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(grand orchestral fanfare
playing)
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("Presents for Christmas"
by Solomon Burke playing)
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♪ Oh, this is gonna be
a groove for me ♪
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♪ It's gonna be a little
something different ♪
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♪ But we gonna give it
to 'em anyway ♪
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♪ Are you ready?
Come on! Ha! ♪
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♪ We wanna give out a present
to everybody this Christmas ♪
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♪ All around the world ♪
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♪ For every man, woman,
boy and girl ♪
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♪ Are you ready right now? ♪
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♪ Come one, here we go ♪
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♪ Ah, I like it like that,
come on ♪
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♪ That's it,
all right, come on ♪
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♪ Oh-oh ♪
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♪ Christmas presents
around the world ♪
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♪ Something mighty sweet
to see ♪
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♪ If only if I just had ♪
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♪ A present for everyone ♪
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♪ Under one great big
Christmas tree ♪
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♪ Every boy that wants
a brand-new toy... ♪
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Jacket. Jacket. Jacket.
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-Okay, see you later.
-(door closes)
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♪ For every Johnny
that wants a car ♪
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♪ Every junior
that wants a mobile bike ♪
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♪ That rides
and rides and rides ♪
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♪ Now my little daughter ♪
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♪ She wants a doll that cries ♪
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♪ One that walks
and wipes its eyes ♪
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♪ And I see there's someone... ♪
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(phone ringing)
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RECEPTIONIST:
Flaxman's Auction House.
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How may I direct your call?
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♪ Just to lean her head
in their arms ♪
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(phone chimes)
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♪ What a Christmas present,
this Christmas ♪
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♪ Oh, what a gift you could be ♪
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♪ You know if I could
just give out ♪
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♪ Christmas presents
to everyone ♪
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♪ Under one great big
Christmas tree... ♪
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I mean, obviously, it's not the
usual way of doing the pricing,
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but I figured if we give people
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a high percentage
of the money we make,
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they'll be more likely
to give us more things
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in the future, so...
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In the end, everyone wins.
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Have you told Flaxman?
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Uh, no. No, I just want
to finish it first.
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♪ Christmas presents
around the world ♪
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♪ Something mighty sweet
to see ♪
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♪ Only if I just had
a present for everyone ♪
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♪ Under one great big
Christmas tree ♪
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(phone chimes)
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♪ Well, every boy that wants
a brand-new toy ♪
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♪ For every Johnny
that wants a car ♪
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♪ For every junior... ♪
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-Ah, Mr. Flaxman.
-Bernard.
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This is Henry Hackford
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of the Metropolitan Museum
of Art.
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Uh, it's an honor
to meet you, sir.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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I'd like you to take him
through your new catalog.
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The Museum are
potential purchasers
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of many of your treasures.
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Yes, right.
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Um, I'm just kind of late
for something. It's...
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Okay. Sure, sure.
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Oh, it'd be a pleasure, sir.
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Of course. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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(whispering): Why are you
carrying such an ugly bear?
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It's a particular focus
on cartography
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and the natural world.
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I'm really proud
of the breadth and...
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range of pieces
we've got in this sale.
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Thank you.
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Work ye, Bernard. Work ye.
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♪ ♪
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(squeaks)
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(keys jingle)
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Hello, Bernard.
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Um, I-I'm so sorry.
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I-- Let-let me just
explain everything.
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I already know what happened.
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It was,
"Of course, Mr. Flaxman,"
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and work, work, work.
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And you missed
your daughter's birthday.
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I mean-- (sighs)
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Uh, yes, t-that's
pretty much it.
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Really, I'm so sorry, I ju--
(sighs)
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Okay. Should I wake her up
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so you can give her
your present?
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Yeah, uh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, of course, um...
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Uh, just give me one second.
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I just, uh, I just need to
sort something.
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(chuckles)
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(breathing heavily)
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Oh. Hey.
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Hey. Hey, sweetheart.
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(cartoonish voice):
Happy birthday!
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(normal voice):
Huh? Okay. Yep.
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Um, well, I...
I got this for you.
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Groceries?
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No, no, uh, let me just
help you with that.
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It's a jewelry box,
golden jewelry box.
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Unbelievable, Bernie.
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I think it's stuck.
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Uh, oh, this is
your first antique.
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Isn't it pretty?
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Sweetie, why don't, um...
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you go to your room and pack
a bag for Grandma's, okay?
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Okay.
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(inhales sharply)
Oh, Bernie.
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What are we gonna do? I, um...
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I think I'm gonna take Eve
to my mom's like we planned,
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but, uh... I'm just gonna
need some time there.
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At least through
the holidays and...
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I-I think it's best
if you don't come.
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(chuckling):
What?
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Julie, no-- please,
y-you're kidding.
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Please be kidding.
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No, Bernie, I am so not kidding.
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This is the least funny
conversation of my life.
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It's been going on
for such a long time.
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It's like...
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It's like you've
forgotten who we are.
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And what a family means. And I--
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I'm really sorry about the box.
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What she really wanted for
her birthday was a dollhouse.
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Though I'm sure an hour of
her dad's undivided attention
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would've been just as good.
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Bernie, it is one thing
to drop the ball with me,
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but with Eve?
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(footsteps approaching)
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(Eve clears throat)
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JULIE:
I'll be back, okay?
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You missed my birthday.
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Oh, I'm--
I'm so sorry, sweetheart.
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Mom says you're
a selfish bastard.
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S-She was joking.
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Well, d-darling...
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♪ Bells will be ringing ♪
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♪ The glad, glad news ♪
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♪ Oh, what a Christmas ♪
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♪ To have the blues ♪
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♪ My baby's gone ♪
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-(knocking)
-♪ I have no friends ♪
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FLAXMAN:
Come in.
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♪ Please come home
for Christmas... ♪
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Bernard. Sit ye. Sit ye.
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♪ Once again. ♪
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Thank you for taking me
through the catalog last night.
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It was very eye-opening.
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Well, I'm glad
it was for you, sir.
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I have to say, it was
a complete disaster for me.
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Oh, dear.
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By the time
I got home yesterday,
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I'd missed
my daughter's birthday.
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And then, my wife,
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uh, she decided
that she was gonna...
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well, sort of move out
for a bit.
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That's terrible.
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I need to find a way right now
t-to make things right.
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What I'm trying to say
is I-I'm gonna need
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more than just the holidays off.
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I'm gonna need a few more weeks
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to fight for my marriage.
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Mm.
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Yes, of course you are.
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Oh.
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Really? Oh, thank you, sir.
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Will that be enough, though?
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I-I honestly don't know, sir.
I hope so.
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And what if we take it
one step further?
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What if we extend
this sabbatical
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to say, I don't know, 12 months?
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And after that,
another 12 months.
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And then another 12 months.
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Are you-- are you suggesting
I take three years off?
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Five years. Ten years!
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Let's go nuts!
(chuckles)
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All right. It sort of sounds
like you're firing me, sir.
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(laughing):
Yes, I suppose I am.
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You're a very evil person, sir.
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Or a very clever businessman.
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And you'll have years
to decide which. (laughs)
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♪ ♪
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(sighs)
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(door opens)
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(door closes)
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Bernie.
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Hey, Lenny.
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What do you think?
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They let me spruce
the place up a bit.
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Seasonal. Everyone's included.
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Yeah, it's very nice.
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How you doing, man?
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Very badly.
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I can tell by looking at you.
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It's making me sad.
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Okay, well, sorry
to be a downer.
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No, no, you want to talk? You
want me to get another chair?
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You want to-- I g--
I'm reading this great book.
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This might be helpful.
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It's a book
about parallel universes.
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You know about this?
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There might be another you
in another universe,
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having a great life right now.
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Maybe think about that.
That's uplifting.
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Is it not?
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Do you-- What are you doing
for Christmas?
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You want to come over?
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You can hang out with the cats.
It's fun.
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You watch them, they fight.
There's one that lives outside.
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Y-You're very kind, but...
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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(exhaling)
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(screaming)
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(soft whooshing)
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(indistinct murmuring)
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(Bernard grunts)
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(murmuring continues)
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(groans)
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Oh, my God!
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(Scottish accent):
You'd think I'd get used to it,
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but I never do.
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(grunts)
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Okay, no, no, no,
you stay back, just stay back.
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I-I don't want to hurt you,
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but I will hurt you
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if you-- if you don't
get out of here.
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No, no, no.
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H-Help!
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Oh, no. It's fine. What do
you want? What do you want?
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Seriously, you can
take everything.
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Oh, you're just
wailing and crying
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like a little baby goat.
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-(bleating)
-Uh, I don't know what you're--
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I-I don't-- I wish-- I wish
I understood what you're saying.
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(clears throat)
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(coughs)
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(coughing continues)
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(inhales sharply)
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(American accent):
Is this better?
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Is it-- Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay. Then let's get to it.
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Your wish is my command.
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(laughing):
Yeah, okay, yeah, no.
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(panting):
That's funny 'cause of the--
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I wish you'd stop
trying to kill me.
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Oh, this? No, this is--
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That's just force of habit.
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Who are you?
How'd you get into my house?
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Oh, wh--
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I was in the box.
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O-Okay, sure.
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Listen, uh, look,
I-I don't judge you,
259
00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:48,378
or whatever recreational
prescription drug
260
00:12:48,411 --> 00:12:50,144
of choice you've taken.
261
00:12:50,178 --> 00:12:52,977
Just don't touch that. I-I need
you to get out of my house.
262
00:12:53,011 --> 00:12:56,645
Okay? Seriously,
how did you get in?
263
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:59,945
Okay, I'm going
to talk slower for you.
264
00:12:59,978 --> 00:13:02,079
That box...
265
00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:04,846
that you were rubbing...
266
00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:07,313
I was in it.
267
00:13:07,346 --> 00:13:09,146
(chuckles) Okay, sure.
268
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:10,746
Sure, and how-- and how do you
269
00:13:10,779 --> 00:13:13,213
get inside a box
that's nine inches wide?
270
00:13:13,246 --> 00:13:16,181
Really good question.
It's a really simple answer.
271
00:13:16,214 --> 00:13:18,980
You know, classic setup.
272
00:13:20,181 --> 00:13:22,147
(chuckles)
273
00:13:22,181 --> 00:13:23,614
Angry sorcerer.
274
00:13:23,648 --> 00:13:25,082
(thunder rumbling)
275
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,282
(gasps)
276
00:13:28,315 --> 00:13:29,748
You know, crazy eyes.
277
00:13:29,781 --> 00:13:31,282
-(screaming)
-Pointed a finger at me.
278
00:13:31,315 --> 00:13:33,982
Puff of smoke. Spinning and
turning trough time and space.
279
00:13:34,016 --> 00:13:37,083
(screaming)
280
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,083
The next thing I know,
281
00:13:39,116 --> 00:13:41,316
I'm inside this stupid box.
282
00:13:41,349 --> 00:13:42,916
(laughing):
Okay, wow, wow.
283
00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:44,184
I know!
284
00:13:44,217 --> 00:13:45,716
Now, that's a strong move.
285
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,683
The "I'm a genie"
home invasion excuse, that's--
286
00:13:47,716 --> 00:13:49,150
It's not an excuse.
287
00:13:49,184 --> 00:13:50,384
I am a genie.
288
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:52,217
Right, yeah.
289
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,250
-Right, right, right.
-Mm-hmm.
290
00:13:53,284 --> 00:13:54,285
BERNARD:
Damn.
291
00:13:54,318 --> 00:13:55,984
I mean, the whole thing is--
292
00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:57,884
No, no, no, you-you...
293
00:13:57,918 --> 00:14:00,251
-Back off.
-Okay. All right.
294
00:14:00,285 --> 00:14:01,784
Let's just...
295
00:14:01,818 --> 00:14:05,252
You make wishes,
and then I make them come true.
296
00:14:05,286 --> 00:14:07,952
That's how
this whole thing works.
297
00:14:07,985 --> 00:14:10,219
Okay, so you're saying
you're an actual genie.
298
00:14:10,252 --> 00:14:13,219
-Correct. We're like ghosts.
-Sure.
299
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:16,686
Or-or dragons or unicorns.
300
00:14:16,719 --> 00:14:17,953
You know, it's like
you-you think we don't exist,
301
00:14:17,986 --> 00:14:19,786
and then you bump into one
and you're like,
302
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:21,387
"Oh, hey. Oh, look at that.
A genie, genie, genie.
303
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:22,619
Genies everywhere."
304
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,854
Okay, well, you better get
305
00:14:23,887 --> 00:14:25,954
your next alibi ready
pretty quick.
306
00:14:25,987 --> 00:14:28,054
Okay, how about this?
Um, I-I wish...
307
00:14:28,088 --> 00:14:29,088
Bring it.
308
00:14:29,121 --> 00:14:30,754
...that my phone wasn't dead.
309
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,254
A-And, oh, I know.
How about a camel?
310
00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:34,755
I wish I had my very own camel.
311
00:14:34,788 --> 00:14:36,255
Huh? That seems
reasonable, right?
312
00:14:36,289 --> 00:14:37,755
Sure thing, boss.
313
00:14:37,788 --> 00:14:40,255
It's whatever floats your boat.
314
00:14:40,289 --> 00:14:41,888
(phone chimes)
315
00:14:42,888 --> 00:14:44,689
Okay, uh...
316
00:14:44,722 --> 00:14:46,856
I mean, that's
a coincidence. The...
317
00:14:46,889 --> 00:14:48,090
Hmm.
318
00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:49,622
Is that a coincidence?
319
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,689
-(camel groans)
-(screams)
320
00:14:52,722 --> 00:14:54,790
-(screams)
-(laughs)
321
00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:57,324
Okay, I-I-I take back
the camel wish. I take it back.
322
00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:59,890
Everybody always takes
the camel wish back.
323
00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:01,957
(camel groans)
324
00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:03,024
Oh, my God.
325
00:15:03,057 --> 00:15:07,258
(chuckles) T-That is
interesting, though. The...
326
00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:09,724
♪ ♪
327
00:15:12,991 --> 00:15:15,393
I just don't want Eve
growing up with a dad
328
00:15:15,426 --> 00:15:17,226
who never seems
to put her first.
329
00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:19,226
I had to push back
at some point.
330
00:15:19,259 --> 00:15:21,393
-That's right.
-(sighs)
331
00:15:21,426 --> 00:15:23,993
God, the problem
with Bernard is...
332
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:26,893
And you know I still love him.
333
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,760
But the problem is that
he thinks everything
334
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:31,360
will just be okay in the end.
335
00:15:31,394 --> 00:15:32,960
Hmm.
336
00:15:34,061 --> 00:15:36,095
(scoffs)
337
00:15:36,128 --> 00:15:37,928
He is my guy,
338
00:15:37,961 --> 00:15:39,694
but...
339
00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:42,195
he just won't live
in the real world.
340
00:15:42,228 --> 00:15:44,229
(both laugh)
341
00:15:44,262 --> 00:15:45,962
Wow. This is so cool.
342
00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:47,895
Oh, my grandma always
used to say,
343
00:15:47,929 --> 00:15:49,362
"You don't get nothing
for free."
344
00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:50,962
I wish she could see me now.
(chuckles)
345
00:15:50,995 --> 00:15:52,829
Hello, Bernard.
346
00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:53,729
(gasps)
347
00:15:53,763 --> 00:15:57,097
Oh, look at you.
You're as thin as a rake.
348
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,330
Okay, on second thought,
no hard feelings, Grandma,
349
00:15:59,363 --> 00:16:00,830
I wish she couldn't.
350
00:16:00,863 --> 00:16:02,297
Got it.
351
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,364
I-I did not like that.
352
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,164
-(chuckles)
-Okay, so wait, am I...
353
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:09,064
Have I blown it already?
Am I already out of wishes?
354
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,098
No, keep at it.
355
00:16:11,131 --> 00:16:12,664
What about the whole
three wishes thing?
356
00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:14,365
(whispers):
Fairytale stuff.
357
00:16:14,399 --> 00:16:17,832
(normal voice):
Real genies, unlimited wishes.
358
00:16:17,865 --> 00:16:19,232
Wow, we have to be very careful,
don't we?
359
00:16:19,265 --> 00:16:21,798
Uh, you do.
If you want my advice,
360
00:16:21,832 --> 00:16:24,699
I would say
use the words "I wish"
361
00:16:24,732 --> 00:16:27,200
with the caution that you
would usually reserve
362
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:28,933
for "please castrate me."
363
00:16:28,966 --> 00:16:30,066
Just, you know.
364
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,166
(blows nose)
365
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,834
(sniffles) Oh.
366
00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,267
What?
367
00:16:37,301 --> 00:16:39,234
-Problem?
-What? N-No, no. Me? No problem.
368
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:40,834
No, blow away. (chuckles)
369
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,101
I-I just suppose a lot
of things have changed
370
00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:44,335
since you were last out.
371
00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:46,001
-Always do.
-Oh.
372
00:16:46,035 --> 00:16:47,701
It's different
every single time.
373
00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:49,168
Wow, so you've been
out of the box before?
374
00:16:49,202 --> 00:16:51,668
Oh, yeah. I mean, here
and there, yeah. But, I mean...
375
00:16:51,701 --> 00:16:53,702
I don't know,
from the looks of this place,
376
00:16:53,735 --> 00:16:57,002
I'm thinking, this time,
it's been a really long one.
377
00:16:57,036 --> 00:16:58,902
I mean, give or take
a day or two,
378
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,735
-if-if-if my dating on the box
is right... -Yeah. Okay.
379
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:04,104
I'd-I'd say about...
2,000 years.
380
00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:05,404
2,000 years?
381
00:17:05,437 --> 00:17:07,736
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Okay.
382
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:10,304
That's new information to me.
383
00:17:10,337 --> 00:17:12,337
-Is it?
-That's... Yeah.
384
00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:15,171
All right, well...
385
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:16,871
(sighs) Let's just get to work.
386
00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:20,305
Just hit me.
You know, tell me what you want.
387
00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:21,671
Is it girls?
388
00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:23,672
Gold? Golden girls?
389
00:17:23,705 --> 00:17:25,972
-Extra girls in gold, or what?
-Yeah, no, no,
390
00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:27,638
-come on. That's...
-Well, I mean,
391
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,939
you don't have to be
embarrassed.
392
00:17:28,972 --> 00:17:31,139
I know the score. You know?
I make you rich,
393
00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:32,939
you go live in a palace,
you get five wives,
394
00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:34,706
you start to get fat,
then you get mad at me,
395
00:17:34,739 --> 00:17:36,706
-and you put me back in the box.
-No, no.
396
00:17:36,739 --> 00:17:37,840
You've actually got me
all wrong.
397
00:17:37,873 --> 00:17:40,340
Uh, money can't help me. It's...
398
00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:42,739
Uh... (sighs)
399
00:17:42,773 --> 00:17:46,640
My wife and kid, they-they
just left for her mum's
400
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,108
and looks like it might be
the start of a whole...
401
00:17:49,141 --> 00:17:51,108
a "trial separation" period.
402
00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,807
What is-- What are we--
What is this?
403
00:17:52,841 --> 00:17:54,109
-What are we doing?
-Oh, no, nothing.
404
00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:56,109
And, uh, then my boss
went and fired me.
405
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,875
Wow, that is "tough."
406
00:17:57,908 --> 00:17:59,342
Yeah, that's not really
how it w-works.
407
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,775
Okay, well, I like it,
408
00:18:00,808 --> 00:18:02,342
and I've been in a box
for 2,000 years,
409
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,143
so I'm just gonna keep that one.
410
00:18:04,176 --> 00:18:06,143
-Sure, okay.
-So, about your
411
00:18:06,176 --> 00:18:08,843
sleazeball "boss," um,
412
00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:10,009
do you want me to kill him?
413
00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:12,709
I'm kind of a sword
and slice gal.
414
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:15,177
I just get in... (grunts)
get it done.
415
00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:16,344
Um...
416
00:18:16,377 --> 00:18:18,144
I will go with no.
417
00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:19,377
-Oh.
-I mean, thank you.
418
00:18:19,411 --> 00:18:21,743
Okay, that's too bad
'cause I'm...
419
00:18:21,777 --> 00:18:23,744
It's kind of like my specialty,
420
00:18:23,778 --> 00:18:25,811
-if you know what I mean.
-Sure.
421
00:18:25,845 --> 00:18:27,945
Okay. Hit me with it.
What do you want?
422
00:18:27,978 --> 00:18:30,945
My three big wishes
would be to-to get my child
423
00:18:30,978 --> 00:18:33,145
to love me again,
to get my wife to love me again,
424
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,079
and for us all to be happy.
425
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:37,745
Oh. Okay, uh,
426
00:18:37,779 --> 00:18:39,979
it doesn't work like that.
427
00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:43,246
Uh, wishes can't change
people's feelings,
428
00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:44,847
but, yeah, that's
429
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,746
just kind of one of
the big rules. It's like a no.
430
00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:51,713
Okay, um... Right.
431
00:18:51,746 --> 00:18:53,047
-We've-- That's a problem.
-Yeah.
432
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,415
Can I just ask, time travel,
can we do that?
433
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,281
'Cause that could solve
everything.
434
00:18:57,315 --> 00:18:59,348
Or is that not...
435
00:18:59,381 --> 00:19:01,348
That's a "no can do."
436
00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:03,148
No time travel. That's crucial.
437
00:19:03,181 --> 00:19:05,882
You would just destroy
the history of the world.
438
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:07,382
I don't know,
maybe we can figure out
439
00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:11,216
some kind of plan
that would "encourage
440
00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:14,050
your wife and child"
441
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:17,250
to start to feel differently
about you. Right?
442
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:19,850
Yeah, good. Good.
443
00:19:19,883 --> 00:19:21,283
-You're right.
-Yeah.
444
00:19:21,317 --> 00:19:23,150
-It's time for action.
-O-Oh, great.
445
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:24,851
-It's time for action.
-Oh.
446
00:19:24,884 --> 00:19:26,917
-I like this.
-I-I wi-- Oh, by the way,
447
00:19:26,951 --> 00:19:28,418
-my name's Bernard.
-Oh, Bernard.
448
00:19:28,451 --> 00:19:31,017
-Yeah, Bernard Bottle.
-Bernard. Oh, Bernard.
449
00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:33,418
Bernard. Bernard Bottle.
450
00:19:33,451 --> 00:19:35,718
Maybe you ever--
You ever just go by "Nardo"?
451
00:19:35,751 --> 00:19:36,985
Uh... uh, I don't
452
00:19:37,018 --> 00:19:39,352
-personally, no.
-No? Okay, think about it.
453
00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:41,852
Uh, Flora Gwendolen Locheed,
454
00:19:41,885 --> 00:19:43,719
uh, Firepit McAllister.
455
00:19:43,752 --> 00:19:46,220
-Oh, beautiful name.
-Yeah. Oh, well, thank you.
456
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,253
So nice to meet you.
457
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,752
It's so nice to meet you, too.
458
00:19:48,786 --> 00:19:50,686
-Yeah. Okay. (chuckles)
-Yes.
459
00:19:50,719 --> 00:19:52,153
-That's good. Thank you.
-Oh, is that good? Okay.
460
00:19:52,186 --> 00:19:54,154
-Oh, got it. And then it stops.
-Thank you. Uh, yeah.
461
00:19:54,187 --> 00:19:55,154
-That's it.
-Got it.
462
00:19:55,187 --> 00:19:57,820
But I-I wish... I wish
463
00:19:57,854 --> 00:20:00,354
we were at my
mother-in-law's house.
464
00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,221
I can do that.
465
00:20:03,221 --> 00:20:05,388
(grunts, groans)
466
00:20:05,422 --> 00:20:06,988
-(laughter inside)
-Okay. Yeah, that's--
467
00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:08,388
-It's a bit of a doozy.
-(sighs) Yeah.
468
00:20:08,422 --> 00:20:09,754
All right, take a...
(inhales deeply)
469
00:20:09,788 --> 00:20:10,821
-No, I'm good, I'm good.
-Okay, okay.
470
00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:11,855
-I'm good.
-All right.
471
00:20:11,888 --> 00:20:13,355
(whispers): Oh, there she is.
472
00:20:13,388 --> 00:20:14,956
(indistinct chatter)
473
00:20:14,989 --> 00:20:18,022
Okay, okay. What's the plan?
What're we gonna do?
474
00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:22,256
I-I don't know. I'm winging it.
Maybe this was a bad idea.
475
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,390
-May-Maybe.
-Was it?
476
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,823
It's better to have a plan
than not a plan.
477
00:20:26,857 --> 00:20:28,857
Okay, but you know what?
We're here now.
478
00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:31,090
So, let-let's
do something, okay?
479
00:20:31,124 --> 00:20:32,723
-Right?
-Okay.
480
00:20:32,756 --> 00:20:33,858
We're going back to,
you know, back in my day...
481
00:20:33,891 --> 00:20:35,191
-Right.
-...when a man or a woman
482
00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:36,924
was trying to woo,
you know, someone, suitor,
483
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:39,024
-whatever you want to call it...
-Sure.
484
00:20:40,191 --> 00:20:41,791
Mating dance.
You want to keep
485
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,859
-this counterclockwise...
-Okay.
486
00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:44,992
...and this clockwise.
487
00:20:45,025 --> 00:20:46,725
Don't ever
sync them up together.
488
00:20:46,758 --> 00:20:48,392
BERNARD:
I don't know if I-I can do that.
489
00:20:48,426 --> 00:20:49,825
Is that...?
490
00:20:49,859 --> 00:20:51,126
-Okay.
-Oh, God, no, she saw me.
491
00:20:51,159 --> 00:20:52,658
-She saw me.
-It's good.
492
00:20:52,692 --> 00:20:53,893
-You can talk to her.
-Ah. What am I gonna say?
493
00:20:53,926 --> 00:20:56,260
-Can't we just vanish?
-(door opens)
494
00:20:56,293 --> 00:20:57,726
Bernard?
495
00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,260
W-What are you doing here?
496
00:20:59,293 --> 00:21:01,093
Hi. Um...
497
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,894
I-- You know what?
I-I-I was just passing through,
498
00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:05,660
and I thought
I'd-I'd just check to see if
499
00:21:05,694 --> 00:21:07,294
-you got here okay. (chuckles)
-(door closes)
500
00:21:07,328 --> 00:21:10,027
Who-who is this?
501
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,261
-Flora.
-Um...
502
00:21:12,294 --> 00:21:13,828
This is F-Flora, yes.
503
00:21:13,862 --> 00:21:15,728
-She's-she's a-a friend...
-Yup.
504
00:21:15,761 --> 00:21:16,962
...from work.
505
00:21:16,995 --> 00:21:18,862
Yeah, it's nice
to meet you, ma'am.
506
00:21:18,895 --> 00:21:21,129
Um, you know, we-- Uh...
507
00:21:21,162 --> 00:21:22,862
I do work with Nardo.
508
00:21:22,895 --> 00:21:25,363
You know, we go to
the workplace together,
509
00:21:25,396 --> 00:21:27,396
and we-we do work things in our,
510
00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:28,996
in our work location.
511
00:21:29,029 --> 00:21:30,396
BERNARD:
You know what the funny thing--
512
00:21:30,430 --> 00:21:32,396
The reason why
you look so awesome is--
513
00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:35,131
You just went to a Renaissance
fair, didn't you?
514
00:21:35,164 --> 00:21:36,431
Didn't you?
515
00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:37,930
-Didn't I?
-Yeah.
516
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:38,997
Oh, yeah.
517
00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:42,864
Look, Bernard, I don't know...
what you're up to,
518
00:21:42,897 --> 00:21:45,831
but I-I think
you should go home.
519
00:21:45,865 --> 00:21:48,998
-Too much. Too weird. Get--
-Yeah.
520
00:21:49,031 --> 00:21:50,265
Go sleep it off.
521
00:21:50,298 --> 00:21:51,898
So nice meeting you.
522
00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:54,299
It's-- Uh,
I-I like your sweater.
523
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,866
(door closes)
524
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:59,765
I think that went well.
(clicks tongue)
525
00:22:00,899 --> 00:22:02,899
I wish we were back at my place.
526
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:09,434
FLORA:
Think, Nardo.
527
00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:11,434
What is the way
to get to a woman's heart?
528
00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:15,667
Uh, love, kindness,
consideration,
529
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:16,868
offering to do the washing up...
530
00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:18,301
Okay. A-All of that's lovely,
531
00:22:18,335 --> 00:22:20,734
but, also,
532
00:22:20,767 --> 00:22:24,336
a massive sack full of gifts
is really good, too.
533
00:22:24,369 --> 00:22:27,069
Okay. We can crack this.
534
00:22:27,102 --> 00:22:29,735
Uh, are there any markets
near here?
535
00:22:29,768 --> 00:22:31,869
Yeah. I mean, sure, a few.
536
00:22:31,902 --> 00:22:34,137
I mean, this town's
pretty famous for its shopping.
537
00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:35,669
Oh, we're in a town?
538
00:22:35,703 --> 00:22:37,403
Yeah, quite a big one. New York.
539
00:22:37,437 --> 00:22:39,669
Oh, a new town.
Well, la-di-da-di.
540
00:22:39,703 --> 00:22:41,170
But, um, for now,
why don't we get some food?
541
00:22:41,203 --> 00:22:42,936
You must be pretty hungry
542
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,737
after a couple of thousand years
in a small box.
543
00:22:44,770 --> 00:22:46,737
Uh, you can say that again.
544
00:22:46,770 --> 00:22:49,271
Well, uh, uh, I wish we had
545
00:22:49,304 --> 00:22:52,670
a large pizza
from John's on Bleecker,
546
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,705
extra pepperoni, extra cheese.
547
00:22:57,339 --> 00:22:59,005
Ooh!
548
00:22:59,038 --> 00:23:00,105
Hmm.
549
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,139
-BERNARD: Ta-da.
-FLORA: Huh.
550
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,839
Hmm.
551
00:23:03,873 --> 00:23:06,073
I mean, I-I don't want
to hurt your feelings, but, um,
552
00:23:06,106 --> 00:23:07,406
it just seems like things
553
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,173
maybe were a little bit better
back in my day.
554
00:23:09,206 --> 00:23:11,772
We would wolf down,
like, a whole fresh deer,
555
00:23:11,806 --> 00:23:13,440
or snatch a salmon
right out of the stream
556
00:23:13,473 --> 00:23:15,241
with our bare hands
and just, ah.
557
00:23:15,274 --> 00:23:16,874
You know, this is, what?
558
00:23:16,907 --> 00:23:18,007
Okay.
559
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,940
This is just a triangle
of red bread.
560
00:23:20,974 --> 00:23:22,707
Well, yeah, I-I mean,
I get what you're saying,
561
00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:23,941
but why don't you just
give it a try?
562
00:23:23,975 --> 00:23:26,041
-Really?
-Yeah, give it a go.
563
00:23:26,075 --> 00:23:27,242
(sniffs)
564
00:23:29,774 --> 00:23:31,808
-Mmm.
-Huh?
565
00:23:31,841 --> 00:23:34,276
-Wait a minute.
-Yeah?
566
00:23:34,309 --> 00:23:37,976
Wait an ever-loving minute!
567
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,409
This is heaven.
568
00:23:40,443 --> 00:23:42,742
See? Some new things
are pretty cool.
569
00:23:42,775 --> 00:23:44,676
Uh, uh, this.
570
00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:46,743
-This is gonna blow your mind.
-Okay. (chuckles)
571
00:23:46,776 --> 00:23:47,943
Whoa. Uh,
that's not what I meant.
572
00:23:47,977 --> 00:23:49,043
Eh, that's not
really what it's for.
573
00:23:49,077 --> 00:23:50,010
It's not as good.
574
00:23:50,043 --> 00:23:51,310
Really? Um, no.
575
00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:53,144
Just, uh, pick a song.
Hit something.
576
00:23:53,177 --> 00:23:55,278
That's not what I meant.
577
00:23:55,311 --> 00:23:56,411
Maybe a bit more gentle.
578
00:23:56,445 --> 00:23:58,445
Oh. What is it? Oh, "Spotifee."
579
00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,311
BERNARD: We call it Spotify.
Okay, just one.
580
00:24:00,345 --> 00:24:01,844
(whispers):
Gentle, gentle, gentle.
581
00:24:01,878 --> 00:24:02,878
-One line. Yeah.
-(normal voice): Oh, just one.
582
00:24:02,911 --> 00:24:04,945
("O mio babbino caro" playing)
583
00:24:10,246 --> 00:24:11,712
Something wrong?
584
00:24:11,745 --> 00:24:14,746
No, something
is incredibly right.
585
00:24:14,779 --> 00:24:17,913
My-my ears were made
to hear this music.
586
00:24:17,946 --> 00:24:21,180
I mean... my wh-- my whole soul
587
00:24:21,213 --> 00:24:22,746
is... (stammers) soaring.
588
00:24:22,779 --> 00:24:24,381
Like a, like a flock
of flamingos.
589
00:24:24,414 --> 00:24:27,747
This new music is incredible.
590
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:31,281
Yeah, actually, the music
isn't particularly new.
591
00:24:31,314 --> 00:24:32,348
It's actually pretty old.
592
00:24:32,381 --> 00:24:34,182
Why don't you try again?
593
00:24:35,815 --> 00:24:37,848
♪ Collipark, Bubba Sparxxx ♪
594
00:24:37,882 --> 00:24:39,048
♪ Booty, booty,
booty, booty... ♪
595
00:24:39,082 --> 00:24:40,182
(chuckles)
596
00:24:40,215 --> 00:24:41,382
♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty ♪
597
00:24:41,415 --> 00:24:43,082
♪ Rockin' everywhere ♪
598
00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:45,150
♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty,
rockin' everywhere... ♪
599
00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:47,716
(grunting) Hey, hey.
600
00:24:47,749 --> 00:24:51,016
Oh, yeah! This is even better.
601
00:24:51,049 --> 00:24:53,750
(laughs) Whoo!
602
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:55,217
♪ For 'bout a month or two ♪
603
00:24:55,251 --> 00:24:56,884
♪ Put a tan on it then see ♪
604
00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:59,284
♪ What it do, I found you,
Ms. New Booty... ♪
605
00:24:59,317 --> 00:25:00,950
Hey, can you,
can you not, please?
606
00:25:00,984 --> 00:25:01,917
Hmm, no?
607
00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:04,285
(grunting)
608
00:25:04,318 --> 00:25:05,818
♪ For 'bout a month or two ♪
609
00:25:05,851 --> 00:25:07,751
♪ Put a tan on it,
then see what it do ♪
610
00:25:07,784 --> 00:25:09,851
♪ Get it ripe, get it right,
hit it tight. ♪
611
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:12,152
God, he must be
so lonely already.
612
00:25:12,185 --> 00:25:13,785
Don't panic.
613
00:25:13,819 --> 00:25:16,086
Look, silence and solitude
will make him realize
614
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,052
what's really important
in this life.
615
00:25:18,086 --> 00:25:20,652
("March of the Crabs"
by Anvil playing)
616
00:25:25,254 --> 00:25:27,187
-Oh! Ah!
-Man, I don't think
617
00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:29,020
you get how good this music is.
618
00:25:29,053 --> 00:25:30,686
I mean, back in my day,
it was all, like,
619
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,686
bagpipes and
hollowed out gourds.
620
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,021
Yeah, sure, sure. Maybe we could
621
00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:35,421
continue this conversation
in the other room?
622
00:25:35,455 --> 00:25:37,854
-You got it, Nardo. Great chair.
-Great.
623
00:25:37,888 --> 00:25:41,787
Okay, sure. Do you want to
close... the door?
624
00:25:43,054 --> 00:25:44,822
(horns honking)
625
00:25:47,989 --> 00:25:50,456
I mean, wowzers!
626
00:25:50,489 --> 00:25:54,756
This place is big
and tall and-and busy.
627
00:25:54,789 --> 00:25:56,789
-Yeah, it certainly is.
-Whew.
628
00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:58,823
All right. Let's get to work.
629
00:25:58,856 --> 00:26:02,223
Yeah, um, just first,
I just wonder,
630
00:26:02,257 --> 00:26:04,757
maybe, should we, should we
do something about your clothes?
631
00:26:04,790 --> 00:26:06,158
-(bells jingle)
-What?
632
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,824
I mean, I can't get
more stylish than this.
633
00:26:08,857 --> 00:26:10,191
I just thought maybe
you might want to
634
00:26:10,224 --> 00:26:11,324
blend in a little better.
635
00:26:11,358 --> 00:26:13,291
Well, you got to do the thing.
636
00:26:13,324 --> 00:26:14,992
Oh, sorry. (chuckles) Uh, I...
637
00:26:15,025 --> 00:26:17,825
I wish you would
blend in a bit better.
638
00:26:17,858 --> 00:26:20,691
All right. Uh, let's see.
639
00:26:20,725 --> 00:26:22,025
(indistinct chatter)
640
00:26:22,058 --> 00:26:23,259
Who do I-- Ooh.
641
00:26:23,292 --> 00:26:24,893
Well, they're killing it.
642
00:26:24,926 --> 00:26:26,726
Uh...
643
00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:29,460
I mean, can you even see me?
644
00:26:29,493 --> 00:26:31,426
This is like, I'm blending.
645
00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:34,161
You know what?
I would, I would keep going.
646
00:26:34,194 --> 00:26:36,161
Uh, okay. All right.
647
00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:38,161
Uh, no, no, no. Oh. (gasps)
648
00:26:38,194 --> 00:26:40,261
She's perfection.
649
00:26:41,327 --> 00:26:43,060
I mean, this feels right. Right?
650
00:26:43,094 --> 00:26:44,028
Uh...
651
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:45,895
(stammers) You know,
652
00:26:45,928 --> 00:26:47,362
m-maybe third time's the charm?
653
00:26:47,395 --> 00:26:50,761
You're very picky, Nardo.
Very picky. Okay.
654
00:26:50,794 --> 00:26:52,295
Uh, let's see. Uh...
655
00:26:52,328 --> 00:26:55,463
How about eeny, meeny,
656
00:26:55,496 --> 00:26:57,896
miny, both.
657
00:26:58,862 --> 00:27:01,463
I mean, now we're talking.
Am I right?
658
00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:03,429
(sighs) Yeah, uh...
659
00:27:03,463 --> 00:27:05,297
Yeah, I guess that--
It sort of works.
660
00:27:05,330 --> 00:27:07,763
Sort of works? I look fantastic.
661
00:27:07,796 --> 00:27:10,930
Come on. We got to get back
on task. Let's shop.
662
00:27:13,931 --> 00:27:15,298
You know what?
We can start here.
663
00:27:15,331 --> 00:27:16,465
Okay.
664
00:27:16,498 --> 00:27:17,964
-Welcome to Bloomingdale's.
-Oh.
665
00:27:17,998 --> 00:27:19,265
-How you doing today?
-Good.
666
00:27:19,298 --> 00:27:20,465
Enjoy your shopping.
667
00:27:20,498 --> 00:27:22,331
I wish we had
an all-expenses-paid
668
00:27:22,365 --> 00:27:23,999
shopping spree.
669
00:27:24,032 --> 00:27:25,698
Oh. Okay.
670
00:27:25,732 --> 00:27:27,899
BERNARD:
Ooh. (chuckles)
671
00:27:27,932 --> 00:27:30,399
FLORA:
Oh, this is amazing.
672
00:27:30,432 --> 00:27:32,466
I've never seen
anything like it.
673
00:27:32,499 --> 00:27:34,766
Oh, wait, look.
674
00:27:34,799 --> 00:27:37,233
(gasps) What do you call it?
675
00:27:37,267 --> 00:27:40,066
-Oh, sanitizer.
-Sanitizer.
676
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:41,766
Mmm, it's zesty.
677
00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:44,201
-No, it's...
-Mmm.
678
00:27:45,434 --> 00:27:46,767
-No.
-Oh.
679
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,301
FLORA:
Nardo, look what I found.
680
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:52,168
Huh? I don't know what it is,
but it's really fun.
681
00:27:52,201 --> 00:27:55,302
I think Julie might love it.
Look, and...
682
00:27:55,335 --> 00:27:57,968
Okay. Sorry. She's new in town.
683
00:27:58,935 --> 00:28:01,768
What is this? That's so pretty.
684
00:28:01,801 --> 00:28:04,170
-It's beautiful.
-(whooshing)
685
00:28:04,203 --> 00:28:07,403
Your presence is my present.
686
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,003
(laughs) Get it?
687
00:28:09,036 --> 00:28:11,270
-You need to stop. (laughing)
-FLORA: Wait, wait.
688
00:28:11,303 --> 00:28:12,270
Oh. (laughs)
689
00:28:12,303 --> 00:28:14,703
It's hard to run in these.
690
00:28:14,737 --> 00:28:16,471
Pretty good haul, huh?
691
00:28:16,504 --> 00:28:18,304
-You think so?
-Yeah.
692
00:28:18,337 --> 00:28:21,171
I think Julie and Eve
are gonna be pretty excited.
693
00:28:21,204 --> 00:28:22,904
Well, I hope they are.
694
00:28:22,937 --> 00:28:25,771
-Oh, my God.
-What? What?
695
00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:27,938
I had just hoped that
by now that this
696
00:28:27,971 --> 00:28:30,172
kind of torture had stopped.
697
00:28:30,205 --> 00:28:31,905
This is a gym.
698
00:28:31,938 --> 00:28:33,805
They-they actually pay
to do these things.
699
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:36,106
(scoffs) Yeah. Okay, good one.
700
00:28:36,139 --> 00:28:38,406
I will avenge thee!
701
00:28:38,439 --> 00:28:40,739
Okay, you need
to stop that. Sorry.
702
00:28:40,772 --> 00:28:42,439
I will avenge thee!
703
00:28:42,473 --> 00:28:44,073
-Sorry.
-(sighs)
704
00:28:44,107 --> 00:28:46,307
SANTA: And what would you like
for Christmas this year?
705
00:28:46,340 --> 00:28:47,773
Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
706
00:28:47,806 --> 00:28:49,107
Why-why are all these people
standing in line
707
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:50,706
to see Mr. Beardie?
708
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:52,740
Ooh, is he like the king
or an emperor or something?
709
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,041
BERNARD:
Uh, no, it's actually,
710
00:28:54,074 --> 00:28:55,441
it's just
the whole Christmas thing.
711
00:28:55,475 --> 00:28:56,941
Basically,
the guy with the beard,
712
00:28:56,974 --> 00:28:58,841
he flies around with
a bunch of reindeer.
713
00:28:58,874 --> 00:29:00,807
-Okay.
-Uh, he goes down the chimney
714
00:29:00,841 --> 00:29:03,308
and puts these presents
in these huge stockings that
715
00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:04,842
kids hang along the fireplace.
716
00:29:04,875 --> 00:29:06,875
Kind of amazing
'cause you had a hard time
717
00:29:06,909 --> 00:29:09,842
believing in genies,
but, uh, okay.
718
00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:12,708
BOY: I want a car
and a rocket launcher.
719
00:29:12,742 --> 00:29:15,310
Here is your pencil. (chuckles)
720
00:29:15,343 --> 00:29:19,043
Christmas is also the time kids
learn all about disappointment.
721
00:29:19,076 --> 00:29:20,843
Yeah, m... Ugh.
722
00:29:20,876 --> 00:29:22,443
-Here you go, sir.
-Oh, thank you.
723
00:29:22,477 --> 00:29:24,044
Enjoy.
724
00:29:26,511 --> 00:29:28,178
Excuse me, Bernard.
725
00:29:28,211 --> 00:29:31,478
You, sir, are an artist.
726
00:29:31,511 --> 00:29:34,112
-Thank you.
-Wow.
727
00:29:34,145 --> 00:29:37,045
-(chuckles) Thanks. All right.
-Wow, wow, wow.
728
00:29:37,078 --> 00:29:40,778
Okay, so tell me about this
whole Christmas thing of yours.
729
00:29:40,811 --> 00:29:44,779
Oh. Uh, well, it-it's
become really commercial,
730
00:29:44,812 --> 00:29:46,913
but... originally,
it was meant to celebrate
731
00:29:46,946 --> 00:29:49,712
the birth of this guy. He was,
he was called Jesus Christ.
732
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:52,946
Wait, what? Jesus? Are you
talking about Mary's kid?
733
00:29:52,979 --> 00:29:54,247
Yeah.
734
00:29:54,281 --> 00:29:55,914
What? I knew him.
735
00:29:55,947 --> 00:29:57,914
What did he do to get so famous?
736
00:29:57,947 --> 00:30:00,114
You... (chuckles) Wow. Okay, uh,
737
00:30:00,147 --> 00:30:01,914
well, he turned out to be
the Son of God.
738
00:30:01,947 --> 00:30:04,915
(gasps) Oh, no,
I thought he was kidding.
739
00:30:04,948 --> 00:30:07,048
Wait, what?
You-you actually met him?
740
00:30:07,081 --> 00:30:09,714
Yeah. Oh, my-- yeah, last time
I was out of the box.
741
00:30:09,748 --> 00:30:12,081
This is amazing, like...
742
00:30:12,115 --> 00:30:13,715
What? I mean,
743
00:30:13,749 --> 00:30:15,483
okay, what was,
what was he like?
744
00:30:15,516 --> 00:30:17,149
What was Jesus like?
745
00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:19,416
You know, he's Jesus.
He's just kind of like, "Hey."
746
00:30:19,449 --> 00:30:22,349
But financially under-ambitious,
747
00:30:22,383 --> 00:30:24,816
to tell you the truth.
I mean, I did say to him once,
748
00:30:24,850 --> 00:30:26,783
I'm like, "With your talents,
749
00:30:26,816 --> 00:30:29,184
"I mean water,
kaboom, into wine,
750
00:30:29,217 --> 00:30:31,783
conjuring fish out of thin air."
751
00:30:31,816 --> 00:30:33,918
I said, "Big J, we should open
a restaurant together."
752
00:30:33,951 --> 00:30:35,451
You know, we could call it,
like, "Something Fishy"
753
00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:37,084
or "Oh, My Cod."
754
00:30:37,118 --> 00:30:39,318
Goody Two-shoes didn't want
anything to do with that.
755
00:30:39,351 --> 00:30:42,084
Hey, well, I mean, to Big J.
756
00:30:42,118 --> 00:30:43,451
-To Big J.
-Hmm.
757
00:30:43,485 --> 00:30:45,186
Okay, how about this,
how about this, um...
758
00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:49,352
Oh, I wish we could go back
to Santa's Grotto.
759
00:30:49,386 --> 00:30:51,219
You got it.
760
00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:57,786
Hello. Merry Christmas.
761
00:30:57,819 --> 00:31:00,086
BERNARD:
Okay, so, um, I wish that
762
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,953
all these kids got
everything they wanted.
763
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,921
Ooh, he thinks
he's gonna get a pencil.
764
00:31:04,954 --> 00:31:06,787
He is so not just gonna
get a pencil.
765
00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:10,054
♪ Oh, yeah,
candles burnin' low ♪
766
00:31:10,087 --> 00:31:13,188
-♪ Lots of mistletoe ♪
-(laughs) There you go.
767
00:31:13,221 --> 00:31:16,155
-SANTA: Merry Christmas!
-♪ Choirs singin' carols ♪
768
00:31:16,189 --> 00:31:18,788
-♪ Right outside my door ♪
-(Bernard laughing)
769
00:31:18,821 --> 00:31:21,821
♪ All these things and more... ♪
770
00:31:21,855 --> 00:31:24,956
Whoo! Ride him! There you go.
771
00:31:24,989 --> 00:31:28,056
Her parents are
around somewhere, right?
772
00:31:28,856 --> 00:31:31,822
Uh, what is all of this?
773
00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:34,191
Uh, it's how
all these different companies
774
00:31:34,224 --> 00:31:36,224
get you to buy their thing.
775
00:31:37,823 --> 00:31:41,090
Well, how about we do
something about that, Nardo?
776
00:31:41,124 --> 00:31:42,257
Get wishing.
777
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:45,325
♪ I see your smilin' face ♪
778
00:31:45,358 --> 00:31:47,891
♪ Like I've never seen before ♪
779
00:31:47,925 --> 00:31:51,724
♪ Even though I love you madly ♪
780
00:31:51,758 --> 00:31:53,859
♪ It seems I love you more ♪
781
00:31:53,892 --> 00:31:55,926
♪ All these things and more... ♪
782
00:31:55,959 --> 00:31:57,859
Hey, should we change
that sign, too?
783
00:31:57,892 --> 00:31:59,792
Uh, no, that's actually,
um, a cinema.
784
00:31:59,825 --> 00:32:02,459
-Wait, do you want
to see a movie? -Yes.
785
00:32:02,493 --> 00:32:04,060
I have no idea
what a movie is, but, uh,
786
00:32:04,093 --> 00:32:06,494
I would really like
to see one, I think.
787
00:32:06,527 --> 00:32:09,294
-(dramatic music playing)
-(panting)
788
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,060
Ooh, he's fast.
789
00:32:13,093 --> 00:32:15,694
-Yeah.
-He's very, very fast.
790
00:32:17,495 --> 00:32:19,195
Don't do the jump.
Don't do the jumping!
791
00:32:19,228 --> 00:32:21,994
No, no, no.
This mission is impossible!
792
00:32:22,028 --> 00:32:24,929
-It's in the title!
-(moviegoer shushing)
793
00:32:28,362 --> 00:32:30,062
What is the name
of that hero guy?
794
00:32:30,095 --> 00:32:32,462
-Oh, uh, Tom Cruise.
-Tom Cruise.
795
00:32:32,496 --> 00:32:34,463
-Yeah.
-I mean, he's huge.
796
00:32:34,497 --> 00:32:36,796
He's the biggest human being
I've ever seen.
797
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,896
Where-where do giants
like Tom Cruise live?
798
00:32:38,930 --> 00:32:41,263
-Uh, in Los Angeles mainly.
-Los Angeles mainly.
799
00:32:41,297 --> 00:32:43,931
I mean, I'm never going there,
because I think
800
00:32:43,964 --> 00:32:45,864
he would take that enormous foot
801
00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,864
and just crunch me with it.
802
00:32:47,897 --> 00:32:50,164
Or, I don't know,
maybe I should go because
803
00:32:50,198 --> 00:32:53,231
what if he uses those enormous
juicy lips to kiss me?
804
00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:55,465
I really wouldn't worry
about it. I mean, Tom,
805
00:32:55,499 --> 00:32:56,998
Tom Cruise is definitely
just normal size.
806
00:32:57,032 --> 00:32:59,765
Like, in fact,
everything's normal sized.
807
00:32:59,798 --> 00:33:01,765
It's just the movies
that make them look big.
808
00:33:01,798 --> 00:33:04,500
-Ah.
-(door opens)
809
00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:06,200
That's fine.
810
00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:08,133
Ho, ho. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hi.
811
00:33:08,166 --> 00:33:10,433
Hi. I don't think
we've been introduced.
812
00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:12,832
-I'm Lenny.
-Oh.
813
00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:14,201
-Oh, yeah, this is, um--
-Flora.
814
00:33:14,234 --> 00:33:17,201
Pleasure, really.
I mean, I-I love this.
815
00:33:17,234 --> 00:33:19,733
It's, uh...
I love a man in a uniform.
816
00:33:19,767 --> 00:33:21,733
Thank you.
817
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:22,867
-Uh, she's my...
-FLORA: I-I got it.
818
00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:24,734
An old friend. You know,
819
00:33:24,768 --> 00:33:26,202
just in from out of town.
820
00:33:26,235 --> 00:33:28,068
Spending a few days just to help
821
00:33:28,101 --> 00:33:30,768
this one get out of the pickle
he got himself into with Julie.
822
00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:32,801
Good, I'm glad
someone's doing that,
823
00:33:32,834 --> 00:33:34,835
and I think it's working.
I haven't seen him glowing
824
00:33:34,869 --> 00:33:36,802
like this in a, in a bit.
825
00:33:36,835 --> 00:33:38,835
-Well... -You know, I try
my best, but I don't think,
826
00:33:38,869 --> 00:33:40,802
uh, I don't-- I rarely glow.
827
00:33:40,835 --> 00:33:43,002
-I think I-- I'm a little
rough, little rough. -Oh.
828
00:33:43,036 --> 00:33:45,270
I mean, I-I like things
rough around the edges.
829
00:33:45,304 --> 00:33:46,903
(chuckles)
830
00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:48,437
-Do you?
-If you know what I mean?
831
00:33:48,470 --> 00:33:49,937
-You old green eyes--
-Mm-hmm.
832
00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:51,404
-Oh, hazel.
-Hazel is right.
833
00:33:51,437 --> 00:33:53,037
And you get what I'm saying?
834
00:33:53,070 --> 00:33:54,871
Yeah, I think everyone gets
what you're saying, so...
835
00:33:54,904 --> 00:33:57,371
-(chuckles)
-What's that?
836
00:33:57,405 --> 00:33:59,205
Uh, uh, yeah.
837
00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:01,071
(whispering): I think he
has to go to the bathroom.
838
00:34:01,104 --> 00:34:03,004
-Uh... -LENNY: You have a key.
Don't you have a key?
839
00:34:03,038 --> 00:34:04,472
-I don't need to go. -FLORA: Do
you have to go to the bathroom?
840
00:34:04,506 --> 00:34:06,005
Yeah, I do have--
Good seeing you, Lenny. Bye.
841
00:34:06,039 --> 00:34:07,805
Okay, Bernie. Flora?
Di-- Do-- Have we met?
842
00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:09,339
Like, back in the day?
Did we...?
843
00:34:09,372 --> 00:34:11,905
It would've been
way back in the day.
844
00:34:11,939 --> 00:34:14,507
-Way, way back.
-Key West. Key West?
845
00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:16,307
FLORA:
Maybe.
846
00:34:20,307 --> 00:34:22,173
We should go.
847
00:34:22,207 --> 00:34:24,174
I'm almost ready.
848
00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:26,241
BERNARD:
Okay.
849
00:34:29,074 --> 00:34:31,274
-Ooh. That's nice.
-(toilet flushes)
850
00:34:32,541 --> 00:34:34,442
Refreshing.
851
00:34:34,475 --> 00:34:36,841
(exhales)
852
00:34:37,841 --> 00:34:40,042
Let's do this.
853
00:34:40,075 --> 00:34:42,008
(chuckles)
How'd you want to get there?
854
00:34:42,042 --> 00:34:44,376
-Do you want one
of those car things? -Yeah.
855
00:34:44,410 --> 00:34:45,776
Okay, what kind?
856
00:34:45,809 --> 00:34:48,009
Just something subtle,
857
00:34:48,043 --> 00:34:49,809
sensible.
858
00:34:49,842 --> 00:34:52,009
(engine revving)
859
00:34:55,110 --> 00:34:57,110
Do you think we've got
enough presents?
860
00:34:57,144 --> 00:34:59,444
I-I think we would have had
to have gotten
861
00:34:59,477 --> 00:35:01,077
a second car to get any more.
862
00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:02,777
Right, right?
What about this little guy?
863
00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:04,811
All right, let's see what
this thing can do.
864
00:35:04,844 --> 00:35:06,212
Okay. Okay, you ready?
865
00:35:06,245 --> 00:35:08,512
FLORA: All right, let's get
Julie and Eve back!
866
00:35:08,545 --> 00:35:11,111
♪ Don't mess around
with those silly toys... ♪
867
00:35:11,145 --> 00:35:13,045
(whispers): Are you sure
I'm invisible?
868
00:35:13,078 --> 00:35:16,079
Yes, I'm sure. Can-can you
stop switching sides, please?
869
00:35:16,112 --> 00:35:17,513
(indistinct chatter)
870
00:35:17,546 --> 00:35:19,879
FLORA:
Oh, she's cute.
871
00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:22,079
She's definitely cute.
872
00:35:22,112 --> 00:35:23,746
(squeals)
873
00:35:23,780 --> 00:35:25,514
JULIE:
How was the story today?
874
00:35:25,547 --> 00:35:27,214
-It was good.
-Good?
875
00:35:27,247 --> 00:35:29,080
Wait, Dad?
876
00:35:29,113 --> 00:35:31,947
-Hey, how are you?
-(grunts) Good.
877
00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:34,781
-Hey.
-Hey. (sighs)
878
00:35:34,814 --> 00:35:36,114
How are you do--? Oh.
879
00:35:36,148 --> 00:35:37,747
I'm so sorry about
the other night, you know?
880
00:35:37,781 --> 00:35:39,481
Yeah, very weird.
881
00:35:39,515 --> 00:35:41,081
What's up?
882
00:35:41,114 --> 00:35:43,014
Uh, I-I've just...
883
00:35:43,048 --> 00:35:46,082
I've been wanting you
to know that I-I-I can be there.
884
00:35:46,115 --> 00:35:48,815
You know, even when I'm not
meant to be there, so that,
885
00:35:48,848 --> 00:35:50,349
you know, when I am meant
to be there, you know,
886
00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:52,249
I'll definitely be-- be there.
887
00:35:53,983 --> 00:35:56,083
I know this can't be easy.
888
00:35:56,116 --> 00:35:58,483
It's not easy for either of us.
889
00:35:58,517 --> 00:36:00,450
Um...
890
00:36:00,483 --> 00:36:02,350
Dad, do you want
to get ice cream?
891
00:36:02,383 --> 00:36:05,218
Do I...?
892
00:36:05,251 --> 00:36:08,218
-Um...
-Yeah.
893
00:36:08,251 --> 00:36:10,351
Yeah, yeah, why not?
894
00:36:10,384 --> 00:36:13,084
I wish the place had cherry.
That's my favorite flavor.
895
00:36:13,117 --> 00:36:15,485
The-- You know what? I wis--
(coughs) I wish that, too.
896
00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:18,952
-Uh, should we go? Yeah?
-Yeah. Yeah.
897
00:36:21,152 --> 00:36:23,219
Hey, you don't happen
to have cherry, do you?
898
00:36:23,252 --> 00:36:25,986
Yeah, actually, it just came in.
899
00:36:29,286 --> 00:36:31,486
Well, look, it's so good to see
the two of you. (chuckles)
900
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,119
Oh, and don't let me forget--
before I go,
901
00:36:33,153 --> 00:36:34,920
I've got-- I-I've got
one or two things in the car
902
00:36:34,954 --> 00:36:37,087
that I'd really love
to give you.
903
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,487
JOHNNY:
Hey.
904
00:36:38,521 --> 00:36:40,421
-Sorry, we're late, guys.
-Oh. (chuckles)
905
00:36:40,454 --> 00:36:43,120
Oh. Uh, Bernie,
uh, you remember Johnny?
906
00:36:43,154 --> 00:36:45,488
We grew up together.
This is his daughter Emma.
907
00:36:45,522 --> 00:36:47,288
Uh, they live next to my mom.
I'm sorry.
908
00:36:47,322 --> 00:36:48,854
I should've mentioned that
they were coming to meet us.
909
00:36:48,888 --> 00:36:49,988
No, no, it's good.
910
00:36:50,021 --> 00:36:51,955
-Yeah.
-Nice to finally meet ya.
911
00:36:51,988 --> 00:36:52,888
Yeah.
912
00:36:52,921 --> 00:36:54,922
It's been so lucky
having them next door.
913
00:36:54,956 --> 00:36:57,356
I mean, as you can see,
the girls are two peas in a pod.
914
00:36:57,389 --> 00:36:58,389
-(chuckles)
-Great.
915
00:36:58,423 --> 00:37:00,189
Great.
(inhales)
916
00:37:00,223 --> 00:37:01,722
That's great.
917
00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:05,023
Who's ready to go see a movie?
918
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:06,524
-We are! We are! We are!
-(laughs)
919
00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:07,957
Okay, well,
we should probably go
920
00:37:07,990 --> 00:37:09,290
-if we're gonna make it.
-JOHNNY: Yeah.
921
00:37:09,324 --> 00:37:11,424
Can we do the stuff in the car
another time?
922
00:37:11,457 --> 00:37:13,357
Sure.
923
00:37:13,390 --> 00:37:15,358
Yeah, sure. Sure, that's... fab.
924
00:37:15,391 --> 00:37:17,291
Okay.
925
00:37:18,525 --> 00:37:20,091
Okay.
926
00:37:20,124 --> 00:37:21,425
-Bye, Dad.
-Yeah.
927
00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:23,058
I'll see you later, darling.
928
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:26,326
-Have a good time, yeah?
-Yeah. (chuckles)
929
00:37:26,359 --> 00:37:27,492
(Emma and Eve chattering)
930
00:37:27,526 --> 00:37:29,359
What if I bring Eve by
on Saturday?
931
00:37:29,392 --> 00:37:30,758
For a night with you.
932
00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:31,959
I mean, uh...
933
00:37:31,992 --> 00:37:33,459
-Yeah, I would love that.
-Yeah?
934
00:37:33,492 --> 00:37:34,826
Absolutely. Yeah. That's a...
935
00:37:34,859 --> 00:37:35,993
-great plan.
-All right.
936
00:37:36,026 --> 00:37:37,193
Let's do it.
937
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,859
-Bye, Bernie.
It was a pleasure, man. -Yeah.
938
00:37:39,893 --> 00:37:41,126
-Real pleasure.
-Yeah. Nice to...
939
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,427
nice to meet you...
940
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:43,961
(inhales)
Johnny.
941
00:37:44,561 --> 00:37:45,961
Uh, hold up for me, guys.
942
00:37:45,994 --> 00:37:47,827
-(screams)
-(gasping)
943
00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:49,760
-EMMA: Dad, are you okay?
-JOHNNY: (groans) Yeah!
944
00:37:49,794 --> 00:37:51,827
-Are you okay?
-Yeah. Yeah.
945
00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:53,361
-Whew, I'm good.
-Okay.
946
00:37:53,394 --> 00:37:55,262
-(whooshing)
-(Flora chuckles)
947
00:37:55,295 --> 00:37:58,229
-(laughing)
-JOHNNY: No, I'm good. I'm good.
948
00:37:58,262 --> 00:38:00,895
Ah, it gets me every time.
949
00:38:00,928 --> 00:38:02,162
I can't believe it.
950
00:38:02,195 --> 00:38:04,829
How did I end up
fifth-wheeling my own family?
951
00:38:04,862 --> 00:38:06,263
This is a disaster.
952
00:38:06,296 --> 00:38:09,096
Here's a question-- and
there's no wrong answer-- but...
953
00:38:09,129 --> 00:38:12,896
would you maybe feel better
if you would wish,
954
00:38:12,929 --> 00:38:15,064
you know, for Johnny to kinda...
(mimics choking)
955
00:38:15,097 --> 00:38:16,130
So easy to do it.
956
00:38:16,164 --> 00:38:19,797
It's actually easier to do it
than not to do it.
957
00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:22,897
♪ Without that girl of mine,
oh! ♪
958
00:38:22,930 --> 00:38:26,498
♪ Christmas
just ain't Christmas ♪
959
00:38:26,532 --> 00:38:28,764
♪ Without the one you love ♪
960
00:38:28,798 --> 00:38:29,764
Hello, gorgeous.
961
00:38:29,798 --> 00:38:31,365
Hello, handsome.
962
00:38:31,398 --> 00:38:32,365
Do you think you and I could...
963
00:38:32,398 --> 00:38:33,465
Yep.
964
00:38:33,498 --> 00:38:35,299
Yeah?
965
00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,832
Hi, Bernie.
966
00:38:40,399 --> 00:38:41,966
(Flora sighs deeply)
967
00:38:41,999 --> 00:38:43,366
So, Lenny's interesting.
968
00:38:43,399 --> 00:38:46,534
I mean, that's a face
that has seen some fun, right?
969
00:38:46,567 --> 00:38:48,500
Yeah. Well,
he's definitely single,
970
00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:50,367
I can tell you that much.
971
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,833
I hope you like cats, 'cause
he's got a fair few of them.
972
00:38:52,866 --> 00:38:54,834
Oh, I love cats.
They're delicious.
973
00:38:54,867 --> 00:38:56,268
(chuckles softly)
974
00:38:56,301 --> 00:39:00,235
(groans) This Julie and Eve
thing's not gonna be easy.
975
00:39:01,201 --> 00:39:03,235
Stop right there, buster.
976
00:39:03,268 --> 00:39:07,536
Okay, Rome was not,
as you know, built in a day.
977
00:39:07,569 --> 00:39:08,868
It took 12.
978
00:39:08,902 --> 00:39:11,502
We have all night
979
00:39:11,536 --> 00:39:14,136
to just sit
and come up with a plan,
980
00:39:14,170 --> 00:39:15,403
what's our next move.
981
00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:17,136
We've got this.
982
00:39:17,170 --> 00:39:18,836
(doorbell rings)
983
00:39:18,869 --> 00:39:20,237
Are you expecting someone?
984
00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:22,170
No, no.
985
00:39:22,203 --> 00:39:23,370
(exhales)
986
00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:25,137
-(chuckles): Hey! My boy!
-(laughing)
987
00:39:26,538 --> 00:39:27,870
Hi!
988
00:39:27,904 --> 00:39:29,104
-Everyone. -(clattering)
-Hey, Julie!
989
00:39:29,137 --> 00:39:30,404
(gasps)
990
00:39:30,438 --> 00:39:32,438
Ooh, is that my baby, Eve?
991
00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:33,905
Come give Grandma kisses!
992
00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:36,771
I-I wish y-you could meet...
the caterer
993
00:39:36,805 --> 00:39:37,972
-I got in for the evening.
-Oh.
994
00:39:38,005 --> 00:39:40,305
And you can. Hi, I'm Flora.
995
00:39:40,339 --> 00:39:41,505
-Hi.
-No, please don't.
996
00:39:41,539 --> 00:39:43,305
-Hi. -Yeah. (sniffs)
-Oh. Sorry.
997
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:44,973
-Come in. Do come in.
-What?
998
00:39:45,006 --> 00:39:47,106
-(Bernard's father laughs)
-Good to see you. -Okay.
999
00:39:47,139 --> 00:39:47,973
Hi, Mum.
1000
00:39:48,006 --> 00:39:49,373
The caterer?
(mutters)
1001
00:39:49,406 --> 00:39:51,506
-You have a caterer?
-Well, I just thought I'd...
1002
00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:54,241
-Starving, so this works out.
-Hey.
1003
00:39:54,274 --> 00:39:55,974
(laughter in distance)
1004
00:39:56,007 --> 00:39:58,974
How did you forget that your
entire family was coming over?
1005
00:39:59,007 --> 00:40:00,907
Yeah, I mean, there's-there's
been a lot of distractions
1006
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,807
-in the last couple days.
-That's fair.
1007
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,141
Okay, what do you need me to do?
1008
00:40:04,175 --> 00:40:06,275
Uh, okay, I wish
there was a complete meal
1009
00:40:06,308 --> 00:40:09,774
with all the trimmings
right here in this kitchen.
1010
00:40:12,442 --> 00:40:14,243
-That's pretty good!
-Yeah? Okay.
1011
00:40:14,276 --> 00:40:15,376
This is gonna be so fun.
1012
00:40:15,409 --> 00:40:17,309
I bet your family's great.
1013
00:40:17,343 --> 00:40:20,109
And then Paul looks directly
at me and says,
1014
00:40:20,142 --> 00:40:22,476
"David,
I actually am an accountant."
1015
00:40:22,509 --> 00:40:23,977
(laughs)
1016
00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:25,310
Imagine, we had quite a laugh
about that.
1017
00:40:25,344 --> 00:40:27,177
(laughing)
1018
00:40:27,210 --> 00:40:28,210
Why?
1019
00:40:28,244 --> 00:40:29,843
(Flora chuckles)
1020
00:40:29,876 --> 00:40:31,977
BERNARD'S MOTHER:
I'm still a little confused.
1021
00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:34,178
Where are Eve and Julie?
1022
00:40:34,211 --> 00:40:36,278
-DIANA: Great question.
-Yeah. (chuckles) Right. Um...
1023
00:40:36,311 --> 00:40:38,511
We're-we're actually on a...
(inhales deeply)
1024
00:40:38,545 --> 00:40:40,178
bit of a break at the moment.
1025
00:40:40,211 --> 00:40:42,144
-(whistles) -A break. What-what
does that mean, a break?
1026
00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:43,979
-Well, l-let me explain.
-BERNARD'S MOTHER: Bernie,
1027
00:40:44,012 --> 00:40:46,246
-you've got to work
on a marriage. -I know.
1028
00:40:46,279 --> 00:40:47,412
Yeah, you can say that again.
1029
00:40:47,446 --> 00:40:48,912
Excuse me.
1030
00:40:48,945 --> 00:40:50,379
See? See, this is why
I never took the plunge.
1031
00:40:50,412 --> 00:40:52,845
You know? Some stallions,
they just need to roam free.
1032
00:40:52,878 --> 00:40:55,480
MARVIN: Bernard, hey, look, man,
if you ever want to talk,
1033
00:40:55,513 --> 00:40:56,879
mano y mano,
1034
00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:58,247
I'm here for you, bud.
1035
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,980
DIANA: Yeah, you're not using
that correctly.
1036
00:41:00,013 --> 00:41:01,380
MARVIN:
Actually, I'm pretty sure I am.
1037
00:41:01,413 --> 00:41:02,980
'Cause it's man friend
to man friend.
1038
00:41:03,013 --> 00:41:04,381
Who's ready for dead bird?
1039
00:41:04,414 --> 00:41:06,214
Huh?
1040
00:41:07,414 --> 00:41:08,780
That is a strange bunch.
1041
00:41:08,814 --> 00:41:10,448
I mean, you're telling me?
1042
00:41:10,481 --> 00:41:11,981
(chatter in distance)
1043
00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:13,381
I-I j-- I just wish
I could find a way
1044
00:41:13,414 --> 00:41:14,915
to make them happy, you know?
1045
00:41:16,082 --> 00:41:17,282
Wait a minute.
1046
00:41:18,282 --> 00:41:21,082
Okay. I have a fantastic plan.
1047
00:41:21,115 --> 00:41:22,781
Risky...
1048
00:41:22,815 --> 00:41:24,882
but I think fantastic.
1049
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,250
All right, guys,
just l-listen up.
1050
00:41:26,283 --> 00:41:27,983
I've-I've got something
I'd-I'd love to tell you.
1051
00:41:28,016 --> 00:41:29,116
It's about me and Flora.
1052
00:41:29,149 --> 00:41:29,882
Mm. See? Told you.
1053
00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:31,216
He's already got
a new girlfriend.
1054
00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:32,250
No, it's-- it is--
1055
00:41:32,283 --> 00:41:33,216
it's nothing to do with that.
1056
00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:34,384
It's-it's-it's...
1057
00:41:34,417 --> 00:41:36,351
Uh, um...
1058
00:41:36,384 --> 00:41:37,384
How do I say this?
1059
00:41:37,417 --> 00:41:38,451
Um, Flora, she's a genie.
1060
00:41:38,484 --> 00:41:40,817
-(chuckling)
-A what?
1061
00:41:40,850 --> 00:41:42,251
-BERNARD: Don't laugh.
-(laughing) -What?
1062
00:41:42,284 --> 00:41:43,551
-What? What? -BERNARD:
She can make wishes come true.
1063
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:45,151
-Yeah.
-As you all know,
1064
00:41:45,185 --> 00:41:46,985
it's only three wishes.
Absolutely only three,
1065
00:41:47,018 --> 00:41:48,951
-but, yeah, that's, uh...
-Yeah. Three.
1066
00:41:48,985 --> 00:41:50,385
-Yeah.
-That's my Christmas gift to...
1067
00:41:50,418 --> 00:41:51,985
each one of you. Three wishes.
1068
00:41:52,018 --> 00:41:53,852
Pretty good gift, right?
1069
00:41:53,885 --> 00:41:55,319
-(Bernard chuckles)
-PETE: Okay,
1070
00:41:55,353 --> 00:41:57,152
-okay, he's lost his mind.
Julie's left him... -What?
1071
00:41:57,186 --> 00:41:59,119
...and he's lost his mind.
I mean,
1072
00:41:59,152 --> 00:42:00,852
you all thought I was the one
who was gonna go off the rails.
1073
00:42:00,885 --> 00:42:02,919
But, no, perfect Bernard...
1074
00:42:02,952 --> 00:42:04,820
Don't do that. Okay, it's true.
1075
00:42:04,853 --> 00:42:06,554
For example,
Mar-Marvin, you just...
1076
00:42:06,587 --> 00:42:08,254
you just had to wear
that Harvard sweatshirt,
1077
00:42:08,287 --> 00:42:10,554
again, even though
we all know Diana hates it.
1078
00:42:10,587 --> 00:42:12,987
-Because he didn't go
to Harvard. -(chuckling)
1079
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:14,854
-Why wear it? -(groans)
-BERNARD: I wish
1080
00:42:14,887 --> 00:42:17,921
Marvin was wearing something
Diana actually liked.
1081
00:42:17,954 --> 00:42:19,988
-(others gasping)
-(coughs)
1082
00:42:20,021 --> 00:42:20,921
(gasping)
1083
00:42:20,954 --> 00:42:23,822
And I wish Dad could be
more like the man
1084
00:42:23,855 --> 00:42:24,822
Mum fell in love with.
1085
00:42:24,855 --> 00:42:26,922
-(yelps)
-(gasping)
1086
00:42:26,955 --> 00:42:28,256
-DIANA: Oh.
-(chuckles): Whoa.
1087
00:42:28,289 --> 00:42:29,855
-BERNARD'S MOTHER: Oh, my God.
-BERNARD: And...
1088
00:42:29,888 --> 00:42:31,289
I wish Pete would stop referring
to himself
1089
00:42:31,322 --> 00:42:33,522
as a "lone wolf" and just
sign up for all the dating apps.
1090
00:42:33,556 --> 00:42:35,956
-(phone vibrating)
-(chuckling)
1091
00:42:39,357 --> 00:42:40,557
-(gasps)
-BERNARD: There you go.
1092
00:42:40,590 --> 00:42:41,856
There's my three.
1093
00:42:41,889 --> 00:42:43,156
Proof is in the genie pudding.
1094
00:42:43,190 --> 00:42:44,391
Am I right?
1095
00:42:44,424 --> 00:42:47,157
I wish
I had my old husband back.
1096
00:42:48,890 --> 00:42:50,124
BERNARD'S FATHER:
Oh, God.
1097
00:42:50,157 --> 00:42:52,558
I actually have
three big ones planned.
1098
00:42:52,591 --> 00:42:55,259
First, I wish
for my own whole set
1099
00:42:55,292 --> 00:42:58,259
of Honma titanium golf clubs.
1100
00:42:58,292 --> 00:42:59,992
-(others gasping)
-Oh!
1101
00:43:00,025 --> 00:43:02,058
(stammers) You don't--
you don't even really like golf.
1102
00:43:02,092 --> 00:43:04,059
You just like wearing
your weird wicking fabric shirts
1103
00:43:04,093 --> 00:43:05,526
and drinking in the clubhouse.
1104
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,826
Baby, I wish
you would stop talking
1105
00:43:07,859 --> 00:43:09,993
and just let me get on
with this.
1106
00:43:10,026 --> 00:43:11,892
Uh, uh...
1107
00:43:11,926 --> 00:43:13,159
(others sighing, gasping)
1108
00:43:14,361 --> 00:43:16,960
Does that mean Diana's never
gonna be able to talk again?
1109
00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:18,394
Unless Marvin
was to wish for her
1110
00:43:18,427 --> 00:43:20,127
not to be able
to not talk anymore.
1111
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,427
Oh, come on.
1112
00:43:21,461 --> 00:43:23,094
Dude!
1113
00:43:23,127 --> 00:43:24,262
Uh...
1114
00:43:24,295 --> 00:43:25,861
MARVIN:
Okay.
1115
00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:28,195
Yeah, whatever.
I, like, wish that...
1116
00:43:28,228 --> 00:43:29,528
Diana could talk again.
1117
00:43:29,562 --> 00:43:30,861
(exhales sharply)
1118
00:43:30,894 --> 00:43:32,395
-Huh.
-(others gasping)
1119
00:43:32,428 --> 00:43:35,162
Well, thanks, babe.
1120
00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:37,829
Marvin, I wish
you would just go to hell.
1121
00:43:38,496 --> 00:43:40,329
-(gasping)
-Oh...
1122
00:43:40,363 --> 00:43:42,029
Okay, please stop!
1123
00:43:42,062 --> 00:43:45,763
Is anybody gonna wish
Marvin back from hell?
1124
00:43:46,330 --> 00:43:47,997
Damn it.
1125
00:43:48,030 --> 00:43:48,930
Fine.
1126
00:43:48,963 --> 00:43:50,430
(sighs)
I guess...
1127
00:43:50,464 --> 00:43:52,863
I guess I wish
he'd come back from hell.
1128
00:43:52,896 --> 00:43:54,964
-(yells, coughs)
-(others gasping)
1129
00:43:54,998 --> 00:43:56,431
-BERNARD'S MOTHER: Oh, my God!
-(mutters)
1130
00:43:56,465 --> 00:43:58,265
What was it like?
1131
00:43:58,298 --> 00:44:00,265
Uh, I think it's pretty obvious.
1132
00:44:00,298 --> 00:44:01,831
Very hot down there.
1133
00:44:01,864 --> 00:44:03,265
-Mm. -And how does
the devil look like?
1134
00:44:03,298 --> 00:44:05,099
W-Well, he kind of looked like
Ricky Gervais.
1135
00:44:05,132 --> 00:44:06,399
-(chuckling)
-BERNARD: All right, stop.
1136
00:44:06,432 --> 00:44:08,566
You're a family.
You're my family.
1137
00:44:08,599 --> 00:44:12,099
This is our one real chance
for happiness.
1138
00:44:12,132 --> 00:44:13,132
Please,
1139
00:44:13,165 --> 00:44:14,966
just... focus.
1140
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,400
-Yeah.
-BERNARD'S MOTHER: Actually,
1141
00:44:16,433 --> 00:44:17,866
Bernard,
1142
00:44:17,899 --> 00:44:20,033
I just wish
this whole thing was over.
1143
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,766
Done.
1144
00:44:24,501 --> 00:44:26,034
(sighs)
1145
00:44:26,067 --> 00:44:27,268
Oh.
1146
00:44:27,301 --> 00:44:29,468
Oh, wowzers.
1147
00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:30,501
(groans)
1148
00:44:30,534 --> 00:44:32,001
I mean, in all my years,
1149
00:44:32,034 --> 00:44:35,402
I have never seen
anyone use the wishes worse.
1150
00:44:35,435 --> 00:44:37,035
Yeah.
1151
00:44:37,901 --> 00:44:40,202
(horn honking in distance)
1152
00:44:40,235 --> 00:44:42,868
I mean,
we've got to be so careful.
1153
00:44:42,901 --> 00:44:44,869
All my family could
literally have gone to hell.
1154
00:44:44,902 --> 00:44:46,270
One of 'em did.
1155
00:44:46,303 --> 00:44:47,336
Yeah.
1156
00:44:48,303 --> 00:44:51,270
Okay. It's WWTCD time.
1157
00:44:51,303 --> 00:44:52,336
What's that?
1158
00:44:52,370 --> 00:44:54,537
"What would Tom Cruise do?"
1159
00:44:54,571 --> 00:44:56,404
-(chuckles)
-(chuckles) Because Operation
1160
00:44:56,437 --> 00:45:00,471
Bring Julie and Eve Back Home
is not Mission: Impossible.
1161
00:45:00,504 --> 00:45:01,504
What is it?
1162
00:45:01,537 --> 00:45:03,004
What?
1163
00:45:03,037 --> 00:45:04,538
It's Wishing: Impossible.
1164
00:45:04,572 --> 00:45:06,038
(mimics cheering)
1165
00:45:06,071 --> 00:45:08,272
You know, I think
we should start with, like,
1166
00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:10,871
kind of sprucing up the place
for Julie.
1167
00:45:10,904 --> 00:45:12,338
You know?
Which means probably getting...
1168
00:45:12,372 --> 00:45:16,273
rid of quite a few of
these old, dusty Nardo trinkets.
1169
00:45:16,306 --> 00:45:18,506
This is our first fix.
1170
00:45:18,539 --> 00:45:20,239
(exhales)
1171
00:45:21,072 --> 00:45:22,406
You know what? You're right.
1172
00:45:22,439 --> 00:45:23,873
She actually always hated
this thing.
1173
00:45:23,906 --> 00:45:25,440
-Yeah.
-Yeah. I can't imagine why.
1174
00:45:25,474 --> 00:45:27,007
Is it your shirt?
1175
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,540
Uh, no, it's not mine.
1176
00:45:28,574 --> 00:45:30,574
It's actually--
He was a famous footballer.
1177
00:45:30,607 --> 00:45:33,040
Do you have his underpants
or trousers?
1178
00:45:33,073 --> 00:45:34,807
-(chuckles)
-It's not a crazy question.
1179
00:45:34,841 --> 00:45:35,974
Yeah, no,
I don't have his pants.
1180
00:45:36,008 --> 00:45:37,541
So does anybody else have
your shirt
1181
00:45:37,575 --> 00:45:41,541
or maybe, maybe your underpants
under glass in their house?
1182
00:45:41,575 --> 00:45:42,874
Well, not yet, but...
1183
00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,276
Okay. All right.
1184
00:45:44,309 --> 00:45:45,875
Think we should swap it
for something
1185
00:45:45,908 --> 00:45:48,175
maybe, maybe
that Julie would enjoy.
1186
00:45:48,209 --> 00:45:48,842
What?
1187
00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:51,109
Let's swap it for something
1188
00:45:51,142 --> 00:45:53,276
-deeply respectful. You know?
-Oh, okay. All right.
1189
00:45:53,309 --> 00:45:56,243
Um... (inhales)
Go on. Make it the Mona Lisa.
1190
00:45:59,076 --> 00:46:01,543
I mean,
she could have smiled, right?
1191
00:46:01,577 --> 00:46:04,411
N-No, no, no. That's really--
that's very much the point.
1192
00:46:04,444 --> 00:46:05,411
Ah.
1193
00:46:05,444 --> 00:46:06,877
Okay. Well, I don't know.
1194
00:46:06,910 --> 00:46:08,844
I think
we're off to a good start.
1195
00:46:09,578 --> 00:46:10,877
All right.
1196
00:46:10,910 --> 00:46:14,445
That's what I'm talking about.
1197
00:46:14,479 --> 00:46:15,811
-Well done!
-Oh, thank you.
1198
00:46:15,845 --> 00:46:17,279
I mean, look at this, right?
1199
00:46:17,312 --> 00:46:18,978
I think Julie's gonna love it.
1200
00:46:19,012 --> 00:46:21,412
But you see? Everything's
gonna be perfect again.
1201
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:25,280
And you're gonna be back
with Julie and Eve, and I'm...
1202
00:46:25,313 --> 00:46:28,146
you know, I'm-I'm g--
I'm gonna be...
1203
00:46:28,179 --> 00:46:29,413
-(inhales)
-What?
1204
00:46:29,446 --> 00:46:31,380
Uh, nothing. You know?
1205
00:46:31,413 --> 00:46:32,546
I'll-I'll be around.
1206
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:34,247
You know? Doing my thang.
1207
00:46:34,281 --> 00:46:37,581
-(chuckles) -Which, of course,
is doing your thang...
1208
00:46:37,614 --> 00:46:39,180
for you.
1209
00:46:40,481 --> 00:46:42,281
Which is great.
1210
00:46:43,247 --> 00:46:46,248
Okay, put a-- put a fork in me,
I'm done.
1211
00:46:46,282 --> 00:46:48,282
Uh, that's-- I don't want you
to put a fork in me.
1212
00:46:48,315 --> 00:46:49,515
-I'm just tired.
-Okay.
1213
00:46:49,548 --> 00:46:52,148
Okay. All right, good night.
1214
00:46:52,181 --> 00:46:54,383
-Night. Night, Flora.
-Uh-huh.
1215
00:46:54,416 --> 00:46:56,815
♪ ♪
1216
00:46:59,182 --> 00:47:00,882
(marker scribbling)
1217
00:47:04,584 --> 00:47:06,183
(sighs softly)
1218
00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:26,386
♪ ♪
1219
00:47:46,588 --> 00:47:49,021
♪ ♪
1220
00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:06,789
(footsteps approaching)
1221
00:48:08,456 --> 00:48:10,056
(gasps)
1222
00:48:11,423 --> 00:48:12,889
Mon Dieu.
1223
00:48:12,922 --> 00:48:14,957
-(alarm blaring)
-Mon Dieu.
1224
00:48:16,557 --> 00:48:18,291
(sirens wailing)
1225
00:48:18,324 --> 00:48:20,391
(indistinct police chatter)
1226
00:48:22,923 --> 00:48:24,125
(doorbell rings)
1227
00:48:27,258 --> 00:48:28,292
Hey, Dad.
1228
00:48:28,325 --> 00:48:31,158
Hey, child.
(grunts)
1229
00:48:31,191 --> 00:48:33,592
Child's mother.
Exactly on time.
1230
00:48:33,625 --> 00:48:37,293
Punctuality. Very important
for relationships.
1231
00:48:37,326 --> 00:48:39,226
Right. I know that, now.
1232
00:48:40,059 --> 00:48:41,326
I'll see you tomorrow, baby.
1233
00:48:42,459 --> 00:48:43,493
Have fun.
1234
00:48:43,526 --> 00:48:45,427
Um, you'll bring her back?
1235
00:48:45,460 --> 00:48:46,893
Yeah, of course.
I'll see you then.
1236
00:48:46,926 --> 00:48:49,793
-All right. Bye.
-Bye.
1237
00:48:52,460 --> 00:48:55,061
I've got someone
I want you to meet.
1238
00:48:56,528 --> 00:48:58,028
Hi, Eve.
1239
00:48:58,061 --> 00:48:59,861
So, this is, um, Miss Flora.
1240
00:48:59,894 --> 00:49:01,595
She's gonna be
staying with us for a bit.
1241
00:49:01,628 --> 00:49:04,095
And if you need anything,
just-just let me know,
1242
00:49:04,129 --> 00:49:07,296
because, you know,
your wish is my command.
1243
00:49:07,329 --> 00:49:08,562
Indirectly.
1244
00:49:08,596 --> 00:49:10,496
-Okay. Young lady?
-Yep.
1245
00:49:10,529 --> 00:49:12,229
I think I might have
a couple of things
1246
00:49:12,262 --> 00:49:13,596
that might meet
with your approval.
1247
00:49:13,629 --> 00:49:14,996
(giggles)
1248
00:49:15,030 --> 00:49:16,163
Why don't you have a look
in your bedroom?
1249
00:49:16,196 --> 00:49:17,563
(quietly):
Is it a dollhouse?
1250
00:49:17,597 --> 00:49:19,463
It's definitely a dollhouse!
(chuckles)
1251
00:49:19,497 --> 00:49:21,430
(gasps)
1252
00:49:21,463 --> 00:49:23,030
Why?
1253
00:49:23,063 --> 00:49:25,364
-Why are you--
-I'm sorry. I got very excited.
1254
00:49:25,398 --> 00:49:27,164
(Eve screams)
1255
00:49:27,197 --> 00:49:28,431
-Yeah?
-(squeals)
1256
00:49:28,464 --> 00:49:30,364
Yes! (chuckles)
Yes, you like it?
1257
00:49:30,398 --> 00:49:33,364
-(chuckles) I love it!
-Go on. Go on and look.
1258
00:49:33,398 --> 00:49:35,432
Look at that.
It's good.
1259
00:49:35,465 --> 00:49:38,032
Let's go to the bath.
1260
00:49:38,065 --> 00:49:38,998
Okay.
1261
00:49:39,032 --> 00:49:43,399
The trick is to be
as precise as possible.
1262
00:49:43,432 --> 00:49:44,899
-You see?
-Wow.
1263
00:49:44,932 --> 00:49:46,866
♪ Merry Christmas, baby... ♪
1264
00:49:46,899 --> 00:49:49,966
The dollhouse is awesome.
Thanks, Dad.
1265
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,233
Are you happy?
1266
00:49:52,266 --> 00:49:54,200
Yeah.
1267
00:49:56,467 --> 00:49:58,434
Oh, uh, Eve, Eve.
1268
00:49:58,467 --> 00:50:01,367
I'd love to see it if you want
to show me around a bit more?
1269
00:50:01,401 --> 00:50:02,900
I'd love that.
1270
00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:04,934
Let's do it. Okay?
1271
00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:06,302
All right.
You've got this, right?
1272
00:50:06,335 --> 00:50:08,901
Yeah. I got it.
Precision?
1273
00:50:08,934 --> 00:50:11,568
♪ You surely treat me nice ♪
1274
00:50:11,602 --> 00:50:13,935
(inhales)
1275
00:50:16,336 --> 00:50:18,569
-(box shatters)
-Oh.
1276
00:50:18,603 --> 00:50:22,902
♪ Love you, baby,
the rest of my life ♪
1277
00:50:25,003 --> 00:50:27,203
♪ Merry Christmas, baby... ♪
1278
00:50:27,237 --> 00:50:28,404
So, a running race?
1279
00:50:28,437 --> 00:50:29,903
Yep.
1280
00:50:29,936 --> 00:50:33,237
-Like an actual running race?
-Yes, you run.
1281
00:50:33,270 --> 00:50:34,904
It's just, I'm so obviously
gonna beat you.
1282
00:50:34,937 --> 00:50:36,371
I'm a fully grown man
with long legs
1283
00:50:36,405 --> 00:50:39,004
and you're a small girl
in old-fashioned shoes.
1284
00:50:39,038 --> 00:50:40,038
Yeah.
1285
00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:42,204
-Race you to the big tree!
-Hey!
1286
00:50:42,238 --> 00:50:44,339
Hey, that's cheating!
1287
00:50:44,372 --> 00:50:46,972
Being clever is not cheating!
1288
00:50:47,606 --> 00:50:48,938
Uh...
1289
00:50:48,972 --> 00:50:52,306
do you use it for something?
1290
00:50:52,339 --> 00:50:53,839
Yes.
1291
00:50:53,873 --> 00:50:55,939
Does it breathe?
1292
00:51:01,006 --> 00:51:02,973
I'm reading this book about,
1293
00:51:03,006 --> 00:51:06,541
about parallel universes
and time travel
1294
00:51:06,574 --> 00:51:08,474
-and dimensional portals.
-Yes.
1295
00:51:08,508 --> 00:51:09,974
-Right? You know about th--
-Yeah.
1296
00:51:10,007 --> 00:51:11,041
-Have you heard about it?
-I-- Well, yes.
1297
00:51:11,074 --> 00:51:13,007
Uh, there's a high likelihood
1298
00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:16,575
that there's another version
of me that might be a,
1299
00:51:16,609 --> 00:51:18,575
like an equestrian trainer or,
or a chef.
1300
00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:20,575
Hmm, I would say it's--
1301
00:51:20,609 --> 00:51:22,841
You're definitely
somewhere else on a horse.
1302
00:51:22,875 --> 00:51:24,543
-Hmm? Okay.
-(laughs)
1303
00:51:24,576 --> 00:51:26,410
-(door opens)
-(Eve laughs)
1304
00:51:26,443 --> 00:51:27,410
Ah.
1305
00:51:27,443 --> 00:51:29,410
Here comes trouble.
1306
00:51:29,443 --> 00:51:31,842
Hey, Flora. Hey, Lenny.
1307
00:51:31,876 --> 00:51:33,209
Hey, nice to have you back,
kiddo.
1308
00:51:33,243 --> 00:51:35,177
Your dad's kind of boring
on his own.
1309
00:51:35,210 --> 00:51:36,277
EVE:
No way.
1310
00:51:36,311 --> 00:51:38,611
He used to be a selfish bastard,
but now he's great.
1311
00:51:38,644 --> 00:51:41,910
-Oh... (chuckles)
-Oh. Wow.
1312
00:51:41,943 --> 00:51:43,611
-Bye, Lenny.
-Bye.
1313
00:51:43,644 --> 00:51:46,078
♪ ♪
1314
00:52:04,013 --> 00:52:05,380
-Here she is, in one piece.
-(chuckles)
1315
00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:07,314
-Hi, Grandma.
-Hey, sweetheart.
1316
00:52:07,347 --> 00:52:08,980
-(chuckles)
-Hey.
1317
00:52:09,013 --> 00:52:10,347
Did you have a good time?
1318
00:52:10,380 --> 00:52:13,180
-Really great.
-Oh, good.
1319
00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:15,947
Thanks, Bernie.
That's wonderful.
1320
00:52:17,648 --> 00:52:20,315
♪ ♪
1321
00:52:27,582 --> 00:52:29,549
(phone ringing)
1322
00:52:29,582 --> 00:52:31,082
Hello?
1323
00:52:31,115 --> 00:52:34,216
-(quietly): It's Julie.
-What? (gasps)
1324
00:52:35,983 --> 00:52:37,550
-Let me hear.
-No, no, no, no.
1325
00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:40,050
No, that, that,
that would be great. Um...
1326
00:52:40,083 --> 00:52:43,050
Oh, Friday night here, 7:00?
1327
00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,850
No, that's-that's,
um, that's perfect.
1328
00:52:44,884 --> 00:52:47,051
Just the three of us?
1329
00:52:47,084 --> 00:52:50,151
Yeah, that's,
that's, that's great.
1330
00:52:50,184 --> 00:52:52,484
Okay, um, yeah,
I'll see you then.
1331
00:52:52,518 --> 00:52:54,585
Okay, bye.
1332
00:52:54,619 --> 00:52:56,152
What just happened?
1333
00:52:56,185 --> 00:52:59,052
Yeah, she, uh, she wants
to come over Friday night.
1334
00:52:59,085 --> 00:53:00,552
You are back in business.
1335
00:53:00,585 --> 00:53:02,118
Right?
You are back in what?
1336
00:53:02,152 --> 00:53:03,919
-Business.
-That's right.
1337
00:53:03,952 --> 00:53:06,219
Okay. Do me a favor.
1338
00:53:06,253 --> 00:53:07,019
Let me handle dinner,
1339
00:53:07,053 --> 00:53:09,586
'cause romance is
kind of my thing.
1340
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:11,586
-Romance is your thing?
-Yeah.
1341
00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:13,186
Okay, well,
I-I wish you would do that.
1342
00:53:13,219 --> 00:53:15,487
-Okay.
-Thank you, my friend.
1343
00:53:15,521 --> 00:53:17,321
Okay, this is it.
1344
00:53:17,354 --> 00:53:18,587
We are gonna do this, all right?
1345
00:53:18,621 --> 00:53:20,587
We are in it, and Julie's about
1346
00:53:20,621 --> 00:53:24,355
to find herself on the road
to Ro-Nardomance.
1347
00:53:25,988 --> 00:53:29,055
Nardomance. Buh-buh.
1348
00:53:29,088 --> 00:53:31,588
♪ Just kiss me once
and kiss me twice ♪
1349
00:53:31,622 --> 00:53:34,056
♪ Then kiss me once again ♪
1350
00:53:34,089 --> 00:53:37,589
♪ It's been a long, long time ♪
1351
00:53:37,623 --> 00:53:39,189
(doorbell rings)
1352
00:53:39,222 --> 00:53:40,489
♪ Haven't felt like this... ♪
1353
00:53:40,523 --> 00:53:41,922
EVE:
Hi, Dad!
1354
00:53:41,955 --> 00:53:44,157
-Come on. Come in.
-(chuckles) Go.
1355
00:53:44,190 --> 00:53:47,324
All she's been talking about
is that dollhouse.
1356
00:53:47,357 --> 00:53:48,357
Yeah, I bet.
1357
00:53:48,390 --> 00:53:50,624
Wow.
1358
00:53:50,657 --> 00:53:52,590
You weren't kidding...
(chuckles)
1359
00:53:52,624 --> 00:53:54,391
when you said
you spruced up the place.
1360
00:53:54,425 --> 00:53:58,525
Yeah, well, I know you always
wanted a bit of a refresh.
1361
00:53:58,558 --> 00:54:01,425
-So...
-Oh, my God.
1362
00:54:01,458 --> 00:54:04,858
-Oh, so this is the dollhouse.
-BERNARD: Do you like it?
1363
00:54:04,892 --> 00:54:06,259
Okay, well...
1364
00:54:07,492 --> 00:54:09,426
It's amazing.
1365
00:54:10,426 --> 00:54:12,059
-BERNARD: Okay.
-JULIE: Wow.
1366
00:54:12,092 --> 00:54:14,226
That was really delicious.
1367
00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:15,593
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1368
00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,627
All right, well, here you go.
1369
00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:19,527
Oh. Okay.
1370
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,093
Why not?
1371
00:54:21,126 --> 00:54:23,093
When did you learn
how to make martinis?
1372
00:54:23,126 --> 00:54:25,361
-Ah, cheers to you.
-Cheers.
1373
00:54:25,394 --> 00:54:27,528
(fireworks booming in distance)
1374
00:54:27,561 --> 00:54:28,994
Oh, my God.
1375
00:54:29,027 --> 00:54:31,394
(gasps)
Look at that.
1376
00:54:31,428 --> 00:54:32,594
(chuckling):
Fireworks.
1377
00:54:32,628 --> 00:54:35,228
How lucky are we?
1378
00:54:43,128 --> 00:54:44,862
Wow.
1379
00:54:44,896 --> 00:54:46,596
Look at that.
1380
00:54:46,630 --> 00:54:50,563
That is actually pretty magical.
1381
00:54:50,596 --> 00:54:52,296
Yeah.
1382
00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:53,963
♪ Without you ♪
1383
00:54:53,997 --> 00:54:58,130
♪ So kiss me once,
then kiss me twice ♪
1384
00:54:58,164 --> 00:55:00,230
♪ Then kiss me once again ♪
1385
00:55:00,264 --> 00:55:02,564
♪ It's been a long time,
oh, yeah. ♪
1386
00:55:02,597 --> 00:55:04,831
Hey, I, um...
1387
00:55:05,665 --> 00:55:09,365
I-- Can we actually
just talk about something?
1388
00:55:09,398 --> 00:55:12,098
Uh, yeah.
1389
00:55:12,931 --> 00:55:14,232
Look, Bernie, I...
(sighs)
1390
00:55:14,266 --> 00:55:17,066
I know that this has been a...
(sighs deeply)
1391
00:55:17,099 --> 00:55:20,333
really tough time
and I just, um...
1392
00:55:20,366 --> 00:55:23,599
And I know that it's only been
a couple weeks,
1393
00:55:23,633 --> 00:55:26,900
but I-I think it might be
worth thinking
1394
00:55:26,933 --> 00:55:32,067
about how this all
might work long-term.
1395
00:55:33,233 --> 00:55:34,435
Long-term?
1396
00:55:34,468 --> 00:55:36,001
Look, I don't mean forever.
1397
00:55:36,034 --> 00:55:37,468
(stammers) Look, I don't,
1398
00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:38,601
I don't know
what's gonna happen,
1399
00:55:38,635 --> 00:55:40,468
I just--
1400
00:55:40,501 --> 00:55:43,468
Like, longer-term.
Like now.
1401
00:55:43,501 --> 00:55:45,202
You know, f-for instance,
1402
00:55:45,235 --> 00:55:48,269
I was thinking that maybe
you could take Eve
1403
00:55:48,302 --> 00:55:50,935
on the 23rd and the 24th?
1404
00:55:51,968 --> 00:55:55,603
Uh, uh, you mean,
a-actual Christmas Eve.
1405
00:55:55,637 --> 00:55:57,036
Yeah.
1406
00:55:57,070 --> 00:56:01,103
Yeah, it... seems
as though magically, um,
1407
00:56:01,136 --> 00:56:04,937
us taking time apart
has been the making of you two.
1408
00:56:04,970 --> 00:56:07,870
I mean, that's good news.
1409
00:56:07,904 --> 00:56:10,970
Though, sort of cloaked in bad.
1410
00:56:11,604 --> 00:56:14,272
Bernard, you're a good man.
1411
00:56:16,372 --> 00:56:17,505
Thank you for dinner.
1412
00:56:17,539 --> 00:56:19,971
♪ ♪
1413
00:56:25,606 --> 00:56:27,239
Bye, Dad.
1414
00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:30,039
See you tomorrow, darling.
1415
00:56:30,972 --> 00:56:32,373
(exhales sharply)
1416
00:56:36,174 --> 00:56:37,107
Sorry.
1417
00:56:37,140 --> 00:56:41,074
-I'm sorry, that was tough.
-Yeah, I know.
1418
00:56:41,107 --> 00:56:44,342
But the Eve news,
that's great, so...
1419
00:56:44,375 --> 00:56:45,608
You know, I really thought
1420
00:56:45,642 --> 00:56:47,141
the fireworks
were gonna work better.
1421
00:56:47,175 --> 00:56:49,974
Yeah, the fireworks
were pretty epic actually.
1422
00:56:50,008 --> 00:56:52,041
I mean, I-I thought
you had some other stuff?
1423
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:55,076
Yeah, I did, but then Julie
kind of left
1424
00:56:55,109 --> 00:56:57,242
before I hit my stride.
1425
00:56:58,242 --> 00:56:59,942
Ta-da!
1426
00:56:59,975 --> 00:57:02,875
I mean, not too shabby, right?
1427
00:57:03,509 --> 00:57:04,610
BERNARD:
Is that a bear?
1428
00:57:04,644 --> 00:57:06,943
It used to be.
1429
00:57:06,976 --> 00:57:09,310
And a fire?
We don't have a chimney.
1430
00:57:09,344 --> 00:57:10,410
I'm a genie.
1431
00:57:10,444 --> 00:57:11,477
Right.
1432
00:57:11,510 --> 00:57:12,577
Ooh, I should let the band go.
1433
00:57:12,610 --> 00:57:14,078
The band?
1434
00:57:14,111 --> 00:57:16,011
-Hey, guys, I--
-DRUMMER: Okay, here we go.
1435
00:57:16,044 --> 00:57:18,211
One, two, three, four.
1436
00:57:18,244 --> 00:57:21,944
(drumming loudly)
1437
00:57:22,678 --> 00:57:24,245
(both sigh)
1438
00:57:24,279 --> 00:57:26,379
(doorbell rings)
1439
00:57:26,412 --> 00:57:27,612
(knock at door)
1440
00:57:27,646 --> 00:57:29,412
(gasps)
1441
00:57:30,646 --> 00:57:32,612
What?
1442
00:57:32,646 --> 00:57:35,013
-What?
-(quietly): It's Julie.
1443
00:57:35,046 --> 00:57:35,647
No.
1444
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,613
FLORA:
It's Julie.
1445
00:57:37,647 --> 00:57:39,080
She went all the way downstairs
1446
00:57:39,113 --> 00:57:41,046
and she started thinking
about your Nardoness,
1447
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:44,914
then she came all the way back
upstairs for-for this.
1448
00:57:44,947 --> 00:57:46,081
-Let's just...
-Do you think? Look--
1449
00:57:46,114 --> 00:57:47,481
-Ow! Don't do that.
-Yeah. Okay.
1450
00:57:47,514 --> 00:57:49,214
It's just good energy for ya.
1451
00:57:49,247 --> 00:57:50,081
-Okay.
-Yeah?
1452
00:57:50,114 --> 00:57:51,247
Oh, I should not be here.
1453
00:57:51,281 --> 00:57:52,947
-Okay, you know what?
-You, you--
1454
00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:54,415
I've got a date
with Tom Cruise tonight, so.
1455
00:57:54,449 --> 00:57:56,015
Okay, good.
Um, well, hey,
1456
00:57:56,048 --> 00:57:58,048
I wi-- I wish you were
at that cinema.
1457
00:57:58,082 --> 00:57:59,915
(quietly):
Thanks, Nardo. Good luck.
1458
00:57:59,948 --> 00:58:01,615
♪ Kiss me twice ♪
1459
00:58:01,649 --> 00:58:03,649
♪ Kiss me once again ♪
1460
00:58:03,682 --> 00:58:05,049
♪ It's been a long time ♪
1461
00:58:05,083 --> 00:58:07,249
-(knocking)
-♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
1462
00:58:08,383 --> 00:58:10,383
Bernard, there's smoke coming
through the vents.
1463
00:58:10,416 --> 00:58:11,882
Everything okay in there?
1464
00:58:13,116 --> 00:58:14,950
♪ ♪
1465
00:58:14,983 --> 00:58:17,250
(grunts)
Oh.
1466
00:58:18,551 --> 00:58:19,950
Ah, Flora.
1467
00:58:19,983 --> 00:58:21,351
-Here we go!
-ANNOUNCER: And now,
1468
00:58:21,384 --> 00:58:22,484
for your feature presentation.
1469
00:58:22,517 --> 00:58:23,651
Here we go, here we go.
1470
00:58:23,684 --> 00:58:26,352
Here we go. Woo-hoo!
1471
00:58:26,385 --> 00:58:28,618
(sirens wailing)
1472
00:58:28,652 --> 00:58:30,485
Buddy, you're lucky
we got here in time.
1473
00:58:30,518 --> 00:58:33,452
What are you doing with
an open fire in there anyways?
1474
00:58:33,485 --> 00:58:34,985
That's completely illegal.
1475
00:58:36,119 --> 00:58:38,286
Hey, Ricky. The Mona Lisa.
1476
00:58:38,319 --> 00:58:40,519
It's missing, ain't it?
1477
00:58:40,553 --> 00:58:42,553
RICKY:
Yeah.
1478
00:58:42,586 --> 00:58:43,986
I-Is it?
1479
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:46,487
-Yeah.
-It's right there.
1480
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:49,554
I wish I could swap
the jersey back.
1481
00:58:49,587 --> 00:58:53,220
Give it to me,
Mr. Thomas Cruise Control.
1482
00:58:53,253 --> 00:58:55,088
(chuckles)
1483
00:58:55,121 --> 00:58:56,421
CRUISE:
Come on, lock up, baby.
1484
00:58:56,455 --> 00:58:58,421
♪ ♪
1485
00:58:58,455 --> 00:59:00,254
(sighs)
1486
00:59:00,288 --> 00:59:02,887
You okay, buddy?
1487
00:59:02,921 --> 00:59:04,255
(siren chirps)
1488
00:59:06,689 --> 00:59:08,289
LENNY:
Wow, Bernie.
1489
00:59:08,322 --> 00:59:09,988
Been a busy night, huh?
1490
00:59:10,022 --> 00:59:12,122
Yeah, it sure has.
1491
00:59:14,423 --> 00:59:17,090
Hey, we'll get you out, buddy.
1492
00:59:17,123 --> 00:59:19,490
-Stay strong.
-(door closes)
1493
00:59:19,523 --> 00:59:20,989
(camera clicking)
1494
00:59:22,490 --> 00:59:24,857
(busy chatter in distance)
1495
00:59:28,257 --> 00:59:29,391
(button clicks)
1496
00:59:34,359 --> 00:59:35,625
Okay, kid.
1497
00:59:35,659 --> 00:59:38,092
The good news is that
it's gonna take a bit
1498
00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:40,525
to extradite you to France,
so...
1499
00:59:40,559 --> 00:59:44,526
you'll be here in a nice, warm
American cell over Christmas.
1500
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,360
-Mm-hmm.
-It's not very good news.
1501
00:59:47,393 --> 00:59:49,660
I mean, if... (sighs)
1502
00:59:49,693 --> 00:59:51,493
if I miss Christmas,
1503
00:59:51,526 --> 00:59:53,159
my life is over.
1504
00:59:53,193 --> 00:59:57,461
Missing Christmas is the least
of your problems, buddy.
1505
00:59:58,394 --> 01:00:02,494
Do you know anything about
the French penal system?
1506
01:00:02,527 --> 01:00:03,928
Uh, n-no.
1507
01:00:03,961 --> 01:00:06,961
Think Texas Chainsaw Massacre
1508
01:00:06,994 --> 01:00:12,028
where everyone is dressed
like Inspector Clouseau.
1509
01:00:12,061 --> 01:00:14,296
-This can't be happening.
-It's happening,
1510
01:00:14,329 --> 01:00:17,363
but the solution is
quite simple.
1511
01:00:17,396 --> 01:00:21,062
All you got to do...
Look at me, look at me.
1512
01:00:22,296 --> 01:00:25,097
(whispers):
Tell me the truth. Come on.
1513
01:00:27,030 --> 01:00:29,364
(inhales sharply)
Okay, okay.
1514
01:00:29,397 --> 01:00:31,130
Now we're talking.
1515
01:00:31,163 --> 01:00:33,464
Okay. Okay.
1516
01:00:33,497 --> 01:00:35,997
The-the truth is...
1517
01:00:36,031 --> 01:00:38,231
I had an accomplice.
1518
01:00:38,264 --> 01:00:39,997
(siren chirps)
1519
01:00:40,031 --> 01:00:42,964
Officer Pepper to the bullpen.
1520
01:00:43,932 --> 01:00:46,299
Wow. Look at these digs.
1521
01:00:46,332 --> 01:00:47,965
You do okay, don't you?
1522
01:00:47,998 --> 01:00:49,666
-(gasps) Is that the bad guy?
-What?
1523
01:00:49,699 --> 01:00:52,399
Nardo, I am here!
I am in the building!
1524
01:00:52,432 --> 01:00:54,066
(over P.A.):
Eagle has landed.
1525
01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:55,899
-Nardo, I am in the building.
-OFFICER: Ma'am. Ma'am.
1526
01:00:55,933 --> 01:00:58,500
-Please don't do that.
-Got it.
1527
01:00:58,533 --> 01:01:00,999
I thought that's
what it was there for.
1528
01:01:01,033 --> 01:01:03,934
So sor-- (gasps) Wha--
You guys both have guns.
1529
01:01:03,967 --> 01:01:05,234
I just have my dagger.
1530
01:01:05,267 --> 01:01:07,601
-What? No. Put your hands up!
-(groaning)
1531
01:01:07,634 --> 01:01:09,401
Oh, that's nice.
1532
01:01:09,434 --> 01:01:12,201
(camera clicking)
1533
01:01:13,201 --> 01:01:14,435
OFFICER:
Quit screwing around.
1534
01:01:14,469 --> 01:01:15,469
Take your hat off.
1535
01:01:15,502 --> 01:01:16,602
Okay. I'll do that.
1536
01:01:16,635 --> 01:01:19,268
Commencing interview.
1537
01:01:20,435 --> 01:01:22,502
-Is-is this for me?
-Okay.
1538
01:01:22,535 --> 01:01:24,002
Thank you very much.
1539
01:01:24,036 --> 01:01:26,036
You're welcome. (chuckles)
1540
01:01:27,336 --> 01:01:28,303
Name.
1541
01:01:28,336 --> 01:01:30,136
-Mine?
-Yes.
1542
01:01:30,169 --> 01:01:31,002
Oh, okay.
1543
01:01:31,036 --> 01:01:34,937
Hi, there, um,
Flora Gwendolen Locheed,
1544
01:01:34,970 --> 01:01:38,237
uh, Firepit McAllister Cruise.
1545
01:01:38,270 --> 01:01:41,237
Is that, is that a "Cruz"
with a "U-Z"?
1546
01:01:41,270 --> 01:01:42,604
-S-E.
-S-E.
1547
01:01:42,637 --> 01:01:45,505
-As in, as in Tom.
-Okay.
1548
01:01:45,538 --> 01:01:47,238
Date of birth.
1549
01:01:47,271 --> 01:01:51,372
Let's see, it's second day of
the Feast of Angus the Fierce.
1550
01:01:51,405 --> 01:01:54,106
-Yes. Second day. -But
what year of the second day?
1551
01:01:54,139 --> 01:01:57,072
-Oh, geez.
-I need a month. I need a year.
1552
01:01:57,106 --> 01:02:00,506
You know what?
I'm gonna say 2,152 years ago
1553
01:02:00,539 --> 01:02:03,172
is probably... (blows)
1554
01:02:03,206 --> 01:02:05,640
I think
that's pretty darn close.
1555
01:02:06,607 --> 01:02:12,374
Okay, we're gonna put down 1969
from the looks of it.
1556
01:02:13,374 --> 01:02:14,941
-Okay.
-Okay.
1557
01:02:14,974 --> 01:02:17,274
-What's your profession?
-How do I--
1558
01:02:17,308 --> 01:02:20,241
Well, okay, I guess
the honest answer would be...
1559
01:02:20,274 --> 01:02:22,375
I, you know, dabbled
in a little bit of
1560
01:02:22,408 --> 01:02:25,109
being a warrior/hunter-gatherer,
1561
01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:28,509
but now, really, I strictly
just, uh, I'm a genie.
1562
01:02:28,542 --> 01:02:30,642
Uh, what was the last part?
1563
01:02:30,676 --> 01:02:33,976
Uh, but now
I'm, uh, just a genie.
1564
01:02:34,009 --> 01:02:36,043
(quietly):
Okay.
1565
01:02:37,543 --> 01:02:39,110
You believe that you're a genie?
1566
01:02:39,143 --> 01:02:41,076
Well, I know I'm a genie.
1567
01:02:41,110 --> 01:02:43,977
-You know you're a genie?
-Yes, because I'm a genie.
1568
01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:46,411
Uh, so, what kind of
prescription drugs
1569
01:02:46,444 --> 01:02:47,444
are you on now?
1570
01:02:47,478 --> 01:02:48,611
Ooh.
1571
01:02:48,644 --> 01:02:50,044
I don't know.
What have you got?
1572
01:02:50,077 --> 01:02:52,010
What are you offering?
1573
01:02:53,444 --> 01:02:55,379
Okay, look, uh...
1574
01:02:55,412 --> 01:02:57,145
I'm gonna be honest with you.
1575
01:02:57,178 --> 01:03:00,379
I don't know if this is
some kind of bit you're doing,
1576
01:03:00,412 --> 01:03:03,946
you're crazy, or what, but...
1577
01:03:03,979 --> 01:03:05,246
I want to run with this
for a second.
1578
01:03:05,279 --> 01:03:07,079
-Okay?
-Okay.
1579
01:03:07,113 --> 01:03:09,146
So you are this magical genie.
1580
01:03:09,179 --> 01:03:12,012
-That's correct.
-So, if that's the case,
1581
01:03:12,046 --> 01:03:14,047
you have to know exactly
1582
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,381
what you and your friend Bernard
are in for with prison.
1583
01:03:17,414 --> 01:03:19,214
Okay? You're gonna be stuck
1584
01:03:19,247 --> 01:03:22,214
in a little square box
for eternity.
1585
01:03:23,414 --> 01:03:25,348
No friends.
1586
01:03:25,382 --> 01:03:26,914
No family.
1587
01:03:26,948 --> 01:03:28,981
No freedom.
1588
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:32,181
How does that sound to you?
1589
01:03:32,215 --> 01:03:34,282
♪ ♪
1590
01:03:35,416 --> 01:03:37,316
Familiar.
1591
01:03:38,649 --> 01:03:41,049
♪ ♪
1592
01:03:44,150 --> 01:03:46,883
(siren wailing in distance)
1593
01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:54,118
(Perez laughing nearby)
1594
01:03:54,151 --> 01:03:56,184
PEREZ:
Get ready, buddy boy.
1595
01:03:56,218 --> 01:03:58,118
December 23.
1596
01:03:58,151 --> 01:04:00,318
Guess where you're going?
1597
01:04:00,351 --> 01:04:02,118
JFK.
1598
01:04:02,151 --> 01:04:05,452
We're transferring you
and Ms. McAllister to France
1599
01:04:05,486 --> 01:04:07,619
immediately.
1600
01:04:07,652 --> 01:04:10,185
Goodbye. Arrivederci.
1601
01:04:10,219 --> 01:04:13,119
Adios. Salaam alaikum salaam.
1602
01:04:15,053 --> 01:04:17,387
Right, well, I-I guess we're
just gonna have to live
1603
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:19,520
with the consequences
of our actions.
1604
01:04:19,553 --> 01:04:22,919
Right? Just-just two crooks
1605
01:04:22,953 --> 01:04:24,521
in the back of
a high-security van,
1606
01:04:24,554 --> 01:04:27,020
wishing they'd never got greedy.
1607
01:04:27,054 --> 01:04:29,287
You're funny, that's
what I like about you, Bernard.
1608
01:04:29,321 --> 01:04:32,187
Like, as if we're gonna put you
both in the same vehicle
1609
01:04:32,221 --> 01:04:35,255
for hours so you could get
your story straight.
1610
01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:38,322
What kind of idiots
do you think we are?
1611
01:04:40,021 --> 01:04:41,288
(softly):
Right.
1612
01:04:41,322 --> 01:04:44,022
Hey. Get him out.
1613
01:04:50,156 --> 01:04:51,956
Hmm.
1614
01:04:52,556 --> 01:04:54,957
♪ ♪
1615
01:04:56,457 --> 01:04:58,491
(distant shouting)
1616
01:05:04,458 --> 01:05:06,558
Flora!
1617
01:05:06,592 --> 01:05:09,091
I wish we could swap back!
1618
01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,258
PEREZ: Oh, so now
you want to talk, huh?
1619
01:05:17,493 --> 01:05:19,092
Hey, hey.
1620
01:05:19,126 --> 01:05:20,126
-All right, come on.
-Flora, it's me, it's Bernie.
1621
01:05:20,159 --> 01:05:21,593
I wish we could swap back.
1622
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:23,359
-I wish we could swap back.
-PEREZ: Hey, buddy, buddy.
1623
01:05:23,393 --> 01:05:25,127
(over P.A.): I wish we could
swap that painting back.
1624
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,327
PEREZ:
Get him out of here.
1625
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:28,494
♪ ♪
1626
01:05:28,527 --> 01:05:29,660
(whooshing)
1627
01:05:29,694 --> 01:05:31,560
Seriously.
1628
01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:33,560
-You okay?
-Yeah, thanks.
1629
01:05:33,594 --> 01:05:34,661
PEREZ:
Wow.
1630
01:05:34,695 --> 01:05:37,061
(phone ringing)
1631
01:05:40,328 --> 01:05:41,927
-Yeah?
-DISPATCHER: Detective Perez,
1632
01:05:41,961 --> 01:05:43,461
we have the French.
1633
01:05:43,495 --> 01:05:46,229
-The French? Put 'em on.
-Yeah.
1634
01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:50,962
Bonjour.
1635
01:05:50,995 --> 01:05:53,195
(indistinct chatter over phone)
1636
01:05:55,730 --> 01:05:58,963
Bring me the painting!
1637
01:05:59,697 --> 01:06:01,663
It's not a painting, sir.
1638
01:06:01,697 --> 01:06:03,597
I know it's not a painting.
1639
01:06:03,630 --> 01:06:05,664
It's the painting.
1640
01:06:05,698 --> 01:06:08,664
The most valuable painting
in the world.
1641
01:06:08,698 --> 01:06:10,498
OFFICER: You're not gonna
like this, boss.
1642
01:06:13,030 --> 01:06:14,432
OFFICER 2:
It's a jersey.
1643
01:06:17,499 --> 01:06:20,031
I'm gonna have to kill someone.
1644
01:06:20,632 --> 01:06:22,265
(siren wailing in distance)
1645
01:06:22,298 --> 01:06:24,999
-That was close.
-Way too close.
1646
01:06:25,032 --> 01:06:26,932
We could've been fairly
and squarely screwed.
1647
01:06:26,966 --> 01:06:28,500
The wishing has to stop, right?
1648
01:06:28,533 --> 01:06:30,433
Well, yeah, maybe.
1649
01:06:30,466 --> 01:06:31,966
-Except...
-Except what?
1650
01:06:31,999 --> 01:06:33,266
Well, I mean,
except Julie and Eve
1651
01:06:33,299 --> 01:06:34,701
are gonna arrive at mine
any minute.
1652
01:06:34,734 --> 01:06:36,167
Okay, that's okay.
I mean, this is like
1653
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,667
classic Flora and Nardo stuff,
right?
1654
01:06:38,701 --> 01:06:41,701
I mean, kicking names
and taking butts.
1655
01:06:41,734 --> 01:06:43,401
This is what we do.
1656
01:06:45,301 --> 01:06:46,702
-Uh...
-Okay.
1657
01:06:46,735 --> 01:06:48,535
So, yeah, they're nearly here,
so...
1658
01:06:48,568 --> 01:06:50,535
-Okay, okay. What do we do?
-So...
1659
01:06:50,568 --> 01:06:52,402
Oh, uh...
1660
01:06:52,435 --> 01:06:55,002
Just wondered if you could
maybe go invisible.
1661
01:06:55,035 --> 01:06:56,269
You know, just...
1662
01:06:56,302 --> 01:06:57,603
-Just-- Yeah.
-No, that's-- No, of course.
1663
01:06:57,636 --> 01:06:59,035
That's the right thing.
1664
01:06:59,069 --> 01:07:01,403
-Okay, good luck.
-Thank you.
1665
01:07:02,469 --> 01:07:03,436
(sighs)
1666
01:07:03,469 --> 01:07:05,903
♪ ♪
1667
01:07:13,036 --> 01:07:15,071
Bye, Grandma.
1668
01:07:15,705 --> 01:07:17,937
-(chuckles)
-(door closes)
1669
01:07:19,071 --> 01:07:21,004
-Hey, hey, sweetie.
-Dad!
1670
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:23,104
Ah. (grunts)
1671
01:07:23,138 --> 01:07:25,038
-How you doing? Yeah?
-Good.
1672
01:07:25,072 --> 01:07:27,005
-Hey.
-Hey, um, all right.
1673
01:07:27,038 --> 01:07:28,406
Well, I'll leave you to it.
1674
01:07:28,439 --> 01:07:31,272
-Thank you.
-Have a good time, you two.
1675
01:07:31,305 --> 01:07:33,139
-Yeah. Uh, you, too.
-Bye, Mom.
1676
01:07:33,172 --> 01:07:35,073
Yeah.
1677
01:07:38,073 --> 01:07:39,640
What you got in the bag, huh?
1678
01:07:39,673 --> 01:07:41,573
You look so cute in this jumper.
1679
01:07:41,607 --> 01:07:42,673
-Thank you.
-Where'd you get it?
1680
01:07:42,707 --> 01:07:44,274
Oh, Grandma got it for me.
1681
01:07:44,307 --> 01:07:45,708
BERNARD: Grandma got it for you.
Did you get me anything?
1682
01:07:45,741 --> 01:07:48,408
Mm. Sorry. (laughs)
1683
01:07:48,441 --> 01:07:50,007
(door opens)
1684
01:07:53,341 --> 01:07:55,108
(door closes)
1685
01:07:55,709 --> 01:07:57,275
This is the big chimney, right?
1686
01:07:57,308 --> 01:07:59,675
How many little chimneys
can you put there?
1687
01:07:59,709 --> 01:08:02,242
You have to make sure you don't
tell Mum that we've exclusively
1688
01:08:02,275 --> 01:08:04,410
been eating sugar
for the last 48 hours.
1689
01:08:04,443 --> 01:08:05,942
(chuckles) I won't.
1690
01:08:05,976 --> 01:08:07,209
I can keep a secret.
1691
01:08:07,243 --> 01:08:08,710
I never told Mom
about you smoking
1692
01:08:08,743 --> 01:08:10,042
when she was
at her high school reunion.
1693
01:08:10,076 --> 01:08:12,443
BERNARD and FLORA:
Oh!
1694
01:08:12,476 --> 01:08:14,210
Burn.
1695
01:08:14,244 --> 01:08:16,644
But you still kind of
keep things from me.
1696
01:08:16,677 --> 01:08:18,611
Me? What are you talking about?
1697
01:08:18,644 --> 01:08:20,043
I'm your dad.
I tell you everything.
1698
01:08:20,077 --> 01:08:21,344
Dad, all of a sudden,
1699
01:08:21,377 --> 01:08:24,311
there's a random lady
living in our house?
1700
01:08:26,044 --> 01:08:28,178
Oh, she's good. Real good.
1701
01:08:29,145 --> 01:08:32,178
Okay. Well, I mean,
the-the truth...
1702
01:08:32,211 --> 01:08:33,311
I mean, do you want to
do the honors?
1703
01:08:33,345 --> 01:08:34,579
You're the boss.
1704
01:08:34,613 --> 01:08:37,112
Yeah, of course.
I forget that sometimes.
1705
01:08:37,146 --> 01:08:38,613
Okay, I'm gonna tell her.
I'm gonna tell you.
1706
01:08:38,646 --> 01:08:40,146
-Listen, okay.
-Mm-hmm.
1707
01:08:40,179 --> 01:08:41,579
So, um...
1708
01:08:41,613 --> 01:08:43,179
Flora here, fabulous Flora...
1709
01:08:43,212 --> 01:08:45,414
-Oh, thank you.
-Thank you.
1710
01:08:45,447 --> 01:08:47,414
(light laughter)
1711
01:08:48,714 --> 01:08:50,313
She's a genie.
1712
01:08:50,347 --> 01:08:51,980
Ta-da.
1713
01:08:52,013 --> 01:08:53,347
Dad, I'm eight.
1714
01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:55,148
You got to come up
with something better than that.
1715
01:08:55,181 --> 01:08:56,947
-(chuckles): No, it's true.
-That's a tough cookie.
1716
01:08:56,981 --> 01:08:58,615
-Wow.
-She is. She really is.
1717
01:08:58,648 --> 01:09:00,615
So, Flora, you're a genie?
1718
01:09:00,648 --> 01:09:02,214
-I am.
-So, in that case,
1719
01:09:02,248 --> 01:09:04,149
you must have
a magic flying carpet.
1720
01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:07,182
-(Bernard chuckles)
-Funny you should mention that.
1721
01:09:08,149 --> 01:09:10,182
♪ ♪
1722
01:09:16,183 --> 01:09:19,350
(indistinct chatter, laughter)
1723
01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:25,284
-Hey, should we have some fun?
-Yeah!
1724
01:09:25,317 --> 01:09:26,684
(whooping)
1725
01:09:26,718 --> 01:09:29,151
(indistinct shouting, whooping)
1726
01:09:32,984 --> 01:09:35,419
(whooping, laughter continue)
1727
01:09:35,452 --> 01:09:37,218
(indistinct shouting)
1728
01:09:37,252 --> 01:09:38,985
BERNARD:
Let's go, let's go!
1729
01:09:39,619 --> 01:09:41,485
(Eve laughing)
1730
01:09:41,519 --> 01:09:43,285
EVE:
Yeah!
1731
01:09:45,052 --> 01:09:47,219
FLORA: Oh, oh, oh,
look at this guy. Wait.
1732
01:09:48,319 --> 01:09:49,520
-Go home!
-(gasps)
1733
01:09:49,553 --> 01:09:52,286
-It's Christmas!
-Go home!
1734
01:09:52,319 --> 01:09:54,053
(laughter)
1735
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,421
-EVE: Whoa!
-FLORA: Did you see his face?
1736
01:09:57,454 --> 01:09:59,220
(laughter)
1737
01:10:02,587 --> 01:10:05,021
♪ ♪
1738
01:10:11,321 --> 01:10:14,389
-Ready to go to Grandma's?
-Mm-hmm.
1739
01:10:18,055 --> 01:10:19,989
BERNARD:
Thank you, Flora.
1740
01:10:20,022 --> 01:10:21,922
That was the best day
of her life.
1741
01:10:31,257 --> 01:10:35,425
So, you've done everything
for Julie and Eve.
1742
01:10:35,458 --> 01:10:37,957
I was just wondering
if there's maybe something
1743
01:10:37,991 --> 01:10:40,458
that you want for Christmas.
1744
01:10:42,091 --> 01:10:44,058
Well, you know what?
I-I did have
1745
01:10:44,092 --> 01:10:45,626
one or two little thoughts.
1746
01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:49,025
And finally,
a charming Christmas story.
1747
01:10:49,058 --> 01:10:51,292
This evening,
the Bowery Mission received
1748
01:10:51,325 --> 01:10:53,492
an unexpected donation
from Oliver Flaxman,
1749
01:10:53,526 --> 01:10:56,560
owner of New York's own
Flaxman's Auction House.
1750
01:10:56,593 --> 01:10:59,193
The check for $100 million
makes up
1751
01:10:59,226 --> 01:11:01,693
the entirety of
Flaxman's personal fortune,
1752
01:11:01,727 --> 01:11:03,960
and it will go towards
feeding and caring
1753
01:11:03,994 --> 01:11:05,294
for the unhoused this Christmas.
1754
01:11:05,327 --> 01:11:07,594
We go down to
Flaxman's Auctions now,
1755
01:11:07,628 --> 01:11:09,694
where a grateful crowd
has gathered.
1756
01:11:09,728 --> 01:11:11,394
Mr. Oliver Flaxman?
1757
01:11:11,428 --> 01:11:12,561
(chuckles)
1758
01:11:12,594 --> 01:11:14,162
-Uh, yes.
-What made you make
1759
01:11:14,195 --> 01:11:17,162
such an incredibly
generous gesture?
1760
01:11:17,195 --> 01:11:18,695
(chuckles nervously)
What gesture?
1761
01:11:18,729 --> 01:11:20,462
-Oh, my God. -REPORTER: Well,
the Bowery Mission just received
1762
01:11:20,495 --> 01:11:24,062
-a $100 million charity check
from you. -Oh, wait.
1763
01:11:24,096 --> 01:11:26,996
Which was just deposited
to help feed the unhoused
1764
01:11:27,029 --> 01:11:28,296
-this Christmas.
-(whimpers)
1765
01:11:28,329 --> 01:11:29,563
That's right.
1766
01:11:29,596 --> 01:11:32,396
Well, you've become a national
hero because of your generosity.
1767
01:11:32,430 --> 01:11:34,230
I have?
1768
01:11:34,264 --> 01:11:35,731
Could I, could I just have
a moment?
1769
01:11:35,764 --> 01:11:37,063
Absolutely.
1770
01:11:37,097 --> 01:11:39,564
-Yeah. (giggles)
-You suck. Boo!
1771
01:11:39,597 --> 01:11:40,963
-Boo.
-(laughs)
1772
01:11:40,997 --> 01:11:42,197
And what a wonderful story
that is.
1773
01:11:42,230 --> 01:11:43,431
-(laughter)
-That's it for tonight.
1774
01:11:43,464 --> 01:11:45,165
From all of us here, goodbye
1775
01:11:45,198 --> 01:11:47,465
-and very merry Christmas Eve.
-That's the way. Nicely done.
1776
01:11:48,331 --> 01:11:51,465
(chuckles) Uh...
you got to be kidding me.
1777
01:11:51,498 --> 01:11:55,232
This is it. Best present ever.
1778
01:11:55,266 --> 01:11:56,633
What do you think?
Do you like it?
1779
01:11:56,666 --> 01:11:58,132
-(chuckles)
-I-- Well, uh, come on.
1780
01:11:58,166 --> 01:11:59,032
(laughs)
1781
01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:00,533
I don't know,
when-when we first met,
1782
01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:01,999
I was, I was just...
1783
01:12:02,032 --> 01:12:03,433
I was the most unhappy man
in the world.
1784
01:12:03,466 --> 01:12:06,567
I'd-I'd lost everything,
but at least I have Eve back.
1785
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:07,734
Yeah.
1786
01:12:07,767 --> 01:12:09,700
Now, I'm...
1787
01:12:09,734 --> 01:12:11,333
you know,
I'm-I'm so much better,
1788
01:12:11,367 --> 01:12:14,701
so I-I wanted to get you
something special for Christmas.
1789
01:12:14,735 --> 01:12:16,468
And you have. I mean,
I have everything
1790
01:12:16,501 --> 01:12:18,735
I could ever want. (chuckles)
1791
01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:21,301
Well, not quite everything.
1792
01:12:21,334 --> 01:12:23,968
Did-did you see the card
that came with it?
1793
01:12:24,002 --> 01:12:26,736
Oh. What?
1794
01:12:26,769 --> 01:12:29,068
(chuckles):
Oh.
1795
01:12:32,402 --> 01:12:34,570
Please be a hot chocolate
gift certificate.
1796
01:12:34,603 --> 01:12:36,236
-Please.
-Just read the card.
1797
01:12:36,270 --> 01:12:37,303
Read the card.
1798
01:12:37,336 --> 01:12:39,236
Ah. (chuckles)
1799
01:12:39,270 --> 01:12:41,069
That's great.
1800
01:12:44,604 --> 01:12:47,371
♪ ♪
1801
01:12:48,337 --> 01:12:49,538
I...
1802
01:12:54,772 --> 01:12:57,505
We're equals, Flora.
1803
01:12:57,539 --> 01:13:02,005
Now, how can things go well
for me and not for both of us?
1804
01:13:03,605 --> 01:13:05,139
(sighs)
1805
01:13:05,173 --> 01:13:08,306
I don't think I remember
how to have my own life.
1806
01:13:08,339 --> 01:13:10,306
(chuckles)
1807
01:13:10,339 --> 01:13:12,473
I think you'll get
the hang of it.
1808
01:13:13,540 --> 01:13:16,441
(voice breaking): And I thought
the sweatshirt was good.
1809
01:13:16,474 --> 01:13:18,641
-(chuckles)
-I mean, mm...
1810
01:13:18,674 --> 01:13:21,007
-I mean, it is.
-(laughs)
1811
01:13:23,340 --> 01:13:26,141
Yeah, that's, um,
that's my last wish.
1812
01:13:27,041 --> 01:13:29,442
How do you,
how do you want to do it?
1813
01:13:29,475 --> 01:13:32,642
Well, it comes with a bit of...
of good news.
1814
01:13:32,675 --> 01:13:36,109
Um, when a genie goes,
1815
01:13:36,142 --> 01:13:39,309
you know, usually people realize
that they forgot something,
1816
01:13:39,342 --> 01:13:41,743
so when I go,
1817
01:13:41,776 --> 01:13:44,477
you're still allowed
three wishes.
1818
01:13:44,510 --> 01:13:47,444
No, that's where the three
wishes thing comes from.
1819
01:13:47,477 --> 01:13:50,477
That's where the three wishes
thing comes from.
1820
01:13:50,510 --> 01:13:53,644
You-you got any ideas?
1821
01:13:53,677 --> 01:13:56,611
You know, I think
the whole point is that
1822
01:13:56,645 --> 01:13:59,344
you'll know what you need
when it happens.
1823
01:14:00,344 --> 01:14:03,278
So I'm just gonna leave that
to you, my friend.
1824
01:14:04,379 --> 01:14:06,446
♪ ♪
1825
01:14:16,346 --> 01:14:18,480
Should I do it?
1826
01:14:19,713 --> 01:14:21,613
-Do it. Do it.
-Do it?
1827
01:14:21,647 --> 01:14:23,413
Okay.
1828
01:14:23,447 --> 01:14:24,614
(exhales)
1829
01:14:24,648 --> 01:14:27,047
(both chuckle)
1830
01:14:28,347 --> 01:14:30,247
I guess this is...
1831
01:14:30,281 --> 01:14:32,047
this is the end.
1832
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:33,981
Yeah, I'm... (clicks tongue)
out of here.
1833
01:14:34,015 --> 01:14:36,248
-Where are you gonna go?
-Uh...
1834
01:14:36,282 --> 01:14:39,215
you know, I'm still
kind of mulling that over.
1835
01:14:39,248 --> 01:14:41,282
I've actually thought
about going home.
1836
01:14:41,315 --> 01:14:44,082
Some unfinished business
with a, uh,
1837
01:14:44,116 --> 01:14:46,183
-sorcerer from hell.
-Yeah, but
1838
01:14:46,216 --> 01:14:48,116
you can't go back in time.
That's rule number one.
1839
01:14:48,149 --> 01:14:50,383
Uh, actually, that's...
1840
01:14:50,416 --> 01:14:53,283
How do I put--?
That's not 100% true.
1841
01:14:53,316 --> 01:14:56,451
For, as far as genie rule
number one, really,
1842
01:14:56,484 --> 01:14:58,684
you-you tell the boss
that, you know,
1843
01:14:58,717 --> 01:15:01,017
time travel is
out of the question
1844
01:15:01,050 --> 01:15:03,017
because it's,
it's really dangerous.
1845
01:15:03,050 --> 01:15:05,051
So it's for your protection
and also
1846
01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:08,218
'cause people make horrible
decisions usually, so...
1847
01:15:08,251 --> 01:15:10,351
But, I mean, is it literally
1848
01:15:10,385 --> 01:15:13,185
out of the question? No.
1849
01:15:13,218 --> 01:15:14,152
It's not.
1850
01:15:14,186 --> 01:15:17,219
Right, so I could just
wish you back home?
1851
01:15:17,252 --> 01:15:19,252
Well, I don't know, but, I mean,
1852
01:15:19,286 --> 01:15:22,119
I'm still kind of
considering my options.
1853
01:15:22,152 --> 01:15:24,187
I mean, really,
anything could happen.
1854
01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:26,520
You know, I could end up
in Los Angeles with this guy.
1855
01:15:26,554 --> 01:15:28,754
-(laughs) -You know, just
sitting by a pool. We don't,
1856
01:15:28,787 --> 01:15:30,986
we don't know, right?
1857
01:15:31,020 --> 01:15:34,321
Oh, you know what? I almost...
1858
01:15:34,354 --> 01:15:35,987
This is for you.
1859
01:15:36,021 --> 01:15:37,987
And I know I said
1860
01:15:38,021 --> 01:15:40,188
that your final three wishes
1861
01:15:40,221 --> 01:15:43,021
are entirely up to you,
and that's-that's true,
1862
01:15:43,054 --> 01:15:46,189
but maybe consider this
like a hint
1863
01:15:46,222 --> 01:15:49,255
at what one of the wishes
could be.
1864
01:15:56,723 --> 01:15:58,490
So what's it mean?
1865
01:15:58,523 --> 01:16:00,557
We'll get to that in a minute.
1866
01:16:01,690 --> 01:16:04,257
Okay, I want to say
something to you.
1867
01:16:04,291 --> 01:16:06,324
Uh... and
1868
01:16:06,357 --> 01:16:08,724
I just think it's important
that you really hear me.
1869
01:16:08,758 --> 01:16:11,057
So years from now,
1870
01:16:11,090 --> 01:16:13,057
when you're old,
1871
01:16:13,090 --> 01:16:16,459
and gray, and probably
doughy in the middle.
1872
01:16:16,492 --> 01:16:17,991
When you're sitting around
1873
01:16:18,025 --> 01:16:19,725
reading stories
about my old pal,
1874
01:16:19,759 --> 01:16:21,692
JC, in-in your,
1875
01:16:21,725 --> 01:16:23,225
in your "Bibble" and--
1876
01:16:23,258 --> 01:16:26,226
-It's Bible, but...
-Whatever.
1877
01:16:26,259 --> 01:16:28,393
When you come to the phrase,
1878
01:16:28,426 --> 01:16:30,992
"The multitude gathered,"
1879
01:16:31,026 --> 01:16:33,326
I want you to remember
1880
01:16:33,359 --> 01:16:36,360
(crying):
that one of 'em found you
1881
01:16:36,394 --> 01:16:40,394
to be the very best friend
that she'd ever had.
1882
01:16:41,494 --> 01:16:43,294
Okay? And, uh,
1883
01:16:43,327 --> 01:16:45,695
I never really
trusted people because...
1884
01:16:45,728 --> 01:16:48,261
they're greedy
and they're selfish.
1885
01:16:51,295 --> 01:16:53,061
But, Bernard,
1886
01:16:53,094 --> 01:16:56,296
that's not ever you.
1887
01:16:58,796 --> 01:17:00,763
(chuckles)
1888
01:17:00,796 --> 01:17:02,329
(exhales)
1889
01:17:02,362 --> 01:17:05,197
This is all getting
a bit too emotional.
1890
01:17:05,230 --> 01:17:07,530
I-I-I wish you'd just go.
1891
01:17:07,564 --> 01:17:10,330
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I was, I was just--
1892
01:17:10,363 --> 01:17:12,397
(groans)
1893
01:17:15,531 --> 01:17:17,097
(zapping)
1894
01:17:21,097 --> 01:17:22,765
-It's so weird.
-I know.
1895
01:17:22,798 --> 01:17:25,732
I can't believe she just left.
She just took off?
1896
01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:27,632
Well, I mean, she didn't
so much as leave.
1897
01:17:27,666 --> 01:17:29,199
She sort of disappeared,
you know?
1898
01:17:29,232 --> 01:17:30,732
I thought we had a, you know--
She didn't say,
1899
01:17:30,766 --> 01:17:32,232
she didn't say,
she didn't say goodbye.
1900
01:17:32,265 --> 01:17:34,166
I know.
It's a complicated situation.
1901
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,333
The weird thing is
she left this thing for me
1902
01:17:36,366 --> 01:17:38,633
and I-I can't make
head nor tail of it.
1903
01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:41,266
-What? It's a number.
-I know, but...
1904
01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:43,600
Maybe it's a...
international phone number.
1905
01:17:43,633 --> 01:17:46,734
Yeah, that's a good idea
actually. Like a plus four-four?
1906
01:17:46,768 --> 01:17:48,601
I don't know what that means.
1907
01:17:49,768 --> 01:17:52,000
AUTOMATED VOICE: We're sorry
your call cannot be completed.
1908
01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:53,734
-No.
-Oh!
1909
01:17:53,768 --> 01:17:56,135
It's a lottery number.
She had a vision.
1910
01:17:56,168 --> 01:17:58,368
We're gonna be rich.
1911
01:17:58,402 --> 01:17:59,735
-We'll just wait until
the drawing. -Wait, hold on.
1912
01:17:59,769 --> 01:18:01,702
-Hold on. Pass me that pad.
-What?
1913
01:18:01,735 --> 01:18:04,136
-This?
-Yeah.
1914
01:18:08,269 --> 01:18:10,069
Oh, look at that.
You're doing math.
1915
01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:13,269
I-- You never think you're
gonna use it and then you...
1916
01:18:16,437 --> 01:18:19,070
-You're a genius.
I could kiss you. -What?
1917
01:18:19,103 --> 01:18:20,737
-What? What happened?
-Good night. Good night!
1918
01:18:20,771 --> 01:18:22,137
Are we gonna win money?
1919
01:18:22,170 --> 01:18:24,572
Just let me wet my beak.
1920
01:18:26,505 --> 01:18:27,738
Flora,
1921
01:18:27,772 --> 01:18:30,038
my dear friend,
1922
01:18:30,071 --> 01:18:33,738
for the first
of my last three wishes,
1923
01:18:33,772 --> 01:18:36,005
I wish
1924
01:18:36,039 --> 01:18:38,105
I was back
to the very beginning.
1925
01:18:38,139 --> 01:18:40,372
("Wishing" by Electric Light
Orchestra playing)
1926
01:18:40,406 --> 01:18:42,673
♪ Little darlin' ♪
1927
01:18:42,706 --> 01:18:45,273
♪ Don't you cry ♪
1928
01:18:45,307 --> 01:18:50,106
♪ You know I tried to be there
with you by and by ♪
1929
01:18:50,140 --> 01:18:53,674
♪ When everything
is goin' wrong ♪
1930
01:18:53,707 --> 01:18:56,608
♪ Now don't you cry ♪
1931
01:18:56,641 --> 01:18:58,508
♪ I'm wishin' ♪
1932
01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:02,007
Bernard, this is Henry Hackford
1933
01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:04,142
of the Metropolitan Museum
of Art.
1934
01:19:04,175 --> 01:19:05,709
Ah, yes.
An honor to meet you, sir.
1935
01:19:05,742 --> 01:19:07,209
Nice to meet you, too.
1936
01:19:07,242 --> 01:19:09,309
I'd like you to take him
through your new catalog.
1937
01:19:09,342 --> 01:19:11,275
Yes, of course.
1938
01:19:11,309 --> 01:19:13,442
I'd love to oblige,
but I'm afraid
1939
01:19:13,476 --> 01:19:16,043
taking my daughter out for her
birthday is far more important
1940
01:19:16,076 --> 01:19:19,243
than following
the orders of a slimy,
1941
01:19:19,276 --> 01:19:22,210
nasty, seedy, supercilious,
1942
01:19:22,243 --> 01:19:25,277
gloating, ghastly, greedy
rip-off merchant like you.
1943
01:19:25,311 --> 01:19:27,678
So goodbye.
1944
01:19:27,711 --> 01:19:29,578
Have a very Merry Christmas.
1945
01:19:29,611 --> 01:19:32,177
And, oh, of course, I quit.
1946
01:19:32,211 --> 01:19:35,479
-But, hey, you can keep
the ugly bear. -(squeaks)
1947
01:19:35,512 --> 01:19:38,745
♪ I wish that everything ♪
1948
01:19:38,779 --> 01:19:41,545
♪ Was gold ♪
1949
01:19:41,579 --> 01:19:44,213
♪ I wish you ♪
1950
01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:47,646
♪ Were here to hold ♪
1951
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:51,580
♪ I'm wishin' ♪
1952
01:19:51,613 --> 01:19:56,113
♪ Everything gold ♪
1953
01:19:57,814 --> 01:20:00,447
♪ Wishin' ♪
1954
01:20:02,547 --> 01:20:07,248
♪ Everything gold ♪
1955
01:20:08,582 --> 01:20:10,981
♪ Wishin' ♪
1956
01:20:13,515 --> 01:20:17,516
♪ Hold on to love,
hold on to love. ♪
1957
01:20:25,784 --> 01:20:27,383
Hey.
1958
01:20:29,650 --> 01:20:31,484
(chuckling):
Hey.
1959
01:20:31,517 --> 01:20:33,283
You look beautiful.
1960
01:20:33,317 --> 01:20:35,284
What you trying
to butter me up for?
1961
01:20:35,318 --> 01:20:36,318
(chuckles)
1962
01:20:36,351 --> 01:20:38,585
I really didn't think
you were gonna make it.
1963
01:20:38,618 --> 01:20:40,984
-No?
-(laughing): No.
1964
01:20:41,718 --> 01:20:43,485
Okay, too much mascara?
1965
01:20:43,518 --> 01:20:45,319
Do I look like an owl?
1966
01:20:46,452 --> 01:20:48,352
You look perfect.
1967
01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:51,085
-Bernie, what?
-(chuckles softly)
1968
01:20:52,252 --> 01:20:54,220
Thank you.
(chuckles)
1969
01:20:54,253 --> 01:20:56,520
-What is this about?
-Mm.
1970
01:20:58,186 --> 01:21:00,320
Mm.
1971
01:21:00,353 --> 01:21:02,019
(both laughing)
1972
01:21:02,653 --> 01:21:04,721
Dad!
1973
01:21:04,754 --> 01:21:07,721
Oh, happy birthday, baby doll.
1974
01:21:07,754 --> 01:21:09,688
-(grunts)
-(screams, laughs)
1975
01:21:09,721 --> 01:21:12,221
(both laughing)
1976
01:21:19,589 --> 01:21:21,988
How was work?
1977
01:21:22,789 --> 01:21:24,490
I quit.
1978
01:21:24,523 --> 01:21:26,423
Excuse me?
1979
01:21:26,456 --> 01:21:29,423
Did you just say the thing
that I have been dreaming
1980
01:21:29,456 --> 01:21:32,289
and-and hoping
and needing you to say
1981
01:21:32,323 --> 01:21:35,157
for, I don't know,
what seems like a lifetime?
1982
01:21:35,190 --> 01:21:36,491
I just figured I need to
1983
01:21:36,524 --> 01:21:38,591
spend a bit more time
with my girls, you know?
1984
01:21:38,624 --> 01:21:40,257
And at last, finally pursue
1985
01:21:40,290 --> 01:21:42,591
that lifelong dream
of a career in modeling.
1986
01:21:42,624 --> 01:21:44,291
(laughs)
Yeah, right.
1987
01:21:44,325 --> 01:21:47,091
I've been telling you,
look at this face.
1988
01:21:47,124 --> 01:21:50,225
Oh, Bernie,
that is such good news.
1989
01:21:51,425 --> 01:21:54,359
I was really getting worried
that maybe someday
1990
01:21:54,392 --> 01:21:57,092
soon we'd have to...
1991
01:21:57,125 --> 01:21:59,092
Yeah, I know.
1992
01:21:59,125 --> 01:22:01,326
No, you don't.
1993
01:22:01,359 --> 01:22:03,593
Trust me, I do.
1994
01:22:10,594 --> 01:22:12,060
JULIE:
Where are we going?
1995
01:22:12,093 --> 01:22:14,528
Oh, yeah. I thought maybe
1996
01:22:14,561 --> 01:22:17,094
this year we could do
something a little bit better
1997
01:22:17,127 --> 01:22:18,795
than skating, I thought
we could take this divine,
1998
01:22:18,828 --> 01:22:21,228
-this sophisticated
young lady... -(screams) No!
1999
01:22:21,261 --> 01:22:23,561
-Let me go. -...out to
the finest restaurant in town.
2000
01:22:23,595 --> 01:22:26,028
-Ooh. -Yeah, I mean,
it's a very important birthday.
2001
01:22:26,062 --> 01:22:27,496
-She's actually eight.
-Eight?
2002
01:22:27,529 --> 01:22:29,329
-You're actually eight, right?
-I'm eight.
2003
01:22:29,362 --> 01:22:31,395
♪ ♪
2004
01:22:33,462 --> 01:22:35,296
BERNARD:
Uh, sorry, excuse me, sir.
2005
01:22:36,263 --> 01:22:38,230
Wow. What do you think, Eve?
2006
01:22:38,263 --> 01:22:40,096
-It's so cool.
-Evening.
2007
01:22:40,129 --> 01:22:41,497
Um, do you have
any spare tables?
2008
01:22:41,530 --> 01:22:44,598
Tonight? Do we have
any spare tables tonight?
2009
01:22:44,631 --> 01:22:46,231
(chuckles)
2010
01:22:47,197 --> 01:22:49,364
Oh.
2011
01:22:49,397 --> 01:22:51,030
I wish you did.
2012
01:22:51,064 --> 01:22:52,798
(magical chiming)
2013
01:22:52,831 --> 01:22:56,265
Well, it so happens
that we do, sir.
2014
01:22:56,298 --> 01:22:58,799
Come this way. Table for three.
2015
01:22:58,832 --> 01:23:01,031
What did you do?
2016
01:23:01,065 --> 01:23:02,098
I've got this.
2017
01:23:02,131 --> 01:23:04,399
-You flexing, huh?
-(laughs)
2018
01:23:04,433 --> 01:23:07,766
You know, I think I'm gonna go
for the Cornish game hen.
2019
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:10,199
WAITER:
Very good choice, sir. Madam?
2020
01:23:10,233 --> 01:23:12,700
Uh, if I could have
the truffle salad
2021
01:23:12,733 --> 01:23:15,033
and, ooh, the steak tartare?
2022
01:23:15,067 --> 01:23:16,501
Certainly, madam.
2023
01:23:16,534 --> 01:23:18,100
And for you, young lady?
2024
01:23:18,133 --> 01:23:21,033
Peanut butter sandwiches
and cherry ice cream, please?
2025
01:23:21,067 --> 01:23:23,501
I'm afraid we absolutely
cannot serve anything
2026
01:23:23,534 --> 01:23:25,401
that is not on the menu.
2027
01:23:27,368 --> 01:23:29,401
(sighs)
2028
01:23:32,368 --> 01:23:34,369
-I wish you could.
-(magical chiming)
2029
01:23:34,402 --> 01:23:38,336
However, seeing as you
asked exceptionally nicely,
2030
01:23:38,369 --> 01:23:41,402
peanut butter sandwiches
and cherry ice cream coming up,
2031
01:23:41,436 --> 01:23:43,035
mademoiselle.
2032
01:23:43,069 --> 01:23:44,570
And perhaps some french fries
and a Coke float?
2033
01:23:44,604 --> 01:23:45,770
Thank you.
2034
01:23:45,804 --> 01:23:48,070
-(chuckles)
-Thank you. That is sweet.
2035
01:23:48,103 --> 01:23:49,670
Give me some birthday luck.
2036
01:23:49,704 --> 01:23:51,504
-(chuckles)
-BERNARD: You know,
2037
01:23:51,537 --> 01:23:54,137
um, a little toast.
2038
01:23:55,838 --> 01:23:59,037
To my exquisite,
2039
01:23:59,071 --> 01:24:02,071
so-much-smarter-than-me wife.
2040
01:24:03,104 --> 01:24:05,806
And to our hilarious,
now almost totally grown-up,
2041
01:24:05,839 --> 01:24:07,772
little girl
2042
01:24:07,806 --> 01:24:10,205
on her big birthday.
2043
01:24:11,072 --> 01:24:13,539
What more can a man
ever wish for?
2044
01:24:15,773 --> 01:24:17,240
-Cheers.
-EVE: Cheers.
2045
01:24:17,273 --> 01:24:20,006
-Cheers.
-♪ Every day ♪
2046
01:24:21,773 --> 01:24:25,508
♪ Will be like a holiday ♪
2047
01:24:25,541 --> 01:24:27,774
(indistinct chatter)
2048
01:24:27,808 --> 01:24:31,541
♪ When my baby ♪
2049
01:24:33,341 --> 01:24:37,709
♪ When my baby comes home ♪
2050
01:24:37,742 --> 01:24:40,141
♪ ♪
2051
01:24:41,542 --> 01:24:44,042
♪ Every day ♪
2052
01:24:44,076 --> 01:24:46,276
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2053
01:24:46,309 --> 01:24:49,510
♪ Will be like a holiday ♪
2054
01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:51,543
♪ Oh, yes, it will ♪
2055
01:24:52,710 --> 01:24:56,077
♪ When my baby ♪
2056
01:24:58,544 --> 01:25:02,377
♪ When my baby comes home ♪
2057
01:25:04,144 --> 01:25:05,512
(ship horn blows)
2058
01:25:05,545 --> 01:25:08,545
♪ Oh, every day ♪
2059
01:25:10,245 --> 01:25:13,278
♪ Will be like a holiday ♪
2060
01:25:13,311 --> 01:25:16,646
♪ Oh, yes, it will... ♪
2061
01:25:16,679 --> 01:25:19,346
(chuckles) What do you say
we order in for dinner?
2062
01:25:19,379 --> 01:25:22,112
I don't think either of us
could be bothered to cook.
2063
01:25:22,145 --> 01:25:24,347
That's a great idea. Let me
go out and get something.
2064
01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:27,113
Okay, but maybe we shouldn't do
pizza from that place again.
2065
01:25:27,146 --> 01:25:29,313
Oh, come on, those are
the best pizzas ever.
2066
01:25:29,347 --> 01:25:31,547
You know what? You're right.
Get me that pizza
2067
01:25:31,580 --> 01:25:33,080
-and get it right now.
-Yeah?
2068
01:25:33,113 --> 01:25:34,715
-Yes. Now.
-Really? Mm.
2069
01:25:34,748 --> 01:25:37,147
-(chuckles)
-Mm.
2070
01:25:38,548 --> 01:25:40,615
♪ ♪
2071
01:25:45,115 --> 01:25:46,816
Evening, Charles.
2072
01:25:46,849 --> 01:25:49,115
Evening, Mr. Bottle.
2073
01:25:49,682 --> 01:25:52,115
(indistinct chatter)
2074
01:25:56,283 --> 01:25:58,250
Lenny, how you doing?
2075
01:25:58,283 --> 01:26:00,149
I'm great, man.
I'm living the dream.
2076
01:26:00,183 --> 01:26:02,049
What, are you kidding me?
Beats wearing a uniform
2077
01:26:02,083 --> 01:26:04,384
and hailing cabs
for jerks like you.
2078
01:26:04,417 --> 01:26:05,784
-(chuckles) -What are you doing,
you coming in?
2079
01:26:05,818 --> 01:26:07,117
-Yeah, thank you, Chef.
-Oh, great.
2080
01:26:07,150 --> 01:26:08,551
Let me get that door for ya.
2081
01:26:08,584 --> 01:26:12,284
-Oh, come on. -Come on,
it's like old times, pal.
2082
01:26:12,317 --> 01:26:14,552
Hey, honey.
2083
01:26:14,585 --> 01:26:16,485
Give us a nice hot one.
2084
01:26:16,519 --> 01:26:18,252
Of course.
2085
01:26:18,285 --> 01:26:20,785
One perfect pepperoni
for old Bernie boy.
2086
01:26:20,819 --> 01:26:23,318
I'm guessing you want
extra pepperoni?
2087
01:26:23,352 --> 01:26:25,653
Yeah. Please.
2088
01:26:25,686 --> 01:26:27,620
("I Wish" by Skee-Lo playing)
2089
01:26:27,653 --> 01:26:30,520
Your wish is my command.
2090
01:26:30,553 --> 01:26:32,253
♪ I wish I was
a little bit taller ♪
2091
01:26:32,286 --> 01:26:34,254
♪ I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl ♪
2092
01:26:34,287 --> 01:26:36,153
♪ Who looked good,
I would call her ♪
2093
01:26:36,187 --> 01:26:38,220
♪ I wish I had a rabbit
in a hat with a bat ♪
2094
01:26:38,254 --> 01:26:40,087
♪ And a six-four Impala ♪
2095
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,754
♪ I wish I was
like six-foot-nine ♪
2096
01:26:41,787 --> 01:26:43,487
♪ So I can get with Leoshi ♪
2097
01:26:43,521 --> 01:26:45,355
♪ 'Cause she don't know me
but, yo, she's really fine ♪
2098
01:26:45,388 --> 01:26:47,388
♪ You know I see her all
the time, everywhere I go ♪
2099
01:26:47,421 --> 01:26:49,288
♪ And even in my dreams,
I can scheme ♪
2100
01:26:49,321 --> 01:26:51,121
♪ Of ways to make her mine
'cause I know ♪
2101
01:26:51,154 --> 01:26:52,722
♪ She's livin' phat,
her boyfriend's tall ♪
2102
01:26:52,755 --> 01:26:55,256
♪ And he plays ball, so how
am I gonna compete with that? ♪
2103
01:26:55,289 --> 01:26:57,256
♪ 'Cause when it comes
to playing basketball ♪
2104
01:26:57,289 --> 01:26:59,256
♪ I'm always last to be picked
and in some cases ♪
2105
01:26:59,289 --> 01:27:01,422
♪ Never picked at all,
so I just lean up on the wall ♪
2106
01:27:01,456 --> 01:27:03,723
♪ Or sit up in the bleachers
with the rest of the girls ♪
2107
01:27:03,756 --> 01:27:05,390
♪ Who came
to watch their man ball ♪
2108
01:27:05,423 --> 01:27:08,357
♪ I confess it's a shame
when you livin' in a city ♪
2109
01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:10,590
♪ That's the size of a box
and nobody knows yo' name ♪
2110
01:27:10,624 --> 01:27:12,357
♪ Glad I came, to my senses ♪
2111
01:27:12,390 --> 01:27:14,258
♪ Like quick-quick,
got sick-sick to my stomach ♪
2112
01:27:14,291 --> 01:27:17,258
♪ Overcometh by thoughts
of me and her together, right? ♪
2113
01:27:17,291 --> 01:27:19,291
♪ So when I asked her out,
she said I wasn't her type ♪
2114
01:27:19,324 --> 01:27:22,291
♪ I wish I was a little bit
taller, I wish I was a baller ♪
2115
01:27:22,324 --> 01:27:24,792
♪ I wish I had a girl who
looked good, I would call her ♪
2116
01:27:24,826 --> 01:27:27,125
♪ I wish I had a rabbit
in a hat with a bat ♪
2117
01:27:27,158 --> 01:27:28,726
♪ And a six-four Impala ♪
2118
01:27:28,759 --> 01:27:32,459
♪ I wish I was a little bit
taller, I wish I was a baller ♪
2119
01:27:32,492 --> 01:27:34,793
♪ I wish I had a girl who
looked good, I would call her ♪
2120
01:27:34,827 --> 01:27:37,093
♪ I wish I had a rabbit
in a hat with a bat ♪
2121
01:27:37,126 --> 01:27:39,126
♪ And a six-four Impala ♪
2122
01:27:40,493 --> 01:27:44,127
♪ I wish... I wish ♪
2123
01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:46,427
♪ I wish ♪
2124
01:27:47,594 --> 01:27:51,494
♪ I wish... I wish ♪
2125
01:27:51,528 --> 01:27:53,528
♪ I wish. ♪
2126
01:27:53,561 --> 01:27:55,562
♪ ♪
2127
01:28:24,798 --> 01:28:27,198
♪ ♪
2128
01:28:56,835 --> 01:28:59,201
♪ ♪
2129
01:29:28,704 --> 01:29:31,104
♪ ♪
2130
01:30:00,707 --> 01:30:03,107
♪ ♪
2131
01:30:32,710 --> 01:30:35,111
♪ ♪
2132
01:31:04,714 --> 01:31:07,114
♪ ♪
2133
01:31:36,651 --> 01:31:39,050
♪ ♪
2134
01:32:08,654 --> 01:32:11,053
♪ ♪
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