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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:22,102 (THE BALLAD OF DAVY CROCKETT PLAYING ON POCKET RADIO) 2 00:01:22,223 --> 00:01:24,737 Born on a mountain top in Tennessee 3 00:01:25,623 --> 00:01:28,342 Greenest state in the land of the free 4 00:01:28,863 --> 00:01:31,616 Raised in the woods so he knew every tree 5 00:01:32,223 --> 00:01:34,862 Killed him a bar when he was only 3 6 00:01:35,503 --> 00:01:40,003 Davy, Davy Crockett king of the wild frontier! 7 00:01:45,343 --> 00:01:48,221 Fought single-handed through the Injun War 8 00:01:48,463 --> 00:01:51,614 Till the Creeks was whipped and peace was in store 9 00:01:52,023 --> 00:01:53,092 And while he was handling... 10 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:54,218 (MUSIC STOPS) 11 00:01:54,343 --> 00:01:55,298 What'd the doctor say? 12 00:01:55,423 --> 00:01:59,302 Nothing. Supposedly it's just a 24-hour bug. He gave me some pills. 13 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:01,618 I told you you probably just ate some bad gristle. 14 00:02:01,743 --> 00:02:03,256 Should we take the short cut or the scenic route? 15 00:02:03,383 --> 00:02:04,611 Let's take the short cut. 16 00:02:04,743 --> 00:02:06,256 But the scenic route is so much prettier. 17 00:02:06,383 --> 00:02:08,578 - Okay, let's take the scenic route. - Great. 18 00:02:08,703 --> 00:02:10,102 It's actually slightly quicker anyway. 19 00:02:10,223 --> 00:02:11,212 (WHISTLES) 20 00:02:11,343 --> 00:02:12,298 (CLICKS TONGUE) 21 00:02:16,183 --> 00:02:17,298 (MRS. FOX GIGGLES) 22 00:02:20,063 --> 00:02:21,337 Thank you. 23 00:02:29,863 --> 00:02:31,421 What is a squab? 24 00:02:31,543 --> 00:02:34,216 You know what it is. It's like a pigeon I suppose. 25 00:02:34,343 --> 00:02:35,856 Should we go through the hole under the horse fence, 26 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:37,462 or climb the rail over the bridle path? 27 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:39,619 The horse fence is a little safer. 28 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:42,735 But the bridle path puts us right next to the squab shack. 29 00:02:43,103 --> 00:02:44,980 (SIGHING) Well, okay. 30 00:02:45,823 --> 00:02:47,734 What's wrong? You're acting skittish. 31 00:02:48,383 --> 00:02:51,580 Don't worry. I've been stealing birds for a living since before I could trot. 32 00:02:51,703 --> 00:02:55,696 You look unbelievably beautiful tonight. You're practically glowing. 33 00:02:55,823 --> 00:02:57,336 Maybe it's the lighting. 34 00:02:57,463 --> 00:02:58,691 (HEROES AND VILLAINS PLAYING) 35 00:02:58,823 --> 00:02:59,858 Come on. 36 00:03:00,583 --> 00:03:05,083 I've been taken for lost and gone And unknown for a long long time 37 00:03:07,303 --> 00:03:10,579 Fell in love years ago with an innocent girl 38 00:03:10,703 --> 00:03:15,203 From the Spanish and Indian home Home of the heroes and villains 39 00:03:17,783 --> 00:03:19,296 (WHISTLES) 40 00:03:20,503 --> 00:03:25,003 And she was right in the rain of the bullets that eventually brought her down 41 00:03:27,423 --> 00:03:29,698 But she's still dancing in the night 42 00:03:29,823 --> 00:03:34,323 Unafraid of what a dude'll do in a town full of heroes and villains 43 00:03:34,623 --> 00:03:35,578 (SQUABS SQUAWKING) 44 00:03:35,703 --> 00:03:36,931 What's that? 45 00:03:37,063 --> 00:03:39,372 - I think it's a fox trap. Look at this. - MRS. FOX: Get away from there. 46 00:03:39,503 --> 00:03:40,572 Is it spring-loaded? 47 00:03:40,703 --> 00:03:45,015 I guess if you come from over there and stand at this door to the squab shack, 48 00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:46,701 this little gadget probably triggers... 49 00:03:46,823 --> 00:03:48,620 Move out of the way, that's where it's going to land. 50 00:03:48,743 --> 00:03:50,096 Don't... Let's go! 51 00:03:51,063 --> 00:03:52,416 (BOTH GASP) 52 00:03:54,743 --> 00:03:56,938 No, it just falls straight right down. 53 00:03:57,063 --> 00:03:58,018 (SIGHS) 54 00:03:58,263 --> 00:03:59,582 It's not spring-loaded. 55 00:03:59,703 --> 00:04:00,772 I'm pregnant. 56 00:04:03,263 --> 00:04:05,982 Wow. We're going to have a cub. 57 00:04:07,263 --> 00:04:08,332 That's great news. 58 00:04:08,463 --> 00:04:10,021 If we're still alive... 59 00:04:10,143 --> 00:04:11,337 (DOGS BARKING) 60 00:04:13,663 --> 00:04:18,163 If we're still alive tomorrow morning, I want you to find another line of work. 61 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:20,732 Okay. 62 00:04:22,943 --> 00:04:24,296 My children were raised 63 00:04:24,423 --> 00:04:28,621 You know they suddenly rise They started so long ago 64 00:04:28,823 --> 00:04:32,816 Head to toe healthy, wealthy and wise 65 00:04:35,143 --> 00:04:36,417 (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) 66 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:48,735 Does anybody actually read my column? Do your friends talk about it? 67 00:04:48,863 --> 00:04:52,139 Of course. In fact, Rabbit's ex-girlfriend said to me, 68 00:04:52,263 --> 00:04:54,731 "I should read Foxy's column. " But they don't get the Gazette. 69 00:04:54,863 --> 00:04:56,216 Ash! Let's get cracking. 70 00:04:56,343 --> 00:04:57,856 Why would they? It's a rag sheet. 71 00:04:57,983 --> 00:04:59,177 - I'm sick. - You're not. 72 00:04:59,303 --> 00:05:01,021 - I have a temperature. - You don't. 73 00:05:01,143 --> 00:05:03,452 - I don't want to go. - Hurry up. You'll be late. 74 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,460 I love the way you handled that. 75 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:06,732 (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 76 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,338 Your cousin Kristofferson's coming on the 6th. 77 00:05:12,463 --> 00:05:16,138 Be extra nice to him, he's going through a hard time right now. 78 00:05:16,263 --> 00:05:18,493 - Where will he sleep? - In your room. 79 00:05:18,623 --> 00:05:20,693 I can't spare the space. Put him in Dad's study. 80 00:05:20,823 --> 00:05:23,337 Dad's study is occupied by Dad. 81 00:05:24,983 --> 00:05:25,938 (MUSIC STOPS) 82 00:05:26,063 --> 00:05:29,260 I don't want to live in a hole anymore. It makes me feel poor. 83 00:05:29,383 --> 00:05:31,977 We are poor. But we're happy. 84 00:05:32,103 --> 00:05:35,698 Comme ci, comme �a. Anyway, the views are better above ground. 85 00:05:37,823 --> 00:05:41,133 Honey, I'm 7 non-fox-years old. My father died at 7-1/2. 86 00:05:41,263 --> 00:05:45,222 I don't want to live in a hole anymore. I'm going to do something about it. 87 00:05:45,503 --> 00:05:46,492 (MUSIC RESUMES) 88 00:05:46,623 --> 00:05:48,102 (SNARLING) 89 00:05:53,063 --> 00:05:56,100 Well, I'm off. Have a good day, my darlings. 90 00:05:56,983 --> 00:06:00,259 You know, foxes live in holes for a reason. 91 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,256 Yes and no. 92 00:06:03,383 --> 00:06:04,498 (BRUSHING NOISILY) 93 00:06:06,503 --> 00:06:10,291 What are you wearing? Why a cape with the pants tucked in your socks? 94 00:06:14,623 --> 00:06:16,341 I guess he's just 95 00:06:17,663 --> 00:06:18,618 different. 96 00:06:18,743 --> 00:06:19,698 (WHISTLES) 97 00:06:19,823 --> 00:06:20,812 (CLICKS TONGUE) 98 00:06:21,463 --> 00:06:22,578 WEASEL OVER PHONE: I'm not the listing agent on it, 99 00:06:22,703 --> 00:06:25,456 so it doesn't matter to me. I know he's... 100 00:06:25,743 --> 00:06:29,258 Actually, there he is. Mr. Fox! Here it is! 101 00:06:29,383 --> 00:06:32,978 This is the tree! Come on over. I'll call you back, Bob. 102 00:06:34,183 --> 00:06:37,220 Obviously, it's first growth, indigenous, original dirt floor. 103 00:06:37,343 --> 00:06:39,937 Good bark, skipping stone hearth, as you can see. 104 00:06:40,063 --> 00:06:41,018 (CLATTERING) 105 00:06:41,143 --> 00:06:42,542 Kylie. Kylie! 106 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:45,018 I'm showing the property. You're not supposed to be here. 107 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,371 What time is it? Sorry. 108 00:06:46,503 --> 00:06:49,415 This is Kylie, the super. He's a little... 109 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,534 What's in the bucket, Mr. Kylie? 110 00:06:51,663 --> 00:06:54,382 WEASEL: See what his eyes look like? Hey, Kylie! 111 00:06:54,503 --> 00:06:57,256 Huh? Just minnows. Want to try one? 112 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:58,896 Certainly. Thank you. 113 00:07:01,063 --> 00:07:05,295 It's not exactly an evergreen, is it? Are there any pines on the market? 114 00:07:05,423 --> 00:07:08,096 Pines are hard to come by in your price range. 115 00:07:08,223 --> 00:07:09,451 What's that? 116 00:07:19,823 --> 00:07:22,257 What do you do for a living, Mr. Fox? 117 00:07:22,383 --> 00:07:25,102 I used to steal birds, but now I'm a newspaperman. 118 00:07:25,223 --> 00:07:27,453 Oh, sure. I've seen your byline. 119 00:07:29,343 --> 00:07:31,379 - Good afternoon, gentlemen. - You're going? 120 00:07:31,503 --> 00:07:35,701 Oh, and Kylie, thank you for the minnow. It was superb. 121 00:07:43,943 --> 00:07:45,535 Don't buy this tree, Foxy. 122 00:07:45,663 --> 00:07:47,733 You're borrowing at 9.5% with no fixed rate, 123 00:07:47,863 --> 00:07:50,093 plus moving into the most dangerous neighborhood in the country 124 00:07:50,223 --> 00:07:51,736 for your species. 125 00:07:51,863 --> 00:07:53,262 You're exaggerating. 126 00:07:53,423 --> 00:07:54,378 (SCOFFS) 127 00:07:54,503 --> 00:07:57,700 I'm sugar-coating it. This is Boggis, Bunce and Bean, 128 00:07:57,823 --> 00:08:01,452 3 of the meanest, nastiest, ugliest farmers in the history of this valley. 129 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:03,221 Really? Tell me about them. 130 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:05,978 All right. 131 00:08:06,383 --> 00:08:09,693 BADGER: Walt Boggis is a chicken farmer. Probably the most successful in the world. 132 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,291 He weighs the same as a young rhinoceros. 133 00:08:12,423 --> 00:08:16,302 He eats 3 chickens every day for breakfast, lunch, supper and dessert. 134 00:08:16,423 --> 00:08:18,379 That's 12 in total per diem. 135 00:08:18,503 --> 00:08:20,459 Nate Bunce is a duck and goose farmer. 136 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,017 He's approximately the size of a pot-bellied dwarf, 137 00:08:23,143 --> 00:08:24,337 and his chin would be underwater 138 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,818 in the shallow end of any swimming pool on the planet. 139 00:08:26,943 --> 00:08:28,456 His food is homemade donuts 140 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:31,143 with smashed-up goose livers injected into them. 141 00:08:31,383 --> 00:08:33,772 Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer. 142 00:08:33,903 --> 00:08:35,973 He invented his own species of each. 143 00:08:36,263 --> 00:08:40,763 He lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic cider, which he makes from his apples. 144 00:08:42,423 --> 00:08:44,539 He's skinny as a pencil, smart as a whip, 145 00:08:44,663 --> 00:08:47,302 and possibly the scariest man currently living. 146 00:08:49,783 --> 00:08:54,220 The local human children sing a kind of eerie little rhyme about him. 147 00:08:54,343 --> 00:08:56,095 Here, listen to this. 148 00:08:56,223 --> 00:08:57,736 CHILDREN: (SINGING) Boggis, Bunce and Bean 149 00:08:57,863 --> 00:08:59,979 One fat, one short, one lean 150 00:09:00,103 --> 00:09:02,014 These horrible crooks So different in looks 151 00:09:02,143 --> 00:09:04,134 Were nonetheless equally mean 152 00:09:05,183 --> 00:09:08,732 In summation, I think you just got to not do it. That's all. 153 00:09:09,223 --> 00:09:12,533 I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, 154 00:09:12,663 --> 00:09:15,018 but I'm going to ignore your advice. 155 00:09:15,223 --> 00:09:16,622 The cuss you are. 156 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:21,181 The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? 157 00:09:21,303 --> 00:09:23,100 - Are you cussing with me? - Don't cussing point at me. 158 00:09:23,223 --> 00:09:26,499 Don't cuss with someone you're not going to cuss with. 159 00:09:26,623 --> 00:09:27,976 (SNARLING) 160 00:09:28,783 --> 00:09:29,898 (HISSING) 161 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,012 (CARRIAGE RETURN BELL DINGS) 162 00:09:34,863 --> 00:09:36,899 - Just buy the tree. - Okay. 163 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:40,380 Take a left, then to the right. Set them down. Help that other guy. 164 00:09:40,503 --> 00:09:43,779 Lift with your legs, not your back. Don't try to be a superman. 165 00:09:44,063 --> 00:09:47,692 We got 2 circuits here, yellow and green. Keep them separated. 166 00:09:47,823 --> 00:09:50,735 We need to bring about 2% more in. 167 00:09:50,863 --> 00:09:53,297 A little bit more, a little bit more. Looks good. 168 00:09:53,623 --> 00:09:56,740 Get that bottom structure settled in. Bring in the side unit. 169 00:09:56,863 --> 00:10:00,299 Be careful of the branches, guys. Don't peel away the bark. 170 00:10:04,823 --> 00:10:05,812 ASH: Wow. 171 00:10:07,063 --> 00:10:08,212 Hi. 172 00:10:27,183 --> 00:10:28,298 (DOORBELL RINGS) 173 00:10:29,143 --> 00:10:31,213 He's slightly younger, but a cuss of a lot bigger. 174 00:10:31,343 --> 00:10:34,813 That's just genetics, I guess. Ash has a littler body type. 175 00:10:34,943 --> 00:10:36,422 (MUSIC PLAYING ON GRAMOPHONE) 176 00:10:38,623 --> 00:10:39,772 (CLEARS THROAT) 177 00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:42,579 (EXHALES) Go. 178 00:10:43,423 --> 00:10:44,572 Watch this, Dad! 179 00:10:46,823 --> 00:10:48,142 Well, well. 180 00:10:48,703 --> 00:10:50,819 Good jump, Ash. Remember to keep your tail tucked. 181 00:10:54,223 --> 00:10:56,373 Still painting thunderstorms, I see. 182 00:10:56,503 --> 00:10:58,255 Do you still feel poor? 183 00:10:59,863 --> 00:11:01,012 Less so. 184 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,732 (INHALES) 185 00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:13,022 (WHOOPING IN ADMIRATION) 186 00:11:13,143 --> 00:11:16,101 Look at that! This kid's a natural. I'm speechless, Kristofferson. 187 00:11:19,423 --> 00:11:21,141 (GRUMBLING) 188 00:11:24,423 --> 00:11:26,141 Plus, he knows karate. 189 00:11:31,663 --> 00:11:34,257 - Do you think I'm an athlete? - What are you talking about? 190 00:11:34,383 --> 00:11:36,260 Well, I think I'm an athlete. 191 00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:39,455 Sometimes I feel like you guys don't see me that way. 192 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:42,177 What's the subtext here? Is he praying? 193 00:11:42,543 --> 00:11:44,215 I think that's yoga. 194 00:11:44,623 --> 00:11:46,693 (CHANTING SOFTLY) 195 00:11:47,303 --> 00:11:49,498 How long is Kristofferson supposed to stay with us? 196 00:11:49,623 --> 00:11:51,102 Until your uncle gets better. 197 00:11:51,223 --> 00:11:53,612 But roughly how long do we plan to give him on that? 198 00:11:53,743 --> 00:11:56,655 Double pneumonia. It's not that big a deal. 199 00:11:57,063 --> 00:11:58,576 (WHISPERING) Lower your voice, Ash. 200 00:12:05,663 --> 00:12:06,732 (SIGHS) 201 00:12:07,503 --> 00:12:09,016 Who am I, Kylie? 202 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,062 Who how? What now? 203 00:12:11,183 --> 00:12:14,892 Why a fox? Why not a horse, a beetle or a bald eagle? 204 00:12:15,023 --> 00:12:17,856 I'm saying this more as existentialism. 205 00:12:17,983 --> 00:12:20,417 Who am I, and how can a fox ever be happy 206 00:12:20,543 --> 00:12:23,853 without, forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth? 207 00:12:24,623 --> 00:12:27,057 I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal. 208 00:12:27,183 --> 00:12:29,174 Here, put this bandit hat on. 209 00:12:30,303 --> 00:12:33,056 Maybe you're a medium. Take it off and don't wear it around the house. 210 00:12:34,783 --> 00:12:36,262 And so it begins. 211 00:12:37,503 --> 00:12:38,492 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 212 00:12:38,623 --> 00:12:41,376 Do you mind if I slide my bedroll slightly out from under the train set? 213 00:12:41,503 --> 00:12:43,858 It's hard to sleep in that corkscrew position. 214 00:12:43,983 --> 00:12:48,483 There's a lot of attitudes going on around here. Don't let me get one. 215 00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:50,736 It's just that my spinal cord is... 216 00:12:50,863 --> 00:12:51,978 Sleep wherever you want. 217 00:12:52,103 --> 00:12:55,857 Here, take my bed. I'll crawl under the bookcase. 218 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,099 Who cares if I get splinters in my ears? 219 00:12:58,223 --> 00:12:59,815 - Never mind. - Are you going to pout about it? 220 00:12:59,943 --> 00:13:03,299 I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine. 221 00:13:10,783 --> 00:13:12,011 KRISTOFFERSON: Good night. 222 00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:22,456 (KRISTOFFERSON CRYING SOFTLY) 223 00:13:39,143 --> 00:13:40,895 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 224 00:14:05,783 --> 00:14:06,772 (ROCKING CHAIR SQUEAKING) 225 00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:09,895 I used to do this professionally and I was very successful at it. 226 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,251 I had to get out of it for personal reasons, 227 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:15,137 but I've decided to secretly do one last big job on the sly. 228 00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:17,982 I'm bringing you in as my secretary and personal assistant. 229 00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:19,138 Okay. 230 00:14:19,783 --> 00:14:22,581 This is actually kind of a big deal, so don't just say, "Okay. " 231 00:14:22,703 --> 00:14:23,692 Okay, thank you. 232 00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:27,099 I'm going to tape this for my records, so don't make a lot of sounds. 233 00:14:27,223 --> 00:14:28,975 Meaning, stop rocking. 234 00:14:30,023 --> 00:14:31,854 Master Plan. Phase one. Side A. 235 00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:34,414 MR. FOX: We'll start with Boggis' Chicken House Number One. 236 00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:37,615 His only security is a few old hunting beagles and a low stone wall. 237 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:41,133 A word about beagles, never look a beagle directly in the eye. 238 00:14:41,383 --> 00:14:43,772 Why not? Beagles aren't so tough. 239 00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:48,342 One of these beagles has chronic rabies, which he's on medication for. 240 00:14:48,463 --> 00:14:51,978 If you get bitten by him, you have to get shots in your stomach for 6 months. 241 00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:53,297 I'm not going to justify this. 242 00:14:53,423 --> 00:14:55,983 Just pay attention and stop interrupting. I'm taping this. 243 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,934 I picked some blueberries and laced each 244 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,133 with 10 mg of high potency sleeping powder. 245 00:15:00,263 --> 00:15:01,457 Enough to tranquilize a gorilla. 246 00:15:01,823 --> 00:15:04,496 - How do we make them eat it? - Beagles love blueberries. 247 00:15:04,623 --> 00:15:07,660 MR. FOX: Remember, they aren't very smart, but they're incredibly paranoid, 248 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,899 so always kill a chicken in one bite. 249 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:12,096 One bite, get it? 250 00:15:13,823 --> 00:15:15,381 Are you listening to me? I look in your eyes 251 00:15:15,503 --> 00:15:17,141 and can't tell if you get anything I say. 252 00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:22,851 Magnesium. 253 00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:25,621 - Magnesium! - Sorry. 254 00:15:27,463 --> 00:15:28,452 Pipette. 255 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,221 - Pipette! - Oh, sorry. 256 00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:33,378 Potassium... What are you looking at? 257 00:15:33,503 --> 00:15:34,618 Oh, no. 258 00:15:36,663 --> 00:15:38,654 Why's your cousin such a wet sandwich? 259 00:15:38,783 --> 00:15:40,262 - I beg your pardon? - What's that mean? 260 00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:42,419 That means I didn't understand, a wet sandwich? 261 00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:45,774 A wet sandwich, he's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's 262 00:15:46,143 --> 00:15:47,098 different. 263 00:15:47,223 --> 00:15:49,896 Are you a bully? You're starting to sound like a bully. 264 00:15:50,423 --> 00:15:51,538 (CHUCKLES) Watch this. 265 00:15:52,303 --> 00:15:53,338 (LAUGHING) 266 00:15:53,463 --> 00:15:55,021 You just destroyed the whole experiment. 267 00:15:55,143 --> 00:15:57,657 We better extinguish this magnesium. Stand back. 268 00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:01,897 (EXCLAIMING) 269 00:16:04,303 --> 00:16:05,816 I like your ears. 270 00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,138 (STAMMERING) Mine? 271 00:16:07,263 --> 00:16:09,936 - AGNES: Mmm-hmm. - Thank you. I like your spots. 272 00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:13,135 Really? I used to cover them up, but, you know... 273 00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:14,418 (SCOFFING) 274 00:16:14,543 --> 00:16:17,376 - You're supposed to be my lab partner. - I am. 275 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,138 No, you're not. You're disloyal. 276 00:16:36,943 --> 00:16:38,217 (BOTH PANTING) 277 00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:40,418 (SNIFFING) 278 00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:43,296 A few beagles, as we discussed, but we're ready for that. 279 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:48,172 In the old days, didn't we do a thing when somebody saw a wolf... 280 00:16:48,303 --> 00:16:49,816 Wolf? What wolf? 281 00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:53,775 Nothing? Never mind. 282 00:16:55,023 --> 00:16:57,412 Here comes a little stone wall. Not a problem. 283 00:17:01,343 --> 00:17:04,141 What the cuss? Where did this giant fence come from? We had a master plan. 284 00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:05,252 What's this lightning bolt? 285 00:17:06,663 --> 00:17:09,621 It could mean the fence might be electric. 286 00:17:09,743 --> 00:17:12,894 I hope it doesn't mean thunder, because I have a phobia of that. 287 00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:14,217 Ah! 288 00:17:22,703 --> 00:17:23,977 Watch this. 289 00:17:35,143 --> 00:17:36,542 (SNIFFING) 290 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:41,652 (LAUGHS) 291 00:17:42,423 --> 00:17:43,538 (WHISTLES) 292 00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:50,254 Beagles love blueberries. Didn't I tell you? The master plan is working again. 293 00:17:51,383 --> 00:17:52,782 This is the tricky part. 294 00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:54,575 One of us has to jump the barbed wire, 295 00:17:54,703 --> 00:17:57,137 slide under the tire spikes and open the fence latch. 296 00:17:57,263 --> 00:17:58,901 - Who will it be? - Not me. 297 00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:02,379 Kristofferson could do this easily. He's like an Olympic level... 298 00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:04,812 Why don't we run that way? There's no obstacles. 299 00:18:06,263 --> 00:18:07,378 Yeah, that's better. 300 00:18:14,623 --> 00:18:15,578 (MR. FOX SNARLING) 301 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,136 (KYLIE GASPING NERVOUSLY) 302 00:18:17,623 --> 00:18:18,976 - I said, one bite. - I'm trying! 303 00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:21,776 I have a different kind of teeth from you. I'm an opossum. 304 00:18:22,223 --> 00:18:23,212 Give me that. 305 00:18:23,423 --> 00:18:24,742 (MR. FOX SNARLING) 306 00:18:25,463 --> 00:18:27,055 That's so grisly. There's blood. 307 00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:28,332 Follow me. 308 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,939 All right, what's the master escape plan? 309 00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:48,416 (ALARMS BLARING) 310 00:18:49,023 --> 00:18:50,172 Follow me again. 311 00:18:50,343 --> 00:18:51,981 (BOTH SCREAMING) 312 00:18:56,183 --> 00:18:57,138 MR. FOX: Quick! 313 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,331 Give me that! 314 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,853 Let's hit the 5-and-dime on the way home. 315 00:19:12,983 --> 00:19:15,372 We'll make fake price tags and wrap the chickens in wax paper, 316 00:19:15,503 --> 00:19:17,255 so it looks like we bought them! 317 00:19:17,383 --> 00:19:18,736 (WHOOPING EXCITEDLY) 318 00:19:18,863 --> 00:19:20,182 (BOTH HOWLING) 319 00:19:22,023 --> 00:19:23,092 (MRS. FOX GASPS) 320 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:24,618 MRS. FOX: Huh! 321 00:19:25,183 --> 00:19:26,457 (WHISTLING NONCHALANTLY) 322 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,016 Where'd you get this chicken? 323 00:19:28,143 --> 00:19:30,498 At the 5-and-dime last night. 324 00:19:30,623 --> 00:19:33,296 It has a Boggis Farms tag around its ankle. 325 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,574 Huh! Must have escaped from there before I bought it. 326 00:19:36,703 --> 00:19:37,658 (WHISTLING CASUALLY) 327 00:19:42,783 --> 00:19:43,738 Psst! 328 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,902 Bunce tonight. He has a refrigerated smokehouse with geese... 329 00:19:47,023 --> 00:19:50,732 I thought you said we were only doing one last big job. 330 00:19:50,863 --> 00:19:54,173 We are. But it's not done yet. It's a triple-header. 331 00:19:55,223 --> 00:19:56,372 (MR. FOX WHISPERING) 332 00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,382 (MR. FOX SHUSHING) 333 00:20:02,463 --> 00:20:03,896 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 334 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,731 (KYLIE SNEEZES) 335 00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:21,818 (ROOSTER CROWING) 336 00:20:22,423 --> 00:20:23,856 (BOTH LAUGHING QUIETLY) 337 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,092 MR. FOX: (WHISPERING) Shh! Shh! 338 00:20:28,383 --> 00:20:29,452 (MRS. FOX GASPS) 339 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,018 MRS. FOX: Huh. 340 00:20:31,503 --> 00:20:32,777 Let's see some hustle. 341 00:20:32,903 --> 00:20:35,133 I've never played whack-bat. What are the rules? 342 00:20:35,263 --> 00:20:37,219 No whack-bat on the other side of the river? 343 00:20:37,343 --> 00:20:40,494 No, we mostly just run grass sprints or play acorns. 344 00:20:41,023 --> 00:20:42,456 It's real simple. 345 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:46,098 COACH SKIP: There's 3 grabbers, 3 taggers, 5 twig-runners and the player at whack-bat. 346 00:20:46,223 --> 00:20:48,498 The center-tagger lights a pinecone and chucks it over the basket. 347 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:51,057 The whack-batter tries to hit the cedar-stick off the cross-rock. 348 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,616 The twig-runners dash back and forth 349 00:20:52,743 --> 00:20:54,938 until the pinecone burns out and the umpire calls, "hot box. " 350 00:20:55,303 --> 00:20:57,612 At the end, you count how many score-downs it adds up to 351 00:20:57,743 --> 00:20:58,698 and divide by 9. 352 00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:00,142 - Got it. - Go in for Ash. 353 00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:03,380 Substitution! Ash, come out! You need a breather. 354 00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:04,902 Come out? 355 00:21:05,023 --> 00:21:07,981 What? I still feel good, Coach. Let me finish this 8th. 356 00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:10,901 No, come on. Step out, let's go. 357 00:21:13,183 --> 00:21:16,858 - Am I getting better, Coach? - You're sure as cuss not getting worse. 358 00:21:16,983 --> 00:21:20,737 You think I could end up being as good as my dad if I keep practicing? 359 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:24,333 Your dad? Your dad was probably the best whack-bat player 360 00:21:24,463 --> 00:21:26,260 we ever had in this school. 361 00:21:30,863 --> 00:21:33,138 Don't compare yourself to that. 362 00:21:33,263 --> 00:21:37,336 But I think I have some of the same raw natural talent, don't you? 363 00:21:37,703 --> 00:21:40,342 You're improving, let's put it like that. 364 00:22:04,863 --> 00:22:05,818 UMPIRE: Hot box! 365 00:22:05,943 --> 00:22:07,422 KRISTOFFERSON: Divide that by 9, please! 366 00:22:07,823 --> 00:22:08,812 (WHOOPING) 367 00:22:08,943 --> 00:22:11,537 That's the first time this kid's ever swung a whack bat? 368 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,813 He really is your father's nephew. 369 00:22:13,943 --> 00:22:15,422 - Not by blood. - No? 370 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,977 - He's from my mother's side. - Oh, yeah. 371 00:22:19,343 --> 00:22:21,061 What's that stand for? 372 00:22:21,983 --> 00:22:24,258 It's for pep. Pep. 373 00:22:24,383 --> 00:22:25,338 It's a K. 374 00:22:25,463 --> 00:22:27,818 Come on now, look alive! That-a-boy! 375 00:22:28,663 --> 00:22:29,778 We're going steady. 376 00:22:29,903 --> 00:22:30,858 (GROANS) 377 00:22:31,263 --> 00:22:32,378 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 378 00:22:34,463 --> 00:22:35,418 What's that? 379 00:22:35,543 --> 00:22:37,261 What? What, this? 380 00:22:37,743 --> 00:22:40,894 Nothing. Just some old trophy I won for being an athlete. 381 00:22:42,503 --> 00:22:44,812 I have to cover a book party at some animal�s nest 382 00:22:44,943 --> 00:22:46,342 in a tobacco field down the hill. 383 00:22:46,463 --> 00:22:49,853 Kylie and I are going to give it a whirl. Don't wait up. 384 00:22:49,983 --> 00:22:51,462 What's the book? 385 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,456 Some memoir. I'll get him to sign you a copy. 386 00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,699 The dinner was pitch perfect. 387 00:23:03,903 --> 00:23:07,691 I saw a couple broken burglar bars under the back door to Bean's secret cider cellar. 388 00:23:07,823 --> 00:23:09,620 - We're breaking into Bean's house? - Cellar. 389 00:23:09,743 --> 00:23:11,495 - Where he lives? - Where he keeps the cider. 390 00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:12,976 Below where he lives. 391 00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:14,980 Where'd you come from? Go back to the tree and do your homework. 392 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,422 I want to help steal cider. 393 00:23:16,543 --> 00:23:19,057 We're going to a book party. And be quiet about any cider, 394 00:23:19,183 --> 00:23:21,139 because nobody said that. Now, go! 395 00:23:21,263 --> 00:23:23,538 You're going to get me in a lot of trouble. 396 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,699 Besides, you're too little and uncoordinated. 397 00:23:28,263 --> 00:23:29,491 1, 2, 3! 398 00:23:29,623 --> 00:23:30,658 (GRUMBLING) 399 00:23:31,463 --> 00:23:33,135 Where the cuss does that kid get off? 400 00:23:33,263 --> 00:23:35,060 Can you believe that? How'd he get tipped off? 401 00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:39,418 You think he'll tell on us? 402 00:23:41,303 --> 00:23:43,692 Before we go on, can you give me some kind of signal 403 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,779 so I know this is getting through to you? 404 00:23:48,503 --> 00:23:49,936 That's it? All right. 405 00:23:50,063 --> 00:23:51,382 There's another one. 406 00:23:51,823 --> 00:23:54,383 - Good, you made it. Anybody see you? - I don't think so. 407 00:23:54,503 --> 00:23:56,061 Put this bandit hat on. 408 00:23:57,983 --> 00:24:01,134 I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure I should be doing this. 409 00:24:01,263 --> 00:24:03,538 - Why not? - I don't like to be dishonest with people. 410 00:24:03,663 --> 00:24:05,460 Just keep your mouth shut and it won't be a problem. 411 00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:07,858 - I don't think he should come, either. - We're not taking a vote! 412 00:24:10,943 --> 00:24:12,137 One time, this wolf I saw... 413 00:24:12,263 --> 00:24:15,061 What's with all the wolf talk? Give it a rest for once. 414 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:18,736 (CLANGING) 415 00:24:21,823 --> 00:24:23,097 (BUBBLING) 416 00:24:27,303 --> 00:24:29,100 Look at all this apple juice. 417 00:24:29,223 --> 00:24:32,420 Apple juice? We didn't come here for apple juice. 418 00:24:32,543 --> 00:24:36,172 This is some of the strongest, finest alcoholic cider money can buy 419 00:24:36,303 --> 00:24:38,134 or that can even be stolen. 420 00:24:38,263 --> 00:24:40,652 It burns in your throat, boils in your stomach, 421 00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:43,775 and tastes almost exactly like pure, melted gold. 422 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,177 (FINGERS SNAP) 423 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:47,222 (MATCH STRIKING) 424 00:24:52,983 --> 00:24:56,578 Y'all are trespassing now, illegally. 425 00:25:02,343 --> 00:25:06,256 'Round these parts, we don't take kindly to cider poachers. 426 00:25:06,743 --> 00:25:08,062 You've aged badly, Rat. 427 00:25:08,743 --> 00:25:12,179 You're getting a little long in the tooth yourself, partner. 428 00:25:15,303 --> 00:25:17,976 Why are you wearing that badge? What is that? 429 00:25:19,503 --> 00:25:21,141 It's my job. 430 00:25:21,783 --> 00:25:23,057 (EXCLAIMING) 431 00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,774 (HISSING) 432 00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:37,460 How's your old lady doing? 433 00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,380 Do you refer to my wife? 434 00:25:40,463 --> 00:25:42,738 She was the town tart in her day. 435 00:25:42,863 --> 00:25:44,660 Wild and footloose and 436 00:25:45,663 --> 00:25:46,937 pretty as a mink stole. 437 00:25:47,303 --> 00:25:48,338 Is that true? 438 00:25:49,143 --> 00:25:52,215 Of course not. I mean, certainly she lived. We all did. 439 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,221 It was a different time. Let's not use a double standard. 440 00:25:55,343 --> 00:25:56,935 - But town tart? - Shut up. 441 00:25:57,343 --> 00:25:58,571 (RAT EXCLAIMS CHALLENGINGLY) 442 00:25:59,263 --> 00:26:00,935 That was close, Rat. Be careful. 443 00:26:01,503 --> 00:26:03,494 Oh, I'm careful as a... 444 00:26:03,903 --> 00:26:04,972 (DOOR LATCH UNLOCKING) 445 00:26:05,663 --> 00:26:06,812 (EXCLAIMING) 446 00:26:28,343 --> 00:26:30,652 How many jars should I bring up, Franklin? 447 00:26:30,783 --> 00:26:32,455 BEAN: I don't know. 2, I guess. 448 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:34,460 MRS. BEAN: You drank 3 yesterday. 449 00:26:34,823 --> 00:26:36,575 BEAN: All right. Take 3. 450 00:26:42,903 --> 00:26:44,131 (RAT GRUNTING) 451 00:26:47,343 --> 00:26:48,981 Nope. 2 is plenty. 452 00:26:52,183 --> 00:26:53,298 (DOOR CLOSES) 453 00:26:53,423 --> 00:26:56,017 Oh, my cuss. Is she blind? 454 00:26:56,143 --> 00:26:59,374 She might have astigmatism or possibly a cataract of some form. 455 00:26:59,503 --> 00:27:00,982 Anyway, her eyes don't see well. 456 00:27:01,103 --> 00:27:02,502 (DOOR SQUEAKING OPEN) 457 00:27:14,783 --> 00:27:17,013 MR. FOX: What'd I tell you? This kid's a natural! Am I right? 458 00:27:22,463 --> 00:27:25,375 BEAN: So good of you to come. You both look splendid. 459 00:27:25,503 --> 00:27:27,494 How have you been, Walter? In good health? 460 00:27:28,423 --> 00:27:29,936 Nathan? AII's well? 461 00:27:30,063 --> 00:27:31,257 Wonderful. 462 00:27:32,823 --> 00:27:34,336 Any fox problems? 463 00:27:34,943 --> 00:27:35,932 - Are you joking? - Horrible. 464 00:27:36,063 --> 00:27:37,018 - We're miserable. - He's laughing at us. 465 00:27:37,143 --> 00:27:38,132 - Humiliating. - We're furious. 466 00:27:38,263 --> 00:27:39,252 I don't want to talk about it. 467 00:27:43,103 --> 00:27:44,252 (SLURPING SLOWLY) 468 00:27:46,783 --> 00:27:48,262 Perhaps we ought to kill him. 469 00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:51,699 - That seems obvious. - He's too sneaky. 470 00:27:52,063 --> 00:27:55,294 Right, of course. He's very clever, isn't he? 471 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:57,812 Might be a bit difficult, I suppose. 472 00:28:04,223 --> 00:28:05,576 (DOGS BARKING) 473 00:28:06,983 --> 00:28:10,214 I've figured out where this fox lives. Tomorrow night, we'll camp in the bushes, 474 00:28:10,343 --> 00:28:13,699 wait for him to come out and shoot the cuss to smithereens. 475 00:28:13,823 --> 00:28:15,495 How does that grab you? 476 00:28:16,183 --> 00:28:17,775 I don't see why not. 477 00:28:28,903 --> 00:28:30,541 MRS. FOX: Another book party? 478 00:28:32,303 --> 00:28:35,261 I didn't see you sitting in the dark over there. 479 00:28:36,103 --> 00:28:38,901 Actually, there was a fire. I just got the call. 480 00:28:39,023 --> 00:28:41,821 May be arson. I have to interview the marshal... 481 00:28:41,943 --> 00:28:44,503 Kylie. Is he telling the truth? 482 00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:45,778 (STAMMERING) 483 00:28:45,903 --> 00:28:47,222 I don't want to be put in the middle of this. 484 00:28:47,343 --> 00:28:48,332 Thanks, Kylie. 485 00:28:48,463 --> 00:28:50,658 Why is he wearing that bandit hat? 486 00:28:53,703 --> 00:28:56,263 His ears were cold. He's not with us. Go back to bed. 487 00:28:57,983 --> 00:29:00,656 If what I think is happening is happening, 488 00:29:01,503 --> 00:29:02,652 it better not be. 489 00:29:13,943 --> 00:29:15,262 (SNIFFING) 490 00:29:19,743 --> 00:29:21,301 Nice job covering for me. Next time... 491 00:29:21,423 --> 00:29:22,572 (RUSTLING) 492 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:24,412 (GROWLING SOFTLY) 493 00:29:31,983 --> 00:29:33,462 (WIND BLOWING) 494 00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:35,218 (SNIFFING) 495 00:29:35,903 --> 00:29:36,858 All 3! 496 00:29:37,183 --> 00:29:38,172 BEAN: Kill him! 497 00:29:38,303 --> 00:29:39,941 (MR. FOX AND KYLIE SCREAMING) 498 00:30:00,663 --> 00:30:02,733 We got the tail, but we missed the fox. 499 00:30:05,343 --> 00:30:08,653 Petey, sorry to wake you. Can you dash out here right away 500 00:30:08,783 --> 00:30:12,742 with 3 shovels, 2 pickaxes, 500 rounds of ammunition, 501 00:30:13,343 --> 00:30:14,617 and a bottle of apple cider? 502 00:30:16,303 --> 00:30:18,897 - ASH: It'll grow back, won't it? - Tails don't grow back. 503 00:30:19,023 --> 00:30:21,139 - Tails don't grow back? - Mmm-mmm. Except lizards'. 504 00:30:21,263 --> 00:30:24,812 Tails don't grow back. I'm gonna be tail-less for the rest of my life. 505 00:30:24,943 --> 00:30:27,537 Anyway, it's not half as bad as double pneumonia, right? 506 00:30:27,663 --> 00:30:30,575 I mean, his dad has one foot in the grave and 3 feet on a banana peel. 507 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,421 ASH: That's a lot worse than... 508 00:30:35,423 --> 00:30:37,732 Excuse me. I'm going to go meditate for half an hour. 509 00:30:39,263 --> 00:30:42,141 You have 29 minutes to come up with a proper apology. 510 00:30:42,263 --> 00:30:44,299 Me? Me have an apology? 511 00:30:44,823 --> 00:30:48,020 He just got here and got a bandit hat? Where's my bandit hat? 512 00:30:48,143 --> 00:30:52,261 Why didn't I get shot at? Because you think I'm no good at anything! 513 00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:54,135 Maybe you're right, thanks. 514 00:30:55,663 --> 00:30:56,618 (MR. FOX SIGHS) 515 00:30:56,743 --> 00:30:58,256 I told you not to bring him. 516 00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:00,814 MR. FOX: Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer? 517 00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:04,936 We'll be lucky to flip this tree for half of what we've sunk into it. 518 00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:09,261 I can't sleep on my back for 6 weeks and on my stomach, I feel congested. 519 00:31:09,383 --> 00:31:11,294 Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer? 520 00:31:11,423 --> 00:31:13,334 MRS. FOX: Because you don't listen to anybody. 521 00:31:13,943 --> 00:31:14,898 (THUDDING) 522 00:31:15,023 --> 00:31:16,012 - What was that? - MRS. FOX: I said... 523 00:31:16,143 --> 00:31:17,098 (RATTLING OUTSIDE) 524 00:31:17,223 --> 00:31:18,702 Wake up! They're digging us out! 525 00:31:18,863 --> 00:31:21,252 - They'll kill the children. - Over my dead body. 526 00:31:21,383 --> 00:31:24,375 - I know. You're dead, too, in that scenario. - I'm arguing against that. 527 00:31:24,503 --> 00:31:25,777 - What? - Why are you yelling? 528 00:31:25,903 --> 00:31:30,055 Stop! You say one thing, she says another, and it all changes back again! 529 00:31:30,183 --> 00:31:31,536 (CRACKING) 530 00:31:32,743 --> 00:31:34,938 (THUDDING) 531 00:31:40,303 --> 00:31:42,897 I've got it. No time to lose. Why didn't I think of this sooner? 532 00:31:43,023 --> 00:31:44,342 Think of what? 533 00:31:44,463 --> 00:31:46,021 We've been trapped before. 534 00:31:46,423 --> 00:31:48,618 (SHOUTING) Dig! 535 00:31:49,343 --> 00:31:50,901 (ALL GRUNTING FURIOUSLY) 536 00:32:03,863 --> 00:32:05,854 (ALL PANTING) 537 00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:11,178 I think it's time for me to give a pep talk and explain some things. 538 00:32:11,903 --> 00:32:12,858 A very long time ago... 539 00:32:12,983 --> 00:32:14,974 May I have a word with you privately? 540 00:32:15,103 --> 00:32:16,616 Well, we're in a hole here. 541 00:32:16,743 --> 00:32:19,894 On the other side of this mineral deposit. Follow me. 542 00:32:22,783 --> 00:32:25,138 (BREATHING SHALLOWLY) I'm going to lose my temper now. 543 00:32:25,863 --> 00:32:27,137 - When? - Right now. 544 00:32:27,903 --> 00:32:28,892 Well, when? 545 00:32:29,023 --> 00:32:30,138 (GROANING) 546 00:32:32,903 --> 00:32:35,895 12 fox-years ago, you made a promise 547 00:32:36,023 --> 00:32:38,776 while we were caged in that fox trap that, if we survived, 548 00:32:38,903 --> 00:32:41,701 you would never steal another chicken, turkey, goose, duck 549 00:32:41,823 --> 00:32:43,222 or squab, whatever they are. 550 00:32:43,343 --> 00:32:46,892 Now, I believed you. Why did you lie to me? 551 00:32:48,623 --> 00:32:50,420 Because I'm a wild animal. 552 00:32:50,783 --> 00:32:53,343 You are also a husband, and a father! 553 00:32:54,383 --> 00:32:56,339 I'm trying to tell you the truth about myself. 554 00:32:56,983 --> 00:32:59,577 I don't care about the truth about yourself. 555 00:33:00,223 --> 00:33:02,896 This story is too predictable. 556 00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:06,495 Predictable, really? What happens in the end? 557 00:33:07,263 --> 00:33:09,697 (SNIFFLING) In the end, we all die. 558 00:33:10,903 --> 00:33:12,495 Unless you change. 559 00:33:27,343 --> 00:33:31,177 Petey, run down to the rental department at Malloy Consolidated and place an order 560 00:33:31,303 --> 00:33:35,057 for one Mighty Max, one Junior Spitfire, 561 00:33:35,183 --> 00:33:38,892 and a long-range Tornado 375 Turbo. For immediate delivery. 562 00:33:39,263 --> 00:33:40,855 (ALL LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 563 00:33:43,663 --> 00:33:44,982 (TRACTORS APPROACHING) 564 00:33:47,103 --> 00:33:48,092 Huh? 565 00:33:48,223 --> 00:33:49,622 - Huh? - Huh? 566 00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:51,302 (RUMBLING OVERHEAD) 567 00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:53,576 (STREETFIGHTING MAN PLAYING) 568 00:33:58,423 --> 00:34:01,779 Everywhere I hear the sound 569 00:34:01,903 --> 00:34:06,215 of marching charging feet, boy 570 00:34:07,143 --> 00:34:10,738 Cause summer's here and the time is right 571 00:34:10,863 --> 00:34:15,254 For fighting in the streets, boy 572 00:34:16,303 --> 00:34:19,579 Ash, are you mad at me? I understand if you are, and I'm sorry. 573 00:34:19,703 --> 00:34:22,661 I wouldn't have involved your cousin if I'd realized you'd feel this way. 574 00:34:22,783 --> 00:34:26,901 It was only ever because he kind of a natural, I mean... Look at him dig! 575 00:34:27,063 --> 00:34:28,496 (GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY) 576 00:34:29,703 --> 00:34:30,977 Anyway, I'm sorry if... 577 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:33,173 I'm going to just put dirt in my ears. 578 00:34:33,303 --> 00:34:35,100 That's better. I can't hear you now, but keep talking. 579 00:34:36,063 --> 00:34:36,973 Get down 580 00:34:46,023 --> 00:34:47,854 (TRACTORS SHUTTING DOWN) 581 00:34:52,663 --> 00:34:54,301 (KRISTOFFERSON CHANTING SOFTLY) 582 00:34:56,903 --> 00:34:58,700 I don't have beagle ticks, by the way. 583 00:34:58,823 --> 00:35:03,260 (STAMMERING) Well, me, neither. Whoever said we had beagle ticks, by the way? 584 00:35:03,383 --> 00:35:06,580 Apparently, that's what you've been telling everyone. Beagle ticks and pelt lice. 585 00:35:06,703 --> 00:35:11,140 I never said that. And you're misquoting me. But I'll get to the bottom of it. 586 00:35:11,983 --> 00:35:14,133 We may or may not ever see the light of day again, 587 00:35:14,263 --> 00:35:16,731 but I really like Agnes and I think she likes me. 588 00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:19,060 Great. She's a free agent. What do I care? 589 00:35:19,183 --> 00:35:20,457 Then why are you dead set... 590 00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:22,778 - Can I ask you a question? - You may. 591 00:35:22,903 --> 00:35:25,497 What's the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzel 592 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:28,296 talking to yourself for an hour and 45 minutes? It's weird. 593 00:35:28,423 --> 00:35:31,256 My father and I started meditating together when... 594 00:35:31,383 --> 00:35:34,659 That's great, but I'd worry more about what that does to your reputation 595 00:35:34,783 --> 00:35:36,978 than whether you have beagle ticks or not. 596 00:35:38,423 --> 00:35:40,334 I don't. Nor pelt lice. 597 00:35:42,623 --> 00:35:43,658 (MR. FOX SIGHING) 598 00:35:43,783 --> 00:35:48,140 One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail as a necktie by now. 599 00:35:48,263 --> 00:35:49,412 You're paranoid, Foxy. 600 00:35:49,823 --> 00:35:52,542 REPORTER ON TV: Farmer, correct me if I'm misreading the data. 601 00:35:52,663 --> 00:35:55,655 You've destroyed the scenery, but the alleged fox remains at large. 602 00:35:55,783 --> 00:35:57,455 (LAUGHING) Look at Dad's tie. 603 00:35:57,583 --> 00:35:59,699 What will you 3 prominent farmers do now? 604 00:35:59,823 --> 00:36:02,098 I can tell you what we're not going to do. 605 00:36:02,223 --> 00:36:03,895 We're not going to let him go. 606 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:05,778 (BEEPS) 607 00:36:15,703 --> 00:36:17,773 Stand clear, please. Stand clear, everyone. 608 00:36:18,663 --> 00:36:19,652 Contact! 609 00:36:33,183 --> 00:36:34,980 Boggis, how many men work on your farm? 610 00:36:35,103 --> 00:36:36,092 -35. - Bunce? 611 00:36:36,223 --> 00:36:37,258 -36. - I've got 37. 612 00:36:37,383 --> 00:36:40,056 That... Carry the zero, divide by 2... 613 00:36:40,183 --> 00:36:41,821 That's 108 all together. 614 00:36:43,263 --> 00:36:46,096 Petey, drop everything and assemble all 108 members 615 00:36:46,223 --> 00:36:48,179 of our 3 combined work forces. 616 00:36:48,303 --> 00:36:51,261 We'll starve them out, then kill them. Starting in 617 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:53,934 shall we say, 15 minutes? 618 00:36:55,423 --> 00:36:58,460 REPORTER: An estimated 108 snipers are in position, 619 00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:01,017 surrounding the demolished fox residence. 620 00:37:01,143 --> 00:37:03,941 Any local animals appear to be trapped underground 621 00:37:04,063 --> 00:37:06,054 without provisions of any kind. 622 00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:10,574 If I had a crystal ball, I'd predict a fairly grisly outcome to this situation. 623 00:37:10,703 --> 00:37:14,901 We'll stay on the scene, watching closely, as events continue to unfold. 624 00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:19,856 This is going to be a total cluster-cuss for everybody. 625 00:37:26,543 --> 00:37:28,659 How long can a fox go without food or water? 626 00:37:29,463 --> 00:37:32,978 I can only answer as an opossum, but I can't last more than another couple hours 627 00:37:33,103 --> 00:37:35,298 before I get completely dehydrated and starve to death. 628 00:37:35,423 --> 00:37:36,538 What's that? 629 00:37:41,983 --> 00:37:43,052 (WIND BLOWING) 630 00:37:43,903 --> 00:37:45,461 ASH: Dad. MR. FOX: Not a sound. 631 00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:46,936 (DIRT CLATTERING) 632 00:37:54,703 --> 00:37:56,375 You scared the cuss out of us! 633 00:37:57,183 --> 00:37:58,411 (GROWLING) 634 00:37:58,903 --> 00:38:02,691 A lot of good animals are probably going to die, because of you! 635 00:38:05,303 --> 00:38:07,339 We've been digging in circles for 3 days. 636 00:38:07,463 --> 00:38:08,691 Half the woods have been obliterated. 637 00:38:08,823 --> 00:38:12,099 Nobody can get out. My wife's huddled at the bottom of a flint-mine 638 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:15,659 with no food, no water, and 27 starving animal brats! 639 00:38:16,863 --> 00:38:20,094 I just want to see a little sunshine. 640 00:38:20,343 --> 00:38:23,540 You're nocturnal, Phil. Your eyes barely even open on a good day. 641 00:38:23,663 --> 00:38:25,619 I'm sick of your double-talk! We have rights! 642 00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:28,021 We don't like you and we hate your dad. 643 00:38:28,143 --> 00:38:30,577 Now grab some mud, chew it and swallow it. 644 00:38:30,703 --> 00:38:33,092 - I'm not going to eat mud. - Cuss, yeah, you are. 645 00:38:40,423 --> 00:38:41,776 Don't do that. 646 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:43,538 Why'd you take your shoes off? 647 00:38:43,663 --> 00:38:45,733 So I don't break your nose when I kick it. 648 00:38:47,663 --> 00:38:49,016 (MARTIAL ARTS GRUNTING) 649 00:38:51,783 --> 00:38:53,136 (WHIMPERING) 650 00:38:55,503 --> 00:38:57,300 I can fight my own fights. 651 00:38:58,223 --> 00:38:59,338 No, you can't. 652 00:38:59,943 --> 00:39:02,901 Those farmers won't quit till they've got you and every member of your family 653 00:39:03,023 --> 00:39:05,617 nailed upside-down to a bloody stick with your eyes gorged out. 654 00:39:07,663 --> 00:39:09,574 This is getting a little too personal. 655 00:39:10,823 --> 00:39:12,176 Give me a minute. 656 00:39:15,943 --> 00:39:17,262 (MUTTERING) 657 00:39:26,943 --> 00:39:28,171 I've got an idea. 658 00:39:28,303 --> 00:39:29,372 - What? - It could be good. 659 00:39:29,503 --> 00:39:31,061 - Lay it on us. - It might save our lives. 660 00:39:31,183 --> 00:39:32,502 Say the idea! 661 00:39:33,103 --> 00:39:34,934 All right. Let's try it. 662 00:39:36,383 --> 00:39:39,773 Go to the flint-mine, tell Mrs. Badger et al. that help is on the way. 663 00:39:39,903 --> 00:39:41,495 Is help on the way? 664 00:39:41,623 --> 00:39:43,375 I sure as cuss hope so. 665 00:39:49,183 --> 00:39:52,573 Ash, I know what it's like to feel 666 00:39:53,983 --> 00:39:55,098 different. 667 00:39:56,343 --> 00:39:57,571 I'm not different. 668 00:39:58,303 --> 00:39:59,531 Am I? 669 00:39:59,903 --> 00:40:02,098 We all are. Him, especially. 670 00:40:02,783 --> 00:40:05,775 But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there? 671 00:40:11,623 --> 00:40:14,217 Not to me. I'd prefer to be an athlete. 672 00:40:16,343 --> 00:40:17,662 Gentlemen, 673 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:20,820 this time we must dig in a very special direction. 674 00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:28,337 We have to kind of feel out the vibe. 675 00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:32,452 Begin. 676 00:40:50,103 --> 00:40:51,536 (MR. FOX SNARLING) 677 00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:55,778 (THUDDING) 678 00:40:55,903 --> 00:40:59,691 Whoo-hoo! Come on! You guys... You're not... Come on. 679 00:41:05,983 --> 00:41:08,656 I hit it slap in the middle. Do you get how incredible this is? 680 00:41:08,783 --> 00:41:10,182 (WHISTLES) 681 00:41:10,303 --> 00:41:11,258 (PETEY'S SONG PLAYING) 682 00:41:11,383 --> 00:41:15,376 (SINGING) 'Bout a handsome little fox Let me sing you folks a yarn 683 00:41:15,503 --> 00:41:19,781 Hey, diddle-dee, daddle-da, doddle-do, doodle-dum 684 00:41:19,903 --> 00:41:23,373 'Twas a splendid little fella Full of wit and grace and charm 685 00:41:23,503 --> 00:41:27,291 Say zippy-zee, zappy-za, yappy-yo, goggle-gum 686 00:41:27,423 --> 00:41:31,923 Like any little critter needing Vittles for his little-uns 687 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:36,723 Well, he stole and he cheated And he lied just to survive 688 00:41:37,423 --> 00:41:40,460 With a doodle-dum, diddle-di, duddle, doodle-dum 689 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:42,255 (SINGING ALONG) 690 00:41:42,383 --> 00:41:44,294 With a zippy-zo, zippy-zay, zippy-zappy-zoopy-zee 691 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:49,894 Oh, doo-dah, doo-dah, day! 692 00:41:50,023 --> 00:41:52,093 Let me take a little tick To color in the scene 693 00:41:52,223 --> 00:41:56,660 'Cross the valley lived 3 yokels Name of Boggis, Bunce and Bean 694 00:41:56,783 --> 00:41:58,899 These 3 crazy jackies Had our hero on the run 695 00:41:59,023 --> 00:42:00,979 Shot the tail off the cuss With a fox-shooting gun 696 00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:02,980 But that stylish little fox Was clever as a whip 697 00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:07,176 Dug as quick as a gopher That was hyperactive 698 00:42:07,303 --> 00:42:08,338 (PEOPLE WHOOPING) 699 00:42:08,463 --> 00:42:10,533 Now those 3 farmers sit 700 00:42:10,663 --> 00:42:12,779 'Twhere there a hole 'twas once a hill 701 00:42:12,903 --> 00:42:16,339 Singing diddle-dee, daddle-da, doddle-do, doodle-dum 702 00:42:16,463 --> 00:42:20,854 And as far as I can reckon They're sitting up there still 703 00:42:20,983 --> 00:42:24,293 Singing zippy-zee, zappy-za, yoppy-yo... 704 00:42:24,423 --> 00:42:26,379 What are you singing, Petey? 705 00:42:27,423 --> 00:42:30,415 Just making it up as I went along, really. 706 00:42:30,703 --> 00:42:35,203 That's just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey! 707 00:42:45,103 --> 00:42:47,059 (CLATTERING) 708 00:42:53,823 --> 00:42:55,142 We took everything! 709 00:42:55,663 --> 00:42:57,221 They took everything? 710 00:42:57,983 --> 00:43:00,019 Let me call you back, Petey. 711 00:43:02,143 --> 00:43:04,338 - They could be anywhere. - Digging right under our feet. 712 00:43:04,463 --> 00:43:05,976 In a sense, we've only made matters worse. 713 00:43:06,103 --> 00:43:08,333 We should have stayed out of it. 714 00:43:17,343 --> 00:43:18,662 (GASPING) 715 00:43:26,703 --> 00:43:27,931 (SCREAMS) 716 00:43:38,863 --> 00:43:40,376 I've got an idea. 717 00:43:41,103 --> 00:43:42,661 (PLAYING JAZZ) 718 00:43:49,063 --> 00:43:51,293 I still don't have a signal. Is anybody getting reception? 719 00:43:51,423 --> 00:43:54,017 BADGER: I don't have any signal, but I've had a problem with that. 720 00:43:54,143 --> 00:43:57,215 Crisp up those ducks! Drag those chickens! Slow down. We're ahead. 721 00:43:57,343 --> 00:44:00,733 Where are the apples? Slice them up and get them in the pan. 722 00:44:00,903 --> 00:44:04,737 I can imagine how painful, even emotionally, that must be for you. 723 00:44:04,863 --> 00:44:06,501 It's not the end of the world. 724 00:44:06,623 --> 00:44:10,093 But how humiliating, having your whole tail blown clean off by... 725 00:44:10,223 --> 00:44:11,702 Can we drop it? 726 00:44:15,463 --> 00:44:17,101 Yeah, really good, sweet, and nice. 727 00:44:17,583 --> 00:44:20,017 (WHISTLES) They say you're a natural. True or false? 728 00:44:20,663 --> 00:44:21,732 Answer the question. 729 00:44:21,863 --> 00:44:23,501 - True, I guess. - Correct. 730 00:44:23,743 --> 00:44:25,938 Get away, Agnes. I need a private word with Kristofferson. 731 00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:29,180 - Just a minute. She... - I don't mind. 732 00:44:29,663 --> 00:44:33,781 I just had a brainstorm for something fantastic I've got to do. 733 00:44:33,903 --> 00:44:35,097 But I can't do it alone. 734 00:44:35,223 --> 00:44:36,576 - I'm not interested. - Hear me out. 735 00:44:36,703 --> 00:44:40,298 No, thanks. Foxes from your side of the family take unnecessary risks. 736 00:44:40,423 --> 00:44:44,018 Only because they've got guts in their blood. So do we. 737 00:44:44,463 --> 00:44:46,931 - Was I a bit rude to Agnes? - Yeah. 738 00:44:47,063 --> 00:44:50,260 I should probably say something. I will in a minute. 739 00:44:51,103 --> 00:44:53,617 - What's the brainstorm? - In a nutshell? 740 00:44:53,903 --> 00:44:56,178 We're going to steal back my dad's tail. 741 00:44:56,303 --> 00:44:59,375 Whoa! Whew! Hmm... 742 00:45:07,343 --> 00:45:09,379 - BEAN: Okay, chief. - Here we go. 743 00:45:09,823 --> 00:45:11,700 (CIDER RUSHING) 744 00:45:21,423 --> 00:45:25,382 Well, it took a near catastrophe for all of you to finally take me up on my offer 745 00:45:25,503 --> 00:45:27,778 to have you over to the flint-mine for dinner. 746 00:45:27,903 --> 00:45:30,292 Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail. 747 00:45:30,423 --> 00:45:32,891 (CHUCKLING) Does anybody know what he's talking about? 748 00:45:33,023 --> 00:45:36,459 No, Clive's right. In all seriousness, excuse me, B. 749 00:45:37,223 --> 00:45:41,102 We do have these 3 ugly farmers to thank for one thing. 750 00:45:41,223 --> 00:45:44,260 Reminding us to be thankful and aware of each other. 751 00:45:44,383 --> 00:45:46,453 I'll say it again, aware. 752 00:45:59,903 --> 00:46:02,622 - I don't feel safe. - That's because we're not. 753 00:46:03,423 --> 00:46:05,300 You should put your bandit hat on. 754 00:46:05,423 --> 00:46:08,540 I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock. 755 00:46:11,183 --> 00:46:13,219 - We look good. - Yeah, we do. 756 00:46:13,463 --> 00:46:16,899 Now, where would you keep a prized tail, if you collected them? 757 00:46:17,023 --> 00:46:20,174 - I'd probably hang it over the mantelpiece. - Right. Good. In fact... 758 00:46:20,503 --> 00:46:22,334 (SNIFFING) What's that smell? 759 00:46:25,023 --> 00:46:28,174 Ever tasted one of Mrs. Bean's famous nutmeg-ginger-apple-snaps? 760 00:46:28,303 --> 00:46:30,942 Well, how do you do? 761 00:46:37,743 --> 00:46:39,176 They are so warm. 762 00:46:39,303 --> 00:46:40,816 (BOTH SNARLING) 763 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:43,338 Uh-oh. 764 00:46:43,463 --> 00:46:44,737 We got it wrong. 765 00:46:44,863 --> 00:46:46,581 It's not over the mantelpiece. 766 00:46:47,583 --> 00:46:48,811 KRISTOFFERSON: The necktie. 767 00:46:48,943 --> 00:46:49,932 (DOOR OPENING) 768 00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:14,418 (SHUSHING) 769 00:47:14,543 --> 00:47:16,181 - (WHISPERING) Let's go. - Hang on. 770 00:47:16,303 --> 00:47:17,372 - 2 more. - She's there. 771 00:47:17,503 --> 00:47:18,936 She can't see. 772 00:47:19,063 --> 00:47:20,098 (BOTH GASP) 773 00:47:21,183 --> 00:47:22,502 (BOTH SCREAMING) 774 00:47:25,263 --> 00:47:28,221 Look at each other. Here we are. Wow. 775 00:47:28,343 --> 00:47:30,698 I've already had too much to drink and I'm feeling sentimental 776 00:47:30,823 --> 00:47:32,302 but I'll say something anyway, 777 00:47:32,423 --> 00:47:35,540 which nobody wants to admit, but which is probably true. 778 00:47:35,663 --> 00:47:38,416 We beat them. We beat those farmers 779 00:47:38,543 --> 00:47:40,852 and now we're triumphantly eating their roasted chicken, 780 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:43,941 their sizzling duck, their succulent turkey, their foie gras... 781 00:47:46,143 --> 00:47:47,815 Where'd the boys go? 782 00:47:48,503 --> 00:47:50,334 - Ash! Kristofferson! - Boys! 783 00:47:51,663 --> 00:47:53,938 That was crazy. I can't believe what just happened. 784 00:47:54,063 --> 00:47:56,531 Come on, let's get out of here! Let's go! Where are we? 785 00:48:00,183 --> 00:48:01,411 Kristofferson? 786 00:48:01,663 --> 00:48:05,622 What am I hearing again, baby? What's happening? Am I still paranoid? 787 00:48:05,743 --> 00:48:06,937 (RUMBLING) 788 00:48:08,983 --> 00:48:10,211 Cider. 789 00:48:29,823 --> 00:48:31,256 (ANIMALS COUGHING) 790 00:48:32,063 --> 00:48:35,419 What happened? Something with cider. That was dangerous. Is anyone hurt? 791 00:48:35,543 --> 00:48:38,660 We're all hurt! My entire flint-mine got demolished! 792 00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:40,819 Apple juice. Apple juice flood. 793 00:48:40,943 --> 00:48:44,140 Do a head count. Everybody pick a buddy. Where'd the boys go? 794 00:48:44,263 --> 00:48:46,572 Ash! Kristofferson! Ash! 795 00:48:46,703 --> 00:48:47,852 ASH: I'm here! 796 00:48:48,543 --> 00:48:50,420 - Who's your buddy? - Kristofferson. 797 00:48:50,543 --> 00:48:51,532 - Where is he? - I don't know. 798 00:48:51,663 --> 00:48:52,652 - Why not? - I lost him. 799 00:48:52,783 --> 00:48:53,977 (STAMMERING) You lost him? 800 00:48:54,103 --> 00:48:57,300 We were in the kitchen, trying to find the necktie. 801 00:48:57,423 --> 00:48:58,776 What are you talking about? 802 00:48:58,903 --> 00:49:00,052 It's my fault. 803 00:49:00,183 --> 00:49:03,380 Where did you get that nutmeg-ginger-apple-snap, 804 00:49:03,503 --> 00:49:05,778 and why are you wearing that fake bandit hat? 805 00:49:05,903 --> 00:49:07,382 We went to steal back your tail. 806 00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:09,617 (GASPING) 807 00:49:10,223 --> 00:49:11,941 MR. FOX: Kristofferson! 808 00:49:19,503 --> 00:49:21,573 Wrap this little mutt in a newspaper 809 00:49:21,703 --> 00:49:24,263 and put him in a box with some holes punched in the top. 810 00:49:25,303 --> 00:49:27,863 There's one way out of the sewer, but the manhole cover's closed 811 00:49:27,983 --> 00:49:29,496 and a station wagon's parked on it. 812 00:49:29,623 --> 00:49:32,535 Which means, we're permanently stuck down here. 813 00:49:33,223 --> 00:49:35,691 You still think we beat them, Foxy? 814 00:49:53,303 --> 00:49:57,182 Badger's right. These farmers aren't going to quit until they catch me. 815 00:49:57,303 --> 00:49:58,531 I shouldn't have lied to your face 816 00:49:58,663 --> 00:50:02,656 or fallen off the wagon and started secretly stealing chickens on the sly. 817 00:50:02,783 --> 00:50:07,015 I shouldn't have tried to embarrass these farmers and cuss with their heads. 818 00:50:07,143 --> 00:50:10,658 I enjoyed it, but I shouldn't have done it. Now there's only one way out. 819 00:50:11,143 --> 00:50:13,179 If I hand myself over, let them kill me, 820 00:50:13,303 --> 00:50:15,055 stuff me and hang me over their mantelpiece... 821 00:50:15,183 --> 00:50:19,017 - You'll do no such thing. - Maybe they'll let everyone else live. 822 00:50:20,623 --> 00:50:23,899 Oh, why did you have to get us into this, Foxy? 823 00:50:25,743 --> 00:50:28,860 I don't know, but I have a possible theory. 824 00:50:28,983 --> 00:50:31,622 I think I need everyone to think I'm the greatest, 825 00:50:31,743 --> 00:50:34,541 the "fantastic" Mr. Fox. 826 00:50:34,663 --> 00:50:38,417 If they aren't completely knocked out and dazzled and intimidated by me 827 00:50:38,543 --> 00:50:40,101 I don't feel good about myself. 828 00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:45,061 Foxes traditionally like to court danger, hunt prey and outsmart predators. 829 00:50:45,183 --> 00:50:46,936 That's what I'm good at. 830 00:50:48,063 --> 00:50:49,542 At the end of the day, I'm just... 831 00:50:49,663 --> 00:50:52,336 I know. We're wild animals. 832 00:50:54,503 --> 00:50:56,380 I guess we always were. 833 00:50:57,383 --> 00:51:01,012 If I had all this to do over again, I'd have never let you down. 834 00:51:01,143 --> 00:51:03,703 It was always more fun when we did it together, anyway. 835 00:51:05,143 --> 00:51:08,374 - I love you, Felicity. - I love you, too. 836 00:51:10,263 --> 00:51:12,538 But I shouldn't have married you. 837 00:51:21,943 --> 00:51:24,298 I tell you about finding out we were having a cub? 838 00:51:24,423 --> 00:51:25,776 - In the fox trap. - Right. 839 00:51:25,903 --> 00:51:27,894 - We were at gunpoint, and your mother... - Said she's pregnant. 840 00:51:28,023 --> 00:51:29,615 Let me tell it, okay? 841 00:51:29,743 --> 00:51:33,133 I had no idea how to get out of this jam. Then it hit me. 842 00:51:33,263 --> 00:51:35,015 What do foxes do better than any other animal? 843 00:51:35,143 --> 00:51:36,496 - Dig. - You're stepping on my lines. 844 00:51:36,623 --> 00:51:38,261 - Keep telling it. - So we dug. 845 00:51:38,383 --> 00:51:41,580 And the whole time I put paw over paw, scooping dirt and pebble, 846 00:51:41,703 --> 00:51:43,375 your mother digging like crazy next to me, 847 00:51:43,503 --> 00:51:46,222 I kept wondering, who is this little boy going to be? 848 00:51:46,343 --> 00:51:47,412 - Or girl. - Or girl. 849 00:51:47,543 --> 00:51:49,374 Because at that point, we didn't know. 850 00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:53,015 Ash, I'm so glad he was you. 851 00:51:54,663 --> 00:51:56,779 It's not your fault. It's mine. 852 00:52:09,663 --> 00:52:10,698 (WHISTLES) 853 00:52:10,823 --> 00:52:11,778 (CLICKS TONGUE) 854 00:52:18,543 --> 00:52:19,737 Good-bye. 855 00:52:23,543 --> 00:52:28,043 Well, I guess we should probably split into a certain number of groups 856 00:52:28,903 --> 00:52:31,212 and start doing something, right? 857 00:52:33,703 --> 00:52:35,500 (WHIMPERING) 858 00:52:37,223 --> 00:52:38,178 (CLEARING THROAT) 859 00:52:38,303 --> 00:52:40,373 Could I have a glass of water? 860 00:52:43,183 --> 00:52:45,856 Excuse me. Excuse me! 861 00:52:46,023 --> 00:52:49,618 Kristofferson! Hello! Can you hear us? 862 00:52:51,183 --> 00:52:52,457 Kristofferson! 863 00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:54,096 RAT: They got the boy. 864 00:52:58,663 --> 00:53:01,257 They want to trade the son for his poppa. 865 00:53:06,503 --> 00:53:08,812 BADGER: Why did they write this in letters cut out of magazines? 866 00:53:08,943 --> 00:53:13,095 To protect their identities. Oh, but then why'd they sign their names? 867 00:53:13,223 --> 00:53:15,418 Plus we already knew who they were because they're trying to kill us. 868 00:53:15,823 --> 00:53:19,657 BADGER: "Mr. Fox, we have your son. If you ever want to see him alive again... " 869 00:53:19,783 --> 00:53:21,580 ASH: You took the wrong fox! 870 00:53:24,623 --> 00:53:25,817 I'm his son. 871 00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:29,460 I can see the resemblance. 872 00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:30,538 (SCREAMS) 873 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,538 What was that? 874 00:53:32,663 --> 00:53:33,937 ASH: (ECHOING) Dad! 875 00:53:35,863 --> 00:53:37,182 (ASH SCREAMING) 876 00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:40,618 (GASPS) 877 00:53:48,063 --> 00:53:49,291 (GROWLING) 878 00:53:51,463 --> 00:53:53,021 Stop, man, stop! 879 00:53:53,143 --> 00:53:54,258 (EXCLAIMING) 880 00:53:57,783 --> 00:53:59,057 (WHOOPING) 881 00:53:59,943 --> 00:54:01,501 Look at you, girl. 882 00:54:02,503 --> 00:54:05,097 You're still as fine-looking as a cr�me br�l�e. 883 00:54:06,263 --> 00:54:09,141 Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat? 884 00:54:12,823 --> 00:54:13,972 (HISSING) 885 00:54:15,903 --> 00:54:17,222 MRS. FOX: Ash! 886 00:54:17,343 --> 00:54:18,571 ASH: Let me out! 887 00:54:19,143 --> 00:54:21,816 Excuse me. May I cut in? 888 00:54:22,623 --> 00:54:23,692 (GROWLS) 889 00:54:30,143 --> 00:54:31,371 (BOTH GRUNTING) 890 00:54:36,983 --> 00:54:38,336 (RAT EXCLAIMING IN PAIN) 891 00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,811 (RAT GROANING WEAKLY) 892 00:54:50,623 --> 00:54:52,022 (CHOKING WEAKLY) 893 00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:55,778 (SOFTLY) The boy's locked in an apple crate 894 00:54:55,903 --> 00:55:00,403 on top of a gun locker in the attic of Bean Annex. 895 00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:04,339 Would you have told me if I didn't kill you first? 896 00:55:05,863 --> 00:55:06,852 Never. 897 00:55:08,143 --> 00:55:11,852 All these wasted years. What were you looking for, Rat? 898 00:55:12,223 --> 00:55:13,258 (RAT STAMMERING WEAKLY) 899 00:55:13,383 --> 00:55:15,214 He's trying to say something, Dad. 900 00:55:16,623 --> 00:55:17,851 Cider. 901 00:55:22,983 --> 00:55:27,483 MR. FOX: Here you are, Rat. A beaker of Bean's finest secret cider. 902 00:55:32,383 --> 00:55:34,943 (WHISPERING) Like melted gold. 903 00:55:35,263 --> 00:55:36,378 (MOANING SOFTLY) 904 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:47,257 - He redeemed himself. - Redemption, sure. 905 00:55:48,223 --> 00:55:50,020 But in the end, he's just another dead rat 906 00:55:50,143 --> 00:55:52,976 in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant. 907 00:56:07,143 --> 00:56:10,533 - He went bananas. - Yes, he did. 908 00:56:12,143 --> 00:56:13,576 My suicide mission has been canceled. 909 00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:16,012 We're replacing it with a go-for-broke rescue mission. 910 00:56:17,983 --> 00:56:20,622 In a way, I'm almost glad that flood interrupted us, 911 00:56:20,743 --> 00:56:24,213 because I don't like the toast I was giving. I'm going to start over. 912 00:56:25,343 --> 00:56:26,662 (GRAND CHORAL PLAYING) 913 00:56:27,543 --> 00:56:31,218 When I look down this table, with the exquisite feast set before us, 914 00:56:31,343 --> 00:56:33,334 I see 2 terrific lawyers, 915 00:56:33,463 --> 00:56:35,374 a skilled pediatrician, a wonderful chef, 916 00:56:35,503 --> 00:56:38,540 a savvy real estate agent, an excellent tailor, a crack accountant, 917 00:56:38,663 --> 00:56:40,733 a gifted musician, a pretty good minnow fisherman, 918 00:56:40,863 --> 00:56:44,572 and possibly the best landscape painter working on the scene today. 919 00:56:44,703 --> 00:56:47,263 Maybe a few of you might even read my column from time to time. 920 00:56:47,383 --> 00:56:48,816 I tend to doubt it. 921 00:56:50,063 --> 00:56:52,896 I also see a room full of wild animals. 922 00:56:53,743 --> 00:56:57,053 Wild animals with true natures and pure talents. 923 00:56:57,543 --> 00:57:01,377 With scientific-sounding Latin names that mean something about our DNA. 924 00:57:01,823 --> 00:57:05,816 Each with his own strengths and weaknesses due to his or her species. 925 00:57:07,263 --> 00:57:11,256 Anyway, I think it may very well be all the beautiful differences among us 926 00:57:11,383 --> 00:57:14,739 that might just give us the tiniest glimmer of a chance of saving my nephew 927 00:57:14,863 --> 00:57:18,902 and letting me make it up to you for getting us into this crazy whatever-it-is. 928 00:57:19,023 --> 00:57:23,380 I don't know, it's just a thought. Thank you for listening. Cheers, everyone. 929 00:57:25,423 --> 00:57:26,378 (EXCLAIMS) 930 00:57:26,823 --> 00:57:28,142 KYLIE: Let's eat! 931 00:57:30,063 --> 00:57:32,497 What? I was just playing along with the bit he was doing. 932 00:57:33,983 --> 00:57:35,541 Will you join me? 933 00:57:36,743 --> 00:57:37,892 I will. 934 00:57:40,383 --> 00:57:42,738 - ALL: Oh, all right, I guess. - Thank you. 935 00:57:43,943 --> 00:57:46,059 Let's start planning. Who knows shorthand? 936 00:57:46,183 --> 00:57:49,459 Great. Linda, Lutra lutra. You got some dry paper? Here we go. 937 00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:52,302 - Mole, Talpa europea. What do you got? - I can see in the dark. 938 00:57:52,423 --> 00:57:54,414 - Incredible. We can use that. Linda? - Got it. 939 00:57:54,783 --> 00:57:56,660 - Rabbit, Oryctolagus cuniculus. - I'm fast. 940 00:57:56,783 --> 00:57:58,296 - You bet you are. Linda? - Got it. 941 00:57:58,543 --> 00:58:00,215 - Beaver, Castor fiber. - I chew through wood. 942 00:58:00,343 --> 00:58:01,537 - Amazing! Linda! - Got it. 943 00:58:01,823 --> 00:58:03,939 - Badger, Meles meles! - Demolitions expert. 944 00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:07,021 - What? Since when? - Explosions, flames, burning things! 945 00:58:07,143 --> 00:58:08,974 - Demolitions expert. Okay, Linda? - Got it. 946 00:58:09,263 --> 00:58:12,380 - Weasel, Mustela nivalis! - Stop yelling! 947 00:58:12,503 --> 00:58:13,936 (WHOOPING EXCITEDLY) 948 00:58:14,463 --> 00:58:16,215 MR. FOX: Ash, get these little kids organized 949 00:58:16,343 --> 00:58:19,221 and put together a K.P. unit to keep this sewer clean. 950 00:58:19,343 --> 00:58:20,298 It's good for morale. 951 00:58:20,423 --> 00:58:23,859 - Done. What's K.P.? - Um, I think it means janitors. 952 00:58:25,743 --> 00:58:26,858 (FIELD MOUSE SPEAKING SOFTLY) 953 00:58:26,983 --> 00:58:30,817 Me. Yo, over here, hey. I want to go. I want to fight. 954 00:58:32,183 --> 00:58:35,141 Good. Fabulous. Microtus pennsylvanicus. 955 00:58:35,463 --> 00:58:36,657 (CHUCKLING) 956 00:58:37,503 --> 00:58:41,018 I didn't get a job yet. Or a Latin name. What's my strength? 957 00:58:41,623 --> 00:58:44,296 Listen, you're Kylie. You're an unbelievably nice guy. 958 00:58:44,423 --> 00:58:47,096 Your job is really just to be available, I think. 959 00:58:47,223 --> 00:58:50,056 I don't know your Latin name. I doubt they had opossums in ancient Rome. 960 00:58:59,664 --> 00:59:01,575 - It's stupendous! Where's us? - Right here. 961 00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:02,932 Paint an X. 962 00:59:05,184 --> 00:59:06,981 MR. FOX: Dear Farmers Boggis, Bunce and Bean: 963 00:59:07,104 --> 00:59:09,379 I have no alternative but to agree to your terms. 964 00:59:09,504 --> 00:59:11,335 Move the station wagon and open the manhole cover 965 00:59:11,464 --> 00:59:13,614 below the drainpipe by the cobbler shop 966 00:59:13,744 --> 00:59:16,781 and meet me there at 10:00 A.M. sharp. I will hand myself over to you 967 00:59:16,904 --> 00:59:20,260 in exchange for the boy's safe return. Cordially, Mr. Fox. 968 00:59:21,424 --> 00:59:23,984 Why'd he write this in letters cut out of magazines? 969 00:59:24,104 --> 00:59:26,060 I don't know, but you did the same thing. 970 00:59:26,184 --> 00:59:29,221 I don't trust this guy. Anyway, set up the ambush. 971 00:59:29,464 --> 00:59:32,854 Synchronize your clocks. The time is now 9:45 A.M. 972 00:59:32,984 --> 00:59:33,973 (WATCHES BEEPING) 973 00:59:34,104 --> 00:59:36,015 Put these bandit hats on. 974 00:59:45,944 --> 00:59:47,013 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 975 00:59:56,544 --> 01:00:00,537 (FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE PLAYING) 976 01:00:03,064 --> 01:00:04,258 (TICKING) 977 01:00:04,664 --> 01:00:06,222 (BEEPING) 978 01:00:29,144 --> 01:00:30,543 Did you bring the boy? 979 01:00:31,144 --> 01:00:34,295 Of course we did. Say something, kid. 980 01:00:35,464 --> 01:00:37,773 KRISTOFFERSON: Excuse me. Excuse me! 981 01:00:38,224 --> 01:00:41,455 That doesn't sound anything like him. It's amateur night in Dixie. 982 01:00:44,784 --> 01:00:45,978 (BLOWING) 983 01:00:50,264 --> 01:00:52,255 What the cuss is he burning? 984 01:00:53,464 --> 01:00:56,058 CHILDREN: Boggis, Bunce, Bean 985 01:00:56,944 --> 01:00:59,742 One fat, one short, one lean 986 01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:05,097 (ALL LAUGHING) 987 01:01:05,224 --> 01:01:07,055 Is that all you've got, Mr. Fox? 988 01:01:08,904 --> 01:01:10,622 CHILDREN: (SINGING) Boggis, Bunce and Bean 989 01:01:10,744 --> 01:01:12,416 One fat, one short, one lean 990 01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:14,216 These horrible crooks So different in looks 991 01:01:14,344 --> 01:01:16,175 Were nonetheless equally mean... 992 01:01:16,944 --> 01:01:18,377 It's unclear whether these... 993 01:01:19,584 --> 01:01:21,097 (ALARM BELL RINGING) 994 01:01:23,544 --> 01:01:25,262 Boggis, Bunce and Bean 995 01:01:25,384 --> 01:01:27,136 One fat, one short, one lean 996 01:01:27,264 --> 01:01:28,936 Horrible crooks Different in looks 997 01:01:29,064 --> 01:01:30,861 Nonetheless equally mean 998 01:01:30,984 --> 01:01:32,497 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 999 01:01:35,664 --> 01:01:37,939 28 pinecones fired, 22 targets hit. 1000 01:01:41,824 --> 01:01:43,143 Decoy phase, go. 1001 01:01:43,664 --> 01:01:45,939 Yes, sir. Domino Santo, 1, 2, 3. 1002 01:01:48,664 --> 01:01:50,017 (WHOOPING) 1003 01:01:50,944 --> 01:01:53,538 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1004 01:01:59,264 --> 01:02:00,299 (STAMMERING) Dad's on fire! 1005 01:02:01,304 --> 01:02:02,578 (EXCLAIMING) 1006 01:02:03,384 --> 01:02:06,342 - Foxy, you're on. - We're ready. 1007 01:02:07,384 --> 01:02:10,103 - I'm going to find him and bring him back. - I know you will. 1008 01:02:11,424 --> 01:02:12,573 Contact! 1009 01:02:14,744 --> 01:02:16,302 (GRAND CHORAL PLAYING) 1010 01:02:26,984 --> 01:02:28,576 Are you scared of wolves? 1011 01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:30,695 No. I have a phobia of them. 1012 01:02:30,824 --> 01:02:33,736 - I have a thing about thunder. - Why? That's stupid. 1013 01:02:33,864 --> 01:02:35,775 I don't like needles myself. 1014 01:02:35,904 --> 01:02:37,940 Where'd you come from again? How did you get in the sidecar? 1015 01:02:38,064 --> 01:02:39,338 I feel like I'm losing my mind. 1016 01:02:40,064 --> 01:02:41,292 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1017 01:02:42,744 --> 01:02:45,304 PILOT: I've got a fox on a motorcycle, with a littler fox 1018 01:02:45,424 --> 01:02:47,813 and what looks like to be an opossum in the sidecar, 1019 01:02:47,944 --> 01:02:49,662 riding north on Farm Lane 7. 1020 01:02:50,264 --> 01:02:52,175 Does that sound like anything to anybody? 1021 01:02:52,304 --> 01:02:53,657 (OVER RADIO) Red, it's Franklin Bean. 1022 01:02:53,784 --> 01:02:57,459 Turn around, get the cuss back here and pick us up on the ASAP. 1023 01:02:57,584 --> 01:02:58,573 (FLIPPING SWITCHES) 1024 01:03:23,224 --> 01:03:24,577 Ah! 1025 01:03:27,824 --> 01:03:29,701 - You got a credit card? - Sure. 1026 01:03:29,824 --> 01:03:32,782 This is what I was saying about how good you are, just being available. 1027 01:03:32,904 --> 01:03:36,294 A titanium card? How the cuss did you qualify for this? 1028 01:03:36,424 --> 01:03:38,779 I pay my bills on time. I've always had good credit. 1029 01:03:43,464 --> 01:03:44,419 (EXCLAIMING) 1030 01:03:44,544 --> 01:03:45,499 (WHISTLES) 1031 01:03:45,624 --> 01:03:46,579 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1032 01:03:46,704 --> 01:03:47,693 Come on. 1033 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:51,373 What's this thing you do? The whistle with the clicking sound? 1034 01:03:52,384 --> 01:03:53,942 What do you mean? That's my trademark. 1035 01:03:54,064 --> 01:03:55,019 (WHISTLES) 1036 01:03:55,144 --> 01:03:56,099 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1037 01:04:24,584 --> 01:04:26,142 Give me a blueberry. 1038 01:04:27,824 --> 01:04:29,257 - Blueberry. - You didn't say anything... 1039 01:04:29,384 --> 01:04:32,933 You forgot the blueberries? I did say it! I wrote it on your paw! 1040 01:04:33,344 --> 01:04:35,300 Yeah. It's written on the front of your paw. 1041 01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:42,214 - What's that white stuff around his mouth? - I think he eats soap. 1042 01:04:46,824 --> 01:04:49,622 - That's not soap. - Then why does he have that bubbly... 1043 01:04:49,744 --> 01:04:53,259 He's rabid. With rabies. I've heard about this beagle. 1044 01:04:55,584 --> 01:04:57,734 You two go ahead while I distract him. 1045 01:05:01,784 --> 01:05:02,978 (SQUEAKING) 1046 01:05:03,984 --> 01:05:05,212 (DOOR OPENING) 1047 01:05:05,584 --> 01:05:06,858 (MUMBLING) 1048 01:05:08,224 --> 01:05:09,259 (SHUSHING) 1049 01:05:13,664 --> 01:05:14,574 ASH: Hey. 1050 01:05:16,824 --> 01:05:18,177 I can fit through there. 1051 01:05:19,904 --> 01:05:22,179 - Want to know why? - Why? 1052 01:05:22,984 --> 01:05:24,622 Because I'm little. 1053 01:05:25,384 --> 01:05:26,737 Give me that shoelace. 1054 01:05:30,664 --> 01:05:31,813 (ASH EXHALES) 1055 01:05:35,264 --> 01:05:36,219 Psst! Psst! 1056 01:05:36,344 --> 01:05:38,335 (WHISPERING) It's me. I'm rescuing you. 1057 01:05:40,184 --> 01:05:43,733 - I have mixed feelings about that. - I don't blame you. 1058 01:05:47,264 --> 01:05:50,062 Can you give me a karate lesson real quick? 1059 01:05:51,064 --> 01:05:53,419 Okay. Stand like this. 1060 01:05:53,904 --> 01:05:55,576 Position yourself on the balls of your feet. 1061 01:05:55,704 --> 01:05:58,662 Close your eyes. You weigh less than a slice of bread. 1062 01:06:00,984 --> 01:06:03,657 I feel there's a tenderness in your eyes, isn't there? 1063 01:06:04,024 --> 01:06:05,252 Yes, I'm right. 1064 01:06:05,784 --> 01:06:10,062 Let's review the principal agility techniques: jumping, flipping, landing. 1065 01:06:10,384 --> 01:06:14,457 MR. FOX: You're a good boy. A little lonely, maybe, but terribly sweet. 1066 01:06:14,944 --> 01:06:17,856 Is your name Spitz? That's German, isn't it? 1067 01:06:18,704 --> 01:06:21,218 Now, a rudimentary version of the cyclone chop. 1068 01:06:21,344 --> 01:06:23,812 First, get a running start, which, obviously, I can't do here. 1069 01:06:23,944 --> 01:06:25,696 Then, at the destination of the chop, 1070 01:06:25,824 --> 01:06:28,543 lean and thrust into the point of contact, paw open and straight, 1071 01:06:28,664 --> 01:06:31,178 then withdraw instantaneously. It's the pull-back that matters. 1072 01:06:31,304 --> 01:06:33,864 The pull-back generates the force of the impact. 1073 01:06:34,424 --> 01:06:35,573 Got it. 1074 01:06:37,064 --> 01:06:40,136 Yeah, I'm just going to chop this thing right off. 1075 01:06:43,664 --> 01:06:46,576 (CHANTING) 1076 01:06:49,144 --> 01:06:50,497 He's going to do it. 1077 01:06:53,304 --> 01:06:56,296 Why, you're just as sweet as a... 1078 01:06:56,424 --> 01:06:57,539 (GROWLING) 1079 01:06:57,664 --> 01:07:00,019 I thought he said never look a beagle in the eye. 1080 01:07:00,824 --> 01:07:02,940 (MARTIAL ARTS GRUNTING) 1081 01:07:08,504 --> 01:07:09,983 (GASPING) 1082 01:07:10,544 --> 01:07:13,377 - Did you chop it? - (SOFTLY) Oh, no. Oh, no. 1083 01:07:15,864 --> 01:07:17,058 (CRASHING) 1084 01:07:17,504 --> 01:07:18,698 (GROWLING) 1085 01:07:19,864 --> 01:07:21,183 (SNARLING) 1086 01:07:21,304 --> 01:07:22,783 (BARKING) 1087 01:07:22,904 --> 01:07:24,303 (MR. FOX SCREAMING) 1088 01:07:27,104 --> 01:07:28,537 ASH: Kristofferson. 1089 01:07:29,944 --> 01:07:31,502 Uh, I'm okay. 1090 01:07:32,744 --> 01:07:35,258 - I'm okay. - I'm sorry. 1091 01:07:36,024 --> 01:07:38,936 That's all right. You were just trying to unlock the apple crate. 1092 01:07:39,744 --> 01:07:42,258 No. I mean I'm sorry about... 1093 01:07:43,144 --> 01:07:46,739 Oh, you mean from before. The apology you owed me, but never actually said. 1094 01:07:46,864 --> 01:07:51,335 Right. I'm grumpy. I spit. I wake up on the wrong side of the bed. 1095 01:07:51,464 --> 01:07:54,854 I'm just different, apparently. 1096 01:07:54,984 --> 01:07:57,100 But it won't happen again. 1097 01:07:58,424 --> 01:07:59,982 Kristofferson, I'm sorry. 1098 01:08:02,504 --> 01:08:04,460 Well, that's all right, too. 1099 01:08:05,144 --> 01:08:06,338 Throw me the shoelace, please. 1100 01:08:07,144 --> 01:08:08,577 (PANTING) 1101 01:08:11,944 --> 01:08:13,172 (BARKING FURIOUSLY) 1102 01:08:15,584 --> 01:08:16,778 (GASPING) 1103 01:08:17,664 --> 01:08:19,063 You okay? 1104 01:08:35,184 --> 01:08:36,333 (GASPS) 1105 01:08:49,984 --> 01:08:51,212 He's wearing it. 1106 01:08:55,224 --> 01:08:59,724 Your tractors uprooted my tree, your posse hunted my family, 1107 01:09:00,024 --> 01:09:04,524 your gunmen kidnapped my nephew, your rat insulted my wife, 1108 01:09:05,144 --> 01:09:07,374 and you shot off my tail. 1109 01:09:07,544 --> 01:09:10,456 I'm not leaving here without that necktie. 1110 01:09:11,784 --> 01:09:13,012 Kill him! 1111 01:09:21,464 --> 01:09:23,739 Actually, we should just go. Where did I park? 1112 01:09:24,344 --> 01:09:26,221 I weigh less than a slice of bread. 1113 01:09:27,144 --> 01:09:29,055 - I'll be right back. - Ash! 1114 01:09:37,504 --> 01:09:40,814 Dodge the grabbers, duck the taggers, jump the twig-basket and 1115 01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:42,536 knock the cedar-stick off the cross-rock! 1116 01:09:48,824 --> 01:09:50,542 (MARTIAL ARTS EXCLAIMING) 1117 01:09:50,904 --> 01:09:51,973 (WHOOPS) 1118 01:10:00,904 --> 01:10:02,178 Hot box! 1119 01:10:02,984 --> 01:10:04,099 (BARKING) 1120 01:10:04,224 --> 01:10:05,543 (ALL SCREAMING) 1121 01:10:08,664 --> 01:10:10,336 (LAUGHING) 1122 01:10:11,064 --> 01:10:12,861 (SPITZ SNARLING) 1123 01:10:26,904 --> 01:10:28,735 (GUNFIRE) 1124 01:10:30,304 --> 01:10:34,217 Ash, that was pure wild animal craziness. You're an athlete. 1125 01:10:34,904 --> 01:10:35,859 Mmm-hmm. 1126 01:10:35,984 --> 01:10:38,054 Here, put this bandit hat on. 1127 01:10:41,144 --> 01:10:42,372 Goggles. 1128 01:10:43,224 --> 01:10:44,577 CHILDREN: Boggis, Bunce and Bean 1129 01:10:44,704 --> 01:10:45,978 One fat, one short one lean 1130 01:10:51,944 --> 01:10:52,933 Are you going to... 1131 01:10:53,584 --> 01:10:54,858 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1132 01:10:55,504 --> 01:10:59,895 MR. FOX: Holy swearing cuss! 1133 01:11:05,424 --> 01:11:06,618 (BARKING) 1134 01:11:06,744 --> 01:11:07,699 (SNARLING) 1135 01:11:09,944 --> 01:11:11,582 Petey, bring us a ladder, please. 1136 01:11:12,584 --> 01:11:13,733 MOLE: Stand by! 1137 01:11:13,864 --> 01:11:16,583 I just intercepted a high-frequency radio signal with the can, 1138 01:11:16,704 --> 01:11:18,103 they're on their way home! 1139 01:11:18,424 --> 01:11:19,823 (ALL CHEERING) 1140 01:11:26,984 --> 01:11:29,339 Don't turn around. 1141 01:11:30,104 --> 01:11:31,332 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1142 01:11:38,344 --> 01:11:40,096 Where'd he come from? 1143 01:11:41,344 --> 01:11:42,936 Where'd you come from? 1144 01:11:44,264 --> 01:11:46,141 MR. FOX: What are you doing here? 1145 01:11:47,544 --> 01:11:49,102 Canis lupus. 1146 01:11:49,864 --> 01:11:51,422 Vulpes vulpes. 1147 01:11:53,144 --> 01:11:55,180 I don't think he speaks English or Latin. 1148 01:11:56,464 --> 01:11:58,341 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 1149 01:11:59,664 --> 01:12:02,258 I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter. 1150 01:12:05,944 --> 01:12:07,821 He doesn't seem to know. 1151 01:12:09,944 --> 01:12:12,139 I have a phobia of wolves! 1152 01:12:27,024 --> 01:12:30,733 What a beautiful creature. Wish him luck, boys. 1153 01:12:31,144 --> 01:12:33,180 - Good luck, wolf. - Good luck out there. 1154 01:12:54,624 --> 01:12:57,457 These 3, in this reporter's opinion, obsessed farmers 1155 01:12:57,584 --> 01:13:01,896 remain convinced the fox in question will eventually reappear. Why? 1156 01:13:02,224 --> 01:13:04,374 - Foxes aren't meant to live in a sewer. - They're refugees. 1157 01:13:04,504 --> 01:13:07,337 - All they have to eat down there is... - Trash! 1158 01:13:07,704 --> 01:13:09,262 And not much of it. 1159 01:13:09,664 --> 01:13:10,619 Uh-huh. 1160 01:13:10,744 --> 01:13:14,817 Thank you, farmers. For Action 12, this is Dan Peabody. 1161 01:13:17,144 --> 01:13:19,294 - What is it? - His tonsils are a little swollen. 1162 01:13:19,424 --> 01:13:21,938 - Is it serious? - No. Hopefully, he won't have to lose them. 1163 01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:23,417 Lose the tonsils? 1164 01:13:23,984 --> 01:13:27,977 - I'm hungry. - Have some water. Here. 1165 01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:29,856 BEAVER: We try to keep things simple. 1166 01:13:29,984 --> 01:13:33,294 WEASEL: This is the first time I've been to a party where no one serves anything. 1167 01:13:37,464 --> 01:13:39,295 (CUBS CHANTING) 1168 01:13:46,144 --> 01:13:47,657 My darlings. 1169 01:13:48,984 --> 01:13:50,383 ASH: Where are we going? MR. FOX: Nobody knows. 1170 01:13:50,504 --> 01:13:52,017 ASH: We were in the middle of a meditation practice. 1171 01:13:52,144 --> 01:13:54,977 Watch your step. Let's see, where does this lead? 1172 01:13:55,104 --> 01:13:57,334 Oh, no. Foxy, it's filthy. 1173 01:13:57,464 --> 01:13:59,819 - MR. FOX: Keep a good grip, everyone. - This better be worth it. 1174 01:13:59,944 --> 01:14:04,444 MR. FOX: I think I see a little sliver of light. What's this? Is it a door? 1175 01:14:04,984 --> 01:14:06,702 You're a terrible actor, Foxy. 1176 01:14:06,824 --> 01:14:09,384 (SNIFFING) Do you smell something? Is that Freon? 1177 01:14:09,504 --> 01:14:13,179 Shh! I'm going to open this trap door and see if something's on the other side. 1178 01:14:13,304 --> 01:14:16,137 I highly doubt it, though. There's probably just more sewer. 1179 01:14:16,904 --> 01:14:18,735 - Wouldn't it be surprising if... - ASH: Open it. 1180 01:14:26,144 --> 01:14:29,898 Look, there's a whole enormous, glorious, gigantic supermarket up here. 1181 01:14:30,224 --> 01:14:32,454 And they close early on weekends. 1182 01:14:32,584 --> 01:14:34,063 (ALL EXCLAIMING IN WONDER) 1183 01:14:36,344 --> 01:14:40,576 You really are kind of a quote-unquote "fantastic" fox. 1184 01:14:40,704 --> 01:14:43,218 I try. Get enough to share with everybody. 1185 01:14:43,344 --> 01:14:46,734 Remember, the Rabbits are vegetarians and Badger supposedly can't eat walnuts. 1186 01:14:46,944 --> 01:14:48,172 (ALL SNARLING) 1187 01:14:49,104 --> 01:14:52,335 I guess now that Kristofferson's dad is already down to single pneumonia 1188 01:14:52,464 --> 01:14:54,341 he'll be going home soon. 1189 01:14:54,464 --> 01:14:56,341 Actually, when he spoke to me from the hospital 1190 01:14:56,464 --> 01:14:57,533 he said he was already talking to Weasel 1191 01:14:57,664 --> 01:15:00,258 about real estate availability in our sewer system. 1192 01:15:00,384 --> 01:15:02,215 Really? Well, now's the time to buy. 1193 01:15:07,504 --> 01:15:08,459 Ha! 1194 01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:12,580 Okay. I get it. Is that your trademark? 1195 01:15:16,024 --> 01:15:19,061 - I'm pregnant again. - (GASPS) Wow. 1196 01:15:21,144 --> 01:15:22,941 I think we're both glowing. 1197 01:15:26,384 --> 01:15:27,783 Do another toast, Dad. 1198 01:15:29,704 --> 01:15:31,103 Okay, uh... 1199 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:37,800 Subtitles: Arigon 1200 01:15:38,864 --> 01:15:42,254 They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum. 1201 01:15:42,384 --> 01:15:44,614 But it's cool to the paw. Try it. 1202 01:15:47,544 --> 01:15:50,377 They say my tail needs to be dry-cleaned twice a month. 1203 01:15:50,824 --> 01:15:52,098 But now it's fully detachable. 1204 01:15:52,224 --> 01:15:53,179 See? 1205 01:15:54,184 --> 01:15:58,684 They say our tree may never grow back. But one day something will. 1206 01:16:00,344 --> 01:16:02,699 These crackles are made of synthetic goose 1207 01:16:02,824 --> 01:16:05,054 and these giblets come from artificial squab. 1208 01:16:05,184 --> 01:16:08,733 Even these apples look fake. But at least they've got stars on them. 1209 01:16:10,344 --> 01:16:14,303 My point is, we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together. 1210 01:16:14,424 --> 01:16:17,575 And even in this not particularly flattering light, 1211 01:16:18,504 --> 01:16:23,004 you are without a doubt the 51/2 most wonderful wild animals 1212 01:16:23,144 --> 01:16:25,260 I've ever met in my life. 1213 01:16:26,504 --> 01:16:28,142 So let's raise our boxes. 1214 01:16:31,184 --> 01:16:33,903 To our survival. 1215 01:16:35,144 --> 01:16:36,577 (ALL SLURPING) 1216 01:16:40,264 --> 01:16:41,617 How was that? 1217 01:16:41,864 --> 01:16:42,853 Mmm. 1218 01:16:42,984 --> 01:16:44,736 That was a good toast. 1219 01:16:47,224 --> 01:16:49,021 (LETHER DANCE PLAYING) 1220 01:16:59,584 --> 01:17:02,974 Well, there she goes with a brand new love affair 1221 01:17:03,464 --> 01:17:06,137 Dancing with him like she don't even care 1222 01:17:06,584 --> 01:17:10,338 Well, let her dance with him Let her dance all night long 1223 01:17:10,464 --> 01:17:12,420 Let her dance, let her dance Dance, dance 1224 01:17:12,544 --> 01:17:15,775 Let her dance, let her dance Let her dance, dance, dance 1225 01:17:15,904 --> 01:17:19,977 Well, who would have known that just yesterday 1226 01:17:20,104 --> 01:17:22,572 She danced with me the very same way 1227 01:17:22,704 --> 01:17:26,936 Well, let her dance with him Let her dance all night long 1228 01:17:27,064 --> 01:17:29,100 Let her dance, let her dance Dance, dance 1229 01:17:29,224 --> 01:17:32,341 Let her dance, let her dance Let her dance, dance, dance 1230 01:17:32,464 --> 01:17:36,139 Well, let her dance with him all night long 1231 01:17:36,424 --> 01:17:39,177 Let her dance to our favorite song 1232 01:17:39,304 --> 01:17:43,013 Well, let her dance with him Let her dance all night long 1233 01:17:43,144 --> 01:17:45,738 Let her dance, let her dance Dance, let her dance 1234 01:17:45,864 --> 01:17:49,095 Let her dance, let her dance Dance, dance, dance 1235 01:18:17,824 --> 01:18:21,817 Well, I'll find me a new love And then she'll see 1236 01:18:21,944 --> 01:18:24,936 Someone else will be dancing with me 1237 01:18:25,144 --> 01:18:28,739 Let her dance with him Let her dance all night long 1238 01:18:28,864 --> 01:18:31,537 Let her dance, let her dance Dance, dance, let her dance 1239 01:18:31,664 --> 01:18:34,462 Let her dance, let her dance Dance, dance, let her dance 1240 01:18:34,584 --> 01:18:38,020 Well, let her dance with him all night long 1241 01:18:38,144 --> 01:18:40,942 Let her dance to our favorite song 1242 01:18:41,064 --> 01:18:45,103 Well, let her dance with him Let her dance all night long 1243 01:18:45,224 --> 01:18:47,658 Let her dance, let her dance Dance, dance 1244 01:18:47,784 --> 01:18:50,776 Let her dance, let her dance Let her dance with him 1245 01:18:50,904 --> 01:18:54,692 Well, let her dance with him all night long 1246 01:18:54,824 --> 01:18:57,292 Let her dance to our favorite song 1247 01:18:57,424 --> 01:19:01,781 Let her dance with him Let her dance all night long 1248 01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:05,500 Let her dance, let her dance Let her dance, let her dance 1249 01:19:05,624 --> 01:19:08,775 Dance, dance, dance, dance Let her dance, let her dance 1250 01:19:08,904 --> 01:19:10,496 Let her dance, dance, dance 1251 01:19:17,264 --> 01:19:18,982 (PETEY'S SONG PLAYING) 97581

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