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Keep your hands off of me!
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Come on, Scotty.
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Now, if anybody tries to stop us,
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you bite 'em on the ankle, okay?
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No one's listening to me!
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Oh god!
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No!
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- No, no! No! It was a human error!
- Wait.
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Not deliberate! Human error. God!
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Scotty, wait, Scotty.
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- Mom!
- Scotty! Don't worry, okay?
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- Where's my daughter?
- Mom!
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Scotty!
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It's okay,
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Don't worry, the police are helping Mommy.
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Mom!
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No, I...
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- Mom!
- Scotty!
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Scandia Middle School meeting is now over!
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The meeting is over.
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Freedom!
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Shoot.
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I tell ya.
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Ma'am, I'm sorry, could, could you...
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I'm worried about my daughter,
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who saw her mama carted away in handcuffs.
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You should have thought about that
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- before you tased the officer.
- Should have thought,
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"boy, I hope my daughter
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don't see her mama carted away in handcuffs"?
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What's the world coming to is all I'm saying.
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Neighbor against neighbor.
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That... I agree with you there.
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We were trying, me and my girl, to get out.
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School board meeting, my A-S-S.
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And then Mr. Abernathy, the math teacher,
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he came at me like something from a zombie movie.
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Which, don't come at a mama lion when she's got her cub.
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You know what I mean?
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But the officer... that...
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He was wrong place, wrong time.
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Here's what I know.
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It's a beautiful day.
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And you know what they call a herd a lions?
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A pride.
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So think about that.
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Makeup bag.
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Can I at least fix my h...
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My prints, do they...
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Is there a national database you put those in?
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Why? You some kind of fugitive?
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No. I...
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- don't want this to turn into a big deal.
- Okay.
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Geez, Looks like you had a heck of a time of it.
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Last school board meeting I ever do.
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- Here.
- Okay.
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Gosh, they put those cuffs on so tight.
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Ya.
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- Here.
- Okay.
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How come you look so nice?
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Going to Mom's for the, Christmas card deal.
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- Tonight?
- Yeah.
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Scotty's there already.
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Went with Jerome, her major domo.
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Look at me.
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I've been in the hoosegow.
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I got lice, possibly.
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Yeah, believe you me,
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I asked if we could move it, but you know Mom.
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I got your frock and hair stuff in the car.
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I scooped all your makeup into a bag.
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Except the bronzer, on account of
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you said it gives you hives.
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Look, we're in this rental today.
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Lots... and lots of leg room.
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- Okay, then.
- Yep. Here you go.
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- Thank you.
- All right.
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Is Scotty...
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Was she upset?
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You know...
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nothing some SpongeBob and her Game Boy
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couldn't fix.
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It was mayhem, I tell ya.
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Lucky I had the Taser.
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Although, on second thought,
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maybe better if I hadn't been so freewheeling with it.
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So they give you a summons or what?
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Full-on arrest scenario.
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Fingerprints, perp photo.
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Geez.
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You're lucky they didn't ask to look up my hidey hole.
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Mom said she's putting Danish Graves on it, so...
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You told your mom?
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I mean, yeah. I...
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What else am I suppo...
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She's the one with all the connections.
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The lawyers, judges.
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When they called, the police said you
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shocked a cop, so...
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On accident, to be fair.
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Yeah.
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Danish says the boys in blue get real miffed
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when you rough 'em up, so,
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not sure how easy he can make this go away.
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You might have to do some community service.
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You mean, on top of the 50 hours a week I spend
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raising money for the PTA,
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the Girl Scouts and the new library?
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Ya.
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I can't believe you told your mom.
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Go ahead.
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Checking now.
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- Is it Christmas already?
- No, ma'am.
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First comes Halloween, then Thanksgiving.
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This is for the card.
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Over the mountain and through the... loop.
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That's close enough?
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You sure you don't want to wear a dress?
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Shoot.
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- Suit's more dress-up.
- That's true.
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Think I salvaged it.
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You look great,
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- Thanks.
- Doesn't she, Dad?
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Splendid.
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Okay, we're ready here, if you want to alert Mrs. Lyon.
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- Hey, come here.
- Dad did it backwards?
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Hey, you got any nuts?
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I'm starving.
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There's a dinner after. Maybe not for us.
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I'm here.
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- You're ruining my entrance.
- What?
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You're...
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I'm here.
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Mrs. Lyon, I set you up here in front of the tree.
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I hope that's acceptable.
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Where's my granddaughter?
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- I'm here, Nana.
- Where?
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Right here.
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How progressive.
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Let's put the cross-dresser in the center.
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Wayne, you and your outlaw wife can sit on the bench.
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Wink and I will flank.
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All right.
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And shall I...
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Family only.
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Jerome.
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What the heck?
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It's about strength,
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a projection of our values as a family.
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Make a choice, dear.
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Perfect.
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Okay.
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Yeah, everybody look in the lens.
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And give me that Christmas spirit.
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Wayne, you remember the attorney general.
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Of course.
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Voted for you twice.
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That-that's some election humor.
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Not funny, is it, that sort of talk,
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what with our nation under siege?
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No politics at the table.
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I was telling Mick about this mess
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your wife got herself into.
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Wait. I thought...
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We talked about off-lining this conversation until...
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Mommy zapped a police.
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We don't need to talk about that now, do we? No.
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Like I was telling your mother-in-law here,
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I'll look into it.
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Objection. I want
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to be clear that nothing said at this table
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over any course, including dessert,
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should be considered an admission of...
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whatever happened, you know,
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I don't have to tell you, I was worried sick
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when I heard.
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'Course, assaulting an officer, that's...
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Allegedly.
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It was an accident.
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I'm sorry?
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I'm saying that...
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Never mind.
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What were you doing there in the first place?
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I mean, it was a school board meeting.
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I'm on the committee for the new library.
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We're trying to raise money to expand thrillers and mysteries.
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Lee Child and the like.
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Can't you give money like a normal person?
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Come on now, Ma. We don't have...
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I make a good wage, but...
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You have a trust.
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Talk to Danish.
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Nothing frivolous, of course,
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which... thrillers...
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May want to think that through a little more.
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Or here's a thought.
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Write your own pulp fiction
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now that you're an outlaw.
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You know, Rommel wasn't a tall man.
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Did you brush your teeth?
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Okay.
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- Mama?
- Yeah.
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Are you going to jail?
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You mean again? No.
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We're gonna get that sorted out,
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and I am gonna be here when you wake up in the morning,
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like always.
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Can we have Bisquick?
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Silver dollar, like you like 'em.
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- You ready?
- Yeah.
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Okay. Pirates. Arr!
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"Scurvy swabs."
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You want to take a tumble?
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I'm...
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You don't want that tonight.
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It was a heck of a day.
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I had to sponge my pits
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in your mom's commode like a French lady.
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Yeah, maybe I like that.
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Caged heat.
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I'm flattered, believe me.
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But if you try to touch me right now,
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I'm gonna have to tase you, too.
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Message received.
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Will it bother you if I watch Blue Bloods?
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Knock yourself out.
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- Look at you.
- Promised her pancakes.
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None for me,
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I have the new models coming in.
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Want to be at the showroom to greet 'em.
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Scotty, the dad bus is leaving.
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I can take her.
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You know, I was thinking maybe
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stay away from school for a few days.
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- But...
- Let things cool down?
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Come on, kid.
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Grab your gear.
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She hasn't had her Bisquick yet.
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Stop for doughnuts on the way, how about?
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- Doughnuts?
- See?
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I'll be home late.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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- Here.
- All right. Thanks.
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I'll keep your plate in the warmer for you.
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- All right.
- Bye, squirt.
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Bye.
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Come on, have a seat.
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Let's get started.
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Thank you.
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A Tuesday crowd that sounds like a Friday crowd.
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I love it, yeah.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please say hello
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to my good friend. It's Shea s over there.
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- Hello, Shea.
- Hey.
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Kendall is off, she's continuing
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to recuperate
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from her knee surgery, so, yeah.
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She's, like, best dog mom in the world.
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I was telling her, like, "Your dogs are gonna be so sad
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- when you go back to work."
- So sad.
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- They're spoiled right now.
- They're gonna be
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used to her being home and taking care of 'em, and, yeah.
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Dexter likes it. You know, when they say,
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dogs start look like their owners
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after a little while?
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Speaking of dogs,
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today, in studio, we are very lucky
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to have highly-regarded animal psychologist...
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I'm sweating in this thing.
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Enough of this fucking thing.
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00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,764
Where is this bitch?
272
00:21:55,092 --> 00:21:57,311
Is she dead?
273
00:22:48,885 --> 00:22:51,453
Lady...
274
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,280
he said alive.
275
00:22:54,325 --> 00:22:56,370
But he didn't say nothing about
276
00:22:56,414 --> 00:22:58,851
"with all her teeth."
277
00:22:58,895 --> 00:23:01,158
You feel me?
278
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,930
I'm sure she lost track of time, slugger.
279
00:23:41,938 --> 00:23:44,941
Can you see if I left my briefcase in the car?
280
00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:01,566
- You want it?
- No! I...
281
00:24:01,610 --> 00:24:03,655
You stay there, okay?
282
00:24:42,868 --> 00:24:44,914
Geez.
283
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,590
Mr. Lyon?
284
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:11,027
I threw up in the downstairs commode.
285
00:25:11,070 --> 00:25:13,029
I'm saying that so when-when you see that there,
286
00:25:13,072 --> 00:25:14,813
that's me.
287
00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:16,791
Your message said you came home and the front door was...
288
00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:20,471
Was wide open, yeah, and there's... blood.
289
00:25:20,514 --> 00:25:21,907
I mean, you'll see, and...
290
00:25:21,951 --> 00:25:25,084
And no Dot. You think she's...
291
00:25:25,128 --> 00:25:27,193
- Gonna need you to stay out here, Mr. Lyon.
- Okay.
292
00:25:27,217 --> 00:25:28,645
Forensic truck should be pulling in shortly.
293
00:25:28,646 --> 00:25:30,029
Tell 'em I'm having a look around the place
294
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:31,080
and to come on in.
295
00:25:31,081 --> 00:25:33,832
I sent Scotty to the neighbor's, so...
296
00:25:33,876 --> 00:25:35,747
That was good thinking.
297
00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:37,725
- Did you try your wife's cell?
- Yeah, first thing.
298
00:25:37,749 --> 00:25:39,751
It's on the kitchen counter, so...
299
00:25:39,795 --> 00:25:43,407
If anything happened to her...
300
00:25:45,409 --> 00:25:47,237
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
301
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,673
I'm gonna check the premises now.
302
00:25:51,937 --> 00:25:54,636
There's some kind of a burnt hat,
303
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,594
maybe, upstairs.
304
00:26:36,329 --> 00:26:38,331
What the heck?
305
00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:40,638
I think we have to assume this is a kidnapping.
306
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,032
- So she's alive?
- For now.
307
00:26:46,209 --> 00:26:48,385
Are you crying?
308
00:26:48,428 --> 00:26:50,735
- No.
- I'd expect a ransom demand
309
00:26:50,779 --> 00:26:52,694
somewhere in the next 48,
310
00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:55,914
probably for some real cheese.
311
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:58,023
You know, with Scotty's school and the new fleet,
312
00:26:58,047 --> 00:27:00,571
I don't really have that money.
313
00:27:00,614 --> 00:27:03,052
Wayne. I'm the deep pockets here.
314
00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:06,142
Though why they think I'd break the bank
315
00:27:06,185 --> 00:27:08,187
for some low-rent skirt my son knocked up...
316
00:27:10,015 --> 00:27:13,192
Mom, that's my wife you're talking about.
317
00:27:13,236 --> 00:27:16,239
Don't be a baby. You're at the grownup table.
318
00:27:16,282 --> 00:27:20,722
How much could we pull together, cash, if we had to?
319
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,898
Money's not the problem.
320
00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:24,638
The company's cash-rich right now,
321
00:27:24,682 --> 00:27:26,684
what with the market volatility.
322
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,904
And heck, you got kidnap insurance.
323
00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:30,601
Doesn't she?
324
00:27:30,644 --> 00:27:32,255
Foreign and domestic.
325
00:27:32,298 --> 00:27:33,865
We're, checking to make sure it applies
326
00:27:33,909 --> 00:27:35,301
to the daughter-in-law.
327
00:27:35,345 --> 00:27:38,217
No, the real issue now is process.
328
00:27:38,261 --> 00:27:40,219
Do we bring the FBI in
329
00:27:40,263 --> 00:27:42,700
or a private hostage negotiation team?
330
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,789
I want to keep this thing quiet.
331
00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:47,966
We already got enough worthless public servants running around
332
00:27:48,010 --> 00:27:50,229
thinking they own the place.
333
00:28:14,601 --> 00:28:16,560
I'm home.
334
00:29:02,301 --> 00:29:05,522
Turning in.
335
00:29:05,565 --> 00:29:08,046
Got to get up early on account I'm working a big case.
336
00:29:08,090 --> 00:29:10,179
Kidnapping, we think.
337
00:29:10,222 --> 00:29:12,355
Forensics came back two different blood types,
338
00:29:12,398 --> 00:29:13,835
not the victim.
339
00:29:17,751 --> 00:29:19,144
Slicing right again.
340
00:29:19,188 --> 00:29:21,494
I'm dropping my shoulder.
341
00:29:23,496 --> 00:29:25,194
Did you put in for the regional?
342
00:29:26,195 --> 00:29:28,284
Twenty-five hundred bucks.
343
00:29:29,285 --> 00:29:30,634
No kidding.
344
00:29:30,677 --> 00:29:32,027
I know.
345
00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:33,550
I don't got to tell you...
346
00:29:33,593 --> 00:29:35,769
- I know.
- Sears sent a final notice,
347
00:29:35,813 --> 00:29:37,293
and the mortgage...
348
00:29:37,336 --> 00:29:38,990
I said I know.
349
00:29:40,035 --> 00:29:42,341
Please don't get defensive.
350
00:29:42,385 --> 00:29:45,083
Got out of our skis is all,
351
00:29:45,127 --> 00:29:46,365
- what with the simulator.
- I told you,
352
00:29:46,389 --> 00:29:47,781
I need it for the winter months.
353
00:29:47,825 --> 00:29:49,653
Of course.
354
00:29:49,696 --> 00:29:52,830
I'm not saying it's superfluous.
355
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:56,442
Maybe think about making up a few shifts
356
00:29:56,486 --> 00:29:58,444
at the Red Apple again.
357
00:29:58,488 --> 00:30:00,142
Or we talked about,
358
00:30:00,185 --> 00:30:02,144
maybe you go back to radiology school,
359
00:30:02,187 --> 00:30:04,624
you know, as a backup.
360
00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:08,846
I don't need a backup.
361
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,848
You got your dream job,
362
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:13,590
and... I'm so close.
363
00:30:13,633 --> 00:30:16,201
You know, I came in second at Hilton Head.
364
00:30:16,245 --> 00:30:18,987
Like I said, got to get up early.
365
00:30:20,858 --> 00:30:22,512
Proud of you.
366
00:30:23,643 --> 00:30:26,908
Thanks. You coming?
367
00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:30,259
In a minute. A few more drives.
368
00:31:10,299 --> 00:31:13,258
Shut the fuck up already.
369
00:31:13,302 --> 00:31:15,565
My face.
370
00:31:15,608 --> 00:31:17,697
It's still there. Stop whining.
371
00:31:17,741 --> 00:31:19,438
Is it cloudy in here?
372
00:31:19,482 --> 00:31:21,571
My eye.
373
00:31:25,923 --> 00:31:28,970
I'm afraid to look.
374
00:31:30,058 --> 00:31:35,019
Got two eyes.
375
00:31:35,063 --> 00:31:37,935
Could you take me to a veterinarian?
376
00:31:42,505 --> 00:31:44,202
What?
377
00:31:44,246 --> 00:31:46,683
You know, like in the movies.
378
00:31:46,726 --> 00:31:49,686
'Cause they're also a doctor, for animals.
379
00:31:49,729 --> 00:31:52,558
You need to go the hospital.
380
00:31:55,735 --> 00:31:57,694
Burns like that,
381
00:31:57,737 --> 00:32:00,305
you're gonna get infected.
382
00:32:01,350 --> 00:32:02,568
Maybe even go to the brain.
383
00:32:02,612 --> 00:32:04,527
- Shut up.
- I need my brain.
384
00:32:05,571 --> 00:32:07,791
Not from where the driver sits.
385
00:32:45,916 --> 00:32:47,831
What's going on?
386
00:32:51,182 --> 00:32:53,532
Where did you get the truck?
387
00:32:54,794 --> 00:32:57,449
Stole it, like you said, over in St. Cloud.
388
00:32:57,493 --> 00:32:59,364
Stole from who?
389
00:32:59,408 --> 00:33:01,801
You got me. Some guy's driveway.
390
00:33:14,118 --> 00:33:17,165
- Christ.
- What do we do?
391
00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:18,731
- Shut up.
- What do we do?
392
00:33:18,775 --> 00:33:20,690
Shut up.
393
00:33:54,245 --> 00:33:57,205
There's a .38 in the glove box.
394
00:33:58,510 --> 00:34:00,251
And you... don't get any funny...
395
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,689
Geez.
396
00:34:05,996 --> 00:34:07,128
My God.
397
00:34:07,171 --> 00:34:08,738
Are you okay, ma'am?
398
00:34:18,051 --> 00:34:19,183
Shit!
399
00:34:24,754 --> 00:34:28,192
Officer down! I repeat, officer down!
400
00:34:35,068 --> 00:34:37,549
Christ on a stick.
401
00:34:47,733 --> 00:34:49,387
Come on.
402
00:35:15,979 --> 00:35:17,285
This is
403
00:35:17,328 --> 00:35:19,417
Deputy Witt Farr. I'm on the lam,
404
00:35:19,461 --> 00:35:22,028
evading pursuit.
405
00:35:22,072 --> 00:35:23,987
Two shooters in a,
406
00:35:24,030 --> 00:35:26,555
a dark-green F250.
407
00:35:42,048 --> 00:35:43,789
Wait,
408
00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:46,139
no.
409
00:36:45,634 --> 00:36:49,028
Son, get down before you lose your head.
410
00:36:51,030 --> 00:36:52,597
- You got a back door?
- No.
411
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,906
What about, a first aid kit?
412
00:37:02,390 --> 00:37:04,479
- Come on!
- I got you.
413
00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:05,828
It's okay.
414
00:37:05,871 --> 00:37:07,351
It's okay.
415
00:37:08,874 --> 00:37:10,572
Let me help.
416
00:37:14,967 --> 00:37:17,013
Stay calm. Backup'll be here soon.
417
00:37:22,497 --> 00:37:24,629
Fix your leg. I'll check the doors.
418
00:37:24,673 --> 00:37:26,544
Clerk said no back door.
419
00:37:26,588 --> 00:37:27,695
There's a bathroom back there.
420
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,068
It'll have a window.
421
00:37:29,112 --> 00:37:31,332
Right. Good thinking.
422
00:38:07,890 --> 00:38:10,066
You gonna make it?
423
00:38:10,109 --> 00:38:12,285
Yeah, I'll get us there.
424
00:38:12,329 --> 00:38:14,200
I'll get us there.
425
00:39:36,195 --> 00:39:37,675
God.
426
00:40:06,138 --> 00:40:08,184
you got any weaponry back there?
427
00:40:08,227 --> 00:40:11,709
Shotgun? Lead pipe?
428
00:40:11,753 --> 00:40:13,929
Got a air horn.
429
00:40:13,972 --> 00:40:17,193
- A what?
- An air horn? It's, like,
430
00:40:17,236 --> 00:40:19,282
air in a can, and you push the button
431
00:40:19,325 --> 00:40:21,414
and you...
432
00:43:37,088 --> 00:43:38,873
Shoot.
433
00:44:02,418 --> 00:44:04,420
Losing a lot of blood here.
434
00:44:23,918 --> 00:44:26,181
Must have hit an artery.
435
00:44:35,581 --> 00:44:38,149
I'm guessing there was a perp in the commode?
436
00:44:45,896 --> 00:44:49,334
Put this in here. Yeah? Okay?
437
00:44:51,075 --> 00:44:52,250
Okay.
438
00:44:52,294 --> 00:44:54,339
Now I'm gonna twist it.
439
00:44:54,383 --> 00:44:56,994
Yeah?
440
00:44:57,038 --> 00:45:00,128
It's okay. Come on.
441
00:45:00,171 --> 00:45:02,130
- Can you hold it?
- Yeah.
442
00:45:07,265 --> 00:45:09,485
Where'd you learn to do all this?
443
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,576
It's not my first getaway.
444
00:45:14,925 --> 00:45:17,319
Sorry.
445
00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:22,280
Can you at least tell me your name?
446
00:45:22,324 --> 00:45:25,240
Okay. You're gonna be okay.
447
00:45:27,851 --> 00:45:30,288
Where's the second fella?
448
00:45:30,332 --> 00:45:32,682
By the front door.
449
00:45:32,725 --> 00:45:34,162
Breathing?
450
00:46:17,466 --> 00:46:20,208
The cavalry's here.
451
00:46:20,251 --> 00:46:22,906
Come by me so they don't...
452
00:46:29,826 --> 00:46:32,046
Gonna put you in for a medal when this is over.
453
00:46:33,612 --> 00:46:35,963
Some kind of commendation, you know?
454
00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:41,490
Civilian bravery or some such.
455
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,046
We're gonna get her back.
456
00:50:26,845 --> 00:50:28,978
Making sure Scotty...
457
00:50:29,021 --> 00:50:31,502
She didn't get her Bisquick yesterday.
458
00:50:35,245 --> 00:50:36,681
Geez, you're bleeding.
459
00:50:37,639 --> 00:50:39,031
I am?
460
00:50:39,075 --> 00:50:42,252
Would you look at that.
461
00:50:42,296 --> 00:50:45,734
I feel like the silliest.
462
00:50:45,777 --> 00:50:49,172
What the heck happened?
463
00:50:49,216 --> 00:50:50,304
Some kind of break-in?
464
00:50:50,347 --> 00:50:52,741
The blood and, like,
465
00:50:52,784 --> 00:50:55,613
the hair?
466
00:50:55,657 --> 00:50:57,920
Are you okay?
467
00:50:57,963 --> 00:51:00,401
Stop being so ridiculous.
468
00:51:00,444 --> 00:51:01,706
I must have
469
00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:04,753
cut myself is all, earlier.
470
00:51:04,796 --> 00:51:06,407
And,
471
00:51:06,450 --> 00:51:09,758
you know, yesterday was a tough pill to swallow,
472
00:51:09,801 --> 00:51:12,064
so I thought I could go somewhere,
473
00:51:12,108 --> 00:51:13,457
clear my head.
474
00:51:14,850 --> 00:51:18,070
But, I'm...
475
00:51:18,114 --> 00:51:19,637
Two types of blood they found.
476
00:51:19,681 --> 00:51:23,337
- Yep.
- O-negative and...
477
00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:25,948
I forgot the other one, but not yours.
478
00:51:25,991 --> 00:51:29,125
And the deal with the ski mask
479
00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:31,736
- all scorched and stuff?
- Ya.
480
00:51:31,780 --> 00:51:33,521
I had some of the winter things out,
481
00:51:33,564 --> 00:51:35,305
prepping for the seasonal changeover.
482
00:51:35,349 --> 00:51:37,394
- Ya?
- And I guess I must have put 'em
483
00:51:37,438 --> 00:51:40,354
too close to the curlers, and it...
484
00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:44,401
You must think I'm some kind of fool.
485
00:51:44,445 --> 00:51:47,491
No, of course...
486
00:51:47,535 --> 00:51:48,623
of course not.
487
00:51:50,581 --> 00:51:53,410
What are you saying? 'Cause the cops were here.
488
00:51:53,454 --> 00:51:57,501
That Indian lady, and she said...
489
00:51:57,545 --> 00:52:00,156
"abducted by force" is what she... And then
490
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,873
I'm at my mom's figuring out a ransom strategy...
491
00:52:01,897 --> 00:52:03,725
You told your mom?
492
00:52:03,768 --> 00:52:07,511
Yeah, there was...
493
00:52:07,555 --> 00:52:08,991
You were abducted.
494
00:52:09,034 --> 00:52:10,558
Stop saying that.
495
00:52:11,950 --> 00:52:13,213
I had a bad day.
496
00:52:13,256 --> 00:52:15,519
I needed some time to clear my head.
497
00:52:16,607 --> 00:52:19,001
Did I leave the house a mess?
498
00:52:19,044 --> 00:52:20,698
Shoot.
499
00:52:23,962 --> 00:52:27,531
I know you think I'm this kinda perfect woman...
500
00:52:27,575 --> 00:52:30,186
wife, mother...
501
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:33,755
but you know, even I got a breaking point.
502
00:52:56,168 --> 00:52:58,910
Now, you want to set the table for breakfast?
503
00:52:58,954 --> 00:53:01,261
Got to make sure Scotty gets her vitamins and minerals
504
00:53:01,304 --> 00:53:04,220
for school. Most important meal of the day.
505
00:53:26,130 --> 00:53:31,130
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506
00:55:56,914 --> 00:55:58,960
Now I get it.
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