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-♪
-[gobbling]
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[folk music playing]
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[gobbles]
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[crunching, gulps]
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♪
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D'oh!
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♪
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♪
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-[buzzer sounding]
-huh?
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Our first thanksgiving
since homer passed away.
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-More turkey, please.
-Aw.
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Thank god we still have
his hologram.
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[clanking]
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All right, everyone.
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Get out
your remembrance candles.
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Granny lisa,
why do we light a candle
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Every thanksgiving?
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In remembrance of
the great blackout
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That almost destroyed our town
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When we actually had to
write things down by hand.
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(gasping, whimpering)
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It started on
a cold November day.
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Back when you could actually see
snow outside of a museum.
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[wind howling]
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[kent] goodbye, autumn,
hello, novem-brrr.
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A powerful winter storm
is headed our way.
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-Homie.
-♪ aloha 'oe ♪
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Homie, wake up.
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♪ aloha 'oe... ♪ [groans]
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This isn't hawaii.
It's never hawaii.
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It's just stupid america.
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There's a winter storm
coming in.
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[scoffs] winter storm.
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I refuse to be scared
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Unless there's
some terrifying new term for it.
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It's an arctic blast
with a bomb cyclone
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And a chance of firenado,
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Or as we in the news business
call it,
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-And "arcticonado."
-[homer screams]
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None of us call it that, kent.
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Pipe down, arnie.
I'm selling hoodies.
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[homer humming]
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-Homer, this is important.
-Hmm?
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Did you put up the storm windows
like you promised?
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[lisa]
there are two things I've leaned
are completely worthless:
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Scented toilet paper and
a promise from homer simpsons.
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-[wind whistles]
-[ralph whimpering]
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I'll put 'em up
right after work.
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You're going to work in that?
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It's hawaiian day,
and the guys elected me
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King kamehameha.
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Let the goofing off at work
commence.
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[toots]
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-[wind whistles]
-[homer groans]
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Ew, bacon.
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Mmm.
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-[wind whistles]
-[gasps]
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[grunting]
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[exhales]
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Now, kids, I know the forecast
says it's triple-mitten weather,
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But the good news is, it's less
than one week till turkey day.
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Mom! Can we please not
call it "turkey day"?
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You're celebrating
the slaughter of a living thing.
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Lisa, you always
slaughter the mood.
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You know, there are some amazing
faux turkeys to eat now.
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Said no one, ever.
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Right now,
they're perfecting the taste,
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But in the future, faux turkeys
will taste really good.
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[munching] hmm.
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Nope. Still sucks.
[groans, coughs]
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But for this year, my menu
is already up on the fridge.
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And it really means a lot to me.
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It's our first thanksgiving
with maggie.
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I'm finally not pregnant,
so I can drink.
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I call a drumstick.
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Nice try, boy,
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But we agreed I'd get
both drumsticks
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Every thanksgiving
on the day you were born.
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Aw, no fair.
I was too young to sign that.
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I believe this is
your foot, is it not?
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-And I had it notarized.
-Why you giant...
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-[grunting]
-[chocking]
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[sighs]
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[lisa]
but the worst was yet to come.
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That thanksgiving would surpass
christmas and my birthday
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As the saddest day of the year.
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[hawaiian music playing]
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[slurping]
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Welcome, or as they say
in hawaii: Welcome.
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You're probably wondering
why we chose this special day
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To have this celebration of you,
my workers
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And dear, dear friends.
[chuckles]
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Smithers, I need a distraction
so those unionized money-sucks
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Don't see the new
cheaper replacements
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I'm bringing in
to take their jobs.
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Why don't we throw
a hawaiian day?
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Aloha-ha-ha-ha.
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Now enjoy, relax, mahalo,
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Knowing your jobs are secure
and I could never replace you.
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[cheering, laughing]
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Nothing ulterior
about that statement.
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We love you!
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That's the last
we'll see of them.
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Welcome, nonunion workers.
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In an older era,
they'd call you scabs.
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Now you're just friends
without benefits.
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[chuckles]
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[machines whirring rhythmically]
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♪
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♪ see here, smithers,
here's my theory ♪
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♪ of how to cut down
what people earn ♪
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♪ every worker
should be nonunion ♪
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♪ that's the genius
of monty burns ♪
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[tap dancing]
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♪ they've got no health care,
they've got no dental ♪
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♪ there's just one bathroom,
so they take turns ♪
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♪ and all the money
and all the power ♪
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♪ are in the clutches
of monty burns ♪
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♪ hallelujah ♪
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♪ make us grovel ♪
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♪ for your energy ♪
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♪ speed up the core,
speed up the core, man ♪
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♪ speed up the core, speed up
the core, man ♪
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♪ speed up the, speed up the,
speed up the, speed up ♪
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♪ the core ♪
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♪ rig detectors
and bribe inspectors ♪
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♪ skip the training
'cause no one learns ♪
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♪ even people
who ain't too clever ♪
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♪ can work for minimum wage
forever ♪
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♪ broken parts can be
glued together ♪
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♪ for monty burns ♪
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♪ monty burns, monty burns ♪
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♪ monty burns. ♪
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[cheering]
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Smithers, how do these nonunion
avocado toasts sing so well?
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Oh, they're all graduates of
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Prestigious college
theater programs.
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-Ah.
-That entire section
is julliard.
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[harmonizing]
♪ it's this or teach. ♪
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♪
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Somebody should clean these up.
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I nominate king kamehameha.
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I'm starting to think
this king thing is just a trick
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To get me to do all the work.
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No, no. It's a very great honor,
your gullibility.
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[laughter]
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[grunting]
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Hmm. [grunts]
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Mm, mm.
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Whew! Not gonna make
that mistake.
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[automated voice]
waste disposed safely.
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Thank you.
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Now to call
jeff bezos and elon musk
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And reclaim my title of
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The world's most
self-serving billionaire.
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Where can I plug in my phone?
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[electrical crackling]
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Uh, sir, I'm afraid we already
over-amped on that outlet.
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I'll over-amp you.
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[crackling]
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[whooshing]
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Put it out! Put it out!
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♪ we don't know how. ♪
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But we can dance stravinsky's
"firebird" around it.
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["the firebird" playing]
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[alarm blaring]
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[panicked shouting]
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[squealing]
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Homer, what did you do in there?
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I did exactly
what I was supposed to do.
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[automated voice over speakers]
attention, plant employees.
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See? She'll tell you.
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Plant meltdown imminent.
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Please take this time
to get right with your god.
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♪
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Now please put your name tag
inside your mouth
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For the easy identification
of your skull.
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[panicked shouting]
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[alarm continues blaring]
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Where are you going?
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Uh, to get help.
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Don't leave me, uncle monty!
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-Smithers,
did you grease the struts?
-Yes, sir.
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[screaming]
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Yarr... You kidding me?!
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[automated voice]
fire extinguished.
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Plant ruined,
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And you are all now out of work.
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-Happy thanksgiving.
-[toots]
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[lisa]
we had no power
and no prospects of getting any.
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[crowd cheering]
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[crowd gasping]
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-What is it? What is it?
-We'll never know!
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[lisa]
but whenever there's
a threat to civilization,
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Good people always
set aside their differences
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And blame a scapegoat.
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All right, so,
who screwed up here?
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Homer?
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[chanting]
homer. Homer. Homer.
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I agree.
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We should find a scapegoat,
but who?
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[chanting]
you. You. You.
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I can't believe this.
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I love you guys,
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And now you want to
throw me under the bus?
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Great idea.
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Hey!
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"throwing someone under the bus"
is a figure of speech.
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Like, "I'll start my diet
tomorrow,"
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Or "I love my children equally."
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Okay, homer. Fair enough.
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Ten-second head start!
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Ten, nine, eight, seven...
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You could've at least
done mississippi!
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[wind whistling]
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-[door rattles]
-[gasps] who's there?
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♪
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Watch it. I have pepper spray.
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[homer]
mmm... Pepper spray.
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[salivating]
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Homer?
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I put in all the storm windows,
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And I bought brand-new batteries
for all the flashlights.
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-Huh? Huh?
-[gasps]
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[lisa]
there was nothing
that alarmed my mother more
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Than a helpful homer.
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Homer simpson,
did you have anything to do
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With the blackout?
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Everybody thinks I did,
but I didn't.
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But I don't care because
you believe, marge, don't you?
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I'm trying.
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Eh. Could've been worse.
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[cries out]
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Once again,
the whole town is mad at dad.
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Bart, do you know
how many furious mobs
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The average family
has to contend with?
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Hmm, six?
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Zero. Zero!
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You did do this.
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Marge, in every marriage,
a spouse gets to say one time,
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"you have got to believe me."
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Yes, and you've done it
18 times.
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Look in my eyes.
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You've said that before.
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Hold my hand
and look in my eyes.
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You've said that before.
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Hold my hand, look in my eyes
and feel my heart.
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Also, if you can
examine my prostate...
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All right, all right.
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[grunting]
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I don't know.
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Mom!
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I was aiming for his eye.
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Mom, dad, please give us hope.
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It's what parents do.
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Don't worry, kids.
The government will help.
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The government cannot
help itself,
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Let alone you.
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00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,550
I have just been authorized
to commission a study
260
00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:23,050
On whether or not a study
should be commissioned.
261
00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:24,550
Finally. Thank you.
262
00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:27,220
So, to take your minds
off your troubles,
263
00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:29,220
I propose some kind of games.
264
00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,140
Either "hunger" or "squid."
265
00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:33,100
With that in mind,
tomorrow we will begin
266
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,690
With everyone attempting
to kill milhouse.
267
00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:37,810
I finally got picked first.
268
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,400
Boo-yeah!
269
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,440
-[tires screeching]
-[man grunting]
270
00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:42,990
[woman] take this.
271
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,200
[people talking angrily
outside]
272
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,790
No laptop, no kindle.
What do I do?
273
00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:55,250
[gasps] I'll read a book.
274
00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:57,250
Hmm.
275
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,830
I might learn something.
276
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,840
This pioneer girl was happy.
277
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,630
I'm not happy.
278
00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:04,010
This is a nightmare.
279
00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:05,970
My pa moved us out of wisconsin
280
00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:07,840
Because he thought
it was too fancy.
281
00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:09,050
Wisconsin?
282
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,350
And before you want to be me,
283
00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:12,720
Answer this:
284
00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:14,980
Did you ever kill a chicken?
285
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:17,270
Sorry, I'm a vegetarian.
286
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:18,810
So was I.
287
00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:22,020
[lisa]
that as the moment
I began my remembrance book.
288
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:25,150
[in frontier accent]
and in my memory,
I sound like this.
289
00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:28,360
People were made of
stronger stuff in pioneer days,
290
00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:31,530
Until they died of agony at 39.
291
00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:32,910
[wind whistling]
292
00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:36,250
Well, if nothing else,
I can try to save thanksgiving.
293
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,380
[gasps] the food is gone.
294
00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:42,550
Homer, is there an explanation?
295
00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,880
Yes, there is.
296
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,710
-I--
-no more explanations.
297
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:49,090
I can't take it. [sobbing]
298
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:52,810
Dad, I'm really sad.
What do I do?
299
00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:54,180
I don't know. Go outside.
300
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:56,640
-Build a snowman.
-I can't bring another life
301
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,060
Into this awful world.
302
00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:00,060
-Shoo!
-[moans]
303
00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,940
I have a little juice.
304
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,690
I can call tech support.
305
00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:05,860
[ropes creaking]
306
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,530
[groans]
307
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:08,360
[grunts]
308
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,110
You think you miss the internet?
309
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,990
[bell clanging]
310
00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:13,620
Hear ye, hear ye.
311
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,910
The latest matrix movie
was severely disappointing.
312
00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:19,210
Do not take the red pill
or the blue pill.
313
00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:21,420
You need no dose for this one.
314
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:22,920
End of "tweet."
315
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,380
Hey, like.
316
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:27,090
In fact,
I'm going to "follow" you.
317
00:14:27,090 --> 00:14:28,840
-[scatting]
-yes, mute.
318
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,890
-♪ giving you likes
and following you ♪
-mute, mute.
319
00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:32,510
[scatting]
320
00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:35,430
[ragtime piano playing]
321
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,480
[piano music stops]
322
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,810
You! How dare you show your face
in here.
323
00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:45,190
Moe, it's me.
324
00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:46,940
And beneath all the drinking
and the jokes,
325
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:48,780
We have a real relationship.
326
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,110
And that means something.
327
00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:51,360
What are you getting at?
328
00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:52,450
Come on, man.
329
00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:55,450
Deep down, we kind of
love each other.
330
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,330
Love you, too.
331
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:01,960
[homer moans]
332
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,380
It's hopeless.
333
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,910
Everyone in this town hates us.
334
00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:09,420
But some not as much.
I brought firewood.
335
00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:13,390
Whoa, grampa.
How'd you score that?
336
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:17,060
For your information, I grew up
in a cruel world like this,
337
00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:20,560
Back in the '30s or '50s,
or whatever makes sense now.
338
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:24,100
[laughs] now let me get
that fire going for you.
339
00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:29,110
[all]
ah!
340
00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:31,570
Grampa, you saved us!
341
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:35,160
[chuckles] well, old people
have a lot of wisdom
342
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,450
If you take the time to--
343
00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:38,410
She said thank you.
344
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,790
[jaunty tune playing
345
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,670
[lisa, in frontier accent]
we were more than happy.
346
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,500
We were a family again.
347
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,540
♪
348
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,420
[thumping]
349
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,050
Oh, what was that?
350
00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:55,890
Go back to sleep, sweetie.
351
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:57,350
Tomorrow's Sunday.
352
00:15:57,350 --> 00:16:00,930
You don't have to start
your chores till 4:00 a.M.
353
00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:03,980
[yawns] thanks, grampa.
354
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,400
[truck engine starting]
355
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,940
We'll finally be rid of that
homer simpson once and for all.
356
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:12,490
And then I'll be the town idiot.
357
00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:14,450
[chuckles] mm.
358
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,740
♪
359
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,210
[creaking]
360
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:31,460
[creaking]
361
00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:35,800
Oh, my god! "city celebrates
explosion of the simpsons."
362
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,890
[marge groaning]
363
00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:39,760
That's "expulsion"
of the simpsons.
364
00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:40,970
Oh, whew.
365
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,640
Which means they
kicked us out forever.
366
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,730
Damn it!
367
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:45,940
Why won't people
believe I'm innocent?
368
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,600
-[creaking]
-oh, it's hopeless.
369
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:50,270
-[yowling]
-whoa, cool!
370
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,700
[playing jaunty tune]
371
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,110
[sighs] I guess there's
one good thing.
372
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,700
At least there's
no more stupid--
373
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,030
Howdy, neighbor.
374
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,490
I asked them to move my house
right next to yours.
375
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,000
[homer groans]
376
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:08,250
Well, at least you
believe me, flanders.
377
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:11,750
Yes, but I also believe in
a holy ghost no one can see.
378
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,590
In the name of the father and
the son and the spooky plus one.
379
00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:17,510
[groans] I haven't slept
for two nights.
380
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:21,350
Because my choice is either to
be furious at you for the lie,
381
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:24,480
Or to believe you
and feel like a fool.
382
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,980
[groans]
383
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,560
Okay, okay,
I'm going to believe it.
384
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,400
[gulps]
385
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,860
Ugh. Now I'm actually in pain.
386
00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:34,110
No pain, no gain.
387
00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:36,610
I can't go on faith anymore.
388
00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:41,080
I have to have a reason
to believe you. [groans]
389
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,660
There is. Oh, my god.
390
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:45,410
Do you remember when you thought
I ate the food in the fridge?
391
00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:46,540
Yes?
392
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,660
Well, I didn't.
393
00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:50,290
I put it under the snow
to keep it fresh.
394
00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:52,540
Like in lisa's
stupid pioneer book.
395
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:53,800
Oh, my god.
396
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,670
[gasps]
you're telling the truth.
397
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,590
And if you're telling
the truth about that,
398
00:17:57,590 --> 00:18:00,180
-Then you're telling the truth
about everything!
-Mm-hmm.
399
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,600
-Oh. [laughing]
-mm.
400
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,270
-Ooh, homie.
-[chuckling]
401
00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:06,930
But if you're an innocent idiot,
402
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,600
Instead of a guilty nitwit,
403
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,900
How do we prove it?
404
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,110
By finding the person
who was behind it.
405
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:14,440
And there's only one man
who it could be.
406
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,280
The town villain.
407
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,440
Luigi!
408
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:19,030
No! Burns!
409
00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:22,780
Smithers, I've eluded justice
yet again.
410
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:24,910
May my uppance never come.
411
00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:26,580
[marge]
not so fast!
412
00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:27,580
Gah!
413
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:29,410
We know what you did.
414
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:34,090
Yes, but you're also standing
on top of my trap door.
415
00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:38,800
It, uh, doesn't work
without power, sir.
416
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,300
Fine. Smithers, do it manually.
417
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:45,010
[clicking]
418
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:48,890
[burns cackles]
419
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,850
You can't move.
That's cheating.
420
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,600
Take him away, boys.
421
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:57,530
Get the kiddie cuffs, lou.
422
00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:59,400
Curses!
423
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,030
I have to take responsibility
for something I did?
424
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:06,080
[chuckles] ridiculous.
425
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:12,120
Montgomery burns, we will give
you the stiffest punishment
426
00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:13,920
Any billionaire ever gets.
427
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,750
A fine you can easily pay.
428
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,170
I make more than that
in the time
429
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:22,220
It took me to say
"I make more than that." ha!
430
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:25,180
I'm so glad you guys
love me again.
431
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:27,060
We're still a little mad.
432
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:28,390
This brought back
a lot of memories
433
00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:30,310
Of stuff you actually did do.
434
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:32,690
Remember, homer, I was
gonna be an orthodontist.
435
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,440
But no more, thanks to you.
436
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,480
What if you all have
thanksgiving dinner with us?
437
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:41,320
All you have to do is put
our house back where it was.
438
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,530
It's never just dinner.
There's always something.
439
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:48,660
♪
440
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,330
[lisa, in frontier accent]
and in the years that followed,
441
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:58,090
There would be other blackouts
and other mobs.
442
00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:01,050
But they never blamed
my father again.
443
00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:03,550
-Bart?
-Your story was so long
444
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,890
I died of boredom.
445
00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:07,430
Also, I finally got a drumstick.
446
00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:08,850
Mine now.
447
00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:10,390
♪
448
00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:11,770
[homer groaning]
449
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,520
[homer groaning]
450
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,520
[homer groaning]
451
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,440
[homer groaning]
452
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:28,280
"pa had walked back
after 23 miles
453
00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:29,910
"with an orange for christmas.
454
00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:31,790
"poor becca didn't get
to taste it
455
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:35,290
"because she passed that morning
from scarlet fever.
456
00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:39,540
So they zested
the rind over her grave."
457
00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:41,210
[sobbing]
458
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,670
[yawns] that's great, dad.
459
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,680
Maybe we should stop here.
460
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,470
No, I have to see if euchariah
sold the pelts in town
461
00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:50,510
To those untrustworthy
canadians.
462
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,310
They didn't pay him
for last time!
463
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:55,390
Okay, you just tell me
what happens later.
464
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:59,900
"and in the spring, an orange
tree grew over her grave."
465
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,480
[sobbing]
466
00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:03,280
[fiddle playing jaunty tune]
467
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:15,660
Captioning sponsored by
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468
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:18,670
And fox broadcasting company
469
00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:21,490
And toyota.
470
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,460
Captioned by
media access group at wgbh
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471
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:27,760
-[lisa] enough!
-[grampa] okay!
472
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,010
[turkey gobbling]
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