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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 3 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,901 I'd have got potato chips but couldn't choose. 4 00:02:20,215 --> 00:02:21,174 Shit! 5 00:02:21,216 --> 00:02:23,231 - What? - I've been stung! 6 00:02:23,594 --> 00:02:24,649 You're sure? 7 00:02:24,928 --> 00:02:26,223 Yes, I'm sure. 8 00:02:26,471 --> 00:02:27,479 What was it? 9 00:02:28,473 --> 00:02:29,481 Shit... 10 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,337 It's swelling. 11 00:02:31,644 --> 00:02:33,610 Your lip's like a steak! 12 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:35,456 I can't breathe. 13 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,447 - What? - Call an ambulance. 14 00:02:37,816 --> 00:02:39,794 - What? - Or a doctor. 15 00:02:39,818 --> 00:02:41,881 An ambulance or a doctor? 16 00:02:41,945 --> 00:02:44,841 An ambulance or a doctor, right away. 17 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,072 An ambulance or a doctor... 18 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:51,202 Who do I call, an ambulance or a doctor? 19 00:02:52,623 --> 00:02:57,186 That's typical of me. Paralyzed over a simple decision. 20 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:02,439 For 40 years now, I've been unable to choose. 21 00:03:02,925 --> 00:03:05,862 Indecision runs in my family. 22 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,181 I don't know. 23 00:03:07,763 --> 00:03:08,770 I'm hesitating. 24 00:03:08,806 --> 00:03:10,659 This is Mum in '77. 25 00:03:10,683 --> 00:03:12,326 That baby bump is me. 26 00:03:12,350 --> 00:03:14,203 I don't tell you the sex? 27 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,571 It's not that. 28 00:03:16,814 --> 00:03:19,116 I might not want to keep it. 29 00:03:24,279 --> 00:03:25,335 But... 30 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:28,526 You're 7 months gone. 31 00:03:28,701 --> 00:03:30,140 It's too late? 32 00:03:32,329 --> 00:03:33,432 Yes, honey. 33 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:35,495 It's too late. 34 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:38,311 No wonder I could never choose. 35 00:03:38,335 --> 00:03:39,726 I don't know. 36 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,148 Hurry, Juliette, who is it for? 37 00:03:42,172 --> 00:03:43,419 I don't know. 38 00:03:43,799 --> 00:03:45,735 We've warmed it 3 times. 39 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,445 I don't want to hurt anyone. 40 00:03:47,469 --> 00:03:49,739 Final warning! Who's it for? 41 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,394 Uncle... Auntie. 42 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,410 Uncleauntie doesn't exist. Uncle or Auntie? 43 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,346 Auntie. 44 00:03:55,393 --> 00:03:58,703 No, she's too fat already. I don't know. 45 00:03:58,814 --> 00:04:00,109 Your daughter... 46 00:04:00,357 --> 00:04:01,556 Richard... 47 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,878 It's not an easy task. 48 00:04:03,902 --> 00:04:06,005 Mum made sure I understood 49 00:04:06,029 --> 00:04:09,099 we don't make choices lightly. 50 00:04:14,747 --> 00:04:17,850 See, Juliette, if she had chosen a normal car, 51 00:04:17,874 --> 00:04:21,062 with a roof, her husband wouldn't be dead. 52 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:24,440 Stop talking crap to your daughter! 53 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,860 I loved those moments with Mum. 54 00:04:26,884 --> 00:04:28,274 Unfortunately... 55 00:04:30,262 --> 00:04:33,491 If she had taken the D909 instead of the A75, 56 00:04:33,515 --> 00:04:35,625 she'd still be with us. 57 00:04:38,395 --> 00:04:40,122 I told her though. 58 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:43,292 That day, July 7th, 1992, 59 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:46,337 I took my first and last true decision. 60 00:04:46,361 --> 00:04:51,509 From that point on, I'd let my dad make all my choices. 61 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:52,533 All of them. 62 00:05:02,627 --> 00:05:07,376 {\an8}YOU CHOOSE! 63 00:05:08,591 --> 00:05:09,861 How do you feel? 64 00:05:09,885 --> 00:05:10,987 In your opinion? 65 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:13,840 Right, I forgot, you don't have one. 66 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:17,535 Your lack of opinion nearly killed me. 67 00:05:17,559 --> 00:05:19,537 Not one opinion in 7 years. 68 00:05:19,561 --> 00:05:23,708 No opinion on holidays, outings or food. Not one opinion! 69 00:05:23,732 --> 00:05:28,254 Sometimes I have too many opinions and can't choose. 70 00:05:28,278 --> 00:05:29,798 I'm tired, Juliette. 71 00:05:29,822 --> 00:05:31,800 It's like having a kid. 72 00:05:31,824 --> 00:05:34,343 By the way, do you want kids? 73 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:38,157 Not wishing to offend you, you need to decide. 74 00:05:38,288 --> 00:05:40,308 I don't really know. 75 00:05:40,332 --> 00:05:42,490 That's no fucking answer! 76 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:49,358 Since you let others decide, I'll make one last decision for you. 77 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:50,438 Don't move. 78 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,296 Is it sorted out, baby? 79 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:13,382 No more drip, no money spent on a plumber. 80 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:14,462 Great! 81 00:06:15,325 --> 00:06:17,388 C'mon, gimme five. 82 00:06:19,454 --> 00:06:22,558 She nearly high-fived me. You know, 83 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:25,269 I found a training tutorial on the Net. 84 00:06:25,293 --> 00:06:27,313 - We're making progress. - Good. 85 00:06:27,337 --> 00:06:29,688 There's no water at the sinks. 86 00:06:30,548 --> 00:06:32,516 Hold on, Philippe, 87 00:06:33,176 --> 00:06:34,695 did you cut the mains? 88 00:06:34,719 --> 00:06:36,865 Yes. And the drip has stopped. 89 00:06:36,889 --> 00:06:39,200 How do I do shampoos now? 90 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:41,622 Mummy always has to complain... 91 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:45,317 It's a drag, speaking to me via the cat. A real drag. 92 00:06:45,814 --> 00:06:48,164 C'mon, Carol, gimme five. 93 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:52,400 Why didn't I buy him a watch instead? 94 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:53,965 Excuse me, 95 00:06:53,989 --> 00:06:55,428 phone call for you. 96 00:06:57,034 --> 00:06:58,856 I've told you before. 97 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,207 Lots of American customers. 98 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:05,746 Four hotels on the street, not to mention Airbnb. 99 00:07:06,084 --> 00:07:07,395 Adapt, Audrey. 100 00:07:07,419 --> 00:07:08,419 Yes. 101 00:07:18,346 --> 00:07:20,601 I didn't get a word of that. 102 00:07:24,853 --> 00:07:25,853 Yes. 103 00:07:26,521 --> 00:07:27,624 Shit. 104 00:07:28,523 --> 00:07:31,065 I'll be right there, ok. 105 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:32,427 A problem? 106 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,115 It's Juliette. 107 00:07:34,905 --> 00:07:36,680 - I'll come too. - No. 108 00:07:36,739 --> 00:07:40,303 Daddy can't come. It's a girls' problem. 109 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:41,574 See you later. 110 00:07:43,455 --> 00:07:45,757 Got a compress, Audrey? 111 00:07:48,919 --> 00:07:50,214 Your delivery. 112 00:07:50,795 --> 00:07:53,481 - Where does this go? - Just here. 113 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:56,420 Hello! 114 00:07:56,468 --> 00:07:57,523 Hello. 115 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,872 I'll get you something. 116 00:08:00,138 --> 00:08:02,105 - Nice place. - Isn't it? 117 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,624 I'm out of cash. 118 00:08:05,643 --> 00:08:07,872 I get stuff free so never use it. 119 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:10,102 You're lucky. What do you do? 120 00:08:10,232 --> 00:08:13,962 A blog. Fashion, trends, useless stuff... 121 00:08:13,986 --> 00:08:17,295 I test gear and write about what I like. 122 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,957 If you come back later, I'll explain. 123 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,595 - Ok. - 8 pm? 124 00:08:22,619 --> 00:08:24,681 - 8 pm. - 8 pm is good. 125 00:08:34,006 --> 00:08:35,588 Jo, guess what. 126 00:08:35,672 --> 00:08:37,235 I never did a delivery guy. 127 00:08:37,259 --> 00:08:40,281 That postman last summer doesn't count. 128 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,221 What? 129 00:08:52,315 --> 00:08:53,466 Table 12. 130 00:09:05,954 --> 00:09:07,105 A problem? 131 00:09:08,165 --> 00:09:10,809 No, but I came two days ago 132 00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:13,396 and lamb stew was the daily special then too. 133 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:16,899 I came last week and it was lamb stew too. 134 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:19,129 And last month, lamb stew too. 135 00:09:19,717 --> 00:09:20,725 And? 136 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:23,880 Everything's fine... 137 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,397 Do you ever change specials? 138 00:09:26,641 --> 00:09:27,936 Once a year. 139 00:09:30,728 --> 00:09:31,784 Nina. 140 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,905 Bill for table 12. 141 00:09:35,733 --> 00:09:38,087 Sonia! They're in the kitchen. 142 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,406 Thanks. 143 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,383 Talk to us, Juju. 144 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,728 What can she say? Cédric dumped her like a shit. 145 00:09:54,752 --> 00:09:56,730 Thanks, Sonia, I realized. 146 00:09:56,754 --> 00:09:58,242 He's right. 147 00:09:59,007 --> 00:10:01,884 - What do you mean? - Cédric's right. 148 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:04,780 They all snap in the end. 149 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:07,116 First Benoît, then Pierre... 150 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,659 Pierre was hot. 151 00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:10,078 Then Julien... 152 00:10:10,102 --> 00:10:11,300 Him too. 153 00:10:12,062 --> 00:10:13,452 They all said it. 154 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:17,085 I've heard it for years, but I can't sort it out. 155 00:10:17,109 --> 00:10:18,260 Come on, Juju! 156 00:10:18,276 --> 00:10:20,819 I couldn't even choose my own suicide. 157 00:10:21,238 --> 00:10:25,650 Stop there. Suicide by clafoutis is a bad idea. 158 00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:27,928 You'll get a huge ass. 159 00:10:27,952 --> 00:10:29,727 I don't give a damn. 160 00:10:29,746 --> 00:10:31,329 Come on! 161 00:10:31,581 --> 00:10:32,684 I mean... 162 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:35,873 As for choices, 163 00:10:36,211 --> 00:10:39,425 you can make them. You've done it before. 164 00:10:40,298 --> 00:10:43,444 So why does Sonia tell me how to dress? 165 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,988 It's just a monthly plan. 166 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,241 This fringed top really suits you. 167 00:10:48,265 --> 00:10:50,567 Your body's made for fringes. 168 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,413 You always pick my hairstyle. 169 00:10:54,437 --> 00:10:56,374 Only natural, it's my job. 170 00:10:56,398 --> 00:10:58,667 It's how we became friends. 171 00:10:58,691 --> 00:10:59,986 I'm useless. 172 00:11:01,278 --> 00:11:02,764 Know what, Juju? 173 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:05,620 Stay at my place a few days. 174 00:11:07,325 --> 00:11:08,325 Juliette! 175 00:11:08,743 --> 00:11:11,139 I'm sick of toilet rolls everywhere! 176 00:11:11,163 --> 00:11:13,033 I'm out of tissues. 177 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,478 Use kitchen paper. 178 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,562 No, it makes my skin sore. 179 00:11:17,794 --> 00:11:21,732 Two months. Two months of non-stop crying. 180 00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:24,586 I adore her but I'm sick of it. 181 00:11:24,926 --> 00:11:26,695 It's like minding a child. 182 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,734 You already have Philippe. 183 00:11:28,763 --> 00:11:31,209 C'mon, Carole, gimme five. 184 00:11:32,975 --> 00:11:35,087 I can have her for a while. 185 00:11:35,312 --> 00:11:38,046 Please, for pity's sake, take her. 186 00:11:38,356 --> 00:11:40,563 But it's best to find her a guy. 187 00:11:43,195 --> 00:11:44,346 C'mon, babe. 188 00:11:44,987 --> 00:11:47,146 Sit down. Honey... 189 00:11:47,657 --> 00:11:49,000 How about it? 190 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,845 Time to get back in the saddle. 191 00:11:51,869 --> 00:11:53,764 - I'm not ready. - You are. 192 00:11:53,788 --> 00:11:57,101 - I'm not. - Of course you are. 193 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,804 I swear you are. 194 00:12:03,215 --> 00:12:04,413 Hey, Jojo... 195 00:12:04,674 --> 00:12:06,881 Carole nearly high-fived me. 196 00:12:07,177 --> 00:12:10,006 Baby, I'm over the moon for you. 197 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,533 Don't sit, we're talking. 198 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,285 Ok, what about? 199 00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:18,497 It's two months since Cédric. Forget him. 200 00:12:18,521 --> 00:12:19,769 Enough now. 201 00:12:19,897 --> 00:12:21,097 Philippe... 202 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,119 This is girl talk. 203 00:12:23,151 --> 00:12:24,446 I don't mind. 204 00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:28,966 Forget him, Ju. We girls have been dumb bitches for 2,000 years. 205 00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:30,551 After a break-up, 206 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:34,412 we take time-out, we're scared to move on. 207 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,797 Only natural. 208 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,184 Guys never leave the game. 209 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,846 After it's over, we're history. 210 00:12:41,211 --> 00:12:44,022 They fuck like pigs. Get back to the game. 211 00:12:44,046 --> 00:12:44,910 Right. 212 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:49,027 Who'll want me? I'm 40, I'm old, I'm past it... 213 00:12:49,051 --> 00:12:52,073 Past it? In that case, what's Jo? 214 00:12:52,222 --> 00:12:54,617 - Screw you. - I'm helping her. 215 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,368 You're not helping me. 216 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,204 Am I past it? 217 00:12:58,228 --> 00:13:00,962 - How do I look? - Like yourself. 218 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,707 That's your answer? 219 00:13:03,358 --> 00:13:04,835 I'll find you a guy. 220 00:13:04,859 --> 00:13:06,795 Better than Aladdin's lamp. 221 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:10,466 Meet Tinder, the best thing since the pill. 222 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,886 It's like a mag. Check out the pics one by one. 223 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:17,411 Swipe right when you find one you like. 224 00:13:17,414 --> 00:13:20,893 When you get a match with another user's "like", 225 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,771 you get into contact with a girl or... 226 00:13:23,795 --> 00:13:24,946 another girl. 227 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:30,389 I suppose anyhow. That's what I heard. 228 00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:32,086 How do you know? 229 00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:35,699 Mummy's very curious... 230 00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:39,453 Well, I keep up to date, I read, I follow the news. 231 00:13:39,477 --> 00:13:40,916 This one's hot. 232 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,055 He isn't. 233 00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:45,264 He is! 234 00:13:46,108 --> 00:13:48,003 I like that dimple. 235 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,506 Philippe, just go now. 236 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,729 Sorry! 237 00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:54,371 Come on, Carole, Mummy wants us gone. 238 00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:57,779 - Tony Blair? - No. 239 00:13:58,496 --> 00:14:00,510 Yes, that's him. 240 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:01,880 Philippe! 241 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,577 There's loads of guys. 242 00:14:04,752 --> 00:14:05,952 Loads. 243 00:14:06,003 --> 00:14:08,258 - Horrible. - Fantastic! 244 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:12,485 No spelling mistakes on his profile. Good sign. 245 00:14:14,011 --> 00:14:15,948 No, I don't want to. 246 00:14:15,972 --> 00:14:18,242 I can manage, I'm not hopeless. 247 00:14:18,266 --> 00:14:22,631 Of course you are. You can't make a decision alone. 248 00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:26,764 Your next date! 249 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,711 Good evening. 250 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,445 Good evening. 251 00:15:06,814 --> 00:15:08,157 It's me. 252 00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:13,422 Good job you said you'd have the magazine. 253 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,701 I wouldn't have known you. 254 00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:20,178 In any case, I'm relieved because... 255 00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:22,457 - Ready to order? - The same. 256 00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:26,840 I haven't chosen yet. 257 00:15:26,876 --> 00:15:28,554 We'll think about it. 258 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,853 Are you English? 259 00:15:31,088 --> 00:15:33,150 No, Scottish. 260 00:15:33,174 --> 00:15:35,380 Same difference... 261 00:15:35,718 --> 00:15:37,829 Never say that to a Scot. 262 00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:45,549 In any case, I'm relieved. It's my first time on Tinder. 263 00:15:45,853 --> 00:15:48,491 A friend chose for me. 264 00:15:48,606 --> 00:15:51,724 Photos can be really misleading. 265 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,091 May I see it? 266 00:15:54,404 --> 00:15:58,289 Sure. It's crazy, you're much better in real life. 267 00:15:58,741 --> 00:16:01,595 It's a fun idea, choosing a bad photo. 268 00:16:01,619 --> 00:16:04,401 It's not easy picking one. 269 00:16:05,915 --> 00:16:09,656 Yes, you're right, it's not very... 270 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,227 glamorous. 271 00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:26,704 I'm sorry, that wasn't planned. 272 00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:29,077 I was more or less forced to. 273 00:16:32,984 --> 00:16:33,984 Bergamot! 274 00:16:34,151 --> 00:16:35,713 No. Juliette. 275 00:16:35,737 --> 00:16:39,425 No, your perfume. Bergamot, magnolia, 276 00:16:39,449 --> 00:16:43,958 a hint of citrus, red fruit... It's a Lady Caron? 277 00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:47,052 Yes, my mum wore it. You're in perfume? 278 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,393 I wish. But I'm a banker. 279 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,712 Not the same thing. 280 00:16:55,339 --> 00:16:59,800 If you're interested, I'm Paul. Paul MacCallaghan. 281 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,378 Juliette Blandin. 282 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,137 Less catchy. 283 00:17:04,516 --> 00:17:06,817 Excuse me, I have... 284 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,621 a rather technical question. 285 00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:13,242 Don't the French move tongues when they winch? 286 00:17:13,524 --> 00:17:14,524 Sorry? 287 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:20,668 Yes, when they "winch". When they kiss, you mean. 288 00:17:20,823 --> 00:17:23,635 It's true, we can move tongues but 289 00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:25,722 there are two schools. 290 00:17:26,203 --> 00:17:31,047 I was stressed. Otherwise, I do it. And pretty well too. 291 00:17:32,376 --> 00:17:33,671 Ready now? 292 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,837 Make that two. 293 00:17:52,063 --> 00:17:54,291 At 40, I have the life my dad had, 294 00:17:54,315 --> 00:17:56,251 that his dad had at 40, 295 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,420 that his dad's dad had at 40. 296 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,891 How far back does that go? 297 00:18:01,489 --> 00:18:05,177 My oldest ancestor knew I'd be called Paul, 298 00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:08,305 work in a bank in London, wear this suit 299 00:18:08,329 --> 00:18:11,447 and be a member of the same club as him. 300 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,728 What if we hadn't met earlier? 301 00:18:14,752 --> 00:18:17,534 I'd have gone back to my hotel 302 00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:21,735 to read a file on the sudden shift in danger money 303 00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:24,905 in a context of low financial liquidity. 304 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:27,449 Sorry, I ruined a lovely evening. 305 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:28,769 You said it. 306 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:33,371 Now I'm in the world's most beautiful city with a young woman who... 307 00:18:33,395 --> 00:18:34,978 Young? 308 00:18:37,024 --> 00:18:38,655 How old are you? 309 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,453 You really think I'm 35? 310 00:18:44,741 --> 00:18:49,345 I'm a gentleman. I'd say 40 but I knocked off 5. 311 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:56,475 Not very gentlemanly to tell me! 312 00:19:23,487 --> 00:19:25,310 The Hôtel Providence... 313 00:19:30,828 --> 00:19:32,554 - I don't... - Sorry. 314 00:19:32,622 --> 00:19:34,300 - Go on. - You first. 315 00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:37,227 I just wanted to tell you 316 00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:40,417 I've had a great time, without expecting it. 317 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,667 I have to be up early tomorrow. 318 00:19:49,847 --> 00:19:51,814 Me too, very early. 319 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,549 I'll get a cab. 320 00:19:57,689 --> 00:20:00,042 I'm here tomorrow. We could... 321 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,183 Great, I'm free tomorrow. Perfect! 322 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:08,941 We winch? 323 00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:10,697 Let's winch. 324 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,351 See you tomorrow. 325 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,826 - Well? - Well what? 326 00:21:00,668 --> 00:21:02,970 Don't play that game with me. 327 00:21:03,713 --> 00:21:05,273 Why the dumb smile? 328 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,984 - I'm not smiling. - You are. 329 00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:08,401 - I'm not. - You are. 330 00:21:08,425 --> 00:21:10,863 Come on, I want all the details. 331 00:21:10,887 --> 00:21:11,941 It was great. 332 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,362 You screwed? 333 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,887 No, but... 334 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,609 Great without screwing? 335 00:21:22,231 --> 00:21:25,210 - Don't tell me you're in love. - No, but... 336 00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:28,046 You don't fall in love on Tinder! 337 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:30,173 It's against their rules! 338 00:21:30,197 --> 00:21:31,591 - I'll be going. - Bye. 339 00:21:31,615 --> 00:21:32,623 Ma'am... 340 00:21:33,242 --> 00:21:34,585 Hold on a second. 341 00:21:35,577 --> 00:21:37,347 - Your name again? - Gilles. 342 00:21:37,371 --> 00:21:39,141 I just had a Gilles! 343 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,517 My granddad's name. 344 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:43,323 Crap excuse. Tell me, Gilles... 345 00:21:43,878 --> 00:21:45,898 - Are you in love? - Who with? 346 00:21:45,922 --> 00:21:47,456 Me, of course! 347 00:21:48,424 --> 00:21:50,630 Go on, be honest. 348 00:21:51,635 --> 00:21:53,238 - Right now? - Say it! 349 00:21:53,262 --> 00:21:54,907 - Are you in love? - No. 350 00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:57,952 - You don't fall in love on Tinder. - No. 351 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,788 She's fallen in love on Tinder! 352 00:22:00,812 --> 00:22:02,058 What? 353 00:22:05,817 --> 00:22:06,824 No, but... 354 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,276 Crazy, huh? 355 00:22:12,656 --> 00:22:14,426 Tinder's for screwing. 356 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:15,697 Right! 357 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,186 - Exactly! - Bye. 358 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,450 Goodbye, sir. 359 00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:25,859 You need 24 bottles of sparkling 360 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:27,689 and 24 of still. 361 00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,248 That makes you happy? 362 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,902 Yes. No, but you mustn't forget. 363 00:22:31,926 --> 00:22:33,028 Of course. 364 00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:34,392 No! 365 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:38,149 Oh, no, I'd forgotten this... 366 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,577 Paris-Auvergne gala. 367 00:22:40,601 --> 00:22:43,496 What a drag. Could you go for me? 368 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,439 Like the last 3 years? 369 00:22:45,522 --> 00:22:47,249 - Why don't you go? - Why? 370 00:22:47,274 --> 00:22:50,253 You're right. A bit of fun, dancing, 371 00:22:50,277 --> 00:22:52,676 playing guitar with pals... Why bother? 372 00:22:53,614 --> 00:22:55,293 I'm out tonight. 373 00:22:55,532 --> 00:22:58,602 That's why you're in a good mood! 374 00:23:02,832 --> 00:23:04,607 Maybe a Spissy Mango... 375 00:23:06,794 --> 00:23:09,527 Tequila Old Fashion-nerd. Not bad. 376 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,672 It's Old Fashioned. 377 00:23:12,508 --> 00:23:14,138 A Whisky Sewer... 378 00:23:17,847 --> 00:23:19,909 Going to keep correcting me? 379 00:23:24,561 --> 00:23:26,624 Or a Blue Lagoon with wassabi. 380 00:23:27,356 --> 00:23:29,898 Not "wassabi", wasabi. 381 00:23:36,073 --> 00:23:38,468 Let's stick to a Classic Mojito. 382 00:23:38,492 --> 00:23:41,850 Yes, good idea. A Mojito... 383 00:23:43,205 --> 00:23:46,083 Raspberry, strawberry or wirgin. 384 00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:47,750 That was on purpose. 385 00:23:53,590 --> 00:23:55,749 Don't mix drinks... 386 00:23:55,885 --> 00:23:57,036 Three! 387 00:23:57,929 --> 00:24:00,375 Talking of 3, 388 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:03,785 I handle my father's accounts. 389 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:06,121 Figures reassure me, see. 390 00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,632 2 plus 2... 391 00:24:08,189 --> 00:24:09,387 No, 4! 392 00:24:09,731 --> 00:24:12,514 You don't have to think about it. 393 00:24:15,196 --> 00:24:16,491 We didn't chink. 394 00:24:18,615 --> 00:24:21,685 Gandalf, Lord of the Rings. I know him. 395 00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:23,917 I said good health. 396 00:24:24,788 --> 00:24:25,796 I mean... 397 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:31,813 Seriously, I've noticed. 398 00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:34,811 When I drink and get a bit tipsy, 399 00:24:35,132 --> 00:24:39,305 I know exactly what I want. 400 00:24:39,803 --> 00:24:42,394 Drink disinhibits me. 401 00:24:42,431 --> 00:24:45,702 But you can't drink around the clock. 402 00:24:45,726 --> 00:24:47,787 I have an uncle who does. 403 00:24:47,811 --> 00:24:48,867 Really? 404 00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:53,680 What's your room like? 405 00:24:53,817 --> 00:24:56,359 Well, it's a hotel room... 406 00:24:56,653 --> 00:24:59,549 Very secretive... Is there electricity? 407 00:24:59,573 --> 00:25:02,068 Running water? Curtains? 408 00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:04,334 - Yes. - Curtains? 409 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,390 I love curtains. I'm a big curtain fan. 410 00:25:07,414 --> 00:25:10,227 I really have to see them. 411 00:25:10,251 --> 00:25:14,356 And don't go thinking I'm looking for an excuse 412 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,816 to be alone in your room with you. 413 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,287 Certainly not! 414 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:27,985 Fantastic, there's a bed too! 415 00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:32,290 I got a room with a bed. It's handy. 416 00:25:32,314 --> 00:25:34,713 Very handy! 417 00:25:35,985 --> 00:25:37,136 Juliette... 418 00:25:37,694 --> 00:25:39,277 What are you doing? 419 00:25:44,035 --> 00:25:47,344 The thing is, you mustn't think too much. 420 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:48,974 You follow... 421 00:25:48,998 --> 00:25:51,018 You follow your instincts. 422 00:25:51,042 --> 00:25:55,742 My friends say so, especially Sonia. She's a fun girl. 423 00:25:56,005 --> 00:25:58,025 I have to tell you something. 424 00:25:58,049 --> 00:25:59,344 I'm listening. 425 00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:04,406 Where do I begin? 426 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:06,157 I know where. 427 00:26:29,997 --> 00:26:31,628 When'll you be back? 428 00:26:35,252 --> 00:26:37,171 Juliette, I'm engaged. 429 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,736 In another bank? 430 00:26:40,382 --> 00:26:43,069 - What? - Engaged in another bank? 431 00:26:44,178 --> 00:26:45,185 No... 432 00:26:47,098 --> 00:26:48,344 I'm... 433 00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:58,572 You're getting married? 434 00:26:59,026 --> 00:27:00,878 Her name's Emily. 435 00:27:00,902 --> 00:27:02,755 Screw her name! 436 00:27:02,779 --> 00:27:04,410 Why didn't you say? 437 00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:06,551 You tell me after we have sex? 438 00:27:06,575 --> 00:27:09,021 We weren't supposed to meet! 439 00:27:10,037 --> 00:27:11,812 I wanted to tell you. 440 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:22,236 And then I told myself I could stop everything in time. 441 00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:25,195 But you didn't give me any choice. 442 00:27:25,219 --> 00:27:27,904 What? I didn't give you any choice? 443 00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:30,594 Just a man. 444 00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:56,017 Welcome to Auvergne! 445 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,200 I suppose you have Volvic water? 446 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:00,438 I can make a Lava Flow. 447 00:28:00,462 --> 00:28:03,532 Gentian and chestnut liqueurs. 448 00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:08,821 It's like rocket fuel! You guys are crazy. 449 00:28:08,845 --> 00:28:09,996 55°. 450 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,318 Careful, it's... 451 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,909 It's really hot, isn't it? 452 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:22,627 He weds in 2 months. A 4-year engagement 453 00:28:22,651 --> 00:28:24,666 and 40 years planning it. 454 00:28:25,028 --> 00:28:26,036 Wow! 455 00:28:26,155 --> 00:28:28,633 - What can I do? - Want to go? 456 00:28:28,657 --> 00:28:32,542 - No, I'm getting back in the saddle! - Yeah, get back in! 457 00:28:32,869 --> 00:28:34,452 Back in the saddle! 458 00:29:11,408 --> 00:29:14,887 The next guy who picks the salmon, I'll bed him. 459 00:29:14,911 --> 00:29:16,931 Great game! I love it! 460 00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:18,490 Totally dumb. 461 00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:19,678 Grumpy. 462 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:21,018 Happy. 463 00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:24,113 You're Grumpy and you're Happy. 464 00:29:28,509 --> 00:29:29,995 So who bangs Gollum? 465 00:29:30,927 --> 00:29:33,281 Introduce him to Grumpy. 466 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:34,312 Good evening. 467 00:29:35,098 --> 00:29:36,921 You got a wink! 468 00:29:38,227 --> 00:29:40,146 With a "good evening". 469 00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:51,394 Holy shit! If you don't want him, I'll have him! 470 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,215 Take it! 471 00:29:53,534 --> 00:29:55,020 Eat it! 472 00:29:56,287 --> 00:29:57,389 Want some? 473 00:29:57,413 --> 00:29:58,413 No. 474 00:29:59,456 --> 00:30:01,226 No, she's not hungry. 475 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:03,408 She doesn't want it. Eat it! 476 00:30:03,419 --> 00:30:04,473 Yes! 477 00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:09,401 The way he ate that salmon. He's the one! 478 00:30:09,425 --> 00:30:11,295 Ok, I'm bedding him! 479 00:30:22,438 --> 00:30:25,917 Watch out, I'm playing this super classy. 480 00:30:25,941 --> 00:30:27,188 Take notes. 481 00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:40,245 I love champagne. 482 00:30:58,098 --> 00:31:00,034 Think he noticed me? 483 00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:01,869 It'd be hard not to. 484 00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:03,455 He's eyeing me. 485 00:31:03,479 --> 00:31:06,357 Go on, get lost now. 486 00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:12,483 Good evening. 487 00:31:12,488 --> 00:31:13,783 Good evening. 488 00:31:15,782 --> 00:31:17,749 Do you want a blini? 489 00:31:18,201 --> 00:31:20,840 For the taramasalata in your hair. 490 00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:25,044 A snail! 491 00:31:26,543 --> 00:31:30,523 I can get a snail out of its shell with my tongue. 492 00:31:30,547 --> 00:31:32,817 Only 2 people in the world can do it. 493 00:31:32,841 --> 00:31:34,519 I'll show you. Watch. 494 00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:40,575 Weird, it must be broken. 495 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,182 I already ate it. 496 00:31:42,643 --> 00:31:44,662 - What's your name? - Etienne. 497 00:31:44,686 --> 00:31:46,038 A restaurant owner? 498 00:31:46,062 --> 00:31:47,540 No, I teach cooking... 499 00:31:47,564 --> 00:31:49,627 Screw that. Are you married? 500 00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:52,128 - Getting married? - Maybe... 501 00:31:52,152 --> 00:31:55,006 - I mean in the next few months. - No. 502 00:31:55,030 --> 00:31:56,852 - Single? - Yep. 503 00:31:57,491 --> 00:31:58,786 Are you gay? 504 00:32:00,911 --> 00:32:02,350 No, I'm not gay. 505 00:32:02,371 --> 00:32:04,223 - You're not gay? - Are you? 506 00:32:04,247 --> 00:32:07,101 No! Awesome! We have so much in common! 507 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,186 I don't know whose glass... 508 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:11,753 You like leftovers. You're a Labrador. 509 00:32:13,674 --> 00:32:15,064 You don't waste time. 510 00:32:15,216 --> 00:32:18,195 Yeah? I'm so glad! I thought I was useless. 511 00:32:18,219 --> 00:32:19,572 No, far from it. 512 00:32:19,596 --> 00:32:24,201 Really? I'm so glad. I got the impression I looked like... 513 00:32:24,225 --> 00:32:25,329 An easy lay? 514 00:32:25,352 --> 00:32:28,456 - You think I am? - Of course not. 515 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,041 You don't think I am? 516 00:32:30,065 --> 00:32:32,043 - No... - Not an easy lay? 517 00:32:32,067 --> 00:32:33,920 I said that because... 518 00:32:33,944 --> 00:32:36,437 I'm this party's easy lay! 519 00:32:37,531 --> 00:32:38,633 I believe you. 520 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,671 You won't find easier. 521 00:32:40,701 --> 00:32:42,235 Shall I show you? 522 00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:48,137 Got a car? A place? Come on. 523 00:32:54,715 --> 00:32:57,257 Slow down. Why are you limping? 524 00:32:57,634 --> 00:32:59,169 Damn, my shoe! 525 00:32:59,928 --> 00:33:01,406 I'll fetch it. 526 00:33:01,430 --> 00:33:02,990 I'll be right back! 527 00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:06,324 Who needs shoes for what we're gonna do? 528 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:11,582 The boat's on its way. 529 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:15,628 It's ok, I get seasick. 530 00:33:15,652 --> 00:33:17,235 I'll walk back. 531 00:33:50,437 --> 00:33:54,917 I've been all over Paris to find the foot this shoe fits. 532 00:33:54,941 --> 00:33:56,668 You're my last chance. 533 00:33:57,402 --> 00:34:00,712 My shoe! I lost it. How did you find it? 534 00:34:01,197 --> 00:34:02,685 You don't remember? 535 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:05,331 The Paris-Auvergne gala? 536 00:34:05,994 --> 00:34:08,014 You're the salmon canapé! 537 00:34:08,038 --> 00:34:09,724 I'm the salmon canapé? 538 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:12,242 It's ok, forget it. 539 00:34:12,501 --> 00:34:13,988 Thanks anyhow. 540 00:34:14,127 --> 00:34:15,422 My pleasure. 541 00:34:18,674 --> 00:34:21,110 Could I get something to eat? 542 00:34:21,134 --> 00:34:24,444 I don't know. The lunch service is over. 543 00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:26,515 Ok, all right. 544 00:34:27,223 --> 00:34:28,785 But I can't leave. 545 00:34:28,809 --> 00:34:32,118 After midday, my scooter turns into a pumpkin. 546 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,805 Ok, I get it. 547 00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:36,479 Sorry, I love crap jokes. 548 00:34:36,483 --> 00:34:38,169 I specialize in them. 549 00:34:38,193 --> 00:34:42,654 Fantastic, our club needs people like you. 550 00:34:42,656 --> 00:34:44,143 Great to meet you. 551 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:48,397 Why not have a table? 552 00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:51,140 I'll stay here at the bar. 553 00:34:51,164 --> 00:34:52,267 Alone. 554 00:34:54,084 --> 00:34:55,282 Single. 555 00:34:57,879 --> 00:34:59,846 I don't believe it... 556 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:02,407 - No snails? - No. 557 00:35:03,259 --> 00:35:04,842 Oh, shit... 558 00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:07,448 I did my snail trick? The shame of it. 559 00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:10,993 No! It's amazing how you control your tongue. 560 00:35:11,017 --> 00:35:13,751 You need to be good with tongues. 561 00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:17,584 Know what? I'll have the asparagus hollandaise 562 00:35:17,608 --> 00:35:20,628 with pata negra ham flakes. Sounds good. 563 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:22,296 Ok, I'll see if... 564 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,376 Thanks. 565 00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:36,980 Want a cognac? 566 00:35:37,418 --> 00:35:38,666 It's 3 pm. 567 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,493 I didn't ask the time. 568 00:35:41,381 --> 00:35:44,835 Dad, can you do a dish of asparagus, please? 569 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:46,863 It's too damn late for lunch. 570 00:35:46,887 --> 00:35:48,470 Be nice... 571 00:35:48,930 --> 00:35:51,281 I'm sick of customers. 572 00:35:51,307 --> 00:35:54,286 I'll sell up soon, believe me. 573 00:35:54,310 --> 00:35:57,476 What asshole wants asparagus at 3 pm? 574 00:36:04,571 --> 00:36:06,423 A ball-buster, believe me. 575 00:36:06,447 --> 00:36:08,217 I believe you. 576 00:36:08,241 --> 00:36:09,248 Thanks. 577 00:36:10,035 --> 00:36:11,713 Kevin, asparagus. 578 00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:19,090 Do you like it? 579 00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:22,940 - It's bland. - It is? 580 00:36:22,964 --> 00:36:27,041 No, I'm kidding. The asparagus is great. It's why I came. 581 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:30,352 But the menu's wrong. 582 00:36:30,471 --> 00:36:32,867 It's a mousseline sauce, not hollandaise. 583 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,042 A problem? 584 00:36:34,350 --> 00:36:35,454 Hello. 585 00:36:36,853 --> 00:36:41,125 It's just this is a mousseline sauce, with egg whites, 586 00:36:41,149 --> 00:36:44,796 while hollandaise is a sabayon with clarified butter. 587 00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:46,834 I know the difference. 588 00:36:46,988 --> 00:36:49,243 What did I tell you? 589 00:36:49,866 --> 00:36:53,429 It's great mousseline, but it's not hollandaise. 590 00:36:53,453 --> 00:36:55,324 A printing error. 591 00:36:56,873 --> 00:36:58,216 Anything else? 592 00:37:02,629 --> 00:37:04,211 No, no... 593 00:37:05,799 --> 00:37:07,957 "No, no" sounds like "yes, yes". 594 00:37:08,009 --> 00:37:09,113 Go on. 595 00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:14,770 Your pata negra isn't pata negra. 596 00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:20,121 My pata negra isn't pata negra? 597 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,522 Hear that, Juliette? 598 00:37:22,565 --> 00:37:25,419 My pata negra isn't pata negra. 599 00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:28,033 Know what? It doesn't matter. 600 00:37:29,155 --> 00:37:32,551 I've heard a lot of bullshit in this place. 601 00:37:32,575 --> 00:37:35,789 It's a temple for it. But this... 602 00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:38,813 My pata negra isn't pata negra? 603 00:37:38,999 --> 00:37:39,999 No. 604 00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:41,849 It's Serrano. 605 00:37:42,252 --> 00:37:45,513 Serrano has a shorter leg, see. 606 00:37:46,757 --> 00:37:49,694 It's good for a Serrano ham. 607 00:37:49,718 --> 00:37:52,259 Pata negra has a nuttier flavour. 608 00:37:52,345 --> 00:37:55,574 Ok, but the invoice says pata negra. 609 00:37:55,598 --> 00:37:57,284 I pay pata negra prices! 610 00:37:57,308 --> 00:37:58,508 You're an expert? 611 00:37:58,518 --> 00:38:00,037 I dated a pig 6 years. 612 00:38:00,061 --> 00:38:02,363 It was great. But nights are hell. 613 00:38:04,524 --> 00:38:05,723 Get it? 614 00:38:07,235 --> 00:38:08,866 Mind out, it's sharp. 615 00:38:09,070 --> 00:38:10,509 No, I'm a COY. 616 00:38:12,615 --> 00:38:14,150 A COY? 617 00:38:14,743 --> 00:38:15,942 What year? 618 00:38:15,952 --> 00:38:18,014 1995. The Robuchon class. 619 00:38:18,038 --> 00:38:20,100 '79. Troisgros. 620 00:38:21,917 --> 00:38:24,020 - Which one's you? - The skinny one. 621 00:38:24,044 --> 00:38:25,098 Ok... 622 00:38:25,628 --> 00:38:26,898 Let's celebrate. 623 00:38:26,922 --> 00:38:29,066 Great excuse to booze. 624 00:38:29,090 --> 00:38:32,111 You're with two COYs, Cooks Of the Year! 625 00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:33,696 We have to celebrate! 626 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,597 - How about a magnum? - Nice! 627 00:38:37,432 --> 00:38:38,487 Here. 628 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:39,572 Thanks. 629 00:38:40,268 --> 00:38:41,419 My pleasure. 630 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:48,585 Côte Rôtie La Turque, 2006. 631 00:38:48,609 --> 00:38:52,757 This isn't boozing. It's a tribute to men's work. 632 00:38:52,781 --> 00:38:56,617 See, we're not boozing, we're paying tribute. 633 00:38:58,745 --> 00:39:00,136 To cooking! 634 00:39:01,748 --> 00:39:02,995 And, above all, 635 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,653 to snails. 636 00:39:06,586 --> 00:39:08,072 I didn't get that. 637 00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:33,402 I wonder what we have in here. 638 00:39:33,446 --> 00:39:35,509 A salt piñata is odd. 639 00:39:35,698 --> 00:39:36,898 Don't overdo it. 640 00:39:41,454 --> 00:39:43,037 What an aroma! 641 00:39:43,164 --> 00:39:44,363 Magnificent. 642 00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:46,518 I'll wait outside. 643 00:39:46,542 --> 00:39:48,104 Come in, miss. 644 00:39:48,128 --> 00:39:50,765 Tell me, what do you smell? 645 00:39:53,842 --> 00:39:55,329 I smell fish. 646 00:39:56,469 --> 00:39:57,476 She smells fish. 647 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,272 Taste it. 648 00:40:02,642 --> 00:40:03,650 Well? 649 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:06,362 It's bland. 650 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:10,241 No, it's good. I'd like more. 651 00:40:10,650 --> 00:40:11,849 I thought so. 652 00:40:19,910 --> 00:40:21,387 They're all students? 653 00:40:21,411 --> 00:40:24,098 Yes, here in this restaurant, 654 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:26,712 they apply what they've learned. 655 00:40:27,167 --> 00:40:29,395 They all seem scared of you. 656 00:40:29,419 --> 00:40:33,064 I don't know why. I hardly ever hit them. 657 00:40:33,589 --> 00:40:34,789 Waiter! 658 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,239 Take our order. 659 00:40:38,594 --> 00:40:40,033 Have you chosen? 660 00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:45,656 I want to try everything. 661 00:40:49,064 --> 00:40:50,790 You go first. 662 00:40:50,899 --> 00:40:53,044 - Dressed offal. - Same here! 663 00:40:53,068 --> 00:40:54,458 You like offal? 664 00:40:57,363 --> 00:40:59,330 Enjoy yo... your meal. 665 00:41:30,396 --> 00:41:32,554 It's like a Caprese salad. 666 00:41:32,732 --> 00:41:34,418 Different though. 667 00:41:34,442 --> 00:41:36,378 You don't like it? 668 00:41:36,402 --> 00:41:37,794 I know why. 669 00:41:37,946 --> 00:41:40,056 It's because it's too cold. 670 00:41:44,744 --> 00:41:46,097 It's excellent. 671 00:41:46,121 --> 00:41:48,640 Brain is best at body temperature, 672 00:41:48,664 --> 00:41:50,476 straight from the abattoir. 673 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:53,312 I was hunting with pals once and we ate 674 00:41:53,336 --> 00:41:54,631 a deer's liver. 675 00:41:54,879 --> 00:41:56,983 Amazing. Really powerful, 676 00:41:57,007 --> 00:42:00,652 but if you like gamey flavours, it blows you away. 677 00:42:00,676 --> 00:42:01,827 It's wild. 678 00:42:02,929 --> 00:42:05,279 I've never met a girl like you before. 679 00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:08,624 If you like offal, we'll get on well. 680 00:42:08,768 --> 00:42:10,639 I like strawberries too. 681 00:42:16,651 --> 00:42:18,379 It's ok, I'll close. 682 00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:19,794 What'll you do after? 683 00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:21,257 Seeing Etienne? 684 00:42:21,281 --> 00:42:23,634 None of your business! Good night. 685 00:42:23,658 --> 00:42:27,846 Do I change the sauce or won't I see him again? 686 00:42:27,870 --> 00:42:30,557 I don't want to influence you, 687 00:42:30,581 --> 00:42:32,692 but he's a great guy. 688 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:35,312 The number of times I've heard that! 689 00:42:35,336 --> 00:42:38,357 - Heard what? - "I don't want to influence you." 690 00:42:38,381 --> 00:42:41,152 "I don't want to influence you, but take German." 691 00:42:41,176 --> 00:42:44,071 "I don't want to influence you, but Olivier is a jerk." 692 00:42:44,095 --> 00:42:46,573 "I don't want to influence you, but work with me." 693 00:42:46,597 --> 00:42:49,331 I guess I influenced you a lot. 694 00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:54,081 If you do see him again, don't say I have trouble choosing. 695 00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:59,003 Sorry, honey, but I think he'll soon see that for himself. 696 00:42:59,027 --> 00:43:01,338 He sees it as an open mind. 697 00:43:01,362 --> 00:43:03,299 - An open mind? - Yes. 698 00:43:03,323 --> 00:43:05,193 So love is blind! 699 00:43:07,243 --> 00:43:08,969 Right, I'll be going. 700 00:43:09,412 --> 00:43:10,851 Etienne! 701 00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:13,475 You shouldn't have! How are you? 702 00:43:13,499 --> 00:43:14,699 Fine, thanks. 703 00:43:15,501 --> 00:43:17,756 I'll leave you, I have to... 704 00:43:18,546 --> 00:43:21,942 I have things to do. 705 00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:23,309 Good night, Dad. 706 00:43:24,552 --> 00:43:26,710 Enjoy yourselves. 707 00:43:27,888 --> 00:43:28,992 Love you. 708 00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:36,464 Come on. 709 00:43:37,648 --> 00:43:38,799 They're beautiful. 710 00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:41,462 Stolen from the wholesale market. 711 00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:43,740 I love stolen flowers. 712 00:43:44,905 --> 00:43:47,352 Pass me that vase there. 713 00:43:48,076 --> 00:43:49,466 Ace! 714 00:43:49,619 --> 00:43:53,073 Can you play? My dad does. Well, he used to. 715 00:43:59,087 --> 00:44:01,190 It doesn't sound great here. 716 00:44:01,214 --> 00:44:02,748 Come with me. 717 00:44:29,492 --> 00:44:31,026 I'm gonna fuck you. 718 00:44:34,289 --> 00:44:35,967 But hurry. 719 00:44:36,582 --> 00:44:40,132 The tune's over and I only know one. 720 00:45:09,031 --> 00:45:11,814 - What? - Nothing. 721 00:45:12,493 --> 00:45:13,836 You look happy. 722 00:45:14,370 --> 00:45:19,359 Surely, as a father, I can be happy because my daughter's happy? 723 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:31,363 Sonia, thanks for calling back. 724 00:45:31,387 --> 00:45:34,366 Etienne's taking me to the theatre this weekend. 725 00:45:34,390 --> 00:45:37,604 Your cook's pulling out all the stops! 726 00:45:37,685 --> 00:45:40,289 - How long now? - 4 weeks in 2 days. 727 00:45:40,313 --> 00:45:43,478 You soon got over your English guy. 728 00:45:43,524 --> 00:45:45,085 No, he was a Scot. 729 00:45:45,109 --> 00:45:46,788 What do I wear? 730 00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:49,381 What are you seeing? 731 00:45:49,405 --> 00:45:51,516 No idea, he chose. 732 00:45:52,658 --> 00:45:56,472 Know what? Wear that Vanessa Bruno black jacket. 733 00:45:56,496 --> 00:45:59,057 It'll be perfect with the vintage top... 734 00:45:59,081 --> 00:46:01,335 Hold on, I'll call you back. 735 00:46:06,046 --> 00:46:07,941 - What do you want? - To talk. 736 00:46:07,965 --> 00:46:11,320 I don't want to hear you, not while I work. 737 00:46:11,344 --> 00:46:12,495 I know. 738 00:46:15,306 --> 00:46:17,896 This is important. 739 00:46:18,017 --> 00:46:19,791 I don't want to hear. 740 00:46:19,894 --> 00:46:21,621 Give me five minutes. 741 00:46:25,733 --> 00:46:26,789 Five minutes. 742 00:46:29,445 --> 00:46:30,452 Come on. 743 00:46:33,741 --> 00:46:34,988 Juju honey! 744 00:46:37,245 --> 00:46:38,252 Hello, sir. 745 00:46:38,288 --> 00:46:39,678 We'll sit inside. 746 00:46:40,122 --> 00:46:43,432 Handsome boy. Some girls have all the luck. 747 00:46:44,544 --> 00:46:46,702 Come to introduce your wife? 748 00:46:46,796 --> 00:46:48,811 On the house. 749 00:46:49,465 --> 00:46:50,856 Thanks, Claudine. 750 00:46:52,009 --> 00:46:54,887 - You make a lovely couple. - Thanks. 751 00:46:55,263 --> 00:46:56,263 Well? 752 00:46:56,431 --> 00:46:57,485 Juliette... 753 00:46:58,224 --> 00:46:59,493 We barely met... 754 00:46:59,517 --> 00:47:02,371 No, sorry, we didn't even meet. 755 00:47:02,395 --> 00:47:05,321 After sex, you ran back to your fiancée. 756 00:47:05,731 --> 00:47:08,001 Why am I even talking to you? 757 00:47:08,025 --> 00:47:09,128 I've finished. 758 00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:11,277 I don't understand. 759 00:47:12,112 --> 00:47:14,607 I've thought of you for weeks. 760 00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:17,219 I think of you, I can't sleep... 761 00:47:17,243 --> 00:47:19,305 And I thought that if 762 00:47:19,412 --> 00:47:23,767 I let a girl like you get away, that means I'm a total... 763 00:47:23,791 --> 00:47:24,791 jerk. 764 00:47:27,253 --> 00:47:29,123 With Emily, it's over. 765 00:47:33,509 --> 00:47:36,363 You left her? But the wedding? 766 00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:38,210 No more wedding. 767 00:47:39,932 --> 00:47:41,785 But you shouldn't have... 768 00:47:41,809 --> 00:47:42,809 Juliette. 769 00:47:44,437 --> 00:47:46,915 I fell in love with you right away. 770 00:47:46,939 --> 00:47:50,009 I'd tried loving her for years. 771 00:47:50,192 --> 00:47:51,344 There. 772 00:47:51,986 --> 00:47:53,857 I wanted you to know. 773 00:47:54,364 --> 00:47:56,857 But no obligations. 774 00:47:57,283 --> 00:47:58,578 Do as you want. 775 00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:31,668 She wasn't making any sense. 776 00:48:31,692 --> 00:48:33,587 God knows what happened. 777 00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:35,171 Trouble with Juliette? 778 00:48:35,195 --> 00:48:37,498 Where did I put my swimsuit? 779 00:48:37,615 --> 00:48:40,511 Lucky her. Nothing ever happens to me. 780 00:48:40,535 --> 00:48:41,638 You sure? 781 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:44,348 Where are you at? 782 00:48:44,830 --> 00:48:45,830 Watch. 783 00:48:48,042 --> 00:48:49,193 Carole... 784 00:48:54,048 --> 00:48:55,678 Really spectacular! 785 00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:03,473 Here. 786 00:49:03,808 --> 00:49:06,637 She gets a reward for scratching you? 787 00:49:06,769 --> 00:49:10,750 Actually, I meant where are you at work-wise? 788 00:49:15,235 --> 00:49:16,243 Standby. 789 00:49:16,946 --> 00:49:18,912 Are you looking? 790 00:49:19,281 --> 00:49:21,343 You don't work on a sabbatical. 791 00:49:21,367 --> 00:49:24,149 Usually, it's one year, not three. 792 00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:27,098 As long as our salon is doing well... 793 00:49:27,122 --> 00:49:28,946 It's Jojo's salon. 794 00:49:28,999 --> 00:49:32,405 Ok, it's in her name and she works there. 795 00:49:34,046 --> 00:49:37,818 You're the male version of a lady of leisure. 796 00:49:37,842 --> 00:49:41,405 No, it's my way of being a feminist. 797 00:49:41,429 --> 00:49:44,115 My success won't overshadow my wife's. 798 00:49:44,139 --> 00:49:48,168 I'm not some breadwinning macho who does nothing at home. 799 00:49:48,185 --> 00:49:50,248 What do you do at home? 800 00:49:51,063 --> 00:49:52,666 She's needling me... 801 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:55,184 Nit-picking like Mummy... 802 00:49:55,443 --> 00:49:56,930 Let's go. 803 00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:00,632 What're you doing? 804 00:50:00,656 --> 00:50:02,509 - I'm coming. - We're aquabiking. 805 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,094 Where are my trunks? 806 00:50:04,118 --> 00:50:07,431 You're not aquabiking with us. It's for girls. 807 00:50:07,455 --> 00:50:10,559 Why? Men swim, men ride bikes. 808 00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:12,837 Why can't we aquabike? 809 00:50:13,127 --> 00:50:15,481 Excellent question. Ask Carole. 810 00:50:15,505 --> 00:50:17,615 Have a good evening, honey. 811 00:50:19,341 --> 00:50:21,644 We do less and less together. 812 00:50:22,136 --> 00:50:24,322 Does Mummy have a secret? 813 00:50:24,346 --> 00:50:25,929 Like she'll answer you! 814 00:50:27,057 --> 00:50:28,688 Think he might be gay? 815 00:50:29,435 --> 00:50:33,790 He likes girl talk, he has a cat, he wants to come aquabiking... 816 00:50:33,814 --> 00:50:35,208 He's into old women... 817 00:50:35,232 --> 00:50:36,335 Idiot. 818 00:50:39,403 --> 00:50:42,137 - You're in the shit now. - You bet! 819 00:50:42,281 --> 00:50:44,510 Classy situation. 820 00:50:44,534 --> 00:50:46,803 Easy way out, stick with both. 821 00:50:46,827 --> 00:50:48,304 I'd be a slut. 822 00:50:48,328 --> 00:50:51,015 No, you'd be a total slut. 823 00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:54,746 - Want our opinion? - Yes. 824 00:50:55,503 --> 00:50:56,605 Etienne! 825 00:50:56,921 --> 00:50:59,399 He's funny and has a real job. 826 00:50:59,423 --> 00:51:00,287 He's a rock. 827 00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:04,821 You can sense the power. And he loves eating. That's a sign. 828 00:51:04,845 --> 00:51:06,284 That's true. 829 00:51:07,723 --> 00:51:09,930 Then again, Paul... 830 00:51:10,392 --> 00:51:13,872 He's so romantic. He cancelled his wedding for me. 831 00:51:13,896 --> 00:51:15,239 So choose Paul. 832 00:51:15,856 --> 00:51:18,734 If I do that, I rule out Etienne. 833 00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:21,337 - That's what choosing is. - Right. 834 00:51:21,361 --> 00:51:23,856 Which one's the best lay? 835 00:51:26,033 --> 00:51:27,803 I dunno. Etienne is... 836 00:51:27,827 --> 00:51:28,930 He's... 837 00:51:28,953 --> 00:51:30,487 - Brutal? - Yes. 838 00:51:31,205 --> 00:51:33,224 Whereas Paul is more... 839 00:51:33,248 --> 00:51:34,643 He's gentle. 840 00:51:34,667 --> 00:51:35,977 Yes, he's gentle. 841 00:51:36,001 --> 00:51:37,001 I know. 842 00:51:37,169 --> 00:51:38,689 Test them both. 843 00:51:38,713 --> 00:51:41,441 Take them shopping. Guys hate that. 844 00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:44,103 No, Philippe loves shopping. 845 00:51:50,390 --> 00:51:52,070 I'll leave them both. 846 00:51:52,267 --> 00:51:54,186 That's a dumb solution. 847 00:51:54,269 --> 00:51:56,998 I can't choose, I can't keep both. 848 00:51:57,022 --> 00:51:58,893 So I'll leave both. 849 00:52:02,402 --> 00:52:03,746 I'll do that. 850 00:52:08,325 --> 00:52:09,720 First, 851 00:52:09,744 --> 00:52:11,422 I'll call Etienne. 852 00:52:11,453 --> 00:52:13,132 Then tell Paul. 853 00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:14,865 Or maybe... 854 00:52:15,124 --> 00:52:18,098 I go to see Paul in Scotland, then call Etienne. 855 00:52:18,502 --> 00:52:21,732 No. First I call Paul, then Etienne. 856 00:52:21,756 --> 00:52:23,817 Don't answer... 857 00:52:37,271 --> 00:52:38,086 Scared you? 858 00:52:38,147 --> 00:52:40,640 Hi, honey. Finished work? 859 00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:41,840 Yes. 860 00:52:41,901 --> 00:52:43,169 I wanted to call. 861 00:52:43,193 --> 00:52:46,214 - I've made a decision. - I'm coming this weekend. 862 00:52:46,238 --> 00:52:49,342 I'll get the Eurostar late Friday evening. 863 00:52:49,366 --> 00:52:50,805 What're you doing? 864 00:52:50,951 --> 00:52:54,021 Working on a really boring file. 865 00:52:54,664 --> 00:52:55,959 Listen to me. 866 00:52:59,168 --> 00:53:00,751 Will you marry me? 867 00:53:04,590 --> 00:53:06,028 Is that a proposal? 868 00:53:08,302 --> 00:53:11,180 A proposal? But... 869 00:53:11,597 --> 00:53:12,508 I should make it. 870 00:53:12,556 --> 00:53:13,803 Sounds like one. 871 00:53:13,808 --> 00:53:15,054 You're proposing? 872 00:53:15,976 --> 00:53:17,271 Yes. Well... 873 00:53:18,145 --> 00:53:20,160 I want to marry before 45. 874 00:53:22,274 --> 00:53:23,274 Well? 875 00:53:25,110 --> 00:53:26,166 What? 876 00:53:26,195 --> 00:53:27,346 Will you be my wife? 877 00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:32,036 Yes, I will. 878 00:53:38,666 --> 00:53:40,536 We're getting married! 879 00:53:43,629 --> 00:53:47,483 I've never had a proposal and you get 2 the same day! 880 00:53:47,507 --> 00:53:48,515 What can I do? 881 00:53:48,550 --> 00:53:52,864 Don't start. You have to decide what you're really going to do. 882 00:53:52,888 --> 00:53:55,095 Feet! You need to act now. 883 00:53:55,224 --> 00:53:57,717 You're not a kid. You're 40. 884 00:53:58,978 --> 00:54:00,622 It'll be obvious. 885 00:54:00,646 --> 00:54:02,248 But when? 886 00:54:02,272 --> 00:54:05,085 You'll decide at the registry office? 887 00:54:05,109 --> 00:54:10,192 Is it possible to be a bride's witness for 2 different weddings? 888 00:54:10,865 --> 00:54:14,761 You're not choosing between a blouse and a skirt! 889 00:54:14,785 --> 00:54:17,472 They're 2 great guys you're going to hurt. 890 00:54:17,496 --> 00:54:19,390 So talk to them frankly. 891 00:54:19,414 --> 00:54:20,684 Of course. 892 00:54:20,708 --> 00:54:23,519 Jo's right for once. Talk to them. 893 00:54:23,543 --> 00:54:24,887 Of course. 894 00:54:56,994 --> 00:54:59,806 The weather's a bit like in Brittany. 895 00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:02,058 Yes, we're lucky today. 896 00:55:02,082 --> 00:55:03,137 Right. 897 00:55:08,213 --> 00:55:09,700 This is your place? 898 00:55:09,757 --> 00:55:10,764 Yes. 899 00:55:10,925 --> 00:55:12,123 My place... 900 00:55:12,176 --> 00:55:13,486 and my parents'. 901 00:55:13,510 --> 00:55:14,949 We're seeing them? 902 00:55:15,345 --> 00:55:17,365 I wanted us to talk first. 903 00:55:17,389 --> 00:55:19,951 If I introduce you at our wedding, 904 00:55:19,975 --> 00:55:21,953 my mum won't be pleased. 905 00:55:21,977 --> 00:55:27,110 I thought we were going to explain... well, talk a little. 906 00:55:49,964 --> 00:55:55,361 Young lady, since my knowledge of French leaves something to be desired, 907 00:55:55,385 --> 00:56:01,045 I'd rather continue our conversation in my mother tongue. 908 00:57:39,865 --> 00:57:41,591 I love this woman. 909 00:57:41,616 --> 00:57:43,440 And I adore cats. 910 00:57:45,662 --> 00:57:47,772 Come with me. You'll see, 911 00:57:48,498 --> 00:57:50,944 this region is magnificent. 912 00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:53,512 Well... 913 00:58:07,434 --> 00:58:09,454 Get the hint of vanilla? 914 00:58:09,478 --> 00:58:11,540 I'm not getting anything. 915 00:58:11,563 --> 00:58:13,959 A touch of damp tobacco too. 916 00:58:13,983 --> 00:58:15,373 That's the peat. 917 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,727 Gingerbread... 918 00:58:23,158 --> 00:58:25,940 You have a thing with smells. 919 00:58:26,620 --> 00:58:28,389 No, not smells. 920 00:58:28,413 --> 00:58:30,266 With fragrances. 921 00:58:30,290 --> 00:58:32,880 The most beautiful French word. 922 00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:36,088 Along with libellule. 923 00:58:36,463 --> 00:58:38,566 Great word for a dragonfly. 924 00:58:38,590 --> 00:58:40,412 You wanted to be a nose? 925 00:58:45,389 --> 00:58:48,284 In my family, only rugby, whisky and banks count. 926 00:58:48,308 --> 00:58:51,246 I couldn't say I wanted to make perfume. 927 00:58:51,270 --> 00:58:55,155 We wear skirts for every family reunion as it is. 928 00:58:55,690 --> 00:58:57,627 I had a dream too. 929 00:58:57,651 --> 00:58:59,879 To go around the world by motorbike. 930 00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:01,486 It's not too late. 931 00:59:02,322 --> 00:59:03,617 Actually... 932 00:59:04,283 --> 00:59:08,120 Dad and I were traumatized. My mum died in an accident. 933 00:59:09,413 --> 00:59:10,804 On a motorbike? 934 00:59:11,831 --> 00:59:13,031 No, not really. 935 00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:16,326 A motorbike rammed into her car. 936 00:59:17,629 --> 00:59:19,548 I'm sorry for your mum. 937 00:59:20,507 --> 00:59:23,480 I wish she was here to help me. 938 00:59:26,763 --> 00:59:28,634 Can I ask you something? 939 00:59:30,559 --> 00:59:32,957 Is it too late to go back to Emily? 940 00:59:34,229 --> 00:59:35,812 Why do you ask? 941 00:59:36,356 --> 00:59:39,234 Maybe I'm not the right girl for you. 942 00:59:40,735 --> 00:59:43,086 You're not the right girl for me. 943 01:00:03,092 --> 01:00:05,106 Juju! Over here! 944 01:00:05,635 --> 01:00:08,156 - You can't park here. - But it's handy. 945 01:00:08,180 --> 01:00:09,782 It'll cost you 35 euros. 946 01:00:09,806 --> 01:00:11,534 It's not my car anyway. 947 01:00:11,558 --> 01:00:12,709 Hello, ma'am. 948 01:00:12,851 --> 01:00:14,002 Whose is it? 949 01:00:14,019 --> 01:00:17,040 Some car dealer I met on Tinder. 950 01:00:18,523 --> 01:00:20,460 So, how was Scotland? 951 01:00:20,484 --> 01:00:21,587 A nightmare. 952 01:00:21,610 --> 01:00:23,629 - It went badly? - A dream. 953 01:00:23,653 --> 01:00:25,381 A dream or a nightmare? 954 01:00:25,405 --> 01:00:27,180 A dream, so a nightmare. 955 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:29,626 I have to leave Etienne now. 956 01:00:29,909 --> 01:00:30,909 Okay... 957 01:00:32,079 --> 01:00:35,244 You need to see something first. 958 01:00:36,375 --> 01:00:37,670 See what? 959 01:00:40,712 --> 01:00:42,199 Sweetheart! 960 01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:44,900 - Are you ok? - I guess. 961 01:00:44,924 --> 01:00:48,113 While you shopped in London, we worked hard. 962 01:00:48,137 --> 01:00:49,288 Right, Etienne? 963 01:00:49,304 --> 01:00:50,552 You said it. 964 01:00:52,307 --> 01:00:55,078 What are you doing here? Are you two... 965 01:00:55,102 --> 01:00:56,204 Tell her. 966 01:00:56,395 --> 01:00:57,955 Age before beauty. 967 01:00:57,979 --> 01:01:00,809 - Screw you! - Richard, tell her. 968 01:01:01,983 --> 01:01:03,902 Allow me to introduce 969 01:01:04,236 --> 01:01:06,586 our restaurant's new chef. 970 01:01:07,072 --> 01:01:08,223 Ma'am... 971 01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:15,265 What about your classes? 972 01:01:15,289 --> 01:01:19,845 Your dad tempted me away. Time to put theory into practice. 973 01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:21,553 You youngsters... 974 01:01:22,629 --> 01:01:26,151 I know it's dumb, but I'm happy. 975 01:01:26,175 --> 01:01:28,611 You're drunk. Richard, you're drunk. 976 01:01:28,635 --> 01:01:31,781 Not at all. I'm happy. Just happy. 977 01:01:31,805 --> 01:01:33,532 Juliette, honey. 978 01:01:33,765 --> 01:01:37,267 I won't praise your Etienne, but he's great. 979 01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:39,072 See? He's right. 980 01:01:39,479 --> 01:01:41,830 There'll be changes here. 981 01:01:41,981 --> 01:01:44,284 Forget the Relais de l'Aubrac. 982 01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:48,714 Forget the Relais de l'Aubrac, but it stays the Relais de l'Aubrac. 983 01:01:48,738 --> 01:01:51,176 I found a great slogan earlier. 984 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:52,398 It's great. 985 01:01:54,119 --> 01:01:57,189 Change in continuity. 986 01:01:57,331 --> 01:01:58,529 Goosebumps. 987 01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:01,654 Stop winding me up! 988 01:02:03,295 --> 01:02:07,233 I don't want to influence you, but I'd overhaul the kitchen. 989 01:02:07,257 --> 01:02:09,860 - With a flattop grill, say. - Good idea. 990 01:02:09,884 --> 01:02:12,043 Excellent. I'd thought of it. 991 01:02:13,805 --> 01:02:17,034 I'm handing you the keys, but I'm still here. 992 01:02:17,058 --> 01:02:19,036 The old man's not out of it. 993 01:02:19,060 --> 01:02:20,883 Not out of it yet! 994 01:02:22,731 --> 01:02:24,889 Know what, guys? 995 01:02:24,983 --> 01:02:26,230 Seriously. 996 01:02:26,901 --> 01:02:29,464 We'll make one hell of a team. 997 01:02:29,488 --> 01:02:32,749 It's gonna be a blast! Pure happiness... 998 01:02:50,342 --> 01:02:51,925 - Salers beef. - Yep. 999 01:02:56,265 --> 01:02:57,265 Hold on... 1000 01:02:58,350 --> 01:03:00,203 Pink's nice too. 1001 01:03:00,227 --> 01:03:01,378 It's blank. 1002 01:03:01,395 --> 01:03:03,265 The blue's not bad. 1003 01:03:08,902 --> 01:03:11,924 Pick a card. The first one you touch. 1004 01:03:12,239 --> 01:03:15,260 - This one? - No, horrible. This one. 1005 01:03:15,742 --> 01:03:16,942 This one! 1006 01:03:17,994 --> 01:03:19,145 Much better! 1007 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,160 I'm dead! 1008 01:03:28,588 --> 01:03:31,692 7. So July. A pretty month in Scotland. 1009 01:03:31,716 --> 01:03:33,299 - Not bad. - And the date? 1010 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:36,542 I thought about the wedding date. 1011 01:03:36,971 --> 01:03:37,883 12! 1012 01:03:37,931 --> 01:03:39,705 July 12th is perfect. 1013 01:03:40,850 --> 01:03:42,433 So July 12th. 1014 01:03:42,561 --> 01:03:44,815 No going back now. 1015 01:03:58,785 --> 01:04:00,176 Thanks, Claudine. 1016 01:04:01,663 --> 01:04:04,253 I love this, Claudine. 1017 01:04:11,340 --> 01:04:14,193 I know. Prada, Fall-Winter, 2015. 1018 01:04:14,217 --> 01:04:16,759 Woolworths, 1976. 1019 01:04:18,847 --> 01:04:21,617 Can I get you coffee or water? 1020 01:04:21,641 --> 01:04:22,840 No, thanks. 1021 01:04:25,228 --> 01:04:26,706 How does it look? 1022 01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:28,749 What the hell have I done? 1023 01:04:28,773 --> 01:04:30,418 What have I done? 1024 01:04:30,442 --> 01:04:31,449 Well? 1025 01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:33,030 I don't know... 1026 01:04:34,696 --> 01:04:36,615 I'm wondering if... 1027 01:04:37,699 --> 01:04:40,721 Normally, the groom mustn't see the dress. 1028 01:04:42,912 --> 01:04:45,407 That's a stupid superstition. 1029 01:04:45,415 --> 01:04:48,101 - Show me. - My love, I don't know if... 1030 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:51,105 You can't decide 1031 01:04:51,129 --> 01:04:54,630 between the bustier one and the low-cut back one. 1032 01:04:55,008 --> 01:04:57,789 Come out, honey, and I'll tell you. 1033 01:05:05,602 --> 01:05:07,760 If he doesn't like it, I stop. 1034 01:05:32,045 --> 01:05:34,982 Garance, show the gentleman to the fitting room. 1035 01:05:35,006 --> 01:05:36,984 You want to try the other? 1036 01:05:37,008 --> 01:05:38,639 It's all inside. 1037 01:05:46,893 --> 01:05:48,413 Is it all going well? 1038 01:05:48,437 --> 01:05:49,779 Perfectly. 1039 01:05:52,982 --> 01:05:54,806 What about the cufflinks? 1040 01:05:54,859 --> 01:05:57,834 We'll do them after. The jacket first. 1041 01:06:03,535 --> 01:06:07,222 Another mirror would be good. For the back view. 1042 01:06:07,246 --> 01:06:09,358 - It's not easy. - True. 1043 01:06:09,749 --> 01:06:11,668 It's hard to choose. 1044 01:06:11,793 --> 01:06:16,982 I'm still hesitating between a three-piece suit, a tuxedo and... 1045 01:06:17,006 --> 01:06:18,398 A frock coat. 1046 01:06:21,428 --> 01:06:22,947 I'm not sure. 1047 01:06:22,971 --> 01:06:24,554 I really don't know. 1048 01:06:25,264 --> 01:06:26,701 I can't decide. 1049 01:06:26,725 --> 01:06:30,130 We can ask my wife what she thinks. 1050 01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,800 We need your opinion. 1051 01:06:39,988 --> 01:06:42,242 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 1052 01:06:46,870 --> 01:06:48,356 So I hear. 1053 01:06:48,997 --> 01:06:50,641 I need to try the trousers. 1054 01:06:50,665 --> 01:06:52,248 In the fitting room. 1055 01:06:54,836 --> 01:06:56,899 I'll check it in daylight. 1056 01:06:57,464 --> 01:06:59,046 What are you doing? 1057 01:07:18,527 --> 01:07:21,672 I wanted to ask... Is it true about Juliette? 1058 01:07:21,696 --> 01:07:22,800 What? 1059 01:07:22,822 --> 01:07:25,968 Is she marrying Etienne, the chef? 1060 01:07:25,992 --> 01:07:27,863 Yes, among others. 1061 01:07:36,961 --> 01:07:38,939 I missed a wedding? 1062 01:07:38,963 --> 01:07:41,066 - I left them both - Seriously? 1063 01:07:41,090 --> 01:07:43,694 They were both there with me, 1064 01:07:43,718 --> 01:07:46,489 one in a fitting room, the other outside. 1065 01:07:46,513 --> 01:07:47,948 I don't understand. 1066 01:07:47,972 --> 01:07:50,826 - I have to tell them. - Calm down. 1067 01:07:50,850 --> 01:07:52,673 But I love them both. 1068 01:07:52,894 --> 01:07:54,455 I just can't choose. 1069 01:07:54,479 --> 01:07:56,014 Etienne's here! 1070 01:07:56,523 --> 01:07:58,825 This dress is pissing me off! 1071 01:07:59,484 --> 01:08:00,491 Shit! 1072 01:08:01,027 --> 01:08:02,370 Quick! 1073 01:08:03,863 --> 01:08:05,255 Give it here! 1074 01:08:05,364 --> 01:08:06,659 Go on, pull! 1075 01:08:07,116 --> 01:08:10,137 I'm pulling! I'm pulling all I can! 1076 01:08:10,161 --> 01:08:11,514 Try pushing! 1077 01:08:11,538 --> 01:08:14,600 I'll tell them. First Etienne, then Paul. 1078 01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:17,645 Don't say a thing. Don't decide on a whim. 1079 01:08:17,669 --> 01:08:19,059 You do. 1080 01:08:19,462 --> 01:08:21,105 - Say nothing. - I'll tell him. 1081 01:08:21,129 --> 01:08:22,280 Hi there! 1082 01:08:23,717 --> 01:08:24,868 You ok? 1083 01:08:24,926 --> 01:08:27,236 Didn't you forget something? 1084 01:08:27,260 --> 01:08:29,850 We're tanning for the wedding(s). 1085 01:08:30,388 --> 01:08:33,327 Great, but you can't work like that. 1086 01:08:33,351 --> 01:08:35,995 I just got the team's new outfits. 1087 01:08:36,019 --> 01:08:38,998 By the way, I found a suit for the wedding. 1088 01:08:39,022 --> 01:08:40,417 You'll love it. 1089 01:08:40,441 --> 01:08:43,753 Just think, in 3 weeks, we'll be married. 1090 01:08:43,777 --> 01:08:44,834 Etienne! 1091 01:08:45,071 --> 01:08:48,141 What time do you call this? 1092 01:08:48,449 --> 01:08:49,793 You're hopeless. 1093 01:08:50,033 --> 01:08:51,234 Say nothing. 1094 01:08:51,953 --> 01:08:54,111 What the hell happened? 1095 01:08:54,663 --> 01:08:56,601 Give me a minute, honey. 1096 01:08:56,625 --> 01:08:57,822 Go ahead. 1097 01:08:57,834 --> 01:08:59,519 No turbot so I got plaice. 1098 01:08:59,543 --> 01:09:02,396 Remind me... What's today's special? 1099 01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:04,108 Turbot in beurre blanc. 1100 01:09:04,132 --> 01:09:05,761 Exactly, and not... 1101 01:09:06,424 --> 01:09:07,820 - Not? - Plaice. 1102 01:09:07,844 --> 01:09:09,363 See, it's simple! 1103 01:09:09,387 --> 01:09:11,304 It's a flat fish, I thought... 1104 01:09:11,514 --> 01:09:13,200 I do the thinking. 1105 01:09:13,224 --> 01:09:14,994 If I say we do turbot, 1106 01:09:15,018 --> 01:09:16,495 we do turbot, ok? 1107 01:09:16,519 --> 01:09:18,054 Now get the fucking turbot! 1108 01:09:19,563 --> 01:09:22,250 Juliette, you need to see something. 1109 01:09:37,248 --> 01:09:39,518 - I brought your things. - Thank you. 1110 01:09:39,542 --> 01:09:41,729 Could I have some bread? 1111 01:09:41,753 --> 01:09:44,774 As I was in a hurry, I... 1112 01:09:44,798 --> 01:09:47,146 I was in a state because of... 1113 01:09:49,385 --> 01:09:54,902 You know, after you left the store, I tried to call you. 1114 01:09:58,019 --> 01:09:59,362 No battery. 1115 01:09:59,813 --> 01:10:01,874 The other guy... Did you see him? 1116 01:10:02,065 --> 01:10:03,119 A tall guy. 1117 01:10:03,608 --> 01:10:05,920 He was trying on a frock coat. 1118 01:10:05,944 --> 01:10:07,838 I didn't notice him. 1119 01:10:07,862 --> 01:10:10,164 May I use your phone? 1120 01:10:10,198 --> 01:10:11,592 Use mine. 1121 01:10:11,616 --> 01:10:13,439 He lent me his phone. 1122 01:10:13,785 --> 01:10:16,326 Really kind for a French person. 1123 01:10:17,205 --> 01:10:20,643 On the display, I saw a photo of him 1124 01:10:20,667 --> 01:10:22,105 and his girlfriend. 1125 01:10:22,752 --> 01:10:24,575 His fiancée, I think. 1126 01:10:26,005 --> 01:10:27,441 She looks like you. 1127 01:10:27,465 --> 01:10:29,151 Lots of girls do. 1128 01:10:29,175 --> 01:10:31,526 Yes, it seemed impossible. 1129 01:10:32,053 --> 01:10:34,595 But, on taking a closer look, 1130 01:10:34,889 --> 01:10:36,472 she seemed... 1131 01:10:46,985 --> 01:10:48,663 And I know that look. 1132 01:10:48,862 --> 01:10:51,596 It's the look you give me. 1133 01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:54,542 I'd like to meet your friend. 1134 01:10:55,618 --> 01:10:57,057 Wait! 1135 01:10:58,997 --> 01:11:00,004 Excuse me! 1136 01:11:02,751 --> 01:11:04,861 Please, wait! 1137 01:11:10,133 --> 01:11:11,860 Why are you here, sir? 1138 01:11:13,094 --> 01:11:17,908 In the store, I forgot to say I'm Paul MacCallaghan. 1139 01:11:17,932 --> 01:11:20,369 Great, but we're busy. Let's talk later. 1140 01:11:20,393 --> 01:11:22,359 Show him out, please. 1141 01:11:22,645 --> 01:11:25,165 I didn't know about you. 1142 01:11:25,189 --> 01:11:27,042 - Did you? - Who is this guy? 1143 01:11:27,066 --> 01:11:30,040 Paul Mac something. He's pissing me off. 1144 01:11:31,279 --> 01:11:35,068 Meet my fiancée. Her name's Juliette. 1145 01:11:37,201 --> 01:11:38,512 You know each other? 1146 01:11:38,536 --> 01:11:40,886 Our wedding's in three weeks. 1147 01:11:42,331 --> 01:11:44,442 No, ours is in three weeks. 1148 01:11:45,626 --> 01:11:46,682 Juliette... 1149 01:11:47,461 --> 01:11:49,141 What the hell is this? 1150 01:11:52,801 --> 01:11:54,278 What the hell is this? 1151 01:11:54,302 --> 01:11:56,268 Yes, what the hell is this? 1152 01:12:41,432 --> 01:12:43,015 You're home late. 1153 01:12:44,018 --> 01:12:45,601 What's for dinner? 1154 01:12:46,855 --> 01:12:48,248 Is Juliette here? 1155 01:12:48,272 --> 01:12:50,574 - In the bathroom. - Again? 1156 01:12:50,733 --> 01:12:53,755 She's emptied the tank with all her baths. 1157 01:12:56,030 --> 01:12:58,620 Juliette! Open up, it's me. 1158 01:12:59,408 --> 01:13:00,970 Juliette, open up! 1159 01:13:00,994 --> 01:13:02,480 I want to be alone. 1160 01:13:05,832 --> 01:13:07,846 Open up now. 1161 01:13:08,376 --> 01:13:10,354 It's stressing Carole out. 1162 01:13:10,378 --> 01:13:12,105 I want to be alone! 1163 01:13:12,171 --> 01:13:14,858 It's sunny, you could go out. 1164 01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:17,152 Or go back to work maybe. 1165 01:13:17,176 --> 01:13:20,197 Why? Dad won't speak to me. Everyone judges me. 1166 01:13:20,221 --> 01:13:21,573 I wonder why. 1167 01:13:21,597 --> 01:13:23,420 You judge me too. 1168 01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:28,298 Open up now or I'll get Philippe to break down the door. 1169 01:13:30,899 --> 01:13:33,296 You win. Baby, break it down. 1170 01:13:34,527 --> 01:13:36,781 Actually, right now... 1171 01:13:38,697 --> 01:13:41,096 I'm holding the cat. 1172 01:13:48,624 --> 01:13:50,975 Enough, you're being a drag! 1173 01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:54,238 - Sit down here. - Why? 1174 01:13:55,548 --> 01:13:57,851 - Sit. - What're you doing? 1175 01:13:58,467 --> 01:13:59,859 What's going on? 1176 01:14:02,180 --> 01:14:03,810 Straight or curled? 1177 01:14:03,848 --> 01:14:05,242 What're you doing? 1178 01:14:05,266 --> 01:14:06,535 Straight or curled? 1179 01:14:06,559 --> 01:14:08,287 How can I decide now? 1180 01:14:08,311 --> 01:14:10,421 Ok, shut up, enough. 1181 01:14:12,648 --> 01:14:15,169 You're not the only one who can't choose. 1182 01:14:15,193 --> 01:14:17,171 It's hard for all of us. 1183 01:14:17,195 --> 01:14:20,757 Think it's easy for Sonia? No, it isn't. 1184 01:14:20,781 --> 01:14:24,954 Think she enjoys the non-stop sex? Does it make her happy? No. 1185 01:14:25,786 --> 01:14:27,431 Yes, choosing is hard. 1186 01:14:27,455 --> 01:14:29,474 Hey, it's only temporary. 1187 01:14:29,498 --> 01:14:31,643 Think I didn't hesitate over Philippe? 1188 01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:33,645 He's clearly not George Clooney. 1189 01:14:33,669 --> 01:14:35,898 I'm with a long-term idler 1190 01:14:35,922 --> 01:14:37,858 who only slaps his cat's hand. 1191 01:14:37,882 --> 01:14:39,359 - It's a paw. - A paw. 1192 01:14:39,383 --> 01:14:42,789 I regret my choice at least once a week. 1193 01:14:42,803 --> 01:14:44,823 But I stand by it. 1194 01:14:44,847 --> 01:14:47,725 When I had my problem, I knew I was right. 1195 01:14:47,766 --> 01:14:50,370 He hid in the hospital shower for 2 months 1196 01:14:50,394 --> 01:14:53,464 so I wouldn't be alone at night. 1197 01:14:53,731 --> 01:14:55,122 When I told him 1198 01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:58,415 I couldn't have kids, 1199 01:14:59,904 --> 01:15:01,774 he stayed all the same. 1200 01:15:05,034 --> 01:15:06,138 You see. 1201 01:15:06,577 --> 01:15:08,831 I feel in control of my life. 1202 01:15:09,455 --> 01:15:13,196 When you let others decide for you, 1203 01:15:15,211 --> 01:15:16,601 look what happens. 1204 01:15:18,965 --> 01:15:21,171 That looks terrible, Jojo. 1205 01:15:24,137 --> 01:15:26,966 You can't leave me like this! It's hideous! 1206 01:15:27,265 --> 01:15:29,159 I'll do what you want. 1207 01:15:29,183 --> 01:15:30,334 Just choose. 1208 01:15:30,393 --> 01:15:32,871 You know I can't choose. 1209 01:15:32,895 --> 01:15:34,766 Not true. You make choices. 1210 01:15:34,981 --> 01:15:36,324 In fact, 1211 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:41,380 if I may interrupt your "girl talk", 1212 01:15:41,404 --> 01:15:45,717 any shrink could tell you that someone so chronically indecisive 1213 01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:48,512 has a life scenario that causes her 1214 01:15:48,536 --> 01:15:50,180 to waver continually. 1215 01:15:50,204 --> 01:15:51,890 Early on, she decided 1216 01:15:51,914 --> 01:15:54,226 never to make a decision. 1217 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:57,771 She's still influenced by that early vow 1218 01:15:57,795 --> 01:16:00,577 buried deep in her subconscious. 1219 01:16:03,426 --> 01:16:09,616 For more details, check Psychology mag, in the bathroom under my Grazia. 1220 01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:11,799 He's totally right! 1221 01:16:12,601 --> 01:16:15,911 You've always let your dad decide for you. 1222 01:16:16,522 --> 01:16:19,544 Not sure George Clooney would know that. 1223 01:16:44,967 --> 01:16:47,605 Hi, honey, it's Dad. 1224 01:16:48,512 --> 01:16:49,663 I thought 1225 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:54,494 it would be good to have dinner to talk about everything. 1226 01:16:54,518 --> 01:16:55,861 I mean... 1227 01:16:56,395 --> 01:17:00,233 it's stupid sulking at each other like this. 1228 01:17:00,816 --> 01:17:02,255 I miss you. 1229 01:17:03,444 --> 01:17:06,753 Meet me at 8:30 at Lasserre. 1230 01:17:08,532 --> 01:17:09,732 Evening, ma'am. 1231 01:17:09,742 --> 01:17:13,097 There's a booking for Richard Blandin. 1232 01:17:13,121 --> 01:17:14,367 If you please... 1233 01:17:29,887 --> 01:17:31,614 Follow me, please. 1234 01:17:46,862 --> 01:17:48,877 I'm a bit... 1235 01:17:50,158 --> 01:17:53,220 - A bit surprised as I... - I know. 1236 01:17:53,244 --> 01:17:54,587 Your dad told me. 1237 01:17:54,703 --> 01:17:56,622 Your problem with choosing. 1238 01:17:56,914 --> 01:17:59,226 You could've said. I can help. 1239 01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:03,355 If I'd known I had competition, I'd have done my best to win. 1240 01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:06,150 - Actually... - Here's what I suggest. 1241 01:18:06,174 --> 01:18:09,291 As someone has to choose for you, I'll do it. 1242 01:18:11,887 --> 01:18:13,182 Here's the plan. 1243 01:18:13,431 --> 01:18:17,327 We get a star in 2 years by working the gastronomy angle. 1244 01:18:17,351 --> 01:18:20,789 Then we get a house in Barfleur. You'll love it. 1245 01:18:20,813 --> 01:18:23,667 I'll fish for clams with our kids. 1246 01:18:23,691 --> 01:18:25,752 Margaux and Lucas. Great names. 1247 01:18:25,776 --> 01:18:27,254 Sorry, but... 1248 01:18:27,278 --> 01:18:29,244 Wait, I haven't finished. 1249 01:18:29,322 --> 01:18:31,633 Then we open an annex of the Relais, 1250 01:18:31,657 --> 01:18:34,295 next door in that old bat's dump. 1251 01:18:34,535 --> 01:18:36,012 You mean Claudine? 1252 01:18:36,036 --> 01:18:39,641 Maybe. I bet we can get it for next to nothing. 1253 01:18:39,665 --> 01:18:41,152 I worked it all out. 1254 01:18:41,167 --> 01:18:42,167 So I see. 1255 01:18:42,876 --> 01:18:46,315 - Lamb, and quail for the lady. - I don't like quail. May I? 1256 01:18:46,339 --> 01:18:47,873 Trust me. 1257 01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:50,735 The quail comes with chestnuts and... 1258 01:18:50,759 --> 01:18:52,404 Thank you, it's ok. 1259 01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:53,771 Very good, sir. 1260 01:18:59,310 --> 01:19:01,756 - Do you like it here? - I dunno. 1261 01:19:01,770 --> 01:19:03,081 I'll do the wedding here. 1262 01:19:03,105 --> 01:19:04,999 - The wedding? - Our wedding! 1263 01:19:05,023 --> 01:19:06,376 Didn't you cancel it? 1264 01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:08,670 No, and your dad agreed. 1265 01:19:08,694 --> 01:19:11,908 - So I have no choice. - Is that so bad? 1266 01:19:12,198 --> 01:19:15,219 I did my apprenticeship here. 1267 01:19:15,618 --> 01:19:19,455 You have to see something. Watch the ceiling. 1268 01:19:19,705 --> 01:19:20,808 Watch it! 1269 01:20:00,829 --> 01:20:02,224 Will your Paul be there? 1270 01:20:02,248 --> 01:20:07,092 He resigned from his job to go home to Scotland. 1271 01:20:08,128 --> 01:20:11,918 Why do they keep driving straight at me? 1272 01:20:12,174 --> 01:20:14,141 You're on the wrong side! 1273 01:20:18,264 --> 01:20:21,141 I just realised I've never had a Scot. 1274 01:20:25,813 --> 01:20:28,375 It's not a sex tourism trip. 1275 01:20:28,399 --> 01:20:30,557 This is Scotland, not Thailand. 1276 01:20:30,734 --> 01:20:35,531 Are they naked under those skirts? Nothing's hanging out, it's a bad sign. 1277 01:20:48,252 --> 01:20:50,698 What's wrong? Is he dead? 1278 01:20:51,339 --> 01:20:53,736 You can't really speak English, huh? 1279 01:20:54,174 --> 01:20:58,347 It has to be pronounced properly for me to understand. 1280 01:20:59,179 --> 01:21:01,289 He's marrying Emily now. 1281 01:21:01,765 --> 01:21:04,883 A cart will take ages! We have a car. 1282 01:21:42,515 --> 01:21:45,152 Ginger's kinda weird. I love it. 1283 01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:47,207 Ask the choirboy. 1284 01:22:41,532 --> 01:22:42,491 Shit! 1285 01:22:42,533 --> 01:22:44,259 Let me grab a drink! 1286 01:22:45,994 --> 01:22:46,994 Hold on... 1287 01:22:54,878 --> 01:22:58,140 They don't understand their own language! 1288 01:23:17,818 --> 01:23:19,065 Let's split up. 1289 01:23:34,918 --> 01:23:35,925 Shit... 1290 01:23:40,132 --> 01:23:41,283 I'm dancing. 1291 01:23:50,518 --> 01:23:53,011 And I stink of fish... 1292 01:23:57,357 --> 01:23:59,948 I never danced with a beggar! 1293 01:24:07,743 --> 01:24:09,971 - Sorry? - You speak French? Great! 1294 01:24:09,995 --> 01:24:12,849 This will sound odd, but I must explain. 1295 01:24:12,873 --> 01:24:15,810 I fell for Etienne as he's like my father. 1296 01:24:15,834 --> 01:24:19,272 He and all my exes were men who decided for me. 1297 01:24:19,296 --> 01:24:20,735 Paul was different. 1298 01:24:21,089 --> 01:24:23,568 He doesn't care if I screw up. 1299 01:24:23,592 --> 01:24:26,446 He loves me as I am, not as he wants me to be. 1300 01:24:26,470 --> 01:24:28,364 I'd never known that. 1301 01:24:28,388 --> 01:24:31,218 With him, I can choose my life. 1302 01:24:31,224 --> 01:24:34,150 I should have married your husband. 1303 01:24:35,854 --> 01:24:37,165 That's not Paul! 1304 01:24:37,189 --> 01:24:38,340 Paul? 1305 01:24:38,649 --> 01:24:41,478 Meet Mark, the man I just married. 1306 01:24:41,527 --> 01:24:43,672 Weren't you marrying Paul? 1307 01:24:43,696 --> 01:24:45,006 I was. 1308 01:24:45,030 --> 01:24:46,550 You're the French girl? 1309 01:24:46,574 --> 01:24:47,581 Yes. 1310 01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:50,136 I have to thank you. 1311 01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:54,724 When Paul left me for you, I met Mark. 1312 01:24:54,748 --> 01:24:56,331 That's wonderful! 1313 01:24:58,126 --> 01:25:00,980 Frankly, Mark is a better catch. 1314 01:25:01,004 --> 01:25:04,266 Paul works for a bank. Mark owns one. 1315 01:25:04,424 --> 01:25:05,912 That's excellent. 1316 01:25:06,051 --> 01:25:07,922 So where's Paul? 1317 01:25:07,928 --> 01:25:10,998 No one knows. He left overnight. 1318 01:25:11,264 --> 01:25:12,847 Not even his parents know. 1319 01:25:13,475 --> 01:25:14,627 They don't? 1320 01:25:15,227 --> 01:25:16,330 Shit! 1321 01:25:22,275 --> 01:25:23,619 Carole... 1322 01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:24,874 Gimme five. 1323 01:25:43,839 --> 01:25:46,333 To avoid any misunderstanding... 1324 01:26:01,148 --> 01:26:01,963 Yes, baby? 1325 01:26:02,024 --> 01:26:03,271 I did it. 1326 01:26:03,734 --> 01:26:05,077 She gave me five. 1327 01:26:05,611 --> 01:26:07,171 Are you crying? 1328 01:26:07,195 --> 01:26:08,970 Hurry home to see this. 1329 01:26:09,197 --> 01:26:10,733 Sweetheart... 1330 01:26:11,241 --> 01:26:12,920 I'm so proud of you. 1331 01:26:13,702 --> 01:26:15,013 Take care. 1332 01:26:15,037 --> 01:26:16,188 I love you. 1333 01:26:26,006 --> 01:26:27,684 I'll join my friends. 1334 01:26:32,846 --> 01:26:35,053 We've been looking for you. 1335 01:26:40,312 --> 01:26:42,290 He's vanished. 1336 01:26:42,314 --> 01:26:43,833 He must be somewhere. 1337 01:26:43,857 --> 01:26:45,209 Of course. 1338 01:26:45,233 --> 01:26:47,629 It's good what you did. You came. 1339 01:26:47,653 --> 01:26:50,674 Just think. You came all this way. 1340 01:26:51,281 --> 01:26:52,717 2,000 km for nothing. 1341 01:26:52,741 --> 01:26:54,093 No, not for nothing. 1342 01:26:54,117 --> 01:26:56,324 Presents! I love them! 1343 01:26:58,371 --> 01:26:59,475 Hideous! 1344 01:27:00,708 --> 01:27:02,147 What're you doing? 1345 01:27:03,085 --> 01:27:04,979 They're wedding gifts! 1346 01:27:05,003 --> 01:27:06,898 I'll leave the ugly stuff. 1347 01:27:06,922 --> 01:27:08,775 Revenge for Joan of Arc. 1348 01:27:08,799 --> 01:27:10,735 They're Scottish, not English. 1349 01:27:10,759 --> 01:27:12,102 Same difference. 1350 01:27:12,344 --> 01:27:13,783 Ghastly! 1351 01:27:16,807 --> 01:27:18,053 A tablecloth? 1352 01:27:19,476 --> 01:27:22,066 - Horrible. - Put it back properly. 1353 01:27:22,145 --> 01:27:24,290 Wedding presents always suck. 1354 01:27:24,314 --> 01:27:27,126 - What's Paul's name? - MacCallaghan. 1355 01:27:27,150 --> 01:27:28,445 From him. 1356 01:27:42,875 --> 01:27:45,465 Don't you start too! 1357 01:27:56,889 --> 01:27:58,040 Ah, ok. 1358 01:28:31,631 --> 01:28:33,359 Fully booked again. 1359 01:28:33,383 --> 01:28:35,611 To think I nearly sold up. 1360 01:28:35,635 --> 01:28:38,082 I can be dumb at times, right? 1361 01:28:38,847 --> 01:28:39,902 Right? 1362 01:28:42,976 --> 01:28:44,127 From Juliette? 1363 01:28:54,529 --> 01:28:55,920 What can I say? 1364 01:28:56,114 --> 01:28:57,265 Say nothing. 1365 01:28:57,950 --> 01:28:59,533 Look, she has... 1366 01:29:00,828 --> 01:29:02,218 What can I say? 1367 01:29:05,457 --> 01:29:06,752 This is good. 1368 01:29:07,584 --> 01:29:09,838 Of course it's good. 1369 01:29:13,882 --> 01:29:15,608 It's a bummer though. 1370 01:29:17,552 --> 01:29:19,279 Yeah, it's a bummer. 1371 01:29:56,674 --> 01:29:58,977 It was tough finding you. 1372 01:29:59,011 --> 01:30:00,641 I changed offices. 1373 01:30:25,913 --> 01:30:28,167 YOU CHOOSE! 1374 01:30:34,254 --> 01:30:36,565 So "thank you" is "chaquran"? 1375 01:30:36,589 --> 01:30:38,026 No, "shokran". 1376 01:30:38,050 --> 01:30:39,050 Good evening. 1377 01:30:39,134 --> 01:30:41,695 From now on, I'm taking my life in hand. 1378 01:30:41,719 --> 01:30:44,991 I can decide without help in under 5 seconds. 1379 01:30:45,015 --> 01:30:46,646 I'll have zaalouk. 1380 01:30:46,724 --> 01:30:48,119 - Zaalouk? - Yes. 1381 01:30:48,143 --> 01:30:51,831 However, most decisions made in under 5 seconds 1382 01:30:51,855 --> 01:30:53,773 are shitty decisions. 1383 01:30:55,025 --> 01:30:57,039 - Will you manage? - Yes. 84781