:14,889 [Rooster] Only moments beforehand. 449 00:17:15,029 --> 00:17:16,269 [Gully] Yet you didn't call me? 450 00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:17,843 Because my phone was in my damn locker! 451 00:17:17,908 --> 00:17:19,343 - I'm just asking! - When I'm 'bout to go up, 452 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:20,619 I'm working on what I gotta do. 453 00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:22,305 I ain't got my phone out, looking at TikTok, 454 00:17:22,329 --> 00:17:23,663 texting, and calling people. 455 00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:26,583 It was locked up in my locker so I could focus. 456 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,002 Now, Jack wrote me a great promo. 457 00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:30,879 Look, I'm playing ball. He playing ball. 458 00:17:31,046 --> 00:17:32,798 He juggling you and Ace. It's complicated! 459 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,358 Well, it's gonna get a lot more complicated 460 00:17:34,382 --> 00:17:36,092 if the Condamned isn't in my ring 461 00:17:36,259 --> 00:17:38,595 Saturday night, getting his ass kicked! 462 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,222 Look, those Spade boys don't know 463 00:17:40,388 --> 00:17:42,268 what that Condamned thing is, and they damn sure 464 00:17:42,349 --> 00:17:44,226 ain't gonna figure it out by Saturday. 465 00:17:44,351 --> 00:17:46,019 Look, the only reason I agreed to this 466 00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:47,729 because I believe it's good story. 467 00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:51,191 Thus, eventually money in my pocket and yours. 468 00:17:51,358 --> 00:17:52,692 Now, come on, Charlie. 469 00:17:52,859 --> 00:17:54,319 Remove your emotions. 470 00:17:54,486 --> 00:17:56,071 Think creatively. 471 00:17:56,196 --> 00:17:58,865 Now, you remember how bad you wanted Ace, right? 472 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,450 - I do. - [Rooster] Mm-hmm. 473 00:18:00,575 --> 00:18:03,912 Now, the Condamned gimmick is already way better 474 00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:05,539 than any Ace gimmick. 475 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:08,500 Now, let's say we string this thing along. 476 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,502 We build us back up, and we make 477 00:18:10,669 --> 00:18:13,463 this cross-promotion thing work. 478 00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:16,383 Who's DWL's top guy, to take on me? 479 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:18,030 I mean, it's gotta be somebody, right? 480 00:18:18,134 --> 00:18:19,534 - Yeah. - I mean, they last champion 481 00:18:19,636 --> 00:18:21,930 was a girl the size of Tinkerbell. 482 00:18:22,097 --> 00:18:24,474 And they former top guy, Jack Spade, 483 00:18:24,599 --> 00:18:26,351 just lost clean to that Tinkerbell. 484 00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:27,811 And the legendary Wild Bill 485 00:18:27,978 --> 00:18:30,397 is a pants-shitting laughingstock 486 00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:32,941 who's one match away from slipping into a warm bath, 487 00:18:33,108 --> 00:18:35,268 slitting his wrists, and donating his brain to science. 488 00:18:35,318 --> 00:18:36,820 - [laughing] Oh, my God. - Now, 489 00:18:36,945 --> 00:18:38,738 the Condamned is mysterious. 490 00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:39,990 The Condamned is new. 491 00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:41,908 Now, if I beat a masked vigilante 492 00:18:42,075 --> 00:18:45,537 who seems like he can kick 100 guys' asses in the alley, 493 00:18:45,704 --> 00:18:47,163 who's the real cock of the walk? 494 00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:48,456 Rooster time. 495 00:18:48,623 --> 00:18:50,250 - [Lucy] Dad? - Hey, honey. 496 00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:51,543 You got a call from a guy 497 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:52,990 named Brooks Rizzo, in Hollywood. 498 00:18:53,086 --> 00:18:54,671 He works for a social media app 499 00:18:54,796 --> 00:18:56,339 and streaming company called Continuum. 500 00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:58,675 He wants to discuss putting Dystopia on TV. 501 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,010 - What? - [Lucy] Well, not TV, 502 00:19:00,135 --> 00:19:01,344 but on their platform, 503 00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:03,231 which plays on TVs, and tablets, and phones, 504 00:19:03,346 --> 00:19:04,824 like all the streaming service companies. 505 00:19:04,848 --> 00:19:06,568 - Let's go! - That's what I'm talking 'bout! 506 00:19:06,641 --> 00:19:08,244 - [Gully] All right! All right! - [Rooster] Come on! Come on! 507 00:19:08,268 --> 00:19:09,603 Guys, we-we about to be famous! 508 00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:10,979 [Gully] Yeah we are! 509 00:19:11,146 --> 00:19:12,826 - [Rooster] You damn right! - [Gully] Okay! 510 00:19:16,818 --> 00:19:18,320 [door buzzes] 511 00:19:19,154 --> 00:19:20,780 [inmate chuckles] 512 00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:25,452 - [Crystal] Hey, Mom. - Hi. 513 00:19:29,164 --> 00:19:30,498 You finally got some sleep. 514 00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:31,458 Mm. 515 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,544 So, tell me what happened. 516 00:19:34,669 --> 00:19:37,881 [Crystal sighs] She ended up being nice. 517 00:19:38,048 --> 00:19:39,424 What was her stage name? 518 00:19:39,591 --> 00:19:40,671 Wasn't really a stage name. 519 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,636 It was more like a gimmick. 520 00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:43,803 Elle Dorado. 521 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:45,138 Well, what's her real name? 522 00:19:45,305 --> 00:19:46,556 [Crystal] Tanya. 523 00:19:46,723 --> 00:19:48,516 That was popular when I was a kid. 524 00:19:48,683 --> 00:19:50,936 They ever give you kind of a fake name? 525 00:19:51,061 --> 00:19:52,395 I'm just me. 526 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,897 Crystal. 527 00:19:54,064 --> 00:19:55,357 Rock solid. 528 00:19:55,523 --> 00:19:56,608 All natural. 529 00:19:58,276 --> 00:20:00,528 She said it's not easy. 530 00:20:00,695 --> 00:20:01,947 The road. 531 00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:04,741 She said to watch out for peepholes. 532 00:20:05,951 --> 00:20:08,745 Well, if I wasn't in here, I'd go on the road with you. 533 00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:10,830 No one would ever risk peeping at you 534 00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:13,541 through peepholes with me around. 535 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:16,169 Goddamn, I hate not being there to look out for you. 536 00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:18,546 I'm fine. 537 00:20:18,713 --> 00:20:20,273 - It's all fine. - [Karin] No, it ain't. 538 00:20:20,382 --> 00:20:21,841 You're out there, on your own. 539 00:20:22,008 --> 00:20:23,903 I should have been there with you the whole time. 540 00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:28,264 Mom, it's fine. 541 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:29,516 Don't worry. 542 00:20:29,683 --> 00:20:31,434 I am strong. 543 00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:32,686 Really. 544 00:20:34,771 --> 00:20:36,398 Just like you said. 545 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:39,150 Rock solid. 546 00:20:40,193 --> 00:20:43,071 [soft music plays] 547 00:20:43,196 --> 00:20:45,115 ♪ ♪ 548 00:20:45,281 --> 00:20:49,160 I just want you home. 549 00:20:49,327 --> 00:20:51,621 I know. 550 00:20:51,788 --> 00:20:52,664 I'm sorry. 551 00:20:52,831 --> 00:20:54,374 Don't be. 552 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:55,959 You don't need to say it. 553 00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:00,630 I met a guy. 554 00:21:00,797 --> 00:21:03,299 Oh, do tell. 555 00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:04,926 Only if it's a nice guy. 556 00:21:05,093 --> 00:21:08,054 ♪ ♪ 557 00:21:17,772 --> 00:21:19,733 [Jack] Good to see you. Thank you. 558 00:21:21,568 --> 00:21:22,777 Just saw Mr. Devaux. 559 00:21:22,944 --> 00:21:24,696 He was at the show last night. Loved it. 560 00:21:24,821 --> 00:21:26,031 Fred Devaux loved the show? 561 00:21:26,156 --> 00:21:27,198 Yeah. 562 00:21:27,323 --> 00:21:28,992 - High school principal. - Aw. 563 00:21:29,117 --> 00:21:30,761 It's weird having people actually like you. 564 00:21:30,785 --> 00:21:32,221 One of these days, you're gonna have to let me 565 00:21:32,245 --> 00:21:33,514 - know what that feels like. - I'm trying to. 566 00:21:33,538 --> 00:21:34,849 Hey, after you left last night... 567 00:21:34,873 --> 00:21:36,193 Oh, one sec. Tricia Bell texted me 568 00:21:36,332 --> 00:21:37,351 and said that she wants to be, like, 569 00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:38,960 my goth/emo valet. 570 00:21:39,127 --> 00:21:40,754 Catwoman kinda thing. 571 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,630 Last time didn't terrorize her? 572 00:21:42,797 --> 00:21:44,507 [Ace] Says she's intrigued. 573 00:21:44,674 --> 00:21:45,842 You're blowing up. 574 00:21:46,009 --> 00:21:48,386 Yeah, but it's more than that, you know? 575 00:21:48,553 --> 00:21:50,764 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hey, look. 576 00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:52,182 After you left last night, 577 00:21:52,307 --> 00:21:54,309 I had a chat with Charlie Gully, 578 00:21:54,476 --> 00:21:57,687 and he offered to host the Condamned at Dystopia. 579 00:21:57,812 --> 00:21:59,689 Host? Host what? 580 00:21:59,814 --> 00:22:01,094 He wants to feature the Condamned 581 00:22:01,149 --> 00:22:02,484 at Dystopia this week. 582 00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:06,571 [laughs] Of course he does, 'cause it's dope. 583 00:22:06,738 --> 00:22:08,698 - Obviously, the answer's no. - Okay. 584 00:22:08,865 --> 00:22:10,426 No way we're wasting the Condamned at his shitshow. 585 00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:11,951 - He can host this. - [Jack] Hey, hey. 586 00:22:12,118 --> 00:22:12,911 Come on, dude. 587 00:22:13,078 --> 00:22:15,205 Look, when we're at church, 588 00:22:15,371 --> 00:22:17,665 you do not need to grab your unit to make a point. 589 00:22:17,832 --> 00:22:19,793 All right? S-sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Staci. 590 00:22:19,959 --> 00:22:21,377 I'm sorry, Jesus. 591 00:22:21,544 --> 00:22:24,172 I understand the impulse, relative to the situation. 592 00:22:24,339 --> 00:22:25,840 Best sister-in-law ever. 593 00:22:25,965 --> 00:22:28,235 I don't think Gully understands what this all means to you. 594 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,344 No way he could. 595 00:22:29,511 --> 00:22:31,846 That being said, I did tell him 596 00:22:31,971 --> 00:22:33,431 that I would run it by you. 597 00:22:33,598 --> 00:22:35,409 Okay, well, tell him you did, and tell him I told you 598 00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:37,036 there's no way we're wasting the Condamned 599 00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:39,104 on an audience that wouldn't understand the... 600 00:22:39,229 --> 00:22:40,730 nu-the nuance. Is "nuance" a word? 601 00:22:40,897 --> 00:22:41,940 Mm-hmm. 602 00:22:42,107 --> 00:22:43,292 [Ace] The-the-the-the complexity 603 00:22:43,316 --> 00:22:44,692 of what we got goin' on here. 604 00:22:44,859 --> 00:22:46,462 There's a chance for this gimmick to really, 605 00:22:46,486 --> 00:22:48,404 really speak to people about, uh, impulse, 606 00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:50,573 and-and appetite, and the- the cost of those things. 607 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:51,699 You know, redemption. 608 00:22:51,866 --> 00:22:53,201 Deliverance from evil. 609 00:22:53,326 --> 00:22:54,887 Like in the Lord's Prayer. "Deliver us from evil." 610 00:22:54,911 --> 00:22:56,511 It's all right there waiting to be tapped 611 00:22:56,579 --> 00:22:58,123 and told for new audiences. 612 00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:00,166 Mm-hmm. 613 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,435 You understand, don't you, Staci? 614 00:23:01,459 --> 00:23:02,585 You can see it. 615 00:23:02,752 --> 00:23:03,837 I do understand. 616 00:23:04,003 --> 00:23:05,713 And you can see it? 617 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,757 I can. 618 00:23:07,882 --> 00:23:09,050 [Ace] Come here. 619 00:23:09,217 --> 00:23:10,677 [Staci] Aw. 620 00:23:10,802 --> 00:23:11,886 God bless you. 621 00:23:12,011 --> 00:23:13,263 [Staci] Aw, I love you too. 622 00:23:17,225 --> 00:23:18,768 [Wild Bill] Hey. 623 00:23:21,938 --> 00:23:22,981 You all right? 624 00:23:23,148 --> 00:23:24,983 [Diego] I'm great. 625 00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,152 [Wild Bill] You don't seem great. 626 00:23:27,277 --> 00:23:28,194 [Diego] Yeah, well... 627 00:23:28,361 --> 00:23:30,029 Let's just do this. 628 00:23:30,196 --> 00:23:31,531 [Wild Bill] Yes, let's. 629 00:23:31,698 --> 00:23:33,241 Should we discuss the Condamned? 630 00:23:33,366 --> 00:23:34,409 You tell me. 631 00:23:35,535 --> 00:23:36,452 Let's discuss it. 632 00:23:36,619 --> 00:23:37,704 It was big news. 633 00:23:37,871 --> 00:23:40,123 Cool. 634 00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:43,376 Hey, hey. 635 00:23:43,543 --> 00:23:46,129 What is up with the pout-pout? 636 00:23:46,296 --> 00:23:48,214 I'm trying to help you, 637 00:23:48,381 --> 00:23:49,757 open doors for you. 638 00:23:49,924 --> 00:23:51,509 Expose you to stuff. Lift you up. 639 00:23:51,634 --> 00:23:52,844 Make your dreams come true. 640 00:23:53,011 --> 00:23:54,280 And you're pouty-pout man-pouting 641 00:23:54,304 --> 00:23:55,489 about I don't fucking know what. 642 00:23:55,513 --> 00:23:57,098 You treat me like a scrub. 643 00:23:59,809 --> 00:24:02,145 You treat me like a gofer. 644 00:24:02,270 --> 00:24:04,147 You aren't lifting me up. 645 00:24:04,314 --> 00:24:06,566 You're using me to buck up your fragile ego. 646 00:24:06,733 --> 00:24:07,942 My ego isn't fragile. 647 00:24:08,109 --> 00:24:10,195 Everyone's ego is fragile, 648 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,238 but good people don't treat other people badly 649 00:24:12,405 --> 00:24:13,448 to build theirs up. 650 00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:17,577 And... 651 00:24:18,494 --> 00:24:19,954 Three, two, one. 652 00:24:28,046 --> 00:24:29,172 Welcome. 653 00:24:32,342 --> 00:24:33,885 Quick bit of business. 654 00:24:34,052 --> 00:24:36,387 I know y'all love listening to the Wild Bill Podcast, 655 00:24:36,554 --> 00:24:39,098 but going forward, 656 00:24:39,265 --> 00:24:41,267 we got a new name in the title. 657 00:24:41,434 --> 00:24:45,772 Going forward, this is not the Wild Bill Podcast. 658 00:24:45,939 --> 00:24:47,607 This is the Wild Bill 659 00:24:47,774 --> 00:24:52,028 and Diego Cottonmouth Podcast. 660 00:24:53,321 --> 00:24:54,948 Been a great partnership so far 661 00:24:55,114 --> 00:24:57,867 and one I hope will continue. 662 00:24:58,034 --> 00:25:00,203 [soft music plays] 663 00:25:00,370 --> 00:25:01,955 [sighs] 664 00:25:02,121 --> 00:25:04,040 It's an honor to be with you, Bill. 665 00:25:04,207 --> 00:25:06,751 ♪ ♪ 666 00:25:06,918 --> 00:25:08,753 [laughs] 667 00:25:10,296 --> 00:25:11,881 All right, let's get into it, shall we? 668 00:25:12,048 --> 00:25:13,007 First up... 669 00:25:13,174 --> 00:25:15,843 ♪ ♪ 670 00:25:24,102 --> 00:25:26,688 Caitlyn, please get Brooks. 671 00:25:26,854 --> 00:25:28,064 He's coming. 672 00:25:28,189 --> 00:25:29,649 [executive] And please tell 673 00:25:29,816 --> 00:25:31,627 whoever redecorated my office over the weekend, 674 00:25:31,651 --> 00:25:33,820 who clearly thought they were doing me a favor, 675 00:25:33,987 --> 00:25:35,867 that when they redecorate, they shouldn't insult 676 00:25:35,905 --> 00:25:37,407 people's intelligence with fake books 677 00:25:37,573 --> 00:25:40,910 with... colorful spines that I would like to burn. 678 00:25:41,035 --> 00:25:44,664 Brooks, I am meeting with the board in two weeks. 679 00:25:44,831 --> 00:25:46,582 Please brighten my day with some good news. 680 00:25:46,749 --> 00:25:49,002 Darren Phillips scouted women's golf, 681 00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:51,212 said there might be some possibilities there. 682 00:25:51,379 --> 00:25:54,340 Taylor said that we can get Kentucky Derby coverage cheap. 683 00:25:54,507 --> 00:25:56,134 Imagine our surge in subscribers 684 00:25:56,259 --> 00:25:57,939 when people find out there's a new platform 685 00:25:58,052 --> 00:25:59,652 where you can watch horses running around 686 00:25:59,721 --> 00:26:01,764 while getting whipped, surrounded by women in hats. 687 00:26:01,931 --> 00:26:03,242 We're very much all over the place. 688 00:26:03,266 --> 00:26:04,392 We need not to be. 689 00:26:04,559 --> 00:26:06,060 I'm going to Florida to scope out 690 00:26:06,227 --> 00:26:08,038 some independent professional wrestling promotions. 691 00:26:08,062 --> 00:26:11,065 I hate professional wrestling even more than I hate horses. 692 00:26:11,190 --> 00:26:12,567 You don't hate horses. 693 00:26:12,734 --> 00:26:14,503 I hate when they're racing and getting whipped. 694 00:26:14,527 --> 00:26:16,404 You know, horses aren't naturally competitive. 695 00:26:16,571 --> 00:26:18,239 It's humans who make them that way. 696 00:26:18,364 --> 00:26:20,700 Perhaps I hate horses more because of the people 697 00:26:20,825 --> 00:26:22,720 who own them, who make them something they're not. 698 00:26:22,744 --> 00:26:25,246 Last year, total revenue for professional wrestling 699 00:26:25,413 --> 00:26:28,624 was 1.095 billion. 700 00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,790 I guess I could grow to love professional wrestling. 701 00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:33,671 Although, I hate when men wear those bikini pants. 702 00:26:33,796 --> 00:26:37,759 Either wear shorts or nothing, not in between. 703 00:26:37,925 --> 00:26:40,219 So we buy a wrestling promotion. 704 00:26:40,386 --> 00:26:42,513 More than one. Grab a handful. 705 00:26:42,638 --> 00:26:44,140 Promote the hell out of 'em. 706 00:26:44,307 --> 00:26:47,143 Build it, brand it, live shows and streamed content. 707 00:26:47,268 --> 00:26:48,519 Expand. Who knows? 708 00:26:48,644 --> 00:26:50,897 Maybe, in one to three years, it grows. 709 00:26:51,064 --> 00:26:54,776 Optimism is mental illness, but it's cute. 710 00:26:54,942 --> 00:26:56,778 Have fun. Don't drink. 711 00:26:56,944 --> 00:26:58,696 [Brooks] Hmm. 712 00:27:02,950 --> 00:27:04,410 [Willie] You look handy up there. 713 00:27:04,577 --> 00:27:06,221 [laughs] Just got to thinking how, every summer, 714 00:27:06,245 --> 00:27:08,015 we lose who knows how many thousands of dollars' 715 00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:10,249 worth of air conditioning out these windows. 716 00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:12,710 Hey, would you hand me that towel there? 717 00:27:12,877 --> 00:27:14,677 [Willie] I should get you to come to my place. 718 00:27:14,754 --> 00:27:16,589 [Staci] I'm happy to help wherever I can. 719 00:27:16,714 --> 00:27:19,509 Jack was thinking, with the cross-promotion chaos, 720 00:27:19,675 --> 00:27:21,153 things might get a little busy around here, 721 00:27:21,177 --> 00:27:22,678 so I figured I might as well help out. 722 00:27:22,845 --> 00:27:24,531 - All for one and all, you know. - Yeah, well, 723 00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:25,955 the list of things we need help with 724 00:27:26,099 --> 00:27:27,576 is never-ending. You don't wanna know. 725 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,434 I do. 726 00:27:28,601 --> 00:27:29,602 Sump pump's busted. 727 00:27:29,769 --> 00:27:31,187 - Maybe I don't. - Exactly. 728 00:27:31,354 --> 00:27:32,230 Oh, hey, Willie, 729 00:27:32,397 --> 00:27:34,607 before you go, uh, 730 00:27:34,774 --> 00:27:36,317 you connected with Sonya Tuckerman, 731 00:27:36,484 --> 00:27:37,524 the woman from the County? 732 00:27:37,652 --> 00:27:38,778 I did. Thanks. 733 00:27:38,945 --> 00:27:39,821 Okay. 734 00:27:40,696 --> 00:27:44,325 Yeah, so she got what she came for then? 735 00:27:44,492 --> 00:27:46,536 Saturday night, in the hallway? 736 00:27:46,702 --> 00:27:48,746 Yeah. She got it. 737 00:27:48,913 --> 00:27:50,581 Jack says she's the tax assessor. 738 00:27:50,748 --> 00:27:52,291 She is. 739 00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,293 I paid a bill. 740 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:56,003 For some bills, we write checks, 741 00:27:56,170 --> 00:27:57,505 and some we pay in cash. 742 00:27:57,672 --> 00:28:00,800 You pay the property taxes in cash, in an envelope? 743 00:28:00,967 --> 00:28:02,301 We do. 744 00:28:02,468 --> 00:28:03,821 We pay the property taxes in cash, in an envelope, 745 00:28:03,845 --> 00:28:05,179 and Sonya Tuckerman handles it. 746 00:28:05,346 --> 00:28:06,906 And if Sonya Tuckerman didn't handle it, 747 00:28:07,056 --> 00:28:08,349 we'd be screwed. 748 00:28:10,017 --> 00:28:12,311 That's enough of an answer. 749 00:28:12,478 --> 00:28:13,855 No, it isn't. 750 00:28:14,021 --> 00:28:15,106 [Willie] Staci... 751 00:28:17,066 --> 00:28:18,752 this isn't anything you need to worry about. 752 00:28:18,776 --> 00:28:19,670 It looks like it might be. 753 00:28:19,694 --> 00:28:20,945 [Willie] It isn't. 754 00:28:23,322 --> 00:28:24,842 Okay, look, there's-there's two kinds of women. 755 00:28:24,866 --> 00:28:26,576 There are women who get taken care of. 756 00:28:26,742 --> 00:28:28,303 You know, they emit some kind of soft vapor. 757 00:28:28,327 --> 00:28:29,996 People gather around and take care of 'em. 758 00:28:30,163 --> 00:28:31,789 That's you. 759 00:28:31,956 --> 00:28:33,374 And then there's me. 760 00:28:33,541 --> 00:28:35,918 I emit some kind of coal engine smoke. 761 00:28:36,085 --> 00:28:38,212 I get dirty, and I fix shit, 762 00:28:38,379 --> 00:28:40,173 and I stay up all night worrying about 763 00:28:40,339 --> 00:28:41,841 more dirty shit I gotta fix. 764 00:28:42,008 --> 00:28:43,819 I fix shit, so you don't have to spend a single second 765 00:28:43,843 --> 00:28:45,344 worrying about un-fixed shit. 766 00:28:45,511 --> 00:28:46,888 What's going on here, Willie? 767 00:28:47,054 --> 00:28:48,073 You wanna know what's going on? 768 00:28:48,097 --> 00:28:49,432 Here's what's going on. 769 00:28:49,599 --> 00:28:51,184 Tom and I made an agreement, years ago, 770 00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:52,744 that we would do whatever we needed to do 771 00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:54,270 to keep this place alive. 772 00:28:54,437 --> 00:28:56,457 And you don't need to worry about what those things are. 773 00:28:56,481 --> 00:28:57,315 Are they legal? 774 00:28:57,482 --> 00:28:58,524 [Willie] Some are. 775 00:28:58,691 --> 00:29:00,151 Well, whatever those other ones are, 776 00:29:00,276 --> 00:29:02,528 we're not doing 'em anymore. 777 00:29:02,695 --> 00:29:05,281 The DWL is a house of cards built on sand, 778 00:29:05,448 --> 00:29:07,450 in the middle of a hurricane, on a leaky boat. 779 00:29:07,617 --> 00:29:09,785 We do whatever we need to do. 780 00:29:09,952 --> 00:29:12,246 Does Jack know? 781 00:29:12,413 --> 00:29:14,790 [sighs] No. 782 00:29:14,957 --> 00:29:17,084 What else are we doing? 783 00:29:17,251 --> 00:29:18,669 I wanna know everything. 784 00:29:18,836 --> 00:29:20,421 I'm not gonna tell you everything. 785 00:29:20,588 --> 00:29:22,357 You're saying that to pretend like you're protecting me 786 00:29:22,381 --> 00:29:24,151 when, in fact, you're only protecting yourself. 787 00:29:24,175 --> 00:29:25,927 This turning into that kind of conversation? 788 00:29:26,093 --> 00:29:28,012 Everything that's going on, Jack needs to know. 789 00:29:28,179 --> 00:29:30,598 I need to know, so we can make it right... 790 00:29:30,765 --> 00:29:31,891 - [Willie laughs] - move on. 791 00:29:32,016 --> 00:29:33,601 "Make it right." 792 00:29:33,726 --> 00:29:37,396 Well, those are some big, shiny morals you've got there, 793 00:29:37,563 --> 00:29:40,525 but here's the problem with knowing stuff. 794 00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:44,737 You can't un-know it, so what if knowing stuff 795 00:29:44,904 --> 00:29:46,239 means finding out the DWL 796 00:29:46,405 --> 00:29:47,823 can't keep itself afloat legally 797 00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:49,825 and never has? 798 00:29:49,992 --> 00:29:52,232 What if it means finding out that Tom had years and years 799 00:29:52,328 --> 00:29:54,497 of promissory notes and third mortgages 800 00:29:54,664 --> 00:29:56,464 and lines of credit and business loans he knew 801 00:29:56,624 --> 00:29:58,251 he'd never be able to pay off? 802 00:29:58,417 --> 00:29:59,794 Hmm? 803 00:29:59,961 --> 00:30:01,754 Is that really something you wanna know? 804 00:30:01,921 --> 00:30:03,631 And how you gonna fix it? 805 00:30:03,798 --> 00:30:06,801 How you gonna fix over $100,000 in county property taxes 806 00:30:06,968 --> 00:30:08,487 that we avoided paying because Sonya Tuckerman 807 00:30:08,511 --> 00:30:10,471 had a crush on Tom? 808 00:30:10,638 --> 00:30:12,014 What are you gonna do? 809 00:30:12,181 --> 00:30:14,517 You gonna tell Jack his father wasn't only 810 00:30:14,684 --> 00:30:17,645 the bastard that left him, but also a hustler 811 00:30:17,812 --> 00:30:19,039 who didn't always tell the truth 812 00:30:19,063 --> 00:30:20,773 to get people to give him money? 813 00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:22,858 Tom didn't want Jack knowing anything 814 00:30:23,025 --> 00:30:25,111 'cause he didn't want wrestling ruining his life, 815 00:30:25,278 --> 00:30:27,530 and as for the DWL, 816 00:30:27,697 --> 00:30:29,490 he probably forgot he even willed it to him. 817 00:30:29,657 --> 00:30:32,034 That will hadn't been touched since Jack was six years old. 818 00:30:33,828 --> 00:30:35,830 Back when Tom thought, as did I, 819 00:30:35,997 --> 00:30:37,623 that this thing was gonna be something 820 00:30:37,790 --> 00:30:39,667 worth leaving someone. 821 00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:42,044 Stupid. 822 00:30:42,211 --> 00:30:46,257 Tom didn't do Jack any favors leaving him the DWL. 823 00:30:46,424 --> 00:30:48,217 He left him a rat's nest to untangle, 824 00:30:48,384 --> 00:30:50,845 and he left me with it. 825 00:30:51,012 --> 00:30:53,180 I'm just stupid enough to still be standing here, 826 00:30:53,347 --> 00:30:54,849 trying to fix it. 827 00:30:57,351 --> 00:30:59,395 You say you need to make it right. 828 00:30:59,562 --> 00:31:01,188 Make it right, Staci. 829 00:31:01,355 --> 00:31:02,857 Take it all. 830 00:31:03,024 --> 00:31:04,692 Tell Jack all about it. 831 00:31:04,859 --> 00:31:07,737 Jack's an honest man. 832 00:31:07,862 --> 00:31:10,823 We're all honest, till we're not. 833 00:31:10,990 --> 00:31:13,868 [somber music plays] 834 00:31:14,035 --> 00:31:16,662 ♪ ♪ 835 00:31:16,829 --> 00:31:17,913 [door slams] 836 00:31:20,374 --> 00:31:23,336 The Condamned is wrestling at Dystopia this week. 837 00:31:23,502 --> 00:31:24,962 No exceptions. 838 00:31:25,087 --> 00:31:27,381 [Jack] I'm not gonna blow the Condamned's whole character 839 00:31:27,548 --> 00:31:29,008 in some ordinary match with you. 840 00:31:29,175 --> 00:31:31,260 First, the character's been around what, three days? 841 00:31:31,385 --> 00:31:33,888 Second, a match with me is never ordinary. 842 00:31:34,055 --> 00:31:36,098 I'm the FWD champ. 843 00:31:36,265 --> 00:31:37,808 So by not wrestling me, you get to keep 844 00:31:37,975 --> 00:31:39,226 that belt a little longer. 845 00:31:39,352 --> 00:31:40,537 Ace doesn't wanna wrestle at Dystopia, 846 00:31:40,561 --> 00:31:41,646 so it's not gonna happen. 847 00:31:41,812 --> 00:31:43,898 You agreed to this cross-promotion. 848 00:31:44,065 --> 00:31:45,524 There's only one choice. 849 00:31:45,691 --> 00:31:48,211 Well, there's two, if you count gettin' sued and going bankrupt. 850 00:31:48,277 --> 00:31:50,613 I'd say Charlie doesn't care which, but he does. 851 00:31:50,780 --> 00:31:52,698 His character really means a lot to him. 852 00:31:52,865 --> 00:31:55,618 Next, you gonna tell me that he's not such a bad guy. 853 00:31:55,785 --> 00:31:59,080 You keep telling that to yourself until it sink in. 854 00:31:59,246 --> 00:32:00,873 He's the one you got to deal with, 855 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,875 because you punched him. 856 00:32:03,042 --> 00:32:05,294 So you just focus on what's next. 857 00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:08,798 Right now, you just do what you gotta do 858 00:32:08,964 --> 00:32:11,676 so your bill don't get past due. 859 00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:13,052 Ciao. 860 00:32:17,890 --> 00:32:19,725 Tell me I'm being short-sighted. 861 00:32:19,892 --> 00:32:21,435 You're not being short-sighted. 862 00:32:21,602 --> 00:32:23,705 You're trying to pretend you got a choice when you don't. 863 00:32:23,729 --> 00:32:25,856 We can make it a shoot. 864 00:32:26,023 --> 00:32:27,876 Go down there, and pin him when he's not expecting it. 865 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:29,378 [Jack] Ace, you can hold him down for an hour, 866 00:32:29,402 --> 00:32:31,320 and the ref will never count to three. 867 00:32:31,487 --> 00:32:34,240 Besides, you said you don't wanna go back to Dystopia, 868 00:32:34,407 --> 00:32:35,287 and I don't blame you. 869 00:32:35,408 --> 00:32:36,659 I definitely don't. 870 00:32:36,826 --> 00:32:38,035 It's not like I wanna go. 871 00:32:38,202 --> 00:32:40,122 I'm just saying, as your brother, if you told me, 872 00:32:40,287 --> 00:32:41,455 "I need you to do it..." 873 00:32:41,622 --> 00:32:42,665 No. 874 00:32:43,833 --> 00:32:45,501 If you really don't got a choice... 875 00:32:45,668 --> 00:32:46,669 It's my fuck-up. 876 00:32:46,836 --> 00:32:48,045 It's not yours. 877 00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:49,481 You punched him 'cause you were trying 878 00:32:49,505 --> 00:32:51,173 to save me from him. 879 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,342 That was the wrong way to handle it. 880 00:32:53,509 --> 00:32:55,720 This is your character. 881 00:32:55,845 --> 00:32:59,265 Don't go messing with it just to cover my mistake. 882 00:32:59,432 --> 00:33:02,101 Fuck Gully. 883 00:33:02,268 --> 00:33:03,686 I'd rather go down in flames. 884 00:33:03,811 --> 00:33:05,604 I don't want you to go down in flames. 885 00:33:05,771 --> 00:33:07,565 I don't want us to go down in flames. 886 00:33:07,732 --> 00:33:09,525 Besides, flames are the sort of situation 887 00:33:09,692 --> 00:33:11,777 the Condamned's trying to steer away from anyway. 888 00:33:11,944 --> 00:33:13,821 [both laugh] 889 00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:17,825 We really are fucked. 890 00:33:19,326 --> 00:33:20,453 Nah, not really. 891 00:33:20,619 --> 00:33:21,954 It's just wrestling. 892 00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,084 Give him Crystal. 893 00:33:27,251 --> 00:33:28,627 Gully wants me, not Crystal. 894 00:33:28,794 --> 00:33:30,188 Gully wants you to wrestle, so don't wrestle. 895 00:33:30,212 --> 00:33:31,380 Appear. 896 00:33:31,547 --> 00:33:32,649 Ten seconds. You're in. You're out. 897 00:33:32,673 --> 00:33:33,549 Boom. It's over. 898 00:33:33,674 --> 00:33:34,967 Gully'd wanna win the night. 899 00:33:35,134 --> 00:33:35,944 [Willie] Then Gully wins the night. 900 00:33:35,968 --> 00:33:36,886 So what? 901 00:33:37,052 --> 00:33:38,846 Move on. Cut your losses, right? 902 00:33:39,013 --> 00:33:41,390 Let's stop acting like we got a choice in the matter. 903 00:33:41,557 --> 00:33:42,683 Just do it. Go. 904 00:33:42,808 --> 00:33:45,060 We can't throw Crystal to the wolves. 905 00:33:45,186 --> 00:33:46,312 Not at this point. 906 00:33:46,479 --> 00:33:47,897 Crystal just survived y'all's asses. 907 00:33:48,063 --> 00:33:50,566 Y'all are wolves, bears, lions, and hyenas. 908 00:33:50,733 --> 00:33:52,651 And jackasses. Crystal can handle Dystopia. 909 00:33:52,818 --> 00:33:54,737 She can handle whatever comes at her next. 910 00:33:54,904 --> 00:33:56,155 Stop talking. 911 00:33:56,322 --> 00:33:57,364 Let's fix this shit. 912 00:33:57,531 --> 00:34:00,493 [soft music plays] 913 00:34:00,659 --> 00:34:02,787 ♪ ♪ 914 00:34:02,912 --> 00:34:06,999 [sighs and laughs] 915 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,585 [Willie] Those are something. The bracelets. 916 00:34:12,213 --> 00:34:13,714 [Crystal] Elle left them for me. 917 00:34:13,839 --> 00:34:15,800 [Willie] Bargain-basement Wonder Woman she was. 918 00:34:17,384 --> 00:34:18,677 She was nice. 919 00:34:18,844 --> 00:34:20,554 Come sit. 920 00:34:23,891 --> 00:34:27,228 Crystal, Jack is sending Ace to Dystopia. 921 00:34:27,394 --> 00:34:28,604 Not sending. 922 00:34:28,729 --> 00:34:30,523 It's voluntary. He wants to go. 923 00:34:30,688 --> 00:34:32,066 Now Gully's being a dick. 924 00:34:32,233 --> 00:34:34,443 Sun's gonna rise tomorrow too. Big surprise. 925 00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:36,779 Anyhow, Ace is gonna do it. 926 00:34:36,945 --> 00:34:37,987 One night. 927 00:34:40,241 --> 00:34:42,451 And I think you should go too. 928 00:34:42,618 --> 00:34:45,204 Lemons outta lemonade, or other way around, 929 00:34:45,371 --> 00:34:48,916 but the thing is, 930 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:52,545 you were right about the women's league. 931 00:34:52,711 --> 00:34:54,421 It's time we shit or get off the pot. 932 00:34:54,588 --> 00:34:57,466 We'll make Gully put you in a match with one of his girls. 933 00:34:57,591 --> 00:34:58,634 Women. 934 00:34:58,801 --> 00:35:00,121 You know, someone from his roster. 935 00:35:00,261 --> 00:35:01,821 He's got a lot of 'em, women down there. 936 00:35:01,929 --> 00:35:03,722 Could be a big boost, 937 00:35:03,889 --> 00:35:06,100 one you couldn't get here, 938 00:35:06,267 --> 00:35:11,313 not without more women on our roster, so go. 939 00:35:13,065 --> 00:35:15,568 Don't just stand there, staring at an open door. 940 00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:16,902 Don't question it. 941 00:35:17,069 --> 00:35:19,071 This is a chance. 942 00:35:19,238 --> 00:35:23,409 You take it, and it'll lead to another and another. 943 00:35:23,534 --> 00:35:24,869 You get in that ring at Dystopia, 944 00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:26,620 and you say, "Shove it up your ass. 945 00:35:26,745 --> 00:35:27,997 I am here to sparkle." 946 00:35:28,163 --> 00:35:30,499 [laughs softly] 947 00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:32,918 And I'll be there to protect you. 948 00:35:33,085 --> 00:35:36,005 [warm music plays] 949 00:35:36,171 --> 00:35:38,966 ♪ ♪ 950 00:35:39,091 --> 00:35:41,510 Okay. 951 00:35:41,677 --> 00:35:42,970 I'll do it. 952 00:35:46,432 --> 00:35:47,850 Willie says Gully has me wrestling 953 00:35:48,017 --> 00:35:49,643 some woman named Venus Cancer. 954 00:35:49,810 --> 00:35:51,562 - Mm-hmm. - Willie talked to her. 955 00:35:51,729 --> 00:35:52,980 - Says she's cool. - See? 956 00:35:53,105 --> 00:35:54,291 You were all worried you were gonna have 957 00:35:54,315 --> 00:35:55,900 a week off and lose momentum, 958 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:58,277 and now you're a featured act at Dystopia. 959 00:35:58,444 --> 00:35:59,987 That's five times our crowd. 960 00:36:00,154 --> 00:36:01,864 Trust your destiny. 961 00:36:02,031 --> 00:36:03,240 Faith. 962 00:36:03,407 --> 00:36:04,742 It's not a lot of prep time. 963 00:36:04,909 --> 00:36:06,660 [Bobby] Your entire life, up to this moment, 964 00:36:06,827 --> 00:36:07,870 has been prep time. 965 00:36:08,037 --> 00:36:10,039 God placed you in this moment, 966 00:36:10,205 --> 00:36:11,707 not to test you, 967 00:36:11,874 --> 00:36:13,667 to reward you, 968 00:36:13,834 --> 00:36:15,794 to shine a spotlight on you. 969 00:36:15,961 --> 00:36:17,379 I know this. 970 00:36:17,546 --> 00:36:21,133 I do not know a lot, but I know this. 971 00:36:22,176 --> 00:36:23,594 [laughs] 972 00:36:23,761 --> 00:36:27,473 At what point does, like, your face fall off, 973 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,974 revealing yourself to be some kind 974 00:36:29,141 --> 00:36:31,769 of romance novel android man 975 00:36:31,894 --> 00:36:34,897 engineered to make me feel good about myself 976 00:36:35,064 --> 00:36:36,982 when I'm at my lowest and most uncertain? 977 00:36:37,149 --> 00:36:38,233 Hmm. 978 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,110 I cannot compute what you say, Crystal. 979 00:36:40,277 --> 00:36:41,445 Go win! 980 00:36:41,570 --> 00:36:43,530 Bobby 2000 at your service. 981 00:36:43,697 --> 00:36:45,824 - Thank you. - [Bobby] Mm-hmm. 982 00:36:47,826 --> 00:36:49,078 Don't worry about calling. 983 00:36:49,244 --> 00:36:50,955 Stay focused. 984 00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:53,374 [Ace] Oh, Jack says it's time to roll. 985 00:36:53,540 --> 00:36:54,583 Bobby, wish us luck. 986 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,168 [Bobby] Oh, you don't need it. 987 00:36:56,293 --> 00:36:58,295 We'll be watching on the Dystopia livestream. 988 00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:59,820 - Crush it, Crystal. - [Crystal] Mm. 989 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,007 And you give 'em hell, Condamned. 990 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,105 I really like you. 991 00:37:16,271 --> 00:37:18,023 You know what I mean? 992 00:37:19,483 --> 00:37:21,026 I really like you too. 993 00:37:21,193 --> 00:37:23,028 [laughs] 994 00:37:23,195 --> 00:37:25,948 [tender music plays] 995 00:37:26,073 --> 00:37:29,076 ♪ ♪ 996 00:37:32,496 --> 00:37:35,332 ["Long Cool Woman" playing] 997 00:37:35,499 --> 00:37:38,502 ♪ ♪ 998 00:37:42,715 --> 00:37:46,093 [singer] ♪ Saturday night I was downtown ♪ 999 00:37:46,218 --> 00:37:49,596 ♪ Working for the FBI ♪ 1000 00:37:49,722 --> 00:37:52,933 ♪ Sittin' in a nest Of bad men ♪ 1001 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:57,730 ♪ Whiskey bottles Piling high ♪ 1002 00:37:57,896 --> 00:38:01,233 ♪ Bootlegging boozer On the west side ♪ 1003 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,778 ♪ Full of people Who are doing wrong ♪ 1004 00:38:04,903 --> 00:38:08,323 ♪ Just about to call up The DA man ♪ 1005 00:38:08,490 --> 00:38:13,746 ♪ When I heard this woman Sing a song ♪ 1006 00:38:13,871 --> 00:38:17,082 ♪ A pair of 45's Made me open my eyes ♪ 1007 00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:20,085 ♪ My temperature Started to rise... ♪ 1008 00:38:20,252 --> 00:38:21,336 No, no, no. 1009 00:38:21,503 --> 00:38:22,981 Now, now, now, right after that, Venus, 1010 00:38:23,005 --> 00:38:23,898 I need you to kick out. 1011 00:38:23,922 --> 00:38:24,923 Kick out! 1012 00:38:25,090 --> 00:38:26,592 There it is. Good job. 1013 00:38:26,759 --> 00:38:28,594 Yo, Rooster, heads up. 1014 00:38:28,761 --> 00:38:30,637 And, well, looky here. 1015 00:38:34,099 --> 00:38:35,267 Hello, old friends. 1016 00:38:35,434 --> 00:38:37,811 Now, folks, let's give a warm Dystopia welcome 1017 00:38:37,978 --> 00:38:40,981 to our partners from the DWL. 1018 00:38:41,148 --> 00:38:44,526 [polite applause] 1019 00:38:44,693 --> 00:38:47,654 ♪ ♪ 1020 00:38:49,406 --> 00:38:51,206 So I have some thoughts on how this should go. 1021 00:38:51,325 --> 00:38:52,510 Well, your thoughts better involve 1022 00:38:52,534 --> 00:38:53,994 you getting your asses kicked. 1023 00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:55,305 [Jack] Rooster, I need your help persuading Gully 1024 00:38:55,329 --> 00:38:57,289 that what I've booked is great. 1025 00:38:57,456 --> 00:38:59,184 Look, Jack, I'm not here to help you with your business, 1026 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:01,835 yo bitchin', your complainin', or persuadin'. 1027 00:39:02,002 --> 00:39:03,754 Look, good shit sells itself. 1028 00:39:03,921 --> 00:39:07,674 Sell some good shit without Condemnation Man winning, 1029 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,384 and Gully will bite. 1030 00:39:11,303 --> 00:39:14,223 Why, in the name of whatever almighty God 1031 00:39:14,389 --> 00:39:17,267 created this dog-eat-dog world should I let you 1032 00:39:17,434 --> 00:39:19,186 book what happens in my ring 1033 00:39:19,311 --> 00:39:21,456 and trust that you're actually gonna go through with it? 1034 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,899 Well, first off, you get to punch me in the face. 1035 00:39:24,024 --> 00:39:25,609 - Yay, Dad. - Yeah, yay me. 1036 00:39:25,734 --> 00:39:26,735 Okay, keep going. 1037 00:39:26,902 --> 00:39:28,237 It gets better. 1038 00:39:32,116 --> 00:39:33,408 Brooks Rizzo just texted. 1039 00:39:33,575 --> 00:39:34,910 He's gonna be a little bit late. 1040 00:39:35,077 --> 00:39:36,471 We're not gonna start the show without him, 1041 00:39:36,495 --> 00:39:37,639 so meet him out there for will-call. 1042 00:39:37,663 --> 00:39:38,943 Sit next to him during the show. 1043 00:39:38,997 --> 00:39:39,933 If he needs anything, get it to him. 1044 00:39:39,957 --> 00:39:41,041 - Dad? - Yes? 1045 00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:42,543 - I got this. - Okay. Thank you. 1046 00:39:44,211 --> 00:39:45,587 [bell dings] 1047 00:39:45,754 --> 00:39:48,215 [groans in pain] 1048 00:39:48,382 --> 00:39:51,343 [crowd cheering] 1049 00:39:54,638 --> 00:39:56,723 [crowd jeering] 1050 00:39:58,684 --> 00:40:01,186 [dramatic slow drumbeat plays] 1051 00:40:02,521 --> 00:40:05,232 [crowd] Ooh! 1052 00:40:06,984 --> 00:40:08,318 Yeah! 1053 00:40:12,197 --> 00:40:13,740 [referee] Get her on the corner, Venus. 1054 00:40:18,078 --> 00:40:19,371 Aha! 1055 00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:25,127 You okay, Crystal? 1056 00:40:41,935 --> 00:40:44,313 [crowd groans] 1057 00:40:44,479 --> 00:40:45,522 You okay, Venus? 1058 00:40:45,689 --> 00:40:47,065 Venus? 1059 00:41:00,954 --> 00:41:03,999 [crowd booing] 1060 00:41:06,126 --> 00:41:07,377 Okay. 1061 00:41:10,339 --> 00:41:12,049 Holy shit. 1062 00:41:12,925 --> 00:41:15,427 One, two... 1063 00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:19,264 All right. She's great. 1064 00:41:19,431 --> 00:41:21,016 Let's see how she is on the mic. 1065 00:41:21,141 --> 00:41:22,911 I am not gonna be thrown off by your words, Jack. 1066 00:41:22,935 --> 00:41:24,228 I learned all of them. 1067 00:41:24,394 --> 00:41:26,146 I was in the senior class play, Godspell. 1068 00:41:26,271 --> 00:41:27,564 Okay. Pipe down, Pippin. 1069 00:41:32,945 --> 00:41:36,323 I didn't do Pippin. 1070 00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:39,201 Pippin was not as good of a musical. 1071 00:41:53,632 --> 00:41:54,883 Crystal, you wanna give... 1072 00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:56,027 Crystal, you wanna give up? 1073 00:41:56,051 --> 00:41:57,135 No. 1074 00:41:57,302 --> 00:41:58,553 Whoo! 1075 00:42:02,683 --> 00:42:04,810 [referee] No, she's doin' it! She's doin' it! 1076 00:42:04,977 --> 00:42:06,478 Go! 1077 00:42:17,990 --> 00:42:20,867 One, two... two. 1078 00:42:21,034 --> 00:42:22,202 Two. 1079 00:42:22,327 --> 00:42:25,163 - Hey! Hey! - [grunts in pain] 1080 00:42:25,330 --> 00:42:28,166 Hey, where are you going? Get back in here! 1081 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:29,835 No más! Ah! 1082 00:42:30,002 --> 00:42:31,962 [crowd booing] 1083 00:42:32,129 --> 00:42:33,839 Don't look at me. I'm still here. 1084 00:42:33,964 --> 00:42:35,716 Y'all came to see wrestling, right? 1085 00:42:35,882 --> 00:42:38,760 [rock music playing on speakers] 1086 00:42:38,885 --> 00:42:41,888 ♪ ♪ 1087 00:42:47,019 --> 00:42:49,813 [crowd chanting "Gully"] 1088 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:52,983 ♪ ♪ 1089 00:43:27,934 --> 00:43:31,897 Crystal Tyler! 1090 00:43:32,064 --> 00:43:33,482 That's a great name. 1091 00:43:33,607 --> 00:43:35,525 You got a lot of guts coming down here, 1092 00:43:35,692 --> 00:43:38,945 taking on my number one lady, Venus Cancer. 1093 00:43:39,112 --> 00:43:40,781 Hey, Kevin, give her a mic. 1094 00:43:40,906 --> 00:43:42,824 Crystal, you and I need to talk. 1095 00:43:42,991 --> 00:43:45,160 Talk about what? How your wrestler is a coward? 1096 00:43:45,285 --> 00:43:46,828 - [crowd] Ooh! - Venus is not a coward. 1097 00:43:46,995 --> 00:43:48,663 She was just following orders. 1098 00:43:48,789 --> 00:43:53,418 My orders, because this is my ring, and I am God! 1099 00:43:53,585 --> 00:43:56,546 [crowd cheering] 1100 00:43:59,674 --> 00:44:00,759 I wanted to see 1101 00:44:00,926 --> 00:44:02,427 the Crystal Tyler show in person. 1102 00:44:02,594 --> 00:44:06,264 You have come a long way in a very short time. 1103 00:44:06,431 --> 00:44:10,352 From valet, to DWL champ, to women's champ, 1104 00:44:10,477 --> 00:44:14,856 to pound-for-pound the toughest S-O-B in the DWL. 1105 00:44:15,023 --> 00:44:15,774 It's true! 1106 00:44:15,941 --> 00:44:18,735 [crowd] Yeah! 1107 00:44:18,902 --> 00:44:20,570 But tonight, I have been reminded 1108 00:44:20,737 --> 00:44:23,323 of a very important botanical truth. 1109 00:44:23,490 --> 00:44:26,284 Even in a shit pile like the DWL, 1110 00:44:26,451 --> 00:44:29,454 a lovely rose can still bloom. 1111 00:44:29,579 --> 00:44:31,498 [crowd laughs] 1112 00:44:32,582 --> 00:44:36,169 Okay, so to me, the real sin is to leave that rose 1113 00:44:36,336 --> 00:44:38,922 growing in a shit pile. 1114 00:44:39,089 --> 00:44:42,050 Oh, Hole-i-o, please bring me my briefcase. 1115 00:44:42,217 --> 00:44:45,971 [crowd cheering] 1116 00:44:46,138 --> 00:44:47,347 Listen up, Crystal. 1117 00:44:47,514 --> 00:44:50,809 I wanna be in the Crystal Tyler business. 1118 00:44:50,976 --> 00:44:54,146 I wanna see you realize your full potential, 1119 00:44:54,312 --> 00:44:55,480 not selfishly, 1120 00:44:55,647 --> 00:44:58,066 but for the industry that we both love. 1121 00:44:58,233 --> 00:45:01,069 I wanna build the Crystal Tyler brand, 1122 00:45:01,236 --> 00:45:03,738 so please, just take a seat and hear my pitch. 1123 00:45:03,905 --> 00:45:05,157 Sit. Sit. Sit. 1124 00:45:05,323 --> 00:45:08,410 [crowd chanting "sit"] 1125 00:45:08,535 --> 00:45:09,536 Come on. You're my guest. 1126 00:45:09,661 --> 00:45:10,579 Sit down. 1127 00:45:10,745 --> 00:45:13,874 Please just sit. 1128 00:45:13,999 --> 00:45:16,918 [crowd cheers] 1129 00:45:17,085 --> 00:45:19,421 I need Crystal Tyler pay-per-views. 1130 00:45:19,588 --> 00:45:21,756 Crystal Tyler action figures. 1131 00:45:21,882 --> 00:45:23,175 Crystal Tyler home goods. 1132 00:45:23,341 --> 00:45:24,861 You know what I'm talking about, right? 1133 00:45:24,926 --> 00:45:28,555 We both know that as long as you stay in the DWL, 1134 00:45:28,722 --> 00:45:30,015 that will never happen. 1135 00:45:30,182 --> 00:45:33,560 Jack Spade can't take you to the top, but I can. 1136 00:45:33,727 --> 00:45:37,272 [crowd] Yeah! 1137 00:45:37,439 --> 00:45:39,858 You know, Rooster used to be with the DWL, but, Rooster, 1138 00:45:40,025 --> 00:45:42,065 before you started working with me, what kind of car 1139 00:45:42,110 --> 00:45:43,737 - did you drive? - Tercel. 1140 00:45:43,904 --> 00:45:45,530 [laughter] 1141 00:45:45,697 --> 00:45:47,115 It's a fine car. It's a fine car, 1142 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,576 but what kind of car are you driving now? 1143 00:45:49,743 --> 00:45:51,036 Lamborghini. 1144 00:45:51,203 --> 00:45:55,582 [crowd] Whoo! 1145 00:45:55,749 --> 00:45:59,419 I can make you a star beyond your wildest dreams. 1146 00:45:59,586 --> 00:46:01,421 Crystal Tyler, I want you to join 1147 00:46:01,588 --> 00:46:04,341 Florida Wrestling Dystopia! 1148 00:46:04,508 --> 00:46:06,635 [crowd roaring] 1149 00:46:06,801 --> 00:46:10,514 [crowd chanting "yes"] 1150 00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:20,649 You know, being born in Duffy means being born 1151 00:46:20,815 --> 00:46:22,943 into low expectations. 1152 00:46:23,109 --> 00:46:25,403 When you come from nothing, it's okay to not succeed. 1153 00:46:25,570 --> 00:46:27,048 It's probably why I never thought of myself 1154 00:46:27,072 --> 00:46:29,449 being worth a damn. 1155 00:46:29,616 --> 00:46:32,744 Mr. Gully, I have been through stuff that no kid 1156 00:46:32,911 --> 00:46:35,497 should ever have to go through, 1157 00:46:35,664 --> 00:46:38,333 overcame way more than I should have. 1158 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:39,626 And just when I thought 1159 00:46:39,793 --> 00:46:42,379 I couldn't squeeze out any more fight, 1160 00:46:42,546 --> 00:46:45,131 the Spade brothers gave me a home. 1161 00:46:45,257 --> 00:46:46,591 And I'm not talking about a home 1162 00:46:46,716 --> 00:46:49,511 with a fireplace and a big-screen TV 1163 00:46:49,678 --> 00:46:51,179 and a comfy, cozy couch. 1164 00:46:51,346 --> 00:46:54,641 No, I'm talking about a home that was built for me. 1165 00:46:54,808 --> 00:46:56,268 The ring. 1166 00:46:56,434 --> 00:46:57,686 Because in the ring, 1167 00:46:57,852 --> 00:47:01,273 all the bullshit that used to bury me 1168 00:47:01,439 --> 00:47:04,192 can't even touch me! 1169 00:47:04,317 --> 00:47:08,446 And so, for that, I'm forever grateful for the Spade family. 1170 00:47:08,613 --> 00:47:12,200 [crowd] Boo! 1171 00:47:12,367 --> 00:47:16,496 But this is a business, 1172 00:47:16,663 --> 00:47:20,000 and it's a nasty one, at that. 1173 00:47:20,166 --> 00:47:24,796 And there is no one looking out for me now except for me. 1174 00:47:24,963 --> 00:47:27,549 [audience groans] 1175 00:47:27,674 --> 00:47:29,259 Truth is, Mr. Gully, 1176 00:47:29,426 --> 00:47:34,055 I deserve everything you offer and then some. 1177 00:47:34,180 --> 00:47:36,808 Mm-hmm. 1178 00:47:36,975 --> 00:47:39,686 You want Crystal Tyler in Dystopia? 1179 00:47:43,231 --> 00:47:45,150 You want Crystal Tyler in Dystopia? 1180 00:47:45,317 --> 00:47:48,153 - [Gully] Let's hear it, folks! - [crowd cheering] 1181 00:47:51,865 --> 00:47:53,199 [Gully] Let's hear it! 1182 00:47:55,035 --> 00:47:57,746 Well, then you know what? 1183 00:48:00,457 --> 00:48:02,167 My answer is... 1184 00:48:04,336 --> 00:48:05,879 hell no! 1185 00:48:06,046 --> 00:48:09,174 I ain't no sellout, and I am never working 1186 00:48:09,341 --> 00:48:11,593 for a bottom-feeding maggot like you. 1187 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,512 DWL for life! 1188 00:48:14,679 --> 00:48:18,058 [crowd booing] 1189 00:48:18,224 --> 00:48:20,727 Go on! Get out of here! 1190 00:48:20,894 --> 00:48:22,145 [Gully] All right. 1191 00:48:22,270 --> 00:48:25,440 First, I just wanna say ow. 1192 00:48:27,067 --> 00:48:28,985 And now that you've done the loyalty act, 1193 00:48:29,152 --> 00:48:30,945 let's get down to business. 1194 00:48:31,071 --> 00:48:32,572 Help me out, Hole. 1195 00:48:32,739 --> 00:48:35,116 This right here is a two-year contract 1196 00:48:35,241 --> 00:48:38,620 for you to join FWD, 1197 00:48:38,787 --> 00:48:43,083 and right here... 1198 00:48:43,249 --> 00:48:45,585 is $100,000! 1199 00:48:45,752 --> 00:48:48,004 [crowd] Whoo! 1200 00:48:51,591 --> 00:48:55,553 A bonus for signing it! 1201 00:48:57,138 --> 00:49:00,141 Did Jack Spade ever give you this kind of an opportunity? 1202 00:49:00,308 --> 00:49:01,935 No, he did not. 1203 00:49:02,102 --> 00:49:05,480 You will never see this amount of money 1204 00:49:05,647 --> 00:49:09,901 for as long as you're with Jack Spade and the DWL, 1205 00:49:10,068 --> 00:49:12,153 no matter how hard you grind, 1206 00:49:12,278 --> 00:49:14,572 no matter how much you deserve it. 1207 00:49:14,739 --> 00:49:17,409 But you work for me, you will be set for life. 1208 00:49:17,575 --> 00:49:19,911 Work for me, and you have security 1209 00:49:20,078 --> 00:49:22,414 for you and your loved ones. 1210 00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:24,249 Or are you gonna throw away 1211 00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:26,501 the biggest opportunity of your life 1212 00:49:26,626 --> 00:49:30,338 for some silly and blind devotion to Jack Spade? 1213 00:49:30,463 --> 00:49:33,508 [crowd chanting "sign"] 1214 00:49:37,095 --> 00:49:39,931 Sign! Sign! Sign! 1215 00:49:41,433 --> 00:49:42,642 Hey, Gully! 1216 00:49:42,809 --> 00:49:44,519 - [crowd] Boo! - Shut up! 1217 00:49:44,686 --> 00:49:47,105 You get the hell away from her! 1218 00:49:47,272 --> 00:49:48,273 [crowd booing] 1219 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,667 [Gully] All right. Let's hear him. 1220 00:49:49,691 --> 00:49:50,859 Let's hear him out. 1221 00:49:51,025 --> 00:49:53,111 [Jack] Maybe you're hard of hearing, 1222 00:49:53,278 --> 00:49:55,822 but you cannot buy Crystal Tyler! 1223 00:49:55,989 --> 00:49:59,200 She's no sellout, like you! 1224 00:49:59,325 --> 00:50:02,162 [crowd] Boo! 1225 00:50:02,328 --> 00:50:03,413 Well, well, well, Jack. 1226 00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:04,860 It's, uh, not really a surprise, 1227 00:50:04,956 --> 00:50:06,124 you showing up here tonight. 1228 00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:07,792 I see how you're looking at Rooster, 1229 00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:10,754 like the one who got away, and so you're here, now, 1230 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,672 beg Crystal to not leave too. 1231 00:50:12,839 --> 00:50:14,299 [Jack] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1232 00:50:14,466 --> 00:50:17,218 Crystal Tyler chooses her own words! 1233 00:50:17,343 --> 00:50:20,472 I'm not here to plead with her to stay. 1234 00:50:20,638 --> 00:50:23,808 I'm here to fight by her side! 1235 00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:27,854 She's always had my back, and I will always have hers! 1236 00:50:27,979 --> 00:50:30,815 Crystal's not here to have your back. 1237 00:50:30,982 --> 00:50:32,567 She's here to stab you in it! 1238 00:50:32,734 --> 00:50:34,736 [crowd] Oh! 1239 00:50:34,903 --> 00:50:37,030 [Crystal] Whoo! 1240 00:50:37,197 --> 00:50:38,573 Yeah! 1241 00:50:43,787 --> 00:50:45,955 [laughs] 1242 00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:50,835 [quietly] Nice writing, Jack. 1243 00:50:53,379 --> 00:50:56,090 [Crystal] Whoo! [laughs] 1244 00:50:56,257 --> 00:50:57,759 Yes! 1245 00:50:57,884 --> 00:50:59,594 Bye-bye, Jack. 1246 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:04,849 Looks like we got a deal! 1247 00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:08,019 Whoo! Dystopia! 1248 00:51:08,186 --> 00:51:09,270 Whoo! 1249 00:51:09,437 --> 00:51:12,232 [crowd cheering] 1250 00:51:12,398 --> 00:51:14,400 Whoo-hoo! 1251 00:51:19,989 --> 00:51:21,366 Looks like Jack's waking up a bit! 1252 00:51:21,533 --> 00:51:22,575 Get him! 1253 00:51:22,742 --> 00:51:26,746 [crowd chanting "fight"] 1254 00:51:26,913 --> 00:51:28,206 [circuits humming] 1255 00:51:28,331 --> 00:51:29,707 [switch clangs] 1256 00:51:29,874 --> 00:51:32,710 [heroic music plays] 1257 00:51:32,877 --> 00:51:35,880 ♪ ♪ 1258 00:51:47,225 --> 00:51:50,603 [loud impacts] 1259 00:51:51,563 --> 00:51:53,439 [wrestlers groaning] 1260 00:51:53,606 --> 00:51:56,651 [crowd murmuring confusedly] 1261 00:51:57,861 --> 00:52:01,531 Wherever you are, Jack Spade, this isn't over! 1262 00:52:01,698 --> 00:52:03,741 Dystopia for life! 1263 00:52:03,908 --> 00:52:04,951 [crowd roars] 1264 00:52:05,118 --> 00:52:07,161 Yeah! 1265 00:52:09,330 --> 00:52:10,456 Yessir! 1266 00:52:10,623 --> 00:52:12,584 Pop on that zipline was fucking incredible! 1267 00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:16,129 Aw, dude, you wrote the shit out of that. 1268 00:52:16,296 --> 00:52:17,630 - Crystal. - Yeah. 1269 00:52:17,797 --> 00:52:19,632 Crystal. Jesus. 1270 00:52:19,757 --> 00:52:20,818 Hey, how long do you think it'll take 1271 00:52:20,842 --> 00:52:21,762 for the arena to clear? 1272 00:52:21,926 --> 00:52:23,469 Hopefully soon. I gotta piss. 1273 00:52:23,595 --> 00:52:26,222 Just go here. I'll move. 1274 00:52:26,389 --> 00:52:27,682 What? 1275 00:52:27,849 --> 00:52:29,976 [crowd cheering] 1276 00:52:30,143 --> 00:52:32,270 Yeah! Whoo! 1277 00:52:32,437 --> 00:52:35,398 Yeah! 1278 00:52:43,156 --> 00:52:46,618 [crowd cheering, chanting "Gully is God"] 1279 00:52:46,784 --> 00:52:48,161 [Brooks] Excuse me. 1280 00:52:48,328 --> 00:52:49,805 Somebody told me that you work with Crystal Tyler 1281 00:52:49,829 --> 00:52:50,749 and the Spade brothers. 1282 00:52:50,872 --> 00:52:51,831 I do. 1283 00:52:51,998 --> 00:52:53,166 I'm Brooks Rizzo. 1284 00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:55,418 I would love to know more about them. 1285 00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:57,337 Like what? 1286 00:52:57,503 --> 00:52:58,546 Everything. 1287 00:53:00,506 --> 00:53:03,343 ["Long Cool Woman" playing] 1288 00:53:03,509 --> 00:53:06,763 ♪ ♪ 1289 00:53:06,930 --> 00:53:10,350 [singer] ♪ Saturday night I was downtown ♪ 1290 00:53:10,516 --> 00:53:14,062 ♪ Working for the FBI ♪ 1291 00:53:14,187 --> 00:53:17,482 ♪ Sittin' in a nest Of bad men ♪ 1292 00:53:17,649 --> 00:53:22,528 ♪ Whiskey bottles Piling high ♪ 1293 00:53:22,695 --> 00:53:25,698 ♪ Bootlegging boozer On the west side ♪ 1294 00:53:25,823 --> 00:53:29,494 ♪ Full of people Who are doing wrong ♪ 1295 00:53:29,661 --> 00:53:32,789 ♪ Just about to call up The DA man ♪ 1296 00:53:32,914 --> 00:53:36,918 ♪ When I heard this woman Sing a song ♪ 1297 00:53:37,043 --> 00:53:38,419 ♪ ♪ 1298 00:53:38,544 --> 00:53:41,714 ♪ A pair of 45's Made me open my eyes ♪ 1299 00:53:41,881 --> 00:53:46,469 ♪ My temperature started To rise ♪ 1300 00:53:46,636 --> 00:53:50,014 ♪ She was a long cool woman In a black dress ♪ 1301 00:53:50,181 --> 00:53:53,643 ♪ Just-a 5'9" beautiful tall ♪ 1302 00:53:53,768 --> 00:53:56,938 ♪ With just one look I was a bad mess ♪ 1303 00:53:57,105 --> 00:54:01,651 ♪ 'Cause that long Cool woman had it all ♪ 1304 00:54:01,818 --> 00:54:04,904 ♪ Had it all ♪ 1305 00:54:05,071 --> 00:54:06,823 ♪ Ooh had it all ♪ 1306 00:54:06,990 --> 00:54:08,324 ♪ ♪ 1307 00:54:08,491 --> 00:54:10,994 ♪ Ah, she had it all ♪90951

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