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[My Annoying Roommate]

[Episode 1]

Good morning, everyone.

This is Fugua Village.

It's cloudy today.

The average temperature is 23 degrees Celsius.

It's a nice day.

Ah.

It's a nice day.

Here's an advertisement.

Su Qiao's shop

has a crazy sale recently.

Spend 20 yuan there and you'll get a pack of tissues for free.

Bracket.

The quota is limited, but don't tell them.

Bracket.

I accidentally read it out.

Uncle. Get up.

Uncle. Get up.

Get up and open the door for the shop.

Qiao. We open the shop

just because

we want to open the door when we want to.

If we can't do whatever we want,

then it's meaningless.

Hu Zhifei.

Did your mother entrust you to me

so that I could see you so depraved?

That's your grandma.

Your mother, who is my sister,

entrusted you to me

so that we can rely on each other.

She didn't want us to hurt each other.

Put the knife away.

Tell me.

Why do open Auspicious Shop?

To make money.

My life creed

is to make money.

The meaning of my life

is to make money.

Make money!

Make more money!

I'll open the door now.

That's right!

It's time to deliver.

Qiao.

When can you change

your phone bell?

Scissors, paper, stone!

You cheated.

You should surrender the defeat.

You made the stone yourself.

By the way,

you should deliver the goods today.

Don't forget to send that pig to the Fang family.

It's not called that pig.

It's called Char Siu.

Char Siu. I'm here to send you home.

[Auspicious Shop]

Uncle, I'm going to deliver the goods.

Take care.

I'm Su Qiao, a Senior 2 student in Fugua Town Middle School.

This is

Fugua Village, Fugua Town, where I grew up.

This is not a very wealthy place.

Fortunately, there are mountains, seas, cows and fish.

The summer is wet and the winter is not cold.

Everyone is having fun.

It's a small southern village where people live and work in peace and contentment.

A big city has a central business area.

And Fugua Village has my shop.

The shop provides daily necessaries

[Auspicious Shop]

to the entire Fugua Village.

It is the most important place in the village.

And I'm the most important person in the shop.

So,

I,

Su Qiao,

is the most important person in Fugua Village.

[Dad]

[Mr. Lin]

How dare you hang up on me?

I don't even know what you're thinking.

Even if I didn't agree,

you still wanted to be an actor.

After training for so long,

now your career is showing some improvement,

and someone wants you to act in a play.

But you

ran away.

I don't want to act.

And I don't want to be an actor.

You're doing things too casually!

It's fine if you don't want to be an actor.

I didn't want you to do it anyway.

Stay in the village for a while.

I'll talk to your company about termination in a few days.

It's none of your business.

I can handle it.

You can handle it?

You can't do anything right.

You are not responsible for yourself at all.

I don't know what you wil be in the future.

Whose cow is that?

Hello.

Why aren't you saying anything?

Let's stop here.

Are you listening?

Grandpa, I'm here.

Qiao.

I’ve brought the things

Uncle Zhang asked me to buy for you.

I still have a lot of things at home.

Tell him not to waste money.

What's wrong?

A kid stepped on the rice field.

Go take a look.

Grandpa, it's okay. I'll go and have a look.

Okay. Hurry up.

Don't move forward.

You'll trample on the rice.

Hello?

I'm talking to you.

Are you deaf? I'm talking to you.

Brother.

I told you not to move forward. Can't you hear me?

It's all because of you that I ate dirt.

I fell down.

Why didn't you help me?

Who are you?

Do you have a moral conscience?

You broke it.

You trampled on the rice field.

[Fugua Middle School, Su Qiao, Class 3, Grade 2]

What are you looking at?

Your name is Su Qiao?

Yes, why?

My name is Lin Zilu.

I didn't ask your name.

Hey.

What kind of person is this?

Ridiculous.

[Meigang City Fugua Middle School]

Oh no, I'm going to be late.

How is it? Can we go in?

The teacher is still hanging around.

You're late and still studying ants.

Do you have to go to the toilet before running

when a comet hits the Earth one day?

It's common to be late.

But it's not common to see ants moving.

Alright, stand up.

What's wrong with your clothes?

Did you eat shit?

Watch your mouth.

I met a jinx today.

So unlucky.

Let's go. Now. Let's go.

Take my bag. Be careful.

What's this smell?

-Is there really shit? -It’s none of your business.

What's inside here is my lifeblood.

Let's go.

Look at my movements.

Easy and agile.

Fang Liang.

You don't have your name tag. Two points deducted.

[Supervisor]

No, no, no. Here it is.

I knew you would be late,

so I lured the teacher away.

Follow me.

That's our monitor.

I, Su Qiao,

the monitor, Guan Jinjin,

big guy, Fang Liang,

And Blenny, Wang Nianyu.

We are the most famous foursome

in Fugua village.

[Class 3, Grade 2]

[Meigang City Fugua Middle School]

Why did you bring it?

I should have sent it to your home this morning,

but I met a jinx on the way.

I fell into the fields and got covered in mud.

So I didn’t make it.

-I’ll give it to you now. -No.

What if it makes a sound?

It won't.

I fed it some wine.

It's sleeping like a log.

No.

If Miss. Yu finds out,

my brothers will beat me to death.

Then let them beat you to death.

Don't look at me.

I'm not getting involved.

Don't look at me.

You should be responsible for it.

We're no longer friends!

No, no, no.

There's no one here.

Put it into the desk.

What?

Boss Su, a bottle of coke.

Pay first.

Boss Su, your business is good.

How much is this bottle of coke?

How can I ask you for money?

Miss. Yu. You work hard today.

Rinse your mouth with cola.

You're getting bolder.

Put it away.

If I catch you selling things again,

I'll confiscate all of them.

Candy.

Before class,

let me introduce

our newly transferred classmates to you.

Come in.

This is the jinx I mentioned.

He's quite handsome.

You can't say you are the most handsome boy in the school anymore.

Quiet.

Introduce yourself first.

My name is Lin Zilu.

Just sit there.

No.

Su Qiao. You've been a boss for a long time,

so you think you own the school, right?

Sit down.

Ignore her.

Just sit there.

If she dares to bully you,

just tell me.

Thank you. Teacher.

In the last class,

we talked about the second paragraph of The Orchid Pavilion.

Who would like to review

what we talked about last class?

You are so shameless.

How dare you be my deskmate?

It's you.

I remember your face.

What's your name?

Li Lu.

This is my bag.

This is my seat.

Keep your voice down.

Char Siu.

Char Siu.

Char Siu.

Don't make a fuss.

Char Siu. Stop!

I finally caught you.

Miss. Yu, do you like pork?

Su Qiao.

Miss. Yu, I was wrong.

Just watch my performance this time.

Last time, I flopped down on my knees

and captured her mind.

We must get Char Siu back this time.

Come on.

Miss. Yu. I've had such a hard time.

I grew up in a poor family.

And I have a useless uncle.

I've been working hard for over ten years

to support

my small but warm home.

That pig...

That pig is the life-saving straw

of my family.

There's no need to kneel down.

Why are you here?

It's none of your business.

Next time,

don't kneel down to others casually.

It's embarrassing.

Stop!

What are you doing?

Lin Zilu, are you okay?

You know...

Every school

always has some special students.

Thank you. Teacher.

You're welcome.

Miss. Yu, I just came here.

So I'm not familiar with many things.

I would like to apply to you

to go back today first.

No problem. Go ahead.

Thank you. Teacher.

Miss. Yu, I was wrong.

Miss. Yu. I've had such a hard time. I grew up in a poor family.

And I have a useless uncle.

I've been working hard for over ten years

to support

my small but warm home.

That pig...

That pig is the life-saving straw

of my family.

Miss. Yu.

The life-saving straw, right?

Stand up.

The straw of last month.

The straw of the month before last.

Haven't you realized your mistake yet?

What do you mean?

This is for you.

You work so hard in class.

Don't tell others.

Cut the crap.

A self-criticism of 3000 words.

Also, you broke Qian's phone

when catching the pig.

Prepare to compensate her.

Li Yilu. Change seats.

Lin Zilu.

I've only known you for a few hours,

but you made me fall and let the pig go.

And you just let me kneel in vain.

My life will be shorten

if we continue to be deskmates.

I didn't ask you to kneel in the office.

You brought the pig and put it into my desk.

You pounced at me this morning

and fell because you couldn't stand properly.

What does it have to do with me?

Qiao.

It sounds like

you are just unlucky.

Why did you pounce at him?

I was trying to prevent someone from destroying the field.

You broke my cassette recorder.

How will you compensate me?

It's just a cassette recorder.

Are you trying to blackmail me?

[Yu He]

Don't go if you dare.

What kind of attitude is that?

I'd rather be the garbage's deskmate

than your deskmate.

Hello.

Zilu, you finally picked up.

I called you many times but you didn't answer.

How are you?

I...

I'm fine.

Anyway,

it's not my first time experiencing this kind of thing.

Zilu,

you’d better call Wu and admit your mistake.

Do you think I was wrong?

This is the rule of this industry.

If we still want to work in this industry, we must obey it.

What a jinx! What a jinx!

Why am I so unlucky?

Qiao. I’ve known you for more than ten years.

No one has ever talked to you like that.

Let's beat him up.

If it were me, I wouldn't be able to stand it.

He's too handsome. I'll kill him.

That's right.

We have to teach him a lesson.

Let him know that

we foursome is not easy to mess with.

Do you agree, Jinjin?

I'm not involved.

But he has left.

How can you teach him a lesson?

Go after him!

Laugh while you can.

You won't even be able to cry in a while.

Blenny. Take photos.

What photos?

I‘ll break his jaw,

let him choke on his teeth.

Take a photo of him.

I’ll take the photos.

I'll teach you...

Boss, he's shameless.

He's playing dirty.

Boss.

Looks like the enemy is prepared.

You're good at tactics. Boy.

If I don't beat you up today and let you call me dad,

you are my dad.

-I... -Su Qiao.

Reading makes people fulfilled.

Thinking makes people profound.

Communication makes people sober.

Fang Liang, you don't study.

Wang Nianyu, you're not sober.

Su Qiao,

you neither read nor think,

nor are you sober.

Take a good look at the slogan.

Don't leave until you finish 100 squats.

Don't stand by anymore. Go back.

Wipe your sweat.

I'm not tired. Jinjin.

Jinjin is the best.

There are 35 more.

Who said

they were going to beat me up

and take photos?

Smile.

-Lu Xiaolin. You want to die, don't you? -Miss. Yu.

Miss. Yu. I...

I'm leaving.

While the priest climbs a post,

the devil climbs ten.

[Auspicious Shop]

I have something to...

Leave me alone.

It's daytime.

Why is someone at my home?

How long are you going to block the way?

Bastard, why are you in my house?

Wait and see.

Come on, Zilu.

This beef is delicious. Eat it.

Thank you, uncle.

It's good for your health.

Here, have one.

Thank you, Zilu. Good boy.

Flatterer.

Qiao likes to eat corn.

Qiao. Here you are.

Cut it out.

Explain it to me.

Why is Lin Luzi here?

His name is Lin Zilu.

His family has something to deal with.

He will temporarily stay at our house.

Are you kidding? Did I allow him to move in?

Who is he? Does he deserve it?

Lin Zilu’s dad said 1,600 yuan a month

as his rent and living expenses.

Think about it.

1,600 yuan.

Then maybe it's possible.

How about this?

Clean up the warehouse

and let him sleep there.

He's a consumer after all.

As the landlord, we should be sincere.

So he will live in your room.

You will live in my room and I will live in the warehouse.

I'll live in your room?

Your room smells like a toilet.

Even a dog won't live in your room.

So you will live in the warehouse.

Deal.

Zilu, eat this beef ball.

This is very good.

This beef ball smells so good.

Eat, Zilu.

Hu Zhifei, you have no conscience.

I've lived with you for more than ten years.

You only know that flatterer for a day

and you kicked me out of my room.

Why? I don't care.

From now on,

in this family,

only one of us can stay.

I'll give you 800 yuan.

It's not about money.

It's a matter of principle.

One thousand at most.

I can't give you more.

You want to bribe me with just 1,000 yuan?

That flatterer

caused me to lose a lot of money.

A thousand yuan is nothing.

At least 1,200 yuan.

No, then I have no money.

It's not going to work.

Fine, you don't want to, right?

Then don't regret it.

From now on,

I won't step into this house

even if it's windy, rainy, or if I'm struck by lightning.

You'll regret it.

When will you move out of my house, Lin Zilu?

Su qiao.

You finally

called my name right until now.

Flatterer.

Don't show off.

I didn't give you my room

because of 1,200 yuan.

It's because I‘m kind

and magnanimous.

Also,

don't touch my stuff.

I locked them.

Bastard!

Wait.

What?

What's the Wi-Fi password?

I'll only say it once.

MQDQXYYYQYYYYKLSYS.

Two, four, six, seven, eight.

That's all.

Who can remember that?

You can't even remember this? So stupid.

Zilu,

I set the Wi-Fi password. Is it hard to remember?

It's too long.

It's easy to remember. Listen.

There's a bunch of ducks down the bridge in front of the gate.

Come and count.

Two, four, six, seven, eight.

Lula Lula...

Zilu.

The first letters of the Pinyin are the Wi-Fi password.

I met my old friend.

But she doesn't seem to remember me anymore.

These are my treasures.

Look! My conch, crystal and the flying chess.

Do you like music?

I always wanted to have a family group.

In the past, only Su Qiao and I couldn't build a group.

But now,

welcome Zilu to our family.

Who is his family?

Leave me alone.

I have muted my phone.

Zilu. Have you decided what to do?

Call me when you make your decision.

Okay?

So handsome.

This scene is so cool.

Lin Zilu

is a star?