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[upbeat melody plays]
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Good morning, Good
Burger. [chuckles]
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Morning, kitchen.
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Good morning, Good Shake.
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Good morning, me.
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[chuckles]
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Morning, Ed. [laughs]
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Come on, everybody!
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♪ It's a great day
for a good day ♪
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♪ It's gonna be
better than okay ♪
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[burgers] ♪ Sweeter than
a chocolate soufflé ♪
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♪ The kind of day
that makes you say ♪
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[all] ♪ Hooray ♪
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♪ Let's par-tay, hey ♪
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♪ Like it's Friday, yay! ♪
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[all] ♪ Let's spread
out the sauce ♪
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♪ And get cra-zay ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's a great
day for a good day ♪
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♪ Today ♪
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- [Ed chuckles]
- [man] Hello?
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[man clears throat]
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Hello?
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Hello! Hello! Sir!
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- Hmm? Huh?
- Hello! Hi!
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- [Ed] Hello. [grunts]
- Hello.
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I've been trying to
wake you for 20 minutes.
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- Can I order some food?
- Sure.
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Uh-oh. Aah!
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- [Ed sighs, chuckles]
- [mumbles] I don't know.
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[sighs] Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.
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Can I take your order?
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[chuckles]
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♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
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♪ She's a dude, 'cause
we're all dudes ♪
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[Dex] All right, you
got this, Dex. Come on.
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Your entire life
is riding on this.
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If you nail this presentation,
you're gonna become
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more successful than you
could've ever imagined.
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You can do this. But what
if it doesn't go well?
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It has to, or your
life is finished!
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- Done! No plan B. Life over!
- [knocks on door]
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Hey, Dex. It's almost
time. Are you ready?
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You know it.
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Let's go to my house.
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I didn't mean it like that.
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I have a presentation there.
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Yeah, no, I know. I-I
helped organize it.
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- Exactly. Yeah.
- Okay.
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[people applauding]
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- [feedback over microphone]
- Hello, lucky investors.
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Who's ready to get richer?
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- [all cheering] Yeah!
- [Dex laughs]
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People told me it
would take 10 years
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for my idea to turn
into a reality.
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But here we are, unveiling
a finished prototype
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less than three months later!
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Suck it, scientists!
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- [all laughing]
- [man whoops]
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Ladies and gentlemen, I
present to you Burn No More!
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[playing over speaker]
♪ I wanna fire it up ♪
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
- [all laughing]
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- ♪ You know what I came to do ♪
- [Dex] That's right.
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The patented Burn No More
formula in these tanks
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will render any object
completely unburnable.
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I'm so confident it will work,
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I'm going to demonstrate
on my very own house.
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- [crowd gasps]
- Sounds crazy, right?
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And you know what?
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To make it more interesting,
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let's put fireworks in my house!
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Put a bunch of fireworks
in my house! That's right.
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Burn No More is going to put
firefighters out of business
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- forever.
- No more fires? Bummer.
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Folks, are we ready?
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- [all] Yeah!
- Let's do this!
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Fire away!
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- [crowd gasping]
- You see that?
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You see how the house is
resisting the scorching flames?
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- Oh, my God!
- "Oh, my God" is right!
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- It's unbelievable.
- [crowd clamoring]
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You smell that? That's
the smell of success!
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[sniffing] Actually...
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kind of smells like...
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- Fire!
- ♪ Stop, drop, and roll ♪
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- ♪ Stop, drop, and roll ♪
- [Dex] Oh, no!
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My house is on fire!
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Oh, look it... And now the
fake family is melting.
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Oh, man, this is terrible!
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- What do I...? Oh!
- [fireworks exploding]
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Oh! Fireworks!
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My life is over!
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[siren wailing]
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No more fires, huh, bud?
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[ominous theme plays]
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You owe me.
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You lost my money.
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I have nothing now.
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Except for a basketball team,
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three jets, a TV show.
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Oh, and I got this new
AI project, Mark AI...
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Never mind.
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- You owe me.
- If you could give me
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two more seconds of your time...
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Come on back, Mark. Let's talk.
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- [sighs]
- Hey, Dex.
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Good-good job with
the presentation.
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- Yeah, thanks.
- Lot of energy.
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- Yeah, it was, right?
- Yeah.
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I don't think I'm going to
need an assistant anymore.
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- I don't think you will either.
- I'll see you around, I guess.
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Maybe.
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Probably not.
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Bye, Dex.
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["Just Can't Win" by Lee Fields
& The Expressions playing]
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[sighs]
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♪ You keep trying,
you keep trying ♪
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♪ But you just can't win ♪
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♪ But you just can't win... ♪
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- [man on phone] Hello?
- Hey, yeah.
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I'm trying to get into my
office. My key's not working.
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- Sorry, you've been evicted.
- Evicted?
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The investors pulled
the plug on the money.
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- Okay.
- I hope you can find
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somebody who can help you out.
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Got it. Thank you.
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- ♪ But you keep on trying ♪
- [sighs heavily]
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♪ And you might just win ♪
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- [sucks teeth]
- [line ringing]
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- [woman] Oh, hey, brother!
- Hey, sis!
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- No.
- Hello?
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- [dial tone on line]
- Hello? [scoffs]
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Guess I should've expected that.
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[sighs] Who can I call?
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[sighs]
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[dramatic theme plays]
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[Ed] Hey, dude!
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Are you thinking of
me? I bet you are!
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'Cause I'm the one that
gave you the yo-yo.
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Dude, if you need
a place to stay,
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your old pal Ed is
always there for you.
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- [Ed speaking gibberish]
- Hell no.
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[blows raspberry, laughing]
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Bloobity, bloopity,
bloopity, call me!
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["Made It" by Jules playing]
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[bus doors close]
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♪ Tripped up, fell on my face ♪
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♪ That led back to LA ♪
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♪ Put my feet back
on the pavement ♪
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♪ Gonna hold me up
the second I make it ♪
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♪ Make it ♪
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♪ Oh, man, all my
dreams fell apart ♪
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♪ I'm back at the start,
didn't make it too far, yeah ♪
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[car backfiring]
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[Ed] ♪ He's a dude,
she's a dude ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
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- Yo, Ed!
- ♪ He's a dude ♪
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- [Dex] Hey, man!
- [horn honks]
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Oh, hey, Dex! Hey!
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- [Dex] Hey.
- [Ed] Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, dude, hey!
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I was looking for
you! [chuckles]
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[Dex screaming]
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- Ow!
- [chuckles]
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- Hey, Dex.
- Hey, man.
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You almost car-burgered
me to death.
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Uh, no.
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Glad you got some time off
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from your incredibly
successful business ventures
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to come and see
your best friend.
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It's good to see you,
too. It's been a minute.
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No, it's been longer
than a minute.
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More like five years,
eight months, and 32 days.
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Yep, that sounds about right.
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I'm glad you're
back. Buckle up!
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It's time for the new
adventures of Ed and Dex!
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- [Ed exclaims]
- Whoa!
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- Ow!
- Oh, sorry.
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Uh, the new adventures
of Ed and Dex starts now!
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- [tires screeching]
- [Ed yelling excitedly]
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[both] ♪ I'm a
dude, he's a dude ♪
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♪ She's a dude, 'cause
we're all dudes, hey! ♪
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[laughs]
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So, what you been up to?
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Starting from the
last time I saw you,
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I went to sleep, and
then I woke up...
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Oh, no. You don't have to list
everything you've been doing.
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I'm saying what have
you been up to lately?
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Oh, well, I grabbed the
Burgermobile, came to...
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Nope. Have you done
anything interesting at all
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in the last week to six months?
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- Oh, Good Burger was on TV.
- Really?
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It was this really
weird German dude.
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[heavy metal music plays]
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Yummy! Hey, it's
me, the Food Dude,
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and I'm here at Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger!
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Twenty years ago, their
world-famous Ed's Sauce
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put them on the map, making
them the decisive victors
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in the great burger war with
their rival, Mondo Burger.
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[growling]
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What's that,
stomach? [growling]
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You hungry? Me also!
Let's get in there. What?
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I'm about to try my
first Good Burger,
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and I could not be more excited.
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Mmm! Oh, that's what
I'm talking about!
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Oh, this burger is amazing, mm!
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Take it from Food Dude, Good
Burger is one of a kind.
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I would like 100
Good Burgers to go
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with extra Ed's
Sauce on the side.
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- Okay, what side do you want?
- What do you mean?
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All right, I'll
just do both sides.
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[chuckles] Okay, left
side, right side!
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Oh, left side! Oh, right side!
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Oh, left side! Aah!
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Sauce me! Sauce me!
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[Dex] Yep, that dude
does sound weird.
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[Ed] He sure is, but
we're big in Germany now,
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wherever that is.
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Wow, Good Burger.
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I cannot believe I'm back
after all these years.
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Can't believe I'm back
after all these years.
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Even though I worked
here since I was 15.
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Hey, employees. [chuckles]
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This is my best friend, Dexter.
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He's a successful interpreter.
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Actually, I think the word Ed is
looking for is "entrepreneur."
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But I guess the fact
that I pointed that out
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also makes me an
interpreter. [chuckles]
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This is our cook, Cindy.
Sometimes she's Mindy.
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No, I'm always just Cindy.
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- I'm Mindy. We're twins.
- We're twins.
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[gasps] I don't know
how she does that.
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[Ed groans]
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- Nice to meet you.
- [both] Nice to meet you, too.
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Yeah, and this is our delivery
driver, Ruth. She sleeps a lot.
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- You sure she's just sleeping?
- Huh, let me see.
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- [loud squawk]
- Hey, jackass, watch it!
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- Yep, she was sleeping.
- [Dex] Sorry to disturb you.
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And you know our
newest trainee, my son.
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[both sigh, chuckling]
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Well, if it isn't Ed 2.
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Huh?
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- It is.
- Hey, Uncle Dex.
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Look, instead of
eyebrows, I got fry brows.
245
00:10:31,685 --> 00:10:33,352
Actually, they're
just regular fries.
246
00:10:33,377 --> 00:10:34,979
I glued 'em on my face.
247
00:10:35,004 --> 00:10:37,541
[grunting]
248
00:10:37,927 --> 00:10:38,927
Well...
249
00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,508
Mm, gluey.
250
00:10:42,556 --> 00:10:45,925
Oh, hey, Mia. It's
your Uncle Dex.
251
00:10:46,165 --> 00:10:49,202
Hey, Mia. Uh, you look...
252
00:10:49,771 --> 00:10:52,095
- older.
- [Ed] Oh, yeah.
253
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,178
She stopped wearing makeup
'cause she got dumped last week.
254
00:10:55,203 --> 00:10:57,005
- Nope.
- [sighs]
255
00:10:57,835 --> 00:11:01,371
Oh, you meant 'cause you
haven't seen her in six years.
256
00:11:01,506 --> 00:11:02,507
Probably that.
257
00:11:02,532 --> 00:11:04,266
Even though Dexter
is Mia's uncle,
258
00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:05,791
they haven't seen each other
259
00:11:05,816 --> 00:11:07,418
because he ripped off her mom.
260
00:11:07,443 --> 00:11:10,011
No, I didn't rip off anybody.
261
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,061
On purpose, that is. You know?
262
00:11:13,086 --> 00:11:15,168
I was thinking,
since I'm in town,
263
00:11:15,193 --> 00:11:17,996
it might be nice to spend
time together, with my sister.
264
00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:20,858
And we can all maybe
go get some eats.
265
00:11:20,883 --> 00:11:22,385
Eats and treats?
266
00:11:23,777 --> 00:11:26,379
That's a little inside
joke we do in my family
267
00:11:26,404 --> 00:11:29,707
where one of us walks away from
the other when they're talking.
268
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,768
- Wow.
- That's not that funny.
269
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:33,793
That's fair.
270
00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:35,966
Now, when someone orders a cola,
271
00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:38,594
put the lid on after
you pour the drink.
272
00:11:38,619 --> 00:11:40,588
Otherwise this will happen.
273
00:11:40,628 --> 00:11:42,663
Oh. What about root beer?
274
00:11:42,887 --> 00:11:45,156
- Same thing.
- Huh. Fruit punch?
275
00:11:45,189 --> 00:11:48,058
- Same thing.
- Orange soda?
276
00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:49,888
Huh, let me see.
277
00:11:50,888 --> 00:11:53,023
- [both laugh]
- Same thing!
278
00:11:53,048 --> 00:11:55,184
[laughs, then sighs]
279
00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:57,077
- Oh, I love orange soda.
- Mm!
280
00:11:57,102 --> 00:11:59,772
- I do, I do...
- ♪ I do ♪
281
00:12:00,121 --> 00:12:02,356
- Oh, I like that, son.
- Thanks, Dad.
282
00:12:05,264 --> 00:12:07,439
Hey, anybody sitting here?
283
00:12:08,809 --> 00:12:09,809
Okay.
284
00:12:11,053 --> 00:12:14,423
So, you're working at
Good Burger now, huh?
285
00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:15,682
- First job.
- Yeah.
286
00:12:15,707 --> 00:12:17,776
I had to get a job
to help my mom.
287
00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:19,969
Because she lost all her money.
288
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,118
- Yep. Yeah.
- Hmph.
289
00:12:24,257 --> 00:12:25,426
Yoo-hoo!
290
00:12:25,557 --> 00:12:27,725
I'm hungry for foodstuffs!
291
00:12:27,755 --> 00:12:31,859
And I wish to be acknowledged
by an employee posthaste!
292
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,353
Huh, all right.
293
00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:34,652
[Ed clears throat]
294
00:12:34,869 --> 00:12:36,905
Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger,
295
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,343
can I take your order?
296
00:12:38,368 --> 00:12:41,370
Howdy-hoo. I'm Connie Muldoon.
297
00:12:41,395 --> 00:12:44,398
Well, howdy-hoo, Connie Muldoon.
298
00:12:44,423 --> 00:12:45,984
Now that that's
been established,
299
00:12:46,009 --> 00:12:48,178
I will have one
double Good Burger.
300
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:49,721
- Oh.
- Make the first patty
301
00:12:49,801 --> 00:12:52,469
medium rare and the
second patty well done.
302
00:12:52,507 --> 00:12:54,374
Betwixt the meats,
I would like...
303
00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:56,271
[dialogue speeds up] ...six
and a half slices of pickle.
304
00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:58,598
Two dill, one sour, and
two and a half gherkins.
305
00:12:58,623 --> 00:12:59,999
I just love those
tiny little butters.
306
00:13:00,023 --> 00:13:01,591
Add one squirt of ketchup
307
00:13:01,616 --> 00:13:03,678
and if it's not too
much of a to-do,
308
00:13:03,703 --> 00:13:07,810
please place two onion slices
on top and then remove them.
309
00:13:07,835 --> 00:13:11,371
I enjoy the essence of
onion but not the crunch.
310
00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:14,981
Um, uh, one Good Burger.
311
00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:16,273
Well, wait!
312
00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:19,514
My order was comprised of
many more details than that!
313
00:13:19,661 --> 00:13:22,531
Oh, sure, let me, uh...
314
00:13:22,556 --> 00:13:25,091
The one, the two, and
then the squiggly one.
315
00:13:25,116 --> 00:13:27,719
- Upside-down nine, oh!
- [register dings]
316
00:13:27,744 --> 00:13:29,741
$7,244.
317
00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:32,896
Oh! I shall now
depart in a huff!
318
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:33,955
[Ed] Oh!
319
00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:37,426
Bye, Connie! [chuckles]
320
00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:42,212
Your mom's pretty
mad at me still, huh?
321
00:13:42,237 --> 00:13:45,875
- That's a polite way to put it.
- I know I burnt bridges.
322
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,868
Actually, I burnt
a lot of things.
323
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,762
I'm gonna get your
mom her money back.
324
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,365
I'm going to make it up to her.
325
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:53,497
On the trip here, I
thought of a new idea.
326
00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:57,859
First I get startup money. I'm
gonna take that downtown...
327
00:13:57,884 --> 00:14:00,520
Seriously? Still scheming.
328
00:14:00,545 --> 00:14:03,381
What about all your
money, Mr. Successful?
329
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,969
That tone lets me know that
you don't understand business.
330
00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:10,832
Okay, there's so much going
on. There's diversifications,
331
00:14:10,857 --> 00:14:15,227
acquisitions, um, dividends,
equity, mergers and-
332
00:14:15,252 --> 00:14:19,681
and, uh, what's the thing they
do on Wall Street? Stock market.
333
00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:21,521
You're just listing
business words.
334
00:14:21,546 --> 00:14:23,334
No, I'm not. Recession.
335
00:14:23,359 --> 00:14:25,995
These are some good
fries, aren't they?
336
00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:30,170
[Dex] Wow, nice place, man.
337
00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:31,931
Thanks for letting
me crash here.
338
00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:34,959
It's the least I could do
because your family hates you.
339
00:14:34,984 --> 00:14:38,621
- Kids! [laughing]
- [children screaming excitedly]
340
00:14:38,665 --> 00:14:41,468
- Oh, kids! Oh, kids!
- Daddy!
341
00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:43,753
- Daddy!
- [Ed] Oh, mwah, mwah, mwah!
342
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:46,533
- Say hi to Dex. [chuckles]
- [children] Hi, Dex.
343
00:14:46,558 --> 00:14:49,361
Ed, you had a bunch of
kids since I last saw you.
344
00:14:49,386 --> 00:14:52,671
Yeah. This is Pickles.
She only has 10 toes.
345
00:14:52,696 --> 00:14:54,865
- Only 10?
- Mm-hmm. And this is Mustard.
346
00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:57,784
- He's allergic to hippos.
- Yeah, yeah!
347
00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,177
- How do you know?
- We had all the kids tested.
348
00:15:00,202 --> 00:15:03,339
Yeah, and this is Ketchup.
She's our third favorite.
349
00:15:03,364 --> 00:15:06,033
- You can't say that.
- And this is Onion.
350
00:15:06,058 --> 00:15:07,943
- He cries a lot.
- Makes sense.
351
00:15:07,968 --> 00:15:09,770
And this is No Mayo. He
got hit by lightning.
352
00:15:09,795 --> 00:15:11,897
And now he glows in the dark.
353
00:15:11,922 --> 00:15:12,922
[grunts]
354
00:15:13,214 --> 00:15:15,650
Oh, well, that's
cause for concern.
355
00:15:15,675 --> 00:15:18,912
Yeah, and this is our
youngest, baby Bun Bun!
356
00:15:18,937 --> 00:15:21,840
["Roxanne" by Arizona
Zervas playing]
357
00:15:24,714 --> 00:15:27,537
♪ Roxanne, Roxanne ♪
358
00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,860
♪ All she wanna do
is party all night ♪
359
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,295
Hey, Dex.
360
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,115
Hey, Rox-Roxanne.
361
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,850
Good to-good to see you.
362
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,977
Wait, Ed, you're
married to Roxanne?
363
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:39,638
Ew! No! Roxanne's our nanny.
364
00:15:39,663 --> 00:15:41,698
As a nun, I could
never be married.
365
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,100
I just love being
around children.
366
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,920
They are the future.
367
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:50,036
And Ed has created
the best family ever.
368
00:15:50,412 --> 00:15:52,447
He's such a good father.
369
00:15:52,472 --> 00:15:54,633
- And husband.
- Oh, there... Yes.
370
00:15:54,658 --> 00:15:57,093
There's your wife. Hey,
Edie, good to see you.
371
00:15:57,118 --> 00:15:59,060
Dex, so good to see you.
372
00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:01,563
Edie's been working as
a trapeze artist, ha!
373
00:16:01,588 --> 00:16:03,690
Makes sense that
somebody in your family
374
00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:05,050
would work at the circus.
375
00:16:05,075 --> 00:16:08,179
Oh, no, I paint
pictures of trapezes.
376
00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:13,012
- [Edie chuckles]
- Oh, a-a trapeze artist.
377
00:16:13,037 --> 00:16:15,450
[chuckles] What was I thinking?
378
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,325
[dog panting]
379
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,184
- Who's this little fella?
- [Ed] Attack.
380
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:20,323
- [dog barking]
- [Ed] Attack! Attack!
381
00:16:20,348 --> 00:16:21,682
- [screams]
- Attack!
382
00:16:21,707 --> 00:16:22,875
[all] Attack! Attack!
383
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,460
Why are you telling
him to attack?
384
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:27,555
Well, that's the dog's
name. His name is Attack.
385
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:30,416
- Don't bite me!
- [squawking]
386
00:16:30,537 --> 00:16:32,972
- [screams]
- Oh, no, that's our bird.
387
00:16:32,997 --> 00:16:35,500
His name is Don't.
Don't! Attack!
388
00:16:35,611 --> 00:16:37,580
- Don't! Attack!
- Help!
389
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,807
Somebody get that bird off me!
390
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:45,412
You can sleep in my bed.
I'll sleep in the bathtub.
391
00:16:45,514 --> 00:16:48,983
- The water's really relaxing.
- [Dex sighs]
392
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:53,914
- You sleep in a tub with water?
- Yeah. Best part about it is,
393
00:16:53,939 --> 00:16:56,775
you don't gotta get
out of bed to pee.
394
00:16:57,005 --> 00:16:58,941
All right. Well, on that note,
395
00:16:58,966 --> 00:17:02,703
I will be turning
in, fellas. [sighs]
396
00:17:02,901 --> 00:17:05,270
Before you go to bed...
397
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:08,614
[both] Pillow fight?
398
00:17:08,639 --> 00:17:11,342
You wanna have a pillow
fight right...? No!
399
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:13,636
- [scoffs]
- [both sigh disappointedly]
400
00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:16,601
- Kids!
- [children laughing]
401
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:19,808
- Dex said no to pillow fights.
- [sighs disappointedly]
402
00:17:20,151 --> 00:17:22,106
Aw, come on, man.
403
00:17:22,369 --> 00:17:24,772
It's a bummer.
Pillows are really...
404
00:17:24,797 --> 00:17:26,433
[snoring]
405
00:17:27,398 --> 00:17:28,732
[both] Aww...
406
00:17:30,526 --> 00:17:32,461
[water running, then
faucet squeaks off]
407
00:17:36,202 --> 00:17:38,538
Good morning! I
made you breakfast.
408
00:17:38,638 --> 00:17:41,074
"Eat me! Ooh, I taste so good!"
409
00:17:41,099 --> 00:17:44,795
♪ Bacon lips, bacon lips,
bacon lips ♪ [chuckles]
410
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:47,289
Well, that's very
kind of you, Ed.
411
00:17:47,314 --> 00:17:49,850
But I prefer to eat
not in the bathroom.
412
00:17:49,908 --> 00:17:52,878
I also prefer to be alone
when I'm in the bathroom.
413
00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:55,497
Oh, okay. I'll just
take my shower later.
414
00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:58,024
Oh, you know what? Ed...
415
00:17:58,438 --> 00:18:00,506
you think I can get
a job at Good Burger?
416
00:18:00,531 --> 00:18:03,067
It's not for the money.
Although I expect to get paid.
417
00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:05,728
I'll put in a good word to
Mr. Jensen, our manager.
418
00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:08,122
- Thanks, Ed. You're the man.
- Mm-hmm.
419
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,000
Ooh, uh, that's not
soap, by the way.
420
00:18:12,994 --> 00:18:14,229
It's maple syrup.
421
00:18:15,446 --> 00:18:18,596
Why would you have
syrup in the bathroom?
422
00:18:18,621 --> 00:18:21,757
For the pancakes,
duh! [chuckles]
423
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,617
Oh, yeah, silly me.
424
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,101
Wow, there's the old crew.
425
00:18:30,873 --> 00:18:33,041
- Man, look at us.
- Yeah, I know.
426
00:18:33,066 --> 00:18:36,434
No, wait. Focus! Mr. Jensen's
gonna be here any minute.
427
00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:39,161
I want you to nail this
interview. Let's practice.
428
00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:42,307
I'll be Mr. Jensen, you be you.
429
00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:45,614
- Is this really necessary?
- Oh, yeah.
430
00:18:45,639 --> 00:18:46,940
[sighs]
431
00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:50,513
Hello! I'm Mr. Jensen.
432
00:18:50,538 --> 00:18:53,724
You can call me... I
don't know my first name.
433
00:18:53,749 --> 00:18:56,185
Uh, but just call me Mr. Jensen.
434
00:18:56,364 --> 00:18:59,066
All right. And you are?
435
00:18:59,861 --> 00:19:02,411
- I'm Dex.
- Nice to meet you, Tex.
436
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,677
It's Dex. And you know that.
437
00:19:04,702 --> 00:19:07,938
Now, have you ever worked
in the fast-food industry?
438
00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:12,301
Because when you're working with
meats... [imitates phone ringing]
439
00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:18,417
Hello? What? Yeah,
this is Mr. Jensen.
440
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:22,113
My wife? Oh! She's having
the baby right now?
441
00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:25,507
Oh! Oh! I'm-I'm having a baby!
442
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,866
Push, honey!
443
00:19:26,891 --> 00:19:27,892
[breathing rapidly]
444
00:19:28,092 --> 00:19:29,627
Push!
445
00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:34,491
I have a baby! I'm
a daddy! [sobbing]
446
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:40,546
- [sighs]
- Congratulations.
447
00:19:40,571 --> 00:19:44,841
Sorry! Sorry I'm late. My
bicycle had a flat tire.
448
00:19:44,866 --> 00:19:47,013
You must be Dex!
449
00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:50,141
And you're Mr. Jensen?
As in an adult?
450
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,401
Yeah.
451
00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:55,647
Dex, you're hired. Welcome
to the Good Burger family.
452
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,741
Seriously? Just like that?
453
00:19:57,766 --> 00:19:59,868
- Well, Ed is a great guy.
- Oh!
454
00:19:59,893 --> 00:20:01,795
And he's a great
judge of character.
455
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:04,190
And also, Ed obviously
owns Good Burger,
456
00:20:04,215 --> 00:20:06,717
so, whatever he says goes.
457
00:20:06,742 --> 00:20:09,178
[chuckles] Head
burger in charge.
458
00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:11,688
Excuse me, I have to call my mom
459
00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,082
and tell her I made
it to work safely.
460
00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:16,975
Call Mommy.
461
00:20:17,364 --> 00:20:19,166
[Jensen speaks in Spanish]
462
00:20:20,227 --> 00:20:23,796
Wow, I cannot believe you
actually own Good Burger now.
463
00:20:23,821 --> 00:20:27,496
[laughs] The owner left it to me
after he went bye-bye forever.
464
00:20:27,521 --> 00:20:30,356
Said it would've gone bankrupt
if it wasn't for my sauce.
465
00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:32,602
He knows I'm good
at business stuff.
466
00:20:32,627 --> 00:20:34,495
Did he ever actually meet you?
467
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,223
Yeah, I got a picture
of him in my wallet.
468
00:20:37,809 --> 00:20:39,986
- [dog barks]
- Man, that's a dog
469
00:20:40,011 --> 00:20:42,146
- wearing sunglasses.
- No, it's not...
470
00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:44,140
Oh, this isn't my wallet!
471
00:20:44,165 --> 00:20:46,267
Wait, these aren't my pants!
472
00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:48,728
Ooh, boot cut. [chuckles]
473
00:20:48,963 --> 00:20:51,633
I can't believe I'm
back at Good Burger
474
00:20:51,658 --> 00:20:53,460
after all these years, man.
475
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:56,187
My best friend is here,
and you own the place!
476
00:20:56,212 --> 00:20:58,548
- Yeah.
- Probably got money, too, huh?
477
00:20:58,573 --> 00:20:59,674
Oh, well... [chuckles]
478
00:20:59,699 --> 00:21:02,344
Hey actully, I was wondering
if I could talk to you
479
00:21:02,369 --> 00:21:05,272
about this idea I've
been having to...
480
00:21:05,876 --> 00:21:08,479
- Come in the freezer real quick.
- Ooh, frosty!
481
00:21:08,821 --> 00:21:10,590
- All right.
- Yeah.
482
00:21:10,615 --> 00:21:12,450
[Dex] Come on.
483
00:21:12,994 --> 00:21:14,862
- [whispers] Come here.
- Oh, okay.
484
00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:18,473
- Can we talk? yeah.
- I love to talk.
485
00:21:18,498 --> 00:21:21,001
I've been talking since I was 8.
486
00:21:21,684 --> 00:21:24,253
- Just have a seat.
- Oh, okay. Huh.
487
00:21:24,278 --> 00:21:27,080
I got a great idea. I'm
not telling anybody.
488
00:21:27,105 --> 00:21:28,907
But I gotta tell my best friend.
489
00:21:28,932 --> 00:21:30,800
- Heh, cool.
- Well...
490
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:33,640
- What's this?
- It's another freezer.
491
00:21:33,665 --> 00:21:36,233
We stopped using it
after the handle broke.
492
00:21:36,258 --> 00:21:38,293
And you just never
bothered to put it back on?
493
00:21:38,318 --> 00:21:41,321
- Well...
- Looks like it slides right on.
494
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:45,004
I really think it's going
to make so much money.
495
00:21:45,314 --> 00:21:46,649
[both scream]
496
00:21:47,593 --> 00:21:49,295
Oh, heh, Fizz.
497
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,421
[chuckles]
498
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,587
[breathing heavily]
499
00:21:52,757 --> 00:21:57,417
- How long was I in there for?
- About 22 years, give or take.
500
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,977
Huh, 22 years, give or take.
501
00:22:00,002 --> 00:22:02,203
Jiminy Crickets,
that's a long time!
502
00:22:02,228 --> 00:22:04,930
- I was wondering where you went.
- The last thing I remember
503
00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:07,390
was hearing you saying
you broke the handle
504
00:22:07,436 --> 00:22:09,074
and would be right back.
505
00:22:09,115 --> 00:22:11,651
You must've gotten
distracted. [laughs]
506
00:22:11,676 --> 00:22:13,245
- Yeah.
- [Fizz sighs]
507
00:22:13,483 --> 00:22:15,785
You're taking this
well. Sure you're okay?
508
00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:17,545
Well, I am a little cold.
509
00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:21,286
Oh, I just realized, I
missed baseball practice.
510
00:22:21,461 --> 00:22:24,219
And the rest of high
school! And college!
511
00:22:24,637 --> 00:22:27,977
I better go see my parents.
They're probably worried sick!
512
00:22:29,272 --> 00:22:30,473
Whoa.
513
00:22:30,498 --> 00:22:32,333
Who's that grown-up?
514
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,279
It's me! [cackles]
515
00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:37,154
Well...
516
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,911
[laughs] Welcome to Good
Burger, home of the Good Burger.
517
00:22:41,936 --> 00:22:44,005
- Can I take your order?
- Hmm, um...
518
00:22:44,211 --> 00:22:45,813
Do you serve veggie burgers?
519
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,966
I can serve anything
on the menu.
520
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:50,193
- Oh, great.
- Watch. Whoa!
521
00:22:50,489 --> 00:22:51,823
- Good Burger!
- Oh!
522
00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:53,416
Good Fries! Good Chunks!
523
00:22:53,441 --> 00:22:57,244
No, I came here to eat the
food, not play tennis with it!
524
00:22:57,269 --> 00:23:00,105
Oh, I know what you want.
You want pickleball.
525
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,565
- Oh, okay.
- No one said...
526
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:02,791
- Fore!
- Oh!
527
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:04,117
- Fore!
- Oh, no, stop!
528
00:23:04,143 --> 00:23:06,045
I'm never coming
back here again!
529
00:23:06,114 --> 00:23:08,677
And no one says
"fore" in tennis.
530
00:23:08,702 --> 00:23:11,572
- That's golf.
- Oh! She's right.
531
00:23:11,597 --> 00:23:14,102
- What? Who did that?
- Knock it off.
532
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:15,994
Ed, just the man
I'm looking for.
533
00:23:16,483 --> 00:23:18,317
Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy.
534
00:23:18,342 --> 00:23:20,777
That's right, Mr. Lawyer Guy.
That's me, Cecil McNevins.
535
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:25,070
I was wondering if we could
have a private conversation.
536
00:23:25,263 --> 00:23:27,733
Oh, yeah, sure.
Hey, everybody!
537
00:23:27,787 --> 00:23:30,610
Could you all please leave
so me and this lawyer guy
538
00:23:30,635 --> 00:23:33,070
could have a private
conversation?
539
00:23:33,095 --> 00:23:35,063
- Meh!
- No. No, no, no.
540
00:23:35,088 --> 00:23:36,469
Nobody has to go anywhere.
541
00:23:36,494 --> 00:23:38,496
I just want me and you
to talk one on one.
542
00:23:38,521 --> 00:23:42,525
Well, that sounds unnecessarily
complicated, but all right.
543
00:23:42,550 --> 00:23:45,953
Hey, everybody! It's okay,
you don't have to leave.
544
00:23:45,978 --> 00:23:47,585
Sit on down. [chuckles]
545
00:23:47,610 --> 00:23:50,713
Hey, Dex, work the
register for me, all right?
546
00:23:50,738 --> 00:23:51,839
Come on.
547
00:23:52,494 --> 00:23:55,097
Woo-hoo! Okay.
548
00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:58,279
Hey, man, who's that guy?
549
00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,006
Oh, that guy, he's
from MegaCorp.
550
00:24:00,031 --> 00:24:02,467
He keeps trying to talk Ed
into selling Good Burger.
551
00:24:02,576 --> 00:24:05,311
MegaCorp? The
giant tech company?
552
00:24:05,336 --> 00:24:07,371
And he wants to buy Good Burger?
553
00:24:07,410 --> 00:24:09,545
You got the
register, Mr. Jensen.
554
00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:12,372
Hey, I'm the manager. I'm
supposed to tell you stuff.
555
00:24:12,397 --> 00:24:15,199
- This private enough for you?
- This is perfect.
556
00:24:15,276 --> 00:24:17,177
- [Ed] Yeah.
- [Cecil chuckles]
557
00:24:17,302 --> 00:24:20,137
I got these. I got 'em.
558
00:24:20,162 --> 00:24:22,264
[suspenseful theme plays]
559
00:24:22,289 --> 00:24:24,424
- Uh, we're still eating here.
- Shh!
560
00:24:24,624 --> 00:24:25,892
As you can see,
561
00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:29,323
my client significantly
increased the offer.
562
00:24:29,348 --> 00:24:31,551
- [Ed] Oh.
- [Cecil] Pretty nice, right?
563
00:24:31,611 --> 00:24:33,512
Oh, no, I'm just reading.
564
00:24:33,537 --> 00:24:36,239
There's a bunch of O's. Oh!
565
00:24:36,284 --> 00:24:39,488
[chuckles] Ed,
those are not O's.
566
00:24:39,983 --> 00:24:41,418
Those are zeros.
567
00:24:41,674 --> 00:24:43,208
[Ed] Oh, zeros.
568
00:24:43,257 --> 00:24:44,428
[Ed chuckles]
569
00:24:44,453 --> 00:24:46,455
- I guess I'm done.
- Mm-hmm.
570
00:24:47,841 --> 00:24:49,610
- Here.
- Uh, look,
571
00:24:49,635 --> 00:24:52,738
I don't care how many
zeros or O's you offer.
572
00:24:52,811 --> 00:24:54,879
Good Burger's not for sale.
573
00:24:54,924 --> 00:24:58,228
Nah. Here, you can have that.
574
00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:03,040
All right, you're all
clean. Enjoy your meal.
575
00:25:03,065 --> 00:25:05,301
That was surprisingly
refreshing.
576
00:25:06,715 --> 00:25:08,251
You'll be sorry.
577
00:25:11,993 --> 00:25:13,194
Hey, Ed, what you doing?
578
00:25:13,219 --> 00:25:15,387
Just unclogging the
strawberry Jacuzzi.
579
00:25:15,412 --> 00:25:18,549
Oh, nice, well, uh...
couldn't help but notice
580
00:25:18,605 --> 00:25:21,601
but that dude was trying
to give you money to sell.
581
00:25:21,626 --> 00:25:24,563
Yeah, he wants me to open Good
Burgers all around the world.
582
00:25:24,588 --> 00:25:27,391
But I promised everyone
I will not sell.
583
00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:30,575
Just out of curiosity,
how much we talking?
584
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,157
It doesn't matter, I'm happy the way
things are. I don't want to mess things up.
585
00:25:34,182 --> 00:25:36,532
I got more money
than I can dream of.
586
00:25:36,557 --> 00:25:38,792
[Ed exclaims]
587
00:25:41,805 --> 00:25:45,475
Ed, are using a plunger to
unclog the shake machine?
588
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,525
As in the same plunger we
use to unclog the toilet?!
589
00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:52,243
- Uh, no.
- [scoffs] Ugh!
590
00:25:52,772 --> 00:25:56,228
Guys, you'll never guess who
just ordered a Good Burger.
591
00:25:56,253 --> 00:25:59,823
Is it Stefan Löfven, the former
prime minister of Sweden?
592
00:26:00,641 --> 00:26:01,675
Chewbacca?
593
00:26:01,782 --> 00:26:03,017
Shakespeare?
594
00:26:03,236 --> 00:26:05,438
Shakespeare's been
dead for 400 years.
595
00:26:05,463 --> 00:26:07,265
Well, then how'd
he make the order?
596
00:26:07,456 --> 00:26:10,345
Just look. It's only my
favorite artist, Luna Fox.
597
00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:11,587
- [both gasp]
- [gasps]
598
00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:13,539
My ex was supposed to
take me to that show.
599
00:26:13,564 --> 00:26:14,765
I want that delivery!
600
00:26:14,817 --> 00:26:16,919
- Me, too. I gotta change.
- Me three.
601
00:26:16,944 --> 00:26:19,813
I got it. Come on, slowpokes.
602
00:26:21,632 --> 00:26:22,733
[Ed 2 grunts]
603
00:26:23,368 --> 00:26:25,470
- [horns honking]
- [people clamoring]
604
00:26:27,969 --> 00:26:29,704
[Ruth] Is that a giant lollipop?
605
00:26:29,729 --> 00:26:31,198
That was a stop sign.
606
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:34,193
Aw, I love giant lollipops.
607
00:26:35,272 --> 00:26:37,341
Oh, that's much better.
608
00:26:37,536 --> 00:26:39,838
Why would you pick
Ruth to be the driver?
609
00:26:39,863 --> 00:26:42,666
Well, she's too old
to work the register.
610
00:26:42,723 --> 00:26:45,659
Good point. Uh, pull
over, please, Ruth.
611
00:26:45,684 --> 00:26:49,120
Yeah, just ease it to the
right. Ease it... Help her out.
612
00:26:49,162 --> 00:26:50,898
- Ease it to the right.
- Just...
613
00:26:50,923 --> 00:26:52,925
[muffled hip-hop playing]
614
00:26:53,265 --> 00:26:54,800
♪ Got it, gonna make it ♪
615
00:26:54,825 --> 00:26:56,660
♪ I got it, gotta take it ♪
616
00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:58,884
♪ Go home it, go home it... ♪
617
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:02,212
- [horn honking]
- [crash]
618
00:27:02,237 --> 00:27:04,372
- [all screaming]
- [Mia] Uncle Dex, watch out!
619
00:27:05,038 --> 00:27:07,040
- [engine dies]
- What the...?
620
00:27:07,065 --> 00:27:08,642
That's what I call driving!
621
00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:10,236
[Ed laughing]
622
00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:16,196
- Now, just be cool, Ed. Be cool.
- Okay.
623
00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:20,094
["Little Green Bag" by the
George Baker Selection playing]
624
00:27:29,126 --> 00:27:30,428
♪ Yeah ♪
625
00:27:35,516 --> 00:27:36,684
[Ed] Hey, Luna Fox.
626
00:27:36,709 --> 00:27:39,312
[chuckles] Got a special
delivery for you.
627
00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:41,950
- Nice to meet you, Luna Fox.
- Nice to meet you, too.
628
00:27:41,975 --> 00:27:44,411
But I'm kind of in the
middle of something.
629
00:27:44,436 --> 00:27:46,705
- Huh?
- [crowd cheering]
630
00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:50,943
You should've ordered more food.
631
00:27:50,968 --> 00:27:52,503
Well, this has been fun.
632
00:27:52,528 --> 00:27:54,430
- Goodbye.
- [Ed] Oh.
633
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,154
[soft melody plays]
634
00:27:58,263 --> 00:28:00,866
Can I get a picture
of you with my niece?
635
00:28:00,891 --> 00:28:02,962
Her ex was supposed to
bring her to this concert.
636
00:28:02,987 --> 00:28:05,405
Yeah, I'll take a picture
with her after the show.
637
00:28:05,430 --> 00:28:07,165
- You want to do it now?
- No.
638
00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:08,790
- Okay, great.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
639
00:28:08,815 --> 00:28:10,681
- Now?
- Mm-mm. Hi!
640
00:28:10,706 --> 00:28:12,728
Hey, girl. [giggles]
641
00:28:12,753 --> 00:28:15,556
Don't ever say your uncle
didn't do nothing nice for you!
642
00:28:15,581 --> 00:28:17,016
I can't believe
this is happening!
643
00:28:17,041 --> 00:28:18,343
- Me neither.
- [shutter clicks]
644
00:28:18,368 --> 00:28:20,503
Can you believe I got
a picture with her?
645
00:28:20,528 --> 00:28:24,115
- [laughs]
- You coming out tonight, Dex?
646
00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:27,076
Oh, I was gonna spend
some time with your dad.
647
00:28:27,101 --> 00:28:29,471
Oh, I'm going, too. We
all go to Fun-tasy Island
648
00:28:29,496 --> 00:28:31,197
every Thursday night, right?
649
00:28:31,222 --> 00:28:32,706
- They have bowling.
- And skating.
650
00:28:32,731 --> 00:28:35,903
And automatic paper-towel
dispensers. Yeah.
651
00:28:35,928 --> 00:28:38,163
Come on, Uncle
Dex. It'll be fun.
652
00:28:39,817 --> 00:28:41,329
- Sure, why not?
- [both] Cool.
653
00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:44,135
I just gotta change
into my party clothes.
654
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,028
[buttons ricocheting]
655
00:28:46,614 --> 00:28:48,949
- Let's party!
- [all cheer]
656
00:28:49,290 --> 00:28:52,460
Did you see, he had the
same shirt on underneath.
657
00:28:52,485 --> 00:28:54,286
Yeah, he does that.
658
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:59,171
- [upbeat pop music plays]
- [Ed 2 grunting]
659
00:29:02,677 --> 00:29:05,353
Why is everybody going
the wrong way? Whoa!
660
00:29:05,378 --> 00:29:06,767
Help me out!
661
00:29:08,687 --> 00:29:09,788
Whoa, whoa!
662
00:29:10,268 --> 00:29:12,504
Thanks for doing that.
It's hard to tie them
663
00:29:12,529 --> 00:29:14,897
with bowling balls
stuck to my hands.
664
00:29:16,516 --> 00:29:18,718
How'd you even get
them stuck? Never mind.
665
00:29:18,743 --> 00:29:22,032
I'm excited to talk to you
about this opportunity.
666
00:29:22,057 --> 00:29:23,558
Count me in.
667
00:29:24,005 --> 00:29:26,007
Really? You don't
want to hear the idea?
668
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,935
You're my best friend.
How much do you need?
669
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,263
- How much do you have?
- Ooh, hm...
670
00:29:31,288 --> 00:29:34,224
I have three, 13 million...
671
00:29:34,249 --> 00:29:35,983
carry the snowman,
672
00:29:36,355 --> 00:29:37,822
uh, square root of nine,
673
00:29:37,847 --> 00:29:42,286
an isosceles triangle,
71, 71, 71, 71.
674
00:29:42,311 --> 00:29:44,713
Boom! I can give you...
675
00:29:45,821 --> 00:29:47,756
$136.
676
00:29:49,792 --> 00:29:52,050
$136?
677
00:29:52,075 --> 00:29:53,877
[laughs] Give me a couple days.
678
00:29:53,902 --> 00:29:56,070
I'll talk to my accountant,
have her move stuff around.
679
00:29:56,136 --> 00:30:00,400
Ed, I thought you said you had
more money than you could dream of.
680
00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:03,079
Yeah, all I ever dream
of is Good Burger,
681
00:30:03,104 --> 00:30:05,735
my family, and my
friends, like you.
682
00:30:05,783 --> 00:30:08,319
All right, great.
You're all set, cowboy.
683
00:30:08,344 --> 00:30:11,172
Ah, thank you. You're so
cool. Man, this is heavy.
684
00:30:11,197 --> 00:30:14,401
Oh, okay. Hold on. I'm
gonna get a drinky drink.
685
00:30:14,426 --> 00:30:16,594
Oh, I can just... Oh, boy!
686
00:30:16,621 --> 00:30:18,423
- Okay.
- That didn't work.
687
00:30:18,447 --> 00:30:19,244
Give me a minute.
688
00:30:19,268 --> 00:30:20,503
- See you.
- Be careful.
689
00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:22,407
- There's an exit...
- We're rolling. Oh!
690
00:30:22,432 --> 00:30:24,345
- All right.
- Okay. [grunting]
691
00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:26,006
Oh, that's slippery.
692
00:30:26,513 --> 00:30:29,115
[Ed screams]
693
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:30,475
Small wall! Aah!
694
00:30:31,309 --> 00:30:33,444
Oh! I'm okay!
695
00:30:36,887 --> 00:30:38,392
[ominous theme plays]
696
00:30:38,417 --> 00:30:40,919
- We need to talk.
- Okay, let's talk.
697
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:43,241
What do you want to
talk about? Whoa!
698
00:30:43,287 --> 00:30:46,824
Well, I might be heavy
because of the bowling balls.
699
00:30:48,650 --> 00:30:50,628
Remember you taught
me how to skate?
700
00:30:50,653 --> 00:30:53,999
Of course. I remember
everything about you.
701
00:30:54,024 --> 00:30:57,361
I remember you love unicorns
and you're a whiz at computers.
702
00:30:57,616 --> 00:31:00,603
Remember when you hacked
that travel website for me
703
00:31:00,628 --> 00:31:03,130
and I flew first class
for like an entire year?
704
00:31:03,167 --> 00:31:05,770
I can't believe you had
a 6-year-old do that.
705
00:31:05,795 --> 00:31:07,797
- Yeah. [chuckles]
- So, go on then.
706
00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:10,892
Tell me about your top
secret billion-dollar idea.
707
00:31:10,917 --> 00:31:12,219
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
708
00:31:12,244 --> 00:31:14,413
Okay, get ready.
709
00:31:14,549 --> 00:31:18,353
- Permanent ice.
- [laughing]
710
00:31:20,342 --> 00:31:21,976
Oh, wait, you're serious?
711
00:31:22,091 --> 00:31:23,534
Yeah, think about it.
712
00:31:23,559 --> 00:31:26,828
It'll always stay cold and
never melts in the heat.
713
00:31:26,944 --> 00:31:29,347
So, that's your
idea, permanent ice?
714
00:31:29,518 --> 00:31:31,795
Permanent ice?
That's a great idea!
715
00:31:31,820 --> 00:31:35,524
- Whoa! Sorry!
- Oh, see, now he heard it.
716
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:38,196
Who cares who hears?
It's a terrible idea.
717
00:31:38,221 --> 00:31:39,890
And it's impossible.
718
00:31:39,916 --> 00:31:43,286
Nah, I just thought, why
wouldn't people want that?
719
00:31:43,311 --> 00:31:45,110
Just because you
think of something
720
00:31:45,135 --> 00:31:49,073
doesn't mean you can make
it magically exist, okay?
721
00:31:49,098 --> 00:31:51,100
Thought you said this
was gonna be fun.
722
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,328
[Ed grunting] Oh, dude!
723
00:31:53,396 --> 00:31:55,962
Okay. What do you
want to talk about?
724
00:31:55,987 --> 00:31:58,356
You should reconsider
selling Good Burger.
725
00:31:58,388 --> 00:32:00,235
Oh, no thank you.
726
00:32:00,316 --> 00:32:02,218
Ed, what do you love the most?
727
00:32:02,243 --> 00:32:05,479
- I love my pet goldfish Goldie.
- Goldie?
728
00:32:05,873 --> 00:32:07,942
Be a shame if something
bad happened to Goldie.
729
00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:11,775
Like if he peed his pants?
That could happen to anybody.
730
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,168
Oh, wait. Goldie
doesn't wear pants.
731
00:32:14,206 --> 00:32:15,408
[sighs]
732
00:32:15,524 --> 00:32:17,960
It's time to be more
direct with him.
733
00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:21,774
Listen, this is a
legally binding contract
734
00:32:21,799 --> 00:32:25,249
saying you are selling
us Good Burger.
735
00:32:25,274 --> 00:32:27,204
- Now, sign it.
- And I'm the notary.
736
00:32:27,229 --> 00:32:29,164
- So it'll be official!
- What?
737
00:32:29,189 --> 00:32:31,759
I would never sign
that. [chuckles]
738
00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:36,788
I was thinking...
I love your sauce!
739
00:32:36,813 --> 00:32:38,515
You make great sauce.
740
00:32:38,699 --> 00:32:40,634
Would you sign an
autograph for me?
741
00:32:40,765 --> 00:32:42,400
[Ed] Oh, yeah, of course.
742
00:32:42,463 --> 00:32:45,465
Might be hard because
I've got these balls here.
743
00:32:45,490 --> 00:32:47,558
- Very easy.
- They're very heavy. I try to sign.
744
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:48,751
Let me help you with that.
745
00:32:48,776 --> 00:32:50,344
- Oh, okay.
- I'll take this.
746
00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:52,203
- Okay, all right.
- Let it go.
747
00:32:52,228 --> 00:32:53,395
- I just...
- Come on.
748
00:32:53,420 --> 00:32:56,457
- Ah, okay, go!
- Whoa!
749
00:32:56,482 --> 00:32:59,085
Whoa! [groaning]
750
00:33:00,175 --> 00:33:01,776
Oh, dude.
751
00:33:03,335 --> 00:33:05,903
Thanks for getting
the ball off my hand!
752
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:08,302
You're in real trouble now.
753
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:09,621
Huh?
754
00:33:09,646 --> 00:33:10,650
[screams]
755
00:33:10,675 --> 00:33:12,211
Ow! [groans]
756
00:33:13,342 --> 00:33:14,943
[ball clattering]
757
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,681
All right, I'm going back to
the party with my friends!
758
00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:21,409
- Nice meeting you guys!
- [groans]
759
00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:26,742
- [Cindy & Mindy] Work it, Ruth!
- You look so good, Ruth!
760
00:33:26,767 --> 00:33:28,731
- So good!
- What are you doing?
761
00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,691
Turning me into a robot.
762
00:33:30,719 --> 00:33:32,923
We're filming it for our vlog.
763
00:33:32,948 --> 00:33:36,018
That seems more important
then giving customers food.
764
00:33:36,043 --> 00:33:37,510
- [both] That's what we thought.
- [Jensen sighs]
765
00:33:37,534 --> 00:33:40,537
- The new grill just came in.
- Okay, good. Let's go get it.
766
00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:42,364
No, I got it right here.
767
00:33:42,706 --> 00:33:44,073
[grunts]
768
00:33:44,098 --> 00:33:47,575
Ed, I think you might've
ordered the wrong kind of grill.
769
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,712
[muffled] The thing is, if
you don't dry run the grill...
770
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:52,906
[continues indistinctly]
771
00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:54,265
- You're absolutely right.
- Yes.
772
00:33:54,297 --> 00:33:56,695
- [Dex] Mm-hmm.
- [speaks indistinctly]
773
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,121
All right.
774
00:33:58,573 --> 00:34:00,375
[sighs deeply]
775
00:34:04,727 --> 00:34:07,368
[vehicle approaching]
776
00:34:09,168 --> 00:34:10,804
♪ Give me, give me more! ♪
777
00:34:10,829 --> 00:34:13,097
[engine revving]
778
00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:17,109
♪ Give me, give me more! ♪
779
00:34:17,134 --> 00:34:20,703
Um, excuse me. If
you're looking for Ed,
780
00:34:20,923 --> 00:34:23,393
he doesn't play in the
trash until after work.
781
00:34:23,418 --> 00:34:25,753
[chuckles] No, you
got it wrong, playboy.
782
00:34:25,803 --> 00:34:27,970
I'm actually looking for you.
783
00:34:27,995 --> 00:34:30,297
- It's Dex, right?
- Yeah.
784
00:34:30,322 --> 00:34:33,092
Throw that trash away
and jump in. Come on.
785
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:39,111
Uh, you-I think-no, I
don't think-all right.
786
00:34:39,136 --> 00:34:42,372
I just want to have a
conversation with you.
787
00:34:42,397 --> 00:34:45,333
Man, your shoe closet is
bigger than most houses.
788
00:34:45,358 --> 00:34:47,761
I got six kitchens,
three backyards.
789
00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:50,823
- What?
- I got 32.5 bathrooms.
790
00:34:50,872 --> 00:34:53,074
- Indoor pool, outdoor pool.
- Goodness.
791
00:34:53,099 --> 00:34:55,935
As a matter of fact,
I got a llama farm.
792
00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,932
- I see you in a place like this.
- I would be comfortable here.
793
00:35:00,957 --> 00:35:05,069
You remind me of my young self.
I just got more breaks than you.
794
00:35:05,094 --> 00:35:08,898
Somewhere in the multiverse,
you own all this, huh?
795
00:35:08,923 --> 00:35:11,692
And I'm working in a fast-food
restaurant. [chuckles]
796
00:35:12,063 --> 00:35:13,865
Is there anywhere
in the multiverse
797
00:35:13,902 --> 00:35:15,303
where you get to the point?
798
00:35:15,328 --> 00:35:17,931
Good Burger is an
amazing business.
799
00:35:18,270 --> 00:35:19,939
But there's only one.
800
00:35:19,964 --> 00:35:24,101
Can you imagine Good Burgers and
Ed's famous sauce everywhere?
801
00:35:24,126 --> 00:35:25,712
Huh? [chuckles]
802
00:35:25,737 --> 00:35:28,340
MegaCorp is trying to
open a bunch of 'em.
803
00:35:28,365 --> 00:35:29,866
But you know Ed.
804
00:35:30,449 --> 00:35:33,462
That's because Ed likes
things the way they are.
805
00:35:33,487 --> 00:35:35,369
He definitely does not
want to sell Good Burger.
806
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:38,597
He doesn't have to sell Good
Burger. That's not what we want.
807
00:35:38,622 --> 00:35:41,415
No, we want him to franchise it,
808
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,142
give us permission to
open stores everywhere.
809
00:35:44,178 --> 00:35:46,947
So, Ed can stay at Good Burger
810
00:35:46,972 --> 00:35:49,108
and keep the life that he loves,
811
00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:51,543
and you're just
gonna pay him a lot?
812
00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:53,604
Oh, you get it. Exactly.
813
00:35:53,767 --> 00:35:55,134
Where do I fit in?
814
00:35:55,159 --> 00:35:58,296
My client is willing
to pay a lot of money
815
00:35:58,846 --> 00:36:03,439
to someone who can convince Ed
that this is an amazing idea.
816
00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:06,290
And maybe even that someone
could become a partner.
817
00:36:06,661 --> 00:36:09,063
Hmm? A win-win.
818
00:36:09,342 --> 00:36:11,645
A win-win...
819
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,204
win.
820
00:36:13,229 --> 00:36:15,230
- I like that third W.
- [laughs]
821
00:36:15,255 --> 00:36:16,922
- That's a lot of wins.
- [both laughing]
822
00:36:16,947 --> 00:36:19,540
♪ I just can't wait
to be a billionaire ♪
823
00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:23,212
♪ I been in my back end,
ain't no feelings there... ♪
824
00:36:23,237 --> 00:36:25,406
Man, I've missed this rooftop.
825
00:36:25,431 --> 00:36:27,966
The stars look much
better from up here.
826
00:36:27,991 --> 00:36:30,360
[muffled] I really
do think that.
827
00:36:30,385 --> 00:36:31,786
[speaks indistinctly]
828
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:34,122
Could you please
take the grills out?
829
00:36:34,147 --> 00:36:35,728
Oh, um, sorry.
830
00:36:36,243 --> 00:36:38,578
Hey hey Dex, it's really
good having you up here man.
831
00:36:38,603 --> 00:36:41,505
I really missed you.
When you were gone,
832
00:36:41,648 --> 00:36:43,509
I would look at
this picture of us
833
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,436
and remember all the fun times.
834
00:36:46,531 --> 00:36:47,732
I remember this day.
835
00:36:47,757 --> 00:36:49,915
We went paintballing and lost
836
00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:53,644
because we were on the same team
but you shot me in the head.
837
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:57,172
- [laughs] Fun times, man.
- Mm.
838
00:36:57,325 --> 00:36:59,681
I know how busy and
successful you are,
839
00:36:59,706 --> 00:37:02,909
but it means a lot that
you came to see me.
840
00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:05,167
You're my best friend.
841
00:37:06,042 --> 00:37:07,611
Kind of my only friend.
842
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,712
But I am a little concerned.
843
00:37:11,737 --> 00:37:14,640
You know, I think you're missing
some serious opportunities.
844
00:37:14,822 --> 00:37:17,959
You should let these people
open new Good Burgers.
845
00:37:17,984 --> 00:37:21,302
Or at least hear them out.
I'll go with you, you know?
846
00:37:21,327 --> 00:37:23,895
Just make sure
everything is cool.
847
00:37:24,822 --> 00:37:26,657
[Ed speaks indistinctly]
848
00:37:27,529 --> 00:37:30,164
What is that? Is that
a yes, is that a no?
849
00:37:30,189 --> 00:37:31,958
Would you take the grills out?
850
00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:34,218
I don't have grills in my mouth.
851
00:37:34,380 --> 00:37:35,747
I just like talking silly.
852
00:37:35,772 --> 00:37:38,409
[speaking gibberish]
853
00:37:38,764 --> 00:37:42,167
But, yeah, if you want
me to do it, I'll do it.
854
00:37:42,192 --> 00:37:43,927
- Really?
- Yeah.
855
00:37:43,952 --> 00:37:46,788
[both speaking gibberish]
856
00:37:46,813 --> 00:37:49,850
[both singing gibberish]
857
00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:53,078
♪ Gonna get it on
the east side ♪
858
00:37:53,259 --> 00:37:54,727
- Yeah!
- That's it.
859
00:37:54,752 --> 00:37:56,821
[laughs] Dude, I'm
glad you're back.
860
00:37:56,846 --> 00:37:59,048
[classical music playing]
861
00:38:01,924 --> 00:38:03,426
Mmm...
862
00:38:03,451 --> 00:38:05,453
[groans, retching]
863
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:11,952
Oh, fellas. [chuckles]
Thanks for joining me.
864
00:38:11,977 --> 00:38:15,514
- Thanks for being joined.
- Thanks for buying us lunch.
865
00:38:15,539 --> 00:38:18,407
- You are paying, right?
- Of course. [chuckles]
866
00:38:18,938 --> 00:38:20,689
What language is this menu in?
867
00:38:20,714 --> 00:38:22,682
Uh, you might have
it upside-down.
868
00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:26,395
- So I do.
- Look, I'll get to the point.
869
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:29,590
MegaCorp understands how
valuable Good Burger is.
870
00:38:29,615 --> 00:38:33,185
And if you sign this
contract, uh, it...
871
00:38:33,794 --> 00:38:36,464
- What are you doing?
- Just reading the menu.
872
00:38:36,489 --> 00:38:37,626
What?
873
00:38:37,651 --> 00:38:39,552
You didn't have to
turn upside-down.
874
00:38:39,577 --> 00:38:42,103
You could've just
flipped the menu over.
875
00:38:42,128 --> 00:38:44,598
Oh, now it's all
upside-down again!
876
00:38:45,499 --> 00:38:46,833
Oh, okay. Oh.
877
00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,927
- [Ed grunts]
- Knock it off.
878
00:38:50,054 --> 00:38:51,673
Huh, much better.
879
00:38:51,698 --> 00:38:53,523
- Cool.
- [Cecil chuckles]
880
00:38:53,564 --> 00:38:55,699
Uh, now, I know
you have concerns.
881
00:38:55,724 --> 00:38:57,220
I want you to understand,
882
00:38:57,479 --> 00:38:59,748
you're still going to be
the face of Good Burger
883
00:38:59,778 --> 00:39:01,045
but bigger than ever.
884
00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:03,673
Ugh, but I like my face
the size that it is.
885
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,134
Gentlemen, have we decided?
886
00:39:07,159 --> 00:39:09,495
I'll do the fettuccini Alfredo.
887
00:39:09,554 --> 00:39:11,933
Whoa, how did you know
his name was Alfredo?
888
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,927
My name is Maurice.
889
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,087
Alfredo is the sauce.
890
00:39:16,238 --> 00:39:18,375
- Mm.
- Well, I will have
891
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,068
one of whatever the
most expensive thing is.
892
00:39:21,133 --> 00:39:22,969
Classy. And for you?
893
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,720
Oh, I'll have a burger.
894
00:39:24,745 --> 00:39:26,580
- Would you like soup or salad?
- [Ed gasps]
895
00:39:26,649 --> 00:39:29,652
A super salad? What does
a super salad look like?
896
00:39:29,744 --> 00:39:31,079
What is its superpowers?
897
00:39:31,104 --> 00:39:32,772
How did it get superpowers?
898
00:39:32,797 --> 00:39:34,899
Was it bitten by a
radioactive cucumber?
899
00:39:34,924 --> 00:39:37,427
[laughs]
900
00:39:37,603 --> 00:39:38,871
Salad it is.
901
00:39:38,896 --> 00:39:40,431
Oh, cool.
902
00:39:40,908 --> 00:39:43,407
Nothing's gonna happen to
the original Good Burger.
903
00:39:43,432 --> 00:39:46,837
Employees will keep
their jobs. In fact...
904
00:39:47,370 --> 00:39:49,039
we're gonna give
everybody raises.
905
00:39:49,064 --> 00:39:50,666
Oh, you hear that?
906
00:39:50,691 --> 00:39:53,627
This is going to be a winning
situation for everybody.
907
00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:56,306
- Would I steer you wrong?
- Dex is my best friend.
908
00:39:56,331 --> 00:39:58,482
If he thinks it's
right... thing...
909
00:39:58,507 --> 00:40:01,510
I do. I think it's
the right thing to do.
910
00:40:01,535 --> 00:40:03,814
Then I'll do it. Yeah.
911
00:40:03,876 --> 00:40:05,244
[laughs]
912
00:40:05,269 --> 00:40:08,172
Fantastic. All right.
Let's make it official.
913
00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:10,800
All I need here
is your signature
914
00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:11,826
and we good to go.
915
00:40:11,851 --> 00:40:13,619
- [Cecil laughs]
- Okay.
916
00:40:13,675 --> 00:40:15,611
- Oh, yeah.
- [Dex sighs]
917
00:40:16,157 --> 00:40:18,760
It is a pleasure doing
business with you.
918
00:40:18,785 --> 00:40:20,509
- [chuckles]
- Water?
919
00:40:20,534 --> 00:40:22,204
I think so. [grunts]
920
00:40:22,229 --> 00:40:23,363
Let me see.
921
00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:25,224
[slurping]
922
00:40:26,996 --> 00:40:29,732
Hmm? Hmm. Hmm?
923
00:40:29,757 --> 00:40:32,393
Hmm! [gargling]
924
00:40:35,484 --> 00:40:38,021
Oh, yeah, that's
water. [sighs]
925
00:40:38,777 --> 00:40:40,178
None for me, thanks.
926
00:40:40,203 --> 00:40:42,217
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
927
00:40:42,253 --> 00:40:44,222
♪ I got sun kissing
on my face ♪
928
00:40:44,247 --> 00:40:46,415
♪ There's something
about today... ♪
929
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,975
Milkshake?
930
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:49,910
Mia. Milkshake?
931
00:40:49,935 --> 00:40:54,172
They're for you. I
mean, milkshake, anyone?
932
00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:56,817
You were just right here.
933
00:40:57,832 --> 00:40:59,701
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
934
00:41:00,356 --> 00:41:02,366
- Okay.
- I hope you enjoy it.
935
00:41:02,391 --> 00:41:05,428
[all cheering]
936
00:41:08,027 --> 00:41:10,062
We put fries in
the burger piñata.
937
00:41:10,194 --> 00:41:11,929
- Very hygienic.
- Yeah.
938
00:41:11,954 --> 00:41:13,459
Thanks for throwing the party.
939
00:41:13,484 --> 00:41:15,485
Uh, these are our boyfriends.
940
00:41:15,510 --> 00:41:17,044
- Kenny.
- And Benny.
941
00:41:17,069 --> 00:41:18,904
[Ed] Uh, hi.
942
00:41:18,991 --> 00:41:20,426
Don't freak out, Ed.
943
00:41:20,451 --> 00:41:23,520
Just smile and nod like
everything isn't twice.
944
00:41:24,863 --> 00:41:26,295
[Cindy & Mindy]
Here's how we met.
945
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,217
I was cooking, and
this hottie walks in.
946
00:41:28,242 --> 00:41:29,631
I was like... [gasps].
947
00:41:29,656 --> 00:41:31,865
He orders a Good
Burger, Good Fry,
948
00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:33,559
Good Shake, Good
Chili, Good Chunks.
949
00:41:33,584 --> 00:41:34,985
No! That is too much.
950
00:41:35,010 --> 00:41:38,287
I'm sorry, Ed's gotta make
a little speech. Excuse us.
951
00:41:38,521 --> 00:41:41,524
[both stammer] We didn't
even get to the good part!
952
00:41:42,015 --> 00:41:43,149
[sighing]
953
00:41:43,381 --> 00:41:46,178
Good to see so... It's a great
day for Good Burger, isn't it?
954
00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:49,099
It's beautiful. It's going
to be a day to remember.
955
00:41:49,124 --> 00:41:50,859
- [laughs]
- That's right.
956
00:41:52,137 --> 00:41:55,021
- Hey, everybody!
- [crowd cheering]
957
00:41:56,378 --> 00:41:57,810
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
958
00:41:57,835 --> 00:42:00,572
Welcome to the French-fries-ing
of Good Burger.
959
00:42:00,597 --> 00:42:02,799
- Franchising!
- I didn't want to do it,
960
00:42:02,824 --> 00:42:05,085
but Dex convinced me
it'd be good for us.
961
00:42:05,110 --> 00:42:08,480
Guess it's true. Everybody
that works at Good Burger
962
00:42:08,505 --> 00:42:09,739
is getting a raise!
963
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,142
- [all cheering]
- [Ed] Yay, Dex!
964
00:42:12,167 --> 00:42:13,654
[Ed laughs]
965
00:42:13,679 --> 00:42:17,517
Yeah, I want to hear some
music! Hit it, Yung Gravy!
966
00:42:17,643 --> 00:42:20,346
- You got it, baby.
- [electronic pop music plays]
967
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:23,451
♪ Cook it up just
right by my side ♪
968
00:42:23,476 --> 00:42:25,356
♪ We're grooving ♪
969
00:42:25,381 --> 00:42:28,384
♪ Saddle up, let's
ride in the sky ♪
970
00:42:28,409 --> 00:42:30,349
♪ We're grooving ♪
971
00:42:30,374 --> 00:42:32,576
♪ You know I got you for life ♪
972
00:42:32,601 --> 00:42:35,750
♪ We sauce it up every time ♪
973
00:42:35,775 --> 00:42:38,077
♪ Cook it up just
right by my side ♪
974
00:42:38,161 --> 00:42:40,365
- [yawns]
- ♪ It's Gravy's delight ♪
975
00:42:40,441 --> 00:42:43,311
So, um, I guess your
mom's not coming?
976
00:42:43,336 --> 00:42:46,739
Yeah, I asked, and I think her
exact words were "Hell no."
977
00:42:46,764 --> 00:42:48,185
Okay.
978
00:42:48,210 --> 00:42:51,213
Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy!
What's going on?
979
00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:54,495
I am having a blast! I'll
tell you what's going on.
980
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,084
Now that we own Good Burger,
we're going to make changes.
981
00:42:58,627 --> 00:42:59,896
What kind of changes?
982
00:42:59,921 --> 00:43:02,056
First, we're shutting
down this store.
983
00:43:02,081 --> 00:43:05,719
Oh, yeah, that's right!
We're gonna party all night!
984
00:43:05,744 --> 00:43:07,779
- Shut it down!
- [all chanting] Shut it down!
985
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,204
Shut it down! Shut it down!
986
00:43:10,229 --> 00:43:13,032
- Shut it down! Shut it down!
- You guys are hysterical!
987
00:43:13,057 --> 00:43:16,527
I don't think you understand.
We're gonna close this place.
988
00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:19,538
- You're all fired.
- I like that, fired!
989
00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:22,533
Fired, heh! Fired,
heh! It's hot!
990
00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:25,443
We're fired, we're fired!
991
00:43:25,468 --> 00:43:28,604
Oh, whoo! Fired! Fi...
992
00:43:28,936 --> 00:43:30,638
Oh, you mean we're really fired.
993
00:43:30,863 --> 00:43:32,615
[both] We thought we
were getting raises.
994
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,662
I don't understand.
You just said...
995
00:43:35,687 --> 00:43:37,421
Wait, relax, everybody.
996
00:43:37,446 --> 00:43:39,448
Now, we're still
partners on this alright,
997
00:43:39,473 --> 00:43:40,873
and that is not the deal.
998
00:43:40,898 --> 00:43:42,928
We said that nobody's
getting fired.
999
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:45,701
- Yeah.
- According to this contract
1000
00:43:45,726 --> 00:43:48,428
you signed without reading,
we can do anything we want.
1001
00:43:48,473 --> 00:43:50,508
It also says we're not partners.
1002
00:43:50,553 --> 00:43:52,622
Matter of fact, hey...
1003
00:43:53,872 --> 00:43:57,643
you just got hustled by
a real hustler, playboy.
1004
00:43:57,668 --> 00:43:59,002
Get off me.
1005
00:43:59,067 --> 00:44:00,335
[Cecil laughs]
1006
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,362
And now, time for
my grand speech.
1007
00:44:02,387 --> 00:44:04,522
I'm totally not
having fun anymore.
1008
00:44:04,572 --> 00:44:07,179
Uh, I want to thank
y'all for coming out
1009
00:44:07,204 --> 00:44:10,896
and celebrating this Good
Burger's farewell party.
1010
00:44:10,921 --> 00:44:12,523
Make some noise! [laughs]
1011
00:44:12,674 --> 00:44:15,510
That's right, this
location is shut down.
1012
00:44:15,656 --> 00:44:18,793
Hey look, do me a favor. My
clients do not like trespassers.
1013
00:44:18,818 --> 00:44:21,859
And right now, you're
all trespassers!
1014
00:44:21,884 --> 00:44:25,536
Please leave. Bye.
Now! Have a nice day.
1015
00:44:25,561 --> 00:44:29,165
How are we supposed to have a
nice day after what you said?
1016
00:44:29,190 --> 00:44:30,926
[crowd murmuring]
1017
00:44:33,284 --> 00:44:35,044
This is all your
fault uncle Dex.
1018
00:44:35,317 --> 00:44:37,454
Yeah, you said everything
was going to be okay.
1019
00:44:37,554 --> 00:44:40,090
- [both] Well, it's not.
- Hold on, hold on.
1020
00:44:40,190 --> 00:44:42,606
They screwed me
out of money, too.
1021
00:44:42,631 --> 00:44:44,471
I don't know Why would they do
this? Why would they do this?
1022
00:44:44,495 --> 00:44:46,397
Now we're all out of jobs.
1023
00:44:46,497 --> 00:44:49,065
Who's gonna hire Ruth?
She's practically dead.
1024
00:44:49,165 --> 00:44:51,468
- No offense.
- It's okay, sweetie.
1025
00:44:51,568 --> 00:44:54,037
My heart stopped
four times this week.
1026
00:44:54,355 --> 00:44:55,990
Well, this isn't my fault.
1027
00:44:56,052 --> 00:44:59,009
You seem to have to
say that an awful lot.
1028
00:45:00,076 --> 00:45:01,678
I guess my mom was
right about you.
1029
00:45:01,778 --> 00:45:04,014
Mia, come... Mia!
1030
00:45:04,114 --> 00:45:05,849
Don't leave it like this, y'all.
1031
00:45:05,949 --> 00:45:08,552
Come on. I didn't know
this was gonna happen.
1032
00:45:08,652 --> 00:45:10,320
- You gotta believe me.
- It's okay.
1033
00:45:10,321 --> 00:45:12,723
I wish you didn't tell
me to sell Good Burger.
1034
00:45:12,823 --> 00:45:15,225
You know what, you
can have this photo.
1035
00:45:15,326 --> 00:45:18,061
It doesn't bring me
happiness anymore.
1036
00:45:21,998 --> 00:45:23,334
This was not my fault!
1037
00:45:23,434 --> 00:45:27,971
This was all my fault! Oh, man!
I saw a solution to my problems
1038
00:45:28,071 --> 00:45:31,041
and rushed into it
without even thinking.
1039
00:45:31,141 --> 00:45:33,977
[sighs] All I had to do
was read the contract.
1040
00:45:34,077 --> 00:45:36,513
But I'm always looking
for the quick fix...
1041
00:45:36,613 --> 00:45:38,949
- [glass shatters]
- I could fix that real quick.
1042
00:45:39,049 --> 00:45:43,387
No! Oh, man, I was gonna
pay my sister back!
1043
00:45:43,487 --> 00:45:46,122
And now a whole bunch
of new people hate me.
1044
00:45:46,222 --> 00:45:47,524
I just don't get it.
1045
00:45:47,624 --> 00:45:50,594
MegaCorp does not need to
close down Good Burger.
1046
00:45:50,694 --> 00:45:52,262
There's got to be
something we can do.
1047
00:45:52,363 --> 00:45:54,465
[Ed] Tickle 'em. I'm
gonna line them up
1048
00:45:54,565 --> 00:45:58,602
- and tickle 'em real good.
- Ed, what are you doing?
1049
00:45:58,702 --> 00:46:00,804
Huh? I'm playing Bunny Smash.
1050
00:46:00,904 --> 00:46:02,639
Yeah, it's my favorite game.
1051
00:46:02,739 --> 00:46:04,641
You get bunnies, you tickle 'em,
1052
00:46:04,741 --> 00:46:07,478
and if they laugh,
you get a carrot!
1053
00:46:07,578 --> 00:46:09,946
Ed, come on, man, focus!
1054
00:46:10,046 --> 00:46:12,382
How could you be playing a
game at a time like this?
1055
00:46:12,383 --> 00:46:14,685
I'm trying not to think
about Good Burger.
1056
00:46:14,785 --> 00:46:17,220
Oh, now I'm thinking
about Good Burger.
1057
00:46:17,388 --> 00:46:20,256
- We gotta do something!
- I know what we could do.
1058
00:46:20,391 --> 00:46:23,293
We can get random celebrities,
get 'em all together,
1059
00:46:23,394 --> 00:46:27,030
and have them sing a song
about saving Good Burger.
1060
00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:31,201
There's a burger place...
1061
00:46:31,301 --> 00:46:33,837
♪ On each and every street ♪
1062
00:46:33,937 --> 00:46:36,907
♪ But there's only
one that matters ♪
1063
00:46:37,007 --> 00:46:39,610
♪ When you need
something good to eat ♪
1064
00:46:40,014 --> 00:46:42,182
♪ Today is the day ♪
1065
00:46:42,979 --> 00:46:45,516
♪ When all dudes must unite ♪
1066
00:46:45,616 --> 00:46:48,151
♪ To come and dude together ♪
1067
00:46:48,251 --> 00:46:51,855
♪ For a cause that
is just right ♪
1068
00:46:51,955 --> 00:46:56,693
[all] ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
1069
00:46:56,793 --> 00:47:01,765
- Come on!
- ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
1070
00:47:03,534 --> 00:47:06,770
- I...
- Eh, I don't know. But maybe.
1071
00:47:06,795 --> 00:47:08,363
[all] ♪ You've gotta
give it back now ♪
1072
00:47:08,388 --> 00:47:13,292
♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
1073
00:47:14,279 --> 00:47:18,616
♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
1074
00:47:23,505 --> 00:47:24,997
- No, we're not gonna do that.
- [sighs]
1075
00:47:25,021 --> 00:47:27,724
But we're not just gonna
sit here. You know what?
1076
00:47:27,749 --> 00:47:30,819
Let's go over to MegaCorp,
have a reasonable conversation,
1077
00:47:30,844 --> 00:47:32,929
and get them to change
their minds, right?
1078
00:47:32,966 --> 00:47:34,535
- That's a plan.
- Yeah, dude.
1079
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,166
♪ Y'all can't mess
with the club ♪
1080
00:47:36,191 --> 00:47:38,989
♪ Club, club,
club, club, club ♪
1081
00:47:39,014 --> 00:47:40,900
♪ Y'all can't mess
with the club ♪
1082
00:47:40,925 --> 00:47:43,794
♪ Club, club,
club, club, club ♪
1083
00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:45,909
♪ Y'all can't mess
with the club ♪
1084
00:47:45,934 --> 00:47:47,819
♪ Y'all can't never
understand it ♪
1085
00:47:47,844 --> 00:47:50,180
♪ On another level,
another bandwidth ♪
1086
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,649
♪ Oh, I'm in the club
with my sandwich ♪
1087
00:47:52,749 --> 00:47:54,885
♪ Yo, call that
a club sandwich ♪
1088
00:47:54,910 --> 00:47:57,446
♪ Whoo, everybody in the
club know how to dance ♪
1089
00:47:57,471 --> 00:48:00,442
♪ I care about the music
don't care about the bands ♪
1090
00:48:00,467 --> 00:48:02,602
♪ Not about the jelly,
only eat it for the jams ♪
1091
00:48:02,627 --> 00:48:03,703
♪ Put the boogie in the van ♪
1092
00:48:03,727 --> 00:48:05,328
Uh, yes, sir, howdy-doo?
1093
00:48:05,373 --> 00:48:08,397
You may go ahead and
tell the head of MegaCorp
1094
00:48:08,422 --> 00:48:10,709
that Ed and Dex is
here to see them.
1095
00:48:10,734 --> 00:48:12,467
You can go on
ahead and let us in
1096
00:48:12,492 --> 00:48:14,761
because we are not
taking no for an answer.
1097
00:48:14,786 --> 00:48:16,755
[suspenseful theme plays]
1098
00:48:18,006 --> 00:48:19,274
[phone dialing]
1099
00:48:19,510 --> 00:48:22,913
- It's Jimathy, Security.
- Ed and Dex are here to see 'em.
1100
00:48:23,013 --> 00:48:26,382
- Ed and Dex are here to see you.
- Demand. Not taking "no."
1101
00:48:26,407 --> 00:48:30,276
They demand to see you and
will not take no for an answer.
1102
00:48:32,529 --> 00:48:35,164
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
1103
00:48:39,933 --> 00:48:42,335
Head on in. Go up
to the top floor.
1104
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,395
- Oh! Come on.
- We can go in?
1105
00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:46,154
- That easy?
- No!
1106
00:48:48,539 --> 00:48:51,241
You're also going to need
your visitors' passes.
1107
00:48:51,341 --> 00:48:53,877
That's okay, we
already have our own.
1108
00:48:53,902 --> 00:48:55,837
We already have our own.
1109
00:48:56,647 --> 00:48:58,092
Have a MegaCorp day!
1110
00:49:04,988 --> 00:49:06,957
- This is a big office.
- Yeah.
1111
00:49:07,057 --> 00:49:10,193
Ed and Dex. We've
been expecting you.
1112
00:49:10,293 --> 00:49:15,465
I want you to say hello to
the new owner of Good Burger.
1113
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,701
That's right, it's me.
1114
00:49:22,005 --> 00:49:24,407
Uh, I have no idea who you are.
1115
00:49:24,465 --> 00:49:26,900
- Yeah, you don't seem familiar.
- Uh-uh.
1116
00:49:28,021 --> 00:49:29,690
Katt Bozwell.
1117
00:49:30,701 --> 00:49:32,002
- Nope.
- I got nothing.
1118
00:49:32,282 --> 00:49:35,485
Well, surely you remember
my older brother, Kurt.
1119
00:49:35,510 --> 00:49:38,983
He opened Mondo Burger
across from Good Burger.
1120
00:49:39,008 --> 00:49:41,707
Then, thanks to you two,
Mondo Burger went under.
1121
00:49:41,732 --> 00:49:43,634
And my brother went to jail.
1122
00:49:43,678 --> 00:49:45,996
Yeah, of course we remember.
1123
00:49:46,096 --> 00:49:47,631
- Hmm.
- I don't.
1124
00:49:47,731 --> 00:49:50,748
You sure you're not confusing
me with a different Ed
1125
00:49:50,773 --> 00:49:53,108
that worked at Good Burger
across from Mondo Burger,
1126
00:49:53,133 --> 00:49:55,928
who created a secret sauce
your brother tried to steal?
1127
00:49:55,953 --> 00:49:58,655
Ed, she didn't say
anything about the sauce.
1128
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,282
Oh, so I do remember.
1129
00:50:01,307 --> 00:50:02,708
[Katt] You two dest...
1130
00:50:04,489 --> 00:50:05,856
- Cecil.
- Huh? Oh!
1131
00:50:05,881 --> 00:50:07,883
Help me out of the egg.
1132
00:50:07,908 --> 00:50:10,390
You two destroyed my family.
1133
00:50:10,415 --> 00:50:13,717
And I've been planning
my revenge ever since.
1134
00:50:13,742 --> 00:50:15,444
- It's very sweet.
- [gulps]
1135
00:50:15,646 --> 00:50:16,947
I own Good Burger now.
1136
00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:19,007
We're going to open
Mega Good Burgers
1137
00:50:19,032 --> 00:50:21,134
in cities all over the world.
1138
00:50:21,159 --> 00:50:24,730
Mm-hmm. From Hollywood
to Hong Kong.
1139
00:50:25,141 --> 00:50:27,877
Hong Kong's not a city,
it's the name of an ape.
1140
00:50:27,914 --> 00:50:29,549
Nope, that's the wrong Kong.
1141
00:50:29,574 --> 00:50:30,839
Is Wrong Kong the
name of the ape?
1142
00:50:30,863 --> 00:50:32,375
- What?
- King Kong.
1143
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,520
- Oh, the game with the paddles?
- [disgusted sigh]
1144
00:50:34,611 --> 00:50:37,180
- Ping-Pong.
- Oh, the sound a doorbell makes.
1145
00:50:37,205 --> 00:50:38,506
- Ding-dong!
- What?
1146
00:50:38,531 --> 00:50:40,700
Please stop! Silence.
1147
00:50:40,725 --> 00:50:41,726
[whines]
1148
00:50:42,016 --> 00:50:47,422
The point is, I'm finally
living up to my family's dream.
1149
00:50:47,447 --> 00:50:50,493
But this time, it's
called Mega Good Burger.
1150
00:50:50,518 --> 00:50:54,389
You didn't have to fire
everybody from Good Burger.
1151
00:50:54,414 --> 00:50:56,683
Can't you consider
giving their jobs back?
1152
00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:58,143
- No!
- Uh-uh.
1153
00:50:58,168 --> 00:51:01,872
No, we cannot. Because we
don't need you anymore.
1154
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,869
We don't need any employees.
That's the best part.
1155
00:51:04,992 --> 00:51:07,094
I'll explain over lunch.
1156
00:51:07,119 --> 00:51:09,589
You boys like burgers, right?
1157
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:13,476
- [stammers]
- Is lunch happening now?
1158
00:51:13,584 --> 00:51:15,453
- [Cecil] Follow her.
- Okay.
1159
00:51:15,478 --> 00:51:16,946
[Katt] Open!
1160
00:51:17,238 --> 00:51:18,543
Open!
1161
00:51:19,412 --> 00:51:20,513
This way.
1162
00:51:20,538 --> 00:51:22,674
- Sit!
- [whines]
1163
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,250
Who's hungry?
1164
00:51:26,062 --> 00:51:28,832
[electronic whirring, buzzing]
1165
00:51:37,535 --> 00:51:41,277
Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
home of the Mega Good Burger.
1166
00:51:41,302 --> 00:51:43,638
Can I take your order?
1167
00:51:43,663 --> 00:51:45,004
Whoa!
1168
00:51:45,029 --> 00:51:48,073
It's like looking at a mirror
with my picture taped on it.
1169
00:51:48,098 --> 00:51:50,486
- What?
- All Mega Good Burgers
1170
00:51:50,511 --> 00:51:53,481
will be fully automated,
and, as you can see,
1171
00:51:53,552 --> 00:51:56,120
Ed is still the face
of Mega Good Burger.
1172
00:51:56,204 --> 00:51:58,536
I would like one
Mega Good Burger,
1173
00:51:58,561 --> 00:52:00,530
one order of Mega Good Fries,
1174
00:52:00,555 --> 00:52:02,923
and one chocolate Mega
Good Shake, please.
1175
00:52:03,113 --> 00:52:06,676
One Mega Good Burger,
One Mega Good Fry,
1176
00:52:06,701 --> 00:52:09,442
One Mega Good Shake.
That'll be $8.
1177
00:52:09,467 --> 00:52:10,502
[chuckles]
1178
00:52:10,898 --> 00:52:12,700
- Oh.
- [scanner beeping]
1179
00:52:12,725 --> 00:52:16,194
Payment accepted. Your meal
will be out momentarily.
1180
00:52:16,314 --> 00:52:18,450
You can feel it when
payment's accepted.
1181
00:52:18,475 --> 00:52:19,476
[chuckles]
1182
00:52:19,501 --> 00:52:22,570
- [Ed] Ooh!
- [Dex] Man! Oh!
1183
00:52:22,595 --> 00:52:24,331
You put the laser on the meat.
1184
00:52:27,046 --> 00:52:29,148
[imitates machine
squirting] Then the "pfft."
1185
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,775
- [squirting]
- Ed's Sauce.
1186
00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,299
My Ed's Sauce.
1187
00:52:32,324 --> 00:52:35,060
- They got my sauce.
- I know, that's my fault.
1188
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:37,116
There we go, ooh!
1189
00:52:39,247 --> 00:52:41,349
- Juicy lettuce, yeah.
- [Ed] Wow!
1190
00:52:43,151 --> 00:52:44,151
Yes!
1191
00:52:44,664 --> 00:52:45,799
[Dex] Okay...
1192
00:52:47,323 --> 00:52:48,657
Faster.
1193
00:52:49,311 --> 00:52:50,478
Faster.
1194
00:52:55,385 --> 00:52:57,145
- Nice.
- Where-where did it go?
1195
00:52:57,170 --> 00:52:58,872
Oh, where'd it go? [chuckles]
1196
00:52:59,017 --> 00:53:00,278
[Katt laughs]
1197
00:53:00,303 --> 00:53:01,337
- Oh!
- [gasps]
1198
00:53:01,362 --> 00:53:02,963
[Katt] It's there.
1199
00:53:03,196 --> 00:53:06,433
Here's your meal. Thank you
for choosing Mega Good Burger.
1200
00:53:06,752 --> 00:53:08,153
I know, thank me.
1201
00:53:08,178 --> 00:53:11,160
Wow, an efficient Ed.
1202
00:53:11,216 --> 00:53:12,750
It's like he's me.
1203
00:53:12,866 --> 00:53:14,668
But I'm me! [gasps]
1204
00:53:14,853 --> 00:53:16,455
Maybe we're both me!
1205
00:53:18,582 --> 00:53:21,217
If you're a me,
when's my birthday?
1206
00:53:21,242 --> 00:53:24,713
Sorry, I do not have the answer
to "when is my birthday?"
1207
00:53:24,779 --> 00:53:28,048
[laughs] Oh, whoa! I don't know
when my birthday is either!
1208
00:53:28,073 --> 00:53:30,476
Wow, this is so weird, dude!
1209
00:53:30,501 --> 00:53:32,395
Ed, that is a robot you.
1210
00:53:32,432 --> 00:53:35,601
MegaCorp wants to replace
everybody with Ed robots.
1211
00:53:35,626 --> 00:53:38,963
We call them Ed-amatronics.
1212
00:53:39,154 --> 00:53:41,823
It's pretty clever.
I came up with it.
1213
00:53:41,848 --> 00:53:45,285
Picture it. No more
annoying employees
1214
00:53:45,405 --> 00:53:48,020
with their annoying
problems, like getting sick
1215
00:53:48,045 --> 00:53:51,763
or asking for a raise or, "I
need to go to the bathroom."
1216
00:53:51,788 --> 00:53:54,491
Well, too bad, so
sad. Not on my dime.
1217
00:53:54,516 --> 00:53:56,318
You poo on your own time!
1218
00:53:58,411 --> 00:54:01,848
Zero employees, maximum profits.
1219
00:54:03,552 --> 00:54:06,254
See? Why does everyone call
you a lousy businessman?
1220
00:54:06,279 --> 00:54:09,465
- I don't get it.
- Everyone thinks I'm lousy?
1221
00:54:09,490 --> 00:54:11,061
- Uh, yes.
- Oh.
1222
00:54:11,086 --> 00:54:14,457
Oh, wait, I forgot.
There's more.
1223
00:54:14,549 --> 00:54:16,418
- Follow me.
- More?
1224
00:54:16,443 --> 00:54:17,810
[Ed grunts]
1225
00:54:20,964 --> 00:54:23,152
Welcome to the control room.
1226
00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:25,746
Okay, this is starting to
feel like you're bragging now.
1227
00:54:25,771 --> 00:54:27,706
In this one room, I can manage
1228
00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:30,301
all Mega Good Burger
locations at once.
1229
00:54:30,474 --> 00:54:31,942
Watch this.
1230
00:54:32,567 --> 00:54:33,735
Dallas!
1231
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:37,323
Welcome to Mega Good
Burger, yee-hoo!
1232
00:54:37,348 --> 00:54:39,983
- London.
- Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
1233
00:54:40,008 --> 00:54:42,322
- milady.
- Madrid, Spain.
1234
00:54:42,347 --> 00:54:44,015
Didn't have to say
the "Spain" part.
1235
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,643
Bienvenido a Mega Good Burger.
1236
00:54:46,676 --> 00:54:49,250
- Pick a place, any place.
- Tokyo.
1237
00:54:49,275 --> 00:54:50,275
Tokyo!
1238
00:54:50,946 --> 00:54:54,115
[speaking in Japanese]
1239
00:54:54,371 --> 00:54:56,240
This is all pretty incredible.
1240
00:54:56,324 --> 00:54:58,627
I mean, you'll never
get away with this.
1241
00:54:58,652 --> 00:55:00,421
Oh, but we will.
1242
00:55:00,479 --> 00:55:04,015
In 24 hours, our grand
opening launches worldwide.
1243
00:55:04,116 --> 00:55:07,820
You know what, I'm gonna
give you one last chance.
1244
00:55:07,845 --> 00:55:10,481
Give us Good Burger
back, or else.
1245
00:55:11,578 --> 00:55:13,113
Or else what?
1246
00:55:13,502 --> 00:55:15,604
Um, I don't know.
1247
00:55:15,629 --> 00:55:17,363
I didn't totally
think that through.
1248
00:55:17,388 --> 00:55:19,958
Oh, I think we're out of time.
1249
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,349
Oh, hey, dudes.
1250
00:55:23,374 --> 00:55:25,476
Can I offer you boys a lift home
1251
00:55:25,501 --> 00:55:28,431
in one of our self-driving
delivery cars?
1252
00:55:28,456 --> 00:55:29,724
That's okay.
1253
00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:31,070
- We got our own ride.
- Yeah.
1254
00:55:31,205 --> 00:55:32,273
Oh, you mean this one?
1255
00:55:32,298 --> 00:55:34,000
- Pull up the car.
- [chuckles]
1256
00:55:34,025 --> 00:55:36,040
- [Dex] That's it.
- [Ed] Oh, yeah.
1257
00:55:36,065 --> 00:55:37,301
That's my whip, yeah.
1258
00:55:43,436 --> 00:55:45,072
[screams] No!
1259
00:55:48,328 --> 00:55:51,031
- [sobs]
- You hate to see that happen.
1260
00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:52,801
Why?
1261
00:55:52,841 --> 00:55:54,502
You evil woman!
1262
00:55:54,527 --> 00:55:56,762
Maybe we should've
used Burn No More.
1263
00:55:57,518 --> 00:56:00,287
You know, I think we
will take that ride now.
1264
00:56:00,312 --> 00:56:01,879
That's what I thought.
1265
00:56:01,904 --> 00:56:05,275
Okay, now wait. You
don't have to push me!
1266
00:56:05,437 --> 00:56:06,771
- Open door.
- [Ed] Whoa!
1267
00:56:06,796 --> 00:56:08,665
[chuckles] Now, that's cool.
1268
00:56:08,690 --> 00:56:10,259
Whoa!
1269
00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:12,832
[grunts] Bye!
1270
00:56:12,857 --> 00:56:14,292
[Ed chuckles]
1271
00:56:17,782 --> 00:56:19,217
I can't believe that lady.
1272
00:56:19,242 --> 00:56:21,109
Super efficient Ed bots.
1273
00:56:21,319 --> 00:56:24,522
And her incredible technology
and genius business model.
1274
00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:26,867
And this dumb, amazing,
self-driving car!
1275
00:56:26,892 --> 00:56:29,361
This button makes the
window go up and down.
1276
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:30,588
All cars can do that.
1277
00:56:30,613 --> 00:56:33,181
[chuckles] Not ones
that don't have windows.
1278
00:56:33,206 --> 00:56:35,108
- [tires screeching]
- Oh, wait a second.
1279
00:56:35,133 --> 00:56:36,598
Why did we just turn left?
1280
00:56:36,623 --> 00:56:38,523
How does this car know
where we're going?
1281
00:56:38,548 --> 00:56:40,415
The windows stopped windowing.
1282
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,842
- That's because I locked them.
- Who said that?
1283
00:56:42,867 --> 00:56:45,169
- It is I, Katt.
- Who?
1284
00:56:45,194 --> 00:56:47,997
Oh, really, guys? New
owner of Mega Good Burger,
1285
00:56:48,022 --> 00:56:50,991
- Kurt's sister getting revenge?
- Oh, that Katt.
1286
00:56:51,016 --> 00:56:53,052
I hope you're enjoying the ride.
1287
00:56:53,242 --> 00:56:54,843
It's the last one you'll take.
1288
00:56:54,928 --> 00:56:57,231
The last one in this
particular vehicle,
1289
00:56:57,256 --> 00:57:01,159
or the last one as in something
bad is about to happen?
1290
00:57:01,289 --> 00:57:03,056
- The second one.
- [both] Oh.
1291
00:57:03,081 --> 00:57:04,883
- [beeping]
- It's getting aggressive.
1292
00:57:04,908 --> 00:57:06,477
[both screaming]
1293
00:57:07,171 --> 00:57:09,706
All right, we gotta
get control of it!
1294
00:57:09,731 --> 00:57:12,701
- [horn honking]
- [tires screeching]
1295
00:57:13,161 --> 00:57:15,263
- [Ed] You got it!
- No! Oh, no!
1296
00:57:15,288 --> 00:57:17,290
All right! I got it.
1297
00:57:17,327 --> 00:57:19,495
Oh, man, I got it. Come on!
1298
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:20,688
[both grunting]
1299
00:57:20,713 --> 00:57:23,583
- [tires screeching]
- This is hard to steer. Help me!
1300
00:57:23,693 --> 00:57:24,794
Okay! [grunts]
1301
00:57:24,995 --> 00:57:26,930
Look out! Ice cream truck!
1302
00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:28,882
Oh, construction!
1303
00:57:28,907 --> 00:57:31,209
- [both scream]
- [workers gasp]
1304
00:57:33,342 --> 00:57:34,710
I'm blind!
1305
00:57:34,735 --> 00:57:36,537
[Ed] I'm gonna die!
He's gonna die!
1306
00:57:36,562 --> 00:57:39,631
She's gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
1307
00:57:39,656 --> 00:57:41,192
[both gasping]
1308
00:57:42,366 --> 00:57:44,268
- Whoa, lady!
- [both screaming]
1309
00:57:44,293 --> 00:57:45,561
[snorting]
1310
00:57:45,768 --> 00:57:47,736
Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall!
1311
00:57:47,890 --> 00:57:49,292
- [screaming]
- [tires screech]
1312
00:57:49,979 --> 00:57:51,613
- [both] Whoa!
- [tires screech]
1313
00:57:51,698 --> 00:57:53,300
[shouts indistinctly]
1314
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:59,523
I got an idea. Okay,
we gotta find a park.
1315
00:57:59,548 --> 00:58:01,483
This is not the
time for a picnic.
1316
00:58:01,508 --> 00:58:03,377
We are trapped in an
out-of-control vehicle.
1317
00:58:03,402 --> 00:58:05,281
You think I want
to have a picnic?!
1318
00:58:05,306 --> 00:58:09,310
Right, we don't have a blanket.
Oh, but I do have some Brie.
1319
00:58:09,845 --> 00:58:11,913
Oh! Oh, my Brie!
1320
00:58:12,071 --> 00:58:14,506
[Dex] Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! Look out!
1321
00:58:14,606 --> 00:58:16,941
- Whoa! Whoa!
- [Ed] Okay!
1322
00:58:16,983 --> 00:58:20,219
[both screaming]
1323
00:58:21,539 --> 00:58:24,975
It's working! Let's hold it like
this until it runs out of power.
1324
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,736
[Ed] How long is
that gonna take?
1325
00:58:26,762 --> 00:58:28,041
Depends on how
much power is left.
1326
00:58:28,065 --> 00:58:31,307
Power thingie is on
F for "fairly empty."
1327
00:58:31,332 --> 00:58:32,232
- No!
- Huh?
1328
00:58:32,257 --> 00:58:34,459
F is for "full," Ed!
1329
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,746
Oh, this is gonna
take a while, dude.
1330
00:58:36,771 --> 00:58:39,207
[both screaming]
1331
00:58:43,653 --> 00:58:45,289
[both snoring]
1332
00:58:45,314 --> 00:58:46,748
Oh!
1333
00:58:47,305 --> 00:58:49,541
[both screaming]
1334
00:58:53,246 --> 00:58:54,537
[both sigh]
1335
00:58:55,067 --> 00:58:57,402
- Thank goodness that's over.
- [chuckles]
1336
00:58:57,674 --> 00:58:59,108
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1337
00:58:59,228 --> 00:59:00,795
Spinny thingie!
1338
00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:02,889
What's that? Where you going?
1339
00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:05,317
Haven't we
spinny-thingie'd enough?
1340
00:59:05,519 --> 00:59:08,054
- [Ed] Spinny thingie!
- Oh, yep, I'm gonna be sick.
1341
00:59:08,144 --> 00:59:09,413
I'm gonna be sick.
1342
00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:13,835
Good Burger was my life, Dex.
1343
00:59:14,209 --> 00:59:16,412
I can't work at
another burger place.
1344
00:59:16,437 --> 00:59:18,506
There's not gonna be any.
1345
00:59:19,322 --> 00:59:21,391
Unless there's
another job I can do.
1346
00:59:21,616 --> 00:59:23,217
Maybe I could be a...
1347
00:59:23,242 --> 00:59:24,642
- Heart surgeon!
- [monitor beeping]
1348
00:59:24,818 --> 00:59:26,720
Whoa, this body's
full of ketchup!
1349
00:59:26,745 --> 00:59:29,770
- Wait, that's not ketchup!
- [flatline tone]
1350
00:59:29,961 --> 00:59:31,763
Or a world-famous opera singer.
1351
00:59:31,788 --> 00:59:34,424
♪ I'm a dude, he's a
dude, she's a dude ♪
1352
00:59:34,474 --> 00:59:39,045
♪ We're all dudes ♪
1353
00:59:39,070 --> 00:59:42,073
[continues holding
screeching note]
1354
00:59:44,685 --> 00:59:46,554
[gagging]
1355
00:59:47,099 --> 00:59:48,233
Or a weather man.
1356
00:59:48,258 --> 00:59:49,536
All you gotta do is
press the button,
1357
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,363
- weather shows up behind you.
- Okay, huh.
1358
00:59:53,123 --> 00:59:54,158
[both gasp]
1359
00:59:54,611 --> 00:59:56,356
- [remote beeps]
- [both scream]
1360
00:59:56,381 --> 00:59:57,879
- [remote beeps]
- [both gasp]
1361
00:59:57,904 --> 00:59:59,184
Or a movie star.
1362
00:59:59,209 --> 01:00:02,504
[narrator] In a world
of fast-food chaos,
1363
01:00:02,529 --> 01:00:06,784
two dudes set out to
cure the world's munchies
1364
01:00:06,809 --> 01:00:11,681
in Doordash Dudes 2:
A Time to Deliver.
1365
01:00:13,092 --> 01:00:16,430
Gotta be honest, I don't see
you as any of those things.
1366
01:00:16,455 --> 01:00:18,490
Oh, what am I gonna do?
1367
01:00:19,483 --> 01:00:22,420
What are either of us gonna
do? This is messed up.
1368
01:00:22,445 --> 01:00:24,079
Yeah, but it's worse for me.
1369
01:00:24,145 --> 01:00:26,047
I have a family
and mouths to feed.
1370
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:28,224
You don't have to
worry about that.
1371
01:00:28,249 --> 01:00:31,352
Your family hates you and
you have stock market.
1372
01:00:31,449 --> 01:00:33,418
Well, actually, Ed,
1373
01:00:33,709 --> 01:00:36,145
I haven't been totally
honest with you.
1374
01:00:36,170 --> 01:00:38,672
I'm not as successful
as you think I am.
1375
01:00:39,896 --> 01:00:42,566
As a matter of fact,
I lost everything.
1376
01:00:42,591 --> 01:00:46,094
I came to see you because
I had nowhere else to go.
1377
01:00:46,119 --> 01:00:48,422
I knew you would
help me because...
1378
01:00:48,448 --> 01:00:50,483
well, you're a good friend.
1379
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,249
But I haven't been a
good friend to you.
1380
01:00:53,274 --> 01:00:56,377
I'm so sorry I
messed everything up.
1381
01:00:57,767 --> 01:00:59,502
But there's still time.
1382
01:00:59,579 --> 01:01:01,714
I'm gonna get you your job back.
1383
01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:04,570
I'm gonna get everybody
their jobs back.
1384
01:01:04,616 --> 01:01:06,851
Okay, well, where's he gone now?
1385
01:01:06,903 --> 01:01:08,782
Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.
1386
01:01:08,806 --> 01:01:10,149
Can I take your order?
1387
01:01:10,174 --> 01:01:13,488
- Can I take your order, doggy?
- [whines, growling]
1388
01:01:13,797 --> 01:01:15,064
I'd better hurry.
1389
01:01:15,371 --> 01:01:17,373
[employees chattering
indistinctly]
1390
01:01:17,398 --> 01:01:19,833
- Here you go.
- [chattering continues]
1391
01:01:20,242 --> 01:01:23,212
Hey, everybody! I'm glad
you could all make it.
1392
01:01:23,672 --> 01:01:26,375
Ed, I can't believe you got Good
Burger to give us our jobs back.
1393
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,302
- [chuckles]
- [both] We're so excited.
1394
01:01:28,327 --> 01:01:31,464
Hearing I got my job back
makes me feel much better.
1395
01:01:31,489 --> 01:01:33,090
I thought I'd never
see Mia again.
1396
01:01:33,115 --> 01:01:35,918
I-I mean, see any of you again.
1397
01:01:35,943 --> 01:01:38,746
- You guys are like family.
- [all] Aw...
1398
01:01:38,771 --> 01:01:42,482
Well, uh, I have something
I need to tell you all.
1399
01:01:42,507 --> 01:01:46,311
- We don't have our jobs back.
- [both] Are you kidding?
1400
01:01:46,336 --> 01:01:48,942
- But you just said that...
- You literally just called
1401
01:01:48,967 --> 01:01:51,436
- and said we had our jobs back.
- Yeah.
1402
01:01:51,461 --> 01:01:53,063
Hey, everybody.
1403
01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:55,979
I asked Ed to get you
here so we could talk.
1404
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,563
I didn't know he was going
to mention your jobs.
1405
01:01:59,588 --> 01:02:01,357
I thought he'd say
something like,
1406
01:02:01,382 --> 01:02:03,384
"Want to come
play Bunny Smash?"
1407
01:02:03,409 --> 01:02:07,305
Or, "Y'all want to hang out
'cause we're still friends?"
1408
01:02:07,330 --> 01:02:09,473
[both] We don't
want to talk to you.
1409
01:02:10,410 --> 01:02:11,844
I know I messed up.
1410
01:02:11,967 --> 01:02:14,282
I'm truly sorry.
I'm gonna prove it.
1411
01:02:14,307 --> 01:02:16,176
But this is bigger
than Good Burger.
1412
01:02:16,201 --> 01:02:18,336
This is about millions
of fast-food workers
1413
01:02:18,361 --> 01:02:20,568
all over the world. We
have to do something.
1414
01:02:20,593 --> 01:02:21,593
Yeah.
1415
01:02:22,516 --> 01:02:24,318
- Yes, Mr. Jensen?
- To be clear,
1416
01:02:24,343 --> 01:02:27,174
- we don't have our jobs back?
- Sadly, no.
1417
01:02:27,199 --> 01:02:28,868
But Ed and I have a plan.
1418
01:02:28,893 --> 01:02:30,661
We're gonna get
Good Burger back.
1419
01:02:30,686 --> 01:02:33,188
And to do that, we're
gonna take down MegaCorp.
1420
01:02:33,213 --> 01:02:34,580
We just need some help.
1421
01:02:35,026 --> 01:02:36,895
- [both] Nope.
- We're supposed to believe
1422
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,089
you care about people
other than yourself?
1423
01:02:39,170 --> 01:02:40,938
Sorry, we're not buying it.
1424
01:02:40,963 --> 01:02:42,098
I'm going home.
1425
01:02:46,414 --> 01:02:47,515
[door closes]
1426
01:02:48,077 --> 01:02:49,878
[grunting softly]
1427
01:02:50,279 --> 01:02:51,946
Mom, I'm home!
1428
01:02:53,985 --> 01:02:55,920
You're sleeping in
the tub tonight.
1429
01:02:56,572 --> 01:02:59,068
- Guys, let's go.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait.
1430
01:02:59,093 --> 01:03:01,529
- I have something to say.
- Huh?
1431
01:03:01,704 --> 01:03:03,140
We can't give up.
1432
01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:06,667
[triumphant theme plays]
1433
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,935
Uh, is that it, Ed?
1434
01:03:16,497 --> 01:03:18,465
[music swells]
1435
01:03:24,711 --> 01:03:25,945
Mmm!
1436
01:03:33,022 --> 01:03:36,013
You know what, Ed is right.
1437
01:03:36,860 --> 01:03:39,430
- We can't give up.
- We're a family.
1438
01:03:39,987 --> 01:03:42,289
[both] We're not going
down without a fight!
1439
01:03:42,314 --> 01:03:43,715
Great speech, Dad!
1440
01:03:43,769 --> 01:03:44,803
[grunts]
1441
01:03:44,888 --> 01:03:47,157
Y'all got all of that
from what Ed said?
1442
01:03:47,182 --> 01:03:48,749
- Yeah, pretty much.
- Yeah.
1443
01:03:48,774 --> 01:03:49,825
Motivation.
1444
01:03:49,850 --> 01:03:51,984
So, Dex, what's your plan?
1445
01:03:52,009 --> 01:03:54,624
Oh, okay, great.
Yeah, um, ahem.
1446
01:03:54,649 --> 01:03:57,552
All right, well,
tonight 50 Good Burgers
1447
01:03:57,577 --> 01:04:01,315
are going to be opening in
cities across the world.
1448
01:04:01,340 --> 01:04:03,256
Now, MegaCorp relies
on its technology
1449
01:04:03,281 --> 01:04:05,283
to set themselves apart
from the competition.
1450
01:04:05,533 --> 01:04:08,969
We destroy the technology,
we destroy MegaCorp.
1451
01:04:08,994 --> 01:04:12,164
We destroy MegaCorp, we
get Good Burger back.
1452
01:04:12,189 --> 01:04:15,526
Look, this is
MegaCorp's headquarters.
1453
01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:18,387
We need to get into
their control room
1454
01:04:18,412 --> 01:04:20,683
so that Mia, our
computer genius,
1455
01:04:20,708 --> 01:04:24,349
can get into their master
server and disable the robots.
1456
01:04:24,374 --> 01:04:26,220
- Oh, wait...
- [both] Robots?
1457
01:04:26,245 --> 01:04:28,313
- Real robots?
- What robots?
1458
01:04:28,338 --> 01:04:30,021
- I might need to back up.
- [door opens]
1459
01:04:30,046 --> 01:04:34,841
[panting] I-I came
as fast as I could.
1460
01:04:34,866 --> 01:04:37,335
Thanks for getting
us our jobs back, Ed!
1461
01:04:38,420 --> 01:04:39,255
Well...
1462
01:04:39,410 --> 01:04:41,177
[indistinct chattering]
1463
01:04:42,377 --> 01:04:45,346
[reporter] I'm at the grand
opening of Mega Good Burger.
1464
01:04:45,371 --> 01:04:47,087
Ms. Bozwell, your thoughts?
1465
01:04:47,112 --> 01:04:51,249
Very soon, my family's dream
of global fast-food dominance
1466
01:04:51,274 --> 01:04:52,482
will be a reality.
1467
01:04:52,507 --> 01:04:54,742
[softly] And so will
sweet, sweet revenge.
1468
01:04:54,896 --> 01:04:57,599
Did you just say
"sweet, sweet revenge"?
1469
01:04:57,624 --> 01:04:59,158
No, I didn't.
1470
01:04:59,183 --> 01:05:00,350
You just said that.
1471
01:05:00,385 --> 01:05:02,321
[scoffs, then chuckles]
1472
01:05:02,921 --> 01:05:05,778
[stammering] Ye-yeah.
Yes, Peggy? that's right.
1473
01:05:05,803 --> 01:05:08,906
We are at the grand opening
of Mega Good Burger.
1474
01:05:08,931 --> 01:05:10,465
Where do you think you're going?
1475
01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:12,021
Uh, we're a news crew
1476
01:05:12,046 --> 01:05:15,683
following a very important news
story for our news program.
1477
01:05:15,708 --> 01:05:17,053
Uh, yes, and, um, I have
1478
01:05:17,078 --> 01:05:19,848
this brand-new
animatronic server bot
1479
01:05:19,873 --> 01:05:21,789
that needs to get in
the restaurant, stat,
1480
01:05:21,814 --> 01:05:23,616
and switch out the faulty
one that's in there
1481
01:05:23,641 --> 01:05:25,543
and replace it
with this new one.
1482
01:05:25,568 --> 01:05:27,810
[Jimathy] I've never
seen one up close.
1483
01:05:30,110 --> 01:05:31,411
Wow, they look real.
1484
01:05:36,148 --> 01:05:37,264
Feel real.
1485
01:05:38,096 --> 01:05:39,463
[sniffs]
1486
01:05:39,844 --> 01:05:41,946
- Even smell real.
- Hmm.
1487
01:05:43,221 --> 01:05:44,789
Why would you put a
booger in its nose?
1488
01:05:44,814 --> 01:05:47,283
Stop touching the merchandise.
It's delicate.okay.
1489
01:05:47,308 --> 01:05:50,545
- We need to get inside.
- You need to show me ID first.
1490
01:05:51,098 --> 01:05:53,567
- ID? ID?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1491
01:05:53,592 --> 01:05:56,628
Mega Good Burger is opening
in less than an hour,
1492
01:05:56,653 --> 01:05:59,989
and it cannot open properly
if this robot is not in place.
1493
01:06:00,014 --> 01:06:03,151
And you're asking about
an ID? Do you have an ID?
1494
01:06:03,176 --> 01:06:05,244
Everybody's gonna want to
know the name of the dummy
1495
01:06:05,269 --> 01:06:07,770
who held up opening
Mega Good Burger!
1496
01:06:07,795 --> 01:06:09,964
There's no need for
that. Come on in.
1497
01:06:09,989 --> 01:06:11,758
- Have a MegaCorp day.
- Thank you. You, too.
1498
01:06:12,045 --> 01:06:14,013
- [Jensen] Let's go.
- Whoa, not you.
1499
01:06:14,038 --> 01:06:15,546
Press entrance is
on the other side.
1500
01:06:15,571 --> 01:06:17,207
- But, uh...
- [mocking] "But, uh..."
1501
01:06:17,232 --> 01:06:19,234
- "Bu, bu."
- [Jimathy] Other side!
1502
01:06:20,192 --> 01:06:24,029
Well, uh, we have been
denied entry to the building!
1503
01:06:24,054 --> 01:06:27,525
We are being escorted
out by security!
1504
01:06:28,433 --> 01:06:31,203
Well, what do we do
now? Oh, control room!
1505
01:06:32,042 --> 01:06:34,811
- Mr. Jensen, can you hear me?
- What are we gonna do?
1506
01:06:34,836 --> 01:06:37,617
You were supposed
to get everyone out.
1507
01:06:37,642 --> 01:06:39,411
Hey, stop right there!
1508
01:06:39,550 --> 01:06:41,051
Stay perfectly still.
1509
01:06:43,535 --> 01:06:46,071
- Is there a problem?
- Oh, yeah.
1510
01:06:47,867 --> 01:06:51,303
You're going the wrong way.
The restaurant's thataway.
1511
01:06:51,328 --> 01:06:54,198
Oh, well, that is
a horrible blunder.
1512
01:06:54,223 --> 01:06:56,235
[Mia] Thank you for pointing
us in the right direction.
1513
01:06:56,259 --> 01:06:58,829
You should probably get
back to your station.
1514
01:06:58,854 --> 01:07:00,422
Nonsense, I'll take you there.
1515
01:07:00,447 --> 01:07:03,550
Like you said, this
is way too important.
1516
01:07:03,575 --> 01:07:05,810
- We did say that, didn't we?
- We did.
1517
01:07:05,835 --> 01:07:08,305
- Follow me.
- Okey dokey.
1518
01:07:10,348 --> 01:07:11,649
We got caught.
1519
01:07:11,674 --> 01:07:14,549
Okay, we'll try and
find another way in.
1520
01:07:14,574 --> 01:07:17,643
Try? Mr. Jensen, please
tell me you got this.
1521
01:07:18,291 --> 01:07:19,291
All right.
1522
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:22,320
I've got this.
1523
01:07:24,212 --> 01:07:25,680
Let's get Ruth and Ed 2.
1524
01:07:25,705 --> 01:07:27,074
[both] Okay, boss.
1525
01:07:28,185 --> 01:07:32,189
Ladies and gentlemen, do
you know what time it is?
1526
01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:34,616
It's show time! Hit it!
1527
01:07:35,473 --> 01:07:37,208
- ["Fireball" by Pitbull plays]
- [grunts]
1528
01:07:37,238 --> 01:07:39,540
[crowd gasping]
1529
01:07:39,717 --> 01:07:41,118
[Ed 2 laughs]
1530
01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:44,843
- ♪ Fireball ♪
- ♪ I saw, I came, I conquered ♪
1531
01:07:44,868 --> 01:07:46,874
♪ Or should I say I saw,
I conquered, I came ♪
1532
01:07:46,899 --> 01:07:49,093
♪ They say the chico on
fire and he's no liar ♪
1533
01:07:49,118 --> 01:07:50,958
♪ While y'all slippin'
he runnin' the game... ♪
1534
01:07:51,564 --> 01:07:53,298
- [Ed 2 chuckles]
- [crowd exclaims]
1535
01:07:54,474 --> 01:07:55,908
[all cheering]
1536
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,350
Whee! Whee!
1537
01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:02,078
Whee! Ooh!
1538
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:12,453
I-I think they're
about to do the finale.
1539
01:08:12,478 --> 01:08:13,913
That's gonna be amazing!
1540
01:08:13,938 --> 01:08:16,017
♪ Sticks and stones
may break my bones ♪
1541
01:08:16,042 --> 01:08:17,877
♪ But I don't care
what y'all say ♪
1542
01:08:17,902 --> 01:08:19,883
♪ 'Cause as the world turns,
y'all boys gonna learn ♪
1543
01:08:19,907 --> 01:08:21,695
♪ That this chico
right here don't play ♪
1544
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,889
♪ That boy's from the
bottom, bottom of the map ♪
1545
01:08:23,914 --> 01:08:26,384
♪ M-I-A, USA I gave
Suzie a little pat ♪
1546
01:08:26,409 --> 01:08:28,388
♪ Up on the booty, and she
turned around and said ♪
1547
01:08:28,412 --> 01:08:29,412
♪ Walk this way ♪
1548
01:08:29,437 --> 01:08:30,871
[all cheering]
1549
01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:35,745
Just stay calm and be still.
1550
01:08:39,902 --> 01:08:43,706
Oh! Just got to fix one last
little flabber-jabber here.
1551
01:08:43,731 --> 01:08:46,202
Just need to do
some screwdrivering.
1552
01:08:46,227 --> 01:08:48,530
Thank you for showing
us the right place.
1553
01:08:48,555 --> 01:08:49,923
No prob.
1554
01:08:50,051 --> 01:08:52,687
- [laughs]
- Nope. [laughs]
1555
01:08:52,712 --> 01:08:54,046
[both laugh]
1556
01:08:55,217 --> 01:08:57,887
- What's so funny?
- I was just thinking about
1557
01:08:57,912 --> 01:09:00,468
- "screwdrivers" is a funny word.
- [laughs]
1558
01:09:00,493 --> 01:09:03,362
- That's so funny.
- Right? [laughs]
1559
01:09:03,854 --> 01:09:06,123
I never thought
about it like that.
1560
01:09:06,488 --> 01:09:08,323
It is pretty funny.
1561
01:09:09,167 --> 01:09:10,435
Screwdriver!
1562
01:09:10,567 --> 01:09:13,536
[laughs] A screw can't drive!
1563
01:09:13,644 --> 01:09:16,581
[all laughing]
1564
01:09:16,915 --> 01:09:18,783
- [sighs] That was close.
- Finally.
1565
01:09:18,808 --> 01:09:20,744
I thought I was gonna
fart the whole time.
1566
01:09:20,769 --> 01:09:22,571
Ew! Okay, we just need...
1567
01:09:22,610 --> 01:09:24,211
[ominous theme plays]
1568
01:09:24,236 --> 01:09:25,837
Oh, just...
1569
01:09:25,866 --> 01:09:28,515
- What do I do now?
- Mess up orders or something!
1570
01:09:28,629 --> 01:09:30,153
Oh, but I'm nervous!
1571
01:09:30,178 --> 01:09:33,115
Paris, check. Tokyo, check.
1572
01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:35,943
London, check. Berlin, check.
1573
01:09:35,968 --> 01:09:39,110
- The countdown is in about...
- Hey, guys.
1574
01:09:39,135 --> 01:09:41,398
Here's the radioactive
material you ordered.
1575
01:09:41,423 --> 01:09:44,166
- We didn't ask for that.
- That looks dangerous.
1576
01:09:44,191 --> 01:09:45,959
- Get that out of here.
- Excuse me.
1577
01:09:45,984 --> 01:09:48,053
- Oh! Oh, no!
- [liquid sizzling]
1578
01:09:48,078 --> 01:09:50,854
Radioactive material's
getting all over!
1579
01:09:50,879 --> 01:09:54,687
I'm so sorry. I was just looking
for the bathroom. I got it.
1580
01:09:54,881 --> 01:09:57,625
Don't touch that!
Don't breathe that in!
1581
01:09:57,681 --> 01:10:00,083
[coughing] Too late.
1582
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,295
Don't... feel good.
1583
01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:05,435
- What's in that stuff?
- She'll be all right.
1584
01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:09,517
[coughing] Um, actually,
my face kind of hurts.
1585
01:10:09,681 --> 01:10:12,183
Anyone know where the
nurse's office is?
1586
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,531
- No.
- Whoa.
1587
01:10:13,556 --> 01:10:15,859
- No! No!
- Whoa!
1588
01:10:15,884 --> 01:10:17,451
No! No!
1589
01:10:17,476 --> 01:10:19,148
Is it that way? Oh,
I'll follow you.
1590
01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:22,335
- I'll follow you.
- [all laughing]
1591
01:10:23,063 --> 01:10:24,664
Control room secured!
1592
01:10:24,689 --> 01:10:27,092
- [whispering] Shoot!
- Mia?
1593
01:10:27,650 --> 01:10:30,086
I don't know what's
happening, but I'm excited.
1594
01:10:30,233 --> 01:10:31,868
- You in a bad mood?
- I'm happy.
1595
01:10:31,893 --> 01:10:34,110
Oh. That's what it
looks like. All right.
1596
01:10:34,135 --> 01:10:36,638
Okay, when I give the word,
1597
01:10:37,083 --> 01:10:38,519
we will unlock the doors.
1598
01:10:38,544 --> 01:10:42,914
And I'm going to order the
first official Mega Good Burger
1599
01:10:43,081 --> 01:10:44,850
of the new fast-food era
1600
01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:47,484
from this magnificent
1601
01:10:47,664 --> 01:10:50,433
- technological marvel.
- [groaning softly]
1602
01:10:52,124 --> 01:10:54,960
You're going to change
the world, my friend.
1603
01:10:55,287 --> 01:10:57,690
[farting loudly]
1604
01:10:58,310 --> 01:11:01,213
[farting continues]
1605
01:11:05,671 --> 01:11:06,739
Oh, no.
1606
01:11:06,764 --> 01:11:09,234
Did y'all program
this robot to fart?
1607
01:11:09,409 --> 01:11:11,344
Uh, no.
1608
01:11:11,966 --> 01:11:14,291
- [Dex] Run!
- Get them!
1609
01:11:14,316 --> 01:11:16,018
[Cecil] It's a security breach!
1610
01:11:16,540 --> 01:11:18,642
[Cecil] We've got
a security breach!
1611
01:11:18,851 --> 01:11:20,953
Are you serious?
1612
01:11:20,978 --> 01:11:22,646
We got a security breach!
1613
01:11:22,961 --> 01:11:25,864
That's why I take the
batteries out of my walkie.
1614
01:11:25,889 --> 01:11:27,891
Ugh! Did you fart?
1615
01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:29,017
- No!
- No, it was him.
1616
01:11:29,042 --> 01:11:30,878
I don't know what to do!
1617
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,342
[stammering]
1618
01:11:33,396 --> 01:11:35,297
[grunting]
1619
01:11:35,322 --> 01:11:37,557
[yelling]
1620
01:11:37,582 --> 01:11:39,250
- [panting]
- Whoa, dude!
1621
01:11:39,275 --> 01:11:41,843
- Good thinking, Ed!
- [groans]
1622
01:11:42,195 --> 01:11:44,832
[laughing]
1623
01:11:46,715 --> 01:11:47,715
Whoo!
1624
01:11:47,816 --> 01:11:50,418
You're ruining my outfit!
1625
01:11:50,443 --> 01:11:52,117
[all stammering, panting]
1626
01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:54,545
Watch the butter! You're
getting it everywhere.
1627
01:11:54,570 --> 01:11:57,573
- It's on my shoes, so slippery!
- [Ed] Sorry, dude!
1628
01:11:57,598 --> 01:11:59,867
[panting]
1629
01:12:02,716 --> 01:12:04,051
[both gasp]
1630
01:12:04,395 --> 01:12:05,696
Run!
1631
01:12:06,273 --> 01:12:08,165
I'm going up after them.
1632
01:12:09,243 --> 01:12:11,820
Forget it. I'm going
down after them.
1633
01:12:12,129 --> 01:12:14,899
["Hamburger Cheeseburger"
by Third Trace playing]
1634
01:12:28,941 --> 01:12:31,043
Oh. Mia, we found
the control room.
1635
01:12:31,068 --> 01:12:33,837
This isn't the control
room, it's just a sign.
1636
01:12:33,862 --> 01:12:35,298
- Come on!
- Okay! All right.
1637
01:12:43,434 --> 01:12:45,515
Mr. Jensen did
it! Good job, man.
1638
01:12:45,866 --> 01:12:48,034
[Dex] Mia. Mia, you there?
1639
01:12:48,174 --> 01:12:49,508
I'm here. I got away.
1640
01:12:49,533 --> 01:12:51,542
- For now.
- I'm not surprised.
1641
01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:54,569
You were always the quickest
kid on the playground.
1642
01:12:54,594 --> 01:12:57,496
- So, where are you?
- Where they cut the potatoes?
1643
01:12:57,521 --> 01:13:00,089
Potato room? We're in the
control room. What do we do?
1644
01:13:00,114 --> 01:13:02,250
Go to the advanced
system preferences
1645
01:13:02,275 --> 01:13:04,177
and find the master
grid subfolder.
1646
01:13:04,510 --> 01:13:06,846
Master grid subfolder, okay.
1647
01:13:06,871 --> 01:13:10,374
Whoa, okay, there's
a lot of files here.
1648
01:13:10,399 --> 01:13:13,550
Delete just the files with
"/energy" in the name.
1649
01:13:13,575 --> 01:13:16,444
- This'll disable all the power...
- [machine rumbling]
1650
01:13:16,473 --> 01:13:17,842
[sighs] Ow.
1651
01:13:17,867 --> 01:13:20,837
- You okay? What's going on?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1652
01:13:21,082 --> 01:13:22,449
[alarm blaring]
1653
01:13:23,295 --> 01:13:24,295
[gasps]
1654
01:13:26,468 --> 01:13:27,769
[gasping]
1655
01:13:36,759 --> 01:13:38,728
Help! Help!
1656
01:13:39,398 --> 01:13:40,866
- [Mia screams]
- Did she say "help"?
1657
01:13:40,891 --> 01:13:43,994
- Sounded like she said "snelp."
- "Snelp" is not a word.
1658
01:13:44,256 --> 01:13:46,693
Mia! Did you say
"snelp" or "help"?
1659
01:13:46,718 --> 01:13:48,671
I gotta go! You
know what to do?
1660
01:13:48,696 --> 01:13:50,109
Uh, delete the files.
1661
01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:52,195
Just the ones that
say "/energy."
1662
01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:53,476
Okay.
1663
01:13:54,129 --> 01:13:56,131
Mia, did you say
"snelp" or "help"?
1664
01:13:56,317 --> 01:13:57,684
Help!
1665
01:13:58,470 --> 01:14:00,179
Whoa! Potato room!
1666
01:14:00,204 --> 01:14:01,484
Oh, Mia!
1667
01:14:01,509 --> 01:14:03,312
Help, Uncle Dex!
1668
01:14:04,972 --> 01:14:06,421
I can't get through!
1669
01:14:07,737 --> 01:14:08,737
Help!
1670
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:12,062
No! Help me!
1671
01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:16,894
- [grunting]
- [Mia gasps]
1672
01:14:16,919 --> 01:14:18,320
[screaming]
1673
01:14:19,935 --> 01:14:20,976
Push, Uncle Dex!
1674
01:14:21,427 --> 01:14:23,523
I got you, I got you!
1675
01:14:23,868 --> 01:14:25,302
[machine powering down]
1676
01:14:27,058 --> 01:14:28,493
You saved me.
1677
01:14:28,662 --> 01:14:29,763
Yeah, I did.
1678
01:14:30,612 --> 01:14:34,350
How did you know the tray
would stop the slicer?
1679
01:14:34,966 --> 01:14:36,268
I didn't.
1680
01:14:37,997 --> 01:14:41,033
- [door opens]
- [footsteps approaching]
1681
01:14:42,663 --> 01:14:45,966
So, you thought you'd try
to ruin my big night, huh?
1682
01:14:46,599 --> 01:14:49,736
Um, yep, that was
kind of the idea.
1683
01:14:49,761 --> 01:14:51,896
[mocking] "That was
kind of the idea."
1684
01:14:51,921 --> 01:14:54,121
Help me help you. Hey.
1685
01:14:54,146 --> 01:14:56,449
Um, he's hurt. He
fell in butter.
1686
01:14:56,474 --> 01:14:58,054
Boss!
1687
01:14:58,594 --> 01:15:01,497
I'm gonna need a raise,
'cause there's been a breach
1688
01:15:01,522 --> 01:15:03,390
- in the main control room.
- What?
1689
01:15:03,426 --> 01:15:06,462
It wasn't our fault. In our
defense, we were tricked.
1690
01:15:06,487 --> 01:15:10,123
No, no. We were being cautious.
There was a tiny science man
1691
01:15:10,148 --> 01:15:12,284
- with freaky fluids.
- I don't care.
1692
01:15:12,309 --> 01:15:14,711
- Who's up there right now?
- Well, um...
1693
01:15:15,296 --> 01:15:18,221
- no one.
- Okay, I need you to find Cecil
1694
01:15:18,246 --> 01:15:19,846
and get up there
right now. okay?
1695
01:15:19,871 --> 01:15:23,190
Becouse we go live in five
minutes all over the world!
1696
01:15:23,215 --> 01:15:26,185
- Five minutes, five minutes! Go!
- Got it. Got it.
1697
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:27,687
Thank you.
1698
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:29,809
What are we gonna
do with these two?
1699
01:15:29,834 --> 01:15:32,303
Uh, we can just
see ourselves out.
1700
01:15:32,328 --> 01:15:34,797
No. Take them with you.
1701
01:15:35,190 --> 01:15:37,058
They can have two
front-row seats
1702
01:15:37,083 --> 01:15:39,420
to watch my dreams come true.
1703
01:15:39,445 --> 01:15:42,214
And watch their
dreams being crushed.
1704
01:15:42,404 --> 01:15:43,239
Oh.
1705
01:15:43,327 --> 01:15:44,660
[computer bleeping]
1706
01:15:44,685 --> 01:15:46,487
- All right.
- Ed!
1707
01:15:46,582 --> 01:15:47,916
Yeah, almost done!
1708
01:15:47,941 --> 01:15:51,645
Yeah, tickle 'em!
Tickle' em good! Yeah.
1709
01:15:51,752 --> 01:15:52,919
[grunts]
1710
01:15:53,226 --> 01:15:55,227
- Ooh, is that Bunny Smash?
- [Ed chuckles]
1711
01:15:55,252 --> 01:15:58,521
- You get to where bunnies fly...
- Hey, goon, focus!
1712
01:15:59,821 --> 01:16:02,190
Huh? What? Okay, okay.
All right, I'm going.
1713
01:16:02,235 --> 01:16:03,470
Ow!
1714
01:16:04,901 --> 01:16:06,268
Okay, okay, yeah.
1715
01:16:06,872 --> 01:16:08,873
No, no. No, no, no. No, no...
1716
01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:10,615
No, no. No. Oh,
no. We're fine.
1717
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:11,951
- We're good.
- Everything's fine.
1718
01:16:11,975 --> 01:16:14,410
[Cecil] Great. We're
live in 60 seconds.
1719
01:16:14,435 --> 01:16:16,104
You hear that? 60 seconds.
1720
01:16:16,129 --> 01:16:18,499
[laughs]
1721
01:16:18,524 --> 01:16:21,218
Ed, you didn't delete
any of the files?
1722
01:16:21,864 --> 01:16:22,998
[Ed grunts]
1723
01:16:24,759 --> 01:16:27,596
Mia! Mia, do you read me? Mia?
1724
01:16:27,719 --> 01:16:29,621
Yeah, she's still not answering.
1725
01:16:29,932 --> 01:16:31,333
Think they got to the computers?
1726
01:16:31,358 --> 01:16:32,959
- [fanfare plays]
- [Katt] Good evening.
1727
01:16:32,984 --> 01:16:36,988
I'm Katt Bozwell, and welcome
to the most monumental event
1728
01:16:37,013 --> 01:16:38,781
in the history of fast food.
1729
01:16:38,806 --> 01:16:40,342
[crowd cheering]
1730
01:16:42,290 --> 01:16:43,921
When I press this button,
1731
01:16:43,946 --> 01:16:46,729
all Mega Good Burger
locations around the world
1732
01:16:46,754 --> 01:16:49,757
will officially be
open for business.
1733
01:16:49,782 --> 01:16:52,518
- Are you ready?
- [all cheering]
1734
01:16:55,420 --> 01:16:56,421
[mock gasps]
1735
01:16:57,412 --> 01:17:00,549
- [fireworks whistling, popping]
- [crowd exclaiming]
1736
01:17:02,436 --> 01:17:03,992
I did it!
1737
01:17:04,195 --> 01:17:05,529
I mean, we did it.
1738
01:17:10,648 --> 01:17:12,049
Come on in.
1739
01:17:12,074 --> 01:17:13,386
Whoo! Okay.
1740
01:17:13,411 --> 01:17:15,379
I will now place
1741
01:17:16,030 --> 01:17:19,467
the first order of
the new fast-food era.
1742
01:17:19,492 --> 01:17:20,693
Here we go.
1743
01:17:22,024 --> 01:17:25,428
Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
home of the Mega Good Burger.
1744
01:17:25,453 --> 01:17:27,355
Can I take your order?
1745
01:17:27,482 --> 01:17:29,083
Why, yes, you can.
1746
01:17:29,108 --> 01:17:31,143
I would like one
Mega Good Burger
1747
01:17:31,168 --> 01:17:33,039
and one Mega Good Fry.
1748
01:17:33,459 --> 01:17:37,930
One Mega Good Burger, One
Mega Good Fry coming up.
1749
01:17:37,955 --> 01:17:39,357
[electronic pop music plays]
1750
01:17:51,437 --> 01:17:52,638
And there it is.
1751
01:17:57,079 --> 01:17:58,814
Here's your burger.
1752
01:17:58,953 --> 01:18:00,522
[giggles softly]
1753
01:18:00,901 --> 01:18:02,302
[crowd gasps]
1754
01:18:03,542 --> 01:18:05,085
- Oh!
- [Mia laughs]
1755
01:18:07,411 --> 01:18:09,156
Just opening-night jitters.
1756
01:18:09,181 --> 01:18:11,584
- [Katt chuckling]
- Here's your fries.
1757
01:18:11,609 --> 01:18:13,944
- [crowd gasping]
- [exhales sharply]
1758
01:18:15,663 --> 01:18:18,198
- [whispers] What are you doing?
- [whirring]
1759
01:18:18,933 --> 01:18:22,071
["Hit 'Em With the Sauce"
by Jay Levels playing]
1760
01:18:22,914 --> 01:18:24,695
♪ Hit 'em with the sauce ♪
1761
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:26,154
[all exclaiming]
1762
01:18:26,179 --> 01:18:28,148
[Katt] Oh, wait! Wait!
1763
01:18:28,243 --> 01:18:30,345
Wait! Stop!
1764
01:18:30,370 --> 01:18:32,672
Would you like a Mega
Good Shake with that?
1765
01:18:33,787 --> 01:18:34,787
No!
1766
01:18:38,963 --> 01:18:41,666
Oh! What is happening?!
1767
01:18:42,008 --> 01:18:46,472
- Okay, what is happening?
- Instead of deleting the files, powering off everything.
1768
01:18:46,497 --> 01:18:47,906
I just reprogrammed it
1769
01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:50,333
so everything would go
wackadoo all over the world,
1770
01:18:50,358 --> 01:18:52,037
- in every location.
- [arguing indistinctly]
1771
01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:53,295
- [bell tolls]
- [screams]
1772
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,657
Hello, may I have one
Good Burger, please?
1773
01:18:55,682 --> 01:18:57,617
You're a nitwit, he's a nitwit,
1774
01:18:57,642 --> 01:19:00,678
she's a nitwit,
you're all nitwits!
1775
01:19:00,703 --> 01:19:01,971
That's not very nice.
1776
01:19:01,996 --> 01:19:03,242
Goodbye, nitwit.
1777
01:19:03,267 --> 01:19:04,476
Yee-haw!
1778
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,134
[crowd clamoring]
1779
01:19:09,656 --> 01:19:11,158
[Wilma] Control-alt-delete.
1780
01:19:11,183 --> 01:19:13,452
- It's too much.
- Got to do something!
1781
01:19:14,432 --> 01:19:16,101
[alert blaring]
1782
01:19:16,927 --> 01:19:18,729
♪ Hit 'em with the sauce ♪
1783
01:19:24,445 --> 01:19:26,617
Make it stop! Make it stop!
1784
01:19:26,642 --> 01:19:28,408
We're trying. Nothing's working!
1785
01:19:28,433 --> 01:19:30,635
- Try! Do something!
- No! No! I'm done.
1786
01:19:30,660 --> 01:19:33,228
- I'm done.
- No, come back here!
1787
01:19:33,492 --> 01:19:35,071
Okay, it's on you.
1788
01:19:35,096 --> 01:19:36,624
- You can do it.
- I'm also done.
1789
01:19:36,649 --> 01:19:38,184
Where you going? What?
1790
01:19:38,843 --> 01:19:41,632
I'm gonna lose everything!
My Lamborghini, my house!
1791
01:19:41,657 --> 01:19:43,459
Goons, goons! Help me, goons!
1792
01:19:43,567 --> 01:19:45,235
- No!
- Uh-uh. I'm out of here!
1793
01:19:45,260 --> 01:19:47,962
Help, don't run!
Help, don't run!
1794
01:19:49,718 --> 01:19:52,154
It's over. We're ruined.
1795
01:19:53,350 --> 01:19:55,018
Forget this. I quit.
1796
01:19:55,596 --> 01:19:57,764
You win! You can have
Good Burger back.
1797
01:19:57,789 --> 01:19:58,897
- Yes!
- Yeah!
1798
01:19:58,922 --> 01:20:00,958
- We did it!
- Aw, man!
1799
01:20:01,979 --> 01:20:03,113
Please don't leave!
1800
01:20:03,138 --> 01:20:04,707
[all clamoring]
1801
01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:07,345
- Bye!
- Bye!
1802
01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:09,237
This is much more entertaining
1803
01:20:09,262 --> 01:20:11,364
- than turning the power off.
- Uh-huh.
1804
01:20:11,389 --> 01:20:14,886
Bye-bye, fake, punk-ass
Mega Good Burger!
1805
01:20:14,911 --> 01:20:17,681
Bye-bye! [laughs]
1806
01:20:19,629 --> 01:20:21,364
[growling]
1807
01:20:21,927 --> 01:20:23,563
[grunting]
1808
01:20:25,268 --> 01:20:27,249
You ruined my big night!
1809
01:20:27,385 --> 01:20:28,945
[grunting]
1810
01:20:29,466 --> 01:20:30,466
No!
1811
01:20:30,541 --> 01:20:31,642
Put me down!
1812
01:20:31,907 --> 01:20:33,574
[beeping, whirring]
1813
01:20:36,004 --> 01:20:37,438
Why do you have
ketchup and mustard?
1814
01:20:37,463 --> 01:20:38,564
Why is it pointing at me?
1815
01:20:38,589 --> 01:20:40,658
I made you! No!
1816
01:20:40,893 --> 01:20:43,829
- [laughing]
- No, no, no, no!
1817
01:20:43,854 --> 01:20:46,090
Ha-ha, ketchup, mustard!
1818
01:20:46,304 --> 01:20:48,206
[robot laughing]
1819
01:20:49,624 --> 01:20:51,526
[maniacal laughter]
1820
01:20:53,985 --> 01:20:55,520
[explosion]
1821
01:21:03,583 --> 01:21:05,007
Hello?
1822
01:21:05,032 --> 01:21:07,268
[all laughing]
1823
01:21:07,796 --> 01:21:09,965
Can someone get me down?
1824
01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:12,325
You got a little schmutz here.
1825
01:21:12,350 --> 01:21:13,817
Oh, do I?
1826
01:21:13,842 --> 01:21:16,442
Katt got ketchup and
mustard on her face!
1827
01:21:16,467 --> 01:21:18,134
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
1828
01:21:18,159 --> 01:21:20,561
[all] ♪ Katt got mustard
and ketchup on her ♪
1829
01:21:20,586 --> 01:21:23,155
♪ Katt got mustard and
ketchup on her face ♪
1830
01:21:23,488 --> 01:21:24,623
♪ On her face! ♪
1831
01:21:24,864 --> 01:21:27,667
Get me down! Get me down! Ugh!
1832
01:21:27,692 --> 01:21:29,694
Thanks again for saving
my life uncle Dex.
1833
01:21:29,719 --> 01:21:32,755
Come on, you're family.
I'd do anything for you.
1834
01:21:35,404 --> 01:21:37,706
Dex, Ed, I'm sorry!
1835
01:21:37,731 --> 01:21:40,149
[laughs] Bye, Katt!
1836
01:21:40,174 --> 01:21:42,409
No, no, no, no! Don't leave me!
1837
01:21:42,434 --> 01:21:44,773
- Come back!
- [Ed] Let's reopen Good Burger!
1838
01:21:46,223 --> 01:21:48,493
[all exclaiming, laughing]
1839
01:21:48,874 --> 01:21:51,977
- Yeah!
- Mia, you're o... kay.
1840
01:21:52,002 --> 01:21:53,937
I mean, you're all okay.
1841
01:21:53,962 --> 01:21:56,921
- Good to see you, too, man.
- It's okay, Mr. Jensen.
1842
01:21:56,946 --> 01:21:58,539
You got this.
1843
01:22:01,886 --> 01:22:03,187
- Oh...
- [Mia giggles]
1844
01:22:03,212 --> 01:22:05,682
- So, what happened?
- [both] We thought the plan
1845
01:22:05,707 --> 01:22:07,726
was to turn off the power.
1846
01:22:07,751 --> 01:22:09,844
Yeah, well, Ed
had a better plan.
1847
01:22:09,869 --> 01:22:13,359
I figured turning off the
power to all the restaurants
1848
01:22:13,384 --> 01:22:16,620
would only delay the opening
and not be enough impact
1849
01:22:16,645 --> 01:22:18,614
to put MegaCorp out of business.
1850
01:22:18,639 --> 01:22:21,296
So, I hacked into
the master server.
1851
01:22:21,321 --> 01:22:24,312
All I had to do was modify
the control prompts.
1852
01:22:24,337 --> 01:22:27,273
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- Wait, what?
1853
01:22:27,478 --> 01:22:31,148
Okay, so, basically, he reprogrammed
the robots to go wackadoo.
1854
01:22:31,173 --> 01:22:33,976
That's my dad. [sighs]
1855
01:22:34,001 --> 01:22:35,803
[twins laughing]
1856
01:22:36,133 --> 01:22:39,437
And so, while MegaCorp and
all of the new Good Burgers
1857
01:22:39,462 --> 01:22:41,164
are officially out of business,
1858
01:22:41,189 --> 01:22:45,928
the original beloved Good
Burger is back for good.
1859
01:22:45,953 --> 01:22:47,601
Yeah, that's right.
We back, baby!
1860
01:22:47,626 --> 01:22:49,995
- We're back! [laughs]
- They're back.
1861
01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:51,741
- Back to stay!
- Good job. Oh!
1862
01:22:51,766 --> 01:22:53,935
- Whoa! [laughs]
- Oh, that was lovely.
1863
01:22:53,983 --> 01:22:56,251
[customers cheering, whistling]
1864
01:23:01,731 --> 01:23:05,935
- Yo, congrats on the reopening.
- So much better without robots.
1865
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:07,429
- Thanks, goons.
- Yeah.
1866
01:23:07,454 --> 01:23:09,689
He's right. We just proved
something important.
1867
01:23:09,714 --> 01:23:11,683
People will never be
replaced by technology.
1868
01:23:11,708 --> 01:23:15,545
No machine can do a job
as efficiently as a human.
1869
01:23:15,570 --> 01:23:18,273
Excuse me, I asked for
no ice, but there's ice.
1870
01:23:18,298 --> 01:23:19,703
Ah, no prob, dude.
1871
01:23:20,793 --> 01:23:23,648
Just get up in there. Oh,
there we go, like that.
1872
01:23:23,673 --> 01:23:25,617
Ha! Human efficiency!
1873
01:23:27,718 --> 01:23:30,654
- I'll get you another one.
- [sighs]
1874
01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:33,406
[woman] Hey, Ed, can
I get one Good Burger
1875
01:23:33,431 --> 01:23:36,234
and one good apology
from my brother?
1876
01:23:36,259 --> 01:23:39,729
[Ed] One Good Burger and one
good apology from my brother.
1877
01:23:39,754 --> 01:23:41,155
Charlotte?
1878
01:23:41,364 --> 01:23:43,501
- You're here!
- Hold that thought.
1879
01:23:43,991 --> 01:23:46,259
Can I get a side
of fries with that?
1880
01:23:46,700 --> 01:23:49,051
- Go on.
- I'm glad to see you.
1881
01:23:49,076 --> 01:23:51,078
- And I'm sorry...
- Hold on a second.
1882
01:23:51,103 --> 01:23:53,072
- Yep.
- Can I get some pickles
1883
01:23:53,097 --> 01:23:56,843
and some cheese and one of
them chocolate milkshakes?
1884
01:23:57,641 --> 01:23:58,808
Continue.
1885
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:01,550
I was trying to say
that I was sorry.
1886
01:24:01,575 --> 01:24:03,477
- For everything.
- Hey, Mom.
1887
01:24:05,220 --> 01:24:06,836
Well, I was going to stay mad,
1888
01:24:06,861 --> 01:24:09,483
but thank you for what
you did for my baby.
1889
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:14,410
We're family, and that's
more important than money.
1890
01:24:15,866 --> 01:24:16,867
I love you.
1891
01:24:17,241 --> 01:24:18,542
I love you, too! [grunts]
1892
01:24:18,692 --> 01:24:20,694
But I get to eat
free for life, right?
1893
01:24:20,719 --> 01:24:23,492
- [strained] Yes, of course.
- Mm! Good brother.
1894
01:24:24,192 --> 01:24:26,179
Can I get four more burgers?
1895
01:24:26,204 --> 01:24:27,743
I think I want onion rings.
1896
01:24:27,768 --> 01:24:30,136
I heard they was nasty, but
I want 'em 'cause they free.
1897
01:24:30,161 --> 01:24:32,497
I want shredded cheese
on the pastrami that
1898
01:24:32,522 --> 01:24:35,651
you're gonna make for me.
I know y'all got pastrami.
1899
01:24:35,676 --> 01:24:39,898
♪ I'm a dude, he's a
dude, she's a dude ♪
1900
01:24:39,923 --> 01:24:42,131
♪ We're all dudes, hey ♪
[chuckles]
1901
01:24:42,156 --> 01:24:45,210
- What you want to eat tonight?
- A salad or something.
1902
01:24:45,235 --> 01:24:47,069
- Salad?
- Salad.
1903
01:24:47,815 --> 01:24:49,016
That's your niece.
1904
01:24:49,115 --> 01:24:51,438
- Get her a head of lettuce.
- Okay.
1905
01:24:51,463 --> 01:24:54,953
I mean, that all sounds
costly, but it's worth it.
1906
01:24:54,978 --> 01:24:56,460
I got my family back.
1907
01:24:56,488 --> 01:24:57,889
And I got my friends back.
1908
01:24:57,914 --> 01:25:00,068
We will never let
anybody destroy
1909
01:25:00,093 --> 01:25:02,161
this incredible
restaurant ever again.
1910
01:25:02,566 --> 01:25:04,402
- Oh!
- [customers gasping]
1911
01:25:07,238 --> 01:25:09,140
[Ed 2 groans, spits]
1912
01:25:10,849 --> 01:25:13,332
Hey, got the new Burgermobile.
1913
01:25:13,357 --> 01:25:15,225
Now I need to
learn how to drive.
1914
01:25:15,419 --> 01:25:17,388
Ed, aren't you
gonna say something?
1915
01:25:17,413 --> 01:25:19,906
There's only one thing
left to say, Dex.
1916
01:25:20,015 --> 01:25:22,078
Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.
1917
01:25:22,103 --> 01:25:24,249
Can I take your
order? [chuckles]
1918
01:25:24,274 --> 01:25:26,141
[rock music plays]
1919
01:25:31,258 --> 01:25:35,395
♪ It's another day to be
better than yesterday ♪
1920
01:25:35,420 --> 01:25:37,989
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1921
01:25:38,678 --> 01:25:42,664
♪ Got everything I need and
I got no stress in my way ♪
1922
01:25:42,689 --> 01:25:45,592
- ♪ No stress, no stress ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1923
01:25:45,914 --> 01:25:49,085
You thought about what to do
with your billion-dollar idea?
1924
01:25:49,250 --> 01:25:51,753
Permanent ice? It's
a horrible idea.
1925
01:25:51,778 --> 01:25:53,714
That's too bad. I figured
out how to make it.
1926
01:25:53,739 --> 01:25:55,674
- Say what?
- Yeah, check it out.
1927
01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:58,198
- [farts, sighs]
- Wow, check it.
1928
01:25:58,223 --> 01:26:00,882
Whoa! You did it.
1929
01:26:00,907 --> 01:26:02,773
- Yeah, we're geniuses!
- [laughs]
1930
01:26:02,798 --> 01:26:05,351
♪ We're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1931
01:26:05,376 --> 01:26:07,546
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1932
01:26:07,571 --> 01:26:09,249
♪ Remix! ♪
1933
01:26:09,274 --> 01:26:11,129
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1934
01:26:11,154 --> 01:26:13,101
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1935
01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:14,661
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1936
01:26:14,686 --> 01:26:16,574
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1937
01:26:16,599 --> 01:26:20,903
Permanent ice. This is
the greatest product ever.
1938
01:26:20,928 --> 01:26:23,765
I'll give you $5 million
for five percent.
1939
01:26:24,169 --> 01:26:27,838
What about 10 million
for zero percent?
1940
01:26:30,426 --> 01:26:32,428
- Deal.
- [all cheering]
1941
01:26:33,561 --> 01:26:34,929
Yes, yes, yes!
1942
01:26:37,524 --> 01:26:39,311
♪ I'm feelin' G-O-O-D ♪
1943
01:26:39,336 --> 01:26:41,257
♪ That means I'm
good if you know me ♪
1944
01:26:41,282 --> 01:26:44,447
♪ I got my family
And all of my dudes ♪
1945
01:26:44,472 --> 01:26:45,226
♪ I see you! ♪
1946
01:26:45,251 --> 01:26:46,718
♪ I'm not down in
the dumps now ♪
1947
01:26:46,743 --> 01:26:48,344
♪ I'll be shining
like the sun now ♪
1948
01:26:48,369 --> 01:26:51,992
- ♪ What a view ♪
- ♪ Whoa, feels good ♪
1949
01:26:52,017 --> 01:26:55,893
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ So smile with me ♪
1950
01:26:55,918 --> 01:26:59,421
♪ Come on, show those teeth ♪
1951
01:26:59,446 --> 01:27:03,718
♪ We don't need no beef ♪
1952
01:27:03,743 --> 01:27:07,007
♪ Unless it's a Good
Burger, unh, unh, come on! ♪
1953
01:27:07,032 --> 01:27:08,434
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1954
01:27:08,459 --> 01:27:10,627
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1955
01:27:10,652 --> 01:27:12,153
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1956
01:27:12,202 --> 01:27:14,257
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1957
01:27:14,282 --> 01:27:15,678
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1958
01:27:15,703 --> 01:27:18,005
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1959
01:27:18,030 --> 01:27:19,650
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1960
01:27:19,675 --> 01:27:21,941
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1961
01:27:21,966 --> 01:27:25,164
Hey, Cindy-sometimes-Mindy
and Mindy-sometimes-Cindy,
1962
01:27:25,189 --> 01:27:27,392
- what's up?
- [both] Hey, Ed!
1963
01:27:27,417 --> 01:27:29,218
Now that it's so
busy at Good Burger,
1964
01:27:29,243 --> 01:27:31,411
we could really use some
help in the kitchen.
1965
01:27:31,436 --> 01:27:32,946
So, we were thinking
1966
01:27:32,971 --> 01:27:35,974
maybe you could hire
our sister, Lindy.
1967
01:27:35,999 --> 01:27:37,501
Hi, I'm Lindy.
1968
01:27:37,526 --> 01:27:39,561
- What do you think?
- Oh, no.
1969
01:27:39,593 --> 01:27:40,898
No, no, no, no...
1970
01:27:41,330 --> 01:27:43,632
- ♪ We're all dudes ♪
- [Ed] Yeah, Good Burger 2!
1971
01:27:43,657 --> 01:27:46,260
Oh, oh, watch this.
1972
01:27:46,374 --> 01:27:48,275
♪ Oh, two ♪
1973
01:27:48,558 --> 01:27:50,559
♪ 'Cause we're all dudes ♪
1974
01:27:50,584 --> 01:27:52,060
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1975
01:27:52,085 --> 01:27:54,132
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1976
01:27:54,157 --> 01:27:55,759
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1977
01:27:55,784 --> 01:27:57,687
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1978
01:27:57,712 --> 01:27:59,293
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1979
01:27:59,318 --> 01:28:01,328
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1980
01:28:01,353 --> 01:28:02,912
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1981
01:28:02,937 --> 01:28:05,132
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1982
01:28:05,157 --> 01:28:06,407
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1983
01:28:06,432 --> 01:28:08,934
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1984
01:28:08,959 --> 01:28:11,562
Ah, the life of a
Good Burger employee.
1985
01:28:11,641 --> 01:28:15,101
Or boss. [laughs evilly]
1986
01:28:15,126 --> 01:28:17,262
Part three, we're
going to space!
1987
01:28:17,287 --> 01:28:18,554
[crew laughing]
1988
01:28:19,192 --> 01:28:20,626
[director] Cut.
1989
01:28:21,118 --> 01:28:22,773
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1990
01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:24,834
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1991
01:28:24,859 --> 01:28:26,193
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
1992
01:28:26,218 --> 01:28:28,420
♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪
1993
01:28:28,445 --> 01:28:29,579
♪ Jazzy ♪
1994
01:28:29,703 --> 01:28:30,871
[chuckles]
1995
01:28:31,119 --> 01:28:32,987
[dramatic theme plays]
1996
01:28:35,184 --> 01:28:38,087
♪ There's a burger place ♪
1997
01:28:38,187 --> 01:28:40,990
♪ On each and every street ♪
1998
01:28:41,015 --> 01:28:43,784
♪ But there's only
one that matters ♪
1999
01:28:43,858 --> 01:28:46,828
♪ When you need
something good to eat ♪
2000
01:28:46,943 --> 01:28:48,878
♪ Today's the day ♪
2001
01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:52,710
♪ When all dudes must unite ♪
2002
01:28:52,794 --> 01:28:55,445
♪ To come and do it together ♪
2003
01:28:55,481 --> 01:28:58,850
♪ For a cause that
is just right ♪
2004
01:28:58,875 --> 01:29:04,585
♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
2005
01:29:04,610 --> 01:29:09,811
♪ Give Good Burger Back ♪
2006
01:29:09,836 --> 01:29:15,813
♪ You gotta give
Good Burger back ♪
2007
01:29:15,838 --> 01:29:20,960
♪ Come on and give
Good Burger back ♪
2008
01:29:21,934 --> 01:29:24,851
♪ But those Mega jerks
screwed us over ♪
2009
01:29:24,876 --> 01:29:27,278
♪ Gave everyone the sack ♪
2010
01:29:27,303 --> 01:29:32,364
♪ Now you gotta give
Good Burger back ♪
2011
01:29:32,389 --> 01:29:34,195
♪ You gotta give it back now ♪
2012
01:29:34,220 --> 01:29:39,993
- ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
2013
01:29:40,018 --> 01:29:44,122
♪ You gotta give
Good Burger back ♪
2014
01:29:44,147 --> 01:29:45,815
♪ You gotta give it back now ♪
2015
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:50,179
- ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
- ♪ You took it away from us ♪
2016
01:29:50,204 --> 01:29:55,675
♪ No, now you gotta
give Good Burger back ♪
2017
01:29:55,700 --> 01:29:57,302
♪ You gotta give it back now ♪
2018
01:29:57,327 --> 01:30:02,068
♪ You took it away, you
took it away from us ♪
2019
01:30:02,093 --> 01:30:07,482
♪ No, now you gotta
give Good Burger back ♪
2020
01:30:07,507 --> 01:30:09,074
♪ You gotta give it back now ♪
2021
01:30:09,099 --> 01:30:14,872
♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
2022
01:30:14,897 --> 01:30:21,471
♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
2023
01:30:21,972 --> 01:30:25,780
♪ Thank you so much, ah ♪
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