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hey Aziz let's say our hope you're ready
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for a mind-blowing 73 question interview
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experience that I'm about to throw down
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for you of course all right so what's
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popping these days here in LA and
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tomorrow I'm going to New York for the
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Met Gala what's the next vacation you're
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taking go back to Italy what was the
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last vacation you took I was living in
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Japan for a couple months huh are you
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always on vacation wasn't really
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vacation I was there writing a script
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did you come out of writing done
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not really hey we're in LA so I make you
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smoothie love it let's go who do you
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wish you could meet for the first time
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again mmm Beyonce who is the first
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person to call you with good news either
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my parents or Eric Wareheim who's your
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favorite person to write with my little
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brother uh nice if you could blast one
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joke into outer space what would it be
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um all of Richard Pryor live in concert
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what's her favorite punchline to a joke
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that puppy does that he's gonna be in
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big trouble I don't know what the setup
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is but I really like that punchline when
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did you realize that comedy was a real
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option for you sophomore year college
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what's your best Amy Poehler story her
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kids always call me turkey sandwich did
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50 cent ever confront you about that
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grapefruit joke no I did not
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what's one thing about Chris Pratt
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people would be surprised to know he's
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our most successful Indian American
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actor what's the best impression you can
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do
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I'm sandy Kenyon with the Eyewitness
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News move a minute what was the best
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lesson your parents ever taught you uh
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be nice to people and work really hard
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what's the funniest thing your dad's
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ever done probably when he's annoying my
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mom all the time
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what's the funniest thing your mom's
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ever done probably when she's getting
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mad at my dad for annoying her all the
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time
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what's the first app you open in the
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morning I try to keep my phone really
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far away from me what's your favorite
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mythical creature as a dinosaurs even
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though the real what noise would you
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play as you enter her room ba ba ba uh
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what's one thing you don't know that you
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want to learn how to cook everything can
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you say something in six languages um
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tengo hambre
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chef am well naka got sweet ah I'm
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hungry
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via pasta key the fr me have you know so
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pay okay to parla Italiano per K to par
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Italian si Umberto parla Italiano cuando
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vas ooh Tony Natalia para chair cappella
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copy Oni pelo second dose Tatiana de
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Maistre an en ta Andiamo
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what makes South Carolina barbecue
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different it's a little less racist in
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Alabama barbecue what's the most
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delicious place in the world Tokyo it's
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a favorite taco of all time
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I like Ricky's fish tacos and many other
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tacos please don't make me choose one
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what's a food trend that you hate the
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word foodie stop it people that like
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food shouldn't get this weird fetishes
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sounding thing call the people that
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don't care what they eat food bozos
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what's the best fast food restaurant
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chick-fil-a which makes a controversy so
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hard breaking if you were any type of
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pasta what type of pasta would you be
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lasagna if you had a food truck over the
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name be Aziz's lasagna what's your
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spirit animal plot a source who is your
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ultimate style icon right now marchello
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Mastriani what fashion trend should we
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most definitely bring back sweatpants
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with the words on the butt but you
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integrated into protest culture so it's
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like hashtag join the conversation do
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you have any fashion advice for me maybe
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go to a tailor hmm you're being honored
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and giving the story at the mothball
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this year do you get stage fright no I'm
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a professional comedian not even that
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time when you hosted us and a little I
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was really nervous all right let's go
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down if you wrote the sequel
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to modern romance for 40 years into the
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future what would the subtitle be
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teleportation and Dougie's how to make a
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woman laugh be honest be yourself try to
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connect with them hope for the best
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what is your best tinder pick-up line
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devs is uh going to hopefully let me to
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pick you up anything who's her childhood
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crush Elaine Benes dev a deal-breaker
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not liking Seinfeld what's your most
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overused emoji this guy yeah
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what was your al Instant Messenger
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screening well for a while I was
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Megadeth 45 ZZZ what's the most amazing
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gift you've ever received in your life
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my kids wait you have kids nope
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what's the Met Gala theme of this year
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uh I think it's Josh Kosh B'gosh a
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retrospective who are you most nervous
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to meet and designers a bash in Oshkosh
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she kind of a plus four to this event
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who would you bring all four members of
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Boise men so they could sing on bended
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knee when I walked in is there anything
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you want to say to Anna before the big
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night
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Anna please sit me next to that area
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where they bring out the little trays of
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pigs in a blanket
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Aziz hey my wife and I are on the fritz
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and how do we win back her trust well I
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don't know man I'm sorry here's your
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glasses oh thanks
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hey what's your favorite DJ pie slub
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first record you ever scratched a
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warrant tour by traffic or quest what
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song do you not want to hear anyone sing
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ever again i karaoke American Pie what's
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your best memory of hanging out with
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Kanye West time I walked into his house
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he's listening to a the weights in
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heartbreak and I started listening to
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old music and he said yeah these meats
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are dope can you rang Kanye West's
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albums and order a best to worst
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there's a tie up top watch throwing
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Twisted Fantasy then I'm going to go a
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tie with years's and like a Pablo then
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graduation then Kyle drop up in late
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registration oh my god it's so hard yeah
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that is hard favorite verse from any
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emcee ever what's my favorite not the
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best babe yeah so my favorite is maybe
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that really silly DMX verse where he
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lists all his ex-girlfriend's could I
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please hear some of that no I couldn't
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do it justice I'm sorry can you at least
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list some of your ex-girlfriends mine
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yeah hmm well there was Brenda Leticia
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Linda Felicia dawn LaShawn Inez Alisha
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Teresa Monica
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Sharon Vicky Lisa Veronica Cameron Nicky
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cookie where'd you meet cookie oh I met
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her at the ice cream parlor Tanya Diane
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Lauri and Carla Marina Selena Katrina
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Sabrina
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about three kids what Latoya and Tina
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there's others but we should practically
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it's a random day in 1996 what are you
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most likely doing learning a Led
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Zeppelin guitar solo it's a random day
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in 2006 what are you most likely doing
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getting ready for one of my awful early
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stand-up sets it's a random day in 2027
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what are you most likely doing
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teleporting to Tokyo I got high hopes
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for them figuring out teleportation Aziz
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where you from I'm so from South
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Carolina no no like were you really from
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racist okay mandatory nod to Reddit
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would you rather fight one hundred
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duck-sized horses or one horse-sized
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duck one horse-sized duck but little
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Sebastian from Parks and Rec has had my
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back
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what's the last book you didn't finish a
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life by Elia Kazan who's your favorite
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video game character the axe from Mortal
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Kombat 2 what's the best movie of all
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time back in the teacher or the
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apartment or I'm a chord what advice do
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you have for asian-americans aspiring to
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get into entertainment don't ask
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questions like that you can do anything
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why people can do what TV show would you
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want to make a cameo in night writer
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what famous person would you want to
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play you in a movie
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hopefully I get the part but I feel like
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with the way things are going it
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probably be deaf but tell re so mad
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those guys are really popular like what
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if they're busy my dad okay as easy imma
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finito perk a chair know Setanta III
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know ce pas been a great MLM wanna
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Janata shivery amo dope Oh
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